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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject.

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Speaker 1: He prefers himself over me. But right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: is in the building with today's prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: you got naw, y'all ain't Mary? Who are you talking to?

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Speaker 1: Y'all ain't married? Should like telling people y'all ain't Mary.

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Speaker 1: I check this out. I called in these people letting

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Speaker 1: them know that the pastor that officiated they ceremony, they wedding,

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Speaker 1: his papers ain't legit, so they ain't really married. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll sit back and watch me work here it is ready,

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Speaker 1: can't Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah, how

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Speaker 1: are you doing? Brian? My name is Daniel. Wanted to

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Speaker 1: give you a call today. You got a minute? Yeah? Okay, listen,

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Speaker 1: um you're you're Brian? Um right? You're married to to Alphea? Yeah? Hello, Hello, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that that's that's me. That's my wife's Yeah. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: got a question for you. I love if you guys

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Speaker 1: been married going on nine years now, we've been married? Now?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? My name is Daniel? Were you um?

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Speaker 1: Were you guys married a Greater New Missionary Baptist Church. Uh,

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Speaker 1: let me see. Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, that's the name

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Speaker 1: of that church. Yeah, great by nine years Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Why what's going on? What's asked me all these questions? Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you remember the minister that officiated your actual wedding ceremony? Yeah? No, uh,

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Speaker 1: reverend right, yeah, Okay, I got the right person. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to make sure I had the right person, Brian.

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Speaker 1: So I'm I'm sorry if it seemed a little weird

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Speaker 1: to you. Here's here's what's going on. We've just come

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Speaker 1: up with a new discovery a lot of information that

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Speaker 1: Reverend none of his credentials are true. Everything is false.

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Speaker 1: He's not a minister at all, he never was a minister,

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Speaker 1: and every single wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically

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Speaker 1: null and void. So, and I hate to be the

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Speaker 1: bear of bad news, but you and Alphea, even though

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Speaker 1: you think you've been married for nine years, you guys

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Speaker 1: are not married. No, no, no, no, not that you

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Speaker 1: gotta have the wrong person, because then that then we

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Speaker 1: got we got married by nine years ago. And what

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you is he he never was ordained he's

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Speaker 1: never been an ordained minister. He's not a minister at all.

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Speaker 1: So when he performed this ceremony, your wedding ceremony, he

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Speaker 1: had no right to be doing that. You guys are

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Speaker 1: not are not married. You know you guys have been

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Speaker 1: living in sin for nine years. Hold on, hold hold

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Speaker 1: on that. Let me tell you something. I ain't been

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Speaker 1: living man and my wife we have been married for

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Speaker 1: nine years. And that man he's a preacher. I'm telling

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Speaker 1: he's a preacher. Lance Sunday Sir. As of today, he

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Speaker 1: has he has no right to be in anybody's pulpit.

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Speaker 1: He has no right to be officiating, whether it's weddings

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Speaker 1: or funerals, no matter what it is, christenings for children.

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Speaker 1: He's not allowed to do that. And we have officially

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Speaker 1: stopped him from doing anything serving under UH as being

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Speaker 1: a pastor or a minister. We have stopped that. But

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Speaker 1: what I want you to know is that you have

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Speaker 1: been living in sin and you don't you get that.

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Speaker 1: We want to try and get you guys married as

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Speaker 1: soon as possible, so you're not living in sin. Oh no, doc,

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Speaker 1: I have been living in no sin. I have been

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Speaker 1: married for nine years. This woman ship been taking care

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Speaker 1: of me and my kids for the past. Wait, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, wait a minute. You guys. Have you guys

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Speaker 1: have children? Yeah, yeah, we got to two kids, two

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Speaker 1: beautiful kids. Okay, then those kids are bastard Stafford. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something. My kids ain't no bastard. What

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Speaker 1: about your kids, your kids on basthood? No, sir, my

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Speaker 1: kid My kids were born one in wedlock. Your kids

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Speaker 1: have been boring out. I'm telling you that man did

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Speaker 1: after God's own heart himself. He doesn't done everything that

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Speaker 1: that he come for me and my family. He is

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Speaker 1: a preacher. So I don't. I know it's hard for

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Speaker 1: you to know and I need you to be able

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Speaker 1: to tell Alfia that you guys are not married and

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Speaker 1: not as of right now. Now now, okay, so holder now,

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Speaker 1: back in the olden days, but before all these all

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Speaker 1: What do you? What are you? What are you getting at? Sir?

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Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is back in the older days,

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Speaker 1: Back then, they did the same thing today. You don't

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Speaker 1: need to know what degreed to say that that you're

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Speaker 1: a preacher. You don't need no life to say you're

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Speaker 1: nine years. My kids have been born in wedlocks. We

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Speaker 1: were married, we were married. I my friends and family,

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Speaker 1: they was all there, sir. The bottom line is that

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Speaker 1: that you have been living in sin because you have

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Speaker 1: not been married with your wife for the last nine years.

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Speaker 1: And your kids, I hate to say it, your kids

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Speaker 1: are bastards. Now. Oh now I've told you, don't say

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Speaker 1: nothing else about my kids saying I ain't no cuss up,

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Speaker 1: but don't push me. My kids ain't no bad said.

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Speaker 1: You understand me, you don't get me up, sir. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to give you the truth and try to get

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Speaker 1: not be living in sin any more than what you are.

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Speaker 1: I am living in no sins. Look now, you don't

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Speaker 1: make me whoop your a s s You understand, men

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Speaker 1: and my wife we have been married for nine years.

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Speaker 1: Don't shoot up here, come me talking about the way.

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Speaker 1: Ain't mat that that man ain't nonreaching you understand? I

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Speaker 1: get out of my phone. What you that's my life.

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Speaker 1: Those are my kids. They have been born in red lives.

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Speaker 1: You want saying, sir, So, I just wanted to call

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Speaker 1: and give you the information so that you could probably

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Speaker 1: stop living in sin. That's all I wanted to do.

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Speaker 1: I ain't even known saying that's what I just told

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Speaker 1: you. You You ain't hear me. I ain't living a no sin.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you're the one that's living a pist of sin. Now,

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Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing el saying to me that man,

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Speaker 1: I never that's nine years ago. They get so as

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Speaker 1: that's on my phone. So I so I have one

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Speaker 1: more thing, one more thing I'd like to say. You

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Speaker 1: ain't done nothing else to say to me. You ain't

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Speaker 1: get though, ass off my d am phone. Now do

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Speaker 1: you understand me? I ain't got time for this, sir?

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Speaker 1: Could I say one more thing? What you gotta say

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Speaker 1: to me? Now? So? I just wanted to let you

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Speaker 1: know that this is nephew tim Me from the Steve

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Speaker 1: warp In Morning Show. Your wife and feel got me

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Speaker 1: to pray phone call you? Uh man? Oh lord, it

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Speaker 1: down here? Uh do here? I almost win in on

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Speaker 1: your dog. You. I'm gonna let me go down. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna good. I put you up to this, got

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Speaker 1: me to prank you. Man, wow man, oh man, hey man,

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Speaker 1: you are right with me. Brother. I got to ask

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Speaker 1: you something, man, what is the baddest and I mean

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lands. Steve harbrom on

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Speaker 1: the show. How y'all feeling about me? Right now? Y'all

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Speaker 1: feel good about me? Right now? About you? You need

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Speaker 1: to stop feel feel nervous about marriage? License ain't legit.

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Speaker 1: Ain't none that legit ain't man. You quit kissing huh

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Speaker 1: them kids and stuff. I ain't done that right. The

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Speaker 1: kids are legitimate. Y'all ain't married. Hey, baby, Saturday night,

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Speaker 1: it's me in the Beautiful some more. We're in Glenside Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 1: We got two shows. We got one at seven, one

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Speaker 1: at ten at the Ketmic Theater. Tickets on sale right

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Speaker 1: now all ticket Master outlets. You just go right down

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Speaker 1: there to the box office. However you want to do.

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Speaker 1: Get you to April nineteenth, Friday night, Knoxville, Tenner. See

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Speaker 1: Me and the one and only Bruise Bruise will be

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Speaker 1: in the building. One show only, eight o'clock, Knoxville Civic Auditory,

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Speaker 1: Bruise Bruise. We will be there slinging them jokes and

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Speaker 1: laying in the cut. May second through the fourth. I

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Speaker 1: will be in Virginia Beach of the Virginia Beach Comedy Club.

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Speaker 1: Get your tickets down, saying right now, right now, right now,

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Speaker 1: Bruise Brummy, saying that's my man, Bruise, all right. Today's

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Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter subject is He's he preserves. He prefers himself

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Speaker 1: over me. That was not easy for me to say

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Speaker 1: he prefers himself over me, thinking that you up next.

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Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. Right after this, Tommy