Speaker 1: I think I saw a video of a couple getting
Speaker 1: in a big argument in front of a wah wah
Speaker 1: that was going on around on Reddit, and I thought,
Speaker 1: of the Philadelphians.
Speaker 2: It was my wife and Niple.
Speaker 3: That's who it was.
Speaker 1: Every night Tuesday night screamers at the.
Speaker 3: She didn't like that I was trading her through a
Speaker 3: wah wah dinner and I said, I said.
Speaker 2: But let's take it to the wah wah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't disrespect the wah wah. Let's let's let's
Speaker 1: solve this outside. I don't want to, you know, mess
Speaker 1: up other people. Sorry, I'm sorry. You're apologizing for the
Speaker 1: embarrassing me in front of my friends.
Speaker 3: Dude, you humiliated me in front of Rick Man. I
Speaker 3: know we have two arguments going on right now. One
Speaker 3: is the me taking you here thing, but the others.
Speaker 3: You can't talk to me that way in this wah wah.
Speaker 3: This is one of the nice ones.
Speaker 2: Hello the Internet, and.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Season three thirty eight, Episode three of Dally's
Speaker 1: Guys Stay.
Speaker 2: Production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: in New American share consciousness.
Speaker 2: You see how my voice got deep on that part
Speaker 2: he strained a little bit there, little a little trick
Speaker 2: I'm trying out. Yeah, it's a little training the thing
Speaker 2: I'm trying out for we'll thing I'm trying out for
Speaker 2: the kids.
Speaker 1: It's Wednesday, May fifteenth, twenty twenty four. We're halfway there,
Speaker 1: wo exactly, living on a prayer. Also bring flower It's
Speaker 1: bring Flowers to Someone Day, which is so non specific,
Speaker 1: like this one is a break flowers to someone, you know.
Speaker 2: It's also National Juice slush.
Speaker 1: Day, National Nylon stocking.
Speaker 2: Day, National Chocolate chip Day.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: I was taking a walk this morning and somebody was
Speaker 2: walking by me the other direction and they had just
Speaker 2: pulled a handful of flowers out of someone's garden. Oh,
Speaker 2: and we're like he was like doing like a magic
Speaker 2: Pixie dream girl thing, Like he was like dancing with
Speaker 2: the flowers and like, okay. So I didn't have the
Speaker 2: context until now for what was going on. He was
Speaker 2: a hashtag national bringing flowers. What do you think? What
Speaker 2: what's the is there is there like.
Speaker 1: A acceptable here's my question. Is it okay to rip
Speaker 1: flowers out of people's lungs?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I don't think them. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was just raised as a child of color, to
Speaker 1: never set foot on someone's property that was not yours.
Speaker 1: Don't even arm over a fence. But then her majesty
Speaker 1: whiteness is.
Speaker 2: A hell of a drug.
Speaker 1: She'll be like, oh, I can take this, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: maybe you can.
Speaker 2: I want that. My son is a four year old
Speaker 2: did that and I was pretty sure that he wasn't
Speaker 2: going to get beat up, but not because I was
Speaker 2: going to protect his ass. You know, learn a hard
Speaker 2: lessons there. Maybe anyways, Pabby Nationals bring flowers to someone day.
Speaker 2: Somebody day, somebody flower. The flower industry can't get enough
Speaker 2: for Mother's Day. Now, this one that nobody's heard of.
Speaker 2: Come on, my name's Jack O'Brien. Aka remember remember my
Speaker 2: water ice member wood Ice? That is courtesy of.
Speaker 1: Locarni on the discord, continuing continue it to.
Speaker 2: Bring up the time I got off a ride with
Speaker 2: my nephews. My pants were wet, and I blamed it
Speaker 2: on wood ice because that's what it was.
Speaker 1: You don't have to keep retelling the story, man, You
Speaker 1: give it like every time people need context, people in context.
Speaker 1: If I did not piss the pants.
Speaker 2: Honestly, Lacroni, it's rude at this point, man, it's a bullying.
Speaker 2: It feels like bullying. Now, thank you for keeping the
Speaker 2: legend alive. I'm thrilled to.
Speaker 1: Be joined as always buy my co host, mister Miles Gray. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's Miles Gray gallivanting around the nation's capital on his
Speaker 1: way to see Jay Dilla's MPC at the African American
Speaker 1: History Museum. I'm gonna do that later and I'm very excited. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm here and I'm eating a lot of food. Shout
Speaker 1: out to people who have been sending me places to
Speaker 1: go to. I've been to one of them. Than that,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just eating whatever's in front of me. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: when you have a baby, you don't have time to
Speaker 1: really be going out like that.
Speaker 2: Have you said to her, majesty, I'm glad we were
Speaker 2: here together in our nation's capital exactly. I'm wait, was
Speaker 2: that from from Forest Caump?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, holy shit. I never thought about that.
Speaker 6: They have a thing a cool thing you can do
Speaker 6: is I think they have a cool thing that you
Speaker 6: can do here when they dress you up like Forrest
Speaker 6: Gump and you can do with it all the cool
Speaker 6: stuff he did, like how people in Japan were kimonos
Speaker 6: and here in DC, you can dress up in a
Speaker 6: like a military uniform.
Speaker 2: Military uniform and get pushed around from the line to line.
Speaker 2: And it is one of the speech offensive scenes, just
Speaker 2: like subtly offensive scenes.
Speaker 1: Did he did he speak during the I Have a
Speaker 1: Dream speech?
Speaker 2: I don't think it was I have a Dream. It
Speaker 2: was like a hippies test.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was a protest. I know he was
Speaker 1: at the mall doing something that would have been hilarious.
Speaker 1: They even got him in there. But anyway, but it
Speaker 1: was like all the hippies were just there going from
Speaker 1: line to line aimlessly, just like following orders. And then
Speaker 1: they went to a black panther rally and like the
Speaker 1: black panthers are like yelling at him, and he gets
Speaker 1: like pushed in another direction, and the black panther keeps
Speaker 1: yelling at the empty spot where he usually had been,
Speaker 1: like an anger automaton. It's really like a weird little
Speaker 1: detail that like once I caught it, I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: what the fuck does this guy think?
Speaker 2: Is like exactly, Man.
Speaker 1: The war be it fucking Nam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just that lion bastard Johnson. Yeah. Anyways, a
Speaker 2: lot of a lot of Forrest Cup quotes for the
Speaker 2: kids again. You're doing a little something for kids thirty
Speaker 2: years ago, y'all. Remember, y'all, remember we're exposing them to history. Miles,
Speaker 2: We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
Speaker 2: by a brilliant comedian, writer, actor, just one of our
Speaker 2: favorite guests in general. He's hilariou is. He's chaotic, He's
Speaker 2: riding a recumbent bike in short shorts. He's Blake Waxland.
Speaker 3: This is Blake Wexler, a ka blumper legs, blumper legs.
Speaker 1: Blake it up before you podcast, Miles and jacket Common
Speaker 1: kiss my ass, Blake it up before you podcast. Listen
Speaker 1: to that side guys, right, I know you want to
Speaker 1: hit my thighs. Yeah with the head turn, how about it?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 3: I didn't want to blow out my levels unbelievable, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Thank you. How are you feeling? That was just bake?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like my legs that is all that.
Speaker 2: Your legs are all implants, right, it's natty. It ain't
Speaker 2: it's metal.
Speaker 3: It's silicon. It's shellfish.
Speaker 1: It's really big old lambshells just just crushed up and.
Speaker 2: Put in there. How are you feeling?
Speaker 1: Are you feeling free now that the Sixers are out
Speaker 1: of contention.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen you since then. Yeah, I feel great.
Speaker 2: I feel great about it. I feel correct.
Speaker 3: My knicks are you know, yeah by my thunder, you know,
Speaker 3: like there are my wolves. My wolves beat my sons.
Speaker 3: I pretty much like every team, right my favorite team.
Speaker 3: I think Liverpool's locked in the third in third, So yeah,
Speaker 3: there's really you know, Phillies are playing great, Eagles look
Speaker 3: had a great draft by And that's really all my
Speaker 3: life revolves around. Is there are things that I have
Speaker 3: no control over whatsoever, and letting them people younger.
Speaker 1: Than them, Yeah, and having letting them have just an
Speaker 1: absurd effect on your on your well being somehow to
Speaker 1: the things we are not control.
Speaker 3: And finances there right now, let's not forget finances and
Speaker 3: my marriage. Let's not forget my marriage as well. Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: it's important we promote things. Yet, can I promote my marriage?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Almost two years and so I sent the video of
Speaker 3: me looked like you guys are at ahuah wah recently. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: thank you for bringing that up. Yeah, So I in
Speaker 3: her defense, I brought her to we, meaning my side,
Speaker 3: I'm royalty at a Royalty. That's why I but yeah,
Speaker 3: brought her to a nice one. I was even going
Speaker 3: to order on the touch screen for her because it
Speaker 3: was one of the nice ones with a touchscreen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I like to order.
Speaker 3: For the for the the aisle because we were going
Speaker 3: to eat in the aisle and whoever else was in there,
Speaker 3: I was going to order for them. But yeah, no,
Speaker 3: she started hollering and hollering, holler. She was hollering at me,
Speaker 3: and I had a pro Pale Gatorade Propale fitness water hit.
Speaker 1: I spilled it all over my shone. Dude, do they
Speaker 1: still make that ship?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, Yeah, I've been drinking a lot of that lately.
Speaker 2: And that's not too long. Yeah, I'm flipping in my
Speaker 2: old you gotta come.
Speaker 3: It's clear, so it's healthy that Yeah, that's clear.
Speaker 2: That's why.
Speaker 1: That's why I drank lemon ice when that one first
Speaker 1: came out for Gatorays, yea, I was like, this is
Speaker 1: the sprite of Gatorays that my mom will let me.
Speaker 1: I was like, I think it's worse if it's clear
Speaker 1: a shower in crystal PEPSI you do, yeah.
Speaker 2: You do?
Speaker 3: It smells good. He doesn't even stick sticky. How you
Speaker 3: got that great skin? O'Brien's skin. You know what his
Speaker 3: secret is? Right, It's just all crystal PEPSI.
Speaker 2: He just showers. It's all crystal. It's always been that,
Speaker 2: it's always been there. Well, Blake, we're going to get
Speaker 2: to know you a little bit better in a moment.
Speaker 2: I'll wait here. First, we're going to tell the listeners
Speaker 2: a couple of things that we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I was telling Blake to wait right there.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting. But first we're going to tell the listeners
Speaker 2: a couple of things we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Going, wait, Blake, just wait there?
Speaker 2: Why did wait? Wait? Just wait? Okay, Jacko, are you good?
Speaker 2: I'm Goodla he's wandering off again.
Speaker 3: I don't have anything.
Speaker 2: I know you don't.
Speaker 1: But wait, all right, we're going to talk about polls.
Speaker 2: Maybe, we're going to talk about the video port all
Speaker 2: set up between New York City and Dublin, which I
Speaker 2: thought like the whole point was that people would be
Speaker 2: like flashing boobs and they're mooning each other, but like
Speaker 2: apparently got shut down for somebody just taking off their shirt,
Speaker 2: which is very weird. We'll talk about that. We'll talk
Speaker 2: about the Vegas restaurant that promised a bluey day and
Speaker 2: under delivered. And of course we'll talk about open AI
Speaker 2: giving you a personal assistant that you can jack off
Speaker 2: to all of that plenty more. But first, Blake Wexler, Yes, Blake,
Speaker 2: come back to the microphone, am I am? Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: You're getting warmer warmer, Yeah, you're all right, let's go
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: Sorry, before we get to any of that, Blake, we
Speaker 1: do like to ask our guests. No, you're off mic again.
Speaker 1: But so you're gonna have to take two steps to
Speaker 1: the left.
Speaker 2: What does it look like? What it looks exactly? Looks
Speaker 2: like fuzzy green thing on top.
Speaker 3: That's what this? Oh yeah, I thought we're back. I
Speaker 3: would hermit the frog in here that looks exact actly
Speaker 3: like this into into it.
Speaker 1: That's what I had to boost your vocals last time. Okay,
Speaker 1: that makes sense, into it?
Speaker 2: But this is right, Yes, you got it, you're nailing
Speaker 2: it right now. What is something from your search history
Speaker 2: that's revealing about who you are or something you've recently
Speaker 2: screen grabbed that is revealing about who you are?
Speaker 3: Well, thank god you added in that second one just
Speaker 3: to really expand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we're here for. It's good. It's good.
Speaker 2: It's like you're doing this for seven years, you know.
Speaker 2: It's sometimes we got to add a little wrinkle, Like
Speaker 2: did you hear what I did with my voice at
Speaker 2: the beginning, the like deep thing, Like when I said deep,
Speaker 2: I made my voice deep.
Speaker 3: It was kind of It's interesting you're like Bette Midler
Speaker 3: and how she kept just adding things to her repertoire
Speaker 3: throughout her own career. Yeah, so she people say she
Speaker 3: was a triple threat. I think it's went tupple far
Speaker 3: more than that. But but that is not what I'm
Speaker 3: here to talk about today. We're doing it Bett Middller
Speaker 3: Special or is that the one of the books we
Speaker 3: can talk about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why this episode is called for the Boys
Speaker 1: in reference.
Speaker 2: And for the boys.
Speaker 7: Thing.
Speaker 3: For my I'll choose google search, I guess for this one,
Speaker 3: just because I'm a bit of a traditionalist. But I
Speaker 3: googled Steed Bonnet and he was a pirate, and I
Speaker 3: thought he was a made up pirate from that show
Speaker 3: Our Flag Means Death, which was on HBO for a while,
Speaker 3: which was a very very very funny show. I think
Speaker 3: it just got canceled, but it was very funny, and
Speaker 3: I know it's a good show on HBO after season
Speaker 3: most Strangly and it's great. I highly recommend it if
Speaker 3: you if you want to watch it. But he was
Speaker 3: known as the Gentleman Pirate. And then my sister's boyfriend
Speaker 3: does like tours in Charleston, South Carolina. It was nice
Speaker 3: enough to give my wife and on it and my
Speaker 3: mom a tour, and we went by this public square
Speaker 3: and it said here was where Steed Bonnet, the gen
Speaker 3: woman pirate, was hanged by the neck. And it turns
Speaker 3: out that Steve Bonnet was a real pirate. This is
Speaker 3: what I googled. And he was a gentleman's pilot, a
Speaker 3: pirate in that he and he was a sea pilot
Speaker 3: in ways too, but I meant pirate and to.
Speaker 2: Keep justifying the mistake you made, make it longer, and
Speaker 2: the pilots of the sea in many ways.
Speaker 3: C s c A of course. But he was called
Speaker 3: the gentleman pirate because often pirates they just stole their
Speaker 3: ships or got them in a devious way. But he
Speaker 3: was a very rich man who wanted to become a pirate,
Speaker 3: so he bought.
Speaker 2: A shop playing as a pirate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he then became one where he bought a
Speaker 3: ship and he paid his crew wages, which had never
Speaker 3: happened before, where the pay for pirates was just if
Speaker 3: you stole stuff off another boat, you know, yeah.
Speaker 2: You get that.
Speaker 1: Pay you whatever you can fit in your arms, man,
Speaker 1: that's your salary, exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: And yeah, he was a real got interesting guy. And
Speaker 3: I think it is funny when you will get history
Speaker 3: where it's like, oh, this person probably died at fifty
Speaker 3: or something. It's like, oh, no, this man is famous
Speaker 3: and he was like twenty seven or something when he,
Speaker 3: like just Blackbeard was a real pirate. I went on
Speaker 3: a real pirate.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was very two thousand and five, Yes, correctly
Speaker 1: when everyone is like are you a pirate or are
Speaker 1: you a ninja? And that was a fucking thing people
Speaker 1: said seriously to each other, and I was like, get
Speaker 1: the fuck.
Speaker 2: Away from me. Neither. So binary like that was when
Speaker 2: the Internet was five years old and it had the
Speaker 2: same interests as a five year old.
Speaker 1: Yes, sorry, this is where we're at as are you
Speaker 1: pirate or ninja?
Speaker 2: Next we're going to be in the race cars and bacon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: True, and now it's starting to get like terminal ailments
Speaker 3: as it gets older, you know exactly, it's very sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, truly self despis I said, we're teenagers, right,
Speaker 1: paranoia into our early twenties.
Speaker 2: I guess exactly what is. Well, that's a very fascinating story. Oh,
Speaker 2: thank you. Much more interesting than I was expecting from it.
Speaker 2: Like Steve, I thought you were gonna be.
Speaker 3: Like he's normally from the table thinking just.
Speaker 2: Based on what I expect from you, Blake, Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: just the name Steve Bonnet sounds like a like stuffed pirate,
Speaker 2: you know, like a it does like a child's toy stuff. Lash,
Speaker 2: go get your Steve.
Speaker 1: Bonnett, honey, Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, interesting, he sounds too cute to be
Speaker 2: a real pirate. Well, he would agree that.
Speaker 1: Now I want to know if other pirates are just
Speaker 1: looking at him, like you know how there's like comedians
Speaker 1: who are like those trust fund comedians who are like,
Speaker 1: you know, like, yeah, I'm grinding two men in the city.
Speaker 1: You're like, no, you're fucking not, dude. Do you have
Speaker 1: a Wikipedia page? I don't think you know it says
Speaker 1: who your grandfather is you don't, but your grandfather does.
Speaker 1: And then you're like an unhighlighted link on his page.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you're not even blow on the Wikipedia page,
Speaker 1: it says, and there.
Speaker 3: I know how much you make, I know how about
Speaker 3: you make. You can't afford to live in that place,
Speaker 3: right exactly? I know that for a fact.
Speaker 1: I know, man, the strike's killing me. You live in Brentwood.
Speaker 2: Is that a new watch? Yeah? Producer Justin is pointing out,
Speaker 2: first of all, Blake's right, Okay, fine, show like fucking
Speaker 2: And then he's watched the show and they actually talk
Speaker 2: about the trust fund pirate thing amazing, So okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm here for that trust so I'm actually going to
Speaker 2: watch it now. There it is, I think. Okay, we're
Speaker 2: also coming in saying it's a good show. So now
Speaker 2: I'm out again. But if I get an even number
Speaker 2: of recommendations, I'll be all right. Producer Bane needs a hopin,
Speaker 2: Producer Bay hopin. What is something Blake that you think
Speaker 2: is underrated? Underrated? Uh?
Speaker 3: Fried cheese curds. And I've been on the road a
Speaker 3: little bit, which means I'm slowly killing my off with food.
Speaker 3: And I've been I compare them to like mozzarella sticks,
Speaker 3: where Mozzerel sticks amazing, but only one dip you can
Speaker 3: generally use with the Mozzarelli stick like Marinara primarily, but
Speaker 3: with like dried cheese prim prime Era and Amazon prime Era.
Speaker 3: This is not good content.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm Primonaria right now pulling up was prim Era.
Speaker 1: I think it's going to age really well. I think
Speaker 1: it's gonna aige really well.
Speaker 2: That's one of those things that's ahead of its time. Man,
Speaker 2: I couldn't agree more.
Speaker 1: I can't believe Primonara got rid of their charge lemonades anyway.
Speaker 1: So they're limited to one dipping.
Speaker 3: Sauce one dipping sauce for mozzarella sticks, but for fried
Speaker 3: cheese curds you can use Marinara. You can also use ranch.
Speaker 3: I've been served with them, a barbecue sauce. I've been
Speaker 3: served with them, and then once when I was in Minneapolis,
Speaker 3: I got like a cherry ketchup, which sounds crazy but
Speaker 3: was like a little bit of sweetness in there.
Speaker 2: It was so good.
Speaker 3: So fried cheese curds I think as a as an
Speaker 3: an alternative to the prime am Era.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, curds don't make it out to the coasts.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I feel like every time I've had it, it's been
Speaker 1: in the Midwest. I don't know, maybe because like my
Speaker 1: dumb take is like, are they closer to the dairy farm?
Speaker 1: Like we got too many curds sell under the bar.
Speaker 2: We got plenty of dairy farms out here. And that
Speaker 2: one stretch that miles up the five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you when you reach just that terrible hell yeah,
Speaker 1: when you have to roll your windows up and then
Speaker 1: put the air conditioning on, like circulate interior air and
Speaker 1: turn the music up so you can't hear the screams
Speaker 1: of the cows.
Speaker 3: You can't hear the cows over my screams of yelling.
Speaker 3: Congress started the dust Bowl because every every sign on
Speaker 3: that road on the five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna get a lot of propaganda in that
Speaker 2: one kent still up for some reason. Take this dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So wait, you're saying that cheese curds, they will
Speaker 1: give them to you with different sauces, like you get
Speaker 1: four at once more or you're just saying that they're
Speaker 1: more willing to explore the studio space on what sauces
Speaker 1: are appropriate.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, for it ones are not made of money.
Speaker 3: But whatever they give me without having to pay a
Speaker 3: surcharge for additional sauces generally two to three, I would say,
Speaker 3: is what you would get. But that is That is
Speaker 3: My point is that there's more variety in the sauce
Speaker 3: where no one's going to stop you from putting a
Speaker 3: mozzarella stick into a ranch.
Speaker 2: You know, but I will throw my body in between
Speaker 2: a mozzarella stick and.
Speaker 8: Some holy shit, yeah ranches that I thank Domino's for this,
Speaker 8: that ranch they exposed me to, like ranch as dipping
Speaker 8: sauce for everything.
Speaker 2: Now it's just God, I love ranch.
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 1: You gotta make it yourself, making it. When you make
Speaker 1: it yourself, it's there's like a little green onion zest
Speaker 1: to it that really comes up.
Speaker 2: I mean, when you make it yourself.
Speaker 1: Maybe when I make it myself, it probably sucks, miles
Speaker 1: Let's it's actually pretty easy. I would even say an
Speaker 1: oaf like you could even.
Speaker 9: Put So there's this restaurant near there's a chain of
Speaker 9: restaurants I guess out here called Great White that has
Speaker 9: a lot of food that I like, and they have
Speaker 9: their own homemade ranch.
Speaker 2: And it sucks Oh really Yeah, it's really bad.
Speaker 1: And it's like put me off of anything that isn't
Speaker 1: Hidden Valley because I'm just like they, I'm going to
Speaker 1: fuck up the deal. You know, they just put way
Speaker 1: too much dill.
Speaker 2: In that day.
Speaker 1: What's the deal, bro, that's the deal? J dilla over here?
Speaker 1: The dilly I just touched grounds down in Philly? What
Speaker 1: is something Billy?
Speaker 2: Thank you Blake for following along. Indeed, Dilly deli, dailly
Speaker 2: dong oh, dally dilly.
Speaker 10: Remember that that was it on my lower back. This
Speaker 10: guy's a cop, man, this guy's a fucking cop. I
Speaker 10: got it tattooed on my lower back.
Speaker 3: I forgot it was there, and then I got it
Speaker 3: tattooed again my lef wrist, and now I have not
Speaker 3: It's dilly dilly dely.
Speaker 2: Dolly dy Uh. What is something you think is overrated? Overrated?
Speaker 7: Down?
Speaker 2: Not the direction? Fuck? I had so much material on
Speaker 2: how down as a direction was overrated? Close?
Speaker 1: It's so negative, it's so negative, Like I just take
Speaker 1: it off my Nintendo controller when I get it.
Speaker 2: You know, I just can't make a mistake.
Speaker 3: But from a goose, from a goose, I think it's
Speaker 3: it's too warm. I think it traps heat too well.
Speaker 3: And you know what, let me let me be more specific,
Speaker 3: because I would imagine there's a corner of the world
Speaker 3: where it's quite cold and down you would want that.
Speaker 1: But if you would imagine that, there's no way to confirm,
Speaker 1: but you know, to imagine they don't know for sure
Speaker 1: parts of the world that are cold.
Speaker 3: I'm talking out of my ass here, but I've heard
Speaker 3: that there are some places through the grapevine. But I
Speaker 3: would say for a bed for like a comforter, I
Speaker 3: think down comforters are suffocating and you never need something
Speaker 3: that traps heat that well when you're sleeping. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 3: be right back. You're listening to the I Part radio network.
Speaker 3: Big players spreading money all about and whatever others.
Speaker 1: You have big super spreader players with the money.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a fair point. It's really you know,
Speaker 2: they're flying very high. It's got to be cold up there.
Speaker 2: But I do wonder if that that's why there's such
Speaker 2: assholes down on land, like down amongst us. Is too
Speaker 2: much heat being trapped into hot tempered you know, I
Speaker 2: think that's what that's worth.
Speaker 3: That makes me, yeah, more empathetic. Actually, now that you
Speaker 3: say it that way because.
Speaker 2: If I was that hot, because usually you will beat
Speaker 2: the ship out of a goose, a mother goose.
Speaker 3: Yes, alternate, I will take one out. I'll take one
Speaker 3: out I had. I actually got a I put a
Speaker 3: like a huge blow on my bicycle, so now I
Speaker 3: can drive around and take out these these hot birds.
Speaker 3: But now I'm rethinking that and I might take it off. Yeah,
Speaker 3: have a heart geese.
Speaker 2: Think about the geese inside there, won't you? Yes, I
Speaker 2: bet they look real fucked up without the feathers.
Speaker 3: Oh god, can you imagine terrible?
Speaker 1: Probably die right if I'd imagine a like a bird
Speaker 1: without its feathers, is it's count down to death?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Probably their skin would look like Jack's if he didn't
Speaker 3: bathe Crystal light pepsi. I don't even know if we
Speaker 3: talked about that on air.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you call it? That clear thing crystal pepsi?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh no, but I'm saying you got the diet.
Speaker 2: Version light crystal PEPSI. Give me a pepsi free pepsi
Speaker 2: free blind from Back to the Future. That doesn't really
Speaker 2: make sense anymore, And I won't watch that.
Speaker 1: Nice tries the mechis and this brings me back to
Speaker 1: my point. The Meccas is a fucking idiot, fucking Bobby z.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back
Speaker 1: and we'll.
Speaker 4: Talk poles, poles, poules, right back, and we're bad.
Speaker 2: I think they're so smart and.
Speaker 4: We're back poles.
Speaker 2: They think there's like.
Speaker 1: Those frogs, the frog the bud light frogs. They that
Speaker 1: I remember them all and then they take at the end. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: daily dilly.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: Polling, Yes, the thing that we're sweating over, not sweating over,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's just worth touching on
Speaker 1: some recent polling that has come out on the presidential race,
Speaker 1: because most of the headlines are some form of Biden
Speaker 1: is losing in battle ground states or Trump leads Biden
Speaker 1: in five states. The last headline is taken from the
Speaker 1: New York Times, and while it may be technically accurate,
Speaker 1: the numbers are much closer than the headlines reveal. He
Speaker 1: leads by like Trump leads in three states by a
Speaker 1: slim margin, and the other three states are basically a tie.
Speaker 1: And what some polling experts say is misleading is that
Speaker 1: these polls have a very small sample size and are
Speaker 1: focusing on registered voters, and they say, look, you got
Speaker 1: to look at the people who are likely to vote.
Speaker 1: Registered voters or people who are merely registered to vote.
Speaker 1: They can say whatever, but likely gives you a little
Speaker 1: bit more of an accurate picture because these are people
Speaker 1: who are saying, no, I'm intent on voting and this
Speaker 1: is how I'm going to vote. You look at likely voters.
Speaker 1: Biden has about a four point edge.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? I don't know.
Speaker 1: You know, at this point, it's still early, and the
Speaker 1: bulls are basically telling us that it is very, very close.
Speaker 1: And I think you know if you're if you're saying, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want another Trump presidency. Another decent sign is
Speaker 1: that in Senate, racist Democrats seem to be leading in
Speaker 1: races in Arizona, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: But what about the youngs?
Speaker 1: You know a lot of the headlines also Ready.
Speaker 2: Just give me a fucking excuse to blame the young's mind. Jesus,
Speaker 2: come on, give me.
Speaker 3: They don't want to work. They're not working, so are
Speaker 3: they voting?
Speaker 2: Like a young They just they just want to camp
Speaker 2: outside and yell and make signs and listened to whatever.
Speaker 1: They like in their hamas tents. I've seen it. How
Speaker 1: come all those tents are the same on those campuses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly heard.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so again, the New York Times has the
Speaker 1: most negative results when you look at other national polls.
Speaker 1: It says it's like thirty thirty percent to thirty one percent.
Speaker 1: Trump is up by one percent of like, you know,
Speaker 1: younger voters that they that they were polling quote unquote,
Speaker 1: you are winning outright. Thirty thirty one percent to thirty
Speaker 1: percent is what the New York Times results seem to
Speaker 1: That would be staggering. A Harvard poll, Yeah, Harvard poll
Speaker 1: has it fifty six to thirty seven. That's Biden up
Speaker 1: nineteen points. Pew Research has fifty nine to thirty eight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Biden's up twenty one points. But I think it's clear
Speaker 1: that the New York Times, at least from what I've
Speaker 1: seen in the last couple years. Maybe maybe I'll be fair,
Speaker 1: maybe the last couple months. Maybe you know, the New
Speaker 1: York Time they like to take liberties with their editorialized headlines,
Speaker 1: so saying that Trump the actual headline is Trump leads
Speaker 1: in five key states as young and non white voters
Speaker 1: express discontent with Biden and now I know who to
Speaker 1: be mad at exactly. It reveals an erosion of support
Speaker 1: for the president among young and non white voters upset
Speaker 1: about the economy and gaza. So again it's written away
Speaker 1: when JENNI sign when cut out, Oh you can't afford
Speaker 1: at home. I bought my house for twenty thousand dollars
Speaker 1: in outs or a three million.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's basically for healthcare when I broke my
Speaker 2: leg and now I'm bankrupt when my college education what's
Speaker 2: a false promise? Fucking babies Jesus right.
Speaker 1: But yeah, again, like we're saying, it's definitely giving their
Speaker 1: readers a reason to reflexively just blame progressives and younger
Speaker 1: voters if Trump wins. But again, most of the point
Speaker 1: at bet like at worst, it's it's very very fucking close,
Speaker 1: and there's no way to fucking make sense of these
Speaker 1: polls right now. The other the one, the other thing
Speaker 1: that is worrying though. In Axios, it was being reported
Speaker 1: that Biden is, first of all, just to lay the
Speaker 1: table here, Biden is not performing as well as he
Speaker 1: was in twenty twenty at this point, and it's been
Speaker 1: reported that he actually doesn't really believe in any of
Speaker 1: the bad polls where he's good and either do his
Speaker 1: advisors like they're kind of like, nah, it's just like
Speaker 1: hater shit, no need, no need to humans who aren't
Speaker 1: willing to vote for you. We call them fucking haters.
Speaker 1: We don't wantactly, that's what they're saying. That's what all
Speaker 1: they're saying to each other in the White House right now,
Speaker 1: agreeing with each other. And it's just these young exactly
Speaker 1: they're gonna be exactly exactly. But yeah, all this to say,
Speaker 1: polling is always changing, and again we'll see neither candidate
Speaker 1: is really dominating, but the underlying data suggests Biden may
Speaker 1: have the slimmest of advantages. And look, plenty of time
Speaker 1: for either of them to have a huge fuck up
Speaker 1: or their bodies to expire, or maybe that disaster Republicans
Speaker 1: are waiting for it to pounce on is on the way.
Speaker 2: I who knows. All we do know is November. Please
Speaker 2: take your time. I feel like the disaster is here.
Speaker 2: Biden is fucking it up and like this is it's
Speaker 2: a weird one.
Speaker 1: Like Republicans, they couldn't be like, yeah, man, Biden is
Speaker 1: all in on just the killing of innocence, Like this
Speaker 1: is what our FOREM camp. He's fucking letting people use
Speaker 1: bathrooms wind energy.
Speaker 2: But I don't know, I feel like I saw somebody
Speaker 2: writing about like their stance on this is like I
Speaker 2: don't need to like claim I'm going to say I'm
Speaker 2: going to vote for Biden right now when there's an
Speaker 2: opportunity he needs my support in the like in the
Speaker 2: coming months, and he's completely fucking outside of like what
Speaker 2: it seems like a reasonable humanitarian like job a president
Speaker 2: would do. So like, I don't know, it's like I
Speaker 2: feel like this headline is aimed at people, like to
Speaker 2: get everybody to just panic and go back to just
Speaker 2: being like, yeah, but it's better than Trump, and so
Speaker 2: we got to go back to supporting him, and obviously
Speaker 2: like we you know, yeah, it just feels like they
Speaker 2: don't want you to have the right to.
Speaker 1: Threscern any kind of leverage over a presidential candidate. We
Speaker 1: have God, that's like the only power we have in
Speaker 1: this world. Let world run by like corporations and like
Speaker 1: more corporations than him.
Speaker 2: Right, And that's how good.
Speaker 1: That's how backwards the state of things are is, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, people are definitely in the streets and protesting,
Speaker 1: and then the other part is being like, well I
Speaker 1: might not vote for them, Like no, just don't do
Speaker 1: that out of your mind, right, Well then fucking come
Speaker 1: to the table or yeah, yeah, exactly, the polls are
Speaker 1: all just haters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so big yikes.
Speaker 1: If true, And I believe based on how he's the
Speaker 1: glacial pace at which this president moved.
Speaker 2: I believe true. Man, his face looks more and more
Speaker 2: like it hurts, you know, like he's he's like doing
Speaker 2: a thing with his face that's like really like looks
Speaker 2: like it's on fire. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, like you got and you didn't wipe your face
Speaker 1: off and like the like the chlorine is just drying
Speaker 1: your skin out or something. Yeah, you know, it just
Speaker 1: like looks real stretched and like whoa kind of look
Speaker 1: like him when you did whoa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good impression. Yeah. Like, maybe I'll take
Speaker 2: a picture and you can. You can go to Instagram.
Speaker 1: That's my I'm just gonna put I'm just gonna do
Speaker 1: my my little photoshoppery and put Biden's face on yours.
Speaker 2: And I don't think I'm going to realize that.
Speaker 1: All right, this is a fun little so there's been
Speaker 1: a couple of fun little art projects in New York lately.
Speaker 1: We had the enormous hot dog that grew erect and
Speaker 1: ejaculated confetti into this guy over Times Square. Comfetti comfetti,
Speaker 1: It comfettied everywhere. Uh, And there was like a wrestling
Speaker 1: ring by the base of it, and just just a
Speaker 1: fun way to celebrate slash make fun of America. And
Speaker 1: there's also now a video portal set up between New
Speaker 1: York City and Dublin, and basically it's a live feed
Speaker 1: that they designed to look like a sci fi portal.
Speaker 1: The aspect ratio is pretty cool.
Speaker 2: It does kind of look like you're just like looking
Speaker 2: like you can walk into it and come out on
Speaker 2: the other side.
Speaker 1: If I was, if I was like on mushrooms, I'm
Speaker 1: there's like a fifteen percent chance I believe that that's
Speaker 1: just on the other side.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool. Things started off nicely,
Speaker 2: people waving to each other, dancing, siblings having reunions.
Speaker 3: There was a proposal, yeah, all very nicion was featured.
Speaker 2: The featured fucking hurts. Yeah. But then my fellow irishman
Speaker 2: ow but if there's a camera that's live streaming, you
Speaker 2: have to do dumb shit in front of it, like
Speaker 2: the people found out. I don't know what they were
Speaker 2: doing for that first day, but like eventually the law
Speaker 2: people are like, you know what we have to do.
Speaker 1: There's a social contract that says if there is a
Speaker 1: camera live streaming.
Speaker 2: Basically, the bar is opened in Dublin right, probably mere
Speaker 2: moments after the portal opened, because the bars are never
Speaker 2: not open in Dublin. I was once walking home from
Speaker 2: school at two in the afternoon and a woman in
Speaker 2: like a school marm dress came out of a bar
Speaker 2: and threw up on my shoes and then went back
Speaker 2: in to the bar.
Speaker 1: Like it's just oh, just these yeah, yeah, they go hard,
Speaker 1: like from Jump Street.
Speaker 2: It's it's all like a massive state college campus over there.
Speaker 2: Just that level of drinking.
Speaker 1: That's that didn't bode well for the people who wanted
Speaker 1: this to be a fun, little art project for people
Speaker 1: around three thousand or so miles away.
Speaker 11: Does I think it rules who we are this is
Speaker 11: But I guess that I'm mad about is that they're
Speaker 11: not embracing the chaos because, like we said, inevitably people
Speaker 11: started doing dumb shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is from an article about a quote a
Speaker 1: number of drunken Dubliners were seen standing in front of
Speaker 1: the portal pretending to take cocaine. You know, this is
Speaker 1: from the pretending to Europe when they say take cocaine,
Speaker 1: take it, yeah, to cocaine, holding up their phones to
Speaker 1: show pornographic videos and showing photos of the Twin Towers
Speaker 1: on n.
Speaker 2: This is you. Did you see that? The guy literally
Speaker 2: just marches up and he's like point, He's like, huh huh.
Speaker 2: Remember this nine to eleven. That's your town, right. I
Speaker 2: was in Dublin months after nine to eleven and a
Speaker 2: girl I went on a date with was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: but you guys kind of deserved it, Like damn, you're like,
Speaker 2: what are you saying? That's fun? It's me a wife.
Speaker 2: People do.
Speaker 3: So you're like on camera and you see it in
Speaker 3: local news stuff and then on the big jumbo screen
Speaker 3: at like sporting events and stuff where right, that's I
Speaker 3: think that's maybe the best representation of how we could
Speaker 3: have predicted that this was going to happen. And I
Speaker 3: remember when I was in high school, I went to
Speaker 3: like a Phillies game with five of my best friends
Speaker 3: and then we got on the big jumbo tron and
Speaker 3: instinctually they all just started beating the ship out of me.
Speaker 2: Like Audi.
Speaker 3: They treated like friends. They were all at my wedding
Speaker 3: like they were all my best friends. That doesn't naked
Speaker 3: muttered the wheels are on my best friends.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: Then on my wedding he pants to me when I
Speaker 1: was giving my yah, took the underwear down too.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know how best friends are. Then through red
Speaker 2: paint on me.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I was wearing a fur coat.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Another man was seen exposing his quote bare bottom in
Speaker 1: front of the Portland Dublin as a crowd around him. Believe,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you could find a single picture of
Speaker 1: the portal without at least one person mooning it like
Speaker 1: that feels like it is what it is for, right, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: that's what did you think was going to happen. It's
Speaker 1: it's for us to be do our stupid human tricks
Speaker 1: across the sea and they're gonna be like, hey, mostly
Speaker 1: my butt. Yeah yeah, fine, great, let's do it. But
Speaker 1: then an OnlyFans creator said she said she got the
Speaker 1: portal shut down. As of right now, it is shut
Speaker 1: down as they try and figure out some technical solutions
Speaker 1: to keep like within the spirit of what the art
Speaker 1: piece is. So I don't know what that means. It's
Speaker 1: like permanently. I thought it was like shut down for
Speaker 1: a second. Like as of an article three hours ago
Speaker 1: in the BBC, it just said the Couacter study overwhelming
Speaker 1: majority of interactions are positive, but a small minority of
Speaker 1: people had engaged in inappropriate behavior and it's been amplified.
Speaker 1: So we will continue the monitor the situation with our
Speaker 1: partners in New York to ensure that that portals continue
Speaker 1: to deliver positive experience for both cities. I would again
Speaker 1: argue that showing your ass flash the camera, doing nine
Speaker 1: to eleven memes across the sea, that's just what that's
Speaker 1: what this is for. And I don't think we should
Speaker 1: be trying to do anything else. I'm actually genuinely shocked
Speaker 1: to us that like not one dude started doing helicopters
Speaker 1: in front of it, because I feel like I see
Speaker 1: that all the time, and you're like that we just
Speaker 1: let out, like yeah, in like England or like just
Speaker 1: in Europe, like people get the people get the wangs
Speaker 1: out and they start a helicoptering and you know, so
Speaker 1: I guess that was maybe a copter too far.
Speaker 2: Get your wang copters out, because that's when I brainstorm.
Speaker 2: I truly assumed this was designed as a transcontinental like
Speaker 2: mooning and sunning device, Like what else could you have
Speaker 2: possibly thought was going to happen? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right, No, we had some serious conversations about mental health
Speaker 3: and how to solve the housing crisis, like no.
Speaker 2: It's right now supposed to show an unfiltered glimpse of reality,
Speaker 2: and like they shut it down for content that would
Speaker 2: have been rated PG in the early eighties, like boobs,
Speaker 2: and like mooning is not even like a PG thirteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and who would have known a bunch of depraved
Speaker 3: bucks would be in Times Square the worst place the
Speaker 3: entire world, Like.
Speaker 2: It used to be just all pornography there. You can't
Speaker 2: evensturbation show your breasts to the screen, which is what
Speaker 2: I call them. I call them breasts. I know I was.
Speaker 1: I was almost accidentally kicked by someone filming a TikTok
Speaker 1: dance video when I was in New York a few
Speaker 1: months ago, and that was like, I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is going on? Like everyone uses that area
Speaker 1: to make TikTok videos. Now you went to Times Square yeah,
Speaker 1: because when I for dinner, No, when there's some work thing,
Speaker 1: I was there, I had to go out there and
Speaker 1: like the place that I was going to, I had
Speaker 1: to traverse, like I had to cross through Time Square
Speaker 1: to get to it. And I was just like, wow,
Speaker 1: cool man, I'm in Times Square. And then some kid
Speaker 1: was getting sturdy and almost kicked me in my kneecap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, let's take another quick break and we'll come back. Okay, Okay, Hey,
Speaker 1: is that is that cool to you?
Speaker 2: Guys? All right? Cool? Don't leave though, Blake, stay right there.
Speaker 2: I'm not going anywhere. I'm stay. I have to used
Speaker 2: to staying here, keeping here the whole time.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is the green microphone for Eagles?
Speaker 3: It's it is my favorite color and also my favorite
Speaker 3: team's color. My favorite I like green everything?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Green? I love green? Greenies over a green huge.
Speaker 2: Green's your favorite color? I don't think I've ever asked
Speaker 2: you that, what's your favorite color? Bro? Don't don't don't
Speaker 2: start like you care now you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Is it gray?
Speaker 7: I know you?
Speaker 2: Fuck it? Idiot? The orange idiot? I love orange. Orange
Speaker 2: near the top. Orange is glue. I love orange, don't
Speaker 2: just say that now, Jack, Now I got a little
Speaker 2: orange flower right here. Oh yeah, orange sunflowers, orange star flowers.
Speaker 2: What they're all right? All right? Is that why you
Speaker 2: have Netherlands jerseys? Miles?
Speaker 1: I do like that is aside from the fact that
Speaker 1: there are a lot of like, like you know, some
Speaker 1: legendary players that have played for the Nettherlands. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, that's one reason I like to wear
Speaker 1: that jersey. Comem like yeah, like nice, you can't not
Speaker 1: everybody can pull orange off. And you know what I
Speaker 1: think it was. It was it took one ex girlfriend
Speaker 1: to say I looked good in orange to be like, yes,
Speaker 1: now I'm taking risks.
Speaker 2: Baby. Used to wear blue. I used to I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: I used to only wear fucking blue.
Speaker 1: Only blue, not even because I thought I was like
Speaker 1: some kind of like a crip or whatever. I was
Speaker 1: just so such boy that I was like, blue is
Speaker 1: my favorite. And then like if I'm feeling they're like
Speaker 1: they wear blue, yeah, I'll wear Carolina or I call
Speaker 1: it Carolina blue.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, baby, No no, no, no, no, no CalPERS blue.
Speaker 1: But then yeah, and then it took this one one
Speaker 1: ex to be like, wow, you look really good. And
Speaker 1: then like her friend, we went out like to a
Speaker 1: like a bar or something there. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: orange shirt, I like that on you and I was
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm the orange.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there it is. You can control my behavior.
Speaker 2: So with one on something I'm wearing, I will wear
Speaker 2: nothing else for you.
Speaker 1: I stopped shaving my shitty beard because someone in college
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, it looks like terrible.
Speaker 2: She's like no.
Speaker 1: I kind of remember thinking like, oh, what's up with him?
Speaker 1: Because he had like the interesting facial hair. And I
Speaker 1: was like, do you mean because it looks so shitty.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, you know, but it was. It was interesting,
Speaker 1: and for a while.
Speaker 2: I thought that was the move. It's not wonder thing.
Speaker 1: No, they must know, right, Like yeah, they're probably like, yo,
Speaker 1: I could vince this idiot to wear orange not shave
Speaker 1: his stupid ass beer.
Speaker 3: Someone said it was funny when I was six and
Speaker 3: I'm still doing stand.
Speaker 2: Up, like what you doing? Exactly right? Yeah? Yeah, look
Speaker 2: at us now? All right? I don't know are we were?
Speaker 2: We all were? We always back is the question. It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter back. We've been back, never been away. All right,
Speaker 2: we're back we're but back to the news. We have
Speaker 2: important news. A restaurant in Las Vegas promised a Bluey
Speaker 2: Day and it ended up being not so great. It
Speaker 2: was kind of yeah, it kind of Wonka experience ish that,
Speaker 2: but not I don't know, like this, this feels a
Speaker 2: little different to me. That's why that's why I wanted to.
Speaker 1: Bring it to to to this triumvirate of great minds.
Speaker 1: Is because ever since that Wonka experience in Glasgow, I've
Speaker 1: always just been dubious of like any event that's like
Speaker 1: gear towards kids. It's like, and we've got characters that
Speaker 1: you can check out, and yeah, this hot dog place
Speaker 1: they said, Hey, it's called dirt Dog. They're like, yo,
Speaker 1: Bluey Day, watch Bluey all that and face painting, gave
Speaker 1: blue giveways, meet the Bluey, meet Blue and friends. So
Speaker 1: guess what the parents showed up And now you can
Speaker 1: already guess how this ends, because why the fuck would
Speaker 1: we talk about a successful blue event? No, no, no, so
Speaker 1: good it was.
Speaker 2: It was so good. It was amazing. The kids had
Speaker 2: such a good time. Well, the voice.
Speaker 1: Work by the people in the suits was incredible. I'll
Speaker 1: just play this clip from the local news It starts
Speaker 1: off with a little girl saying, how like upset she
Speaker 1: was about the bullshit she was seeing in front of her.
Speaker 2: And I saw him like the sclor and I was sad,
Speaker 2: she said. I saw him and I just ignored him.
Speaker 2: I was so mad. Did he look like the cartoon?
Speaker 1: Did he look like like on TV? No? He he
Speaker 1: looked like unexpected. We could like hear fear.
Speaker 5: Sophia and other kids said the same reaction. The Bluey
Speaker 5: they expected was not who greeted them. On the left,
Speaker 5: this is a photo a parent took at an event
Speaker 5: with the popular cartoon character blue On the right, it's
Speaker 5: a staff member of Dirt Dog in a makeshift Bluey costume.
Speaker 1: The kids were distraught.
Speaker 5: Some kids were crying. Some kids were upset, crying in
Speaker 5: their parents' shoulders. Three thousand people rsvped on the Facebook event.
Speaker 5: Crowds poured in for hours. There were lines outside in
Speaker 5: the heat inside concerns about capacity, from the face painting
Speaker 5: to baked goods. Many parents say they were underwhelmed and
Speaker 5: the free stuff got snatched up quickly.
Speaker 1: How could you do that to little kids?
Speaker 2: How could you do that?
Speaker 1: So when I look at it, I'm like it's not.
Speaker 1: It's it definitely does not rise to the egregiousness of
Speaker 1: the experience that was like the.
Speaker 2: Wanka thing was like existentially troubling on the inside, right
Speaker 2: right right, Yeah, this looks like a rest like it
Speaker 2: looks like a Blaze pizza on the inside. Right that
Speaker 2: just happens to like have be overcrowded and have some
Speaker 2: like like have a bluey children's birthday party happening right
Speaker 2: like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, I mean, you know, like the restaurants like
Speaker 1: this is the restaurant's apology made it feel less scary
Speaker 1: because I was like, is this a scam? Where I
Speaker 1: think this feels more like the restaurants. I love this
Speaker 1: restaurant first of all. Quote it's called Dirt Dog. It's
Speaker 1: a hip hop themed hot dog restaurant.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: I was I was hoping that there would be like
Speaker 1: more of an old dirty bastard vibe. But I don't
Speaker 1: know how you pull off an old dirty bastard vibe
Speaker 1: like in a place that serves food but to kids.
Speaker 3: And then I want to a trademark infringement, that is
Speaker 3: one thing. They'll have a bad event, but they won't.
Speaker 3: They won't possessence, I mean exactly that. That was a
Speaker 3: question that occurred to me. It's like, where, how the
Speaker 3: fuck are they?
Speaker 2: They reached out to the creators of Bluie and we're like, hey,
Speaker 2: we're gonna throw an event with they'd probably get dinged
Speaker 2: for that at a mask, right, this has to be
Speaker 2: bad news for them one way or another drawing attention
Speaker 2: to this event. But yeah, it looks like a Blaze
Speaker 2: pizza with an Eminem poster on the wall. That's the
Speaker 2: only poster that I could see, just.
Speaker 1: The one, like really like great, but you want the
Speaker 1: hip hop thing they have? Yeah, yeah, it's from the
Speaker 1: It's from the Encore album. Not even one of his
Speaker 1: good ones. Yeah, but the fuck Encore. Nobody was fucking
Speaker 1: with that one.
Speaker 2: The staff just seemed like real cool though. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: were like, wow, Bluey's really popular. Good to know we
Speaker 2: won't fuck this up next time, and to know we're like,
Speaker 2: we're high as shit at our hot dog restaurant. It's
Speaker 2: on a whim thought maybe this would be something for
Speaker 2: the kids. Uh.
Speaker 1: They posted on their social media quote, we are truly
Speaker 1: sorry this event wasn't to standard. We will work on
Speaker 1: improving all of the events going forward so we can
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Speaker 2: The feedback was fuck you.
Speaker 1: My kids are so upset because you had some guy
Speaker 1: in the jank ass bandit pajamas. That shit wasn't even
Speaker 1: bluey because that was a thing that like the people,
Speaker 1: the complaints from parents, they feel like very American, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like we're shit, isn't that bad?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But you want to act like they were like and
Speaker 1: they served us broken glass. They're like, okay, dude, it
Speaker 1: was some dude. It was sure. The costume was yanky
Speaker 1: and it was banded. Okay, that's true.
Speaker 2: But they were you know, they were giving up. They
Speaker 2: were they have free treats and ship.
Speaker 1: There was a good college effort. They weren't telling you
Speaker 1: anybody like AI supernatural effects and shiit were gonna happen.
Speaker 2: This is exactly what I would have expected from a
Speaker 2: free blue event put on by a hot dog restaurant. Exit.
Speaker 3: I think it's a bar also, I was looking up.
Speaker 3: I think it's almost more a bar with hot dogs
Speaker 3: at it. Yeah, it is just a hot dog, So
Speaker 3: you brought your kids to a bar, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 2: It's not to yeah, but I do like the the
Speaker 2: part where the news report is like, and many parents
Speaker 2: were underwhelmed. That is the story. That's the essence of
Speaker 2: the story. It was underwhelming right right. The costume was
Speaker 2: a big miss, Like they fucked up the costume really badly.
Speaker 2: But that is not the level that requires a local
Speaker 2: news story. It feels like this is kind of coasting
Speaker 2: off of the power of that Willy Wonka story exactly.
Speaker 1: I think that's what I think everybody. That's why I
Speaker 1: was even like another Wonka story and then I'm like,
Speaker 1: this feels like it. Look, we get it. We we
Speaker 1: want everybody to we want another sad Oupa lupa at
Speaker 1: a bar.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: The costume is truly fucked Like they really did a
Speaker 1: bad job with the costume. Yeah, the way that thing
Speaker 1: is cut, I would not have kids around an adult
Speaker 1: man in that in that car.
Speaker 2: No like his Yeah, the body of Batman is like
Speaker 2: a big mumu. But then the face part is like
Speaker 2: a flat paper like mask that's like rising up over
Speaker 2: his head because he doesn't want to like actually wear it.
Speaker 2: But look, you can entertain a three year old with
Speaker 2: a cardboard box and cranks like that, that's an afternoon
Speaker 2: for you. So if there's this much anguish over an
Speaker 2: event is probably coming from like you know, them reading
Speaker 2: your ship, you know, yeah, yeah, so I don't know anyway,
Speaker 2: just just get a fucking cardboard guys. Is it that
Speaker 2: fucking hard? You don't have to take a blue fest
Speaker 2: just yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm like always amazed at with like what the baby
Speaker 1: is playing with. Like he's got all these toys and ship,
Speaker 1: now he just likes to play with the fucking weird
Speaker 1: stopper behind the door.
Speaker 2: There's like, yeah, that's like his favorite toy.
Speaker 1: What about this educational No, he's fucking playing that ship
Speaker 1: like a fucking.
Speaker 2: Banjo or like mouth harp like the bassist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't realize how important those doorstoppers are, by
Speaker 3: the way, until you break one. Because we have not
Speaker 3: had one in our door for like, I think maybe
Speaker 3: eight months, because the walls replaces it. Our neighbors I
Speaker 3: think are like that this is we have to go
Speaker 3: property dalues plummeted in the entire it's just the door
Speaker 3: not hitting the wall is so loud and jarring like
Speaker 3: the Dream.
Speaker 2: Palace at the end of Inception where it's just like crumbling, right,
Speaker 2: all right, and finally big news in the world of AI.
Speaker 2: Kind of, I don't know they changed the voice basically.
Speaker 2: I saw like a headline a couple of days back,
Speaker 2: those like open AI releases a new like flirtier chat GPT,
Speaker 2: and I was like, all right, like I don't unt
Speaker 2: necessarily want the way you said that. You like, yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: that was me being horned this one already. Yeah, alright.
Speaker 2: So they're releasing basically a new AI voice assistant that
Speaker 2: sounds exactly like Scarlett Johansson from the movie Her, possibly
Speaker 2: because they realize that people getting horny for their smartphones
Speaker 2: is good business. Possibly because Sam Altman is so sam Altman.
Speaker 2: I meant to talk about him more on our Tech
Speaker 2: episode because he's he's like a real he's a lot.
Speaker 2: It kind of exactly what Ed talks about when he's
Speaker 2: talking about like manager class people who pose as like
Speaker 2: I'm an engineer. I understand the ins and outs of
Speaker 2: all this, right, but then like doesn't like all all
Speaker 2: he's ever really done is like get Wall Street excited
Speaker 2: about an idea that he doesn't truly understand, or that
Speaker 2: he does understand but is trying to get people to misunderstand,
Speaker 2: very similar to Elon Musk. So ask Sam Alton Freed
Speaker 2: exactly and we're done here. Actually that's we We got
Speaker 2: to go out on that. But all right, Blake, yeah,
Speaker 2: just give us a song. Following the presentation, though he
Speaker 2: tweeted simply the word Her, which he has said before
Speaker 2: is his favorite movie. He's also the person who like
Speaker 2: talks about how he keeps a gun and poison pill
Speaker 2: on him like all the time in case the AI attacks,
Speaker 2: Like he just he his whole strategy is he likes
Speaker 2: to play up how advanced and like sci fi his
Speaker 2: technology is, even though experts in the field suggest it's
Speaker 2: basically just like a glorified autocomplete, but like he's borrowing
Speaker 2: from the cultural capital that sci fi films have given
Speaker 2: us to make billions and billions of dollars, Like it's
Speaker 2: the there's this massive market on Wall Street that is
Speaker 2: like based on all this hype around these things that.
Speaker 1: I think he's like, miss I can't tell if he's
Speaker 1: like willfully misunderstanding it or like some of the reporting
Speaker 1: on him suggests he like doesn't really understand the code,
Speaker 1: so maybe he really believes his own bullshit and is like,
Speaker 1: finally we've created my girlfriend that has been wanting to
Speaker 1: fuck forever. I love her so much. Please tell me
Speaker 1: what I'm looking at. These are ducks gliding on the wall.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's all like I feel like, on Twitter,
Speaker 1: so many people are just dubious, like out the fucking
Speaker 1: gate in terms of like what they like, what it
Speaker 1: said it was doing, and they're like they're probably just
Speaker 1: training it on the like just these very narrow, these
Speaker 1: very narrow examples. But yeah, either way, like like you
Speaker 1: were saying on Tuesday, we're not past the point of
Speaker 1: fun party toy, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's like what it does.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, man, get it to write a song
Speaker 1: about Jack's plumpers, and it's like even then, Zechgang is
Speaker 1: even fucking better than AI. So I'm like, well, I
Speaker 1: don't look, no, you're not You're not usurping anybody except
Speaker 1: for maybe, you know, being a bad visual artist or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're usurping me. My My ability to write plumpers
Speaker 2: is pretty limited.
Speaker 3: But I'm sorry, I don't like hearing you say that.
Speaker 2: I don't like about my friend. I don't, but one
Speaker 2: thing open A. I had to walk back the claims
Speaker 2: that they I was designed to sound like Scarlett Johansson
Speaker 2: because obviously they get suit if they didn't, so they're like,
Speaker 2: we've had these voices forever.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's that this is not just open AI
Speaker 1: like cyber Truck.
Speaker 2: Elon Musk was like, this is the truck from Blade Runner, right,
Speaker 2: which is like set in a depressing healthscape run on slavery.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, but that's pretty tight, right, can robots consent?
Speaker 2: Whoa? Whoa? What the fuck did you get from them?
Speaker 2: Here we go? Yeah? Shit.
Speaker 1: Metaverse is from all sorts of different sci fi universes,
Speaker 1: snow Crash being the most dystopian end upsetting, and now Her, which,
Speaker 1: like the movie Her ends with the protagonists realizing that
Speaker 1: he actually has to deal with the messiness of human relationships,
Speaker 1: and the AI is like abandoning humanity, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: if they should, they need to focus on like the
Speaker 1: cool shit I get, like the overarching themes from sci fi,
Speaker 1: but like one part was that I wish they could
Speaker 1: bring back are like the drugs from sci fi movies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Report Rember He's like, oh, he wants some clarity, and
Speaker 1: I'm like the And this dude was like fucking like
Speaker 1: watching his dead family and whole home videos and like like, yo,
Speaker 1: let me see that. I don't need metaverse, but yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll take I.
Speaker 2: Feel like a drug in Minority Report looked like a
Speaker 2: reverse kazoo Like it wasn't it like an inhale little inhale?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, like it like kind of
Speaker 2: shot it into your mouth.
Speaker 3: I kind of like that. I want more eye dropper drugs.
Speaker 3: All that's I also carry a gun and poison. I
Speaker 3: just hate my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just in case I need to. Man, look
Speaker 2: at that.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I would my whole my teenage bedroom would
Speaker 1: have been filled to pack to the gills.
Speaker 2: Was spent clarity inhalers? Yeah man, well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kazoo mixed with like a little with a vape.
Speaker 3: I guess we have those. They're called vape. Oh I
Speaker 3: guess they are just vapes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyways, blake vape from Clarity. Folks like Tucker Carlson says,
Speaker 1: vape Wexler, what a pleasure of having you.
Speaker 2: Thank you on the show. The vape is online? Where
Speaker 2: can people find you, follow you all that good.
Speaker 3: Stuff at Blake Wexler and all social media. I'm going
Speaker 3: to be in Lancaster, Pennsylvania for live stand up May
Speaker 3: twenty second, which is a Wednesday. Those tickets are available
Speaker 3: now May twenty third, the next day will be in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 3: And also I am doing I'm bringing my plumpers to
Speaker 3: charitable projects now where each year I bike in this
Speaker 3: the Philadelphia Eagles do this charity bike ride, so I'm
Speaker 3: raising money for autism awareness. And that link is also
Speaker 3: in my social media bios. If you if you can
Speaker 3: bear some money. If you can't, I get it. You're
Speaker 3: probably young gen z. You know work, you don't.
Speaker 2: Care, you don't care.
Speaker 1: Wow, you just want to take camp out. Y'all are
Speaker 1: just so poor, so poor.
Speaker 2: I want to get camp out and get Trump elected.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: Sorry, inflation's only hitting you.
Speaker 1: I think everything is priced fairly. Now, finally, that's my
Speaker 1: I do we do have to say that's a I
Speaker 1: was raised in an airport, so.
Speaker 2: I don't don't worry. I don't think. I don't think
Speaker 2: anyone thought that was your real take.
Speaker 3: No, They're like, why do they keep having him on?
Speaker 2: He's a scumbag takes. He's a scumbag.
Speaker 1: He gets everyone hate listens when he's on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true. Also, Daddy Long Legs, people should go
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Remember we were getting off, we were getting all
Speaker 1: fucked up on Clarity man, watching old hole movies.
Speaker 3: It's the most clear I've ever been.
Speaker 2: That's right, all right? Is there a work of media
Speaker 2: that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3: Yes, other than wester Daddy Long Legs available on YouTube
Speaker 3: and Clarity for free.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 3: There is a tweet from Shane O'Connor. He's a comedian
Speaker 3: at Plane Underscore Shane, and his tweet was happy birthday
Speaker 3: bono from at you two. I know I do this
Speaker 3: every year and you guys never respond, But I just
Speaker 3: tore my rotator cuff in Cornhole. It's the corn Whole
Speaker 3: Leaks semi Finals, so it would be the lot So
Speaker 3: that is the saddest tweet I've ever read. And that
Speaker 3: is from at Plane Underscore Shane Plain Chain, Plain Chain amazing.
Speaker 2: Miles your new nickname? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where can people find you as their work? Amedia you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying. I can be found at Miles of Gray
Speaker 1: on Twitter and threads and Instagram and all that other stuff.
Speaker 1: You can also find Jack and I on the basketball
Speaker 1: podcast Miles and Jack.
Speaker 2: I'm ad boost and you.
Speaker 1: Can also find me on four to twenty Dance talking
Speaker 1: about ninety day fiance. Some tweets I like at Jasmine L.
Speaker 1: Watkins who if you like NBA Twitter and you're not
Speaker 1: following Jasmine Watkins, you.
Speaker 2: Need to be.
Speaker 1: Because Lebron James was at the Cleveland Calves Celtics Game
Speaker 1: four the other night, sit in front row and someone
Speaker 1: pointed out like underneath him he had a bottle of
Speaker 1: red wine. Said Lebron James has coffee, a bottle of
Speaker 1: wine and water under his seat at Caves Celtics Game four,
Speaker 1: and then Jasmine did quote to it. He said breaking
Speaker 1: Lebron James is in his late thirties and yeah, that
Speaker 1: felt about right. Another one is from Ellie Kreman dat
Speaker 1: Ally Cremondall at Elli Kremndall tweeted, every X smoker spends
Speaker 1: one minute a day fantasizing about an alternate reality.
Speaker 2: We're smoking is good for you? Yeah, yeah, we all.
Speaker 2: I think we all have that. It's like, maybe that's
Speaker 2: the secret to the life. Yeah, that's clarity.
Speaker 1: I do do that, all right. You can find me
Speaker 1: on Twitter at Jack Underscore. Ohbrian tweet, I've been enjoying.
Speaker 1: I just enjoyed this history historic VIDs tweet, which is
Speaker 1: like fifty percent of my feet at this point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's everyone's fucking feet. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: This is what basketball looked like nineteen thirty nine. And
Speaker 1: it's just a video of basketball in nineteen thirty nine
Speaker 1: and there's just people just like draining the two handed
Speaker 1: set shots from like way deep. It's kind of impressive,
Speaker 1: but also everybody just looks completely unathletic and shitty.
Speaker 2: Yeah. We always talk about Boosti's about how how basketball
Speaker 2: is progressive, it gets better year to year, and if
Speaker 2: you dis agree.
Speaker 1: Watch you're saying you want to take these jokers on
Speaker 1: the on the seventy six ers. Man, I mean, this
Speaker 1: does make me fantasize about how good at basketball I
Speaker 1: would have been in nineteen thirty nine. I know, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I know, like you can block the shot
Speaker 1: with your elbow, like the way they're shooting it. They're
Speaker 1: like shooting it from their waist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I shoot from the hip, which is not
Speaker 2: good for basketball.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, real bad nation shot from above
Speaker 3: your head. Nah.
Speaker 2: Nah, I gotta shoot from the belt, which which our
Speaker 2: uniforms have. For some reason, every basketball has a big belt. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I guess they didn't have elastic. Also Cold Stone Cold
Speaker 2: Jane Austen tweeted one day for Mom, one.
Speaker 1: Day for Dead, a week for Sharks, as it should be.
Speaker 2: That is correct. We do have the correct balance on
Speaker 2: that one.
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