1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: My boyfriend dumped me for wanting another man's dong? Should 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:04,320 Speaker 1: I leave him? 3 00:00:04,519 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 2: I mean, if he dumped you can't leave him. He 4 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,719 Speaker 2: left you, you know, you can't leave the lever. It's 5 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:12,320 Speaker 2: like fine, we're over, and it's like no, we're over. 6 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I like that. I think that could work. 7 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: I think breaking up with you? You know how? You know why? 8 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,599 Speaker 1: I know OP can pull that off line because they're 9 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 1: a member of the Okay gang. Okop faby I ope. 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 2: He submitted this to our slash okop show our subreddit. 11 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 1: If you have a story that you want to submit 12 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,600 Speaker 1: our subreddit, that's all right. And our producer Riley made 13 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: me read the title exactly as is, minus one word 14 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: for YouTube flagging purposes. Yeah, fucking YouTube censorship after us, 15 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 1: but shout out to particular freedom seven sixty. You know 16 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,199 Speaker 1: what they know? Me and the titles? I like, what 17 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 1: can I say? We had that particular freedom to say 18 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: whatever words we wanted, that would be great. Last we don't. 19 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 1: But here we are. But we got a good story 20 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 1: for you, Yeah we do. 21 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 2: Let's squeeze the tea of that story into our eyeballs 22 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 2: and absorb it through our ainuses. 23 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 1: Oh so, So backstory, I, twenty four female and my boyfriend, 24 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,759 Speaker 1: twenty five male, have been dating for two years now 25 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,560 Speaker 1: and had a bit of a rocky relationship but always 26 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,679 Speaker 1: stayed strong together. Okay, he was the high school quarterback 27 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 1: and frat boy king. Ooh in high school or like 28 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:18,320 Speaker 1: camphis Yeah? 29 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 2: Wait so in high school quarterback, in college frat king 30 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,320 Speaker 2: because they're twenty. 31 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,479 Speaker 1: Twenty five and frat boy king. Yeah makes sense, makes sense. 32 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 1: It makes sense. Everyone who met him instantly loved him. 33 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 1: Sounds like a chat Yeah, he does. Sound like freaking 34 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: yah yeah, dude, god like define jaw. He's been mewing. 35 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:39,319 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do you know how to mule? No? What 36 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 1: is musing? I don't even know what that is. I 37 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 1: just played along like an idiot. 38 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 2: So to make your job more defined, you stick your 39 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 2: tongue on the roof of your mouth and you go, 40 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 2: is this doing anything? 41 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: I don't know? I can't see because you're a beard. 42 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. 43 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 2: I mean you already have like a pretty defined jobs 44 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 2: because of the beard. Because of the beard, it does change. 45 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 2: You barely knew me without. 46 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 1: I was literally growing in my beard right as we met, 47 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: and it literally took me like three months to get 48 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:13,360 Speaker 1: to Yeah, three or months? Yeah, dude, I can't do 49 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,920 Speaker 1: that shit, Baby John. I could maybe do a mustache. 50 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: I would love to see you grow mustache, but I 51 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: don't think. I don't know if it look I don't 52 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 1: know if we'd look good. But it'll be fun. But 53 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: the podcast. Wait, wait, comment comment the mustache emoji. If 54 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: we get two thousand total comments, do that so you 55 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: can comment anything but two thousand total comments throwing the 56 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,799 Speaker 1: mustache emoji? Same, will grow mustache for one month. 57 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even know, like, will that look good? 58 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 2: These are questions we don't need to ask. 59 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, fine, I will grow a mustache for 60 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: a month. 61 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 2: If we get thousand comments, it's just gonna look so bad. 62 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 2: It's gonna look all right. We did a video contract, 63 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 2: a video contract. 64 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: I was nerdy and awkward and was a foreign student 65 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: back in high school. I had to work through college 66 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 1: to survive on my own. I had a rough upbringing 67 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: and my family was pretty poor. He got everything he 68 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,239 Speaker 1: ever wanted and was very spoiled as a kid. So far, 69 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,639 Speaker 1: not such a loving review of of her man over here? 70 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,799 Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, she's eviscerating him. I'm imagining there 71 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 2: is a reason coming. 72 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: So we grew up very different, but still found each 73 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 1: other and fell in love. So now we just went 74 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: to Mexico for his friend's wedding. Even planning this was 75 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 1: a disaster. Oh no. Why We would fight at least 76 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,079 Speaker 1: once a week over everything. I would bring up something 77 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: on my mind and he would just shut me down, 78 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: which only made me push more until we eventually would 79 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: be yelling at each other. 80 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 2: It sounds like a healthy relationship, not so effective communication. 81 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 1: It soon came time to reserve the resort room, which 82 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: again led to a fight, and he said, if you 83 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 1: don't book the room, then delete my number and never 84 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 1: speak to me again. So reasonable, delete my number? Thing? 85 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 1: Is that a thing? I mean I've heard like lose 86 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 1: my number, jerk, Like, you know, that's pretty good. 87 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 2: That's like talk to the hand, Yeah, but my number 88 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 2: to someone, I've never said that, And it's like, don't 89 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 2: talk to me. Yeah, I just say don't talk to 90 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,120 Speaker 2: me because if they are, they're probably badgering you if 91 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 2: you want to say that, and what are they gonna do? 92 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta be on. 93 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 2: Blocking, Like are you saying like that to the face, 94 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 2: Like you're having like an in person yelling match, and 95 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,960 Speaker 2: you're like delete my number, like you're talking in person. 96 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 1: That's true. You can't stop me. You literally can. 97 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,280 Speaker 2: Facebook and Instagram. I had to go through all of 98 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 2: like the ways that you can be contacted. 99 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, don't talk to me. That covers everything. Yeah, just 100 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,599 Speaker 1: don't talk to me, umbrella. Yeah that hurt. So I 101 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 1: booked the room. I still did love him. My cut 102 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 1: of the room alone was nine hundred and fifty dollars. 103 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:43,360 Speaker 1: That's expensive. That is like not cheap. No, I mean 104 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: how long would that last? Deal? I mean they're going 105 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 1: for a wedding, so a few days a week. 106 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 2: Maybe it's an Indian wedding. Maybe Indian wedding is like 107 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 2: what max a week? Right, so like let's set going 108 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:55,640 Speaker 2: a week. I mean that's still per cut with nine 109 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 2: eighteen hundred dollars probably, I mean some hotels are like 110 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 2: three hundred five to night. 111 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 1: Oh wait, oh I do I do have the total 112 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 1: It comes in a little bit, but that is I 113 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,599 Speaker 1: mean that's like I feel like an almost dream vacation money, 114 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 1: not like oh I'm flying going somewhere just to attend 115 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 1: a friend's wedding. I mean it depends how rich you are. 116 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 1: That's true. That's true. Maybe Opie's ball Yeah, she's part 117 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,320 Speaker 1: of the Okay gang, so exactly you must be balling 118 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 1: you Like, some people will spend ten k on a 119 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 1: room a day. That is true. 120 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 2: Not me, but some people, some people. Some people. Hey, 121 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,359 Speaker 2: who are you? 122 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:26,920 Speaker 1: Who's spent all? Right? 123 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 2: Put in the comments? Is the most amount of money 124 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 2: you spent on a hotel room for a day. 125 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:34,360 Speaker 1: I want to know. Also, if you spend ten thousand 126 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: dollars on a room for me and Sam, we will 127 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,159 Speaker 1: read Reddit stories to you the entire day. 128 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:42,840 Speaker 2: If you actually that would be really funny. Yeah, one 129 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:46,320 Speaker 2: of our subscribers bought us the Presidential Suite and we 130 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 2: read them Reddit stories for twenty four hours. Yes, put 131 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,600 Speaker 2: in the comments and everybody's balling and other. 132 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 1: There's like there's like fifteen to twenty five thousand. 133 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 2: If you watched the Saudi Princes or princesses. 134 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 1: There's got to be some sort of like oil like somebody. 135 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, who's listening, Yeah, come on, just expose yourself. 136 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, I help out your boy. We'll hang out with you. 137 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,280 Speaker 1: Like if you enjoy the show, like, it'd be so fun. 138 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 1: It'll be fun to kick it. You know, it'll be 139 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,359 Speaker 1: fine with your money the presidential sweet, Yeah, that's it. 140 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 1: A few days later I noticed he didn't pay, so 141 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,359 Speaker 1: I mentioned something, and long story short, I ended up 142 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 1: paying for the majority of the resort room and both 143 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:25,839 Speaker 1: of our plane tickets. 144 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:29,040 Speaker 2: Okay, so that's eighteen hundred dollars plus like another five 145 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 2: hundred at least depending on where they're going. 146 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:36,480 Speaker 1: Which in total came out to almost two thousand dollars. 147 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:40,040 Speaker 1: You're covering two thousand dollars, Like, come on, unless you're 148 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 1: like super bowling, come on, come on, come on. Yeah, 149 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,360 Speaker 1: that's that's pretty expensive. He said he'd pay me back, 150 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:50,280 Speaker 1: but it's been months. I thought I was rich though. 151 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:54,359 Speaker 1: We were just saying that because we're no But she 152 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,920 Speaker 1: was like, oh, he gets everything he ever wants. True, 153 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: he was spoiled as a kid. He was spoiled, all right, 154 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:03,279 Speaker 1: daddy's money, has got daddy's money. How use some of that? 155 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 1: Come on? After paying and the days leading up to 156 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:08,479 Speaker 1: the trip, I refused to argue. And we had such 157 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,440 Speaker 1: a lovely relationship. I just ignored all of our problems, 158 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 1: and that he moved to New York City. Okay, Wow, 159 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: that's kind of big, and I still lived about an 160 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 1: hour and a half away, but I still did everything 161 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: I could to see him and he would come visit 162 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 1: me too. Okay, then comes the day of the trip. 163 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,320 Speaker 1: Everything was smooth. We landed in Mexico and got checked in. 164 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 2: So the day of the trip, the trip that UOP 165 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 2: completely paid for, correct and has not been acknowledged at all. 166 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 1: Correct? Now exactly this is gonna go? Well. Once I showered, 167 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 1: I was finally ready to see his friends. It was 168 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,400 Speaker 1: all amazing and everyone seemed nice. I knew a few 169 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:47,120 Speaker 1: of them already, but I already felt something was off 170 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,320 Speaker 1: and tension was weird. My boyfriend and I had dinner 171 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 1: with some of his friends, who were all not in 172 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 1: the wedding party, and both my boyfriend and I were 173 00:07:56,080 --> 00:08:00,040 Speaker 1: talking about how we felt unwanted. Our invitation was a 174 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,240 Speaker 1: last minute thought. I knew already something. The bride and 175 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 1: groom told me that they didn't really want us there. 176 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:13,800 Speaker 1: Ouch ouches that yikes, who says that? That's crazy? Just 177 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: like not invite them, Like, my god, yeah, we didn't 178 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:18,440 Speaker 1: really want you to come anyway, but here's your pity invite. 179 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 1: And they spent two thousand to meet. Yeah, two thousand ago. 180 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 1: I forgot about that do better marrying couple. When I 181 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,600 Speaker 1: eventually told my boyfriend what they said to me, he 182 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 1: said they were lying to this day. I don't know 183 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,160 Speaker 1: who to believe. 184 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 2: What a weird why they are we? Yeah, made the 185 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,880 Speaker 2: twighlight zone. They said, Opie, we don't want you here. 186 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 2: The boyfriend' is like, oh no, they were just lying to. 187 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:44,079 Speaker 1: You about that. Maybe it was a funny, Joe. Something 188 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 1: is very wrong here, Joe, something's very amiss. I wonder 189 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,960 Speaker 1: if it's tied to like the boyfriend not paying, and 190 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,640 Speaker 1: like there's something between the bride and the groom, and 191 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 1: you know, something superfishy, something superficiy am I right, am 192 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,320 Speaker 1: I right? Everyone watching? I don't know. Anyway, it was 193 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:04,559 Speaker 1: the day of the wedding and everything went to shit. 194 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,720 Speaker 1: Oh no, op He forgot his suit and started saying 195 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,240 Speaker 1: it was my fault. Why isn't my job to make 196 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 1: sure you packed your suit for your friend's wedding? It 197 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,160 Speaker 1: is not. We eventually got dressed and ran to the 198 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:20,120 Speaker 1: ceremony and it was beautiful. Then things got worse. It 199 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:23,800 Speaker 1: was already pretty bad. Opie really does read on Koby. Yeah, 200 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,840 Speaker 1: I was pretty wasted already from dinner. Then my boyfriend 201 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,480 Speaker 1: and I had more tequila shots. 202 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:32,720 Speaker 2: Oh tequila, you know, for a good time and only 203 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:36,680 Speaker 2: a good time and no drama. Yeah right, tequila perfect 204 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,440 Speaker 2: for drama less nights. 205 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:42,800 Speaker 1: I was six shots in within an hour. Oh my god. Ope. 206 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,880 Speaker 1: I had a glass of water, and then went to 207 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 1: the club with everyone. I had a glass of wine 208 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:51,160 Speaker 1: and two more shots. Oh my god, open another glass 209 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 1: of wine and then two more shots. Oh pee, I 210 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:01,400 Speaker 1: am now eight to ten tequila sh shots in with 211 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:05,839 Speaker 1: no food. I would be on the floor. Hope you 212 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,400 Speaker 1: got an iron liver or something. 213 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:11,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean maybe you're like six eight and 214 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:15,040 Speaker 2: weigh three hundred pounds or something. But my little body 215 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,280 Speaker 2: could not take that. Not at all, at all, not 216 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,080 Speaker 2: at all. 217 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,439 Speaker 1: I started to black out, and from what I was told, 218 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,559 Speaker 1: I was falling over. Oh my gosh, I remember falling 219 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,000 Speaker 1: and the groom's brother grabbed me and held me up 220 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,320 Speaker 1: by the waist. I thought nothing of it because I 221 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:31,600 Speaker 1: thought we were all friends. I remember not much after 222 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:34,320 Speaker 1: that except for him saying to me, I'm having a 223 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,199 Speaker 1: great time, and then I was looking for my boyfriend. 224 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,640 Speaker 1: I ran into the bride and was hugging her and 225 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:43,559 Speaker 1: saying congratulation and was dancing with the girls. My boyfriend 226 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:46,480 Speaker 1: then got to me and took me aside. He told me, 227 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 1: I said to the groom's brother this sentence, I like, 228 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:54,600 Speaker 1: your tie does it match your dong? What does that mean? 229 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 1: I feel like it's just long, you know how, you 230 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,240 Speaker 1: know how? You know how like women could just say 231 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,559 Speaker 1: like a stupid pickup line and it doesn't matter because 232 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:05,040 Speaker 1: like it's a detractive woman. You're like, Okay, I feel 233 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,400 Speaker 1: like that's what was happening here. It's like what like 234 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,120 Speaker 1: she was like she was legitimately flirting. No, no, no, 235 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,400 Speaker 1: not that she was legitimately flirting, but from I'm talking 236 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,719 Speaker 1: from the boyfriend's POV. Yeah, the boyfriend is like, I 237 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,000 Speaker 1: don't care if it was a stupid pickup line. You're 238 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,680 Speaker 1: like out here trying to get with him, yeah, or whatever, 239 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,720 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like with your weird, we 240 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,640 Speaker 1: wasted pickup line, wasted swagger. Yeah. Now, I have never 241 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,320 Speaker 1: used those words in my life. I refuse to say 242 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,199 Speaker 1: words like cock and pussy. I just don't like how 243 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,160 Speaker 1: they make me feel, except for when it's in an 244 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,840 Speaker 1: okop title, And except for when you're drunk. Yeah, I 245 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,640 Speaker 1: didn't even know the man was wearing a tie, nor 246 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,120 Speaker 1: was I attracted to him. I am madly in love 247 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,199 Speaker 1: with my boyfriend and had no desire for anyone else. 248 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:50,079 Speaker 1: My boyfriend is a beautiful, strong black man, and this 249 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:53,520 Speaker 1: guy was a lanky, bald white man in his forties. 250 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:57,560 Speaker 1: What color was his tie? And and how and when 251 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:01,200 Speaker 1: would a tie equal some He's peepy. I don't know. 252 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,120 Speaker 1: I guess you have to tell us that I don't know. 253 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,400 Speaker 1: Tell us now, hear the rest? This was all a 254 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:10,120 Speaker 1: he said, She said, because apparently this story went through 255 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:14,080 Speaker 1: several people before me or my boyfriend. Everybody was about 256 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,080 Speaker 1: ten plus tequila shot set, So how do you know 257 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,720 Speaker 1: what is real? Oh my god. It was a loud 258 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,440 Speaker 1: club and I wasn't physically close to anyone involved in 259 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,720 Speaker 1: the story. No one would listen to me and gave 260 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,240 Speaker 1: me the cold shoulder. The next day. The bride then 261 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:29,400 Speaker 1: changed her story twice, one version to me and then 262 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,520 Speaker 1: one version to my boyfriend. Feels like a conspiracy. Now, 263 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:36,280 Speaker 1: I didn't want you. Something fishy, right, Something fishy is 264 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,640 Speaker 1: going on, and it's from this is Ope's friends that 265 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:41,120 Speaker 1: are getting married it's the top down from the bride 266 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:44,880 Speaker 1: and the groom, getting everyone maybe bridegroom and the boyfriend 267 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,319 Speaker 1: spreading it throughout the whole groom. I'm kind of calling 268 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,599 Speaker 1: some big, big fish play, foul play fishier than this. 269 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:56,679 Speaker 1: So she yeah, my boyfriend has told me about blackout 270 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:59,760 Speaker 1: wasted things that I've done, and I'm like, h yeah, 271 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:03,160 Speaker 1: that's sounds like me. But this this is complete nonsense. 272 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,600 Speaker 1: So the end of the story is my boyfriend broke 273 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,280 Speaker 1: up with me over this. Whoa, even though I know 274 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,360 Speaker 1: I'm innocent in this, and we still have four days 275 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:17,520 Speaker 1: left in Mexico for the wedding. Y Oh. I am 276 00:13:17,559 --> 00:13:21,080 Speaker 1: completely heartbroken and confused because none of this makes sense. 277 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,000 Speaker 1: I know I did nothing, and if he wants to 278 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,640 Speaker 1: throw it all away over nothing, then I guess I 279 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,400 Speaker 1: should let him. I expressed my pain and how hurt 280 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,400 Speaker 1: I am because I know I am innocent and I 281 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 1: never did anything to jeopardize our relationship. We were talking 282 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:36,480 Speaker 1: about marriage, but now I am back to being single. 283 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:40,520 Speaker 1: Am I the asshole? And there is an update? 284 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 2: I mean, I do think there's something fishy going on, 285 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,679 Speaker 2: But the thing about getting blackout is you don't know. 286 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,160 Speaker 1: You kind of don't know. I know, you know. 287 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:53,319 Speaker 2: People act different when they're blacked out. Is you're rolling 288 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,880 Speaker 2: the dice, rolling the dice. If you black out, like 289 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,760 Speaker 2: you are responsible for your I mean you're like. 290 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,920 Speaker 1: If you if you you know, small someone in the face, 291 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,559 Speaker 1: you're still multimately still responsible, still responsible. Actually, yeah, you know. 292 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,520 Speaker 2: Like also getting blackouts is dangerous in general, like socially 293 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,200 Speaker 2: and also like like physically it could be dangerous site. 294 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,640 Speaker 1: We've talked about that in the past. 295 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:16,320 Speaker 2: I honestly think getting blackout drunk is kind of an 296 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,839 Speaker 2: asshole move if you're at someone's party, because you know what, 297 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 2: it can ruin the the party really can't by you 298 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,160 Speaker 2: having to be taken care of or by you doing 299 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,560 Speaker 2: something out of control. 300 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:30,160 Speaker 1: I told I told on a solo episode to Riley 301 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,840 Speaker 1: my New Year's twenty twenty story which you black out 302 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,960 Speaker 1: wasn't me, somebody else. I'll give everyone a cliff notes 303 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,440 Speaker 1: of it at the end of this and I tell 304 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,960 Speaker 1: the full story in a later solo episode. But yeah, 305 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,440 Speaker 1: I think you're right, it's any whole move. I think 306 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,240 Speaker 1: it's an a whole move. You can control yourself, like 307 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,520 Speaker 1: you can control yourself. I'm sorry, Like, yeah, you really 308 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,280 Speaker 1: can or you should be. 309 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,280 Speaker 2: I mean especially by like I understand if you're like 310 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,640 Speaker 2: just getting to college or it's your first time really drinking, 311 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,560 Speaker 2: and like, oh, absolutely, like accidentally drink too much because 312 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,480 Speaker 2: I I don't want to control myself or whatever, which 313 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,200 Speaker 2: I've done. But by the time you're like, you know, 314 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,840 Speaker 2: twenty five, twenty six, Like if you're getting black out 315 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,760 Speaker 2: at your at a wedding, at a wedding, you're not 316 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,880 Speaker 2: like you are not being respectful, I don't think. 317 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, And also like she knows how many she did, 318 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,720 Speaker 1: like fucking she counted. Yeah, ten, dude, but don't do 319 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,880 Speaker 1: that many. And like also like a girl doing that much, Yeah, 320 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,040 Speaker 1: it could be dangerous. Is a lot? Is a lot? Yeah? 321 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,280 Speaker 1: I don't know, man, But we have an update. Let's 322 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,400 Speaker 1: hear it. Thanks for your replies, and I'm really sorry. 323 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:29,120 Speaker 1: It was confusing story and very complicated. I am still recovering. 324 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,080 Speaker 1: I wrote it as best as I could. You've all 325 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,840 Speaker 1: given great advice, and similarly to my friends and family, 326 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,520 Speaker 1: this was all a week ago. So now we did 327 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,480 Speaker 1: stay in Mexico for the rest of the trip, and 328 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,840 Speaker 1: then we all flew home together. He was genuine and 329 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,480 Speaker 1: made sure, I wasn't alone in Mexico. Honestly, those last 330 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,240 Speaker 1: days were the best we've ever had during a relationship. 331 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,960 Speaker 1: He was also speaking about the future and making plans 332 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,480 Speaker 1: as if we were together, so I almost forgot we 333 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,040 Speaker 1: were broke up. That's that's kind of a weird flip flop. 334 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,080 Speaker 1: Weird flipping. The guy was like, I'm breaking up with 335 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,480 Speaker 1: you and then being like, oh, what about the future, 336 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:04,600 Speaker 1: Let's like talk about it. The flowers at our wedding, what, yeah, babe, 337 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:08,440 Speaker 1: do you want flee mignon or a lamb? Like at 338 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:13,040 Speaker 1: the wedding reception? What are choices? Right, I'd say both? Yeah? Yeah, 339 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,720 Speaker 1: option though, Wow, how do we have all this noise 340 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:21,080 Speaker 1: going on? We have a lawn blower and like a firefighter. Yep, 341 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:24,800 Speaker 1: all right now, a lawn blowing firefighter. You gotta love it. 342 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,280 Speaker 1: We stayed together for the weekend when we came back, 343 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,840 Speaker 1: but he was only ready to talk about our breakup 344 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,520 Speaker 1: on his drive back to the city, while I wanted 345 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,880 Speaker 1: to talk in person in conclusion. No, we are not 346 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,320 Speaker 1: together anymore, but he still wants to stay in context. Wow, 347 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,880 Speaker 1: I am so heartbroken and confused. I know this is 348 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,720 Speaker 1: the right thing. To do, but I still love him. 349 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,080 Speaker 1: I gave up a lot for our relationship and now 350 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,640 Speaker 1: I just feel like I'm starting all over. He was 351 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,960 Speaker 1: my world and now he's just gone over a he said. 352 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,680 Speaker 1: She said, that sucks. 353 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,880 Speaker 2: Ope, there, it could very well be that there's like 354 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,200 Speaker 2: some kind of conspiracy against you with these these other 355 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,200 Speaker 2: people in the wedding party, because like the whole like 356 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,480 Speaker 2: we didn't even want you there. 357 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,800 Speaker 1: The bride told two different stories too. 358 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, like so it feels like a little sus But 359 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,200 Speaker 2: in terms of like your original question, are you the asshole? Yes, 360 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,440 Speaker 2: I think so for getting blackout drunk? Yeah, so like 361 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,040 Speaker 2: you're the asshole for that because you really again, think 362 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:21,200 Speaker 2: about getting blackout drunk? Is you cannot without doubt know 363 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,640 Speaker 2: whether you said that or didn't. Yeah, And in terms 364 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:28,919 Speaker 2: like maybe your boyfriend is it was more thinking about 365 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,600 Speaker 2: the blackout drunk part, and that was more relationship ending 366 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,320 Speaker 2: than the fact that you like said anything. Potentially it 367 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,040 Speaker 2: could be that, like it could be. 368 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,520 Speaker 1: Well, everyone she said, everyone was ten plus tequila shots 369 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,000 Speaker 1: and from her estimation, so like she was just drinking 370 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,720 Speaker 1: with everyone with everyone yeah yeah, which also actually yeah, 371 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,400 Speaker 1: all kind that does change the dynamic basically it's from 372 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,080 Speaker 1: OP'SPOV and well, we know everyone is kind of that's 373 00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:55,160 Speaker 1: true in the same place, yes, which tracks because they're 374 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,480 Speaker 1: probably all like shots together. Right. Still, though, you should 375 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,680 Speaker 1: like you should know what the tap out. Yeah yeah, yeah, 376 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:01,240 Speaker 1: yeah yeah. 377 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,560 Speaker 2: Th blacking out and knowing how many drinks you're having 378 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:09,160 Speaker 2: and blacking out is like a an a whole move, yeah, 379 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,879 Speaker 2: but by negligence, like you should know your limits by 380 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,520 Speaker 2: that point. But in terms of like whether you did 381 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,240 Speaker 2: say that or not, like I guess you know, you 382 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,399 Speaker 2: don't know if you blacked out, but like there is 383 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:22,280 Speaker 2: a little bit of fishiness around yeah, right. 384 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, just be a little bit suspicious. And also it's 385 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,040 Speaker 1: just like in the beginning when you were describing it, 386 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,280 Speaker 1: it was like, oh, my boyfriend was like the super 387 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,439 Speaker 1: popular frat boy got everything ever wanted, and d like, well, 388 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,320 Speaker 1: I guess this is all retroactively, so she maybe has 389 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,399 Speaker 1: like a not so great point of view on it 390 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,760 Speaker 1: right now, but I don't know. It's yeah, it seems 391 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,440 Speaker 1: like something could be awry, Like, yeah. 392 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,920 Speaker 2: It seems a little but also like what is more 393 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:49,240 Speaker 2: likely the fact that you and a blacked out stupor 394 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,920 Speaker 2: said it? Maybe we weren't flirting. Maybe you just said 395 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:52,600 Speaker 2: a bad joke. 396 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,359 Speaker 1: I think, honestly, that's the vibe I god like in 397 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:55,840 Speaker 1: the Magic. 398 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, I like I didn't interpret that as like her 399 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,440 Speaker 2: like hardcore flirting. I think it's just like stupid drunk joke. 400 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,600 Speaker 2: Did drunk girl joke? 401 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:04,040 Speaker 1: Literally? 402 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:07,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, what is more likely you blacking out and 403 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,600 Speaker 2: making a stupid drunk girl joke or everyone in that 404 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:16,160 Speaker 2: wedding party conspiring against you and saying you said a thing? Right, 405 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,480 Speaker 2: there's that thing called like Arkham's razor, Like the most 406 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:23,240 Speaker 2: the most likely outcome is the true outcome. Probably more 407 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,440 Speaker 2: likely that you said something dumb in a blacked out 408 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,600 Speaker 2: stupor than everyone conspiring against you. 409 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,960 Speaker 1: Right, And I agree where I think it was just 410 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,120 Speaker 1: like a stupid joke. 411 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think he meant anything by it. I 412 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,840 Speaker 2: think like maybe it's a little bit of an overreaction 413 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,520 Speaker 2: on the boyfriend's part. Yeah yeah, if that's the reason 414 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,360 Speaker 2: that he's breaking up. 415 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,840 Speaker 1: With you, Yeah see, I mean that's like a tip, 416 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,800 Speaker 1: it's a tip of the iceberg thing. It's not that 417 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,959 Speaker 1: one thing. It seems like a bunch of things all. 418 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,080 Speaker 1: I mean, he's not like willing to like chip in 419 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,800 Speaker 1: for half you know, yeah that was weird too. That 420 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,240 Speaker 1: was months later. Like it just it just seems like 421 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,440 Speaker 1: there's a lot of it seems like he was you 422 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,960 Speaker 1: know what I think I think he was. 423 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,400 Speaker 2: And this has happened to me too, where like I've been, 424 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,600 Speaker 2: like I wanted to, I was think thinking about breaking 425 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,399 Speaker 2: up with someone for a while, and then there was 426 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:07,000 Speaker 2: just the breaking point. Right, It's like something that embodied 427 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:09,400 Speaker 2: something I didn't like happened again and I'm like, oh, 428 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,120 Speaker 2: this is like I'm like, I'm breaking up. 429 00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:13,280 Speaker 1: Draw that broke the camel's back. Yeah, like it's it's happened. 430 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,080 Speaker 2: Usually there's way more under the surface. And the fact 431 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:17,960 Speaker 2: that he didn't which his asshole move, the fact that 432 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,320 Speaker 2: he didn't pay, maybe he was thinking about breaking up 433 00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:22,200 Speaker 2: with you. Then I was like, oh, now now I 434 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,400 Speaker 2: don't have to pay for this trip because we're breaking up. 435 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,240 Speaker 1: And I get a free trip. Crazy. It's not crazy. 436 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,399 Speaker 1: Now we're getting into conspiracy, but I would love to. 437 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,960 Speaker 1: I would love y'all. You know, y'all always really smart 438 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,480 Speaker 1: and yeah observing. Can you can we discuss this in 439 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,560 Speaker 1: the comments and try to like boil down what we 440 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,399 Speaker 1: think is happening here. 441 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,480 Speaker 2: First question, do you guys think there's a conspiracy? And 442 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,920 Speaker 2: then second, do you think it's an asshole move to 443 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,760 Speaker 2: black out at someone else's party? 444 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,800 Speaker 1: That's good question. I think it's okay to black out 445 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,560 Speaker 1: your own party. Yeah, I mean, I'm not bringing down 446 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,960 Speaker 1: the hammer. Depends on the scenario, and I'll quickly share 447 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,399 Speaker 1: my story to in a second, but yeah, it's not 448 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,840 Speaker 1: it's not a good move. It's not a good move 449 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,159 Speaker 1: at the very least. It's not a class Okay, you 450 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,400 Speaker 1: want me to share my story real quick. So basically, 451 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,680 Speaker 1: this was New Year's twenty twenty. I had been in 452 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,520 Speaker 1: LA for like a few months. I was living in 453 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:09,040 Speaker 1: a thirty person co living space crazy with five roommates. 454 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,920 Speaker 1: And one of the friends through that like group was 455 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:16,280 Speaker 1: performing at this like big house in the Hills mansion 456 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,720 Speaker 1: party for New Year's and one of the friends couldn't 457 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,840 Speaker 1: make it, so they subbed me in on the list, 458 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,680 Speaker 1: and like I bought a suit at H and M 459 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,399 Speaker 1: like it was like black tie this whole thing, and 460 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,320 Speaker 1: we get there and we're like it was it was 461 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,320 Speaker 1: like infinity pool view of the whole city, like one 462 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,680 Speaker 1: hundred foot table with like crazy spread, unlimited free drinks, 463 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,840 Speaker 1: like it was just like nut. I was like this 464 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,119 Speaker 1: is LA, like I am experiencing when everyone talked about LA, 465 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,959 Speaker 1: like this is exactly what it is. We were all 466 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,720 Speaker 1: having a great time. Night went fantastic and probably like 467 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,040 Speaker 1: made it past midnight. We had the whole countdown at 468 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,040 Speaker 1: twenty twenty. It's a big, big new decade. Maybe around 469 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:54,720 Speaker 1: like one am. My friend Greg not his real name, 470 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 1: we had seen he was kind of sloppy over the night, 471 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,960 Speaker 1: me and one other friend, but like you're like, okay, whatever, 472 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,240 Speaker 1: you know, he's like a little little little sloppy like 473 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,879 Speaker 1: the two of us like, don't get me wrong, we 474 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,639 Speaker 1: were taking those free drinks. We were both totally like 475 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,159 Speaker 1: you know here, yeah, you know what I mean. And 476 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,840 Speaker 1: he literally almost like knocks someone and like a side 477 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,440 Speaker 1: table over who walks in. But it's like a couple 478 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,200 Speaker 1: that owns the house. The wife walks in as he 479 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,360 Speaker 1: does that, and she says, okay, thanks bye, so great 480 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,360 Speaker 1: meeting you guys. All right, see you later. All right, 481 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,040 Speaker 1: all right, yet time is up. See it gone just 482 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,440 Speaker 1: like that, and we were like, oh, this is so bad. 483 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,360 Speaker 1: So my friend was really pissed because he was trying 484 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,080 Speaker 1: to network, which is there was really no one to 485 00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:42,240 Speaker 1: network with it. My honest opinion is always network, always, 486 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,159 Speaker 1: I guess. But so we get in the uber I 487 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:47,560 Speaker 1: ordered the uber Greg throws up in it, got hit 488 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,840 Speaker 1: with the one hundred and fifty dollars fine on my account, Greg, 489 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,040 Speaker 1: and then your account? Oh dude, wait, what's your uber reading? 490 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,520 Speaker 1: I don't know? That's like, look, yeah, actually I already 491 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,320 Speaker 1: know mine. I just did a video on this. That's 492 00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:00,440 Speaker 1: such like an interesting way to see how like I 493 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,240 Speaker 1: feel like that's a cool like dating thing. Like what's 494 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:06,080 Speaker 1: your Uber score? Like, how do you wow? Five zero zero? What? 495 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,080 Speaker 1: That's pretty good? Mine's four point eight four? What's your lift? 496 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:15,600 Speaker 2: It's like the fucking way, no fucking way, someone will 497 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,640 Speaker 2: throw up into the car way. 498 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,720 Speaker 1: I have a five zero on lyft new rating. What 499 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:25,640 Speaker 1: does that mean? I've had this account since twenty fourteen. Yeah, 500 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,920 Speaker 1: you've only had fifteen rides on left though. Oh okay, okay, 501 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,920 Speaker 1: that's fine, but go back to uber five stars five 502 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,800 Speaker 1: zero zero? Fuck five? How many rides? That's a new 503 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,639 Speaker 1: account that doesn't seem possible. Hold on, hold on, let 504 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,639 Speaker 1: me rides. Bro. 505 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,280 Speaker 2: You've done, You've done a lot You've done. You've done 506 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,320 Speaker 2: a lot, dude, I'm shocked you've done five. Oh. 507 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,639 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm not I do. I feel like 508 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,680 Speaker 1: I'm not like a great and you're taking rides at 509 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 1: like three am. Bro, I feel like I'm like not 510 00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 1: that great of a uber passage. You're you got sony rot. 511 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,679 Speaker 2: Oh you can see I'd even know that you can 512 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,320 Speaker 2: look at so you can look at your trips and 513 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,119 Speaker 2: you can look at when you were were given less 514 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,200 Speaker 2: than a certain amount of stars. Right. 515 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,000 Speaker 1: Oh, there's a lot of no ratings though. 516 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:14,080 Speaker 2: For me though, I've definitely like tried to squeeze like 517 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,480 Speaker 2: five people into see into one. 518 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,880 Speaker 1: There you go, that's probably what did it. I want 519 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,760 Speaker 1: to know who who's fucking rating me one stars? They 520 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:23,840 Speaker 1: definitely they do, they. 521 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:27,760 Speaker 2: Do all right, five five, five, five thousand. 522 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,400 Speaker 1: I have so many five I feel like it's someone 523 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,920 Speaker 1: who gave you just one dude. 524 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,600 Speaker 2: All right, I'm now in twenty twenty one and I 525 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:42,400 Speaker 2: haven't seen one non five star. This is a conspiracy theory, dude, 526 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:46,440 Speaker 2: I'm now in twenty twenty There is no one star. 527 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,159 Speaker 2: Everything is five stars or no ratings. Why do you 528 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,359 Speaker 2: have five stars? And I have four point eighty six. 529 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:54,840 Speaker 2: I don't see. 530 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,520 Speaker 1: Because also one even one one star rating in like 531 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:02,120 Speaker 1: one hundred. Where who is it? I'm in twenty nineteen, 532 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:08,400 Speaker 1: I see and nothing, nothing but one. No. I would 533 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,400 Speaker 1: have seen it, dude, I would have seen it. I'm 534 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,359 Speaker 1: in twenty fourteen. There's a message to support and be like, 535 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,080 Speaker 1: I saw all five stars. Why do I have a 536 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,240 Speaker 1: four point eight six or rating? That is a great 537 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,720 Speaker 1: I'm going to do that right now. What have I done? 538 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god? Using uber scores? Oh my gosh, that 539 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,960 Speaker 1: is That is kind of genius. Though. If you're like 540 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,560 Speaker 1: dating someone and you can somehow do something fun like 541 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Speaker 1: oh what's your what's your uberscore and they have like 542 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,360 Speaker 1: a three, you're like, oh, you're you're an ass. 543 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:38,480 Speaker 2: Done, bro, this is bullshit. I have nothing but five 544 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:42,120 Speaker 2: star reviews. I can't go around having not a five 545 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,520 Speaker 2: star review and do the But that makes it so 546 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,200 Speaker 2: much funnier. 547 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,560 Speaker 1: No, it doesn't. It makes it worse. Actually, if you 548 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,239 Speaker 1: had two stars, that would make it hilarious because then 549 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,200 Speaker 1: you could be shitting on someone for having like four 550 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,200 Speaker 1: point five or four point two, and then you're like, 551 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,640 Speaker 1: I have two stars. You just take ubers and throw 552 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,760 Speaker 1: up in all of them. Yeah, I try to get 553 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,200 Speaker 1: a one, which also the uber in my story was 554 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:07,119 Speaker 1: during this timeline. It doesn't make any sense, dude, it doesn't. 555 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,399 Speaker 1: I did sweet talk him, though, so we got back 556 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,840 Speaker 1: to the house. My sober friend was like, f this, 557 00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,600 Speaker 1: I'm out. You take care of him. So I was 558 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,920 Speaker 1: carrying him on my shoulders, dragging him inside basically, and 559 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,760 Speaker 1: then he just started u can everywhere and I was like, 560 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,639 Speaker 1: super confused. I'd never been in like where someone was 561 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,080 Speaker 1: this bad. So I called nine one one, got the 562 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:33,480 Speaker 1: fire nine one one on New Year's Eve called nine 563 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,600 Speaker 1: one one. A full like firefighter team pulled up inside 564 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,520 Speaker 1: our thirty person home and uh, they gave him a test. 565 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,080 Speaker 1: They gave him like a tablet. Oh my god. They 566 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:44,920 Speaker 1: were like, okay, we took the test. We gave him 567 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,040 Speaker 1: a tablet. He's gonna be okay. But you need to 568 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,240 Speaker 1: put a backpack on him so he can't roll over 569 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,800 Speaker 1: and like accidentally choke on his own vomit, and you 570 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,399 Speaker 1: just need to watch him so he doesn't like sly 571 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,960 Speaker 1: backpack movement heard of that. I had never heard of 572 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,320 Speaker 1: it either, So I did that, brought him upstairs. I 573 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,119 Speaker 1: was with him till like maybe three or four, and 574 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,200 Speaker 1: I was just like, all right, he's still your friend. 575 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,119 Speaker 1: He I told him the next morning he paid me 576 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,080 Speaker 1: back the one fifty and uh, yeah, yeah, we're still 577 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,440 Speaker 1: We're still friends. But I haven't seen him in since 578 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:17,080 Speaker 1: that day yours now, since that day I twenty twenty. 579 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,200 Speaker 1: That was the last time. Wow, yeah, and I have 580 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,720 Speaker 1: one final thing to close out this episode very quickly. 581 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,119 Speaker 1: So I surprised Sam, but I did did he did? 582 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,800 Speaker 1: He didn't notice? Well he didn't. 583 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,400 Speaker 2: He pointed out his ears that I'm like, holy shit, 584 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,960 Speaker 2: you didn't even see man's got ear bling. 585 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,159 Speaker 1: But the other secret that you don't know is that 586 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:44,200 Speaker 1: completely faint. Oh god, so thought it was real mac 587 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,360 Speaker 1: clip on like magnetic. Why why didn't you get it real? 588 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,600 Speaker 1: Why do you get some piercings. I was going to 589 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,600 Speaker 1: my sister guy here, and then she got COVID because 590 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,479 Speaker 1: she wanted to be here when it happened. And then 591 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,040 Speaker 1: I was like, let me just look up how much 592 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,399 Speaker 1: and they're like ten dollars on Amazon for two pairs. 593 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,639 Speaker 1: So I was just like, oh, let me just like 594 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,600 Speaker 1: try it out and like see how I like it, 595 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,080 Speaker 1: and and yeah, we're gonna do they can't try can't 596 00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:07,920 Speaker 1: try it. Yeah, yeah, there you go. See what I'm saying. 597 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,879 Speaker 1: But my mom would not like that. Send it to her, 598 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,240 Speaker 1: Send it to the other miner. One is one better 599 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,040 Speaker 1: be like look what I just did. No, No, I'm 600 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 1: just gonna say I'm just going to facetimer, not mention that. 601 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:26,680 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hey mom, how's it going? Looking it up? What? 602 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,080 Speaker 1: No one can see you? I know, because I just 603 00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,320 Speaker 1: kind of I'm not I'm not looking at you. What's up? 604 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,040 Speaker 1: I'm just where we have a moment between stories. You're 605 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:39,280 Speaker 1: not on. 606 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:49,880 Speaker 2: So for we had like a milestone because because we 607 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,520 Speaker 2: hit one hundred thousand on YouTube, and so we like 608 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,680 Speaker 2: made a bet with our subscribers that if we hit 609 00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 2: one hundred thousand, John and I would both do something. 610 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:07,080 Speaker 1: Oh I'm going to be embarrassed. You're not. No, can 611 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:07,520 Speaker 1: you see it. 612 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,400 Speaker 2: I'm not even talking to you. 613 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:24,240 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Oh my heart is 614 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:30,120 Speaker 1: in my stomach right now. I just did one ear. No, No, 615 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,800 Speaker 1: get it out. Look absolutely, I just did one ear. 616 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,920 Speaker 1: Just look at it, dude. You you troll your poor mother. 617 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:40,840 Speaker 1: She texted me. 618 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,000 Speaker 2: Awful, awful, awful, awful. Does everyone know that? For the 619 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,440 Speaker 2: podcast listeners, everyone knows it's nearing? Right, she said she's 620 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,560 Speaker 2: not commenting on this. 621 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:53,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Can you can you just not talk about it? 622 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,959 Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. Can I can 623 00:29:55,040 --> 00:30:01,040 Speaker 1: I tell you another secret? Look what it's magnetic? Oh? 624 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:05,680 Speaker 1: Thank god, I'm glad. I'm glad that you know. Everyone 625 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:11,200 Speaker 1: gets a joke at my expense. I love you, mom, Yes, Samuel, 626 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:17,280 Speaker 1: bye bye? Oh god, bro, everyone gets a joke at 627 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,200 Speaker 1: my expense. Oh god, Oh no, all right, I just 628 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:24,040 Speaker 1: I'll tell her that it was John's idea. No, no, please, 629 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:29,200 Speaker 1: please God, no, please, Miss Honor I swear. Oh my goodness, gracious. 630 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,960 Speaker 1: Oh anyways, this has been an episode of okyop. Yeah, 631 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:36,200 Speaker 1: if this video gets a million views, I will pierce 632 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,800 Speaker 1: my ear. Here we go. That's what I'm talking about. 633 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,600 Speaker 1: Pierce one ear. Make it happen, y'all. 634 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,000 Speaker 2: A million views on this video, you know what to do? 635 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,720 Speaker 2: Within a month, then a month, a million views with 636 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,960 Speaker 2: then a month, I will pierce my ear one ear done. 637 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,000 Speaker 1: This is an episode from Deep within the Archives Time 638 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:56,800 Speaker 1: for okop. Relad today fed up by taking friends to 639 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,160 Speaker 1: a tackle festival in the UK, but it was a 640 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:09,800 Speaker 1: venue with the name in Canada. All right. So today, 641 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,280 Speaker 1: after by not reading the small print on an event 642 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,880 Speaker 1: poster for a taco festival and it was in another country. 643 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:21,200 Speaker 1: You see, I'm in London, UK, bitches, Hey, we love London. 644 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,719 Speaker 1: I found a taco festival event online and they've been 645 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,000 Speaker 1: hyping it up to my friends for an entire month. 646 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,760 Speaker 1: The event was a taco festival in Covent Garden Market, 647 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,920 Speaker 1: London over the weekend. I promised fourteen different taco stalls, 648 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,560 Speaker 1: Lucho libre wrestling, and lots of different drinks and a 649 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,200 Speaker 1: whole lot of fun. Here's where I afft up. I 650 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,440 Speaker 1: proudly brought all of my friends to the Covent Market 651 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:49,040 Speaker 1: Garden in London, UK on Sunday and began searching frantically 652 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,720 Speaker 1: for this giant taco festival. Where's the taco festival? We 653 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,840 Speaker 1: were unable to find it. There is a distinct lack 654 00:31:55,920 --> 00:32:00,680 Speaker 1: of tacos. Love that distinct lack of tacos, and none 655 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,920 Speaker 1: of the staff seemed to know any idea of what 656 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,360 Speaker 1: we were talking about. There's not much Mexican food in 657 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,040 Speaker 1: London that I noticed. Yeah, yeah, I've heard London is 658 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,920 Speaker 1: notorious for like not great food. 659 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:14,360 Speaker 2: Was my you know it doesn't have good British food 660 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,640 Speaker 2: because British food generally is not great, but it has 661 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,520 Speaker 2: good like other culture food. 662 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you're saying beans on toast isn't the the 663 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,000 Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. The crumpets were good. I had a crumpet there. 664 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,000 Speaker 1: It was good. Okay. Is it like a doughnuts better? Oh? 665 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,280 Speaker 1: Donut is better than a crumpet, Yeah, but it could. 666 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,560 Speaker 1: I had a crumpet then it was okay, it wasn't bad. Yeah, 667 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:43,240 Speaker 1: hear that, UK, your food is okay. Die. So checking 668 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,720 Speaker 1: the Instagram for the event, it turns out that it 669 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:50,800 Speaker 1: was a taco festival in Covent Garden Market, London, Ontario, Canada. 670 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:55,840 Speaker 2: Wait, come on bro Covant Garden Market, London, Ontario, Canada. Yes, 671 00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 2: that's that is that's just like a that's rude today. Yeah, 672 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,760 Speaker 2: like out of respect, you should just change the internet. 673 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,440 Speaker 1: I am never going to live this down and have 674 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:10,280 Speaker 1: been roasted constantly by all of my friends as you 675 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,040 Speaker 1: should be, as you as you freaking should be. Uh 676 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,040 Speaker 1: And there's a quick edit. Yeah, thank you for all 677 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,959 Speaker 1: the awards. I did not expect us to blow up 678 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:21,560 Speaker 1: The Ontario Taco Fest was run by Stereo Caliente and 679 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,200 Speaker 1: they have some other events in the second Best London. 680 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,280 Speaker 1: Glad everyone had a good laugh about my mistake. Yeah, dude, 681 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:31,200 Speaker 1: when places are named the same thing, like you gotta stop, 682 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:35,480 Speaker 1: you gotta stop, Like there's like uh uh shit what 683 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:41,200 Speaker 1: oh oh oh, Yeah, there's a where there is anchorage 684 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:45,440 Speaker 1: or someplace in in Maine. There's a there's a place 685 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:51,200 Speaker 1: in Maine that's like everywhere else Portland, Yeah, Portland, Maine, Portland, Oregon. 686 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,840 Speaker 1: There's another Portland wherever there's freaking port all that you like, 687 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:59,760 Speaker 1: Come on, can we think of just name it like gurgage? Yeah, 688 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:06,080 Speaker 1: name it just a bunch of apps. I want you 689 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,840 Speaker 1: to start daving cities. That's what they would be. 690 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:16,160 Speaker 2: Start floor pen. That's kind of how they name in cities. 691 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:22,880 Speaker 2: And like Norway or like Iceland. Have you seen that 692 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,319 Speaker 2: one where it's like the guy pronounces that one city 693 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,719 Speaker 2: in Iceland perfectly or I know I think it's in 694 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,440 Speaker 2: the UK actually, and it's like the longest whatever, the 695 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:32,160 Speaker 2: longest city. 696 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,839 Speaker 1: I've only seen that. I've only seen like a text meme. Yeah, like, dude, 697 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,120 Speaker 1: he pronounces it flawlessly. Wow, I'm gonna have to see 698 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:39,400 Speaker 1: it now. 699 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,200 Speaker 2: It's and it sounds like what about the Life SLA 700 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,000 Speaker 2: sounds like it sounds like jeffersh because it is Jeffresh. 701 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,880 Speaker 1: I love that for us. Yeah, let us name your 702 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:53,000 Speaker 1: city partition. Hey, put the name of your city in 703 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,080 Speaker 1: the commons and we'll read for you