1 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 1: Hello, friends, It's mister Jim and welcome back to kid 2 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: Short Stories. Do you know what makes these stories ten 3 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: times better? Yeah, listening with a friend. So right now, 4 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: I want you to think of two friends that you 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 1: want your parents to text this episode too, so that 6 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 1: you guys can listen to it together. Today's story comes 7 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:22,239 Speaker 1: to us from land In. 8 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:22,599 Speaker 2: Hey. 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,240 Speaker 1: Landon, he sent me an awesome idea for a story, 10 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: and you can too. Just out up to kidshort Stories 11 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: dot com. Send me your idea and maybe we'll turn 12 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: it into an awesome adventure. Are you guys ready for 13 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 1: a pretty stinky adventure? 14 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 2: Me too? 15 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: Let's go. It was a beautiful fall day and Landon 16 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 1: was getting ready for football. He loved playing football and 17 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: was so excited to finally be on a real team. 18 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 1: Have you ever played on a real team before? Maybe 19 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:04,399 Speaker 1: soccer or basketball, baseball? There are so many different fun 20 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: sports to play, and Landon really loved football. All the equipment, 21 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 1: like the helmet and the pads and the jersey. Oh, 22 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 1: it was so cool when you put it all on. 23 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: As his family loaded up in the car to drive 24 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: over to the field, he just couldn't wait to make 25 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: some awesome plays out with his team. All right, Landon, 26 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: we're almost there. When we get there, do you need 27 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 1: help with carrying all your gear over to the field. No, 28 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: I don't need help. I got this, said Landon. There 29 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: was a lot of gear that he needed to carry, 30 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: and it was pretty heavy, but Landon was extra strong. 31 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: His parents parked the car and out he hopped, grabbing 32 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: his bag and throwing it over his back. And it 33 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 1: was really heavy. Oh yeah, oh oh it's it's not 34 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:59,560 Speaker 1: as bad as it. I can do this, said Landon. 35 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 1: It was very heavy, but he was going to do it. 36 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 1: He dragged the bag all the way to where his 37 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: team was. You see, they had to do some initial 38 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,080 Speaker 1: warm ups before they would put on all their pads 39 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:16,079 Speaker 1: and stuff. So all the the equipment was in a 40 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: big pile, and so he added his bag next to 41 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 1: the pile. All right, team, I need you to do 42 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:30,119 Speaker 1: three laps. Ready, go, shouted the coach Landing, and all 43 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:34,360 Speaker 1: the teams started running around the field. Three laps. That 44 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: was a lot of running, but it was important to 45 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: get ready for the game. Hey guys, how you doing, 46 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: said Landon as they were all running together. Hey, Landing, 47 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 1: we're doing great. You get Oh, there's a lot of running. Oh, 48 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 1: holy cow, Landing, slow down, no way, said Landon. We 49 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: gotta do this fast to get ready. Landon and the 50 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:06,360 Speaker 1: whole team was running their first lap around the field. Hey, Landon, 51 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 1: who's that guy over there by our equipment. Landon turned 52 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 1: around and looked as he was running there was Holy smokes, 53 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: that's that's a purple ninja, said Landon. The purple ninja 54 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 1: dropped something amidst all the equipment that was in that 55 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 1: big pile, all their helmets and pads and all the 56 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,920 Speaker 1: stuff for football, and Landon was on the other side 57 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 1: of the field. Hurry, guys, we have to get over 58 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: there and see what he just dropped in there fast. Yeah, 59 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: but who is that? Said one of his teammates. I 60 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 1: can't exactly answer that question right now, but he's not 61 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: a good guy. We got a hurry. As they were 62 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 1: running around the field to get back to their equipment, 63 00:03:56,160 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: that purple ninja vanished. Landon was the first to have 64 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 1: all the equipment. Oh, it smells horrible. What happened here 65 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 1: is they were digging around in their equipment. Landing found it. 66 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:17,280 Speaker 1: There's a stink bomb in here. Oh gross. The whole 67 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:23,600 Speaker 1: team started plugging their noses. Ah, that is terrible, Landed. 68 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 1: Did you know that guy? Is he like playing a 69 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: prank on us? Said one of his teammates. Oh that 70 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: does smell pretty bad, said Landon. No, well, yes, I 71 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,320 Speaker 1: do know. I can't really talk about it. It's kind 72 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 1: of a secret. All I know is that we gotta 73 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:45,280 Speaker 1: clean this off fast before that stink just settles into 74 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 1: our equipment. That would be terrible if we play the 75 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: game smelling like that. The whole team spread out their equipment, 76 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 1: hoping that the smell would go away, but unfortunately, it 77 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:59,480 Speaker 1: only got worse. Coaches, coaches, come to the center field, 78 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 1: said the refs. The coaches from both teams ran out 79 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:07,159 Speaker 1: to the center field talking to the refs. This game 80 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 1: has been canceled due to smelly equipment on both teams. 81 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:16,039 Speaker 1: Go home and wash and make sure that you're ready 82 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:21,919 Speaker 1: for the next game, said the refs. Oh no, said Landon. 83 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: He was so bummed that their first game had been canceled. 84 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be really sad? 85 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 2: Uh? 86 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 1: I don't like when my games get canceled? What about you? Yeah? 87 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:39,440 Speaker 1: I mean either well. Landon grabbed all of his equipment 88 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:43,360 Speaker 1: and his parents said, there's no way we're letting that 89 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 1: in our car. Uh, but what am I supposed to 90 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 1: do with it? Said Landon? Uh, huh, gross, I guess 91 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 1: we'll have to maybe put the windows down as we're driving. 92 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 1: All right, let's hurry up and get home and get 93 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:59,720 Speaker 1: those things washed. Landon loaded up the car with all 94 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 1: that smelly equipment, said goodbye to all of his teammates, 95 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:07,360 Speaker 1: and off he drove with his family. When they got home, 96 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 1: they immediately started washing the equipment, but there was nothing 97 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,839 Speaker 1: they could do to get rid of that terrible smell. 98 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:20,800 Speaker 1: Have you ever had something smell really stinky before? Yes? Yeah, 99 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 1: sometimes my socks can get pretty stinky. Oh gross, So 100 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,040 Speaker 1: we need to put him in the washing machine, right, yeah, 101 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:31,840 Speaker 1: and get them all clean. Well, football equipment and some 102 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 1: things are kind of hard to wash. So his parents 103 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 1: filled a big bucket up with water and soap and 104 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:42,159 Speaker 1: told Landon that all that stuff needed to soak in 105 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:46,680 Speaker 1: that soapy water overnight, at least overnight, and hopefully that 106 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:52,160 Speaker 1: would get rid of the smell. Unfortunately, day after day passed, 107 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 1: it had been a whole week and the smell had 108 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 1: only gotten worse. It had gotten so bad that they 109 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 1: had had to keep all that stuff outside, and worst 110 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:08,839 Speaker 1: of all, it had affected every single team in the 111 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 1: whole wide world. All sports equipment had become completely smelly stinky. 112 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:23,200 Speaker 3: What oh ah, Burbon Ninjas, what have we done? This 113 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 3: is such a marvelous plan that they just could not 114 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:33,000 Speaker 3: have done this out you thanks, boss. 115 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:36,440 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, those stink pops worked perfectly when we dropped 116 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 2: them in all the sports equipment piles. And now that 117 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:44,720 Speaker 2: all the teams are really smelly, there's no more sport games, hi, 118 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,440 Speaker 2: which means no more fun. 119 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: That is perfect. And you're sure that the stinky stuff 120 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 1: it can't be washed away right your shirt? 121 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:59,120 Speaker 2: Oh? Definitely. There's no soap in the all wine world 122 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:02,880 Speaker 2: that has ever existed that could get rid of this stink. 123 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,400 Speaker 2: We're making the world stinky. 124 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:12,880 Speaker 1: Oh no, what have the Purple Ninjas done to make 125 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 1: all of the sports equipment in the world stinky? Canceling 126 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 1: all of our games? This is terrible and I think 127 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 1: we're gonna need some help from eh to Q and 128 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: this biology squad. We'll see you on the next adventure. Bye. 129 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,960 Speaker 1: Hey friend ZIONI your help. Celebrating a birthday drum rule, 130 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:43,600 Speaker 1: please sh happy birthday of Annie, who's Durning six years old. 131 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:49,199 Speaker 1: Avanni loves her little brother Aru and little sister Ailey, 132 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:53,280 Speaker 1: the colors pink and purple, unicorns, and all the babies 133 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:59,200 Speaker 1: in the world, and listens to mister Jim podcasts every day. Wow, Annie, 134 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,480 Speaker 1: I'm so glad we get to celebrate you and your 135 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:07,680 Speaker 1: big day on the show. Happy sixth birthday. Well friends, 136 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,920 Speaker 1: I hope you all have a superduber day and I 137 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,319 Speaker 1: will see you on our next adventure. Bye.