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Speaker 1: All right, guys, coming up at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

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Speaker 1: The subject is, guys, I don't know if you're ready

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Speaker 1: for this. The subject is an unattractive man's plea for help. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got you. That's all of us. That's all of us.

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Speaker 1: You got to read this. Yeah you just no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm still sexy. No wait wait wall Well, last day

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Speaker 1: I want you all to think is I'm joining y'all

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Speaker 1: to the ugly over here. You already here. If you

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Speaker 1: don't bring your hands, I'm not I'm fighting this man

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Speaker 1: and this letter needs help. Okay. The subject for today's

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Speaker 1: strawberry letter and unattractive Man's please for help. Right now,

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Speaker 1: the nephews in the building with today's praying phone call,

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Speaker 1: What do you have dropped? I dropped? Yeah, your wife?

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Speaker 1: You know, I know I ain't on the one and

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Speaker 1: done it. You know some of y'all, some of y'all

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Speaker 1: didn't dropped somebody's wife. You know what I'm saying. I'm

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Speaker 1: saying I dropped your wife. Yeah, I dropped up. You

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Speaker 1: know you didn't drop somebody wife before? And I did

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Speaker 1: that cat dog running that thing. I dropped your wife,

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Speaker 1: Yes I did. Come on, not a sermon, Tommy. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you know it, but don't it sounds

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Speaker 1: like a text. No, dropped your wife. Come on out.

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Speaker 1: If you go to verse three, it says I dropped

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Speaker 1: your wife. Come on out. Hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. Tony,

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Speaker 1: how you doing this? Isn't after your Timmy? You tell me.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you're going You set an email and

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Speaker 1: to prank your eyes. Oh my god, I said that

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Speaker 1: like months ago. I didn't think you were going to

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Speaker 1: call me. Yes, I'm calling you. Naw y'all been married

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Speaker 1: eight years, He's that's my heart. Okay, let me ask

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Speaker 1: you something. What makes your husband just go off? What

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Speaker 1: can I do that? You know that's a button for

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Speaker 1: him that you don't want to push. Anything that has

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Speaker 1: to do with me. Let me tell you he is

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Speaker 1: crazy about me. If anybody mess with me, if anybody

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Speaker 1: tries to go off on me, he will lose it. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: what are we gonna do? What? I'm so excited? Oh

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Speaker 1: the tide? All right? Okay, you know what? You know what? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Take this out? Can you click over on a three way.

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Speaker 1: Can you call him? Okay, I can call it from

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Speaker 1: my phone, but you're gonna be on the phone, right Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I want I want him to think that I got

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Speaker 1: your phone. Okay, I'll tell you what. You just click

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Speaker 1: over get him on the lock. Just click over to

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Speaker 1: when you click back. You can't say nothing. Now. You

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Speaker 1: got to be quiet because I'm gonna at the end,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you talk to him. Okay, Okay, hold

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Speaker 1: on there, I'm here. Okay, you're hitting you to something? Okay, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Uh no? This this is this is this Darren? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this Darren was this? Uh hey, we got a bit

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Speaker 1: of a situation with with Tony. Man, we got a

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Speaker 1: situation for real. You just my wife phone? Who is

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Speaker 1: this this? Uh? Actually, man, we're the woman, bro, who

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Speaker 1: who is this? We're trying to get? Uh? Tony actually

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Speaker 1: twisted our ankle. Man, we gotta get her to the

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Speaker 1: emergency room and get her checked out. She twist her

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Speaker 1: ankle had twisted? Wait wait wait, wait, wait back up?

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Speaker 1: Who who did you say? Who is this? How did

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Speaker 1: Tony twist her ankle? Actually? She she she fell and man,

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Speaker 1: look look my wife is with her. Mom right now? Who? Who? Who?

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Speaker 1: And who are you? How did you twist her ankle?

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Speaker 1: And why are you calling me? Why isn't her mother

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Speaker 1: somebody calling me? Who is this? You never told me

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Speaker 1: his name? Bro? No, I'm a friend. Man. She didn't fall.

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Speaker 1: I actually dropped her. How you how did you drop her?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you dropped? We had a couple

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Speaker 1: of drinks at the hotel, man, and she say, wait,

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Speaker 1: wait wait hotel there? You mean the hotel? My wife's

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Speaker 1: photo to be over her mom's house. Now you calling

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Speaker 1: me from her phone talking about if you dropped her?

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Speaker 1: Y'all let some hotel. But why y'all even at the hotel?

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Speaker 1: What do you hell? Are you talking about a hotel? Bro?

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Speaker 1: What is my wife? Where's Tony? Why? Well? Why ain't

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Speaker 1: Tony on the phone? Why you gotta call you? Gotta

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Speaker 1: calm down. You're calling me from my wife phone. Tell

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Speaker 1: my she hurt? You dropped a y'all to the hotel.

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Speaker 1: She's spoke mom's house. Bro, Where is my wife? Man?

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Speaker 1: She's it, Tony, I got it, I got it. Just

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Speaker 1: hang on so Tony, I got put on the phone. Man, Hey, dude,

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Speaker 1: just I need you to come down. I need to

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Speaker 1: I know, I know now you're talking about you're about

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Speaker 1: to go to in the emergency room. You dropped my wife,

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Speaker 1: y'all at the hotel? Dog just putting my tip on

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Speaker 1: the phone before y'all be in the emergency room. Hey, man, listen,

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Speaker 1: you gotta calm down. Tony already embarrassed, don't even know

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Speaker 1: who the hell you are. You still ain't telling me

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Speaker 1: put Tony on the phone. I'm gonna listen, man, you

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Speaker 1: gotta chill out. Man, I'm just a playing okay. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm a friend. But get you I'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: in the emergency room. Kill me. Where y'all at? I

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Speaker 1: come to the hotel, I get my own white and

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Speaker 1: taking a wherever. She needs to tell me where we

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Speaker 1: as soon as Tony get dressed. Man, I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: her there, Okay, I swear she gets dressed. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean, hey, man? Real talk? Where y'all at? Man?

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Speaker 1: Where you putting Tony on the man? I'm not putting

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Speaker 1: Tony on YouTube already? Man? Why are you screaming at

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Speaker 1: Hall and Dude? I swear to guy, I swear to guy.

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Speaker 1: If I find out where y'all left, I'm gonna come

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Speaker 1: with her. It's gonna be once for you at Tony. Hey,

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Speaker 1: hey man, where y'all laugh? Bro, I'm cool. Where y'all last?

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Speaker 1: Send me where y'all off? No, No, I'll tell you what. Man.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get Tony ankle taking care of and we'll

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Speaker 1: get somebody to drop a back off at the house. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think I'll dropping off at the house. Man, Just

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Speaker 1: chip me where y'all la. I want to come get

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Speaker 1: my wife. I want to make sure she get the

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Speaker 1: treatment that you need. Bro. Getting where y'all at? Don't

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Speaker 1: go nowhere. I want you to be there when I

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Speaker 1: come and get it. Don't go nowhere where y'all at.

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Speaker 1: I can't do it. I mean we didn't. It's on you.

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Speaker 1: On the phone, man, put to put my wife. I'm

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Speaker 1: not listening to me talk to my wife. Bro. Hey man,

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Speaker 1: it's the reason why I'm calling. Man. She embarrassed about

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Speaker 1: all of this, and now she's gonna be bored and embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: Want ain't okay, it's cause ain't to tell ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: need to be embarrassed. I love him, man, that's my girl. Man.

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Speaker 1: Let me let me howlet my wife? Bro please, that's all. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: already no wife, phone bro listen, do let me real talk.

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Speaker 1: You still ain't tell me you want? All I know

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Speaker 1: is you calling me telling my choice. I don't tell

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Speaker 1: with my wife and let us let me tell you

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Speaker 1: something you don't let say, Lord, that ankle would help

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Speaker 1: you say it's wrong with my wife. Get your whoops. Dog.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you when I find out who you are,

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Speaker 1: I'm put my wife on the phone. And that's all

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Speaker 1: because my last time ask you dog, I promised, man, wife,

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Speaker 1: But see you do I write, man, you rape don't

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Speaker 1: want my wife on the phone. Bro, that's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: You gotta leave town. That's what I'm You got to

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Speaker 1: leave town, my man, you gotta leave town. You want

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Speaker 1: to do what you want to talk? Let's Tommy decide

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Speaker 1: if she want to talk to you or not. I'm

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Speaker 1: back here. Put out the side, Tony. Do you want

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Speaker 1: do you want to do? You want to talk? Don't

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Speaker 1: even ask. I don't known you. We'll see what don't

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Speaker 1: you want to do on the phone? Amen, baby, I

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Speaker 1: don't even know you. Man. Put on the phone. You

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Speaker 1: you scared to kill me? Your name? Don't you want

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Speaker 1: to talk to him. Hell, yes, you want to talk

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Speaker 1: to me? Man, I don't even know I you sheep

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Speaker 1: asking on jump quisten your the phone phone to Tony?

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Speaker 1: Here she is? Man, Yeah, baby, baby, baby, Tony, I'll

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Speaker 1: have time for games. Were you at when you win?

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Speaker 1: That's all? You gotta kill me? Baby? Just calmed down.

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Speaker 1: I got something? Are you Tony? Are you listen to me?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you gotta lot to me. I'm listening. Are you listening?

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Speaker 1: Listen to me real carefully? Okay? Where you at? Tony? Baby?

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Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? Yes, I'm listening. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: just got prank by Nephew toils. I'm laughing right now.

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Speaker 1: I love you. Okay, that's cool. You got me? That

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Speaker 1: is I dropped your wife. Let me say this tonight

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Speaker 1: tonight the Nephew has added a five thirty show here

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Speaker 1: in Virginia Beach Pntnia Beach Comedy Club. I have added

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Speaker 1: a five thirty show. That is the only show left.

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Speaker 1: I got three shows tonight. I got three shows on Saturday.

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Speaker 1: The neph You did one last night? Seven shows? What

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Speaker 1: sawt out? Oh boy? You got you know women? I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna let you open for me, man, because you you

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Speaker 1: know what you need A shot. I gotta get your shot,

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Speaker 1: your last show, all right, we gotta get out of here. Guys,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Coming up next the Strawberry Letters subject

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Speaker 1: and unattractive Man's Please for help. We'll get into it

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Speaker 1: and try to help this unattractive man. Right after this