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Speaker 1: Well, I invited.

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Speaker 2: You here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 3: But you're a.

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Speaker 1: Guess to my home. You gotta come to be empty.

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Speaker 2: And I said, no guests. Your presences presents enough. I

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Speaker 4: Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Bridget Wineger. I

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Speaker 4: hope you're doing something that calms you down, unless this

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Speaker 4: is this podcass some part of a high intensity workout,

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Speaker 4: and that case turn it up. I don't blame you

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Speaker 4: because today, good grief my guest, who could ask for more?

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Speaker 4: Today we have Karen Kilgarif Hello Bridger, Karen, Welcome to.

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Speaker 4: I said no gifts and also welcome to your home.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to my home.

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Speaker 4: Recording from your home.

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Speaker 3: It's true. Isn't it exciting to be around a person?

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Speaker 4: It's exhilarating, It's truly. I mean, we've talked about this

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Speaker 4: off microphone, but I haven't seen people I love in

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Speaker 4: a long time, and they began to feel like they

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Speaker 4: were part of some sort of algorithm. I would see

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Speaker 4: them on a screen and it just felt like they

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Speaker 4: were placed there as proof that there was something out

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Speaker 4: there but may not exist. In reality.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so it's kind of like a lie or propaganda

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Speaker 3: in some way.

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Speaker 4: Right, Maybe everything else collapsed and the computer is just

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Speaker 4: trying to keep these things going in some way.

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Speaker 3: Make you feel better, right? Yes?

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Speaker 4: Have you been in touch with many people over Zoom

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Speaker 3: I'm one of those people that one of the first

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Speaker 4: Or corus of quarantine baby.

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Speaker 3: I'm a quarantine baby and I'm gonna have one. I'm

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Speaker 3: hell bent. No, so yeah, I think that whole idea

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Speaker 3: of like seeing people on Zoom. We've recorded other podcasts

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Speaker 3: on Zoom. I had my birthday party with my sister

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Speaker 3: and Adrian and Lauren and my niece Nora. We played

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Speaker 3: some fun Zoom true games.

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Speaker 4: What Zoom games did you play?

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to remember. I think we did quip Lash. No,

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Speaker 3: played Yatzi.

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Speaker 4: I care it was some Is there an online Yachtzi?

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Speaker 3: No one actually likes Yati, but me and I have

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Speaker 3: That's how game night started. It was actually supposed to

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, no, hey, I mean game night is different

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Speaker 3: Or as an adult, which is insulting. Of course, it's

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Speaker 4: I mean anything that involves cards. For some reason, my

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So that's almost like an habitual thing where people

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Speaker 4: I yeah, I've done some Zoom game nights with you

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Speaker 1: Not do that.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I'm being dragged into a Spencer's Gifts

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Speaker 3: They clearly know what they're doing. It's a very popular game.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we're all on board with it totally. It's called Quiplash, Yes,

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Speaker 3: By the people who made the great Internet trivia game.

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Speaker 3: You don't know, Jack right when. I will absolutely give

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Speaker 3: For so long. I mean, they really know what they're doing,

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Speaker 4: But I guess you don't want me being the announcer

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's my game, that's my dream game.

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Speaker 3: It's like yellow, Yes, yes, it's yellow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what is the end of quarantine even going to

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Speaker 3: That it had it had just come out. I bought

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Speaker 3: So that might be what they call like, yes.

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Speaker 4: There's so much beautiful simulation to look at. Yes, and

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Speaker 4: My only guess is you bought me a haunted house.

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Speaker 3: A twelve, not just Bridger by itself.

442
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,720
Speaker 4: Where is this information coming from?

443
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,760
Speaker 3: Well, originally it was from Shan Tejarachi, right, who is

444
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,679
Speaker 3: a person that we met through basically at the beginning

445
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,359
Speaker 3: the beginning of my Twitter day, right, And so it

446
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 3: was kind of a it was one. I think it's

447
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 3: one of the first things you and I talked about

448
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 3: that night that we all hung out at that bar

449
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,880
Speaker 3: in on your work, well right, and the park, yeah,

450
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,480
Speaker 3: Highland Park. But anyway, it's basically, what an interesting name,

451
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:09,400
Speaker 3: And that was Sean's piece of information is that's actually

452
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 3: according to him, that's something. And we looked it up

453
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,160
Speaker 3: because you know, he's obsessed with names.

454
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 4: Right, right, and so we looked it up and it

455
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 4: is that he's also has some Mormon background, does he really?

456
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:21,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

457
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,159
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know that.

458
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:22,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.

459
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 3: He kept it from me well anyway, so I just

460
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,360
Speaker 3: always thought that that was in my in my head

461
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,400
Speaker 3: quietly every time I say your first name, I add

462
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 3: An A twelve.

463
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,960
Speaker 4: I love that so much. It's also so grime z

464
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 4: Elon Musk.

465
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 3: It is, and it's doesn't it sound like a star already?

466
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:41,400
Speaker 4: Yeah?

467
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:41,640
Speaker 2: It does.

468
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 4: Bridger A twelve or set light speed towards Bridger A twelve.

469
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 4: We've got a visit Bridger at home, So this is so.

470
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 3: Basically it was kind of like it had to do

471
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,840
Speaker 3: with that, but also it was that idea of you've

472
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 3: already been given you know what, ten sixteen gifts.

473
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 4: However, my yeah, yeah, by the time this airs, it

474
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 4: will be sixteen different gifts, and no one's given me

475
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 4: a star.

476
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,399
Speaker 3: Well, because this is to me and the way I

477
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 3: approach all of life. This is a big competition. So

478
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 3: I'm not going to come in and try to give

479
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 3: you some like, oh, I know you love cookies. So

480
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 3: here's the you know what I mean, I need to go.

481
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 3: It's like I've bought you a star.

482
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 4: Yes, there's nothing more that anyone could buy you me

483
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 4: except haunted house.

484
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 3: Haunted house, which of course it's now disappointing, but I

485
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,399
Speaker 3: didn't think of it.

486
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 4: But there could be a hanted house on the star.

487
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 3: We don't know what's there. But here's the thing. I

488
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 3: look up this idea because it's like when you actually

489
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:36,879
Speaker 3: look up how to buy someone a star, which is

490
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:41,400
Speaker 3: literally what I googled. So many podcasts, so many websites

491
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 3: come up to direct you to these different places. So

492
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 3: then I find the one that has NASA in it. Okay,

493
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,440
Speaker 3: and it's a whole article about how this is not

494
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 3: real and that basically it's a scam, and it's a

495
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,880
Speaker 3: scam that now it was. It started out the online

496
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,120
Speaker 3: star registry, right scam. They were just doing it by themselves,

497
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 3: but now all kinds of people are doing it, so

498
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 3: there's no place you can't ever take the the in

499
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 3: the mail. You are going to get a certificate.

500
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 4: Oh I cannot wait.

501
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 3: That's official and it's real nice. I signed you up

502
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,880
Speaker 3: for the higher level, the higher level of the gift,

503
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 3: which I thought was going to be thousands of dollars,

504
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 3: and I was totally willing to do it for the joke.

505
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 3: And it was like, it's fifty three dollars.

506
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,360
Speaker 4: Oh, give me a break. That's fully worth a certificate

507
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:31,640
Speaker 4: so much and you don't.

508
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,640
Speaker 3: You're not just going to get a certificate that looks

509
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 3: kind of like a high school graduation thing. Sure, certificate.

510
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 3: What are those called?

511
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 4: Uh? Oh no, diploma, Yes, that word vanished from my mind.

512
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,360
Speaker 4: It's like, oh yeah, it's definitely a certificate, a high

513
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 4: school certificate. It looks like a diploma. It says it's

514
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 4: your star, and it's not so that as far as

515
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 4: it goes. And essentially, if you try to go anywhere,

516
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 4: NASA would be like, go fuck yourself twelve you get nothing,

517
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 4: which I think is kind of great. Whoever is inhabiting

518
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 4: the star, I mean I might be the owner, the

519
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 4: new president there or something, and that I mean I've

520
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 4: got I mean, nobody steal my new television show idea

521
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 4: Bridger owns a star.

522
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 3: Please don't raise rent.

523
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 4: What happens when an idiot in Los Angeles takes over your.

524
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:24,119
Speaker 3: Star and you're in charge of that simulation?

525
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 4: Yeah? Oh my god, please come on. I mean maybe

526
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 4: it's the Heaven's Gate people. Oh no, they're on hay uh.

527
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 4: We're on the comment the Common Air, zipping around on

528
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 4: Hail Bob. Yeah, they've still got a website.

529
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 3: They do. So when I saw that this was fake, right,

530
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:45,439
Speaker 3: I clicked on the web. There is a website talking

531
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 3: about it, and it is the most angel fire black

532
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 3: back of course, and that also I was going to

533
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 3: print out for you, but I didn't. I don't think

534
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,919
Speaker 3: I have the color thing in. Let me see if

535
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 3: I can find it, because I did. It's the funniest

536
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 3: website that's basically like, this isn't real. It's clearly from

537
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety six. Okay, I can't find it, but basically

538
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 3: there is a I'll try to print that up for

539
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 3: you as well. That basically it's kind of like there's

540
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 3: an MS paint astronaut on the side and it's like

541
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 3: these links of like it's basically there to say they're

542
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 3: busting this concept.

543
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 4: So wait, is this the website where the sound effect

544
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 4: was coming from.

545
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 3: No, that's that's from them where you buy it, and

546
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 3: it's very official, and they basically as you're buying it,

547
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 3: because I started doing it and then I was like

548
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 3: in the middle of it when you pulled up, and

549
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 3: so I was trying to tell you, I'm trying to

550
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 3: get it done really fast because I'm always twenty minutes late,

551
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 3: even in a pandemic, twenty minutes late for everything. So

552
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 3: I was trying to get it done really fast and

553
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 3: without you like seeing it. And then this fucking outer

554
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 3: spit that the sound was outer space.

555
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that makes sense. It was kind of a

556
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 4: space wind.

557
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

558
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,119
Speaker 4: Is there wind in space? Ye? I mean no, what

559
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,479
Speaker 4: do they have on solar flare sound? I guess there

560
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 4: is no sound in space, So that's the problem.

561
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 3: Just the sound from space movies that they put on.

562
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, this was some sort of satellite or I don't

563
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 4: know what that was, but it was haunting, its eerie

564
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 4: and uh, space sent a chill down my spine. Great,

565
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 4: So that's probably what I have to get used to

566
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 4: on my star. That's right, just the sound of my well,

567
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 4: not even my voice.

568
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 3: What would you hear the scream inside your mind?

569
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 4: Well, I hear that here. So it's just like life

570
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 4: on Earth.

571
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 3: Listen, it's gonna If you go, it'll be there too.

572
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 4: And if I go, you're going, please, so please take me,

573
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 4: you me Elon and Grimes and baby make Ai ao

574
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 4: xi a yes, wow, stars.

575
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

576
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm now in a real position, a

577
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 4: real Do you know who I am positioned? Do you

578
00:27:59,200 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 4: know who you're talking?

579
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 3: If you get pulled over for drunk driving, this is

580
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 3: what you unfold this from your wallet, road, It's me,

581
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 3: the owner of Libra Bridgery twelve.

582
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 4: Take it to the Intergalactic Court Officer. I am a

583
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 4: star owner, Karen. This is an incredible gift.

584
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 2: What are you?

585
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 4: Are you a space person? Enjoy thinking about space?

586
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 3: Give me a weird stomach ache?

587
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 4: Really? Does it make you nervous?

588
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 3: Yes? I just don't. I feel like and not. This

589
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 3: sounds a little bit. There's so many problems we have here. Yes,

590
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,679
Speaker 3: I don't know why we're doing anything in space at all.

591
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 3: When people are literally laying on the street in downtown

592
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 3: Los Angeles on the sidewalk, that concept drives me insane.

593
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 3: But it started like nas and everything started back before,

594
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 3: you know, the caving of the society and middle class

595
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 3: and everything like that. It's but these days it makes

596
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 3: me nuts and it's kind of it feels like that

597
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 3: like will we all us dream and God stus whatever,

598
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 3: And it's like, yeah, but there's you have to do this.

599
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 4: Just dream about people not living intents in the middle

600
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 4: of a city area. That feels like a beautiful dream.

601
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 3: Dream dream about funding middle schools.

602
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 4: Of course, please shit like that, yes please so no

603
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 4: fully under fully agreed.

604
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 3: But I do like the concept of astronomy is fascinating

605
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 3: to me, Like being in the same room as a

606
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 3: physicist was thrilling to me, like that that someone could

607
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 3: be that smart.

608
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 4: That knowledgeable about something that is just beyond my reasoning whatsoever.

609
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 3: I see those like in a movie when there's like

610
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 3: a big equation on a board because you're in a

611
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 3: like a quantum theory class or an astronomy is class,

612
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 3: not astrology astronomy class, and it just makes me want

613
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 3: to leave the room I'm watching the movie, like to

614
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 3: get away from that level of education.

615
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 4: I hate it now that you bring that up. Has

616
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 4: a giant equation ever been written on a chalkboard. I

617
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 4: don't know that. I feel like that's just an invention

618
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 4: of That's something that I would think would be in

619
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 4: a smart call because I never went to good college classes.

620
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 4: That's what I would imagine was happening in one of those.

621
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 4: But is that really happening? I mean, what's the point

622
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 4: of that?

623
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 3: I don't know.

624
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, amount of chalk in the air.

625
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,719
Speaker 3: Can't you just write it on your binder paper right

626
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 3: in front of you.

627
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 4: Right or laps like make a xerox and pass it

628
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 4: around the classroom or whatever.

629
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 3: And also it takes so long. That used to drive

630
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 3: me insane. I had in sixth grade. I had a

631
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 3: teacher and he used to write on the board and

632
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 3: he used to only use his index finger and thumb

633
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 3: to hold the chalk and then it would take forever

634
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 3: and he would he had really nice handwriting. But I

635
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 3: was like, what we could be collapsing this amount of

636
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 3: time that you're taking to write, like, you know, whatever

637
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 3: is the capital of Italy and just say it.

638
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 4: Just well we're all sitting here in front of you.

639
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 4: Yeah that's interesting.

640
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 3: But click click clickick, you know that used to be

641
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 3: a huge part.

642
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 4: Is so presentational or what is he trying to prove.

643
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 3: There that it's nineteen thirty two. Out of here.

644
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 4: I'm now thinking about my sixth grade teacher, mister Morris,

645
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 4: who we all thought was he had another job and

646
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 4: that he wouldn't talk about, and we thought he worked

647
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 4: for the CIA, and then we found out he worked

648
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 4: in an old folks home.

649
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 3: Oh no, they don't pay teachers.

650
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 4: In that, right, So it was like this mystery we

651
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 4: all had that we lived with was so exciting. But

652
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 4: he just, you know, just the public education system is

653
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 4: underfunded and mister Morris needed. But then also he was

654
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 4: very far right, and there was some you know, some

655
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 4: conspiracy theories being thrown out to sixth graders, which felt wrong, okay, that.

656
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 3: Concept of I went to a high school and we

657
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 3: had several not okay teachers not saying I think, I

658
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 3: think it's safe to say not sane.

659
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: And one of them was a.

660
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 3: Theology teacher who was a priest.

661
00:31:59,320 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 2: Right.

662
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 3: He stood in front of the class and used to

663
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 3: draw diagrams of downtown San Francisco Union Square, and he

664
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 3: would talk about the communists, how the Communists are taking

665
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 3: over Gumps, which was this department store in like in

666
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 3: Union Square. San Francisco. That's very fancy.

667
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 4: It was almost like called gumps. Gumps was the name

668
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 4: of this is obviously pre forest pre forest gump because

669
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 4: gum sounds like like the department sword that would be

670
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 4: attached to the shrimp company entirely.

671
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 3: But it was some you know when you went in there,

672
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 3: like you'd go in there at Christmas time and they

673
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 3: would have like entire sets of china that were, you know,

674
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 3: Christmas theme. You would go there if you had a

675
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 3: rich relative that was trying to buy a gift for someone, sure,

676
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 3: and nothing was of use at all. It was all decorative,

677
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 3: like crystals in the clutter your home with crystal Yeah,

678
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 3: and show your great nephew that you're rich.

679
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 4: Yes you could have paid for him to go to college,

680
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 4: but no, you need this ash tray.

681
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 3: It's a formative astrays And he drew I'll never forget

682
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 3: it because I was sitting back there and my mom

683
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 3: was a psychiatric nurse so she would talk about different

684
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 3: forms of different personality disorders often. So I would just

685
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 3: sit there watching him, being like this man is not okay.

686
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 3: And he would literally draw show us where the the

687
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:25,479
Speaker 3: communists were, like the different buildings that they were perched

688
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 3: on watching Gumps and it was this whole theory, but

689
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 3: no one said a word because we didn't want to

690
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 3: actually read the Bible and have to do assignments.

691
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 4: And so this is way more fun to listen to.

692
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, we just all sat there and pretended to take

693
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 3: notes and let him rant and then leave and we

694
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 3: didn't have to do anything.

695
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 4: I need. I have a question about these theories. Why

696
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 4: were the communists watching Gumps?

697
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:51,479
Speaker 2: Uh?

698
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, they just just keeping an eye on unchecked capitalism

699
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 4: or what.

700
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 3: It was kind of this idea that I think he

701
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 3: It was this kind of strange fantasy about communism and

702
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 3: what they're planning to do to our society and what

703
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 3: the important elements of our society like Gumps department store

704
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 3: or whatever.

705
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, the cornerstone of America, Gus Gumps.

706
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,800
Speaker 3: He also would do a thing where like every it

707
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 3: was this my high school. It was great in a

708
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 3: lot of ways. There were some really amazing teachers, but

709
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 3: then there was the ones that were off their rockers.

710
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 3: There was this kind of silent consensus that nobody was

711
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 3: going to say anything because those were the classes where

712
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 3: you just didn't have to do anything.

713
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 4: Of course, Yeah, why would you report that you're right.

714
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 4: You just play a lot off.

715
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, and no homework and no kind of like now

716
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 3: and now I'm reading from job twenty three. You know

717
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 3: what I mean.

718
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 4: There's no you just get to talk about on a

719
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 4: podcast three years later.

720
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 3: In my mind, I was like, this is an anecdote,

721
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 3: but he's going to survive this unbelievable.

722
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 4: I had a fifth grade teacher that I remember shut

723
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 4: down class one day to tell us about the evils

724
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 4: of Wiji boards and face cards and just basically to

725
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 4: spend the day talking about Satan. This isn't a fully

726
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 4: public school. This was not We were not at Catholic school.

727
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 4: We were not well I mean, I guess every school

728
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 4: at Utah's and Mormon school, but like this was just

729
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 4: a regular school and suddenly we're just talking about Satan

730
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 4: avoiding the devil? Sorry, what are face cards? Literally like

731
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 4: a playing cards? She was like she thought she referred

732
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 4: to them as face cards, and then she thinks, I mean,

733
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 4: what am I trying to explain here? It was insanity,

734
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 4: But like, truly, we spent the day talking about the

735
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,720
Speaker 4: dangers of Satan.

736
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,280
Speaker 3: I have to agree with her, not on the face cards,

737
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 3: but on the Ouiji board. I think wigi boards are so.

738
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: Do we really?

739
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 3: I do?

740
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 4: Have you when was the last time you used one?

741
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 4: I will not have you ever used one?

742
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 3: I think we did a little bit. We had it

743
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 3: because you know, like the Parker Brothers put out like

744
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 3: a Wiji.

745
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 4: Of course, it is a weird thing to see in

746
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 4: kmart or whatever. It's like, oh, that's like right next

747
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 4: to Monopoly.

748
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 3: Yes, it's to me, that's so seventies. That is the

749
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 3: picture of the seventies.

750
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 4: Well, and they have it updated the box art since

751
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 4: the seventies. It looks amazing.

752
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like somebody has a bowl cut like a

753
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 3: who was that? Figures Dorothy Hamill. Everyone had the Dorothy

754
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 3: Hamil cut. But my aunt, my uncle Steve, died very

755
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 3: suddenly when I was twelve. He had just had a

756
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 3: heart attack and died. And then after I'll never forget,

757
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 3: my aunt was cleaning out this closet and my cousin

758
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 3: Lisa pulled out the Ouiji board and my aunt said,

759
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 3: get rid of that thing. I want that out of

760
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 3: the house. So that scared me because I was like,

761
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 3: that's an adult basically going this is not okay. And

762
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 3: then later on I heard a story about a girl

763
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 3: that I went to high school with who who always

764
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 3: seemed a little bit very low key. And I was

765
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 3: always fascinated by other girls having different personalities in me

766
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 3: because I was like, why aren't you filled with like

767
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 3: this intense social anxiety that's making you talk NonStop? Which

768
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 3: is what my personal issue. Like shy people, I'd always

769
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 3: be like, how are you doing it? Tell me yourself,

770
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 3: I can tell you.

771
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 4: I'm happy to explain. Just shut it all down, absolutely,

772
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 4: the entire biologically, the system just shuts down, low heart rate.

773
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 4: It's like a lizard on a rock.

774
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. So there.

775
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 3: So there was a girl that another girl told me,

776
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 3: oh yeah, her and her friends and cousins did a

777
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 3: Weiji board one night and they actually brought up the Devil.

778
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 3: And then I was like, that's why she's like that,

779
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 3: because she was like, had the shit scared out of her.

780
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 3: Oh So I've always been like, keep cape those away

781
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,240
Speaker 3: from me, and people give us on the road and stuff,

782
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 3: we will get gifts, and I'm like, get it away

783
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 3: from me. I can't. I don't want to mess with that.

784
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 4: See. I don't think I've ever done one officially, but

785
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 4: I would love to I would love to get in

786
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 4: touch with the devil. No what I feel like if

787
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 4: I got in touch with the devil, it would make

788
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 4: everything make sense. I'd be like, Okay, well, the devil's real.

789
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 4: He's trying to talk to me. I also, by the way,

790
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 4: I just love the idea that there's like a guy

791
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,320
Speaker 4: who goes by the name the Devil. I mean, or

792
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 4: at least unofficially, he's like running around Hell and he's

793
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 4: the Devil, Like that's a person that exists. Now there

794
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 4: is so fucking Have you talked to the devil today?

795
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 2: Oh? He is.

796
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 3: He'll mess with your mind.

797
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 4: He's not in a good mood.

798
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 3: Strangely, the Devil's being a real bitch.

799
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 4: No, I need to get a But I feel like

800
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 4: Jim would not be into a wage a board. I

801
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 4: feel like because he was raised Catholic and also kind

802
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 4: of buys into some of these more dramatic elements of

803
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 4: all of this. Maybe I just need to be alone

804
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 4: with a board.

805
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 3: Please don't not during quarantine. You save it for your

806
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 3: big celebration. When quarantine's broken.

807
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 4: I will gather everyone and we'll be able to touch

808
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 4: hands again. I guess it is a kind of a

809
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,439
Speaker 4: non Quarantine game.

810
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to. I think three people men. Okay,

811
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 3: from what I remember of that board game, right, like

812
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 3: looking at it and yeah, tiptoeing by the closet it was.

813
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 4: In I want to get in Touch with the Ouiji.

814
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 4: That reminds me. What was that movie that series we

815
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 4: would go see with the couple who's battling evil, The Conjuring. Yeah,

816
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 4: it's a Conjuring, right, The Conjuring two. Yes, I think

817
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 4: those people were kind of scam artists. I've read they're

818
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 4: like taking advantage or maybe you were telling me about it,

819
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 4: like yes, taking advantage of people's grief or whatever.

820
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 3: Well, I mean that's what that's what's always said about

821
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 3: people who come in when supernatural occurrences are happening. So

822
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 3: like there's I think it's The Conjuring three where it's

823
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 3: based on a real story, and Georgia covered this on

824
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 3: My Favorite Murder. It drops thursdays exactly.

825
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 4: We've never heard of it. That thing isn't going to

826
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 4: last another day.

827
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 3: That's what I've been saying.

828
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 4: People don't like true crime.

829
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 3: No, it's the wave is definitely cresting for sure. But

830
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,240
Speaker 3: they in the third one, they go to this house

831
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 3: in did we see this together in England? And the

832
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 3: teenage daughter is like floating over her bed and they

833
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 3: what they brought in neighbors, They brought in cops, they

834
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 3: brought in all these people who all witnessed it. They

835
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 3: had tons of witnesses, stuff flying around the house.

836
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 4: Do you remember this, Oh, we didn't see this one.

837
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 4: We saw The Nun, which was a spin off, which

838
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,320
Speaker 4: absolutely it's such a drag.

839
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: But none was.

840
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 3: The build up in our friend group who would go

841
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 3: see those terrible movies was unbelievable and so excited. I

842
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 3: was so excited for The Nun because it had the

843
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:25,280
Speaker 3: best trailer.

844
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 4: Of course, the trailer actually scares you.

845
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 3: This I was and we were probably together. Yes, we

846
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 3: saw the Nun trailer, and people in the audience of

847
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 3: the movie we were in to see that the trailer

848
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 3: was playing in front of people screamed.

849
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,919
Speaker 4: I was scarier than the horror movie we saw after

850
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 4: the trailer, yes, yes, And then the movie is just

851
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 4: like a tableau of scary nun pictures. It's like a

852
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 4: Marilyn Manson video or something.

853
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 3: It's not it's not thought through well because they basically

854
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:55,359
Speaker 3: go to a haunted castle which absolutely bring it more.

855
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,720
Speaker 4: We need more movies and haunted anything.

856
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 3: Please, a big stone.

857
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 4: All is fog low level fog ething.

858
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 3: Happened eleven hundred, you can explain, yes, all of it. Meanwhile,

859
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 3: in the Nun, they're just they show up and then

860
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 3: it's like, get ready, bad stuff happening, and then it's

861
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 3: that shot of her coming out from the side. The end,

862
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 3: it's like the same hallway they walked down in a

863
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,240
Speaker 3: Scooby Doo style.

864
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 4: They didn't even have like a cohesive nune design. It

865
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 4: just felt like nuns from every movie you've ever seen.

866
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 4: We've got a nun coming in to try to spook you. Yep.

867
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 4: Didn't work for me. Such a disappointment.

868
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 3: And also they didn't. It was like, why nuns inherently

869
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 3: are scary?

870
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:38,439
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's.

871
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 3: All beat you're scary.

872
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 4: Well, then the costume is not pleasant to look at

873
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 4: the non costume, I guess, well, it's not a uniform.

874
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 3: Well, especially the sexy non costume. That's offensive.

875
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 4: If these nuns work hard, what if a sexy.

876
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 3: Nun came out from the side and scared everybody.

877
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,040
Speaker 4: I honestly, with that the way that movie unfold it,

878
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 4: I would have been like, oh, yeah, of course they

879
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 4: had a sex syt of course of other types of nuns.

880
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 3: Yeah. Finally it's like, oh, in this part of the

881
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 3: castle there, it's Halloween, and so there's a bunch of

882
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 3: sorority girls dressed like nuns. Get ready, you're gonna flip

883
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 3: out everybody that would have been at least something, of course,

884
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 3: but I just remember them there. They would walk through

885
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 3: hallways and they'd be like straw in the corner. That's

886
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 3: how you know it was a long time ago, because

887
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:27,320
Speaker 3: there was straw on the floor. Okay, perfect, I'm scared.

888
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 3: Good job, everybody.

889
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 4: Such a waste of a haunted castle.

890
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 3: It really was. Maybe we need to write a haunted

891
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 3: Castle movie.

892
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 4: Please, Maybe I think off off cast we talk conded Castle.

893
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you are going to steal this idea, we

894
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 3: will threaten we'll use.

895
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 4: This audio in court against you, and I will get

896
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 4: the loudest speaker to play it through. So just watch out.

897
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 3: We will put outer space sounds behind our voices and.

898
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 4: We'll play both of our competing noun or Haunted Castle

899
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 4: movies next to each other, and then the judge all the.

900
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 3: Side it'll be Oh, it'll be a contact it's.

901
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 4: Gonna Now we're in a movie making contest.

902
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 3: This is just like the green Light and fuck you,

903
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 3: Ben Affleck because we don't care that you thought of

904
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 3: it already for.

905
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 4: A variety of reasons. Wait, I now I feel like

906
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,479
Speaker 4: I've I've gotten a off track of the girl flying

907
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:17,280
Speaker 4: above her bed. You were telling me about the Welling people.

908
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 3: That conjuring story, I mean the other ones. I don't

909
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 3: know how many of them were based on true cases

910
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 3: that couple did, but that one, and I could be wrong.

911
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 3: It could be the Conjuring. For we could be saying

912
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 3: the Conjuring and it's it's actually a different movie.

913
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 4: Four other conjuring movies may have been released by the

914
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 4: time this podcast comes out straight to video, of course.

915
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 4: Conjuring two.

916
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 3: Conjuring two.

917
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 4: We've seen that in the UK.

918
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 2: They called it the Conjuring two. The I fields to

919
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,240
Speaker 2: let people, Oh.

920
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 4: Yes, I love Poltergeist.

921
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a good one, and it was like

922
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 3: really believable. You know, it's like when the whole bureau

923
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 3: goes across the bedroom and blocks the door type of stuff. Right, yes,

924
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 3: like there they were like this happened, and a bunch

925
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,320
Speaker 3: of people saw the neighbor came over and saw it.

926
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 4: It wasn't just us, you know, I'm now flashing back.

927
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 4: We did see this movie together, and I remember thinking

928
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 4: they've proved the movie was in the UK by like

929
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 4: playing the Clash or something. It was like, Oh, here

930
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,879
Speaker 4: we are. It's seventies. It's weren't there posters on the wall?

931
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 4: I'm sure there was? Like I feel like every teen

932
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 4: in a movie has the Clash or Ramones on the wall. Yeah,

933
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 4: it's time to move on. I mean, yeah, yeah, we

934
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 4: need more, we need more. We've put it. Throw up

935
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,720
Speaker 4: a Gaga poster on the teens wall. That's probably closer

936
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 4: or scenes Love Me drafted. Teens like they like Frank Ocean. No,

937
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 4: I like Frank Ocean. What am I talking about? I guess?

938
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 4: I guess that's what I've in common with teens.

939
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 3: They like what's the high school Musical? One? Two, three,

940
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,399
Speaker 3: four and five?

941
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 4: Oh, A haunted high school musical? I think that's a thing,

942
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 4: isn't it?

943
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 2: Is it?

944
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 4: Why? Why am I so confident? I just literally said

945
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 4: two things we were talking about and decided it's reality.

946
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 3: Hated It's Haunted high School Musical? On Bridger A twelve,

947
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 3: The Star in the Libra District.

948
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 4: That's the sort of movie you'll be enjoying on my

949
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 4: Star and Haunted Castles.

950
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 3: Oh geez.

951
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, what's something that bothers me about

952
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 4: these exorcist movies or you know, movies where a demon

953
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 4: takes over somebody's body. And I've been thinking about this

954
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 4: a lot recently, is the demon is often speaking through

955
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 4: the possessed, and they're the demon's decision or what they

956
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 4: decide to speak is always just cursing, just saying shit, chit, chit,

957
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 4: kill your mom, this sort of thing. What is the

958
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 4: Why is the demon not saying something like this is

959
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 4: the location of heaven and this is how you take

960
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 4: it over? That to me, like if the key possess

961
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 4: someone's body, why am I doing? I don't know.

962
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe it is the thing of like what's the

963
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 3: most disturbing thing that you can hear, like this four

964
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 3: year old who's now possessed by the demon from the closet.

965
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 3: And I'm definitely thinking of a specific movie that we

966
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 3: have seen together now, remember the one where it was

967
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 3: like the little it's like mommy and then there's like

968
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 3: weird fingernail markings inside the closet and it was that

969
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 3: it was like a big almost like a fog, like

970
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,479
Speaker 3: a black fog. I'm out of the closet or something.

971
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 4: That's Is that another Patrick Wilson horror movie?

972
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think he's take in.

973
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 4: Two different series. Right, He's all over the map these choices.

974
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 4: He loves demons, he wants to fight them, he wants

975
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 4: to be the father around them, father of a demon. Annabelle,

976
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 4: was it an Annabelle? You may have been or I

977
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 4: actually have to say Annabel may. The Conjuring universe is

978
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 4: far and wide, and I think annabel falls into that.

979
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 3: The doll.

980
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 4: This is one of the ones that's like in kind

981
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 4: of like a newer home or something that looks kind

982
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:06,240
Speaker 4: of like a lossless, cracked home, recently staged home. Reater

983
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 4: stages a home and a demon immediately moves in.

984
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 3: What a beauty, What a beautiful home. That's not my couch.

985
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 3: I don't recognize any of this furniture. Yeah, we staged it.

986
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 3: It's not a demon. We staged it.

987
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 4: The succulents are all fake.

988
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 3: I watered the succulent and the water went right into

989
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 3: the floor. Yes, it's not dirt, that's plastic. What are

990
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 3: you doing?

991
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,800
Speaker 4: Oh, I wonder what movie. We've seen a lot of

992
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 4: horror movies together. I missed that about precoryn I do too.

993
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 4: Just pick a crappy movie and go see it.

994
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 3: I just was thinking, why can't I because you and

995
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 3: I had a really hilarious discussion a while ago about

996
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 3: who we saw the Lighthouse with?

997
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 4: Remember, Oh, that's right.

998
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 3: You were having a fully realizing of like, no, we

999
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 3: saw that together. And then I was like, and I

1000
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 3: knew we didn't, but you were so sure that Then

1001
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 3: I was like, I think he's right. I think you're

1002
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 3: remembering this wrong. But I realized because I was trying

1003
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 3: to think now, I mean, like, who did we see

1004
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 3: the nun with? Try and go through? And I think

1005
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 3: the problem is every time I buy the tickets, I

1006
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 3: picked the same seats. Oh interesting, So you and I

1007
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 3: are always sitting in j or K Is that true?

1008
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1009
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 3: Right on the on the aisle.

1010
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 4: I've never picked up on this.

1011
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 3: I mean that's what I do.

1012
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 4: Are those those are just your preferred seats.

1013
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 3: I just am always like, let's be on the aisle

1014
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 3: so we don't have to like, because my big fear

1015
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 3: is having to slide in front of people with my

1016
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 3: butt facing the face. Of course, I feel like because

1017
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 3: I went to a very mean high school where you

1018
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 3: would get picked on. So I'm like, I'm not putting

1019
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 3: my butt near people. It's just asking for it.

1020
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 4: I don't want to, so it's just, well, the aisle

1021
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 4: seats better anyway. What if I need to pee or whatever.

1022
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,439
Speaker 3: And you run up and then you watch the movie

1023
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,359
Speaker 3: wrong about right?

1024
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 4: So you've been buying J and K this entire time,

1025
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 4: and I'm just willy nilly picking seats wherever? Are you

1026
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 4: really to be a little I mean, I think I

1027
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 4: probably do still pick ilish seats in the middle of

1028
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 4: the theater like any human, normal human being. I'm not

1029
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 4: trying to get front row center, right, I would you

1030
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 4: feel psychotic? Did I ever tell you about the time?

1031
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 4: And I've done this a bunch where I will do

1032
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 4: a thing.

1033
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 3: This is pre Koar obviously where it to If I

1034
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 3: have something at two o'clock and then something at five o'clock,

1035
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 3: I will go stop by the arc light. If I

1036
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 3: need to kill time and just see whatever is playing,

1037
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 3: right then, Oh have you ever done that?

1038
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 4: I haven't, but I would what a nice way to

1039
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 4: kill time? If you have two hours anyway.

1040
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's because I always would find myself like if

1041
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 3: there was I had stuff to do in Hollywood, and

1042
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 3: I lived in the valley, you know, and it's like,

1043
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 3: so I'm basically between two offices. So it's like, we'll

1044
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 3: just go see a movie for two hours.

1045
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 4: And kill the time. It's going to be two hours

1046
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 4: in the car, yes, right, and or like I'm not

1047
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 4: going to go there, run home and sit around for

1048
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 4: fifteen minutes.

1049
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then the dogs are excited I'm home and

1050
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, bye, see you later, suckers. So I would

1051
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 3: go to a movie, and that's how I was so

1052
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 3: thrilled when Fox Catcher came out, because I knew the story,

1053
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 3: oh of course, and I knew it was a serious movie.

1054
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 3: Every it seems like every other person in the theater

1055
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 3: thought it was this hilarious Steve Carrell movie.

1056
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 4: Oh no, so they didn't fucking know what was going on.

1057
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 4: Do people do no research? The decision making of other

1058
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 4: people is mind boggling.

1059
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 3: It's insane where it's like you just saw the name

1060
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 3: in ran like what are you doing? But so I

1061
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 3: showed up and bought my ticket and didn't realize that

1062
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 3: I had bought. So I was like, I'll just sneak

1063
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 3: in and watch this movie real quick and go right

1064
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 3: when I got there, it turned out that I bought

1065
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:43,359
Speaker 3: myself this single. Basically, it's a it's a it's an

1066
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 3: accessibility seat so that it's it's easy to get to.

1067
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 3: So it's like, right when you come around that ramp up,

1068
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 3: Oh sure, it's that first seat that's like basically bottom row,

1069
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 3: first seat. Yeah, and but it is separate from the row.

1070
00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:59,720
Speaker 4: It's just like its own little throne.

1071
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:03,399
Speaker 3: It's but it's basically, you're here at the movies by.

1072
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 4: Yourself, so there's no chance someone's coming.

1073
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 3: It was like that thing where it's like I'm going

1074
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 3: to go to the movies by myself. I'm free and

1075
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 3: have a career, and I am a woman, you know

1076
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like that whole concept in my head.

1077
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 3: And then I go, I'm thinking, I'm just gonna be

1078
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 3: able to sneak in in the dark and sit down

1079
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 3: or whatever. I go in and am like on this

1080
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 3: seat separate from everyone in the room, and people are

1081
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 3: walking by me looking down of like, oh, she's here alone.

1082
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 3: It was horrifying.

1083
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 4: I am here and I have no one.

1084
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,439
Speaker 3: Yes, So I think that's why I'm always making sure

1085
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 3: i'm up the road. Of course, in the you know,

1086
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 3: up in the ms from K to you know P

1087
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 3: kind of petty.

1088
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 4: Right, but I mean unwittingly. You may have been experiencing

1089
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 4: the future there, the post Quarantine movie theater experience.

1090
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 3: Oh then I don't I'm not gonna like it.

1091
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 4: I know that doesn't sound great.

1092
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 3: It's not fun.

1093
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 4: I need to be sitting next to I need to

1094
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 4: be able to lean over and complain about the movie

1095
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 4: or whatever.

1096
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, you and I I think some of the funniest

1097
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 3: things I've ever heard is stuff you've said under your

1098
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 3: breath during a movie.

1099
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 4: Oh, going to the movie with you is just a

1100
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 4: different experience, your joy. Yes, we line up our you know.

1101
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 4: I just feel like we have a similar feeling about

1102
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 4: every movie we see and we're able to just chat

1103
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 4: through it. I also, can we talk about the Midsummer experience?

1104
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say with going to the movies with

1105
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 3: you in the beginning, because you are a quieter person.

1106
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 3: So I'm always like, don't try to make a bunch

1107
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 3: of jokes. He's trying to enjoy this movie. Like, I

1108
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,320
Speaker 3: never want to jump in with my hilarious riffs immediately,

1109
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 3: because I always think, what if he likes the movie,

1110
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 3: then you're gonna like.

1111
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 4: To appreciate that.

1112
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 3: So I wait for the vibe.

1113
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 4: Oh, of course, I think that's a I mean, that's smart.

1114
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,399
Speaker 3: Yes, that we both know, like a fourth dumb thing

1115
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:53,919
Speaker 3: will happen.

1116
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 4: And then I'm like, yeah, it's like okay, clear, Yeah,

1117
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 4: they were free to just shit all over this movie.

1118
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 3: But it's that first comment that one of us will

1119
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 3: say to the other one that is always the greatest.

1120
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 4: Oh, we know, Damn's break has broken and yeah, and

1121
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 4: then of course the trailers are free for all. I

1122
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 4: feel like you can just talk at regular level during

1123
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 4: the trailers. I think everyone should just be expressing their

1124
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,839
Speaker 4: opinion at that point totally for sure, because we're being

1125
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 4: dragged through those anyway.

1126
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 3: But Midsommar was different.

1127
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 4: You know, this was an interesting experience. This is what

1128
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 4: will like, We'll just live with me until I died.

1129
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 4: This memory is one of the best movie going experiences

1130
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 4: I've ever had. Do you want to explain it or

1131
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 4: should I? We went to see the movie Midsommer, which is,

1132
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 4: you know, it's a horror movie, but a very artistic.

1133
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 4: How would you even I mean it's a very it's

1134
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 4: paste out sober, yeah, yes, just issues serious movie. Yeah,

1135
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 4: but also has some insane things that happen and some

1136
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 4: you know, various orgies people like being their heads being

1137
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 4: smashed like watermelons.

1138
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1139
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 4: But you we got to the theater and you realized

1140
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 4: you didn't have your glasses with you. Yeah, and so

1141
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 4: we went in, went in and watched, but you had

1142
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 4: your prescription sunglasses, that's right. And so we were watching

1143
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 4: the movie, and there are parts of this very visual

1144
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 4: movie you want to be able to see, and also

1145
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 4: just insane things that you're like, what is happening on

1146
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 4: the screen going on? And so while watching, for example,

1147
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 4: during the Grandma leading the orgy scene, you're putting on

1148
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 4: a pair of sunglasses.

1149
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 3: I had to keep my sunglasses on my head like

1150
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 3: I was on a cruise and then when stuff and

1151
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 3: that was embarrassing too, because it would indicate what I

1152
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 3: was very interested in. Yes, So it was right when

1153
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 3: the Grandma orgy scene started and I turned and looked

1154
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 3: at Bridger and then put my sunglasses down.

1155
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 4: Like, oh yeah, suddenly I'm sitting next to Joe cool,

1156
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 4: and this guy is like having sex with a bear

1157
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,800
Speaker 4: or something. Oh, I loved it so much. It's just

1158
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 4: such a warm, wonderful pre quarantine memory for me.

1159
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,360
Speaker 3: But I didn't want to. It was like, that's a

1160
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 3: perfect example of there's some people that like, if I

1161
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 3: was into that movie, I don't want bits O'Hara overall

1162
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 3: here like ruining the sunglasses, Jones, ruining the movie.

1163
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 4: But this is an example of something that only enhanced,

1164
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 4: only enhanced it for me for letting me off that

1165
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 4: it also, Yeah, it was just kind of like a

1166
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 4: little alarm. Oh yeah, this is an interesting part of

1167
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 4: the movie. It was just like indicating this is good,

1168
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 4: this is interesting.

1169
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:39,479
Speaker 3: Also that build to the point where he had sex

1170
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 3: with a very old lady and then just a kind

1171
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 3: of that weird lady. Yes they I think this sex

1172
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 3: started with them and he could like couldn't help himself

1173
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 3: or whatever. Right, So the build was slow where it

1174
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 3: was like I've given Bridger the time to absorb the

1175
00:55:54,120 --> 00:56:00,080
Speaker 3: the filmic artistic experience of this unnerving, bizarre situation. We

1176
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 3: know what's going on. I'm not really interrupting it. It's

1177
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 3: actually going on a little too long from my taste.

1178
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 4: I mean, that's kind of how that movie operated.

1179
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 3: So it's like, it's sunglasses.

1180
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 4: That should be the subtitle of that movie Midsummer It's

1181
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 4: sunglasses sunglasses.

1182
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:17,720
Speaker 1: Jime.

1183
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,800
Speaker 4: Oh, well, you know, I feel like we're rounding the

1184
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 4: corner here to game time.

1185
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 3: We're gonna play a game I love, is it Yati.

1186
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 4: We're gonna play three full rounds of Yatzi, And I

1187
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 4: want you to be quiet. We're not gonna say anything.

1188
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:36,280
Speaker 4: It's just gonna be dice rolling and like the scratching

1189
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 4: of pencil on paper and me. Oh, there will be

1190
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 4: me asking you how the game works. Every few minutes,

1191
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 4: a run of three or four, I'll call Sam and

1192
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:44,240
Speaker 4: ask for tips.

1193
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:44,919
Speaker 3: Best of two.

1194
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 4: No, we're gonna play. I think we're gonna play Gift Master.

1195
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 4: Let me get my laptop here, Okay, okay, so for

1196
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 4: Gift Master. Oh, I've got my mic. Sit down here.

1197
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 4: For Gift Master, I'm gonna give you three celebrities and

1198
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 4: three potential gifts. Okay, you're gonna tell me which gift

1199
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,359
Speaker 4: you would give to which celebrity. Okay, But I need

1200
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 4: I need a number from you so I can calculate.

1201
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 3: How about the number eight?

1202
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 4: Number eight is perfect? Going to calculate this while this

1203
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 4: is happening, you can promote or recommend anything you want.

1204
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 4: You have an undetermined amount of time take the mic.

1205
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 3: I don't know how many people use Yahoo email anymore,

1206
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 3: because I know the cool kids use Gmail, but I

1207
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 3: would recommend Yahoo Email. There's a lot of great email

1208
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 3: handles that are available on there. Because it's only me

1209
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 3: and your great uncles that are using it, they don't

1210
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 3: really have a great spam filter, but I think that

1211
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 3: keeps things open because then you get who you can

1212
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 3: interact with. With Nigerian princes, you can people from camp

1213
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 3: that you haven't talked to in forty two years can

1214
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 3: reach you. There's all kinds of you're more open. Like

1215
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 3: everybody thinks it's great to be protected on your email

1216
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 3: and no one can find out, but actually it's a

1217
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 3: great way to open yourself up to humanity, I think

1218
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 3: in general, and also to like Zappo's when they're having

1219
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 3: a thirty percent off sale, they'll get right into your

1220
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 3: inbox immediately. So yeah, don't don't rule out Yahoo email.

1221
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 4: Karen, what an excellent recommendations integration. Yes, we each just

1222
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 4: got cut a two hundred thousand dollars check from that,

1223
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 4: and it's going to shut down Yahoo. That's the last

1224
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 4: of their money. Here we go, We've got the game. Okay,

1225
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you the gifts you're going to

1226
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 4: be giving. Okay, the gifts I've calculated are a thousand

1227
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 4: dollars Old Navy gift card, nice, a tapeworm, and the

1228
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:03,439
Speaker 4: final gift is bangs, so that you know the hairstyle bangs. Yes,

1229
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 4: now you're going to be giving these two. Let's see

1230
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 4: Drew Lache, who is the brother of Nick Lache, lesser

1231
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,439
Speaker 4: known brother of Nick Lache.

1232
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 3: I definitely know Nick Lache.

1233
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 4: Imagine Nickliche and then stop imagining. I think they look

1234
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 4: basically the same.

1235
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 3: And sorry, is Drew Lache from something?

1236
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 4: I think they were in the same I think they

1237
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 4: were ninety eight degrees together the boy band, and there

1238
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 4: was a third person I'm not I don't know who

1239
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 4: that was.

1240
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 3: That was in the era where I was blackout, drunk

1241
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 3: in a gutter.

1242
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 4: Or probably first you know, missing ninety eight degrees was

1243
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 4: probably your best move. Okay, So Drew Lache, Okay, the

1244
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 4: unibomber ooh, Ted Kaczynski yep. And finally, Jojo Sewah.

1245
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 3: Jojo well, I think this might be easier. Tell me

1246
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 3: why easier than you think? Okay, I will Well, first

1247
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 3: of all, I can't give the unibomber banks. He's already

1248
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 3: got them.

1249
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 4: He already Yeah, he's got prison banks.

1250
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 3: He's like the Tiger King. Yes, he's got a terrible haircut,

1251
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:17,919
Speaker 3: doesn't need bangs, and he's you know, arguably the most

1252
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 3: of these three done a lot of damage to humanity, right, arguably.

1253
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 3: So we'll give the unibomber the tapeworm because he doesn't

1254
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,720
Speaker 3: like modern society. So that old navy gift card.

1255
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 4: Crowd and he's not He's just going to sit there

1256
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 4: looking at it, thinking about polos that he could buy.

1257
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's going to get the same pair of cargo pants.

1258
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 4: Oh how many pair of cargo pants are you're going

1259
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 4: to get? That's you don't need that, maybe a thousand pairs.

1260
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 3: Also, you're in jail, you don't need anything, right, So

1261
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 3: tapeworm for you.

1262
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 4: Although I will say with the UNI bomber, imagine getting

1263
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 4: a piece of mail from the unibomber Ted Kazinski. You

1264
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 4: open it up. It's not a bomb, it's a regifted

1265
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 4: thousand dollars gift card to old Navy.

1266
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 3: It's five hundred down vests that are poorly made by

1267
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 3: children who weren't paid enough. Wonderful, so let's do. If

1268
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 3: anyone needs bangs, it's Jojo Sue. Her ponytail gives me

1269
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 3: a headache every time I see her.

1270
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 4: It is going to pull her face off of her skull.

1271
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 3: It is too tight.

1272
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 4: It's crazy.

1273
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 3: And I think she smokes my voice.

1274
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 4: You should hear Jim does an impression of Jojo siwah

1275
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 4: that leaves me on the floor. It is incredible. It's

1276
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 4: I don't I won't even try to imitate it because

1277
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 4: it's so perfect. She must smoke. And she's what eight

1278
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:41,919
Speaker 4: years old?

1279
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 3: Yes, she's very young. I have a story to tell

1280
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,160
Speaker 3: you that's very much inside baseball. But this is I

1281
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 3: don't know if you remember this. This last summer one

1282
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:57,160
Speaker 3: hundred years ago, in July, I was in Hawaii, Okay,

1283
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,120
Speaker 3: with my family on this family trip. We go to

1284
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 3: Hawaii every year, and it was fun and this big trip.

1285
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 3: So we went to a tiki bar one night, and

1286
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 3: every once in a while I will have a drink

1287
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 3: with but only if my sister and Adrian are there.

1288
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 3: It's like my sister will give me permission that I

1289
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 3: can have like a my tie, and then they both

1290
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 3: basically clock me. And then usually halfway through that my tie,

1291
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, we have to get more, and they're like,

1292
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 3: take it, be easy, and then I go to bed

1293
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 3: and have a terrible hangoff. Of course, and that's usually

1294
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 3: the way I quote unquote party when we're on vacation.

1295
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:36,800
Speaker 3: I only will do it like on vacation with my

1296
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 3: sister and Adrian. Yes, just for anybody that's like concerned

1297
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 3: about that, because it's I stopped drinking when I was

1298
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 3: twenty seven, and I actually it doesn't do anything for

1299
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 3: me anymore except in the first half hour I have

1300
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 3: the best time, and then it goes very much off

1301
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 3: the rails. So this past summer, we were in Hawaii,

1302
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 3: I drank my tie that was insanely strong. I went

1303
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 3: home and then when I woke up, I had tweeted

1304
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 3: a video of Jojo Siwah and her and her choreographer dancing,

1305
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 3: and I wrote something like yeah in.

1306
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 5: Your face or something something so insane that was like

1307
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 5: I looked at it.

1308
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know where this came from,

1309
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 3: and it was it was like I went to bed

1310
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 3: buzzed in a way that I'm not like for a

1311
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 3: normal person, it would have been like, oh, I had

1312
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 3: a my tie, I'm this drunk. I was like twelve

1313
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 3: pack drunk, basically in bed looking at Twitter, and I

1314
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 3: retweeted this Jojo clip that was basically saying she can

1315
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:42,280
Speaker 3: dance and she's really talented. Fuck all of you that

1316
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 3: but nonsense. Come like a true believer, Jojo Sea. I

1317
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:49,640
Speaker 3: actually think I may have. It may have not even

1318
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 3: been before bed. It may have been in the middle of.

1319
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 4: The night, like three ams, woke up and like, what's

1320
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:55,360
Speaker 4: Jojo up to?

1321
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 3: Woke up and did that weird thing that's I do

1322
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 3: sometimes very dangerous with Twitter, where you wake up so

1323
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:04,600
Speaker 3: you immediately check Twitter and see what's going on. And

1324
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 3: I was off, you know, whatever, ate out however far

1325
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 3: ahead or behind Hawaii. Yes, so in for me it

1326
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 3: was the middle of the night. Everybody else it was

1327
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 3: like two o'clock in the afternoon and here I come.

1328
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 3: Fuck all y'all check this out for Joe Jesse.

1329
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,560
Speaker 4: What sort of response did you get to that where

1330
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:24,080
Speaker 4: people like.

1331
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 3: Literally people going, are you okay? And the answer was

1332
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 3: like kind of no, actually technically no, but I wasn't

1333
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 3: honest about it at the time because I didn't want

1334
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 3: people to think that that was something that was actually happening,

1335
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 3: right real, I didn't want anyone to be actually concerned.

1336
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 3: But I feel like enough time has passed. Now where's

1337
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 3: I haven't been become an alcoholic again to prove that

1338
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 3: that was okay? Where I can tell the real story.

1339
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 3: But I never knew who she was.

1340
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,439
Speaker 4: I don't know how I still does she. I feel

1341
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 4: like she exists to make stickers or something like she

1342
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 4: like there's a very sticker vibe I'm getting from all

1343
01:04:58,400 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 4: of this, And that's all I can say.

1344
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 3: I think she was like a YouTuber type of person

1345
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:08,440
Speaker 3: in the way that adults of today don't understand these people.

1346
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,440
Speaker 3: They pop up right and there is It's not like

1347
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 3: you go, oh, yeah, she was on that show and

1348
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:15,560
Speaker 3: then she did this, and she did that that. The

1349
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:17,160
Speaker 3: track is totally different.

1350
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:19,960
Speaker 4: She was on YouTube and then I mean, I don't know,

1351
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 4: but she also she could be truly nine years old

1352
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:26,720
Speaker 4: or fifty five, as I do not understand age wise

1353
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 4: what's happening here.

1354
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 3: She also has the veneer of like she's been doing

1355
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 3: vaudeville for thirty years. Like and you can see it

1356
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 3: in this video. It's like she's dancing like crazy, but

1357
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 3: her the whole time she's holding this face, this performance

1358
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,200
Speaker 3: face of an we having the best old time, and

1359
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:45,720
Speaker 3: it's like, what is wrong?

1360
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 4: You can see her eyes just drying out. Yes, but

1361
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 4: she's not drinking.

1362
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,440
Speaker 3: And the bangs are the lack of bangs and the

1363
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 3: tautiness of the ponytail. But I also think that this

1364
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 3: little girl takes tons of shit just for being this

1365
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 3: kind of like I like things and I don't want

1366
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:06,760
Speaker 3: to be that person.

1367
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 4: Of course.

1368
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 3: No, I just want her to loosen that ponytail. Attack.

1369
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,680
Speaker 4: Well, there was recently this video of her. I don't

1370
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:15,920
Speaker 4: know if you saw her transformation. No, she's like, takes

1371
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 4: off the jojo and it looks like a fully different person. No,

1372
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 4: she must be ready to break the chains or something.

1373
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 4: I feel like mom has been putting her in front

1374
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 4: of you Tube and all of this, and I think

1375
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 4: that there's gonna be or maybe now the manager's like, okay,

1376
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 4: now let's turn you into an adult. You're forty five.

1377
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 3: She's on the Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus track where she's

1378
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 3: about to get naked and swing on a Wrecking Ball.

1379
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 3: I love it, I love I love Miley Cyrus.

1380
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 4: We love Miley. So Jojo gets those bangs and she

1381
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:47,400
Speaker 4: needs the Jojo get the bangs. It's time and it

1382
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 4: looks like you're on the track already.

1383
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then so the two things I care the

1384
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,920
Speaker 3: least about, which is Drew Leche and the one thousand

1385
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 3: dollars old neighbor gift card.

1386
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:58,480
Speaker 4: Clearly that lines up so well.

1387
01:06:59,240 --> 01:06:59,760
Speaker 3: They're a match.

1388
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:03,640
Speaker 4: I feel like he's in cargo shorts already. Ninety eight

1389
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:07,000
Speaker 4: degrees was a cargo short band if there ever was was?

1390
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 3: Is that true?

1391
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:10,000
Speaker 4: Not a band? A boy I guess boy band is

1392
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:14,480
Speaker 4: a group boy group boy group boy band I guess

1393
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,840
Speaker 4: as well. Work they call them bands, but there was

1394
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 4: never the band element. And yeah, the Nick kind of

1395
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 4: married Jessica and took off and Drew was left needing

1396
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 4: the gift card.

1397
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 3: Wait, I know who that guy is. I just had

1398
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:29,680
Speaker 3: a flash of his face in my head.

1399
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:33,000
Speaker 4: What do you I mean? I just I literally just

1400
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,560
Speaker 4: picture Nick Cliche, but.

1401
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 3: Like lighter colored hair maybe and maybe like just a

1402
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 3: tad off of if Nick Liche.

1403
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:42,760
Speaker 4: Is some.

1404
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:48,920
Speaker 3: Eighth grade girl's dream look of that's so attractive.

1405
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:54,360
Speaker 4: Or boy or boy, or teacher or teacher. He is

1406
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:57,240
Speaker 4: absolutely the eighth grade teacher's ideal.

1407
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:00,280
Speaker 3: Man, where he has kind of like he's kind of built,

1408
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 3: so he has like a well developed chest. He looks

1409
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:10,080
Speaker 3: like he you know, does CrossFit, whereas Drew is a

1410
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:13,480
Speaker 3: little more of the like, Eh, it's okay, yes, you

1411
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 3: let Nick take the lead.

1412
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:16,519
Speaker 4: You can stand in front.

1413
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:20,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm over here. I can harmonize other than that.

1414
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:20,559
Speaker 3: I'm good.

1415
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:21,360
Speaker 4: My name's Drew.

1416
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:24,439
Speaker 3: It's me Drew. I'm reasonable, I can drink a beer.

1417
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 3: I'm going to become an accountant and manage Nick's millions.

1418
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 4: You have to wonder what Drew's up to. I mean,

1419
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 4: don't most of us aren't.

1420
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 3: He's you know, what he's doing shopping at old navvies

1421
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:39,200
Speaker 3: day after day, going oh my god. Because also, how

1422
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:42,599
Speaker 3: long would it take to spend one thousand dollars at

1423
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:43,160
Speaker 3: an old Navy.

1424
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 4: That would be a lot of clothes. You know, I

1425
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,679
Speaker 4: think a T shirt's about six dollars there.

1426
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:49,400
Speaker 3: It's so cheap.

1427
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:52,040
Speaker 4: I mean, I will I will get Old Navy for

1428
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:55,880
Speaker 4: this every time. Their men's shirts are truly what's happening

1429
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,960
Speaker 4: with the shape of the shirts of this place.

1430
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:01,840
Speaker 3: Are they crazy narrow? They're crazy? Are they crazy short?

1431
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:04,799
Speaker 3: So it's like that's a woman's blouse.

1432
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:07,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're selling a lot of blouses to men, and

1433
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:11,760
Speaker 4: I'm finally exposing them. They're like blouses with like artificial

1434
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 4: football jerseys printed on the front.

1435
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,720
Speaker 3: Oh that's why I'm not authentic football.

1436
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:21,679
Speaker 4: Not authentic, And everyone knows I'm an authentic football guy.

1437
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:25,639
Speaker 3: It's got to be authentic for Bridge, get lost, get

1438
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,519
Speaker 3: out of your fake football team.

1439
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,720
Speaker 4: But yeah, I think you could make a You could

1440
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:33,000
Speaker 4: get a few wardrobes happening at Old maybe with a thousand.

1441
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:36,759
Speaker 3: Dollars, I mean easily. I went in there recently because

1442
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:39,559
Speaker 3: I had I was on the way to a meeting

1443
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:44,880
Speaker 3: where I wanted very badly to look good and was

1444
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:46,760
Speaker 3: in a place in my life where I was like,

1445
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:49,880
Speaker 3: it's not going to go well, and so I kind

1446
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 3: of was like, I'll just put on this as my

1447
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:54,800
Speaker 3: meeting outfit. And then I stopped off at the mall

1448
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,760
Speaker 3: to get something else, and then I was like, I

1449
01:09:56,920 --> 01:10:00,080
Speaker 3: cannot be wearing these pants. It's just a disgrace. So

1450
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:04,120
Speaker 3: I did go into Old Navy, and there were things

1451
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:08,759
Speaker 3: there I would love to see, like how the design

1452
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:12,640
Speaker 3: team presents their ideas. Because there was a blouse that

1453
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:14,040
Speaker 3: I was like, I might as well try it on,

1454
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:18,200
Speaker 3: and it was like this crisscross design. I looked like

1455
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:23,280
Speaker 3: a pregnant chef that was in the Army. Like the color,

1456
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:28,600
Speaker 3: the shape, the direction. Whoever sewed it, who clearly just

1457
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:32,600
Speaker 3: was not was going blind. Like everything about this was like,

1458
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 3: get out of this area. Nothing is going to help

1459
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:37,120
Speaker 3: you in this store.

1460
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:40,960
Speaker 4: Karen, It's yeah, I feel like they're doing a disservice

1461
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:41,599
Speaker 4: to everyone.

1462
01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:42,280
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1463
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:43,840
Speaker 4: I mean there was a point in my life when

1464
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,720
Speaker 4: I would go to Old Navy. They're part of the

1465
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 4: Gap Empire, and they would do these clearances where you

1466
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 4: could get a shirt for like forty nine cents. Yes,

1467
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:55,200
Speaker 4: but truly the clothes and I think the men's departments

1468
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:57,160
Speaker 4: even worse than the women's. I think they're like, well,

1469
01:10:57,160 --> 01:11:00,360
Speaker 4: I guess we have to have men's clothes, so something together.

1470
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:04,640
Speaker 3: Take that tent, get that sleeping bag and then get it,

1471
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,599
Speaker 3: make it a crop top and see what they say,

1472
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 3: see if they'll buy it.

1473
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,639
Speaker 4: God blessed Old Navy. Amen, we're at the final part

1474
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,680
Speaker 4: of the podcast. We've got to help some people. This

1475
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:17,479
Speaker 4: is called I said, no questions. Yeah, we've been getting

1476
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 4: a truly. You know, we recorded these first sixteen episodes

1477
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:24,840
Speaker 4: and there's been a lot. I have now twenty six

1478
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:27,640
Speaker 4: pages of questions, so everyone. I don't know if I'm

1479
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:29,880
Speaker 4: going to be able to help everybody, but we're gonna try.

1480
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:32,439
Speaker 3: Please don't write in with anything like I just cut

1481
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:34,200
Speaker 3: my hand. What should I do? Because they that.

1482
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:36,479
Speaker 4: Will be a while. And if you can slow the

1483
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:39,960
Speaker 4: bleeding and you don't have any other choice, sure, but

1484
01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:43,320
Speaker 4: maybe contact emergency services. I'm not your man for that.

1485
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:46,160
Speaker 3: Right into a different podcast with a quicker term.

1486
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:51,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, nine cast. Oh that seems like a good you

1487
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:54,040
Speaker 4: should develop it. Yeah, the operators, Yes, let's get the

1488
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:57,840
Speaker 4: operators on the line. Well, we're gonna help one or

1489
01:11:57,880 --> 01:12:00,680
Speaker 4: two people decide on a gift. Here, let me read

1490
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:05,320
Speaker 4: a question. Bridger and guest Karen, that's you.

1491
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:05,800
Speaker 3: That's me.

1492
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:09,680
Speaker 4: We're in your home. Bridger. My husband is terrible at

1493
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:12,720
Speaker 4: giving gifts, or no at being given gifts. He wears

1494
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:16,320
Speaker 4: pants for many weeks and socks are his go to.

1495
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:22,799
Speaker 4: He loves big saws and heavy equipment. Give me anything

1496
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:25,479
Speaker 4: to get him. Love you, Oh, she's saying love you.

1497
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:26,919
Speaker 4: So this is encouraging.

1498
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 3: Great.

1499
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:30,599
Speaker 4: This is from Emma in Scotland. We've got an international audience.

1500
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:36,120
Speaker 4: Congression has gone across the ocean. Karen, this is incredible.

1501
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:39,360
Speaker 4: How do we help Emma get this husband who's terrible

1502
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:42,519
Speaker 4: at getting gifts. He loves big saws and heavy equipment.

1503
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:44,960
Speaker 4: I'm just going to say, first off, cement mixer.

1504
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:49,080
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, first off, Yatzi game easy.

1505
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:52,559
Speaker 4: Everybody likes the closet. Then you've got a game. It's

1506
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:56,000
Speaker 4: heavy equipment of games and if you're very weak, the

1507
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:57,960
Speaker 4: dice are heavy.

1508
01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:02,880
Speaker 3: They're very heavy if you have iron or blood. God,

1509
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:06,120
Speaker 3: that's such a good specific because men are difficult to

1510
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:10,599
Speaker 3: buy for right because with these you know, if they

1511
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:13,120
Speaker 3: don't come forward with this kind of like we've been

1512
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:16,880
Speaker 3: giving my dad golf gifts for thirty years and like

1513
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:17,720
Speaker 3: to what end?

1514
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:19,920
Speaker 4: I mean, I could say golf clubs. What else are

1515
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:20,719
Speaker 4: you getting? Hats?

1516
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:25,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, like things that have golf things on them, like

1517
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:29,519
Speaker 3: a golf mug, golf golf mug, golf coasters, little teas

1518
01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:31,559
Speaker 3: that have his name on them, things like that where

1519
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:34,400
Speaker 3: I'm sure he doesn't even like golf that much, but

1520
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:39,160
Speaker 3: it's I feel like men are you're mysterious as a group,

1521
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:43,280
Speaker 3: You're not you. You don't be shopping all the time.

1522
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:44,479
Speaker 4: He don't be shopping at all.

1523
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:48,559
Speaker 3: It's hard to pick these things. How about this because

1524
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,800
Speaker 3: it is hard to get like, I'm not going to

1525
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:54,519
Speaker 3: be able to recommend heavy equipment. It's not my background.

1526
01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 4: Well, but I run an industrial warehouse when we sell

1527
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:00,400
Speaker 4: this equipment, so I'll get I'll get back to make.

1528
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:05,440
Speaker 3: You will be the final answer. I'll just be tertiary concepts.

1529
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:09,080
Speaker 4: Okay, I love it because I then this.

1530
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:13,000
Speaker 3: Is sincere I recently and also if you're in Scotland,

1531
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,519
Speaker 3: I bet you there's great things to look at. I

1532
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:21,840
Speaker 3: recently bought myself high powered binoculars. Oh they were reasonably priced. Okay.

1533
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:24,639
Speaker 3: I think the ones I bought were made by Nikon,

1534
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,800
Speaker 3: so they're very well made.

1535
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:31,479
Speaker 4: Very they're into optical equipment. We know the Nikon name,

1536
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:32,599
Speaker 4: we know the Nikon people.

1537
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,040
Speaker 3: You know the Nikons.

1538
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:37,440
Speaker 4: Their daughter thenon weekend.

1539
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:40,719
Speaker 3: Oh, Mary Jane Nikon is one of my favorite people

1540
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:46,840
Speaker 3: to talk to. High powered binoculars are so fun. I

1541
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:52,960
Speaker 3: have taken to spying on my neighbor. It's true and

1542
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:55,640
Speaker 3: it's so exciting because nothing actually has to happen, and

1543
01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:57,800
Speaker 3: when you finally spot someone like I watched a guy

1544
01:14:57,880 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 3: throw a ball for a dog the other day and

1545
01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:04,519
Speaker 3: it was as if I was watching an assassination, Like

1546
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:07,000
Speaker 3: it was fascinating and my heart was racing.

1547
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:10,800
Speaker 4: Well, in this time of social distancing, yes we're missing

1548
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:11,880
Speaker 4: out on people watching.

1549
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:15,280
Speaker 3: Yes, you don't get I mean I rarely see people right.

1550
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:18,960
Speaker 3: And also that's a suggestion that would be it's a

1551
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:20,799
Speaker 3: technical male gift.

1552
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:22,200
Speaker 4: I love this idea.

1553
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:25,960
Speaker 3: But then also you know, it's a little bit of

1554
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,040
Speaker 3: a permission to be a creep and a perv a

1555
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:28,479
Speaker 3: little bit.

1556
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:30,680
Speaker 4: I think that's fantastic and it reminds me of a

1557
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:34,400
Speaker 4: gift that I don't know if I can mention, then well,

1558
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:36,720
Speaker 4: we can cut this out if needed. But I once

1559
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:42,840
Speaker 4: had to go by a night vision scope for David Letterman. Oh,

1560
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,719
Speaker 4: like I was if I was interning and my boss

1561
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:48,960
Speaker 4: has said, go get this night vision scope at like

1562
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:53,120
Speaker 4: the one outdoor shop in Manhattan. Yeah, I'm not qualified

1563
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:54,960
Speaker 4: to do that, but I did it. And apparently now

1564
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,599
Speaker 4: he owns a night vision scope. So maybe that's another thing.

1565
01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:58,320
Speaker 3: That's a great one.

1566
01:15:58,320 --> 01:15:59,839
Speaker 4: So that's something we have to cut from the podcast.

1567
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1568
01:16:00,479 --> 01:16:03,120
Speaker 3: I don't think so. No, what can he do anymore?

1569
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:03,920
Speaker 4: Doesn't care?

1570
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:08,080
Speaker 3: First of all, Dave don't care. Secondly, he doesn't have

1571
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:09,640
Speaker 3: juice anymore. He has a been on the air for

1572
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:10,120
Speaker 3: ten years.

1573
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,479
Speaker 4: That's come at it, Come at me, Dave.

1574
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:13,760
Speaker 2: I buy.

1575
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:15,679
Speaker 4: I had to go out and buy your birthday present

1576
01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:18,840
Speaker 4: he sent. I also bought a card that I got

1577
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:20,920
Speaker 4: in trouble. My bosses didn't like the card and it

1578
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:23,559
Speaker 4: was very tasteful. I had a lot of pressure buying

1579
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:25,479
Speaker 4: Dave Letterman a birthday card.

1580
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:26,439
Speaker 3: Nightmare?

1581
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:27,160
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

1582
01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:28,920
Speaker 3: Now sure ways that can go wrong.

1583
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:31,240
Speaker 4: Yes, I just bought one that said happy Birthday, which

1584
01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:32,280
Speaker 4: I think is the go to.

1585
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:33,559
Speaker 3: It's pretty standard.

1586
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:35,320
Speaker 4: I got in trouble for not being funny.

1587
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:36,519
Speaker 3: Oh fuck that.

1588
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:39,040
Speaker 4: You don't buy Dave Letterman a funny gift card? Oh

1589
01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:42,560
Speaker 4: he'll rip you to show that's embarrassed. Ever watched the

1590
01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:45,639
Speaker 4: David Letterman pre one that says Happy Birthday. He doesn't

1591
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:47,000
Speaker 4: even want them birthday call.

1592
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:49,200
Speaker 3: He doesn't want any of it. He doesn't He would

1593
01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:51,160
Speaker 3: take you know it. He would be given that gift.

1594
01:16:51,439 --> 01:16:53,160
Speaker 3: Say thank you to whoever standing in front of him.

1595
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:56,200
Speaker 3: Door closes, takes it out the window. He throws the

1596
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:59,200
Speaker 3: night sko fishing out the window. He fucking lights the

1597
01:16:59,479 --> 01:17:02,280
Speaker 3: card from the bottom and drops it into an empty

1598
01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:02,880
Speaker 3: garbage can.

1599
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:06,360
Speaker 4: This is incredibly cathartic. I haven't spoken about this public clip.

1600
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:09,120
Speaker 3: I'm so glad you feel like you can tell me.

1601
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:11,880
Speaker 4: I don't know, eleven years since I bought Dave Flettermann

1602
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:15,280
Speaker 4: a night vision scope. I'm sorry, But back to the binoculars.

1603
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:17,439
Speaker 4: That's a great thing, or the night vision scope or both.

1604
01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:21,760
Speaker 3: They make night visions binoculars. It's the only time you

1605
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:22,760
Speaker 3: want to look at anything, and that.

1606
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:25,200
Speaker 4: Really feels like we're getting into some dicey territory at

1607
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:25,920
Speaker 4: looking at people.

1608
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:28,479
Speaker 3: So then I would say to go along with this

1609
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:30,920
Speaker 3: if you feel like you want the gift, like the

1610
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:33,439
Speaker 3: box to be open, and it's a whole thing, right,

1611
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:37,360
Speaker 3: it's night it's high powered binoculars. And the high power

1612
01:17:37,439 --> 01:17:40,600
Speaker 3: part I really underline because there they make cheap binoculars.

1613
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,760
Speaker 3: You're not gonna be able to see anybody doing really

1614
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:46,640
Speaker 3: private things. That no, no, no, So let's get the

1615
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:48,639
Speaker 3: price up there a little bit. I'm a don't be cheap.

1616
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,439
Speaker 3: Then you put the scope on there. Then you get

1617
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:54,519
Speaker 3: some of that that stuff you put around your eyes.

1618
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:57,800
Speaker 4: Oh the uh, like it's a grease paint, yes, so.

1619
01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 3: That you can and maybe a camo hack, camo hoods,

1620
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:07,040
Speaker 3: maybe a camel mask of ballaclava so you can hide

1621
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:10,080
Speaker 3: in the bushes. Clava, we should all wear them.

1622
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:11,000
Speaker 4: Right now.

1623
01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:16,559
Speaker 3: We should make turn this person. If he likes heavy equipment,

1624
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:20,160
Speaker 3: why not let him dress up like a terrorist. That's

1625
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:21,120
Speaker 3: my question, like.

1626
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:23,880
Speaker 4: Some sort of burger. Or are he's doing reconnaissance?

1627
01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:28,200
Speaker 5: What's the word, Yes, reconnaissance. I've said that, recon You

1628
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:29,800
Speaker 5: haven't said it since the beginning of the since I

1629
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:33,439
Speaker 5: was doing recon myself for David Letterman. And I feel

1630
01:18:33,479 --> 01:18:37,200
Speaker 5: like you're in Scotland. I'm picturing somebody peering into a

1631
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:42,439
Speaker 5: castle using those binoculars. Suddenly there's like a bansheet flying around. Yes,

1632
01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:43,600
Speaker 5: oh I love it.

1633
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:48,040
Speaker 3: Or it could be sorry, that's so loud. It could

1634
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:52,720
Speaker 3: also be that you're watching sheep grays, right, But then

1635
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:56,519
Speaker 3: you spot the shepherd and that's when you really start

1636
01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:59,800
Speaker 3: to focus in those Yeah, you're getting thenox, what's the

1637
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 3: shepherd up too? Right?

1638
01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:03,200
Speaker 4: And because he lives a life.

1639
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:07,120
Speaker 3: The assumption is going to be masturbating, of course. And

1640
01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:09,280
Speaker 3: that's what I thought the first time I spotted somebody

1641
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:11,519
Speaker 3: through my prodocle that I was like, here we go,

1642
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:15,040
Speaker 3: I've spotted someone. And then of course the person didn't,

1643
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:18,800
Speaker 3: now do your job, but he did nothing except for

1644
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:20,720
Speaker 3: throw a ball for a dog. And then then I

1645
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:24,200
Speaker 3: was like, oh, he's not the creep. I'm the I'm

1646
01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:24,679
Speaker 3: the creep.

1647
01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:27,360
Speaker 4: But that's you know, the person that that end of

1648
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:29,680
Speaker 4: the binocular When you're at that end of the binoculars,

1649
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:32,320
Speaker 4: you're usually the creep or your rear window.

1650
01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:36,160
Speaker 3: Yes, what's his name, Jimmy Stewart.

1651
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:38,120
Speaker 4: Jimmy Stewart. That's right, Jimmy Stewart.

1652
01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:40,680
Speaker 3: I didn't even mean to do that.

1653
01:19:41,479 --> 01:19:44,000
Speaker 4: Well, I think that that's great, you know. Or a

1654
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:47,320
Speaker 4: cement mixer. I mean you're throwing out cement mixer again.

1655
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:50,479
Speaker 3: The thing with cement though, you know, you can't just

1656
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:54,000
Speaker 3: mix it up. You have to like mix and poor, immediately.

1657
01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:57,560
Speaker 4: Mix and poor. Oh you can't just have it mixing there, no, because.

1658
01:19:57,320 --> 01:20:00,519
Speaker 3: It'll go you can mess that cement extra up.

1659
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:00,760
Speaker 4: Oh.

1660
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:04,000
Speaker 3: Also, what about if we're going to go down this

1661
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:08,280
Speaker 3: heavy equipment line. Uh, the thing that you put a

1662
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:10,679
Speaker 3: tree branch into in an immediately.

1663
01:20:10,479 --> 01:20:14,800
Speaker 4: Just oh, end of Fargo sort of thing where you

1664
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:16,240
Speaker 4: can put a body through wood chipper.

1665
01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:17,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking woodchipper.

1666
01:20:17,439 --> 01:20:18,960
Speaker 4: We had one of those as a kid. My dad

1667
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:23,080
Speaker 4: would rent one and we would go around the neighborhood

1668
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:25,680
Speaker 4: gathering Christmas trees that have been thrown out and run

1669
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:29,240
Speaker 4: it through to create mulch. And I it was absolutely

1670
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:33,280
Speaker 4: hell for me post Christmas is going around the neighborhood

1671
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:35,160
Speaker 4: collecting Christmas trees to mulch.

1672
01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:40,760
Speaker 3: Is manual labor, real rough memory. That's but was it

1673
01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:43,080
Speaker 3: not satisfying at any point? No?

1674
01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:45,120
Speaker 4: I mean it would be. I think it would be

1675
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:48,160
Speaker 4: if it were a hobby. But when it's your job,

1676
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:50,920
Speaker 4: tree collection and you just want to play with that,

1677
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:53,920
Speaker 4: I want to be playing Nintendo, right, I just got

1678
01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:55,960
Speaker 4: a Nintendo. Why am I not sitting in the basement.

1679
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:58,840
Speaker 4: My fingers are freezing and I'm now getting wet with

1680
01:20:59,000 --> 01:20:59,920
Speaker 4: like wood chips?

1681
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,360
Speaker 3: Was it just you and your dad?

1682
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:07,479
Speaker 4: My brother? My brother is probably interesting, brother's plural brother's pearl.

1683
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:09,639
Speaker 4: I thought there was just one brother, Andrew. There's Jesse.

1684
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:12,240
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think Jesse's the only one that listens

1685
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:14,920
Speaker 4: to this podcast. Hi Jesse, Jesse bought a T shirt.

1686
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:18,680
Speaker 4: Oh God, bless that's awesome, sweetheart. I should buy tea.

1687
01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:21,439
Speaker 4: I know you shouldn't. You have great merch, good merch.

1688
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:22,400
Speaker 3: I love the merch.

1689
01:21:22,479 --> 01:21:24,800
Speaker 4: Good merch. That's a good gift. Put that on a

1690
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:25,519
Speaker 4: cement mixer.

1691
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:27,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. How about a T shirt that says I said

1692
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:30,519
Speaker 3: no gifts and then it's basically you saying I didn't

1693
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:31,519
Speaker 3: think you wanted anything.

1694
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:34,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, that becomes a real just like the person is

1695
01:21:34,439 --> 01:21:37,240
Speaker 4: deeply confused opening the box and they're like they put

1696
01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:39,280
Speaker 4: it on, They're like, but I didn't feel like I'm

1697
01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:40,600
Speaker 4: being blamed for something I didn't do.

1698
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:44,120
Speaker 3: You've pulled me into some dark So that's something you.

1699
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,600
Speaker 4: Should get them if you want to like start a

1700
01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:49,880
Speaker 4: fight on Christmas morning, which, hey, that's you've got a

1701
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:51,880
Speaker 4: twelve hour day ahead of you. You've got to feel

1702
01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:54,400
Speaker 4: the time somehow. Yes, at least one fight should be

1703
01:21:54,479 --> 01:21:58,439
Speaker 4: on the docket. Please, I think we've answered enough questions

1704
01:21:58,479 --> 01:22:00,640
Speaker 4: for today. You know, I've got twenty six ages. We

1705
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:03,800
Speaker 4: could do this, I promise everyone. I'm going to try

1706
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:06,600
Speaker 4: to get around to it. But we've dug into this

1707
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:07,840
Speaker 4: one in a beautiful way.

1708
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:10,479
Speaker 3: I feel like there's been definitely many options.

1709
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:13,040
Speaker 4: Right. If you can't find something there, Emma, then your

1710
01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:14,240
Speaker 4: husband is impossible.

1711
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:17,759
Speaker 3: And yeah, how about a gift certificate for some therapy

1712
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:18,320
Speaker 3: were gause?

1713
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:18,880
Speaker 4: I'm a star?

1714
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:23,599
Speaker 3: Oh always, Yeah, everybody get a star. Just don't tell

1715
01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:27,000
Speaker 3: him the part that I told Bridger because I'm really legit.

1716
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:30,080
Speaker 3: I don't know why I did that. I immediately ruined

1717
01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:31,400
Speaker 3: the gift for you. I'm so sorry.

1718
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:34,400
Speaker 4: No, I like that I kind of illegally own a star. Yes,

1719
01:22:34,479 --> 01:22:37,200
Speaker 4: I don't want to have the proper authorities in charge

1720
01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:40,400
Speaker 4: of this. I'm I want that thing to be through

1721
01:22:40,439 --> 01:22:41,280
Speaker 4: a bad website.

1722
01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:43,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a kind of if Bernie Bernie made

1723
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:44,599
Speaker 3: off sold star.

1724
01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:48,720
Speaker 4: That's what I got, you, fake, Karen. I've been in

1725
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:51,800
Speaker 4: your home long enough. I've loved it, so I've been.

1726
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:55,040
Speaker 4: It's been such a wonderful thing. I am so thankful

1727
01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:57,679
Speaker 4: to have you on the podcast and now own a star.

1728
01:22:58,280 --> 01:22:59,920
Speaker 3: I'm just sad that I can't use it against you

1729
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,040
Speaker 3: anymore that I haven't been a guest yet, because that

1730
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:03,800
Speaker 3: was really a fun thing to kind of throw in

1731
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:06,479
Speaker 3: your face, and now it's happened.

1732
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:08,360
Speaker 4: Well, the truth was, my plan was to have you

1733
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:09,240
Speaker 4: as the tenth guest.

1734
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:10,800
Speaker 3: What does that mean?

1735
01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:13,320
Speaker 4: I wanted, you know, I thought, Karen, what a great

1736
01:23:13,479 --> 01:23:16,240
Speaker 4: tenth guest. We get black, I'm not kidding. I thought,

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01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:18,880
Speaker 4: we get the ball rolling I get It's like, you know,

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01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:22,080
Speaker 4: you basically, if the podcast is a house, you bought

1739
01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:23,360
Speaker 4: me the house. I wanted to make sure it was

1740
01:23:23,439 --> 01:23:26,640
Speaker 4: clean and ready to go before you showed up. But

1741
01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:29,400
Speaker 4: then quarantine happened. I was like, well, we've got sixteen recorded,

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01:23:29,439 --> 01:23:30,360
Speaker 4: We'll just play through.

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01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:33,240
Speaker 3: I got to tell you, though, Bridger, from the moment,

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01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:36,840
Speaker 3: this was one of the most satisfying development processes I've

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01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:39,360
Speaker 3: ever been involved in, because I basically said to Bridger,

1746
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:41,720
Speaker 3: do you have any ideas for a podcast? And then

1747
01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:44,280
Speaker 3: you said I do, and then told me this one.

1748
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:47,600
Speaker 3: We both laughed our asses off, and from then it

1749
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:51,720
Speaker 3: was a dream come true. You're the ideal person to

1750
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:56,040
Speaker 3: work with. You did all your You've done everything perfectly

1751
01:23:56,120 --> 01:24:00,160
Speaker 3: into a tea and everything was ready, and you know,

1752
01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:02,880
Speaker 3: you pre recorded all these things, you booked all the people.

1753
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:08,240
Speaker 3: You've been so conscientious, and it's such a wonderful podcast.

1754
01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:11,479
Speaker 3: I love to listen to it, and so does fucking Oprah.

1755
01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:15,760
Speaker 3: So like, kudos to you were delivering.

1756
01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:17,400
Speaker 4: It verydessy, You've made it very easy.

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01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:18,920
Speaker 3: I love that we get to work together.

1758
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:21,000
Speaker 4: And now I own a star and we're working together,

1759
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:25,920
Speaker 4: so and we're all starves. We're all stars. Well, everyone,

1760
01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:29,120
Speaker 4: you know, stay safe out there. Karen and I have

1761
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:32,360
Speaker 4: been very safe here officially, yes, where we've been very

1762
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:35,400
Speaker 4: We've all got to be careful, don't be a dummy.

1763
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:40,400
Speaker 4: Let's avoid spreading the horrible demon that's going around, and

1764
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:44,080
Speaker 4: please go out and have a nice time though, enjoy yourself,

1765
01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:45,479
Speaker 4: listen to some nice music.

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01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:48,320
Speaker 3: If you have one safe friend that you know is

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01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:52,200
Speaker 3: as highly conscientious as you and constantly obsessively washing their

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01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:55,760
Speaker 3: hands and groceries and avoiding people and avoiding people and

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01:24:55,880 --> 01:25:00,280
Speaker 3: never being close, then you can have a nice visit, right,

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01:25:00,439 --> 01:25:02,280
Speaker 3: which is my visiting friend.

1771
01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:04,639
Speaker 4: You've got to have a visiting friend to just prove

1772
01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:08,360
Speaker 4: reality is still out there, so true, and hopefully we'll

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01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:10,560
Speaker 4: kind of get out of this at some point, we

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01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:14,960
Speaker 4: will for sure. Whatever, Well, God bless, and again I'm

1775
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:18,040
Speaker 4: saying God bless. I started saying this on other episodes

1776
01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:19,559
Speaker 4: and then I thought people are going to think I'm

1777
01:25:19,560 --> 01:25:22,960
Speaker 4: a just maniac. No, I like it as a button

1778
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:27,200
Speaker 4: take care, I said no gifts isn't exactly right production.

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01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:31,160
Speaker 4: It's engineered by Earth Angel Stephen Ray Morris. The theme

1780
01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:34,400
Speaker 4: song is by Miracle Worker Amy Mann. You can follow

1781
01:25:34,479 --> 01:25:37,519
Speaker 4: the show on Instagram and Twitter. At I said no gifts,

1782
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:40,840
Speaker 4: and if you have a question or need help getting

1783
01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:43,439
Speaker 4: a gift for someone in your life, email me at

1784
01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:46,760
Speaker 4: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. Listen and

1785
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:50,640
Speaker 4: subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or wherever you found me,

1786
01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:52,960
Speaker 4: and why not leave a review while you're at it?

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01:25:55,120 --> 01:26:03,800
Speaker 1: Well, did you hear? Made myself perfectly clear? But you're

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01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:09,880
Speaker 1: I guess to my home? You gotta come to me empty?

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01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:16,559
Speaker 2: And I said, no, guess your own presence is presents enough.

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01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:22,280
Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff, So how do you

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01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:24,640
Speaker 2: dare to surbey me?