Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, are we recording cute? Yeah, last last solo
Speaker 2: episode was funny because I was talking about you know,
Speaker 2: the letters that will.
Speaker 3: Not be spell started. Yeah, Sydney, you've started. I'm talking.
Speaker 3: It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 4: This is the beginning of the episode.
Speaker 3: This is the beginning of the episode. Hold on, can
Speaker 3: we just both say hi? Wait a minute.
Speaker 2: I felt you know, I'm I'm ready. You know, Hello,
Speaker 2: it's Marie. I'm prepared. Welcome Sydney.
Speaker 3: It's fine. I mean, he just restarted the episode. I'm
Speaker 3: prepared to or I was just plugging in my phone.
Speaker 3: It was dead.
Speaker 2: That sounds like he was unprepared from last night when
Speaker 2: you didn't charge your phone.
Speaker 3: Cheers.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just wanted I was talking about last solo episode.
Speaker 2: I thought I got We got a lot of good
Speaker 2: feedback from that. Yeah, a lot of y'all got HPV.
Speaker 2: So yeah, there's a lot of crooked coaches out there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've had it.
Speaker 3: I have it.
Speaker 2: Somebody was like, it's not a big deal. My friend
Speaker 2: had it. She had cervical cancer and it's fine. And
Speaker 2: I was like, whoa, that's that's that don't sound.
Speaker 3: Fine to me. But thank you for your kind words.
Speaker 5: I mean, we were trying to tell you that everybody
Speaker 5: got it except me.
Speaker 2: Yes, but Sidney, you got you had a virus. You
Speaker 2: had a parasite.
Speaker 3: I had a parasite that went away. You're still in
Speaker 3: there a little bit.
Speaker 5: No, it's gone. That was like a decade ago. Wow,
Speaker 5: it was over a decade.
Speaker 2: Vintage vintage virus a tbt.
Speaker 3: Uh. Okay, Well, how's everybody doing today? Wonderful.
Speaker 5: I just want to thank everybody who came to the
Speaker 5: Unofficial Expert Live.
Speaker 3: That was so much fun.
Speaker 5: Yes, I really appreciate you guys dealing with our lighting situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they had two black girls up there with no spotlight. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Luckily we had a PowerPoint so you saw the shadows
Speaker 5: of us, just just words across our faces, shout out
Speaker 5: to Union Hall coming through.
Speaker 4: True. I think I showed up. I showed up at least.
Speaker 2: Yes, Andrew was there and y'all were more excited to
Speaker 2: see him than you were. That was very We have
Speaker 2: a special guest judge and everybody was like, is it
Speaker 2: black Andrew because some of y'all still pretending you thought
Speaker 2: he was black, and that is a get damn last.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was actually problematic that you guys were that
Speaker 5: excited was we were.
Speaker 2: So excited Andrew. We were so happy to have you too.
Speaker 2: Also because you did the PowerPoint, so we appreciate you.
Speaker 5: And also you know you and Jay you're back and forth.
Speaker 5: Good goodness. I mean, we had no idea that you
Speaker 5: sent him a picture of your butt.
Speaker 3: You didn't tell us.
Speaker 2: Yes, new developments for the people who were not at
Speaker 2: the live show, Andrew.
Speaker 4: People know what Jay looks like.
Speaker 5: Yes, but Andrew, you didn't tell You did not tell
Speaker 5: us that. You were like, oh my god, he's such
Speaker 5: your flirt, He's so weird. And then it was like,
Speaker 5: well he's weird. You showed him your ass.
Speaker 2: Andrew slid his ass a photo of his ass into
Speaker 2: Jay's d MS, and Jay dropped the bombshell on stage
Speaker 2: at the left show.
Speaker 3: And we saw Andrew's butt.
Speaker 4: We did.
Speaker 3: The funniest thing is that you wrote, well, this is
Speaker 3: not a paper plate.
Speaker 5: And it was like, it's a syrophonm plate that leads
Speaker 5: in a plate with a bumping in a plate.
Speaker 3: It's a plate that has like that bowl part on
Speaker 3: the bottom. Yeah, a little bowl. It's cute. I like
Speaker 3: it. It's a nice butt. Thank you. Yeah, you do what
Speaker 3: you can. City's but it's aggressive.
Speaker 2: Remember when we were cunting going Sydney is both cunt
Speaker 2: and now I'm gone.
Speaker 3: We flipped it. We definitely flipped it. I don't know
Speaker 3: because you the mean one. Now, no, not at all.
Speaker 3: Well you not the thin one. Whooa, come on, Marie. Goodness.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying between the two bodies, I'm the skinnier
Speaker 2: of the two.
Speaker 3: You know, I look very hungry. I look almost Sarah McLaughlan. No,
Speaker 3: not at all. You just look like muscles. That's it. No,
Speaker 3: I don't look like you're a smaller version of your sister.
Speaker 3: I've lost ten pounds, So the answer is no, it's
Speaker 3: the ten pounds. Was your hair, That's all it was? No,
Speaker 3: it was it? Shut up.
Speaker 2: Okay some of it might have been my hair, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: but the rest of my body. At least six of
Speaker 2: those pounds came off my body, right, which is not
Speaker 2: what the goal was.
Speaker 3: Were trying to get thick. It's getting cold. I'm already there.
Speaker 5: I actually need to I needed to do a flat
Speaker 5: tummy tea or something like that. I'm looking at pictures
Speaker 5: and seeing, you know, a little fupa coming out. I'm like, mmm,
Speaker 5: I can't have a selt fupa. I'm all set with.
Speaker 3: That spelt poop. What say the word again? A swelt
Speaker 3: super Yes, fupa fat upper pussy area.
Speaker 5: Got it because that's what it was. That was what's
Speaker 5: going on? Or maybe I'm just like bloated. I can't
Speaker 5: really tell I stop eating ramen like that, So I
Speaker 5: shouldn't be really that bloated.
Speaker 2: Yes, but there's other things I have sodium in them,
Speaker 2: Like literally all the other food that you.
Speaker 3: Eat has salt in it.
Speaker 5: I change my diet. When I go to the diner
Speaker 5: on Sundays, I have a grapefruit and two chicken wings.
Speaker 3: That's an I have a great friend a.
Speaker 2: Waffle fry. You have a handful of waffle fries. You
Speaker 2: don't even touch the celery with the chicken.
Speaker 3: I don't want that. You don't give a damn about
Speaker 3: the carrots. You asking for lemonade. I've changed that. I
Speaker 3: get I get a tea. Now I'm changing it up. Well,
Speaker 3: good for you friend.
Speaker 2: You think because you don't have ramen that you should
Speaker 2: not be holding you shouldn't okay anyway, whatever.
Speaker 3: I'm not a nutritionist. I don't know nothing about none
Speaker 3: of that. Well, did you have a good week?
Speaker 5: I think that you know it's getting cold and you
Speaker 5: got to switch up the jacket situation. No more jackets
Speaker 5: that don't have lining in it, none of that cute shit.
Speaker 5: They're like, oh my god, it looks good, but I'm
Speaker 5: still freezing. It's like, put on a real like fleece
Speaker 5: underneath your jacket.
Speaker 3: Do what you need to do. Nobody likes a shivering bitch.
Speaker 3: Nobody likes a girl that's like, oh my god, can
Speaker 3: you put the heat on? Sidney? You are I am
Speaker 3: that girl, and nobody likes you.
Speaker 2: Come to anybody's. Everybody hates me in here, and it's like, well,
Speaker 2: maybe you shouldn't be in that sein ass shirt.
Speaker 5: Everybody today I am. I got it from stitch Fix.
Speaker 5: Shout out to stitch Fix.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, we don't do that.
Speaker 2: We're sending me more day slash slash expert.
Speaker 3: What's the promo code, slash unofficial expert like that slash smart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yesterday I got caught because the day before it
Speaker 2: was nice. So yesterday I was like, I'm gonna put
Speaker 2: this hoodie on and a jean jacket on top, just
Speaker 2: a thin, unlined acid wash situation. And I stepped outside
Speaker 2: and I was like, mmm, I'm not going.
Speaker 3: Back up the stairs.
Speaker 2: I was close enough, I was still in front of
Speaker 2: my building. I could have just went up and put
Speaker 2: a different coat on. But I was like, once I
Speaker 2: leave my house, because it takes me so long to
Speaker 2: go outside.
Speaker 3: Once I leave, if I go back.
Speaker 2: Up, I'm not coming back out right, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: come back outside. Yeah, I'm gonna be up there for
Speaker 2: another three hours. So I just went out and I
Speaker 2: shivered the entire rest of the afternoon.
Speaker 3: Do you guys do that? Do you guys?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: Does it take you a long time to get out
Speaker 3: of the house.
Speaker 2: But why does it take us so long to I
Speaker 2: don't even know what I'll be doing. I just can't.
Speaker 5: I know exactly what I'm doing, dreading going out. If
Speaker 5: I could stay in the apartment all day, I would
Speaker 5: do it. And then I get onto everybody's answer stories.
Speaker 5: I'm like, damn, I wish I wish I was out.
Speaker 3: And then I go out. I'm like, ah, this fucking suck.
Speaker 3: I wish I was home. Yeah, everybody's terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I don't know how like, are you
Speaker 2: logging out of your Instagram?
Speaker 3: No, well I don't do that. You should log out?
Speaker 4: Yeah, wait, how do you what do you do for that?
Speaker 3: I log out?
Speaker 2: So I don't like to be on Instagram after ten
Speaker 2: pm or before ten am, So I log out and
Speaker 2: then I won't log back on until my clocks is
Speaker 2: ten oh one.
Speaker 3: Whoa, yeah, but my clock is ten minutes fast.
Speaker 2: So if you see me and it'd be it'd be
Speaker 2: ten ten, that's it's two o'clock for me.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: What if someone tags you in like in a really
Speaker 4: like tragic picture and you just don't see me.
Speaker 2: I think the way that I have my settings set up,
Speaker 2: if if you tag me, it won't show up.
Speaker 3: On my profile anyway.
Speaker 5: Yeah, on Instagram you can't see any of my tag photos.
Speaker 5: And that's exactly how it.
Speaker 3: Should hide from profile. Yeah, it's it's almost like who
Speaker 3: is this? Four? What is this for? I think we're
Speaker 3: at the age where it's like, do I need to
Speaker 3: put this picture up? People need to see this?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: I think I'm the person on Sundays that I always
Speaker 5: post the nit page, and I think I.
Speaker 3: Need you have you have unlimited data. I'm not. I
Speaker 3: don't have that, So I'm not running my data at
Speaker 3: the factory. Well, I do it because it's like, it's
Speaker 3: all about promotion.
Speaker 5: It's always be promoting, always letting people know.
Speaker 3: Hey, we are doing it, we are out here. You
Speaker 3: think I should stop?
Speaker 2: No, I think you should keep doing it. If you
Speaker 2: don't do it, I'm not doing it. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not adding the data to my plans.
Speaker 5: Is how many notches do you guys have on your
Speaker 5: fucking instant stories when you go out on like on occasion.
Speaker 2: M I feel like a max for me, it'd be
Speaker 2: like four five. You haven't you be having the real
Speaker 2: tiny amend of seals dash? No, they like dotted lines,
Speaker 2: they don't. No, I don't have them, Marie, how dare you?
Speaker 5: That's I feel like that's racist and homophobic that you
Speaker 5: would just say that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you go to my stories, it's like five.
Speaker 2: My dashes don't never get that little because I like,
Speaker 2: I'll shoot things and then I'll be like, I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna post this.
Speaker 5: You know, your shit has been so funny recently, I'm like,
Speaker 5: why doesn't you just keep putting this content?
Speaker 2: Well, that's when I'm talking, Like when I'm talking to
Speaker 2: the camera, it'll be like four in a row because
Speaker 2: of the story, like because I just won't stop talking.
Speaker 2: But you know, Andrew, I feel like you don't be posted.
Speaker 5: The most you post is like when I'm on the
Speaker 5: Unofficial Expert and tagging you in things, you repost that
Speaker 5: and you have like you.
Speaker 3: Do love some fan mail.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's your whole thing. You're like, Oh, make it
Speaker 5: look like everybody else wants me.
Speaker 4: Really what my brand is coming across?
Speaker 3: Yes, it is actually to Sydney.
Speaker 2: But last night you were out and somebody recognized you
Speaker 2: from this podcast.
Speaker 4: Someone and someone said I didn't know this person, and
Speaker 4: they were like, oh, you had sex with a homeless man.
Speaker 3: Because you did. Wait you went to Marie Show.
Speaker 4: No, no, it was Mary Beth's mixer.
Speaker 3: Oh you went.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was fun, it's good. And he was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you had sex with the homeless man. I was like, no,
Speaker 4: it's not homeless. But okay, he sent me a picture
Speaker 4: last week. He's traveling for work.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, a lot of homeless people travel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are no men. Yeah, that's what homeless people do.
Speaker 2: They without home back in Rome. Okay, him without a home,
Speaker 2: can roam?
Speaker 4: That's the that just because I met him on the street.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, brought him to your house? Andrew, do you
Speaker 2: have a sex blanket?
Speaker 4: A sex I just changed my sheets?
Speaker 3: How many sets of sheets? You think you? He sounds
Speaker 3: like you'd be using a lot of sheets.
Speaker 4: What do you mean, I just go to the wash?
Speaker 2: Yes, but how many sets? You're a man, yes, but
Speaker 2: you're a gay man, right, So, and I feel like
Speaker 2: you're changing your sheets every other night?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: I don't host that often? That was? That was?
Speaker 3: I don't Whenever you say host, it like it's a
Speaker 3: cheese plate weight.
Speaker 5: Do you have like little hot pockets, little bagel bites?
Speaker 4: Which is well, if I'm having sex, then I'm not
Speaker 4: snacking on every and that fucking sucks.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad I'm not a gay man, you.
Speaker 4: Know, but it keeps me.
Speaker 5: I need to eat something before we get into whatever.
Speaker 5: I cannot fool around on an empty stomach.
Speaker 4: No, but it's good because after you have then it's like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, no, I can I can eat.
Speaker 2: I'll be ready to No, no, no, you can you
Speaker 2: can eat while we have sex, not you, but I'm
Speaker 2: talking to.
Speaker 5: I'll be ready to fall asleep, I'm out if I.
Speaker 3: Love a snack.
Speaker 2: Also, like I like there's like I haven't spoken this
Speaker 2: weed that like everything just is better on it. And
Speaker 2: it's like sex on this particular little hybrid is cute.
Speaker 3: Oh you fucked up recently? No, but I've had this
Speaker 3: weed for a while. It's old.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about noises during sex? How do we
Speaker 2: feel about this? Because men I feel like, don't make
Speaker 2: noises and it's strange to me. It's almost worse than
Speaker 2: making too much noise.
Speaker 4: It's you do silent.
Speaker 2: A silent sexual partner is is not what I'm here for. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna some feedback.
Speaker 3: No, you feel like I feel like you're silent. I
Speaker 3: talk the entire time, you know, I'm talking to laugh
Speaker 3: in the entire time.
Speaker 4: Well, there are people that like are like adamantly like
Speaker 4: against it, Like you could tell like they don't want
Speaker 4: to have a discussion. They think it's weird.
Speaker 2: I don't know. If you've ever had your inside me
Speaker 2: and you don't want to talk to me, get out
Speaker 2: my house.
Speaker 3: What do you want them to say, Marie? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Just like when they're when they're quiet, I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: I'll be cracking jokes.
Speaker 3: What do you say this?
Speaker 2: Why you go to the gym so you could pick
Speaker 2: me up? If you drop me on and punch you
Speaker 2: in the chest. You know a lot of things.
Speaker 3: Like that, and they can stay hard. You look so focused.
Speaker 3: That's what's a nightmare.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yes, but because if you're not telling like nothing, Like
Speaker 2: certain people you hook up with and they'll be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, your body is amazing or oh my god,
Speaker 2: you're so pretty or whatever, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: like stuff like that. But certain people are the opposite.
Speaker 2: They will say nothing, no words, and it's like do.
Speaker 3: You like me? Like why are you here? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I feel like it's it's helpful to have a little
Speaker 5: back and forth, especially if it's like you in the
Speaker 5: moment and it's it's feeling good and the light is
Speaker 5: hitting you a little certain way.
Speaker 2: Right right right, the sun is like at the right
Speaker 2: point of the sky where like everybody's body is like a.
Speaker 3: Little bit pinky.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like the daytime.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not having sex at all, so I don't
Speaker 2: even know why I'm talking about this.
Speaker 3: That's fine. You could do.
Speaker 5: You're gonna have some runoff. You can have some TVT sex.
Speaker 5: Just you can talk about old sex times.
Speaker 3: It's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm just talking about in general. So, Andrew, are you
Speaker 2: somebody who makes noise?
Speaker 4: I like to give feedback, and I actually I had
Speaker 4: an experience recently recently this morning, no I wish, but
Speaker 4: I after sex. I was like, oh, that was like
Speaker 4: really good, like I enjoyed it. And then he has
Speaker 4: the audacity to say I could tell, like in like
Speaker 4: a mean way, not in like a oh like yeah,
Speaker 4: I could tell, He's like, and I was like, okay, bitch,
Speaker 4: like I could tell.
Speaker 5: Well, Andrew, I feel like you're the type that might
Speaker 5: give like porno voices.
Speaker 1: I'm not at hole. Yeah, it sounds too natural for
Speaker 1: you in wis browing right out. Wow, stop looking at me.
Speaker 3: You sound like a cartoon. He sounds like a cartoon.
Speaker 4: That is not me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like anime? Do you change your voice trying to
Speaker 6: make it deep? Are you sure that was good? I
Speaker 6: really enjoyed it. Yeah, I could tell. What did you
Speaker 6: say when he said that? And I was like, okay,
Speaker 6: well what were you saying? I mean, it's just you know,
Speaker 6: I'm not going to do it into a microphone.
Speaker 5: Why not? I just did it you've literally done everything else. Yes,
Speaker 5: have you talked about your homeless dick.
Speaker 2: It's like, because it's the safe space, people know that's
Speaker 2: your salvation army. But just like light mode, they know
Speaker 2: that you're a super sic moan, Wait Andrew, do you
Speaker 2: use an enema before?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't eat. You don't eat, so it's fine,
Speaker 3: it's fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but do you I don't know how many issues.
Speaker 2: But do you know in the morning before you leave
Speaker 2: your house that you don't have sex later?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: I will know. I have a pretty good idea of
Speaker 4: what's up there?
Speaker 5: You know, you know, so you write down, So you
Speaker 5: have like a diet diary.
Speaker 4: You have a movement like what I'm eating.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what the fuck I ate. That's why
Speaker 2: you said you don't eat ramen no more. But we
Speaker 2: understand this. We know what's going on over there. You
Speaker 2: don't if you write it down.
Speaker 4: Those noises bitch.
Speaker 3: Tight?
Speaker 4: Do you like when other people make noises?
Speaker 3: Yes, then what's going on over there? Because you it
Speaker 3: seemed like you be making fake noises. No, it's not fake,
Speaker 3: it would be real. I mean I've always been like
Speaker 3: a chatty person, so what you'd be saying during sex, harder, harder, yeah, wow, Like.
Speaker 4: And that's about it.
Speaker 2: That's hard, the harder, more, give me more, give me,
Speaker 2: give me more, give me.
Speaker 3: More, or yeah, or I'm like you look great.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah. I hate that when you compliment someone and
Speaker 4: then they never give a compliment factory.
Speaker 3: Well, sometimes you don't deserve Itiga.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I didn't mean to call you a nigga, but
Speaker 5: you know, okay, this is why people think Andrew's black
Speaker 5: because you say things like that.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, that nigga's in the studio right now. No,
Speaker 2: but you know what it is, because it because some people. Okay,
Speaker 2: the one person that I hook up with, he is
Speaker 2: good for that, Like he's good at complimenting and being
Speaker 2: voe but not talking too much. He's not like moaning
Speaker 2: out of control is not it's not problematic. But this
Speaker 2: other person is like be like radio silence.
Speaker 3: Is there a dead body here? Yes?
Speaker 2: But yes, it's fine, it's good, but like it could
Speaker 2: be better if you told me how stunning I am
Speaker 2: in this moment.
Speaker 3: But Marie, you hear that all this time. No no no
Speaker 3: no no no no no no no no no, it's
Speaker 3: not the same.
Speaker 2: You're not tired of that, Sydney. You're not tired of
Speaker 2: people telling you I'm taught. No, I'm not tired people
Speaker 2: tell me I'm good. I need you to tell me
Speaker 2: that I look good. I'm tired of people like I
Speaker 2: don't know. So I texted this tell me what are
Speaker 2: you tired of? I texted this person about it and
Speaker 2: he was like, old on.
Speaker 3: Let me read it work?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Mom, Sydney, please stop talking to me about who I'm
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 3: I'm not giving you no more details.
Speaker 2: I said, uh. I said, it's almost you don't make
Speaker 2: any noise at all. It's almost worse. And he was like,
Speaker 2: not making noises is worse than making noise and I said, yeah,
Speaker 2: Actually I like feedback and he said my body language
Speaker 2: or me coming back is not enough.
Speaker 3: And I was like, whoa girl.
Speaker 5: He sound like you, he giving you you.
Speaker 3: I like this person. Wow, I want to meet this.
Speaker 3: You're not going to meet this. I would love to
Speaker 3: meet this path people. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: But yeah, So that's that's what was all my heart
Speaker 2: today because Wow, this conversation just happened.
Speaker 3: So that sounds like fucking you. Wow? Does that sound
Speaker 3: like me?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: To the t great love it list it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So if you're listening to this, talk to us
Speaker 2: about you know, do you like noise?
Speaker 3: Do you not like noise?
Speaker 2: Can you share a story about a time where somebody
Speaker 2: was making way too much noise? And you were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I got neighbors, and I got things to do tomorrow,
Speaker 2: and I got people that I need to look into
Speaker 2: their eyes tomorrow.
Speaker 3: So what's the craziest thing somebody said to you? Though,
Speaker 3: people don't say crazy thing nothing to you.
Speaker 2: No, they don't, like, I'm not This is not a
Speaker 2: Charlotte York sex in the city situation where they're like
Speaker 2: stupid flo Like, no one is saying anything crazy to me.
Speaker 5: But someone told me to come in their mouth, and
Speaker 5: I was like, that's that's hot.
Speaker 3: Did you know you're.
Speaker 2: Saying no, but we don't believe you. Sis, I didn't
Speaker 2: because you couldn't.
Speaker 5: I it's yeah, I think it's difficult to just I
Speaker 5: can't do it.
Speaker 3: It's it takes me time, it does.
Speaker 5: I'm a difficult person unless there's like a vibrator on
Speaker 5: my clit. It's just hard for me to manually like
Speaker 5: have an orgasm.
Speaker 2: Well, you said they were clit on the podcast Crazy cutting, clit,
Speaker 2: glindon't corning Clinton cut, couldn't clit cut clip cook cut
Speaker 2: gross anyway, So that was that was on my heart.
Speaker 2: What did y'all want to talk about today, Sydney. What's
Speaker 2: one of your hearts cysts?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 5: I have to get on meds, okay, Yeah, I have
Speaker 5: to get on them so I could be a normal person.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Sorry to bring the mood down, but.
Speaker 2: I gotta get on meds. Uh huh okay, And then
Speaker 2: right right, what's the end of the sentence.
Speaker 5: No, I'm gonna do it soon.
Speaker 3: I'm for you. Yeah, because anybody's telling you that you
Speaker 3: need to do it.
Speaker 5: No, just because like how I feel, I don't feel good,
Speaker 5: like like I feel like good things are coming and
Speaker 5: I just can't see it. And that could just because
Speaker 5: I'm a negative person, or it could just be like
Speaker 5: you're extremely depressed.
Speaker 2: Also, this is the season where people's depression starts to
Speaker 2: kind of kick into high gear because the sun is,
Speaker 2: i don't know, not out for us long, and winter
Speaker 2: blues is a real thing. People be sad. People got
Speaker 2: happy lights, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have one that you you got me too.
Speaker 2: Ah, the Patreon paid for that. Because I have one
Speaker 2: as well. Yeah, happy lamp have you do you deal
Speaker 2: with It's it's like a vitamin D light. You plug
Speaker 2: it in and you're supposed to like sit in front
Speaker 2: of it for like ten minutes during the day, like
Speaker 2: in the winter time because we're not getting as much
Speaker 2: sun so we're sadder.
Speaker 3: So this lamp is supposed to help you kind of
Speaker 3: like get over your winter sadness. I don't know if
Speaker 3: it works. No, God Beth and Beyond.
Speaker 2: So you know that's there, never expired. So or you
Speaker 2: can go on Amazon and just order a vitamin D light. Yeah,
Speaker 2: go on Amazon or quote unquote happy light.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: There was a whole episode on broad City, Broad City
Speaker 2: where Lana had one and she would have to bring
Speaker 2: it to work because she was so depressed.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, in real life she's kind of a happy person. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's awesome. She's cool. We love Uh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I want to do I mean I went
Speaker 5: to La and just real quick did a I don't
Speaker 5: know if people are listening, but it was a terrible test.
Speaker 3: I was like, what did they have you doing?
Speaker 5: What were testing for for a show?
Speaker 3: And I'm putting show in quote Yeah, okay. It was
Speaker 3: a show on Snapchat. No it's not. It was gonna
Speaker 3: be on a TV, but it it was not for me.
Speaker 5: It was like everybody coming in it was like, ah, yeah,
Speaker 5: y'all should.
Speaker 3: Be doing something like this. And then there was me.
Speaker 5: What was what everyone looked like Instagram famous people or
Speaker 5: they could be on like media Takeout, Young Black and Fabulous.
Speaker 2: Okay, so a lot of a lot of video ho bodies,
Speaker 2: a lot of Kylie Gender Lip Lip challengers.
Speaker 3: It was a lot of guys. It was not a
Speaker 3: lot of women there.
Speaker 5: It was like me and maybe like three other gals,
Speaker 5: and I was just like, yeah, this does not feel
Speaker 5: like my vibe or my brand.
Speaker 3: And this is what happens.
Speaker 5: You know. They you to do some things and you're
Speaker 5: like you go and then you see it and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't want this, and you're like I want to
Speaker 5: be good, but I'm almost like I don't want this.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't need this. This is not what
Speaker 3: I'm looking for. But you do need some money.
Speaker 5: So I do need money, but I think I'm in
Speaker 5: a place or where we're at like it's coming legit.
Speaker 3: And sometimes people take things and it's like, oh, you
Speaker 3: were desperate. You really needed it.
Speaker 2: It was a lean on your house. You really needed
Speaker 2: that seven hundred and forty dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you sold your soul for that. Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 3: And we're in a different place, a better place. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I did that.
Speaker 5: But I went to LA and I was just fucking
Speaker 5: I was down. I couldn't I couldn't shake it. I
Speaker 5: was like, what is going on? I didn't want to
Speaker 5: meet up with anybody. I didn't want to do anything.
Speaker 5: And also, like everybody in La right now, they got jobs.
Speaker 3: Everyone's working, everybody's got a writing job.
Speaker 5: Everybody is busy until six, and then six they're like,
Speaker 5: do I really want to do something after? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: on the west side, you're on the east side. It's
Speaker 5: gonna take me twenty minutes to get to you.
Speaker 3: Not even it's less fast in La.
Speaker 2: It's gonna take me ninety eight minutes to get to you,
Speaker 2: and you're six blocks away. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I went there and I realized I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: this is how people be getting sad in LA too.
Speaker 3: Well. La is lonely. LA is a lonely place. Hey there,
Speaker 3: lonely girl.
Speaker 2: Wait, why is it a lonely place because everything is
Speaker 2: so spread out and it's and everyone in LA likes
Speaker 2: to take their own card to each thing, so you're
Speaker 2: alone a lot in LA. And even if you know
Speaker 2: people out there, like it's an effort to get to
Speaker 2: see them or to get them to come see you.
Speaker 2: So it's like, eh, it's It's like when I was there.
Speaker 2: The first time when I lived there, I was I
Speaker 2: was lonely.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is this sucks. Well, you also
Speaker 3: were taking the bus.
Speaker 2: I was tacond the bus, so that also a reason
Speaker 2: to be sad, but it just it wasn't fun. But
Speaker 2: now whenever I go back, I know enough people there
Speaker 2: that I'm like, oh, I have stuff to do and
Speaker 2: I'm in and out of here. So it's not it
Speaker 2: doesn't feel lonely to me.
Speaker 3: But La is hard.
Speaker 2: Ye, living in a city where you don't really know nobody,
Speaker 2: it's difficult. But I feel like it's easier to do
Speaker 2: that in New York because you're always touching somebody on
Speaker 2: the train, or you're like sitting close to somebody at
Speaker 2: the store or urgent care or whatever, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Like it's easier to meet people here, and
Speaker 2: people walk. It's a public transportation city. LA is not that,
Speaker 2: so you're never really you never really have to be.
Speaker 3: Next to somebody that you don't know. Yeah, and in LA,
Speaker 3: everybody is like what are you doing? What are you
Speaker 3: up to?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: What have you booked? What have you booked?
Speaker 2: In?
Speaker 5: When I was in this like waiting room for the
Speaker 5: audition or whatever, I mean, everyone was talking about all
Speaker 5: the shit that they're doing and that means so fat,
Speaker 5: it means so quick. It was just so obnoxious and
Speaker 5: I was just like, is this what people do?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 5: They just say yeah, because you know, I just got
Speaker 5: offset with Chris Tucker and whatnot.
Speaker 3: That's why I was late. I was running late because
Speaker 3: and it's.
Speaker 2: Like, Chris Tuck, what what film are y'all doing again?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Come back, come back, come back?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you know, let me look at this contract
Speaker 5: right now, because they want me to sign real quick.
Speaker 3: And it's like, oh, that's not how contracts work. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, how's your lawyer looked at this? It sounds
Speaker 3: like a no, oh, let's be lying. I gotta look
Speaker 3: at this contract. They want me to sign it. Okay,
Speaker 3: have your people looked at it? They just sent you this?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, get they got me at this this
Speaker 5: comedy club this week and they paying me a couple
Speaker 5: of racks.
Speaker 3: It's like, this is tacky. This is gross.
Speaker 2: When people talk about how much money they're making, I
Speaker 2: don't know, yeah, but I feel like when people are
Speaker 2: that because I like to keep things close to the chest,
Speaker 2: like when the announcement is in deadline is when you
Speaker 2: don't know. Like otherwise what am I bragging about these
Speaker 2: things for? Like you'll see them in my stories, or
Speaker 2: you'll see them on the gram, or you won't see
Speaker 2: them at all. Like I like to say that I'm
Speaker 2: unemployed because I ain't got no regular job, but like
Speaker 2: hot work, how about heah? But everything I do doesn't
Speaker 2: need to be announced. I feel like you should be
Speaker 2: making more moves and less announcements. Right The people who
Speaker 2: making all these announcements have time because they're not making
Speaker 2: no moves.
Speaker 3: Okay, a word, a sermon, a little sermon.
Speaker 5: You wait a.
Speaker 3: Minute, did you see the pastor the pastor.
Speaker 2: That was trending on Twitter. He was like eating some
Speaker 2: woman out that wasn't his wife. Wait what No, the
Speaker 2: technique pastor. It was like Pastor Daniel Caesar, that's not
Speaker 2: what his name was. It was like this all black
Speaker 2: dude just eating the box like a professional.
Speaker 3: I was like, do I need to get me a
Speaker 3: little fitty enough? A little side pissed because he was
Speaker 3: eating because the Lord was on his back.
Speaker 2: But people are like, the good word, the Lord has
Speaker 2: blessed the tongue. It was like people were pulling up
Speaker 2: all these Bible verses that have the word tongue and
Speaker 2: eat and blah blah blah and them, and it was
Speaker 2: on Twitter trending for.
Speaker 3: Like a day. I did not see that.
Speaker 7: Fuck.
Speaker 3: It was so wow, did my Twitter block me from
Speaker 3: my blessings? The whole video? Like he and he he
Speaker 3: was he was looking the booty hole. He was going,
Speaker 3: is he supported on?
Speaker 5: I need to see you looking at me?
Speaker 3: And people are like, that's not the first Lady of
Speaker 3: the church. No, it's definitely that.
Speaker 2: And it was like, well, how you know what the
Speaker 2: first Lady's box looked like? And then it like the
Speaker 2: story came out and it was like it was not his.
Speaker 5: Wife, it's this old ass pastor, so nobody's eating it.
Speaker 5: I felt like that pastor David Wilson, who how long
Speaker 5: was he with his wife? I know you think she's
Speaker 5: gonna leave him, Not if he eat box like that
Speaker 5: at her house.
Speaker 3: No, that's a reason to Stavid. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I don't think she's gonna leave it if he eats
Speaker 3: her out like that.
Speaker 2: Pastor David Wilson accused of being the alleged pussy eating
Speaker 2: pastor goes n was the number one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tear it up. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: After the video, some people online clem to show the
Speaker 2: pastor providing oral services to a women leaked online. Pastor
Speaker 2: Wilson worked as a Christian pastor in Texas for nearly
Speaker 2: forty years.
Speaker 5: Orl is important, it's not everybody can do it, and
Speaker 5: you really got to have your heart in it.
Speaker 3: And so I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't don't come over here half half eating. Don't
Speaker 2: be half hungry. Okay, you gotta be famished when you arrive,
Speaker 2: pull up with an empty stomach.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I need you to be like on like Andrew
Speaker 5: and just like not eating for a couple of days,
Speaker 5: a couple of days, because you know what you're about
Speaker 5: to get.
Speaker 3: An empty stomach.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't you dare show it to my house full
Speaker 2: because I'm not gonna that's that's not what we want.
Speaker 5: Yeah, But also I just want to say that eating
Speaker 5: vagina is very hard.
Speaker 3: It's not easy.
Speaker 5: Eating vagina's hard, Yeah, it is. You're like, I can't relate.
Speaker 5: I don't know what to tell you about that.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it seems like it's hard because most
Speaker 2: people don't know how to do it. But you know,
Speaker 2: if if you practice, practice makes perfect. I believe even
Speaker 2: y'all just.
Speaker 4: You don't know what you like. So wouldn't you just know?
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes you don't know what you like. I know
Speaker 2: what I don't like. You know, he's looking at you. Yes, Sidney, okay,
Speaker 2: are you good at it?
Speaker 1: All?
Speaker 3: Right? Sydney's not good at it.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't say that. I would not say that. I
Speaker 5: would say that me eating pussy is like me doing comedy.
Speaker 5: It's like I'll be I'll be hitting sometime and I'll
Speaker 5: be missing.
Speaker 4: No, but you hit more than you not?
Speaker 3: Doesh exactly?
Speaker 4: My God? So rude?
Speaker 3: Or should I practice?
Speaker 5: On?
Speaker 3: Who said? Amen? Well, we're not gonna watch this video? Wait,
Speaker 3: I need to see it.
Speaker 2: No, Cidy, we're not about to watch porn on the podcast.
Speaker 2: I don't know where the video is. Just go on,
Speaker 2: Twitter and search Pastor Wilson. It'll pop up. It's not
Speaker 2: popping up right now. They might have taken it down.
Speaker 3: Fun.
Speaker 4: I couldn't find a screen cut.
Speaker 2: God I need I need a Pastor Wilson in my life,
Speaker 2: a man that shure knows how to work it. And
Speaker 2: then Pastor Wilson. Challenge is trending. I too need a
Speaker 2: Pastor Wilson.
Speaker 3: Yes, I love black Twitter.
Speaker 5: You guys bring me fucking joy on my darkest days.
Speaker 5: I just been like, let me go to Twitter and
Speaker 5: go to black Twitter and see what's what's really gonna
Speaker 5: bring me out of this darkness.
Speaker 3: Let's make out, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk.
Speaker 2: Then let's have sex again, go out to eat, then
Speaker 2: go back home, watch a movie, and have sex again.
Speaker 2: Words I want to hear from my own Pastor Wilson
Speaker 2: till then let me enjoy every minute of my single life.
Speaker 3: Hey girl, how you doing? My name is pastor Pastor Wilson.
Speaker 2: I was wondering, Okay, anyway, I love it, LISTED needed
Speaker 2: want it. I guess I'm giving head is hard, but
Speaker 2: you know y'all like receiving it, So y'all should maybe
Speaker 2: google how to do it? And watch a video, maybe
Speaker 2: watch a Pastor Wilson challenge video and figure it out.
Speaker 3: I believe in y'all. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I just feel like you watch Porno or you watch
Speaker 5: these movies, and they make it look like it's so simple,
Speaker 5: and it's like, no, it's like, you really gotta get
Speaker 5: in there. You gotta gotta move the lips, you gotta
Speaker 5: know what they.
Speaker 3: Do make it look easier.
Speaker 2: But also a lot of men don't know what they're
Speaker 2: doing wrong because women won't tell them that they're doing
Speaker 2: a bad job.
Speaker 5: Because ladies half of us don't even know what we
Speaker 5: fucking want.
Speaker 2: That's true, but we know what we know what's not working,
Speaker 2: which y'all thinking it for everybody is an actress.
Speaker 5: No, Well, I've been going to these auditions and I'm
Speaker 5: not a good actress, so neither of my I've never
Speaker 5: affected in my life.
Speaker 3: That's not who I am. I will ask you to leave.
Speaker 2: Hey, so this is not working for me, So can
Speaker 2: you leave? You gotta tell somebody to leave after they try.
Speaker 2: Try if you're not getting not nice what I've never Okay, look,
Speaker 2: so the new place. I haven't had any company yet
Speaker 2: in the new house, but I will kick somebody out
Speaker 2: the new house. Hey, I just saged the house and
Speaker 2: you're doing a terrible job.
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like kicking people out.
Speaker 5: It's important, Like you got to know what your apartment
Speaker 5: setup is, because like if you have a doorman, that's
Speaker 5: perfect because it's like I'm kicking you out and then
Speaker 5: I'm calling the dormant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a person eat pussy.
Speaker 5: And they are not allowed back in the building eighty six. Yeah,
Speaker 5: they can't be on the premises. I don't even want
Speaker 5: them in the front.
Speaker 3: There are no loitering. Okay, no, let him know. Let
Speaker 3: him know loitering because he ain't liking it. Right, Yes,
Speaker 3: please do not disturb.
Speaker 5: Yes, So they're gonna be coming out the elevator and
Speaker 5: I would like you to DJ Jazzy jeff them out
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 3: Fling them out. Yeah, if you can, if you're free,
Speaker 3: if you have time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but if it's like you're kicking somebody out, you
Speaker 5: gotta walk up. You on a sixth floor, They gotta
Speaker 5: walk down six flights of stairs. Well but okay, but
Speaker 5: when that's alive, But when you pull up to my house,
Speaker 5: when you pull up to me, bumpa and you see them,
Speaker 5: you're walking up six flights.
Speaker 3: You should be committed to go to the mountaintop. Bit
Speaker 3: y'all tired.
Speaker 2: Yes, but you should be committed to go up to
Speaker 2: the mountaintop and let make sure everybody comes.
Speaker 3: If you the only one coming, then why did you
Speaker 3: come here? Yes, you can leave. Listen, you dismissed. Let
Speaker 3: me tell you.
Speaker 5: You can't give to get what you can't give to get?
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: Just because you given that, don't mean you're gonna get something.
Speaker 2: Okay, Look, if you get in this box, if I'm
Speaker 2: giving you this, you can't give to get.
Speaker 5: Marie, you gona you gotta be in hopes and hopes
Speaker 5: and prayers and you hope that's equal.
Speaker 3: But that's the works.
Speaker 2: Sometimes, Pastor Wilson, go ahead and put my pussy on
Speaker 2: the prayer list because I feel like we're gonna give
Speaker 2: to get and hope that God provides right through Wilson.
Speaker 5: Orgasms are It's not for everybody.
Speaker 3: They're like complicated, man.
Speaker 2: They're not complicated if you know what you're doing right,
Speaker 2: Like the same way that you like you practice for
Speaker 2: a sport that you play, or you read for an exam,
Speaker 2: or you like douche your butt up for butt stuff,
Speaker 2: like the way that you prepare for everything else in life.
Speaker 2: You should be doing that. You should be applying that
Speaker 2: to your sex. Also, some of y'all need to get
Speaker 2: in and get them repsent. Some of y'all need to
Speaker 2: work on your core so you're not always trying to
Speaker 2: be on the bottom. Some of you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like you need to put some work and read a book,
Speaker 2: watch a watch an education on sex film.
Speaker 5: We're very mental. People talk to women are mental. Talk
Speaker 5: to an older woman in your life and ask her
Speaker 5: what she likes. Somebody could be doing it right, and
Speaker 5: if your head is not there, you are not gonna come.
Speaker 5: And that's just what it is. Men, it's completely different.
Speaker 5: They could get laid off that day. They could have
Speaker 5: absolutely no money in their bank account, they could have
Speaker 5: no roof over their head and have no bed, and
Speaker 5: somehow the com is coming out profusely.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But now, now, if you're with a guy and he
Speaker 2: can't stay hard or he's not coming, now you feel
Speaker 2: like you're doing something.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh my god, it's something happened shaved. Well,
Speaker 3: let me tell you. When the dick is not working
Speaker 3: for a man.
Speaker 5: I feel like it's it's usually the vibe like it is, right.
Speaker 4: Andrew, Yeah, I mean that's all on you.
Speaker 3: Ah, it's true on me. Look, you not blaming your
Speaker 3: lame dick.
Speaker 2: You're lame ed up dick on me, because this is
Speaker 2: something that we as women, we take that. On something
Speaker 2: bad happens during sex, we blame ourselves. We don't come,
Speaker 2: we blame ourselves. We're not having a good time, we
Speaker 2: blame ourselves. The dude is in his own head living
Speaker 2: his best life. If his dick can't stay hard that
Speaker 2: you're not blaming that on me. Listen, I've been in
Speaker 2: situations where that's happened to me and I'd be like, well,
Speaker 2: what's what's going on with you? You're you're not blaming
Speaker 2: this on me. I smell good, I shower, my body's
Speaker 2: ninety eight percent moisturized, like my my bangs is swept
Speaker 2: to the side. Q like you, you're not blaming this
Speaker 2: on me, especially if you're somebody that I've set with before.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean that's what.
Speaker 2: I'm no for me personally, I'm not accepting this bad
Speaker 2: dick energy.
Speaker 3: You could go, that's fine. The fire escape is literally
Speaker 3: across from the bed. You don't even need to take
Speaker 3: the door.
Speaker 5: Hey, hey, hey, listen, everybody live in their own bubbles.
Speaker 5: If they want to feel like I did nothing wrong,
Speaker 5: everything is right. I honestly, I had a situation. Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm being too honest on a podcast.
Speaker 3: This is like years ago.
Speaker 5: Sure I couldn't understand like what happened, like why this
Speaker 5: person couldn't get hard, but they didn't want to say
Speaker 5: what it was. But then this was this was right
Speaker 5: around the time that I had got that you know,
Speaker 5: that trickonomius or whatever.
Speaker 3: And so you smelled bad. I didn't smell good.
Speaker 5: And I think it was like in the first stages,
Speaker 5: and I couldn't tell that it smell that good.
Speaker 3: But he he was.
Speaker 5: Down there, he first felt he was like felt the
Speaker 5: red lobster, the red lobster, the under the sea.
Speaker 2: No, don't don't do that red lobster. You know, they
Speaker 2: haven't endless shrimp. And still we like it wasn't it was?
Speaker 4: Did he say something? It was?
Speaker 3: And it was endless tilapia going down there. It was farmed.
Speaker 3: It wasn't fresh free water tilapia, right right right? Did
Speaker 3: you say something something?
Speaker 5: He didn't say anything he could say, but then he
Speaker 5: left and I had I ended up having to smell,
Speaker 5: and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, when he was down there like eating you out,
Speaker 2: or he was down there were having sex.
Speaker 3: I think he was.
Speaker 5: He went down on me a little bit, and then
Speaker 5: then he was like no, no, yeah, and then he
Speaker 5: like tried to just have sex and it wasn't working out, and.
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't know, maybe it's me and I,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm really tired or something like that.
Speaker 2: And and that's all that he tried to take the
Speaker 2: pressure off you and didn't just say you smell bad,
Speaker 2: your dirty box beat.
Speaker 5: Well, that's that's not fucking sweet. I need you to
Speaker 5: tell me what's fucking wrong. Yeah, it's embarrassing, but I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: We all have bodies, we're all humans. Sometimes something's not
Speaker 5: gonna smell right. It's it's a fucking whole bacteria and
Speaker 5: everything can be all up and through it a baby
Speaker 5: comes out of there.
Speaker 2: It's right next to your asshole. There's gonna be smells
Speaker 2: a lot of excuses on this.
Speaker 3: It's not excuses. It's just like it's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: To make people believe that all I have to smell
Speaker 5: like ivory soap or all these different things.
Speaker 2: You don't have to smell like ivory soap, but you
Speaker 2: shouldn't smell like you know, yeah it was it was
Speaker 2: Ninja turtle.
Speaker 3: It was wrong. It was wrong smell.
Speaker 5: But I shouldn't be embarrassed that I just so happened
Speaker 5: to smell bad this one time, Sydney.
Speaker 2: I feel like you should be a little bit embarrassed
Speaker 2: that you couldn't smell it, and then you smelled it
Speaker 2: after he I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I couldn't smell it. Use a little allergies.
Speaker 5: I put my f you're up there, and I was like,
Speaker 5: oh wow, yikes, yikes, Okay, Marie, how dare you so
Speaker 5: nobody has smelled once in this room?
Speaker 3: Is we're saying, you've never had a strange smell?
Speaker 2: No, even with the HBV sys it smells great, smells
Speaker 2: like holy water.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Pastor Wilson.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 3: Whatever, listen.
Speaker 2: I but yes, Sidney, I hear what you're saying. You're
Speaker 2: saying that you want people to tell you. I'm saying,
Speaker 2: don't blame your problems with me, don't put it all
Speaker 2: all on the women in the room.
Speaker 3: The women.
Speaker 2: It's not us. It's not always us. A lot of
Speaker 2: times it's men go through stuff. Also, your dick won't
Speaker 2: stay hard because your dick is lazy today, I don't know.
Speaker 2: But don't blame that on me, is what I'm saying
Speaker 2: me personally.
Speaker 3: Right, But if you're not coming, who are you blaming me?
Speaker 3: Who am I blaming?
Speaker 2: Yes, the person that I'm with, But okay, But also
Speaker 2: because what I'm saying is like, there are men, like
Speaker 2: I've had sex with people who you could tell they
Speaker 2: knew what they were doing because they've done it before,
Speaker 2: They've done research. Everything that this person was doing was
Speaker 2: with a solid purpose in mind. And it's not just
Speaker 2: for their pleasure. They care about their partner having a
Speaker 2: good time too. There's no reason why everybody who has
Speaker 2: ever had sex in the history.
Speaker 3: Of sex can't do that. You should be thinking about
Speaker 3: both of us.
Speaker 2: You should be thinking, I'm here to have a good time,
Speaker 2: but I also want to make sure that you finish too.
Speaker 3: That's all that I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, But also there needs to be you need to
Speaker 5: be realistic. Not every time you're gonna come, that's just
Speaker 5: not what it is, sure, but every time you come
Speaker 5: over here. You not coming and I'm staying here not coming?
Speaker 5: Does that make sense otherwise? Like why am I here?
Speaker 2: We're having a good time, and then you finished and
Speaker 2: then you leave and then you ask me if I
Speaker 2: got snacks, and then you going through and eating my
Speaker 2: dunken rules you have not you're not.
Speaker 3: Coming to the crib. Sounds like get off your.
Speaker 2: Chance sense, But I haven't had anybody come to the exactly, Well,
Speaker 2: what's this energy energy about? Just did you know what
Speaker 2: I said? I haven't had anybody come to the house.
Speaker 2: That's what this energy is. But anyway, I just I
Speaker 2: feel like as women were like not allowed to like
Speaker 2: speak up or we internalize things and we shouldn't have.
Speaker 3: To do that.
Speaker 5: So sorry, every time I turn around somebody talking about something.
Speaker 5: Everybody is just very open now. I know everybody's business.
Speaker 5: Everybody is very vocal.
Speaker 3: Maybe five years ago people weren't talking about stuff. But
Speaker 3: I know too much.
Speaker 5: I hear too many things in passing, uh, you know,
Speaker 5: from the uberpool to the bus to waiting online. I
Speaker 5: feel like we are hearing everybody's story now. So well,
Speaker 5: I don't think that people.
Speaker 2: I think that the person that you're sleeping with you
Speaker 2: should be able to talk to them. If you can't
Speaker 2: speak freely and openly to the person you're having sex with.
Speaker 3: Then you should not be sleeping with that person.
Speaker 2: If having a conversation with somebody makes you uncomfortable, then
Speaker 2: that person should not be inside you, and you should
Speaker 2: not be inside them.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 2: Like if you over here, like I shouldn't be afraid
Speaker 2: to be like, well, I don't want to offend him.
Speaker 2: Just Hey, what's where your head at today?
Speaker 3: Like, what's what's going on? The technique? It's not hitting
Speaker 3: the same? What's up? You a fire today? You didn't
Speaker 3: get all your hours of sleep that you needed, Mari. Yeah,
Speaker 3: some people have great communication skills.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that I do, but I'm it's like,
Speaker 2: because the energy you're giving me from on the other
Speaker 2: side is like, since is you a therapist? Like?
Speaker 3: What is good?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Just I only want to have good
Speaker 2: sex now. If it's not good, I'm stopping it in
Speaker 2: the middle. That's all I'm saying. And I'm gonna tell
Speaker 2: you what's not working and if you can adjust cool.
Speaker 2: If you can't, then buy later. Please don't murder me,
Speaker 2: Please leave, Please don't matter.
Speaker 4: Me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean men are scary. Everybody scary. Everybody's scary.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm just I'm telling you from my side,
Speaker 5: everybody scary.
Speaker 3: They are. Everybody's turting and.
Speaker 5: Creepy, and you know, you never know what's going on
Speaker 5: people's heads.
Speaker 3: And yeah, white men y'all.
Speaker 5: Y'all at the top of the list of scary ass
Speaker 5: ship yes, top top, top in top, top of the list.
Speaker 3: But then lesbian women y'all right underneath women, Yes, it
Speaker 3: also scary, terrifying. It's like, did you just pull up
Speaker 3: on my job and act like you also work here?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 2: I think I'm a hook up with a woman in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty, I'm gonna put that in there or maybe
Speaker 2: before the end of the year.
Speaker 4: You're giving really masculine vibes today.
Speaker 3: Because I'm wearing a because I'm wearing.
Speaker 4: The chain everything like whoa, okay.
Speaker 2: You're saying whoa, Oh this is cute, okay, and how
Speaker 2: you got your chair angled towards my body?
Speaker 5: All right, I'm I'm opening the doors. I hope that
Speaker 5: that happens for you. Yeah, but I hook up with
Speaker 5: a hit, yeah, but I hope that it's like all.
Speaker 3: This energy that you like. It better be equal. Yeah, same, Yes,
Speaker 3: but I'm new.
Speaker 4: I'm new.
Speaker 3: I haven't got through gay orientation or nothing. I'm not
Speaker 3: know how to do this. Probably will since you take
Speaker 3: some notes. Are you a student? Are you a teacher?
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I am listen, I am an intern. I'm a student
Speaker 2: of the world, student of the universe. Yeah, a sister
Speaker 2: in Christ. That's the problem though, that I hear. I've
Speaker 2: heard so many times like this whole year. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think i'm women. No, not you, just in general,
Speaker 2: because it's like, this is what happens.
Speaker 5: There's a point where, you know, there's a plateau with
Speaker 5: the dick and they're like.
Speaker 3: Oh, dick plateau.
Speaker 5: Figure something else out, and then they bring that to
Speaker 5: the fucking lesbian world.
Speaker 3: The bitches who have really been doing.
Speaker 5: It, they about that life and they're like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna come in, yes, but then you're gonna get yours.
Speaker 5: And then it's like, well, what are you doing? Oh
Speaker 5: you're just here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just here so you can see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can say first, I mean, honestly, let's think
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 5: I mean I think that you get a young over
Speaker 5: thirty something is not playing them.
Speaker 3: Well, you your first. I don't like.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's my type of a veteran of
Speaker 2: the game. I don't want somebody.
Speaker 5: Okay, well then you Okay, so you're gonna get a
Speaker 5: twenty five year old lesbian who don't know since I'm
Speaker 5: not here for the salt and Pegon think your pussy
Speaker 5: is a ring pop.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm not here for the George Tony pukes.
Speaker 2: Okay, gimme just give me like a like a like
Speaker 2: a twenty seven twenty eight. Like she knows that I'm
Speaker 2: not a lesbian, but she's like, oh, yeah, I think
Speaker 2: you know, let's.
Speaker 3: This will be cute. I'm sorry, any bitch, it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I know she's not a lesbian. I'm gonna turn her out.
Speaker 3: That's that's the mission. Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, if that's the mission, then show me, you know,
Speaker 2: show me put your mouth where your money is.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: But I'm saying, Marie, you had this energy for these men, like, oh,
Speaker 5: come bring something to the table.
Speaker 2: We both come in and then you come up. Yes,
Speaker 2: but Sidney, I don't date women. I'm not attracted to women.
Speaker 2: That's not what my vibe is. Attracted to men.
Speaker 3: I date men.
Speaker 2: Yes, if we're having sex and it feels good, I
Speaker 2: also want the release, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: But if I'm like, oh, I feel like maybe i'll
Speaker 3: come with a chick this.
Speaker 2: Year, like you, I'm coming in, I'm telling you that
Speaker 2: I've never been with a woman before, right, you know
Speaker 2: that I'm not.
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe you look at me now and you
Speaker 3: think she might could be getting.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying that's like, uh, you know, that's being
Speaker 5: a hypocrite.
Speaker 3: No, it's not.
Speaker 5: I'm still being honest with both sides, but just because
Speaker 5: you're honest about it.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying I think that's not just you.
Speaker 5: I think that's hypocritical for women to have all these
Speaker 5: expectations for men, and then when they're like, oh, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna try a woman, they come with the same men energy,
Speaker 5: like well I'm gonna get mine, and then I'm out.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, I want to see what its I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's not really what I'm.
Speaker 2: Just sayings like, you know, we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 3: Maybe this's first time. Let me be the dude for once?
Speaker 3: Can I be the dude?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: So all right, well let's let's take let's take bets
Speaker 5: on the on the over under whether you think I'm
Speaker 5: a pega man?
Speaker 3: First hook up with a chick first.
Speaker 5: It's gonna happen. I man, you have your own place.
Speaker 5: Are you pegging in your place? I feel like that's peg.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I want to peg somebody at their house
Speaker 2: and leave them there bleeding on the floor. No, I
Speaker 2: don't have a peg we can go to. I gotta
Speaker 2: go to somebody's house and use theirs. No, no, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna use I'm just I gotta. I gotta have
Speaker 2: it and use it for everybody.
Speaker 4: I would make them, yeah, right, I.
Speaker 2: Would make them purchase it. Thank you, Andrew Wow pegging
Speaker 2: expert right there.
Speaker 3: Because it's it's a lot involved.
Speaker 5: You don't want to use somebody's ship that they used
Speaker 5: on somebody else, right, But I'm.
Speaker 3: Also not buying one.
Speaker 2: And then I gottas and I got to use it
Speaker 2: for multiple people.
Speaker 5: Yes, baby prey huh is just saying what kind of
Speaker 5: soaps you have over there?
Speaker 2: Some grill Dot cops in there, that.
Speaker 3: Some Miss Myers, some doctor castile soap. Let's talk about it.
Speaker 4: Wait, what's the desire with pegging? Would you actually want.
Speaker 2: I want to peg a white man in his house
Speaker 2: overlooking the Manhattan skyline, will ask, and I never want
Speaker 2: to see him again. I want to I want to
Speaker 2: peg a powerful man.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 4: It's gonna bess.
Speaker 3: You're gonna see an asshole.
Speaker 2: And you were like, as you a German phol bitch,
Speaker 2: you want to see a man's open ass, open ass.
Speaker 2: I mean we you know, we'll cut some lamps on,
Speaker 2: will turn the lights off, lights off, lamps on, by
Speaker 2: lamps on, lights off, or I will do it by moonlight.
Speaker 3: Dance in the moon everybody was pegging in the pegging
Speaker 3: in the moonlight.
Speaker 2: Yes, anyway, I'm gonna se a buttthole and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do it, and then I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna make
Speaker 2: I mean, hopefully it's somebody rich and he'll get me
Speaker 2: a helicopter home, an.
Speaker 3: Uber uber copter.
Speaker 2: Well, because this is what we're I feel like a
Speaker 2: lot of people within the entertainment industry, they got a
Speaker 2: lot of really kinky, freaky, deaky things happening. And I
Speaker 2: feel like after you've you've had a certain amount of sex,
Speaker 2: you've had a certain amount of money, Like did you
Speaker 2: just see things differently than the way that we see it.
Speaker 2: So I just feel like the more money we make
Speaker 2: and the more like I will peg a director for
Speaker 2: a role.
Speaker 3: In a movie.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm gonna get on the couch
Speaker 2: and like let myself you know what I mean, Well,
Speaker 2: depend on the director, we'll see.
Speaker 4: But I'm.
Speaker 3: The person I'm pegging. Yeah, I don't want it to
Speaker 3: be anybody ugly.
Speaker 2: He wanted to be somebody like kind of attractive, but
Speaker 2: I'm assuming, you know.
Speaker 3: I feel like ugly people want to get pegged with them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I feel like.
Speaker 2: It's gotta be a hot guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, somebody who the guy who also has titties.
Speaker 2: That's like, no, Well then that's why I haven't done
Speaker 2: it yet because you know that. But you know, I'm
Speaker 2: out here. I'm not actively looking for them, but they
Speaker 2: are out here.
Speaker 5: They absolutely you know. I'm giving you all energy, Marie.
Speaker 3: It's gonna come your ways yeah, ways with a Z.
Speaker 2: The Black People pick up a Ways Ways is the
Speaker 2: Black People Uber when you order if you order it now,
Speaker 2: it's the car not gonna come for six years.
Speaker 3: Ways. Uh, somebody has sent us something. Let me go
Speaker 3: on this.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 5: The Instagrams, somebody send us a little I have some
Speaker 5: advice or something like that, and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 5: let me. We haven't done that in a long time.
Speaker 5: Y'all be sending us stuff in the d MS and
Speaker 5: I'll be looking at it and then I forget.
Speaker 2: It's a lot well, because you know what you gotta do.
Speaker 2: You gotta screenshot them and like save them tours.
Speaker 3: That's the problem.
Speaker 5: I see it, and I'm like, ah, I'm gonna get
Speaker 5: back to this, and I'm like, whoopsie, whoopsies.
Speaker 3: My bad.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I feel good. I feel good about uh the
Speaker 2: uh the sex I would I have in the next year, Andrew,
Speaker 2: do you know, just in general, just I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm making moves career wise and lifestyle wise, so also sexually.
Speaker 3: The the it will be better, okay or more interesting.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's what I'm putting into universe of
Speaker 2: vision board. Interesting sex.
Speaker 5: It's gonna happen. Yeah, you live in New York City,
Speaker 5: It's that's it's bound to happen.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 5: We got a little somebody in our DM slid through
Speaker 5: photo bitch for twenty Hey boo, how you doing. She's
Speaker 5: like in the off chance you read this love the podcast.
Speaker 5: I was sending my boyfriend some new and old nudes
Speaker 5: today and they were live photos.
Speaker 3: He was like, wow, I.
Speaker 5: Can hear you listening to Sydney and Marie in the
Speaker 5: background of all of these, and I started cracking up.
Speaker 3: I had no clue. Lol.
Speaker 5: Anyways, thanks for creating great content. You guys are really talented. Also, yes,
Speaker 5: I turned my straight white boyfriend onto you guys, and
Speaker 5: he loves the pod too.
Speaker 3: Clap clap for that.
Speaker 2: Hey, thanks you white man recognizing our voices in the bathroom. Y,
Speaker 2: you're so cute.
Speaker 3: We love Emily. Also, Sis, send us the news.
Speaker 4: I really want to see it. I would love to
Speaker 4: see them, and.
Speaker 2: I want to hit the live the photo just so
Speaker 2: I can see what part of the episode you were
Speaker 2: listening to. Was it the episode where we were talking
Speaker 2: about doing nudes in portrait mode because we that we
Speaker 2: did do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. You listen to the podcast and
Speaker 3: you're like, oh.
Speaker 2: These voices they're so raspy. They sound like bullies, cartoon bullies.
Speaker 2: Let me pull my titties out. I love that that's
Speaker 2: who we are now.
Speaker 5: I think it's great. I mean, it's just super important
Speaker 5: and nude coaches. Yeah, I'm obsessed that you're listening to us,
Speaker 5: and you know your boyfriend is listening to us.
Speaker 3: I mean, keep it all in the family, you know,
Speaker 3: in the family. Somebody said that they came.
Speaker 5: To the podcast and they were like, we didn't We
Speaker 5: didn't give them any tips on how to slide in
Speaker 5: female comedians dms.
Speaker 3: And we didn't give you tips because I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't want you slide in my lid.
Speaker 2: I don't think you should do that. I think, no,
Speaker 2: don't tell them because I don't want you to slide.
Speaker 4: In my No.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no, I said, I don't think it's smart.
Speaker 5: I mean, you know, a lady comedian is smart than
Speaker 5: most people. Sure, we can read between the lines, and
Speaker 5: we could tell when you're serious and when you're joking
Speaker 5: and when you just want to make something a.
Speaker 3: Bit and we don't have time for that.
Speaker 5: So I mean, if you really feel in her, go
Speaker 5: to a show, watch watch all of the material, wait
Speaker 5: till they end, and just be like, hey, I thought
Speaker 5: you were really funny.
Speaker 3: If you're available, I would love to, you know.
Speaker 5: Get a drink or something to eat, just real well,
Speaker 5: but me as a female comedian.
Speaker 2: When men watch me and then come up to me,
Speaker 2: I don't like it because they ain't cute. I don't
Speaker 2: like it. And then when like on these apps, people
Speaker 2: be recognizing me and they're like, oh, okay, well boom,
Speaker 2: I have a receipt, I will pull up the thing.
Speaker 2: First of all, somebody message me on HINT and they
Speaker 2: were like, Znab Johnson question Mark. Zaynab is another female
Speaker 2: comic who used to be bald and now has hair.
Speaker 3: But this guy was like, thought, I thought I had you.
Speaker 2: Oh yuck, gross, Yeah, that's messy, disgusting. But somebody sent
Speaker 2: me a message and they were like, I was at
Speaker 2: your show and you were talking about such and such.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't find it because I gotta
Speaker 2: go through all these other people that I don't want
Speaker 2: to match with.
Speaker 3: This guy lives in Bushwick. That's a no.
Speaker 2: This guy is there's thirty two six four work. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but he white, so yeah, we got to also six
Speaker 2: four it is that's a whole foot taller that.
Speaker 3: You don't like.
Speaker 2: Six four that's cute. I'm five to three. I'm five four,
Speaker 2: so it just feels like, what's the problem. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: a picture of him next to Sirena Williams. I don't
Speaker 2: want to dig this white man.
Speaker 3: Ah, let me let me see how he is, because
Speaker 3: you know he might be the person that pig thirty two.
Speaker 3: He lives in bedsty though, and I don't know. Thank god,
Speaker 3: you're a mess. Okay, so I can't find the thing.
Speaker 2: But people, when people recognize me from shows and they
Speaker 2: talk to me about it on apps, I'm turned off. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's I'm turned I'm fully up Sahara Desert couch.
Speaker 2: And then when people come up to me after shows,
Speaker 2: for the most part, it be people who like not attractive,
Speaker 2: And I'd be like, did you not.
Speaker 3: Watch my set?
Speaker 2: Did you not hear the level of confidence and meanness
Speaker 2: coming out of my mouth?
Speaker 3: And you felt what that was? A bit? You think
Speaker 3: that you should come speak to me?
Speaker 2: Like I did a show last Friday and this little,
Speaker 2: this little person, this little Peter dinklage of a man
Speaker 2: came up and was like, oh, I would I want
Speaker 2: to ask you for your phone number?
Speaker 3: So bad?
Speaker 2: And I was like, first of all, ill, why would
Speaker 2: you write You're a man? Like be a dude about
Speaker 2: it and either ask me for mymber my phone number,
Speaker 2: or don't ask me for my number.
Speaker 3: Don't say I want to ask you for your numbers?
Speaker 3: So bad?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because then it puts you in the place to
Speaker 4: be like, oh okay.
Speaker 2: I was like, please don't that's what I said. They
Speaker 2: put me in that position, you know what, Please don't
Speaker 2: do that. And he's like, oh, my name is Tyler.
Speaker 2: Can I follow you on Instagram? I said absolutely.
Speaker 3: Everything, Yeah, exactly, but and you need mission for that.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is this okay? And that's the other version of people
Speaker 3: who talk too much during sex. There's also that people were.
Speaker 4: Like, is this okay?
Speaker 2: Is good?
Speaker 3: How are you feeling? Are you okay? Can I get
Speaker 3: you some waters after this?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 5: Asking me if I want to beverage aft after his
Speaker 5: not like that?
Speaker 3: Oh, during people who talk too much? You want to
Speaker 3: get some water after that? That's weird. Hey, what's going
Speaker 3: are you good? Wow?
Speaker 5: Well, I see that you can't really spit on my
Speaker 5: dick right now? Oh would you like some water?
Speaker 3: Oh that's nice. That makes sense. That actually makes a
Speaker 3: lot of sense. Yikes.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I don't know why I brought
Speaker 2: it back to that, but I did.
Speaker 3: So that's where we are.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you guys want to keep sending us questions
Speaker 5: or if you have shout outs or whatever, just send
Speaker 5: it to us, you know, in the DMS, and then
Speaker 5: we will definitely read them.
Speaker 3: We fell off.
Speaker 5: There's so many in here and I can't really so men, like,
Speaker 5: go through this because then I'm not paying attention on
Speaker 5: the podcast, which I normally do, so I'm trying to.
Speaker 3: Stay away from that.
Speaker 5: But yeah, send us whatever your questions, your comments, send
Speaker 5: it that and then I think we should really do
Speaker 5: that voice memo thing. I think that would be funny.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 5: Remember, I was like, if people send us vote, they
Speaker 5: send us voice notes through the email, and.
Speaker 3: Then then we know the email that we don't have
Speaker 3: will start an email up. Got it? What sho email
Speaker 3: eat pray ho?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: That I mean that can't be. They don't think we're prostitutes.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be Sydney.
Speaker 2: I feel like the easies would have been an unofficial
Speaker 2: expert at Gail didn't.
Speaker 3: I literally I laid it up and you did not
Speaker 3: dunk it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, let they don't think we're food bloggers
Speaker 2: that bang people for meals. I think we should start
Speaker 2: that podcast Eat Pray at gmail dot com if it's available.
Speaker 2: If it's available, that's what it's gonna be. Yeah, someone said, Hi,
Speaker 2: I'm a huge fan of the Unofficial ex And just
Speaker 2: listen to the episode.
Speaker 3: Where you got the free mattress. Remember when I got
Speaker 3: the free mattress?
Speaker 2: Which kind do I order to get a free one too?
Speaker 2: I'm a broke girl about to move. Okay, so I
Speaker 2: don't even remember how long ago that episode is from.
Speaker 2: But if you go on Amazon and you order what
Speaker 2: the box that I have is called Shoot Tought and Needle.
Speaker 2: That's the brand, and so you could either go to
Speaker 2: Tought and Needle if you go to their website directly.
Speaker 2: If you try the bed out for thirty days or
Speaker 2: whatever and you don't like it, they will come pick
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 3: But if you order the Tought and.
Speaker 2: Needle on Amazon and you try it for a couple
Speaker 2: of days, if you call Amazon and say you don't
Speaker 2: like it, they will not come pick the mattress up,
Speaker 2: but they'll.
Speaker 3: Give you your money back. So I have to find
Speaker 3: the number.
Speaker 2: It's like a special customer service number that you got
Speaker 2: a call and you complain to Amazon, and then they say, well,
Speaker 2: we'll refund you your money.
Speaker 3: I'll find the number and i'll mess do to you. Sis.
Speaker 2: But I just this is for the new people who
Speaker 2: haven't been listening to them used it. But and I
Speaker 2: have a queen size free like a cute bed in
Speaker 2: a box, so it's a bed in a bo's so good.
Speaker 2: Is there anything you want to leave the listeners with
Speaker 2: before we get out of here?
Speaker 3: Sis?
Speaker 5: I'm just mainly like, hey, everybody should be coming. But
Speaker 5: you know, sometimes we hit and miss, and that's okay.
Speaker 3: You know that's all right, not in your house.
Speaker 5: But I think in most houses we understand that orgaisms
Speaker 5: are not that easy.
Speaker 3: Because I've just been i be like feeling my body
Speaker 3: is loose.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm ready to do it, and then nothing
Speaker 5: comes out, and I'm I'm like, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been with somebody that made you squirt
Speaker 2: or that made you come and then they just kept
Speaker 2: making you come? It's possible because sometimes you be looking
Speaker 2: at your body and you be like, damn, my body trash,
Speaker 2: I'm never gonna I'm never gonna be able to accomplish
Speaker 2: this with my body.
Speaker 3: And then and then you know, if you believe you
Speaker 3: can achieve, Well, where is that person? They don't even
Speaker 3: leave in the United States?
Speaker 5: Exactly, if you're trying to get squirting and coming all
Speaker 5: the time, you can't even be in the city.
Speaker 3: Boo, sirching and coming.
Speaker 2: Honestly, this is what I couldn't even get anybody in
Speaker 2: Massachusetts because once you because this is apparently this is science,
Speaker 2: Once you squirt once, then you will always squirt after.
Speaker 2: Like it'll be easier after you do it that first time.
Speaker 2: It's like when you break the seal when you're drinking,
Speaker 2: you pee, and then you keep paying you squirting, then
Speaker 2: you keep squirting, right, Uh, you know, with with good techniques.
Speaker 2: I mean it's not for everybody. Uh, And that's where
Speaker 2: we're gonna leave you, guys. Squirting is not for everybody,
Speaker 2: but everybody deserves to squirt a little bit, just a little,
Speaker 2: even if it might could be some pea pe if
Speaker 2: you have to, I think it's gonna always be if
Speaker 2: the sex is bad, pee in his bed and.
Speaker 3: Leave, no, and then he can order a new Amazon.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, it's a circle of life, a circle.
Speaker 3: You jump into my arms so I can hold you
Speaker 3: up like symbol. Imagine you screamed that when you're squirting
Speaker 3: and we're gonna leave you there. Oh wait, and also.
Speaker 5: Do we have enough time for what for to promote
Speaker 5: what New York Comedy Festival?
Speaker 2: Ah? Yes, City been saying the wrong date? Okay have
Speaker 2: I I've been saying the right date. City's been saying
Speaker 2: the wrong day.
Speaker 3: Matter of fact, let's just do it right here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So we have very exciting news. The New
Speaker 2: York Comedy Festival and Forever Dog have teamed up for
Speaker 2: Forever Dog Day this year for the New York Comedy Fest. Right,
Speaker 2: So what that means is it's a whole day a
Speaker 2: further Dog podcasts that are coming to the festival on Saturday,
Speaker 2: November ninth at Union Hall in Brooklyn.
Speaker 3: Yes, our podcast obviously is gonna be there.
Speaker 2: Of course, it's a bunch of other podcasts from Forever Dog,
Speaker 2: Iconography with Io Adeboirie and Olivia Craighead, Under Culture with
Speaker 2: James Adomian, and Dark Tank with Yadoye Travis. So you
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Speaker 2: one day. Of course, Seek Culture and La Culturista is
Speaker 2: going to do that's their Seek Treatment and La Culturista
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Speaker 3: Live, slash Live.
Speaker 2: This is going to be a very exciting day that
Speaker 2: will go down in literally podcast history. So come check
Speaker 2: out Foreverdog Day at the New York Comedy Festival on Saturday,
Speaker 2: November ninth. Again, get your tickets on Foreverdog podcast dot com,
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Speaker 3: And really the only podcast that that matters is this one.
Speaker 2: So it was say for the day, but this is
Speaker 2: the one that you should be getting tickets for.
Speaker 5: We're at five o'clock, so but it's ely we get
Speaker 5: like a day pass. You don't get there at three
Speaker 5: c you know, Io and Olivia and then see us.
Speaker 2: Yes, come score with us, Yeah, or not come with us,
Speaker 2: see um with us?
Speaker 3: Anyway, Bye guys, Forever.
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