Speaker 1: Start uf dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn buys start Up,
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Speaker 1: Up Episode two hundred and forty two. It's the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast. It damn right, it is scary, Brodian, Brodian scary.
Speaker 1: How are you scary? I'm doing fine. How are you
Speaker 1: doing that, David Brodie? I'm doing well, doing really well.
Speaker 1: He's hold on, stop the music. You sound different. What
Speaker 1: what do you mean different, like like a different person? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: no no. Did you buy a six hundred forty seven
Speaker 1: million dollar eight hundred thirty five thousand dollar piece of
Speaker 1: equipment plus tax? Did you really well? Not quite as
Speaker 1: much as you know. I bought an affordable I'll be
Speaker 1: honest with you. I got tired of people in Queens
Speaker 1: telling me I didn't sound good. But other people in
Speaker 1: Jersey they to them now. They don't complain. Jersey people
Speaker 1: have enough to complain about. They didn't care about my
Speaker 1: mic So after I don't know how many years now
Speaker 1: since the pandemic started two and a half years, three years,
Speaker 1: almost three years, I guess right, March will be three
Speaker 1: years of no way marches. Three years. Yeah, No, you
Speaker 1: didn't have. You're about to say you actually bought a
Speaker 1: new anticipating, so i've I have retired the blue Yettie,
Speaker 1: and I am. I would know it's it's still a
Speaker 1: very good microphone. It's very good for like in person
Speaker 1: interviews where one person is on one side of the table.
Speaker 1: Are you interviewing somebody because it's a double sided microphone.
Speaker 1: But I did my research of what I in the
Speaker 1: price range I wanted. For the price range I wanted,
Speaker 1: I got myself the best reviewed, best available software built
Speaker 1: in with a limitter built in. I'll explain that in
Speaker 1: in it, and I have a new microphone. It sounds great,
Speaker 1: sound better, you sound like butter. It's it's awesome. It
Speaker 1: took him three years what I yell. It shouldn't sound
Speaker 1: distorted exactly because because you have the note, because you
Speaker 1: get the limitter on. So it's great. A limited means
Speaker 1: no matter how loud you get, there's a point you
Speaker 1: can set where it won't go loud. Of this I love,
Speaker 1: though I'm distorted it it rains me in So I
Speaker 1: have two settings on this. I can hear myself or
Speaker 1: I can hear what you hear. And if I hear myself.
Speaker 1: I can see this a little red. Actually, this microphone
Speaker 1: has a distortion light. When I'm speaking too loudly for
Speaker 1: the microphone it knows it would normally distort, it lights
Speaker 1: up in red and then it's like a visual slap
Speaker 1: on the wrist. HEF fuck you microphone. So, in case
Speaker 1: you're wondering, Um, the microphone I bought is the prisonis
Speaker 1: p R E S O n U S Press Revelator Dynamics.
Speaker 1: It sounds really really good, I'm sure to us by
Speaker 1: professional podcasters around the world. Oh, it's considered one of
Speaker 1: the best for what for what we do? Good? Right? Um?
Speaker 1: I I sold some stuff on eBay, no joke, and
Speaker 1: I took that money and I bought it was like
Speaker 1: one ninety and change Amazon, which is not the same
Speaker 1: price everywhere. So now I spent the money for the slices.
Speaker 1: This begs the question, are you gonna sell your old
Speaker 1: mic to one of the slices? I mean, after all,
Speaker 1: it's it's got David Brody DNA all over its spittle
Speaker 1: and who knows what else food? How about food that
Speaker 1: might have flown out of your mouth while you eat
Speaker 1: during the podcast. I rarely eat during the podcast. Um,
Speaker 1: at least not that we're working from home. I mean seven, yes,
Speaker 1: you know the pizza. I'm sure there's a couple of
Speaker 1: crumbs inside the windscreen of the micro fright, shout out Janovic.
Speaker 1: I believe he sent this to pizza that day. He did,
Speaker 1: I know he did. Yeah, Well, but no we have
Speaker 1: oh oh oh, let's tell us. Should we tell us
Speaker 1: slices of what we're planning? But should we just do it?
Speaker 1: We'll have to do it that one. Well that now,
Speaker 1: you just well a little. I've been sick all week,
Speaker 1: but Scary and I were were going to record together
Speaker 1: in person at his apartment. That's right, David Brodie was
Speaker 1: going to charge me, grace me with his presence and
Speaker 1: show up here. And and I really think that should
Speaker 1: be the next episode. Um, if possible. Why Why wasn't
Speaker 1: it this episode? I forgot? Did you listen to this podcast?
Speaker 1: I just said, it's because I got sick, because you're
Speaker 1: under the weather. I'm under the weather. I have I
Speaker 1: have a flu wish thing. It's not the fluids fluish
Speaker 1: m you know, so basically, uh, it's flu. It's it's
Speaker 1: the flu because you didn't because you didn't test for COVID,
Speaker 1: so I did. No, I did test for cord No,
Speaker 1: I'm not that person that says I tested to make
Speaker 1: sure it wasn't because I care about the people around me.
Speaker 1: That's my family would beat the crap out of me
Speaker 1: if I gave him COVID and didn't think about it.
Speaker 1: And I thank you David Brodie for not coming. We're
Speaker 1: here sick, all right, So we'll do it next We'll
Speaker 1: do it next week. Do it next week or the
Speaker 1: week after the weekend. We'll figure it out. Oh, my
Speaker 1: birthday is coming up. You can get me something. Okay, awesome. Now,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm not gonna be able to eat.
Speaker 1: I'm doing my d tot of people are very excited
Speaker 1: about first quarter of skiing. Yeah, I'm not so excited.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I hope it's not a big letdown.
Speaker 1: Gotta be honest, weight down because you're gonna lose a
Speaker 1: lot of weight. Yeah I know, but yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like I was on the struggle bus all year and
Speaker 1: this is gonna be what. I'm not going to mention
Speaker 1: any sponsors. I hope you'll be good and I'm trying
Speaker 1: to be good. Not in a few minutes. When you
Speaker 1: met with the doctor. What did he say about your
Speaker 1: carry condition and how because he let me just reset.
Speaker 1: Normally you meet with him and he says, okay, you're
Speaker 1: gonna lose whattty days. Yeah, something like that. Well he
Speaker 1: said to me, well, first of all, he compares my
Speaker 1: year over year charts. So he compared Jan one to
Speaker 1: Jan this year from to Jan one last year. And
Speaker 1: his first comment were, whoa, you did some damage this year.
Speaker 1: It was great starting off three at the same place
Speaker 1: you were at starting off like about eight pounds heavier.
Speaker 1: But that's because I did a lot of car bloating. Okay,
Speaker 1: so now that means that's eight pounds. There's eight pounds
Speaker 1: more than I will have to lose in order to
Speaker 1: get to where I was last year. At the end,
Speaker 1: I think, yes, I think Bear Whitney slices follow along.
Speaker 1: I think we may have the first the first appearance
Speaker 1: of fifth quarter scary. Here's over time. Well, no, I'm
Speaker 1: back on so I'm on the detox. But he did
Speaker 1: say this, He said, you know, if you want, it
Speaker 1: wouldn't hurt to uh, you know, get on the treadmill
Speaker 1: like every other day for like five minutes or so. Oh,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't hurt five minutes, hurt your ankles five minutes.
Speaker 1: So he actually wants me to introduce is exercise in
Speaker 1: all exercise in a diet in a diet plane that
Speaker 1: doesn't really allow the exercise because they don't want know
Speaker 1: you once pulled a muscle yawning, I did, I yawned
Speaker 1: wrong and I and I pulled a muscle. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I also I also had a little L L four
Speaker 1: L five disc problem in my back when oh, when
Speaker 1: you were trying to ask your own day, when we
Speaker 1: were at that Christmas party and I was wearing those
Speaker 1: hard hard sold shoes and I we were doing jump
Speaker 1: around and I jumped up, jumped up and fell down
Speaker 1: that time. So that was a problem. Yeah, this time
Speaker 1: a year end of the year, people are always making
Speaker 1: it like a year end list of people who died.
Speaker 1: The award shows come up, and and so a couple
Speaker 1: of times when we were on the cruise around you know,
Speaker 1: we went on the cruise with Christmas Eve, so last
Speaker 1: week of a bunch of celebrities died. But every time
Speaker 1: two celebrities died, I would hear people on the cruise
Speaker 1: or on the airplane or at the airport. Uh, even
Speaker 1: people I know would be like, one, who the third
Speaker 1: person is going to be? Who the third celebrities we've
Speaker 1: talked about this on this podcast we have, but it
Speaker 1: happened again because I forget who the two big deaths were, right,
Speaker 1: and Barbara Walters maybe somebody else doesn't matter for the
Speaker 1: sake of the story. But there was two big deaths
Speaker 1: and it wasn't a big So then like a couple
Speaker 1: of rappers died and my friend says, well, that doesn't
Speaker 1: count towards the three. Of course it does. This celebrity
Speaker 1: is just not to you exactly count. Like, so what
Speaker 1: happens is in our minds, we they don't die in threes.
Speaker 1: That's not a thing. Right. Of course, before we count
Speaker 1: to three, and we've talked about this nauseum on this podcast,
Speaker 1: we stop and then we count again, right, celebrities don't know? Like, oh,
Speaker 1: imagine like that was true, like two celebrities died. I
Speaker 1: love how this this really gets you. This is these
Speaker 1: I have. I have some pressing things, some really pressing
Speaker 1: issues coming up, and but you but for you, it's like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, everything's pressing, really but it sounds better now
Speaker 1: my new microphone. It really does. Okay, I like you
Speaker 1: new microphone. We tell you a quick break, all right,
Speaker 1: quick break, and I gotta tell you something. I need
Speaker 1: your opinion on something. Oh all rights. That is your reflex,
Speaker 1: by the way, to immediately disagree with anything I'd say,
Speaker 1: but mine and the writer on mine and the wrong.
Speaker 1: I heard a fantastic You know, I'm gonna pul up
Speaker 1: the lyrics because I can't play it. But I heard
Speaker 1: a fantastic song by um Groucho Marks, one of the
Speaker 1: Marks Brothers, one of the all time greatest comedians. Uh
Speaker 1: so let me see. Uh, what are you doing? I'm
Speaker 1: pulling up lyrics? Hold on? Okay, Yeah, so he did
Speaker 1: a song. You can't hear it unless I I played
Speaker 1: you guys can look it up ahead. It's called um
Speaker 1: I'm against it. So here the lyrics. I don't know
Speaker 1: what they have to say. It makes no difference anyway.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, I'm against, no matter who it is
Speaker 1: or who commenced it, I'm against it. Your proposition may
Speaker 1: be good, but let's get one thing understood. Whatever it is,
Speaker 1: I'm against it, And even when you've changed it or
Speaker 1: condensed it, I'm aga against it that I'm opposed to
Speaker 1: it on general principles, I'm opposed to it. Um. Anyway,
Speaker 1: there's a lot more to it, um, but it's it's
Speaker 1: a great song. Yeah, so me, oh oh, oh oh,
Speaker 1: remind me after you do your thing, something happened on
Speaker 1: television that if you did, if you saw it and
Speaker 1: didn't think of me, something's wrong. But before that, and
Speaker 1: before I even get into what, I don't want to say,
Speaker 1: this this public service announcement to the fucking troll who
Speaker 1: um made a name on on Instagram and pretend they're
Speaker 1: pretending they're me, but it's impossible for anyone to fall
Speaker 1: for it. Well, there's someone create an account. And then
Speaker 1: they started following all of my listeners. Um, oh, you
Speaker 1: have your own listeners. They started they started following my followers,
Speaker 1: all the all the women, and the really account is
Speaker 1: XO XO Underscore Scary Underscore Jones Underscore XO XL and
Speaker 1: with my pictures. Stole my picture. Nope, stole my picture.
Speaker 1: Well while you giving them out the address, well hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, well, because it's in the process of being
Speaker 1: taken down now. I complained to my heart, and my
Speaker 1: heart is complaining to Instagram Corporate. By the time you
Speaker 1: hear this, it will probably be removed. I'm hoping, but
Speaker 1: if not. Um, I want to just tell you that
Speaker 1: this person followed three hundred of my of of the
Speaker 1: women that follow me, and then the ladies, and then
Speaker 1: it was brought to my attention. This was the d
Speaker 1: M they sent to them. Everyone. Hello, pretty, I'm Scary
Speaker 1: Jones by me. How are you doing today? I was
Speaker 1: glancing through profiles when I saw your profile, so pretty,
Speaker 1: I must confess, you've got a nice smile, smiley face.
Speaker 1: I'm looking for a sugar baby to take care of
Speaker 1: her needs, pay her bills and spoil with five of
Speaker 1: thousand dollars weekly. I am. I am a man of
Speaker 1: my words. Get back to me if interested. And then
Speaker 1: they leave a what's app number from area code three
Speaker 1: or five. And of course, as you know that that's
Speaker 1: a scamboni that could be connected to anything, it's what's app,
Speaker 1: so you you know it's not legit. How funny is that?
Speaker 1: First of all, that's something first of all awful grammar.
Speaker 1: That who's gonna right, Because first of all, these people
Speaker 1: follow me, so they're gonna think they're getting a message
Speaker 1: from me. In their d M s, and I would
Speaker 1: start by saying, hello, pretty, I'm Scary Jones by name,
Speaker 1: by name, I'm Scary Jones by name, who says that
Speaker 1: naughty by nature? Not because I hate you, not because
Speaker 1: I hate you. I'm looking for a sugar baby. So
Speaker 1: I'm actually soliciting my listeners and I'm gonna spoil them
Speaker 1: with five thousand dollars in cash weekly. Oh my god. Anyway,
Speaker 1: this is in the process of being taken down and
Speaker 1: dealt with. But if you happen in the meantime to
Speaker 1: see the profile of if they they d M, you
Speaker 1: ignore it. It's fucking bogus. And uh, I'm just happy
Speaker 1: to search for Scary Jones because I didn't remember what
Speaker 1: you said because it went by it was XO XO
Speaker 1: underscore it may already be gone. Well I just found
Speaker 1: Jones scary uh three following two followers, and the profile
Speaker 1: says I like having fun. It doesn't. I'll say this,
Speaker 1: you know, do you know they could do what they
Speaker 1: want because we have my heart and we have the
Speaker 1: muscle of Instagram Corporate behind us, So no, they will.
Speaker 1: They will take it down in a second, so I'm
Speaker 1: not too concerned. About it. I just thought it was
Speaker 1: kind of funny. Now really quickly, you're driving your car.
Speaker 1: What do you own, Brodie Brody? What kind of car
Speaker 1: you know? I have a Dodge Charge Dodge Charger, great car,
Speaker 1: right like you pulled you over one. You wouldn't want
Speaker 1: that car to get wrecked in any way? Right? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. But I should buy a product from you
Speaker 1: to make sure. No no, no, no, no, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we'll stop there, and now let me tell you my scenario,
Speaker 1: and you tell me what you would have done. I'm
Speaker 1: driving home down Seventh Avenue and I have Gandhi and
Speaker 1: Sam from our show in the car, and we're just
Speaker 1: driving along and all of a sudden, Gandhi looks out
Speaker 1: the window and says, look at that Look at that
Speaker 1: guy he's throwing He just threw it a can at
Speaker 1: the floor as he's walking away. That he's littering, and
Speaker 1: you know, and I'm all here comes Gandhi. The social
Speaker 1: justice police has to say something like, oh, you you
Speaker 1: in society, you're doing something wrong. So I'm about, no,
Speaker 1: you don't. She was yes, I want to fucking yell
Speaker 1: at him right now. So I'm like, no, you don't,
Speaker 1: So I put the child the child proof locks and
Speaker 1: I kept the windows locked. There was no fucking way
Speaker 1: because we were at the red light. So, David Brody,
Speaker 1: you're a guy. What do you think would have fucking
Speaker 1: happened had she mouthed off at this lunatic and he
Speaker 1: looked the rain? Okay? How far away was the lunatic
Speaker 1: from your car? Maybe about thirty matter striking distance. I
Speaker 1: was at a red light. I was stuck in a
Speaker 1: red light. Wait until the light changes. The problem is
Speaker 1: was it during rush hour where the next light would
Speaker 1: be traffic? Also? Yes? Oh, because then they can catch
Speaker 1: up to you. Yes, Oh, I would put the locks
Speaker 1: on that. Don't get me wrong. I would like to
Speaker 1: yell at that person. So would I. But I know better.
Speaker 1: First of all, it's me and two girls in the car.
Speaker 1: So if she mounds off to him, what's he gonna do?
Speaker 1: He's one of those women in the car. Your sugar baby,
Speaker 1: one of my sugar babies. Her name was Sam. Her
Speaker 1: name is Sam by name, Her name is Sam by
Speaker 1: name by name. You know, I was searching through her profile.
Speaker 1: This dude is kind of come to me, even though,
Speaker 1: because that's how it goes down. Women get into a
Speaker 1: fight with a dude somewhere and there with a dude,
Speaker 1: the dude is the one that's taken the lumps. But
Speaker 1: they're with They're not gonna A guy's not gonna go
Speaker 1: are you with the girl? He's gonna go with you.
Speaker 1: He's gonna hit you and then tell you to keep
Speaker 1: you a woman in mind as if it's your way
Speaker 1: to my place to do that, or even before that,
Speaker 1: what you gonna do. He's gonna fucking throw something in
Speaker 1: my fucking car. Yeah. Now, if it's your girlfriend, it's
Speaker 1: my property. It's my car, No way, I want no
Speaker 1: part of this. But if it's your girlfriend, then you
Speaker 1: can go, well, it's my girlfriend. I gotta put up
Speaker 1: with her doing that whatever. But Gandhi and Sam, they're
Speaker 1: not your responsibility. They're playing with house money at that point.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what your car in your face. So as
Speaker 1: long as I know that I'm scary, you're not out
Speaker 1: running the guy. Yeah, so we kept driving. Thank God
Speaker 1: for my childproof locks. But she was gonna let this
Speaker 1: guy have it. She was gonna sce screen out the window.
Speaker 1: By the way, as a grown man with no kids,
Speaker 1: I feel uncomfortable hearing you say you have childproof locks
Speaker 1: in your car. They come with you, come standard, they
Speaker 1: standard with them. I feel like that's a law and
Speaker 1: order thing. I got to see that on an episode
Speaker 1: Rip from the Headlines or Matt lower thing. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the childproof lock on his all the store. Was that
Speaker 1: a true story? Who knows allegedly in a magnetic lock
Speaker 1: or something that he pushed a button under his desk
Speaker 1: so he couldn't so so people couldn't get out. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that well, that's just it. He would lock the door.
Speaker 1: I think it was used for for people coming in,
Speaker 1: to be quite honest. But okay, the lawsuit was people
Speaker 1: saying he used it to No, you don't know anyway anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, I'm done with that. I'm done with
Speaker 1: that out of there. I would have hit the locks, absolutely, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you would have. Okay, good, could hit the locks. Or
Speaker 1: I would have used my two fingers to pull the
Speaker 1: window buttons up so that the windows have to stay up.
Speaker 1: Were they mad at you for locker? No, Sam didn't
Speaker 1: say anything, but but Gandhi was like, man, I can't
Speaker 1: believe you you let him get away with that. I
Speaker 1: would have totally like, you know, she understood. I guess
Speaker 1: she understood as I explained it to her as we
Speaker 1: kept driving. But but yeah, I'm not. I'm not. The
Speaker 1: mood is a much more I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: person than I or I am or you. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen her. She's she's in real life social media.
Speaker 1: She don't give a ship. I love that. I do
Speaker 1: love that quality about that about her and I I
Speaker 1: normally don't give a ship unless I can get my
Speaker 1: ass kicked in this case, right that that's when I
Speaker 1: you know, I I would yell out, hold on, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna find out who you are on Twitter and then
Speaker 1: tweet at you with your backup account so that you
Speaker 1: don't know who I am. Yeah, that's who I am.
Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of who I am, uh, it's
Speaker 1: a long way to go. But did you watch the
Speaker 1: Golden Globes? No, I have no interest in it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So uh. You know, at the end of the year,
Speaker 1: everybody puts out the best TV shows of the year,
Speaker 1: best movies of the year, the worst movies of the year.
Speaker 1: So I put out a list on on Facebook on
Speaker 1: my Facebook page of my favorite TV shows of the year,
Speaker 1: my favorite and I wanted to point out something to
Speaker 1: the to the slices. Um, I'm gonna read just a
Speaker 1: couple of my favorite TV shows that that aired this
Speaker 1: year or stream this year, or that I watched this year,
Speaker 1: may have streamed of your will go so here my
Speaker 1: favorite Scary and then we'll get to yours in a minute.
Speaker 1: The Boys season three, The Bear That Bear was Fantastic,
Speaker 1: Peacemaker and or Boba Fette, but only the Mandalorian episodes,
Speaker 1: Stranger Things season four, Reacher Walking Dead on the Murders
Speaker 1: in the Building, Moon Night, White Loadus season one and two,
Speaker 1: although I did like season two better than one. Uh
Speaker 1: the uh what we Do in the Shadows season one?
Speaker 1: I just started watching it. The After Party, very very
Speaker 1: fun mystery show. And Dexter new Blood which was the
Speaker 1: end of December beginning January overlaps. So those are my
Speaker 1: favorite shows. So I wanted to give that list out now,
Speaker 1: Scary for for balance of time and fairness, go ahead
Speaker 1: and give your favorite TV shows of the year. I
Speaker 1: don't have any, because you know, I don't watch TV.
Speaker 1: I watched Saturday Night Live, I watched I watched live Sports.
Speaker 1: I'll check out, you know, family guy, I'll watch reruns
Speaker 1: of Ship on Me TV. I love that ship from
Speaker 1: the old school boys getting on a pop culture morning show.
Speaker 1: But no, I actually I saw White Lotus. I saw
Speaker 1: a little bit of White Lotus season at the one
Speaker 1: with Christopher Multa Santi season two, season season two. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I know, and I know that what happened in
Speaker 1: season one, the big craziness that happened in that episode.
Speaker 1: But what I can't believe that he did that anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: um uh, here's the thing. Do you have no favorite
Speaker 1: TV shows? By the way, I left out all the
Speaker 1: late night talk shows because I was a really in fact,
Speaker 1: but that was what I was going to continue on with. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's fallon. I watched, I watched news, I watched things
Speaker 1: set in reality I don't watch and I watch. I
Speaker 1: watched biopics or things that are based like off of
Speaker 1: you know, they get history and knowledge in pop culture
Speaker 1: that way, not not drama, fiction or you know whatever.
Speaker 1: I mean. If there's a good comedy, yeah I'm in.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't really have you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I've been pretty honest about that. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: tend to watch a little My favorite non Marvel superhero
Speaker 1: movie of the year was Everything Everywhere, All at Once.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable movie. If you haven't heard of it, you're like,
Speaker 1: what Everything Everywhere All at Once was my favorite non
Speaker 1: Marvel movie of the year. Scary. What was your favorite
Speaker 1: movie this year? I don't know if uh year? Well, okay, well, no,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. But if we're going back
Speaker 1: to TV, I did see Inventing Anna. Okay, does that count?
Speaker 1: That was not last year? Was it? It was last year?
Speaker 1: I mean I'm a little late. It's Netflix. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was last year, but either way, I think
Speaker 1: it was this year actually, but anyway, that's not even neither.
Speaker 1: Hear there. I don't think I didn't go to the
Speaker 1: movies this year, if you're asking, and I didn't see it,
Speaker 1: so then I didn't see a current film because I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna sit through one at my own house. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm not doing one of the things. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm out of a Dell getting dial on my uh
Speaker 1: matza ba soup. Yeah, well, there was a there was
Speaker 1: a I don't want to give too much away, but
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give it. Don't give a David Broke
Speaker 1: doesn't spoil. However, you go out in nicole, don't refrigerate
Speaker 1: me for days. I don't spoil White Lotus season two.
Speaker 1: If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen it, when you do see it,
Speaker 1: you'll definitely know what I'm talking about. There's a character
Speaker 1: in the movie This is Not Getting any Way. He's
Speaker 1: recently married to a beautiful actress, Alessandro Dallas. I forget
Speaker 1: her name, Della Sarrio. You know she's beautiful either way. Um,
Speaker 1: something happens where he doesn't this. No, this is season one,
Speaker 1: season one, but you should have seen season one. Um,
Speaker 1: and I just watched both seasons. So in season one,
Speaker 1: they're recently married. They go on this trip to the
Speaker 1: White Lotus hotel, and he doesn't get something he should
Speaker 1: have gotten. Okay, he spends the whole episode instead of
Speaker 1: having sex with his unbelievably beautiful new wife. He obsesses
Speaker 1: about getting free dessert. That's all he wants. It's free dessert.
Speaker 1: So that's all I'm gonna say. That's even rody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's look, it's me magnified times a thousand, because listen
Speaker 1: to me, it's done, you right, Now, I was on
Speaker 1: a cruise of my wife, and if anything could happened
Speaker 1: on the cruise, I would not have lost the entire
Speaker 1: cruise trying to get free dessert. And I have been
Speaker 1: with my way right. But people should have thought. People
Speaker 1: should have thought of you in that mon should have
Speaker 1: been like, oh my god, that's David. But and the
Speaker 1: other difference is, well he wasn't as good at it
Speaker 1: as I am. Wow, because I got a little I
Speaker 1: gotta score me on the couch going oh my god.
Speaker 1: This guy's this guy has not read in my book,
Speaker 1: but he's he's he's definitely read the intro. Hey, you
Speaker 1: had mentioned before about me selling my microphone, and I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable with that. Necessarily, you don't want
Speaker 1: to get your give your DNA to the slices. No,
Speaker 1: you're spittle. You don't what spittle. No, but you are
Speaker 1: selling your old roadcaster. And I'm very upset with you
Speaker 1: because you give me everything to sell. Everything you've wanted
Speaker 1: to sell except your scooters got swindled on. You've given
Speaker 1: to me a blender, all the stuff you got, and
Speaker 1: I said, oh, I'll sell your road cast for you
Speaker 1: because I'm sitting around doing nothing really as far as like,
Speaker 1: you know, eight hours a day. I was like, I'll
Speaker 1: sell it for you, hook you up. You're like, nah,
Speaker 1: I gat my buddy Will He's gonna sell for me.
Speaker 1: So that pissed me off. And plot twist what uh
Speaker 1: Will hasn't Will has enacted on it, right, So I'm
Speaker 1: taking it back from him. And he hasn't done anything.
Speaker 1: You told me he hadn't sold yet. Yeah, no, he
Speaker 1: hasn't sold. He hasn't done anything. So, uh he's got
Speaker 1: he doesn't have the time. So what made you think
Speaker 1: he had the time. In retrospect, I would actually like
Speaker 1: you to sell my roadcaster. What percentage am I getting?
Speaker 1: Now that you've slighted me? Come on, ye I sold
Speaker 1: draw the ship for nothing. I didn't ask anything out
Speaker 1: of you, and I'll cut you in how much you want?
Speaker 1: What percent? What do you want? Let me think you're
Speaker 1: thinking Scary Jones makes Scary Jones money. I gotta think
Speaker 1: now big time. The broadcast, the original the original piece
Speaker 1: of equipment was like two point six million dollars. I
Speaker 1: gotta figure, like, you know, okay, I'll give you ten,
Speaker 1: I'll give you fifteen. Sixteen is a lucky number for Jews. Alright,
Speaker 1: eighteen it is. I'll give you eight bogging jump all right,
Speaker 1: and then I love the ship to sell to what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my apartment is too small to hold everything. The club
Speaker 1: can't even handle me right now. My apartment can't handle
Speaker 1: all this stuff that's in it. So I'm gonna We're
Speaker 1: gonna go through. So I got sneakers to sell. I
Speaker 1: got all kinds of things anyway. Um uh, you know
Speaker 1: George Collin said, because people say they want everything, but
Speaker 1: where would you keep it? Where would you keep it?
Speaker 1: Other way? I didn't. I didn't say thank you, Flo Rida.
Speaker 1: I should have. You should have. Right there, you heard
Speaker 1: about ron Zoni and what's going on with that right
Speaker 1: bald head, bald bald bald free Granti ron Zoni, the
Speaker 1: the pasta making companies. Oh sorry, sorry, they're disc they're
Speaker 1: discontinuing Postina, P A S T I N A. Looking
Speaker 1: up the star shaped little mini pastas now, yeah, I
Speaker 1: just typed in ron Zoni and the first thing Auto
Speaker 1: completed was pastina. So uh and this is this is real.
Speaker 1: You can check Snopes, check all the go to Ronzoni's
Speaker 1: own site. Um and there was a big out outcry
Speaker 1: and uproar or outroar. I was about to say, uh
Speaker 1: that that it's going away because it was such a
Speaker 1: large part of people's childhoods uh anymore, Well that's exactly
Speaker 1: the problem. They came back and said, yeah, I have
Speaker 1: to further review insufficient sales. Sorry, well it's going away.
Speaker 1: So there's been a run on Ronzoni postina. If you
Speaker 1: could find it, it's going for like thirty dollars a
Speaker 1: box on eBay. Even more. Um our own Scotty b
Speaker 1: was lucky enough to find a fucking palettive it at
Speaker 1: like shop Rite somewhere. He's like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: hit the mother load and they put out all this pastina.
Speaker 1: He grabbed about twelve boxes, so he's got twelve boxes on.
Speaker 1: It's hard to find now that it was specifically speaking
Speaker 1: about the Ronzoni variety. I know other companies make it,
Speaker 1: Barilla and a few others. We're talking. Ronzoni is a
Speaker 1: tried and true original. Now, if you didn't grow up
Speaker 1: in I don't know, Brooklyn in the northeast, or maybe
Speaker 1: you did back in the day when you were a
Speaker 1: kid and you were sick. Even if you weren't sick.
Speaker 1: You would have pastina with butter or pastina with a
Speaker 1: little egg. Might they would make put a little egg
Speaker 1: in it and like a drop. Sup. I see I
Speaker 1: had similar but I was smarter than you. I had alphabets,
Speaker 1: Ronzoni alphabets because I R D makes it. I was
Speaker 1: eating and no, but that's reading the regular pasta. You
Speaker 1: put sauce. Yes, not a cannib it alphabet alphabet alpha, spaghettios. No,
Speaker 1: Ronzoni alphabets alphabet one. Okay, it was little letters. I
Speaker 1: would like make the words in the sauce, would have
Speaker 1: it added to chicken soup. The Jews were like, you know,
Speaker 1: on a different train track. We were still in the
Speaker 1: because you were trying to be educated, trying to educate
Speaker 1: you at the same time as you're feeding you. That's right.
Speaker 1: Was smart, well, my family was smart, but you know
Speaker 1: this was a big part of childhood. So now this
Speaker 1: this postin is going away anyway. The point is if
Speaker 1: you could find some picks them up and then maybe
Speaker 1: three months down the road you may turn a huge profit.
Speaker 1: You're welcome if you could find it. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: the Chaco taco was going away, and then people went
Speaker 1: ballistic and then they bringing it back. Yes, yes, so
Speaker 1: that's why I think this could be all just a
Speaker 1: marketing employ by Ron Zony, And that's what I think
Speaker 1: it could be. I mean, it's January right now. I
Speaker 1: don't know. When you're listening to this podcast, you'll already
Speaker 1: have the answer. I'm listening to it right now. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: if you're listening to it in the present tense, we
Speaker 1: don't know what's gonna happen. But I do think that
Speaker 1: maybe they have a trick up their sleep. Why would
Speaker 1: they just discontinue it? I don't know that well, for
Speaker 1: whatever reason? Uh oh oh oh, speaking of discontinuing things. Yes,
Speaker 1: when we play sound later, I've got some more must
Speaker 1: have items that could be going away at any minute,
Speaker 1: breaking news, breaking news soon coming soon, but not now,
Speaker 1: coming yeah, but not now, not now. Hey, if you
Speaker 1: got a promotion, you're selling a commercial promotion. If you've
Speaker 1: got a promotion, and I can't even reveal what this
Speaker 1: person is. This person, this person I'm friends with, celebrated
Speaker 1: twenty years at their job. And so the manager of
Speaker 1: this person said, hey, it's twenty years, why don't we
Speaker 1: all celebrate the whole team and we'll go out for
Speaker 1: twenty years a twenty year dinner. Okay, So I'm laughing
Speaker 1: thigging about it because I can't believe it really happened.
Speaker 1: So so the person was like, all right, what do
Speaker 1: you want to do? It? All right, they make a
Speaker 1: whole big day of the calendar. They make a reservation
Speaker 1: and staurant and about ten people from the team and
Speaker 1: the manager take the team member who celebrating twenty anniversary
Speaker 1: with the company out for their anniversary dinner, dinner, appetizer, dinner, dessert.
Speaker 1: The bill comes, The bill comes, and the manager takes it,
Speaker 1: and everybody starts pulling out credit cards, and as a courtesy,
Speaker 1: the twenty anniversary person also pulls out their credit card,
Speaker 1: and the manager collects all the credit cards, including the
Speaker 1: person who's twenty anniversary. It was wait a minute, maybe
Speaker 1: the manager didn't realize. No, they realized it. You want
Speaker 1: to talk about a set of brass balls. Oh that's terrible,
Speaker 1: it's awful. Hey, I'm gonna invite everyone. Hey, here's an idea.
Speaker 1: Let's all incurrent an unnecessary cost and go out to
Speaker 1: dinner for your twentieth anniversary and you'll have to pay
Speaker 1: for it. We're just going so well. I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess they made made good. They said we'll take you out,
Speaker 1: meaning yeah, let's all go out, but let's all go
Speaker 1: I see. I think that's where the the syntax is
Speaker 1: a little because because let's all go out for your
Speaker 1: twentie means we all celebrate, but we all pay even
Speaker 1: we all pay evenly. But I'm taking you out is different.
Speaker 1: But let's all go out. Let's all go out and
Speaker 1: celebrate the moment. But that doesn't mean you get a
Speaker 1: free ride. That's what That's what I guess this manager
Speaker 1: interpreted it as how else would you take you? You're
Speaker 1: saying that this person said they were gonna take alluded
Speaker 1: to the fact they were taking this person out for
Speaker 1: the twenty year thing. But because the person paid and
Speaker 1: the manager didn't pay for them, right, right, they technically
Speaker 1: didn't get their anniversary lunch dinner. Yes, they didn't get
Speaker 1: it done, they didn't get it down. They they paid,
Speaker 1: They paid for their so they paid for the any
Speaker 1: ath anniversary dinner, right, and so it doesn't really count
Speaker 1: because the manager didn't pay for the dinner. I see
Speaker 1: where you're going with this. This is not the same.
Speaker 1: This is not the same as the steak dinner no way. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you didn't pay for steak dinner. No yeah, same thing.
Speaker 1: You're you're just as obsessed. Not you walked right into it.
Speaker 1: Let you right in come into the web. Mr to Fly.
Speaker 1: By the way, is this really too forty two? I
Speaker 1: think we funked up the name of the EPISODEE. I
Speaker 1: think it's two. I dont think people have been screaming
Speaker 1: this whole time. That would be pretty desperate. How do
Speaker 1: we check? I gotta check this right now. I'm just
Speaker 1: not gonna right now. Hold on, I'm opening up. I
Speaker 1: just believed you. This is oh scary, it's two forty two.
Speaker 1: It is too forty two? All right, so we're right, okay, good? Anyway,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, fucking steak dinner? Yes? And
Speaker 1: and and how do you feel? And how how would
Speaker 1: you get around this if it was your twentieth anniversary? Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, you know, I wouldn't have pulled my
Speaker 1: credit card out. That's well, that's the mistake Number one.
Speaker 1: The person should have just sat there. Somebody should have said,
Speaker 1: don't be like whoever sat next to them the card
Speaker 1: from them. But it was everyone passing the cards down
Speaker 1: to the right, the person passing directly to the to
Speaker 1: the person the manager guy who said let's all go out.
Speaker 1: This person took out their credit card and said, here
Speaker 1: you here's Mike credit card. Well that's on It's on
Speaker 1: both of them then, just because because okay, we gotta
Speaker 1: you gotta do that. Well, you gotta do the fake
Speaker 1: reach right, No, no, no, if you think you're being
Speaker 1: taken off of your birthday, your anniversary, you work anversary, whatever,
Speaker 1: Now get this. What if you don't pull the card
Speaker 1: out and the manager says, we'll just we'll just say Mike,
Speaker 1: but Mike later. Yeah, you want to get the card,
Speaker 1: you know, like if the manager asks you specifically, but
Speaker 1: even once you take the card then and it is wrong,
Speaker 1: but you can't bring put the card out. You can
Speaker 1: play dumb with that. And if everybody, what does this
Speaker 1: cost everybody? How many people went out to lunch? Ten?
Speaker 1: If ten people go out and pick up the tab,
Speaker 1: let's say it was everybody is a hundred thousand dollars, right,
Speaker 1: that's a hundred dollars each. But now it's nine hundred.
Speaker 1: Now it's nine hundred. Now it's divide by nine right now,
Speaker 1: it's a hundred and eleven roughly. So if you don't
Speaker 1: if you're not going to pick up eleven bucks for
Speaker 1: the party for the anniversary, call worker, you're a ship
Speaker 1: eleven bucks. That's that's you know, that's a bit much. Well,
Speaker 1: even I would chip in the eleven Come on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just found it funny. But that's pretty sure. It's
Speaker 1: a pretty shitty thing. I'd i'd be looking for another job,
Speaker 1: like I I how cheap as you? Yeah? I uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've had some pretty cheap bosses prior
Speaker 1: to me being in radio, I have to say, But
Speaker 1: that's that sounds like when when did I tell the story?
Speaker 1: I said who it was? Right? It was Kid Kelly.
Speaker 1: I told the Kid Kelly story, right, Kid Kelly. Uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he did, did you? Oh? Maybe
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say that. Well, I told the story sometime
Speaker 1: and tords you before you one episodes and figure out
Speaker 1: always what was Kid Kelly? Figure out which nameless dinner
Speaker 1: or lunch story Brodie told? And it was Yeah, the
Speaker 1: answer is Kid Kelly. And by the way, there can
Speaker 1: be a Kid Kelly in every city in America because
Speaker 1: you know, hashtag not his real name exactly as as
Speaker 1: you pointed out in Radio Kid not not their real name,
Speaker 1: not their real name, Kelly. Alright, break here, I guess yeah,
Speaker 1: why not? We'll be right back. Is the poast. Before
Speaker 1: the break, we were talking about cheap bosses, right, and
Speaker 1: I was making a joke on you know, I don't
Speaker 1: have a boss right now because I'm not working. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna pull back to curtain a little
Speaker 1: bit just to see what's out there I have signed
Speaker 1: up for. I got the download of the LinkedIn app
Speaker 1: and indeed app and LinkedIn how by the way working,
Speaker 1: I was on LinkedIn like years ago when it when
Speaker 1: it came out, Yeah you haven't why why well, I'm
Speaker 1: on LinkedIn now. But I wasn't on LinkedIn before because
Speaker 1: everyone was always me and I was. I felt like
Speaker 1: it was one of those remember when you were on
Speaker 1: Facebook like ten years ago, and people would have to
Speaker 1: like when you played a game online, it would say
Speaker 1: send us to five people, you had to send it
Speaker 1: to me people you didn't like. I had to have
Speaker 1: this one girl. I told her to stop doing it
Speaker 1: or I would block her because she every day like
Speaker 1: she played a game and I was one of the people. Like,
Speaker 1: you clearly don't like me because you're picking me to
Speaker 1: be one of the five people. I don't want to
Speaker 1: play Farmland or whatever. The hell. It was like, oh,
Speaker 1: we'll just call her Mary, not Mary, but Mary is
Speaker 1: inviting you to play Jewel Bedazzled game or whatever like
Speaker 1: funck her. It's like, stop picking me. I know you're
Speaker 1: doing that. You don't want to put the people you like.
Speaker 1: You don't want to piss them off. You're like, well,
Speaker 1: i gotta pick five people from my friends list, so
Speaker 1: I'll just pick five randos. I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be your rando. So unfollowed her,
Speaker 1: right were unfriended her, and then like years later she
Speaker 1: she tried to friend me again, Like that, honey, we
Speaker 1: weren't that good friends in high school anyway to begin with, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, so you didn't accept the request. No,
Speaker 1: but anyway, So Lincoln was one of those things to
Speaker 1: be like so and so on. Don't she been on LinkedIn?
Speaker 1: I don't need to be on LinkedIn. I got a job. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, it's funny, had things change. Don't have a
Speaker 1: job right now, and I'm exploring a lot of things,
Speaker 1: and I got a lot going on. In fact, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you a story about a song in a minute,
Speaker 1: um that I that I put together. So yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: see what happens with I was interesting story. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you they're not a sponsor, but what happens
Speaker 1: is one of the not LinkedIn, but one of those
Speaker 1: other two companies. But we'll just say it's either Zip
Speaker 1: Recruiter or Indeed that are like the biggest two of
Speaker 1: the bigger names in job searching. They send you emails. Right,
Speaker 1: you put in your resume and you put in like
Speaker 1: the things you're interested in, you know, comedy, writing, radio, whatever,
Speaker 1: and they send you suggested jobs. Right, oh great, okay,
Speaker 1: this is great. I'll sign up for that. So I
Speaker 1: put on my resume, I check off boxes, I do
Speaker 1: a survey whatever the each app tells you to do. Well,
Speaker 1: one of them send you an email and it has
Speaker 1: like six jobs and it says, according to our search
Speaker 1: results based on your profile, we think these jobs are
Speaker 1: perfect fits or very good fits. Like they'll tell you
Speaker 1: what and then there's like a and it says, tell
Speaker 1: us how we did, and it's like a smiley face
Speaker 1: and a sad face and you have to like click
Speaker 1: on which one and then rate the job whether you
Speaker 1: liked it didn't like it. Right, So let me tell
Speaker 1: you what I got. Today's what today? We recording us
Speaker 1: on Thursday on Tuesday, keeping mind, you know what I did.
Speaker 1: You know that before I was in radio, I managed restaurants.
Speaker 1: I was in retail and things. That's a long time ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah you yeah, you you were. I did. I worked
Speaker 1: for a living jackass of all trades I was. Yes,
Speaker 1: I worked. I burned my hands, I cut my fingers,
Speaker 1: I did all that. I lifted things anyway, So based
Speaker 1: on that, you know, my resume is up there, and
Speaker 1: I think one of the sites I left all that
Speaker 1: out and one of the sites I left it in
Speaker 1: because I have a lot of management experience, a lot
Speaker 1: of hiring and training, and you never know where that's
Speaker 1: gonna You know, someone wants you to run a radio
Speaker 1: show whatever they want to see you have a history
Speaker 1: or whatever. Radio. But getting up, I sleep late every day.
Speaker 1: It's fantastic anyway. So these are the two jobs that
Speaker 1: came through for me. And you see if if I'm qualified, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you the name of the job.
Speaker 1: Job description. Teach a couple of groups of ten to
Speaker 1: fifteen teenage boys, make them give out their energy. Hi kwondo,
Speaker 1: krav magaw caporia. I don't care if I'm saying that
Speaker 1: wrong or any other martial art with a belt system
Speaker 1: that is exciting and fun. That's right, provmaga instructor, krav
Speaker 1: magag probagaga ka. What then is that When I first
Speaker 1: saw it, it it looked like kraftmaga and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I thought it was like, you know what it was.
Speaker 1: This sounds like it sounds like the job for you. No, no,
Speaker 1: because I have to choose now. He's another one. Teach.
Speaker 1: Teach job description, Teach when and where you want, tell
Speaker 1: us your availability and preferred courts, and we'll fill the
Speaker 1: holes in your teaching schedule. I thought, I like that
Speaker 1: in a law thing, right, Like sounds like an adjunct
Speaker 1: professor at a college. That doesn't make sense. We invest
Speaker 1: in advertising dollars each year to bring you new students. Huh.
Speaker 1: You decide what you make, set your own hourly rate.
Speaker 1: Get out. We are looking for full time and part
Speaker 1: time tennis coaches. Ah uh Craft McGrath for a thousand hours.
Speaker 1: No way, these are a sampling us. I have not
Speaker 1: even looked at today's email to see what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'll pop up. Let me hold off a second here.
Speaker 1: Even though it said tennis, that was the punch line.
Speaker 1: I think you would make a great adjunct professor in
Speaker 1: a college because you are appreciate that because you're a
Speaker 1: degree though, No, do you though? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think so. If not, if it's a specialty. Oh,
Speaker 1: here's a job from the same company, architectural photograph a photographer,
Speaker 1: architectural photographer. That sounds like me, teaching artist. Bring your
Speaker 1: talents as an artist to the classroom. M hmm, okay,
Speaker 1: that's creative company that has my information and it's sending
Speaker 1: me these. Oh here a guitar teacher. Another one. They
Speaker 1: think I'm a guitar player. It's a great Where are
Speaker 1: they getting a game designer? Where are they getting their
Speaker 1: matches from? Like? How are they coming up with the
Speaker 1: photography instructor? I don't know. This is what they're wasting
Speaker 1: my time wasting. I think they're just throwing it at
Speaker 1: the wall. Everything. Teacher of dance, Newark Board of Education. Uh,
Speaker 1: the salaries not awful. Uh, Board of Education and the
Speaker 1: address where to apply. I think they use plaster this
Speaker 1: across to everybody. I don't think that they really they
Speaker 1: siphon it out and then I don't think that they
Speaker 1: customize it for each person, like, Oh, they absolutely do,
Speaker 1: They absolutely do. These are things that I don't know
Speaker 1: where they got a guitar instructor from. Are you satisfied
Speaker 1: with these job opportunities? No, I'm not. I'm not. This
Speaker 1: is not you know this. By the way, I have
Speaker 1: a spam email account all this ship goes to, so
Speaker 1: I just have to pull it up. But this is
Speaker 1: the kind of crap that you know. Listen. Um, they're
Speaker 1: not a sponsor this podcast, and I know that previously.
Speaker 1: I have worked on radio shows where some of these
Speaker 1: companies have been sponsors. I have no loyalty. I have
Speaker 1: no reason why I can't bad mouth them unless they're hiring.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe ITIP recruiter would like to hire me as
Speaker 1: a videographer for their company, or a or a or
Speaker 1: a technical photographer. Yeah, what about Oh here's one. This
Speaker 1: is I swear to god, I got this. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: open it up right now. I'm gonna click on the
Speaker 1: link and I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna read
Speaker 1: it right here live. This is sent to me personally.
Speaker 1: It says, we found a position we think is perfect
Speaker 1: for you. Responsible for ensuring a positive member experience. Coaches
Speaker 1: are responsible for delivering great members service, private training and achievements.
Speaker 1: Supplement revenue coaches are responsible for the successful attainment of
Speaker 1: revenue goals pertaining to private training and supplements. So my
Speaker 1: job is to train people and get them to buy supplements.
Speaker 1: This position requires a minimum of one day on the weekend,
Speaker 1: so I have to give it my weekends now, and
Speaker 1: it's to work at a UFC jim as a boxing coach.
Speaker 1: That's so you, David Brodie. Nothing I want to do
Speaker 1: more than kick people in the teeth and teach other
Speaker 1: people how to do it and then get them to
Speaker 1: buy supplements. You're a sales part It's a sales job too,
Speaker 1: because I'm I'm the picture of health and fitness. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Resume twenty four years a comedy, writer
Speaker 1: of prank, phone caller, morning show, executive producer, internship program,
Speaker 1: hiring training. They're plastering this across the board. You this
Speaker 1: job is for you and five thousands of the people
Speaker 1: that we sent it to. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: When these companies advertise on the radio, they're advertising for
Speaker 1: the companies, right They're saying to the gym, we're gonna
Speaker 1: put this out there and get you applicants. I can't
Speaker 1: verify whether or not they're good at that. I can
Speaker 1: only tell you as the person looking just to see
Speaker 1: what's out there. It's fucking hilarious that they want me
Speaker 1: to be. Now, how do I choose scary? So we
Speaker 1: put up a poll on Twitter. Do I want to
Speaker 1: be a boxing instructor at a UFC Gymnis I want
Speaker 1: to teach Cravaga? You're going for tennis? Tennis? I'm going
Speaker 1: for this. I think I could just see the guys
Speaker 1: on Twitter, all of our slices. Hey, you know, Brodie
Speaker 1: left the Morning show. What is he doing now? He's
Speaker 1: teaching tennis during the week and on the weekend he's
Speaker 1: teaching Crawford. You know, did you ever think about maybe
Speaker 1: linking up with a head hunter or something or someone
Speaker 1: that could that would place you somewhere. That's a funny story.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a funny story that I don't know
Speaker 1: if I discussed this but I went to, uh, like
Speaker 1: a group meeting, you know, like you'd go like to
Speaker 1: a baseball convention or Dungeons and Dragons club. I went
Speaker 1: to a meeting of people in the tech broadcasting world
Speaker 1: and I met a guy who was a tech broadcasting
Speaker 1: head hunter. Really nice guy. We hit it off. We
Speaker 1: had a great time, and a lot of people who
Speaker 1: I went there were like, hey, if you need any
Speaker 1: help with anything, you need whatever. They like. I made
Speaker 1: a lot of friends. I'm a personal person. People love
Speaker 1: me screen. So one guy was like, hey, if you
Speaker 1: haven't anything, let me know. So everybody hooked up with
Speaker 1: everybody else on LinkedIn connections when everybody gained email addresses.
Speaker 1: So this guy reaches out to me and he says, hey,
Speaker 1: if you haven't need anything, let me know. You know.
Speaker 1: So I said, well, I'm really not looking for work
Speaker 1: at the moment, but you know, down the road, keep
Speaker 1: me in mind. If you know, a few months from now,
Speaker 1: something comes along you think you'd be appropriate. Uh, you're
Speaker 1: a head hunter, head hunt me, you know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: give me a little craft mcraw mama. Gosh. He so
Speaker 1: he says, oh, I'll send you an email right now. Perfect.
Speaker 1: He sent me an email and it was, hey, sign
Speaker 1: up now for ten emails to learn the fast, wonderful
Speaker 1: ways of whatever he teaches. So it turned out to
Speaker 1: be like a sales pitch when someone says to you, hey, man, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you haven't need anything, let me know. What he
Speaker 1: should have said was, if you haven't need anything, let
Speaker 1: me know such and make money off your bones. That's
Speaker 1: a that's a it's a it's a friend bony. It's
Speaker 1: not a scam bony. It's like, hey, well, if you
Speaker 1: need me, yeah, I'm your friend. Yeah. But but obviously
Speaker 1: he's gonna capitalize on you making money on the back
Speaker 1: and go. You know what, I'm not gonna I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna sign up for your your monthly newsletter and your
Speaker 1: in person classes, but not don't take it personally. I
Speaker 1: am exploring my future as a uh taekwondo tennis player.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna be doing. Yeah, first of all,
Speaker 1: I would get away from this company that you're signed
Speaker 1: up with, get stopped the emails. Oh oh that no,
Speaker 1: But it's good for the show. So I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read some every week, but these are legitimate, Like
Speaker 1: I have to screenshot some of these you can see
Speaker 1: that I'm a teacher of dance. Email I got from me,
Speaker 1: you know me, teacher of dance. You forget about it.
Speaker 1: You're like fucking Patrick Swayze dirty dancing. I'm like Patrick Swayze.
Speaker 1: Now sorry, I got rest of soul, you know, yes, no, no,
Speaker 1: no offense uh viral content scout. Oh oh and and
Speaker 1: video intern. That's what I want to do. I want
Speaker 1: to be an intern. That's that's gonna be what I
Speaker 1: don't if I wasn't intern. Oh really, intern on the roof?
Speaker 1: Is that what doing? Okay? Hey, um, have you gotten
Speaker 1: any um? I think I told about this last week.
Speaker 1: Those miscellaneous text messages from people that act like they
Speaker 1: know you all the time. Yeaheah, they like they just
Speaker 1: and they're usually they usually are green, like they're they're
Speaker 1: not iPhones. And I could tell them they're just text messages.
Speaker 1: I don't text messages that I could tell they're not.
Speaker 1: They're not I messages. I don't get into what color
Speaker 1: they are. They turned green arrow. Immediately, I'm like, oh, fun,
Speaker 1: this person I don't even know. I don't know you.
Speaker 1: All my all my friends, all my friends have iPhones.
Speaker 1: No I do I know they're they're they're scamboni. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well here's what I got, And for a second I
Speaker 1: thought I should probably help this person out. It sounds
Speaker 1: like a young girl or boy who doesn't know like
Speaker 1: what they're doing, and it's it's important I should let
Speaker 1: them know that they got the wrong number. So what
Speaker 1: would you do in this situation? I'm sorry I can't
Speaker 1: go out to eat with you today because I have
Speaker 1: to go to my aunt's house. The next day we
Speaker 1: will go to have dinner together. Right, I'm sorry that
Speaker 1: I can't go out to eat with you today period period,
Speaker 1: lower case, because I have to go to my aunt's house.
Speaker 1: No period. The next day we will go to have
Speaker 1: dinner together. This is a person just coming at you randomly.
Speaker 1: This is the first text right out of the shoot. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So for a second I thought, oh, it's some kid
Speaker 1: who can't go out with his friend because he has
Speaker 1: to go out to his aunt's house for dinner. But
Speaker 1: then I was like, because the grammar is bad, is
Speaker 1: the punctuation is bad? So oh my god, this person
Speaker 1: doesn't know any better. However, uh no, it's a scamboni.
Speaker 1: That's that's what I'm going with. Okay, that's that's my
Speaker 1: on Is that right? That's like say they're all scamboni,
Speaker 1: they're all scatting. No, I would not, I would not. I. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for one where I actually I actually engaged them.
Speaker 1: And this was early on, before I knew that this
Speaker 1: scam existed, where people would just punch up like numbers
Speaker 1: and poke around to see uh and I can't find
Speaker 1: at the moment, but it went on for about a
Speaker 1: month or two where they would intimately check back in
Speaker 1: with me as different people. UM, but I I no, No,
Speaker 1: it's really good, you know, remind me. I'll remind yeah,
Speaker 1: we because this is really funny. Actually, the the the
Speaker 1: the text message exchange back and forth between me and
Speaker 1: this person uh in probably Nigeria somewhere is priceless. But anyway,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We have some sound coming up, right,
Speaker 1: we have some sound absolutely with body and scary garing
Speaker 1: that little bloo what was that? I don't know. That's
Speaker 1: your equipment. This is your Roadcaster Pro two. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: second I think you should maybe get back that first
Speaker 1: one sell the second one. See when I buy equipment,
Speaker 1: When I buy equipment like this microphone, how sexy do
Speaker 1: I sound you do you sound right? Sound sound edible?
Speaker 1: I get. I get more things I get, you know,
Speaker 1: like a better equipment, you get new equipment and ship.
Speaker 1: Why is that I have really good equipment? I really do.
Speaker 1: This is microphones that make me sound sexy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's terrible right there? You hate that? A little base
Speaker 1: in your face, A little base in your face? Boom
Speaker 1: boom severe basse right, um, you'll see my tweet? Which
Speaker 1: one yesterday? Uh? I you know, I gotta be honest. Lately,
Speaker 1: I just I'm not feeling Twitter very much. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't check in as much as I used to.
Speaker 1: And it's it's not because of Elon Musk, not because
Speaker 1: of it. The way some of these changes have been happening,
Speaker 1: I just feel like people left the party at on
Speaker 1: Twitter and and and a lot of people. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like just a few people's few stragglers left. And that's
Speaker 1: the case at all. I can't I'm sorry, but I
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of people have abandoned Twitter, and
Speaker 1: not just in the past six months. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: in the past like a year or two. It's just
Speaker 1: gotten less than less. You've been real, Are you want
Speaker 1: to be real scary I am. I am on be real,
Speaker 1: but I haven't. Have you? Have you been real? Have
Speaker 1: you been really? I haven't been real? No, I haven't.
Speaker 1: I've never done one. I've I've signed on. I'm at
Speaker 1: Scary Jones. You want to follow me at Beyond be Real,
Speaker 1: that's great, but I don't know when I will start
Speaker 1: using that, But I don't. The last thing I want
Speaker 1: to do is be real. I'm honest. Yeah, But the
Speaker 1: whole point of be real is correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: Is whatever you're doing at that moment when it tells
Speaker 1: you got to do it, you take a picture of
Speaker 1: yourself correct. And the problem with that was mine came
Speaker 1: in while we were like fifteen minutes into this podcast
Speaker 1: and said, oh, it's time to be real. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: it's not. I'm on being real. I'm being real with
Speaker 1: Brody other podcast. But how look, I'm sitting here, I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here in my Wait a minute, is that what
Speaker 1: you did know the phone call? Did you be real? No?
Speaker 1: It was after that I was I'm being real. I
Speaker 1: was not being real. No. No, Because if they get
Speaker 1: you at your worst moments, if the notification comes in
Speaker 1: and say time to be real, It's like, what the
Speaker 1: funk I'm sitting here in a T shirt and fucking
Speaker 1: boxes shorts in my living room with bad lighting, talking
Speaker 1: into a microphone, and then it takes two pictures. It
Speaker 1: takes your front end back camera at the same time,
Speaker 1: and then that's what gets posted. So it would see
Speaker 1: it would see like me like unshaven, I guess, and
Speaker 1: then where are you holding your camera? Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: the front camera, the front camera would just be against
Speaker 1: at the wall. I'm not at I'm no, I do
Speaker 1: it to the podcast from the bathroom. I'm sitting here
Speaker 1: podcasting with you. So anyway, so I just don't it's
Speaker 1: a cool it's cool in concept, Yeah, not for us.
Speaker 1: It's not for us. I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1: As much as I like, I like to live on
Speaker 1: the edge and say like, yeah, everything's for us, it's
Speaker 1: not for us. I still haven't. I'm still just just
Speaker 1: to tip in on TikTok. I mean I'm not even
Speaker 1: balls deep in that. I mean you get to follow
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys on TikTok. We haven't put up a
Speaker 1: video yet, but we're a massing We're massing a fan base.
Speaker 1: We are we are? Yeah, people are following well oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you're the one who promoted on twitch my for that matter,
Speaker 1: twitch follow the Brooklyn boy was on Twitch. We haven't
Speaker 1: done a fucking thing on Twitch, that's correct, but we will,
Speaker 1: all right, eventually, we will, all right. No, no, I
Speaker 1: I gotta okay. So, um uh, what was I gonna say? Oh,
Speaker 1: we're talking about a Twitter So I I poor woman. Listen.
Speaker 1: You gotta feel for older people. And when I older people,
Speaker 1: I mean like eighty, not like you know older older
Speaker 1: than that. So you know, the legendary guitar player Jeff
Speaker 1: Beck died this one. Now, if you don't know who
Speaker 1: Jeff Beck is, you should google him. You should spotify him,
Speaker 1: but also google him first because he's in a lot
Speaker 1: of He was in a bunch of bands in addition
Speaker 1: to being Jeff Beck group UM and most recently touring
Speaker 1: with Johnny Depp and playing music with him in concert.
Speaker 1: He is the reason why the world knows who Ron
Speaker 1: Would of the Rolling Stones is. Who Rod Stewart is, UM,
Speaker 1: look him up. He's worth if you don't. If you
Speaker 1: know who Rod Stewart isn't. If you don't, you should
Speaker 1: you look him up. Anyway, Jeff Beck died j E
Speaker 1: F F B e c K Jeff Beck died. And
Speaker 1: you know, I clicked on the trending topic as I'm showing,
Speaker 1: millions of people did, and a couple of people noticed them.
Speaker 1: I don't know why this this woman must have been
Speaker 1: the form of the first or a bunch of people
Speaker 1: are retweeting her and she got attention. But I I
Speaker 1: saw it in the in the feeds. I was like reading,
Speaker 1: like all the celebrities that were, you know, commenting, all
Speaker 1: the other guitar players that were commenting, those are the
Speaker 1: ones that come up first in your feed. Well, for
Speaker 1: some reason, this woman, Doris came up in my feed
Speaker 1: and Doris Doris. Nope, Doris at Doris Underscore from like
Speaker 1: Doris from New Jersey, out where she's from. I didn't look,
Speaker 1: but at Doris from r I P. Jeff Beck. And
Speaker 1: there's a picture attached to the tweet r I P.
Speaker 1: Jeff Beck. The problem is maybe she has an iPhone,
Speaker 1: maybe she's got poor vision, fat thumbs, whatever, she put
Speaker 1: up a picture of Jack Black. Oh my god, because
Speaker 1: it's j B and JB. I mean, well, I don't
Speaker 1: even see they don't even look alike. They don't even
Speaker 1: even closed in generation out Jeff Black, Jeff Beck, Jeff
Speaker 1: Jack Black. Somehow she typed something that's terrible and so
Speaker 1: it says R I p Jeff Beck with a picture
Speaker 1: of Jack Black. So yeah, that's that's a funk up.
Speaker 1: That's uh. Now, look, luckily she's not famous, because otherwise
Speaker 1: it would be viral. But a bunch of people saw
Speaker 1: it because I was not the only one commenting. But
Speaker 1: as soon as I saw it, I'm like, oh, you
Speaker 1: poor thing. I I tweeted at I said, um, well
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't tweet her, but I should have tweeted.
Speaker 1: I retweeted it, but I should have tweeted at her
Speaker 1: and said, hey, uh Doris, Yeah, wrong, wrong, you know,
Speaker 1: but that's Jack. So just for the record, Jack Black
Speaker 1: not down. All right, we have some sound. Let's get
Speaker 1: out of here. Oh let me, let me? Um? Uh
Speaker 1: is that we're doing? We're doing sound? We get Why
Speaker 1: didn't we end on my sound? I feel like I
Speaker 1: put a lot of efit into my sound well because
Speaker 1: it's I don't know, okay, so hot on the heels
Speaker 1: of the clips I played last week, Um, would you
Speaker 1: please play space triangles. These are little triangles you slide
Speaker 1: over your hangar so you can stack your clothing and
Speaker 1: fit more room. I hope I'll be able to buy these.
Speaker 1: Order now to get a set of space triangles, but
Speaker 1: wait due to rising costs and supply chain shortages. This
Speaker 1: may be your last chance to gain space triangles at
Speaker 1: this low praise. But you must add fast. There is
Speaker 1: a strict limit of one closet backber order while supplies last.
Speaker 1: Once they're gone, they're gone forever. Now there it is again.
Speaker 1: Once they're gone, they're gone forever. Okay, so play, would
Speaker 1: you play? I hope, I hope the same thing doesn't
Speaker 1: happen to the good folks over at Lizard Flair. Oh no,
Speaker 1: Now we put that same technology in the palm of
Speaker 1: your hand with Lizard Flair. It's the high tech safety
Speaker 1: flare with no flame attention. This might be your last
Speaker 1: chance to get Lizard Flair before that gone's coming up.
Speaker 1: Lizard They teased a high intensity led strokes that can
Speaker 1: be seen nearly breakaway and a powerful magnet that sticks
Speaker 1: to your car so you can warn people without exiting
Speaker 1: the vehicle. Get your Lizard Flair for only night only
Speaker 1: through this special offer. But wait, there's breaking news. Maybe
Speaker 1: dis continue he predicted it cost some black chain shortagest.
Speaker 1: Lizard Flair is stopping manufacturing effective immediately. There is a
Speaker 1: Greek limit of two vehicle backs. Where have we heard
Speaker 1: this before? The current inventory is gone. It's gone, forever, gone, forever.
Speaker 1: You know, more lizard flaver anyone? Okay, so you're only
Speaker 1: able to buy two lizard Flaires, right, they're magnetic lights.
Speaker 1: Now then before you play the next one. But we're
Speaker 1: just throwing a bunch of like phrase catch phrase mumbo
Speaker 1: jumbo at people. They attributed it to supply and demand supplied,
Speaker 1: the demand shortages well if well, eventually, if they build
Speaker 1: up the supply, the demand will go down. They will,
Speaker 1: but they will fulfill though they can't make anymore. Okay,
Speaker 1: So why I love by the way. I love the
Speaker 1: teaser too. I love the interrupting and maybe I gotta
Speaker 1: hear that again. I gotta hear that now we put
Speaker 1: that same technology in the palm of your hand with
Speaker 1: lizard Flair. It's the high tech safety flair with no
Speaker 1: flame attention. This might be your last chance to get
Speaker 1: lizard Flair before they're gone. Teacha coming up details. By
Speaker 1: the way, I love when he goes this might be
Speaker 1: your last chance. I'm not saying it is. I don't
Speaker 1: want to give it away. No spoilers, spoilers, but it
Speaker 1: but it might might be, might I might. You have
Speaker 1: to keep listening. By the way, that was a two
Speaker 1: minute commercial. Might chop down. But yeah, he teases the
Speaker 1: danger coming. Okay. Now this last product is something. It's
Speaker 1: a replacement for the mirror of your car. Okay. It
Speaker 1: lets you see a wider view out your mirror. Right.
Speaker 1: It talks about how like NASCAR cars don't have side
Speaker 1: view mirrors because they have similar mirrors. Now, I want
Speaker 1: you to keep in mind that you but how many
Speaker 1: rear view mirrors are in your car? One rear view mirror? Okay?
Speaker 1: The average person owns one car? Maybe two? Right? Yep?
Speaker 1: Maybe play the clip this is angel View for your
Speaker 1: car and listen to how many of the limit is
Speaker 1: Get your angel View now for just this special offer.
Speaker 1: But there's breaking units continue and supply chain shortages. Angel
Speaker 1: View is stopping manufacturing effective immediately. There is a strict
Speaker 1: limit of three angel Views supplies. Once the current inventory
Speaker 1: is gone, it's gone forever. Oh no, I want to
Speaker 1: get it from my car today and my cars of
Speaker 1: the future that I haven't even released yet. Shout out
Speaker 1: to all the people that have more than two cars,
Speaker 1: or we're gonna give a gift to somebody. But you
Speaker 1: can't buy more than three. So once again, they're creating
Speaker 1: the demand. They're getting you panicky for no reason. They're
Speaker 1: getting you excited. There, oh my god, this is my
Speaker 1: last chance ever. Once you put that in front of him,
Speaker 1: they'll they'll buy a dozen. And again it's by the way,
Speaker 1: is a great There's a couple of TikTok videos and reels.
Speaker 1: It's the same basic thing, but it's um it's uh
Speaker 1: infomercial versus reality. So love's like a guy going to
Speaker 1: his closet, gets something off the top shelf and then
Speaker 1: walks away and he goes now now infomercial version, and
Speaker 1: he goes into the closet, everything falls on him. Yes,
Speaker 1: and like of course, or though we've talked about this
Speaker 1: before with the the muffins in the muffins in the
Speaker 1: in the you and there's there's there's muffins in the
Speaker 1: oven and they go in. The guy goes in and
Speaker 1: he tries to grab the muffins out of the pan
Speaker 1: and the whole fucking pan flies upside down. Whoa, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've posted this before. We've actually talked about it on
Speaker 1: this podcast. Yeah okay, so uh so the before you fly,
Speaker 1: the last clip, the one that starts with the letter
Speaker 1: b um. I want to just a little moment of
Speaker 1: silence for all the products we have talked about. The
Speaker 1: Red Dog tool, the Yummy Can for your baked potatoes,
Speaker 1: the space triangles, Angel View, lizzen Flair. What do they
Speaker 1: have in common? They're all by a company called Let
Speaker 1: the Clip. Oh that's where they come from. Okay, got you,
Speaker 1: I see it now, bulb Head right that by the way,
Speaker 1: as long as you get it done because I no
Speaker 1: longer can. We're gonna make that a Brooklyn Boys jingle.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys. Oh we're gonna do that. I love that.
Speaker 1: So yeah. So bulb Head not a sponsor. They are
Speaker 1: the ones. So according to them, there is a supply
Speaker 1: chain problem where they can't find the supplies to build
Speaker 1: a metal tool called Red Dog, plastic for Yummy can, uh,
Speaker 1: plastic triangles, glass for angel View, rear view mirrors, or
Speaker 1: light bulbs for Lizard Flair. Apparently, there's a global shortage
Speaker 1: of all of those things. Act now breaking news. I
Speaker 1: love it. I like their I like their approach. It's
Speaker 1: a more modern day version of the old school infomercial.
Speaker 1: I like the alarm table news. It's breaking news all
Speaker 1: the time. I love the alarms going around the back.
Speaker 1: You know why because because you know the old people
Speaker 1: sitting there, they're watching TV, and they're like, you make potatoes. Oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, let me think about that for a while.
Speaker 1: What the fuck get it now? Got it? Now? We
Speaker 1: gotta get to yummy can By the time you've heard this,
Speaker 1: they're all gone, so there's no point. And you know
Speaker 1: they can't run to the phone that's still on the wall,
Speaker 1: so you hope they can get it. Oh, these poor people,
Speaker 1: I'll say that. Yeah. And and these tactics never changed
Speaker 1: because these taxes have been in in um you since
Speaker 1: the beginning of television quite honestly, right with the whole weight.
Speaker 1: But wait, there's more and the you know must act
Speaker 1: but the supply chain demand, well that became a thing,
Speaker 1: you know recently, right, But pandemics, Suez canal R blocking
Speaker 1: ship name in places. But yes, there's a global shortage
Speaker 1: of of of product because of the pandemic, because there
Speaker 1: was nobody manufacturing. Then everybody sat started shopping again, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, it was a tremendous demand
Speaker 1: on the economy and capitalism and there was nobody to
Speaker 1: make everything. It's a long We should revisit these five
Speaker 1: products next year and see if they still exist. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say yes, do you think, oh, they'll all be here?
Speaker 1: Of course they're not getting rid of that other one
Speaker 1: was at the Red Devil, the Red Dragon, but the
Speaker 1: red Red Dog, the Red Dog. I do want to
Speaker 1: talk about one more product, the Mozzarella King. The Motts
Speaker 1: King tweeted Scary and if he saw the tweet, and
Speaker 1: he said, because you don't you know on Twitter, I've
Speaker 1: been delivered this ad multiple times since listening to the episode,
Speaker 1: and he sent me a YouTube video and I, of
Speaker 1: course I clicked on it. I watched it and no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a commercial by with Tana Taylor and
Speaker 1: it's for X EO M I D Zeeman. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's all comes full circle. That's the stuff I got
Speaker 1: injected into my face. Zeman. Yeah, you got you got
Speaker 1: Zemen instead of botox. It's their alter alternate product. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you got ZEM in your face? Yes, I love it.
Speaker 1: I got on my face. No, you can't hear that.
Speaker 1: I can't hear. Okay, well I'm not gonna play I
Speaker 1: can play it on my phone. I guess are they
Speaker 1: trying to go for the joke there with the Zemo.
Speaker 1: They're not going for the joke. That's the thing. They're
Speaker 1: absolutely not going for the joke. It's kind of boring
Speaker 1: zem though. They called the zero for sure? Is that
Speaker 1: what they call it? Zero? Oh? Here it is. I'll
Speaker 1: pull it up right now. I'll play it on the phone.
Speaker 1: You can hear tayan a tailor talking about Zeeman. I'm
Speaker 1: going always speakers and now another one for the first time,
Speaker 1: like ever, ever, ever, that's the first time she's ever
Speaker 1: used Zeman, the first time she's been into women before this.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's not my business it but now
Speaker 1: she's used in Zeemen and and all the cracks on
Speaker 1: her face are gone. Huh when only their gradients essential
Speaker 1: treatment is backed by science? Can keeping girl looking? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that. That's another catchphrase these days. Backed by science.
Speaker 1: They talk about science of things. Everything is science man,
Speaker 1: this world is fucked. Yeah, you know, there is no
Speaker 1: science where or math or anything like boys. Boys