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Speaker 1: The only way to beat a conspiracy theorist is to

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Speaker 1: come back at them with an even more outrageous conspiracy.

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Speaker 1: They say the moon landing was faked. You say, wait,

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Speaker 1: you actually believe in the moon, And this.

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Speaker 2: Group of hardcore moon deniers.

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Speaker 1: Is going to tell you the truth of what's really

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Speaker 1: going on in our lives.

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Speaker 2: For What's on your Mind? Starting with Brook Brook, what's

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Speaker 2: on your mind?

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Speaker 3: Oh man, my sweet husband.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Michael got his dream car.

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Speaker 2: What you already bought him a pickup truck, truck. We

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Speaker 2: sold the truck.

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Speaker 4: It turned out not to be his dream his new

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Speaker 4: dream car. Okay, I hate it, absolutely hate it because.

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Speaker 2: You guys, because it's your husband's dream. Yeah he's happy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a minivan.

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Speaker 3: No, I switch teams on on your side.

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Speaker 4: He has dreamed of a minivan for you, Like even

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Speaker 4: before we had kids.

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Speaker 2: He was trying to get me on the minivan train.

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Speaker 2: And so I finally caved and I'm like, okay, it

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Speaker 2: makes sense. We have two kids.

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Speaker 4: We were driving it home and he just kept turning

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Speaker 4: to me.

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Speaker 2: With this huge goofy grin on his face, and he's like,

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Speaker 2: do you love it? Do you love it? And I'm

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Speaker 2: just I'm like, I like, it doesn't have the TV, no.

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Speaker 4: And it's not as comfortable as everyone says. And he

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Speaker 4: even made me try out every single seat. There's seven

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Speaker 4: different seats and every one I'm like, I still am

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Speaker 4: not on this train.

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Speaker 2: So what's your plan to like destroy this face secret?

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Speaker 4: It's like, if you see it on Facebook marketplace, make me.

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Speaker 2: A good offer, okay, and we're just gonna tell him

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Speaker 2: it got stolen. I mean, it is that safe.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I could help with a hit and run.

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Speaker 2: This is such a beast. It's gonna.

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Speaker 5: Well. I was in Arizona recently and I'm shopping. I'm

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Speaker 5: at the store with my nephew and my dad and

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Speaker 5: we're all done, so I tell my dad, Hey, I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna go grab Starbucks, and my nephew asked if he

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Speaker 5: could join.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, of course.

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Speaker 5: We get to the counter and I tell the lady

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Speaker 5: my order, and afterwards I casually jokingly jokingly say that's

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Speaker 5: my order and whatever this kid wants, right, kid to

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Speaker 5: my nephew and she says random kid, and I'm like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I just found him in the store.

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Speaker 2: Obviously a joke, right, I'm a comedian a.

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Speaker 4: Joke a lotphe related.

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Speaker 5: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: He's very shy, unlike me. So he's quiet, he's giving

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Speaker 2: her terrified eyes something like eleven. He's just like standing there, right,

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Speaker 2: and so he doesn't laugh, he doesn't say anything, and

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Speaker 2: he seems nervous. So he goes, can I get.

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Speaker 5: A vanilla bean prappuccino? And so she's like sure, and

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Speaker 5: so she's making them.

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Speaker 2: She's like, did you say help me? I know, I know,

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Speaker 2: and looking back, this is awful.

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Speaker 5: So she's making the drinks and I'm just standing there

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Speaker 5: on my phone and she's trying to make conversation and

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Speaker 5: she's she goes, so do you really buy random kids drinks?

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Speaker 5: Like she's going back to there she thinks, I'm literally like,

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Speaker 5: you know, charitable or I'm creepy. And I'm like I'm like,

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Speaker 5: oh my god, no, no, no, this is my nephew,

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Speaker 5: Like I know this kid. And again he's like.

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Speaker 2: Shy, he's like yeah.

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Speaker 5: So it's just an awkward situation. So we get our coffee,

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Speaker 5: we leave, and I'm like walking, I look back and

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Speaker 5: she's like kind of looking at us, and I'm I

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Speaker 5: really hope nothing comes of this.

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Speaker 2: And now your picture is up in that store, but

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Speaker 2: not for the reason that she.

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Speaker 5: Will not allowed back in Arizona.

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Speaker 2: Alexa's what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 3: So I was in New York City over the weekend

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Speaker 3: and out at night. I thought I would just like

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Speaker 3: peruse the dating apps a little, see the options.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And so I say, this guy six five Aussie

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Speaker 3: went to Harvard.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: I started messaging him, and he's like, hey, meet me

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Speaker 3: at this sushi place with go to this bar. After

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Speaker 3: I look him up there like the five money signs,

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Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, we're going, We're going fancies.

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Speaker 1: Most places only have four dollars signs as the mass,

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Speaker 1: but this one is fine.

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Speaker 2: Whatever it was. I even know the max signs whatever

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Speaker 2: really expensive to me. Okay, I love.

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Speaker 3: I'm like all right, but I'm playing hard to get.

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Speaker 3: So I'm just messaging all night, like back and forth.

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Speaker 2: You know, Oh, you didn't meet him at the sushi place,

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Speaker 2: not yet.

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Speaker 3: So I'm with this group of girls and I'm showing

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Speaker 3: them at and I'm like looking him, like, guys, look

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Speaker 3: at this guy I might meet up with. Okay, they

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Speaker 3: look and they go, this is a catfish Alexis.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, Okay, I start to look.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it makes sense, getting it's too going to

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Speaker 4: be true six five Harvard.

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Speaker 3: And then when I noticed the link to a like

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Speaker 3: puppy rescue donation in his bio, and I look and

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Speaker 3: I see his instanname is like Conrad NYC And I'm like, well,

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Speaker 3: that's weird, little man.

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Speaker 2: I look him up. I can't find him on LinkedIn.

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Speaker 2: I can't find him on Facebook.

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Speaker 3: I can't find him on Google.

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Speaker 2: Some people like privacy. I don't see the problem. Munday

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Speaker 2: the perfect man.

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Speaker 4: Google searched what basic girls want?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well for it?

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Speaker 1: For it?

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Speaker 2: I almost well, I kind of did.

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Speaker 3: I didn't meet up with them, but I basically fell

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Speaker 3: for a catfish. One person. We still wonders if he's real,

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Speaker 3: in which I will be very.

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Speaker 1: Normal.

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Speaker 2: It was a close call. Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: If you didn't know, my living situation is not the best.

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Speaker 1: I'm in this old two bedroom house out in the

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Speaker 1: Sticks that I've been renting for a few years.

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Speaker 2: The landlord has not necessarily.

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Speaker 1: Been speedy with fixing things or getting back to me

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Speaker 1: regarding any issues that come up. Since I've lived there,

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Speaker 1: I've had basement flooding, live ants falling from the ceilings,

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Speaker 1: not to mention a limited amount.

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Speaker 2: Of hot water I'm allowed per day.

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Speaker 1: No way, don't get me started, because apparently there's a

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Speaker 1: water leak and the owners won't fix it. So the

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Speaker 1: utility company says, well, now you're only allowed a certain

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Speaker 1: amount of hot water. But the latest thing, new problem unlocked. Recently,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the shower enjoying my ninety second allotment of

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Speaker 1: hot water, and suddenly I feel this ice cold jolt

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Speaker 1: go down my back. So I'm looking around confused, and

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Speaker 1: then I look up. Turns out the roof directly above

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Speaker 1: my shower is leaking, dripping cold rain water right onto

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Speaker 1: the spot where I would stand in my hot shower.

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Speaker 2: Bad.

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Speaker 4: How convenient that the water's follied into a drain I need? Honestly,

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Speaker 4: if you're gonna look on the positive, no fucket even needed.

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Speaker 5: And if you sure the drain by the time you

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Speaker 5: go home from work today, you got a bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah wow, Yeah, so I already know no way the

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Speaker 2: owner is gonna fix that.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 1: Insects and animals basically run my house more than I do,

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Speaker 1: so at this point I just need to find.

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Speaker 2: Something else if it has a back seat that you

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Speaker 2: can lay down.

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Speaker 1: The back seat is rumy, all right, But my rapidly

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Speaker 1: declining living situation, that's what's on my mind. Text in

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Speaker 1: seventy five nine two tell us what's been on yours?

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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,