1
00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880
Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote

2
00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280
Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

3
00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,960
Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

4
00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159
Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

5
00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,360
Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or Calm eight hundred duy away. I

6
00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:18,440
Speaker 1: think our audience knows we get a lot of requests

7
00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:22,520
Speaker 1: to do phone taps, I mean time every day, and

8
00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,440
Speaker 1: one of the more popular suggestions is from people who

9
00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:29,440
Speaker 1: want to set up their single friend with a weirdo date. Yeah.

10
00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,600
Speaker 1: It's just like kind of easy, right, Yeah, you're gonna

11
00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:40,680
Speaker 1: die alone? Yeah, oh wait, that's not the job. Right now.

12
00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:44,240
Speaker 1: We have a backlog of women who've requested Jose's phone

13
00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:48,920
Speaker 1: tap character Rolando, Yeah, the smooth talking Latin lover to

14
00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,360
Speaker 1: ask their friend out on a date. Yeah, yeah, ladies, Rodo.

15
00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,320
Speaker 1: I had an older lady approached me the other day.

16
00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,880
Speaker 1: Let go, Oh my god, will you please talk to

17
00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,800
Speaker 1: me in Rolando's voice, like, Oh, it's so cute. So

18
00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,360
Speaker 1: we're trying to get to him and let's do the

19
00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:06,920
Speaker 1: first of what's probably many to come of Jose as

20
00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:18,640
Speaker 1: Rolando in your brand new phone tap right now the twenties. Hello,

21
00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:23,720
Speaker 1: Hello is days Jenny Fair. This is Jennifer. Who is this?

22
00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:28,280
Speaker 1: Hello George? Friend Stephanie gave me your number, told me

23
00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:33,080
Speaker 1: to call you. Oh okay, yeah, this is Roland. Right.

24
00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:37,240
Speaker 1: Sometimes I go by Roland, but if I am being honest,

25
00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,120
Speaker 1: it is only for the women who I do not

26
00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:46,800
Speaker 1: find this sexy as you. Joe can call me Rolando. Okay. Anyways,

27
00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:50,639
Speaker 1: we should definitely spend some time together, maybe get some wine,

28
00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:56,480
Speaker 1: perhaps some egg tsairs. Um, I'm sorry what is that?

29
00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,400
Speaker 1: What do you want to get? Egg day? Sir? They

30
00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:06,520
Speaker 1: are like appetizers with eggs. It is a natural aphrodisiac. Okay,

31
00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:12,720
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that before. Oh, j dinner's ready.

32
00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:18,440
Speaker 1: I will be right down. Okay, okay, please shut the door.

33
00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:25,480
Speaker 1: I am conducting business. What um so, where where are we? Oh? Yes?

34
00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:29,040
Speaker 1: Egg dacers? No? Who was that? I mean, who was that?

35
00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,840
Speaker 1: Who was who? That woman in the background? Who is

36
00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:38,160
Speaker 1: calling you? Honey? Oh? That was my my cleaning lady.

37
00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:42,160
Speaker 1: Your cleaning lady calls you, honey. This is a how

38
00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:46,320
Speaker 1: do you say a Latino thing? Do you know? Um?

39
00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,239
Speaker 1: I don't know if I feel comfortable with hockey to

40
00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,920
Speaker 1: you if you're involved with somebody else, No me a more. Please?

41
00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:56,080
Speaker 1: Do you think I am some sort of machismo player

42
00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,519
Speaker 1: who would call you in my home? Well, my wife

43
00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:03,600
Speaker 1: is making dinner downstairs and taking care of the four

44
00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:07,760
Speaker 1: of my children. What who do you think I am?

45
00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,480
Speaker 1: What is going on? Of all of my friends? I

46
00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:15,560
Speaker 1: am the most trustworthy man that I are. You coming

47
00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:18,400
Speaker 1: down for chase? Chase? I will be there. Please one

48
00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,839
Speaker 1: and leave me one second of piece to myself? Are

49
00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,320
Speaker 1: you serious right now? Like you want me to believe

50
00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,320
Speaker 1: that's your cleaning lady. I cross my heart and I

51
00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:31,679
Speaker 1: hope to die. She as my cleaning lady. But if

52
00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:35,480
Speaker 1: that sounds impossible, would you believe me if I told

53
00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:38,520
Speaker 1: you she was my mother? Because I just thought of that.

54
00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,560
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Okay, maybe more believable. Look, I don't

55
00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,840
Speaker 1: trust you. I've met then like you before. You sound

56
00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:50,000
Speaker 1: like a pig. I'm a big That reminds me of

57
00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,880
Speaker 1: a funny joke. What do you get when you pick

58
00:03:52,960 --> 00:04:00,880
Speaker 1: a big nose? I'm boogears. Okay, Look, I'm actually not

59
00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,360
Speaker 1: really not into this and I can't believe that you

60
00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,000
Speaker 1: liked my friend Stephanie and told her that you were single, Like,

61
00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:09,320
Speaker 1: obviously you're playing in the field. Oh, how rude of

62
00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,200
Speaker 1: you to do that in another room while you're a

63
00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:15,000
Speaker 1: woman's downstairs cooking your dinner, like your scumbag. I since

64
00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,720
Speaker 1: you are angry, it sounds like a bunch of eyes.

65
00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:21,640
Speaker 1: Like I must say, I admire your page. But as

66
00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,760
Speaker 1: they say, do not cover a book with the judgment,

67
00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,640
Speaker 1: for the cover will be the one who is judged

68
00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:32,240
Speaker 1: by the book. What I think. I have no idea

69
00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:35,000
Speaker 1: what you're trying to say. Okay, look, I will admit

70
00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:39,200
Speaker 1: you have caught me in a lie. Obviously money are

71
00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:43,800
Speaker 1: you done pranks yet? Please do not listen to her.

72
00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:48,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she is jealous of the prank phone call.

73
00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:52,880
Speaker 1: What the hell is happening. She's the one who wanted

74
00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,719
Speaker 1: to do Rolando's voice, but she is not very good

75
00:04:55,760 --> 00:05:01,680
Speaker 1: at it. Might ride I am Rolando. This is what

76
00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:06,840
Speaker 1: is going on? Seriously, Actually, Jose not Rolando, and that's Brooke. Yeah,

77
00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:10,120
Speaker 1: also not Rolando. We're I'm Brooke and Jeffrey. In the morning,

78
00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,880
Speaker 1: we're doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Stephanie

79
00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,400
Speaker 1: hit us up. She said, you want to play a

80
00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,520
Speaker 1: joke on you? You've been single for a while, and

81
00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,560
Speaker 1: oh my god, keep matching up with super lame guys apparently,

82
00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:25,920
Speaker 1: so that's why Rolando had to call you. Rolando number two.

83
00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,400
Speaker 1: Let me to say he's not the worst of all

84
00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:32,800
Speaker 1: these recently. Well, I'll tell you right now, he can

85
00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:36,400
Speaker 1: definitely handle two women at one time. I am fine, shehrry.

86
00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:42,280
Speaker 1: In fact, you can just have him. The week of

87
00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:45,279
Speaker 1: every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties,