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Speaker 1: What Up matera Andre?

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Speaker 2: And This is Bombing, the podcast where I talk to comedians,

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Speaker 2: artists and other interesting people about the worst bombs of

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Speaker 2: their career, total epic failures in front of the public.

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Speaker 2: And tonight I talk to superstar comedian Lisa Trigger about

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Speaker 2: being arrested at a baseball game, her love for Law

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Speaker 2: and Order, SVU and the Backstreet Boys, plus embarrassing moments

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Speaker 2: at movie Premiere's. Check out Lisa's stand up special night

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Speaker 2: Owl on Netflix, and as always, leave us a messages

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Speaker 2: at seven one to six Bombing and share your most

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Speaker 2: embarrassing moments at who knows, maybe we'll even talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Co hosting is Jay Jorden enjoy.

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Speaker 3: Bombing, baling with aeric Andre.

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Speaker 2: Ladies, gentleman Lisa Tragger, everybody, porn, porn enthusiasts, Russian apologists.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I cannot be attacked on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I'm not Oh, are they coming out to you?

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Speaker 4: You're really mad at me? Are Ukrainians don't want to

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Speaker 4: speak Russian? Which I get? But I moved here before

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Speaker 4: the collapse. My parents speak Russian? What do you want

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Speaker 4: from me?

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Speaker 1: You were born in the US s.

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Speaker 4: R us SR, but it's modern day Ukraine. So it's

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Speaker 4: like it says born in Ukrainian my podcast, and they're like,

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Speaker 4: you're not actually Ukrainian. I'm actually a Jew, and you

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Speaker 4: hate me because of that. They'll be like, every time

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Speaker 4: you see you are condoning the war. I go, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's what I believe a body. Those are the only

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Speaker 4: ones that get me upset, like people are mean, Those

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Speaker 4: are the only ones that kind of bother me because

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Speaker 4: I feel like I don't have an identity.

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Speaker 1: No, you have a very strong idea. I'm an American,

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Speaker 1: you're red blooded America. You're a patriot.

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Speaker 5: Patriot, we're actually going to this. This is an overreer.

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Speaker 4: I would die for the the human rights of our nation.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to escape.

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Speaker 1: I want to fight, not me house boat in Spain.

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Speaker 5: You've been looking, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, where are you

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Speaker 5: going to go?

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Speaker 4: But I think black people should leave if it's not

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Speaker 4: on you guys.

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Speaker 6: Don't Okay, but don't don't say that by itself, because

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Speaker 6: we heard it, well, black people should leave.

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Speaker 2: Oh don't say that sentence by it Yeah, we're gonna

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Speaker 2: nip it out like put all over the interview.

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Speaker 5: I love black people should I think people should leave.

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Speaker 4: I think black people should leave.

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Speaker 1: And I always have I think black people should leave.

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Speaker 4: I think black people should leave.

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Speaker 5: That's the intro. Does anything on the paper?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: I like?

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Speaker 2: I like being like reading off the paper really stilted.

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Speaker 2: So you're at the co host of That's Messed Up

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Speaker 2: an s VU podcast. Care clink, do you want to

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Speaker 2: tell us anything about this?

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Speaker 4: I would love to. We recap an episode of one

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Speaker 4: orders you. We do a deep dive on the true

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Speaker 4: crime it's based on, and then we interview an actor

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Speaker 4: from the episode.

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Speaker 1: And then soon after you were arrested three times.

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Speaker 4: That was before you get arrested somebody, dumb bitch, what

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Speaker 4: do you mean? In Chicago, two times in Iowa and

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Speaker 4: one time at a White Sox game.

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Speaker 1: What happened? What happened the first time was.

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Speaker 4: Drinking and driving. I wanted burger king humiliating, of course.

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Speaker 5: And they prosecute that crime in Iowa.

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Speaker 4: They sure did, but it's called like d w I.

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Speaker 6: You know they like to switch up the letters Mississippi.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're drink driving is mandatory.

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Speaker 6: That was every now and then they'll though, well you

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Speaker 6: seen me doing fine here. That's what happens in college

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Speaker 5: They go, you're drinking. You go a little bit. They go,

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Speaker 5: me too.

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Speaker 4: The second arrest was like me and my friend were like,

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Speaker 4: we got to be sober. We were both struggling, you know.

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Speaker 4: I got arrested for this, and then we chugged Parrot

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Speaker 4: Bay and we were supposed to go to the gymnastics meet,

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Speaker 4: but instead she punched through the fire extinguisher glass. So

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Speaker 4: I thought she wanted it. I thought she was taking

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Speaker 4: her own life because she was depressed. So I start

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Speaker 4: streaming the cops and then I'm black to so I forget.

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Speaker 4: So when the cops come, I fight them.

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Speaker 1: No what I thought, how old are you in?

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Speaker 4: Like nineteen twenties?

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Speaker 5: Wait a second, did you punch the cop?

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Speaker 4: No? I shoved him. I closed the door. And then

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Speaker 4: when they arrested me, I went limps. So that had

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Speaker 1: Doesn't want to go to the deaths.

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Speaker 4: Actually, But then she got arrested at the hospital, she

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Speaker 4: went insane. So then I wake up in jail and

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Speaker 4: she's in jail too, and then so I dropped out

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Speaker 4: of I was stay, went home to Chicago, went to

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Speaker 4: game and blacked out. So I'm not sure what but

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Speaker 4: they do still drink.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 4: Then I found stand up comedy.

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Speaker 1: Can you stop drinking?

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Speaker 4: I party once in a while. I like to have

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Speaker 4: a good time, but it's just not an issue for me.

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Speaker 4: I'm more of a stoner, but I have drink. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Like me and my friend, we would drive to the

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Speaker 4: Redline Howard station and we would have a fifth of

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Speaker 4: flavored smear off and we'd play Circle of Death and

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Speaker 4: then whatever we didn't finish would pour in a diet

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Speaker 4: coke or she.

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Speaker 1: Has right kind of wicked.

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Speaker 4: You just keep passing and hugging until.

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Speaker 5: You're doing how many people usually play?

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Speaker 4: Usually it's a group.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if it's just two people that that's not a circle.

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Speaker 4: A line of Death and then we'd get on the

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Speaker 4: right line like a flavored You enough disgusting discuss.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna say it, and it's gonna get me canceled.

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Speaker 6: Eastern Europeans they drink.

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Speaker 4: They drank n She was Cuban, my my big because

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Speaker 4: she was my friend at the time. Also kept getting arrested.

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Speaker 1: Like rum Capital. I don't know, I know, para room,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. If it's a Cuban room.

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Speaker 4: No, it's something I don't think Soroger.

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Speaker 1: Skilled in the bathroom at Kroger's.

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Speaker 4: But we'd get on the train in the suburbs. So

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Speaker 4: by the time we got to Comisky, I got kicked,

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Speaker 4: I got arrested. Third inning home open.

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Speaker 1: This is you had a lot of legal fees and ship.

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Speaker 4: And that was well. The worst is I had to

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Speaker 4: take a Greyhound back to Iowa to served two more days.

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Speaker 4: That's what was upsetting, Like.

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Speaker 1: The Jewish Martha Steward.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but you had all these legal troubles and that

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Speaker 6: made you want to start the s VU podcast, Or

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Speaker 6: you just love SVU.

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Speaker 4: No, I love SVU and I love research and I

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Speaker 4: like finding I guess injustices and our criminal justice system.

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Speaker 6: My husband watching the sv he watches the s VU

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Speaker 6: every day. I've seen the Billy Porter episode at least

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Speaker 6: four times.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's a twist, that's a that's a rare, a

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Speaker 4: rare twist.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you gonna do about living in the U?

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Speaker 3: S A?

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Speaker 6: You're gonna leave? You have EU citizenship? No, you have

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Speaker 6: any other citizenship? No?

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Speaker 4: Because we left on religious ASYLA and US star doesn't exist.

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Speaker 4: I'm hoping well.

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Speaker 5: I mean it's going to again.

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Speaker 1: They're working on it.

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Speaker 4: I'm leaving the country this weekend and I'm nervous because

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Speaker 4: it says praying on my on my passport. So if

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Speaker 4: they let me in or not, I am going to London, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I hope so. And then I'm going to New Zealand

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Speaker 4: and Australia and funeral this weekend unfortunately, and then July

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Speaker 4: will be New Zealand and Australia touring a lot I do.

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Speaker 4: I'm on their own. I mean, I'm audestioning. If someone

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Speaker 4: put me in something, I would take a break. I'm

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Speaker 4: having a good time. You know, it's fine, your bestie.

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Speaker 4: You know I love this ship you guys did on

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Speaker 4: your TV show.

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Speaker 5: The Bag of.

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Speaker 3: As.

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Speaker 2: We were a little cave in Harlem. She thought we

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Speaker 2: were just driving to a studio to shoot a sketch.

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Speaker 2: And then we talking about like all right, if the

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Speaker 2: cops come, we got to just say this and that

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Speaker 2: and popcorn means the cops are over on this street,

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Speaker 2: and and the word goose bumps meaning the cops are

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Speaker 2: And she goes, what do you guys keep talking about cops?

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Speaker 2: And and We're like, oh, this isn't a sketch, this

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Speaker 2: is like a prank for shooting.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be for real.

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Speaker 2: And she's like her face went white, she started sweating.

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Speaker 2: She's like she was really nervous. But then she rose

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Speaker 2: to the occasion. She killed the fuck out of that ship.

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Speaker 6: That I mean, that particular prank slash sketch lives on

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Speaker 6: the internet and pops up every couple of months.

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Speaker 1: Let's put it up. Can we put it up? Can

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Speaker 1: we put things up on the screen?

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Speaker 7: Tell you, mother, you thought I wasn't gonna find out.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't gonna find.

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Speaker 1: You know what?

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Speaker 5: This is the bag of my face.

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Speaker 1: For you. Are you good at design? So you have

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Speaker 4: House, a corner of boxes. It's overwhelming. And then I'm

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Speaker 4: by buy art. I'm an art buyer. I support the arts.

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Speaker 4: I have great art, I have beautiful art, and I

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Speaker 4: have I collect toys, but they're all in my little

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Speaker 4: fireplace nice.

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Speaker 1: So it's all nice.

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Speaker 4: It's the clothes, it's the traveling. It's that I can't.

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Speaker 1: Wear one of those organizers like a Marie condo.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, my best friend does this at least for me,

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Speaker 4: like four or five times a year, and I have

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Speaker 4: a cleaner that comes twice a month and it does

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Speaker 4: not what.

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Speaker 2: I imagine your house is shoe boxes everywhere, empty Vaca bottles,

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Speaker 2: cigarette butts, that is what I'm imagining.

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Speaker 1: Joints everywhere.

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Speaker 6: I have probably likes a roach infestation, but cheah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, tons of roaches joint.

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Speaker 4: And then I always have my friend when she cleaned

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Speaker 4: out my apartment, I had to leave for Panda whatever.

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Speaker 2: You feel like you have a laptop with a lot

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Speaker 2: of issues that you keep meaning to get fixed.

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Speaker 4: I canceled my genius bar appointments today.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, Eric, Yeah, you guys don't watch movies

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Speaker 6: or TV on a television or production.

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Speaker 1: You just have the laptop and it has so many

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Speaker 1: bugs and.

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Speaker 6: Your computer gets super hot. You go actually to hot boiling.

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Speaker 6: It's giving you the spinning wheel of death. And you're like, oh,

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Speaker 6: I got to fix it, but you always push off

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Speaker 6: fixing it. Do you have like do you have a

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Speaker 6: caress top or do you have some just random images too,

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Speaker 6: like just random files full littered?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but we're right. Are we're not right? Or

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Speaker 1: are we right?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: I had an I cancel my five thirty genius.

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Speaker 2: Bar pointments today and you drink diet coke, you're yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: And I have little my friend when she remember, she goes,

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Speaker 1: The wires are all tangled.

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Speaker 4: I never thought I'd have so many wires.

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Speaker 1: It's a dirty rug.

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Speaker 4: No rug I'm anti rug I have no rugs.

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Speaker 6: Do my room now, Eric, do my room? I don't

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Speaker 5: We don't. Garrison would never.

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Speaker 4: Just do you think I'm hopeless? No help for me?

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Speaker 6: Works in works in tech slash, fintech, slash, crypto.

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Speaker 1: Oh do you say fashion?

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Speaker 1: Where's he from? From?

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Speaker 5: From Mississippi?

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Speaker 1: Like me doing impression of them, doing impression of them?

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Speaker 5: Oh, this is my impression of him. Jay put that down.

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Speaker 6: I have a thing now where I really am trying

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Speaker 2: I have to hang out with him for five minutes,

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Speaker 1: He's a little too if that he's country, he's a

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Speaker 6: Loves Reality Housewives okay, a little bit of merit to medicine,

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Speaker 5: Took it too far?

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Speaker 1: What about naked attraction?

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Speaker 6: Naked attraction? I've watched nekead attraction. We you know, we

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Speaker 5: So like, do you do do I do orgies?

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Speaker 4: There hasn't been an origin of very long.

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Speaker 6: The last true orgy Fire Island twenty nineteen. It was

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Speaker 5: That's the last.

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Speaker 1: Was it fun?

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Speaker 5: It was fun? Ah it, Liz the kids?

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Speaker 6: Do you come a lot or do you save it

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Speaker 6: That's the thing. If you're there.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, viagra, no excitement and weed. It's an orgy.

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Speaker 6: So you're like, you actually kind of can game plan.

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Speaker 6: You can take a breaking or it's a lot of

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Speaker 1: You can cut cut back, you can make a martini.

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Speaker 6: Anyone who is jackhammering the whole time in an orgy.

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Speaker 6: Everyone at the orgy, who's like kind of there and

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Speaker 5: They'll be like, what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: What's going on?

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Speaker 4: Relax?

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Speaker 1: Oh, if you're jack hammering, what about you? You did done

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Speaker 1: an orgy before?

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Speaker 5: No, tell the three.

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Speaker 4: I just have one foursome.

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Speaker 6: I would do more some the name still work, I

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Speaker 6: think at six easily an orgy. Six doesn't work exactly.

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Speaker 6: Seven doesn't work. Four and five for five because four,

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Speaker 6: to me, we actually just qualify as a couple swap.

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Speaker 6: But if they weren't couples, then yeah, tell us about.

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Speaker 4: His wife was coming the next day.

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Speaker 6: So long that it's like, actually really hot, his wife

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Speaker 4: Well, no to with everyone else they came to fuck.

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Speaker 4: I met the Carolines. No Carolines. But this was a

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Speaker 5: We're telling it.

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Speaker 4: I thought about I thought this guy was really hot.

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Speaker 4: So I'm doing crowd work with this hot guy. And

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Speaker 5: So he comes out downstairs, down stairs.

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Speaker 1: So it's one guy and two goals. No, two guys

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And so we all went out and after a

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Speaker 4: while they were like, listen, we actually have we're here

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Speaker 4: I didn't think it was going to be a wild night.

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Speaker 4: I didn't bring a phone charger, I didn't bring make

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Speaker 4: do this. It was like an early Spotted line.

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Speaker 1: This time.

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Speaker 4: They had collars, they had like leashes. They were ready,

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Speaker 4: they were ready.

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Speaker 1: They just watch and then.

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Speaker 4: The wife was coming the next say to join them.

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Speaker 4: So it wasn't like he was. They were freaks that hot.

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Speaker 1: So everybody's just fucking.

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Speaker 4: But it's I'm with Jay that there were breaks, we

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Speaker 4: of the.

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Speaker 6: Drugs, also with gay people. And this is the p

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Speaker 6: s A viagra plus poppers. Your heart will stop. You

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Speaker 6: can only okay pop. Yeah, see this is the safer.

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Speaker 2: It's less harsh than than the bagger. However, if you're

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Speaker 2: it's old fighting self, you popped that viagra on that Molly.

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Speaker 1: It works fucking people.

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Speaker 6: I know some people who like when they've been either like, oh,

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Speaker 5: Dick was capable of that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's I've never seen my penis like that ever,

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Speaker 6: whinning combo when and I'm more of a nitrous ox.

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Speaker 3: That guy over.

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Speaker 1: Poppers got it.

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Speaker 4: I've only done that once and it was with.

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Speaker 1: You, thousands and thousands.

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Speaker 4: It was a great night. There was a brain scientist

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Speaker 4: All of it can regrow.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, over twenty five, so my brain's done. Yeah, stop growing.

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Speaker 4: And I'm on my phone eight hours a day, so

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Speaker 1: I'm doing good things for your brain.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Once beer kills millions of brain cells. Nitrous oxide not

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Speaker 6: I say a new new drug awareness campaign, just say no,

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Speaker 6: you know nitrous oxide and so smart it's insane.

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Speaker 5: Oh brother Eric brother, Eric brother.

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Speaker 1: All right, what's the worst show you've ever done in

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Speaker 1: your life? Where's bomb ever?

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Speaker 4: And I bombed last night? Just to show Now, I

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it's one listen, check it twice.

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Speaker 5: Is funny because of the location.

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Speaker 5: But uh, it's okay.

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Speaker 7: I go.

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Speaker 4: I came here for the shrimp cocktail.

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Speaker 5: Not a bomb.

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Speaker 5: to come and clean off the table and I said, no,

449
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Speaker 5: leave it as a memory. I need to know this.

450
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Speaker 5: That just stare like having the boot for the rest

451
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Speaker 5: of the night.

452
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Speaker 1: In in West Niac, where was it the comedy capital

453
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Speaker 1: of the world.

454
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Speaker 5: That's where you go when you make it big.

455
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Speaker 4: Well, you know, the chef was really good there and.

456
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 5: Then get to do with nat if you play cards right,

457
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Speaker 5: the chef.

458
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:12,040
Speaker 4: Got fired for being a pedophile nowhere and West, and

459
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Speaker 4: I remember the food used to be really good. He

460
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Speaker 4: ended up being a pedophile. Got to get rid of him.

461
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Speaker 1: I didn't.

462
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Speaker 4: This isn't the worst bomb because you mentioned father's son.

463
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:22,480
Speaker 4: I was in a city in Texas. I don't know, Houston.

464
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 4: Let's say I don't know. But this guy in the

465
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Speaker 4: front row gets us ficial. He leaves. When he comes back,

466
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 4: I go, where'd you go? And he goes. I've been

467
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:36,800
Speaker 4: sober for twenty seven years until today. I'm an alcoholic.

468
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Speaker 5: Is that you gotta put that on the website?

469
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Speaker 1: So good?

470
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Speaker 5: I ruined the man's it's right now.

471
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Speaker 4: I'll do that.

472
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Speaker 1: I tell us all the bombs.

473
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Speaker 2: Tell us your worst writing gig, your worst television gig,

474
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Speaker 2: your worst.

475
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Speaker 6: I mean, I'm not gonna because we do. I do

476
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Speaker 6: want you to tell this story. Maybe don't say the movie,

477
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Speaker 6: but you weren't allowed to one of your own movie.

478
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 1: A cop and a White Sox.

479
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,920
Speaker 4: I'm in Nope. I get kicked by the horse. I

480
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,639
Speaker 4: don't know if you know this part, but in the beginning,

481
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,400
Speaker 4: they're on the Jordan pee. I'm the woman that gets

482
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Speaker 4: kicked by the horse on the side.

483
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Speaker 2: Okay, I started watching it on an airplane and then

484
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,720
Speaker 2: the plane landed and I never finished it.

485
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm in the beginning, you know, never, and

486
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Speaker 4: then the next scene, you know, Danielkhluia is on the

487
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Speaker 4: set with the horse and I get kicked. So it's

488
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Speaker 4: a small part, but I'm excited. I get invited to

489
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Speaker 4: the premiere. But they go one ticket, no plus one.

490
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Speaker 4: I go, that's fine, it's fine, and they go and

491
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Speaker 4: you're not going to the party. I go, okay, I

492
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,359
Speaker 4: won't go to the party. So I get to the premiere.

493
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 4: My name is nowhere to be found. I had to

494
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,520
Speaker 4: be like, I promise, I'm in this, Like I have

495
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Speaker 4: an email from my agent. He's like, I want to

496
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Speaker 4: go to this Chinese theater. I've been looking at this

497
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 4: theater since I was a kid. Premiere, so they reiter

498
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 4: it again. They're like, here's a ticket. You can't go

499
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Speaker 4: to the party. So then at the time I see

500
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Speaker 4: Bobby Lee, I see Calila. Calila is like, I don't

501
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 4: need to go to the party. Here's the ticket. So

502
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 4: Bobby Lee takes me to the party, ditches me immediately,

503
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 4: and then I was just alone circling this party without

504
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,119
Speaker 4: a friend. In sight. You know what I mean. But

505
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Speaker 4: I wasn't.

506
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,159
Speaker 3: Daniel.

507
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 4: I want to talk to me. I knew Littlerell, so

508
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 4: I went up to and then I actually got bullied

509
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 4: by someone. So someone I know friends of Littlerel comes up.

510
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 4: You know this to me. I don't want to name it.

511
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 4: She comes over and yeah, but you're a part of

512
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 4: the story. Woman comes up to me please, and I go, hey,

513
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 4: I'm Lisa. You know I'm a comic from Chicago. Starting

514
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 4: she goes, oh, yeah, i've seen you before. I go, yeah,

515
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 4: I think we met at Eric's house one night and

516
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 4: she goes, no, I've seen you perform four times and

517
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 4: you have a lot of growing to do. And I

518
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 4: just went it's an honor. And then I went walking alone.

519
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 4: I couldn't find a friend. Part of the night was

520
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 4: and I kept going to actors I met on set,

521
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 4: being like, what's up, and they're like, we're with her

522
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 4: wives like we don't want to talk.

523
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 5: And I saw it this, Eric, you got to think

524
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 5: about this.

525
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 4: What you got even a movie.

526
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Speaker 6: I'm gonna movie what happened? I got kicked by a horse?

527
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 6: Good by, Come to the come to the movie from here, Actually, no, okay,

528
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 6: come to the party. Actually, no, by the way, me

529
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 6: at the party. By the way, you got a lot

530
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Speaker 6: of work four different?

531
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Speaker 1: Is that necessary to say to somebody?

532
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,879
Speaker 5: I'm you know this, I'm always saying this. Be nicer

533
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 5: to comedians online. I'm always.

534
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 1: Be nicer to comedians.

535
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 4: What Jay's been popping off on the I behave myself.

536
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 5: I'm sum gonna Jay's been the.

537
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 4: Talk of the town.

538
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Speaker 1: I would say, what's going on online.

539
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 6: I'm not beefing with anyone particular. I do beef with

540
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:53,439
Speaker 6: the idea that people are like, can you believe we're crazy?

541
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 6: I'm like, comics have always been crazy, comics. Whatever someone says,

542
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 6: we can finally like talk ship, we can finally like

543
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 6: say crazy stuff.

544
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 5: In my head, I do go haven't we always been

545
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 5: saying crazy?

546
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: Yeah?

547
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 5: There was no line.

548
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 1: I don't know.

549
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm like, what are you talking about? Who are

550
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 6: you talking about? Who is this like boogeyman in the sky.

551
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 6: That's like, now you can't who.

552
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 5: Was stopping people from telling coum jokes, from telling race jokes, from.

553
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 1: Telling ooh from some crowds but not really.

554
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 6: But but those Pejordians have even lost their spice because

555
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 6: everyone doubled down too much. So now I'll say, if

556
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 6: you say faggot and you're not gay on the show,

557
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 6: guess what, You're probably the fourth straight gotta say faggot

558
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 6: that night. And now the crowd's like, you gonna to

559
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 6: do something else? Man, you might actually have Gail King

560
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 6: on the on the yeah, Gail King said.

561
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Speaker 5: Gil okay.

562
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 6: So Gail King was entering Matteo in part for the

563
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Speaker 6: book and the special coming out. Gail King said to

564
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Speaker 6: Matteo Lane, you have this joke I love and this

565
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 6: is CBS Morning by the way, she said, can I

566
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Speaker 6: say it? She said, when you said what and the

567
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 6: fagot tree is going on?

568
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 5: King said that on something posts.

569
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 4: Are like what and then Mateo just cracks up. He

570
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 4: can't he can't even believe that.

571
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 5: Y King said what in the fagatory? And then she

572
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 5: went to space to try to escape it.

573
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 2: Her getting on that space ship I watched ten thousand times.

574
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 2: She seemed so stressed by the way. That's me just

575
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 2: getting on Jet Blue, like I hate turbulent so much.

576
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 2: But I could see her going, why did these white

577
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 2: people talk me into this super ship? I don't need

578
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 2: to see space?

579
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: What is this?

580
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 2: And do they go to space. They go to like

581
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 2: the top of the sky. They don't go into like

582
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 2: I want you going to space, land on fucking Mars.

583
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 2: Then you went to space.

584
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 1: It starts.

585
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 4: They didn't even pass the atmosphere, like I want to

586
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 4: look at the Earth from.

587
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, I don't want I want to be on

588
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 1: another planet. I want to be on the Moon looking

589
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: at her. And then you went to space.

590
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 6: It fires more training because Lance Bass wanted to do it,

591
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:58,400
Speaker 6: and being like an actual astronomy very long time.

592
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: Well, Lance Bas got nothing but time.

593
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 3: He did nothing.

594
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 4: But I did Arden Marines podcast and I'm a big

595
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 4: backstrip boy fan.

596
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: I like boy bands, like pop culture, and so I

597
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: was in Trolls three.

598
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 4: I watched them all.

599
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with Justin Timberlake?

600
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you know, so art In Surprising. So

601
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 4: I go to do her podcast, Lance Bass pops out

602
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 4: of a bush was surprise, and I have to like whatever,

603
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 4: and then and then he goes, are you upset? I'm

604
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 4: not Nick Carter, and I go Lance Baster fun.

605
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 5: Oh that's funny, that's actually very funny.

606
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 4: But I went to Christina Aguilar Justin Timberlake, but I

607
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 4: sat down for justin because as a teen, because I

608
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 4: was so team Backstreet boys, like I didn't want to

609
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 4: enjoy myself.

610
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: So you big weird loyalties.

611
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Speaker 5: Who is your Who is your boy?

612
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Speaker 6: Were Kevin, Nick Carter and then a j oh wait

613
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Speaker 6: a second nick a j I was, I was in sync,

614
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 6: but I did appreciate Kevin as the backstory boy.

615
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 5: I was like tall, quiet a man.

616
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: Those people are also.

617
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 6: It is also what I'm imagining in your house, your

618
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 6: medicine cabinet full of every single prescription as I would.

619
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's they're in the kitchen.

620
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 5: You're giving her a lot of credit with the medicine cabinet.

621
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 4: The medicine cabinet is random, like a tweet like it's

622
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Speaker 4: it's more.

623
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: I want to look in your fridge to got it's.

624
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 4: Very New York. Or there's like a little chili oil.

625
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 4: There's been drinks sent by Wild, thank you.

626
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 1: Sponsor. There's no one here.

627
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Speaker 4: We film.

628
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 5: I gotta go. Actually, I actually have to go. If

629
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 5: this is Eric, I have to leave.

630
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 4: The Wild is amazing. So I'm performing in Portland. Valentine's

631
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 4: a weekend. There's a beautiful couple in the front. I'm

632
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 4: having a good time. He is the creator in CEO

633
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 4: of Wild and oh it's like edibles, they're really delicious

634
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 4: or the white little contained. Oh you don't like weed

635
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 4: and so people. But so I'm like, did you bring

636
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 4: me some? Like I can't believe you're obviously a millionaire.

637
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 4: So whatever, we have a good time. After the show,

638
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 4: he goes, you know, we've seen you before at the cellar,

639
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 4: and you looked at me and said that I didn't

640
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 4: deserve love. The fuck was I thinking? Like why would

641
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Speaker 4: I say? Ah? And so he brought her to stunt

642
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Speaker 4: on me and he goes and this is my fiance

643
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 4: and we're getting married in Italy and I go, you

644
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 4: found up?

645
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, And.

646
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 4: Then he's been sending me uh like weed stuff.

647
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 6: God, that's so fucking you sat in the front road

648
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 6: to be like yeah and fucking that's universal karma, but

649
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 6: ends up being funny.

650
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 5: That's good.

651
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, way of cell bag Like he was treating her,

652
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Speaker 4: nice to you.

653
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Speaker 5: You live a life. You live a life.

654
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 4: But I also get to press and don't leave my

655
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Speaker 4: port man. You probably caught that too.

656
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: Porn What porn that you get into now?

657
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 4: Honestly I'm watching the same porn from twenty twelve. Some

658
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 4: of these videos are dated twenty two. I went to

659
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Speaker 4: the week dot com all the time, and I have

660
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Speaker 4: what is it kink dot com?

661
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Speaker 1: That's my why is kin dot com? You're you're It's

662
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Speaker 1: what I enjoy bds M.

663
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I like the public disgrace.

664
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Speaker 1: Oh, public umiliation. Humiliation like a girl.

665
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 4: Getting sucked at a pool hole.

666
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 6: In front of people, and there's humiliation, you know, dancing there,

667
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 6: very fire island.

668
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Speaker 5: I thought you were going to be into that's very gay, man.

669
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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to do like oil massage

670
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Speaker 1: or something like that.

671
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 4: Oil massage. It's creepy.

672
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, it's too cool.

673
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 6: Girls always watched the oil massages because sensual anytime I want, anytime.

674
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: I have a girl.

675
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 4: Women watch gang bangs than men women really, because for

676
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 4: men it's too many dicks.

677
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 6: Women watch also, women watch like fucking the people who

678
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 6: think women watch the sensual stuff are incorrect.

679
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 5: Women watch like I don't.

680
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 4: Know your husband died, and like you haven't. You've never

681
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 4: you're a catholic, you've never really gotten out there. That's

682
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 4: an oil massage. That's where you start.

683
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 6: Slow caress will do it for them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

684
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 6: but Lisa said get the digs in here.

685
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 4: It's when the girls like, I don't even know who's

686
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 4: fucking me right now?

687
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 6: Wait, have you been keeping up with the Bonnie Blue

688
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 6: one hundred men one thousand men situation? Okay, there's a

689
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 6: there's an only Fans creator who was like trying to

690
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 6: kind of do her own.

691
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was one thousand men in ten hours.

692
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 5: I think it was twenty four. I was given her

693
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 5: twenty four hours to get through.

694
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 4: A thousand that I don't Yeah, the book Hokey's and

695
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 4: all that where it's.

696
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: All of them. Oh, I thought you're into that stuff.

697
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 4: Of course I'll watch it once in a while, but

698
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 4: I like, I'm I'm I'm loyal.

699
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 6: To kink you go, I thought you're that stuff and

700
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 6: Lisa goes, of course I watch it every now. It's

701
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 6: just it's not gonna turn it off if it's on.

702
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: That's how I feel.

703
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 4: Well. There's someone on a reality show, Summerhouse, and they

704
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 4: just revealed that their favorite porn was tan Line porn,

705
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 4: and that really kind of upset the rest of the roommates.

706
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 5: Can I say, I get I get okay?

707
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 6: If you millennial, there was a certain time when a

708
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 6: lot of porn they had tan lines, and you were like, oh,

709
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 6: that's how we know this is like actually real because

710
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 6: you well, no, because you'd be like, no, the porn

711
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 6: performers they tan naked, but like these regular people, they'd

712
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 6: have tan lines.

713
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 5: You'd be like, oh, this is like actually it was

714
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 5: the amateur. Yeah.

715
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 7: When you see a little razor burn, yeah, god, or

716
00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 7: when you see the dog in the room.

717
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 4: But one of my favorite porn stars did die tragically,

718
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 4: and so it is kind of like unethical. But I

719
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 4: watched her old stuff sometimes.

720
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: Why is that it's weird?

721
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 4: It's sad because it's like, I don't know.

722
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: You didn't watch your death footage? Yeah, that'd be Yeah,

723
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: that's a different website.

724
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 3: You can borrow.

725
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 4: Water. I don't like that. They like do with some

726
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 4: suffocation water stuff and no it's too much.

727
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw a.

728
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 4: Website I only with a couple of the channels. Oh, well,

729
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 4: there's a porn podcast. I like, you gotta go on it.

730
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 4: Ryan he's got Yeah, I really, I'm his favorite comedian

731
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 4: and I love I like him so much. But he

732
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 4: had a porn star on it. Her kink was waterboarding,

733
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 4: and he got waterboarded on the.

734
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 5: Pot and he was like, you're a sick and is

735
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 5: America safer because of it?

736
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: It's a good question too, I guess. And there hasn't

737
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: been another nine to eleven since that happened.

738
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 4: That recording doesn't sound that bad.

739
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 2: No, it sounds bad, but it's bad. You're drowning yourself.

740
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 2: You're you're putting water in the only places you can breathe.

741
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: It's drowning. It's horrible.

742
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 4: You're sick. But he did it for the cause. But

743
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,879
Speaker 4: like his friend had stage four cancer and he had

744
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 4: his that guy's two favorite porn stars come on and

745
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 4: fuck him.

746
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: Whoa, this is like fucking with a recdre with a

747
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: recdre any other bombs?

748
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we should do the bombs. So actually, so

749
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 4: Netflix Fest last year, I'm having the time of my life,

750
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 4: Like I like a festival, I kind of and a

751
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 4: festival and friends, and I get asked last minute to

752
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,399
Speaker 4: do the Fluffy show.

753
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: That's the that's the already no Fluffy, oh Fluffy, yeah.

754
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 4: No, no, it's Palladium.

755
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 5: It's like the Palladium.

756
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 4: They were just like sorit, like Michelle Buteau did one

757
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 4: like yeah, and then like four or five comics went

758
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:18,360
Speaker 4: on Pete and I walk out and they stopped clapping,

759
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 4: and I still have probably these fifteen more steps to

760
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 4: the micropon nobody is clapping why? And then I grabbed

761
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 4: the mic put of the music still playing, and I

762
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 4: was like, well, you can cut the music. They're clearly

763
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 4: done clapping, and I thought that would get something. Nothing.

764
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 4: Then it's silent, and his audience is like family is

765
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 4: a lot of Mexican people. So I was like, I'll

766
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 4: do my immigrant material, do family stuff. I'll do that's

767
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 4: you know, PG whatever. They don't like any of it,

768
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,919
Speaker 4: they grow, they are not. So then I I'm trying

769
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 4: to switch things I'm trying to do. I'm trying all

770
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 4: the bags of tricks I can, and I'm just bombing

771
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 4: all the Netflix exacts. Everyone's there, right, It's like, I'm

772
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 4: just bombing, and and I'm following a comic I don't respect.

773
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 4: So it's even it's hurt killed, yeah, it's murdering.

774
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 5: Yeah. And he found out what everyone does for a living.

775
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 5: We found out who everyone was dating.

776
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 4: So I'm bombing and then sit down and someone else

777
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 4: yells leave, no, no, And so I'm sitting there being

778
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 4: like you think I want to be here. You think

779
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 4: I don't want to get I'm like, I'm looking at

780
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,399
Speaker 4: the clock, TikTok, like I don't want to be here either.

781
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 4: I'm like, how dare you? And so then it's like

782
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 4: them all screen and then other people going you got

783
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 4: this and like so then it's a battle between the

784
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,839
Speaker 4: crowds that are like you can do it and people

785
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 4: going please leaves like screaming, and no one is left anything. Yeah,

786
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 4: I'm like red at this point, I was so hot. Yeah,

787
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 4: And so I read right now and Jimmy Carr is

788
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 4: right there and Josh who booked me, and Josh just goes,

789
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. And then Jimmy Carr is trying to make

790
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 4: me feel better, and I go, stop talking to me.

791
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 4: I'm going upstairs. So I go to the green room.

792
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,240
Speaker 4: I get tequila, and I'm just sitting there alone drinking,

793
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 4: like trying to callow people to get attention. So then

794
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 4: all my friends at Netflix are messaging me and Sophia Saladar,

795
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 4: you know for Live Nation, like all these are texting me,

796
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 4: and I go, I'm in the Friends and Family Room.

797
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 4: That's the name of the green room. They thought I

798
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 4: had friends and family with me. I'm alone. So then

799
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 4: when they enter the room, they go, where is everyone?

800
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 4: I go, I'm alone here drinking. So then but I

801
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 4: bombed so bad and me and Sofia were talking about

802
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 4: going to a sushi park that like celebrity sushi spot

803
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 4: that the head of Live Nation Comedy touring goes. Sophia

804
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 4: use the company card take her. I ended up bombing

805
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 4: so bad that I got a five hundred dollars oh

806
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,439
Speaker 4: commedy meal and we have like a great time.

807
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 5: Nice god, but I was.

808
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 4: Audience they want I'm sure some of the other people

809
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 4: might have done. I didn't look at anything.

810
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: Like Fluffy's nice though, and well Fluffy Fluffy, and no

811
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: one looks to me.

812
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 4: After the show he did, he said, yea, I barely

813
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 4: interacted with Fluffy. I don't know. I don't I was

814
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 4: happy to be there at the palladio.

815
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 5: People saying leave and people saying no, stay and them fighting.

816
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:21,760
Speaker 5: That's funny. I would have been dying if I'm laughing loudly.

817
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 5: If someone goes get out of here, they go, fuck you.

818
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 4: Let her day. She'll get funny like that's like you

819
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 4: guys stopped clapping. Well one time I was this was

820
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 4: years ago, I was at Turner Hall and I was

821
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 4: opening for Rob's a Lady Jesus. And as I'm walking out,

822
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 4: the whole venue is chanting Rob Rob and then they

823
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 4: see me and they all start booing. No oh you guys,

824
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:50,439
Speaker 4: let me full boo being booed by like what seven

825
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 4: hundred people?

826
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 1: Okay, what's what else? What's what? Give me some other words?

827
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 4: I love?

828
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

829
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 4: Basically it was me and Kennedy to Forest dressed and

830
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 4: he's when we weren't getting paid, and we went to

831
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 4: He got paid. I didn't. I don't know. We went

832
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 4: to the nursing because he brought me to be like,

833
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,439
Speaker 4: I'm doing this nursing home and I was like, please

834
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 4: bring me. I gotta do it. No, I'm a young comic, right,

835
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 4: And so I'm bombing. He's bombing. We're bombing. Not a chirp,

836
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 4: not a laugh, nothing. And then a woman comes.

837
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 1: Up to the little nursing home like elderly.

838
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 4: It is literal nursing.

839
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: People are flatlining all around you.

840
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 4: That woman comes up to me and goes, do you

841
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 4: need jokes? I can give you some jokes.

842
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: I want to take her up on I did.

843
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 4: I said, tell me some jokes.

844
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: Take it up.

845
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 6: A Jewish Ukrainian walked into a nursing home. Oh yeah, moms,

846
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 6: their ass.

847
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: Off or whatever. All of our jokes were. Hella, ras

848
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: continue hard r N word jokes. She starts giving you.

849
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 4: Continue because I've been thinking about it. I'm like I

850
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 4: was young. You just kept on you have you My

851
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 4: mic got caught at jokes and notes once. It's like

852
00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 4: it was the black club in the South Side of

853
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 4: Cargo and mid mid joke cut the mic music.

854
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: I'd be like, thank you, get me out of here.

855
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: Can you give me an uber too?

856
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 6: Is my favorite thing whenever you go, especially as a

857
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 6: black comet, when you do mainstream a lot and then

858
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 6: you get the request to do a black show and

859
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 6: you go, I gotta do a black show and you

860
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 6: get in there and they're being they're being ruthless to

861
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 6: like the first two comedians. You go, I could have

862
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 6: said no. I could have said no, but you know what,

863
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 6: let me power through. They were fine with me. They

864
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 6: were they got the meanness out of their system. First

865
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 6: three comedians.

866
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: But you go there mean what what they just let

867
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: it be.

868
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 5: It's just some Lisa follow up what you said black

869
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 5: people should leave.

870
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 4: The country I think black people should live and now say.

871
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 5: You're not doing well.

872
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, well, they paid their money for the

873
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 2: babysitter in their suits and they're they're they're like, there

874
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 2: won't results.

875
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 4: But I would say one of the best sets of

876
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 4: my whole life was on Only like all Black audience

877
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 4: at the Laugh Factory in Chicagos.

878
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: You can crush audience, you can shake the room.

879
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 4: She goes, hold on, we gotta keep laughing.

880
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 3: I go.

881
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 4: I mean it was like one of the best moments

882
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 4: in life. Like I still think about it.

883
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 2: Somebody told me Jamie FOXX is this thing where he

884
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 2: does he'll do a mainstream room, then he'll do a

885
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 2: black room and try to do his whitest jokes and

886
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 2: see what of his like whitest jokes or whatever he

887
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 2: gets his mainstream if that's where you at the black room,

888
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 2: then he'll keep it in his set and then he'll

889
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 2: go to the mainstream room with his blackest jokes, and

890
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 2: whatever ones don't work he cuts, and whatever ones do

891
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 2: he keeps, and then he like merges those sets in

892
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 2: the back room.

893
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 5: He's doing all the Katie Holmes stuff.

894
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess, so I guess so I kind of

895
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 2: like that because our Afghan comic friend, oh formirir, thank

896
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 2: you sorry. Yes, he told me he tries to never

897
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 2: just wallow out alt rooms. He goes, I want to

898
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 2: do my alt stuff at the comedy seller or a

899
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 2: studio or store so that I can see kind of

900
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 2: like the Jamie Fox thing, like if the alt joke

901
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 2: can work at the mainstream comedy club, then there's spirit.

902
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 6: That's how you move the needle comedically. I know you

903
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 6: do this, and I do this too, all this stuff

904
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 6: I do at Unia Hall in the Bellhouse in Littlefield.

905
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 5: I do have the seller.

906
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 6: I have to because if you don't, then you're not

907
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 6: taking your queerness. So you're a weird shit to the people. Yeah.

908
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 3: Yeah.

909
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 1: Also you're gonna get too comfortable.

910
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 4: Because I'll have weekends where it's people that like me

911
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 4: and are aligned like on stuff, they like us at whatever,

912
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 4: and so it's easier to kill. And then when I'm

913
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 4: back to the cellar on like that week is when

914
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,280
Speaker 4: you realize what's actually like what needs to be beefed

915
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 4: up for, like people that don't know you.

916
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: When are you guys going to invite me to a show.

917
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: I got to get out of my house.

918
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 4: Well, I'm also doing Show and Tell.

919
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 6: Invite bring me on any show twenty If I go

920
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 6: to an Indian wedding the twenty eighth, I'm not here,

921
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 6: but every other day I can do.

922
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 4: Wow. They in India or where eight days.

923
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 1: And it's southern eastern India. Are they Christian or they

924
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: are not Christian? Okay, Southern Have you ever met an

925
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: Indian person before?

926
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 3: Dude?

927
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 1: Christian?

928
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 4: The Southern Indian Christians? They are Yeah, Jocelyn, Yeah, Josh Chicago,

929
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 4: Jocelyn Vargis, what's up, Junior?

930
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 8: And high?

931
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 4: Wait? Let me do one more bombings?

932
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 1: Do another bombing? Yeah? Okay, so I have to Okay,

933
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 1: I get out getting It's all. This podcast is filler.

934
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 4: In Jamestown, New York. And I used to do a

935
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,800
Speaker 4: joke and it's in my degenerate set on Netflix. But

936
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 4: it's like a Q and A and so the answers

937
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 4: and I know how people are going to answer, and

938
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 4: then it helps me. And then at the whole point

939
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 4: is like men aren't making women come and you guys

940
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 4: don't care. And it's like a fun joke. But a

941
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 4: guy went to both the shows and the answers, so

942
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 4: he ruined the wh and then stared at me and

943
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 4: then went you suck boo. And I ended up actually crying.

944
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 4: After that set, I was in the back and I

945
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 4: was like, God, why do they hate me so much?

946
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 3: Yeah? What are they? Fuck?

947
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 4: And I cried because I couldn't get back from it.

948
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 4: I was really defeated. And once he ruined that, it

949
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, I guess I do so like fuck you. Oh,

950
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 4: but then I've performed it again in the in Jamestown,

951
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 4: New York, and there was a moment where these women

952
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 4: were talking. They were being really annoying, and I go, girls,

953
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 4: just please stop talking. I'm good hearing like it's not

954
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 4: you're not being bad like, but it's distracting. And this

955
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 4: woman got offended. She got pissed. She's yelling, and on

956
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,839
Speaker 4: her way out she yelled it's a small town. She yells,

957
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 4: I make more money than you, and then from the

958
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 4: back I hear I'm my ex husband. No, she doesn't nice.

959
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 4: It's like really fun.

960
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: That was really nice. You had to like take a

961
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 1: thirty second break on that one.

962
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 5: Thank you, Sarah.

963
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 6: The crowd's gone go crazy. You get to be like,

964
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:08,240
Speaker 6: you know you should ex husband, you want your dick suck.

965
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 5: Come up here.

966
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 1: But this is okay, So this is like my old

967
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: school whole fucking.

968
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 4: This isn't my old school favorite story. It was a

969
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 4: club in glen View, Illinois. Might have been a drug

970
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 4: front called the Laughing Cameleon.

971
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 1: Okay, how far from Chicago's sean Berg.

972
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 4: Oh it's north shorey but like maybe forty minutes. Yeah,

973
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 4: it's not close to the city. But it's like I

974
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:38,240
Speaker 4: would say, maybe orch or whatever. The first show is packed.

975
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 4: It's a showcase show. I'm doing a bunch of I'm

976
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 4: I'm having such a good set on my young comic.

977
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 4: The dean from my high school who used to give

978
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 4: me all these detentions is in the audience, so I'm

979
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 4: killing Like I get to be like wow, yeah, so

980
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 4: I'm on the cloud night. The second show of the night,

981
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 4: only three couples are there.

982
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: Jesus.

983
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 4: These people are on coke for sure, the Polish they're

984
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 4: on cocaine. And then two other couples they're behaving, they're

985
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 4: being normal. This couple just doesn't give a fuck. They

986
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 4: don't want to be there. They're talking. We get into it.

987
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 4: It gets very like more of your family should have

988
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:18,479
Speaker 4: died in there. They immediately, well, they finish it the war,

989
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 4: is what I said to them. But beforehand she was

990
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 4: like just before I even was hooking up with women.

991
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 4: But they were like you you're a lesbian. You cheap jew.

992
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 4: Like they were saying fucked up ship to me. So

993
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 4: it's like cheap jew lesbian. I remember this was so

994
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 4: long ago, and the other couples are there. There's only

995
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 4: six people. So then we start fighting. The wars now

996
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 4: brought up, you know, it's like shit's getting fucked up.

997
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 4: And then he stands up, takes one hundred dollar bills

998
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 4: out of his wallet. He goes, I will pay anyone

999
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 4: to get this bitch off the stage. And then Aaron Foster,

1000
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 4: this comic, grabs the cash and gets on stage throws

1001
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 4: me a hundred and I had to be walked to

1002
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 4: my car.

1003
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 3: And then wow.

1004
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 2: Guy and like Minneapolis was like I have a gun

1005
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 2: and I'm going to kill you after this set, like

1006
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 2: while she was bombing, and they had to walk her

1007
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 2: from the stage to the parking lot, and he was

1008
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 2: out there like rifling through his car and looking for

1009
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 2: a murder weapon because he hated or joked so much

1010
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 2: he was I mean, it's truly sh It's crazy.

1011
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 4: It seems full on protection. It's like, well, I'm also

1012
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 4: a fool once because in Minnesota I was gonna go

1013
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,760
Speaker 4: smoke weed with people I didn't know in the garage

1014
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 4: and the manager of the club to be like, we

1015
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 4: can't let you leave with those people. They were touching

1016
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 4: your lower back. I was like, all right, guts.

1017
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 3: The mall.

1018
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 2: I had my fortieth birthday party at the Knockdown Center

1019
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 2: in Queens and a bunch of fans broke into my

1020
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 2: green room, took ships in my bathroom, and then a

1021
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:57,359
Speaker 2: bunch of rappers I invited on the show stole all

1022
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 2: my son chips and all my whippets.

1023
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:00,839
Speaker 1: Didn't steal.

1024
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 6: They was just like sun chips. I was like, those

1025
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,839
Speaker 6: are my snacks in my great room, Like I'm stone man,

1026
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 6: come on. And there's like kids like eric Andre show

1027
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 6: merch like where they're like.

1028
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: Get out it way.

1029
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 5: That's so sweet that they just pooped in the toilet.

1030
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 1: At least they just poo. That's good.

1031
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 2: It could have been you know, it could have been

1032
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,720
Speaker 2: all over. They're being respectful. They're respectful.

1033
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: They could have.

1034
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 4: Tot Yeah, what a star she isn't there's.

1035
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 2: One where we dressed in a horse costume and I'm

1036
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 2: in the back eating her out on her period.

1037
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: That one on the train.

1038
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I watched every Well, my favorite

1039
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 4: part I got, you know, I got to I got

1040
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 4: to be in Eric's rider's room for two days.

1041
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 5: God damn.

1042
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 4: And I remember someone asking you being like, wait, how

1043
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 4: did you do that thing where you like you drink

1044
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 4: piss out of the cup And he goes, I pissed

1045
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 4: in the cup and I drank.

1046
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I paid in the cup and I

1047
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: drank my piss. That's how I did.

1048
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 4: They were like, what's the secret?

1049
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 5: Where's the movie?

1050
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 4: All right?

1051
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:14,760
Speaker 8: So one of my biggest life failures is uh shitting

1052
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 8: in a TJ Max changing room into one of the

1053
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 8: genes that they sell there. So what happened was it

1054
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 8: was a Sunday morning, like in any other I was

1055
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 8: going out with my boyfriend at the time, and I

1056
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 8: had a nice eggy breakfast right before, so you already

1057
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 8: know what's about to happen. We go shopping in the

1058
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 8: TJ Max and I try on a few things, and yeah,

1059
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 8: one thing led to another, and I ship in one

1060
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 8: of the genes that I was trying on and the

1061
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 8: worst part about it, I uh, I had to put

1062
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 8: the jeans right back on the shelf.

1063
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 4: No, you didn't have to do that.

1064
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 8: Clean myself off with the jeans. I turned it inside

1065
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,720
Speaker 8: out so that way I was able to clean myself

1066
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 8: and then flit their white back out, hung it white

1067
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:07,760
Speaker 8: back out, and then yeah, left the TJ Max today.

1068
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 8: Is still one of my greatest shames. And I thought

1069
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 8: I was gonna take it with me to the grave.

1070
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 8: But yeah, I guess that's didn't work out. So there's

1071
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 8: one of my fails.

1072
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 5: She just confessed to being a bad person.

1073
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't need to put it back. Yeah, so

1074
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 1: what I mean, like, so wait, she had uncontrollable poops.

1075
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: Hide it in the corner, in the corner, throw in

1076
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: the garbage. Yeah, you don't got to hang it back

1077
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:31,919
Speaker 1: on the show.

1078
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 4: That's crazy, because we've all I've actually I've I did

1079
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 4: a bad shitting thing once.

1080
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 1: Tell us even more.

1081
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,280
Speaker 4: I was walking home from the mall with my friend Julie.

1082
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 4: This must have been junior high, and all of a

1083
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,840
Speaker 4: sudden I knew I had to have diarrhea. There's a

1084
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 4: mattress giant, I go, we gotta get in there. So

1085
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 4: she sits on the mattress. I go to the bathroom,

1086
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 4: and honestly, to this day, I like really can't believe it.

1087
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 4: Like the toilets, but the ship was like I was

1088
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 4: really I don't know what was happening, but it was

1089
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 4: like everything I didn't sit on it. It was going

1090
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 4: what ship was ever? The toilets like nothing has ever

1091
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 4: happened close to that ever again. And I just looked

1092
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:14,839
Speaker 4: at it and I was like, I need to get

1093
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 4: the funk out.

1094
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 5: Of here, like jet propelled off of the toilet.

1095
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 6: For you.

1096
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 4: And I run and I go, Julie, get moving and

1097
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 4: she's just sitting on a mattress.

1098
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 3: What I go?

1099
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,879
Speaker 4: Start running. So we're like running and then the women

1100
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 4: of course run out of a mattress, giant going like

1101
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 4: come back and clean it up. Running So I'm about

1102
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 4: you know, I should have probably cleaned up, but I

1103
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 4: was twelve. I don't know.

1104
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 6: It was like two weeks ago Junior high high ipeded

1105
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Speaker 6: in a cab in Mexico into a water bottle because

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Speaker 6: we had terrible Mexican traffic and we would come back

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Speaker 6: from my event.

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Speaker 5: This is recent. This is my friend's bashelerette party. I said,

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Speaker 5: as long as the driver I going back here, be fine.

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Speaker 5: But then I'm I'm not in the cover by myself.

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Speaker 5: It's a you're overflowing, don't the bottles, never looking up

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Speaker 5: the bottle. It was not big enough, and it was

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00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 5: coming out fast. You go, oh, I'm a piso fast.

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00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 5: You can't be slow. You go, oh shit, oh shit.

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Speaker 5: So and then I had to throw it out the window,

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Speaker 5: but it did fell a little bit in the car. Sorry.

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Speaker 2: Five stars one of my buddies, and they said this

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00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 2: on Howard Stern. That works on Howard Stern. He went

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00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 2: to the gathering the Juggalos, the insane clown Posse event,

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Speaker 2: and he opened the pot of porta potty door, excuse me,

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Speaker 2: and there was a pile of feces that went above

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00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 2: the bowl like a pyramid. And at the top of

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00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 2: the pile of ship it was just two butt cheek.

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00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 2: Someone sat into it and continued adding to it. Oh, no,

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00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 2: sat down into the ship, my own ship.

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00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:55,399
Speaker 1: More ship into it. That is every disease my dog has.

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00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:59,320
Speaker 4: Right now, Oh, I'm gonna ruin. Okay, this is a

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Speaker 4: port and start.

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Speaker 1: Then I really have to go, only because I have.

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Speaker 4: Her name's Aiden Saw. But she was doing an interview

1131
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 4: on Asa Kira's old podcast and she said, as a dominatrix,

1132
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 4: when she ships on these dudes, she'd rather them eat

1133
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 4: it because then it doesn't smell, because she goes. If

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00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 4: they leave it in the room, then it smells and

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Speaker 4: it hour.

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Speaker 1: You ruined the sanctity of this podcast.

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00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 4: I know, I know.

1138
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: And now there will never be another pope.

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00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,399
Speaker 4: No, people are really upset.

1140
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 5: The smoke in the Vatican is gonna be brown.

1141
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 4: Who do you want to be the.

1142
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 1: Jd vance he's the only one eligible.

1143
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't know. It's a nonsense thing. Make

1144
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 2: you fucking Ronald McDonald's. It gives a ship.

1145
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: I have to pee so bad and we're like half

1146
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 1: an hour over time. It's a jug of moonshine.

1147
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 4: Netflix special called night Owl. It's out. It's just out.

1148
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 4: And then my podcast is that's messed up and has

1149
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 4: to be a podcast. And I'm on the road all

1150
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Speaker 4: the time, So visit me at at Glitter Cheese and

1151
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:58,720
Speaker 4: I have a link tree with all the dates.

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00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 1: Why glitter Cheese, you gotta update that. That's too goofball,

1153
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: that's like your A O L. Handle from when you're night.

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00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 4: Why Lisa Traeger is spelled so many different ways that

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00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 4: glitter cheese. People just remember that's.

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00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 5: There's a lot of surprise.

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00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 1: Is it a A L?

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Speaker 3: I s.

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00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah glitter And they go, what's that?

1160
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 1: I'm standing down? They go, I love that, I'm standing down.

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00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 5: You did your research the fagotory of that.

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00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: Okay, everybody.

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00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:37,280
Speaker 6: To say, listen, watched Potato specially its coming out to Hulu?

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00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 6: I think sometimes in May.

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00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're plugging somebody's ship that isn't here.

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00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, he met Gail Kings say faggot and on that.

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00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: No, good night, ladies and gentlemen, Thank you, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Guys, appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: With the rec all.

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Speaker 1: Right, listen up, we got some specially for you.

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Speaker 2: I got a burning story that you're riching to tell

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Speaker 2: about when you bombed or absolutely failed in life. Now's

1173
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Speaker 2: your chance to tell me about it. I want to

1174
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Speaker 2: hear your worst, most cringe worthy What the hell was

1175
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:09,399
Speaker 2: I thinking?

1176
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: What just happened? Moments?

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Speaker 2: So pick up your phone and dial seven one six bombing.

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Speaker 2: That's seven one six two six six twenty four sixty four.

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Speaker 2: Leave me a voicemail and we might just play it

1180
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Speaker 2: on a future episode. Bombing with Eric Andres brought to

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Speaker 2: you by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Our executive producer is Olivia Aguilar. Our producer is Bei Wang,

1183
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 2: Our research assistant is David Carliner, Our editor in sound

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Speaker 2: designers Andy Harris, and our art is by Dylan Vanderberg.

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