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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Call.

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy.

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Speaker 3: I'm so happy to finally.

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Speaker 2: Be back home, the home, sweet home. I'm coming home.

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Speaker 2: I'm coming, when I'm coming, all over your bed, I'm coming.

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Speaker 3: Oh that I'm coming.

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Speaker 1: You know, some people have a plastic layer. Okay, Kay's

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Speaker 1: blowing o's with the puff bar.

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Speaker 2: I gave him back there.

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Speaker 3: We also have a live audience through the windows of

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Speaker 3: our house.

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Speaker 1: You know how some people have like a plastic wrap

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Speaker 1: over their sofa to keep it protected. I've done that

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Speaker 1: with a seaman and come and spit. So there's a

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Speaker 1: protective like card. Like if you go touch our sofa,

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Speaker 1: it's like this sound.

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Speaker 3: That's what I did. Your pillow too, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Know, but it's I'm happy because I can chip it

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Speaker 1: off at instead of biting my f.

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Speaker 3: Do not let me sit on your leather couch if

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Speaker 3: it is peeling, because I will peel that shit more.

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Speaker 3: Do not let me do that. It's like a face mask,

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Speaker 3: like you know the American psycho face mask. Okay, well,

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Speaker 3: I have a question. I saw little YACHTI asked this question,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, this is a good question

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Speaker 3: for y'all. If you have one week left to live?

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Speaker 3: What would you do or say to the world that

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Speaker 3: you've always wanted to do, or say.

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Speaker 1: Um, I'm so quick at the mouth publicly, I don't

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Speaker 1: know that. I think it's a problem that there's.

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Speaker 2: Too much I have said already.

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Speaker 1: So I think I would do the opposite, and I

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Speaker 1: would revert to silence.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't say there's seven hours left there and then

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Speaker 3: like start a counting down in their head and then

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Speaker 3: like everyone's freaking the fuck out and calling their loved

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Speaker 3: ones and telling you I love you, I love you,

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Speaker 3: like we're all gonna die, Like what's gonna happen? Is there?

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Speaker 3: It after like everyone's freaking the fuck out, and then

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Speaker 3: the clock hits seven and it's just like bruh, bruh,

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Speaker 3: bruh sound effect and that's it.

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Speaker 2: Across the world. How would you even get that?

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Speaker 3: Like, I'm omnipresent, So in.

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Speaker 1: This hypothetical, you have the power to do anything. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think mine is I would like count down to

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Speaker 1: my death like I'm releasing a brand, so I'd be

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Speaker 1: like so excited to like share this with you guys

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Speaker 1: next week. It's gonna be big and like get a

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Speaker 1: bunch of like graphics and stuff done as if I'm

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Speaker 1: like releasing a brand, and then on the day that

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Speaker 1: I died, it's just a raw photo of me in

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Speaker 1: an open casket so I can hurt everybody. Open caskets

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Speaker 1: are so unnatural. I don't know why we do that.

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Speaker 1: That is like the weirdest thing ever I know.

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Speaker 3: Like the last fucking images I have of my loved

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Speaker 3: ones are them with like the worst full beat or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Like it's like cakey as.

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Speaker 2: Fucking literally on his side.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how like it's not cho Like literally my brother

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Speaker 3: had like like an iconic birthmark under his eye and

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Speaker 3: they fucking covered it up, like they made it like

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Speaker 3: pale and nasty, and I was just like, oh my god, Like,

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Speaker 3: if you're gonna be eat, like if you're gonna be

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Speaker 3: a Morgue beater, like you have to beat down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you need to like be going to Is that

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Speaker 2: what they call that? A body beater?

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Speaker 4: That's what the body beat?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what they call me when I hit when

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Speaker 3: I'm hitting it.

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Speaker 2: Ye, I don't think that's a good thing.

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Speaker 3: No, Like, because you beat it up? Shots, all right,

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Speaker 3: who's going to give me back? Shots? You know? Like

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Speaker 3: dead ass who in this room is going to give

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Speaker 3: me back shots going to be who's doing It's going

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Speaker 3: to be.

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Speaker 2: Or maybe it's me me and can tussle for it.

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Speaker 3: Tussle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go back, tussle around and then you

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Speaker 1: can pick whoever.

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Speaker 4: We could loky go back to back for hours on you.

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Speaker 2: I know, yeah, we could just toss you back and forth.

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Speaker 3: Back to black by what's her name? Amy wine House?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, cool, good good opener.

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Speaker 3: Anyways, anyway, I would say for my last words, I

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Speaker 3: would be like, fuck, what's like something hilarious?

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Speaker 4: I could say right now the crowd.

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Speaker 2: Over you wish you could fart on everybody? Yeah, that

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Speaker 2: sounds like something you would say honestly.

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Speaker 4: Under pressure, I probably say something like crazy. I can't

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Speaker 4: think of right now, but I would probably something crazy.

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Speaker 1: I would say something overly emotional so that when I

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Speaker 1: die there's like gorgeous edits to me on TikTok No.

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Speaker 3: My the first one that came to my mind is

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Speaker 3: I like that one joke on Twitter where it's like

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Speaker 3: if I like, like, the last thing I would do

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Speaker 3: is I would hack like your favorite K pop stands

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Speaker 3: Twitter and tweet some like really insane, blasphemous shit and

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Speaker 3: just like ruin their career and log off forever. That's

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Speaker 3: that's the last thing I would do.

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Speaker 1: That's like I would do a tued talk, probably something

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Speaker 1: positive for the world.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say something positive too, drew me and

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Speaker 4: would say something really positive and.

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Speaker 1: Just like you're just like a negative Nancy over good note.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying you a gonna die.

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Speaker 3: Now, You're gonna die.

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Speaker 2: The lighting in here is too clear, and I'm looking

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Speaker 2: at you like you're a person.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like when when I like get like

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Speaker 3: too high, I like see through people and I see

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Speaker 3: them for who they really are, and I like psychoanalyze

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Speaker 3: them until like they're the like reason why they act

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Speaker 3: the way they do, like as far as like childhood,

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Speaker 3: and I can like see the facade that they've built

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Speaker 3: and like break it down piece pie piece, and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: like the reason you act this way is because this

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Speaker 3: happened to you, like and like that's the way you are,

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Speaker 3: and it freaks me the fuck out. Also, I can

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Speaker 3: just see through the facade of television and like Netflix

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Speaker 3: in general, it's like created by like illuminati aliens to

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Speaker 3: keep us like stupid, Like.

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Speaker 1: I'm one of the only people who could tell that

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Speaker 1: the stuff on Netflix isn't real.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, like dead ass, like dead ass. I

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Speaker 3: feel like I'm the only one, like.

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Speaker 1: I get I'm the only one who could tell this

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Speaker 1: is like made for like childish, like human like entertainment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like that's why I only watch.

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Speaker 3: It's to keep us dumb. It's to keep us dumb,

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Speaker 3: tells Park is to keep me intelligent. But anyway, so

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Speaker 3: I didn't tell you about this, but after the first

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Speaker 3: like the Monday after me and Josiah really really wanted

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Speaker 3: to like go get massages.

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Speaker 4: And that sucks.

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Speaker 3: We like book, like, We've looked at a bunch of

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Speaker 3: like travel that far, like we don't want to do

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Speaker 3: all that. So we just went to the one really

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Speaker 3: walk away basically, and like we get there and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: this place is like insane. Like there was like a

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Speaker 3: giant like construction like truck out front, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: are they even open? And like we had to walk

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Speaker 3: through like twenty construction. Yeah, we had to like walk

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Speaker 3: through like twenty construction workers and all this shit, and

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Speaker 3: I was just like, damn, this is like like it's

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Speaker 3: it was around noon, so I was like, oh, they're

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Speaker 3: probably on our lunch break anyways. So like we go in,

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Speaker 3: we book an appointment, we pay, which I've never done before,

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Speaker 3: and right after we pay, they're like, oh, there's like

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Speaker 3: no refunds. But also they're doing construction upstairs. And I

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Speaker 3: was like, oh, word, like that's not that deep, Like

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Speaker 3: construction isn't that crazy, Like it's not Yeah, it's like

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Speaker 3: I've heard construction. It can't be that bad. Oh my

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Speaker 3: fucking god, dude. It was insane. It literally felt like

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Speaker 3: they were like kept fucking throwing grenades upstairs, and like

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Speaker 3: they were like ripping down walls, and like every once

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Speaker 3: in a while they would get above my room where

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Speaker 3: I was getting my massage and just drop like a

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Speaker 3: hammer and like a cinderblock and like you would see

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Speaker 3: like dust fall from the roof and like hit me

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Speaker 3: in my eyes and I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: like the roof is gonna collapse, and like I was

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Speaker 3: just like dying laughing the entire time, and like the masseuse.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like a massage to practice your focus

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Speaker 1: on good feelings instead of anxiety, and that's why they

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Speaker 1: were there.

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Speaker 4: It like imagine you like lying down getting a massage

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Speaker 4: and there's like cracks for.

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Speaker 3: Me, No, that's literally like what it fucking felt like

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Speaker 3: like you could see the roof like bow and shake

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Speaker 3: like they would. It was like I really cannot iterate

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Speaker 3: to you how loud it really actually was like it

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to like give an example, but like I

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Speaker 3: don't know, like upstairs neighbor activities like dead fucking serious,

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Speaker 3: Like it was crazy, and like it was also like

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Speaker 3: before I was like, I want a deep tissue massage

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Speaker 3: because I want to be bruised, battered and bleeding when

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Speaker 3: I leave the masseuse, Like I want to like literally

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Speaker 3: be claim yeah, like I want to. I want it

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Speaker 3: to fucking hurt down. And it felt like she was

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Speaker 3: fucking petting me like a cat. Like it was like

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Speaker 3: not the vibe at all, Like I was like and

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Speaker 3: I kept telling her. I was like, can you like

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Speaker 3: go a little harder because I finally, every time I'm

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Speaker 3: in a massage, I'm like always too scared to speak

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Speaker 3: up because I'm like, I'm not gonna tell this like

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Speaker 3: poor woman or man to do like their fucking job.

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Speaker 3: They know what they're doing. This time, I was like, finally,

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Speaker 3: like I'm gonna be a brave boy and ask for

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Speaker 3: the service I asked for, and she literally ignored me

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Speaker 3: three fucking times. Like she acted like I did not

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Speaker 3: fucking exist at all. It was like insane and like

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Speaker 3: I was also just like laughing and like the only

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Speaker 3: was like, no, not at all. And I was like,

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Speaker 3: I'm laughing because the roof is about the cave in,

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Speaker 3: and she just like got silent, and I was just like, damn, okay.

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Speaker 3: So you know what I did is I stole the

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Speaker 3: fucking yoga hands from them.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I actually didn't do that. I wish I did.

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Speaker 3: They're like these cute little rainbow shorts, and I wish.

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Speaker 1: I'd, oh, you would want to steal some rainbow shorts,

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Speaker 1: So that makes sense.

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Speaker 4: Hello, damn. Only ten minutes before the first walk up.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's hitting himself.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, he's smacking himself in the head. Guys, Oh

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Speaker 4: my god.

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Speaker 2: Are you okay? Do you need a second.

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Speaker 3: Got the fuck up?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, what the fuck?

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Speaker 3: I'm good. Let's keep rolling keeping.

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Speaker 1: Somebody needs another massage because you're freaking out. I was

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Speaker 1: watching through old episodes of Field Trip because I was like,

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Speaker 1: we need to start doing something like that again, like

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Speaker 1: it's so funny, and it was like so much of

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Speaker 1: it like landed.

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Speaker 3: Then that was the band name.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so crazy, Like I didn't remember that.

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Speaker 2: That's where that originated.

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Speaker 3: The Druth will set you free, but first it'll piss

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The truth has been around for so long it's crazy.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like what people don't realize is I found

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Speaker 2: Yet the Mormon tablet's gold.

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Speaker 3: Basically, Like long story short, like we all have to

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I think it's like reincarnation, okay, like

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Speaker 4: I'm looking up scientology right now, and it seems this

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Speaker 3: Oh I'm looking up and down your mom and like

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Speaker 3: I want to bang her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's gonna get banged. If er says he's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he probably will.

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Speaker 2: And she's gonna love it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she'll probably love it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, love it, love it, Love it, baby, Because oh

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Speaker 1: my god, gods, it's a Black Friday. Congrats anybody watching

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Speaker 2: How exciting when.

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Speaker 3: You isn't doing Black Friday this year.

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Speaker 1: Black Friday is the craziest vibe ever I know. It

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Speaker 3: It's like that one what was that one beach like

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Speaker 1: I are you saying that? All I can think about

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Speaker 3: That's literally that's what she was referencing, Like literally that

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Speaker 2: But that's it, right, Yeah, so she's teaching.

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Speaker 3: No, she's spilled.

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Speaker 4: She spilled.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, they're not doing Black Friday at Friday at

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Speaker 2: Busy Friday happen at Walmart, Like that's.

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Speaker 2: Like or like twenty four hour CBS.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like there's some CBS's that are still

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Speaker 3: Or twenty four hour challenge in an Amazon factory. Brent

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Speaker 2: Is that like a video he did?

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Speaker 3: Uh No, but he's been like trying to bring it back.

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Speaker 3: I don't fucking know what his vibe is like his

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Speaker 3: it freaks me the fuck out. And also, I swear

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Speaker 3: to god, him and his sister are making out like constantly.

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Speaker 3: They're creepy as fuck.

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Speaker 1: Bro, Like, I mean, you can't even judge that because

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Speaker 3: So it's like, don't it's a little different. Okay, I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is legally different, like very different.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, could you get like arrested for just making out

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Speaker 1: with a family member?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, Like isn't divorce illegal or some shit

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Speaker 3: like infidelity? Like bit like no one goes to jail

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Speaker 3: for infidelity like or cheating or what.

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Speaker 2: Except for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna be met with papers because I'm tired

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Speaker 2: Like I have to do.

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Speaker 3: Something, and I'm gonna knew it was a slight in

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Speaker 3: a whore before you started banging me, but you said you.

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Speaker 1: Would change for me, and I like, I guess I

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Speaker 3: Stupid wasting no okay, Okay, If anything.

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Speaker 2: I tried to get it in our prenup that if

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Speaker 3: We wantreanup, we want preanup.

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Speaker 2: Prenups don't even work like it.

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Speaker 1: Like if like I started like seeing somebody who was

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Speaker 1: they had me sign a prenup, I can still get

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Speaker 1: and I can still get.

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Speaker 2: Money out of that. Did you know that? Yeah, you

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Speaker 2: can still fully get money.

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Speaker 4: Because I protected you.

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Speaker 1: No, because if I mean you don't need protection, so

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Speaker 1: like you shouldn't even be thinking about being protected.

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Speaker 4: As someone who will be Oh you said.

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Speaker 2: You thought it protected me. Yeah, like someone like me

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Speaker 4: Yeah, someone with millions and millions of dollars so much money,

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Speaker 1: It's crazy that Like I used to be like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, like hoarding wealth is bad, but like now

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Speaker 1: I fuck with it.

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Speaker 2: Now I get it.

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Speaker 4: What billions?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the podcast is like estimated to be

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's actually crazy.

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Speaker 3: No, we need to bring back wealth hoarding.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to.

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Speaker 3: Bring it back.

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Speaker 2: Can we do like enough enough judging for it? Like

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Speaker 2: it's fine.

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Speaker 4: I feel like the one percent hasn't sequestered enough money.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I was thinking saying.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, they like they're seeming a

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Speaker 4: The statistic it's like, since the pandemic, fifty percent of

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Speaker 4: It should be one hundred percent.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think there shouldn't be fifty per alright, so

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Speaker 3: right now there's technically lower and like a false middle class,

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Speaker 2: We want to like like divide the wealth or.

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Speaker 4: I want it to all like I just want Jeff

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Speaker 3: All the money. Yeah, and I want.

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Speaker 4: Him to like get on a spaceship and then just what.

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Speaker 2: Are we supposed to do then if that happens.

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Speaker 3: Guys, wait till you realize that money isn't real and

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Speaker 3: that it's like every time we make a transaction, we're

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Speaker 4: I saw Drew. He was looking at an incense like

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Speaker 4: smoke coming from it and he was just like controlling

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Speaker 4: it with his mind. And then I kid you not,

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Speaker 4: his bank account was open, and then numbers were just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what the hell can he do that for mine?

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Speaker 3: Hell? No?

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, you don't believe in like you.

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Speaker 3: Need a moonwater Courts necklace.

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Speaker 2: To make my money?

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Speaker 3: You go up, Yeah, it brings like a burden.

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Speaker 2: What does that look like?

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Speaker 3: It's a moonwater quartz necklace, babe.

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Speaker 1: I guess only somebody with as much wealth as you would.

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Speaker 3: Know what it looks like exactly.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it expensive? Like rock?

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Speaker 3: No, don't call it a fucking rock?

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Speaker 4: And you no, it's a mineral.

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Speaker 3: It's a mineral. It's a crystal mineral.

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Speaker 2: That's literally a rock. I can't believe that, like Drew,

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Speaker 1: His money on will like always astonish me. I was

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Speaker 1: so we have to go.

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Speaker 2: To the gym. Dude, yeah, even Bill, and it was

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Speaker 1: We had someone come try to fix it, and then

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Speaker 1: I guess we're just never gonna have as hot of

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Speaker 1: well none like coming.

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Speaker 2: They're like fun out.

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Speaker 3: No literally both plumbers that came. We have a third

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Speaker 3: one coming tomorrow. Where like I have literally never seen

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Speaker 1: It's literally because that apartment wants us out and I've

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Speaker 1: it's five years.

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Speaker 4: They ran through that apartment, Like I love that apartment.

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Speaker 4: No it is. Last night I was actually looking around

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is, because like even if you look at

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Speaker 1: I'm so curious what our neighbors houses look like, and

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Speaker 1: they ripped.

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Speaker 2: All that out, like they try to make all of

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Speaker 4: I love though, when when people like a developer in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm actually yes, I'm so such a proponent

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Speaker 1: Like you should be able to go into home and

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Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, so many lives have been

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tear it down and put a fake marble

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Speaker 4: I want to walk into my house and immediately go insane.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I want to feel like I'm going into an airbnb

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Speaker 1: every time I go home. That's kind of the new vibe.

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Speaker 4: I want to feel like I'm fifty one to fifty

447
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,200
Speaker 4: at all times.

448
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:18,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

449
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,960
Speaker 3: Have you all heard of the monkey ladder experiment?

450
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:22,680
Speaker 2: No?

451
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,080
Speaker 3: Do you want to know about it?

452
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:25,400
Speaker 4: Yes?

453
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,200
Speaker 2: Please? I think you're gonna tell us, but yes, okay.

454
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:28,600
Speaker 4: Yes please.

455
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:34,199
Speaker 3: So basically, this group of scientists got four monkeys and

456
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:38,159
Speaker 3: put them in an enclosure with a ladder up a tree,

457
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,320
Speaker 3: and at the top of the ladder there were bananas,

458
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:46,760
Speaker 3: and they were all hungry. And so one day a

459
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:50,119
Speaker 3: monkey climbed up the tree to get or climbed up

460
00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:52,800
Speaker 3: the ladder to get the bananas, and when he reached

461
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,920
Speaker 3: the bananas, the other three monkeys at the bottom were

462
00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,960
Speaker 3: all sprayed with really really cold water. Right.

463
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:17,960
Speaker 4: Fuck, I was asleep? Sorry did you say something? Oh

464
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:22,840
Speaker 4: like that? Did you say something before I fell asleep?

465
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,200
Speaker 4: I just got super bored. I just got super bored,

466
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,080
Speaker 4: and then I just fell asleep.

467
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:28,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

468
00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:31,440
Speaker 3: I was telling you about the monkey ladder experiment.

469
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:32,960
Speaker 4: Where am I?

470
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,919
Speaker 2: Can you please be persent? I'm talking about the monkey ladder.

471
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,720
Speaker 3: No, it's really important, it's really important right now?

472
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,439
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, yeah, I actually got seriously like.

473
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,600
Speaker 3: It's really really you also fell asleep.

474
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,040
Speaker 2: Wake up.

475
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:49,200
Speaker 3: It's really really like topical for what's going on right now.

476
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:53,439
Speaker 3: But basically, so the monkeys at the bottom that weren't

477
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:57,159
Speaker 3: on the ladder getting the bananas all got sprayed, and

478
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,760
Speaker 3: when the monkey came down, they were pissed at him

479
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,680
Speaker 3: and beat the fuck out of him. They like literally

480
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,520
Speaker 3: this literally happened. They were beating the fuck out of

481
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,520
Speaker 3: this monkey that climbed the pissed ladder for getting them

482
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:10,199
Speaker 3: sprayed with water. And so then another day another monkey

483
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,760
Speaker 3: went up and he went to reach for the bananas,

484
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,840
Speaker 3: and all of the monkeys at the bottom, including the

485
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,920
Speaker 3: one that just was up there, got sprayed with water,

486
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,879
Speaker 3: and then he came down and got beat the fuck up.

487
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,760
Speaker 3: They were like pissed off. Well, then so this went on,

488
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,919
Speaker 3: new monkey going up, monkeys at the bottom getting sprayed.

489
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,080
Speaker 2: Why could only one monkey go up at a time.

490
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 3: It's just for the sake of these and then like

491
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,159
Speaker 3: bund poke holes in it, like and then so like

492
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,679
Speaker 3: the point isn't them reaching the bananas. The point is

493
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,000
Speaker 3: the monkeys at the bottom getting sprayed. And then so

494
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,720
Speaker 3: they like kept doing this. They couldn't reach the bananas

495
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,800
Speaker 3: they were keeping. They kept getting sprayed at the bottom.

496
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 3: So eventually, like everyone was like tired, and so they

497
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 3: would take out one of the monkeys that was in

498
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 3: the experiment and replace it with a new monkey. And

499
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 3: they kept doing this over and over again, and like

500
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,960
Speaker 3: a monkey would go and climb up and reach for

501
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 3: the bananas, everyone would get sprayed. They'd be pissed. Well,

502
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,200
Speaker 3: then eventually they would take another monkey out and put

503
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:12,199
Speaker 3: a new one in, and like before even like they

504
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 3: even started climbing the ladder, the rest of the monkeys

505
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 3: literally just started beating the fuck out of this monkey

506
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 3: and was like, do not go up there. We will

507
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,880
Speaker 3: get sprayed with water, Like do not do it? Whoa,

508
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 3: And they kept replacing all the old monkeys with new

509
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:29,000
Speaker 3: monkeys until eventually they all started just beating the fuck

510
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 3: out of each other, like without even going for the bananas.

511
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 3: And basically this is like what like it's kind of

512
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 3: like an example of like what society is like, like

513
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 3: if you're not like asking questions and you're like you're

514
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 3: just being indoctrinated into these ideals and thoughts that like

515
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,919
Speaker 3: you think are right, but like they might not actually

516
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 3: be right, and you might be getting beat the fuck

517
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 3: up for asking the right questions and like not questioning

518
00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,640
Speaker 3: things when in reality, like the things you're hot might

519
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 3: not be the right things.

520
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 2: When was that study done?

521
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,400
Speaker 3: I don't know I made all of that up?

522
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 2: Did you actually?

523
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 1: Well, that's a really interesting like that was crazy, but impressed.

524
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 3: It's indoctrination at the end of the day, and if

525
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:20,120
Speaker 3: you're not asking the right questions, you.

526
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 1: May find that you were being taught something that is

527
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 1: completely immoral and crazy and you need.

528
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,880
Speaker 2: To wake up.

529
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 3: They don't want you. They don't want you asking the

530
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 3: right question.

531
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:34,199
Speaker 4: Yeah, imagine clocking into your job is like the monkey sprayer, like.

532
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 3: With the fire, I'm getting paid. I probably also told

533
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 3: that study really wrong, but so like, watch someone else

534
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 3: talk about it that knows what the fuck they're talking about.

535
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 1: It's okay, somebody who wants to clock you will clock.

536
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, but basically you got the gist of it, Like.

537
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 4: You es, Do you have more monkey studies?

538
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:58,440
Speaker 3: You know? No?

539
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,679
Speaker 1: I like the idle the idea, Like every time you

540
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,679
Speaker 1: said the monkeys are getting beat up, you going like this.

541
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 4: I think like fifty thousand people signed up for neuralink.

542
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 3: Oh I did whoa I actually, yes, you can. Actually

543
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 3: I literally signed up for the one. The pre signed

544
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,959
Speaker 3: up before, and I signed up for the one, and

545
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 3: I told them I was blind because I wanted to

546
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 3: get Nuralink first. I'm gonna get that ship, and so

547
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 3: I'm getting the market beats.

548
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 2: The way you would have even been able to like

549
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 2: fake that.

550
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 3: Damn, someone jacked our ship for real. Fuck y'all.

551
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 2: Wait, what what's gone up there?

552
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 3: There's holes?

553
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know some of the stuff is gone, like

554
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 2: something was taken. I like, my favorite toys are here,

555
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 2: but I can't nobody have a photo.

556
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 4: Wasn't there security guard that I was supposed to?

557
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, toll, it takes is like just swiping it and

558
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,399
Speaker 3: put it in your pocket when you're not looking. And

559
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 3: I know which one of you fucking did it because

560
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 3: we have it on camera and I'm coming after you,

561
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 3: so you better be sweating and shaking in your boot

562
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna.

563
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 2: Fucking pant you at the grove everywhere. Yeah.

564
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 4: I think there should be more cameras everywhere too.

565
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean more public start. I think there should

566
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 2: be like less privacy.

567
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 4: Way less privacy, Yeah, way less private.

568
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: I think there should be a mandatory TikTok, what did

569
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: I do in my day for every single citizen?

570
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 4: So I only steel scared, like I don't know ninety

571
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 4: percent of the time. Yeah, I want to feel terrified

572
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 4: all the time. Like as soon as I wake up,

573
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 4: I want to be like, oh, someone's watching me, and

574
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 4: then when I go to sleep, I'll be like I

575
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 4: was watched the whole day.

576
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was afraid. That was scary. Behind that was

577
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 3: actually really scary. You know what's crazy.

578
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: I think I've said this, but like I got into

579
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: a fight with my ex at a restaurant because he

580
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 1: was like, are you not worried about surveillance?

581
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, I literally don't give a fuck.

582
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: And he was like trying to get me to like

583
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: be like this was in like twenty eighteen, and he

584
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,919
Speaker 1: was like this is going to get like awful, like

585
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: we are like gonna have no privacy, and I was like,

586
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 1: who gives a fuck?

587
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 2: And now I'm like, oh my god. He may have

588
00:25:55,440 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 2: been right. I hope that caught her screaming. Literally, Yeah,

589
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 2: I feel like a beatle. I think it might be

590
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 2: one of the beatles. I'm the one who got shot

591
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 2: in the back of the head by a fan.

592
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm the one that's pulling the trigger. It'd

593
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 3: be the ones that are closest to ones, the ones

594
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 3: that want to see it beat the ones it beat

595
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 3: the WANs, Trust me, it'd be the ones don't get

596
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 3: caught up, young blood.

597
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,880
Speaker 4: When I listen to the episodes, I play it two

598
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 4: x speed and you guys will sing and it sounds good.

599
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 2: It sounds we listen, we're singing.

600
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, and I'll go back and.

601
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,640
Speaker 3: But that sounded good. I kind of hit two notes

602
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 3: there and I know, yeah, yeah, exactly that double D,

603
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 3: like big fucking double D sharp. I'm always nipples like

604
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 3: I can't stop thinking about girl boobies, like I want

605
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 3: to fucking these motor Boat.

606
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 2: Yeah you do?

607
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 3: Love t and bag Box. I love Box. I hope

608
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 3: should I ruin everybody's life with Roco's Roku's back?

609
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 2: What is that?

610
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 3: Don't ask that.

611
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 2: Question, Okay, don't, I won't.

612
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 3: Like, Yeah, this is an information warning, like literally, do

613
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 3: not look into it. You're over and don't read about it.

614
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 3: I swear to God and I genuinely believe it's a thing.

615
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 3: But I just did my part.

616
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 4: I just I just I just did my part.

617
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I served it.

618
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 2: I served the bass. I served the bass.

619
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 3: I serve the face. I served the face.

620
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,120
Speaker 2: Are you making that a Kanye song?

621
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 3: Yeah?

622
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 2: I've literally experienced scared straight.

623
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 1: Like I've talked about how I got caught feeling and

624
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 1: I got sent off to like eight weeks of psychiatry,

625
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: But I don't think I ever talked about the fact

626
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: that they took me to a juvie and tried to

627
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 1: scare straight up, like scare straight.

628
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 3: They did that to me with like the handcuffs behind

629
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,479
Speaker 3: the chair. Yeah, they except that I'm not sure I'm straight.

630
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't talking about the.

631
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 3: They need to make a thing, Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen.

632
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 3: They need to make a thing where it's a bunch

633
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 3: of gay guys, like and you bring like a little

634
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 3: gay twinkie boy in and you just fucking scare them straight,

635
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 3: like you're fucking straight.

636
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 4: Man putting the twink at the top of the ladder.

637
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's spraying him with water for forty five minutes. No,

638
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 3: but there is this thing that I'm like kind of

639
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 3: working on where it's like making gay people straight again.

640
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 1: Okay, are you the first test subject and it's working,

641
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna teach other people.

642
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's totally working based off of the shape of

643
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 4: your legs, right.

644
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's working. It's working.

645
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: But I literally got taken to a juvie with a

646
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: bunch of other kids who got caught like doing crimes

647
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: when we were young, and they took us through and

648
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: I laughed the whole time because I was like, I

649
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: literally watched this show and.

650
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 2: Y'all are not about to remake it. And they had

651
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 2: kids who were like it was so.

652
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: And it was so bunk, like they were trying to

653
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: scare us, but it was just like a bunch of

654
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: little kids who were like obviously like most of them

655
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: were wrongfully there. It's like this kid just needs help,

656
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: like let him go home.

657
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 3: Like are those shows, Like are the people in prison paid?

658
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 2: No?

659
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 4: I don't know, I do no, it's.

660
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: Literally like free labor, Like I don't think any of

661
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: them are paid, because I think I looked it up

662
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: because there was that one show where it was like

663
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: a bunch of girls and juvie, and I think it

664
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: was like unclear if they ever even got paid for

665
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: being on the show. They were just on the show

666
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: being documented and like, I think a big like incentive

667
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: for them, Unless I'm wrong, this is like just me

668
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: assuming I'm sure. A big incentive is like, if you're

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Speaker 1: a part of this, we will like lessen your time.

670
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:56,959
Speaker 2: I said, that's a huge job.

671
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 3: I was thinking, like commissary or.

672
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you, I will give you something in return.

673
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: But they are definitely not paying those kids, which is

674
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: sucking crazy.

675
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 4: Thank you, seriously, thank you.

676
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: You're like Olivia Wilds where she was like, try that,

677
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: I like you to be president.

678
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 2: And then she steps out She's like, it did. Thank you.

679
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 3: Have you seen the video of Jesse j singing on

680
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 3: the airplane?

681
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: Oh wait, yeah, she does Nicky's verse and she like

682
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: sounds really good.

683
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 3: Literally one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my.

684
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: So goddamn upset.

685
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 2: If some bitch stood.

686
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 1: Up on my plane and started singing, I would tackle her.

687
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 1: I would literally like, rue day that I'll tackle her.

688
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: And then when they tried to ask me, I'd be like, dude,

689
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I misread the situation.

690
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 2: I thought you was trying to do something bad.

691
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 3: You're on your Mark Wahlberg.

692
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 2: I was trying to make hero. I misread the room.

693
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: My apologies, I will go back to my I love

694
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: the girl getting kicked off the plane. The I g batty,

695
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: I was going to I don't give a stan Yeah

696
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 1: I never saw that. Wait, guy, It is so good

697
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: also because she's like bad, like she actually is like

698
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: irl looks yeah.

699
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry, Oh my god.

700
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: I also love her leaving like she's getting kicked off

701
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: of the plane and like leaving coach and on her

702
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: way out, she's like you fucking bombed to somebody who

703
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: was like further ahead on the plane than her, which

704
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: I love because I'm like, girl, read the room.

705
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 2: Call me a bitch again, Yeah, you did nothing wrong. No,

706
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 2: you shut the fuck, you shut the You should film me.

707
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: I'm Instagram famous.

708
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 4: Wow, dude, she looks like you know the meme. It's

709
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 4: like stepping into twenty sixteen.

710
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, she's like that personified. And I stand by

711
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: her because, like there was a guy in the video

712
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: who she was like, call me a bitch again, call

713
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: me a bit again to a guy, So I'm standing

714
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: by her. I loved the comments. All the comments were

715
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: like the top of one was like she was taking

716
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: that one way.

717
00:31:58,960 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. Annison.

718
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: It was like I stand by women's rights, but more important,

719
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: I stand by their wrongs and like, yeah, were like

720
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: like cheering her on.

721
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 3: Okay, well we went to the movies the other day.

722
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 2: I didn't do that.

723
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 3: Okay, I went to the fucking movies the other day, though,

724
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 3: Like you weren't there, weird, You literally weren't there, So like, was.

725
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 2: I actually not here for this?

726
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 4: It was the movies with you guys?

727
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so.

728
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 2: I don't think we've ever been to the movies together.

729
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 3: I have been to the movies with I never even

730
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 3: hung out.

731
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't hang outside of these spaces.

732
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 3: I but no. We went to the movies to see

733
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 3: the Takowa TD movie. And when like we stay or

734
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 3: when we were like walking into the theater, I was like,

735
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 3: damn dude, like people like so shit is happening again,

736
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 3: Like movies are fully back, theaters are fully back. And

737
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 3: it felt like simultaneously like amazing and then also like

738
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 3: super dark, sighted and weird, and like the energy was

739
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 3: just like really really off in the theater. And then

740
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 3: I came to the conclusion afterwards. I was like like

741
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 3: everyone felt uncomfortable, Like every everyone was like there's so

742
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 3: many people here, like what the fuck is going on?

743
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 3: And like pre pandemic, like that was the vibe always

744
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,239
Speaker 3: and it wasn't weird, but like post pandemic, like I

745
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 3: think a lot of people are like, oh, like I

746
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 3: want normal life back so bad, Like I want normal

747
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 3: life back so bad, and then like we get a

748
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 3: taste of it and we just don't know how to

749
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 3: fucking act. Like I was like literally so overwhelmed seeing

750
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 3: that many people and it's literally in my head, Like

751
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 3: for me at least, it's like it's because like I

752
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 3: just got so used to seeing nowhere, no one anywhere

753
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 3: for a very long time. Also, can we just erase

754
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 3: the pandemic from like our history? Like that shit was

755
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 3: so embarrassing. I'm sorry, Like, but.

756
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: I miss COVID, not the people dying part, Like no,

757
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: I miss playing Animal Crossing all day and super spreading.

758
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 2: That was fun. Fly felt like I had a purpose.

759
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, super Spreading.

760
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 3: Remember when like we almost lost our podcast in like

761
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 3: the first twelve episodes because we like spoke about the

762
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 3: pandemic and they like.

763
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they tried to destroy our YouTube account

764
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: because they thought because we were quoting Big Nick and

765
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: how he didn't believe in COVID.

766
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,240
Speaker 2: Does the lighting look crazy on camera?

767
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 4: Not really. You know what's funny is you can like

768
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 4: see my shadow, like I look like I'm sitting next

769
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 4: to you guys, But it's just like a faceless silhouette.

770
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 2: All right, let's keep going.

771
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 4: It looks fine though, it kind of looks artistic. Wait,

772
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 4: I'm loving that it kind of looks artistic.

773
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

774
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 4: Also, Drew, I love how you say theater theater. That's

775
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 4: very like, that's like how a thesbian would say it

776
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 4: like that.

777
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 2: Oh, he called you a lesbian.

778
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 4: No, don't No, I'm fucking not I called you a thesbian.

779
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 3: Stop saying it. I don't know if you're allowed to

780
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 3: say that, Kyle, that's not what.

781
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 1: No, And you're a cinophile huh no, Like why is that?

782
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 2: Am I audio?

783
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 3: Don't ever call yourself that you're weird?

784
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 2: Well, I have to get that out of my bio.

785
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 4: Then you have cinophile in her.

786
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 1: Yes. Also I have an exhibitionist in my bio because

787
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: after doing this exhibit, I was like, oh my god,

788
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: exhibitionism is so fun, Like I think I'm going to

789
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: do it all the time. Like I just love doing exhibits.

790
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I think my new career paths is

791
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: a path is exhibition.

792
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 3: No, No, that's that's not what that means. It means

793
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 3: like you like being naked in public.

794
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 4: No, I think I think Drew's right.

795
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 2: Actually, no, I'm an extra business. Am I saying business?

796
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 1: You're an ex I'm ex the business you're an exorcist.

797
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: I would get the neural link because I don't like

798
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: typing texts anymore. Like I just like want like my iPhone. Actually,

799
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 1: I want my iPhone to scan my eyes and see

800
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: into my soul and know what I want to say.

801
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,399
Speaker 2: Like that's what I want. Literally what neuralink, I would

802
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 2: get it.

803
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: So I don't have to type text anymore because I

804
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: send a lot of audio messages and I'm just like

805
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: I'm always talking at my phone and then read having

806
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: to read a reply because I'm not good at typing.

807
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: I've realized, like I'm such a lazy texter. All my

808
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 1: texts have like eighteen million typos, and I refuse to

809
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: fix them anymore.

810
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 4: It is it's weird, like falling slowly into the singularity.

811
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 4: So I used to like my dad would use speech

812
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 4: to text. I'd be like you're an old head, Like

813
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 4: that's really cringe. And now I'm like constant using because

814
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I want to interact with my phone

815
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 4: like way faster. Yeah, and it's slowly just like it's

816
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 4: slowly just moving its way into my into my brain.

817
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 3: Dude. It's so scary how much I've been using my

818
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 3: phone recently. Like I know it's all a joke like

819
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 3: ruginally a talk but blah blah blah blah blah. But

820
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 3: like the last like four days, like I have genuinely

821
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 3: been like in a very dark place with my phone

822
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 3: where like like I will be literally like don't do this,

823
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 3: and I'm not saying to do this, and I fucking

824
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 3: hate that I'm doing this. But I'll be like driving

825
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 3: and like scrolling TikTok and like watching like or listening

826
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 3: to TikTok like out of the corner of my eye.

827
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 3: Like it's like it's literally like actually like a problem,

828
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,240
Speaker 3: like I need to like go back into the woods

829
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 3: and like, yeah, you keep saying.

830
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 2: You need a dop mean, oh my god, I'm having

831
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 2: a stroke.

832
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 1: You keep saying you need a dopamine detox, And I

833
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: think my time for.

834
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 3: When it is coming like yeah, like I need to

835
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:13,959
Speaker 3: take much.

836
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: Access to everything that gives me instant like serotonin, like

837
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: I need like yeah, I need it to be taken away.

838
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: I need to go like camping or something and just

839
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: be in dead signs. But I need to go camping

840
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 1: for like three months and then come back, uh frail

841
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: and frigid because I ran out of food and I

842
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 1: almost died, and then I can be on like Allan

843
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: or something.

844
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 2: That's the experience.

845
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: I only want to come back if Jimmy Fallon will

846
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,439
Speaker 1: let me get on and be like I almost died

847
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: in the woods.

848
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 4: My choice.

849
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, like isn't that what Grimes did?

850
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 3: Like she ate spaghetti or whatever, and.

851
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 2: Then she made the best album ever. So maybe if

852
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 2: we go.

853
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 3: Away and to come back and we do like the

854
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 3: best thing we've.

855
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 2: Evert well, like have the best episode you've ever said.

856
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 4: You know, it's really good for that is hanging out

857
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 4: with like relatives.

858
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm sorry. The woman who just passed gave us

859
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: the dirtiest look.

860
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 2: I've really like hated.

861
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 3: Our vibes antipodes like us guys. I just want to say, like,

862
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 3: like podcasters, we have it really hard and like people

863
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 3: like look at us with like deranged looks in their eyes,

864
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 3: and like people like want to see us die or fail,

865
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 3: and they think we don't have it. They don't think

866
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 3: we have it harder than the rest of the people.

867
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 3: Like no, no, no, my life is hard.

868
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

869
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 3: You can't understand.

870
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: My dad will call me and be like, dude, I'm fifty.

871
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 1: I like just worked on a roof for eight hours.

872
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: I have sunburn, like my skin is falling off.

873
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 2: I'm so tired. I'm so exhausted, and I have to

874
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,439
Speaker 2: wake up at six am to do it again.

875
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 3: To mind, I'm like, imagine how tired we I had

876
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 3: to record enough.

877
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 4: To talk for a hour, Like I'm tired.

878
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: You don't know that, Like why are you even calling me?

879
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: Because I just had to like.

880
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 4: To go through that.

881
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 2: Thank you.

882
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 1: And my mom will be like, I'm my god, this

883
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: job isn't paying well anymore, like I don't think we

884
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: can make it, Like do you have any money? I'm like,

885
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 1: oh my god, no, absolutely not, Like work for your

886
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 1: fucking money.

887
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 2: Why am I gonna give you money? Like I'm done,

888
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 2: I'm cutting my fucking family off, Like.

889
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying anymore, they're becoming dependent on me,

890
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 1: and it's like.

891
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:09,240
Speaker 2: Insane, Get a job, Get a job. I'm fucking kidding.

892
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,800
Speaker 1: The idea of my parents hearing that and like getting upset,

893
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: like thinking I'm being real freaks me out.

894
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 2: Somebody actually recently was like, do you listen to the podcasts?

895
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: And I thought I recorded my dad, but I asked him,

896
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: I like, have it deep in my recordings because I

897
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: record my family when I'm talking to them all the

898
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,280
Speaker 1: time without their consent.

899
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 2: So if anybody ever.

900
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 1: Finds me and I have multiple, multiple conversations with my

901
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: family that they have no idea that I'm just like

902
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,919
Speaker 1: asking them questions to record for my own keeping because

903
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm terrified of losing the people I love.

904
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 2: But I asked my dad one day and I was like,

905
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 2: do you listen to the podcasts?

906
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: And he was like, one time I tried, and like,

907
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: you guys say stuff that I just think as a parent,

908
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: I don't need to hear.

909
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 2: And he was like, and I think you're very.

910
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: Funny, but like, I think you say a lot of

911
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 1: stuff I don't need to hear, And I'm like.

912
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 3: You're boner mes. My balls smell good.

913
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 1: I'm high as fuck, Like, I don't think my dad

914
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,959
Speaker 1: wants to hear that, So, yeah, that's your answer.

915
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 2: I don't think my dad listens.

916
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 4: Just looked at me dead in the eyes and gave

917
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 4: me a crazy look, and I got bricked up.

918
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 3: I mean, I know you got nerves.

919
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 2: You give me the look.

920
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, okay, I've given it to you before.

921
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 3: Then every single person that walks by is like, literally

922
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:19,959
Speaker 3: hates us.

923
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: I know they don't like our bob, and especially because

924
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 1: the sun is falling.

925
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 2: On me and I'm becoming more and more and beautiful

926
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 2: by the second.

927
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 4: You are glowing low key period. Okay, it is in

928
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 4: a dark shroud of shadows.

929
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 3: Though, yes, always. Oh my leg is like numb right now,

930
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 3: Hannah Montana is goat, why did you say that? I

931
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 3: was reading my note? Miley stand came out.

932
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 2: You know what it is too. I know exactly where

933
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 2: your brain goes when you write out notes because.

934
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: I do the same thing, Like I'll ride out like

935
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 1: a small thing because in my head, I'm like, I

936
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: don't want to write out the whole joke, Like I

937
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: know the jokes I'm gonna make based on this thought

938
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: I'm having and I don't want to write them out

939
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: because I don't want to feel forced to say the

940
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: joke and read it out because usually it doesn't land

941
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: as well.

942
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 2: But then I just have notes that it's like ubers.

943
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:20,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jobber, yes, Ubersper, you better fuck meat.

944
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 3: But I think I was saying because we watched like dude, me,

945
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 3: Josh and Josiah had like boys night and we watched

946
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 3: the Hannah Montana movies and like literally like here's the

947
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:37,280
Speaker 3: Clubs and that one. That movie is good as fuck. Yeah,

948
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:41,320
Speaker 3: Like it's actually like a good fucking movie Clanet yeah

949
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 3: at the very end, and I don't want to fucking

950
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 3: hear it. But I think, like what I meant by

951
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 3: that note is that, like I actually literally don't know

952
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 3: what I meant by it, Like Hannah Montana is goat

953
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 3: my Miley st Ditarus stand came out.

954
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 2: I think you just meant you'd liked the movie.

955
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I was, Oh, I was going to reference

956
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 3: like me posting those pictures like in twenty twelve, twenty thirteen,

957
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 3: like those edits that fans made of me, like with

958
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 3: Miley Cyrus kissing my cheek, meaning like oh like Miley,

959
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 3: like I love her so much. And then I made

960
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 3: like literally one of the funniest jokes I think I've

961
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 3: ever made when I was like thirteen years old. And

962
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 3: it's like Miley Cyrus like in her Banger's era with

963
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 3: like fur arms and they look like bear arms. And

964
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 3: I said, Miley Cyrus like supporting the Second Amendment, and

965
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 3: it's like the right to bear arms.

966
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 2: That's cleol and your best joking.

967
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 3: That's my magnum opas I genuinely still think about it.

968
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, like I need to tap into that

969
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 3: place instead of making fucking piss and squirt jokes. Well,

970
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,280
Speaker 3: piss is squirt.

971
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 4: Piss is square.

972
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I look, he'd be in sleep talking.

973
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 2: I did.

974
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 1: This episode was starting to feel like the Ti kids

975
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: were like when you wear at the Dead People clothes?

976
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, Well I have been sleep talking like

977
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,439
Speaker 3: for some reason. And Josiah sleeps in my bed when

978
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 3: there's like open beds or couch or air mattress, and

979
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 3: he sleeps next to me. But it's nice, like I

980
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,240
Speaker 3: like having a warm body next to me at night.

981
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 2: And like you haven't slept with me in a long time.

982
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you won't fucking let me because you need.

983
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 2: To shower before you get in my bed.

984
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 3: Oh now it's that no no, no, no no.

985
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: Well, when we were having sex, the rules were different

986
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: because if it's someone i'm having.

987
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 2: Sex with, I don't give a fuck. Wear those clothes, band,

988
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,439
Speaker 2: get on my bed. That makes sense to me, get

989
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 2: in my bed.

990
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: But if I'm not having sex with you anymore, you

991
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 1: need to shower because now you're dirty.

992
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 4: Do you record it? You're sleep talking or not? Not

993
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 4: you guys having.

994
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 2: Sex, but the sleep talking? Do you have one of

995
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:38,439
Speaker 2: those apps?

996
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 3: I just don't want to talk about it anymore.

997
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, open up, like, yeah, be you.

998
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 3: You don't I'm allowed to beat me.

999
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 4: You don't want to open up right now?

1000
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 3: I just can't be me? Wait oh oh yeah. I

1001
00:43:56,239 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 3: like Josiah was like in the other room entirely, and

1002
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 3: I was like laying in bed and I had just

1003
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 3: like closed my eyes. I didn't mean to fall asleep.

1004
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 3: I just like accidentally fell asleep, and like I like

1005
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 3: could hear myself talking, like but like I wasn't cognitive

1006
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:19,359
Speaker 3: of what I was fucking saying. But like I was

1007
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 3: talking to Josiah about basketball, and Josiah has no idea

1008
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 3: and like I was also Josiah like sleep talking, and

1009
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 3: Josiah kept saying, like what what? And he came in

1010
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 3: and he woke me up and he was like what

1011
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 3: were you saying? And I was like I don't know,

1012
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 3: like what was I saying? He was like, you were

1013
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 3: talking about basketball or something. I was like, oh my god,

1014
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 3: Like I was.

1015
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: Literally, you're talking about basketball in your sleep? Is such

1016
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 1: a crazy VI.

1017
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 3: And I scrolled TikTok in my dream. I was. I

1018
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 3: was scrolling on TikTok in my dream like a week ago.

1019
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 3: It was crazy. It was fucked up.

1020
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 2: Was it videos you've already seen or was your brain

1021
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 2: making new TikTok?

1022
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 3: It was making new tiktoks. It was like big fucking

1023
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,760
Speaker 3: oiled up like BBL baddies, like just fucking shaking their poop.

1024
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 2: Then other basketball highlights.

1025
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they were just like spraying shit all over

1026
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 3: the fucking camera and like all Duncan turns into the toilet.

1027
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 4: Have you ever been like half asleep and you let

1028
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 4: out a moan, No, like a really like earnest moan.

1029
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 3: That's a death rattle, Kai, I'm serious, Have.

1030
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 4: You ever done that?

1031
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 2: No?

1032
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: No, but I've woken myself up to snoring, like I've

1033
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: like fallen asleep and like been like.

1034
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 3: Dude, Anya is like a snore or like you are,

1035
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 3: Like she sounds just like my dad, Like she is

1036
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 3: so loud, Like it's crazy, but it is comforting to

1037
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,720
Speaker 3: sleep next to her because it sounds like my dad's snoring,

1038
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh, like I used to. Literally, when

1039
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 3: I first moved to La, I could not go to

1040
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 3: sleep like as fast as I used to because, like

1041
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 3: it was too quiet because my dad wasn't like snoring

1042
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 3: in the house.

1043
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 1: And then you would come to my room and crack

1044
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 1: my door open so you can hear my snore.

1045
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so sweet.

1046
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 1: Need I wish we could find the video from when

1047
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: we went to Hawaii and my how loud my snore

1048
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 1: was that night, putting their whole body weight on a

1049
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: door with creaky hinges and swinging.

1050
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 2: Back and forth.

1051
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 3: Soggy bottom, yeah, my soggy bottom.

1052
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1053
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 1: I snore like an old man. And honestly, I don't know,

1054
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say about it. It's like

1055
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: so embarrassing, so I'm just like shy about it, like

1056
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 1: I'm really nervous.

1057
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, I'm gonna get this on video. Hello, Hey, hey, no, no,

1058
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 3: I'm not. We finally got the fillip on camera.

1059
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 2: She said Ophelia.

1060
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 3: She said, hi Philip.

1061
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 2: I thought she said. I thought she said Ophelia.

1062
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 3: She called me Daniel. I was like with my buddy,

1063
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 3: and I was like, dude, she calls me Philip. It's

1064
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 3: so lit and she answered it and she said hi Daniel.

1065
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 3: And she had literally never called me about once in

1066
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 3: my life and she hasn't called me that since. Yeah.

1067
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,240
Speaker 3: I don't know where why.

1068
00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: She used to call me all the time of the

1069
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: night over the torch to Drew, and now she only

1070
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 1: calls Drew. She calls me when it's like Drew is

1071
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,280
Speaker 1: not answering, and then I just like forward her calls

1072
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: and then she text me She's like, where is Philip?

1073
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 3: No? I literally love her like I love her so much.

1074
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 1: Yea, our landlord is such a cutie. Remember how much

1075
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: cunt she was serving when we signed like.

1076
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 3: She was excited.

1077
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: She was like literally she came with a full beat

1078
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: and we were like, whoa should we get into some

1079
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: media of the week.

1080
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 3: Eek eek. I'm gonna like discover low Anthony. I'm gonna

1081
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 3: rEFInd him and have him record that for us like

1082
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,320
Speaker 3: emergency in or com media of the Loie.

1083
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 2: Do you think he would do it? I think he

1084
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 2: would do it.

1085
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 3: No. Really, he wants nothing to do with the internet,

1086
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 3: like there are random pictures that will come out of

1087
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 3: him and he is literally a straight man now, like

1088
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,240
Speaker 3: it is jarring.

1089
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: I feel like, hey, money talks, you can figure it out,

1090
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,479
Speaker 1: all right. My media of the week is the Pink

1091
00:47:56,520 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: Panthers album. I think it's really fun to listen to

1092
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 1: Box the forty by Caribou, Candy by Tokisha I don't

1093
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 1: know how to say her name. Sorry, so me put

1094
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: me in jail, throw away the key and lock me

1095
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,720
Speaker 1: in there with someone sexy because I'll have fun.

1096
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,240
Speaker 2: Outside all night by Brent Baiez, and.

1097
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: Lullaby by The Cure Till I Died the Beach Boys

1098
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: and Heart and Bones Paul Simon, which I think I

1099
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:30,439
Speaker 1: said last week. And then for watching media, I don't

1100
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 1: have anything.

1101
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 2: We watched Next School. We watched Next gol Wins and

1102
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 2: that was like a cute movie.

1103
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really sweet. Taka with tit is like

1104
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:38,399
Speaker 3: just good.

1105
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 2: I need him.

1106
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 3: The first like five minutes of that movie, I was horrified.

1107
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is gonna be horrible, but

1108
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,359
Speaker 3: then it was just so cute, funny and wholesome. Like

1109
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 3: there were like a bunch of moments where I was

1110
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 3: like literally on the verge of tears because like, oh

1111
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,760
Speaker 3: my god, I love the girl in it so much.

1112
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 3: But my media is Scavenger's Reign. It's like this HBO

1113
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 3: like animated show that like, if I was to make

1114
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 3: an animated show, that's what it would look and feel like,

1115
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 3: like super foreign alien planets with like just like codex

1116
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 3: seraphineous level of like creativity in their creatures and creepies

1117
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 3: and Crawley's and shit. I watched Wally and that was great,

1118
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 3: certified classic. Ah.

1119
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,959
Speaker 1: We watched Cheetah Girls too, and that was really good.

1120
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:35,760
Speaker 3: Yeah. You know what's crazy is capitalism's greatest and most

1121
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 3: desired hit is to commodify the female body. It's true,

1122
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 3: like look at look at like Wally, like making these

1123
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 3: like female autonomous beings or like ex Machina, Why are

1124
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 3: every fucking personal assistance female like series. I'm just saying, oh,

1125
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 3: I respect respect. Yeah, No, that there's levels of this ship.

1126
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 3: Like I'm spinning facts right.

1127
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 4: Now, and you can like female voice.

1128
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, but next I watched like, okay, so Apple TV

1129
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 3: has low key been on a generational run and no

1130
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:15,760
Speaker 3: one is paying attention, like they're making like really really good,

1131
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 3: shitty TV. I don't know if that makes sense to

1132
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 3: anybody about myself, but like Silo is like this, it's

1133
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 3: basically Fallout the TV show, but it has nothing to

1134
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 3: do with Fallout, and it's these people like living in

1135
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 3: a silo and it's just like a dramatic thriller, like

1136
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 3: what the fuck is going on? Mystery, like what's going on?

1137
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 3: It's literally I can't believe. It's like literally question everything,

1138
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 3: like what the fuck, like like what if we are

1139
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 3: in a silo?

1140
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: They're so into that shit because they also had the

1141
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 1: other one with that one guy.

1142
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 3: They're so sci fi coded.

1143
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're so like dude, the first episode is really hard.

1144
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then I didn't finish it.

1145
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. I watched two episodes. I was like, that show

1146
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 2: was amazing. I will not be finishing it.

1147
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:01,720
Speaker 4: I think episode three, I was like, Okay, liminal spaces.

1148
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 3: Are cool, Yeah, exactly, we got it. YouTube, Yeah, I

1149
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 3: want to wind YouTube videos and tiktoks tim talks. If

1150
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 3: people just freaking If my name was Tim and I

1151
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 3: wanted to be a social media influencer, I would make

1152
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 3: my account name Tim Talks.

1153
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh Tim talks, like.

1154
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's Tim t Okay, Tim talks.

1155
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: I feel like Tim talks like t A l k

1156
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: S would be more of a no t I m

1157
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: it still reads his Tim Talks.

1158
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, but so does Tim Talks.

1159
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 4: That's good.

1160
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,320
Speaker 3: I'm right better.

1161
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 4: Yours is always better, guys.

1162
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks, fuck you. Just because she's a woman doesn't

1163
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 3: mean you have to pay.

1164
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 2: Are you going to do no?

1165
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 3: I was about to say, I don't have any Yeah,

1166
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 3: there's none, just like the world. The world isn't giving

1167
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,840
Speaker 3: me like the material that I need to hold. And

1168
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 3: I'll scroll through my TikTok and see if there's anything.

1169
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 3: Do not open your phone around me, because I will

1170
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 3: be staring at your screen literally me with you. Barbie

1171
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 3: posted those I know.

1172
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, this is literally me Like, I'm

1173
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: like a moth to a flame if somebody has their

1174
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,919
Speaker 1: iPhone open around me and I can't stand a privacy screen, bitch,

1175
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 1: why do you even have your iPhone outside? If you

1176
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 1: have a privacy screen like that is meant for the

1177
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: people you're supposed to be sharing.

1178
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, no gonna lie. And you used to like literally

1179
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 3: yell at me when we like first started living together

1180
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 3: because I was just I would just look at her phone.

1181
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 3: And now I'm like literally traumatized by it. And I

1182
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 3: like when people are like even scrolling through their photos,

1183
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 3: I'll just like look away because I'm like, I don't

1184
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 3: want them to have like a nude in there or something.

1185
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 3: But yeah, and ya like literally abused me with words

1186
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,280
Speaker 3: about looking at her phone.

1187
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 2: Well, I was born real, so I never had to

1188
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 2: be real.

1189
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 1: That's me about having the app, because I never had

1190
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:51,240
Speaker 1: to get like you bitches.

1191
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 2: I was just born like that.

1192
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,319
Speaker 3: Effects take more face picks, ladies. You also bitch where

1193
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 3: he's gonna be full of ass.

1194
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:01,360
Speaker 2: I think you said that one already, So you're done.

1195
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 3: iPad, I'm Filipino and dope. White girl, Save me, white girl,

1196
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 3: White girl, save me, Save me, white girl. I'm glad

1197
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 3: cars were invented. Imagine walking your horse up. Oh wait,

1198
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 3: I'm glad cars were invented. Imagine waking your horse up

1199
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 3: at three am to go get pussy.

1200
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 2: That's a really good one.

1201
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 3: I want to do one more.

1202
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 2: Get up I'm horny.

1203
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 1: Get up shaking your horse, horny, I'm so horny.

1204
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 3: Imagine your card declines at the abortion clinic and the

1205
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 3: doctor starts nutting in you. I didn't say that, y'all.

1206
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 3: I'm just quoting someone.

1207
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 2: I'm just relaying the facts.

1208
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 3: What are y'all gonna get y'all's siblings and parents for Christmas?

1209
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 3: Leave a comment down below because I'm having trouble. Okay,

1210
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 3: that wasn't a Drew style, by the way, I know

1211
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:17,399
Speaker 3: that's just.

1212
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 2: You being real.

1213
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to be real. I'm so bad at

1214
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:25,760
Speaker 3: buying people gifts. It's fucked up. Hold on, guys, Sorry, sorry,

1215
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,879
Speaker 3: I know we want to finish, but I gotta get

1216
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 3: a good one in. I bet there's someone who follows

1217
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 3: me and just fucking despises me, who just fucking hates

1218
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 3: me so much, and his hate following so hard. They

1219
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 3: don't even like anything about me, they just keep following.

1220
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 1: Okay, if somebody doesn't like us and they listen this

1221
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: far into the episode, you need help. And that's coming

1222
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 1: from a certified hate watcher.

1223
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,879
Speaker 2: I love a good hate watch. You need help, even

1224
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 2: if it's on double speed. You need help. Yeah, you

1225
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:57,439
Speaker 2: need help.

1226
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 4: I'm being subscribed to the Patreon.

1227
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, something be done. It's going too far.

1228
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 3: Transgender Christmas tree pronoun pudding, non binary, New Year, gay

1229
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 3: gift wrapping, eating disorder, Eggnow, Santa Serve and Sleigh renegade Reindeers.

1230
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 3: The alt left has ruined our Christmas traditions. The Devil

1231
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 3: is alive and well, and I'll leave it.

1232
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 2: There were beautiful, heavy