WEBVTT - (Choco) Monkey In The Middle 0:00:03.640 --> 0:00:08.280 Some boys watch sports. Some boys play sports. These two 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:14.560 don't play. These two boys will save their pennies two 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:20.240 by special ka because they are living in a Cereal 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:22.560 boat reviewing Cereals. 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:23.239 Is there goal? 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:28.760 Scott and Andrew living in a Cereal boat critiquing some 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:30.280 new ones and some O. 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:33.880 Is it done? 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:34.240 No? 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:35.959 This one was on for a. 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:39.440 While in Cereal. This like plays for another like twenty 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:44.839 thirty seconds. The thing in a Cereal season happening in 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:46.720 the Cereal balls. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:52.640 In the Cereal boat, live thing in the series. 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:56.320 You're stopping now in your control of the boy, I 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:59.680 just follow you the thing in there. 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.200 I would let it go great, I'm just gonna let 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:03.800 it play the whole thing. 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.720 Well. This was Serial Killers episode thirty nine. 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:08.920 Thanks for listening. We gotta go because we're out of time. 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:12.200 Like a subscribe, Hey, thanks for stopping by. It's Serial 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:15.040 Killers and today's either I don't know, Monday or Friday. 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:16.839 Yeah, we should really figure out. 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:18.240 When they're gonna be released, so we could say what 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:19.399 day today is gonna be? 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:23.600 Well, this will be posted on a Monday. Yes, I oh, okay, 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:24.639 so there's the Monday schedule. 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:26.520 Is it all right? So if today's not Monday. There's 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:29.640 gonna be a problem with who. I don't know. Hey, 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:32.880 I'm Scotti B. That's Andrew and this is Serial Killers, 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:35.440 the podcast where we talk about cereal. 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:36.839 I don't want to be known as Andrew anymore. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:38.720 What do you want to be? I don't know Andy? 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:41.920 Yeh no, that's the worst. You figure out your name. 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:44.880 We'll eat some cereal. So in the last episode, here's 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:47.120 a question. Yes, I'm sorry to cut you off. That's okay. 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:47.720 You always do. 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:50.320 Do you call me no? Say the way around bucko? 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:54.880 Do you call me Andy behind my back? No? 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.200 I think I only call you Andy to you, like. 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:59.000 When you're talking to Amy, Are you like Andy? 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:00.880 No? Because she would really know who would it? I 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:01.760 would say Andrew? 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:04.280 Because I found out that numerous people in my life 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:06.600 have been referring to me as Andy behind my back 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:07.360 four years? 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:09.560 Behind your back? Yeah, is it a bad thing? 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:12.000 It's just my mom and my sister like have a 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:14.160 group chat together and they'll be like, Andy is doing 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:16.200 this today, and I'm like, you've been calling me Andy 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:16.800 for years. 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:17.680 You don't like this. 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:19.040 I don't think I'm in Andy. 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:20.800 I was going to get you that Andy Panda shirt 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:21.480 for your birthday. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:22.840 I mean, I'll take a shirt. 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:25.239 I am a right, I'm sorry. I will refer to 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:26.080 you only as Andrew. 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:29.120 No, I'm just wondering if you're you also do the 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:30.200 same subconsciously. 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:32.200 I may, but it's not on purpose. I don't know. 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:34.640 I just think it's funny. It's like, you don't like 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:37.280 being called scott but yes I do. Oh, you like 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:39.400 being called Scott, but everyone here calls you Scottie. 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:41.640 Yeah. You know what drives me crazy? What when idiots 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:45.600 that have known me for forty years spell it Scottie? 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:47.600 Why do people do that? 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:48.120 Cringe? 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:49.760 Seriously? Hey, can we eat some cereal? 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:50.760 Absolutely all right. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:53.320 So in the last episode, I gave you the option 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:59.120 of the pumpkin spice or the healthy chocolate. You went 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:01.680 pumpkin spice. Yeah, so now it's time for healthy chocolate. 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:01.919 Great. 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:04.160 You don't even know what that means. No, So what 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:06.160 this means is I went to the cereal aisle at 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:09.280 Shoprite the other day and I went to the right 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:12.520 of post, to the right of General Mills, and to 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:14.760 the right of Calloggs, even to the right of Coffy. 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:18.880 So here's what the result is. I'm gonna go down 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:23.080 to the cereal sack. I don't know what this is. 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:28.200 What the Freedom Cocoa Crunch, Freedom Foods, Cocoa Crunch, Tic 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:32.079 tac toe addition, So they're x's and o's, and there's 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:34.000 so much going on in this box. This is another 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:37.160 one of those earthy recycle everything. We're gonna hate it, 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:40.680 not gonna be sweet. But you know what, we have 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:43.800 to spread the love to the entire Cereal aisle. Okay, 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.440 and so we're gonna try some stuff that we normally 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:47.040 wouldn't eat. 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:49.480 Now, just so you know, here's a quick question. Yes, 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:51.720 he said spread your love all over the Cereal aisle. 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:52.680 So they have that on video. 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:55.960 They might if you go down Aisle five and get 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:58.600 the footage, you might see me spreading my love. So 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:05.000 this cereal is Cocoa Crunch from Freedom Foods, honest, nutritious 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:08.680 and free. I don't know. I paid for it. So 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:13.960 it's not free. It's gluten free, wheat free, and nut free. 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:17.400 And then it also says free from gluten, nuts, wheat, dairy, eggs, 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:19.599 soy and sesame. There's nothing in here. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:21.680 Diamond could have had this if she wasn't saying. 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:24.440 Oh my god, poor Diamond who else who Garrett could 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:26.240 have been on this episode? What a shame he's not 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:30.360 here anymore today. Oh, it's also kosher, it's ethically sourced coco. 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:34.000 This is a dumb question. Yes, kosher means that it's 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:36.760 like blessed by a rabbi. Right, there's lots of things 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:39.479 with kosher. How do you make a kosher cereal? Well, 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:42.600 because there's it's a meat and dairy thing, and then 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:45.240 it also has to be a rabbi thing. And I'm Jewish, 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:46.800 but I'm not a very good Jew, so I know 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:50.200 that there are, you know, dietary restrictions in order to 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.280 make things kosher. I just look for the K or 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:53.560 the P, and I know it's kosher. 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:56.919 Okay, all right, but we'll go on. 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.760 Let's go on in here. Storage requirements. Oh, they tell 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:02.520 you how you must store this. We recommend storing our 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.840 cocoa crunch in a cool, dry place to keep it 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:08.920 fresh after opening. Store in an airtight container. So they 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:11.400 recommend that you put it in a damn tupperware. 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:15.120 No, yeah, this cereal if it has instructions on how 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:17.599 I'm supposed to be saving the cereal? What are you 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:18.560 doing to the cereal? 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:22.840 Are you sure it's gluten free. That's what it says. 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:26.480 Something tells me if you put one of these cocoa 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:28.840 crunches in the ground and put dirt on it, like. 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:32.880 Are I think a cocoa tree will grow a second ingredient, sugar. 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:36.279 So I'm anticipating that it may have some flavor or 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:39.400 some sweetness to it. But let's see freedom. 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:41.920 Now. 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:44.360 Now this is misleading. Look at the size of this box. 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:47.640 Look at the bag. Oh it's so small. 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.240 They're free from giving you a full box of cereal. 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:52.800 Look it's not even it's only three quarters of the 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:53.359 way full. 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:58.800 Look andy, they kind of look like oreo o's with 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:00.640 x's Yeah x. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:04.520 Is and oh oh's they want me? Who's saying that? 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:07.880 L king than you, Rob Schneider's daughter. For those that 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:08.400 don't know. 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:10.720 Wait a minute, Like, it's gonna be so hard to 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:13.160 pour because the bag is so deep in the box, 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:19.120 You're gonna get a lot of spillage. It has a 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.240 nice poor sound. I like that. All right down to 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:23.839 the fridge here, you gonna do some fat free milk today? 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:26.559 Love it? Lactose free? Too good? 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:30.520 So this cup is everything free. There's nothing in here. 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:33.159 I feel like the cereal has requests for us, like 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:36.200 the cereal must be consumed one spoonful out of time. 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:38.960 You must have exactly three pieces on your spoon. This 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:40.960 is the best way to enjoy freedom crunch. 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:42.440 I don't know. This is frightening. 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:51.680 Yeah, ready, good smell al al al al. It tastes 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:55.719 like a fudgeticle, but like a dry fudgetable. But he's 0:06:55.800 --> 0:07:00.760 like dry my mouth. It's almost like instantly absorbing moisture 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:01.479 in my mouth. 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:05.680 It's an interesting cocoa flavor. Now it is very crunchy. 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:09.720 Two bowls. That's not good. I would never ever eat 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:10.160 that again. 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:12.240 Like you can taste that, it's trying to be a 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.040 healthy cereal. I don't like it. 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:16.000 It's not even that I'm tasting that. It's supposed to 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:20.000 be a healthy cereal. It just tastes like a dry fudgeticle, 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:21.120 which is an issue for me. 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:22.840 This is a rice cereal. 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:24.840 Yeah, so you can taste the rice. 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:28.000 Yes, you know, it's a weird shape for a rice cereal. 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:29.480 Okay, put me out on this one. 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:32.679 So we try the milk real quick hold on milk 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:33.640 is not terrible. 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:36.000 Hear me out on what the taste is a bowl 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:38.560 of white rice from the Chinese restaurant with a melted 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:39.440 vegeticle on top. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:41.160 After it's been sitting out for a bit and it's 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:43.520 dry and a little cool. You know, it gets hard done. 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:46.040 So if that sounds appealing to you, Freedom Foods New 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:47.600 Cocoa Crunch, Tictactoe shapes. 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:51.000 The milk's not bad. Well takes the milk. Let me 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.080 tell you what the milk tastes like. The milk tastes 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:56.680 like powdered Nestley quick like from the container. Yeah, I 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:59.960 don't describe that. The milk is actually better than the cereals. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:03.520 Sure is again all the sounds appealing New Freedom Grind 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:04.160 Cocoa Crunch. 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:05.440 I don't think it's new. I mean it's probably been 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:08.800 around for quite a bit. Uh, two bowls for me? Sorry, Freedom, 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:13.120 you're out. Yeah this one. You've probably heard of this 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:17.360 brand before, so it's it's kind of mainstream. General Mills 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:20.400 has made it mainstream. My guess is this was one 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:23.360 of those organic companies that was a startup and making 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:25.960 a bunch of money and the cereal company is like, hmm, 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:28.960 we need to buy this thing, and then they probably 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:32.040 went and ruined it. But this is Annie's. You've probably 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:35.840 seen Annie's Annie's mac and Cheese. Yeah, we have all 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:37.120 the boxes of mac and cheese. They had to grin 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:38.520 all the bars. 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:40.720 There is out of control. They have lots of stuff. 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:45.920 So Annie's homegrown organic cocoa Bunnies, cereal, oat corn and 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:47.600 rice cereal with a new look. 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:49.760 Annie's is going to do me right. I just know it, 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:50.439 I hope. So. 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:52.880 I mean, it doesn't say General Mills anywhere on here, 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:54.600 but I do know that they are affiliated with them 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:56.520 in some way, and I can tell by the box top. 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:00.480 So hmm. Oh, look, they have cinnamon rolls in the 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:04.400 little tube that you know you're supposed to like put 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:05.600 the spoon in the corner and he goes. 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:08.280 But I love when you do it too. You almost 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:10.200 have to like look away because sometimes if it opens 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:11.080 you fast, you're like and. 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:13.160 It hits you in the eyes. Look, that's what a 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.960 cocoa bean thing looks like. You break open the cocoa 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:19.720 pot and the little cocoa beans are in theren No. Oh, 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:22.679 well that's that's how cocoa grows. Oh cool, all right, 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:25.880 so let's get these Annie's coco But oh, they source 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:29.520 fair trade coco. So good for you, Annie, saving that 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:32.560 means that just means that it's made nicely cool. They 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:35.199 don't hurt the earth and stuff like that. Fair trade, Oh, 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.080 they're like good to the workers and they pay them 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:39.480 a livable wage and stuff like that. Right, isn't that 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:39.880 what that is? 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:41.840 The guys that you're just on the wrong person. It's 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:43.720 just you were going with it. So I'm like, maybe 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:46.160 Scott knows. It's almost like how I asked you what 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:47.920 makes it kosher? And you were like, yeah, you know, 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:50.480 I'm not a good tube, but uh, you know, I 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:53.240 look for things that say it and yeah, you know 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:53.920 that's kosher. 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.000 You know, I'm gonna get so many tweets now you're 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:58.120 the worst jew ever. 0:09:58.880 --> 0:09:59.520 That's your faith. 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:03.600 You need to give your two card back practice? 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:05.240 How you Oh how cool is that? 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:08.000 Look at the top gently press ears to open you 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:10.520 push the little bunnytail to close the box. I like that. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:11.360 I'm a fan. 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:13.520 Like, oh, the milk cap on it. 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:14.960 I didn't know Annie's meat cereal. 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:16.720 Oh yeah, there's a couple of different varieties. 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:19.000 Oh, instead of a seal of approval, it's a rabbit 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:22.360 of approval. That's nice. Oh, they call me friend. I 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:23.760 like that, dear friend. 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.480 That's a nice little puzzle on the back. I like that, 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:27.520 you know what. I'm hoping that this cereal is good 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:28.920 because I want to, like, there's. 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:30.720 A lot of there's a lot of things going into this, 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:37.120 and I'm like, please, please don't be bad. You're ready, one, two, three, Hmmm. 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:39.600 It's exactly like a cocoa puff. 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:41.320 I like it better than the Freedom. It does not 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:42.319 taste exactly. 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:44.360 Like a co it does no, I like it. I 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:46.600 give this three bowls in a spoon. I'll take it 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:50.320 one step further. If I saw Annie's or cocoa Puffs 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:52.720 in a box, I'd buy this, even though I like 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:54.640 cocoa puffs better because I feel like I'd be eating 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:55.360 something healthier. 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:57.640 But it's probably not. I mean, sugar is the third ingredient, 0:10:57.679 --> 0:11:00.480 so that's kind of cool. I'm gonna do three balls 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:01.960 in a spoon as well. I'm not copying you. I 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:02.800 just agree with you. 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:03.480 Now you're copying. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:06.160 It's you know what would make as much better marshmallows. 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:09.680 This would be a sweet cereal with marshmallows. But it 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:12.520 is what it is, so not terrible. I kind of 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:13.079 like Annie's. 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:15.240 I'm liking this episode because I didn't know that there 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:16.840 were healthy chocolate cereals. 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:17.640 Oh there's more. 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:20.320 Oh how many? I mean there's sixteen. 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:23.000 There's a plethora of them, but I only got three 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:23.720 for this episode. 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:27.640 Strap in, unbuckle your belt, and now pray to Jesus 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:28.640 you don't get a heart attack. 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:32.600 The way this episode came about is a friend of mine, Matt, 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:35.760 suggested this next cereal. Okay, Okay, didn't know what existed. 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:37.319 I had no idea because I've never seen it in 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:40.160 the cereal aisle, because it's actually in the next aisle over, 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:42.240 it's in the gluten free aisle. So I've never seen 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:45.400 this cereal before. And there's a whole line of this 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:49.480 particular cereal. So then some good listener friends of ours, Matt, 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:53.480 a different Matt and his lovely fiance Jen, Okay, got 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:55.000 this cereal for us. So I'm gonna go down to 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:56.440 the cereal sack love that. 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:57.440 It's so nice. 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:02.320 I'm gonna on your face when I show you this cereal. 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:06.000 It's from nature's path, it's organic and all that good stuff, 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:12.400 and it's cocoa chimps. No, it's choco chimps. Oh, I'm sorry, 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:15.680 you're right, my bad choco chimps. And it's weird because 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:18.840 it's not really even a cartoon chimp. It's a real chimp. 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:20.520 I huh. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:24.960 They look like coco puffs. Yeah, save chimps, see back, 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:29.720 how okay? Saving chimps together, one breakfast at a time. 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:32.000 If every time I eat a bowl of cereal, like 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.800 they save a chimpanzee, then I feel like I'm doing 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:35.240 my job. 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:38.079 They've donated over three million dollars so far to help 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:38.680 the environment. 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:40.199 I want to open the box and all of a 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:41.600 sudden a monkey just jumps out. 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:46.080 That'd be the best prize inside ever. Hey guys, oh, it's. 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:46.800 A talking monkey. 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:50.280 Oh yeah, you didn't say that. No, for sure, uh ingredients. 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:56.160 Wait, let's explore the choco chimp for you a little further. Yeah, 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:58.840 so he talks, he does. Can can you just tell 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:00.720 me like what he thinks about this cereal? No? 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.120 Because all he says is, hey, guys, that's it. 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:04.240 So that's it. 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:06.120 It comes out with a spoon in his little paw 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:08.080 or hand they have hands, Yeah, comes out with a 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:08.719 spoon in his hand. 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:11.520 We share like ninety nine percent of our DNA with monkeys. 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.360 That's true. It's kind of scary, all right, So let's 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:17.800 check the ingredients. Whole grain corn meal, corn meal, cane sugar. See, 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.000 I don't know does that mean sugar is the second 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:22.120 or third? Because you can't say whole grain corn meal, 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:25.000 then corn meal, then cane sugar because they're both cornmeal. 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:26.720 I'm saying sugar is the second ingredient. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:30.360 Okay, that's cool. Yeah, you're asking the wrong person. I 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:31.559 just want to eat the chocoate chimps. 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:34.120 So when I saw the Chocoate chimps box in my hand, 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:37.240 I went to the supermarket yesterday and I checked out 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:40.800 the cereal aisle. They also have leap and Lemurs, Gorilla 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.520 munch Koala crisp, and Panda puffs. 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:44.280 I'm not gonna lie. 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:45.080 That's their whole line. 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.840 I'm hoping this is good because I love it. It's nice, 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.599 that helps the environment. I love that it's maybe a 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:52.000 little healthy. That's great. 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.160 Well, let's see. And of course here it says this 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:56.439 product is sold by weight, not by volume. That means 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:57.920 the bag in here is going to be small too. 0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:02.199 So let's open up the box of choco chimps. Oh wait, oh, 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:05.320 it says stuff in here want to help chimpanzees. Look inside, 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:08.120 Hey guys, Oh you just came out. 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:10.320 It's made chocoate chimps. 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.600 Oh there's all stuff. I dude, there's no see, there's 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.120 too much in here. Look it's printed, it's printed all 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:16.160 around the inside. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:20.560 Well because maybe they're expecting you to like take apart 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:20.960 the box. 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:22.480 Yeah, but you kind of you have to wait till 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:24.600 the cereal's finished, and by then you don't care about 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:25.400 the chimps anymore. 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:27.840 This is like a whole Listen. I didn't know about 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:29.200 the cereal, but I feel like if you have a 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:33.760 book report, buy Nature's Path for your kids, and then 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:35.840 you could just literally copy and paste what's inside the 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:36.400 cereal box. 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:37.280 No one will ever know. 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:39.040 They were a whole ass essay in here. 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:42.320 Now, I tell you something. These smell really chocolate. These 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:45.080 smell wonderful. Well you know what they also look like 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:45.720 chimp poop. 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:49.640 I'm clooper chocolate chimps. Sorry, wrong company. 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:53.080 Oh yeah, that's a trademark in fridement, right there, my friend. Okay, 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.440 so get a little milk and these chocolate chimps. 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:56.040 Thank you. 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:59.760 They're slightly smaller than coco puffs. The milk washes the 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:01.440 chalk it off almost immediately. 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:03.760 Yeah, can I tell you what's worrying to me? Yes, 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:06.240 I'm seeing a lot of them that have no chocolate 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:08.120 on them because the milk has already walked it off. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:09.640 All right, all right, let's try it out. 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:15.160 Good smell? Mm mmm. It tastes like catch up? 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:15.960 Wait what happened? 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:18.720 That tastes exactly like ketchup? It was good for a 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:21.520 second one second, right, but the hard left turn. 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:23.760 Oh no, it just tastes burnt. 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:25.600 Well, I guess no chimps are getting saved. 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.280 No, Oh my goodness, that's disgusting. 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:31.000 No, it tastes like what sour dough bread? Burnt sour 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:35.600 dough bread, which if I have some butter delicious in 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:37.920 a cereal? No? Two balls? 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:41.280 Goodness? How many too? No, I'm giving it a spoon. 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:42.040 It's terrible. 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.080 I don't think it's that bad because I do like 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:47.760 sour bread. But if I'm comparing it to an actual 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:49.960 piece of bread and it's a cereal that I'm eating 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:51.760 with milk, probably not the best. 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:53.400 I need some of the other milk from something else. 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:59.640 Enviral environ environ kids, nature's path environ And how do 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:04.240 you say that word? Environ kids. Organic in viral kids, well, 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:06.640 it's for the environment, so it's probably environ kids. 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:09.320 Well, there's no n we have to go, I think 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:11.520 because you're mad that I made logical sense. 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:12.520 It wasn't logical. 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:16.000 Yeah, in viral kids, because it would be like environment. 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:18.200 Oh wait, the U also means kosher. There's a U 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:18.560 one here. 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:20.480 Great. Can you explain to me what that means? 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:23.240 I told you I only know a little bit. I 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:25.280 just remember that one of my friends had two different 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.320 sets of plates and they were only allowed to eat 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:29.840 meat on one and dairy on the other. Some people 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:30.080 do that. 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:32.320 Still, definitely two balls. Yeah, I can't believe you took 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:34.360 more of it, because I'm telling you I love sour 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:34.840 dough bread. 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:37.200 Nine grams of sugar preserving that's not enough. 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:40.000 I had a delicious piece of sour dough yesterday with 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:44.200 fresh ricotta, and so a part of me only gave 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:46.600 this two bowls because I remembered that meal. 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.400 I'm deliverer. I don't know what's going on. I can't 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:50.680