Speaker 1: Merches Out merches Out to day merches Out.
Speaker 2: As this episode is out.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for supporting us for the
Speaker 1: past two years with just terrifying. I don't think there's
Speaker 1: anything in my life I've done as consistently as it's
Speaker 1: and honestly, don't be surprised if you never see my
Speaker 1: face again.
Speaker 2: Welcome to this up. Wow, that was really masculine clap
Speaker 2: on your part.
Speaker 3: Now, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've been working.
Speaker 3: I've been practicing it. People are like now like pointing
Speaker 3: out that I have a jaw line. They haven't ever
Speaker 3: seen it before. But I got a jaw line. I do.
Speaker 3: It's there, It's there.
Speaker 1: That's the new addition to emergency Intercom. Now that we've
Speaker 1: passed one hundred episodes, Drew is fully just accepting his manlanism.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my jawline fantasy and like.
Speaker 2: God, you're literally gonna cut me off. I'm gonna what
Speaker 2: you're gonna say? What you're gonna say?
Speaker 3: No? No, Like now you don't get it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't get to hear it. It's a secret.
Speaker 3: I mean it was something very special. But since you
Speaker 3: want to attack me, like.
Speaker 2: No, please please share your secret.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, Like now I feel bad because
Speaker 1: apparently it was such a big thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, I I guess here it goes. Bitch, I feel
Speaker 3: like one of these fucking YouTubers, Like.
Speaker 2: It can't be that serious. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3: Like, what did you do? So like with the end
Speaker 3: of Pride month, everybody knows, like yeah, LGBT vibes. My
Speaker 3: sexuality has been like a mystery for all this time,
Speaker 3: and I've been claiming straight and like it's just like whatever,
Speaker 3: I've been quote unquote straight baiting. But I just came
Speaker 3: on here to say that I am actually.
Speaker 4: You're joking, rat, don't worry about a Are you fucking joking?
Speaker 3: No, I'm being dead serious. Wait who are you?
Speaker 4: I don't don't worry about that. That's neither here nor there.
Speaker 4: I'm here to save your soul.
Speaker 5: You want to come out, well, let me tell you this.
Speaker 4: That's a scene and Jesus don't like that, and I
Speaker 4: don't like that, and you shouldn't want it for yourself either.
Speaker 2: This is so like leave him alone, like.
Speaker 5: Rose, we don't have time for your stuff. Right now,
Speaker 5: I'm talking to the home station because you said what.
Speaker 3: If I said I was joking, like what if, what if?
Speaker 6: What if that?
Speaker 5: I'm hoping that it is a joke, just jokes and
Speaker 5: stuff like that.
Speaker 1: So he can't be gay, but he could joke about
Speaker 1: being gay, like I don't.
Speaker 5: Because being gay is a joke. That's disgusting.
Speaker 3: Actually facts, I agree with that, Like okay, okay, well wait,
Speaker 3: but you're a woman though, you're a woman, right.
Speaker 1: And if he did, we're just sitting here saying the
Speaker 1: simple truths.
Speaker 2: He is gay and you are.
Speaker 5: In a wheelchair.
Speaker 3: Wait, I know you.
Speaker 2: Can stand up. I bet you can stand up.
Speaker 5: Did you stand up to your hairstyles? She styles your
Speaker 5: hair that way?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's funny.
Speaker 1: Did you stand up to your mama when I made
Speaker 1: her squirt when I hit it from.
Speaker 4: The back, Well, that's you and my mammas be is
Speaker 4: not mine, sweetie, If you want, you're not.
Speaker 2: Going to say to your mother because she's like gay.
Speaker 5: She's beyond reach. She's six hundred pounds anyway, So it's like, oh,
Speaker 5: there did next week.
Speaker 3: He's one of the sister. Oh no, I was lying.
Speaker 3: I was lying. I was joking. Yeah, I was just
Speaker 3: joking the whole time, like that would I would literally
Speaker 3: never participate in that lifestyle, that nasty, scary, disgusting lifestyle.
Speaker 2: Never that that's funny because I literally have texts from Drew. Wait,
Speaker 2: I think I have put up the receipts. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: told me.
Speaker 3: But I like, okay, if you're gonna bring up grinder again,
Speaker 3: I've been telling you that is a pastor's app. I
Speaker 3: do not use that. What are you doing there?
Speaker 5: I pray for people I need it clearly.
Speaker 2: He said, Yo, can I tell you something?
Speaker 1: I said, if you say you're fucking day, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: kill myself, like for real, for real, first hour of
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three, and I will kill myself. And he said,
Speaker 1: I literally kissed a boy and I liked it.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gay.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm hoping that was a jug.
Speaker 2: That was New Year's His New Year's kiss was a boy.
Speaker 2: So he started New Year.
Speaker 5: In the New Year with homosexuality.
Speaker 2: That's not how you say that word.
Speaker 1: It definitely is okay homosexuem.
Speaker 3: Reality sexuality lad see see see see see see. Well,
Speaker 3: actually I was lying the whole time. That was all
Speaker 3: a bit like I was just joking. I'm not gay.
Speaker 3: Never that like a year Yeah, Actually, how did you
Speaker 3: talk about that?
Speaker 5: I've got ways, I hear homosection, I come, don't.
Speaker 3: Is that really what this is all about for you?
Speaker 3: Is it's like a thing to get off on.
Speaker 5: No, that's a good.
Speaker 1: Point, because you probably you are really obsessed with like
Speaker 1: the idea of gay dudes touching.
Speaker 4: No, I'm obsessed with the fact that they're being blasphemous
Speaker 4: to my bob until my Christian God, that's not right.
Speaker 3: I actually agree with that. I'm I've been saying for
Speaker 3: a while now that I'm going to start my Christian arcs,
Speaker 3: my religious Christian Yeah.
Speaker 5: And keep that at your met and start your Christian arc.
Speaker 3: Damn. Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, did you get your boobs down? Are those natural? No?
Speaker 5: These are all natural?
Speaker 3: Oh whoa wow. Wow that's what I want to see.
Speaker 3: This is what I like to see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, wait, so is that how you turned them out?
Speaker 5: Well, that's another story. That's a little bit explicit. I
Speaker 5: can't really say that here.
Speaker 3: She is a Christian woman.
Speaker 2: But you will pull your boobs out.
Speaker 5: Well, God made boobs, and I'm a woman.
Speaker 3: So and I do like to suck boobs. I really
Speaker 3: do like to suck boobs and play with them and say, uh.
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm happy for you, and I'm glad
Speaker 4: for you because you're on here saying that it was
Speaker 4: a mystery about your sexuality. And the mystery to me
Speaker 4: is while you decided that shirt was cute, or while
Speaker 4: you have your camera on when you have a pimple.
Speaker 3: But whatever are you talking about? Literally this single pimple?
Speaker 2: You could barely see that.
Speaker 3: You're just why did you know that? There?
Speaker 5: No, I'm talking about the one on your ass crack.
Speaker 1: Wait, why have you smell it?
Speaker 5: I can smell it from here. It's postulating. I'll wait.
Speaker 3: No, we said leave, we said leave.
Speaker 4: You know what, I'll do that as long as you're
Speaker 4: not a homo station and as long as you don't
Speaker 4: ever cut bangs.
Speaker 1: I have a lot to say about like people's looks.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Yes she is ugly. Yes she probably stinks
Speaker 1: like mildew. Yes, she probably has a dirty, filthy, fucking
Speaker 1: house with a sink full of dishes.
Speaker 3: Probably no bitches, now, none of that anything.
Speaker 2: But don't stoop down to her level, which way.
Speaker 5: She said, probably for all those things. None of those things.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, Well I'm going to do clarified.
Speaker 3: So that's good, the wonderful Joe everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well thanks for coming in and harassing us. We
Speaker 2: needed that, we need.
Speaker 3: Harassment coming harass you, of course.
Speaker 1: But of course what's funny is like I feel like
Speaker 1: usually when it comes to the gay stuff, I'm like,
Speaker 1: but and you see how I took.
Speaker 3: It too far. She took it too far. And even
Speaker 3: even even if I'm like not that you know, like.
Speaker 2: And I don't think you are you don't nothing about
Speaker 2: you is like that, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what I'm saying is like you know
Speaker 1: how people are like, oh, like my thing was like
Speaker 1: whoa you have nail polish on your fucking nails?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like in like a cool like I give
Speaker 3: oh in like an e boy and like yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: But the thing is too Like That's why I'm always like, oh,
Speaker 1: like I don't I really don't like gay stuff, but
Speaker 1: like but I can respect it, like just don't do
Speaker 1: it in my face.
Speaker 2: But then when I said someone attacking someone.
Speaker 1: Like you with that, like with that illness, I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: that's like fucked up.
Speaker 2: Like that's not something illness. You don't choose to be
Speaker 2: normal or gay. You just like end up that way normal.
Speaker 3: I think everything you just said is really wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh. If I'm wrong, I don't want to.
Speaker 3: Be to be right. Okay, so I really want to
Speaker 3: clear the air first, though. I don't know why I
Speaker 3: look like this day? How do I turn on the filters?
Speaker 6: Do you know?
Speaker 3: Because I want to make.
Speaker 2: Yourself look pretty? I actually don't know.
Speaker 1: You seem like you would be an expert on putting
Speaker 1: on filters on your ugly face.
Speaker 3: You seem like you would be able to put filters
Speaker 3: on your ugly face. Is it in apps? No?
Speaker 2: Kay?
Speaker 3: Do you know how to?
Speaker 6: I think you go into settingsence, I just don't know
Speaker 6: how to do that kind of where settings go to zoom?
Speaker 6: Are you on Windows?
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sweating. I'm sweating really crazy right now.
Speaker 6: Oh I don't know where it's at on Windows, but
Speaker 6: just it should be like.
Speaker 2: Three in your preferences.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then go to I.
Speaker 1: Look like I'm in one of the Kaylie gender's photo
Speaker 1: boosts at their birthday parties.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, you actually really do.
Speaker 2: If you put me in black and white, it's get you.
Speaker 1: And then you.
Speaker 2: Put Kenny's twenty sixth birthday.
Speaker 6: It's like, oh, it's touch up my appearance?
Speaker 3: Is it in the settings? How do I get to
Speaker 3: the settings on here?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I never used a computer before. You
Speaker 2: must be really fucking borrowing.
Speaker 3: Do you right click or do you click? You exit full?
Speaker 2: Maybe creep?
Speaker 3: I don't care. I don't care, but thank you, Kay,
Speaker 3: I don't But I'm just gonna I'm just gonna live
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like like being fucking ugly. I just have
Speaker 1: never had a filter on before.
Speaker 6: Wait, am I still in the call?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, k yes you are, because we can't
Speaker 2: stop hearing you.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, just kidding, bro, let's go. My cameras is
Speaker 3: not daging at myself. It looks like I'm looking to
Speaker 3: the camera.
Speaker 2: Okay. Also, y'all, Kai is not dead or retired.
Speaker 6: I've been here the whole time.
Speaker 2: He's been here the whole time. But he's doing as
Speaker 2: a mansion to mean silent.
Speaker 6: Yes, you've seen that.
Speaker 3: That video of you is going viral. People are using
Speaker 3: it as an audio like the no Man one.
Speaker 1: Oh I saw that and that one, and then there
Speaker 1: was another one where I was like, no matter what
Speaker 1: romantic relationship I'm in, like you will just never be.
Speaker 3: My girls I saved that. I saved that on my
Speaker 3: phone because I was like that that one is so
Speaker 3: fucking cute, and the one of me and you hugging
Speaker 3: is so fucking cute.
Speaker 2: Wait, guys, clinic this for a viral audio on TikTok.
Speaker 1: If you are sad, you should just fucking kill yourself
Speaker 1: because you're like, well, not fucking change because you have
Speaker 1: no motivation to make it better.
Speaker 2: So why do you just think it will suddenly be better?
Speaker 3: And you have dirty clothes all over your bed, dirty clothes,
Speaker 3: clean your dirty clothes.
Speaker 2: Duster's playing in the background because you're a fucking.
Speaker 3: I likes I like Guster Hello, Like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: but hey, I do actually have something I want to
Speaker 3: talk about. Okay, I don't know if you've heard about this,
Speaker 3: but that submarine at the bottom of the ocean. Have
Speaker 3: you ever heard about that thing? It's been down there for.
Speaker 2: The Titanic three weeks now, the Titanic.
Speaker 3: Or yeah, the one that went down to the bottom
Speaker 3: of the ocean to see the Titanic.
Speaker 2: Wait, someone went in a submarine to go look at
Speaker 2: the Titanic. Yes, I actually did watch a video of
Speaker 2: a guy who was supposed to go on it, and
Speaker 2: I was like.
Speaker 1: Dude, we were so disconnected from the reality we were
Speaker 1: meant to be like forking towards.
Speaker 3: He this is after like this, I watched this video,
Speaker 3: the dally one.
Speaker 2: The way he kept mentioning it, like and remember every
Speaker 2: one died everyone.
Speaker 3: Like I was dying laughing at that ship too, because
Speaker 3: I was like and he was like, and I got
Speaker 3: his signature, like it's probably the last thing he signed
Speaker 3: before he died, Like he's done, like his dad, like
Speaker 3: his family.
Speaker 2: Is sad that footage of him on the planet.
Speaker 3: I actually have like a very hot take on it.
Speaker 3: Like everybody in the world is like making fun of
Speaker 3: these people for going to the bottom of the ocean, girl,
Speaker 3: Like they're dead and their families are sad, Like stop
Speaker 3: making jokes, Like.
Speaker 6: I was thinking that. Like last night I was watching
Speaker 6: a video and it was like I was on TikTok
Speaker 6: and every single one was people making jokes and I
Speaker 6: was like, yes, they're billionaires, but this is this is
Speaker 6: kind of sad. This is like crushed underwater.
Speaker 3: Dystopian level of shit. Like it's like I wouldn't want
Speaker 3: them to do that about my family if they died. Girl,
Speaker 3: I know you about to have some ship to say
Speaker 3: say it.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, that's literally how our dead family
Speaker 1: members feel about.
Speaker 7: Us, literally when it comes to me, and I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 7: you fuck my dead stinking like mom, like.
Speaker 3: My brother and grandpa and your mom are like threesoming
Speaker 3: and having and doing squirt squad games.
Speaker 1: Like literally have respect for the dead, like really like
Speaker 1: like no.
Speaker 3: No room to talk, but no. I like my take
Speaker 3: on it is I'm glad they died fast because everybody
Speaker 3: was like daring to know our I'm glad they died fast.
Speaker 2: Since you didn't finish that, just like I'm glad they taught.
Speaker 3: No. Like I'm glad the billionaires died and killed over.
Speaker 1: Like I like, obviously it is sad, but I think
Speaker 1: the jokes it was such a good thing for comedy.
Speaker 3: Am Oh, it was such good low hanging fruit.
Speaker 1: Like it was the one time where like everybody was
Speaker 1: joking about the same thing and I had a hard
Speaker 1: time being annoyed.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Actually I have a really funny.
Speaker 1: Thing because I was texting about it and I was like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: it's so annoying that everybody's talking about this fucking stupid thing,
Speaker 1: Like it's It reminds me of on Twitter when everybody
Speaker 1: would rush to make the best viral tweet.
Speaker 3: It was harambe two point zero, Like it was the
Speaker 3: biggest like media news event for that entire week I
Speaker 3: think I've ever experienced in my life, like literally a
Speaker 3: list celebrity status like news event. Like everyone in the
Speaker 3: fucking world was talking about it. And like, don't get
Speaker 3: me wrong, like I did indulge in the content and
Speaker 3: I was eating that shit up. But like the more
Speaker 3: I sat with it, the more I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: they're like dead, like this is kind of sad, but
Speaker 3: I was eating that shit up and I was like
Speaker 3: close to making my own fucking videos and shit. But like,
Speaker 3: glad I did it, my tic changed.
Speaker 2: You're serving like like when men do shrooms and they're like, guys,
Speaker 2: I have empathy.
Speaker 3: I told my dad. I told my dad the other day.
Speaker 3: I was like, Dad, like you really need to do
Speaker 3: mushrooms so you can get empathy, because like that's the
Speaker 3: only way men gain into empathy. But and he didn't
Speaker 3: think it was funny at all. He was like he
Speaker 3: was like, dude, why would I do drugs. I would
Speaker 3: never do fucking drugs. It's like, do you know who
Speaker 3: I am? Do you know who your son is? I
Speaker 3: am the drug Lord?
Speaker 2: Hey r D the Drew Lord.
Speaker 3: I am Lord.
Speaker 1: My fucked up joke about the submarine was I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: I really. I was texting a friend and I had
Speaker 1: sent an audio message where I was like, damn, I'm like,
Speaker 1: don't joke about this, But who would I fuck in there?
Speaker 2: Because I would have to fuck one last time?
Speaker 3: Oh I know who I was?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know too. You know you know there
Speaker 2: is one person on there that I.
Speaker 1: Said smash to and then that made me feel fucked up.
Speaker 1: I was like, who who's on the submarine? And I
Speaker 1: literally went through it was like.
Speaker 2: Smash past, pass past.
Speaker 1: There was one other smash in there and I won't
Speaker 1: give his picture or say who it is, but I
Speaker 1: just know he's an eater and that's why. Like that
Speaker 1: was my thing is like I know he would like
Speaker 1: stuck on my clip, like there's oxygen.
Speaker 3: Oxygre nozzle. Oh wow, I know, this is crazy, this
Speaker 3: is crazy.
Speaker 2: I just know.
Speaker 1: Like also, I know they're hungry, so like he would
Speaker 1: eat it up. They didn't bring enough to be down
Speaker 1: there all that time.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's the dbn J sandwich and the two cookies
Speaker 3: like no, okay, but no, genuinely, that is my take
Speaker 3: on it, Like everybody's been dying to know what Drew Phillips'
Speaker 3: take on this summary. Yeah, the multiple.
Speaker 2: Viral tweets and tiktoks being like us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad they died, period because they're billionaires and
Speaker 3: we okay, but the one problem I have with it, genuinely,
Speaker 3: the one problem I have with it is I didn't
Speaker 3: get to eat the remains because it's giving eat the
Speaker 3: rich baby like where like wait, guy who thinks eat
Speaker 3: the rich means really physically eating them?
Speaker 2: Like you know?
Speaker 6: True?
Speaker 2: Stop you explain that joke. A.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I'm gonna do it that.
Speaker 3: I had a big bit planned and the big bit
Speaker 3: wait hold on, let me come back, I have a
Speaker 3: big bit.
Speaker 2: You politically freaking out. Well, I actually have a question. Okay,
Speaker 2: here's why I said.
Speaker 3: I'm not answering it, so don't even ask it.
Speaker 2: Fine, I guess I won't answer about that.
Speaker 6: I'll answer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to see me in four k. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 3: because I don't look like this, y'all. I really don't
Speaker 3: like I swear I'm sexy, like I'm sexy like I
Speaker 3: was in the last episode, Like I don't look like this. Please,
Speaker 3: how do I? How do I? I need to turn
Speaker 3: it on? Hold on, okay, keep going, ask questions.
Speaker 2: Would you trust me to be your lawyer?
Speaker 1: I'd fight for any reason unless the one thing I
Speaker 1: will not fight for is if it is my homeboy
Speaker 1: who cheated on his significant other, I will not be
Speaker 1: fighting for you. But if you are my homegirl who
Speaker 1: cheated on your significant other, I will still be fighting.
Speaker 3: For I go to the death for my homegirls, like
Speaker 3: girls deserve to cheat. What I trust you as my lawyer? Yes,
Speaker 3: but like.
Speaker 2: That's what I feel like. I'd be like without like anything.
Speaker 3: You lie for me, like you you know the truth
Speaker 3: and you'd still lie for me? And you what is
Speaker 3: it perjury?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: What is it like? Is that what it is? Like
Speaker 3: you'd purge the whole fucking Bible or whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck that means.
Speaker 3: I think perjury is like lying in court, like.
Speaker 2: Oh, bitch, I lie anywhere. I would literally lie.
Speaker 3: That's my That's what I think too. That's I forgot
Speaker 3: what it was, but there was something I was talking
Speaker 3: about recently where I was just like, I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3: I was just talking about lying and how like really
Speaker 3: like do I actually care? Like but about small things.
Speaker 3: I have to be very clear, like all the bits
Speaker 3: on here. Look how fucking monstrous this is. I gotta
Speaker 3: stop look at How do I turn off my cameras?
Speaker 3: I can't see myself because I like am looking at
Speaker 3: myself too much. This is always a fucking problem on
Speaker 3: these Zoom episodes. Like I look like literally ultra uber
Speaker 3: cracker right now. Like I'm clear, my skin is clear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why are you pale when you're like in Texas
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 3: I think it's this light, maybe because Stephen put on
Speaker 3: this giant fucking light. It's like huge, hold on, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna take a picture of it. It's form is out
Speaker 3: my hand up to it. But I mean, look how
Speaker 3: fucking big this light is. It's like ginormous, Like it's insane.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I will insert a photo of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to, because.
Speaker 3: You're not supposed to talk about that on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, give her to me, Give her to me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, I'm not doing this. I know.
Speaker 3: I'm not doay, fine, Like, what do you want from me?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I actually haven't seen her in so long.
Speaker 2: She's gone huge.
Speaker 3: I know it's been what three years? This is a
Speaker 3: three year old, right yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't even remember what it was
Speaker 1: like to give birth to that thing. But keep it there,
Speaker 1: leave it there. I don't want it.
Speaker 3: So I'm so like, not, don't you really don't, because
Speaker 3: I think she's like literally the most perfect maybe every no.
Speaker 1: And I told you before we had another fucking kid,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to have another fucking kid, and you
Speaker 1: forced me to have another kid, and I don't want
Speaker 1: to be around it.
Speaker 3: She's so confused right now, she's like, wait, where are
Speaker 3: these people?
Speaker 2: She literally is so cute. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: See seeing her on camera almost makes me want to
Speaker 1: like be a mother and take care of her again.
Speaker 1: But then I really think about it, and I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: I couldn't go, wow, I couldn't lie, I couldn't fuck,
Speaker 1: I couldn't smoke, Like those are all like crucial things
Speaker 1: to my lifestyle, and I just don't want to fucking
Speaker 1: kid around to stop me.
Speaker 3: Like I agree, And that's why I'm gonna pass her
Speaker 3: back to Madeline and Steven and they can keep the
Speaker 3: lie up. Okay, we put we put fifty grand into
Speaker 3: your bank account.
Speaker 2: I know. Is that not enough?
Speaker 3: Like do you want a lie or do you want
Speaker 3: fifty grand? Like I'm so confused. Okay, okay, bye bye bye?
Speaker 3: How do you how do you think they own this house?
Speaker 3: Think about that?
Speaker 2: Also, I'm sorry like.
Speaker 3: Little oh, he just said, I know, Little a little.
Speaker 2: Podcast that takes care of our fucking kid and it's Little. Wow.
Speaker 2: The thing is, once they told me that my kid
Speaker 2: can't smoke for another three years, I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: not having this around me.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: Also, like the fact that babies can't smoke joints is
Speaker 3: how like embarrassing?
Speaker 1: Like I know, like pack it fucking lungs, pack your lungs,
Speaker 1: get your lungs ready.
Speaker 3: That's what I've been saying, is like literally grow up challenge.
Speaker 3: Like that's the one thing, Like I'll hang out with
Speaker 3: her when she's three years or four years old, whatever age, because.
Speaker 2: Then she can hold her own cigarette.
Speaker 1: That's the only part too, is you can hold the
Speaker 1: cigarette to the baby, but like you have to like
Speaker 1: sit there and like be like kind of pat their
Speaker 1: baths so they start breathing.
Speaker 3: In and like also the fact that she is a
Speaker 3: perhaps blue ribbon baby and not a Corona baby. I've
Speaker 3: like had enough, Like how are you going to ribbon
Speaker 3: around me and not drink her? I don't know.
Speaker 6: It's it's just like you're giving your baby alcohol.
Speaker 3: She's begging for it, I know, and you're.
Speaker 2: Saying it like it's a problem. Like I'm sorry, mister, Like, oh,
Speaker 2: like what are you gonna do? Call the fucking police,
Speaker 2: Like we're gonna be our parents.
Speaker 6: That is a problem. Everyone knows you're not supposed to
Speaker 6: give babies, okay.
Speaker 3: But she's crying all the time, and she's like gesturing
Speaker 3: like she needs to drink something like yeah, that's exactly
Speaker 3: what mean.
Speaker 1: Or like doing when we start like withdrawing from the alcohol,
Speaker 1: like we're like giving me, give me, give me. And
Speaker 1: so when we saw her, oh she needs a bottle,
Speaker 1: and that's why we need her to drink Corona and
Speaker 1: not pop spou ribbon is because like that can.
Speaker 2: Is just not for babies. A bottle is for a baby.
Speaker 6: No, that's not That's not what I'm in the wrong.
Speaker 1: He just put a balloon at the top of the
Speaker 1: corona bottle, like we roll it down almost kind of
Speaker 1: like a condom, but it's like the balloon and then
Speaker 1: we buy a tiny little tip into it and then
Speaker 1: she can suck.
Speaker 2: On the beer bottle like it's like it's a nipple. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: like it's a boob.
Speaker 6: First of all, I never would you rather know. I
Speaker 6: didn't even know you guys had this baby, Unkie Kai
Speaker 6: didn't know, so I've never even met the baby.
Speaker 2: You're not you're not her uncle, bib so you were
Speaker 2: fucking not her uncle, bitch. We're not even our parents.
Speaker 2: You're not the uncle.
Speaker 3: Guys. That was all jokes. I love my Luna girl
Speaker 3: so much. I you know what's crazy is like I
Speaker 3: look at that baby and I really think she's mine
Speaker 3: at some points where I'm just like I would die
Speaker 3: for her, and like I've never really felt that about
Speaker 3: another baby in my entire life. But for some reason,
Speaker 3: like the oxytocin kims like work very heavily when I'm
Speaker 3: looking at her, like uh, Bayla, like yeah, like the boys, yeah,
Speaker 3: I would take bullets for them, but like specifically Luna,
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is. I think it's because
Speaker 3: like maybe full blood or like Maddeline is my twins,
Speaker 3: so something something is seriously different, and like I would
Speaker 3: protect that baby like with with my life, like genuinely,
Speaker 3: like not even in a joking way, Like I fucking
Speaker 3: love her so much, and like watching her grow has
Speaker 3: been so big for me, and I'm literally I love her.
Speaker 3: I love it so much.
Speaker 2: I don't have any baby in my life, so hello.
Speaker 3: I'm right here. I'm baby.
Speaker 2: No babies literally freak me out, and like, yeah, but
Speaker 2: Luna is so.
Speaker 1: Cute and that's the closest to a baby from someone
Speaker 1: my age that I know, and I still think that
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm still like in between my I'm
Speaker 1: like I want kids, but maybe like I shouldn't.
Speaker 2: Ever do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, Madeline and Steven like are literally such good
Speaker 3: fucking parents that they make it almost look easy, and
Speaker 3: I know the trick.
Speaker 2: That's the trick.
Speaker 1: I feel like Luna is such a trick baby, and
Speaker 1: then Madeline's and Stephen even as a couple, are a
Speaker 1: trick couple, Like they are genuinely too good. I'm like, obviously,
Speaker 1: I'm like something, there has to be something here and.
Speaker 2: Actually know what it is. It's Madeleine lets me hit
Speaker 2: from time to time, So.
Speaker 3: It's okay, that's my sister. Bro, you can't be banging
Speaker 3: my sister.
Speaker 2: And y'all are twins, and let me tell you, the
Speaker 2: sex is the same.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, So all of a sudden, you get to
Speaker 3: bang my sister. But when I bang Kai's sister and
Speaker 3: don't tell him and I tell you, you get onto
Speaker 3: me that it's a big problem.
Speaker 1: Well, because that is a problem and you need to
Speaker 1: tell him, and I guess that you've told him, but
Speaker 1: he doesn't seem that bothered. Well, you know what's funny
Speaker 1: is me and Madeline have been like this, like we've
Speaker 1: just been like it inseparable.
Speaker 2: We've just been like this recently, like we're just like
Speaker 2: so close.
Speaker 3: Yeah, y'all are just like.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, We're like we're like like.
Speaker 3: That is actually so fucking we're so close. That was
Speaker 3: like a banger. That was almost that was as good,
Speaker 3: if not better than Big Parma. I still think that
Speaker 3: the best joke ever made on your period, and not
Speaker 3: enough attention has been like drawn to that bit, but
Speaker 3: Big Parma, hold on, Yes, I have a bit, Queen.
Speaker 2: Something is deeply fucking wrong with you.
Speaker 1: I think my best joke was a joke I made
Speaker 1: on the Patriot episode when I said that the first
Speaker 1: cave man who wrote dick, they were probably like all tweaking.
Speaker 1: They were like, damn, you can sell it to like
Speaker 1: like once, like the first few k men who started
Speaker 1: doing like different positions.
Speaker 2: They were like damn, literally innovating like.
Speaker 3: Crazy, Like I saw something recently that was like the
Speaker 3: first like human to have twins must have been like
Speaker 3: what the fuck is going on? Like literally what is
Speaker 3: going on? And it's the same thing like with blow.
Speaker 1: Jobs, like no, yeah, the first one to give head
Speaker 1: was probably like now hold on, whoa or the first
Speaker 1: one to get ahead, yes, give head was like literally
Speaker 1: brave because nobody else had done it before, and they
Speaker 1: had to have just been like listen, I know it's
Speaker 1: kind of gross because you piss out of.
Speaker 2: There, but let me put my mouth on Trust. Trust.
Speaker 2: I'm like, trust the process, Trust the process.
Speaker 3: Swear. This is gonna change literally, no, this isn't even
Speaker 3: going to change our lives. This is going to change
Speaker 3: the lives of the human race. And that actually quite
Speaker 3: literally might be the moment that humans transcended consciousness. From
Speaker 3: caveman to like human hominid or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 1: We are, like literally because because that was like the
Speaker 1: moment we genuinely started to seeking simple like pleasures and
Speaker 1: like human connections, and it was started giving head.
Speaker 3: And what's crazy is a lot of people like to
Speaker 3: be like, oh, it was the mushrooms, like it was
Speaker 3: the Neanderthals taking mushrooms, like no, bitch, it was the
Speaker 3: first orgasm from a blow job, and then they spread
Speaker 3: it like wildfire. They were like, look, you gotta try
Speaker 3: this ship and it was pre fucking STDs, which like damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got to all just get ran through. But
Speaker 1: they were having babies like left and right because they
Speaker 1: probably just didn't know.
Speaker 2: Damn. Do you know how pissed I'd.
Speaker 3: Be like every time you had sex, like to get.
Speaker 2: Fucking pregnant from having sex.
Speaker 1: I would be like, bitch, I didn't know that was
Speaker 1: gonna happen. And for the girl, I bet it wasn't
Speaker 1: even hitting like that. It was just like okay, like
Speaker 1: keep it put like no, for real, it's like thro vibrator,
Speaker 1: no fun like no foreplay four play wasn't invented yet, Like.
Speaker 3: It was dead ass thirteen seconds and he was like
Speaker 3: you've seen that like video of the uh turtle like
Speaker 3: having se and MOONI that's literally what it was like.
Speaker 3: But in thirteen seconds, Okay, how.
Speaker 1: Did they come to the conclusion that vibrators were lit?
Speaker 1: Like somebody had to have sat on something they were
Speaker 1: supposed to be sitting on.
Speaker 3: You see an Xbox controller, you've seen the first one.
Speaker 3: You've seen the first like vibrator ever made. It looks
Speaker 3: like a torture device. I'm pretty sure. I'm not joking,
Speaker 3: Like this isn't fact, this is all theory, but like
Speaker 3: I believe that like maybe they were inventing it as
Speaker 3: like a torture device and like they started torturing. No,
Speaker 3: I'm not a witch, I'm not away.
Speaker 2: I am don't tie me down torture.
Speaker 3: You guys, how did we kick this guy? You can't
Speaker 3: kick me, I'm telling you, bro, Like they're fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: Vibrate Like I think it's a little like a little
Speaker 3: like like a jackhad bear a gun. But y'all ever
Speaker 3: heard of a bit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a medievil torture device.
Speaker 6: Girl, did you wind it up?
Speaker 3: We need to get you one of those Like that
Speaker 3: would be actually hilarious. I bet you could find one
Speaker 3: on eBay. Look at all the detachments, like, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's what you put your espresso in before you like
Speaker 2: look it up to your.
Speaker 3: Machine, pull then in the different like attachments make the
Speaker 3: cop Okay, we need to get you one of those though,
Speaker 3: off eBay. I'm sure you can find one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know how Marcus what's his name opened an
Speaker 1: unsealed iPhone?
Speaker 2: Open an unsealed torture device.
Speaker 3: Did they have packaging back then? That's such a trivial question.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know where that came from. Polar
Speaker 3: cub electric Damn.
Speaker 1: Imagine being the face of one of the first vibrators,
Speaker 1: like sign.
Speaker 3: Me up, she says, that's historic. Really, y'all ever heard
Speaker 3: of bee keeping age? I don't know what that is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're all attracted to be or me, and then you
Speaker 3: are attracted to be keeping age. It's like you're old
Speaker 3: enough to like start keeping bees, like you're your pasture,
Speaker 3: like you're in your real prime, Like your thirties are
Speaker 3: your prime, but like your forties are like your.
Speaker 1: Thirties are your life fun still being like silly, and
Speaker 1: your forties fifties are like, damn, you really hit.
Speaker 2: You were having sex like tomorrow's your last day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like if you know what you're doing, like you were.
Speaker 2: Going to hit like it is your last meal, because.
Speaker 3: It very well could be you could have a heart attack,
Speaker 3: like for real, Way, what did you just say? You
Speaker 3: said before that there was something that sparked thought, I.
Speaker 2: Said, because your thirties.
Speaker 3: Are Oh yeah, men, do you think the men now,
Speaker 3: like me specifically and like everybody taking selfies now, do
Speaker 3: you think they're going to be taking selfies in their
Speaker 3: thirties and forties? Like, and I really do think that
Speaker 3: you shouldn't.
Speaker 2: Even be taking selfies in the first place.
Speaker 3: Well I'm allowed to get that, Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're special and it is.
Speaker 1: I think so, because my dad be taking hello selfies,
Speaker 1: but he takes them like he'll if he's with somebody,
Speaker 1: he'll take a picture with, Like yeah, he loves taking
Speaker 1: like a picture with whoever he's with. But my dad
Speaker 1: isn't really sitting around like like taking a selfie because
Speaker 1: he's like a man and he knows how to build
Speaker 1: a house if he needed to do.
Speaker 3: Your dad texted me that he was freaking out over
Speaker 3: a doppelganger y'all saw and it's it is the craziest
Speaker 3: doppelganger I have ever.
Speaker 2: I know, it was crazy.
Speaker 1: The second we entered the restaurant, he was like, look
Speaker 1: at you, and I was like, what, but my dad,
Speaker 1: I've realized I get so much of my humor from
Speaker 1: my dad. My dad and me are literally these muppets.
Speaker 1: Wait when we're hanging out because I've been hanging out
Speaker 1: with my dad just in the city.
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, why is it not focusing? How do
Speaker 3: I make it focus?
Speaker 1: You got to push it forward because it's like focusing
Speaker 1: on you. No, you have to put your phone forward. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh no, you cover your face.
Speaker 6: Just put the phone for your face like this and
Speaker 6: your phone.
Speaker 3: Jesus.
Speaker 2: Oh oh.
Speaker 1: It's literally insane that in ten years it was like
Speaker 1: kind of freaking me out.
Speaker 3: Me and ten years challenge, like look at that. You
Speaker 3: didn't you can't even tell a difference. Really, I mean
Speaker 3: he's like a lot more mid than me, Like he's
Speaker 3: not as.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I will say you are sexier, which is
Speaker 1: like kind of fucked up because that's just a random
Speaker 1: man who is the restaurant with me and my dad
Speaker 1: and now we're talking about him on a a podcast.
Speaker 2: Where a bunch of people will watch. But he man
Speaker 2: just not as good looking as you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly exactly. I mean, if anybody looks even relatively
Speaker 3: like me, it's game over for the rest of the men,
Speaker 3: because like, it's hard to compete with this bone structure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard to compete with one very mid white
Speaker 1: guy with another like kind of mid white guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is literally who my dad and me are, by
Speaker 1: the way, Like when we're.
Speaker 3: Out in public, this is us, Like that's awesome.
Speaker 2: All we did the past three days that was go
Speaker 2: out and talk shit about the people.
Speaker 3: We saw, like I wish a joke like most like literally, no, that's.
Speaker 2: Literally where I get it from.
Speaker 1: It's like my dad being she most as fuck, literally
Speaker 1: just pointing out people, laughing and like joking around. And
Speaker 1: also he's so funny because people obviously don't smoke cigars
Speaker 1: like that anywhere but Miami, and even in Miami people
Speaker 1: don't like smoke. I just smoking cigars isn't really a
Speaker 1: thing anymore. But my dad will be walking down like Manhattan,
Speaker 1: like walking around Manhattan.
Speaker 2: And puffing a fucking cigar and it's so funny.
Speaker 1: And I asked him I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: do you like pay attention? Like do you like see
Speaker 1: if anybody's looking at you for And He's like, no.
Speaker 2: Would I do that.
Speaker 3: Muppets are having their renaissance right now. One and two.
Speaker 3: I love being the age where like there's like a
Speaker 3: threshold that you cross and I don't know exactly what
Speaker 3: ages it is, but like it starts slowly after you
Speaker 3: turn eighteen, and like by the time you're twenty five,
Speaker 3: you were considered like an adult in all of your
Speaker 3: family's eyes, even if you're the baby of the family.
Speaker 3: And now all me and my family do is talk
Speaker 3: shit about each other and like talk shit about like
Speaker 3: other people, and like I'm finally included in all of
Speaker 3: the conversations and being told all the things that like
Speaker 3: I wasn't allowed to know growing up, and it is
Speaker 3: such a fucking amazing thing, like just being a part
Speaker 3: of of like the family dramas and shit.
Speaker 2: Dude, I know.
Speaker 1: It's literally the best thing to happen is like the
Speaker 1: fact that now that I'm older, I could just talk
Speaker 1: to my family about anything, which is also like obviously
Speaker 1: a blessing because I realized that that's like not that
Speaker 1: common a lot of people our age aren't very close
Speaker 1: to their family. But I literally, like will go out
Speaker 1: to drink with my mom or my dad or like
Speaker 1: go out to a restaurant or cafe and like walk
Speaker 1: around with them and.
Speaker 2: We can literally talk four hours.
Speaker 1: And yes, we will be talking shit about my other
Speaker 1: siblings and I will be talking shit about.
Speaker 2: One parent to the other and key king and gossiping.
Speaker 2: But it's so crazy to be able.
Speaker 3: To do that, Like, yeah, it's really actually sick. Right
Speaker 3: hold on, I'm doing something.
Speaker 6: You guys have a ukulele, I could use super random
Speaker 6: absolutely fucking not.
Speaker 2: Why the fuck would you need a ukulele?
Speaker 6: I have to make an apology video?
Speaker 2: And you said, honestly, hot take the song was a fucking.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Literally my take the song of the Summer Girl literally no,
Speaker 3: My take is like obviously never that, like that is
Speaker 3: the worst thing you could ever ever possibly do, like stupid, stupid, stupid, dumb,
Speaker 3: but kind of fucking genius because all of us are
Speaker 3: completely ignoring everything she actually did, which like I don't
Speaker 3: really know the full scope of it. I've only seen
Speaker 3: the apology and what she apologized for, but everyone is
Speaker 3: ignoring that in talking about how terrible the apology was
Speaker 3: and how terrible this song was, But they're not really
Speaker 3: caring about like the contents of the apology, which I'm like, girl,
Speaker 3: like something you did work somehow, because like but she's
Speaker 3: obviously like in like a very bad mental state, because
Speaker 3: like why on earth, why the.
Speaker 1: Fuck did your grown ass do that? Like that shit
Speaker 1: is it's so funny, Like damn. Also, those kind of
Speaker 1: things freak me out because I'm like.
Speaker 2: You don't just like record that and upload it.
Speaker 4: You record it, you.
Speaker 2: Sit on it, you edit it, you look at it,
Speaker 2: you try again. Like that wasn't her first take, Like
Speaker 2: she had to like ride it out, try it, like
Speaker 2: do a whole thing.
Speaker 1: And she still pushed forward to doing it. But I'm
Speaker 1: probably gonna also join you Kai for your apology ukulele song,
Speaker 1: because I have to apologize for begging your mama so
Speaker 1: hard that she squirted and propelled through the ceiling and
Speaker 1: broke all her bones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like really really scary.
Speaker 6: Really she went through the ceiling. She was ejected from
Speaker 6: the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know those like backpack jet things that you
Speaker 1: could take on the water and the water shoots down
Speaker 1: and like shoots you up. Yeah, she essentially did that
Speaker 1: with her own squirt and burst through the ceiling and
Speaker 1: it was I mean, the repairs are like fucking it's
Speaker 1: gonna cost me a fortune.
Speaker 6: Well I'm glad that she squirted it a lot, honestly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you look gross. I was just I just like
Speaker 3: tried the new Jeffrey Star palette. So I was just
Speaker 3: like I was just playing around with some makeup.
Speaker 1: Oh you're your shade dolls Tonara, like playing yeah, like
Speaker 1: it's kind of is that adding a beard to you too?
Speaker 2: Like at the beard and.
Speaker 6: Through the mic?
Speaker 3: Oh well that's literally so we what the heck?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 2: Everybody? Sometimes you look like an animatronic.
Speaker 5: Not that.
Speaker 3: Oh nice, That's what I want. That's what I want
Speaker 3: to play with.
Speaker 2: How the fun do I stop this?
Speaker 3: And your and you you're a bunny and your your rabbit.
Speaker 3: You're a rabbit, and it's really scary. Actually okay, so
Speaker 3: let's move on.
Speaker 2: Okay, I uh wait, I fixed it. So now now
Speaker 2: I really look like I'm in the kindle gender photo booth.
Speaker 3: Is giving to like.
Speaker 2: And it's when they always have a glass of like.
Speaker 3: They literally is that that isn't literally it.
Speaker 1: That is so funny, like somebody had to have just
Speaker 1: been on Zoom playing around and then they were like,
Speaker 1: I know exactly what I need at my party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well first let's talk about that.
Speaker 2: That looks Have you been going to the gym?
Speaker 6: Looks crazy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been doing a bunch of pushups, not the gym.
Speaker 3: I was gonna get it thirty dollars gym membership, but
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't have a car when I'm here,
Speaker 3: so I'm not gonna be able to actually go to
Speaker 3: the gym unless I go at like seven am. So
Speaker 3: I decided against it. But what I did come to
Speaker 3: the conclusion it is that, I mean, this is not
Speaker 3: a hot take at all, but like football is like gay,
Speaker 3: Like really.
Speaker 2: So someone got a little excited, your voice cracked.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I just was possessed or some shit.
Speaker 3: I don't fucking know. That was weird. I saw like red,
Speaker 3: and I've been seeing Red a lot recently. Like I
Speaker 3: miss fighting?
Speaker 2: You missed fighting?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a fighter.
Speaker 2: What have you been watching football?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: What? No?
Speaker 3: I just saw a clip of football and I was like, huh,
Speaker 3: this is like we know this is gay. But then
Speaker 3: I like really thought about like how football is played,
Speaker 3: and you know, like the hike, like right in the
Speaker 3: beginning when they like snap the ball to the quarterback.
Speaker 2: And the yeah they all have each other's butt.
Speaker 3: Yes, they're like topping each other like it's the quarterback
Speaker 3: is topping like the big, big, burly, hairy, sexy man.
Speaker 3: Like it's so gay.
Speaker 2: You might just be like you might be too, Yeah
Speaker 2: you might be into like.
Speaker 3: Men, absolutely fucking not. But yeah, that was kind of
Speaker 3: my take. But I still love basketball. Basketball.
Speaker 1: It is lit like I love you, Like being obsessed
Speaker 1: with basketball is actually the most insane thing to me,
Speaker 1: Like it like still doesn't make sense and pardon me,
Speaker 1: thinks you're lying.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's very real. Like I could tell you
Speaker 3: the top four five draft picks from this NBA lottery pick.
Speaker 3: Spurs got Victor woman Yama freak of nature, like literally
Speaker 3: probably the next Lebron James are like very close to
Speaker 3: Like he won't be like as powerful as him, but
Speaker 3: he will revolutionize the game in a crazy way. Number
Speaker 3: two should have been Scoot Henderson, but it was Brandon Miller.
Speaker 3: Number three was Scoot Henderson. He played for G League Knight.
Speaker 3: He will be a generational talent I'm giving, Like it's
Speaker 3: giving like Kyrie Irving, not the same handles, but like
Speaker 3: the same actory of career maybe Dame and four. What
Speaker 3: this is actually really interesting and I actually feel like
Speaker 3: you guys might be interested in this. But there was
Speaker 3: a pair of twins who went to They didn't go
Speaker 3: to college, they didn't go to the G League. They
Speaker 3: went to this thing called at times the league.
Speaker 6: Yes do what.
Speaker 2: Okay years yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, you were cutting out. But they're a pair of
Speaker 3: twins and it's a men in Asar Thompson. And they
Speaker 3: went four and five in the draft, which is fucking crazy,
Speaker 3: and like they are so goddamn elite generational talents again,
Speaker 3: like really, just like I don't know, I just I
Speaker 3: love basketball because like I love seeing Like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck is this? What is going on? So technical difficulty
Speaker 3: is over?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 3: But you know what I was thinking about. Valley girls
Speaker 3: gave blow jobs for Noon's head over heels. That's not
Speaker 3: That is literally one of the greatest lyrics I think
Speaker 3: I've ever heard, really dissected.
Speaker 2: Valley girls Alie girls give blow jobs for those jobs?
Speaker 3: Girl? What are you on about?
Speaker 2: Is that not what it is?
Speaker 3: No, it's Iggy Azalea saying, valley girls get blow jobs
Speaker 3: for Louvitons. That's head over heels, no money, no family, sixteen.
Speaker 3: You sound like me right now. I know this is crazy.
Speaker 3: Valley girls giblow jobs for lulaitons, head over heels.
Speaker 2: What do you call that? Oh yeah, head over heels?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, is that not insane? Like, really think about
Speaker 3: it and dissect that lyric. Okay, we're back again. What
Speaker 3: water is that?
Speaker 2: It's pull up?
Speaker 3: Oh girl, I'm not joking. I thought Irish show whatever
Speaker 3: that iris soap is made water? Pull it or what
Speaker 3: is it called Irish spring?
Speaker 2: It's Irish springs.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, Irish Springs is like a good ass,
Speaker 2: So that's all we used as kids. Oh what the fuck, dude?
Speaker 2: Mute yourself.
Speaker 1: What the fuck do you have?
Speaker 6: Like a diaper? Did he just his pants?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't know how ship my pants?
Speaker 3: I have a toilet. I've been sitting here for wait
Speaker 3: what Yeah, I shipped through that hole and I pissed
Speaker 3: through this pipe.
Speaker 6: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I've been doing the whole episode silent, but that one
Speaker 3: hurt for some reason.
Speaker 6: But look, you've just been sitting there with your dick
Speaker 6: instead of a hose this entire time.
Speaker 2: See Brah, stoping, dude. I never needed to see that
Speaker 2: in my fucking life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So that's kind of what I've been on recently.
Speaker 3: I've been I've actually sat here for three days in
Speaker 3: a row. That's like the longest I've gone. It's only
Speaker 3: been like a hours.
Speaker 2: But are you wiping where you put it in paper?
Speaker 2: Are you just not wiping?
Speaker 3: No? I don't wipe it. It's really itchy and like
Speaker 3: I need I What I do is if I do
Speaker 3: get up, like I'll just scoot my ass on the
Speaker 3: carpet and there's like a bunch of brown stains. It
Speaker 3: probably won't focus, but there's like a bunch of like
Speaker 3: a dog like a bunch of brown stains over there.
Speaker 3: So I'm just kind of like figuring that shit out.
Speaker 6: I know, what do you mean figuring that shit out?
Speaker 1: That's that you can just like use toilet paper or
Speaker 1: go to the fucking toilet, yeah.
Speaker 3: And then get up and lose my games, bro, Like
Speaker 3: I'm playing Valerie and Diablo too and Ship like League
Speaker 3: of Legends type shit. Like you can't pause an online game, bro.
Speaker 6: Okay, So where does all the piss go, Like, is
Speaker 6: there some sort of a joke or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a big here. I'll pick it up, but
Speaker 3: I really don't want to spill it. Oh fuck, it stinks.
Speaker 6: Okay, there's a huge bucket of pists, got it?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's like pissed dude.
Speaker 1: I'm literally gonna call the police. You're creating a hazard
Speaker 1: for also our child lives there.
Speaker 3: Like you're now you want.
Speaker 2: To chemical warfare? Well, I just don't want to go
Speaker 2: to fucking jail.
Speaker 3: You're so fucking stupid everything I do, everything I fucking
Speaker 3: do you have a problem with And I'm done. I'm tired,
Speaker 3: I'm fed up. You're sick to me, you're evil, you're
Speaker 3: a wick, and you're dangerous. I said, like literally three
Speaker 3: weeks ago, Brob been sitting on it for like fucking
Speaker 3: three days now, Like Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Dude, something is actually fucking wrong.
Speaker 3: With you, because I ship in the bucket. Where did
Speaker 3: we Where did we used to?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Because when we were caveman in the woods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're not in the woods.
Speaker 1: You were in like a home with AC and you're
Speaker 1: sitting at a computer and we're currently on a video
Speaker 1: chat like we have gone far past shitting in the woods.
Speaker 3: Oh would you?
Speaker 2: I genuinely do think we.
Speaker 1: Yes, I actually genuinely do think that porno and shit
Speaker 1: like that is inhumane because I don't want to be
Speaker 1: in an area where it's collecting like that.
Speaker 2: And in my opinion, I think it would be better
Speaker 2: if we were just shitting in the dirt, And like,
Speaker 2: why can't I just pop a squaw? Like why can
Speaker 2: I not just pop a squat wherever I am?
Speaker 3: Because your Cooter Bronson would be exposed to everyone. But
Speaker 3: that's another conversation, because why do we sexualize the human
Speaker 3: body so much that we can't just like do human
Speaker 3: things and be in our oug form? Could you imagine
Speaker 3: us running around like I would be so fucking cold
Speaker 3: if I didn't have clothes on, Like literally, what did
Speaker 3: we do before that? Did we? Like you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Like we evolved awfully in.
Speaker 2: That ass, but I mean like we we were just
Speaker 2: killing animals and using their furt so we were like still.
Speaker 3: Lit you know, mm hmm, yeah, that's true. We were
Speaker 3: using and shit. Yeah. Yeah, Well I want to talk
Speaker 3: about a couple more things. Have you seen the dude
Speaker 3: put nair on his butthole on YouTube?
Speaker 2: No, and did it back?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to show you the video. Look up.
Speaker 3: Uh wait, let me look it up real quick near YouTube.
Speaker 3: It's going to be the craziest thing. And I want
Speaker 3: to get your live reaction there. Let me find the video.
Speaker 3: I hope it's still up. Okay, it's Kevin, Kevin Leonardo
Speaker 3: where is and both of y'all watch it at the
Speaker 3: same time. It's like the first three seconds it is
Speaker 3: potentially the craziest shit I've ever seen on YouTube. I
Speaker 3: mean not even potentially. It is the craziest shit I've
Speaker 3: seen on YouTube ever.
Speaker 2: Does show just watch wait? Okay, wait, I'm still trying
Speaker 2: to find it. Okay, removing butt here is using Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: No, don't mute yourself. Don't mut yourself. Ummute yourself. Unmute yourself.
Speaker 3: Oh for reference, this is how Harry my butthole is,
Speaker 3: and then spreads this is how Harry right now, and girl, no,
Speaker 3: it gets even cool crazy, it gets even crazier. He
Speaker 3: lathers his ass in there and like puts it up
Speaker 3: his butthole a little bit and is like rubbing his
Speaker 3: fucking butthole in tint yeah, and then he wipes it
Speaker 3: off like with the paper.
Speaker 1: Towel, and like, I actually find like men's bodies like
Speaker 1: literally repulsive, Like I shouldn't see that, Like.
Speaker 3: No, no one should because it's educational. Because you can
Speaker 3: watch people put condoms on on YouTube. You can watch
Speaker 3: breast yeah, look up people putting kind of Stephen with
Speaker 3: putting me on. He was like, you can see people breastfeeding.
Speaker 3: You could be booby, which like yeah, yes, but the
Speaker 3: breastfeeding one women should be able to you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, ship And what was left on the napkin
Speaker 1: like that was that was too far?
Speaker 6: Was insane? I had no idea you could do this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you just frame it as educational. Look up
Speaker 3: people putting condoms on, Like you can see people with
Speaker 3: an erect penis on different shapes and sizes putting condoms on.
Speaker 3: It's like a thing.
Speaker 6: Way.
Speaker 3: Yes, I did not know this, And I think you
Speaker 3: can even watch like jerk off tutorials on YouTube. I
Speaker 3: could be tripping, but I think like it goes that
Speaker 3: deep you ew oh my god, ew it it was crazy?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 3: The one with like a bunch of people like it
Speaker 3: was twenty eighteen when it was supposted the one I.
Speaker 2: Just watched, just ew ew ew. Dude, digs are so
Speaker 2: fucking nasty.
Speaker 6: I'm watching guys in front of like a pink screen
Speaker 6: with Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's the one I was watching. I almost just showed
Speaker 2: it to the screen. That was really fucking gross.
Speaker 6: It's insane. I don't know how I didn't know about Oh.
Speaker 3: My god, I know that's what I was saying. I
Speaker 3: was like, dude, if I was like yeah, like I
Speaker 3: would be, I would have been all over this shit
Speaker 3: when I was twelve years old, like.
Speaker 2: You would be, you would be on your girls kissing.
Speaker 3: Girls exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: That was our version of that, is like girls kissing girl.
Speaker 3: But instead I was on my breastfeeding shit. I was
Speaker 3: like watching breastfeeding videos and getting like so boned up
Speaker 3: to that shit like I don't want to talk about it,
Speaker 3: like bursting through my shorts type ship, Like y'all saw it.
Speaker 3: Y'all just saw it.
Speaker 1: You would have to have a bigger wiener for it
Speaker 1: to burst through your shorts, and I've just never seen
Speaker 1: that happened.
Speaker 3: Okay, seriously, girl, well you're a girl.
Speaker 2: Sorry, hate to be the fact checker here, but that's.
Speaker 3: Just not Okay, let's let's get the let's get the
Speaker 3: news and the media straight, like this is a witch
Speaker 3: hunt out for me saying I have a tiny penis,
Speaker 3: and like that's just not true. This is the witchhunt.
Speaker 3: The media lies. What is it?
Speaker 5: Media?
Speaker 2: The news and the media.
Speaker 3: But what Donald Trump says charm fake news, the news
Speaker 3: and the media. I got one more thing. I got
Speaker 3: one more thing to talk about and then we can
Speaker 3: move on.
Speaker 2: I was gonna transition it perfectly.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: I was gonna be like speaking of news and the media.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, we can either talk about because
Speaker 3: I have two notes because we have to record another episode,
Speaker 3: so I might I have like five hundred notes that
Speaker 3: are all bangers. But we can either talk about the
Speaker 3: manufactured Chian trip that is basically North Korea, or we
Speaker 3: can talk about Nicky Blonski.
Speaker 2: We've talked about Nicki Blonski. I don't know much about
Speaker 2: the Shean thing.
Speaker 1: I just know that it is actually insane to end
Speaker 1: up on the propaganda Sian team, Like there is no
Speaker 1: money in the world that makes that makes sense. And
Speaker 1: I genuinely am I don't know if they got paid,
Speaker 1: Like in my head, they didn't get paid.
Speaker 3: I feel like they got paid bank because like why
Speaker 3: on earth one would you do that. They put a
Speaker 3: bunch of money into that thing to like fix the reputation.
Speaker 3: Like I guarantee it was like a fifty to sixty
Speaker 3: million dollar campaign, like not paying these influencers that much,
Speaker 3: but like hiring all these people and all these cameras
Speaker 3: and all the flights and blah blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: and like I bet they built that facility out to
Speaker 3: like I don't know, but do you know what we're
Speaker 3: talking about?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, what happened.
Speaker 3: So these influencers got invited on a trip to she
Speaker 3: Or for Sheian, which is like notoriously like destroying like
Speaker 3: fast fashion. Like I'm just saying this for the people
Speaker 3: who might not know, but like they like notorious fash fashion,
Speaker 3: awful working conditions, like really abusive towards their workers and
Speaker 3: don't pay them like for their work.
Speaker 1: And mind you, it's a company that now as of
Speaker 1: May is evaluated at sixty six billion dollars.
Speaker 3: One of the biggest companies. Yeah, one of the biggest
Speaker 3: companies in the entire world, And they have been getting
Speaker 3: a lot of flak recently because someone did like a
Speaker 3: hit job documentary on them where they like went in
Speaker 3: there and showed the all like snut cameras in the
Speaker 3: awful working conditions and like whatever, like there's proof of
Speaker 3: this of them being terrible. Well, they hired a bunch
Speaker 3: of influencers and flew them out to China to show
Speaker 3: them that like look like that's none of that shit
Speaker 3: was real. This is the real, like shea in factory
Speaker 3: and like the videos they showed like it was like
Speaker 3: those videos of UH North Korea where like they bring
Speaker 3: out tourists and like they're in that big office building
Speaker 3: and they're all none of them are typing, but they're
Speaker 3: all sitting at their desk and none of them are working.
Speaker 3: But they like are faking like there's office jobs in
Speaker 3: North Korea and just like faking like there's like a
Speaker 3: civilization there that's like not being fucking like UH killed
Speaker 3: starved to death. And they did the same thing at
Speaker 3: she and where they like faked like the factories were
Speaker 3: nice and like all of these influencers like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it literally was just like they were being used
Speaker 1: as props to like subdu and they literally had one
Speaker 1: of the girls who got a bunch of backlash, go
Speaker 1: back on TikTok and be like I'm addressing the rumors.
Speaker 2: So they had her call all of these I see
Speaker 2: this insane, dude. It was so funny. Like I didn't
Speaker 2: watch her whole video because I was like, bitch, this.
Speaker 1: Is crazy, but I saw a really funny stitch where
Speaker 1: I was like somebody holding up paper being like.
Speaker 2: Because she she literally was like talking to the game.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm here to address all the rumors about
Speaker 1: shean for instance, what their production issues.
Speaker 2: They don't have that, and they treat like she just
Speaker 2: kept looking off camera like at a sheet or something
Speaker 2: to like hit all her points.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, bitch, Like you couldn't even just
Speaker 1: remember three points and just like rip it.
Speaker 2: You had to just be like so, yeah, the problem
Speaker 2: is they don't have I do. They don't starve. They
Speaker 2: don't starve people. They don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for real. I wonder like I feel like the
Speaker 3: people that like were tricked into like going to China,
Speaker 3: like the influencers, Like I feel like they might have
Speaker 3: actually believed it in a way and like just not
Speaker 3: done their recent and like obviously, yeah, they're blinded by
Speaker 3: the check.
Speaker 2: Like also even if they're not getting paid.
Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of them, like, because a lot
Speaker 1: of those like brand trips don't aren't paid like opportunities.
Speaker 1: What they are is like you're in exchange for full stay,
Speaker 1: full nice travel, being like accommodated getting a per dim
Speaker 1: each day, so you basically get free travel for upwards
Speaker 1: of like usually three or four days to in exchange
Speaker 1: for content. And I'm sure a lot of them were like, dude,
Speaker 1: in what world would I be able to not only
Speaker 1: go to China and explore China, but get flown their
Speaker 1: business class? Dude, like it be in like a gorgeous
Speaker 1: hotel and all these things. So I bet a bunch
Speaker 1: of them we're like okay, Like yeah, like maybe I'm
Speaker 1: going to delude myself into thinking that part of this
Speaker 1: is true, because I want to be able to have
Speaker 1: that experience, But I'm like, girl, that would literally be
Speaker 1: like somebody being like, hey, we'll get you like round
Speaker 1: trip to DC or wherever the fuck Trump is living now.
Speaker 1: I was like, we're gonna give you round trip, put
Speaker 1: you up in like a four seasons blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: All you have to do is like film Trump and
Speaker 2: be like, guys, the rooms about him are not true, Like.
Speaker 3: Isn't that chill, dude, that's what Casey Nice that did
Speaker 3: for Hillary Twinton? Like I'm pretty sure they paid him, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah it was. I think it was. I think the
Speaker 3: number leaked and like this could be like the most
Speaker 3: insane like over exaggeration in life, so take it with
Speaker 3: a grain of salt. But I do know he was
Speaker 3: paid for that. But I'm pretty sure it was like
Speaker 3: two hundred grand to make that video on YouTube, like
Speaker 3: by his like team, by or by Hillary's team to
Speaker 3: make that like video on her, which like honestly, like
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know. There's there's just a
Speaker 3: lot of moral gray area there. It's like what if
Speaker 3: he actually did believe in her and like I don't know,
Speaker 3: like if I would take money to like promote like something,
Speaker 3: I believe in that heavily. But I mean, if it's
Speaker 3: two hundred grand and it's sitting me in front of
Speaker 3: my face and I'm like wanting to like drop out
Speaker 3: whatever I'm doing. Because he was in the era where
Speaker 3: he didn't want to work on YouTube anymore, I wonder
Speaker 3: if like he just was like fuck it, like this isn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ex definitely, it's also like definitely a hard line
Speaker 1: to walk, especially if you're somebody who has a family
Speaker 1: or wants to provide for your family, Like I bitch
Speaker 1: put me in the wrong position, and I'm like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: my family needs a house and my dad needs to
Speaker 1: stop being a hard labor worker, like I'm gonna, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take the track like low key. If somebody paid
Speaker 1: me to post a video of Trump, I would, but
Speaker 1: it's because nobody would believe it, Like it would be
Speaker 1: so funny, Like if I posted a video for Trump
Speaker 1: with like a bunch of money behind me, not a
Speaker 1: single person who knows who I am would watch that video.
Speaker 2: And be like, damn, I can't believe she's scared.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 2: It would be like, girl, this is so Donald tomp Cody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, get the fucking bag. Like that's how I feel
Speaker 3: about a lot of shit when I'm just like people
Speaker 3: I don't know, but yeah, I just thought that, like
Speaker 3: she and Trip was like hilarious and like people like
Speaker 3: bending the knee to the dollar is just it's just so.
Speaker 1: Funny to bend the need to be a part of
Speaker 1: like extreme propaganda, like that's what.
Speaker 2: I'm like, girl, you're not even betting then being.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like I don't love this perfume, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna post it like I'm being paid to post it,
Speaker 1: but like, yeah, I don't like actually think this company
Speaker 1: is abusing children and their workers.
Speaker 3: And like politic exactly exactly, but I do want to add.
Speaker 2: Another stamp in my passport, so I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2: Like that is what's so funny, is like I just
Speaker 2: want to travel. I'm gonna become the face of propaganda, yeah.
Speaker 3: For traveling. And she definitely did not foresee it becoming
Speaker 3: this big of a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not at all. I mean she definitely didn't foresee
Speaker 2: two of the most like top tier podcasters talking.
Speaker 3: About exactly exactly. Hey, guys, I just wanted to say
Speaker 3: thank you Because of you guys, we are a Tier
Speaker 3: one podcast, which means we are at the top of
Speaker 3: the top of the top.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Also, before we end this episode, we should probably throw
Speaker 1: us in the beginning merches Out Merches Out to day
Speaker 1: merches Out. As this episode is out, thank you guys
Speaker 1: so much for supporting.
Speaker 2: Us for the past two years, which is terrifying.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything in my life, I've done
Speaker 1: as consistently as this, and honestly, don't be surprised if
Speaker 1: you never see my face again.
Speaker 3: All right, whoa.
Speaker 6: Did you just leave? As I think so?
Speaker 3: I think so? But yeah, merches out love the designs.
Speaker 3: I think my favorite is obviously the hoodie. If I
Speaker 3: could wear the baby tea, I would, but then somewhere
Speaker 3: something went terribly wrong, or something somewhere I went terribly
Speaker 3: wrong is my next favorite. And in your body that
Speaker 3: design period something we've been sitting on since last March. Drop. Actually,
Speaker 3: I can see your eye. It's open, so your mic
Speaker 3: is like peeking, so you can't even hear it's like.
Speaker 3: But also before we go.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, this is to me when your mom says
Speaker 2: that she's not gonna let me hit anymore. I don't
Speaker 2: even know what's gonna hear it.
Speaker 6: I can't hear it silent.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 3: It's like a flat line, like like, all right, okay,
Speaker 3: before we do go, before we do media, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: take a tab of LSD.
Speaker 2: No, that's a tab of Lizstine.
Speaker 1: Because you've been sitting on a ship bucket for eight
Speaker 1: days and you haven't brushed your teeth.
Speaker 3: Oh my fucking god, guys, I am twenty one days
Speaker 3: two day off the vape.
Speaker 6: Oh oh wow, that's impressive.
Speaker 2: That is insane.
Speaker 3: Almost relapsed two nights ago.
Speaker 6: My god. Begged my sister for has it been hard
Speaker 6: to do? Really?
Speaker 3: Be like really easy, just because like my mom, Like
Speaker 3: I'm around my family, and the reason I quit was
Speaker 3: for my mother.
Speaker 2: You want it, you want this, you.
Speaker 3: Want to I know you missed a warm eufork feeling
Speaker 3: of opiates. Like come on, I know you missed the.
Speaker 2: Warm, fuzzy feeling of getting a head rushed. Come on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No.
Speaker 3: There were like moments like where I really wanted to
Speaker 3: buy one, where I was just like should I go
Speaker 3: buy one? But like the only the way I got
Speaker 3: through it was by saying like saying that out loud,
Speaker 3: where I was just like I want to go buy
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna go buy one, and then everybody being
Speaker 3: like no, don't do it, and like I think, like, also,
Speaker 3: I didn't replace it with anything else, which I normally
Speaker 3: like replaced it with like Lacroix or something, but like like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I are getting hit from the back. But no, it's
Speaker 3: been like pretty seamless. Uh, it's like a mind over
Speaker 3: matter thing. I have been picking at my fingers like
Speaker 3: a lot out of anxiety. But I feel like the
Speaker 3: nicotine is like about to completely leave my system here
Speaker 3: in the next like a couple of days, like twenty
Speaker 3: two days. Apparently it's like when you break a habit
Speaker 3: and when like all the rest of like the residual
Speaker 3: like effects like get out of your body. But yeah,
Speaker 3: pretty seamless. Just if you can do it, do it.
Speaker 6: That's huge.
Speaker 1: That is so awesome, Like I'm so shocked by that.
Speaker 1: But what I will say is, I'm just not somebody
Speaker 1: who stops my friends from doing what they want.
Speaker 3: So the fact that, oh my god, it's literally I
Speaker 3: would show you, but it shows the outside of their house.
Speaker 3: But sorry, keep going.
Speaker 1: I'm just not somebody who stops my friends from doing things.
Speaker 1: I give them pleasure, and I would pleasure you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, that's actually it.
Speaker 1: We can replace my vape with yeah, with me pleasuring you,
Speaker 1: I'll give you something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but except gas, does I come out? There will
Speaker 2: be a liquid.
Speaker 3: Sorry okay, but you know it's been been awesome. I
Speaker 3: don't feel any different. So if you're gonna if you're
Speaker 3: thinking about quitting, You're not gonna feel any different.
Speaker 2: Hey, you're not gonna feel better.
Speaker 3: I quite literally, I'm not joking. I think my lungs
Speaker 3: are like purging, like the rest of like the glycerine
Speaker 3: that's been sitting at the bottom of him forever. And
Speaker 3: like yesterday, my lungs hurt like I had been hitting
Speaker 3: a puff bar all day long, like it was.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: It was really interesting. But like today, it feels better.
Speaker 3: But I like can like breathe. That is one thing. Actually,
Speaker 3: It's like I can like like get a full breath
Speaker 3: in without feeling like it's inflame in my lungs.
Speaker 1: Yet.
Speaker 6: You know what I feel like is good motivation for
Speaker 6: that is when we were in Mexico and your vape
Speaker 6: exploded and all the juice came out. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 6: like that smell is like ingrained in my pineal gland. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and whatever, I'm like, Oh, I shouldn't be vaping. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 6: I really should not smell that shit.
Speaker 3: You think of that smell again, dude? That was awful.
Speaker 3: I Like, for people who don't know we all went
Speaker 3: to Mexico together, y'all saw the episode, But I was
Speaker 3: like a sleep in the car on the way back
Speaker 3: from filming the podcast episode, and I had my vape
Speaker 3: in my hand, and like I was laying in the
Speaker 3: back seat, and I guess like the warmth of my
Speaker 3: hand or something like overheated or activated or melted the
Speaker 3: juice inside of the flum float, and like it just
Speaker 3: oozed all of the juice out at once, Like it
Speaker 3: was all over my hands and arms and legs, and
Speaker 3: like it had stained me for like an hour and
Speaker 3: a half. And we tried washing my hands with water
Speaker 3: out of the window, but we were hitting traut.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 3: It was a nightmare. And it was a great flavored
Speaker 3: vase and it smelled rantid. It just smelled so sweet,
Speaker 3: like nauseously sweet. But yeah, we also have another story
Speaker 3: that we'll tell in the next episode of the Flight Home.
Speaker 3: We'll leave out a bunch of tales, but that's Yeah.
Speaker 6: I feel like we finally had enough time to process.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. There's an event that happened that was so
Speaker 3: traumatizing that we literally did not speak about it to
Speaker 3: each other until like eight months later, and since then
Speaker 3: we hadn't speaked spoken to each other about it for
Speaker 3: like another year and a half. Like we talked about
Speaker 3: it for the first time in like a year and
Speaker 3: a half three weeks ago. But awful, awful, awful.
Speaker 6: We'll save that for the next one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but let's hit media.
Speaker 1: Wow, I look so gorgeous hanging on Turned a Stone
Speaker 1: by a Electric Light Orchestra. I'm glad by Captain Beefheart
Speaker 1: and his Magic Band, Perfumed Garden, the Raw Band.
Speaker 2: And practiced twice Sam pre Cock pre come Yeah.
Speaker 3: Pre com in my butt Okay mine is a Builder
Speaker 3: by fort Fortyer.
Speaker 2: What the is this? You're so annoying?
Speaker 3: And then he also has one called Violent Knights.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've actually listened to this before.
Speaker 1: I've literally heard this before, but when I found it,
Speaker 1: it wasn't on Spotify yet, So I'm just cooler.
Speaker 3: Than I like, he says, pop in Minis. This is
Speaker 3: a beautiful song. But I added these songs to the
Speaker 3: Emergency entercom playlist on Spotify that I created. But Batman
Speaker 3: by glock forty spas uh parent issues by Russian artists,
Speaker 3: Flip that OMG by ash Trakhan, Flip that Flip that
Speaker 3: that that that intro by Nana Ray. Been getting back
Speaker 3: into Nana Ray heavily love Nana Ray and we'll do
Speaker 3: ice core. Exclamation point by Louis Athena. I haven't really
Speaker 3: watched any movies or television since being here. I've really
Speaker 3: just been like actually working all day every day. Like
Speaker 3: it's been like the most busy.
Speaker 2: Boss being the boss while I'm out playing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been been carrying just what these muscles are
Speaker 3: all about.
Speaker 2: But I was I get I film like it's actually crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it smells like fucking could Oh you
Speaker 3: went to Harvard? Can you send me that shirt?
Speaker 2: Can that? I wore the shirt for our viewers. So
Speaker 2: let who goes to Harvard?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, queen, can you send that to me?
Speaker 2: I can send you a picture of my fucking butt
Speaker 2: spread open.
Speaker 3: With yes, yes that is. That is even better. Wait,
Speaker 3: this is a real request. One second, this is a
Speaker 3: real request. I do really badly want someone to send
Speaker 3: me their so no, no, no, I'll send my soiled
Speaker 3: boxers to someone for five thousand, saying all right,