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Speaker 1: Why what the fuck is up? Chicago?

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Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, Island Boys, Island Boys, Welcome to another phenomenal

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Speaker 2: episode of My Mama Told Me, The podcast when we

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Speaker 2: dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we finally worked approve hold on, I got a

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Speaker 1: good one.

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Speaker 3: We finally worked to prove that Tyler Perry was not

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Speaker 3: born but instead was genetically engineered in a lab.

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Speaker 1: From the severed foot of Big Mama from Soul Food.

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Speaker 4: That might be my favorite one.

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Speaker 3: They put that lab, they put it in some juice

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Speaker 3: and they let it simmer, and we got Tyler Perry.

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Speaker 4: That's a sweet, sweet foot.

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Speaker 1: That that foot tastes like marmalade. How how is everybody?

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Speaker 4: You guys?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Fuck yeah for being here. This is so cool.

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Speaker 3: I'm Langston Kerman and this is if you're if you're unfamiliar,

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Speaker 3: some of you feel unsure of what you've walked into.

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Speaker 1: And that's okay, that makes sense.

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Speaker 3: This is not this is a stupid thing that you've

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Speaker 3: participated in.

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Speaker 4: It's dumb.

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Speaker 3: We host the We host a podcast called My Mama

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Speaker 3: Told Me where we we unpack some of the most

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Speaker 3: stupid and offensive conspiracy theories circulating in the black community.

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Speaker 4: Led. Yeah, that's amazing.

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Speaker 1: That's our that's our ship. Round of applause.

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Speaker 3: If you've heard the podcast before, Okay, I love that.

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Speaker 3: There's a bunch of people clapping, and then there's one

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Speaker 1: Like, nah, is just a.

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Speaker 4: He's a huge insecure fan.

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Speaker 3: Well then you see my booty hole loosen up, losing up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom's seen it. Now what she think? She

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Speaker 4: loves the show?

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Speaker 1: All right, fair enough? Uh, the way this is gonna work.

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Speaker 3: We have we have some phenomenal guests that are joining

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Speaker 3: us on. We have some really fun games that we

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Speaker 3: want to play with you, the audience. It's really gonna

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Speaker 3: be a real free for all of stupid ship. And

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Speaker 3: all we ask of you is that you loosen the

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Speaker 3: fuck up and have fun.

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Speaker 4: Just get drawn.

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Speaker 1: Don't be tight, because that we don't need that ship.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, white guy in the corner, you know about it.

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Speaker 1: Come on. We like to point out all our whites

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Speaker 1: as they walk in.

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Speaker 4: Get them.

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Speaker 1: We should we kick it off.

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Speaker 4: I'm excited about this first one very much.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we have We wanted to kick off with a

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Speaker 3: with a. We wanted to kick off with the dudzy

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Speaker 3: of a conspiracy theory, one that that I personally have

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Speaker 3: covered in the very very early episodes of the podcast,

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Speaker 3: but I've never gotten to talk to Bory about it,

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Speaker 3: and and frankly, I think there's a lot that needs

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Speaker 3: to be said about this conspiracy.

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Speaker 4: I have so many feelings.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so we'll kick it off right away.

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Speaker 3: My mama told me that if you eat spaghetti from

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Speaker 3: a strange woman, she might put a hex on you.

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Speaker 4: How do you look at first of all, I'll eat

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Speaker 4: spaghetti from anyone. Yeah, don't.

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Speaker 1: Is that true? You don't give a ship where your

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Speaker 2: I refuse to eat spaghetti restaurants is my only thing. WHOA, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I won't eat it. That's home food.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know it's like we ate it so much

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Speaker 4: I'm not trying to go out and pay money.

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Speaker 1: For You're not gonna pay I'm not a fucking idiot.

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Speaker 1: My mama could make this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm gonna pay for your spaghetti

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Speaker 2: this cause eighty eight cents?

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Speaker 1: Are you? I don't think that that's accurate.

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Speaker 4: For a pack of spaghetti.

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Speaker 1: I look, I'm not a spaghetti man.

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 1: I can tell. I don't want to be.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be one of those elitist people

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Speaker 1: But I feel like it's more than eighty eight.

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Speaker 2: Then it's like it's like a dollar twenty. Man, spaghetti's

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Speaker 2: the cheapest noodle. Well, I can't argue it. Don't be

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Speaker 2: spaghetti and then ramen.

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Speaker 1: It's it's so cheap. You think you think spaghetti is

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Speaker 2: Than round unless you're eating the blue box for totally

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Speaker 2: like some kind of mischianopoly man. Yeah, that's it's for

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Speaker 2: the bag. I'm talking about the bag spaghetti that's.

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Speaker 4: Cheap at hell.

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Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, I don't, I don't. I'll be honest. I

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Speaker 3: I don't really funck with the I don't really fuck

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Speaker 4: Don't do that to me. Don't do that to me.

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Speaker 4: Do not do that to me.

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Speaker 1: I do like certain containers.

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Speaker 4: Don't everybody's eating it in a bag?

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Speaker 3: I have sure, But after the point that I stopped

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Speaker 3: no more bags, any any food.

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Speaker 2: I'm done with bag. Well, I guess that's why I'm

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Speaker 2: a man of the people. You over here a hoity

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Speaker 3: I really, I really rode in on my spaghetti horse

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Speaker 4: I might as well have your peaky in the air,

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Speaker 4: talking like the bag.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that I've I had thought about

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Speaker 3: now it's all I think about when I eat any

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Speaker 4: Yeah. So, I because I didn't grow up with Did

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Speaker 4: you grow up here in this? First of all?

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Speaker 1: No, not at all.

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Speaker 3: My my father who's here tonight, he's here and he's

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: I told you we call out our whites. I could

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Speaker 3: But but that's not a that's not a common conspiracy

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Speaker 1: Is it for for our whites? Is that a thing

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Speaker 3: No, that's not a thing that that you I think

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Speaker 3: it's a very specific.

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Speaker 2: That makes sense because I will also say, and this

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Speaker 2: white women knowing magic does that right, Like like if

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Speaker 2: a white like, if a white lady is like I'm

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Speaker 2: a witch, You're like, okay, whatever, bitch, wow, But I

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Speaker 1: That's fair, right, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 4: Don't think it's and it's not a bad thing.

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Speaker 2: It's just how I feel like because you know, many

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like Regina's specter now no, but yeah, yeah, that

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Speaker 3: bitch is a witch for sure.

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Speaker 4: You don't dressed like that.

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Speaker 2: If you don't have magic in your life, Yeah, you

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Speaker 2: have nothing but turbans.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you're away, come on, come on.

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Speaker 3: So, for those that are unfamiliar with this conspiracy theory,

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Speaker 3: part of what the the conspiracy is is that by

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Speaker 3: receiving spaghetti from a woman who you do not know,

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Speaker 3: she may put her menstrual blood inside.

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Speaker 4: Of the dish.

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Speaker 2: It's gotta be spaghetti, yeah, I guess, yeah, you're gonna notice. Yeah, like,

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Speaker 2: why is this feduccini this color?

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Speaker 3: Did you make this with vodka sauce? I don't understand,

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Speaker 3: but yeah, So in theory, she is putting her menstrual

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Speaker 3: blood into the spaghetti and the hecks. The supposed hecks

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Speaker 3: is one that has the potential to make you fall

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Speaker 3: in love with her, that you will somehow magically fall

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Speaker 3: in love with this person from her her pussy spaghetti.

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Speaker 4: Oh, ain't you saying it like that?

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to be technical here, dog.

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Speaker 2: I feel The first thing I feel about this is

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Speaker 2: if you're going to the lengths to cook for me

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Speaker 2: and put menstrual blood in.

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Speaker 1: It, Yeah, maybe I should fall over it.

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Speaker 4: Why you're very caring.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, the mistral blood would make it taste good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one of those eleven herbs and spices. Papa's

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Speaker 4: Just sleek, it's sexy.

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Speaker 4: You know what.

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Speaker 2: The craziest thing to me about this conspiracy theory is like,

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Speaker 2: when did black people start making spaghetti?

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Speaker 3: M Right, Like, well, there there is and I think

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Speaker 3: this is fair to say there is a massive difference

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Speaker 3: between black people's and white people's spaghetti.

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Speaker 1: We can all agree on that.

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Speaker 3: And and for those that are unfamiliar, if you're not

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Speaker 3: sure what the difference is, it's truly a difference in

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Speaker 3: number of pots. I think that's the core difference is

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Speaker 3: Black people absolutely refuse to use more than one pot

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Speaker 3: when they make spaghetti, and white people are like eight pots.

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Speaker 1: Spaghetti can't be made without.

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Speaker 4: All those pots.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, so that's my first question is like it

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Speaker 2: makes me feel like then this has to be like

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Speaker 2: a fairly recent conspiracy, right.

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Speaker 3: Well, actually, I remember doing a little bit of research

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Speaker 3: on this, and it's not as recent as you would think.

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Speaker 4: I think that.

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Speaker 3: There is a pretty vast history of menstrual blood and

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Speaker 3: or like parts of our bodies being used for for hexes,

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Speaker 3: for magic, love potions, whatever it may be. And so

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Speaker 3: be it hair, be it, menstrual blood, be it. I

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Speaker 3: think toenails and fingernails were a part of the possible options.

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Speaker 4: But all I would not fall in love with that.

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Speaker 4: That seems less.

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Speaker 1: Just a little foot crunch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't seem like it comes from the same place.

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Speaker 3: Well, that is the Other part of it is that

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Speaker 3: not all of it is intended for a love potion.

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Speaker 3: Some of it is like hate potions and like curses

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Speaker 3: and shit.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I wouldn't eat food from somebody I hate.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but maybe they hate you and you don't know it.

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Speaker 4: My biggest fear.

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Speaker 3: By round of applause, who who here believes in this conspiracy?

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Speaker 1: Who actively refuses.

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Speaker 4: You?

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Speaker 3: You're you absolutely refuse to eat the spaghetti of a stranger?

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Speaker 4: Fuck?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And has it always been this way? Who gave you

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Speaker 3: that that line of thinking? Your grandma told you that,

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Speaker 3: and you are like, you're right, Grandma.

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Speaker 2: That's literally the premise of this podcast. You can't shave

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Speaker 2: him for that.

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Speaker 3: Even mind the premise is loose and it's stupid, So yes,

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Speaker 3: I can tooch. Yeah, so your grandma tells you this,

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Speaker 3: you're like, absolutely, and you've never questioned it since.

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Speaker 1: And and have you fallen in love ever? Okay?

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Speaker 4: And but he chose it, and.

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Speaker 3: But maybe you didn't and you don't know, maybe there

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Speaker 3: was a Okay, you're right, you're right, fair enough, I'm

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Speaker 3: putting the pressure in your head there, you know, like, bitch,

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Speaker 3: did you curse me?

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Speaker 1: What's in this chili?

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Speaker 2: Here's my real question about it. Have you ever turned

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Speaker 2: down spaghetti for that reason? Like been at somebody's house

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Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, do you want some spaghetti?

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Speaker 4: And you're like, no way, bitch, try to trap me.

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Speaker 2: Whoa that they were trying to heck all you and

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Speaker 2: all your high school creds, damn the whole basketball team.

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Speaker 3: I love that this is coming from a nigga dress

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Speaker 3: like Ericabadu.

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Speaker 1: He got a shark tooth on his neck.

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Speaker 3: Of course, he ain't eating nobody else's spaghetti.

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Speaker 1: If ever, there was somebody in here who was like

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Speaker 1: it was gonna be him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that is true.

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Speaker 3: Damn So no spaghetti ever from a stranger. When and

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Speaker 3: this is I guess the biggest question. When you do

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Speaker 3: fall in love, when you've made your chosen partnership, are

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Speaker 3: you then will you take.

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Speaker 4: A lot of pressure on whoever? He said?

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Speaker 1: Well? Is this your person? Is this your your partner?

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Speaker 4: Fuck? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Do you eat?

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Speaker 3: And I don't mean to point you out, but are

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Speaker 3: you now eating spaghetti that she makes? Or are you

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Speaker 3: still like we ain't here yet. We gotta let's keep

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Speaker 3: getting to know each other before spaghetti becomes due.

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Speaker 4: No spaghetti for the first six months.

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Speaker 3: I'll fuck you, but I ain't gonna eat your spaghetti.

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Speaker 3: I eat you, but but not just spaghetti. You're being crazy.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if we're talking about this, ultimately I fall

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Speaker 2: under the cat.

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Speaker 4: I love this.

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Speaker 2: I think this is a great conspiracy you and once

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Speaker 2: again I I don't know, man, weirder shit has happened

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Speaker 2: than someone casting a spell.

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Speaker 3: Right, So, if I'm hearing you correctly, you're saying that that,

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Speaker 3: despite the possible risk, you're still down to clown on

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Speaker 3: some spaghetti.

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Speaker 4: That's not you know, That's not what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying that I believe that this could be a possibility.

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Speaker 2: I still don't eat spaghetti outside of the home, so

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Speaker 2: it'd be you're gonna have to come to my house

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Speaker 2: and make spaginning.

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Speaker 4: I got you if I'm gonna get caught.

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Speaker 3: It is worth It is worth noting, uh that David

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Speaker 3: is currently on a tour called bring David a Plate.

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Speaker 4: That's true, where he.

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Speaker 3: Is literally asking audience members to show up with a

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Speaker 3: plate that they've made at home.

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Speaker 2: It sounds so disrespectful what you said. It's a cool idea,

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Speaker 2: it's a right idea. The other day and the food

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Speaker 2: it's fair.

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Speaker 4: And now we're love with that man from Houston.

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Speaker 3: The other day, a very nice man in Houston gave

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Speaker 3: us a pound cake that that and we we both

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Speaker 3: ate ours privately at midnight and then and then next

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Speaker 3: about did each other like bro, I feel different.

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Speaker 2: The first sex that got from LExEN like just as

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Speaker 2: I had finished it was like twelve or four.

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Speaker 4: It's just all caps. That cake.

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Speaker 1: It changed me.

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Speaker 2: It was amazing, it was. But you could have got us. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and now I'm not gonna eat any spaghetti.

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Speaker 4: On this tour.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna eat any spaghetti.

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Speaker 4: Any spaghetti people.

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Speaker 1: But you you are, you do.

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Speaker 3: At least appreciate that this is a real thing that

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Speaker 3: could happen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I like this one. I like this. How do

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Speaker 4: you feel about it?

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Speaker 3: I think I'll eat whatever. Man, Really, I don't think.

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Speaker 3: I think at this point, let life happen.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I like that because that's what I'm saying about this

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Speaker 4: whole thing is like, is there worse things? If? If

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Speaker 4: it works, it works it.

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Speaker 1: Listen, If spaghetti's what tears my marriage apart, so be it.

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Speaker 4: That's what you say, That's how I lost my first one.

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Speaker 1: No, I do I think I feel similar to you.

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Speaker 1: I like that this exists.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand the uh, the realities right like.

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Speaker 2: Because it's like, who if it's not spaghetti, you eat

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Speaker 2: a lot of things and you fall in love with people,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. If it wasn't spaghetti, it

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Speaker 2: was her macaroni and cheese that did it.

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Speaker 4: Like, there's many things that could do that. Fuck. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I don't think the mentrual blood part is that great.

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Speaker 1: But no, it's it's pretty icky.

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Speaker 3: But it sounds like, uh that there's a lot of

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Speaker 3: bodily fluids and substances that could have an effect on you,

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Speaker 3: so like you can't.

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Speaker 1: You can't spend your life in fear.

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Speaker 3: So go ahead and eat that spaghetti forget free yourself,

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Speaker 3: mister Badu, free yourself.

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Speaker 1: Did we do it?

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Speaker 4: I think we did it. I think that was prettyo.

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Speaker 3: We like to just kick it off with the little

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Speaker 3: samplers so that everybody feels nice and comfy.

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Speaker 1: I think you get the premise of what this.

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Speaker 4: You know how far we're gonna go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you don't, but you think you do. And

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Speaker 1: that's nice.

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Speaker 4: That's true. It's gonna get back. Doesn't grow chips in

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Speaker 4: your names.

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Speaker 2: A Kuala bears are racist, the hostal layers, money, ships

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Speaker 2: and turkey stuff.

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Speaker 4: Y'all can't tell me