Speaker 1: Hello, No, can let me hear you make some noise? Damn.
Speaker 2: The people came out tonight, they showed up.
Speaker 3: Okay, first of all, I'm fucking freezing, But isn't my
Speaker 3: outfit cute?
Speaker 1: Show them shut off?
Speaker 3: Okay, Damn, I'm serving. I'm serving my Sunday's best.
Speaker 2: And you're here.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of I'm kind of just doing my own thing.
Speaker 1: I got the Happy nine nine sweater. You really excited
Speaker 1: about this?
Speaker 3: Just got it last night, Happy nine nine, Nat and
Speaker 3: Dom the shoutout.
Speaker 1: Shout out Nat and Dom for letting us use the rooftop.
Speaker 3: Because that's how y'all are getting this beautiful view of
Speaker 3: us in the Empire save.
Speaker 1: By the skyline. You got a city. We bought a city.
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Speaker 1: That's a lot of city.
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Speaker 2: Here with us.
Speaker 3: We're literally fucking freezing because for some reason in the
Speaker 3: past like forty eight hours it got like deftly cold
Speaker 3: in the city and like for some reason, as if
Speaker 3: we're not going into November.
Speaker 1: But it's like becoming winter.
Speaker 3: Which I think also brings us into the first topic,
Speaker 3: which is things that are fucking embare saying that shouldn't
Speaker 3: be embarrassing, and being cold.
Speaker 1: Is one of those, like like shivering being cold, like
Speaker 1: like I think, I think what it is is just
Speaker 1: like normal human ship that every human experiences that shouldn't
Speaker 1: be embarrassing. Is it is?
Speaker 2: It is?
Speaker 1: It is what I'm saying, like being cold, like why
Speaker 1: are you? Like why as a man or you you
Speaker 1: know what it is?
Speaker 3: It is, like I think as someone who didn't grow
Speaker 3: up in cold places, like there are certain people who
Speaker 3: know how to like layer up and get the proper
Speaker 3: things for that. But I remember when I first started
Speaker 3: coming to New York last year, and all my friends
Speaker 3: would take me to the story, but they'd be like, Okay,
Speaker 3: you need like a heat tech and like a thermal,
Speaker 3: and then you need a down.
Speaker 1: And then you need to we need a shell, then
Speaker 1: you need a rain coat. Then you need a puffer.
Speaker 1: Don't forget the puffer.
Speaker 2: Big black puffer.
Speaker 1: You can't forget the puffy.
Speaker 2: It's fucking embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Like I don't want to have to go to the
Speaker 3: store and buy this ship, Like I just want to
Speaker 3: be I want to be able to wear my sleigh
Speaker 3: fit and look cute, like I don't want to be
Speaker 3: layered up, like I need my tits to show. How
Speaker 3: are people going to respect me if my boob'salking out?
Speaker 3: Like that's my thing is like in the winter, how
Speaker 3: do how do you all like.
Speaker 1: Get if you stank in the cold, you're a dangerous motherfucker.
Speaker 1: You're a dangerous motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Look he's stinking the cold because like, for some reason,
Speaker 3: the cold makes me like sweat.
Speaker 2: I know, I get like the cold sweats.
Speaker 1: We know. Oh.
Speaker 3: Another thing that's really embarrassing to me is like running slash,
Speaker 3: like exercising in front of your crush, Like I.
Speaker 1: Mean, it must be hard, like every time we work out,
Speaker 1: like for you, especially like working out in front of
Speaker 1: me literally must be so embarrassing. I promise it's not
Speaker 1: that big of a deal.
Speaker 2: No, I don't have a crush on you anymore.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that TikTok's someone made at it that
Speaker 3: Drew can't watch. I watched it because I'm so self
Speaker 3: absorbed that I'm like, wait, that's how I look at
Speaker 3: people when I like them, No wonder, no legitimate.
Speaker 1: I saw that fucking clip, Like my arms went numb
Speaker 1: and like my brain immediately like hardwire reset, and I
Speaker 1: like I genuinely could not finish the fucking video, like
Speaker 1: it was actually like repulsive. I got like I'm not
Speaker 1: kidding three seconds in, like I could not do it.
Speaker 1: But I think that's just also is like that's another
Speaker 1: thing that's fucking embarrassing, like yourself two years ago, Like
Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, I'm like, what were you doing, bro, Like,
Speaker 1: what were you doing? Like get alive me last night?
Speaker 2: I'm like, come on, get a grip, Like that's actually.
Speaker 1: Everyone I'm embarrassed at myself like two days ago, two
Speaker 1: hours ago. Well one of my embarrassing things. Just moving
Speaker 1: on from that one is. I think walking down a
Speaker 1: hill or a slight decline is embarrassing as hell, Like.
Speaker 2: No, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Actually I was walking down in these shoes and I
Speaker 3: fucking busted my ass going.
Speaker 2: Down an incline, and I thought I was killing I was.
Speaker 3: Like like digging my heels in so I like have
Speaker 3: like grounding and I just like like slipped.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing, like you're shaking your ash, you're
Speaker 1: moving your hips a little bit, like.
Speaker 2: It is for men. It is a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's a little fruity as a man. Why are you
Speaker 1: walking down a hill?
Speaker 3: You guys start walking on all fours like an animal,
Speaker 3: like you're scared. Also, if you're like watching and you're like,
Speaker 3: why the fuck would they do this at this time
Speaker 3: of day, it looks like it's like it's night time.
Speaker 3: We thought we thought we would be cute and get
Speaker 3: like a cool sunset, but.
Speaker 1: It's literally the sunset is setting over there. It's the
Speaker 1: most cloudy I've ever seen. Actually it's not at all,
Speaker 1: not the most over but also.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as giving a weather forecast, we're like, it's the
Speaker 3: most cloudy on that side.
Speaker 2: It's looking very Cloudy. I just know my city, Like
Speaker 2: this is kind of my city.
Speaker 1: It has become your city. But yeah, we just wanted
Speaker 1: to give you a nice little skyline view, a little
Speaker 1: pretty view.
Speaker 3: Fuck there was Oh, being drunk to me is really embarrassing. Also,
Speaker 3: like I do it to myself, but.
Speaker 1: Like it it's not embarrassing in the moment, it's embarrassing
Speaker 1: the next day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the next day, I'm like, that's really embarrassing. And
Speaker 3: I don't even have to do anything necessarily embarrassing. I'm
Speaker 3: just like no, like I was, no, I was like brave.
Speaker 1: Like another clip is you like like I'm not taking
Speaker 1: him to the hospital. No, Okay.
Speaker 3: I was starting to kai about this in the elevator.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is when being drunk is embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Is when I to the point of drunk that I'm
Speaker 3: like slurring, which.
Speaker 2: It takes a lot of alcohol for me. I like
Speaker 2: to think that.
Speaker 3: But I think even last night at one point I
Speaker 3: did sound very drunk because we ate at like six.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were like at the bar, you were like, okay,
Speaker 1: like should I get one more drink? But because if
Speaker 1: I have one more drink, I'll be slurring my words
Speaker 1: a little bit, and I was like, literally run that.
Speaker 3: Ship because and I knew it because we had dinner
Speaker 3: at like six and by this time it was like
Speaker 3: one am, and I knew I needed food and there
Speaker 3: was no more food for my like alcohol and land on.
Speaker 3: So after that one drink we had when we got there,
Speaker 3: I really felt drunk already, but I was like, we're
Speaker 3: gonna be here for a while, like I might as
Speaker 3: well keep going.
Speaker 2: That's the That's the thing about me.
Speaker 1: And a drink is I'm going to going to have
Speaker 1: the drinks.
Speaker 2: Really going to have.
Speaker 3: I do not give me a debit card and expect
Speaker 3: me not to buy a drink after a drink, after.
Speaker 1: You want to drink, I'll get to drinks. No me
Speaker 1: buying a drink shot last night and not even getting
Speaker 1: a single thank you, Like, I won't ever forget that.
Speaker 2: I always say, think, oh, I say thank you my
Speaker 2: own ways. Yeah exactly, I think.
Speaker 1: With my other hocing off of that, another embarrassing trait
Speaker 1: I have written down is the club. Like the club
Speaker 1: is just embarrassing.
Speaker 3: I know it is probably we're too young to have
Speaker 3: gone to a club yet.
Speaker 2: Girl. It is not euphoria. It is not euphoria.
Speaker 1: It is literally it's like a whole bunch of like
Speaker 1: standing around, like watching people stand around be awkward, and
Speaker 1: then like I feed off of other people's energy around me,
Speaker 1: and like if there's a thousand people around me standing
Speaker 1: still like in I don't know, it's just like it's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't get it. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: But I have fun regardless.
Speaker 3: No, it's like fun, but like it because I think
Speaker 3: we're little not to be like we're so self aware,
Speaker 3: but I think we are a little too self aware
Speaker 3: about like our bodily movements. And something about dancing is
Speaker 3: embarrassing sometimes, like now, and I like going to a
Speaker 3: club and dancing, but I get embarrassed, especially when I'm
Speaker 3: around men and I see them dancing. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: you should like go sit down, like yeah, you need
Speaker 3: to make space for the girls, like you're taking up this.
Speaker 1: Literally, and that one person like like it felt like
Speaker 1: they were like in a competition or like trying to
Speaker 1: show off, Like it's very similar to how we act.
Speaker 1: And like that this one person had her had their
Speaker 1: like swinging around and like they were dancing right next
Speaker 1: to me and literally beat the ship out of my
Speaker 1: face with their fucking bag and I have like a
Speaker 1: cut across my lip bleeding. Yeah, my lip was bleeding.
Speaker 1: It was a nightmare. I took a shot with a
Speaker 1: bloody lip and it burnt the fuck out of it.
Speaker 1: But it healed it. Yeah, like I cleaned it out.
Speaker 3: Looking for your uber is so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: At the airport, it'd be like my car is here,
Speaker 2: but like.
Speaker 1: Where's the car.
Speaker 2: And then like having to do the head tip to
Speaker 2: look at the tag and.
Speaker 3: Like like knocking your head around and be like and
Speaker 3: then having to having to look at your phone and
Speaker 3: like verify the car and the tag and all that.
Speaker 3: It's like it's really embarrassing. It's really embarrassing. Like why
Speaker 3: didn't you drive here? Like I get you, I get.
Speaker 2: You drink, But why we need to normalize drinking and
Speaker 2: driving again?
Speaker 1: No, we do not need to normalize that.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: I don't condone that, obviously, I don't. I do it
Speaker 3: because I'm different, girl. What No, I don't I don't
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 1: I'm so scared. My chair is just gonna like inch
Speaker 1: back an inch and I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Fall gonna fall back, and we're gonna fall down.
Speaker 1: The word through the fucking wood floors that are already breaking.
Speaker 1: I have another one. Uh, eating is embarrassing, I think
Speaker 1: just like eating food or just in general, you know
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing, Like okay, like you have to eat sustenance
Speaker 1: to survive, to survive, Like that make that make sense?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Is it you yourself eating it or is it like
Speaker 3: other people and you eating is just embarrassing Because when
Speaker 3: I'm talking about this, I mean like even me looking
Speaker 3: for an uber or seeing someone else looking for an uber,
Speaker 3: no matter who's doing it, it's embarrassing. But there are
Speaker 3: certain things that it's only embarrassing when someone else does it.
Speaker 1: No, I just mean like as a collective, like like
Speaker 1: as the human race, like the fact that we all
Speaker 1: have to eat food is like embarrassing, like we should
Speaker 1: have evolved past that, like a long time ago, like
Speaker 1: we should have invent like a pill that you take
Speaker 1: in the morning, and like, yeah.
Speaker 2: I personally find it kind of endearing.
Speaker 3: Like I know, if I really like am into someone,
Speaker 3: if I like watching them eat, because that like if
Speaker 3: I like and watching someone enjoy the food, I'm like, stop,
Speaker 3: you're cute, you can eat.
Speaker 1: Me up, Like that next lot, I'm going to eat
Speaker 1: you out like that.
Speaker 2: What the fuck em? Yeah, it's actually so freezing.
Speaker 1: I know when you get cold in your hands start
Speaker 1: like shifting up and you can't like move them properly.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, trying to think what else.
Speaker 3: Cleaning your room is like embarrassing to do in front
Speaker 3: of someone, Like for some reason, that's embarrassing. Like if
Speaker 3: you like have someone staying over and then you wake
Speaker 3: up and you're like making your bed and stuff, that's embarrassing,
Speaker 3: Like they should only see it when it's like made
Speaker 3: kept or then they should leave after after the deeds
Speaker 3: are done.
Speaker 2: You feel me?
Speaker 1: The last one I have is using an umbrella.
Speaker 2: That is embarrassing.
Speaker 3: No, actually I would rather get wet than be using
Speaker 3: an umbrella, Like what are.
Speaker 1: You're also living more if you're getting wet by.
Speaker 3: The rain, Like, yeah, I don't believe the the good
Speaker 3: old legend of like, oh, don't get wet, You're gonna
Speaker 3: get a cold, Like know the fuck I won't.
Speaker 1: You don't know me, bitch, You absolutely know nothing about me.
Speaker 2: I'm actually built hella different.
Speaker 1: Like absolutely cold, absolutely.
Speaker 2: Never once gotten a cold after being in the rain.
Speaker 2: You just think you know what it is.
Speaker 3: They're fucking close smell like mildew, and I know if
Speaker 3: they get wet, it's gonna, like write the heat and
Speaker 3: the mildew smeller's gonna radiate out. What oh, this guy's
Speaker 3: looking pretty over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can't see it in the but yeah, like,
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I've never gotten a cold from
Speaker 1: being cold. I've only gotten a cold from being around
Speaker 1: sick motherfuckers who are evil and sick and twisted and
Speaker 1: don't know when to fucking stay home. Josiah, Josiah, Josiah
Speaker 1: Will Josiah will have a cold and not tell us
Speaker 1: until he gets there. And I'm like, dude, I don't
Speaker 1: know when I get a cold. I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is like this for everybody, But when I get
Speaker 1: a cold, like I get a cold, like my shit
Speaker 1: like fills up with snot like I have like the
Speaker 1: most intense pressure in my face, like it's actually painful,
Speaker 1: and like if I fly with colds, it feels like
Speaker 1: my teeth are gonna fall out.
Speaker 3: I personally don't get sick because, like I said, I am,
Speaker 3: I genuinely am built different.
Speaker 2: When you grow up with no health insurance. Your bones
Speaker 2: are just built a.
Speaker 1: Little different from the dirt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a little stronger. I don't get colds like that,
Speaker 3: Like nothing can kill me. And that's why I don't believe.
Speaker 2: In COVID either. Oh okay, I'm sorry. Oh this is
Speaker 2: like what can I say.
Speaker 3: I'm in New York and I'm being real and I'm
Speaker 3: saying things people don't want to hear, and I don't
Speaker 3: believe in COVID. You're your friendly I know, I'm in
Speaker 3: my friendly woodstick, whatever the fuck I want. When okay,
Speaker 3: I love you friendly woos. You will never see this,
Speaker 3: so it doesn't matter. But when that bitch is, when
Speaker 3: that bitch conks over, I'm taking her spot like no
Speaker 3: no one else could complain.
Speaker 2: Like I do publicly, Like yeah, no, that's my.
Speaker 1: Spot on the platform that you're gonna bring back. Complaining.
Speaker 3: Yeah, complaining needs to be normalized. It is so fucking fun. Like, bitch,
Speaker 3: I'd rather die. If you told me I had to
Speaker 3: like live a life where I only thought peaceful thoughts
Speaker 3: and like was optimistic, I would be like kill me,
Speaker 3: like I'm going to I know.
Speaker 1: That actually sounds like the final form, Like that sounds
Speaker 1: like the best life you can live, Like yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm saying having positive thoughts austic.
Speaker 2: Like what talking shit is so much fun?
Speaker 1: People.
Speaker 3: Someone had a TikTok the other day where I was like,
Speaker 3: I can't be friends with someone who talks shit, and
Speaker 3: then the girl was like, bitch, I can't be friends.
Speaker 1: With you, Like I can't be friends with someone who
Speaker 1: doesn't shit.
Speaker 3: If you're not talking shit, you're a fucking freak and
Speaker 3: you're a massakis behind closed doors and I can't kiss you.
Speaker 1: I used to not I used to not talk shit,
Speaker 1: and then I met you, and I became like a
Speaker 1: very hateful, angry person that talked a lot of shit and.
Speaker 2: Realized spread love when you can spread.
Speaker 1: Recently, I've been trying to get out of that shit
Speaker 1: talking phase, but it is so ingrained in my DNA
Speaker 1: at this point that like I can't go back, Like
Speaker 1: I'm genuinely I'm genuinely a ship talker now, and honestly
Speaker 1: I'm better for it. Like to me, it's weirder.
Speaker 3: I hate to kind of motherfucker who does it shit
Speaker 3: talk publicly like don't don't. People are like, oh no,
Speaker 3: I Like I don't want to say ship, like in
Speaker 3: front of people or like whatever. I don't know them,
Speaker 3: so I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Talk shit in front them. Bitch, Why what the fuck
Speaker 2: are you so scared of.
Speaker 1: Like speaking who you are?
Speaker 2: Do you shit? Having to take off this fucking up.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's another thing like i've you know, like online,
Speaker 1: Like there's this whole argument where like mind your own business,
Speaker 1: like mind your fucking business. I'm not minding my business,
Speaker 1: like absolutely not. Okay, here's I'm not minding my business.
Speaker 2: I'm a fucking.
Speaker 3: Hypocrite because I'm like, you mind your fucking business when
Speaker 3: it comes to fuck.
Speaker 2: Away from me. Don't ask me Ship, I don't want
Speaker 2: to talk to you. Fuck you. But why the fuck are.
Speaker 3: You posting on the internet if you don't want me
Speaker 3: to look and talk and talk shit.
Speaker 2: And ask you a question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm done. I mean I never minded my business.
Speaker 1: I thought that was a fad that the Internet went through.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like it's like part of the human
Speaker 1: condition to not mind your business, Like it's how gossip
Speaker 1: has always been around. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I actually I saw a video which might be just
Speaker 3: one of those things where I'm like I learned this
Speaker 3: from TikTok. But okay, why is there smoke coming from
Speaker 3: that building?
Speaker 1: I know I saw that. I think it's just letting
Speaker 1: off heat.
Speaker 3: But I saw on TikTok it was this thing that
Speaker 3: it was like, actually, wait, what.
Speaker 1: If we captured the second on video.
Speaker 3: A girl, we we'll just leap that out right then.
Speaker 2: That would be fucking crazy. Stop.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I saw a video that it was like
Speaker 3: gossiping was demonized by men in like ye Old and
Speaker 3: Haggarty times because they didn't like that woman were becoming
Speaker 3: like very emotionally interconnected and like casting judgment on the
Speaker 3: men around them, and like obviously men just don't have
Speaker 3: the same kind of like shit talking like because it's
Speaker 3: really it isn't shit talking, Like I'm.
Speaker 2: Getting to know my fucking girls and you're being nosy.
Speaker 1: No, it is true. I can't. I genuinely cannot hang
Speaker 1: like with the girls when y'all are shit talking, like
Speaker 1: when you and Oriyan are like talking y'all shit like,
Speaker 1: I genuinely like can't hang Like I can observe and
Speaker 1: be like a third party and be like yup, yup,
Speaker 1: but I can't like spit the shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you you can't like it really is just
Speaker 3: a different form of connecting with your girls. That's why
Speaker 3: when I meet someone who's too nice, I'm like, you're
Speaker 3: a fucking You're a.
Speaker 1: SCIA hiding something. You are a PSI hiding something hiding,
Speaker 1: You're a chameleon.
Speaker 2: You're someone that I need to start talking shit about.
Speaker 1: There are a few people in the world, like a
Speaker 1: very few amount of people in the world, that are
Speaker 1: just genuinely good people who don't have a mean bone
Speaker 1: in their body, never have, never will, And I that's
Speaker 1: what I was going through. I was like, I want
Speaker 1: to be one of those people. I want I want
Speaker 1: to be one of those people that like when they
Speaker 1: see me, they're like, that is a nice person, like
Speaker 1: a good person. But that's just not me. I wasn't
Speaker 1: born that. I don't know and raise that way. It'll
Speaker 1: never be.
Speaker 3: I think, like maybe I would like to think that,
Speaker 3: Like my close friends think.
Speaker 1: No, we don't. We don't, not at all, But I
Speaker 1: would like to You're dangerous, You're a dangerous person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't give a fuck, and I'll beat the
Speaker 2: ship out of you.
Speaker 3: I'll fight for you until you stop fighting for me,
Speaker 3: because then i'll beat the ship.
Speaker 2: I'll turn on you very cook if you turn on
Speaker 2: me bad fuck you.
Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't. No, it's it's actually, we literally couldn't
Speaker 1: turn on each other like this hypothetically.
Speaker 2: I don't turn on anyone. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like, we couldn't turn on each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't turn on anybody. I literally like the only
Speaker 1: person I could turn on is Kai.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I don't like because I don't have an emotional
Speaker 2: connection of Kai like that.
Speaker 1: So it's like I said, I said I love you
Speaker 1: to Kai last night for the first time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we said we love Kai before?
Speaker 1: Have we?
Speaker 3: I say I love you when you leave the house
Speaker 3: sometimes are you kidding me? Sometimes when you're walking like,
Speaker 3: I'll be like, love you bye, get home, saved. I
Speaker 3: say it to everybody who is in the curse.
Speaker 1: That's the thing that we need to like normally normalized
Speaker 1: is saying I love you.
Speaker 2: That's the thing we need to normalize.
Speaker 1: We need to normalize what every T shirt were all.
Speaker 1: What we need to normalize is normalizing things because that's
Speaker 1: something that's not We need.
Speaker 3: To un normalize it because there are some bitches who
Speaker 3: need to shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Okay, So here's the thing.
Speaker 3: We need to normalize complaining, but we also need to
Speaker 3: normalize shut in.
Speaker 2: Some bitches should shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Yea.
Speaker 3: And but that's where the complaining comes into into play,
Speaker 3: because I need to be able to complain that some
Speaker 3: bitches won't shut the fuck up. So it's it's all
Speaker 3: very complicated, but it makes sense if you If you.
Speaker 1: Get it, you get it, and if you don't, you don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you don't, you just don't. It smells
Speaker 2: so good someone is cooking.
Speaker 1: I literally just ship out of my ass. I like
Speaker 1: farted the biggest stinky part of my life. And you, like,
Speaker 1: I watched it with up to your nose. It was
Speaker 1: actually green. It was a green cloud and you inhaled
Speaker 1: it and that's what you smelled.
Speaker 3: Someone commented. They were like, and can enya stop moaning?
Speaker 3: But you're sexualizing my kisses. That's my love language.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I guess we could talk about our experience
Speaker 1: in New York. So far, it's been great, it's been fun.
Speaker 1: It's been very different.
Speaker 3: Now, how do you feelt feel because tomorrow is like
Speaker 3: our last like full day?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I like I've been to New
Speaker 1: York a few times but mainly just on work or
Speaker 1: like only been here for like a couple of days,
Speaker 1: and it's been very touristy and like, just like you, like,
Speaker 1: there's so yeah, there's so many different parts to New
Speaker 1: York that like I feel like I got off on
Speaker 1: the wrong foot. But after like living like a more
Speaker 1: domestic like New York lifestyle and like not like super touristy,
Speaker 1: like I fucking love it here, and like it reinvigorated,
Speaker 1: like my want to live here event like soon, dude, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember my like eventually, yeah.
Speaker 3: I used to, Like I remember I had a friend
Speaker 3: who would come here for work a lot, and they
Speaker 3: had mentioned to me, they were like, oh, you would
Speaker 3: like love New York. But this is like twenty nineteen,
Speaker 3: and I remember because my only trip to New York
Speaker 3: I had been like staying kind of close to like
Speaker 3: the fucking It's Times Square and like really like up
Speaker 3: in the city, and I was just like I couldn't
Speaker 3: give a fuck about New York, like fuck off, like
Speaker 3: I don't care. And then for the past like year
Speaker 3: and a half, just after coming out here, which I.
Speaker 2: Don't know if like I guess if people follow me.
Speaker 1: They know.
Speaker 2: But I've been coming out here a lot the past
Speaker 2: year and a half.
Speaker 1: Like your life, you've been in New York. Yeah, last
Speaker 1: year and a half, dude.
Speaker 3: I would even go as far as saying like fifty
Speaker 3: because like I would, I spent I came here in
Speaker 3: like August and then September and then August and then October,
Speaker 3: and then I was here in November and December, February.
Speaker 3: I was here every other month for like the past year. Okay,
Speaker 3: besides the fucking boy, but I would come here and
Speaker 3: I would spend like three weeks at a time, and
Speaker 3: I literally love it here so much. I don't think
Speaker 3: it's like my time to live here yet. I would
Speaker 3: love to live here so bad, but it's just my
Speaker 3: reality is in Los Angeles, and I have to accept
Speaker 3: that that's a stinky little city for now.
Speaker 1: For the moment. Yeah, when I was like like picking colleges,
Speaker 1: like I applied to like NYU and UCLA and UT
Speaker 1: and all that, and I like, my my first like
Speaker 1: choice was UCLA obviously, but I was like, dude, it
Speaker 1: would be so fun to live in New York. But then,
Speaker 1: like I just had friends who like lived out there,
Speaker 1: and they were like it's like darkness, like when winter
Speaker 1: rolls around, it's like evil. But also like those people
Speaker 1: weren't like old, like older yet. And that's something I
Speaker 1: also realized, is like if I did move out here
Speaker 1: when I was eighteen, like that would have been a
Speaker 1: fucking nightmare. Like I don't know, I don't think I
Speaker 1: would have been able to survive out here as like
Speaker 1: an eighteen year old. However, now that I've like lived
Speaker 1: on my own for like a few years, like I
Speaker 1: feel like I definitely could like navigate my way around
Speaker 1: New York City because yeah, and also yeah, like just
Speaker 1: living like a domestic life, like oh, in fucking Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: like like walking around there, Like I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just feel like LA is just like a very anti
Speaker 1: like human city, Like it's very like anti human connection
Speaker 1: and it's very like scary and open and wad and
Speaker 1: like just being in New York like I feel just
Speaker 1: like safer because like the tall buildings and like walking
Speaker 1: around the corner to like the bodega to get a
Speaker 1: snack or whatever, not having to drive fifteen minutes everywhere.
Speaker 3: No, I was gonna say, actually, when you were like
Speaker 3: I feel like I would have been like very alone
Speaker 3: and like scared to live here at eighteen. I feel
Speaker 3: like maybe it would have been a little like much,
Speaker 3: but we were lucky enough that, like our experiences, by
Speaker 3: the time we were eighteen nineteen, we had like interacted
Speaker 3: with enough strangers and been put in enough situations where
Speaker 3: I feel like we could have been fine.
Speaker 2: Because if anything, I feel.
Speaker 3: Like the part about moving away that was really hard
Speaker 3: for me, and what moving to LA was why that
Speaker 3: was so difficult was I was like really alone for
Speaker 3: a while, especially like before you got there, I was
Speaker 3: like super alone. I think even we were really alone
Speaker 3: for a second because we like had it really connected
Speaker 3: to Josh and them, yet like the whole crew wasn't
Speaker 3: really a crew, and I feel like here we would not.
Speaker 3: It would have been like almost instantaneous to find people.
Speaker 3: But granted everything happens for a reason. I feel like
Speaker 3: now the people we know here are like fucking awesome,
Speaker 3: and I like love all of them and they're very
Speaker 3: like good for us, and there's a chance we've I
Speaker 3: have I have a feeling we probably would have connected
Speaker 3: with some evil.
Speaker 1: Some sinister sinister.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to live here. I just don't
Speaker 3: know if it's time. You know, we got a we
Speaker 3: have our family in LA.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Like that's my that's my thing, like legitimately, Like after
Speaker 1: visiting once, like in having like an enjoyable time, I'm like, girl,
Speaker 1: I want to move here. Like Kai mentioned he had
Speaker 1: like a like a he just felt like he needed
Speaker 1: like a year in New York. Like that's literally how
Speaker 1: I feel now. It's like I just feel like I
Speaker 1: need like a year here. I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: just like genuinely am so afraid of leaving.
Speaker 3: Yeah, genuinely, the only the only thing keeping me in LA,
Speaker 3: and I cannot stress the only me there is, y'all,
Speaker 3: Like that.
Speaker 2: Is the only thing keeping me down.
Speaker 3: Because New York just also like I would be so
Speaker 3: much closer to my family. Like that's the one of
Speaker 3: the main things that makes New York even more appealing
Speaker 3: to me is the fact that I could I could
Speaker 3: right now book a flight for tomorrow and spend like
Speaker 3: sixty dollars to go see my fucking family. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: like it would be a two hour like plane ride
Speaker 3: and it would be nothing. And in LA it's to
Speaker 3: go to fucking Miami. Dude, it's always anywhere from three hundred.
Speaker 3: During the holidays, it goes up to seven hundred. I've
Speaker 3: even spent a thousand dollars to see my family before nightmare.
Speaker 3: And on top of that, it's a six hour flight
Speaker 3: and I like kill a whole day back and forth.
Speaker 2: It's like not enjoyable.
Speaker 3: But yeah, one day, one day, this will be my
Speaker 3: home unless like I fall into obscurity and nobody fucking
Speaker 3: cares about me and I'm absolutely useless and nothing to
Speaker 3: all of you, and like you want to see me
Speaker 3: dead in a hole.
Speaker 2: I'll die in a hole in La.
Speaker 1: Oh god, dude. Just like I just thought about like
Speaker 1: living in La Like I don't know, it's just it
Speaker 1: just not does not just feel it just doesn't feel
Speaker 1: like home. Yeah, and like even like moving like like
Speaker 1: I've always like I've always talked about like moving like
Speaker 1: right outside the city, Like it just doesn't feel like
Speaker 1: it is like a place where I could spend the
Speaker 1: rest of my life. The place I could spend the
Speaker 1: rest of my fucking life is actually in Wyoming or Utah.
Speaker 1: Like I love, I fucking love Utah. That's the most random.
Speaker 2: This is our states.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love Utah. I spend Utah is my New
Speaker 1: York for you, like I spent like a lot of time.
Speaker 3: Yeah you really don't, but no, I I genuinely just
Speaker 3: love it here. I feel like it's like I don't know,
Speaker 3: I feel like we I have the privilege of being
Speaker 3: able to live wherever I want, and I used to love.
Speaker 1: He's fucking up the frame.
Speaker 3: He's moving because it's getting dark. Yeah, it's getting no,
Speaker 3: it's getting dark. High like you can see around you,
Speaker 3: it's getting dark. You want to come sit on mommy's lap,
Speaker 3: Come on morem come on.
Speaker 2: But I and don't get it twisted.
Speaker 3: I'm not one of those annoying ass dumb, fucking white
Speaker 3: fuckers who moved into l A and is like LA
Speaker 3: is so fake.
Speaker 2: Fuck La.
Speaker 3: I think LA is fucking amazing, and I've had a
Speaker 3: very good time living there. Like I don't believe in
Speaker 3: all that ship where all those influences are like everyone
Speaker 3: in yours, Like, no, bitch, everyone is a fake.
Speaker 2: You attract what you put out.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I've always said that. I've always said that,
Speaker 1: like you're the fake one. Like if you are claiming
Speaker 1: that people around you are fake, like look inside, look inside,
Speaker 1: and with them the mirror. This is just a random
Speaker 1: thing that I want to bring up that I said yesterday.
Speaker 1: But we like, okay, we set up don't judge a
Speaker 1: book by its cover. No, I'm gonna judge every book
Speaker 1: by its cover. And every time I have judged a
Speaker 1: book by its cover, I've been fucking right. I've been
Speaker 1: right every time, and I don't under it has to
Speaker 1: be motherfuckers who aren't selling books that put out shitty
Speaker 1: covers and have shitty graphic design teams that said that.
Speaker 1: But also you could go, but you know what it is,
Speaker 1: it's interest your book by it's covered like the person
Speaker 1: like the people witches who thought what was on.
Speaker 3: The inside matters, which is not true. Get your fucking
Speaker 3: looks up, girl, Come on, oh but let me finish.
Speaker 3: The La thing is. I think La is really amazing,
Speaker 3: and I am very grateful to have lived there. And
Speaker 3: I used to really love that fucking city like it
Speaker 3: used to be my everything, and I used to see
Speaker 3: my whole life like playing out there. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna move my family here, I'm gonna do this,
Speaker 3: this and that. But as I get older, I just realized,
Speaker 3: like I think I was like lucky enough to get
Speaker 3: what I got from that city. And now it's almost
Speaker 3: been like four years of me like it has been
Speaker 3: for me. It feels like four years instead of three years,
Speaker 3: because in twenty seventeen, I was doing with La what
Speaker 3: I do with New York now, which is where like
Speaker 3: in twenty seventeen, I was in LA every single fucking
Speaker 3: month until I moved from twenty seventeen to twenty eighteen.
Speaker 3: So like, I've got what I needed to get out
Speaker 3: of there from twenty seventeen to now, and I've like
Speaker 3: met all the people who I love and like live, laugh, love,
Speaker 3: and I do feel like I have built like quite
Speaker 3: a community there because I have my like social life,
Speaker 3: I have my family, like, I have everything there, but
Speaker 3: it's just not getting what it's supposed to have gave.
Speaker 3: And I'm tired of sitting in my car. Yeah that
Speaker 3: is so funny over there, Huh.
Speaker 1: I was not.
Speaker 2: It's because everything and nothing I say is fucking important.
Speaker 1: Bro, I heard everything you said. I'm gonna have That's
Speaker 1: the thing. I am a great multitask.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have sex with both of you tonight.
Speaker 3: Absolutely our big city fuck oh, big city, fucking.
Speaker 1: That's another thing.
Speaker 2: What are you okay?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, before we forget, I'm gonna tell the very
Speaker 3: short story about the scary man at the club yesterday.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, one of you lovely people came up to
Speaker 3: us and was.
Speaker 1: Like, fantastic. Yeah, Leally boosted my ego to the fuck moon. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Came up to Jeroms like, oh my god, I love your.
Speaker 1: Last video and then I believe in you in your
Speaker 1: artistic direction.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awesome. I'm like her and her homie came.
Speaker 1: Up something none of you would say to me. I'm
Speaker 1: putting at the camera.
Speaker 2: It's literally what it's a one time we said it.
Speaker 1: I feel like eighty percent of our audience's haters praying
Speaker 1: from a second.
Speaker 3: Talk shit talk, shit, I don't fucking care. But came
Speaker 3: up to us and there was this like really old
Speaker 3: fucking fart behind her, and like, I mean, like he
Speaker 3: was he had to have been pushing fifty, like he
Speaker 3: was fifty two or some shit, like he just celebrated
Speaker 3: his He was there celebrating his fifty second birthday.
Speaker 1: Don't you have a family to raise? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Literally, don't you have kids?
Speaker 1: You freak wait, what is it? Dudes? Who are thirty
Speaker 1: be like, what's the move tonight? Uh, how about you
Speaker 1: go raise the fucking family. You're thirty years old, We would.
Speaker 2: Like, we're like kind of inching in their fifteen year old.
Speaker 3: Who were watching, Like, girl, you go raise family.
Speaker 2: Old fuck. I remember I used when I was fifteen.
Speaker 2: I would look at the miners who were twenty three.
Speaker 3: I was like, you old fucking far if you don't
Speaker 3: go start applying for a mortgage riving man.
Speaker 1: But they were also making like lines on fucking high
Speaker 1: But that's like.
Speaker 3: Musicians who are still like why the fuck is machine
Speaker 3: gun Kelly doing a high school theme?
Speaker 1: Why is Laney still talking about high school?
Speaker 3: Why are you talking about problem? You fucking freak. You
Speaker 3: need to go to a therapist. You're freaking me out, Like.
Speaker 2: Go, like get out of here. I'm tired. I am
Speaker 2: tired of the PROMP propaganda. Prom is not that big.
Speaker 3: It was not a big and like maybe we're saying
Speaker 3: that because we're super fucking cool. People really fucking like us.
Speaker 3: I like all such a good time, like they loved me.
Speaker 3: It's getting so fucking dark. If you're watching this, you
Speaker 3: can't ship. You can't see ship, so you don't say shit.
Speaker 1: You know. With that said, I think, Okay, I hate
Speaker 1: saying this, but like I really like I think problem
Speaker 1: is like kind of cute. I think it's good to
Speaker 1: look back and like it's like a ride of passage.
Speaker 1: But like the promification of your miss hearing you, no,
Speaker 1: I know I heard you. I heard you. The promification
Speaker 1: of music and the promiesthetic news.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm.
Speaker 3: Saying is like, yes, I've always been an advocate, like
Speaker 3: go to prom.
Speaker 2: Don't be like fuck prom, just do it.
Speaker 1: It's like get it over with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a doctor's appointment, Like you really don't
Speaker 3: want to do it. It's like expensive and you're like
Speaker 3: why do I have to do this?
Speaker 1: Your life might change in that one night, you might
Speaker 1: find the golden.
Speaker 2: You might fuck.
Speaker 3: But I actually did not have sex. My problem, not personally.
Speaker 3: I was still a virgin anyways.
Speaker 1: Actually, no, I'm a virgin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a delicate, naive I'm a virgin. I'm a
Speaker 2: little fertile virgin. Oh no, no, no, no, no, shut up, shutout.
Speaker 2: What was I saying? Oh, I'm saying that.
Speaker 1: My thing is not you being a virgin. I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I what I was saying, was in fact actually yeah,
Speaker 3: Like why the fuck are you twenty seven talking about prom?
Speaker 2: It was not that big of a deal.
Speaker 3: Yes, go, yes, it's sweet, Yes, it's like important whatever,
Speaker 3: But bitch, who fucking cares?
Speaker 2: It's literally like you're.
Speaker 3: Going and eating shitty like banquet whole food and dancing
Speaker 3: to like the top one hundred, Like why why are
Speaker 3: you writing about it for the rest of your life?
Speaker 3: Like I get it, Like, you know, the people who
Speaker 3: get a pass in music is like Olivia or Rodrigo.
Speaker 2: She just turned eighteen. Yeah, like that's her experience. Yes, girl,
Speaker 2: you better go, You better go and work that problem.
Speaker 1: For your prom experience memory.
Speaker 2: But why the fuck are you twenty five?
Speaker 3: You don't even get asked to, You don't even get
Speaker 3: id at the store anymore when you're buying liquor.
Speaker 2: Why the fuck are you talking about prom? You have
Speaker 2: a beard, you old fucking fart.
Speaker 1: Fuck you fuck there was something especially, man, why are.
Speaker 2: Men talking about prom so much?
Speaker 1: Girl?
Speaker 3: You need to just admit you're joining the fruity side,
Speaker 3: Like why are you talking about prom so much?
Speaker 1: Mmmo, just say.
Speaker 3: That I know like it if you like a little
Speaker 3: bit of booty from the other side just say.
Speaker 2: That, like, like not, just let me know.
Speaker 1: I fucking hate be bisexual. I'm like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: see I'm losing it.
Speaker 2: The Sud's a sudden good down sad town. I'm losing it.
Speaker 2: I'm losing it.
Speaker 1: Also, this is so over stimulating, Like I have not
Speaker 1: been able to focus the entire time. I'm just like looking.
Speaker 1: It's getting really I'm looking inside people's windows and watching
Speaker 1: I'm watching, Oh.
Speaker 2: That couples having like hard, like ass fucking sex. Ki,
Speaker 2: why do you turn your heads over?
Speaker 1: Damn broke is fine.
Speaker 3: I think that's it, though, I think I think that
Speaker 3: was That was our New yeark oh. I didn't even
Speaker 3: finished the story about the old fucking fart. Anyways, he
Speaker 3: went up to that girl and she literally like.
Speaker 1: It was the funniest thing.
Speaker 2: He whispered over.
Speaker 3: Her shoulders, so trying to whisper in her, and she
Speaker 3: literally just went no, no, and like yelled at him
Speaker 3: and shoved her hand in his face and he walked away.
Speaker 3: And then later that night we witnessed him like just
Speaker 3: standing around random girls, like literally praying, like he did.
Speaker 1: The scariest like predator walk I've ever seen like full
Speaker 1: on hunter like you. No, he was walking and then
Speaker 1: he like walked into his friend. It was so creepy.
Speaker 1: I've never seen it in my life.
Speaker 3: Dude, this girl was walking down the street and he
Speaker 3: started following her. Also, we were following along just to
Speaker 3: make sure he didn't do anything, like, yeah, we we
Speaker 3: were making sure he wasn't being a freak like that.
Speaker 1: You probably got his ass beat that night because he
Speaker 1: was then.
Speaker 2: He wanted to just bother a group of dudes.
Speaker 3: But there was this girl who was like walking to
Speaker 3: a different club, and he like kind of lost track
Speaker 3: of her and started running after her.
Speaker 2: It was the craziest shit ever.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: He was following someone. Yes, that's why I thought he
Speaker 1: was just running around the corner.
Speaker 2: No, he was like following that girl. Did you see that?
Speaker 3: Kind of like the girl who was going into like
Speaker 3: the club downstairs. He was like following her. And that's
Speaker 3: why I was like, oh, oh wait. But yeah, he
Speaker 3: was a freak. I hope he ended up on the
Speaker 3: floor with a bloody nose or something and got his
Speaker 3: ass beat.
Speaker 2: He also kept telling people he was in a band.
Speaker 1: I'm in a band. That's my go to I'm in
Speaker 1: a band I ran a pody.
Speaker 2: Do you know here?
Speaker 1: Do you know here? I have this semi successful podcast
Speaker 1: called The Emergency in or com.
Speaker 3: Actually I'm on a podcast that quite a few handful
Speaker 3: of people sometimes occasionally tune into.
Speaker 1: Oh that is a really great feeling. Though. It's like
Speaker 1: when people come up to us and they're like, I
Speaker 1: love the podcast. They keep complimenting me. That's all I
Speaker 1: gotta say.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think, you know, we should start like
Speaker 3: planting things so that if people come up to us
Speaker 3: they can say that, so we actually know if they're
Speaker 3: listening to the podcast or if they're just saying it.
Speaker 2: Next time, Uh, next time.
Speaker 3: You come up to us and you want to prove
Speaker 3: that you actually listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of what they could say, No, yuck, no,
Speaker 2: don't do that York. I would actually I get so
Speaker 2: embarrassed for you. I would just I would no, yuck.
Speaker 1: The way New York the yeah say the okiway.
Speaker 2: That's what Drew and ka I have been saying a lot,
Speaker 2: and it's not okay, can.
Speaker 1: I get a bed the way New York styles?
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: What Kai has proved this trip is that he's fucking funny. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what Kai has proved this trip. He Kai has
Speaker 2: proved he's funny, He's funny, he's horny. Any single, so
Speaker 2: who wants him?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Kai is single. Guys, if you want him, just
Speaker 1: go to his ig.
Speaker 3: Oh actually, next time you come up to us for
Speaker 3: the podcast, and if we're with Kai, look at him
Speaker 3: and then be like, oh and then look away.
Speaker 1: Did we insert that photo?
Speaker 2: I insert the photo.
Speaker 1: Someone came up to us and was like, can we
Speaker 1: take a picture with y'all? And y'all meaning me and
Speaker 1: yan Kai and Kai didn't know. I was like, Kai,
Speaker 1: she's talking to all of us and it's me and
Speaker 1: and this girl taking a photo. And Kai is in
Speaker 1: the fucking background like a monster, like the predator. Like
Speaker 1: he's literally like the predator. I was scared.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kai is also really scared. So when you meet him,
Speaker 2: don't shake his hand.
Speaker 1: Guys, should we get a Kaikim? Should we get a Kai?
Speaker 2: We can't afford a fucking Coydcam.
Speaker 1: I mean, if Patreon goes well, maybe we could well.
Speaker 3: Like Patreon is booming right now, guys, there's like twenty
Speaker 3: people on it all right, So getting straight into it.
Speaker 1: Look at the orange glow over the.
Speaker 2: City beautiful like it is beautiful. It is very dark
Speaker 2: and you can't see ship, but who fucking cares?
Speaker 1: Oops?
Speaker 2: Sorry, oops, sorry, Okay.
Speaker 3: Inner City Life by Goldie, Let Me Be Your Fantasy
Speaker 3: by Baby d A, m A Yavanto Leanto am Levanto Daddy.
Speaker 2: Yankee and One Beer by MF.
Speaker 1: Doom, Oh, Weeping Birch by Dan Deacon, Money So Big
Speaker 1: by Yeats and Contracts by Archie Shep and Jazzper van Hoff.
Speaker 3: Oh, and my movie of the week is A Stars Born.
Speaker 3: It literally made me actually want to fucking die.
Speaker 1: I just forgot. I just forgot. On the airplane I
Speaker 1: watched Manari. Oh I need to see motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: No like you, motherfucker. Not enough people were talking about
Speaker 1: it was a lot of people were Not enough people
Speaker 1: were you know.
Speaker 3: I would say the same thing for A Stars Born,
Speaker 3: like they need an award or something pretty good.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't say it was the best, but
Speaker 2: they did decent enough.
Speaker 1: Go watch Manori if you haven't, I'm gonna watch that A.
Speaker 2: Star is Born. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: I was sitting between the two grossest, ugliest little fuck
Speaker 3: of men.
Speaker 1: You had a middle seat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was sitting between two and you literally listen
Speaker 3: to this. One of them was watching fucking football. Can
Speaker 3: you get a goddamn grip. You are on automobile and
Speaker 3: you are tuning into cable.
Speaker 1: Football as a man, Why are you watching football?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because like watching two men on top of each other's
Speaker 1: a mighty tight. If you're bisexual, say that ball. You
Speaker 1: can see every football player's bowls exactly.
Speaker 3: You see their bolds and they're literally fighting over a
Speaker 3: pair of balls.
Speaker 2: They're running over some balls.
Speaker 1: If you're bise, actually every man that watches football your
Speaker 1: by you.
Speaker 2: Are a little gay, and that's okay.
Speaker 3: We should make them Oh where the.
Speaker 2: Wow ow ow I was gonna I was gonna.
Speaker 3: Say where the bifecta? But Kai claims to be straight?
Speaker 3: Yeah right, that's that's one of my toxic.
Speaker 2: Traits is not believing that anyone is straight.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're bisexual until proven guilty.
Speaker 2: It's proven normal.
Speaker 1: Show.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, that was this episode. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: If you love took my movie off of letter took
Speaker 1: my teeth. They took my Billboard movie off of Letterbox.
Speaker 1: It's a movie, Okay.
Speaker 3: Bye, guys, you can't see me. Just know my whole
Speaker 3: pussy is out right now. That is really bad for us.
Speaker 2: That's not all smells like cranberry juice and cheese. I
Speaker 2: want thank you guys.
Speaker 3: That has been our episode in in New.
Speaker 2: You can't even see us. All right, bye, We're gonna
Speaker 2: have the dirty on the subway.
Speaker 1: Now wait, can we walk this way with the mic?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Come on, Kai, get up. You figure it out.
Speaker 3: You gotta figure it out if you want your job,
Speaker 3: if you want to keep your job, you better get
Speaker 3: us this fucking shot, this closing shop.
Speaker 1: See this is like, if you want to work for us,
Speaker 1: you have to be adaptable. Adaptations.
Speaker 2: Actually, you have to act like you did, you.
Speaker 1: Know, orchids mimic mantis shrimp and that's their adaptation, or
Speaker 1: not manta shrimp praying mantises, let me get and the
Speaker 1: reason why they do that is to be pollinated. And
Speaker 1: it's a fantastic thing.
Speaker 3: Really, Like you were so good at just fucking running
Speaker 3: your mouth.
Speaker 2: We should have just done the whole episode over here.
Speaker 2: You can't see us. Let me pull it closer. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, you just had to get in.
Speaker 3: Huh, you just had to get in. You're a fucking
Speaker 3: money hungry, fame hungry bitch.
Speaker 1: We have the five G. We literally probably got cancer
Speaker 1: from this five G. I don't wants to talk about
Speaker 1: that guy.
Speaker 2: You're the only one up, Like, do you care about us?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I look good though. Oh it's kind of checking.
Speaker 3: Y'all are not even center frame? Like, come center frame,
Speaker 3: you guys are.
Speaker 1: We can all get them, We can all get the
Speaker 1: light if we just get in the middle.
Speaker 3: This has been our New York episode Kai anything to say.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, you're done, You're done, You're done for
Speaker 1: You're over. You're over.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna defunk the horny comment?
Speaker 1: I was. I wasn't going to debunk that. I'm not
Speaker 1: that horny.
Speaker 2: I've seen well, we've seen him horning.
Speaker 1: I have Drew has Yeah, that's that's Patreon.
Speaker 3: Patreon go talking about all his awesome sex experience.
Speaker 4: All right, all right, bye, guys, live, laugh, love yourself,
Speaker 4: but not too much because you have to save some
Speaker 4: love from me.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: We bought kaya new laptop, We bought him a new interface.
Speaker 2: We bought you a lot of things.
Speaker 1: People also said, hey, why are you lying about being
Speaker 1: in New York? Like you're not on that airplane because
Speaker 1: all we do I just proving the liars, the people
Speaker 1: calling me out wrong.
Speaker 2: All right, Bye three