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Speaker 1: not true. Good Steve to mother for star. Don't join me.

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Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one

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Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey oh Man got a radio show. Man,

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Speaker 1: God is good to me. I have no other explanation,

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Speaker 1: if I have no other explanation of my existence and

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Speaker 1: it was not for the goodness of God Almighty. If

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Speaker 1: it was not for His grace and his mercy, There's

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Speaker 1: no way I could exist the way that I do.

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Speaker 1: I would not be who I am or where I am.

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Speaker 1: I am who I am and where I am simply

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Speaker 1: because God is who he is. If it was not

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Speaker 1: for God, I would have no testimony for you, because

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Speaker 1: I would have failed every single test plain, pure and simple.

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Speaker 1: I can sit here today until you flat out that

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Speaker 1: it is purely because of God's grace and mercy that

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Speaker 1: I exist today because of His favor. See now He

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Speaker 1: shows us favor in life because of a combination of

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Speaker 1: things I've discovered. And this is not the whole answer

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Speaker 1: to life. I can assure you as not. But this

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Speaker 1: is a combination that I've grown to understand better and better,

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Speaker 1: and I wish I had gotten it earlier in my life.

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Speaker 1: But here it is. If you take faith and you

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Speaker 1: combine it with an incredible work ethic, then God has

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Speaker 1: the greatest opportunities to show you favor. That's the best

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Speaker 1: way I can explain success to you from my standpoint.

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Speaker 1: It is the combination of faith and work that produces

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Speaker 1: the most opportunities for God to show you favor. See

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Speaker 1: a lot of times we want God to bless us,

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Speaker 1: now we sideways in the equation a little bit. But see,

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Speaker 1: if you had the faith in God that God can

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Speaker 1: the God you serve as the greatest gift of all

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Speaker 1: good things if you kept that faith intact through it all,

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Speaker 1: that what you want God to do? See, you can

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Speaker 1: There's nothing being produced, no opportunities for God to show

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Speaker 1: or something that don't have the right payoff right in

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Speaker 1: not how it works. Sometimes the reward is coming later

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Speaker 1: the belief in things that you cannot see. That's what

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Speaker 1: faith is. You know you're standing at let me give

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Speaker 1: you them. You're standing at the cross walk with a

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Speaker 1: Anything that's God's sin in it, is not God's voice

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Speaker 1: of your blessing that's actually happening. It to you? What really, man,

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Speaker 1: is to whom much is given, much is required. Always

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Speaker 1: appreciate the blessings. Don't get so caught up into complaints

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Speaker 1: gotta have them two things, y'all. You gotta take that faith,

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Speaker 1: And that creates the most opportunities for God to show

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Speaker 1: all of them seeds you plant, all of that, all

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Speaker 1: And he'll pay it off in ways that you don't

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. It is here to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: It's upon us again. What a blessing, man, What a

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Speaker 1: great day it is to be alive. I don't know

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Speaker 1: I don't know how I'm gonna be today. I haven't

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Speaker 1: I don't know you. Yeah, Okay, I just do me, then,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, to help me do me. Shirley Strawberry

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Speaker 1: with Junior. What's on your mind? All right? Let me

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Speaker 1: ask you something. You know, Valatized day is coming up.

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Speaker 1: my heart and mind. I truly adore you. If God

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Speaker 1: because love is too weak to define just what you

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Speaker 1: mean to me. You understand, yes, sir. If I had

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Speaker 1: be the greatest lyrically written song about love of all times.

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Speaker 1: No song has ever been written with lyrics more ingrained

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Speaker 1: the Earth knows She's revolving, and the Rosebuds no to

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Speaker 1: you always. That's just one line of about fifty that

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Speaker 1: uh uh, yeah, we're talking about love. Yeah. The other

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Speaker 1: don't throw it in there, yeah, Maize, I know I

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Speaker 1: bought it on myself. I owe no blame to no

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Speaker 1: And then Love's holiday message. Jesus. All right, that list

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Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna start the show off with Nephew Tommy and run

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Speaker 1: that prank back. Right after this, you're listening to Steve

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Speaker 1: morning off. We run that prank back. What you got

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Speaker 1: wrap it up, put it in and put a bow

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Speaker 1: on it. It's called buggie snitching. Buggie snitching. Come on, Buggie,

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Speaker 1: get the snitching. Hello, man, I speak to Buggie. Hey, Buggie,

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Speaker 1: this KB. Let me ask you something, man, How you

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Speaker 1: get out of jail before Marcus got out of jail.

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Speaker 1: How y'all go to jail at the same time, but

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Speaker 1: in there? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on? Who is this this KB? This Marcus brother?

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Speaker 1: Tell me how you get out of jail? But Marcus

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Speaker 1: still in there and you've been out over montnow they

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Speaker 1: say you hold up, hold on, hold on, hold on, No,

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Speaker 1: they say you snitching, buggy. That's what's going on. You

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Speaker 1: so slowing down, So it down a little bit. Ain't

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Speaker 1: hold up? You know what? I really don't need to

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Speaker 1: me like this. It's called bail? How you how you?

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Speaker 1: How you out on bail? But Marcus still in there?

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Speaker 1: Tell me that man, how you gonna call me with

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Speaker 1: you know what? You know what? I ain't saying the

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Speaker 1: hold on, let me pull those right. All I know

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Speaker 1: is they the one saying you the one that snitched

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Speaker 1: on my brother and that's why he's still in there.

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Speaker 1: And you why. I don't know where you're getting this,

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Speaker 1: time for as Clo Cree Clo and Oakland writes, two

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Speaker 1: Deal with this because he might need you, and you

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Speaker 1: just look like you need him for moting just a

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Speaker 1: damn date. You ain't got nobody sitting up there with

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Speaker 1: all your friends. You forty five single, that's your problem.

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Speaker 1: That's probably why you buy yourself right now, you nick

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Speaker 1: picking people half to death. He's a doctor, might be

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Speaker 1: good looking, dude, he just sound like almfud. What does

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Speaker 1: that sound like? I forgot hell? Whoa whoa? How woo hey?

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Speaker 1: Pleasure to meet you, guys. Listen, all right, Moving on

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Speaker 1: to Michelle and Bradenton. Michelle's my brother and I are twins,

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Speaker 1: and he bought a new home close to mind. Instead

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Speaker 1: of buying the things he needs, he takes my things.

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Speaker 1: My boyfriend told my brother he was going to get

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Speaker 1: the lots changed. If he didn't stop it. My brother

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Speaker 1: told him they weren't his lots to change. Now they're

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Speaker 1: threatening to fight when they see each other. They both

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Speaker 1: were right, So how should I settle this? Well, it

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Speaker 1: ain't really for you to settle. But your brother gonna

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Speaker 1: mess around and get his ass. Will he take one

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Speaker 1: more thing out this house? Yeah, because that's all it

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Speaker 1: seemed like to me. And what's wrong with your twin brother?

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Speaker 1: How stupid is he? How stupid is he can't go

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Speaker 1: ahead and keep taking stuff? You don't want him to

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Speaker 1: take stuff. Your boyfriend don't want him to take his stuff,

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Speaker 1: but he's talking about it. It ain't you know, it

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Speaker 1: ain't your stuff. Well, you know, tell your brother not

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Speaker 1: to come over here and take nothing else or he

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Speaker 1: gonna take something he don't want to take it back,

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Speaker 1: because the boyfriend is clear about the next day you

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Speaker 1: fit it take gonna be his ass. That's he clear

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Speaker 1: about that. Your girlfriend, it's hard to watch your twin

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Speaker 1: get his assi. That's terrible. Yeah, because they say you're

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Speaker 1: gonna feel the pain too sotime, so it's just necessary sometime,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, Well, thank you Philo coming up

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Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, We'll have some entertainment

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Speaker 1: news for you right after this. You're listening to Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, an entertainment news programming note. Tonight, make

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Speaker 1: sure you check out another hilarious episode of the hit

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Speaker 1: show Judge Steve comes on at eight seventh Central on

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Speaker 1: ABC and Hulu, and you don't want to miss it.

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Speaker 1: Of course, Yes, like mus to have Judge Steve in

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Speaker 1: our midst. Aren't we never knew I was in Judge?

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Speaker 1: Did you? I never knew it? Yeah? And the other

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Speaker 1: entertainment news, there's a compilation of the deo clips featuring

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Speaker 1: controversial podcaster Joe Rogan using the N word. Well, it's

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Speaker 1: made Dwayne the Rock Johnson resend his previous support of

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Speaker 1: Rogan and his podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience. Until Rogan's

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Speaker 1: racist comment surface, Dwayne the Rock Johnson was one of

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Speaker 1: the only mainstream figures to show Rogan support amid an

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Speaker 1: exodus of artists from Spotify in protest of rogan spread

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Speaker 1: of COVID nineteen misinformation. The Rock retracted his support of

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Speaker 1: Rogan after singer India Are shared several clips of Rogan

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Speaker 1: using the INN word on his podcast, as well as

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Speaker 1: one clip comparing predominantly black neighborhoods to the planet of

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Speaker 1: the eighth. Take a listen to a portion of Joe

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Speaker 1: Rogan's apology for using the N word. It's a very

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Speaker 1: unusual word, but it's not my word to use. I'm

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Speaker 1: well aware of that now, but for years I used

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Speaker 1: it in that manner. I never used it to be racist,

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Speaker 1: because I'm not racist. But whenever you're in a situation

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Speaker 1: where you have to say I'm not racist, and I

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Speaker 1: clearly and that's my intention to express myself in this video, Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: all right, you're not racist. Your thoughts Steve Well, I

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Speaker 1: haven't even heard any of them other clips or anything.

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Speaker 1: I don't know him personally. I've always liked him as

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Speaker 1: a comedian and as an announcer and stuff, so this

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Speaker 1: is this was like new news to me. But he

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Speaker 1: said something that's very right. If you have to continually

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Speaker 1: have to say I'm not racist, I mean, where does

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Speaker 1: that come from? Because to you to even have to

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Speaker 1: say that, it has to be bought up as a question.

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Speaker 1: And if you're not a racist, then if you're not

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Speaker 1: a racist, didn't you be on reproach? I mean to me,

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Speaker 1: you know, I mean you could say, like, for example,

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Speaker 1: somebody told me one time, Steve, it seems like you

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Speaker 1: have a chip on your shoulder about some things. Okay, cool.

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Speaker 1: That's because when I'm talking about a certain subject, I

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Speaker 1: sound chippy. See, so now I have a chip. That's

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Speaker 1: why you say I have a chip on my shoulder,

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Speaker 1: because I sound chippy. And and that's that's where that

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Speaker 1: comes from. You know, Oh my god, he's chippy. You've

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Speaker 1: you've never heard that's y'all. Ain't never heard no white

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Speaker 1: person say that. Are you kidding me? No, I've heard chipper,

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Speaker 1: but not chip, chip on the shoulder. But I ain't

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Speaker 1: hear a chippy chip on the should Hey. Hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: you're being chippy. See right now, I was being chippy

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Speaker 1: with you. I was cutting you off. I was being

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Speaker 1: chippy with you. Okay, surely this is my terminology of

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Speaker 1: how and that's fine. I'm just trying to follow you. Baby. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: let chipping now, yeah, chipping? No, not right now. I'm

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Speaker 1: not chippy. I'm difficult. I ain't really chippy. I'm difficult. Difficult.

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Speaker 1: It's cause I choose to be chippy, is cause you

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Speaker 1: made me. You understand, See, it's a difference because of

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Speaker 1: my nature as a person. I'm difficult when I choose

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Speaker 1: to be. But if you make me then I can

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Speaker 1: be flat out just you know, funky with you how

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Speaker 1: you want it to go today? Who's on verse? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because you know, for example, like about I think I

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Speaker 1: think you being funky today. Then I go, oh, that's

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Speaker 1: what we're doing. And then I joined in er see

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Speaker 1: see I'm not Michelle Obama. See listen to me. You

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Speaker 1: go low once again? Er er low er. See I'm R.

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Speaker 1: I'm the R in the conversation. So however you come

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Speaker 1: at me, know that I'm finding to be er. You

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Speaker 1: come at me heavy, I'm finning come at you how heavy? RB,

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Speaker 1: I'm the RB. Crazy er I'm gonna come at you

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Speaker 1: crazy erb. And how you spell er er because at

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Speaker 1: what your AS's gonna have to go if you keep on. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But you know, as far as far as Joe Rogan goes,

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Speaker 1: I haven't even heard the things he's used of. Always

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Speaker 1: liked the guys and comedian as a host. And so

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Speaker 1: maybe I'll take the time, but can I tell you something.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna take the time to hear what

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Speaker 1: he said, because you know, what I've learned in my

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Speaker 1: years of earth. I really, if you're not important enough

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Speaker 1: to move the needle in my life, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: give you the needle to allow you to move it.

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Speaker 1: Whatever he did or say there has no shape or

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Speaker 1: form with me. I ain't never been on this show.

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Speaker 1: I don't know him, I don't converse with him. He

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Speaker 1: don't move the needle for me. Should he lose his

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Speaker 1: job for this? Absolutely not. You know why because Donald

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Speaker 1: Trump remained president for four years of all the stuff

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Speaker 1: he did, and in this hypocritical country, if you all

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Speaker 1: are going to elect a person like Donald Trump and

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Speaker 1: allow him to run the country and still have a

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Speaker 1: say so in the Republican Party, we have much bigger

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Speaker 1: problems than Joe Rogan. We have much deeper problems. We

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Speaker 1: have ted crews who don't even understand how Joe Biden

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Speaker 1: could bring up the fact that he wants to nominate

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Speaker 1: a black woman as in the Supreme Court. He got

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Speaker 1: a problem with that. We can't even get Voting Rights

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Speaker 1: Act passed. But now we give a damn about what

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Speaker 1: Joe Rogan said. Man, please please have other things to

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Speaker 1: tend to, all right, Thank you, Steve mister irb coming

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Speaker 1: up at him in time to the hour. The Color

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Speaker 1: Purple remake cast has been announced, nephew, we'll talk about

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Speaker 1: it right after this. Oh you're listening to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right and trending movie news. Tommy, we

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Speaker 1: got something for you, baby. You know one of your

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Speaker 1: favorite movies of all time, Color Purple? What's coming back?

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Speaker 1: That back? The remake cast has been Nobody told me nothing.

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Speaker 1: They don't never call you about stuff like this. Uh, listen,

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Speaker 1: because I know you could have been somebody in there.

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Speaker 1: Who who was? Who was when? Nobody all day on

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Speaker 1: how t was? Who played harp origin? The first harp

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Speaker 1: The first harpo was not tall at all? Who was it?

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Speaker 1: I've got his name? Okay, all right, so I didn't

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Speaker 1: replace somebody. Don't nobody know? Fort Orange is the new

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Speaker 1: black actress. Danielle Brooks will play Sophia. That's the role

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Speaker 1: that Oprah play. Oprah is behind this recast of the

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Speaker 1: Color Purple. Um uh okay. The rest of the cast

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Speaker 1: Fantasia with Stars seely come all right, I love this one.

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Speaker 1: Taraji p Henson is going to play Sugar Avery. Nobody yes, anything,

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Speaker 1: all right, Colman Domingo from Candy Man that was so scared.

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Speaker 1: Go play, mister. He's gonna play mister he would he

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Speaker 1: show up? You say mister three times, mister, mister mister.

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Speaker 1: All right, Corey Hawkins is gonna play who played Doctor

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Speaker 1: Dre And Straight out of Compton is gonna play Harpo Steve.

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Speaker 1: That's mine, Corey. Oh, I saw I saw that straight

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Speaker 1: out of Company? Yeah, so you know they got to

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Speaker 1: play did a good job. Yeah. The singer her is

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Speaker 1: gonna play Squeaky and Haley Berry. Haley almost always say

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Speaker 1: halle Berry when I see her. You don't speak of her,

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Speaker 1: You do not speak a heart but I talking to me.

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Speaker 1: But Hallie Bailey is going to play Nettie. You know.

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Speaker 1: The singer's Chloe and Hallie Um anyway, Yes, they'll know

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Speaker 1: nothing needs lying, do y'all y'all know none of that?

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Speaker 1: Look at him? Look at God? Did meal Box fixed that? Not?

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Speaker 1: Kept you missing? Round? Whitty? Go on, I got one,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, I'm hungry, y'all gonna shut up in here,

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Speaker 1: act like y'all ain't got nothing to do. So I'm

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Speaker 1: sing blue be over to here for that. We gotta go,

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Speaker 1: all right, congratulations to the brand new cast of the

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Speaker 1: remake of The Color Purple coming up at thirty four

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Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. We're gonna check Steve's voicemail right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, guys, it's time to check Steve's voicemail. If

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Speaker 1: you want to leave Steve a message. If you want

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Speaker 1: to leave Steve a message, leave your name and where

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Speaker 1: you're calling from at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve

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Speaker 1: eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. All right, Steve, here

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Speaker 1: we go. James from North Carolina just wants to vent

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Speaker 1: about your ninety day rule. Hey, Steve, this is James

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Speaker 1: from North Carolina, Mr. Nine to day Rules. I met

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Speaker 1: this girl. She was sweet as she could be. I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about for a year and a half, two years.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we was happy as heck on trip everywhere.

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Speaker 1: And then the first time that she was crazy, I

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Speaker 1: was in the bathroom. My phone is in the front

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Speaker 1: with her. She has whim on the phone so I

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Speaker 1: would look at So then I had a birthday party,

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Speaker 1: my two partners, my son company New York, my brother,

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Speaker 1: my son down here. We gotta eat, she said. She

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Speaker 1: claimed we're gonna be some women. I let that tad.

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Speaker 1: So then one day I'm in the bed, sweet, I

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Speaker 1: don't know how she figured out how to open up

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Speaker 1: my phone, so she figured out. So it was a

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Speaker 1: Facebook message. I'm telling a boot. So my egg girl

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Speaker 1: say how much is your other boot? I never answered nothing,

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Speaker 1: so she called. She texted talking about I loved it.

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Speaker 1: Then she texted, say when you leave your husband for me?

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Speaker 1: So she said yeah, So she waked me up. So

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Speaker 1: then she telled me so I said, she said she

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Speaker 1: loves you. She said she gonna leave her husband for you,

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Speaker 1: not me. So what I'm saying it goes for women too,

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Speaker 1: because I mean, she had my heart and it took

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Speaker 1: me two and a half years to find out she

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Speaker 1: was a losing kick. She broke my bone, I bought it,

631
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: she scratched my car. I mean, the girl was crazy

632
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,879
Speaker 1: and it took me almost three years to found out

633
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: that she was a looney tune. So it goes for

634
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: women too, right, Thank you? Hey, Jane, Jane, got to

635
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,280
Speaker 1: say something to you, dog, when you're going through something

636
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:20,240
Speaker 1: like this, probably don't need to leave that on nobody's voice. Man, James,

637
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: that's a little bit too much information, way too heavy.

638
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: I can't help you. I don't know what the hell

639
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 1: that got to do with the ninety day rule. In

640
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 1: the ninety days is three months, not three years, James.

641
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: You took all the information and just turned it into

642
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: something else. James. I appreciate you man, your honesty and everything.

643
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: And I don't really know what the hell you're going through.

644
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 1: You got your car scratch, she broke your damn phone.

645
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: She just Looney Tunes. I don't know what to tell you, man,

646
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: Jane hanging that dog. Everything's gonna be everything, man, Yeah, Wow,

647
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: she's gonna be back over that to day. You ain't

648
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: what's here? And you calling Steve? What's that some here?

649
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 1: Is that what you're doing? Let me see your phone? Alright?

650
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: Hanging at James. Another caller from James, Steve from Houston

651
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: this time, Hey Steve, this is James at our US

652
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 1: texts man, keep walking with dooms you doing, brother, You're

653
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: doing a great feel of good for a lot of people.

654
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: So I wish you blessing and everything. Perfect. Junior, stay up,

655
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 1: my man. That was that was a junior's cousin, James

656
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 1: from Houston. Everybody got cousin name James h. Cousin name Jameson.

657
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 1: Thank you, James, appreciate that. All right, now, this is

658
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: from Dolores. This this next sports mail. Good morning, mister Harvey.

659
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: My name is Dolores and I'm proud to be a

660
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 1: member of the Steve Harvey Nation. I'm almost sixty nine

661
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: years old and I woke up this morning with a

662
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 1: sense of urgency like never before. We must make a

663
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: change if we are to survive. The world won't get

664
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,399
Speaker 1: no better if we don't make the change. Martin Luther

665
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: King said it best. We can all be great if

666
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,879
Speaker 1: we're willing to serve. Thank you and have a blessed day.

667
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: Please let this be our mentra as we move forward

668
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:16,720
Speaker 1: to these twenty twenty two terms. Thank you, Yeah, Delors,

669
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: I mean you know, we all can be great if

670
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: we serve. So that's a message from mar Luther King

671
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: and from Dolores. Our sister Dolores has called in to

672
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: encourage us, and we found out the end it was

673
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: for voting and going towards the midterms. So we've got

674
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 1: to bring about a change and get these nutty, crazy

675
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: ass people out of office. They are Republicans, man, If

676
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: they are Republican politicians. Man, I ain't never see nothing

677
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 1: like it. Man. They're trying to call this they now

678
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: they want the insurrection to be called as a protest.

679
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:53,240
Speaker 1: It was a riot. It's just the right to protest.

680
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: What is Donald Trump? This? That? Man? This is the

681
00:43:56,320 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: most hypocritical time I've ever lived. Y'all all so full

682
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: of it? Man, y'all can miss me. I got no

683
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 1: faith in this system no more. I will vote. But

684
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: then Republicans what they're doing right now, Wow, and they

685
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: get votes too. That's what's surprised. We're a country full

686
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: of them fools. Yeah, all right, thanks for your calls,

687
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: your voicemails. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve called Stephen

688
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: leave a message. Coming up next is a nephew with

689
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to

690
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top

691
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my

692
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today. The subject is He's never satisfied,

693
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: but I am. We'll get into that and just about

694
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: selfish of you. We'll get into that in just a bit.

695
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is here with today's prank

696
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? Nap getting close

697
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,319
Speaker 1: to it. Valentine's is on the way baby, less than

698
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 1: a week away. Well, this right here is Valentine's gift card.

699
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 1: Valentine's guilt card. Right here, let's go cat down. Hello. Hello,

700
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Bryce. Ye hey, Bryan, So how

701
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: you doing? Man? My name is Alvin, bro, how you

702
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: doing today? I'm good man? What's up? Hey? Listen? Um,

703
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: I know you you're you're married Jatricia? Right? Yeah? Who

704
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: who's this? Okay? Like I said, yeah, my name is Alvin,

705
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to make sure I got the

706
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: right person, man, because you, um, you have black half white,

707
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: right from what I understand? Yeah, I'm gonna who who

708
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: the presidents? Why? Why are you asking me questions? What's

709
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 1: going on? Okay? No, no, no, everything's cool man, everything's cool, Um, Trish,

710
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 1: So check this out. Many listen, I'm at work, man,

711
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 1: say what you need to say? What's happening? Okay? Listen,

712
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: I actually dentally I sent I sent Tricia some flowers

713
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 1: for Valentine's They're gonna get there on Friday, but I

714
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 1: accidentally put a you know, I ordered a gift card

715
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: along with it, and they put this gift card in

716
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: Tricia's gift bag, and really that's that gift card should

717
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: really be for my wife, and I was trying to

718
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: see it. Maybe if you get to the gift bag before,

719
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 1: maybe you could get it out for me so I

720
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: could get that gift card. Oh okay, so you said, uh,

721
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: you said my wife flowers for Valentine's Day? Right, yeah, yeah,

722
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,359
Speaker 1: But that's not the key. The key is that it's

723
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: a gift card in there that I need, you know,

724
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: and that's accidentally sent a gift card to my wife.

725
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: You just want the flowers to go to her, Is

726
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 1: that what he's saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said

727
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 1: the flowers man. Yeah, no problem, No, yeah, no, that's

728
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 1: cool man, This happens. Then we make mistakes all the time.

729
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: How about this? How about you come on over and

730
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: I will be more than happy to give you the

731
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: gift card because I'm sure you know if you said

732
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: it with the flowers all I'll just have to handle

733
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 1: those that the gift card over to you at and

734
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: probably a nice hid speeding till you stupid mother. Why

735
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: enough would you ever call me about this? Hey? Man?

736
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,720
Speaker 1: And I didn't. I didn't expect all this house any

737
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: but hostility. Hey, bro, all I'm trying to do is

738
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: like I said, I sent it. I ain't your bron

739
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're doing? You didn't think this

740
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: is gonna be hot? You send my good white flowers? Mother,

741
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: But how do you even know my wife? How do

742
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: you know Tresh? How do you know Tresh? I work

743
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: in I work in the building with that Trish works in.

744
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: How you work with her? Okay? Good? Are you don't

745
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: work I don't work with her. I don't work for

746
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: her company at all. But my my, you know, my

747
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 1: floor is on a different floor. I work in a

748
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: different company, but she works she works in the same building.

749
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 1: So yeah, dude, I'm just trying to get the gift card. Man.

750
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: I ain't even trying to trip dude, I ain't. So

751
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,240
Speaker 1: let me. So, you sent some flowers. When the flower's

752
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: gonna be in? What time the flower's supposed to be here?

753
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: The flowers getting there sometime Friday. I'm a Valentine, yea

754
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 1: on Valentine's Say okay, good Jude, So how about you

755
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: come down here on Friday, okay, and I will give

756
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: the flowers the Trish, and I will give you the

757
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: gift cards. And you mentioned if I was half black

758
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: or half white, and I'll go ahead and let you

759
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: know that both sides are gonna beat your mother, because

760
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: you gotta be the most ignorant mother I've ever met.

761
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: In my guy, I'm like, I don't care if you're green, blue, yellow, lavender.

762
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck you are. But you

763
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: were the dumbest piece of sh I've ever met. You

764
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 1: come here Friday. You come here and you get your

765
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: wife will get her great gift card, and my wife

766
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 1: will get your flowers, and everybody's gonna be happy. Hey, dude,

767
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: what's what's all it's about? Man? Okay? So have you

768
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: gone out with trans? Say you guys wanting for lunch

769
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: or you know, maybe a movie or I mean, how much?

770
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 1: How much time have you spent with my wife? I ain't.

771
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't spend no time with her. Why

772
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: are you said hering that? What do you mean you

773
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: ain't spend no time with how you you seem to

774
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 1: know all about her? You haven't gone out one time

775
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: with my wife? No, I never went out with her,

776
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: So you just have a crush on my wife. Is

777
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,359
Speaker 1: that what you're trying to saying? You just accidentally sent

778
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 1: some your bolt to her? Is that what's caring? I

779
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: didn't Actually I didn't actually did only send the flower?

780
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,919
Speaker 1: I send him because I wanted her to have. She's

781
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: a pretty she's a pretty lady. I wanted her to

782
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: have the flowers, but I didn't want her to but

783
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 1: I didn't want her to have my wife's gift card. Though,

784
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: What did you think I was gonna be there? How

785
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,919
Speaker 1: did you think? How did he get crazy? Bulls mind?

786
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 1: If you think this this was gonna be okay? What

787
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: if I called you right now? I'm like, hey, I

788
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: set your wife, Can you send it back to me?

789
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: How would you feel if I did the same to you? Well,

790
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: I mean you're talking about something different from flowers and

791
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: that same. That sounds like a little bit offensive, don't

792
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 1: you think? Oh oh that's defensive. Yeah, man, you know,

793
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Albert, you're is it Albert? It's not Albert,

794
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 1: it's Albert. It's Alvin. Man, it's alb don't give us

795
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: what it is. Alvin. Come see me on Friday. I'm

796
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: gonna have your gift card. I'm super excited to meet you.

797
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: This is this is gonna be the best Valentine's Day

798
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: of my life. Come visit me. He sent the flowers

799
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 1: to the house, right, I got the address that Tommy

800
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: gave me. Who the is Tommy? He the one gave

801
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: me the address he once told me, Tommy, Come, how

802
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: about you and Tommy come over to the house. We'll

803
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 1: have a we'll have a guys. Now, I'll put it

804
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: on a game. I'm gonna have some pretzel. Why don't

805
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: you folk come over here? Okay? But why why? Why?

806
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: Why the hostility when somebody's showing your wife's No, there's

807
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: no hostility whatsoever that you hear hostile. I just invited

808
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: you and your boy tied me to come to my house.

809
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: That's not hostile. I'm being hospitable. That's what it is.

810
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 1: It's hospitable. Come see me, Come see me. Okay, So

811
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,439
Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Man, don't you take don't

812
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 1: you drop Trish off to work? Every morning? Yeah? I do?

813
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: I do. Okay, Now, when y'all when y'all riding to work,

814
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: ain't y'all listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This

815
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: is not the Steve Harvey Morrishaw. This is nephew, tim me, baby,

816
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 1: come home bright. This is Nephew time me from the

817
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. Your wife Trish got me to prank

818
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: phone call you home run. But yeah, there's no way.

819
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 1: Oh now I'm back. I'm pissed it again. And now

820
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 1: I'm going through somebody about Oh oh man, I am boiling.

821
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 1: Holy she's gonna pay for this one. You gotta tell me, Bryce,

822
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

823
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: show in the land Steve Harvey Show. Baby like that

824
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: hair black, haired white? You feel both of them, you know,

825
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: one time every time they say, why don't we do this? You?

826
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: You don't never work out for you. Why don't you

827
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: just come over and I'll give you back your gift card.

828
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,879
Speaker 1: I'll give her your flowers. And then boy, he got

829
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 1: calm blake. He just he just needed you over to

830
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: the house. Just ye, just come in, come see me,

831
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 1: Come see me, come see me. That's right, nephew time

832
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: he comes see me. This weekend and Huntsville, Alabama, the

833
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: Nephew is in town stand Up Live Comedy Club. That's right, Thursday,

834
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday. Tickets on Shire Written. Now, okay, that's Uh,

835
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 1: that's this weekend. You don't want to miss what else

836
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 1: I got the following weekend Baltimore, Maryland. B Mole, b mole.

837
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: Got to be more careful. The Nephew is coming to town.

838
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: And uh, it's a stupid tour. You know, let's just

839
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: call it that, you know, stupid tour. Don't check y'all

840
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,359
Speaker 1: feel it. Yeah, it's your tour. So when you said

841
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 1: stupid tour, yes, if you would have said anything else,

842
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: I'd have been upsetting. Right, that's the intelligent tour man.

843
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Why starring me? Right? Yeah? Yeah.

844
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 1: This weekend is hus will Stand Up Live Comedy Club.

845
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: Following weekend, Baltimore, Maryland. That's the Baltimore Comedy Factory. The

846
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: Nephew is there. February twenty six, Saint Louis, Missouri. Baby,

847
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: huh huh, it's the Sheldon Theater. I got two shows

848
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,800
Speaker 1: in the same night. March nineteenth, own back around the

849
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 1: Crib Round Texas, Beaumont, Texas, Julie Rogers Theater. That's March nineteenth,

850
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,320
Speaker 1: picks On said, right now. And then April fools, the

851
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: Food is coming to Nashville. That's Zany's Comedy club. You

852
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: know about that and way in the cut April eight

853
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 1: through to ten, Comedy Zone, Charlotte O Catline. You want

854
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 1: some more dates, go to Thomas Miles dot com you

855
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 1: can see all my dates. Nephew come to town. And then,

856
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 1: of course, you know from Sexy on Friday Night, it's

857
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: different Freddy to love you feel it. I changed that

858
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 1: thing up on Friday Day. Yeah, that's swap that n anyway,

859
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:43,760
Speaker 1: right coming up next Strawberry Letter, Thank you, nephew. Subject

860
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: He's never satisfied, but I am. Okay. We'll get into

861
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 1: that find out what that's all about. Right after this,

862
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 1: you're listening Harvey Morning Show all right time now for

863
00:53:56,160 --> 00:54:00,439
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,

864
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve

865
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be

866
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're

867
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 1: going to read this one. You're that right here, right now,

868
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: and you never know. It could be your letter, It

869
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 1: could be yours, it could be yours. Buckle up and

870
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here. It

871
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: is a Strawberry letter. Thank you, nephew subjects He's never satisfied.

872
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:28,919
Speaker 1: He's never satisfied. But I am dear Stephen Shirley. I'm

873
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: married to my college sweetheart and he's a great man,

874
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: but we don't get along now. I wore the pants

875
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: in our family for years because I made the most money.

876
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,800
Speaker 1: Back then, all he could do is please me and

877
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: cater to me. I got used to it and it

878
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: worked fine for me. He couldn't wait to get a

879
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 1: better paying job and then switch back to wearing the

880
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: pants in our marriage. Right after he started his new job,

881
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 1: he started mouthing off and telling me he wasn't going

882
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: to do this or that I let him do it

883
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: because I know for you years he couldn't talk flick

884
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 1: to me because he was broke. Here's the funny part, though,

885
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: Now he's got a new job, it came with a

886
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 1: new level of stress. Now that he's got a new job,

887
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,240
Speaker 1: it came with a new level of stress. That stress

888
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: led to high blood pressure, and that high blood pressure

889
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,359
Speaker 1: led to an increase in his medication, so that led

890
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 1: to him not being able to perform sexually. He has

891
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 1: been a miserable wreck for a year, and I have

892
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:28,320
Speaker 1: gone on with my life without him. I have a

893
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,800
Speaker 1: man on the side, and he comes over to the

894
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:34,839
Speaker 1: house on Mondays and we meet at a hotel on Thursdays.

895
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: It's not about the sex. It's just nice to talk

896
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: to a man that has his stuff together. He's not

897
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: stressed about me being married, and he's not afraid to

898
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 1: make love to me in my bedroom that I share

899
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 1: with my husband. It's not like my husband and I

900
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 1: are putting that mattress to youth anymore. I try to

901
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 1: tune out my husband's constant complaining about his job, and

902
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: I'm tired of him getting him self riled for sex

903
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:04,439
Speaker 1: when he knows he can't last a thirty seconds. I'm

904
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: over him and this marriage, and maybe if he had

905
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 1: a better attitude I could deal with it. Having an

906
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: affair is the easiest way out for me. Life is

907
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: too short to be unsatisfied. So how can he live

908
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: like that? Do you know he's thinking? Do you think

909
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 1: he's thinking of divorce as much as I am? Should

910
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: I try to work it out if he seems to

911
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 1: not care. This has to be one of the saddest,

912
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 1: most pathetic letters. I mean, first, the dumb rule about

913
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 1: you making the most money, so you wear the pants.

914
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: That was stupid because you emasculated your husband with that.

915
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: I mean, there's no such rule in marriage about whoever

916
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: makes the money is the boss or wears the pants.

917
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: You made that up. I'm really surprised that your husband

918
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,760
Speaker 1: went along with that. Foolish and it's quite frankly marriage.

919
00:56:56,239 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 1: Marriage is a partnership, okay, between two people who love

920
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: each other, and the universal rule, the universal rule now

921
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: is the man is head of a household. What you've

922
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 1: done is turned your marriage into a miserable place to be.

923
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: And I guarantee you that's not just your husband's new

924
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: job that is stressing him out. It's you two. You're

925
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 1: a terrible wife. You should never be married because there's

926
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 1: no love, there's no commitment, there's no respect from you.

927
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 1: Everything you shouldn't do you're doing, and you're cheating on

928
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 1: top of that. Is it any wonder he has high

929
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: blood pressure? I mean, what if have you ever thought

930
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 1: that he might catch you and your man having sex

931
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 1: in his house, in his bed? Have you ever thought

932
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: of that? So if he does, he can go ahead

933
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 1: and divorce you, that's for sure. I mean, once he's

934
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,479
Speaker 1: rid of you, I bet his blood pressure will go down,

935
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 1: he can start to live a better, happier life. I

936
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: just think you're a mess in this letter. You're a

937
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: selfish mess. And to you, I say, get yourself together.

938
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 1: This this, this ladder right here. I just don't like

939
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: the lady at all. I mean, lady, I don't. I

940
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 1: just don't like you. I don't. I don't like anything

941
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 1: about you. I don't like anything about what you wrote

942
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 1: in this letter. I agree to surely one hundred percent.

943
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: But you just you you you do. You took trifling

944
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 1: to just a whole another level. Uh, you know, just

945
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: listen to way she talks. I'm married to my college

946
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 1: sweetheart and he's a great man, but we don't get

947
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 1: along now. I wore the pants in our family for

948
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: years because I made the most money back being all

949
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: he could do is please me and cater to me.

950
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 1: I got used to it, and it worked fine for me.

951
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: He couldn't wait to get a better paying job, and

952
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 1: n and S went back to wearing the pants in

953
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 1: our marriage. Girl, let me explain something. I don't give

954
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 1: a damn how much money I made. You know, I'm

955
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 1: not gonna take the pants off and the month and

956
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing the skirt at no point in the relationship,

957
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure that he didn't agree to taking

958
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 1: his pants off. You took him off because your determination

959
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 1: for what he is as a man was based purely

960
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: on how much money he bought in. So right after

961
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 1: he started his new job, he started mouthing off and

962
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: telling me he wasn't gonna do this, or that I

963
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 1: let him do it because I know for years he

964
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: couldn't talk slick to me because he was broke. Man,

965
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 1: Who are you, lady? I mean, Jess, you can't talk

966
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: back to me because you broke, Lady, you don't even understand.

967
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: So so here's the funny part though. Now that he's

968
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 1: got a new job, it came with a new level

969
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: of stress, and that stress has stress has led to

970
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 1: high blood pressure, and that high blood pressure led to

971
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 1: an increasing his medication, so that led to him not

972
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: being able to perform sexually. He has been a miserable

973
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 1: wreck for a year and I have gone on with

974
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 1: my life without him. Wow, lady, everything about you. You

975
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 1: don't stand by your man if he broke. You don't

976
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 1: stand by your man if he gets sick. You don't

977
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 1: stand by your man if he can't perform. You know,

978
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: you just don't. Why did you? You don't stand by

979
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 1: your man under no circumstances. You're just a little trifling,

980
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 1: little white. He got to be working, performing everything. I

981
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 1: got more for you. All right, we'll have part two

982
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 1: of Steve's response. You just heard him say he has

983
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 1: more for the woman in this letter, coming up at

984
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter. Subject

985
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 1: He's never satisfied, but I am. We'll get back into

986
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show. All right,

987
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject

988
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 1: He's never satisfied, but I am. Yeah, yeah, you are,

989
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 1: because you just do what you want to do. Your marriage, it, sweetheart,

990
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:03,919
Speaker 1: things fell apart. He lost his job or whatever, wasn't

991
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 1: making money, so you put the pants on in the family,

992
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,240
Speaker 1: and because of that, all he could do is please

993
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 1: you and cater to you. You got used to it,

994
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 1: and it worked fine for me. But you said, you know,

995
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: he couldn't wait till he got a better paying job

996
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 1: so he could get back to wearing the pants in

997
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 1: our manage. Well he did, but the job came with

998
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 1: some stress. So stress came with how blood pressure? How

999
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: blood pressure came with increasing medicine, and increasing medicine calls

1000
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 1: him not to be able to perform section. Then you said,

1001
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 1: he's been a miserable wreck for a year, and I've

1002
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 1: gone on with my life without him. Boy, So if

1003
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 1: you don't make money around you, you're in trouble. If

1004
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: you get stressed out around you, he's in trouble. If

1005
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:49,480
Speaker 1: he can't perform, he gets in trouble. He got a problem,

1006
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 1: and then you just gone your life without him. I

1007
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: have a man on the side, and he comes over

1008
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: to the house on Mondays and we meet out a

1009
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 1: hotel on Thursday. Wait a minute, what so you got

1010
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 1: a man on the side that comes over to y'all's

1011
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 1: house on Monday, and then y'all meet at a hotel

1012
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 1: on Thursday. So hold on, hold on, hold on. Look,

1013
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 1: I gotta keep going back over this. So if you

1014
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 1: if you don't have money, you ain't cool with that.

1015
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 1: If you get back to work and he put his

1016
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 1: pants back on, you ain't cool with that. If he

1017
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 1: gets stressed out, you ain't cool with that. If he's

1018
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: on high blood medication, you ain't cool with that. If

1019
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 1: he can't perform sexually, you ain't cool with that. Now

1020
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 1: you go get a man on the side, and cause

1021
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:47,440
Speaker 1: of convenience, y'all now at this man's house in his

1022
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 1: bed on Mondays and we meet at a hotel on Thursday.

1023
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 1: And then you say it's not about the sex, Well,

1024
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 1: what is it about, ded? What are y'all over there doing?

1025
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 1: And when y'all get the hotel and y'all come over

1026
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,880
Speaker 1: to the house, it's just nice to talk to a

1027
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,959
Speaker 1: man that has his stuff together. Oh you're talking about

1028
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: a man. Oh oh, oh, oh oh. Let me get

1029
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 1: this right. So you think that it's nice to just

1030
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 1: me the man that don't have to deal with nothing

1031
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 1: that comes in the package called marriage. You're talking about

1032
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:17,840
Speaker 1: the one that don't have to pay bills, that don't

1033
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 1: have to discuss, that don't have to be understressed, that

1034
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 1: ain't trying to make a life, that ain't trying to

1035
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 1: pull it together. Yeah, different, conversation is easy because they

1036
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 1: ain't about nothing. That's why that's so easy. And then

1037
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:34,440
Speaker 1: he's not stressed about me being married, and he's not

1038
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: afraid to make love to me in my bedroom that

1039
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:40,920
Speaker 1: I share with my husband. You don't see the triflingness

1040
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 1: in that he's not afraid to make love to me.

1041
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 1: I would, Hey, man, let me tell you something. Let

1042
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 1: me tell you something. I wish I would walk in

1043
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Speaker 1: my house. I wish I would. I wish I would

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Speaker 1: walk in my house and walk up on somebody in

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Speaker 1: my house. You ain't gotta be doing nothing just now.

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01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 1: You ain't got to be in the bed just being

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01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 1: what you are. I've been not walking a house. See

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Speaker 1: you up in here eating. No, you can't have a

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Speaker 1: plate and I don't know your ass. If I don't

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Speaker 1: know you, and you at my house and you're eating

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Speaker 1: a plate of food before my wife can introduce me,

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01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 1: she already can tell by the look on my face.

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Speaker 1: I got to get some information to this food right quick,

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Speaker 1: right quick. But now you didn't took it there. So

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01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:30,840
Speaker 1: now it's not like my husband out putting that mattress

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Speaker 1: to youth anymore. I try to tune out my husband's

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01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 1: concert complaining about his job, and I'm tired of him

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01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,600
Speaker 1: getting himself right either up for sex when he knows

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Speaker 1: he can't last for thirty seconds. I'm over him and

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01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 1: this marriage. Maybe if he had a better attitude I

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01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 1: could deal with it. Wait a minute, if he had

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01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 1: a better attitude, you could deal with it. Having an

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01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:57,480
Speaker 1: a fan is the easiest way out for me. Really, really,

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Speaker 1: I mean you, you, your whole, your whole demeanor as

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01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 1: a human being, weeks of triflingness. I mean, you're just

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01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:08,080
Speaker 1: a trifling chick man all the way around. The boy.

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01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 1: It ain't a woman sitting here. I got you, girl.

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01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 1: I know where you're coming from, and I'm pretty sure

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01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 1: it is somebody like that, because people are You can

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01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 1: get people to go along with anything, but they asked

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Speaker 1: this trifling too. Life is too short to be unsatisfied.

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Speaker 1: So how can I live like that? You're not You're

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01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:27,480
Speaker 1: not living like that. You're doing what you want to do.

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01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 1: Do you think he's thinking of divorce as much as

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Speaker 1: I am? Should I try to work it out if

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01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:43,560
Speaker 1: it seems if he seems not to care, Wait a minute,

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01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 1: you're already working it out. You don't. You don't see

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01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:49,280
Speaker 1: what you've done. You've already worked it out your way,

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01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,120
Speaker 1: and what you're talking about, whether he could you don't care?

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01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 1: Why are you questioning your your husband in this letter

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01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 1: at all? With everything in this letter, you're first of

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01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 1: all your husband ain't did nothing wrong. He at work,

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01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:05,320
Speaker 1: he stretched out, he tried to get the finances back

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01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:09,000
Speaker 1: in order. That's stressed. He got high blood. Now he

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01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:13,600
Speaker 1: taking medication. Now he can't perform. Now you haven't got

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01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:17,479
Speaker 1: you a man. Now y'all having sex in y'all's house,

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01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 1: in y'all's bed on Mondays and at a hotel on Thursday.

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01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:24,280
Speaker 1: And now you want to know if your husband would

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01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 1: want to do you. I'm telling you right now, lady,

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01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 1: you you're messing ryde with someone. You're you're on a

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01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:34,600
Speaker 1: dangerous ground. And this man who comes to your house

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01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 1: every Monday, What kind of fool is this? What man

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01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 1: in his right mind goes to another man's house gets

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01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:49,960
Speaker 1: naked in his house, in his bed. I don't understand

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01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,919
Speaker 1: the mentality of that. Both of y'all will mess round

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Speaker 1: and get hurt. I don't know aboudy to do that.

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Speaker 1: I don't all right, poster commas. Thank Steve on Today's

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Speaker 1: forty six minutes after Junior and sports Talk right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

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Speaker 1: before we get to Junior in Sports, we gotta say

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Speaker 1: quick happy birthday. Shout out to Anderson Pack. Anderson is

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Speaker 1: thirty six years old today. Speaking of Henderson pag, we

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Speaker 1: the info. That's gonna be great. I'm looking forward to

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Speaker 1: All Right, Okay, let's just talk about this because you

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01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:15,840
Speaker 1: know you said this before. The NFL is good at

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01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:21,120
Speaker 1: changing the narrative. They've mastered this man because they released

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01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:24,200
Speaker 1: a statement talking about inclusion and diversity, and they will

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Speaker 1: revisit some of the programs and policies and racism and

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01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 1: discrimination has no place in our game. Then turn right

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01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:37,240
Speaker 1: around and hire Doug Peterson for Jacksonville. I'll talk about

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Speaker 1: this is that they've changed the We're not even talking

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01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:43,519
Speaker 1: about black head coaches no more. They just made the

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Speaker 1: statement racism and discriminate has no place in our game.

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Speaker 1: Then turn around and hi Josh McDaniels for the Las

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Speaker 1: Vegas Very see this is this is what's so crazy

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Speaker 1: about this that they keep doing this. Now they're satisfy us,

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Speaker 1: They'll let us know that Brian Flores is a finalist

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Speaker 1: for the Texans. Do you know what, black head coaches

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01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 1: have always been a finalist. That's what they do. Man.

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Speaker 1: I just can't believe that because I guess, like you said,

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Speaker 1: these bnas don't want to be told what to do.

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Speaker 1: They're not going to be told what to do. These

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01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:24,639
Speaker 1: is thirty two rich white boys. They not fit to change.

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Speaker 1: If you had thirty two rich black boys, they're not

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Speaker 1: fit to be told what to do. I'm just telling you, man,

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Speaker 1: that they didn't get there letting people tell them what

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Speaker 1: to do. They have a different mindset. They're going to

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Speaker 1: milk this thing out. They're gonna end up giving Flores

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Speaker 1: a check. If anybody puts him in the NFL again,

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01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:48,240
Speaker 1: it'll be a miracle unless they all get together and say, okay,

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01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:50,639
Speaker 1: one of these jobs, that's kill Brian Floyd's this job.

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Speaker 1: But that's gonna look like a makeup because now I

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01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 1: ain't high and more black coaches. They just moved him

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01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:59,360
Speaker 1: from one team to the next. So we're not We're

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01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:02,400
Speaker 1: not gonna see a sudden hiring of black coaches in

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01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:07,040
Speaker 1: this league, not this year. You want no congratulations, mister

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Speaker 1: Mike McDaniel, head coach of the Miami Dolphins. Thank you you.

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Speaker 1: And you're coming up at the top of the hour.

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Speaker 1: Are you into the Winter Olympics? That all? We'll talk

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Speaker 1: about it right after this. Yep, you're listening Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, your beautiful wife Marjorie's in Aspen, Colorado.

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01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:30,200
Speaker 1: We've seen her on the Graham just kicking it. She's

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01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:33,880
Speaker 1: on a beautiful winter getaway. I mean, we get to

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Speaker 1: see the view, the mountains, the snow. Her pictures on

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01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:40,719
Speaker 1: ig Fun Fun looks like she's having a great time.

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Speaker 1: And uh, I gotta say, since we're talking about winter

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Speaker 1: and snow, and all of that. The Olympics, the Winter

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Speaker 1: Olympics are in Beijing. Are you catching any of it?

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Speaker 1: Are you watching it? Yeah? I watch it all the time.

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Speaker 1: No really, man, I watched curling, curling, I watch John slalom,

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01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:05,000
Speaker 1: I watch the the Little Bumpie slid with the Moguls Moguls.

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Speaker 1: I watched that. We got a silver medal in Moguls. Oh,

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Speaker 1: we haven't had a silver. We haven't medaled in that

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Speaker 1: since two thousand and eight or something like that. Oh

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Speaker 1: we got out, Oh we got another metal of MICHAELA

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Speaker 1: Schiffer failed on the downhill slalom, so she up now

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Speaker 1: for just femost shots. She had foe shots at the medal.

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Speaker 1: She skied out on her first run, failed around around

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Speaker 1: the fourth gate. So she ain't gonna be able to

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Speaker 1: finish it. Yeah, so we ain't gonna happen with her. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: I watched this man and white board from Canada won

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Speaker 1: the Giant Air. The white board from Canada. What you think?

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01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:47,920
Speaker 1: He don't have his name. He's a white boy from Canada.

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Speaker 1: If I had his name, you don't knowing me a snowboarder. Hell,

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01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:53,840
Speaker 1: ain't Nike, nobody we know hit the white boy from

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Speaker 1: Canada on the snowboard won the Giant Air on a

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Speaker 1: snowboarding he won. But then we got out the white

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01:12:02,439 --> 01:12:06,080
Speaker 1: boy we got from Wyoming. He gonna be depending. You

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01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:09,799
Speaker 1: don't know him either. He gonna be defended his title

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01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:12,679
Speaker 1: for goal. So we're hoping that he wins and everything

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01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,760
Speaker 1: right here curling, the United States curling team is just

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01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:21,400
Speaker 1: falling the f apart because they can't curl better than

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01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:26,760
Speaker 1: no damn by throwing their damn this where they won't

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01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:29,560
Speaker 1: to They can't control of stone. They ain't ever the

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01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:33,439
Speaker 1: closest one to the circle, squeeening everybody whipping their ass

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Speaker 1: and curling. I don't even know why they send the

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Speaker 1: team down now. They might well seeing meat out Now

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Speaker 1: to curling. You got at least I know how to sweep. Yeah,

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01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:43,840
Speaker 1: I know how to sweep the stuff right here, if

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Speaker 1: you really want to do that, you grew racism could

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Speaker 1: have played into curling easy, You know your racism in

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01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:56,160
Speaker 1: this country and everything else, and play on some stereotypes.

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Speaker 1: We might can get a meddling curling if you just

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Speaker 1: let us teach us how to throw the stone. The

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Speaker 1: rest of the stuff we got, I'm know how to

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Speaker 1: holler all that Claire, see that little that little brush,

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Speaker 1: little brush clears the ice. You can change the direction

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Speaker 1: of the stone. You throw up to three meters up

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Speaker 1: to a full meter direction, which is three feet if

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Speaker 1: you brush it in the right direction. Brushing speeds up

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01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:30,120
Speaker 1: the stone and causes the stone to girl going to

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Speaker 1: the right because the brushing takes the water beads off

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01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:37,040
Speaker 1: the ice, which makes the stone glide in that direction

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01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:39,760
Speaker 1: more sore than the other direction. Oh, I know all

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Speaker 1: of this go ahead because you're the winner. You're watches Hill,

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Speaker 1: watches him that some stuff miracle we just not in. Now.

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Speaker 1: The women's hockey team is gonna be playing against Canada tonight,

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Speaker 1: and the big game is tonight because they're the only

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Speaker 1: undefeated teams in the Winter Olympics. And the and the

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Speaker 1: gold medal goals either to Canada or the US women's

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01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:08,040
Speaker 1: every damn year. All these white girls cold, all of

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01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:11,760
Speaker 1: the hold run your ass into the board, slap you

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Speaker 1: all this hill. But we got the white dude out

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Speaker 1: of Canada. But the white got white boy from Wyoming

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Speaker 1: and the white girls. That's who we got. It's went

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Speaker 1: to Olympics. Now we got one African American who's from Ghana.

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Speaker 1: She's on the short track for speed skating in the

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Speaker 1: five hundred. She has a race yet, but we're pulling

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Speaker 1: for her. That's sister Cole. She cold, she got a

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Speaker 1: chance for gold. But but but but she got to

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01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:42,960
Speaker 1: push their ass back because last time she got pushed

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Speaker 1: in the last Olympics, she didn't know how handled. But

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Speaker 1: now she in that pushing their add back now. So

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Speaker 1: we're looking for that for the sister to come up

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Speaker 1: with the gold in the five hundred short track skating.

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Speaker 1: We're not in the fifteen hundred. That's too far. That's

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Speaker 1: three and a half knots around the long trust and

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Speaker 1: that's just two. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show and we'll do some would you rather right

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Speaker 1: after this? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: In trending Super Bowl news, the Cincinnati Bengals are the

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Speaker 1: home team at Super Bowl fifty six in LA which

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Speaker 1: is weird, right how it's weird anyway, The Bengals were

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Speaker 1: given first pick on which uniform to wear, and they

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Speaker 1: chose their black and orange jerseys instead of their white

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Speaker 1: and the La Rams will be wearing their white jerseys.

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Speaker 1: Also more Super Bowl news, you should root for Super

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Speaker 1: Bowl fifty six to head into overtime on Sunday. Buffalo

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Speaker 1: Wild Wings says that if that happens, everyone in the

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Speaker 1: US can get six free boneless or traditional wings at

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Speaker 1: their locations on February twenty eighth from four to seven

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Speaker 1: pm local time, and fans don't even have to buy

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Speaker 1: anything to get that deal. WoT hoped is ends in regulation.

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Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be able to counter people down there,

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Speaker 1: ro man, you right close. You had to close somebody

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Speaker 1: wings shouts down. It's gonna look like vote out there.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be long wings and got high too. What

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01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:20,200
Speaker 1: the wings are high? The wings are high. Now, all

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01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 1: they're gonna say is day out. Ran out to say

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Speaker 1: one more wing? No, they got a limit on it.

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Speaker 1: It's just a good day out, that's all it is.

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Speaker 1: Supplying the man. Huh, what could you do instead of wings? Figs?

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Speaker 1: Rick ross? Do ye legs size to me? I'm like

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01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:48,439
Speaker 1: my own. All right, we'll be back and we'll do

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Speaker 1: a round. Would you rather a thirty three minutes after

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01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:55,200
Speaker 1: the hour? Right after this, you're listening to say morning

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01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:58,800
Speaker 1: show time now for a round of would you rather

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01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:05,759
Speaker 1: would you rather mentally or physically never age never age?

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01:17:06,439 --> 01:17:10,760
Speaker 1: Would you rather mentally never age or physically never Well, well,

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Speaker 1: what depends on from where you're talking about. I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: for like right now, if I could just physically not

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Speaker 1: age anymore, I would take physically I want to mentally age.

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Speaker 1: That's cool because I'm playing on knowing more. Yeah, Tommy,

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01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:33,240
Speaker 1: you might want to go with you don't answer my answer,

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01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,120
Speaker 1: I don't answer, or you might want to go with me,

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01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:42,800
Speaker 1: though I'd rather not answer answer your own. We might

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01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:47,000
Speaker 1: try to see if maybe it's a couple more witches somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Half goodness, what I say to say, that's when you

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01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:02,439
Speaker 1: out picking up two three inches? So where he got

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Speaker 1: to take that? He got to take that shot, it

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01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:14,280
Speaker 1: would be it would be physically shyly I'm going. I'm

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Speaker 1: going mentally mentally, I'm not doing well with the body

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01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:25,800
Speaker 1: I got. I'm just gonna go with b. Well you're

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01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:32,599
Speaker 1: working out, junior, Yeah, yeah, it ain't changing it. Man,

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01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:34,800
Speaker 1: you want to know something? Man, he got a point. Man,

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01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:38,719
Speaker 1: I'm working out eating right, it just ain't dropping fast

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Speaker 1: enough for me. I don't even know what the hell

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01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:45,960
Speaker 1: it is. I'm sick of them them prepared meals. That's

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01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,640
Speaker 1: what's driving me crazy. Man, Well didn't you send the

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01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:54,920
Speaker 1: pitch out of you got your high school jacket on? Well,

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01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,080
Speaker 1: but see right there? Or who got that jack? Who

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01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:59,120
Speaker 1: wear that jacket? That don't say much, right, it ain't

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01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:01,360
Speaker 1: nothing more wearing. I can't wear nothing I wore with

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01:19:01,479 --> 01:19:09,519
Speaker 1: high school draws, jacket, strap, shoes, sock. I cain't wear nothing.

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01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:13,479
Speaker 1: I waited one hundred and forty seven pounds. I can't

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01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:17,240
Speaker 1: wear nothing I had on in high school. I don't

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01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:20,560
Speaker 1: even want to. I mean the change you go in

1290
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:23,479
Speaker 1: high school? Can you wear in the what the change

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01:19:23,479 --> 01:19:25,280
Speaker 1: around your neck? And you wear to change your head

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01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:30,479
Speaker 1: and hand them money for no damn change change. I

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01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:38,200
Speaker 1: had a handbone, a handbone, can't jewelry dog. I didn't

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Speaker 1: even have a watch man, I swear to god, I swear,

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01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:45,000
Speaker 1: I swear to god. I didn't. I didn't even have

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Speaker 1: a watch dog. I didn't have a Yeah, man, everything

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01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:52,040
Speaker 1: I couldn't do. I can't have a car. I couldn't

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01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:55,200
Speaker 1: have no watch. I got watches in cars. All right.

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01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:58,320
Speaker 1: Well that's it for this round of would you rather?

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01:19:58,479 --> 01:20:01,200
Speaker 1: Coming up at forty nine, it's after the hour. It

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01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:02,840
Speaker 1: is our last break of the day, and we'll have

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01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:06,280
Speaker 1: some closing remarks from the one and only Judge Steve

1303
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:11,000
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:14,120
Speaker 1: Here we are, guys, our last break of the day.

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01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:20,320
Speaker 1: It's been a good day as always. Good yeah, man,

1306
01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:23,360
Speaker 1: ready to go out and the tack the world right

1307
01:20:23,439 --> 01:20:26,280
Speaker 1: after this. You know we've already done a full day's

1308
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:33,400
Speaker 1: work though, so we have he rich, Let me ask you,

1309
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:37,400
Speaker 1: let me ask you this, Hey, well, how much is stamps?

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01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:43,160
Speaker 1: Right now? Things? Rich people don't know, right? Stamps? Yeah,

1311
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:44,960
Speaker 1: you know, when you gotta mail some stuff off, you

1312
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:49,800
Speaker 1: gotta go down to the stamps. You don't wait, wait

1313
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:52,040
Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute. When I go down where

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01:20:52,720 --> 01:20:55,759
Speaker 1: to the post office? That's where we go. We stood

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01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:59,800
Speaker 1: in the headline here and a long it's been. It's been. Well,

1316
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:06,840
Speaker 1: don't take something. Last time I was in the post

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01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:14,160
Speaker 1: office's probably about ninety five ninety seven. What is I'm

1318
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:17,360
Speaker 1: down there for? What I'm down there doing? Getting my

1319
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:24,240
Speaker 1: mail mailing off? Okay, I'm going down there taking your

1320
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:27,280
Speaker 1: stuff to mail off to? Okay, what else I don't

1321
01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:29,240
Speaker 1: I don't know, numb about no post I ain't been down.

1322
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:33,880
Speaker 1: When when last time you change the air filters at

1323
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:36,400
Speaker 1: the high You know the last time I changed the

1324
01:21:36,439 --> 01:21:38,519
Speaker 1: air filter? You know where they Hell no, I don't

1325
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:49,360
Speaker 1: know where they here. I'm so unaware of that. I

1326
01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:52,000
Speaker 1: know I know how to cut all the air in

1327
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:54,800
Speaker 1: all the rooms in the house. Got an iPad that

1328
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:57,280
Speaker 1: do that, And I know when it come on because

1329
01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:59,479
Speaker 1: the little orange flame come up and let me know

1330
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:02,680
Speaker 1: that it's own. And that's it. I don't really know

1331
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 1: who you got an iPad for that? So you don't

1332
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:09,040
Speaker 1: touch the thermostat yourself on the wall. You have an

1333
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:16,800
Speaker 1: iPad smart home. We don't have thermostats on the wall, right,

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01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:24,320
Speaker 1: all right? Yeah, I'm telling you man, what else you

1335
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:27,400
Speaker 1: got because I just want to know because I had

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01:22:27,439 --> 01:22:28,600
Speaker 1: to do this the other day. But when of that

1337
01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:30,799
Speaker 1: time you roll your winder down and ask somebody for direction?

1338
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:36,640
Speaker 1: Roll roll my winder down? Yeah, and ask somebody, Hey,

1339
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:39,840
Speaker 1: hey man, how you get to you? I don't know.

1340
01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:42,800
Speaker 1: You have to ask. You have to ask. You have

1341
01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:46,519
Speaker 1: to ask a driver. I just go get in the car.

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01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:51,800
Speaker 1: I go to work, I go to golf stove. I

1343
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:53,880
Speaker 1: just go get in the car. Dog. If you don't

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01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:55,400
Speaker 1: know the way. You probably need to tell me that

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01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:57,479
Speaker 1: before our getting the car. But if I get in

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01:22:57,520 --> 01:23:00,960
Speaker 1: the car, assuming you know where we're going, I ain't.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got to look up a none of that.

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Speaker 1: I'm on my phone. Okay, Steve, this one, this is

1349
01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:10,519
Speaker 1: just for kicks and giggles. I know you don't know

1350
01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:12,400
Speaker 1: the answer to this movie. But when's the last time

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01:23:12,439 --> 01:23:15,360
Speaker 1: you need a little extra cash? And you went to

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01:23:15,439 --> 01:23:27,560
Speaker 1: the ATM and do you know your PAN number? So

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01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,960
Speaker 1: I was paying. I was at the golf store one time, right,

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01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:35,639
Speaker 1: and like, I ain't done none of this. Everything has changed.

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01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:40,680
Speaker 1: So the lady rings my stuff up and we're just

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01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:44,320
Speaker 1: standing there. So I'm with Cliff, and so she says,

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01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,800
Speaker 1: go ahead, make your payment. So I reach in my

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01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:50,320
Speaker 1: pocket and I handed my credit card. She said, no,

1359
01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:54,599
Speaker 1: just slide it in the slot. Now, I'm I'm really

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01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:56,479
Speaker 1: I really haven't been in the store, so I had

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01:23:56,640 --> 01:23:58,800
Speaker 1: figured out. So the lady said, nona, turn it the

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01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:01,240
Speaker 1: other way. So I turn it and I push it

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Speaker 1: in and then I took it right back out. She says, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you have to leave it in. I'm okay, what is

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01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:10,960
Speaker 1: this about? So it left it in there and then

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Speaker 1: it processed the receipt. Right now, I'm waiting to sign something.

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Speaker 1: They don't do that no more. No when did they

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Speaker 1: stop that? She just tore it off her hand to

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Speaker 1: me and said, have nice day, mister Harvey. I'm just

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01:24:28,120 --> 01:24:30,599
Speaker 1: looking at her, and I said, okay, now, I don't

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Speaker 1: want you to lose your little job and everything. I said, sister,

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Speaker 1: hold on now where you wanted to sign? Because you

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01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:39,080
Speaker 1: throw this receiving the bag, I'm out of here. With

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Speaker 1: all this free stuff, You're gonna mesh your damn job. Yeah,

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01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:46,880
Speaker 1: I don't need it like that now. You know, forty

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01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,120
Speaker 1: years ago I to walk right up out of hill

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01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:52,960
Speaker 1: and drove off fast as I could. But I don't

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01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,840
Speaker 1: want you to lose. And so I discovered that they

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01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:59,439
Speaker 1: don't do that normal. What else you got an atm

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01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:01,680
Speaker 1: Penmans and Pinning? Um, I don't even know what you're

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01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:05,400
Speaker 1: talking about. I don't know what about? What if I

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01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:07,960
Speaker 1: pumping your own gas? Have done that in a while.

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Speaker 1: I ain't even visited Sully. I haven't even been to

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01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:19,040
Speaker 1: the gas station. You haven't been drivers, huh? Even you

1385
01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:21,200
Speaker 1: know they got TVs at the pump that be talking

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01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:32,679
Speaker 1: and stuff. You know that talking about what the gas

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01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:37,240
Speaker 1: pumps in the same in news, like, tell me a

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01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:43,720
Speaker 1: gas station has got that on it, a shamroun all

1389
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Speaker 1: of them. Wow, I gotta go check that out. You

1390
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:49,760
Speaker 1: know they got TVs and you're going to check it out.

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01:25:50,160 --> 01:25:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go see that pull around then let me

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01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:55,920
Speaker 1: see this TV. I didn't know that. I really didn't

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Speaker 1: in the camp too. Yeah, yeah, I seen that. I've

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Speaker 1: seen murder. Well, you know, you go to New York,

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01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:05,120
Speaker 1: I don't give a damn who you are. Yeah, it's

1396
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:08,120
Speaker 1: gonna get in the cab in here. Yeah, I've seen

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01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:10,800
Speaker 1: that in New York that I do that right there.

1398
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:13,760
Speaker 1: But it's just during the daytime. Have you gone to

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01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:17,400
Speaker 1: the restaurant and you know, put your order in restaurant

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01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:21,519
Speaker 1: or anything digitally? You know, Oh you're talking about They

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01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:23,200
Speaker 1: don't give you no hard me. Now make them bring

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01:26:23,280 --> 01:26:24,680
Speaker 1: me a hard man ya. I don't care if it

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01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:28,720
Speaker 1: is COVID. Yeah, I'm not gonna do this here. I

1404
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:31,200
Speaker 1: need a hard menia. They usually bring me a hard

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01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:33,200
Speaker 1: right away, mister time, Because do you know where the

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01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:44,160
Speaker 1: QR code is to be continued for all Steve every contests,

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