WEBVTT - scared straight (Drews story) 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:19.279 Welcome to this episode of Emergency Call. 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:20.360 I'm so happy. 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:22.360 I'm so happy to finally. 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:26.880 Be back home, the home, sweet home. I'm coming home. 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:30.120 I'm coming, when I'm coming, all over your bed, I'm coming. 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:32.519 Oh that I'm coming. 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:36.000 You know, some people have a plastic layer. Okay, Kay's 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:37.199 blowing o's with the puff bar. 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:38.120 I gave him back there. 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:40.360 We also have a live audience through the windows of 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:40.840 our house. 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:44.920 You know how some people have like a plastic wrap 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:47.239 over their sofa to keep it protected. I've done that 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:50.360 with a seaman and come and spit. So there's a 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:52.879 protective like card. Like if you go touch our sofa, 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:54.520 it's like this sound. 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:57.000 That's what I did. Your pillow too, Yeah, I. 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:59.480 Know, but it's I'm happy because I can chip it 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:01.560 off at instead of biting my f. 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:04.080 Do not let me sit on your leather couch if 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:06.560 it is peeling, because I will peel that shit more. 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:09.959 Do not let me do that. It's like a face mask, 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:13.560 like you know the American psycho face mask. Okay, well, 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:15.839 I have a question. I saw little YACHTI asked this question, 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:17.320 and I was like, oh, this is a good question 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:20.680 for y'all. If you have one week left to live? 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:24.240 What would you do or say to the world that 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:26.600 you've always wanted to do, or say. 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:31.280 Um, I'm so quick at the mouth publicly, I don't 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:34.000 know that. I think it's a problem that there's. 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:35.160 Too much I have said already. 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:37.240 So I think I would do the opposite, and I 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:38.479 would revert to silence. 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:43.760 I wouldn't say there's seven hours left there and then 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:45.880 like start a counting down in their head and then 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:48.240 like everyone's freaking the fuck out and calling their loved 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:50.760 ones and telling you I love you, I love you, 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.360 like we're all gonna die, Like what's gonna happen? Is there? 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:55.600 It after like everyone's freaking the fuck out, and then 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:59.280 the clock hits seven and it's just like bruh, bruh, 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:01.640 bruh sound effect and that's it. 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:03.720 Across the world. How would you even get that? 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:05.440 Like, I'm omnipresent, So in. 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:07.880 This hypothetical, you have the power to do anything. Yeah, 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:10.680 I think mine is I would like count down to 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:13.920 my death like I'm releasing a brand, so I'd be 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:16.400 like so excited to like share this with you guys 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.560 next week. It's gonna be big and like get a 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:20.679 bunch of like graphics and stuff done as if I'm 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:22.640 like releasing a brand, and then on the day that 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:24.640 I died, it's just a raw photo of me in 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:29.320 an open casket so I can hurt everybody. Open caskets 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:31.440 are so unnatural. I don't know why we do that. 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:33.080 That is like the weirdest thing ever I know. 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:36.160 Like the last fucking images I have of my loved 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:39.440 ones are them with like the worst full beat or whatever. 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:41.880 Like it's like cakey as. 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:45.560 Fucking literally on his side. 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:49.800 Yeah, how like it's not cho Like literally my brother 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:53.840 had like like an iconic birthmark under his eye and 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:56.040 they fucking covered it up, like they made it like 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:58.800 pale and nasty, and I was just like, oh my god, Like, 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:01.120 if you're gonna be eat, like if you're gonna be 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:04.360 a Morgue beater, like you have to beat down. 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:07.239 Yeah, you need to like be going to Is that 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:10.639 what they call that? A body beater? 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:12.040 That's what the body beat? 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:15.520 Yeah, that's what they call me when I hit when 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:16.240 I'm hitting it. 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:18.720 Ye, I don't think that's a good thing. 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:22.240 No, Like, because you beat it up? Shots, all right, 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:24.640 who's going to give me back? Shots? You know? Like 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:26.560 dead ass who in this room is going to give 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:29.280 me back shots going to be who's doing It's going 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:29.680 to be. 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:34.519 Or maybe it's me me and can tussle for it. 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:35.240 Tussle. 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:38.640 Yeah, you can go back, tussle around and then you 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:39.400 can pick whoever. 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:41.920 We could loky go back to back for hours on you. 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:44.920 I know, yeah, we could just toss you back and forth. 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:52.000 Back to black by what's her name? Amy wine House? 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:56.960 Okay, okay, cool, good good opener. 0:03:57.200 --> 0:04:01.520 Anyways, anyway, I would say for my last words, I 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:04.920 would be like, fuck, what's like something hilarious? 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:07.200 I could say right now the crowd. 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:10.800 Over you wish you could fart on everybody? Yeah, that 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:12.080 sounds like something you would say honestly. 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:13.960 Under pressure, I probably say something like crazy. I can't 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:15.720 think of right now, but I would probably something crazy. 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:18.279 I would say something overly emotional so that when I 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:21.279 die there's like gorgeous edits to me on TikTok No. 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:23.400 My the first one that came to my mind is 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:26.080 I like that one joke on Twitter where it's like 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:29.800 if I like, like, the last thing I would do 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:32.479 is I would hack like your favorite K pop stands 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:36.760 Twitter and tweet some like really insane, blasphemous shit and 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:39.960 just like ruin their career and log off forever. That's 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:41.320 that's the last thing I would do. 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:46.080 That's like I would do a tued talk, probably something 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:47.279 positive for the world. 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:50.479 Yeah, I would say something positive too, drew me and 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:51.880 would say something really positive and. 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:56.960 Just like you're just like a negative Nancy over good note. 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.520 Yeah, I'm saying you a gonna die. 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:01.680 Now, You're gonna die. 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:03.760 The lighting in here is too clear, and I'm looking 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:04.919 at you like you're a person. 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:09.640 Yeah, you know, like when when I like get like 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:13.120 too high, I like see through people and I see 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.640 them for who they really are, and I like psychoanalyze 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:19.360 them until like they're the like reason why they act 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:22.160 the way they do, like as far as like childhood, 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:24.839 and I can like see the facade that they've built 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.760 and like break it down piece pie piece, and I'm like, oh, 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:31.640 like the reason you act this way is because this 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:34.920 happened to you, like and like that's the way you are, 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:37.680 and it freaks me the fuck out. Also, I can 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:40.200 just see through the facade of television and like Netflix 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:43.320 in general, it's like created by like illuminati aliens to 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:44.920 keep us like stupid, Like. 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:46.719 I'm one of the only people who could tell that 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:48.120 the stuff on Netflix isn't real. 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.960 Yeah, I know, like dead ass, like dead ass. I 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:52.719 feel like I'm the only one, like. 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:54.200 I get I'm the only one who could tell this 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:56.840 is like made for like childish, like human like entertainment. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:58.960 Yeah, it's like that's why I only watch. 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.559 It's to keep us dumb. It's to keep us dumb, 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:05.279 tells Park is to keep me intelligent. But anyway, so 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:08.800 I didn't tell you about this, but after the first 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:10.720 day of the pop up, like I think it was 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:14.200 like the Monday after me and Josiah really really wanted 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:16.480 to like go get massages. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:19.559 And that sucks. 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:21.839 We like book, like, We've looked at a bunch of 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:23.320 places and we were just like we don't want to 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:26.560 like travel that far, like we don't want to do 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:28.960 all that. So we just went to the one really 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:31.239 really close to the house that's like a five minute 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:36.760 walk away basically, and like we get there and I'm like, oh, 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.599 this place is like insane. Like there was like a 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:42.840 giant like construction like truck out front, and I was like, 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:44.760 are they even open? And like we had to walk 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:48.520 through like twenty construction. Yeah, we had to like walk 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:50.840 through like twenty construction workers and all this shit, and 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.279 I was just like, damn, this is like like it's 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:54.640 it was around noon, so I was like, oh, they're 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:56.919 probably on our lunch break anyways. So like we go in, 0:06:57.440 --> 0:07:01.799 we book an appointment, we pay, which I've never done before, 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.040 and right after we pay, they're like, oh, there's like 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:09.400 no refunds. But also they're doing construction upstairs. And I 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:11.800 was like, oh, word, like that's not that deep, Like 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:16.480 construction isn't that crazy, Like it's not Yeah, it's like 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:19.960 I've heard construction. It can't be that bad. Oh my 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:25.120 fucking god, dude. It was insane. It literally felt like 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:28.120 they were like kept fucking throwing grenades upstairs, and like 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:30.840 they were like ripping down walls, and like every once 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:32.720 in a while they would get above my room where 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:34.720 I was getting my massage and just drop like a 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:37.320 hammer and like a cinderblock and like you would see 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:39.920 like dust fall from the roof and like hit me 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:41.360 in my eyes and I was like, oh my god, 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:43.280 like the roof is gonna collapse, and like I was 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:46.840 just like dying laughing the entire time, and like the masseuse. 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:50.080 Yeah, that was like a massage to practice your focus 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:52.680 on good feelings instead of anxiety, and that's why they 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:53.000 were there. 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:55.600 It like imagine you like lying down getting a massage 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:56.600 and there's like cracks for. 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:59.400 Me, No, that's literally like what it fucking felt like 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:01.840 like you could see the roof like bow and shake 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:04.760 like they would. It was like I really cannot iterate 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:09.600 to you how loud it really actually was like it 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:14.240 I'm trying to like give an example, but like I 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:17.720 don't know, like upstairs neighbor activities like dead fucking serious, 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:20.440 Like it was crazy, and like it was also like 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:22.960 before I was like, I want a deep tissue massage 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:24.960 because I want to be bruised, battered and bleeding when 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:27.679 I leave the masseuse, Like I want to like literally 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:30.200 be claim yeah, like I want to. I want it 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:33.000 to fucking hurt down. And it felt like she was 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:35.320 fucking petting me like a cat. Like it was like 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:38.320 not the vibe at all, Like I was like and 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:39.880 I kept telling her. I was like, can you like 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:42.160 go a little harder because I finally, every time I'm 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:44.040 in a massage, I'm like always too scared to speak 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:45.560 up because I'm like, I'm not gonna tell this like 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:47.760 poor woman or man to do like their fucking job. 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:50.120 They know what they're doing. This time, I was like, finally, 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:53.240 like I'm gonna be a brave boy and ask for 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:56.640 the service I asked for, and she literally ignored me 0:08:56.679 --> 0:09:00.080 three fucking times. Like she acted like I did not 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:02.920 fucking exist at all. It was like insane and like 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:06.000 I was also just like laughing and like the only 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:08.320 words she said was like, oh, too hard, and I 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:09.800 was like, no, not at all. And I was like, 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:11.719 I'm laughing because the roof is about the cave in, 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:15.559 and she just like got silent, and I was just like, damn, okay. 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:20.560 So you know what I did is I stole the 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:22.240 fucking yoga hands from them. 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:23.079 Oh my god. 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:26.079 Yeah, no, I actually didn't do that. I wish I did. 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:28.400 They're like these cute little rainbow shorts, and I wish. 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:30.680 I'd, oh, you would want to steal some rainbow shorts, 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:31.400 So that makes sense. 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:35.800 Hello, damn. Only ten minutes before the first walk up. 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:37.120 Oh my god, he's hitting himself. 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:42.560 Oh god, he's smacking himself in the head. Guys, Oh 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:51.800 my god. 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:50.600 Are you okay? Do you need a second. 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:52.440 Got the fuck up? 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:54.000 Oh my god, what the fuck? 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.280 I'm good. Let's keep rolling keeping. 0:09:57.360 --> 0:10:07.280 Somebody needs another massage because you're freaking out. I was 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:10.040 watching through old episodes of Field Trip because I was like, 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:12.160 we need to start doing something like that again, like 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:15.240 it's so funny, and it was like so much of 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:16.040 it like landed. 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:18.160 Like I was watching through one of the episodes yesterday 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:19.880 and you said the Druth back. 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.760 Then that was the band name. 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:25.040 Yeah, that's so crazy, Like I didn't remember that. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:26.679 That's where that originated. 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.440 The Druth will set you free, but first it'll piss 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:32.040 you off. But first it'll piss you off. 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:32.320 Yeah. 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:32.520 Yeah. 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:35.079 The truth has been around for so long it's crazy. 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:38.560 I mean, like what people don't realize is I found 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:42.200 like a silver like a group of silver tablets like 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:49.679 kind of explaining the like following of the truth, and 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:54.600 like people always that's in our backyard, buried by a bush, 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:58.400 and people are like, oh, that's like like Mormonism like whatever, No, 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:01.319 like it was silver tablets on ass so like. 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:03.760 Yet the Mormon tablet's gold. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:04.520 Yeah. 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:09.320 Basically, Like long story short, like we all have to 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:15.640 jump into a volcano, oh to set ourselves free from Samsara. 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.040 Who saw Oh Samsar is the devil. 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:22.280 No, no, no, I think it's like reincarnation, okay, like 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:25.160 the like world of reincarnation. But that could have been 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:26.560 the most ignorant should I've ever said. 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:28.640 I'm looking up scientology right now, and it seems this 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:29.840 seems like really similar. 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:32.480 Oh I'm looking up and down your mom and like 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:33.400 I want to bang her. 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:35.520 Yeah, and she's gonna get banged. If er says he's 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:36.600 gonna bang, he's gonna bang. 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:38.000 Yeah, he probably will. 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:40.240 And she's gonna love it. 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:42.199 Yeah, she'll probably love it. 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:46.679 Oh, love it, love it, Love it, baby, Because oh 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:49.320 my god, gods, it's a Black Friday. Congrats anybody watching 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:51.520 this on Black Friday? 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:52.800 How exciting when. 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:55.360 You isn't doing Black Friday this year. 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:59.280 Black Friday is the craziest vibe ever I know. It 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:00.360 is so crazy. 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:03.080 It's like that one what was that one beach like 0:12:03.160 --> 0:12:07.400 Normandy Beach, like Doomsday where they like old beach, you know, 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:09.520 they put like a bunch of them like soldiers on 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:12.000 that beach and like all of them died. That's what 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:12.920 Black Friday is, am. 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:14.520 I are you saying that? All I can think about 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:15.920 isade is on the beach. 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:20.280 That's literally that's what she was referencing, Like literally that 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:26.040 being your like culture reference referencesting that. 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:29.120 But that's it, right, Yeah, so she's teaching. 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:30.520 No, she's spilled. 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:31.120 She spilled. 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:34.120 But yeah, they're not doing Black Friday at Friday at 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:37.640 Walmart this year, which I feel like is like literally 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:40.800 a sign of the end. Like, yeah, it's really. 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:43.560 Busy Friday happen at Walmart, Like that's. 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:45.200 Where it should be happened. That's like the only place 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:47.559 it should happen. And like a lot of like twenty 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:50.280 four hour stores since the pandemic have not been twenty 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:53.040 four hours and like a lot of you bitches have 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:57.760 not experienced a Walmart run at three am, and how 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:04.040 fucking horrifying. So that is, and like how like it 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:06.199 is the pinnacle of people watching. 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:07.960 Like or like twenty four hour CBS. 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:10.600 Yeah, I feel like there's some CBS's that are still 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:11.400 twenty four hours. 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:16.600 Or twenty four hour challenge in an Amazon factory. Brent 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:17.839 rivera YouTube video? 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:19.560 Is that like a video he did? 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:22.560 Uh No, but he's been like trying to bring it back. 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:24.600 I don't fucking know what his vibe is like his 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:28.080 video scare me more than mister Beast. Like he's like 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:32.200 has like money and like does really big videos and 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:35.000 it freaks me the fuck out. And also, I swear 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:37.839 to god, him and his sister are making out like constantly. 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:39.440 They're creepy as fuck. 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:41.760 Bro, Like, I mean, you can't even judge that because 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:43.800 we're like second cousins and we do it. 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:46.680 So it's like, don't it's a little different. Okay, I 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.240 get I be a little different. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:51.160 Yeah, it is legally different, like very different. 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:54.079 Yeah, could you get like arrested for just making out 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:55.720 with a family member? 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:58.200 I don't know, Like isn't divorce illegal or some shit 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:01.520 like infidelity? Like bit like no one goes to jail 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:04.240 for infidelity like or cheating or what. 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:04.920 Except for you. 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:07.400 Yeah, you're gonna be met with papers because I'm tired 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:08.439 of being cheated on by you. 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:09.320 Like I have to do. 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:12.120 Something, and I'm gonna knew it was a slight in 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:16.360 a whore before you started banging me, but you said you. 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:18.360 Would change for me, and I like, I guess I 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:18.640 was just. 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:23.400 Stupid wasting no okay, Okay, If anything. 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:24.840 I tried to get it in our prenup that if 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:25.840 you cheated. 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:28.560 We wantreanup, we want preanup. 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:32.520 Prenups don't even work like it. 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:35.440 Like if like I started like seeing somebody who was 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:38.200 like a fucking gazillionaire and my whole lifestyle change and 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:39.920 they had me sign a prenup, I can still get 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:42.200 a divorce and then be like this is unfair and 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:44.360 will be traumatic for me to go back to my life, 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:45.360 and I can still get. 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:47.120 Money out of that. Did you know that? Yeah, you 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:48.440 can still fully get money. 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:49.880 Because I protected you. 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:51.960 No, because if I mean you don't need protection, so 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:54.440 like you shouldn't even be thinking about being protected. 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:55.960 As someone who will be Oh you said. 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:59.560 You thought it protected me. Yeah, like someone like me 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:00.320 needs but toution. 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:03.520 Yeah, someone with millions and millions of dollars so much money, 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:05.160 like someone with billions of dollars. 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:06.960 It's crazy that Like I used to be like, oh 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:09.680 my god, like hoarding wealth is bad, but like now 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:10.360 I fuck with it. 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:11.160 Now I get it. 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:12.000 What billions? 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.400 Yeah, I mean the podcast is like estimated to be 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:17.160 worth like ten point seven billion right now. 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:19.600 Yeah, yeah, it's actually crazy. 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:21.240 No, we need to bring back wealth hoarding. 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:22.160 Yeah, we need to. 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:22.520 Bring it back. 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:25.720 Can we do like enough enough judging for it? Like 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:26.120 it's fine. 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:29.360 I feel like the one percent hasn't sequestered enough money. 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:30.760 Yeah, that's what I was thinking saying. 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:32.600 I'm like, oh my god, they like they're seeming a 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:33.400 little cheap right now. 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:36.360 The statistic it's like, since the pandemic, fifty percent of 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:39.720 the wealth has been sequestered to like the one percent. 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:41.120 It should be one hundred percent. 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:44.040 Yeah, I think there shouldn't be fifty per alright, so 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:48.920 right now there's technically lower and like a false middle class, 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:51.440 and then the upper class it should literally just be 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:56.640 upper class and like no lower class people just be bottled. Yeah, yeah, bottoms. 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:59.080 We want to like like divide the wealth or. 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:01.680 I want it to all like I just want Jeff 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:02.280 Bezos to have. 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:04.720 All the money. Yeah, and I want. 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:07.160 Him to like get on a spaceship and then just what. 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:09.160 Are we supposed to do then if that happens. 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:13.920 Guys, wait till you realize that money isn't real and 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:17.040 that it's like every time we make a transaction, we're 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:20.400 coding this simulation and you can change the simulation by 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:24.960 not using money. It's like binary ones and zeros. Every 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:26.960 transaction you make you're coding the simulation. 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:29.680 I saw Drew. He was looking at an incense like 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:32.280 smoke coming from it and he was just like controlling 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:34.000 it with his mind. And then I kid you not, 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.280 his bank account was open, and then numbers were just 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:36.720 going up. 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:39.240 Yeah, what the hell can he do that for mine? 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:40.080 Hell? No? 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:42.280 Oh, okay, you don't believe in like you. 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:44.280 Need a moonwater Courts necklace. 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:45.240 To make my money? 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:47.800 You go up, Yeah, it brings like a burden. 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:49.000 What does that look like? 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:51.600 It's a moonwater quartz necklace, babe. 0:16:52.640 --> 0:16:55.560 I guess only somebody with as much wealth as you would. 0:16:55.400 --> 0:16:56.720 Know what it looks like exactly. 0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:58.800 Isn't it expensive? Like rock? 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:01.040 No, don't call it a fucking rock? 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:05.240 And you no, it's a mineral. 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:08.000 It's a mineral. It's a crystal mineral. 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:10.880 That's literally a rock. I can't believe that, like Drew, 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:12.320 what Drew spends. 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:14.040 His money on will like always astonish me. I was 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:15.680 like gone for a week for work and I came 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:17.399 back and Drew was like, yeah, I can't work out 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:18.840 yet because of my facial and I was like kind 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:20.200 of confused because when I came back, he had a 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:22.439 bunch of like Korean face masks, and I was like, 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:25.920 which one of these told me couldn't get like get sweaty. 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:28.679 And then we were like going into the gym to 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:31.280 shower because our fucking house is falling apart and we 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:33.399 don't have warm water and we paid our bills, but 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:35.919