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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Saturday Elvis sixteen Morning Show, Let's do it the fifteen

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Speaker 1: minute morning show podcast, otherwise known as the half assed

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Speaker 1: podcast because we're not gonna hit fifteen minutes it's usually

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Speaker 1: around five.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday we actually hit fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 3: You know that, right, So today we really should take off.

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Speaker 3: We want it worked so hard.

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Speaker 2: Conflict does well for us. Yeah, yesterday was full of conflict.

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Speaker 2: Maybe today will be too. God help us.

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Speaker 1: So here in the con in the the con the

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Speaker 1: conflict fliked room, we have Scary, and we have Garrett,

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Speaker 1: and there's Danielle, and there's a straight Nighte with his

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Speaker 1: puffy hair, there's Gandhi and I see uh Scottie b

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Speaker 1: in the Serial Killers podcast room. So what was our

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Speaker 1: conflict yesterday? Oh that's right, people trying to get out

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Speaker 1: of money.

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Speaker 2: They owed. What's today's conflict? I have a question for Scarity.

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Speaker 4: So this comes off of the remember when he did.

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Speaker 2: The erect dysfunction commercial commercial? Word, have you ever had

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Speaker 2: an issue down there?

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Speaker 5: Like like you mean like like there have been There

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Speaker 5: have been a couple of instances over my life, for sure,

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Speaker 5: but but like a continuing problem.

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Speaker 1: Though we were making fun of the fact that Scary

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Speaker 1: says guys sit around and talk about their heart on,

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Speaker 1: and we said that never happens.

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Speaker 2: You just started that conversation.

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Speaker 4: I know that I did that because you know what,

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Speaker 4: every guy's had a problem here and there at the bar, Like.

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Speaker 5: You're sitting with your front, we're talking about the conversation

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Speaker 5: or the actual dysfunction.

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Speaker 1: Now, I never get a heart on at the bar

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Speaker 1: with Larry.

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Speaker 6: Larry looks like, wait, but you you said that guys

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Speaker 6: sit around I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't think.

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Speaker 5: I think women are more prone to talk about intimate

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Speaker 5: issues like that amongst themselves.

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Speaker 7: About their girlfriends.

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Speaker 5: You know, like if like if you guys are having

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Speaker 5: like women issues, women are more well, it would be

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Speaker 5: in a woman issue.

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Speaker 2: Women are more likely to tackle that amongst the whatever

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Speaker 2: it is. I'm okay, how about dryness? Do you got

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Speaker 2: to talk about dry because.

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Speaker 3: I've seen I got to dry.

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Speaker 1: I've seen I've seen commercials where they the women are

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Speaker 1: playing tennis. Usually tennis involved that one too, and it

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Speaker 1: involves in it involves tampons or vaginal dryness, And I

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Speaker 1: just don't think that happens on the tennis court.

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Speaker 2: All that much. I could be wrong, and then it's

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Speaker 2: always one with the.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting down there, what should I do?

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Speaker 8: I've been at the bar talking about wood with my

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Speaker 8: boy my guy friends.

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Speaker 7: I believe that with you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, but you have of your walk down the

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Speaker 5: beach with your dad talking about it.

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Speaker 8: I don't talk to my dad about wood.

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Speaker 2: Just hit me that what's your dad's name?

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Speaker 3: Conversion?

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Speaker 6: Remember back in the day, the two girls on the beach, Hey,

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Speaker 6: do you ever get that not so fresh feeling? And

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Speaker 6: then she tells her about the douche that that's what

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Speaker 6: I was referencing.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: They're walking on a beach, or they're walking on a

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Speaker 1: on a on a dock near water, Like, do you

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Speaker 1: ever get that that on fresh feeling? Well, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: smells like the ocean.

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Speaker 3: And that's why they're walking on the beach.

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Speaker 8: It's like, this reminds me.

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Speaker 2: I have an aquarium in my pants. Anyway, they still make.

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Speaker 8: That's absolutely that's the biggest. That's the biggest douche company

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Speaker 8: there is.

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Speaker 3: It thought it was bad to do. I thought it

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Speaker 3: was takes out.

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Speaker 8: That's vaill vag sill. No.

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Speaker 3: I think she was right, really supposed to do that. No,

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Speaker 3: I think it's the bacteria factor, right, Yeah, that.

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Speaker 8: Just sells the cream. Massingill is the doucee, and Fts

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Speaker 8: is the spread. How do you know this because I

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Speaker 8: used to work in retail.

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Speaker 7: He used to put his little recorder in that eye.

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Speaker 2: He used to work that shut up.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, you know what I learned. That's a

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Speaker 7: little more innocent than this. Diamond watches so much reality

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Speaker 7: TV and with the commercials that she sings along to

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Speaker 7: the drug commercials. She was singing along to some type

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Speaker 7: two diabetes commer word for words, she knows all of them.

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Speaker 2: Really, nothing beats everything.

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Speaker 8: I got top two diabetes and I manage it.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, my daughter sings that all the times.

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Speaker 3: Then that stupid dance he does. Yes, she was doing

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Speaker 3: the dude, I'm like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that one like her. But advertising works.

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Speaker 5: Look you're remembering it and we all sing, oh oh oh.

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Speaker 8: Can I ask you a question, though, Has anybody ever

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Speaker 8: gone to their doctor and said, I saw this commercial,

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Speaker 8: I would like this.

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Speaker 2: I've tried that.

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Speaker 4: Because I've drugs where I'm like, man, maybe I could

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Speaker 4: benefit from that, And I go and I bring it

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Speaker 4: up to my doctor and goes, you don't need that.

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Speaker 8: So what's the point exactly?

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Speaker 2: What is the point?

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Speaker 6: Wait a minute, you have to wait to the end

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Speaker 6: of the commercial because every side effect is worse than

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Speaker 6: what I have. Like I have like something very simple,

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Speaker 6: but side effects include leaky anal discharge, and I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 6: this with that, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Going to keep those side effects.

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Speaker 7: If it happened to one person, they have.

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Speaker 6: To they have to put that in the commercial, if

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Speaker 6: it happened to one person to because I would think

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Speaker 6: the list is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: That's what it sounds ridiculous. You know what this conversation

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Speaker 2: is doing. It's screwing up our algorithms.

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Speaker 5: We're all going to have all these creams and the

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Speaker 5: medications served to us today.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right, we did not think of that.

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Speaker 1: Hey, what was the story we're talking about the other day?

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Speaker 1: It's Cox Media spelled Cox the way. Yes, uh, they are.

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Speaker 1: They are the company that has harnessed one of the

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Speaker 1: companies that has harnessed this technology that makes it possible

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Speaker 1: for your phone to hear everything you say, and then

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Speaker 1: they sell that information to advertisers.

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, in fact, Google, Facebook and all they're the

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Speaker 5: clients of Cox they're buying.

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Speaker 2: They're buying the this.

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Speaker 5: This uh you know this app and or this this

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Speaker 5: this intelligence Yeah mm hm, you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 5: Like the Cox.

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Speaker 2: Meeting is the one. Believe it or not, we do

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Speaker 2: and we do know what you're saying. Even though you

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Speaker 2: didn't finish this. We Knowvis and I were on the phone.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he brought this up to me.

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Speaker 4: So I've just started screaming boner medication right, so that

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Speaker 4: eventually he will get that ad for some sort of

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Speaker 4: bonus banking Cox appropriately.

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Speaker 7: You know, everyone was so freaked out worried about TikTok

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Speaker 7: is listening to everything. There's so much stuff that we're

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Speaker 7: totally fine with that's listening to.

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Speaker 1: But we knew it though we knew it was happening,

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Speaker 1: but we couldn't put our finger on who it was

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Speaker 1: doing it.

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Speaker 2: Now we know Cox yep, yeah, always goes back to Cox.

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Speaker 2: It usually does.

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Speaker 6: Do we have CCTV, like I know in the in

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Speaker 6: the UK they have CCTV, so if like a crime happens,

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Speaker 6: they go to the CCTV and they see and I

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Speaker 6: cannot believe how many like of these cameras are everywhere.

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Speaker 2: No, we have cameras everywhere.

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Speaker 6: We have that here in the United States is absolutely

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Speaker 6: what do we call it just surveillance or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all over. It's there's cameras looking at you

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 1: But there's also all over the streets in front of

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Speaker 1: almost every business in New York City they can capture something.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy to you though? That they know everything?

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Speaker 6: You're like, it definitely drives me crazy, Like it's just

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Speaker 6: not that I do anything wrong, but I just think, like,

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Speaker 6: that's just such an invasion that they look. If I'm

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Speaker 6: in the toilet, I would get nervous there's a camera there, Like,

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Speaker 6: you know, I bet you there are.

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Speaker 8: I see those videos? Oh god, not on purpose. They

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Speaker 8: would just be advertised to me.

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Speaker 2: Because of other videos you were looking at.

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Speaker 8: This is a long time ago, okay, sure, like a

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Speaker 8: month or two.

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, so what have we solved.

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Speaker 1: Here on today's Conflict Filled Half Aass Morning Show podcast?

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Speaker 7: Were we trying to solve a problem?

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Speaker 2: I didn't get that, memny, they were causing problems? How

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Speaker 2: much time we en?

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Speaker 8: We're seven minutes and forty eight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's heavy.

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Speaker 8: You're done.

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Speaker 2: Done?

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Speaker 1: The summer hours continue say Goodbye everybody, Bye bye

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Speaker 2: The fifteen minute morning Show,