WEBVTT - “The Therapy Expert” with John Early 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.640 Forever. 0:00:04.559 --> 0:00:11.240 Hello, Oh my god, honnun, we're doing some hime, Marie. 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:13.800 I love you in the summertime because you're just so free, 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:19.319 which that's so rude to say, considering we're we've been free. 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:20.959 But I'm just saying, are we really free? 0:00:20.960 --> 0:00:26.400 Cis I still got these chains on that imagine we 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:32.239 just like we took a hard left shackles. 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:32.200 Shackles on my feet. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:35.040 No, I'm just saying, you're like so bouncy and happy 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:36.520 and no makeup. 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:39.559 And makeup at the time. Yeah, but you're just I 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:40.560 don't know, it's something else. 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:42.519 And you can't bounce in a snow boots this, you 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:45.440 can't bounce in a heavy ass Doc Martin. 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:47.599 So yeah, well you look light. 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:49.600 You look light, and you'll look tell me that I 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:51.199 look blessed, like I'm losing weight. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:53.519 I didn't say you're. 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:56.800 No, your muscles are popping out. Did you look aggressive? 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:57.160 Oh? 0:00:57.160 --> 0:00:57.640 Thank you? 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:57.960 Wow? 0:00:58.040 --> 0:01:00.160 I look like myself. Yeah, you look like it. We 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:03.280 dated you would low ki hit me. It's fine, it's fine, 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:03.760 you're good. 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:06.760 Like maybe I choke you. 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:09.920 Yeah, oh yeah, not like that room though outside and 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:13.119 like a like a taco bell wore. 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:17.960 And they're like that's just what we do at Taco Bell. 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:20.080 They're like, what kind of sauce do y'all want with this? 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:25.040 Just mild? Yeah, So well, thank you for that compliment. 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:26.680 That was nice. I'm trying. Did you give me a 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:28.640 compliment because I said that you were mean? 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:29.399 You did? 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:31.360 You did? Is that why you gave me a complment? 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:33.920 I see what you posted on the instagram for the 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:35.240 Unofficial Expert and was. 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:38.920 Like, who is saying something mean in this picture? Everybody 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:42.199 said Marie, but they one person. But they love mean. 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:44.560 They love when Marie is mean. They love it. 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:46.920 I'm just like, well, what am I? But Sydney, you're 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:50.480 also mean. I feel like you trying to act like 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:52.720 you're this, like I'm an angel that you guys love 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:54.680 to hate. And it's like, no, s you mean too. 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:58.480 This we bonded over meanness. This is mean, pretty girl 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:01.920 bs that this podcast. That's the foundation of our friendship 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:02.760 is the meanness. 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:05.960 We bonded because you were pretty. And I was like, oh, 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:07.920 she looked mean, And I was like, I'm gonna talk 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:15.160 to Regina. George. He's like, that's so nice, that's fine, 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:16.160 quiet shade. 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:21.440 Okay, So last episode I felt like I was saying 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.880 too much, and so I want to work on just 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:28.400 being more selective with my words and information. Then the 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:33.080 nerve you have, the nerve, the audacity selective. Since I 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:35.040 did a whole episode I made fun of a dude 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:39.200 in a wheelchair, I talked about squirting, what was I 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:41.200 wasn't selective on that episode. I need you to be 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.560 as candid and as messy as you used to be. 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:44.079 Sis. 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:46.919 I just don't want to get from episode one want 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:48.880 to get in trouble. I don't want to get in trouble. 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:52.679 I was a comment on yesterday's post that they knew 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:53.400 who you were talking. 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:55.320 I know, and then I talked to them in the 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:57.960 DMS and I was like, if you fucking say anything, 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:00.200 I will come and find you in LA and cut 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:00.680 you up. 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:04.880 I didn't say that, but there's that sweet as there's 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:05.920 that Christian day. 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:09.960 I will butterfly filay you if you say anything. And 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.600 He's like, you were being I mean, you're saying everything 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:14.000 you said her social on the podcast. 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:16.200 I did not you said her social, You said her 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:18.840 mother's maiden name, everything, all the information that we needed, 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:21.360 first pet's name, the street that she grew up on. 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:23.079 You gave us a lot of information. 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.560 Well, I'm gonna stop any hu Marie, what you're an 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:26.160 expert in this. 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.160 Week because I'm not prepared to go first this so 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:30.160 I'm gonna go ahead and deflect to you. 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:31.760 Is that though, is the word deflect? 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:32.040 Yeah? 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:33.440 Sure, so sure? What were you an expert in for? 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:33.920 I don't know. 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:37.760 I was on the apps this week? Yes, And this 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:40.440 is strange. This is really I shouldn't be on the 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:43.520 apps because one, I'm gorgeous and I. 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:46.040 Mean, sweety sweety honey baby, none of us should be 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:48.080 should be on the apps, but we are. 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:52.000 I'm fine as fuck, and it's just it's weird. And 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:55.120 now I'm seeing why people are not. 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:57.520 Talking to you. 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:01.640 Now they're not going to me though. Yo, I'm getting 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:04.760 curved left and right. I'm just not saying the right thing. Well, Sidney, 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:09.160 I've seen some of the conversations and it's like, girl, girl, 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:12.160 I'll be a little more flirty, I'd be a little 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:12.680 more nasty. 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:14.400 I'd be a little dirtier, you know what i mean. 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:16.240 So I'm like, so where do you work? 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:16.560 Now? 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:18.479 No? 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:22.280 The question you should be asking is how long can 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:24.040 you hold your breath? Because I'm gonna sit on your 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:28.080 face these things. And whenever Sidney's greenshot something and sends 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:29.320 it to me, I'm like, that's what you should how 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:31.440 you should respond, And it's always something trash. 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:33.279 But I don't think you're listening to me. 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:36.359 So what do you like? The comments like, so, what 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:40.000 are you here for? And I was like, for mutual physicality? 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:42.560 And and Devin Walker was like. 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:43.720 Are you an attorney? 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:43.880 Like? 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:48.320 Who the fuck talks like that? Mutual mutual physicality is 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.279 a thing. I don't even know what the hell physicality means. 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:53.520 It's like us getting active, we're sex. 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:55.679 Okay, ask me that question, and then I'm gonna answer 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:57.159 it the way that I've been answering that question. 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:58.640 Hey, so what are you here for? 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:02.919 Multiple orgasms? That's how I've been answering that question. Multiple 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:10.360 or yes physicalitymutual physicality, multiple orgasms, it's synonymous. 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:15.360 Yea, well, that's why you're living your life and you're 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:17.880 popping that thing, popping that thigh, popping that. 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:19.400 Thing like it's your profession. 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:21.600 Now, I mean says you know, I'm unemployed, so yeah, 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:24.120 you know, this is what happens when shows get canceled. 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:25.400 People morph into horse. 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:29.479 Oh my God, I imagine it, just remembering like Para Rangers, 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:31.520 they'd like morph into like into. 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:34.000 Their swords or whatever. I remember sorts anyway. Whatever. 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:37.320 Imagine if we see you underneath the bridge, just a second, 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:39.239 indict like it's because of Usler. 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:41.800 I would never I don't even know where. 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:43.560 If you don't even know how you get under a 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:47.480 bridge in New York, it would be like Central Park, 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:50.040 like a londou like rape bridge. 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:51.440 Anyway, shut up, Sydney. 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:53.920 Yeah, but you know, I'm on here and I'm trying, 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:58.159 And a lot of people sent me references like other 0:05:58.240 --> 0:05:59.400 apps to go on. 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:01.680 One of them is called called Gush. One is called no. 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:03.599 I think that's a party that might be a party 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:05.640 ooh so lesbian party called Gush. 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:08.160 Yeah, we're gonna go. We're gonna go to that. And 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:10.239 then I'm on another app called her. 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.800 And it's weird because all these apps just want you 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:15.599 to pay more money to unlock this other level. 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:18.440 I'm not paying for someone to talk to me. Are 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.679 you fucking serious? What do I look like a rich dude? 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:21.080 No? 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:23.159 Absolutely not. I am not that I am. 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:25.120 Either you're gonna talk to me or I'm not gonna 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:27.799 find everybody sliding my dms. I feel like the people 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:30.760 are not sliding my DEMI. Here's here's what we're gonna do, upsetting. 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:32.400 We're gonna how much is the thing We're gonna We're 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:34.800 gonna slide some of the Patreon money to you so 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:37.719 you can get your stella got her groove back on 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:40.440 for the summer. I'm your WHOOPI Goldberg says, you are 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:41.560 my Angela Bassett. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:42.839 So you're dying of cancer. 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:47.479 Probably I am shaving my head, shaving my head so 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:49.640 I will look like I'm done of cancer in a 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:50.920 couple of weeks. 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:54.040 Anyway, Marie, Uh, what were you an expert in? Ya? 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:58.120 What was I an expert in this week? I don't know. 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:00.400 I really I don't even know how to to that question. 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:02.160 I don't even know what I did this week. So 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:03.600 she's unprepared. 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:06.520 You didn't hook up with anybody, not this week? I 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:09.960 did not, So you're closing the gap? You know, mind 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:14.480 the gaps? Is I stankally are the closing doors? I no, 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:15.240 I don't know. 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:18.080 I'm I was supposed to see one of the dudes 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:22.000 and he was like, oh, I'm going to Williamsburg to 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.160 pick something up. He just kept saying pick something up, 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:25.520 and I was like, what is he picking up? 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:29.480 Is he a drug child? Drugs? Like a suitcase full 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.640 of money? What are you picking up? And he wouldn't 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:32.360 tell me, And. 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:34.200 You should have wrote the problem with this, you not 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:37.680 picking me up? So okay because she was at home. 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:40.280 Yeah, but I also didn't want I didn't want to 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:42.680 host that night, like I had just done laundry. I 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:47.440 hate changing my sheet after I just changed my sheet, 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:48.680 so like I can't. 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.040 Is there a way to have somebody come to your 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:52.240 house to hook up? And you'd be like, can we 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:53.880 just do it on the rug? Like is that a 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:54.840 thing that people. 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:57.560 Are Well somebody who hasn't been on the pod yet, 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:01.160 Cola Scola was telling me about us sex blanket where 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:02.000 you just throw. 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:05.120 He did say your sex tarps. Yeah, like you throw 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:07.240 it down and then you're like you do whatever, you 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:09.120 throw it down, and then you throw it down, Yeah, 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:12.880 got it, and then you just fold it up and 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:24.120 then yeah, oh no, it's like reversible. No, you're an idiot. 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:26.640 But also I just I feel like you gotta clean. 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:30.680 I'm still doing laundry. You must have maybe two sex blankets. 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:33.880 Well, you can get multiple sex blank your sex blankets. 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.640 But I just feel like Marie, we were going so 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:38.240 high because. 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:41.280 We can still we got time. Since it's only been 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:45.000 only a week. It's passed of me not getting my eat, 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:45.520 prey ho on. 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:47.240 But you know, I'm still out here. What does it 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:51.120 feel like? Is it closing up? What is yours? Closed up? Sis? 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:52.920 It is? It's been a moment for you. It is 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:56.880 closed up? Okay, send the troops. 0:08:58.440 --> 0:08:59.480 How many troops you need? 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:02.400 How many people are you looking for? I need a 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:03.959 whole football team? Wow? 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:09.760 Speaking of football team, Yeah, our guess today could have 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:11.080 been a football player. 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:12.720 Maybe absolutely. 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:19.240 Honestly, like we are fans, we're friends, friends and fans 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:23.160 of this next guest, I mean literally doing everything and 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:28.560 anything that's like next Netflix, Comedy Central affiliated. Right now, 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:33.720 you're overseeing Jacqueline Novak's one woman show, Get on your knees. 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:36.400 Get on your knees for that mutual physicality. 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.920 Yes, and I watched it and I was like, Wow, 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:42.120 I'm inspired to low key give head right now. 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:45.440 Wait what, No, We'll get into this. Yes, it's so good, 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:46.640 so yeah. 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:49.280 Okay, yeah, but we're not going to talk about all 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:52.200 of that right now. We're going to talk about therapy 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:53.960 because he's our therapy expert. 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:55.240 Yes, give it up. 0:09:55.760 --> 0:10:01.600 Hey for genrely, Hi guys, it always takes me a 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:04.800 little bit to get comfortable with just the drink and 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:07.400 the dwink. You know what I mean, the head of 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:07.719 my own. 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:10.920 You can sit back in the chair. You see, we're 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:14.079 talking about, Uh, what the hell? We've talked about football 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:15.839 team football. 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:20.640 Team six getting rammed by twelve people. Rammed, you said, rammed, Wow, sitting. 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:23.520 Oh, the sex blanket is huge. I can I can 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:26.800 attest you haven't have one? Oh, I have one. It's amazing, 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:30.640 it really is. I never like whenever I when my 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:33.640 boyfriend have sex. Yeah we're not and we're not married. 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:38.040 Whenever whenever live. 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:41.520 Wow, what kind of Christian day are you? 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:46.440 I always my instinct right is to I wonder if 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:49.280 you really pull off the douvet and do it on 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.240 top of the sheets, you know what I mean, like 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:55.480 like you're in bed. But then but then I know 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:58.000 when and when we you know, when we got together, 0:10:58.160 --> 0:10:59.760 like he he would always like. 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:01.440 What he wanted to do it. 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:04.120 He's protect like to him, it's so common sense, like 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:06.960 protect the sheets, like because those of the sheets are 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:08.440 going to be sleeping in Like you don't want to 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:10.760 have to clean them constantly, you might as well do it. 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:12.720 To me, It's like the douvet is the thing you 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.480 don't want. You want to watch the douvet once a year. 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:22.760 Max, Yeah, well I'll watch. I put a dove cover on, 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:27.559 so I wash my do covers. I mean, because you 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:28.840 gotta put it on. You got to figure out how 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:30.280 it's all. 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:33.800 But in the summertime, I don't even have any of that. 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:36.480 I don't have that comforter. We just have one sheet 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:37.080 we have. 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:39.600 It's hard. 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:42.440 We don't have an I don't have an a C either. 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:45.400 I have a fan and I I'll be tucked into 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:45.880 the douvet. 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:48.400 No, you must be rolled in it. You must be 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:54.360 drink that's I'm just dropping pounds sweat. No, I'm not. 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:57.600 You're sleeping in a puddle when I sleep with the 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:58.480 fan on medium. 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:00.960 I don't have a sweaty body. You know it's good. 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:04.320 Are you sweaty? You're sweaty. 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:07.400 You're sweaty as hell. And I've always been sweaty. 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:10.199 When you sleep though, you're just like, yeah, Sydney, you too, 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:11.160 I'm a sweater. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:15.800 I stink too, Like all the toxins, everything that's getting 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:17.480 else she's Oh, it's like, am I going? 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:19.200 Am I going through a detox? 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:22.160 I got to balance that beauty. 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:25.520 Yeah, yeah, she's pretty, but she smells smell, And I 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:27.040 didn't realize that until I started. 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:30.959 I can't even say it. I can't even say it. 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:36.920 But I smell now, No, I can't contractually cannot say it. 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:40.720 I got physicality, I cannot, but I smell and it's 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:42.079 it's fine, I'm gorgeous. 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:48.840 But anyway, jump something ready to body. Yeah, there we go. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.840 We got it, John, I just want to can I 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:54.880 just swoon just for a little bit, like I'll take it, 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:57.240 like everything about you, Like I remember when I met 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:58.640 you and you had that turtleneck on. 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:00.960 It was like love at first turtleneck. 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:02.679 We really we have a turtle net connection. 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.920 We do crazy y'all just said, you're sweaty and you 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:10.679 smell and you are like sausaging your bodies into some turtlenecks. 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:12.640 It's I love the look. I really do. 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:15.040 It's so weird to see you without one. 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:17.760 Yeah, no, I know. And as I was, as I 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:24.120 was saying off mic, it's I'm trying to stop desexually myself, 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:27.040 desexualizing myself at every turn. I have hangover brain right now, 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:31.480 so I'm literally the words are not the brain Jacque whine. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:32.880 I got so drunk after the show. 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:33.559 What do you drink? 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:38.840 We drink this fucking cocktail that Scott sound like poisons. 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:43.679 It was like tequila. It's very like it feels so light, 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:45.520 it goes down so easy with like five of them. 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:47.280 That's how they and I don't remember paying. 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:50.240 You don't remember drinking dish. 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:53.040 You're one of those here's the life of the party 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:54.160 and you're like, oh, I don't know. 0:13:56.600 --> 0:13:58.400 It's like uber here later. 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:00.720 Got a dash okay, Sharon it so you right bye, 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:01.960 like I'll get the next wrap. 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:05.880 Every time I confirmed via Texas Morning that I did pay, okay, 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:08.199 but I don't remember paying or getting home. 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:12.079 That's a good night or a bad night, but that's 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:12.560 a good knight. 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:13.440 It was fun. 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:16.280 When you wear a turtle neck do you wear the 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:18.800 necklace outside or do you wear it in? 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:21.400 And had it like leak over. 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:23.320 The well, I would say like wearing a necklace at 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:26.360 all is a step closer to not desexualizing myself. So 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:28.000 I haven't been wearing a necklace over the turtle neck. 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:29.720 But I'm going when I do turtlenecks, I'm going to 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:31.240 add a necklace because that's hot to me. 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:35.040 Okay, wait, but there's a thing that's saying like turtlenecks 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:35.720 are not sexy. 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:37.920 But no, I think turtlenecks are sexy. But I think 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:40.840 there is there's an irony in it when I wear them, 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:43.840 not when you wear them. You, I've never I never 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:46.040 got caught a whiff of irony in your. 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:48.720 Turtle because because there's different types of turtlenecks. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:51.760 Right, Sydney's wearing a fitted like a sheer Yes moment 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:56.000 Plush City is gonna it's basically a bodysuit. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:01.000 Yeah right, it's nasty. She's not putting on got sick. 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:03.320 Exactly. 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:13.680 Cash Okay, he's rich. Okay, but Unicolor has cashmere turtlenecks. No, 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:17.920 is that branded? Are they sponsoring? You? 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:24.760 To his website, John Early slash experts, I. 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:27.440 Do love unic cloth, though I am wearing uniclose shorts. 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:28.280 Okay, let's. 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:31.400 Have the shirt that I got in high school and 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:33.120 I literally just foun out today has a toothpaste from 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:36.160 the Drunk Goodness Toothpaste stand, which is impossible to get out. 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:37.760 When you came in, I thought that was Prince. But 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:39.320 that's why it's. 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:42.120 Aggressive. Look what he's doing. 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:46.200 And then guests magic with the statue of Liberty. He's 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:49.400 making it disappear. So it's like Freddie. 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:50.800 Mercury, David Copperfield. 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:52.560 I was going to say, I was going to say 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:54.920 David Blaine's father. 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:58.280 But well, essentially, I mean, yeah, this is a shirt 0:15:58.280 --> 0:16:00.720 I got, you know, in one of those little bins, 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:03.440 like five dollars bins and Adventuance during high school. 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:05.160 And then I was like, oh, you were doing vintage 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:06.120 in high school. 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:11.160 So aggressively, like so performatively, like oh it's vintage. 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:12.920 That's how you knew he was going to be a star. 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:15.160 You know, just like when you're a kid and you're. 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:17.600 Like, oh no, no, no, I don't do labels. It's like 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:18.840 what gross? 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:20.640 I didn't do labels as a kid, But that's because 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:23.880 my parents were poor, Like Marie, what's that? And it 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:26.560 was like, well, the only designer stuff I had was 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:28.800 from Marshalls and it was like, you know, too big 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:29.080 for me. 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:30.760 Yeah, yeah, I couldn't have labels. 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:33.160 I wanted a pair of Nikes so bad, and my 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:35.800 auntie and uncle took me to j C. Pennies and 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:41.400 got me a pair of bikeys. It said bikey's, not nikes, 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:44.520 And I wore them to school the next day. And 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.800 when I tell you, I cried. 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:51.280 From start to finish. Was like, is that a big 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:52.480 I'm saying? Was it a sloper? 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:55.480 Was anttle curl? Oh? 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:57.760 No, No, it was just a hard It was a sharp chick. 0:16:57.840 --> 0:17:00.280 It was just a line. It was a line. There 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:03.080 was no check, there was just the line. And there 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:04.520 is that a bet? 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:10.320 Is that a beat? Bikeys? Like they're screaming and lipped. 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:12.480 I mean, knowing what we know now, you should have 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:15.080 been You should have been able to flip it, you 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:17.119 know what I mean, Like it's actually pronounced bike and 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:19.240 these are from a Korean brand that olah blah blah 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:21.240 blah blah blah started, you know what I mean. Like now, 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.640 as an adult, you'd be like, no, they're not called bikes. 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:26.920 They're bikes. Yeah, you don't know bikes. 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:30.639 But I wish I was that witty when I was 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:32.560 a kid. None of us, none of us were, except 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:33.160 for maybe John. 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:35.639 I wasn't. I was silly, but I was not witty. 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:38.080 Were you like a class clown? 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:43.240 I was actually pretty like shy, you know, until it 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:46.960 was on stage, when it was like ice crossed like 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:47.640 you know. 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:48.959 And when did you get on stage? 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:53.200 Just like literally trying like literally after school, like doing 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:55.359 sketches like that kind of stuff, and then like and 0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:57.560 then started, you know, in the theater like musicals and 0:17:57.560 --> 0:17:58.120