Speaker 1: Are you leave the I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and a terminol and gage.
Speaker 3: We want to send you off instile.
Speaker 4: We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it. We scared her?
Speaker 1: Was it fine?
Speaker 5: Malborn? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do your need to ride.
Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 4: This is Chris.
Speaker 1: Fairbanks, yes, and this is Karen Tilgareff.
Speaker 4: And I like, I appreciate you pausing before your name
Speaker 4: just to make it sound like I didn't do a weird.
Speaker 2: Pause, Matchie. This is how we do it, NATCHI, matchie.
Speaker 4: We are both wearing the same shirt and same little
Speaker 4: Donald Duck sea hat.
Speaker 2: That is true. We could lie and say anything to
Speaker 2: these people about what we're wearing, what we're looking at.
Speaker 1: They have to trust us.
Speaker 4: No, we've been lying, is what Karen meant to say.
Speaker 4: We dress the same every episode, and just don't talk
Speaker 4: about how I am pantiless with a sailor suit. I
Speaker 4: have a Donald duck hat with a baby blue sash. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and uh, Karen, whar's the same.
Speaker 2: I feel compelled to show support because Chris has a
Speaker 2: lot of hate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really going out on a limb, especially with
Speaker 4: the no pants choice. Yeah, but if Donald Duck can
Speaker 4: do it, I've always said.
Speaker 2: You've always said, if a fictional Duck from the thirties
Speaker 2: can do it, why can't I.
Speaker 4: Donald, You're a veteran of the navy, put on some pants.
Speaker 4: I've changed my mind. I just realized how ridiculous it is.
Speaker 4: What kind of a message is that?
Speaker 1: What level do you think he got to in the Navy?
Speaker 2: Do you think he was like a you know, like
Speaker 2: I was gonna say colonel, But I don't think that's
Speaker 2: a boat senior staff member, right.
Speaker 4: I just think he castin kind of a yes man,
Speaker 4: a grunt. Yeah, that was wanting to express himself.
Speaker 2: He was like the radar O'Reilly just having to kind
Speaker 2: of more serve than lead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's because I'm trying really hard to figure out.
Speaker 4: I don't think I know anything about Donald Duck's personality.
Speaker 2: Oh, he gets frustrated very easily. I do relate to
Speaker 2: Donald Duck. You can't understand a fucking word he saying.
Speaker 4: Ever, he's mad about a speech impediment.
Speaker 1: He's very frustrated with a speech impediment. And then with who.
Speaker 2: Makes his life hell? Because it's very hard. Right now,
Speaker 2: that's a Disney thing. But then there's the Warner Brothers gang.
Speaker 2: Much easier to talk about, right, Porky Pig or bugs Bunny.
Speaker 2: I know them better.
Speaker 4: It's very strange that I don't know anything about Donald Duck.
Speaker 4: I'm really trying hard.
Speaker 2: You mean, like just digging up any of his the
Speaker 2: canon information about Donald.
Speaker 4: Yeah, his friends, it's family, this single storyline. But I
Speaker 4: have his outfit, Yeah, you have every morning I lay
Speaker 4: it out like a flat person on my bed.
Speaker 2: His girlfriend's name is Daisy.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Daisy Duke. Sorry, duck Duck. Yeah, because that's
Speaker 4: a type of denim short.
Speaker 2: That what you just said there, Daisy Duke, Sorry, Daisy
Speaker 2: Duck is the only time you've ever sounded like a
Speaker 2: skateboarder to me. And that was so skateboardery of you,
Speaker 2: the way, Jay z D.
Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry Daisy Duck Duck. But a skateboarder from a
Speaker 4: eighties movie where their skateboarders only stop skating to spray
Speaker 4: paint rad on a wall.
Speaker 1: Or talk about Disney Carton.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because there are always some level of high Yes,
Speaker 4: do you think donald Like they're laying against the ramp.
Speaker 4: One of them has dreads. They both have a you
Speaker 4: know they do no research. No, they can't and by
Speaker 4: day I mean wardrobe.
Speaker 1: They can't.
Speaker 2: They have an abusive stepfather, so they can't hang around
Speaker 2: long enough to look anything up.
Speaker 4: It's funny because I brought myself to watch Gleaming the Cube,
Speaker 4: the only main stream blockbuster because it had Christian Slater
Speaker 4: in it that was about skateboarding, had skateboarders in it,
Speaker 4: Tony Hawk was in it, and it holds up. It's
Speaker 4: a good action movie. I caught up in the story
Speaker 4: he was he hadn't adopted brother. They talked and it
Speaker 4: was the Asian mafia situation and they went deep into that.
Speaker 4: It was It's all what I forgot about because I
Speaker 4: was waiting for the sweet, sweet skate footage.
Speaker 2: Can I ask, how does a skateboarder who I assume
Speaker 2: is a high schooler get caught up in the Asian
Speaker 2: mafia or not?
Speaker 4: He fancied a girl at school and started dating like
Speaker 4: a preppy.
Speaker 1: Wait, does the British movie.
Speaker 4: It is heed He fancied Alast Yes, yes, and to
Speaker 4: impress her he quit skating and his hair and then
Speaker 4: you know what, I kind of don't remember. Yes for real,
Speaker 4: I think he was going to church too. Yes, very
Speaker 4: strict family anyone. But he liked her. But he also
Speaker 4: was trying to figure out why his his uh step
Speaker 4: brother was murdered and they were dating, so he kind
Speaker 4: of was started dating. I'm just now realizing it's coming
Speaker 4: to me. He started dating his his deceased brother's girlfriend
Speaker 4: to get closer figure out why he got murdered. And
Speaker 4: boy does he find out?
Speaker 2: Does he?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: He gets all the way on there and what was it?
Speaker 2: Drugs?
Speaker 4: It drugs were involved? Bull Saw video was involved. I
Speaker 4: only know because every time I draw drive by the
Speaker 4: Bolsa exit, I think I'm bull Saw Video. I think
Speaker 4: I'm pronouncing it like it was in the movie.
Speaker 1: Can you spell it bol s A oh Bolsa Oh? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I've never I've never heard.
Speaker 4: It's just it's one of those many like when I
Speaker 4: drive by Delon Pray Street, I think at Delon Prey
Speaker 4: Dan and from mister ch Oh. There's just certain words
Speaker 4: that you see were grabbed from a sign as the
Speaker 4: screenwriter was driving.
Speaker 1: Absolutely all around this town.
Speaker 4: Yes, for sure, and uh anyway, it ends, of course
Speaker 4: with a man kidnapping the girl. He has a gun,
Speaker 4: and of course Christian Slater goes under a semi doesn't
Speaker 4: all a free Oh he does, he ali, he grabs
Speaker 4: front side, and then they have another shot where he's
Speaker 4: suddenly grabbing backside into the air and knocks the gun
Speaker 4: out of the man's hand. And it was laughable back then,
Speaker 4: but still it's enjoyable.
Speaker 1: Could you switch from front side to backside like that
Speaker 1: in the air?
Speaker 4: I mean it's not likely. Maybe on a snowboard, I
Speaker 4: can't let go of the board. And then with the
Speaker 4: other hand, I suppose people do it.
Speaker 1: People do it with bikes.
Speaker 4: They do. You're right.
Speaker 2: I've watched so much trick bike footage because that was
Speaker 2: one of the main things that Pete shop for your
Speaker 2: TV channel.
Speaker 4: Oh more bmxdent scape.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, just just like these children get paid
Speaker 3: to travel the world and ride their fucking bike.
Speaker 4: I know, and they do jealous, but there is keep
Speaker 4: it rest easy, knowing there's no retirement plan.
Speaker 2: Oh well, you have to start your own pho and
Speaker 2: kay and get real smart about that.
Speaker 4: Ye some guys do it, other guys don't.
Speaker 2: Other guys don't. And the oh look at the bignyer truck.
Speaker 2: Look at that. Hey, how's your new sweet tooth feel?
Speaker 4: Do you care about bign I think it's luck but
Speaker 4: we could try and open it.
Speaker 2: On the other side.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's a food truck. I thought it was a
Speaker 4: delivery vehicle. I mean it seems like a powdered Uh
Speaker 4: what is aigne?
Speaker 2: It is exactly what you're thinking of, like a It's
Speaker 2: almost like a croissant with less folds and it's like
Speaker 2: a square and they put so much powdered sugar on it.
Speaker 4: Is it like filo dough?
Speaker 1: It is more Uh, it's more donut.
Speaker 4: Ye Oh, I think I've had one. It's they're nuts
Speaker 4: in it. No, but there's definitely powdered sugar. As the photo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're thinking of the Mediterranean dessert.
Speaker 4: Yeah, baklava. I love.
Speaker 1: This is more of like basically a French donut.
Speaker 2: So there's I guess the reason I said croissant is
Speaker 2: because it's real airy and fluffy, right, But it's like
Speaker 2: a light it's a croissant donut.
Speaker 4: Maybe on the way back I will be starving.
Speaker 2: I mean we could also just get coffee and go
Speaker 2: to a place where we can get all those things
Speaker 2: and more.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this is our solo episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can fill it up with little kinds of
Speaker 2: fucking errands. That's why I got excited about the benetra.
Speaker 4: In the back of my head, it is a little
Speaker 4: worried about my brain because I couldn't remember whose stick
Speaker 4: today's guest was.
Speaker 2: It's me.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you for having thank you for coming and
Speaker 4: for having me.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's how it works.
Speaker 4: I drove back from Big Bear today and I there
Speaker 4: was a person tailgating me down that windy road. Now,
Speaker 4: people that live up in the mountains, they are tired
Speaker 4: of going up and down that windy road, and they
Speaker 4: don't have time for someone unfamiliar with the turns to
Speaker 4: go cautiously sure honking. There was a truck in front
Speaker 4: of me too, there was nowhere for me to go,
Speaker 4: laying on the horn. And I looked back and it
Speaker 4: was a little old lady with gray hair flipping me
Speaker 4: off while weighing on the horn.
Speaker 1: What did she want you to do?
Speaker 4: I knew what she didn't want me to do, and
Speaker 4: that is basically slam on the brakes, which you did it.
Speaker 4: I'm afraid I did it. I'm not proud of it.
Speaker 4: I came to almost a complete stop, and then I'd
Speaker 4: go a little further, she'd land the horn more, I
Speaker 4: would come to a stop again. I if she did
Speaker 4: hit my car, she would be in the wrong. I
Speaker 4: also wanted to make her nerve. I'm not proud of
Speaker 4: this behavior. I'm just saying it. I think that our
Speaker 4: fans support my unhinged dad and think. And then I
Speaker 4: started flipping her off. This is a little old lady
Speaker 4: with gray hair, by the way. But then I thought,
Speaker 4: what if she's saying a rush she U it has
Speaker 4: to go to the hospital. She feels palpitation. She I
Speaker 4: pulled over. Finally she flipped me off again, as did
Speaker 4: the little old lady in the past her seat. And
Speaker 4: then they proceeded to honk the person and that was
Speaker 4: in front of me. They were just unhinged. I wouldn't
Speaker 4: you're on her side. No, no, no, I can tell
Speaker 4: you're on her side.
Speaker 2: Well, I like to Devil's advocate because you start stories
Speaker 2: like that in the middle and then I'm like, what
Speaker 2: was the.
Speaker 4: In It's good storytelling. It's like Christopher Nolan, Yeah, I
Speaker 4: started in the middle, arguable, Yes.
Speaker 2: Did you when she first started honking? It was it
Speaker 2: totally out of the blue.
Speaker 4: I start going faster, and then I'm like, this is
Speaker 4: getting dangerous. I can't go as fast as this this
Speaker 4: person wants me to go. That's when I saw some
Speaker 4: old lady flipping me off, and I'm like, maybe she
Speaker 4: doesn't see that. I'm tailgating a truck in front of me.
Speaker 4: Windy road. There's rocks, there's patches of ice. We're up
Speaker 4: in the mountains. It was there are two types of
Speaker 4: people that moved to these mountain communities. Those who enjoy
Speaker 4: nature I suppose or want to be skiers, and those
Speaker 4: who are unhinged and can't deal with society. Yes, and
Speaker 4: or have murdered and they're like, I gotta get a cabin.
Speaker 1: They're doing a hideout.
Speaker 4: I keep killing people in the city. I don't know which,
Speaker 4: but this didn't seem like an outdoors outdoorsy lady Grandma murders.
Speaker 2: It could have absolutely been a serial killing team.
Speaker 4: They were the Golden Girls of Golden State Killers. They
Speaker 4: were they were. I don't know. I have so many questions,
Speaker 4: but I let them go. I decided not to follow
Speaker 4: them one.
Speaker 2: You have decided to stop trying to teach them a
Speaker 2: lesson by getting them to rerend you.
Speaker 4: Now, I know you and I both have started following
Speaker 4: people that have upset us on the road. And then
Speaker 4: and then we're like, what are we doing? What are
Speaker 4: we going to do when we catch up to this person.
Speaker 1: I've never done that.
Speaker 4: I know you've waited. You've told me how you've waited
Speaker 4: outside at homes, and I'm like, your secret safe with me,
Speaker 4: I've said, and then I've shared with you how I've
Speaker 4: done the same.
Speaker 1: I just like our Donald Dug outfits same same.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I thought that maybe I had something on
Speaker 4: the roof of my car. I thought maybe she was
Speaker 4: warning me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was thinking, Like, there's gotta be
Speaker 1: a reason.
Speaker 4: She was just really angry.
Speaker 2: She was furious. Could she could she have been also
Speaker 2: snowboarding that day and maybe you cut her off at
Speaker 2: the old ski lift or something.
Speaker 4: I thought of it. I thought maybe I thought I
Speaker 4: couldn't figure it out. And the cars behind her also
Speaker 4: were bad at me, and they were going so fast.
Speaker 4: I was driving like a normal person, certainly above the
Speaker 4: speed limit, but downhill a mountain road, I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: push the pedal to the metal.
Speaker 2: Well, also, you can't if there's a truck in front it,
Speaker 2: you can only go.
Speaker 1: I'm on.
Speaker 4: And everything I've described is I'm not bending any details. Okay, Yes,
Speaker 4: it was a bizarre behavior. And I have a fear
Speaker 4: of getting you in tailgated, and especially by a senior.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what an embarrassing story. No one's going
Speaker 4: to be on your side.
Speaker 2: And someone's grandma shot me in the face because I
Speaker 2: would not accelerate.
Speaker 4: Well, I love my grandma. They're gonna mean to take
Speaker 4: the grandma side.
Speaker 2: Everybody's on a grandma side. Yeah, that's why I was
Speaker 2: trying to question you, because I was like, did you
Speaker 2: do something to the grandma first?
Speaker 1: But it doesn't sound like it. No, No, it really doesn't.
Speaker 4: I thank you. It was bizarre behavior.
Speaker 2: Crazy, I mean that is you know. That is what
Speaker 2: this whole podcast is about. The ship that happens on
Speaker 2: the road. Most of it you wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Believe, right, And and the one the version I've talked
Speaker 4: about because it was it had we were just starting
Speaker 4: the podcast ten eleven years ago, right after this had happened,
Speaker 4: that rear ending where I was, Me and my girlfriend
Speaker 4: were both in trapped in a smash car, a car
Speaker 4: that the tow truck place thought, oh, for sure these
Speaker 4: are deceased people because the backseat, you know. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: it's a theme that that comes back often.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I know that that person that hit us kind
Speaker 4: of evaded the situation, was uninsured and left town because
Speaker 4: I followed him on Twitter, but I always check in.
Speaker 4: I'm like, how it's this person doing. I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to ever say hey, why did you not?
Speaker 4: You know, we had to be interrogated by the insurance
Speaker 4: and all these things because all he did is not
Speaker 4: answer the phone, and then they're like, well we're going
Speaker 4: to go after you. Then no one hears that story.
Speaker 1: Well they do both sides.
Speaker 4: I found out yesterday he died in twenty twenty. Yeah, god, damn,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Is this a bad story? The reason I'm
Speaker 4: bringing why, don't you know the reason I'm bringing it up.
Speaker 4: I want to know why. I want to know how.
Speaker 4: I went to his appreciation page. I'm like, ah, there's
Speaker 4: no clues in the comments, I'm like, what is it?
Speaker 4: Was it COVID? Was he in a car wreck? The
Speaker 4: only clue I saw was someone put be careful who
Speaker 4: your friends are. No one's talking about it, be careful
Speaker 4: who your friends are. Plus no one mentioning anything had
Speaker 4: to be a drug overdose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just gonna say the same thing.
Speaker 4: See, that's why I brought it up. Now it's a
Speaker 4: fun conversation.
Speaker 2: Well fun, that is generous, But I feel bad.
Speaker 4: What if it all started the drugs and everything because
Speaker 4: the insurance came after him and he had to pay
Speaker 4: that money, and then you know, all the fitness career
Speaker 4: and everything he is into went by the wayside. Barbituates
Speaker 4: took over this.
Speaker 1: That's why the saying is don't do drugs.
Speaker 2: That's the whole thing about it is there is actually
Speaker 2: the reason they say it is not just to be
Speaker 2: a bummer, but it's because it sucks your life up.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to bring it up because we were
Speaker 4: talking before about how people that have wronged me have
Speaker 4: perished in the past, and do I have a special
Speaker 4: and it happened once again. That's all I'm bringing.
Speaker 2: Those are the kind of the things that were floating
Speaker 2: in the air. You felt like they needed to get I.
Speaker 4: Feel bad, you know, I feel guilty. What have I
Speaker 4: had something to do with this? Anyway?
Speaker 2: It's a fun, lighthearted borderline suicide and or overdosed right.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, it's a mystery. I like solving things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let us know.
Speaker 4: Definitely that a cliffhanger updates with little theme music.
Speaker 1: Yeah, any kind of a death you might want to
Speaker 1: talk about, bring it up.
Speaker 4: Sure, make light of it. Bring it up, and the
Speaker 4: nervousness will cause the jokes to double when talking about
Speaker 4: the sensitive stuff.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: I'm over here just waiting with baited breath. What kind
Speaker 1: of news are you going to break? The best or
Speaker 1: the worst?
Speaker 4: By baited breath? Do you mean like when people go
Speaker 4: fishing with a sardine?
Speaker 2: Do you have that?
Speaker 4: No? I just thoughts on a's an opportunity baited.
Speaker 2: Are we drunk?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm wasted.
Speaker 1: This has a real day drinking. Oh my god, this is.
Speaker 4: Day a year and one day. Oh my god, of
Speaker 4: no drinking in my life.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, Chris Fairbanks. That's a huge accomplishment.
Speaker 4: Why I brought it up and to distract us from
Speaker 4: the previous topic, which was questionable.
Speaker 2: Then I won't say the thing I was about to say,
Speaker 2: which was in praise of day drinking.
Speaker 4: Let's fall off the wagon.
Speaker 2: I just as an alcoholic myself, and the things that
Speaker 2: I love about drinking, they're all kind of like false
Speaker 2: memories essentially, because when you tell yourself, I wish I
Speaker 2: was doing this again, or I should be doing this again,
Speaker 2: it's actually just a kind of like reflection of a
Speaker 2: time where you were younger, hotter, more popular, right, whatever
Speaker 2: the case might be, and you're basically going, oh, it
Speaker 2: was still like that, yeah, and so, but I find
Speaker 2: myself always putting that on, like God, day drinking is
Speaker 2: so fun, except it's four drinks in you're fucked because
Speaker 2: it's like to.
Speaker 4: Sleep yep, and it ruins that day, it ruins the
Speaker 4: next day.
Speaker 2: If you think you're gonna be able to do your
Speaker 2: set that night, you're wrong. Like you're gonna do it,
Speaker 2: but it won't be.
Speaker 4: Good, right exactly.
Speaker 1: It never helped, It never helps.
Speaker 4: And I always, even to this day, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: I don't go to parties anymore. It was so fun
Speaker 4: at parties because I my memory is me, you know,
Speaker 4: dancing with a lampshade, on my head and everyone laughing
Speaker 4: like why is Chris so fun? But really, in reality
Speaker 4: that night I probably said the wrong thing, sure, or
Speaker 4: got upset or ranted about someone that is wrong to
Speaker 4: me or the elderly things that I don't do anymore.
Speaker 1: Except for except for on this podcast.
Speaker 4: Well, yes, but you know, when I'm not podcast as
Speaker 4: a life practice, yes, as it's sometimes I say their
Speaker 4: own thing because that's part of my podcast character.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right.
Speaker 4: But off when we're not recording, you know, I'm very
Speaker 4: it's almost boring.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how accurate you always are?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Em politically correct.
Speaker 1: Yes for sure, Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so my story was But I think because
Speaker 2: I gave it that free limb what I just said,
Speaker 2: I can still tell it without being without Where are.
Speaker 4: We right now?
Speaker 6: I turned down the street just to get off of Ventura,
Speaker 6: right and thinking it would loop us back, i'd be
Speaker 6: able to go over and oh maybe I still can
Speaker 6: cam Rio.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, right, I thought this was a dead end.
Speaker 4: No, this is kind of an exciting, uh like road
Speaker 4: that goes along the river, I believe. Well, it comes
Speaker 4: to a complete stop.
Speaker 1: Here, I guess, Well, we'll see, it'll loop us back.
Speaker 2: Yes, at least it's nice. So I was. And you
Speaker 2: remember our good friend Zach Noy Towers, who was a
Speaker 2: guest on the show. He and I like a weekend
Speaker 2: or two weekends ago, were out doing stuff during.
Speaker 1: The day and then we're like, hey, should we eat lunch?
Speaker 2: We were both realized we were hungry, so we went
Speaker 2: to this Mexican restaurant. Yes, And it was like one
Speaker 2: o'clock and there were it wasn't that crowded, but there
Speaker 2: was like three people sitting at the bar and it
Speaker 2: was like the way the light was coming in through
Speaker 2: the window and the music and this and that. I
Speaker 2: was like, I just personally inside, I was like I
Speaker 2: would fucking kill to be sitting at that bar day
Speaker 2: drinking today.
Speaker 4: With a margarita. Yeah, I don't know why I want margarita's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they mean party, they mean like fun times.
Speaker 2: The taste is like someone handing it to you, like
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 4: Yeah. The margaritas have a reputation for like it's okay,
Speaker 4: it's a margarita.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's it's like oh, or what are you at
Speaker 2: a bachelorette party? Are you? Is it your birthday? It
Speaker 2: must be a celebration because it's a margarita. So we're
Speaker 2: sitting there and then I say it where I'm like, god,
Speaker 2: I've really really over romanced day drinking. And then Zach
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I loved day drinking. The waiter walks
Speaker 2: up and puts two shots in front of each of
Speaker 2: us and goes, these are for you guys.
Speaker 4: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: And then Zach looks up and goes, do they have
Speaker 1: alcohol in him?
Speaker 2: And he was like and then the waiter just takes
Speaker 2: him back and walks away. It was so funny.
Speaker 4: That's Zach also doesn't drink.
Speaker 2: He does not he's been sober for a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh wow, okay, yes, And it was it was as
Speaker 2: if that waiter could feel the vibe that we were
Speaker 2: definitely giving off, but that we did we didn't want
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 4: It was a subtle double vibe. Yes, I'm gonna go out.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go out on a limb here with this,
Speaker 4: and I see that that was the wrong limb. Goodbye, thanks, goodbye.
Speaker 4: That's perfect.
Speaker 1: Never takes his fingers off the shot glass.
Speaker 2: It was and it was a bright pink shot, so
Speaker 2: like I was like, what's in there? This is wonderful, delicious,
Speaker 2: Oh wow, what could it be?
Speaker 1: We will never know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that that I wouldn't have taken it. But it's
Speaker 4: one of those situations like what if the timing happens,
Speaker 4: you know, things happened that day, I had a certain week,
Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden someone puts those in
Speaker 4: front of me, Maybe then I would.
Speaker 2: Well, but it doesn't sound like it sounds like you're
Speaker 2: on a track that makes internal sense as opposed to
Speaker 2: I have to do this from the external reason, right.
Speaker 4: My reason for stopping has built up over time. Initially
Speaker 4: it wasn't I'm like I need to recover. H It's
Speaker 4: just like, wait a minute, this feels good, and it's
Speaker 4: starting to feel better. What an interesting experiment this is.
Speaker 4: And now I'm like, well, i'd be very disappointed in myself, right,
Speaker 4: but I do enjoy, uh, you know, buying drinks for
Speaker 4: other people and watching them get a little sloppy, just
Speaker 4: so I can test my ability to act, because you know,
Speaker 4: I'm a thesbian deep at heart.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 4: Act drunk also, Well, it's fun.
Speaker 2: I always noticed because in the beginning I could not
Speaker 2: go to bars with my friends because I was just
Speaker 2: like I just want to drink.
Speaker 4: And this is torture, right. I'm still having trouble with
Speaker 4: it yet.
Speaker 1: I mean because bars, that's just so it's dedicated and specific.
Speaker 2: But then when I felt more stable and I would go,
Speaker 2: I would like be sitting in a booth with my
Speaker 2: friends and three of us would be getting drunk and
Speaker 2: two of us would not. But I swear to God
Speaker 2: like as we would talk and laugh and riff, I
Speaker 2: was like, now I feel drunk. I thought I was
Speaker 2: getting like my brain was basically going, eh, you are
Speaker 2: kind of drunk, right, I mean that's the kind of
Speaker 2: Ellie driving you just can't do right. The guy that
Speaker 2: needs to you need to go around the bus, right,
Speaker 2: I know you need.
Speaker 1: That's why I fucking stopped.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to stay here forever.
Speaker 4: Go fool.
Speaker 1: I gave you the opening.
Speaker 4: Were you behind me wearing a wig today? A Big Bear?
Speaker 2: Me and my sister. I think at that age you're
Speaker 2: only hanging out with your siblings.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I think, or a mountain housemate.
Speaker 2: As they call lesbians up in Big Bear. I'd love
Speaker 2: to meet your mountain housemate if if you felt comfortable introducing.
Speaker 4: Me, yeah, yes, yes, And they're dressed in the same outfit.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, Donald Duck Don Duck boom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll I am. I really did bring that up
Speaker 4: because I was disappointed in my own I should have
Speaker 4: just pulled over, like, look, go be crazy somewhere else
Speaker 4: and not think about it for another second. But instead
Speaker 4: I wanted to fight.
Speaker 1: That's a harder thing.
Speaker 2: It makes sense to me that, like, you're gonna do
Speaker 2: it piece by piece.
Speaker 1: First, the drinking is gonna get sidelined.
Speaker 2: Right right. Then you're gonna get real used to more
Speaker 2: than one year and one day, yes, real, used to
Speaker 2: unadjusted feelings.
Speaker 1: And then like in fucking eleven years.
Speaker 2: Hey, we passed that Rolls Royce on the other on
Speaker 2: the way going really yeah, literally almost in the same spot.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm gren there's been a few things like that,
Speaker 4: and I don't know that you noticed. When we were
Speaker 4: going down that street and we're like, where are we
Speaker 4: right now? A girl with a dog was walking And
Speaker 4: then we went around the block and I swear it
Speaker 4: was the same girl with a different dog walking in
Speaker 4: the same direction from a different time. It was a
Speaker 4: like that cat.
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you this in that movie with
Speaker 2: Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 1: In Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't like the phrase glitch and the matrix. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's but it can't be replaced. It just comes out
Speaker 4: of all our of our mouths. Right, everyone knows what
Speaker 4: it means. Yeah, and I'm there I've said.
Speaker 2: But I will say this here in Los Angeles, all
Speaker 2: the actresses kind of do look alike.
Speaker 4: I we just saw someone in their stunt double and
Speaker 4: a dog and a stunt dog, and.
Speaker 2: They got into an argument and they walked away with
Speaker 2: two different dogs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: But I was just going to tell you the thing
Speaker 2: of getting mad at people or like road rage, right,
Speaker 2: I have really bad road rage and like really like
Speaker 2: really bad like not letting people in to punish them
Speaker 2: because they did it wrong and et cetera.
Speaker 4: That's why this is a good podcast. Let's go on.
Speaker 2: It's the lifeblood of this project.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But you know when you're drunk that you're drunk, right,
Speaker 2: So then you're like, oh, I fucked all this up
Speaker 2: And you can just take that element out of your
Speaker 2: life with difficulty sometimes, but it can be gone.
Speaker 1: You can't ever get rid of your feelings.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Uh, that's one thing my my reaction with sudden
Speaker 4: anger that I used to think was maybe my brain
Speaker 4: has something wrong with that, maybe I was born with it.
Speaker 4: That was one of the things I realized after not
Speaker 4: drinking for a while, because it kind of just sits there. Yes,
Speaker 4: because it wasn't happening just when I was. Did you
Speaker 4: know ilcohol something known as a depressant. Yes, sometimes depression
Speaker 4: acts out as anger.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think I do know this thing. It took
Speaker 1: you a year.
Speaker 4: Is it very famous place to get Margarita's oh cosa vega? Yep?
Speaker 4: You know it from what movies? Well, something in Hollywood?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I know it from in the
Speaker 2: days where they were still making the show Friends. I
Speaker 2: always heard the Friends would go there to party after work,
Speaker 2: so there would be people like I took my sister
Speaker 2: there one time when she came to visit me, just
Speaker 2: in case we got to see like Jennifer Aniston in
Speaker 2: the wild.
Speaker 4: So funny and you might laugh in my face. But
Speaker 4: it wasn't until right now that I realized New York
Speaker 4: City and Central Perk and everything was not in I
Speaker 4: thought they were New York actors. Really there's you could
Speaker 4: be a cop show or you know, a soap opera
Speaker 4: or Friends. That's why I thought the New York acting
Speaker 4: jobs were But of course I know Central Perk was honest.
Speaker 4: I even went I saw it on a studio lot once.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, there's a friend's coffee.
Speaker 1: But in your mind the reality, yes of it.
Speaker 4: I thought they were New York actors.
Speaker 2: Well, and did you know that Seinfeld was also in?
Speaker 2: Like they've filmed that right down here at Radford.
Speaker 4: It's kind of and I'm admitting that's now also a
Speaker 4: little bit of a surprise even though I knew. I knew,
Speaker 4: but yes, of course, yeah, yeah, well, well I like
Speaker 4: the idea that they all hung out together.
Speaker 1: I know, I think that's very sweet. Yes, but I
Speaker 1: never watched that show.
Speaker 4: No, it didn't. It didn't age well, I feel, yeah,
Speaker 4: a number of reasons.
Speaker 2: I think I just thought I was punk rock and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'd rather watch a black and white film.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for me, I was into it. We would have
Speaker 4: like a friend's night in Bendorg and I lived in
Speaker 4: this house with just snowboarder dudes, and we were way
Speaker 4: into it because it was just on the verge of
Speaker 4: the Ross and Rachel characters getting together. Yeah, and something
Speaker 4: about that was like exciting for us.
Speaker 1: Everybody loves romance.
Speaker 4: I had a picture and I think I've told you
Speaker 4: this of Jennifer Andison on my wall along with Perriet Wheeler. Sundays,
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, too little. I was listening to the Sundays
Speaker 4: just today and I still think you could front a
Speaker 4: Sunday's like band, And I think you have a similar voice.
Speaker 2: And I think you'd be the only person in the
Speaker 2: audience if we if we went.
Speaker 4: Ahead and fly back, Oh no, no, Shgayzy dream pop
Speaker 4: is is still there's a huge following.
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 4: And you could you know, you could have a modern twist.
Speaker 2: Just you mean, like update Sunday songs, maybe put like
Speaker 2: a DJ track behind them.
Speaker 4: If you went like today, if the Cocktail Twins I
Speaker 4: put them in the same category, had like a concert,
Speaker 4: it would be more packed than a smash Mouth show.
Speaker 4: Those those audiences stick around. You're right there ready for
Speaker 4: you to do original new Sunday's songs. And I know
Speaker 4: you are and.
Speaker 1: Dev and something like that.
Speaker 4: Yes, but that everyone, that is just Karen's podcast singing voice.
Speaker 4: That to make me feel better.
Speaker 2: I'm doing a character of a voice. I mean, that's
Speaker 2: my character. Maureen Wheeler, Harriet Wheeler's younger sister.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, arts and crafts teacher if yeah, but get
Speaker 4: you in the studio with some cans. Sorry, oh boy,
Speaker 4: sorry sir. It was not happy.
Speaker 1: I should have let him go.
Speaker 4: Oh no, think about it. Think about starting a band
Speaker 4: the other way.
Speaker 2: I mean that would it would be super fun I
Speaker 2: feel like, and not comedy just separate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not a comedy thing. I would not be trying
Speaker 1: to be funny.
Speaker 4: It would be hard to do comedy shoegaz Yes, it
Speaker 4: would be irritating. I think to do that.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, but you know Brian Cook does the show
Speaker 2: where there's he does the cover band.
Speaker 4: Yes, and who did you do?
Speaker 2: I have done on the cover band show the Go Gos.
Speaker 2: I have done PJ Harvey which.
Speaker 4: PJ Harvey song?
Speaker 1: Oh we did?
Speaker 2: No, we did? We did it duet with Nick Cave,
Speaker 2: me and Rick Brandy's boyfriend Rick, the real Nick Cave PJ.
Speaker 2: Harvey did it with the real Nick Cave, Rick Brandy's boyfriend.
Speaker 4: Do you thank you? Okay? Gotcha?
Speaker 2: Gotcham And then we did the song I picked that
Speaker 2: I was really excited about was Kamakazi, which was so
Speaker 2: fucking hard to do because it was in six.
Speaker 1: It was in six eight time, I think they said.
Speaker 2: Which is like like basically for jazz musicians, like very difficult.
Speaker 2: The count in like it goes dun dun dun dun dunk,
Speaker 2: starts over like in this very strange way.
Speaker 4: I can only assume there's a setting on a record
Speaker 4: player just for this. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: I just sing karaoke in a band, you know, when
Speaker 2: they say four or four time and that is like
Speaker 2: one two three four one.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'mtually at least could probably explain this way better because
Speaker 2: she yes, yes, so.
Speaker 7: Four four six eight is actually closer to like a waltz.
Speaker 7: It kind of feels, but it's it's in double time,
Speaker 7: so it's like rather than like one two three one
Speaker 7: two three, it's like one two three one two three
Speaker 7: one two, it's like it's six divided by two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and that's what it was like. It was
Speaker 2: so hard because it's a fast okay, anyway, go ahead.
Speaker 5: Sorry.
Speaker 4: I was like, that's that's it, that's it. Yeah, wow, yeah, Well,
Speaker 4: if I think if there's another chance, I'm sorry getting
Speaker 4: sidetracked by by what I would sing what would make
Speaker 4: it about me? I mean, I want you to do
Speaker 4: Sundays next time. I always knew it today that it's
Speaker 4: still so good, bonded on, and I remember it just
Speaker 4: being a you know, my mom would mail in the
Speaker 4: Columbia Record Club, literally putting a stamp on a piece
Speaker 4: of paper. It's such a vague memory.
Speaker 1: But what about taping a penny?
Speaker 2: Right, remember that where they're like, for just a penny,
Speaker 2: you can have all these things. And then it's like,
Speaker 2: so you tape a penny to a postcard and send
Speaker 2: it in and then you're supposed to get twenty cassette
Speaker 2: tapes or however many they promised, But of course it
Speaker 2: wasn't just a penny. Then you had to start paying them.
Speaker 2: It was like a subscription cassette tape.
Speaker 4: Yes, it was something my mom fell for and I
Speaker 4: kind of reaped the benefits. But I remember ordering It's
Speaker 4: one of my first CDs, like and you pay with
Speaker 4: like Sonic Youth and some you know, Chili Peppers or
Speaker 4: something I don't listen to at all anymore. Sundays I randomly,
Speaker 4: I didn't know much about it. It was in the alternative
Speaker 4: section and I was immediately mesmerized, and it kind of
Speaker 4: set the tone for all the music I would secretly like,
Speaker 4: without telling all my skater dude friends, you totally talk
Speaker 4: like this. I love the new Sepultura.
Speaker 2: I like the first time I tried to talk to
Speaker 2: Brian Posain about that band, I was like, have you
Speaker 2: ever seen Sepultra live? And he was like, Sepultura. He
Speaker 2: got so mad. Yeah, yeah, it was hilarious.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, I've only ever read it. I've never
Speaker 1: talked to.
Speaker 4: An actual fan, right, Yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Sounds like somebody mispronouncing it. It does Supultra maybe, and
Speaker 2: I was just basing that on.
Speaker 4: It's a very Los Angeles yeah reaction to Sepultura. When
Speaker 4: I moved here, of course because of that band, I
Speaker 4: called it Sepulveda. Yeah the street and then Henry Henry
Speaker 4: Phillips laughed in my face, and.
Speaker 1: Then you did it on stage.
Speaker 4: And then we became such good friends that I used
Speaker 4: to sleep over at his house and had my own
Speaker 4: Futon mattress under his bed. We would watch YouTube videos
Speaker 4: into the night. Alcohol was a big part of it,
Speaker 4: and it all started with him correcting my pronunciation of yeah,
Speaker 4: I only knew Sepulter because I had a friend who
Speaker 4: would a skater friend who listened. He had two cassette
Speaker 4: tapes and that was one of them, and I listened
Speaker 4: to it so often that I kind of got into it.
Speaker 4: And the other one was It's Mooth Operator.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: No, it was another metal band which I can't.
Speaker 1: Remember, Minor Threat.
Speaker 4: Uh that's that's hardcore. Oh the Anthrax is, Yes, it is. Yes,
Speaker 4: it's great that you brought that up, because that's a
Speaker 4: perfect combination. I would call that hardcore new metal or
Speaker 4: not new metal. That's like wrapping. That's Liam Biscuit went away.
Speaker 8: Yeah, new metal was in you metal? Right, it's it's yes,
Speaker 8: worst case scenario. Oh man, what band would you want
Speaker 8: to cover for a.
Speaker 1: Show like that?
Speaker 4: It's funny because I there are some Fishbone songs that
Speaker 4: I can very much nail and in a way that
Speaker 4: people maybe don't expect until it hits a certain note.
Speaker 4: But we'll changed the song a little sure. And there
Speaker 4: was a night where Angelo Moore was part of that show.
Speaker 4: Oh right, yeah, and I was on it but couldn't
Speaker 4: do it because of a road gig, And I to
Speaker 4: this day will I for days to come I almost
Speaker 4: wanted to tell Angelo Moore when I saw him in
Speaker 4: the Costco parking lot in you know, going He was
Speaker 4: just going into a chase band and I skated by
Speaker 4: him and I'm like, I'm a big fan of who
Speaker 4: you are, and he just smiled.
Speaker 2: And said get out of here, and has.
Speaker 4: The exact same face as he did many many years ago.
Speaker 4: He just looks the same. But I also have all
Speaker 4: these songs that I've been singing with that band, whether
Speaker 4: or not we do that again. I got pretty good
Speaker 4: at some of those songs. Yeah, so I could do
Speaker 4: Dinosaur Junior or Descendants, but that doesn't really say who
Speaker 4: I am. I would rather do a Sunday song in
Speaker 4: your voice. That's what I want to sing. It's so
Speaker 4: funny when you're a kid and first listening to music,
Speaker 4: Like when i'd listened to like orchestral maneuvers in the
Speaker 4: Dark or dirty Rotten Imbeciles, whatever it was, I would
Speaker 4: imagine my stay and yeah, OMD D tm I. But
Speaker 4: I kept it. You know, my friends were listening to
Speaker 4: Poison and bon Jovi, so I had my fringe music
Speaker 4: a secret. Turns out this whole time I was right,
Speaker 4: you were wrong.
Speaker 2: I kind of feel that when like so much of
Speaker 2: the eighties music that I loved is still being played,
Speaker 2: like truly The Cure, the idea that like boys Don't
Speaker 2: Cry gets played on like if you're in CBS, those
Speaker 2: are the songs that come up where I'm like, this
Speaker 2: is strange to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was alternative music in the eighties.
Speaker 2: You had to like hunt around to the special FM
Speaker 2: radio station that had it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like now it's like here this is what
Speaker 1: everyone likes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's I can't explain it sometimes, like like
Speaker 4: Morrissey's popularity with Latino crowds, like there's it's just awesome.
Speaker 4: And I don't know why, because when I listen to
Speaker 4: The Cure, people made fun of it because he had
Speaker 4: his voice was different and they weren't ready for it
Speaker 4: or it was too a lipstick. Yeah, yes, and and
Speaker 4: but I would pretend to be him when I'd sing
Speaker 4: those songs. Well, I'm going to ask to do that.
Speaker 4: Show you shouldn't because it's fun to do.
Speaker 2: It's kind of cool because drummers kind of have no
Speaker 2: choice but to be loud. Like I remember somebody playing
Speaker 2: us playing like a quiet song at something sometime and
Speaker 2: my friends are really good drummers. Like I'm trying to
Speaker 2: be as quiet as possible.
Speaker 4: Right our drummer, his arms are the size of my legs.
Speaker 4: He does not work out as far as I know,
Speaker 4: and since cology has gotten more and more muscular, so
Speaker 4: he has no choice. Yeah, he can't not be strong.
Speaker 2: He has to shred, he has to rip it up.
Speaker 4: Yes, because that's what his arms are doing on their own,
Speaker 4: scredden and rip it.
Speaker 2: It's pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to have big musclely arms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, and have gotten them from rhythm.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, there's no story. I love muscles with no
Speaker 4: back story.
Speaker 2: I mean just like, Oh, it's because I work at
Speaker 2: the junkyard.
Speaker 4: Yes, these old abs. Welcome back to these old abs,
Speaker 4: these old abs. Today we're going to talk about a
Speaker 4: garbage man. A garbage boy really appears to be eighteen
Speaker 4: or nineteen in my area in Echo Park. I've seen
Speaker 4: him multiple times because very handsome, very in shape, has
Speaker 4: a like horn, rim glasses and a nice neat haircut,
Speaker 4: a perfectly white shirt with no spots on it, tucked
Speaker 4: in and just car hearts. It looks like it does
Speaker 4: not work for the city, but it it's just a
Speaker 4: very unlikely garbage man, mainly mainly because he's super clean cut.
Speaker 4: And then I yeah, I'm just every time I'm like,
Speaker 4: why is that young? Does not seem old enough to
Speaker 4: even have a job. And I'm not exaggerating, I'm painting
Speaker 4: the exact picture this kid. So explain that. Explain those
Speaker 4: muscles also muscular.
Speaker 2: So wait, he's and you've seen him in the act
Speaker 2: of doing the job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a garbage truck guy. He's taken the cansies.
Speaker 1: Well, i'll tell you. I'll tell you exactly what's going
Speaker 1: on there.
Speaker 5: It's a good job with benefits, and he has OCD
Speaker 5: so he cannot stop tide penning that shirt because he's
Speaker 5: handling garbage left, right and center.
Speaker 4: You know what I was thinking, maybe is the smell,
Speaker 4: which would bother most of us. It's the reason I
Speaker 4: don't do the job, the only reason.
Speaker 1: That's the only reason.
Speaker 4: Yes, but fluids, everything that's in there, we don't even
Speaker 4: want to talk about it, diapers, I could go on
Speaker 4: and on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't need to name items of garbage.
Speaker 4: Vomit snot bags of snot sanitary napkin used and old
Speaker 4: and new.
Speaker 2: Where did the bag of snock come from. Just tell
Speaker 2: me really quick who did that?
Speaker 4: And how you hanging up to keep bugs away during
Speaker 4: a picnic? So this kid who filled.
Speaker 1: It, how did you fill it? How long did it
Speaker 1: take to fill?
Speaker 4: Man? Old man mucus to the neighbor keeps the bugs away.
Speaker 4: But I was thinking maybe this kid had COVID and
Speaker 4: still hasn't got a sense of smellback. And he's like,
Speaker 4: might as well take advantage of it because he does
Speaker 4: not even WinCE. I've seen him deal with unspeakable things.
Speaker 4: I know it seems like I'm spying on this. I
Speaker 4: always drive down the road and he's working. The garbage
Speaker 4: cans are in the streets. They're not in the alleys.
Speaker 4: I'm not lurking in my alley. I know that's what
Speaker 4: you're thinking. Well, this is out in the open. He
Speaker 4: gets out of the truck a lot because he cares
Speaker 4: about his job. He's making sure everything's secure. He's doing
Speaker 4: a lot. You know how you see a lot of
Speaker 4: garbage folks that are really rely on the mechanical arms
Speaker 4: and they just shake it. There's like sure cleanex or something,
Speaker 4: and it won't come loose, and they're just jiggling and
Speaker 4: the and the can is cracking, why.
Speaker 2: Not go back to the bag?
Speaker 1: It's not that's that's you know.
Speaker 4: It was. I knew it, and I let it pass by.
Speaker 4: I knew it was a perfect not bad called back situation.
Speaker 2: When you have the opportunity to do this not bad
Speaker 2: callback and you're not gonna do it if.
Speaker 4: It's so obvious, you know, I'm gonna go single cleanex
Speaker 4: But yeah, a lot of these guys are just shake it.
Speaker 4: Like you'll see trash bins sometimes just shattered to pieces
Speaker 4: because someone doesn't want to get out of the truck
Speaker 4: and to make an adjustment. And I'm not pointing fingers here.
Speaker 2: Although I find that in memory of seeing garbage men
Speaker 2: in New York City, they're always out of the truck.
Speaker 4: LA.
Speaker 2: It's so la of LA garbage men to be like,
Speaker 2: we can handle this from inside the truck, which I
Speaker 2: believe they can. I've never seen my garbage man out
Speaker 2: of the truck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's no one walks in LA.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, stay in the cars. Not this kid.
Speaker 2: No, he's out about. Here's the other thing. He might
Speaker 2: not be a garbage man. He might love garbage and
Speaker 2: he's just hanging.
Speaker 4: Out and they let him drive the truck.
Speaker 1: Oh you've seen him driving.
Speaker 4: God, he's a guy. He's getting out, he's focused.
Speaker 2: He's like, he's the only he looks.
Speaker 4: Like Connor McNutt. Do you know that he's a comic
Speaker 4: with a that is also surprisingly muscly, and he's a
Speaker 4: skater comic that moved to New York and just came back.
Speaker 4: He's he's a funny Okay, this guy looks like Connor
Speaker 4: of your listening, you got got a trash man doppelganger
Speaker 4: and I it's it's one of those things where it's
Speaker 4: like when you see a young who was that famous
Speaker 4: kid that was a bodybuilder mister Oh, he was a
Speaker 4: tiny boy in the nineties that was like the strongest boy.
Speaker 4: It was after the Strongest Boy, little mister Universe or something.
Speaker 4: He was like and his dad was like abusively, it
Speaker 4: was like go to the GM every day. And then
Speaker 4: later he became a normal boy and quit working out Pinocchio.
Speaker 9: He his dad molded him to be muscular and then
Speaker 9: he stopped lying and God gotsoft.
Speaker 2: So he was kind of like, uh, I see what
Speaker 2: you mean. Like it was on a bunch of human interest,
Speaker 2: like real people type stories of like this next child
Speaker 2: is loves weightlifting. And then it turned out he was
Speaker 2: being four every day.
Speaker 4: And you could tell he was. But that wasn't the story, No,
Speaker 4: of course, it was like, look how muscular he is
Speaker 4: for a kid. That's this garbage boy from my neighborhood.
Speaker 1: He's grown up to be a garbage man.
Speaker 4: It doesn't fit his age or face that he's this strong.
Speaker 2: Since you're already stalking him, why not take a picture
Speaker 2: next to him.
Speaker 4: He's out in the streets. And okay, I'll show you
Speaker 4: the already existing photos on my phone. I just want
Speaker 4: you to know I'm not in an alley.
Speaker 2: This is from your roof.
Speaker 7: M h.
Speaker 4: Laying yes, flat down on a blanket like a sniper.
Speaker 1: With a telephoto lens.
Speaker 4: Yes. Great, I'm like Michael Fastbender in that movie We're Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's a sniper, a killer. I think it's called Killer. Oh.
Speaker 4: I tried to watch that, except I'm just trying to
Speaker 4: take killer photos of the garbage boy. I got my tripod,
Speaker 4: my blanket.
Speaker 2: Oh, so you like him, young, I didn't know I'm
Speaker 2: I did this is I just am surprised.
Speaker 4: I am there. I have no ill will or ulterior motives.
Speaker 4: He's just the most interesting garbage man I've every se.
Speaker 2: Could it be just purely his youth making his shirt
Speaker 2: look so clean? And really you're just kind of like, oh,
Speaker 2: the beauty of youth.
Speaker 4: Every time I've seen him, I'm like, wow, how is
Speaker 4: that shirt so white? Why is it tucked in? Why?
Speaker 4: He's got everything about him is clean and proper, And
Speaker 4: he's like, and he does it on purpose because he's like,
Speaker 4: this is a dirty job, but I'm going to do
Speaker 4: it in a you know, in a clean way, in
Speaker 4: a clean, mister Clean way. He's basically dressed like mister Clean,
Speaker 4: except I've yet to see him in white pants.
Speaker 1: But I you know, and is he muscular like mister Clean? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: but he's young, he's.
Speaker 4: See now you're starting to see the pictures. Yes, I
Speaker 4: wish I had these photos on hand. They're at the developers.
Speaker 1: Well, how about the portrait you're painting of him?
Speaker 4: He won't stand still long enough. He works so hard.
Speaker 1: Don't go all the way out into the traffic to
Speaker 1: prove a point.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, yeah, sorry, I'm on the hood.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 1: He's also smoking a big joint.
Speaker 4: He is smoking a big joint, big old joint. Yeah, Oh,
Speaker 4: this guy's gonna be key wonting to make people get
Speaker 4: he's a suit. Oh that was a joint. Some of
Speaker 4: that's un into the car everybody. Wow. Oh whoops, Okay,
Speaker 4: it happens.
Speaker 2: Your dog's in there, fucking weirdo. I am sorry that
Speaker 2: that one I don't like. How about leave your dogs alone?
Speaker 1: How about that?
Speaker 4: Well, leave them alone.
Speaker 2: They don't want to wear a little, they don't want
Speaker 2: to go with you. They don't want.
Speaker 4: To be baby. Ye that's not And normally you walk
Speaker 4: dogs so they can get exercise. And that's just a
Speaker 4: dog and a bonnet. It's cause playing as a baby
Speaker 4: for you, so that people come and go you and
Speaker 4: they're like, what a beautiful baby, and then they get
Speaker 4: bit that's kind of baby at all?
Speaker 1: Your baby bit me, ma'am.
Speaker 4: Well, anyway, I hope I didn't talk too long about that, kid.
Speaker 2: No, I liked it.
Speaker 4: Okay, good, it's interesting. I just I will keep driving
Speaker 4: something home until you jump on board. I've kind of
Speaker 4: I've done that.
Speaker 1: Exhausted you brought me around.
Speaker 2: No, you really did well. Because I think I needed
Speaker 2: a better description. I let go early of the weightlifting
Speaker 2: thing because of the clean shirts right right, and it
Speaker 2: took over and then I was seeing him as kind
Speaker 2: of a lanky.
Speaker 4: Imagine a kid that is doing selfie fitness.
Speaker 9: You know a lot of people tell you need to
Speaker 9: eat low fat to get abs.
Speaker 4: That's not true. Relicorp produces belly fat, and that order
Speaker 4: my plant. He seems like that kid.
Speaker 1: The kid that's selling belly fat.
Speaker 4: He's a fool by the bag. It's either that or
Speaker 4: a bushel. It's not he's oh got that, uh yeah,
Speaker 4: to be a garbage man behind a liposuction clinic. Oh sorry, Anyway,
Speaker 4: The point is, I know we'll have that stricken from
Speaker 4: the record. It just doesn't It's very unlikely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is for sure. I think I've told you
Speaker 2: about my my garbage man, who I like to get
Speaker 2: up in the morning and walk my dogs looking about
Speaker 2: as disheveled as I possibly can, like truly insane, hair,
Speaker 2: often unwashed, never put anything on my face, crazy glasses, whatever,
Speaker 2: dirty clothes, the old nine yards. And there's a the
Speaker 2: garbage man that I've seen on my street will give
Speaker 2: me the like Heidi Hoe tip of the hat, and
Speaker 2: it's so thrilling where it's like truly at this discuss
Speaker 2: like crusty eyed moment in my life. You're going to
Speaker 2: be like, hey girl, I see you. It's just like that.
Speaker 4: It's like your time in Italy.
Speaker 1: Really it really is, it really is.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It makes me want to kind of go out and
Speaker 2: be in the streets when the garbage comes.
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's funny because every time I've said garbage man,
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm saying out of date. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I've said it with hesitation, like garbage tech is what
Speaker 4: we're supposed to. Yeah, I know that we're being inappropriate,
Speaker 4: but I feel like, but garbage boy, that's isn't that
Speaker 4: thing yet?
Speaker 2: No, that's that hasn't started. No, but it's all ready illegal.
Speaker 4: Yes, garbage boy, I expose in certain places there are
Speaker 4: laws against it.
Speaker 2: What is that woman doing, ma'am? Just being cautious, just
Speaker 2: cautious by staying in the intersection, y yep, good.
Speaker 4: Lo oh, it's the design of that. It's always because
Speaker 4: of this parking lot.
Speaker 1: So definitely come to a full stop and just hang out.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but that parking lot has so much blood
Speaker 4: on its hands.
Speaker 1: I mean, that parking lot isn't sane.
Speaker 4: It's a terrible design.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 4: There's a few of them like that. I've seen a
Speaker 4: couple we just turned to do dads in their front yards.
Speaker 1: Jack Lemon and Walter Mathow wrapping up this podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, held, oh, it's true. It's true.
Speaker 1: You know what. It's springtime.
Speaker 4: It is springtime.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It's getting warmer and nicer by the day.
Speaker 4: It's funny because I yeah, I went to Big Bear
Speaker 4: and I brought my snow boarding clothes which are warm
Speaker 4: and it. I don't know how it works, but there
Speaker 4: is snow up there. I think as they make it,
Speaker 4: spray it on the some of the natural snow. But
Speaker 4: it is fully winter up there, but also fifty five
Speaker 4: degree like I was sweating it.
Speaker 1: Oh you know how they do it, global warming. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's how they.
Speaker 4: Do Thank you Albert Gore, and thank you Tipper for
Speaker 4: making some of the raunchy rap lyrics a little more tolerable,
Speaker 4: Tipper Gore. Tipper Gore getting after the two Live crew
Speaker 4: so we could focus on things like trying down. We've
Speaker 4: done it again, the leaf blower of economics. Let someone
Speaker 4: else deal with it. See that one's pretty good.
Speaker 2: It was pretty good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's some political people that would chuckled at that one.
Speaker 1: They were like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Bill Maher was like, this guy's biting my area.
Speaker 4: Oh that was great. Well, well, anything to promote. Yes,
Speaker 4: it's been a while since we didn't have a guest.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to act around you I have.
Speaker 2: I would love people to listen to all the other
Speaker 2: podcasts on this podcast network. They're really good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and check out the merch and give ourselves give
Speaker 4: your give yourselves a review.
Speaker 2: How about this? Here's a teaser, an upcomer upcoming teaser.
Speaker 2: Chris Fairbanks has designed a new shirt and it is
Speaker 2: based on suggestions that you all made to us on
Speaker 2: social media that he set up a little pool, and
Speaker 2: so he made the shirt that you suggested a reality.
Speaker 2: And when I tell you this is going to be
Speaker 2: a great shirt, like you just won't believe it.
Speaker 4: Oh thanks, I'm excited about it too. I worked hard
Speaker 4: on it because I'm out of practice, and the first
Speaker 4: versions I was like what am I doing? I don't
Speaker 4: know how. You just have to practice, yes, drawing all
Speaker 4: the time for it to come easy, and so I
Speaker 4: was like starting and erasing it. Anyway, I like how
Speaker 4: it ended up.
Speaker 1: And were you able to do timelines.
Speaker 4: I will work. I'm going to work on that. And
Speaker 4: that's that's another teaser. Look out for this next thing.
Speaker 4: We've given no hints or details about.
Speaker 1: It's all vague art based.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can't expose too much, just art.
Speaker 2: It's art for you by Chris.
Speaker 4: Thank you for listening to this very mysterious episode of
Speaker 4: Do You Need a Ride? Do You Yet aar? This
Speaker 4: has been an exactly Right.
Speaker 2: Production produced by Annalise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choi. Our
Speaker 2: talent booker is Patrick Kottner.
Speaker 4: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh You're welcome