WEBVTT - The Principal vs. The Principle| Jaime Moyer 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:03.440 Big week. Here, do you have a week? By the way, 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:05.600 I'm Leanne. This is my best friend Janet. We're in 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:07.880 the back of my Honda Odyssey doing a podcast that 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:10.799 was born out of necessity to deal with the insane 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:13.560 boredom that is a children's soccer game that we have 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:15.480 to endure because of our lovely kids. 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:18.160 But we get to tailgate and stay caught up yep, 0:00:18.280 --> 0:00:20.480 and bring you into the warm fire of our friendship. 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:29.640 Anyway, this is soccer soccer moms. Okay, so really big week. 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:32.360 So I've been having these stomach issues, right, I mean, 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.360 and I've always kind of had stomach issues because I 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:36.600 eat like a dog, you know, like a dog won't 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:39.839 stop and so I'll just keep going, like a dog 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:40.800 will eat till it dies. 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:42.360 I think about a goldfish like that. 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:43.599 Oh is it a goldfish? 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:45.559 Yeah, a goldfish will eat till I explode. 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:46.600 I think, is that real? 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:49.320 And then you and I can both be goldfish because 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:51.280 you are a goldfish and that you don't stop eating 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:53.479 and I'm a goldfish, and that the little plastic castle 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:54.040 is a surprise. 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:56.880 Every single time I try to remember, can't remember it anything. 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:00.640 So that's what I always chalked it up to like, yeah, 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:01.880 it's got to be that. 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:03.480 Yeah, no, it's not. 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:03.840 So. 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:07.000 Finally I get an appointment, doctor's appoint You make a 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:09.720 doctor's appointment and you have to wait like a year. 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:13.160 Are so in demand, I know, they're like the best 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.440 restaurant in town. They're like, we don't have any openings. 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:19.279 I finally get the doctor's appointment. I have gird. Gird. 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:23.520 Gird gird sounds like an old man issue done it. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:27.120 It sounds like the sounds a man makes as he ages. 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:28.400 Yeah. 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:31.720 Yeah, it sounds like the noises that come out of 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:36.480 someone's dying trachea as the gladiator is killing them in 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:37.520 the Colisey Death. 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:42.039 No, gard isn't good an acronym. 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:45.319 Yes, it's like gastro intestinal. And I didn't even bother. 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:49.360 I was like, okay, I don't even gastro and textinal reflexes. 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.320 I don't know what it is. Oh that sounds right, 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:55.200 Oh intestinal begins with an eye on me. Anyway, I 0:01:55.240 --> 0:02:00.680 have gird okay, which is just humilia. It sounds humiliating, right, fun? 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:04.559 And guess what the treatment is? What pepsid? Who else 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:05.400 takes pepsid? 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:07.160 Your dog? My dog? 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:07.800 Oh? 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:09.800 My gosh, you get to share meds. 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:12.760 So my dog. So for once, it's okay that I'm 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:14.080 dipping into the dog's mass. 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:16.240 That's right, can you believe it? 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:18.239 So as soon as I find this out, I get 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:21.320 on the phone. Phone's busy. I'm congenet. She's calling me 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:23.000 because guess who else had big news? 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:25.280 And it also starts with a G. Yes, And it's 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:26.280 not that I found God. 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:28.600 No, it's that I have gout, which seems to me 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:31.960 like a Shakespearean disease. Like you're only gonna hear a 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:34.880 flute in the background, Yeah, of someone who has gout. 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:36.720 Yes, you know what I mean. It's like. 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:43.040 It seems like something that should have been eliminated, right, Yeah, 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:46.360 that the only people that know about it study things 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:47.079 in college. 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:49.560 Also seems like an old man disease, gout. 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:52.119 It also sounds like a sound that an old man 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:56.120 makes out. Yeah, that's when the gladiator dies, when they're 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:56.960 stabbed real quick. 0:02:57.440 --> 0:03:00.600 And then death is gout, A real messy is gourd. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:01.280 Yeah. 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:04.920 And I think I have figured out why I got 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:08.919 gout because it's that pop up that opened up right 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:10.920 by my house. You're black and my sort and I 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:13.800 was getting those lobster rolls. I probably have four lobster 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:14.440 rolls a week. 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:18.880 What. Yeah, So my question is this, where are they 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:22.799 getting the lobsters. We live in a Midwestern state. 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:25.760 Yeah, we're land locked. Well the great well there's great 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:26.480 big count. 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:29.560 No, there's no lobsters, right, so where is this meat 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:32.480 coming from? It's flown in, But they're too cheap. 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:33.080 You know what. 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:37.440 I always justify eating lobster in Illinois with what is that? 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:40.480 I think Will Michael Jordan lived here and he probably 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:42.880 ate a lot of lobster, and I imagined that like 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:45.080 Michael Jordan had like lobster flown in. 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:48.160 That's not You're not eating Michael Jordan lobster. 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:50.000 I know, but I like to feel like I am. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:55.600 You're eating you know, Mike Jordan. You know, Mike Jordan lobster, 0:03:56.080 --> 0:04:01.920 Mike Jordan, lobster, mikey Oh, mikey Jordan. So I have 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:04.520 to tell you if that's really what's happening, I think 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:07.040 you dodged a bullet by only getting gout. 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:08.400 Why what else could I have gotten? 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:11.760 You're eating who knows what that's being past his lobster 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:18.760 dunked in mayonnaise, and you're eating it so much. Here's one. 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:21.280 How long is a pop up a pop up before 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:22.159 it's just a store? 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.120 I know it's been there. It's been there for like 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:25.440 a year. Yeah, I know. 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:25.920 I don't think. 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:27.720 I don't want it to go, although maybe if it 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:30.000 goes then I won't have Wait, can you get rid 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:30.720 of gerd and gout? 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:31.800 Or is this us forever? 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:32.120 Now? 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:36.240 Well? Yes, I mean you could change your diet. 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:38.200 But well I can do that. I get on kicks, 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:39.640 as you know. I get on kicks and then that's 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:41.279 all I want to eat forever. And then I eat 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:43.000 that for three or four months and then I never 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:43.599 eat it again. 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:46.599 So you're so But you're taking a pill as well? 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:48.680 Yeah, I have. I'm not a prescription. I can't even 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:49.240 pronounce it. 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:50.160 It's all a pure and all. 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:52.800 I didn't even tell Larry I have it. I'm embarrassed. 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:56.039 I didn't tell Donna had gird Really no. 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:58.279 I think you have to sleep with pillows like you 0:04:58.279 --> 0:04:59.240 have to sleep sitting up. 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:01.239 That's what they said. They're like, if could you sleep 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:02.120 on a wedge pillow? 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:04.400 I was like, what, Well, what will you tell don 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:05.400 about why you're wedged? 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:08.120 He won't care, you know, what. He'll like it because 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:11.359 he'll be like, now finally you're using all the freaking pillows, Like, 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:13.080 he'll be happy that I'm using the pillows. 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:15.599 When they first said gout, I said, I think you've 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:18.919 been mistaken because I've been misdiagnosed before. Remember when I 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.839 had act in it caratosis or whatever, which is a 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:24.760 skin condition that normally happens on like eighty year old men. 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:26.960 Yeah, and they said that that's what you had, and 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:28.760 it turned out you were just allergic to the face 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:29.960 creamy or you exactly. 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:32.320 I think it had like human stem cells in it 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:33.920 or something, but which. 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:35.800 Is what they can't do human stem cells. I don't 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:38.000 think they can. Then how can they charge that much? 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:40.280 I was like, there better be humans in this if 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:42.960 it cost better be what Michael Jordan's I know, on 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:46.159 his skin? Would Michael Jordan fly this in? Yes? Really 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:49.640 you're having those are Mikey Jordan's cells? 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:53.280 Oh no, here, I got my face cream from Mikey 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:54.600 Jordan down a street. 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:56.120 What will you still eat? 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:56.279 Like? 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.720 What's going to be worth it? Like worth the gourd, 0:05:58.960 --> 0:05:59.599 worth the girl. 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:02.480 Wait, that's a good segment. Yeah, okay, that could be 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:02.920 a segment. 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:06.000 Okay, what's worth it? Okay? 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:10.719 Okay? So so what triggers gout is very like rich food. 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:13.480 I mean, like, right now I'm eating a classic laid 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:16.640 potato chip and drinking a hard saltzer. So that's probably 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:17.040 not great. 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:20.839 I think a classic lay potato chip has potassium in it. 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:21.279 It does? 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:21.839 It does? 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:23.560 It has more potassium than a banana. 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:26.520 Marathon runners eat chips. Yeah, so they must be and 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:27.239 they drink beer. 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:30.080 See, okay, so this is good. So what's worth it? 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:34.359 What would we be willing to eat knowing that it 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:37.240 is going to destroy our body the next day? 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:39.839 Speaking of lazed potato chips, I think it's worth it 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:41.800 to take LA's potato chips and dip it in either 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:43.679 sour cream or I'll even go Greek yogurt. 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:44.520 It's so good. 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:47.400 What yep saw me in half? I like to dip 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:51.120 a chip and Greek yogurt. I also really I also, 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.520 you know, I have one slice of toast every single morning. 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:55.680 But what I've started to do is like sprinkle a 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:57.560 little salt, like the good salt you know that you 0:06:57.600 --> 0:06:58.480 have in the bowl by the. 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:00.919 Side of it, I understand. And the salt it's the 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:03.160 salt for company Company Salt, Company salt. 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:05.719 I've been sprinkling my company salt on my buttered toast 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:08.120 in the morning, and I think that's worth I. 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.080 Know, I've got to be terrible for gout. 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:12.040 I don't understand why salt is so bad. It's just 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:15.360 a rock, right, We're basically just gnawing on rocks and minerals. 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:16.880 Salt like just a. 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:20.680 It's because it dehydrates you. I think salt used to 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:23.360 be very important. That's where the word salary comes from. 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:27.000 Really, salary is in your paycheck comes from saltce. 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:28.400 Salt used to be so valuable. 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:30.720 That's how you were paid and salt. 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:32.800 Yeah, but don't google it because I might be wrong. 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:33.600 What's worth it? 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:34.640 Yeah? 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:35.679 What's worth it for you? 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:40.240 What's worth the euros a hero heros from. 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:43.120 Nicky's m with the full peda and the full sauce 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:44.200 and the extra sauce. 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:47.680 Yeah, it's the euro that would be worth it. 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:47.880 You know. 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:50.400 The only time I went to New York, Remember we 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:52.640 had to go. Yeah, we had to go for that 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:55.680 conference that don wasn't even invited to. But he found 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.440 out about it, and he thought he was hustling if 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:59.000 he went but anyway, you know how they have the 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:00.840 meat on the show in New. 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:03.160 York me worth it a street meet worth it. 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:04.520 It is, And I'll tell you why, because I've already 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:07.280 done it. I'm like you with the lobster roles. I 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:09.559 had street meat. It was a euro that I bought 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:13.280 from a man on the street and I ate it 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:17.720 and then I threw up like nobody's business that night, 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:22.360 and then before we went to the airport, I. 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:22.960 Got another one. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.040 Oh, and that one was okay, yeah, And I was okay. 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:27.200 I mean, you're you're gambling with your life. You know, 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:30.680 you're always gambling. But it was so good. It was 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:32.719 so good that even you know how food poisoning is 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:36.240 supposed to turn you off to something, that's the testimonial, 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:39.079 And so I was thinking, like that guy should use 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:42.680 that as a testimonial, Like I got food poisoning, and 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:44.640 then I still want it more. 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:48.520 You know what, I don't think we've ever talked about before. 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:49.680 And I was shocked, and. 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:50.800 I was like, I have to bring this up to 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:54.280 Leanna immediately. What what are the insects that you kill 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:56.360 and what are the insects you take outside? I wonder 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:57.200 if we have the same. 0:08:57.280 --> 0:09:00.320 Oh yeah, you know what, it just happened today. So 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:04.520 I never kill a spider unless the spider is directly 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:06.600 involved on my person. 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.559 I have goosebumps, right, Nalie, because that is mine too. 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:11.040 And I knew you were going to say that. And 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:13.960 as you know, I've always been terrified of spiders. They 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:16.000 are used to from a kid. 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:18.160 Yeah, they put that in us. 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:22.319 I think I used to be like murder immediately. Oh yeah. 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:25.040 I keep hearing stuff where if there are spiders in 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:27.880 you know, woo woo, Sorry saw me in half, But 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:30.439 I keep hearing that if there are spiders around you, 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:33.319 this is a very auspicious good sign. 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:35.040 Ooh auspicious that's the word of that. You got to 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:35.720 use it through March. 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:38.360 No, that one I've had, that one was realized from 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:39.480 last year' yeah that was when. 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:41.920 This's a good one. That's the far side, oh the 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:43.120 far that calendar. 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:44.280 That was a good one. 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.720 So I agree with that. I'm not super into the 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:49.280 woo woo part of it, but the scientific part of it. 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:51.720 You know, if you see a spider, it's gonna you 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:54.320 know me if I can get bit up in the winter, 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:56.760 like I don't know how they find me, I don't know, 0:09:57.040 --> 0:09:59.439 but like a mosquito. Remember the one time we went 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.800 camping and it looked like I had leprosy. I mean 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:04.560 I had about like fifty bites and you didn't have nothing. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:07.439 And it was just like, okay, they did two hundred bites. 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:09.320 I think it were a hundred and it was just 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:09.920 my legs. 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:13.199 And that's a straight for me. Straight to murder is mosquitos. 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:16.080 I will murder a mosquito every time I don't feel bad. 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:20.720 Murder spread disease, and yeah I will too. My big one, 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:24.280 which I just killed today in the bathtub, was centipedes, 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:25.679 the house centipedes. 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:26.760 That's tough on. 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:28.840 Yeah, And that's a tough one because I have heard 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:31.760 that they're good, that they do help kill the things 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:37.360 that you know, but they're they're so vile looking there. Yeah, 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:41.320 they're aggressively vile that it's hard for me not to 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:43.560 just the instinct in me to be like that. They 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:44.480 should not be here. 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:46.080 It's too many legs. 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:48.160 It's too too many legs. It's too much. 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:51.360 But yeah, for spiders, it's mostly I'm not gonna let 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:53.480 you live in my space. I get a little too 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.520 creepy crawling for that I am going to take you out. 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:57.640 Some people have been like, you can live here, it's fine. 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:00.839 I'm sure there are some living with us, and as 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:02.720 long as I don't know about it, it's okay. 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:06.080 Yeah, I feel that way, but I do think there's 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:08.600 been times where I try to get it and I can't, 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:10.840 and then I say, oh, well, you know now you 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:11.240 live here. 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:20.880 May I compliment you for a second on something always? 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.480 This is a way in which you enrich my life 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:24.320 that I don't know if. 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:28.320 I always, always and forever. 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:33.440 I save the good stuff instead of using it, and 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:34.600 you use it. 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:35.400 Gotta use it. 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:38.439 You bring the expensive candle home and you light it immediately. 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:40.000 You gotta use it. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:43.280 I brought you that olive oil for breeze, and I 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:46.800 immediately it was gone within a week. You and I 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:49.400 hold on to things and then the olive oil goes bad. 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:53.240 I gotta be like you, leanne, I gotta use it, 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:54.000 enjoy it. 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:56.080 What are you waiting for? Exactly? 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:58.679 Like? Isn't if I'm saving it for a special occasion 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:01.840 like a smoke? Is that saving it for a special 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:03.959 occasion is an insult to the moment I'm living in 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:04.440 right now? 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:04.920 Isn't it? 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:10.080 That's beautiful, right, Yes, that is beautiful, and I agree 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:10.320 with that. 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:12.760 I agree with that, And there is nothing besides the 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:13.839 moment we're in right now. 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:15.320 This is all we got. 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:18.640 I agree with that. No, I definitely, I say, you 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:22.400 use it. You know, you use the fancy perfume, you 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:22.840 use it. 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:23.839 You just you have? 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:25.520 Which is this the alta one you got? 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:28.760 Because yeah, that's what this is? Is isn't nice? Yeah? 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:31.520 Now I'm doing vanilla. You like it? Okay? 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.199 I like this. This might be my favorite. I can't 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.160 believe that's just an alta, that's. 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:37.760 All it is. It was like five dollars. It was 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:41.760 like five dollars at the counter. Oh no, good job. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:44.120 Fence defense. 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.160 I like that. You always say defense because I think 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:49.240 that that applies always. 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:51.280 Right, because somebody's doing defense. 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:52.240 Somebody's saying defense. 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:55.400 I don't know, well, I guess sometimes it's the other team. Hey, 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:57.960 I meant to tell you. I ran into Jackie. 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.840 Kate and she no way is she? 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:04.520 She and Bill have separate homes now and they're they 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:05.480 never been great. 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:10.880 They're too homes. But he's the litigator for McDonald's or something. 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:12.040 I mean, they have all that money. 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:14.240 Yeah, but she says it's the best thing for their 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:16.079 marriages living in their own houses. 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:19.520 I agree. I agree. I think the older we get, 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:23.959 the more space we need. And I just if I could, 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:27.319 you know, once Scott moves out, when he's probably forty, 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:31.840 then I will have I'm gonna make my own little room. Yeah, 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:32.600 I have to. 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:33.240 Yeah. 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:36.480 I wonder the degree to which all of us are 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:41.120 just like replicating our parents' marriages unconsciously. 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:41.679 Whether we want to or not. 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:43.520 Like I look at my parents marriage and I'm like, 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:48.400 if I'm really assessing the situation, Like I don't want 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:49.400 a marriage like theirs? 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:50.960 Am I trying to replicate that? 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:51.600 Can? 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.800 I will tell you what I think the issue was 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:56.960 with your parents' marriage. What they were too thin? I 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:59.800 think they were hungry all the time. That's true, because 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:03.720 they they both were just so obsessed with being thin. 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:06.160 And I think, honestly, they were just hungry all the time, 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:08.360 and that's why they fought. Mm hmm, yeah, that's why 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:11.160 they fought. And I had big you know how happy 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.720 babies are big babies. Yeah, Like, I just had two 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:16.520 big parents, and I think that they were just never 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:17.760 hungry and that's why. 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:19.240 Yeah, it was good. 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:22.240 Just think, when you throw yourself into someone's arms, you 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:23.520 want to feel a body there. 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:24.840 You don't want to feel a skeleton. 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:28.800 Oh you aaming it's alarming. I agree, I agree. So 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.120 the doctor has the nerve to tell me to lose weight. 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:33.640 I say, oh, I'm happy, but what are. 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:33.960 You gonna do? 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:36.200 Nothing better than a happy baby. 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:37.160 Nothing better than a happy baby. 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:38.840 And I want to throw myself into your arms. I 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:40.640 want to be held by you all the time. 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:41.680 Sometimes when you need to. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:44.320 I love it when you catch me looking at that 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:47.120 long line of cleavage in your bosoms. I'm mostly just 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:49.920 imagining lying the side of my cheekbone down on your 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:51.160 breast and taking a nab. 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:56.800 I wish that we could desexualize breasts because they are 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:59.880 so comfortable. And I'm telling you, no pillow top match 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.720 is gonna compete with my yabos because they are just 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:06.880 so comfortable. Sometimes I stick my finger in between them 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:09.840 and it's just real comforting. Look at that that does. 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:12.600 That made me feel comfort in my solar plexus, just 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.840 seeing you just stick a digit in there. 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:19.760 Oh my god, I love some I brought you. 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:22.840 I brought you your favorite. These are ten bags of 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:25.880 my Christmas mix of tea. It's a strange flavor for summer, 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:26.640 but it's still good and. 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:36.480 I can't tell me. Oh my gosh. Okay, so so okay. 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:39.200 There's a principal, deb Principal Debbie. I guess it's the 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:42.720 full name. She is our kids principal. She's the greatest. 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:44.680 Oh my god, what are you doing. 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:47.720 I'm gonna scare you gas by saying pet but I'm 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:57.480 not at this principle damp get scoot out my back, 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:02.880 I know it, my neck, I know and my other things. 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:05.480 A white curse up here? 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:09.440 Just oh, I love Cherry Cherry made. 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:11.880 Yeah, Cherry live aid it and we got the A 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:13.760 C cranking even though we're in park. 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:15.920 I love that. Don't tell anyone. I'm going to have 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:18.080 a sip. You know. It's just been a little stressful 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:20.400 inside the office today. I'm trying to pop out what 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:23.280 are y'all doing? Microphones? Are you making a like a 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:24.760 WEE wrap? 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:28.080 I would, I. 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:28.640 Would buy it. 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:30.520 I would, Oh my gosh, stream it. 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:31.520 No. 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:34.240