1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,720 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today today, and the subject is 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: the visiting pastor is my sugar daddy? 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 2: Uh oh, all right, all right, find out what that's. 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: All about in just a few Right now, the nephew 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,959 Speaker 1: is here. You here with today's prank phone call, nephew, 7 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 1: what you got? 8 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:23,599 Speaker 2: Uh? 9 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:26,560 Speaker 3: This one's pretty serious right here. Most of my pranks 10 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 3: are very serious. Y'all know that they are very serious. 11 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:32,519 Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that. 12 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 3: There's some real, real, real, real, real serious right here. 13 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 3: This right here is your wife's birthday gift. All right, 14 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,519 Speaker 3: your wife's birthday gift, cat dog, if you would. We 15 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,519 Speaker 3: got to get I got to get her something. I 16 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,840 Speaker 3: got to who. 17 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach there. 18 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, what's up? 19 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 2: Hey there? 20 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 4: What's on? 21 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 2: Brother? It's uh, my name is Chris Man. I work 22 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 2: with I worked with your wife, Sharon. I think I 23 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 2: think I'm senior at one of the one of the 24 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 2: gatherings before man, like a happy hour we had after 25 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 2: work or something. I don't know if you remember me 26 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:15,119 Speaker 2: or not. Now I don't remember you, Okay, okay, okay, cool, 27 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,039 Speaker 2: Hey listen man, I know sharing birthday is coming up, 28 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,319 Speaker 2: so I wanted to if you didn't mind, I hope 29 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 2: you don't mind me called. I wanted to reach out 30 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,399 Speaker 2: and see if you were you know, what you were 31 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,039 Speaker 2: getting up for a birthday. I wanted to make sure 32 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 2: you know, we're gonna pitch in and get us something 33 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 2: at the job. We're gonna make sure you know we 34 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 2: didn't get you know, you know what you may have 35 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 2: been gonna get it. 36 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,399 Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, kind of like something like 37 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 4: a grab bag or something like that. 38 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 2: Uh No, I wasn't gonna hit it with no grab bag. 39 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 2: I was just you know, like I said, we were 40 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 2: gonna get something. You know, we haven't really put our 41 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 2: put our all the thoughts to it or what we 42 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 2: was gonna get yet, but I want, I personally want 43 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 2: to see what you was getting that way. We don't, 44 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:55,639 Speaker 2: you know, do Okay? 45 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 4: Well, she likes money, man, You can you know, give 46 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 4: us some give us some cash or you know Starbucks 47 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:06,880 Speaker 4: card or uh something from McDonald something, you know, and 48 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 4: it don't have to be too big. She she don't 49 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,360 Speaker 4: uh you don't have to, you know, she she's not 50 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 4: that materialistic. 51 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, let me let me. Let me ask you 52 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 2: this so deep? Uh do you uh you know what 53 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 2: a size is? 54 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 4: Do I know what her size is? 55 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,640 Speaker 2: They're like clothing, you know. Do you know what size 56 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 2: she will? 57 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah, I know what size She's not she's my wife. Man, 58 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 4: what I think? This is kind of like I'm getting 59 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 4: a little bit uncomfortable with this. 60 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 2: Man. What do you do you think? You know? I 61 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 2: don't mean make you uncomfortable. Let me ask you this. 62 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 2: Do you think she she would like? Uh? Does she 63 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,200 Speaker 2: like stuff from Victoria's Secret? 64 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 4: WHOA? 65 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:49,519 Speaker 2: Hold up? Man? 66 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 4: Stop right there? You talking about Well? 67 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 2: No, I, like I said, I want to what you Hey, what's. 68 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 4: Your name again? Man? 69 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,639 Speaker 2: My name Chris? Like like A heard my name? 70 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 4: How long you been with the company? 71 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 2: I don't have been there six months? You know? But 72 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 2: like I said, I think I saw you at one 73 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 2: of the happy y'all I saw Maybe you just don't 74 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 2: remember who I am. 75 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 4: Though, No, no, no, man, but you way out of 76 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 4: line talking about her size. And I'm not comfortable with 77 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,959 Speaker 4: this at all. Man. You know, okay, okay, you way 78 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 4: out your way out of line, right? But what what? 79 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 2: What's what? You didn't answer? My question was, what do 80 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 2: you think she liked victorious secrets? 81 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,679 Speaker 4: Going to answer your questions? 82 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 2: Keep talking about Okay, okay, what's what's what's what? What 83 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 2: the language? Brother? What's what's her? We brothers? 84 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 4: You know, we at we at We ain't no brothers, 85 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 4: you fool? What did you get on asking me about 86 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 4: my white's clothes? 87 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, I don't talk with Okay, What 88 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 2: all I'm saying is is do you think she gonna 89 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 2: like the victorious secret I'm to give her? Hey, man, 90 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 2: just stup with that. Do you know how long we've 91 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 2: been together? 92 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 4: I know this woman since high school. 93 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:16,720 Speaker 2: Don't come to me with that. Okay. So so I 94 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 2: was just trying to get. 95 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:20,280 Speaker 4: Up what what what? What time do you guys get off? 96 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 2: I'm coming I lead off of at five thirty, but 97 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:25,520 Speaker 2: I was gonna leave early. 98 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,919 Speaker 4: I mean, right, hey, we can talk about this faith 99 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 4: to faith. 100 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:31,600 Speaker 2: Hey, listen, I'm trying to. 101 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 4: Get listen what I ain't gotta listen to I'm. 102 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 2: Trying to get shared a pandem Broth said, man, Okay, hey. 103 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 4: You ain't buying my wife and she wouldn't even accept 104 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:47,600 Speaker 4: it anyway. Okay, hey man, how you get this number? 105 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 4: How you get this number. I know she didn't give 106 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 4: you this. 107 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,800 Speaker 2: Let me tell you hot there. I got it from 108 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 2: your wife's share because guess who I am? I am 109 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 2: nephew top from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Sharon got 110 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:12,719 Speaker 2: me to prank phone call you? What there? This happened? Man? 111 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,039 Speaker 2: This nephew Tommy brother. 112 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 4: Man, this is some boys, This is some real books. 113 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,159 Speaker 4: This is some straight up bulls. Hey man, you ain't 114 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 4: right man. You know you need to stop with people, 115 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,360 Speaker 4: you know, because you might get you might somebody might 116 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,400 Speaker 4: be waiting for you have to work one day, man, 117 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:37,120 Speaker 4: that's totally wrong. You ever heard of karma? I heard 118 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaker 4: somebody gonna play a prank on your one day? Your 119 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 4: uncle is right, somebody's gonna work for your It's just 120 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 4: amount of time. 121 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 2: Oh man, all right, all right there? Before I get 122 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,919 Speaker 2: my mad well, will you please tell the people what 123 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 2: is the baddest radio show in the lay? 124 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 4: Steve? 125 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 3: I got to get her something. I don't know what 126 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:11,479 Speaker 3: she like. You know, I'm trying to nice to her 127 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:15,480 Speaker 3: secret you know, something nice, you know, just something. 128 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,280 Speaker 2: You don't want to go. 129 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:16,799 Speaker 1: You want to get us something nice? 130 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 3: You know, he really was courteous, you know, at least 131 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,359 Speaker 3: I'm calling asking I could have just brought it and 132 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 3: trying to be respectful. Junior, I'm trying to beet Let 133 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:28,479 Speaker 3: me know what, you know, what you think your wife 134 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 3: might like. Man, I'm not trying to get Yeah, yeah, yeah, 135 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,679 Speaker 3: I don't want him to get the same thing I ge't. 136 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 3: You know. Let me let's work this thing out. Yeah, 137 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:44,200 Speaker 3: we're both trying to make sure she's straight. You understand that. 138 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 3: And at the end of the day, that's all that 139 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 3: should matter, is that she's happy. Yes, that's all that matters. 140 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 4: Man. 141 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 3: Okay. The nerve of some people, Man, you try to 142 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:59,280 Speaker 3: do something for something, they don't appreciate you aciate, you 143 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 3: don't want to appreci say what I'm doing over here 144 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 3: trying to get your wife, some old man, Let me 145 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 3: get your wife something. Let's let's going on a degree 146 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 3: that we both are here for a good, worthy cause 147 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 3: and that's all about making her happy. That's all. I 148 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 3: got A worthy call Saturday night is going down out 149 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,920 Speaker 3: and said it a hundred times, a million times. It 150 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 3: will be in the gump that is Montgomery, Alabama, at 151 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 3: the Montgomery Performing Art Senators, myself, celebrity, the comedian JJ Williamson, 152 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 3: and the one and only earthquake shaking it up is 153 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 3: this Saturday night, Montgomery, Alabama. Tickets are on zeal Red 154 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,480 Speaker 3: Now headed to the gum baby, all right, layding the cup. 155 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:41,240 Speaker 3: Y'all already know. It's the April Fools Comedy Jam in Brooklyn, 156 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:45,000 Speaker 3: Brooklyn in the house that's right, baby, at the Barclays Center, 157 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 3: and it is Star Study. It is locked and loaded. 158 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,240 Speaker 3: Oh god, the list goes on and on and on. 159 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,600 Speaker 3: We got thirty, were gonna were going thirteen deep. Eard 160 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 3: me ured me, baby, We're going thirteen deep up in there. 161 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:02,840 Speaker 3: So uh uh, if you don't leave laughing, something is 162 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 3: definitely wrong. Okay, So I can guarantee you the rest, 163 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,960 Speaker 3: assure you you're gonna have a good time because you 164 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,960 Speaker 3: got uh oh got first four first and fore more, 165 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,680 Speaker 3: you got Nephew Tommy. I mean what I mean, what 166 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,960 Speaker 3: more could you possibly have? What more could you want 167 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:19,240 Speaker 3: out of that? And if when will we see nephew too? 168 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,840 Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna be right. Smack dab in the middle 169 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:28,120 Speaker 3: of at thirteen right, Smack dab in the middle, hosted 170 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,280 Speaker 3: by Rip Michaels. We got Bruce, Bruce, my boy in 171 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:30,679 Speaker 3: the building. 172 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:30,920 Speaker 2: D o. 173 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:34,959 Speaker 3: Hughley in the Building, just hilarious, Coco Brown, Tory, hard 174 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:38,080 Speaker 3: Line in Love. Oh my God. Dj MV is rocking, 175 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,959 Speaker 3: uh London Brown Okay, uh man. The list goes on, 176 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 3: Brian Hooks, Chante Wayne's, Tracy Morgan in the building. It's 177 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 3: goes on and on and on and on and on 178 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:53,120 Speaker 3: and the funny. Don't stop til the break of Down 179 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:57,559 Speaker 3: Brooklyn in the House. Tickets on sale right now. Barclay, 180 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:01,760 Speaker 3: Sir Barbury, you ain't New York City. I was gonna say, 181 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,400 Speaker 3: take that, take that, but that ain't a good It 182 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,839 Speaker 3: ain't a good time to see. Take that out. Take 183 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,640 Speaker 3: that out. Take that out. Yeah, take that back, take 184 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:13,640 Speaker 3: that back, take it back. I'm sorry. All right? 185 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:17,040 Speaker 1: Coming up next Thanking Nephew Strawberry letter, subject the visiting 186 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:20,320 Speaker 1: pastor is my sugar Daddy. We'll get into it right 187 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:24,240 Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.