WEBVTT - Live Show Throw Back: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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<v Speaker 1>Why what the fuck is up? Chicago?

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck yeah, Island Boys, Island Boys, Welcome to another phenomenal

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<v Speaker 2>episode of My Mama Told Me, The podcast when we

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<v Speaker 2>dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 1>And we finally worked approve hold on, I got a

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<v Speaker 1>good one.

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<v Speaker 3>We finally worked to prove that Tyler Perry was not

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<v Speaker 3>born but instead was genetically engineered in a lab.

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<v Speaker 1>From the severed foot of Big Mama from Soul Food.

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<v Speaker 4>That might be my favorite one.

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<v Speaker 3>They put that lab, they put it in some juice

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<v Speaker 3>and they let it simmer, and we got Tyler Perry.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a sweet, sweet foot.

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<v Speaker 1>That that foot tastes like marmalade. How how is everybody?

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<v Speaker 4>You guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Fuck yeah for being here. This is so cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Langston Kerman and this is if you're if you're unfamiliar,

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<v Speaker 3>some of you feel unsure of what you've walked into.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's okay, that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>This is not this is a stupid thing that you've

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<v Speaker 3>participated in.

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<v Speaker 4>It's dumb.

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<v Speaker 3>We host the We host a podcast called My Mama

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<v Speaker 3>Told Me where we we unpack some of the most

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<v Speaker 3>stupid and offensive conspiracy theories circulating in the black community.

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<v Speaker 4>Led. Yeah, that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's our that's our ship. Round of applause.

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<v Speaker 3>If you've heard the podcast before, Okay, I love that.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a bunch of people clapping, and then there's one

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<v Speaker 3>dude standing there and he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, nah, is just a.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a huge insecure fan.

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<v Speaker 3>Well then you see my booty hole loosen up, losing up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my mom's seen it. Now what she think? She

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<v Speaker 4>loves the show?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, fair enough? Uh, the way this is gonna work.

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<v Speaker 3>We have we have some phenomenal guests that are joining

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<v Speaker 3>us on. We have some really fun games that we

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<v Speaker 3>want to play with you, the audience. It's really gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be a real free for all of stupid ship. And

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<v Speaker 3>all we ask of you is that you loosen the

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<v Speaker 3>fuck up and have fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Just get drawn.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be tight, because that we don't need that ship.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, white guy in the corner, you know about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on. We like to point out all our whites

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<v Speaker 1>as they walk in.

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<v Speaker 4>Get them.

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<v Speaker 1>We should we kick it off.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm excited about this first one very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we have We wanted to kick off with a

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<v Speaker 3>with a. We wanted to kick off with the dudzy

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<v Speaker 3>of a conspiracy theory, one that that I personally have

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<v Speaker 3>covered in the very very early episodes of the podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>but I've never gotten to talk to Bory about it,

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<v Speaker 3>and and frankly, I think there's a lot that needs

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<v Speaker 3>to be said about this conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 4>I have so many feelings.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, so we'll kick it off right away.

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<v Speaker 3>My mama told me that if you eat spaghetti from

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<v Speaker 3>a strange woman, she might put a hex on you.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you look at first of all, I'll eat

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<v Speaker 4>spaghetti from anyone. Yeah, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that true? You don't give a ship where your

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<v Speaker 1>spaghetti comes from.

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<v Speaker 2>I refuse to eat spaghetti restaurants is my only thing. WHOA, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I won't eat it. That's home food.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you know it's like we ate it so much

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<v Speaker 1>at home.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not trying to go out and pay money.

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<v Speaker 1>For You're not gonna pay I'm not a fucking idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>My mama could make this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm gonna pay for your spaghetti

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<v Speaker 2>this cause eighty eight cents?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you? I don't think that that's accurate.

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<v Speaker 4>For a pack of spaghetti.

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<v Speaker 1>I look, I'm not a spaghetti man.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell. I don't want to be.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to be one of those elitist people

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<v Speaker 3>who doesn't know how much milk costs.

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<v Speaker 1>But I feel like it's more than eighty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Then it's like it's like a dollar twenty. Man, spaghetti's

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<v Speaker 2>the cheapest noodle. Well, I can't argue it. Don't be

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<v Speaker 2>like that, you know that. Don't be like that. It's

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<v Speaker 2>spaghetti and then ramen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's so cheap. You think you think spaghetti is

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<v Speaker 1>more less expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>Than round unless you're eating the blue box for totally

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<v Speaker 2>like some kind of mischianopoly man. Yeah, that's it's for

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<v Speaker 2>the bag. I'm talking about the bag spaghetti that's.

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<v Speaker 4>Cheap at hell.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn. Yeah, I don't, I don't. I'll be honest. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really fish.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really funck with the I don't really fuck

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<v Speaker 3>with my spaghetti in a bag.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't do that to me. Don't do that to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Do not do that to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I do like certain containers.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't everybody's eating it in a bag?

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<v Speaker 3>I have sure, But after the point that I stopped

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<v Speaker 3>having to eat cereal in the bag, I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>no more bags, any any food.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm done with bag. Well, I guess that's why I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a man of the people. You over here a hoity

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<v Speaker 2>toity on box spaghetti mountain.

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<v Speaker 3>I really, I really rode in on my spaghetti horse

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<v Speaker 3>when I came in.

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<v Speaker 4>I might as well have your peaky in the air,

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<v Speaker 4>talking like the bag.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know that I've I had thought about

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<v Speaker 3>this until it was introduced as a conspiracy theory, and

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<v Speaker 3>now it's all I think about when I eat any

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<v Speaker 3>kind of red sauce base.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. So, I because I didn't grow up with Did

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<v Speaker 4>you grow up here in this? First of all?

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<v Speaker 1>No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 3>My my father who's here tonight, he's here and he's

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<v Speaker 3>a white man.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you we call out our whites. I could

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<v Speaker 2>tell because he waved with two hands. That's how you know.

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<v Speaker 3>But but that's not a that's not a common conspiracy

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<v Speaker 3>theory I think that circulates.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it for for our whites? Is that a thing

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<v Speaker 1>that you all had heard not to eat?

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's not a thing that that you I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's a very specific.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes sense because I will also say, and this

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna sound kind of bad, I don't believe in

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<v Speaker 2>white women knowing magic does that right, Like like if

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<v Speaker 2>a white like, if a white lady is like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a witch, You're like, okay, whatever, bitch, wow, But I

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<v Speaker 2>am more apt to believe it from a black woman.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fair, right, Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't think it's and it's not a bad thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just how I feel like because you know, many

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<v Speaker 2>believes in white which right, No, that's yeah, they're they're

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<v Speaker 2>that's somewhat fair.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like Regina's specter now no, but yeah, yeah, that

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<v Speaker 3>bitch is a witch for sure.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't dressed like that.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't have magic in your life, Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>have nothing but turbans.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you're away, come on, come on.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So, for those that are unfamiliar with this conspiracy theory,

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<v Speaker 3>part of what the the conspiracy is is that by

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<v Speaker 3>receiving spaghetti from a woman who you do not know,

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<v Speaker 3>she may put her menstrual blood inside.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the dish.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gotta be spaghetti, yeah, I guess, yeah, you're gonna notice. Yeah, like,

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<v Speaker 2>why is this feduccini this color?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you make this with vodka sauce? I don't understand,

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<v Speaker 3>but yeah, So in theory, she is putting her menstrual

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<v Speaker 3>blood into the spaghetti and the hecks. The supposed hecks

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<v Speaker 3>is one that has the potential to make you fall

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<v Speaker 3>in love with her, that you will somehow magically fall

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<v Speaker 3>in love with this person from her her pussy spaghetti.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, ain't you saying it like that?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to be technical here, dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel The first thing I feel about this is

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<v Speaker 2>if you're going to the lengths to cook for me

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<v Speaker 2>and put menstrual blood in.

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<v Speaker 1>It, Yeah, maybe I should fall over it.

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<v Speaker 4>Why you're very caring.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, the mistral blood would make it taste good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's one of those eleven herbs and spices. Papa's

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<v Speaker 3>is always bragging about.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what.

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<v Speaker 2>The craziest thing to me about this conspiracy theory is like,

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<v Speaker 2>when did black people start making spaghetti?

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<v Speaker 3>M Right, Like, well, there there is and I think

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<v Speaker 3>this is fair to say there is a massive difference

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<v Speaker 3>between black people's and white people's spaghetti.

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<v Speaker 1>We can all agree on that.

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<v Speaker 3>And and for those that are unfamiliar, if you're not

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<v Speaker 3>sure what the difference is, it's truly a difference in

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<v Speaker 3>number of pots. I think that's the core difference is

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<v Speaker 3>Black people absolutely refuse to use more than one pot

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<v Speaker 3>when they make spaghetti, and white people are like eight pots.

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<v Speaker 1>Spaghetti can't be made without.

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<v Speaker 4>All those pots.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so that's my first question is like it

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<v Speaker 2>makes me feel like then this has to be like

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<v Speaker 2>a fairly recent conspiracy, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, actually, I remember doing a little bit of research

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<v Speaker 3>on this, and it's not as recent as you would think.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a pretty vast history of menstrual blood and

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<v Speaker 3>or like parts of our bodies being used for for hexes,

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<v Speaker 3>for magic, love potions, whatever it may be. And so

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<v Speaker 3>be it hair, be it, menstrual blood, be it. I

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<v Speaker 3>think toenails and fingernails were a part of the possible options.

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<v Speaker 4>But all I would not fall in love with that.

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<v Speaker 4>That seems less.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a little foot crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it doesn't seem like it comes from the same place.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that is the Other part of it is that

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<v Speaker 3>not all of it is intended for a love potion.

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<v Speaker 3>Some of it is like hate potions and like curses

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<v Speaker 3>and shit.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I wouldn't eat food from somebody I hate.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but maybe they hate you and you don't know it.

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<v Speaker 4>My biggest fear.

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<v Speaker 3>By round of applause, who who here believes in this conspiracy?

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<v Speaker 1>Who actively refuses.

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<v Speaker 4>You?

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<v Speaker 3>You're you absolutely refuse to eat the spaghetti of a stranger?

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>And has it always been this way? Who gave you

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<v Speaker 3>that that line of thinking? Your grandma told you that,

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<v Speaker 3>and you are like, you're right, Grandma.

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<v Speaker 2>That's literally the premise of this podcast. You can't shave

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<v Speaker 2>him for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Even mind the premise is loose and it's stupid, So yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I can tooch. Yeah, so your grandma tells you this,

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, absolutely, and you've never questioned it since.

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<v Speaker 1>And and have you fallen in love ever? Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>And but he chose it, and.

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<v Speaker 3>But maybe you didn't and you don't know, maybe there

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<v Speaker 3>was a Okay, you're right, you're right, fair enough, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>putting the pressure in your head there, you know, like, bitch,

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<v Speaker 3>did you curse me?

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<v Speaker 1>What's in this chili?

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<v Speaker 2>Here's my real question about it. Have you ever turned

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<v Speaker 2>down spaghetti for that reason? Like been at somebody's house

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, oh, do you want some spaghetti?

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<v Speaker 4>And you're like, no way, bitch, try to trap me.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa that they were trying to heck all you and

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<v Speaker 2>all your high school creds, damn the whole basketball team.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that this is coming from a nigga dress

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<v Speaker 3>like Ericabadu.

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<v Speaker 1>He got a shark tooth on his neck.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, he ain't eating nobody else's spaghetti.

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<v Speaker 1>If ever, there was somebody in here who was like

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<v Speaker 1>it was gonna be him.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that is true.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn So no spaghetti ever from a stranger. When and

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<v Speaker 3>this is I guess the biggest question. When you do

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<v Speaker 3>fall in love, when you've made your chosen partnership, are

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<v Speaker 3>you then will you take.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of pressure on whoever? He said?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? Is this your person? Is this your your partner?

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you eat?

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't mean to point you out, but are

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<v Speaker 3>you now eating spaghetti that she makes? Or are you

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<v Speaker 3>still like we ain't here yet. We gotta let's keep

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<v Speaker 3>getting to know each other before spaghetti becomes due.

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<v Speaker 4>No spaghetti for the first six months.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll fuck you, but I ain't gonna eat your spaghetti.

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<v Speaker 3>I eat you, but but not just spaghetti. You're being crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if we're talking about this, ultimately I fall

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<v Speaker 2>under the cat.

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<v Speaker 4>I love this.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is a great conspiracy you and once

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<v Speaker 2>again I I don't know, man, weirder shit has happened

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<v Speaker 2>than someone casting a spell.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So, if I'm hearing you correctly, you're saying that that,

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<v Speaker 3>despite the possible risk, you're still down to clown on

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<v Speaker 3>some spaghetti.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not you know, That's not what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying that I believe that this could be a possibility.

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<v Speaker 2>I still don't eat spaghetti outside of the home, so

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<v Speaker 2>it'd be you're gonna have to come to my house

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<v Speaker 2>and make spaginning.

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<v Speaker 4>I got you if I'm gonna get caught.

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<v Speaker 3>It is worth It is worth noting, uh that David

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<v Speaker 3>is currently on a tour called bring David a Plate.

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<v Speaker 4>That's true, where he.

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<v Speaker 3>Is literally asking audience members to show up with a

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<v Speaker 3>plate that they've made at home.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds so disrespectful what you said. It's a cool idea,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a right idea. The other day and the food

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<v Speaker 2>it's fair.

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<v Speaker 4>And now we're love with that man from Houston.

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<v Speaker 3>The other day, a very nice man in Houston gave

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<v Speaker 3>us a pound cake that that and we we both

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<v Speaker 3>ate ours privately at midnight and then and then next

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<v Speaker 3>about did each other like bro, I feel different.

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<v Speaker 2>The first sex that got from LExEN like just as

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<v Speaker 2>I had finished it was like twelve or four.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just all caps. That cake.

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<v Speaker 1>It changed me.

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<v Speaker 2>It was amazing, it was. But you could have got us. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and now I'm not gonna eat any spaghetti.

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<v Speaker 4>On this tour.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna eat any spaghetti.

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<v Speaker 4>Any spaghetti people.

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<v Speaker 1>But you you are, you do.

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<v Speaker 3>At least appreciate that this is a real thing that

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<v Speaker 3>could happen.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I like this one. I like this. How do

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<v Speaker 4>you feel about it?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'll eat whatever. Man, Really, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>I think at this point, let life happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that because that's what I'm saying about this

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<v Speaker 4>whole thing is like, is there worse things? If? If

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<v Speaker 4>it works, it works it.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, If spaghetti's what tears my marriage apart, so be it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what you say, That's how I lost my first one.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I do I think I feel similar to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that this exists.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't understand the uh, the realities right like.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's like, who if it's not spaghetti, you eat

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of things and you fall in love with people,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. If it wasn't spaghetti, it

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<v Speaker 2>was her macaroni and cheese that did it.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, there's many things that could do that. Fuck. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think the mentrual blood part is that great.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, it's it's pretty icky.

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<v Speaker 3>But it sounds like, uh that there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>bodily fluids and substances that could have an effect on you,

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<v Speaker 3>so like you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't spend your life in fear.

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<v Speaker 3>So go ahead and eat that spaghetti forget free yourself,

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<v Speaker 3>mister Badu, free yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Did we do it?

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<v Speaker 4>I think we did it. I think that was prettyo.

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<v Speaker 3>We like to just kick it off with the little

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<v Speaker 3>samplers so that everybody feels nice and comfy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you get the premise of what this.

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<v Speaker 4>You know how far we're gonna go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well you don't, but you think you do. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's nice.

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<v Speaker 4>That's true. It's gonna get back. Doesn't grow chips in

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<v Speaker 4>your names.

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<v Speaker 2>A Kuala bears are racist, the hostal layers, money, ships

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<v Speaker 2>and turkey stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all can't tell me