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Speaker 1: If someone dies in your living room, can you still

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Speaker 1: call it a living room?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to change the name?

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Speaker 3: I feel like death parlor would be a nice sounds

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Speaker 3: classic option.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just going to set a rule right now,

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Speaker 1: no dying aloud during this next segment what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: If you feel the need.

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Speaker 1: Just wait till commercial where we promise to keep our

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Speaker 1: hearts beating while sharing what's going on in our personal lives.

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Speaker 1: We're going to start with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 3: Oh? My god, the worst thing ever happened to me? No, no, yes,

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Speaker 3: So I drove like three hours out of town to

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Speaker 3: go to a theater show. It's a family thing. Long story,

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Speaker 3: but in the events of the evening, I somehow lost

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Speaker 3: my wallet and the keys to my car. Well, they

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Speaker 3: were attached. I had attached my keys to my wallet.

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Speaker 3: So the next right, yes, and I know what you

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Speaker 3: guys are presuming.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't drunk. I promised.

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Speaker 3: I had had won drink and we had gone to

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Speaker 3: a restaurant in a theater. So the next morning I

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Speaker 3: spent literally four hours calling everyone in the city. I

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Speaker 3: called two police departments, I called the theater, I called

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Speaker 3: the restaurant. I went down to the restaurant. I was

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Speaker 3: searching everywhere for these keys. Yes, because I couldn't get home.

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Speaker 3: I'm three hours away. It's not like I can just

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Speaker 3: grab a spear. So I get a text and it

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Speaker 3: says facilities found your wallet when they were cleaning. They

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Speaker 3: take them to the university police department.

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Speaker 4: I'm miracle.

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Speaker 2: I am freaking out. I'm like tears. I'm texting this

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Speaker 2: person back. Oh my god, this is the best news

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Speaker 2: right there. Then I get a follow.

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Speaker 3: Up text that reads, I'm so sorry. I meant to

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Speaker 3: say if if facilities found your wallet they would take

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Speaker 3: them to the university.

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Speaker 2: That is so messed up.

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Speaker 3: They were using voice to text.

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Speaker 2: So you don't have your wallet or your keys? Still?

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Speaker 5: No, No, My mom thankfully drove me the three hours

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Speaker 5: back to my house, then drove me the three hours

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Speaker 5: back to the town for us to get into the

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Speaker 5: car and drive the three hours back.

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Speaker 2: A yeah, my god driving.

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Speaker 3: Yes, those are real high high and low low for

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Speaker 3: me this weekend.

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Speaker 2: If you get text right now, that's and who's gonna

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Speaker 2: buy us lunch today?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: I think I took a photo of the card.

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Speaker 1: We're going, don't the cards yet bro hold on, Jose's

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Speaker 1: on your mind.

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy Alexis is here.

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Speaker 6: Recently, I had the best Sunday ever. This includes sleeping

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Speaker 6: in super late, okay, streaming video games and hours, and

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Speaker 6: then taking an extra long nap because I'm so tired

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Speaker 6: from playing those videos.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so this is my perfect day.

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Speaker 6: So I wake up and it's dinner time, so I

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Speaker 6: eat and eventually I go down to the lobby to

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Speaker 6: go get it. And when I'm riding back, the door's

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Speaker 6: open and there's a cute girl who I'd never seen

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Speaker 6: before in your pants.

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Speaker 3: This day just keeps giving, I know, and she's.

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Speaker 6: Got the cutest little dog, golden Doodle looking anyway.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, cute dog.

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Speaker 6: And she says, well, thank you, and she smiles, and

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Speaker 6: I was actually wearing this. She's like, oh, I like

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Speaker 6: your hoodie, your Mickey Mouse hoodie. But while this is happening,

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Speaker 6: I'm starting to like smell something, and I'm thinking, like.

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Speaker 2: Did the dog like have an accident? Like it smells

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Speaker 2: like oh yeah yeah.

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Speaker 6: And so then we start talking and we were still

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Speaker 6: going back and forth and I still smell it, and

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Speaker 6: then I.

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Speaker 2: Stop in my tracks. What every time that I have talked.

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Speaker 2: I smell it. It's my breath. I woke up and

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Speaker 2: drank a pot of coffee.

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Speaker 3: I was at home all.

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Speaker 2: Day and a creature in a cave. I didn't brush

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Speaker 2: my teeth once and I didn't even know. And you

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Speaker 2: tried to blame the dog. This dogs like crap. And

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Speaker 2: this was the perfect moment to kiss this. Obviously, she

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Speaker 2: was very you.

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Speaker 6: Know, I gave her very positive, happy energy.

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Speaker 2: So she's like so and I made it totally weird.

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Speaker 6: But I just realized, like, maybe even on days where

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Speaker 6: I'm never I think I'm not going to see people,

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Speaker 6: I should probably brush my.

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Speaker 2: Teeth at four or five pm.

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Speaker 6: That's good. I brushed my teeth when I got back

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Speaker 6: up though.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so tiny victories for you, alexis what's been on

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Speaker 1: your mind?

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Speaker 4: So over the weekend, I went to my friend's house

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Speaker 4: that has a farm. Okay, and I never really been

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Speaker 4: on a farm like a petting zoo. Yeah, they do

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Speaker 4: have animals. It's like seventy five acres. So I did

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Speaker 4: all the farm things, you know. I went in some barns. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I wound like a little four wheeler around some cows.

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Speaker 3: I'm hoping they didn't let.

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Speaker 4: You not do that.

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Speaker 2: I didn't. I did drive a little Did you a tractor?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: I did see tractors though the farm. Things very normal

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Speaker 4: day on the farm, Okay. I was like, it's pretty

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Speaker 4: chill here, you know. I leave and then I get

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Speaker 4: a text from my friend while I'm driving home that

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Speaker 4: the cows escaped. Missed the cows escaping?

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Speaker 2: Do you have anything to do with it?

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Speaker 4: The only farm action and the lexus wanted to be.

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Speaker 5: I thought that, what a.

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Speaker 4: Peaceful farm life out here, and the cows are gone. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: there was like forty cows and they ran out.

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Speaker 5: Got a wrangle them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did you traumatize them? Did you like you think

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Speaker 2: they were running from me?

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Speaker 4: I was taking too many photos?

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Speaker 3: Done?

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Speaker 4: No, So now I'm so disappointed any farm girl for

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Speaker 4: life if I saw the escape.

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Speaker 3: Jeffery, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: This past Friday, I decided I was not going to

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Speaker 1: spend another weekend sitting at home watching birds, binging old

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Speaker 1: episodes of Southern Charm on Bravo.

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Speaker 2: I was going to get out in the world and

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Speaker 2: meet people.

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Speaker 1: So I head out to the bar, pull up a stool,

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Speaker 1: and sure enough, this sweet old lady with these big glasses,

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Speaker 1: scoots up next to me. Her name is Charlene, and

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Speaker 1: she starts talking to me about her cat, Sammy, that

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Speaker 1: went missing weeks ago Sammy, And I'm like, why does

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Speaker 1: this story sound so familiar? And then it occurs to

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Speaker 1: me there's been missing cat posters all over my neighborhood,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, Oh, this lady must be the

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Speaker 1: owner of that missing cat. She tells me the cat

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Speaker 1: found its way home after eight weeks, and she's showing

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Speaker 1: me photos of him, and I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is amazing.

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Speaker 2: Let's celebrate. Can I buy you a beer? And she's like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know, I actually I prefer tequila.

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Speaker 5: So it's like, oh, I'm with her.

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Speaker 2: Sure, I'll buy you a tequila shot. So we toasted Sammy.

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Speaker 2: She downs it and goes sucker and gets up and

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Speaker 2: leaves me no ahead.

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Speaker 1: You can't even trust sweet old cat ladies.

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Speaker 2: At the dove bars.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Every person in the drive bar sees you

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Speaker 3: coming in, They're like, another sucker, doin?

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Speaker 2: Sammy was really lost.

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Speaker 1: I think it's all like she's running a game for

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Speaker 1: sympathy and free tequila.

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Speaker 3: Shots, but it's only against you, got it, love this woman.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Last time that I go out and

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Speaker 2: talk to people, they text.

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Speaker 1: In the seven eighty five, nine two, we just told

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Speaker 1: you what's on our minds, tell us what's been on yours.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 5: Morning, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,