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Speaker 1: Brooking Jebels second Dato date to date or not to date?
Speaker 1: That is the question whether it is nobler to use
Speaker 1: tender and suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Speaker 1: or Craigslist and take up arms against a sea of weirdos. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't do that. Why am I opening up today's second
Speaker 1: date update like that? Because Erica is on the phone
Speaker 1: and she wants to call a guy named Alan and
Speaker 1: they met in an acting class. Oh, how did I do?
Speaker 1: You did? Great bass? That? Okay, definitely, maybe I'll think
Speaker 1: about that. What's the guy's name that you want to
Speaker 1: call today? The name's Alan Alan and your email said
Speaker 1: that you guys met an acting class. How'd that go down? Well,
Speaker 1: we met in class and he really stood ounced me
Speaker 1: because he sounds like a great that I hat like
Speaker 1: a fullhead. Oh nice, Okay, that's awesome. Is this an
Speaker 1: ongoing class or was this just a one time class
Speaker 1: that you took it's an eight week class, so yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an ongoing class. Okay, okay, So how far into
Speaker 1: your eight weeks before either you or he asked each
Speaker 1: other out? We were into the second week okay, so
Speaker 1: second weekend, And how did you guys officially decide to
Speaker 1: go out? Well, we were hanging out after class and
Speaker 1: he asked me if I wanted to hang out and
Speaker 1: like go over things. Oh, I was hoping it would
Speaker 1: be more romantic than that. It wasn't he wanted more
Speaker 1: of a script? Yes, I did. It's not very hollow
Speaker 1: at all. And did it seem like a date or
Speaker 1: did it seem like he wanted to go over and
Speaker 1: practice acting stuff with you? It definitely seemed like a date.
Speaker 1: We're being very flirtatious when he asked me, and it
Speaker 1: was just us. Oh cool, okay, so like everybod but
Speaker 1: he had gone home and it was just you two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were just hanging out outside, all right. And what
Speaker 1: did you guys do when you went out? Well, he
Speaker 1: texted me after a couple of days and asked me
Speaker 1: if I wanted to come over and make some mollies.
Speaker 1: That's a cute date. Yeah, good, Yeah, because I guess
Speaker 1: they're hard to make, and he said that he could
Speaker 1: teach me, so I was like, yeah, that sounds great.
Speaker 1: I love Tamallies. You haven't he left over? You know,
Speaker 1: I don't really care if we do your second ay
Speaker 1: update anymore. I just want some food. Do you enjoy
Speaker 1: making to Mollies with him? Yeah? It was a lot
Speaker 1: of fun. He's really funny until he made me laugh,
Speaker 1: and he's really patient. Mike. Mollies were like they were
Speaker 1: so bad and us are really good. But he was
Speaker 1: being really helpful with so okay, and it's not romantic
Speaker 1: to me, I don't know. Yeah, it was really romantic.
Speaker 1: It was nice. Okay if you so, if you spend
Speaker 1: some time with this dude making romantic to mollies, why
Speaker 1: do you think he's not calling you back? And that's true.
Speaker 1: I know. The whole night was really great, and I
Speaker 1: guess I'm like, you know, you go through things of
Speaker 1: like what went wrong? And um there was one point
Speaker 1: where he pointed out something that knew that I didn't
Speaker 1: realize I did, which is apparently I compartmentalized my food,
Speaker 1: Like when I eat it, what do you mean, like
Speaker 1: you make sure it doesn't touch Yeah, like nothing touches
Speaker 1: and I eat like something one at a time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that I did that. Oh you didn't
Speaker 1: even know that you did that? No, no, but I do.
Speaker 1: I now noticed it, like every day you said, he
Speaker 1: commented on it. How did he do that? He just
Speaker 1: it was kind of like, oh, you know, And I
Speaker 1: was like, what what's going on? And he was like, well,
Speaker 1: you compartmentalize your food. That would be the weirdest thing
Speaker 1: to turn somebody off. Ever, you're not letting your tamali
Speaker 1: touch your beans that are on the plate, and that
Speaker 1: I can't feel. I thought that too. I thought that
Speaker 1: would be a little strange. I have a hard time
Speaker 1: believing that would cause somebody to not call you back.
Speaker 1: How did you guys end everything? He gave me a
Speaker 1: kiss on the cheek and we were like a fee
Speaker 1: you in class because I had believe because I really
Speaker 1: didn't like overstay my welcome at his place for the
Speaker 1: first date. Oh no, you should have slept over. I
Speaker 1: just brought your overnight back with you. I'm just sleeping
Speaker 1: on the couch tonight, right. Have you seen him in class? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was in the next class after, you know, we
Speaker 1: said hi, to each other. Been after I was trying
Speaker 1: to talk to him, it's being kind of cold, little standoffish. Um,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. And I asked him if he
Speaker 1: wanted to hang out, and he said he was busy.
Speaker 1: Oh the old busy excuse. Yeah, was he being rude
Speaker 1: to you? No, I wouldn't say rude. It just wasn't,
Speaker 1: you know, as wealth mean as he had been before, right,
Speaker 1: because if he liked you and he wanted to continue
Speaker 1: to see you, he'd do things like sit next to
Speaker 1: you in class or make eye Yeah. Now it's like
Speaker 1: really awkward when I see him and we only have
Speaker 1: a couple of classes left, and I just like it.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just kind of strange, weird, and I'm
Speaker 1: just wondering if I did something wrong. So I thought
Speaker 1: i'd call these guys to help me. Sa yeared out. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think it's a food thing, separated your food like
Speaker 1: a weirdo, and it ruined your chances with this guy. Well,
Speaker 1: play a song. Let's play a song, come back, call
Speaker 1: him and get your second ad update. Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: hold on, you're looking jubil in the morning, Hey Erica. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't think we're gonna be able to
Speaker 1: do your second ad update today. That well, because I
Speaker 1: don't know what my motivation is. I have no direction.
Speaker 1: There's a blemish on my notes, and the lighting of
Speaker 1: this room is hang off. The lighting is terrible. At you,
Speaker 1: I knew you would be that type of acker idea.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I just can't. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: outside for a smoke. I'll be back in fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: and then we'll try it again, all right, seared it out.
Speaker 1: Erica wants to call a guy named Alan that she
Speaker 1: met in her acting class. They went out together, they
Speaker 1: made to Molly's. They had a fun time, fun conversation,
Speaker 1: said he was funny, also added that he had a
Speaker 1: full head of hair, what she liked a lot. And
Speaker 1: ever since they went out, he's not calling her back.
Speaker 1: And also they've seen each other in acting class and
Speaker 1: he's been very cold to her, just saying that he's
Speaker 1: busy and he can't go out again. So she wants
Speaker 1: to see if she did something wrong. Are you ready
Speaker 1: to call him? Yeah, let's do it. Are you worried
Speaker 1: that this is going to make things more strange whatever
Speaker 1: the class will end? Yeah? At this point, it's already weird.
Speaker 1: It can't get weirder. It'll be a good story. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call him right now here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: is Alan there speaking? Hey Alan? How are you? My
Speaker 1: name is Jebil and I host a morning radio show
Speaker 1: called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm sorry, Jebil, Yes,
Speaker 1: Jebil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, have
Speaker 1: you ever heard the show before it all? No, I'm
Speaker 1: not familiar. Oh, okay, on the radio, yes, I mostly
Speaker 1: listen to in PR. Sorry m PR, I'm not familiar
Speaker 1: with that rapper. Well, we are a radio show and
Speaker 1: we do a segment called the second Date Update. So
Speaker 1: you recently went on a date with one of our listeners. Okay,
Speaker 1: who was it? Her name is Erica. She emailed you, yeah, yeah, Ericay. Well,
Speaker 1: she emailed us and said that you guys met in
Speaker 1: acting class and you got together one night to make
Speaker 1: Tamali's and ever since then, you've kind of been cold
Speaker 1: to her in the acting class and you haven't responded
Speaker 1: to like her phone calls or text messages or anything. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't understand why she emailed you. Well, I guess
Speaker 1: she says that she's tried to talk to you a
Speaker 1: little bit, but you've been cold, and when she asked
Speaker 1: you if you wanted to go out again, you're just like,
Speaker 1: I'm busy, and then didn't want to talk to her.
Speaker 1: So she figured we might be able to find something out.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you wanted to say, it's just
Speaker 1: it's not working. There a specific reason. Well, yes and no,
Speaker 1: But I don't really see why I'm going to talk
Speaker 1: to you about it, well, because you're not telling her
Speaker 1: like you have to understand from her perspective, it's awkward
Speaker 1: for her to be in a class every day with
Speaker 1: a guy who obviously doesn't want to go out with you,
Speaker 1: and you have no idea why. So the best thing
Speaker 1: for her to do is to email a radio station.
Speaker 1: I think so, one way or the other. We do
Speaker 1: a lot of these second date updates. It works for
Speaker 1: a lot of people. Well, I think it says something
Speaker 1: about her sanity is that it. Do you feel like
Speaker 1: she's not saying no, I'm not saying she's not saying
Speaker 1: I'm just choosing to go our separate ways as much
Speaker 1: as we can, even though we still have to be
Speaker 1: in that class together. Because I think it's going to
Speaker 1: be better for both of us. So you're deciding for
Speaker 1: her what's better for her. Well, I'm deciding what's better
Speaker 1: for me, and I happen to believe it's got to
Speaker 1: be better for her. And what is that? I don't
Speaker 1: know why I'm telling you guys this, She's there's something
Speaker 1: about her vibe. I don't want to talk about ores
Speaker 1: and stuff, but there's definitely something about hers that clashes
Speaker 1: with mine. Classes, with your vibe. Only people in an
Speaker 1: acting class would say, what do you mean by that? Look?
Speaker 1: She come over from my house, we made to Molly's.
Speaker 1: There was like some awkwardness there. I didn't think anything
Speaker 1: of it. But then the next week in class, we
Speaker 1: had to do these monologues right and when I went
Speaker 1: up to do mine, I just I felt off, Like
Speaker 1: I just I couldn't get in the right headspace. I
Speaker 1: could just feel that my energy was being sucked. And
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of it has to do
Speaker 1: with her. What did you feel like your energy was
Speaker 1: off when you were doing your monologue because of her?
Speaker 1: How it's hard to explain to the late person, meaning
Speaker 1: not not an actor. I mean, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you guys do it like radio personalities. Radio is bottom
Speaker 1: of the barrel, not much of an art, where as
Speaker 1: lay person as you get like, have you ever taken
Speaker 1: an acting class? No, I have, I mean in high school,
Speaker 1: but like that counts. I'm not talking about like lay
Speaker 1: on the floor and being ice cream calling stuff. I
Speaker 1: mean like really getting into like what's inside of you. No,
Speaker 1: I've never really gotten in touch with what's inside of me?
Speaker 1: Thank god. Yeah. Was it something that she did? Wasn't
Speaker 1: anything she did. It was just her energy. You know,
Speaker 1: when I have to do my monologue, it sucked and
Speaker 1: I'm good, all right, but this girl something about her.
Speaker 1: I know it's her. I know it was her. It
Speaker 1: just it put me in the wrong space. So you're
Speaker 1: you're blaming her for you not doing a good job
Speaker 1: on your monologue. Look, if you don't understand it, it's
Speaker 1: just because you're not in touch. You know, you said
Speaker 1: you haven't been inside yourself. Well maybe you should take
Speaker 1: a big swimming like you because in order to get
Speaker 1: creative energy, you need to be free to do that.
Speaker 1: I think it's a little unfair to say someone's being
Speaker 1: ruined your abilities. I mean, it could have been like
Speaker 1: what if you did you have a stressful week or
Speaker 1: you had to fight with your mom. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I had a stressful week. I have the tools
Speaker 1: that I can channel that stress into a brilliant performance.
Speaker 1: But she took those tools away from me. She had
Speaker 1: to tell you that she did, but she did beef
Speaker 1: the tool beef. And that's the reason that you're not
Speaker 1: calling her back. You feel like you can't be creative
Speaker 1: with her in your life. Yeah, Like I need amuse
Speaker 1: and she is not amused. She's a succubus and she
Speaker 1: pulls the energy out of me. Every creative juice that
Speaker 1: I have was sucked out of me by that. She
Speaker 1: didn't feel the same way at all. I don't think. Well, look,
Speaker 1: her monologue was not great either, And either she's just
Speaker 1: a bad actress or I'm affecting her too. Okay, So
Speaker 1: you think that just the two of you together, you
Speaker 1: can't be successful actors because your energy doesn't fit right. Like,
Speaker 1: I can't practice my craft to the best of my
Speaker 1: ability if I have a succubus on me. Some people
Speaker 1: like succubussess, some people don't. I mean, I can't change
Speaker 1: how you feel. It kind of doesn't make sense to
Speaker 1: me because I'm you know, I'm not you, But I
Speaker 1: do know that she's on the other line listening right
Speaker 1: now and would love to talk to you. What are
Speaker 1: you seriously? Yeah, Erica, Hi, So she heard everything I
Speaker 1: just said? Yes she did? Yeah I did? And do
Speaker 1: you not agree with yes? I was thinking like you
Speaker 1: were dating somebody else, Like now you think I'm like
Speaker 1: some voodoo witch or something. So you think that your
Speaker 1: monologue was good? Oh, I wouldn't say it was the
Speaker 1: best ever had, but I can recognize that and not
Speaker 1: blame it on somebody else. Well, maybe you're not in
Speaker 1: touch with yourself enough to know what's aspecting you. Maybe
Speaker 1: you're a little too pretentious for the class. I'm pretentious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you hear yourself speaking right now? Okay, Erica, explain
Speaker 1: this to me? All right? Look at it all as
Speaker 1: a whole. The week before in class, my monologue was beautiful,
Speaker 1: Like the teacher said, it was the best work she'd seen.
Speaker 1: The next week after having spent just a little bit
Speaker 1: of time with you, I'm mixing up Macbeth and Hamlet,
Speaker 1: and it's all coming out apples and oranges. What other
Speaker 1: excuse could there? Be. I don't know. Maybe you didn't
Speaker 1: get enough sleep. Honestly, Allen, I don't I don't get
Speaker 1: it because you weren't bad. I wasn't bad you. You
Speaker 1: have completely skewed ideas of what's bad. Bad for me?
Speaker 1: Is probably your best day. I don't know a lot
Speaker 1: of you're being like this. Did we didn't have a
Speaker 1: good time? Do we not have fun? We were hanging out.
Speaker 1: That's not the point, Erica. Clearly, from a creative perspective
Speaker 1: and from a professional perspective, we're not good for each other.
Speaker 1: Our energies clash. So even if you had fun and
Speaker 1: liked each other, it's not worth it because it's going
Speaker 1: to screw up your careers. It could have been the
Speaker 1: best date in the world, but it's not worth it
Speaker 1: to me to continue dating someone that's going to pull
Speaker 1: my creativity out of my stomachic Did you love God?
Speaker 1: I mean, you're kind of being a jerk to her
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, she didn't do anything on purpose, even
Speaker 1: if you feel like she sucked her creativity out. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if I said hurtful things, but I think
Speaker 1: it's best that we don't pursue anything because it's clearly
Speaker 1: affecting both of us. I mean, people have bad weeks,
Speaker 1: but it's an acting class. Do you get through it?
Speaker 1: You take notes, and you go to the next class
Speaker 1: and try to do better. Maybe you'd understand this. Some
Speaker 1: of us, like myself, are trained and know how to
Speaker 1: focus stressful days or bad energies and still be fantastic. You, however,
Speaker 1: changed all of that for me. One date with you,
Speaker 1: and I had nothing left. O, sweetie, I'm really sorry,
Speaker 1: but you really aren't that good. The teacher gives you
Speaker 1: the most notes for a reason. No, the teacher gave
Speaker 1: me notes because the teacher thinks that there's something there
Speaker 1: that can be improved upon. You didn't get a lot
Speaker 1: of notes because you know what, Well, she's never gonna
Speaker 1: get me better. I know what the answer is going
Speaker 1: to be here, But I would like to ask the
Speaker 1: question regardless, Alan, would you like to go on a
Speaker 1: second date with Erica? We will pay for it, obviously
Speaker 1: not and Erica, I'm assuming that you don't want to
Speaker 1: see Alan again. Yeah, hell no, I'll drop out of
Speaker 1: the class. No, I'll be there. You'll see me. Oh man.
Speaker 1: I hope that both of you can channel that awkwardness
Speaker 1: into great monologues for future classes. I'll be able to
Speaker 1: channel all of this energy, including this sour energy that
Speaker 1: you just put in me, and I'll be able to
Speaker 1: do great work. And I'm going to book a lot
Speaker 1: of gigs. Erica, however, is going to be stuck doing
Speaker 1: nothing waiting tables, and maybe you can give her a
Speaker 1: job on your radio state. Alan will guarantee you in
Speaker 1: ten years, I'm gonna be the one. He's successful and
Speaker 1: you will not, yeah successful with cash and welfare checks.
Speaker 1: Good luck, Broken Jewil in the Morning, we may have
Speaker 1: found the most hated second date or ever. It's broken
Speaker 1: Jewil in the Morning. In today's second date update, Erica
Speaker 1: wanted to call a guy named Alan. They met in
Speaker 1: their acting class. They went out on a date. He
Speaker 1: wasn't calling her back, so we got him on the
Speaker 1: phone and found out the reason that he was ignoring
Speaker 1: her was because she's a succubus and she sucked all
Speaker 1: of his energy away and he couldn't. He couldn't create
Speaker 1: like an actor of his caliber can create in class,
Speaker 1: he said after the date. The next time they were
Speaker 1: an acting class together, he tried to do a monolog
Speaker 1: and it was just terrible and He blamed her a
Speaker 1: text message in at seven eight five to nine two,
Speaker 1: saying Alan is the reason why actors are said to
Speaker 1: be high maintenance. He really lived up the stereotype there,
Speaker 1: that's for sure. Yeah, he dodged a bullet, she really did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I mean they're both actors, so they'll probably end
Speaker 1: up in some sort of relationship at some point. What's
Speaker 1: going to be funny is that he actually becomes super
Speaker 1: famous and the joke's all on us. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: And he's on Fallon or one of the late night
Speaker 1: shows and they're like, when was the point you knew
Speaker 1: that you were going to make it in this business? Like, well,
Speaker 1: I was on this radio show and I had gone
Speaker 1: out with a horrible suck give us of a woman,
Speaker 1: and that's when I realized I needed to focus on me,
Speaker 1: and I'm the only one who can bring my energy, yes,
Speaker 1: to a creative point where I can create properly. Yes,
Speaker 1: people will give him a standing ovation. Yes. So anyway,
Speaker 1: everybody hates him on the text message board at seven
Speaker 1: eighty five nine too, because he was he was a
Speaker 1: jerk tour yeah serious, And she didn't do anything except
Speaker 1: for just be herself. Well, that is the problem. If
Speaker 1: she would have been an actor and been somebody else,
Speaker 1: maybe he wouldn't have had all of his energy sucked
Speaker 1: out of his body. Remember, if you want to do
Speaker 1: a second date update, all you have to do is
Speaker 1: email the show and we will call the person who
Speaker 1: didn't call you back Huber, ninety two point five