WEBVTT - #242: Crappy Work Anniversary To You 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:07.480 Start uf dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn buys start Up, 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:15.120 Brooklyn buys start uf Data. They making noise Data dot 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:19.920 Up Episode two hundred and forty two. It's the Brooklyn 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:25.280 Boys podcast. It damn right, it is scary, Brodian, Brodian scary. 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:27.680 How are you scary? I'm doing fine. How are you 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:31.680 doing that, David Brodie? I'm doing well, doing really well. 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:39.160 He's hold on, stop the music. You sound different. What 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:43.559 what do you mean different, like like a different person? No? No, no, 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:46.720 no no. Did you buy a six hundred forty seven 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:50.240 million dollar eight hundred thirty five thousand dollar piece of 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:55.600 equipment plus tax? Did you really well? Not quite as 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:58.320 much as you know. I bought an affordable I'll be 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:00.400 honest with you. I got tired of people in Queens 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:02.880 telling me I didn't sound good. But other people in 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:07.840 Jersey they to them now. They don't complain. Jersey people 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:09.400 have enough to complain about. They didn't care about my 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:13.000 mic So after I don't know how many years now 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:16.199 since the pandemic started two and a half years, three years, 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:19.920 almost three years, I guess right, March will be three 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:25.480 years of no way marches. Three years. Yeah, No, you 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:29.160 didn't have. You're about to say you actually bought a 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:33.880 new anticipating, so i've I have retired the blue Yettie, 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:36.960 and I am. I would know it's it's still a 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:39.160 very good microphone. It's very good for like in person 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:41.560 interviews where one person is on one side of the table. 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:44.480 Are you interviewing somebody because it's a double sided microphone. 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:48.480 But I did my research of what I in the 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:51.320 price range I wanted. For the price range I wanted, 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:56.919 I got myself the best reviewed, best available software built 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:59.920 in with a limitter built in. I'll explain that in 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:02.600 in it, and I have a new microphone. It sounds great, 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:07.520 sound better, you sound like butter. It's it's awesome. It 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:11.120 took him three years what I yell. It shouldn't sound 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:15.160 distorted exactly because because you have the note, because you 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:17.760 get the limitter on. So it's great. A limited means 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:20.520 no matter how loud you get, there's a point you 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:23.240 can set where it won't go loud. Of this I love, 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:26.400 though I'm distorted it it rains me in So I 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:29.359 have two settings on this. I can hear myself or 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:31.960 I can hear what you hear. And if I hear myself. 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.440 I can see this a little red. Actually, this microphone 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:38.280 has a distortion light. When I'm speaking too loudly for 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:41.320 the microphone it knows it would normally distort, it lights 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:44.160 up in red and then it's like a visual slap 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:48.920 on the wrist. HEF fuck you microphone. So, in case 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:52.800 you're wondering, Um, the microphone I bought is the prisonis 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:57.639 p R E S O n U S Press Revelator Dynamics. 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:00.520 It sounds really really good, I'm sure to us by 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:04.120 professional podcasters around the world. Oh, it's considered one of 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:07.440 the best for what for what we do? Good? Right? Um? 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:10.440 I I sold some stuff on eBay, no joke, and 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:12.280 I took that money and I bought it was like 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:15.280 one ninety and change Amazon, which is not the same 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:19.800 price everywhere. So now I spent the money for the slices. 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:23.000 This begs the question, are you gonna sell your old 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:25.160 mic to one of the slices? I mean, after all, 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:28.440 it's it's got David Brody DNA all over its spittle 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:32.120 and who knows what else food? How about food that 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:34.079 might have flown out of your mouth while you eat 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:38.920 during the podcast. I rarely eat during the podcast. Um, 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:42.560 at least not that we're working from home. I mean seven, yes, 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.120 you know the pizza. I'm sure there's a couple of 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.760 crumbs inside the windscreen of the micro fright, shout out Janovic. 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:51.080 I believe he sent this to pizza that day. He did, 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:53.200 I know he did. Yeah, Well, but no we have 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:55.280 oh oh oh, let's tell us. Should we tell us 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:57.120 slices of what we're planning? But should we just do it? 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:58.760 We'll have to do it that one. Well that now, 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:01.960 you just well a little. I've been sick all week, 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:06.840 but Scary and I were were going to record together 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:10.360 in person at his apartment. That's right, David Brodie was 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:14.680 going to charge me, grace me with his presence and 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:18.599 show up here. And and I really think that should 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:22.840 be the next episode. Um, if possible. Why Why wasn't 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:26.039 it this episode? I forgot? Did you listen to this podcast? 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:29.800 I just said, it's because I got sick, because you're 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:31.640 under the weather. I'm under the weather. I have I 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:36.880 have a flu wish thing. It's not the fluids fluish 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:40.080 m you know, so basically, uh, it's flu. It's it's 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.000 the flu because you didn't because you didn't test for COVID, 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:45.440 so I did. No, I did test for cord No, 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:50.680 I'm not that person that says I tested to make 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:53.320 sure it wasn't because I care about the people around me. 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:55.440 That's my family would beat the crap out of me 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:57.920 if I gave him COVID and didn't think about it. 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:00.160 And I thank you David Brodie for not coming. We're 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:01.720 here sick, all right, So we'll do it next We'll 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:03.440 do it next week. Do it next week or the 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:05.840 week after the weekend. We'll figure it out. Oh, my 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:08.599 birthday is coming up. You can get me something. Okay, awesome. Now, 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:09.920 by the way, I'm not gonna be able to eat. 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:14.120 I'm doing my d tot of people are very excited 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:17.320 about first quarter of skiing. Yeah, I'm not so excited. 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:20.280 I mean, you know, I hope it's not a big letdown. 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:24.600 Gotta be honest, weight down because you're gonna lose a 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:26.960 lot of weight. Yeah I know, but yeah, I feel 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:28.760 like I was on the struggle bus all year and 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:31.560 this is gonna be what. I'm not going to mention 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:33.719 any sponsors. I hope you'll be good and I'm trying 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:36.120 to be good. Not in a few minutes. When you 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:39.520 met with the doctor. What did he say about your 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:43.719 carry condition and how because he let me just reset. 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:45.680 Normally you meet with him and he says, okay, you're 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:50.640 gonna lose whattty days. Yeah, something like that. Well he 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:52.440 said to me, well, first of all, he compares my 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:55.400 year over year charts. So he compared Jan one to 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:59.120 Jan this year from to Jan one last year. And 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:02.680 his first comment were, whoa, you did some damage this year. 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:08.800 It was great starting off three at the same place 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:12.400 you were at starting off like about eight pounds heavier. 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:15.040 But that's because I did a lot of car bloating. Okay, 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:18.359 so now that means that's eight pounds. There's eight pounds 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:21.400 more than I will have to lose in order to 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:23.840 get to where I was last year. At the end, 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:28.839 I think, yes, I think Bear Whitney slices follow along. 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:32.360 I think we may have the first the first appearance 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:39.160 of fifth quarter scary. Here's over time. Well, no, I'm 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:42.240 back on so I'm on the detox. But he did 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:46.040 say this, He said, you know, if you want, it 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:49.680 wouldn't hurt to uh, you know, get on the treadmill 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:52.880 like every other day for like five minutes or so. Oh, 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:58.240 I wouldn't hurt five minutes, hurt your ankles five minutes. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:01.040 So he actually wants me to introduce is exercise in 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:04.280 all exercise in a diet in a diet plane that 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:07.039 doesn't really allow the exercise because they don't want know 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:10.680 you once pulled a muscle yawning, I did, I yawned 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:12.520 wrong and I and I pulled a muscle. I don't know. 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:16.560 I also I also had a little L L four 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:19.760 L five disc problem in my back when oh, when 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:21.800 you were trying to ask your own day, when we 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:24.040 were at that Christmas party and I was wearing those 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:27.200 hard hard sold shoes and I we were doing jump 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:29.480 around and I jumped up, jumped up and fell down 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:33.160 that time. So that was a problem. Yeah, this time 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:37.280 a year end of the year, people are always making 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:39.120 it like a year end list of people who died. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:42.200 The award shows come up, and and so a couple 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:45.280 of times when we were on the cruise around you know, 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:47.920 we went on the cruise with Christmas Eve, so last 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:51.720 week of a bunch of celebrities died. But every time 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.720 two celebrities died, I would hear people on the cruise 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:57.360 or on the airplane or at the airport. Uh, even 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:59.400 people I know would be like, one, who the third 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:02.000 person is going to be? Who the third celebrities we've 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:04.320 talked about this on this podcast we have, but it 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:08.480 happened again because I forget who the two big deaths were, right, 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:11.920 and Barbara Walters maybe somebody else doesn't matter for the 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:13.840 sake of the story. But there was two big deaths 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:16.840 and it wasn't a big So then like a couple 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:21.600 of rappers died and my friend says, well, that doesn't 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:24.080 count towards the three. Of course it does. This celebrity 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:27.160 is just not to you exactly count. Like, so what 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:32.280 happens is in our minds, we they don't die in threes. 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:35.480 That's not a thing. Right. Of course, before we count 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:38.440 to three, and we've talked about this nauseum on this podcast, 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:42.160 we stop and then we count again, right, celebrities don't know? Like, oh, 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:45.000 imagine like that was true, like two celebrities died. I 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:47.320 love how this this really gets you. This is these 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.520 I have. I have some pressing things, some really pressing 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:53.280 issues coming up, and but you but for you, it's like, 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:59.800 oh yeah, everything's pressing, really but it sounds better now 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:02.880 my new microphone. It really does. Okay, I like you 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:05.400 new microphone. We tell you a quick break, all right, 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:08.120 quick break, and I gotta tell you something. I need 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:15.280 your opinion on something. Oh all rights. That is your reflex, 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:17.920 by the way, to immediately disagree with anything I'd say, 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:20.160 but mine and the writer on mine and the wrong. 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:22.720 I heard a fantastic You know, I'm gonna pul up 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:25.079 the lyrics because I can't play it. But I heard 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:30.880 a fantastic song by um Groucho Marks, one of the 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:35.520 Marks Brothers, one of the all time greatest comedians. Uh 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:40.280 so let me see. Uh, what are you doing? I'm 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:44.120 pulling up lyrics? Hold on? Okay, Yeah, so he did 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:46.600 a song. You can't hear it unless I I played 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:51.040 you guys can look it up ahead. It's called um 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:54.120 I'm against it. So here the lyrics. I don't know 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:56.520 what they have to say. It makes no difference anyway. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:59.199 Whatever it is, I'm against, no matter who it is 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:02.880 or who commenced it, I'm against it. Your proposition may 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:06.080 be good, but let's get one thing understood. Whatever it is, 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:09.000 I'm against it, And even when you've changed it or 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:13.000 condensed it, I'm aga against it that I'm opposed to 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:16.200 it on general principles, I'm opposed to it. Um. Anyway, 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:18.720 there's a lot more to it, um, but it's it's 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:22.280 a great song. Yeah, so me, oh oh, oh oh, 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:25.760 remind me after you do your thing, something happened on 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:28.400 television that if you did, if you saw it and 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:32.520 didn't think of me, something's wrong. But before that, and 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:34.360 before I even get into what, I don't want to say, 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:39.200 this this public service announcement to the fucking troll who 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:43.800 um made a name on on Instagram and pretend they're 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.400 pretending they're me, but it's impossible for anyone to fall 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:50.360 for it. Well, there's someone create an account. And then 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:54.400 they started following all of my listeners. Um, oh, you 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:57.760 have your own listeners. They started they started following my followers, 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:00.760 all the all the women, and the really account is 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:07.719 XO XO Underscore Scary Underscore Jones Underscore XO XL and 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:11.040 with my pictures. Stole my picture. Nope, stole my picture. 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:13.360 Well while you giving them out the address, well hold on, 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:15.199 hold on, well, because it's in the process of being 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:19.000 taken down now. I complained to my heart, and my 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:22.760 heart is complaining to Instagram Corporate. By the time you 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.760 hear this, it will probably be removed. I'm hoping, but 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:28.839 if not. Um, I want to just tell you that 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:33.120 this person followed three hundred of my of of the 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:36.559 women that follow me, and then the ladies, and then 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:38.320 it was brought to my attention. This was the d 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:43.079 M they sent to them. Everyone. Hello, pretty, I'm Scary 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:46.440 Jones by me. How are you doing today? I was 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:49.880 glancing through profiles when I saw your profile, so pretty, 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:52.880 I must confess, you've got a nice smile, smiley face. 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:55.640 I'm looking for a sugar baby to take care of 0:11:55.679 --> 0:12:00.040 her needs, pay her bills and spoil with five of 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:04.480 thousand dollars weekly. I am. I am a man of 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:07.640 my words. Get back to me if interested. And then 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:10.839 they leave a what's app number from area code three 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:13.640 or five. And of course, as you know that that's 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:16.280 a scamboni that could be connected to anything, it's what's app, 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:20.160 so you you know it's not legit. How funny is that? 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.760 First of all, that's something first of all awful grammar. 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:25.520 That who's gonna right, Because first of all, these people 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:28.600 follow me, so they're gonna think they're getting a message 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:31.800 from me. In their d M s, and I would 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:34.920 start by saying, hello, pretty, I'm Scary Jones by name, 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:37.640 by name, I'm Scary Jones by name, who says that 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:41.480 naughty by nature? Not because I hate you, not because 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:43.280 I hate you. I'm looking for a sugar baby. So 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:48.520 I'm actually soliciting my listeners and I'm gonna spoil them 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:53.680 with five thousand dollars in cash weekly. Oh my god. Anyway, 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:55.920 this is in the process of being taken down and 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:58.000 dealt with. But if you happen in the meantime to 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:00.199 see the profile of if they they d M, you 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:04.440 ignore it. It's fucking bogus. And uh, I'm just happy 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.800 to search for Scary Jones because I didn't remember what 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:08.760 you said because it went by it was XO XO 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:11.880 underscore it may already be gone. Well I just found 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:18.720 Jones scary uh three following two followers, and the profile 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:23.280 says I like having fun. It doesn't. I'll say this, 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:26.719 you know, do you know they could do what they 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:29.599 want because we have my heart and we have the 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:32.800 muscle of Instagram Corporate behind us, So no, they will. 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:34.920 They will take it down in a second, so I'm 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:36.680 not too concerned. About it. I just thought it was 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:39.920 kind of funny. Now really quickly, you're driving your car. 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:41.800 What do you own, Brodie Brody? What kind of car 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.720 you know? I have a Dodge Charge Dodge Charger, great car, 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:47.920 right like you pulled you over one. You wouldn't want 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:50.839 that car to get wrecked in any way? Right? Uh? No, 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:53.120 I wouldn't. But I should buy a product from you 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:58.040 to make sure. No no, no, no, no, okay, okay, 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:00.440 we'll stop there, and now let me tell you my scenario, 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:02.840 and you tell me what you would have done. I'm 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:08.120 driving home down Seventh Avenue and I have Gandhi and 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:10.800 Sam from our show in the car, and we're just 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:15.320 driving along and all of a sudden, Gandhi looks out 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:18.000 the window and says, look at that Look at that 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:22.480 guy he's throwing He just threw it a can at 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:27.400 the floor as he's walking away. That he's littering, and 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.760 you know, and I'm all here comes Gandhi. The social 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:32.960 justice police has to say something like, oh, you you 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:36.560 in society, you're doing something wrong. So I'm about, no, 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:39.120 you don't. She was yes, I want to fucking yell 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.440 at him right now. So I'm like, no, you don't, 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:44.560 So I put the child the child proof locks and 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:47.320 I kept the windows locked. There was no fucking way 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:51.400 because we were at the red light. So, David Brody, 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:55.000 you're a guy. What do you think would have fucking 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:59.120 happened had she mouthed off at this lunatic and he 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:03.520 looked the rain? Okay? How far away was the lunatic 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:08.640 from your car? Maybe about thirty matter striking distance. I 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:12.000 was at a red light. I was stuck in a 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:14.680 red light. Wait until the light changes. The problem is 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:16.720 was it during rush hour where the next light would 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:19.960 be traffic? Also? Yes? Oh, because then they can catch 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:23.240 up to you. Yes, Oh, I would put the locks 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:25.120 on that. Don't get me wrong. I would like to 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:28.840 yell at that person. So would I. But I know better. 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:31.280 First of all, it's me and two girls in the car. 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:34.200 So if she mounds off to him, what's he gonna do? 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:36.880 He's one of those women in the car. Your sugar baby, 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:39.360 one of my sugar babies. Her name was Sam. Her 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.960 name is Sam by name, Her name is Sam by 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:45.160 name by name. You know, I was searching through her profile. 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:49.360 This dude is kind of come to me, even though, 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:52.120 because that's how it goes down. Women get into a 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:55.520 fight with a dude somewhere and there with a dude, 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:57.920 the dude is the one that's taken the lumps. But 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:00.520 they're with They're not gonna A guy's not gonna go 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:02.080 are you with the girl? He's gonna go with you. 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:03.760 He's gonna hit you and then tell you to keep 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:05.240 you a woman in mind as if it's your way 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:06.960 to my place to do that, or even before that, 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:08.800 what you gonna do. He's gonna fucking throw something in 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:12.320 my fucking car. Yeah. Now, if it's your girlfriend, it's 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:14.800 my property. It's my car, No way, I want no 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:17.960 part of this. But if it's your girlfriend, then you 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:20.200 can go, well, it's my girlfriend. I gotta put up 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:23.040 with her doing that whatever. But Gandhi and Sam, they're 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:26.040 not your responsibility. They're playing with house money at that point. 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:31.040 That's exactly what your car in your face. So as 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:32.680 long as I know that I'm scary, you're not out 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:37.600 running the guy. Yeah, so we kept driving. Thank God 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:39.680 for my childproof locks. But she was gonna let this 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:42.160 guy have it. She was gonna sce screen out the window. 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:44.920 By the way, as a grown man with no kids, 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:48.040 I feel uncomfortable hearing you say you have childproof locks 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:51.200 in your car. They come with you, come standard, they 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:52.880 standard with them. I feel like that's a law and 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:54.880 order thing. I got to see that on an episode 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:58.560 Rip from the Headlines or Matt lower thing. Yeah. Yeah, 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:01.760 the childproof lock on his all the store. Was that 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:05.280 a true story? Who knows allegedly in a magnetic lock 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.000 or something that he pushed a button under his desk 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:10.639 so he couldn't so so people couldn't get out. Yeah, yeah, 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:12.200 that well, that's just it. He would lock the door. 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:15.280 I think it was used for for people coming in, 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:18.520 to be quite honest. But okay, the lawsuit was people 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:23.840 saying he used it to No, you don't know anyway anyway, 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:26.040 all right, yeah, I'm done with that. I'm done with 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:28.520 that out of there. I would have hit the locks, absolutely, Yeah, 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:30.639 you would have. Okay, good, could hit the locks. Or 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:33.199 I would have used my two fingers to pull the 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:36.000 window buttons up so that the windows have to stay up. 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:39.920 Were they mad at you for locker? No, Sam didn't 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:43.160 say anything, but but Gandhi was like, man, I can't 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:45.240 believe you you let him get away with that. I 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:47.360 would have totally like, you know, she understood. I guess 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:49.800 she understood as I explained it to her as we 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:53.920 kept driving. But but yeah, I'm not. I'm not. The 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:56.680 mood is a much more I don't give a fuck 0:17:56.880 --> 0:17:58.920 person than I or I am or you. Oh yeah, 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:02.240 I've seen her. She's she's in real life social media. 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.239 She don't give a ship. I love that. I do 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:06.439 love that quality about that about her and I I 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:08.280 normally don't give a ship unless I can get my 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:12.439 ass kicked in this case, right that that's when I 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:15.199 you know, I I would yell out, hold on, I'm 0:18:15.240 --> 0:18:17.360 gonna find out who you are on Twitter and then 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:20.560 tweet at you with your backup account so that you 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:23.800 don't know who I am. Yeah, that's who I am. 0:18:24.600 --> 0:18:28.160 By the way, speaking of who I am, uh, it's 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:29.680 a long way to go. But did you watch the 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:32.879 Golden Globes? No, I have no interest in it. Yeah. 0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:35.560 So uh. You know, at the end of the year, 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:37.520 everybody puts out the best TV shows of the year, 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:40.000 best movies of the year, the worst movies of the year. 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:42.359 So I put out a list on on Facebook on 0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:45.320 my Facebook page of my favorite TV shows of the year, 0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:48.800 my favorite and I wanted to point out something to 0:18:48.800 --> 0:18:52.040 the to the slices. Um, I'm gonna read just a 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:56.160 couple of my favorite TV shows that that aired this 0:18:56.240 --> 0:18:59.160 year or stream this year, or that I watched this year, 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:01.240 may have streamed of your will go so here my 0:19:01.280 --> 0:19:03.680 favorite Scary and then we'll get to yours in a minute. 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:08.040 The Boys season three, The Bear That Bear was Fantastic, 0:19:08.359 --> 0:19:12.640 Peacemaker and or Boba Fette, but only the Mandalorian episodes, 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:16.520 Stranger Things season four, Reacher Walking Dead on the Murders 0:19:16.520 --> 0:19:19.440 in the Building, Moon Night, White Loadus season one and two, 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:22.000 although I did like season two better than one. Uh 0:19:22.040 --> 0:19:25.919 the uh what we Do in the Shadows season one? 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:29.080 I just started watching it. The After Party, very very 0:19:29.200 --> 0:19:32.480 fun mystery show. And Dexter new Blood which was the 0:19:32.600 --> 0:19:34.960 end of December beginning January overlaps. So those are my 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:37.240 favorite shows. So I wanted to give that list out now, 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:40.520 Scary for for balance of time and fairness, go ahead 0:19:40.520 --> 0:19:44.679 and give your favorite TV shows of the year. I 0:19:44.720 --> 0:19:46.520 don't have any, because you know, I don't watch TV. 0:19:47.480 --> 0:19:50.720 I watched Saturday Night Live, I watched I watched live Sports. 0:19:51.840 --> 0:19:55.000 I'll check out, you know, family guy, I'll watch reruns 0:19:55.000 --> 0:19:57.120 of Ship on Me TV. I love that ship from 0:19:57.119 --> 0:19:59.640 the old school boys getting on a pop culture morning show. 0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:02.480 But no, I actually I saw White Lotus. I saw 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:05.600 a little bit of White Lotus season at the one 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:10.560 with Christopher Multa Santi season two, season season two. Yes, 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:12.280 and I know, and I know that what happened in 0:20:12.320 --> 0:20:15.360 season one, the big craziness that happened in that episode. 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:19.359 But what I can't believe that he did that anyway. Yeah, 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:22.320 um uh, here's the thing. Do you have no favorite 0:20:22.320 --> 0:20:23.879 TV shows? By the way, I left out all the 0:20:23.920 --> 0:20:26.400 late night talk shows because I was a really in fact, 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:29.000 but that was what I was going to continue on with. Yes, 0:20:29.280 --> 0:20:32.960 it's fallon. I watched, I watched news, I watched things 0:20:32.960 --> 0:20:35.479 set in reality I don't watch and I watch. I 0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:38.720 watched biopics or things that are based like off of 0:20:39.040 --> 0:20:42.200 you know, they get history and knowledge in pop culture 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:47.320 that way, not not drama, fiction or you know whatever. 0:20:47.359 --> 0:20:49.840 I mean. If there's a good comedy, yeah I'm in. 0:20:50.280 --> 0:20:53.080 But yeah, I don't really have you know, I mean, 0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:56.720 I've been pretty honest about that. I don't. I don't 0:20:56.720 --> 0:21:00.000 tend to watch a little My favorite non Marvel superhero 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:02.760 movie of the year was Everything Everywhere, All at Once. 0:21:03.240 --> 0:21:06.320 Unbelievable movie. If you haven't heard of it, you're like, 0:21:06.359 --> 0:21:10.400 what Everything Everywhere All at Once was my favorite non 0:21:10.480 --> 0:21:13.399 Marvel movie of the year. Scary. What was your favorite 0:21:13.400 --> 0:21:18.800 movie this year? I don't know if uh year? Well, okay, well, no, 0:21:19.160 --> 0:21:20.600 you know, I don't know. But if we're going back 0:21:20.600 --> 0:21:23.720 to TV, I did see Inventing Anna. Okay, does that count? 0:21:23.720 --> 0:21:26.520 That was not last year? Was it? It was last year? 0:21:26.880 --> 0:21:28.760 I mean I'm a little late. It's Netflix. I don't know. 0:21:28.800 --> 0:21:31.560 Maybe it was last year, but either way, I think 0:21:31.640 --> 0:21:34.640