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Speaker 1: And when I say tell us, it's because I've been

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Speaker 1: mayme me just Ledgs. This guy's that Uh, it's just

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Speaker 1: You understand me. Here here seventeen dollars cash, that's yours.

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Speaker 1: that's just Flashina. She's queen of the water world. She

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00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: came to me in the dream and told me that

418
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 1: way for me to see the world from the sludge

419
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: was that I had to embrace all. You know, you're stupid, right, Todd,

420
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: You know that you do? Uh huh two weeks two

421
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:35,439
Speaker 1: weeks left, guys, we're rich, we can get hi. Yeah, Um,

422
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: I actually don't want anything Burger king related. I was

423
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: just I ordered a Fountain soda and I'm just confused

424
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: because I wanted a Dr Pepper UM, but it looks

425
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: like that's not available on your machine. So can I

426
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 1: have my money back please? Or we have a new

427
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: whopper that's made with no meat. I okay, now tell

428
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: me about that. That's interesting, a new whopper with no meat.

429
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 1: It's the possible burger. Okay. Well, yeah, I'll have one

430
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: of those, um, but I do want my money back,

431
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: or I want Dr Pepper please. You understand what I'm saying. Huh,

432
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: I get you another one? Do you want the blue sheet? Um?

433
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: I'll order for us darling. Hi, Um, I will have

434
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: the champagne. You know what? Sorry, just before you get

435
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: to what I'm going to have? How old do you

436
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 1: think I am? What? I don't know? You what the fun? Oh?

437
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: You tell me you're over eighteen, that you're over eighteen?

438
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: How you I am? I'm really And here's a spoiler alert.

439
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 1: It is my birthday tomorrow, so close. Either way. You know,

440
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: you get like points whether you go one above or

441
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: one below. But don't you dare go above? People ask

442
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: me all the time, like how old are our meat

443
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: is here and I'm really bad it just get engaging

444
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 1: age alive or dead? Um, but you're definitely you're definitely

445
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: younger than fifty o hey, definitely older than fourteen. Good.

446
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: I definitely want to be that. I don't know start no, no, no, babe,

447
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: he said my second one I'm gonna be tomorrow. You

448
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: better watch yourself. Okay. Well, our special tonight is a

449
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: pickled penis. Um. It is locally sourced, very locally sourced.

450
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: H No, I'm not hungry anymore. Honestly, I'm really upset

451
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: that he guessed me to be forty fucking one. So

452
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,239
Speaker 1: just order my drink and that's going to sustain me.

453
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: Just champagne please, okay? And if I got to still

454
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: are sparkling for the table, I want my champagne to

455
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: be sparkling things. Still champagne please, Okay, still champagne one,

456
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: still one, sparkling. Okay, once again, I'm brace. I'll be

457
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: right back. Yes, I welcome to the restroom at the

458
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: Biggar King. Can I get you something by the whole? Um?

459
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: I should not have come back here. Um I when

460
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: you say can you get me something by the whole now, UM,

461
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: I have set for one. Oh okay, yes, please one? Um,

462
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: very well, what's the name under um? Francesco? Francesco and

463
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: that's the last name, the last name I have this computer.

464
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: I don't have you in list, but let me just

465
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: check a vailability. There's I can see. I just looked

466
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: under the stalls. I don't see any feet, so it

467
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: looks like it's all empty. That's hilarious. We haven't installed since,

468
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 1: but us here that we have something about the fool

469
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 1: for you. Now, Hi, I'm sentiate block sledge. I'll be

470
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: helping you out today. Number one or number two. This

471
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: is the number one today. Um, it's a number one.

472
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you are what you are what I was

473
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: talking about before? You were this black sludge? Do you

474
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 1: remember you mention? Okay, yeah, sorry, you're so much chattier

475
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: last time. It was just kind of more this like

476
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: thing that came into me. It made me feel like

477
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: absolutely nuts. But yeah, just yeah, you look good? Thank you? Yeah? Um,

478
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: do you think I'm still attractive? That was a crazy

479
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: thing to ask, So wait, so wait, all right, so

480
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: let me get this straight. So your wife went into

481
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: the breaking. She was probably dunking some yellow Mountain dew. Right,

482
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: she met some sludge and now you guys are done.

483
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: We're done. They're gonna live in Barstow, apparent reardly and uh,

484
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to send her checks every month. That's how

485
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: that works. Man, tell me about her dunking this mountain

486
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: dew though. Man, well, that's what you calls taken the

487
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: sludge left. It's just me and you. He didn't even

488
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: go back to the Tormac devention. Oh no, I hope

489
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: it was okay. He went to Phoenix, Arizona. There's a

490
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: b K there. I just feel so fucked. I just

491
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: feel so fucked. Why don't we just spend this seventeen dollars?

492
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: That always makes people feel good to buy things. I

493
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 1: wouldn't know. It's hard for water to spend money. What

494
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,959
Speaker 1: are you gonna buy? Well, I can get you like

495
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: I can put you in different thermoises or where we

496
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: can get you to take me where you go, take

497
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: me where you go. I never want to leave you.

498
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: I would never leave you. You're coming my hands. Oh

499
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: my gosh, splitch. So if you looked at this window,

500
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 1: that patient's name is Todd Todd McAvoy. He has full

501
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: conversations with friends, employees, some objects is their recurring theme

502
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: to any of the conversation. Well, there's one underlying thing,

503
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: and this is interesting. He seems to be happy m hm.

504
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: And you say he has in his mind he has

505
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: three separate jobs at Burger King and three b cities

506
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: scattered throughout the country. I'm not done in my notes

507
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, that's that's correct, And I don't understand

508
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: the significance there. But again, if you look, there's a

509
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: big green arrow pointing up towards and the happiness. Call him.

510
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: We don't. We don't want to. We don't want to

511
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: wake him from this. We don't want to. Either of

512
00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: his parents names start with the letter B. We cannot

513
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: find this family. Oh, it's impossible that he's an often

514
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: here's what you can do. Well, you can go in

515
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: there as a customer, lovely Charles. Oh you're volunteering me? Yes, yes,

516
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 1: i'd love Hello, Todd, I'm I'm a customer. Can I

517
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: help working? Can I get you something to drink or eat? Well? Um?

518
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: Do you have anything unusual on the fountain sodas? Um? Yes? Right? Oh?

519
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: What is this? Right? Especially this clear stuff? Fatistic lemon

520
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: lime o. You can't hear no, no, that that's that's fine, Todd.

521
00:34:55,200 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: I'll have a sprite okay, coming up. Oh I'm sorry,

522
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: we have his blepsie. Well, I'll have a bleepsie. Then

523
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: there you go. Interesting that he began with some sort

524
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: of fantastic made up drink and then and then went

525
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: for the standard American soda blepsie that that we all

526
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 1: know is it's it's almost as if he realized the

527
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 1: flight of fancy was on and had to ground himself.

528
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. That's what I thought. Another thing

529
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: is he seems to have a really intimate relationship with

530
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: that glass of water over there. Yes, yes, I noticed that.

531
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but my parents spent at least nine

532
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: thousand dollars for this. Is there going to be like

533
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: some kind of party room big reveal, because as of

534
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: right now, I'm really really bored you. You've been committed,

535
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: You've been committed by what a birthday party? Indeed committed.

536
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: Scene three, he comes bear the Road. Hey, hey, you

537
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,760
Speaker 1: guys are the greatest thing in comedy to me. Anyway,

538
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: I have been listening since the third time I heard

539
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 1: the show advertised so many many years ago. Mr Pollock,

540
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: my little brother and I used to run around in

541
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: the woods pretending to be Brownies from Willow when we

542
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: were well probably too old to still be doing that.

543
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 1: That was always Frangene. Anyway, I am a computer systems

544
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: engineer with tons of experience and moderate free time. So

545
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,800
Speaker 1: if you want some help with the web pages, links

546
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: and whatnot, I'm willing to take some of the I

547
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: T load off of James pro bono. Yeah, Jesus, I

548
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: have my own company as a reference, so I don't

549
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: blame you if you pass after seeing my sight, I

550
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:54,240
Speaker 1: spent almost half an hour designing it all right, Scene

551
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 1: suggestion Screen Actors Guild is hiring a hitman bear a

552
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:05,240
Speaker 1: k A space Okay, well we're just looking over here. Okay,

553
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: stop stop sending me Caroline Connor. I do not want

554
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: to look at this profile. Let's just move on the

555
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: Actually think that she's going to be quite good as

556
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: a hit man. Take away her emotional connection to every human,

557
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: regardless of whether they're a stranger or not. We think

558
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:27,479
Speaker 1: that she'll be quite good. She was good at disarming people. Sorry,

559
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 1: I've been in the Sorry you your assistant called me

560
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: in for this audition, so I've been standing here while

561
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: you're talking um about this. I can go out, Caroline,

562
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: please just stay in there. Why did you think that? Like,

563
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: just look at her. Why would we want to put

564
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: her on the felure because look at her. I'm disarmed,

565
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: to be honest, I'm disarmed, so I wouldn't expect it.

566
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 1: I feel comfortable around her, so that's why I would

567
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: do it. And she also just like look strong, you know,

568
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: like she looks like she's got the strength to deliver

569
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: a good stab. Excuse me, Sorry, we're not talking to

570
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: you yet. I'm so sorry. We're gonna we're gonna need

571
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: to do auditions regardless. We're gonna get slammed when this

572
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 1: newsletter goes out saying once went down, so we we

573
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: gotta hold auditions whether we want to or not. Okay,

574
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I realized I'm just running the camera. Can

575
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: we let her do the thing? Would be okay? Wow? Yeah,

576
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 1: you just realized you're just running the camera. Are you

577
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: out of your mind? Wanda? What is this is? Sag Intercouncil?

578
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: Do you understand this? I do, But I'm running the

579
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: camera for the audition. Yeah, so that means you go

580
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: click and click and click, and that's what you do,

581
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: so don't talk, right, Caroline. I love graving coffee with you.

582
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: It's funny because like when we like work together professionally,

583
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,959
Speaker 1: it seems like you don't like me, but obviously we're

584
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: like close friends. Um, I guess I mean you kind

585
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: it showed up on my apartment and I feel like

586
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: I didn't have much of a choice. So yeah, so

587
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: how's the bis, how's the business? Why did you What

588
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 1: did you want from this interaction? Um? If I if

589
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: I'm being perfectly honest, I kind of need somebody to

590
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: run lines with me. I have an audition this afternoon.

591
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: I was wondering maybe, okay, that's what I thought, because

592
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: at first I was like, I don't know what I

593
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: could give you that you would want from me, you

594
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 1: know what I mean, It's like I don't have any

595
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: like connections or status, so line reading that makes sense.

596
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: I wish you would just like ask me to help

597
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: you run lines instead of saying when I grab you

598
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 1: for coffee and then make it's still still like professional.

599
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 1: I still want, like I want eight percent friendship. Professional

600
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: that doesn't make those that breakdown doesn't make sense for

601
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: like a breakdown So this breakdown is open ethnicity, open age,

602
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 1: no type, which is nice um interesting face to character face,

603
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 1: good actor strong. Oh is this for the sag um

604
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: hit man thing? How would you know that I went

605
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: in for that? Huh? What does that mean? Because you know,

606
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: I guess they said like I guess they don't know

607
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 1: what they're looking for a type thing. So okay, yeah,

608
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 1: you just said open like everything, no age, no like

609
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 1: specific ethnicity or anything like open improv. I do improv sometimes,

610
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: I'm fine. I'm okay at acting. So it's like, why

611
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: is that so crazy too? I'll just be on the scene. Okay,

612
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: let's run it. I have already have a memorize. I'll

613
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: do the other side. Okay, so whenever you're ready, you

614
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: can start. Okay, today's today, That's right, it is. It

615
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 1: just feels weird, as you already know my next life.

616
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding you, Lester. I got fired. This

617
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: little bit spoke up out of turn, and it turns

618
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: out the network was behind the double sided mirror. I

619
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: didn't even think that they were behind there are there

620
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 1: more espresso? Where are they? I don't fucking know. I

621
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 1: didn't get can find them? Yeah? Yeah, go find them.

622
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: I think they're in the I got forty five minutes

623
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: to pack up my I don't he's worthless. I've what

624
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: if I'm a pack up, I shouldn't get out of here.

625
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: But I'm not shooting you. Look me in the eyes, Lester,

626
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: I am going to kill Wanda. I am going to

627
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: get my job back. I'm not basically going to do it,

628
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 1: but I'm going to hire someone to do it. What

629
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 1: do they look like again? Marked a little pods. They

630
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: look like a little coffee cups. They know, they look

631
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,879
Speaker 1: like like what the burger king barbecue sauce comes in,

632
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: kind of, but but not but they're circled or yeah,

633
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: they're sauce packets because there are bird No, I think

634
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: about what the honey comes in. Think about what the

635
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: honey comes in. But you know, I'm gonna hire some

636
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,839
Speaker 1: Did you get that? Did you get that tesla or not? Yeah?

637
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: I got the tesla? And now how are gonna make

638
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: those payments? I'm fired. This is a fucking disaster. Caroline, Hey, Hi,

639
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,760
Speaker 1: sorry I stop by. An announced that he's just dripping by.

640
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: Um I heard the news. Congratulations, this is the weirdest

641
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: possible thing you could do. You just stopped by my

642
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: house because you happen to be driving by unannounced to

643
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: congratulate me on the gig I booth. Because I thought, like,

644
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: in this industry, there's so much negativity, like I wanted to, like,

645
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 1: I want to inject some positivity. Hey, Caroline, it's just

646
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: super I don't know if you can hear me behind

647
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 1: the door or not, but I can hear you. Do

648
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 1: you want to come in? Yeah? Sure, I mean it's

649
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: gonna be simple, just gonna come, but we're gonna have

650
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: to provoke your lease. What apparently a front of yours

651
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: whoever keeps on coming to your apartment keeps on jumping

652
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: the gate. He is not like, I'm sorry, que listen,

653
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: I don't have control over that. Man. I can do

654
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,240
Speaker 1: like I could get a restraining order. I'm not inviting

655
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: him in. As he said, he jumps over the gate,

656
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: which means I did not give him the gate code.

657
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: So why is this on me to get kicked out

658
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: of my apartment? Carolin? I'm sorry, but you have danny.

659
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: Did you throw her out? Did you throw Caroline out?

660
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: In three ad? You threw her out? Yeah? I don't

661
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 1: see any of her things on the sidewalk around in

662
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: the common place, physically throw things out. Okay, Marie, I

663
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: just told you spoke to her, Yes, and what did

664
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 1: she say? She said, Okay, I'll game. Can I just

665
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: watch the game? Sure, and then we'll never talk. The

666
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 1: Eagles are up. I'm sorry, sir, we don't carry an

667
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,399
Speaker 1: espresso pods here. You're gonna have to look all swar.

668
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: They look like a little barbecues. Yeah, no, we know

669
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: what that is. This is uh, this is a pizza coffee.

670
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 1: We can give you up a coffee if you like.

671
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: We can sell you ground coffee. Hold being coffee. I

672
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: just wanted little coffees, little coffees in a pod. Who

673
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: do you work for? Exactly, sag? Inner council, Inner council. Yeah, dude, okay,

674
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 1: fucking hey, Okay, if I can get you these espresso pods,

675
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 1: could you do me a favor. Actually, I don't work

676
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 1: for them. I'm just I just do odd jobs around

677
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: the office. But are you in the room. I'm in

678
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 1: the room. They're always telling me to get a job,

679
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,479
Speaker 1: but I'm there like sixty hours a week. Okay, Yeah,

680
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 1: I will help you. I'll help you, really, I'll help

681
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: you get the pods. Can you get me in the room.

682
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: Can you give me some barbecue? Sause? Can you get

683
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 1: me in the room? Are you sure you can afford

684
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: all these and espressos? Actually I can't, but I have

685
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: a credit card here, and I'm willing to just do anything. Okay,

686
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: thank you, George Clooney. Is this piscott free? Huh? Are

687
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:29,720
Speaker 1: these Biscott's free or for sale? They are for see?

688
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: I think just biscotti. It's already plural. What okay, just

689
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 1: I just spent three on espresso pots. I thought maybe

690
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: I got a free piscott E's Piscott's or why did

691
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: you say, George Clooney, when you rent the card we

692
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: have to What does that mean we have? He's one

693
00:45:52,040 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: of the initial investors in espresso coffee, Yes he is.

694
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: I don't believe this guy telling Marcus here from sagging

695
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: you got it? Do you think that's gonna work here?

696
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 1: This is not gonna work. He knows me, but he's

697
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: probably not at this particular one in this particular block anyway.

698
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 1: Actually don't. I don't have a lot of money to that,

699
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,399
Speaker 1: I really Ever, I can have a lot of debt

700
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:38,399
Speaker 1: if I being honest by getting but they say, trying

701
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: to be a big shot, weren't you? No, No, On

702
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: the contrary, just trying to be a shot, you know

703
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 1: what I mean, like leaping the net will appear and stuff,

704
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So I'm just let's take

705
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,479
Speaker 1: some biscotti. Where this guy's get his back turn speak

706
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: more than that. It takes some Scotty's. Oh Caroline, it's

707
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,439
Speaker 1: so funny to run into you here hot yeah. Oh

708
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: you um you are the like yeah, I was, yeah,

709
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: Oh what are you working on now? Somewhere else? Um?

710
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,399
Speaker 1: Redemption mostly um, but that's just me. Is that if?

711
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 1: Is that the new um clooney vehicle? I like to actually,

712
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: um pick your brain a little bit. Sure, I saw

713
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: on Deadline that you got the gig I did. Yeah,

714
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: And I don't know if that comes with my address

715
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: on there, because you and this other guy just keep

716
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,399
Speaker 1: showing up to my front door. How did you get

717
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 1: through the gate there? It's a it's very short it's

718
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: a very short gate, so it's very easy to to

719
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: safely hop and not not hurt yourself. But I want to.

720
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: I was just kind of walking. I would love to

721
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: come and thank you so much, Thank you so much,

722
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 1: you know, I just wanted to let you know that

723
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 1: I saw, I saw your star quality, and I saw

724
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: your potential, and I really pushed for you. I thank

725
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: you for saying that. I just find that hard to believe,

726
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: only because I was standing in that casting room with

727
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 1: you and the other guy and the camera one for

728
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: three hours while you've talked about how much you like

729
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: hated my guts and um so just for me, And

730
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: then I didn't even read the scene, you know what

731
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 1: I mean, like, and yet you got the job. So

732
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,879
Speaker 1: tell me, tell me how that ended up working out?

733
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: You know, I honestly I'm confused as hell. You know

734
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: what I mean. I asked you to hire a hit man,

735
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: and you said it would be discreet and the person

736
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 1: would be professional. Mr Clooney. Just we are working on

737
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: that internally. Okay, we had hired someone to do this,

738
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: all right, sir. And the next thing I see is

739
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: that you've announced hiring in deadline. Of course, there's protocol.

740
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: We have to announce that I published her personal address.

741
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: That's part of SA protocol. We have to do that, Okay,

742
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:11,280
Speaker 1: it's it's for the industry built hype. I am got Chris.

743
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: It's so funny running into you here. That's so wild. Yeah,

744
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: I was just walking within the gated community of your

745
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: apartment building and happened to come across. Oh this is great. Actually,

746
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 1: do you believe in like synchronicity, absolutely, synchronicity, synergy, all

747
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 1: of that, all of that. Yeah. Do you do any

748
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:37,760
Speaker 1: non union work? I would I'm mostly lasting non union

749
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:42,879
Speaker 1: now after the incident. I mean, isn't non union where

750
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: like the like the real work is anyway? Absolutely, Yeah,

751
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 1: that's where That's how you know that someone's really dedicated

752
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: to their craft because they're willing to do it for

753
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: less money and with no guarantees of ever making money

754
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: again in the future if it happens to do well,

755
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: they're just doing it for the crap. Yeah, it's probably

756
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: guarantee that it won't ever. You will never see another

757
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 1: dollar after that. Initially, I want to straight to offer you. Okay, okay, okay, okay,

758
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: those are the words, all right, Chris, Now get that

759
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: pick of penis closer up. All right. That is our show,

760
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: and um, you're welcome. Let's thank all of our alchemists

761
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 1: for their contributions and posture, starting with the of course, Caroline. Caroline,

762
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: thank you. Thank you so much. What a pleasure, what

763
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: a treat, what a joy. I'm sensing from today that

764
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 1: you are, in fact suffering from allergies. Um, yeah, I

765
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: think I am. Actually, you know, have you tried the

766
00:50:54,360 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: face flush machine? I have and it is awesome. But yeah,

767
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: like the you mean you're talking about flown as right,

768
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: there's a few names out there I see advertised. I'll

769
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 1: go with flo You've tried that thing and it net

770
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: Nettie pods different that both are good, but I started

771
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: Nettie Pop might have like you could get your brain

772
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: eaten by it, and that's mostly false but could be true.

773
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: So I'm just afraid of that. Um. But so so

774
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: that's kind of my thing. That's just me. If anyone

775
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 1: has any allergy tips, I'd love to hear them. You

776
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: can send them. Maybe that you picked up at the

777
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: bank out of your mouth that might help. No, I

778
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 1: gotta keep sucking the pens um. That's the one thing

779
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: I know definitely helps. And the podcast that you may

780
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: or may not be doing, the folks can look at. Yeah, listen, listen.

781
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: I am doing the podcast. It's called cotter Core. You

782
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: can find it anywhere. There a podcast I can't tell

783
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: you what it's about. I'm not sure what it's about.

784
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: I'll post that on my Instagram. Cotter poop um Yeah,

785
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: d m me with allergy, um my niece. Sure you

786
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 1: got it. I appreciate it. Chris Alvarado. I went a

787
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: horseback riding yesterday morning, and then my throat was sore

788
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: all day. But now it feels better. I wonder if

789
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 1: there's like a there's not sore, but like itchy, like

790
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 1: an allergy thing horse allergy. I'm gonna ask a silly question,

791
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:24,240
Speaker 1: but just a little test. Did you filate the horse? Yeah?

792
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 1: I was with my father, so of course I did

793
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 1: you get to go last horseback riding? I mean you

794
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 1: have to understand that my dad is a horse is

795
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: a horse guy, right. You know, he had you know,

796
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: growing up, it was had horses and donkeys and stuff

797
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 1: in this little village of Honduras, it was. I met

798
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: him there. He had a cute cowboy hat on, and

799
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:49,399
Speaker 1: when I pulled up, he put to his head off.

800
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 1: He went good morning, and put it back on, and

801
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 1: I was like, this is why we're on earth for

802
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: moments like this. Fuck everything else. My cute little dad

803
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: on a wars and we didn't go that bad as Jackie,

804
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: but I gave it a little every now and then,

805
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, Oh, it feels good

806
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: to be alive. I am so bad or horseback riding

807
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 1: because I'm too empathetic to the horse and I can't

808
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 1: do all the things you're supposed to do to make

809
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: the horse listen and take your commands because I feel

810
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: like I'm sucking, torturing. I feel you, but listen. I

811
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: was on Big John, who, by the way, is the

812
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: first horse you see in West World. What's huge? He was?

813
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: He's a he was a big boy, very intuitive, like

814
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,919
Speaker 1: a tesla. Almost you just get you just gotta move

815
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 1: right a little bit. He goes right. There's no like

816
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: yanking or kicking. No, no, he knows, he knows, And

817
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get Big John. But my butt hurts. But

818
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,720
Speaker 1: hurts today, Well, yeah, sure, because you used the saddle. Yeah,

819
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: that's very hard leather. Speaking of which, Craig, Hey, good

820
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: to be Mack. I missed a couple of weeks, then

821
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: missed you all and saw you all at the live

822
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: hang the week and got jealous and hijack the Yeah,

823
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 1: it was fun. It was fun watching Chris dude the

824
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: math on I think it was Chris. Yeah, I didn't

825
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: know yah on the real I mean, that's always been

826
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 1: my Twitch handle. So I was like frantically trying to

827
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 1: create a Twitch account. Well the whole thing was happening

828
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: went once I saw that. At first, I was like,

829
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,399
Speaker 1: you know, I I probably could do that life Hank,

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Speaker 1: Joey you could learn a thing or two mm hmm

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Speaker 1: maybe Okay. Thank you for being here, Joseph. You know

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