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Speaker 2: I have I have a girl question. I have to

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Speaker 2: ask you. Okay, I'm a girl. Well that's why I'm

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Speaker 2: asking here, Jason, I have a girl question.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll raise sure if I'm ready. All I need

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Speaker 1: is time.

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Speaker 2: Your child would prove otherwise. But so, and this is

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Speaker 2: a real question. This is not like I'm not I

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Speaker 2: saw it on you immediately. Now I think I see

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Speaker 2: it on Kalin two and so I'm not being critical.

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Speaker 2: I don't know the answer. So your face was beat

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Speaker 2: last night for jingle Ball full face of makeup? Right?

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Speaker 1: Did you have professionally done? Do you have an mua?

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Speaker 1: Do it had my mua? My little barstool?

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Speaker 2: Girly?

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Speaker 1: Are you is it still on. It is still on

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Speaker 1: in Contell. But that's are you allowed to do that?

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Speaker 2: You can you just wear the makeup indefinitely, Like I

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Speaker 2: thought you had to take it off every day. And

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying that you shouldn't have. I mean, like,

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Speaker 2: can you get multiple days out of the beat?

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Speaker 1: Personally? No, I cannot.

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Speaker 3: But I paid a lot of money for this, so

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Speaker 3: I'm going to be beat as long as it'll stay on.

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Speaker 1: I would too, But it's.

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Speaker 2: Like, you know, it's like when you get your car washed,

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Speaker 2: you know, and like you try and you try and

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Speaker 2: preserve the car wash as long as possible so you

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Speaker 2: don't have to get your car washed again, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean, Like you get the car washed, then

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Speaker 2: like if little something gets on the window, then maybe

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Speaker 2: you clean it yourself. You don't have to go buy

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Speaker 2: the car wash. I think you should get more out

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Speaker 2: of it. But I thought it was all that process

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Speaker 2: was only good for one day, That's what I thought.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you should be like washing your face

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Speaker 3: that night, doing the whole thing. But when you pay

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Speaker 3: to look this good, I'm not taking it off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, wait me, I scrubbed and scrubbed and this

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Speaker 2: is the product of what wouldn't come off.

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Speaker 1: I washed my face with about three different face walks.

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Speaker 1: It looks like you still have makeup. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: stuff I do, but I don't have anything. I don't

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Speaker 1: have any foundation on her anything. Oh, I left it on.

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Speaker 1: I went to sleep and I said, you know what,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna wear this to work tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: No you should, I mean, but I didn't know you

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Speaker 2: could do. I know you could get.

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Speaker 1: More in one day too, you're not supposed to. And

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Speaker 1: it didn't tell.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it doesn't look as good as yesterday, of course,

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Speaker 3: because I slept and I sleep like a caveman.

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Speaker 1: Like That's what I was gonna say.

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Speaker 2: How does it not come off like all over everywhere? Like?

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Speaker 1: How does it look over hobby? Right now, it's on

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Speaker 1: the pillow case. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: I'm happy that it looks great. I'm gonna wear this

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Speaker 3: all day. I got some stuff after work. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna just we're gonna just power through. But tonight

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Speaker 3: I am doing everything shower so then I'll scrub it

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Speaker 3: off and then you will see it again.

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Speaker 1: So you went to bed without washing your face. I'm disgusting,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 2: No, I really I did That's what I wasn't trying

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Speaker 2: to enunciate poor hygiene.

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Speaker 1: What I was I was just like, I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: You could get more than one day out of it,

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Speaker 2: And I think that that's fair.

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Speaker 1: I think it should be that way. I'm just doing

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Speaker 1: this because I also work in morning radio, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like, I don't think, like you know, Becky, the office

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Speaker 3: is going to go in with her the next day. Like,

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Speaker 3: I don't know what, h I don't back you at

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Speaker 3: the office, man, get you? Yeah, I agree? Did you

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Speaker 3: do the same thing?

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Speaker 4: No, you know I do this every morning, apply all

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Speaker 4: this makeup.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how old drag.

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Speaker 4: I'm a drag queen, so yeah, no, but I have

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Speaker 4: been a past Like if my makeup is beat to

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Speaker 4: the gods like they looked last night, you know what

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Speaker 4: I'm saying, Yeah, you wear that again, as long as

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Speaker 4: you didn't get any drool on it. You know what,

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Speaker 4: Maybe I think it should be that. I think that

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Speaker 4: should be the standard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you packed the little drool back in the morning.

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Speaker 4: You know, when you brush your teeth and then you

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Speaker 4: replace it with a little foundation to patch it up.

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Speaker 1: And you good.

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Speaker 2: The amount of like girl stuff I've learned over the

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Speaker 2: years thanks to you guys. Like I watch you guys

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Speaker 2: do your makeup every day, and it's just it's really

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Speaker 2: I'm amazed at the multitasking. I'm I had a girlfriend

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Speaker 2: once who could like curl her eyelashes and drive the

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Speaker 2: I'm like, you got a metal object right next to

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Speaker 2: your eyes and you're driving an automobile.

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Speaker 1: It seems like a terrible idea. Yeah, y'all could never. No,

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Speaker 1: I absolutely could not.

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Speaker 2: But then you guys are reading Kiki's gouty like one

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Speaker 2: hand on the laptop, one hand on the dam. I mean,

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Speaker 2: she's doing the whole thing. It's a complete transformation that occurs.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you don't have hair when she comes in and

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Speaker 2: she comes here. It's unbelievable. It's an unbelievable transformation. And

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Speaker 2: I know what you probably get it. I asked questions

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Speaker 2: about the wig all the time, and you get annoyed,

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Speaker 2: I think, But this is just it's amazing magic to me.

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Speaker 1: Because we as men.

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Speaker 2: The most I might have to do is like maybe

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Speaker 2: line up the bottom of my beard a little bit

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Speaker 2: and maybe trim it down. That's about all this and

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Speaker 2: brush my teeth. That's about it. Maybe blow dry the

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Speaker 2: hair maybe, but we're not even feeling that today.

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Speaker 1: You guys are so lucky.

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Speaker 4: It's so easy for you, Like we have to put

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Speaker 4: on shape wear and the boob tape and makeup and no,

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Speaker 4: I put on.

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Speaker 1: The boot tape too. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they were lifted and separated last night. I'm surprised

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Speaker 2: you couldn't tell. Thanks for noticing. Thanks for noticing. Jason,

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Speaker 2: did you know? I mean you are a makeup artist.

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Speaker 2: You took an afternoon class, so you're certified. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: all I do is watching makeup TikTok, so I feel

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Speaker 2: like I'm pretty knowledgeable. No, it's like for an OCD,

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Speaker 2: like it's very satisfying to watch people do this. And

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Speaker 2: I'm amazed at how because I think I would mess

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Speaker 2: it up and then I have to like redo it

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Speaker 2: all that. I would be like, that's crooked, I'm read

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Speaker 2: and I have to take I guess you would have

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Speaker 2: to make up, remove it and then do it again.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever have to do that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Wing wouldn't be for you, wing dialiner, it's not

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Speaker 2: wing dialin.

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Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, certainly know because getting them to match, because your

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Speaker 4: eyes aren't exactly the same, right, So if you get

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Speaker 4: one really good wing and you can't get.

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Speaker 1: The other to match, it's like night ruined, you know,

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Speaker 1: night ruined? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now I agree. I wouldn't leave the house, right,

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Speaker 2: don't like that? I mean, when I knew a whole

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Speaker 2: TV show, I put just one little layer of foundation

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Speaker 2: on sometimes, like get the the studio and because of

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Speaker 2: course we don't have people to do that. And even

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Speaker 2: that to me is a little mystifying. It's like it

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Speaker 2: doesn't I don't know, It's like where, what is? What

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Speaker 2: has happened? I can't get it to look exactly the

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Speaker 2: way that I wanted to, And then I'm like, do

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Speaker 2: I have to start over? Like one area is a

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Speaker 2: little more than the others, and I'm like, this is

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Speaker 2: and no one else would notice this but me. I'm

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Speaker 2: just it's probably a good thing. I'm a dude for

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Speaker 2: so many reasons. I will say the skincare prior to

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Speaker 2: the foundation is the most important part of the foundation,

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Speaker 2: and then there's not much of that going on, So

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Speaker 2: what am I supposed to do with that? Well, you

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Speaker 2: just got to do a little skincare routine to make

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Speaker 2: sure your moisturized and your because your makeup wears differently,

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Speaker 2: I put it. They gave me a spray to put

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Speaker 2: on first. Okay, yep, they gave me. Yeah, they gave

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Speaker 2: me a little spread. I went into the I went

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Speaker 2: into the mac counter when I started doing a little

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Speaker 2: TV show and I said, I need the simplest routine possible,

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Speaker 2: and they were like, okay, spray this on. Put this,

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Speaker 2: and lady like painted my arm with to make sure

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Speaker 2: it was the right thing, and she like, boom done.

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Speaker 2: She matched you, Yeah, done, That's that's all you gotta do.

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Speaker 2: And I don't know, it doesn't look great, but it's

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Speaker 2: better than nothing.

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Speaker 4: I guess what I wouldn't give to like also be

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Speaker 4: at the mall and just run into you at the mac.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's watched this. I would not believe it

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Speaker 2: I'll say you what, way back in the day, the

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Speaker 2: first time around, we had one of those airbrush machines

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Speaker 2: and we air brushed ourselves.

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Speaker 1: I wish I had that, and I got it pretty

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Speaker 1: good at that.

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Speaker 2: It was really yeah, because well again, it was just

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Speaker 2: it wasn't like contour. Yeah, okay, I don't know wings,

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Speaker 2: you know, like it was. It was like just one thing,

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Speaker 2: but we had to mix the color to make it right.

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Speaker 2: So it was a couple drops of this, couple drops

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Speaker 2: of that. I got to where I could do that

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Speaker 2: very fast. You could do weddings, Yeah, I know, I

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Speaker 2: could do weddings. The people wanted me to do weddings. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they wanted me to do their makeup and then do

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Speaker 2: the little intro for them, which you know, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't like that.

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Speaker 2: Damn, I really don't like the starting lineup intros at weddings.

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Speaker 2: We don't have to. That's a whole different branch that

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Speaker 2: we don't have to. I just can't stand it.

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Speaker 1: Wow, the main of it.

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Speaker 2: And then it's like she's married to another guy, but

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Speaker 2: she's supposed to act kind of flirty with the with the.

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Speaker 1: The best man.

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Speaker 2: Boyfriends get jealous, like why did he have to grab

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Speaker 2: you like that or pick you up?

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Speaker 1: It's like it's not.

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Speaker 2: Like, don't work a wedding, but also I don't pick

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Speaker 2: up my girlfriend like we do pick up girlfriends, right, bride,

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Speaker 2: you are not Jezebel. That was your role broke, Like,

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Speaker 2: we're not playing Alan Parsons project.

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Speaker 1: You know, let me down.

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Speaker 2: And now ki Ki and Big Tim, who I'm just

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Speaker 2: meeting for the first time at the wedding. I will

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Speaker 2: thank you, thank you for that information because I want

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Speaker 2: you to know I wasn't being critical.

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Speaker 1: I was just like, why don't more people do this?

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Speaker 1: Would be smart guys. This is a smart investment right here.

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Speaker 1: That's a smart investment, is what it was. That's right,