WEBVTT - would you trust enya as your lawyer

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<v Speaker 1>Merches Out merches Out to day merches Out.

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<v Speaker 2>As this episode is out.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys so much for supporting us for the

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<v Speaker 1>past two years with just terrifying. I don't think there's

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<v Speaker 1>anything in my life I've done as consistently as it's

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<v Speaker 1>and honestly, don't be surprised if you never see my

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<v Speaker 1>face again.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to this up. Wow, that was really masculine clap

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<v Speaker 2>on your part.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you've been working.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been practicing it. People are like now like pointing

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<v Speaker 3>out that I have a jaw line. They haven't ever

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<v Speaker 3>seen it before. But I got a jaw line. I do.

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<v Speaker 3>It's there, It's there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the new addition to emergency Intercom. Now that we've

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<v Speaker 1>passed one hundred episodes, Drew is fully just accepting his manlanism.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my jawline fantasy and like.

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<v Speaker 2>God, you're literally gonna cut me off. I'm gonna what

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna say? What you're gonna say?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, Like now you don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I don't get to hear it. It's a secret.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it was something very special. But since you

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<v Speaker 3>want to attack me, like.

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<v Speaker 2>No, please please share your secret.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know, Like now I feel bad because

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<v Speaker 1>apparently it was such a big thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I I guess here it goes. Bitch, I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like one of these fucking YouTubers, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>It can't be that serious. What are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, what did you do? So like with the end

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<v Speaker 3>of Pride month, everybody knows, like yeah, LGBT vibes. My

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<v Speaker 3>sexuality has been like a mystery for all this time,

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<v Speaker 3>and I've been claiming straight and like it's just like whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>I've been quote unquote straight baiting. But I just came

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<v Speaker 3>on here to say that I am actually.

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<v Speaker 4>You're joking, rat, don't worry about a Are you fucking joking?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm being dead serious. Wait who are you?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't don't worry about that. That's neither here nor there.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm here to save your soul.

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<v Speaker 5>You want to come out, well, let me tell you this.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a scene and Jesus don't like that, and I

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<v Speaker 4>don't like that, and you shouldn't want it for yourself either.

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<v Speaker 2>This is so like leave him alone, like.

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<v Speaker 5>Rose, we don't have time for your stuff. Right now,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm talking to the home station because you said what.

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<v Speaker 3>If I said I was joking, like what if, what if?

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<v Speaker 6>What if that?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm hoping that it is a joke, just jokes and

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<v Speaker 5>stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So he can't be gay, but he could joke about

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<v Speaker 1>being gay, like I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>Because being gay is a joke. That's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually facts, I agree with that, Like okay, okay, well wait,

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<v Speaker 3>but you're a woman though, you're a woman, right.

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<v Speaker 1>And if he did, we're just sitting here saying the

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<v Speaker 1>simple truths.

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<v Speaker 2>He is gay and you are.

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<v Speaker 5>In a wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, I know you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can stand up. I bet you can stand up.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you stand up to your hairstyles? She styles your

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<v Speaker 5>hair that way?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you stand up to your mama when I made

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<v Speaker 1>her squirt when I hit it from.

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<v Speaker 4>The back, Well, that's you and my mammas be is

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<v Speaker 4>not mine, sweetie, If you want, you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to say to your mother because she's like gay.

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<v Speaker 5>She's beyond reach. She's six hundred pounds anyway, So it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>there did next week.

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<v Speaker 3>He's one of the sister. Oh no, I was lying.

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<v Speaker 3>I was lying. I was joking. Yeah, I was just

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<v Speaker 3>joking the whole time, like that would I would literally

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<v Speaker 3>never participate in that lifestyle, that nasty, scary, disgusting lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 2>Never that that's funny because I literally have texts from Drew. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I have put up the receipts. Yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 2>told me.

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<v Speaker 3>But I like, okay, if you're gonna bring up grinder again,

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<v Speaker 3>I've been telling you that is a pastor's app. I

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<v Speaker 3>do not use that. What are you doing there?

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<v Speaker 5>I pray for people I need it clearly.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, Yo, can I tell you something?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, if you say you're fucking day, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>kill myself, like for real, for real, first hour of

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty three, and I will kill myself. And he said,

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<v Speaker 1>I literally kissed a boy and I liked it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gay.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, I'm hoping that was a jug.

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<v Speaker 2>That was New Year's His New Year's kiss was a boy.

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<v Speaker 2>So he started New Year.

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<v Speaker 5>In the New Year with homosexuality.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not how you say that word.

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<v Speaker 1>It definitely is okay homosexuem.

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<v Speaker 3>Reality sexuality lad see see see see see see. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>actually I was lying the whole time. That was all

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<v Speaker 3>a bit like I was just joking. I'm not gay.

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<v Speaker 3>Never that like a year Yeah, Actually, how did you

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<v Speaker 3>talk about that?

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<v Speaker 5>I've got ways, I hear homosection, I come, don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that really what this is all about for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it's like a thing to get off on.

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<v Speaker 5>No, that's a good.

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<v Speaker 1>Point, because you probably you are really obsessed with like

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<v Speaker 1>the idea of gay dudes touching.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm obsessed with the fact that they're being blasphemous

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<v Speaker 4>to my bob until my Christian God, that's not right.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually agree with that. I'm I've been saying for

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<v Speaker 3>a while now that I'm going to start my Christian arcs,

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<v Speaker 3>my religious Christian Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And keep that at your met and start your Christian arc.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, did you get your boobs down? Are those natural? No?

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<v Speaker 5>These are all natural?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh whoa wow. Wow that's what I want to see.

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<v Speaker 3>This is what I like to see.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, wait, so is that how you turned them out?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, that's another story. That's a little bit explicit. I

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<v Speaker 5>can't really say that here.

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<v Speaker 3>She is a Christian woman.

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<v Speaker 2>But you will pull your boobs out.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, God made boobs, and I'm a woman.

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<v Speaker 3>So and I do like to suck boobs. I really

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<v Speaker 3>do like to suck boobs and play with them and say, uh.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, I'm happy for you, and I'm glad

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<v Speaker 4>for you because you're on here saying that it was

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<v Speaker 4>a mystery about your sexuality. And the mystery to me

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<v Speaker 4>is while you decided that shirt was cute, or while

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<v Speaker 4>you have your camera on when you have a pimple.

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<v Speaker 3>But whatever are you talking about? Literally this single pimple?

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<v Speaker 2>You could barely see that.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just why did you know that? There?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm talking about the one on your ass crack.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, why have you smell it?

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<v Speaker 5>I can smell it from here. It's postulating. I'll wait.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we said leave, we said leave.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, I'll do that as long as you're

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<v Speaker 4>not a homo station and as long as you don't

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<v Speaker 4>ever cut bangs.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a lot to say about like people's looks.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. Yes she is ugly. Yes she probably stinks

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<v Speaker 1>like mildew. Yes, she probably has a dirty, filthy, fucking

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<v Speaker 1>house with a sink full of dishes.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably no bitches, now, none of that anything.

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<v Speaker 2>But don't stoop down to her level, which way.

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<v Speaker 5>She said, probably for all those things. None of those things.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, okay, Well I'm going to do clarified.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's good, the wonderful Joe everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well thanks for coming in and harassing us. We

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<v Speaker 2>needed that, we need.

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<v Speaker 3>Harassment coming harass you, of course.

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<v Speaker 1>But of course what's funny is like I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>usually when it comes to the gay stuff, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>but and you see how I took.

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<v Speaker 3>It too far. She took it too far. And even

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<v Speaker 3>even even if I'm like not that you know, like.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't think you are you don't nothing about

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<v Speaker 2>you is like that, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's what I'm saying is like you know

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<v Speaker 1>how people are like, oh, like my thing was like

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<v Speaker 1>whoa you have nail polish on your fucking nails?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but like in like a cool like I give

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<v Speaker 3>oh in like an e boy and like yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing is too Like That's why I'm always like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't I really don't like gay stuff, but

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<v Speaker 1>like but I can respect it, like just don't do

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<v Speaker 1>it in my face.

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<v Speaker 2>But then when I said someone attacking someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you with that, like with that illness, I'm like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>that's like fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's not something illness. You don't choose to be

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<v Speaker 2>normal or gay. You just like end up that way normal.

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<v Speaker 3>I think everything you just said is really wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. If I'm wrong, I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Be to be right. Okay, so I really want to

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<v Speaker 3>clear the air first, though. I don't know why I

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<v Speaker 3>look like this day? How do I turn on the filters?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I want to make.

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<v Speaker 2>Yourself look pretty? I actually don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You seem like you would be an expert on putting

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<v Speaker 1>on filters on your ugly face.

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<v Speaker 3>You seem like you would be able to put filters

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<v Speaker 3>on your ugly face. Is it in apps? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Kay?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know how to?

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<v Speaker 6>I think you go into settingsence, I just don't know

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<v Speaker 6>how to do that kind of where settings go to zoom?

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<v Speaker 6>Are you on Windows?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm sweating. I'm sweating really crazy right now.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh I don't know where it's at on Windows, but

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<v Speaker 6>just it should be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Three in your preferences.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and then go to I.

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<v Speaker 1>Look like I'm in one of the Kaylie gender's photo

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<v Speaker 1>boosts at their birthday parties.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, yeah, you actually really do.

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<v Speaker 2>If you put me in black and white, it's get you.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you.

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<v Speaker 2>Put Kenny's twenty sixth birthday.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like, oh, it's touch up my appearance?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it in the settings? How do I get to

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<v Speaker 3>the settings on here?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, I never used a computer before. You

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<v Speaker 2>must be really fucking borrowing.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you right click or do you click? You exit full?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe creep?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care. I don't care, but thank you, Kay,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't But I'm just gonna I'm just gonna live

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<v Speaker 3>my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just like like being fucking ugly. I just have

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<v Speaker 1>never had a filter on before.

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<v Speaker 6>Wait, am I still in the call?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, k yes you are, because we can't

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<v Speaker 2>stop hearing you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, just kidding, bro, let's go. My cameras is

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<v Speaker 3>not daging at myself. It looks like I'm looking to

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<v Speaker 3>the camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Also, y'all, Kai is not dead or retired.

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<v Speaker 6>I've been here the whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>He's been here the whole time. But he's doing as

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<v Speaker 2>a mansion to mean silent.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, you've seen that.

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<v Speaker 3>That video of you is going viral. People are using

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<v Speaker 3>it as an audio like the no Man one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I saw that and that one, and then there

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<v Speaker 1>was another one where I was like, no matter what

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<v Speaker 1>romantic relationship I'm in, like you will just never be.

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<v Speaker 3>My girls I saved that. I saved that on my

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<v Speaker 3>phone because I was like that that one is so

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<v Speaker 3>fucking cute, and the one of me and you hugging

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<v Speaker 3>is so fucking cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, guys, clinic this for a viral audio on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>If you are sad, you should just fucking kill yourself

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<v Speaker 1>because you're like, well, not fucking change because you have

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<v Speaker 1>no motivation to make it better.

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<v Speaker 2>So why do you just think it will suddenly be better?

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<v Speaker 3>And you have dirty clothes all over your bed, dirty clothes,

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<v Speaker 3>clean your dirty clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>Duster's playing in the background because you're a fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>I likes I like Guster Hello, Like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>but hey, I do actually have something I want to

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<v Speaker 3>talk about. Okay, I don't know if you've heard about this,

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<v Speaker 3>but that submarine at the bottom of the ocean. Have

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<v Speaker 3>you ever heard about that thing? It's been down there for.

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<v Speaker 2>The Titanic three weeks now, the Titanic.

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<v Speaker 3>Or yeah, the one that went down to the bottom

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<v Speaker 3>of the ocean to see the Titanic.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, someone went in a submarine to go look at

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<v Speaker 2>the Titanic. Yes, I actually did watch a video of

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<v Speaker 2>a guy who was supposed to go on it, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, we were so disconnected from the reality we were

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<v Speaker 1>meant to be like forking towards.

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<v Speaker 3>He this is after like this, I watched this video,

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<v Speaker 3>the dally one.

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<v Speaker 2>The way he kept mentioning it, like and remember every

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<v Speaker 2>one died everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I was dying laughing at that ship too, because

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<v Speaker 3>I was like and he was like, and I got

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<v Speaker 3>his signature, like it's probably the last thing he signed

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<v Speaker 3>before he died, Like he's done, like his dad, like

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<v Speaker 3>his family.

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<v Speaker 2>Is sad that footage of him on the planet.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually have like a very hot take on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Like everybody in the world is like making fun of

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<v Speaker 3>these people for going to the bottom of the ocean, girl,

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<v Speaker 3>Like they're dead and their families are sad, Like stop

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<v Speaker 3>making jokes, Like.

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<v Speaker 6>I was thinking that. Like last night I was watching

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<v Speaker 6>a video and it was like I was on TikTok

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<v Speaker 6>and every single one was people making jokes and I

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<v Speaker 6>was like, yes, they're billionaires, but this is this is

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<v Speaker 6>kind of sad. This is like crushed underwater.

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<v Speaker 3>Dystopian level of shit. Like it's like I wouldn't want

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<v Speaker 3>them to do that about my family if they died. Girl,

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<v Speaker 3>I know you about to have some ship to say

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<v Speaker 3>say it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, that's literally how our dead family

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<v Speaker 1>members feel about.

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<v Speaker 7>Us, literally when it comes to me, and I'd be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 7>you fuck my dead stinking like mom, like.

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<v Speaker 3>My brother and grandpa and your mom are like threesoming

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<v Speaker 3>and having and doing squirt squad games.

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<v Speaker 1>Like literally have respect for the dead, like really like

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<v Speaker 1>like no.

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<v Speaker 3>No room to talk, but no. I like my take

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<v Speaker 3>on it is I'm glad they died fast because everybody

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<v Speaker 3>was like daring to know our I'm glad they died fast.

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<v Speaker 2>Since you didn't finish that, just like I'm glad they taught.

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<v Speaker 3>No. Like I'm glad the billionaires died and killed over.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I like, obviously it is sad, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>the jokes it was such a good thing for comedy.

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<v Speaker 3>Am Oh, it was such good low hanging fruit.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it was the one time where like everybody was

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<v Speaker 1>joking about the same thing and I had a hard

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<v Speaker 1>time being annoyed.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Actually I have a really funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing because I was texting about it and I was like, oh, like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so annoying that everybody's talking about this fucking stupid thing,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's It reminds me of on Twitter when everybody

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<v Speaker 1>would rush to make the best viral tweet.

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<v Speaker 3>It was harambe two point zero, Like it was the

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<v Speaker 3>biggest like media news event for that entire week I

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<v Speaker 3>think I've ever experienced in my life, like literally a

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<v Speaker 3>list celebrity status like news event. Like everyone in the

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<v Speaker 3>fucking world was talking about it. And like, don't get

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<v Speaker 3>me wrong, like I did indulge in the content and

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<v Speaker 3>I was eating that shit up. But like the more

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<v Speaker 3>I sat with it, the more I was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 3>they're like dead, like this is kind of sad, but

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<v Speaker 3>I was eating that shit up and I was like

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<v Speaker 3>close to making my own fucking videos and shit. But like,

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<v Speaker 3>glad I did it, my tic changed.

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<v Speaker 2>You're serving like like when men do shrooms and they're like, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I have empathy.

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<v Speaker 3>I told my dad. I told my dad the other day.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, Dad, like you really need to do

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<v Speaker 3>mushrooms so you can get empathy, because like that's the

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<v Speaker 3>only way men gain into empathy. But and he didn't

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<v Speaker 3>think it was funny at all. He was like he

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<v Speaker 3>was like, dude, why would I do drugs. I would

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<v Speaker 3>never do fucking drugs. It's like, do you know who

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<v Speaker 3>I am? Do you know who your son is? I

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<v Speaker 3>am the drug Lord?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey r D the Drew Lord.

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<v Speaker 3>I am Lord.

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<v Speaker 1>My fucked up joke about the submarine was I was like, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>I really. I was texting a friend and I had

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<v Speaker 1>sent an audio message where I was like, damn, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't joke about this, But who would I fuck in there?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I would have to fuck one last time?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I know who I was?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I know too. You know you know there

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<v Speaker 2>is one person on there that I.

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<v Speaker 1>Said smash to and then that made me feel fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, who who's on the submarine? And I

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<v Speaker 1>literally went through it was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Smash past, pass past.

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<v Speaker 1>There was one other smash in there and I won't

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<v Speaker 1>give his picture or say who it is, but I

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<v Speaker 1>just know he's an eater and that's why. Like that

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<v Speaker 1>was my thing is like I know he would like

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<v Speaker 1>stuck on my clip, like there's oxygen.

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<v Speaker 3>Oxygre nozzle. Oh wow, I know, this is crazy, this

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<v Speaker 3>is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I just know.

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<v Speaker 1>Like also, I know they're hungry, so like he would

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<v Speaker 1>eat it up. They didn't bring enough to be down

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<v Speaker 1>there all that time.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's the dbn J sandwich and the two cookies

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<v Speaker 3>like no, okay, but no, genuinely, that is my take

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<v Speaker 3>on it, Like everybody's been dying to know what Drew Phillips'

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<v Speaker 3>take on this summary. Yeah, the multiple.

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<v Speaker 2>Viral tweets and tiktoks being like us.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm glad they died, period because they're billionaires and

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<v Speaker 3>we okay, but the one problem I have with it, genuinely,

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<v Speaker 3>the one problem I have with it is I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>get to eat the remains because it's giving eat the

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<v Speaker 3>rich baby like where like wait, guy who thinks eat

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<v Speaker 3>the rich means really physically eating them?

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<v Speaker 2>Like you know?

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<v Speaker 6>True?

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<v Speaker 2>Stop you explain that joke. A.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I'm gonna do it that.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a big bit planned and the big bit

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<v Speaker 3>wait hold on, let me come back, I have a

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<v Speaker 3>big bit.

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<v Speaker 2>You politically freaking out. Well, I actually have a question. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>here's why I said.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not answering it, so don't even ask it.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine, I guess I won't answer about that.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll answer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we need to see me in four k. Sorry, sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>because I don't look like this, y'all. I really don't

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<v Speaker 3>like I swear I'm sexy, like I'm sexy like I

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<v Speaker 3>was in the last episode, Like I don't look like this. Please,

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<v Speaker 3>how do I? How do I? I need to turn

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<v Speaker 3>it on? Hold on, okay, keep going, ask questions.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you trust me to be your lawyer?

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<v Speaker 1>I'd fight for any reason unless the one thing I

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<v Speaker 1>will not fight for is if it is my homeboy

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<v Speaker 1>who cheated on his significant other, I will not be

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<v Speaker 1>fighting for you. But if you are my homegirl who

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<v Speaker 1>cheated on your significant other, I will still be fighting.

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<v Speaker 3>For I go to the death for my homegirls, like

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<v Speaker 3>girls deserve to cheat. What I trust you as my lawyer? Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>but like.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I feel like. I'd be like without like anything.

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<v Speaker 3>You lie for me, like you you know the truth

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<v Speaker 3>and you'd still lie for me? And you what is

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<v Speaker 3>it perjury?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>What is it like? Is that what it is? Like

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<v Speaker 3>you'd purge the whole fucking Bible or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the fuck that means.

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<v Speaker 3>I think perjury is like lying in court, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, bitch, I lie anywhere. I would literally lie.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my That's what I think too. That's I forgot

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<v Speaker 3>what it was, but there was something I was talking

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<v Speaker 3>about recently where I was just like, I don't fucking know.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just talking about lying and how like really

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<v Speaker 3>like do I actually care? Like but about small things.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to be very clear, like all the bits

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<v Speaker 3>on here. Look how fucking monstrous this is. I gotta

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<v Speaker 3>stop look at How do I turn off my cameras?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't see myself because I like am looking at

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<v Speaker 3>myself too much. This is always a fucking problem on

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<v Speaker 3>these Zoom episodes. Like I look like literally ultra uber

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<v Speaker 3>cracker right now. Like I'm clear, my skin is clear.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why are you pale when you're like in Texas

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<v Speaker 2>right now?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's this light, maybe because Stephen put on

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<v Speaker 3>this giant fucking light. It's like huge, hold on, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna take a picture of it. It's form is out

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<v Speaker 3>my hand up to it. But I mean, look how

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<v Speaker 3>fucking big this light is. It's like ginormous, Like it's insane.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, I will insert a photo of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I want to, because.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not supposed to talk about that on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, give her to me, Give her to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, dude, I'm not doing this. I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not doay, fine, Like, what do you want from me?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I actually haven't seen her in so long.

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<v Speaker 2>She's gone huge.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it's been what three years? This is a

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<v Speaker 3>three year old, right yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I don't even remember what it was

0:21:15.840 --> 0:21:17.760
<v Speaker 1>like to give birth to that thing. But keep it there,

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<v Speaker 1>leave it there. I don't want it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm so like, not, don't you really don't, because

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<v Speaker 3>I think she's like literally the most perfect maybe every no.

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<v Speaker 1>And I told you before we had another fucking kid,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to have another fucking kid, and you

0:21:27.920 --> 0:21:29.800
<v Speaker 1>forced me to have another kid, and I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be around it.

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<v Speaker 3>She's so confused right now, she's like, wait, where are

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<v Speaker 3>these people?

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<v Speaker 2>She literally is so cute. I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>See seeing her on camera almost makes me want to

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<v Speaker 1>like be a mother and take care of her again.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I really think about it, and I'm like, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't go, wow, I couldn't lie, I couldn't fuck,

0:22:02.320 --> 0:22:05.040
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't smoke, Like those are all like crucial things

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<v Speaker 1>to my lifestyle, and I just don't want to fucking

0:22:06.720 --> 0:22:07.639
<v Speaker 1>kid around to stop me.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I agree, And that's why I'm gonna pass her

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<v Speaker 3>back to Madeline and Steven and they can keep the

0:22:13.280 --> 0:22:16.320
<v Speaker 3>lie up. Okay, we put we put fifty grand into

0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:16.919
<v Speaker 3>your bank account.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. Is that not enough?

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<v Speaker 3>Like do you want a lie or do you want

0:22:20.720 --> 0:22:27.240
<v Speaker 3>fifty grand? Like I'm so confused. Okay, okay, bye bye bye?

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<v Speaker 3>How do you how do you think they own this house?

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<v Speaker 3>Think about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I'm sorry like.

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<v Speaker 3>Little oh, he just said, I know, Little a little.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast that takes care of our fucking kid and it's Little. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is, once they told me that my kid

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<v Speaker 2>can't smoke for another three years, I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not having this around me.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, like the fact that babies can't smoke joints is

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<v Speaker 3>how like embarrassing?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I know, like pack it fucking lungs, pack your lungs,

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<v Speaker 1>get your lungs ready.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I've been saying, is like literally grow up challenge.

0:23:02.359 --> 0:23:03.920
<v Speaker 3>Like that's the one thing, Like I'll hang out with

0:23:04.040 --> 0:23:07.560
<v Speaker 3>her when she's three years or four years old, whatever age, because.

0:23:07.320 --> 0:23:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Then she can hold her own cigarette.

0:23:09.000 --> 0:23:11.080
<v Speaker 1>That's the only part too, is you can hold the

0:23:11.119 --> 0:23:14.119
<v Speaker 1>cigarette to the baby, but like you have to like

0:23:14.240 --> 0:23:16.359
<v Speaker 1>sit there and like be like kind of pat their

0:23:16.400 --> 0:23:18.120
<v Speaker 1>baths so they start breathing.

0:23:17.800 --> 0:23:22.040
<v Speaker 3>In and like also the fact that she is a

0:23:22.119 --> 0:23:25.640
<v Speaker 3>perhaps blue ribbon baby and not a Corona baby. I've

0:23:25.760 --> 0:23:28.800
<v Speaker 3>like had enough, Like how are you going to ribbon

0:23:28.840 --> 0:23:30.960
<v Speaker 3>around me and not drink her? I don't know.

0:23:31.119 --> 0:23:34.040
<v Speaker 6>It's it's just like you're giving your baby alcohol.

0:23:34.440 --> 0:23:36.600
<v Speaker 3>She's begging for it, I know, and you're.

0:23:36.480 --> 0:23:39.120
<v Speaker 2>Saying it like it's a problem. Like I'm sorry, mister, Like, oh,

0:23:39.320 --> 0:23:41.000
<v Speaker 2>like what are you gonna do? Call the fucking police,

0:23:41.080 --> 0:23:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Like we're gonna be our parents.

0:23:42.800 --> 0:23:45.280
<v Speaker 6>That is a problem. Everyone knows you're not supposed to

0:23:45.359 --> 0:23:46.639
<v Speaker 6>give babies, okay.

0:23:46.440 --> 0:23:49.600
<v Speaker 3>But she's crying all the time, and she's like gesturing

0:23:49.720 --> 0:23:52.520
<v Speaker 3>like she needs to drink something like yeah, that's exactly

0:23:52.560 --> 0:23:53.000
<v Speaker 3>what mean.

0:23:53.480 --> 0:23:56.080
<v Speaker 1>Or like doing when we start like withdrawing from the alcohol,

0:23:56.280 --> 0:23:58.680
<v Speaker 1>like we're like giving me, give me, give me. And

0:23:58.800 --> 0:24:02.040
<v Speaker 1>so when we saw her, oh she needs a bottle,

0:24:02.200 --> 0:24:04.800
<v Speaker 1>and that's why we need her to drink Corona and

0:24:04.960 --> 0:24:07.680
<v Speaker 1>not pop spou ribbon is because like that can.

0:24:07.640 --> 0:24:10.520
<v Speaker 2>Is just not for babies. A bottle is for a baby.

0:24:11.400 --> 0:24:15.280
<v Speaker 6>No, that's not That's not what I'm in the wrong.

0:24:15.640 --> 0:24:18.800
<v Speaker 1>He just put a balloon at the top of the

0:24:18.960 --> 0:24:21.840
<v Speaker 1>corona bottle, like we roll it down almost kind of

0:24:21.880 --> 0:24:24.000
<v Speaker 1>like a condom, but it's like the balloon and then

0:24:24.000 --> 0:24:25.840
<v Speaker 1>we buy a tiny little tip into it and then

0:24:25.840 --> 0:24:26.680
<v Speaker 1>she can suck.

0:24:26.560 --> 0:24:29.680
<v Speaker 2>On the beer bottle like it's like it's a nipple. Yeah, yeah,

0:24:29.760 --> 0:24:30.359
<v Speaker 2>like it's a boob.

0:24:30.680 --> 0:24:32.520
<v Speaker 6>First of all, I never would you rather know. I

0:24:32.560 --> 0:24:34.959
<v Speaker 6>didn't even know you guys had this baby, Unkie Kai

0:24:35.119 --> 0:24:37.639
<v Speaker 6>didn't know, so I've never even met the baby.

0:24:38.240 --> 0:24:41.520
<v Speaker 2>You're not you're not her uncle, bib so you were

0:24:41.720 --> 0:24:44.560
<v Speaker 2>fucking not her uncle, bitch. We're not even our parents.

0:24:44.640 --> 0:24:45.800
<v Speaker 2>You're not the uncle.

0:24:48.000 --> 0:24:50.400
<v Speaker 3>Guys. That was all jokes. I love my Luna girl

0:24:50.520 --> 0:24:53.639
<v Speaker 3>so much. I you know what's crazy is like I

0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:57.160
<v Speaker 3>look at that baby and I really think she's mine

0:24:57.240 --> 0:24:59.760
<v Speaker 3>at some points where I'm just like I would die

0:25:00.080 --> 0:25:02.280
<v Speaker 3>for her, and like I've never really felt that about

0:25:02.280 --> 0:25:05.200
<v Speaker 3>another baby in my entire life. But for some reason,

0:25:05.400 --> 0:25:09.560
<v Speaker 3>like the oxytocin kims like work very heavily when I'm

0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:13.240
<v Speaker 3>looking at her, like uh, Bayla, like yeah, like the boys, yeah,

0:25:13.240 --> 0:25:16.480
<v Speaker 3>I would take bullets for them, but like specifically Luna,

0:25:16.520 --> 0:25:18.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what it is. I think it's because

0:25:18.280 --> 0:25:21.280
<v Speaker 3>like maybe full blood or like Maddeline is my twins,

0:25:21.359 --> 0:25:24.280
<v Speaker 3>so something something is seriously different, and like I would

0:25:24.359 --> 0:25:29.200
<v Speaker 3>protect that baby like with with my life, like genuinely,

0:25:29.280 --> 0:25:31.160
<v Speaker 3>like not even in a joking way, Like I fucking

0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:33.760
<v Speaker 3>love her so much, and like watching her grow has

0:25:33.800 --> 0:25:35.919
<v Speaker 3>been so big for me, and I'm literally I love her.

0:25:36.000 --> 0:25:36.800
<v Speaker 3>I love it so much.

0:25:37.640 --> 0:25:40.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't have any baby in my life, so hello.

0:25:40.680 --> 0:25:41.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm right here. I'm baby.

0:25:46.040 --> 0:25:48.480
<v Speaker 2>No babies literally freak me out, and like, yeah, but

0:25:48.600 --> 0:25:49.159
<v Speaker 2>Luna is so.

0:25:49.359 --> 0:25:52.520
<v Speaker 1>Cute and that's the closest to a baby from someone

0:25:52.600 --> 0:25:56.720
<v Speaker 1>my age that I know, and I still think that

0:25:58.000 --> 0:26:00.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm still like in between my I'm

0:26:00.160 --> 0:26:02.880
<v Speaker 1>like I want kids, but maybe like I shouldn't.

0:26:03.080 --> 0:26:03.680
<v Speaker 2>Ever do that.

0:26:04.400 --> 0:26:09.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Also, Madeline and Steven like are literally such good

0:26:09.240 --> 0:26:12.480
<v Speaker 3>fucking parents that they make it almost look easy, and

0:26:12.600 --> 0:26:13.920
<v Speaker 3>I know the trick.

0:26:14.280 --> 0:26:14.960
<v Speaker 2>That's the trick.

0:26:15.040 --> 0:26:17.200
<v Speaker 1>I feel like Luna is such a trick baby, and

0:26:17.280 --> 0:26:20.159
<v Speaker 1>then Madeline's and Stephen even as a couple, are a

0:26:20.280 --> 0:26:25.399
<v Speaker 1>trick couple, Like they are genuinely too good. I'm like, obviously,

0:26:26.680 --> 0:26:29.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm like something, there has to be something here and.

0:26:29.880 --> 0:26:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Actually know what it is. It's Madeleine lets me hit

0:26:32.640 --> 0:26:33.520
<v Speaker 2>from time to time, So.

0:26:33.520 --> 0:26:38.119
<v Speaker 3>It's okay, that's my sister. Bro, you can't be banging

0:26:38.200 --> 0:26:38.760
<v Speaker 3>my sister.

0:26:39.119 --> 0:26:40.760
<v Speaker 2>And y'all are twins, and let me tell you, the

0:26:40.840 --> 0:26:41.840
<v Speaker 2>sex is the same.

0:26:42.840 --> 0:26:45.080
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay, So all of a sudden, you get to

0:26:45.160 --> 0:26:47.480
<v Speaker 3>bang my sister. But when I bang Kai's sister and

0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:49.320
<v Speaker 3>don't tell him and I tell you, you get onto

0:26:49.359 --> 0:26:50.640
<v Speaker 3>me that it's a big problem.

0:26:51.080 --> 0:26:52.680
<v Speaker 1>Well, because that is a problem and you need to

0:26:52.720 --> 0:26:54.200
<v Speaker 1>tell him, and I guess that you've told him, but

0:26:54.240 --> 0:26:56.359
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't seem that bothered. Well, you know what's funny

0:26:56.440 --> 0:26:58.720
<v Speaker 1>is me and Madeline have been like this, like we've

0:26:58.840 --> 0:27:00.679
<v Speaker 1>just been like it inseparable.

0:27:00.760 --> 0:27:03.760
<v Speaker 2>We've just been like this recently, like we're just like

0:27:03.920 --> 0:27:04.760
<v Speaker 2>so close.

0:27:05.600 --> 0:27:06.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, y'all are just like.

0:27:09.160 --> 0:27:11.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh my god, We're like we're like like.

0:27:11.800 --> 0:27:15.639
<v Speaker 3>That is actually so fucking we're so close. That was

0:27:15.760 --> 0:27:19.240
<v Speaker 3>like a banger. That was almost that was as good,

0:27:19.400 --> 0:27:22.440
<v Speaker 3>if not better than Big Parma. I still think that

0:27:23.000 --> 0:27:25.879
<v Speaker 3>the best joke ever made on your period, and not

0:27:26.119 --> 0:27:30.520
<v Speaker 3>enough attention has been like drawn to that bit, but

0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:38.520
<v Speaker 3>Big Parma, hold on, Yes, I have a bit, Queen.

0:27:39.600 --> 0:27:41.800
<v Speaker 2>Something is deeply fucking wrong with you.

0:27:44.080 --> 0:27:45.920
<v Speaker 1>I think my best joke was a joke I made

0:27:46.000 --> 0:27:47.880
<v Speaker 1>on the Patriot episode when I said that the first

0:27:48.000 --> 0:27:51.080
<v Speaker 1>cave man who wrote dick, they were probably like all tweaking.

0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:53.720
<v Speaker 1>They were like, damn, you can sell it to like

0:27:54.720 --> 0:27:57.280
<v Speaker 1>like once, like the first few k men who started

0:27:57.320 --> 0:27:58.760
<v Speaker 1>doing like different positions.

0:27:58.400 --> 0:28:01.480
<v Speaker 2>They were like damn, literally innovating like.

0:28:01.640 --> 0:28:06.280
<v Speaker 3>Crazy, Like I saw something recently that was like the

0:28:06.440 --> 0:28:09.680
<v Speaker 3>first like human to have twins must have been like

0:28:09.960 --> 0:28:13.680
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck is going on? Like literally what is

0:28:13.760 --> 0:28:15.960
<v Speaker 3>going on? And it's the same thing like with blow.

0:28:15.880 --> 0:28:18.720
<v Speaker 1>Jobs, like no, yeah, the first one to give head

0:28:18.840 --> 0:28:23.040
<v Speaker 1>was probably like now hold on, whoa or the first

0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:26.040
<v Speaker 1>one to get ahead, yes, give head was like literally

0:28:26.160 --> 0:28:29.000
<v Speaker 1>brave because nobody else had done it before, and they

0:28:29.119 --> 0:28:30.760
<v Speaker 1>had to have just been like listen, I know it's

0:28:30.840 --> 0:28:32.119
<v Speaker 1>kind of gross because you piss out of.

0:28:32.080 --> 0:28:35.520
<v Speaker 2>There, but let me put my mouth on Trust. Trust.

0:28:36.119 --> 0:28:38.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, trust the process, Trust the process.

0:28:39.080 --> 0:28:42.000
<v Speaker 3>Swear. This is gonna change literally, no, this isn't even

0:28:42.040 --> 0:28:44.160
<v Speaker 3>going to change our lives. This is going to change

0:28:44.240 --> 0:28:47.080
<v Speaker 3>the lives of the human race. And that actually quite

0:28:47.160 --> 0:28:52.000
<v Speaker 3>literally might be the moment that humans transcended consciousness. From

0:28:52.080 --> 0:28:55.840
<v Speaker 3>caveman to like human hominid or whatever the fuck.

0:28:55.760 --> 0:28:58.280
<v Speaker 1>We are, like literally because because that was like the

0:28:58.400 --> 0:29:02.080
<v Speaker 1>moment we genuinely started to seeking simple like pleasures and

0:29:02.240 --> 0:29:04.960
<v Speaker 1>like human connections, and it was started giving head.

0:29:05.320 --> 0:29:07.200
<v Speaker 3>And what's crazy is a lot of people like to

0:29:07.240 --> 0:29:09.200
<v Speaker 3>be like, oh, it was the mushrooms, like it was

0:29:09.280 --> 0:29:12.240
<v Speaker 3>the Neanderthals taking mushrooms, like no, bitch, it was the

0:29:12.320 --> 0:29:16.120
<v Speaker 3>first orgasm from a blow job, and then they spread

0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:18.040
<v Speaker 3>it like wildfire. They were like, look, you gotta try

0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:22.400
<v Speaker 3>this ship and it was pre fucking STDs, which like damn.

0:29:24.320 --> 0:29:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they got to all just get ran through. But

0:29:25.920 --> 0:29:27.800
<v Speaker 1>they were having babies like left and right because they

0:29:27.800 --> 0:29:28.600
<v Speaker 1>probably just didn't know.

0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:30.520
<v Speaker 2>Damn. Do you know how pissed I'd.

0:29:30.360 --> 0:29:34.040
<v Speaker 3>Be like every time you had sex, like to get.

0:29:33.960 --> 0:29:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Fucking pregnant from having sex.

0:29:35.720 --> 0:29:38.720
<v Speaker 1>I would be like, bitch, I didn't know that was

0:29:38.760 --> 0:29:42.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna happen. And for the girl, I bet it wasn't

0:29:42.040 --> 0:29:44.080
<v Speaker 1>even hitting like that. It was just like okay, like

0:29:44.280 --> 0:29:47.280
<v Speaker 1>keep it put like no, for real, it's like thro vibrator,

0:29:47.680 --> 0:29:51.160
<v Speaker 1>no fun like no foreplay four play wasn't invented yet, Like.

0:29:51.880 --> 0:29:54.560
<v Speaker 3>It was dead ass thirteen seconds and he was like

0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:59.360
<v Speaker 3>you've seen that like video of the uh turtle like

0:29:59.520 --> 0:30:04.520
<v Speaker 3>having se and MOONI that's literally what it was like.

0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:06.840
<v Speaker 3>But in thirteen seconds, Okay, how.

0:30:06.800 --> 0:30:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Did they come to the conclusion that vibrators were lit?

0:30:09.440 --> 0:30:11.760
<v Speaker 1>Like somebody had to have sat on something they were

0:30:11.920 --> 0:30:12.840
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be sitting on.

0:30:13.320 --> 0:30:16.720
<v Speaker 3>You see an Xbox controller, you've seen the first one.

0:30:17.080 --> 0:30:20.040
<v Speaker 3>You've seen the first like vibrator ever made. It looks

0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:22.600
<v Speaker 3>like a torture device. I'm pretty sure. I'm not joking,

0:30:22.760 --> 0:30:25.640
<v Speaker 3>Like this isn't fact, this is all theory, but like

0:30:25.800 --> 0:30:28.840
<v Speaker 3>I believe that like maybe they were inventing it as

0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:31.520
<v Speaker 3>like a torture device and like they started torturing. No,

0:30:33.720 --> 0:30:35.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm not a witch, I'm not away.

0:30:35.560 --> 0:30:39.280
<v Speaker 2>I am don't tie me down torture.

0:30:43.800 --> 0:30:47.640
<v Speaker 3>You guys, how did we kick this guy? You can't

0:30:47.720 --> 0:30:53.680
<v Speaker 3>kick me, I'm telling you, bro, Like they're fucking crazy.

0:30:55.680 --> 0:30:58.440
<v Speaker 3>Vibrate Like I think it's a little like a little

0:30:58.520 --> 0:31:05.040
<v Speaker 3>like like a jackhad bear a gun. But y'all ever

0:31:05.120 --> 0:31:06.160
<v Speaker 3>heard of a bit?

0:31:06.440 --> 0:31:08.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was a medievil torture device.

0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:09.920
<v Speaker 6>Girl, did you wind it up?

0:31:13.960 --> 0:31:15.280
<v Speaker 3>We need to get you one of those Like that

0:31:15.320 --> 0:31:17.520
<v Speaker 3>would be actually hilarious. I bet you could find one

0:31:17.560 --> 0:31:21.320
<v Speaker 3>on eBay. Look at all the detachments, like, that's crazy.

0:31:21.600 --> 0:31:24.120
<v Speaker 2>That's what you put your espresso in before you like

0:31:24.160 --> 0:31:24.920
<v Speaker 2>look it up to your.

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:30.760
<v Speaker 3>Machine, pull then in the different like attachments make the

0:31:30.840 --> 0:31:34.000
<v Speaker 3>cop Okay, we need to get you one of those though,

0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 3>off eBay. I'm sure you can find one.

0:31:37.600 --> 0:31:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know how Marcus what's his name opened an

0:31:41.080 --> 0:31:42.120
<v Speaker 1>unsealed iPhone?

0:31:43.600 --> 0:31:46.360
<v Speaker 2>Open an unsealed torture device.

0:31:46.720 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 3>Did they have packaging back then? That's such a trivial question.

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't I don't know where that came from. Polar

0:31:59.240 --> 0:32:00.320
<v Speaker 3>cub electric Damn.

0:32:00.360 --> 0:32:02.960
<v Speaker 1>Imagine being the face of one of the first vibrators,

0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:04.400
<v Speaker 1>like sign.

0:32:04.240 --> 0:32:08.600
<v Speaker 3>Me up, she says, that's historic. Really, y'all ever heard

0:32:08.600 --> 0:32:13.040
<v Speaker 3>of bee keeping age? I don't know what that is. Yeah,

0:32:13.680 --> 0:32:15.600
<v Speaker 3>we're all attracted to be or me, and then you

0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:18.440
<v Speaker 3>are attracted to be keeping age. It's like you're old

0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 3>enough to like start keeping bees, like you're your pasture,

0:32:22.760 --> 0:32:25.760
<v Speaker 3>like you're in your real prime, Like your thirties are

0:32:25.800 --> 0:32:28.640
<v Speaker 3>your prime, but like your forties are like your.

0:32:28.560 --> 0:32:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Thirties are your life fun still being like silly, and

0:32:36.640 --> 0:32:39.760
<v Speaker 1>your forties fifties are like, damn, you really hit.

0:32:40.520 --> 0:32:43.200
<v Speaker 2>You were having sex like tomorrow's your last day.

0:32:43.440 --> 0:32:46.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like if you know what you're doing, like you were.

0:32:46.800 --> 0:32:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Going to hit like it is your last meal, because.

0:32:50.880 --> 0:32:53.120
<v Speaker 3>It very well could be you could have a heart attack,

0:32:54.000 --> 0:32:57.320
<v Speaker 3>like for real, Way, what did you just say? You

0:32:57.440 --> 0:33:00.760
<v Speaker 3>said before that there was something that sparked thought, I.

0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:02.520
<v Speaker 2>Said, because your thirties.

0:33:02.160 --> 0:33:07.000
<v Speaker 3>Are Oh yeah, men, do you think the men now,

0:33:07.240 --> 0:33:11.960
<v Speaker 3>like me specifically and like everybody taking selfies now, do

0:33:12.040 --> 0:33:14.040
<v Speaker 3>you think they're going to be taking selfies in their

0:33:14.160 --> 0:33:16.200
<v Speaker 3>thirties and forties? Like, and I really do think that

0:33:16.480 --> 0:33:17.360
<v Speaker 3>you shouldn't.

0:33:17.000 --> 0:33:19.240
<v Speaker 2>Even be taking selfies in the first place.

0:33:19.440 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 3>Well I'm allowed to get that, Oh.

0:33:21.720 --> 0:33:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you're special and it is.

0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:29.920
<v Speaker 1>I think so, because my dad be taking hello selfies,

0:33:30.120 --> 0:33:32.160
<v Speaker 1>but he takes them like he'll if he's with somebody,

0:33:32.200 --> 0:33:34.520
<v Speaker 1>he'll take a picture with, Like yeah, he loves taking

0:33:34.600 --> 0:33:37.400
<v Speaker 1>like a picture with whoever he's with. But my dad

0:33:37.520 --> 0:33:40.520
<v Speaker 1>isn't really sitting around like like taking a selfie because

0:33:40.560 --> 0:33:42.200
<v Speaker 1>he's like a man and he knows how to build

0:33:42.200 --> 0:33:43.120
<v Speaker 1>a house if he needed to do.

0:33:43.480 --> 0:33:46.480
<v Speaker 3>Your dad texted me that he was freaking out over

0:33:46.880 --> 0:33:54.560
<v Speaker 3>a doppelganger y'all saw and it's it is the craziest

0:33:54.680 --> 0:33:55.920
<v Speaker 3>doppelganger I have ever.

0:33:56.600 --> 0:33:57.440
<v Speaker 2>I know, it was crazy.

0:33:57.480 --> 0:33:59.760
<v Speaker 1>The second we entered the restaurant, he was like, look

0:33:59.800 --> 0:34:02.120
<v Speaker 1>at you, and I was like, what, but my dad,

0:34:02.240 --> 0:34:04.200
<v Speaker 1>I've realized I get so much of my humor from

0:34:04.240 --> 0:34:07.440
<v Speaker 1>my dad. My dad and me are literally these muppets.

0:34:07.520 --> 0:34:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Wait when we're hanging out because I've been hanging out

0:34:09.640 --> 0:34:10.920
<v Speaker 1>with my dad just in the city.

0:34:13.520 --> 0:34:16.920
<v Speaker 3>Wait, hold on, why is it not focusing? How do

0:34:17.040 --> 0:34:17.640
<v Speaker 3>I make it focus?

0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:20.280
<v Speaker 1>You got to push it forward because it's like focusing

0:34:20.360 --> 0:34:26.600
<v Speaker 1>on you. No, you have to put your phone forward. Yeah,

0:34:27.680 --> 0:34:28.799
<v Speaker 1>oh no, you cover your face.

0:34:29.920 --> 0:34:32.600
<v Speaker 6>Just put the phone for your face like this and

0:34:32.760 --> 0:34:33.520
<v Speaker 6>your phone.

0:34:34.920 --> 0:34:35.280
<v Speaker 3>Jesus.

0:34:37.960 --> 0:34:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh.

0:34:41.640 --> 0:34:46.279
<v Speaker 1>It's literally insane that in ten years it was like

0:34:46.520 --> 0:34:47.600
<v Speaker 1>kind of freaking me out.

0:34:48.280 --> 0:34:50.320
<v Speaker 3>Me and ten years challenge, like look at that. You

0:34:50.360 --> 0:34:53.160
<v Speaker 3>didn't you can't even tell a difference. Really, I mean

0:34:53.239 --> 0:34:55.120
<v Speaker 3>he's like a lot more mid than me, Like he's

0:34:55.160 --> 0:34:55.479
<v Speaker 3>not as.

0:34:55.640 --> 0:34:57.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I will say you are sexier, which is

0:34:57.760 --> 0:34:59.399
<v Speaker 1>like kind of fucked up because that's just a random

0:34:59.440 --> 0:35:01.120
<v Speaker 1>man who is the restaurant with me and my dad

0:35:01.200 --> 0:35:04.640
<v Speaker 1>and now we're talking about him on a a podcast.

0:35:04.280 --> 0:35:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Where a bunch of people will watch. But he man

0:35:07.120 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 2>just not as good looking as you.

0:35:08.719 --> 0:35:12.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly exactly. I mean, if anybody looks even relatively

0:35:12.920 --> 0:35:15.839
<v Speaker 3>like me, it's game over for the rest of the men,

0:35:16.000 --> 0:35:19.759
<v Speaker 3>because like, it's hard to compete with this bone structure.

0:35:20.000 --> 0:35:22.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's hard to compete with one very mid white

0:35:22.960 --> 0:35:26.239
<v Speaker 1>guy with another like kind of mid white guy. Yeah,

0:35:26.680 --> 0:35:29.680
<v Speaker 1>this is literally who my dad and me are, by

0:35:29.680 --> 0:35:30.600
<v Speaker 1>the way, Like when we're.

0:35:30.480 --> 0:35:33.120
<v Speaker 3>Out in public, this is us, Like that's awesome.

0:35:33.239 --> 0:35:37.719
<v Speaker 2>All we did the past three days that was go

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:39.960
<v Speaker 2>out and talk shit about the people.

0:35:39.840 --> 0:35:44.439
<v Speaker 3>We saw, like I wish a joke like most like literally, no, that's.

0:35:44.400 --> 0:35:45.440
<v Speaker 2>Literally where I get it from.

0:35:45.480 --> 0:35:47.520
<v Speaker 1>It's like my dad being she most as fuck, literally

0:35:47.600 --> 0:35:50.800
<v Speaker 1>just pointing out people, laughing and like joking around. And

0:35:51.000 --> 0:35:54.680
<v Speaker 1>also he's so funny because people obviously don't smoke cigars

0:35:54.760 --> 0:35:57.239
<v Speaker 1>like that anywhere but Miami, and even in Miami people

0:35:57.280 --> 0:35:59.920
<v Speaker 1>don't like smoke. I just smoking cigars isn't really a

0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:05.560
<v Speaker 1>thing anymore. But my dad will be walking down like Manhattan,

0:36:05.760 --> 0:36:07.400
<v Speaker 1>like walking around Manhattan.

0:36:07.000 --> 0:36:09.760
<v Speaker 2>And puffing a fucking cigar and it's so funny.

0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:11.560
<v Speaker 1>And I asked him I was like, I was like,

0:36:11.680 --> 0:36:14.439
<v Speaker 1>do you like pay attention? Like do you like see

0:36:14.480 --> 0:36:16.520
<v Speaker 1>if anybody's looking at you for And He's like, no.

0:36:18.280 --> 0:36:18.800
<v Speaker 2>Would I do that.

0:36:19.280 --> 0:36:22.319
<v Speaker 3>Muppets are having their renaissance right now. One and two.

0:36:22.600 --> 0:36:27.040
<v Speaker 3>I love being the age where like there's like a

0:36:27.160 --> 0:36:29.200
<v Speaker 3>threshold that you cross and I don't know exactly what

0:36:29.320 --> 0:36:32.080
<v Speaker 3>ages it is, but like it starts slowly after you

0:36:32.200 --> 0:36:34.439
<v Speaker 3>turn eighteen, and like by the time you're twenty five,

0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:37.759
<v Speaker 3>you were considered like an adult in all of your

0:36:37.760 --> 0:36:40.000
<v Speaker 3>family's eyes, even if you're the baby of the family.

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:43.680
<v Speaker 3>And now all me and my family do is talk

0:36:43.840 --> 0:36:46.800
<v Speaker 3>shit about each other and like talk shit about like

0:36:47.400 --> 0:36:50.640
<v Speaker 3>other people, and like I'm finally included in all of

0:36:50.719 --> 0:36:53.360
<v Speaker 3>the conversations and being told all the things that like

0:36:53.480 --> 0:36:55.840
<v Speaker 3>I wasn't allowed to know growing up, and it is

0:36:56.360 --> 0:36:59.719
<v Speaker 3>such a fucking amazing thing, like just being a part

0:36:59.840 --> 0:37:02.120
<v Speaker 3>of of like the family dramas and shit.

0:37:02.360 --> 0:37:02.840
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I know.

0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:05.960
<v Speaker 1>It's literally the best thing to happen is like the

0:37:06.080 --> 0:37:09.040
<v Speaker 1>fact that now that I'm older, I could just talk

0:37:09.080 --> 0:37:11.960
<v Speaker 1>to my family about anything, which is also like obviously

0:37:12.040 --> 0:37:16.600
<v Speaker 1>a blessing because I realized that that's like not that

0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:19.000
<v Speaker 1>common a lot of people our age aren't very close

0:37:19.040 --> 0:37:23.080
<v Speaker 1>to their family. But I literally, like will go out

0:37:23.120 --> 0:37:25.560
<v Speaker 1>to drink with my mom or my dad or like

0:37:25.640 --> 0:37:27.560
<v Speaker 1>go out to a restaurant or cafe and like walk

0:37:27.600 --> 0:37:28.239
<v Speaker 1>around with them and.

0:37:28.320 --> 0:37:30.960
<v Speaker 2>We can literally talk four hours.

0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:33.200
<v Speaker 1>And yes, we will be talking shit about my other

0:37:33.280 --> 0:37:36.400
<v Speaker 1>siblings and I will be talking shit about.

0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:39.280
<v Speaker 2>One parent to the other and key king and gossiping.

0:37:39.600 --> 0:37:41.200
<v Speaker 2>But it's so crazy to be able.

0:37:41.040 --> 0:37:46.200
<v Speaker 3>To do that, Like, yeah, it's really actually sick. Right

0:37:47.239 --> 0:37:48.520
<v Speaker 3>hold on, I'm doing something.

0:37:49.640 --> 0:37:53.960
<v Speaker 6>You guys have a ukulele, I could use super random

0:37:54.560 --> 0:37:55.759
<v Speaker 6>absolutely fucking not.

0:37:56.800 --> 0:37:58.560
<v Speaker 2>Why the fuck would you need a ukulele?

0:37:59.160 --> 0:38:00.880
<v Speaker 6>I have to make an apology video?

0:38:04.680 --> 0:38:08.919
<v Speaker 2>And you said, honestly, hot take the song was a fucking.

0:38:10.239 --> 0:38:10.279
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:38:10.480 --> 0:38:13.759
<v Speaker 3>Literally my take the song of the Summer Girl literally no,

0:38:13.920 --> 0:38:16.840
<v Speaker 3>My take is like obviously never that, like that is

0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:21.359
<v Speaker 3>the worst thing you could ever ever possibly do, like stupid, stupid, stupid, dumb,

0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:26.000
<v Speaker 3>but kind of fucking genius because all of us are

0:38:26.120 --> 0:38:30.680
<v Speaker 3>completely ignoring everything she actually did, which like I don't

0:38:30.760 --> 0:38:32.759
<v Speaker 3>really know the full scope of it. I've only seen

0:38:32.800 --> 0:38:36.800
<v Speaker 3>the apology and what she apologized for, but everyone is

0:38:36.840 --> 0:38:40.560
<v Speaker 3>ignoring that in talking about how terrible the apology was

0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:43.440
<v Speaker 3>and how terrible this song was, But they're not really

0:38:43.640 --> 0:38:48.000
<v Speaker 3>caring about like the contents of the apology, which I'm like, girl,

0:38:48.120 --> 0:38:52.399
<v Speaker 3>like something you did work somehow, because like but she's

0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:55.120
<v Speaker 3>obviously like in like a very bad mental state, because

0:38:55.160 --> 0:38:56.759
<v Speaker 3>like why on earth, why the.

0:38:56.840 --> 0:38:59.520
<v Speaker 1>Fuck did your grown ass do that? Like that shit

0:38:59.640 --> 0:39:03.160
<v Speaker 1>is it's so funny, Like damn. Also, those kind of

0:39:03.200 --> 0:39:04.360
<v Speaker 1>things freak me out because I'm like.

0:39:04.520 --> 0:39:08.560
<v Speaker 2>You don't just like record that and upload it.

0:39:08.600 --> 0:39:09.400
<v Speaker 4>You record it, you.

0:39:09.440 --> 0:39:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Sit on it, you edit it, you look at it,

0:39:11.480 --> 0:39:13.520
<v Speaker 2>you try again. Like that wasn't her first take, Like

0:39:13.640 --> 0:39:16.040
<v Speaker 2>she had to like ride it out, try it, like

0:39:16.160 --> 0:39:16.879
<v Speaker 2>do a whole thing.

0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:20.919
<v Speaker 1>And she still pushed forward to doing it. But I'm

0:39:20.960 --> 0:39:24.239
<v Speaker 1>probably gonna also join you Kai for your apology ukulele song,

0:39:24.680 --> 0:39:26.600
<v Speaker 1>because I have to apologize for begging your mama so

0:39:26.680 --> 0:39:28.759
<v Speaker 1>hard that she squirted and propelled through the ceiling and

0:39:28.800 --> 0:39:29.640
<v Speaker 1>broke all her bones.

0:39:29.920 --> 0:39:31.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was like really really scary.

0:39:32.360 --> 0:39:35.080
<v Speaker 6>Really she went through the ceiling. She was ejected from

0:39:35.120 --> 0:39:35.480
<v Speaker 6>the house.

0:39:35.719 --> 0:39:39.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know those like backpack jet things that you

0:39:39.320 --> 0:39:41.200
<v Speaker 1>could take on the water and the water shoots down

0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:43.759
<v Speaker 1>and like shoots you up. Yeah, she essentially did that

0:39:43.880 --> 0:39:46.480
<v Speaker 1>with her own squirt and burst through the ceiling and

0:39:46.560 --> 0:39:49.640
<v Speaker 1>it was I mean, the repairs are like fucking it's

0:39:49.640 --> 0:39:50.720
<v Speaker 1>gonna cost me a fortune.

0:39:51.200 --> 0:39:53.600
<v Speaker 6>Well I'm glad that she squirted it a lot, honestly.

0:39:55.360 --> 0:39:59.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you look gross. I was just I just like

0:40:00.040 --> 0:40:02.120
<v Speaker 3>tried the new Jeffrey Star palette. So I was just

0:40:02.239 --> 0:40:05.040
<v Speaker 3>like I was just playing around with some makeup.

0:40:05.600 --> 0:40:09.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're your shade dolls Tonara, like playing yeah, like

0:40:09.400 --> 0:40:11.799
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of is that adding a beard to you too?

0:40:12.120 --> 0:40:12.920
<v Speaker 2>Like at the beard and.

0:40:14.640 --> 0:40:15.239
<v Speaker 6>Through the mic?

0:40:16.080 --> 0:40:21.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh well that's literally so we what the heck?

0:40:26.400 --> 0:40:26.560
<v Speaker 5>Hi?

0:40:26.760 --> 0:40:30.560
<v Speaker 2>Everybody? Sometimes you look like an animatronic.

0:40:31.440 --> 0:40:31.800
<v Speaker 5>Not that.

0:40:40.440 --> 0:40:43.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh nice, That's what I want. That's what I want

0:40:43.360 --> 0:40:44.320
<v Speaker 3>to play with.

0:40:46.960 --> 0:40:48.120
<v Speaker 2>How the fun do I stop this?

0:40:51.120 --> 0:40:53.439
<v Speaker 3>And your and you you're a bunny and your your rabbit.

0:40:55.200 --> 0:41:04.600
<v Speaker 3>You're a rabbit, and it's really scary. Actually okay, so

0:41:04.719 --> 0:41:05.239
<v Speaker 3>let's move on.

0:41:05.960 --> 0:41:09.799
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I uh wait, I fixed it. So now now

0:41:09.880 --> 0:41:14.480
<v Speaker 2>I really look like I'm in the kindle gender photo booth.

0:41:16.760 --> 0:41:18.239
<v Speaker 3>Is giving to like.

0:41:19.719 --> 0:41:21.279
<v Speaker 2>And it's when they always have a glass of like.

0:41:24.719 --> 0:41:27.960
<v Speaker 3>They literally is that that isn't literally it.

0:41:28.640 --> 0:41:31.200
<v Speaker 1>That is so funny, like somebody had to have just

0:41:31.280 --> 0:41:32.920
<v Speaker 1>been on Zoom playing around and then they were like,

0:41:32.960 --> 0:41:34.520
<v Speaker 1>I know exactly what I need at my party.

0:41:35.239 --> 0:41:38.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, well first let's talk about that.

0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:44.000
<v Speaker 2>That looks Have you been going to the gym?

0:41:44.239 --> 0:41:45.000
<v Speaker 6>Looks crazy?

0:41:45.520 --> 0:41:47.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've been doing a bunch of pushups, not the gym.

0:41:47.960 --> 0:41:49.880
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna get it thirty dollars gym membership, but

0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:52.359
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I don't have a car when I'm here,

0:41:52.520 --> 0:41:53.920
<v Speaker 3>so I'm not gonna be able to actually go to

0:41:54.000 --> 0:41:56.560
<v Speaker 3>the gym unless I go at like seven am. So

0:41:56.640 --> 0:41:58.680
<v Speaker 3>I decided against it. But what I did come to

0:41:58.760 --> 0:42:01.160
<v Speaker 3>the conclusion it is that, I mean, this is not

0:42:01.320 --> 0:42:05.560
<v Speaker 3>a hot take at all, but like football is like gay,

0:42:05.920 --> 0:42:07.520
<v Speaker 3>Like really.

0:42:10.280 --> 0:42:14.440
<v Speaker 2>So someone got a little excited, your voice cracked.

0:42:18.040 --> 0:42:20.040
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, I just was possessed or some shit.

0:42:20.040 --> 0:42:22.919
<v Speaker 3>I don't fucking know. That was weird. I saw like red,

0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:25.000
<v Speaker 3>and I've been seeing Red a lot recently. Like I

0:42:25.080 --> 0:42:25.640
<v Speaker 3>miss fighting?

0:42:27.480 --> 0:42:28.440
<v Speaker 2>You missed fighting?

0:42:29.160 --> 0:42:30.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm a fighter.

0:42:31.440 --> 0:42:33.040
<v Speaker 2>What have you been watching football?

0:42:33.200 --> 0:42:33.239
<v Speaker 3>Like?

0:42:33.320 --> 0:42:34.120
<v Speaker 2>What? No?

0:42:34.360 --> 0:42:38.000
<v Speaker 3>I just saw a clip of football and I was like, huh,

0:42:38.080 --> 0:42:39.839
<v Speaker 3>this is like we know this is gay. But then

0:42:39.880 --> 0:42:43.240
<v Speaker 3>I like really thought about like how football is played,

0:42:43.280 --> 0:42:45.400
<v Speaker 3>and you know, like the hike, like right in the

0:42:45.440 --> 0:42:48.400
<v Speaker 3>beginning when they like snap the ball to the quarterback.

0:42:47.920 --> 0:42:50.839
<v Speaker 2>And the yeah they all have each other's butt.

0:42:51.120 --> 0:42:53.840
<v Speaker 3>Yes, they're like topping each other like it's the quarterback

0:42:53.920 --> 0:42:57.759
<v Speaker 3>is topping like the big, big, burly, hairy, sexy man.

0:42:57.880 --> 0:42:58.719
<v Speaker 3>Like it's so gay.

0:42:59.840 --> 0:43:06.640
<v Speaker 2>You might just be like you might be too, Yeah

0:43:06.719 --> 0:43:07.719
<v Speaker 2>you might be into like.

0:43:09.040 --> 0:43:12.800
<v Speaker 3>Men, absolutely fucking not. But yeah, that was kind of

0:43:12.840 --> 0:43:15.080
<v Speaker 3>my take. But I still love basketball. Basketball.

0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:18.360
<v Speaker 1>It is lit like I love you, Like being obsessed

0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:20.520
<v Speaker 1>with basketball is actually the most insane thing to me,

0:43:20.719 --> 0:43:23.200
<v Speaker 1>Like it like still doesn't make sense and pardon me,

0:43:23.320 --> 0:43:24.000
<v Speaker 1>thinks you're lying.

0:43:24.880 --> 0:43:26.880
<v Speaker 3>No, no, it's very real. Like I could tell you

0:43:27.000 --> 0:43:31.160
<v Speaker 3>the top four five draft picks from this NBA lottery pick.

0:43:31.800 --> 0:43:36.720
<v Speaker 3>Spurs got Victor woman Yama freak of nature, like literally

0:43:38.120 --> 0:43:41.480
<v Speaker 3>probably the next Lebron James are like very close to

0:43:41.920 --> 0:43:44.920
<v Speaker 3>Like he won't be like as powerful as him, but

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:47.799
<v Speaker 3>he will revolutionize the game in a crazy way. Number

0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:50.520
<v Speaker 3>two should have been Scoot Henderson, but it was Brandon Miller.

0:43:50.960 --> 0:43:53.359
<v Speaker 3>Number three was Scoot Henderson. He played for G League Knight.

0:43:53.480 --> 0:43:55.719
<v Speaker 3>He will be a generational talent I'm giving, Like it's

0:43:55.760 --> 0:43:59.000
<v Speaker 3>giving like Kyrie Irving, not the same handles, but like

0:43:59.280 --> 0:44:04.440
<v Speaker 3>the same actory of career maybe Dame and four. What

0:44:04.680 --> 0:44:06.880
<v Speaker 3>this is actually really interesting and I actually feel like

0:44:07.000 --> 0:44:09.560
<v Speaker 3>you guys might be interested in this. But there was

0:44:09.560 --> 0:44:12.480
<v Speaker 3>a pair of twins who went to They didn't go

0:44:12.520 --> 0:44:14.279
<v Speaker 3>to college, they didn't go to the G League. They

0:44:14.320 --> 0:44:16.080
<v Speaker 3>went to this thing called at times the league.

0:44:16.160 --> 0:44:17.319
<v Speaker 6>Yes do what.

0:44:19.960 --> 0:44:22.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay years yeah.

0:44:22.080 --> 0:44:25.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, you were cutting out. But they're a pair of

0:44:26.000 --> 0:44:30.799
<v Speaker 3>twins and it's a men in Asar Thompson. And they

0:44:30.920 --> 0:44:34.200
<v Speaker 3>went four and five in the draft, which is fucking crazy,

0:44:34.280 --> 0:44:38.200
<v Speaker 3>and like they are so goddamn elite generational talents again,

0:44:38.360 --> 0:44:40.400
<v Speaker 3>like really, just like I don't know, I just I

0:44:40.600 --> 0:44:44.080
<v Speaker 3>love basketball because like I love seeing Like, what the

0:44:44.239 --> 0:44:50.440
<v Speaker 3>fuck is this? What is going on? So technical difficulty

0:44:50.480 --> 0:44:50.759
<v Speaker 3>is over?

0:44:50.920 --> 0:44:51.160
<v Speaker 2>Hello?

0:44:52.440 --> 0:44:57.160
<v Speaker 3>But you know what I was thinking about. Valley girls

0:44:57.320 --> 0:45:04.560
<v Speaker 3>gave blow jobs for Noon's head over heels. That's not

0:45:05.120 --> 0:45:08.799
<v Speaker 3>That is literally one of the greatest lyrics I think

0:45:08.840 --> 0:45:11.120
<v Speaker 3>I've ever heard, really dissected.

0:45:12.640 --> 0:45:16.240
<v Speaker 2>Valley girls Alie girls give blow jobs for those jobs?

0:45:17.120 --> 0:45:18.240
<v Speaker 3>Girl? What are you on about?

0:45:19.239 --> 0:45:20.080
<v Speaker 2>Is that not what it is?

0:45:20.719 --> 0:45:23.560
<v Speaker 3>No, it's Iggy Azalea saying, valley girls get blow jobs

0:45:23.600 --> 0:45:30.480
<v Speaker 3>for Louvitons. That's head over heels, no money, no family, sixteen.

0:45:30.719 --> 0:45:34.560
<v Speaker 3>You sound like me right now. I know this is crazy.

0:45:34.800 --> 0:45:39.240
<v Speaker 3>Valley girls giblow jobs for lulaitons, head over heels.

0:45:39.640 --> 0:45:41.680
<v Speaker 2>What do you call that? Oh yeah, head over heels?

0:45:41.800 --> 0:45:45.399
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, is that not insane? Like, really think about

0:45:45.400 --> 0:45:49.200
<v Speaker 3>it and dissect that lyric. Okay, we're back again. What

0:45:49.520 --> 0:45:50.000
<v Speaker 3>water is that?

0:45:51.880 --> 0:45:52.880
<v Speaker 2>It's pull up?

0:45:53.440 --> 0:45:58.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh girl, I'm not joking. I thought Irish show whatever

0:45:59.000 --> 0:46:02.160
<v Speaker 3>that iris soap is made water? Pull it or what

0:46:02.360 --> 0:46:03.440
<v Speaker 3>is it called Irish spring?

0:46:03.640 --> 0:46:04.600
<v Speaker 2>It's Irish springs.

0:46:04.960 --> 0:46:05.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:46:05.200 --> 0:46:07.560
<v Speaker 2>I was like, Irish Springs is like a good ass,

0:46:07.600 --> 0:46:13.680
<v Speaker 2>So that's all we used as kids. Oh what the fuck, dude?

0:46:13.880 --> 0:46:14.799
<v Speaker 2>Mute yourself.

0:46:14.880 --> 0:46:15.880
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck do you have?

0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:21.760
<v Speaker 6>Like a diaper? Did he just his pants?

0:46:21.960 --> 0:46:24.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I don't know how ship my pants?

0:46:26.000 --> 0:46:29.640
<v Speaker 3>I have a toilet. I've been sitting here for wait

0:46:29.800 --> 0:46:33.080
<v Speaker 3>what Yeah, I shipped through that hole and I pissed

0:46:33.120 --> 0:46:33.880
<v Speaker 3>through this pipe.

0:46:35.320 --> 0:46:36.040
<v Speaker 6>Are you serious?

0:46:36.400 --> 0:46:36.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:46:36.640 --> 0:46:39.719
<v Speaker 3>I've been doing the whole episode silent, but that one

0:46:39.840 --> 0:46:40.880
<v Speaker 3>hurt for some reason.

0:46:40.960 --> 0:46:42.919
<v Speaker 6>But look, you've just been sitting there with your dick

0:46:42.960 --> 0:46:44.560
<v Speaker 6>instead of a hose this entire time.

0:46:44.840 --> 0:46:50.360
<v Speaker 2>See Brah, stoping, dude. I never needed to see that

0:46:50.480 --> 0:46:51.360
<v Speaker 2>in my fucking life.

0:46:51.800 --> 0:46:54.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So that's kind of what I've been on recently.

0:46:54.880 --> 0:46:57.480
<v Speaker 3>I've been I've actually sat here for three days in

0:46:57.600 --> 0:46:59.560
<v Speaker 3>a row. That's like the longest I've gone. It's only

0:46:59.600 --> 0:47:00.480
<v Speaker 3>been like a hours.

0:47:01.040 --> 0:47:03.279
<v Speaker 2>But are you wiping where you put it in paper?

0:47:03.280 --> 0:47:04.320
<v Speaker 2>Are you just not wiping?

0:47:04.680 --> 0:47:07.320
<v Speaker 3>No? I don't wipe it. It's really itchy and like

0:47:07.600 --> 0:47:10.120
<v Speaker 3>I need I What I do is if I do

0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:13.120
<v Speaker 3>get up, like I'll just scoot my ass on the

0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:15.239
<v Speaker 3>carpet and there's like a bunch of brown stains. It

0:47:15.360 --> 0:47:17.239
<v Speaker 3>probably won't focus, but there's like a bunch of like

0:47:17.320 --> 0:47:19.640
<v Speaker 3>a dog like a bunch of brown stains over there.

0:47:19.800 --> 0:47:22.600
<v Speaker 3>So I'm just kind of like figuring that shit out.

0:47:22.640 --> 0:47:24.680
<v Speaker 6>I know, what do you mean figuring that shit out?

0:47:24.719 --> 0:47:27.719
<v Speaker 1>That's that you can just like use toilet paper or

0:47:27.800 --> 0:47:30.360
<v Speaker 1>go to the fucking toilet, yeah.

0:47:30.160 --> 0:47:32.440
<v Speaker 3>And then get up and lose my games, bro, Like

0:47:32.520 --> 0:47:35.959
<v Speaker 3>I'm playing Valerie and Diablo too and Ship like League

0:47:36.000 --> 0:47:39.200
<v Speaker 3>of Legends type shit. Like you can't pause an online game, bro.

0:47:40.239 --> 0:47:42.840
<v Speaker 6>Okay, So where does all the piss go, Like, is

0:47:42.880 --> 0:47:44.680
<v Speaker 6>there some sort of a joke or something.

0:47:45.040 --> 0:47:48.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's a big here. I'll pick it up, but

0:47:48.239 --> 0:47:54.360
<v Speaker 3>I really don't want to spill it. Oh fuck, it stinks.

0:47:56.960 --> 0:47:59.680
<v Speaker 6>Okay, there's a huge bucket of pists, got it?

0:48:00.520 --> 0:48:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's like pissed dude.

0:48:04.080 --> 0:48:06.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm literally gonna call the police. You're creating a hazard

0:48:07.080 --> 0:48:08.840
<v Speaker 1>for also our child lives there.

0:48:08.800 --> 0:48:11.120
<v Speaker 3>Like you're now you want.

0:48:10.920 --> 0:48:13.680
<v Speaker 2>To chemical warfare? Well, I just don't want to go

0:48:13.719 --> 0:48:14.440
<v Speaker 2>to fucking jail.

0:48:18.000 --> 0:48:21.920
<v Speaker 3>You're so fucking stupid everything I do, everything I fucking

0:48:22.040 --> 0:48:24.680
<v Speaker 3>do you have a problem with And I'm done. I'm tired,

0:48:24.719 --> 0:48:27.279
<v Speaker 3>I'm fed up. You're sick to me, you're evil, you're

0:48:27.320 --> 0:48:32.680
<v Speaker 3>a wick, and you're dangerous. I said, like literally three

0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:34.640
<v Speaker 3>weeks ago, Brob been sitting on it for like fucking

0:48:34.719 --> 0:48:36.799
<v Speaker 3>three days now, Like Jesus Christ.

0:48:38.760 --> 0:48:40.440
<v Speaker 2>Dude, something is actually fucking wrong.

0:48:40.280 --> 0:48:43.440
<v Speaker 3>With you, because I ship in the bucket. Where did

0:48:43.480 --> 0:48:44.400
<v Speaker 3>we Where did we used to?

0:48:44.680 --> 0:48:44.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:48:44.880 --> 0:48:47.600
<v Speaker 3>Because when we were caveman in the woods.

0:48:49.520 --> 0:48:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you're not in the woods.

0:48:50.680 --> 0:48:52.680
<v Speaker 1>You were in like a home with AC and you're

0:48:52.719 --> 0:48:55.320
<v Speaker 1>sitting at a computer and we're currently on a video

0:48:55.480 --> 0:48:59.200
<v Speaker 1>chat like we have gone far past shitting in the woods.

0:48:59.440 --> 0:48:59.840
<v Speaker 3>Oh would you?

0:49:00.360 --> 0:49:01.560
<v Speaker 2>I genuinely do think we.

0:49:03.800 --> 0:49:10.879
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I actually genuinely do think that porno and shit

0:49:11.000 --> 0:49:14.320
<v Speaker 1>like that is inhumane because I don't want to be

0:49:14.400 --> 0:49:16.000
<v Speaker 1>in an area where it's collecting like that.

0:49:16.160 --> 0:49:18.120
<v Speaker 2>And in my opinion, I think it would be better

0:49:18.120 --> 0:49:19.800
<v Speaker 2>if we were just shitting in the dirt, And like,

0:49:21.760 --> 0:49:23.719
<v Speaker 2>why can't I just pop a squaw? Like why can

0:49:23.800 --> 0:49:25.319
<v Speaker 2>I not just pop a squat wherever I am?

0:49:25.440 --> 0:49:28.080
<v Speaker 3>Because your Cooter Bronson would be exposed to everyone. But

0:49:28.160 --> 0:49:31.200
<v Speaker 3>that's another conversation, because why do we sexualize the human

0:49:31.280 --> 0:49:33.840
<v Speaker 3>body so much that we can't just like do human

0:49:33.960 --> 0:49:37.320
<v Speaker 3>things and be in our oug form? Could you imagine

0:49:37.360 --> 0:49:39.239
<v Speaker 3>us running around like I would be so fucking cold

0:49:39.239 --> 0:49:41.680
<v Speaker 3>if I didn't have clothes on, Like literally, what did

0:49:41.719 --> 0:49:44.000
<v Speaker 3>we do before that? Did we? Like you know what

0:49:44.080 --> 0:49:47.640
<v Speaker 3>I mean? Like we evolved awfully in.

0:49:47.680 --> 0:49:50.279
<v Speaker 2>That ass, but I mean like we we were just

0:49:50.360 --> 0:49:53.360
<v Speaker 2>killing animals and using their furt so we were like still.

0:49:53.200 --> 0:49:56.239
<v Speaker 3>Lit you know, mm hmm, yeah, that's true. We were

0:49:56.280 --> 0:50:00.680
<v Speaker 3>using and shit. Yeah. Yeah, Well I want to talk

0:50:00.680 --> 0:50:03.920
<v Speaker 3>about a couple more things. Have you seen the dude

0:50:04.160 --> 0:50:06.520
<v Speaker 3>put nair on his butthole on YouTube?

0:50:07.920 --> 0:50:09.080
<v Speaker 2>No, and did it back?

0:50:09.120 --> 0:50:13.160
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm going to show you the video. Look up.

0:50:13.640 --> 0:50:18.160
<v Speaker 3>Uh wait, let me look it up real quick near YouTube.

0:50:19.239 --> 0:50:21.319
<v Speaker 3>It's going to be the craziest thing. And I want

0:50:21.320 --> 0:50:26.919
<v Speaker 3>to get your live reaction there. Let me find the video.

0:50:30.280 --> 0:50:36.080
<v Speaker 3>I hope it's still up. Okay, it's Kevin, Kevin Leonardo

0:50:37.800 --> 0:50:40.120
<v Speaker 3>where is and both of y'all watch it at the

0:50:40.200 --> 0:50:44.480
<v Speaker 3>same time. It's like the first three seconds it is

0:50:45.480 --> 0:50:48.800
<v Speaker 3>potentially the craziest shit I've ever seen on YouTube. I

0:50:48.840 --> 0:50:51.520
<v Speaker 3>mean not even potentially. It is the craziest shit I've

0:50:51.520 --> 0:50:52.279
<v Speaker 3>seen on YouTube ever.

0:50:52.400 --> 0:50:57.560
<v Speaker 2>Does show just watch wait? Okay, wait, I'm still trying

0:50:57.600 --> 0:51:02.280
<v Speaker 2>to find it. Okay, removing butt here is using Okay,

0:51:02.400 --> 0:51:03.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna.

0:51:04.360 --> 0:51:07.160
<v Speaker 3>No, don't mute yourself. Don't mut yourself. Ummute yourself. Unmute yourself.

0:51:09.280 --> 0:51:14.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh for reference, this is how Harry my butthole is,

0:51:14.600 --> 0:51:23.239
<v Speaker 3>and then spreads this is how Harry right now, and girl, no,

0:51:24.000 --> 0:51:28.719
<v Speaker 3>it gets even cool crazy, it gets even crazier. He

0:51:28.920 --> 0:51:32.040
<v Speaker 3>lathers his ass in there and like puts it up

0:51:32.080 --> 0:51:33.920
<v Speaker 3>his butthole a little bit and is like rubbing his

0:51:34.000 --> 0:51:37.480
<v Speaker 3>fucking butthole in tint yeah, and then he wipes it

0:51:37.560 --> 0:51:39.400
<v Speaker 3>off like with the paper.

0:51:39.200 --> 0:51:43.040
<v Speaker 1>Towel, and like, I actually find like men's bodies like

0:51:43.200 --> 0:51:45.600
<v Speaker 1>literally repulsive, Like I shouldn't see that, Like.

0:51:46.880 --> 0:51:52.839
<v Speaker 3>No, no one should because it's educational. Because you can

0:51:52.920 --> 0:51:56.000
<v Speaker 3>watch people put condoms on on YouTube. You can watch

0:51:56.080 --> 0:51:59.880
<v Speaker 3>breast yeah, look up people putting kind of Stephen with

0:52:00.080 --> 0:52:02.320
<v Speaker 3>putting me on. He was like, you can see people breastfeeding.

0:52:02.360 --> 0:52:06.360
<v Speaker 3>You could be booby, which like yeah, yes, but the

0:52:06.440 --> 0:52:08.840
<v Speaker 3>breastfeeding one women should be able to you.

0:52:09.000 --> 0:52:12.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, ship And what was left on the napkin

0:52:12.600 --> 0:52:14.520
<v Speaker 1>like that was that was too far?

0:52:14.960 --> 0:52:17.120
<v Speaker 6>Was insane? I had no idea you could do this.

0:52:17.640 --> 0:52:19.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if you just frame it as educational. Look up

0:52:19.920 --> 0:52:23.040
<v Speaker 3>people putting condoms on, Like you can see people with

0:52:23.160 --> 0:52:27.560
<v Speaker 3>an erect penis on different shapes and sizes putting condoms on.

0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:28.839
<v Speaker 3>It's like a thing.

0:52:29.000 --> 0:52:29.200
<v Speaker 6>Way.

0:52:30.200 --> 0:52:32.960
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I did not know this, And I think you

0:52:33.040 --> 0:52:36.840
<v Speaker 3>can even watch like jerk off tutorials on YouTube. I

0:52:36.960 --> 0:52:39.960
<v Speaker 3>could be tripping, but I think like it goes that

0:52:40.160 --> 0:52:44.840
<v Speaker 3>deep you ew oh my god, ew it it was crazy?

0:52:46.719 --> 0:52:46.840
<v Speaker 4>Is it?

0:52:46.920 --> 0:52:48.960
<v Speaker 3>The one with like a bunch of people like it

0:52:49.080 --> 0:52:52.520
<v Speaker 3>was twenty eighteen when it was supposted the one I.

0:52:52.719 --> 0:52:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Just watched, just ew ew ew. Dude, digs are so

0:52:57.200 --> 0:52:57.880
<v Speaker 2>fucking nasty.

0:52:57.960 --> 0:53:00.360
<v Speaker 6>I'm watching guys in front of like a pink screen

0:53:00.880 --> 0:53:01.600
<v Speaker 6>with Yeah.

0:53:01.480 --> 0:53:04.239
<v Speaker 2>That's the one I was watching. I almost just showed

0:53:04.280 --> 0:53:09.560
<v Speaker 2>it to the screen. That was really fucking gross.

0:53:09.840 --> 0:53:13.280
<v Speaker 6>It's insane. I don't know how I didn't know about Oh.

0:53:13.320 --> 0:53:15.239
<v Speaker 3>My god, I know that's what I was saying. I

0:53:15.360 --> 0:53:21.400
<v Speaker 3>was like, dude, if I was like yeah, like I

0:53:21.440 --> 0:53:23.520
<v Speaker 3>would be, I would have been all over this shit

0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:25.120
<v Speaker 3>when I was twelve years old, like.

0:53:25.239 --> 0:53:27.560
<v Speaker 2>You would be, you would be on your girls kissing.

0:53:27.320 --> 0:53:30.080
<v Speaker 3>Girls exactly exactly.

0:53:30.239 --> 0:53:32.520
<v Speaker 2>That was our version of that, is like girls kissing girl.

0:53:32.680 --> 0:53:34.920
<v Speaker 3>But instead I was on my breastfeeding shit. I was

0:53:34.960 --> 0:53:37.759
<v Speaker 3>like watching breastfeeding videos and getting like so boned up

0:53:37.800 --> 0:53:40.160
<v Speaker 3>to that shit like I don't want to talk about it,

0:53:40.280 --> 0:53:45.640
<v Speaker 3>like bursting through my shorts type ship, Like y'all saw it.

0:53:45.880 --> 0:53:46.719
<v Speaker 3>Y'all just saw it.

0:53:47.560 --> 0:53:49.239
<v Speaker 1>You would have to have a bigger wiener for it

0:53:49.320 --> 0:53:51.279
<v Speaker 1>to burst through your shorts, and I've just never seen

0:53:51.320 --> 0:53:51.760
<v Speaker 1>that happened.

0:53:53.360 --> 0:53:56.560
<v Speaker 3>Okay, seriously, girl, well you're a girl.

0:53:56.680 --> 0:53:59.600
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, hate to be the fact checker here, but that's.

0:53:59.520 --> 0:54:03.320
<v Speaker 3>Just not Okay, let's let's get the let's get the

0:54:03.440 --> 0:54:06.600
<v Speaker 3>news and the media straight, like this is a witch

0:54:06.680 --> 0:54:09.120
<v Speaker 3>hunt out for me saying I have a tiny penis,

0:54:09.320 --> 0:54:12.239
<v Speaker 3>and like that's just not true. This is the witchhunt.

0:54:12.320 --> 0:54:13.640
<v Speaker 3>The media lies. What is it?

0:54:13.800 --> 0:54:14.120
<v Speaker 5>Media?

0:54:14.760 --> 0:54:17.080
<v Speaker 2>The news and the media.

0:54:17.880 --> 0:54:26.360
<v Speaker 3>But what Donald Trump says charm fake news, the news

0:54:26.480 --> 0:54:31.680
<v Speaker 3>and the media. I got one more thing. I got

0:54:31.760 --> 0:54:34.640
<v Speaker 3>one more thing to talk about and then we can

0:54:34.760 --> 0:54:35.000
<v Speaker 3>move on.

0:54:36.320 --> 0:54:38.200
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna transition it perfectly.

0:54:39.320 --> 0:54:39.480
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

0:54:40.400 --> 0:54:42.880
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna be like speaking of news and the media.

0:54:43.640 --> 0:54:43.799
<v Speaker 1>Uh.

0:54:46.640 --> 0:54:48.479
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, we can either talk about because

0:54:48.480 --> 0:54:51.560
<v Speaker 3>I have two notes because we have to record another episode,

0:54:51.640 --> 0:54:53.520
<v Speaker 3>so I might I have like five hundred notes that

0:54:53.600 --> 0:54:56.239
<v Speaker 3>are all bangers. But we can either talk about the

0:54:56.640 --> 0:55:01.840
<v Speaker 3>manufactured Chian trip that is basically North Korea, or we

0:55:01.960 --> 0:55:03.719
<v Speaker 3>can talk about Nicky Blonski.

0:55:05.880 --> 0:55:11.760
<v Speaker 2>We've talked about Nicki Blonski. I don't know much about

0:55:11.840 --> 0:55:12.839
<v Speaker 2>the Shean thing.

0:55:13.040 --> 0:55:16.239
<v Speaker 1>I just know that it is actually insane to end

0:55:16.360 --> 0:55:20.680
<v Speaker 1>up on the propaganda Sian team, Like there is no

0:55:21.080 --> 0:55:24.680
<v Speaker 1>money in the world that makes that makes sense. And

0:55:24.800 --> 0:55:27.360
<v Speaker 1>I genuinely am I don't know if they got paid,

0:55:27.560 --> 0:55:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Like in my head, they didn't get paid.

0:55:29.560 --> 0:55:34.399
<v Speaker 3>I feel like they got paid bank because like why

0:55:34.480 --> 0:55:36.360
<v Speaker 3>on earth one would you do that. They put a

0:55:36.440 --> 0:55:40.160
<v Speaker 3>bunch of money into that thing to like fix the reputation.

0:55:40.280 --> 0:55:43.800
<v Speaker 3>Like I guarantee it was like a fifty to sixty

0:55:43.880 --> 0:55:48.200
<v Speaker 3>million dollar campaign, like not paying these influencers that much,

0:55:48.280 --> 0:55:50.760
<v Speaker 3>but like hiring all these people and all these cameras

0:55:50.800 --> 0:55:53.239
<v Speaker 3>and all the flights and blah blah blah blah blah,

0:55:53.320 --> 0:55:56.040
<v Speaker 3>and like I bet they built that facility out to

0:55:56.200 --> 0:55:58.759
<v Speaker 3>like I don't know, but do you know what we're

0:55:58.760 --> 0:55:59.200
<v Speaker 3>talking about?

0:55:59.200 --> 0:55:59.239
<v Speaker 5>That?

0:55:59.520 --> 0:56:00.960
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, no, what happened.

0:56:01.320 --> 0:56:03.960
<v Speaker 3>So these influencers got invited on a trip to she

0:56:04.320 --> 0:56:08.640
<v Speaker 3>Or for Sheian, which is like notoriously like destroying like

0:56:08.760 --> 0:56:10.960
<v Speaker 3>fast fashion. Like I'm just saying this for the people

0:56:11.000 --> 0:56:14.120
<v Speaker 3>who might not know, but like they like notorious fash fashion,

0:56:14.239 --> 0:56:17.840
<v Speaker 3>awful working conditions, like really abusive towards their workers and

0:56:17.920 --> 0:56:20.040
<v Speaker 3>don't pay them like for their work.

0:56:20.280 --> 0:56:22.440
<v Speaker 1>And mind you, it's a company that now as of

0:56:22.640 --> 0:56:27.919
<v Speaker 1>May is evaluated at sixty six billion dollars.

0:56:27.719 --> 0:56:30.680
<v Speaker 3>One of the biggest companies. Yeah, one of the biggest

0:56:30.719 --> 0:56:37.080
<v Speaker 3>companies in the entire world, And they have been getting

0:56:37.080 --> 0:56:39.000
<v Speaker 3>a lot of flak recently because someone did like a

0:56:39.080 --> 0:56:41.800
<v Speaker 3>hit job documentary on them where they like went in

0:56:41.920 --> 0:56:44.000
<v Speaker 3>there and showed the all like snut cameras in the

0:56:44.120 --> 0:56:48.040
<v Speaker 3>awful working conditions and like whatever, like there's proof of

0:56:48.200 --> 0:56:52.000
<v Speaker 3>this of them being terrible. Well, they hired a bunch

0:56:52.040 --> 0:56:55.560
<v Speaker 3>of influencers and flew them out to China to show

0:56:55.640 --> 0:56:58.239
<v Speaker 3>them that like look like that's none of that shit

0:56:58.400 --> 0:57:01.680
<v Speaker 3>was real. This is the real, like shea in factory

0:57:02.160 --> 0:57:04.800
<v Speaker 3>and like the videos they showed like it was like

0:57:04.880 --> 0:57:08.399
<v Speaker 3>those videos of UH North Korea where like they bring

0:57:08.520 --> 0:57:11.360
<v Speaker 3>out tourists and like they're in that big office building

0:57:11.400 --> 0:57:13.279
<v Speaker 3>and they're all none of them are typing, but they're

0:57:13.280 --> 0:57:15.279
<v Speaker 3>all sitting at their desk and none of them are working.

0:57:15.400 --> 0:57:18.000
<v Speaker 3>But they like are faking like there's office jobs in

0:57:18.040 --> 0:57:21.280
<v Speaker 3>North Korea and just like faking like there's like a

0:57:21.360 --> 0:57:28.400
<v Speaker 3>civilization there that's like not being fucking like UH killed

0:57:28.560 --> 0:57:31.200
<v Speaker 3>starved to death. And they did the same thing at

0:57:31.280 --> 0:57:33.920
<v Speaker 3>she and where they like faked like the factories were

0:57:34.040 --> 0:57:36.080
<v Speaker 3>nice and like all of these influencers like.

0:57:36.200 --> 0:57:38.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it literally was just like they were being used

0:57:38.840 --> 0:57:44.520
<v Speaker 1>as props to like subdu and they literally had one

0:57:44.560 --> 0:57:47.880
<v Speaker 1>of the girls who got a bunch of backlash, go

0:57:48.280 --> 0:57:52.080
<v Speaker 1>back on TikTok and be like I'm addressing the rumors.

0:57:52.600 --> 0:57:55.080
<v Speaker 2>So they had her call all of these I see

0:57:55.120 --> 0:57:59.120
<v Speaker 2>this insane, dude. It was so funny. Like I didn't

0:57:59.200 --> 0:58:01.240
<v Speaker 2>watch her whole video because I was like, bitch, this.

0:58:01.400 --> 0:58:04.120
<v Speaker 1>Is crazy, but I saw a really funny stitch where

0:58:04.120 --> 0:58:06.160
<v Speaker 1>I was like somebody holding up paper being like.

0:58:08.400 --> 0:58:10.600
<v Speaker 2>Because she she literally was like talking to the game.

0:58:10.680 --> 0:58:13.680
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I'm here to address all the rumors about

0:58:13.720 --> 0:58:19.560
<v Speaker 1>shean for instance, what their production issues.

0:58:19.720 --> 0:58:24.320
<v Speaker 2>They don't have that, and they treat like she just

0:58:24.440 --> 0:58:27.400
<v Speaker 2>kept looking off camera like at a sheet or something

0:58:27.480 --> 0:58:28.880
<v Speaker 2>to like hit all her points.

0:58:28.880 --> 0:58:31.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like, damn, bitch, Like you couldn't even just

0:58:31.200 --> 0:58:33.600
<v Speaker 1>remember three points and just like rip it.

0:58:33.840 --> 0:58:36.840
<v Speaker 2>You had to just be like so, yeah, the problem

0:58:37.000 --> 0:58:41.720
<v Speaker 2>is they don't have I do. They don't starve. They

0:58:41.880 --> 0:58:43.480
<v Speaker 2>don't starve people. They don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, for real. I wonder like I feel like the

0:58:49.080 --> 0:58:53.600
<v Speaker 3>people that like were tricked into like going to China,

0:58:53.720 --> 0:58:56.200
<v Speaker 3>like the influencers, Like I feel like they might have

0:58:56.400 --> 0:58:59.240
<v Speaker 3>actually believed it in a way and like just not

0:58:59.400 --> 0:59:02.920
<v Speaker 3>done their recent and like obviously, yeah, they're blinded by

0:59:03.080 --> 0:59:03.560
<v Speaker 3>the check.

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<v Speaker 2>Like also even if they're not getting paid.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure a lot of them, like, because a lot

0:59:08.840 --> 0:59:14.680
<v Speaker 1>of those like brand trips don't aren't paid like opportunities.

0:59:15.120 --> 0:59:19.400
<v Speaker 1>What they are is like you're in exchange for full stay,

0:59:20.120 --> 0:59:23.720
<v Speaker 1>full nice travel, being like accommodated getting a per dim

0:59:23.880 --> 0:59:27.080
<v Speaker 1>each day, so you basically get free travel for upwards

0:59:27.120 --> 0:59:31.280
<v Speaker 1>of like usually three or four days to in exchange

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<v Speaker 1>for content. And I'm sure a lot of them were like, dude,

0:59:33.120 --> 0:59:35.840
<v Speaker 1>in what world would I be able to not only

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<v Speaker 1>go to China and explore China, but get flown their

0:59:40.120 --> 0:59:43.240
<v Speaker 1>business class? Dude, like it be in like a gorgeous

0:59:43.280 --> 0:59:45.280
<v Speaker 1>hotel and all these things. So I bet a bunch

0:59:45.320 --> 0:59:48.040
<v Speaker 1>of them we're like okay, Like yeah, like maybe I'm

0:59:48.080 --> 0:59:50.320
<v Speaker 1>going to delude myself into thinking that part of this

0:59:50.520 --> 0:59:54.320
<v Speaker 1>is true, because I want to be able to have

0:59:54.440 --> 0:59:59.400
<v Speaker 1>that experience, But I'm like, girl, that would literally be

0:59:59.520 --> 1:00:02.200
<v Speaker 1>like somebody being like, hey, we'll get you like round

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<v Speaker 1>trip to DC or wherever the fuck Trump is living now.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, we're gonna give you round trip, put

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<v Speaker 1>you up in like a four seasons blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>All you have to do is like film Trump and

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<v Speaker 2>be like, guys, the rooms about him are not true, Like.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't that chill, dude, that's what Casey Nice that did

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<v Speaker 3>for Hillary Twinton? Like I'm pretty sure they paid him, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>yeah it was. I think it was. I think the

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<v Speaker 3>number leaked and like this could be like the most

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<v Speaker 3>insane like over exaggeration in life, so take it with

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<v Speaker 3>a grain of salt. But I do know he was

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<v Speaker 3>paid for that. But I'm pretty sure it was like

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<v Speaker 3>two hundred grand to make that video on YouTube, like

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<v Speaker 3>by his like team, by or by Hillary's team to

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<v Speaker 3>make that like video on her, which like honestly, like

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, I don't know. There's there's just a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of moral gray area there. It's like what if

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<v Speaker 3>he actually did believe in her and like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>like if I would take money to like promote like something,

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<v Speaker 3>I believe in that heavily. But I mean, if it's

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<v Speaker 3>two hundred grand and it's sitting me in front of

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<v Speaker 3>my face and I'm like wanting to like drop out

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<v Speaker 3>whatever I'm doing. Because he was in the era where

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<v Speaker 3>he didn't want to work on YouTube anymore, I wonder

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<v Speaker 3>if like he just was like fuck it, like this isn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ex definitely, it's also like definitely a hard line

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<v Speaker 1>to walk, especially if you're somebody who has a family

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<v Speaker 1>or wants to provide for your family, Like I bitch

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<v Speaker 1>put me in the wrong position, and I'm like, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>my family needs a house and my dad needs to

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<v Speaker 1>stop being a hard labor worker, like I'm gonna, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take the track like low key. If somebody paid

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<v Speaker 1>me to post a video of Trump, I would, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's because nobody would believe it, Like it would be

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<v Speaker 1>so funny, Like if I posted a video for Trump

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<v Speaker 1>with like a bunch of money behind me, not a

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<v Speaker 1>single person who knows who I am would watch that video.

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<v Speaker 2>And be like, damn, I can't believe she's scared.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be like, girl, this is so Donald tomp Cody.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, get the fucking bag. Like that's how I feel

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<v Speaker 3>about a lot of shit when I'm just like people

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but yeah, I just thought that, like

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<v Speaker 3>she and Trip was like hilarious and like people like

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<v Speaker 3>bending the knee to the dollar is just it's just so.

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<v Speaker 1>Funny to bend the need to be a part of

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<v Speaker 1>like extreme propaganda, like that's what.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, girl, you're not even betting then being.

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<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, like I don't love this perfume, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna post it like I'm being paid to post it,

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<v Speaker 1>but like, yeah, I don't like actually think this company

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<v Speaker 1>is abusing children and their workers.

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<v Speaker 3>And like politic exactly exactly, but I do want to add.

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<v Speaker 2>Another stamp in my passport, so I'm gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that is what's so funny, is like I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to travel. I'm gonna become the face of propaganda, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>For traveling. And she definitely did not foresee it becoming

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<v Speaker 3>this big of a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not at all. I mean she definitely didn't foresee

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<v Speaker 2>two of the most like top tier podcasters talking.

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<v Speaker 3>About exactly exactly. Hey, guys, I just wanted to say

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<v Speaker 3>thank you Because of you guys, we are a Tier

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<v Speaker 3>one podcast, which means we are at the top of

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<v Speaker 3>the top of the top.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, before we end this episode, we should probably throw

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<v Speaker 1>us in the beginning merches Out Merches Out to day

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<v Speaker 1>merches Out. As this episode is out, thank you guys

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<v Speaker 1>so much for supporting.

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<v Speaker 2>Us for the past two years, which is terrifying.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think there's anything in my life, I've done

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<v Speaker 1>as consistently as this, and honestly, don't be surprised if

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<v Speaker 1>you never see my face again.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, whoa.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you just leave? As I think so?

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<v Speaker 3>I think so? But yeah, merches out love the designs.

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<v Speaker 3>I think my favorite is obviously the hoodie. If I

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<v Speaker 3>could wear the baby tea, I would, but then somewhere

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<v Speaker 3>something went terribly wrong, or something somewhere I went terribly

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<v Speaker 3>wrong is my next favorite. And in your body that

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<v Speaker 3>design period something we've been sitting on since last March. Drop. Actually,

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<v Speaker 3>I can see your eye. It's open, so your mic

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<v Speaker 3>is like peeking, so you can't even hear it's like.

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<v Speaker 3>But also before we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, wait, this is to me when your mom says

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<v Speaker 2>that she's not gonna let me hit anymore. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know what's gonna hear it.

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<v Speaker 6>I can't hear it silent.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a flat line, like like, all right, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>before we do go, before we do media, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>take a tab of LSD.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's a tab of Lizstine.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you've been sitting on a ship bucket for eight

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<v Speaker 1>days and you haven't brushed your teeth.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my fucking god, guys, I am twenty one days

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<v Speaker 3>two day off the vape.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh oh wow, that's impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>That is insane.

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<v Speaker 3>Almost relapsed two nights ago.

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<v Speaker 6>My god. Begged my sister for has it been hard

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<v Speaker 6>to do? Really?

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<v Speaker 3>Be like really easy, just because like my mom, Like

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<v Speaker 3>I'm around my family, and the reason I quit was

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<v Speaker 3>for my mother.

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<v Speaker 2>You want it, you want this, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Want to I know you missed a warm eufork feeling

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<v Speaker 3>of opiates. Like come on, I know you missed the.

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<v Speaker 2>Warm, fuzzy feeling of getting a head rushed. Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No.

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<v Speaker 3>There were like moments like where I really wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>buy one, where I was just like should I go

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<v Speaker 3>buy one? But like the only the way I got

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<v Speaker 3>through it was by saying like saying that out loud,

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<v Speaker 3>where I was just like I want to go buy

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm gonna go buy one, and then everybody being

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<v Speaker 3>like no, don't do it, and like I think, like, also,

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't replace it with anything else, which I normally

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<v Speaker 3>like replaced it with like Lacroix or something, but like like, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I are getting hit from the back. But no, it's

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<v Speaker 3>been like pretty seamless. Uh, it's like a mind over

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<v Speaker 3>matter thing. I have been picking at my fingers like

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<v Speaker 3>a lot out of anxiety. But I feel like the

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<v Speaker 3>nicotine is like about to completely leave my system here

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<v Speaker 3>in the next like a couple of days, like twenty

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<v Speaker 3>two days. Apparently it's like when you break a habit

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<v Speaker 3>and when like all the rest of like the residual

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<v Speaker 3>like effects like get out of your body. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>pretty seamless. Just if you can do it, do it.

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<v Speaker 6>That's huge.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so awesome, Like I'm so shocked by that.

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<v Speaker 1>But what I will say is, I'm just not somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who stops my friends from doing what they want.

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<v Speaker 3>So the fact that, oh my god, it's literally I

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<v Speaker 3>would show you, but it shows the outside of their house.

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<v Speaker 3>But sorry, keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just not somebody who stops my friends from doing things.

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<v Speaker 1>I give them pleasure, and I would pleasure you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Okay, that's actually it.

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<v Speaker 1>We can replace my vape with yeah, with me pleasuring you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but except gas, does I come out? There will

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<v Speaker 2>be a liquid.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry okay, but you know it's been been awesome. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't feel any different. So if you're gonna if you're

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<v Speaker 3>thinking about quitting, You're not gonna feel any different.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, you're not gonna feel better.

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<v Speaker 3>I quite literally, I'm not joking. I think my lungs

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<v Speaker 3>are like purging, like the rest of like the glycerine

1:07:38.000 --> 1:07:39.920
<v Speaker 3>that's been sitting at the bottom of him forever. And

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<v Speaker 3>like yesterday, my lungs hurt like I had been hitting

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<v Speaker 3>a puff bar all day long, like it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was really interesting. But like today, it feels better.

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<v Speaker 3>But I like can like breathe. That is one thing. Actually,

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<v Speaker 3>It's like I can like like get a full breath

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<v Speaker 3>in without feeling like it's inflame in my lungs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what I feel like is good motivation for

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<v Speaker 6>that is when we were in Mexico and your vape

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<v Speaker 6>exploded and all the juice came out. Yeah, I feel

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<v Speaker 6>like that smell is like ingrained in my pineal gland. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>and whatever, I'm like, Oh, I shouldn't be vaping. I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I really should not smell that shit.

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<v Speaker 3>You think of that smell again, dude? That was awful.

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<v Speaker 3>I Like, for people who don't know we all went

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<v Speaker 3>to Mexico together, y'all saw the episode, But I was

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<v Speaker 3>like a sleep in the car on the way back

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<v Speaker 3>from filming the podcast episode, and I had my vape

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<v Speaker 3>in my hand, and like I was laying in the

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<v Speaker 3>back seat, and I guess like the warmth of my

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<v Speaker 3>hand or something like overheated or activated or melted the

1:08:46.040 --> 1:08:50.800
<v Speaker 3>juice inside of the flum float, and like it just

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<v Speaker 3>oozed all of the juice out at once, Like it

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<v Speaker 3>was all over my hands and arms and legs, and

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<v Speaker 3>like it had stained me for like an hour and

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<v Speaker 3>a half. And we tried washing my hands with water

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<v Speaker 3>out of the window, but we were hitting traut.

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<v Speaker 6>It was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a nightmare. And it was a great flavored

1:09:08.360 --> 1:09:13.240
<v Speaker 3>vase and it smelled rantid. It just smelled so sweet,

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<v Speaker 3>like nauseously sweet. But yeah, we also have another story

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<v Speaker 3>that we'll tell in the next episode of the Flight Home.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll leave out a bunch of tales, but that's Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like we finally had enough time to process.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly. There's an event that happened that was so

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<v Speaker 3>traumatizing that we literally did not speak about it to

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<v Speaker 3>each other until like eight months later, and since then

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<v Speaker 3>we hadn't speaked spoken to each other about it for

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<v Speaker 3>like another year and a half. Like we talked about

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<v Speaker 3>it for the first time in like a year and

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<v Speaker 3>a half three weeks ago. But awful, awful, awful.

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<v Speaker 6>We'll save that for the next one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but let's hit media.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I look so gorgeous hanging on Turned a Stone

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<v Speaker 1>by a Electric Light Orchestra. I'm glad by Captain Beefheart

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<v Speaker 1>and his Magic Band, Perfumed Garden, the Raw Band.

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<v Speaker 2>And practiced twice Sam pre Cock pre come Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Pre com in my butt Okay mine is a Builder

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<v Speaker 3>by fort Fortyer.

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<v Speaker 2>What the is this? You're so annoying?

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<v Speaker 3>And then he also has one called Violent Knights.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I've actually listened to this before.

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<v Speaker 1>I've literally heard this before, but when I found it,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't on Spotify yet, So I'm just cooler.

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<v Speaker 3>Than I like, he says, pop in Minis. This is

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<v Speaker 3>a beautiful song. But I added these songs to the

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<v Speaker 3>Emergency entercom playlist on Spotify that I created. But Batman

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<v Speaker 3>by glock forty spas uh parent issues by Russian artists,

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<v Speaker 3>that that that intro by Nana Ray. Been getting back

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<v Speaker 3>into Nana Ray heavily love Nana Ray and we'll do

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<v Speaker 3>ice core. Exclamation point by Louis Athena. I haven't really

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<v Speaker 3>watched any movies or television since being here. I've really

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<v Speaker 3>just been like actually working all day every day. Like

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<v Speaker 3>it's been like the most busy.

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<v Speaker 2>Boss being the boss while I'm out playing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've been been carrying just what these muscles are

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<v Speaker 3>all about.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was I get I film like it's actually crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it smells like fucking could Oh you

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<v Speaker 3>went to Harvard? Can you send me that shirt?

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<v Speaker 2>Can that? I wore the shirt for our viewers. So

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<v Speaker 2>let who goes to Harvard?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, queen, can you send that to me?

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<v Speaker 2>I can send you a picture of my fucking butt

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<v Speaker 2>spread open.

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<v Speaker 3>With yes, yes that is. That is even better. Wait,

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<v Speaker 3>this is a real request. One second, this is a

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<v Speaker 3>real request. I do really badly want someone to send

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<v Speaker 3>me their so no, no, no, I'll send my soiled

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<v Speaker 3>boxers to someone for five thousand, saying all right,