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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need.
Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 4: And this is Karen Tilgariff.
Speaker 5: We we planned today to just re reiterate what our
Speaker 5: original mission statement was for the sake of our guest
Speaker 5: and for those tuning in for the first time.
Speaker 3: There might be someone out there. This is a podcast
Speaker 3: where we drive comedians in our car and record in
Speaker 3: it like a mobile studio. Sometimes we're in the olden
Speaker 3: days to the tour from the airport. Isn't that correct, Karen?
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 4: I affirm that what you just said is true.
Speaker 6: We had to stop doing it when the Great Quarantine
Speaker 6: of twenty twenty began. Yeah, although we has been great,
Speaker 6: it has been a gorgeous core for me. Anyway, I've
Speaker 6: come back to myself. I've rested, I've relaxed, my skin's
Speaker 6: cleared up. But you know, so it's the concept of
Speaker 6: this podcast has changed, but the spirit remains the same. Yes,
Speaker 6: and so with that, I think we should introduce our
Speaker 6: guest today.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I just wanted to say that off the bet.
Speaker 5: I mean, we always assume that it's repeat listeners, but
Speaker 5: there might be someone new. What if they choose this
Speaker 5: episode and they're like, what part of this is about
Speaker 5: giving a ride? I'm furious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm confused. I don't get it.
Speaker 6: Why did I saw this on a Facebook ad and
Speaker 6: now I clicked over? None of this is making sense.
Speaker 6: It's a terrible christ Did I tell you I bought
Speaker 6: a bunch of Facebook ads?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah. My phone's blowing up.
Speaker 6: So please welcome our guests for today, brilliant comedian and
Speaker 6: all around wonderful personality, Kyle Mazona.
Speaker 2: Hello, thank you coming me.
Speaker 4: You're welcome. Did I pronounce your last name correctly?
Speaker 2: Well? How did you say it? Justzona? Yeah? Great?
Speaker 4: Okay, good.
Speaker 6: Every time I go into any introduction like that, this
Speaker 6: right before I say anyone's.
Speaker 4: Name, I go, I don't actually know how to pronounce this.
Speaker 3: I do it every time, even if it's the name
Speaker 3: of someone that I grew up with and I've known
Speaker 3: my entire life.
Speaker 5: A slight panic, I it's a hang up. I have
Speaker 5: a slight panic overcomes me. What if I forgot this
Speaker 5: name of someone I've known thirty years.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why I can't do like hosting, so like
Speaker 7: just butcher everybody's name because I get so nervous, like yeah, no,
Speaker 7: O can't do it.
Speaker 3: Do you have a moment in your life where you
Speaker 3: remember going, Because I do where I totally was drawing
Speaker 3: a blank and I had to pretend to have abdominal
Speaker 3: pain and lean forward. And as I was leaning forward,
Speaker 3: pretending to be in pain, I remembered the guy's name,
Speaker 3: and so it's like, oh, sorry, everyone, Kenny Smith, now
Speaker 3: I remember his name.
Speaker 2: Usually I just like.
Speaker 7: You just go, you introduce the Why when I introduce people,
Speaker 7: I think that's when I'll always get like a little nervous,
Speaker 7: So I'll usually just introduce the person that I know
Speaker 7: and then just be like, okay, you want to build that.
Speaker 2: In yeah, yeah, just take your cue. Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 2: getting my part. So then.
Speaker 6: I've done that so many times where it's it's people
Speaker 6: that I've known for a long time, like there's no
Speaker 6: like you're saying Chris, like there's no excuse where there's
Speaker 6: like a pause, and sometimes there's people.
Speaker 4: This is why I hate parties.
Speaker 6: This is why I don't go out a lot of time,
Speaker 6: because if it were happening to me, I would just
Speaker 6: see it and say my name and be like, yeah,
Speaker 6: there's something's happening with that person and I need to
Speaker 6: say my name instead. But you know there's those people
Speaker 6: that stand there like oh, they immediately get pissy and
Speaker 6: bitter of just like no, say it, say my name
Speaker 6: where it's like I've had that happen to me, or
Speaker 6: just like you know my friend Jamie right, and I'm
Speaker 6: just pretending like I'm closer to the person whose name
Speaker 6: I've forgotten than the person that I'm introducing them to.
Speaker 4: You guys would love each other.
Speaker 6: You just start filling in where you want the conversation
Speaker 6: to go and hope to God they say it.
Speaker 3: I've done it so many times it's bad.
Speaker 5: I just start listing the interests, showing off how much
Speaker 5: I do know about each person with that, so it
Speaker 5: bypasses me forgetting a word. Really, I mean, if I
Speaker 5: could defend forgetting someone's name for a minute. It's just
Speaker 5: a word applied to a person. It doesn't mean that
Speaker 5: I don't love them and that I don't think about
Speaker 5: them sometimes. I just forgot this one word that they
Speaker 5: grew up with. It's a word.
Speaker 6: It's a word we all have about words. I feel
Speaker 6: like Kyle, I remember your name very well. I mean
Speaker 6: I felt really strong about it as I did it,
Speaker 6: and then I went, oh shit, am I am?
Speaker 3: I over?
Speaker 6: Am I getting too cocky about this? But the reason
Speaker 6: I remember your name and remember you so well is
Speaker 6: because long ago, I would say it was like eight
Speaker 6: years ago, around Christmas time, I was home at my parents'
Speaker 6: house in Northern California, and I was asked to do
Speaker 6: a show at the Lost Weekend Video Store, which is
Speaker 6: this cool spot in the Mission District in San Francisco.
Speaker 6: And it was booked with like a handful of Bay
Speaker 6: Area comics and there was a perh, no names will
Speaker 6: be named, but there was. The host was amazing. I
Speaker 6: believe it was Kevin O'Shea was the host. Like everybody
Speaker 6: on the show, was hilarious, and then one person was
Speaker 6: a drop in who truly brought the show to a
Speaker 6: grinding halt and like just it was like silence. And
Speaker 6: I was standing in the back going like this beautiful
Speaker 6: show was like blooming and growing and about to be
Speaker 6: this amazing thing. And I'm standing in the back like
Speaker 6: really nervous. I'm the headliner. It's like a very big
Speaker 6: deal to me to do well in my hometown. And
Speaker 6: then boom, just terribleness. And I'm standing there staring at
Speaker 6: the stage like What's gonna happen now? Because I thought
Speaker 6: so many like it was like a handful of people
Speaker 6: had gone on already. So I was next, but Kyle
Speaker 6: was next. And Kyle went on stage and fucking blew
Speaker 6: the doors that she took this show. She picked it
Speaker 6: all the way up off the floor and put it
Speaker 6: up at the ceiling. Again. It was I was so
Speaker 6: grateful to you and such an immediate thousand percent fan
Speaker 6: of your comedy because you killed it.
Speaker 4: You were so good.
Speaker 2: That nice.
Speaker 7: It was a really nice because usually I feel like
Speaker 7: I called the.
Speaker 2: Energy, you did not was it? So that's right at all?
Speaker 6: And all the other people it was a really you
Speaker 6: know because the last weekend video store. It was this
Speaker 6: downstairs thing, so I think there was about thirty seats.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 6: It was like very intimate, and I was very worried.
Speaker 6: I was really nervous and I wanted to do well.
Speaker 6: It was when I was doing my comedy songs, which
Speaker 6: I had a lot of shame about being like a
Speaker 6: guitar comic, so there was I it was I had
Speaker 6: a lot of tension and I wanted it to be awesome.
Speaker 6: I wanted it to be great, and it really was.
Speaker 6: And then it was just like all of this good
Speaker 6: faith and all of this great energy just fucking got
Speaker 6: deflated out of the room and that I was just like, okay,
Speaker 6: so now I'm the opener basically on my like on
Speaker 6: my own headlining thing.
Speaker 4: And you did that bit.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna be able to remember like the details,
Speaker 6: but you did a thing where you acted something out
Speaker 6: while you played a song that was kind of like
Speaker 6: your closer, Do.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: I feel like I used to do so many like real.
Speaker 4: Like it was so fun. Bit, yeah, I do.
Speaker 2: It could have been maybe like a was it Prince
Speaker 2: or something?
Speaker 6: I think so I think so whatever, it was it
Speaker 6: just destroyed. It was just such a great thing to watch,
Speaker 6: and that was just like we were, we were back
Speaker 6: to this deal.
Speaker 4: It was just good time.
Speaker 3: And Kyle, I, it's just all truthful because I remember
Speaker 3: when Karen first told me about.
Speaker 2: This personally, just personally, she's not blowing smoke.
Speaker 5: Now I've heard that story and that I can confirm
Speaker 5: its truth.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 7: That is really nice because truthfully, I'm always I think
Speaker 7: that with like the type of comedy I like to do,
Speaker 7: it's really hit or miss. But that's like a good
Speaker 7: environment that is very open to that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: But you know, I definitely have sucked the.
Speaker 7: Energy out of her room more.
Speaker 5: I just watched a clip of yours about your your
Speaker 5: screen name? Is that something you don't like anymore?
Speaker 7: Well, I just like because I feel like I've just
Speaker 7: changed so much. It's just very hard to I try
Speaker 7: to take down any like leave any stand up up
Speaker 7: on even though I feel.
Speaker 4: Like that's what stand in it.
Speaker 3: I know, I'm embarrassed about some of it.
Speaker 5: There's bits that are twenty years old that evolved that
Speaker 5: are just in their premature stage floating around on YouTube,
Speaker 5: and I think about them all the time.
Speaker 3: I understand. I understand it's.
Speaker 4: Good to show an arc.
Speaker 6: I get that sometimes where I'm just like I'm so
Speaker 6: ashamed or whatever. But then it's like, but then people
Speaker 6: can actually see you, you know, it's comedy. Does take
Speaker 6: a lot of doing to get to a place where
Speaker 6: you're like, yeah, watch this shit, you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
Speaker 6: it takes a while, so we have we all start somewhere.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there were only ten minutes of my act that
Speaker 5: I would feel proud to show someone.
Speaker 6: Chris, what can you do the bit that you're talking
Speaker 6: about for Kyle, Let's see you do it and see
Speaker 6: if it's any good.
Speaker 3: Around the time before she chose this screen name, a
Speaker 3: lot of girls, a lot of kids were designating themselves
Speaker 3: with T shirts whether or not they were an angel
Speaker 3: or a devil. Even sometimes kids would.
Speaker 5: Get so specific where the shirt would say ninety percent angel,
Speaker 5: ten percent devil, So they were they were more complicated children, sure,
Speaker 5: But but Kyle knew that she was a devil. Okay,
Speaker 5: She's like, and my user name is definitely going to
Speaker 5: let people know that I'm evil inside. And around that
Speaker 5: same time, the phrase da bomb was being used a lot.
Speaker 5: She was fond of that phrase, so she thought, why
Speaker 5: not combine that I'm a devil with the phrase to
Speaker 5: bomb and go with duh devil. But when you read
Speaker 5: it all lowercase, no punctuation, it's as Dad Evil. She
Speaker 5: was finding herself in very bizarre chat rooms as Dad Evil.
Speaker 3: And then and then the next joke, it's very hard
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 2: These are really good. You actually made it better.
Speaker 3: I'm happy with how much I remembered, considering I don't
Speaker 3: remember names.
Speaker 6: Now I'll do a bit of Chris's. Chris was masturbating
Speaker 6: one time.
Speaker 3: Oh is this my boloney in the mattress joke?
Speaker 4: No, I was trying to do the parents the parents
Speaker 4: doorway joke. But I think I screwed it up.
Speaker 3: No, No, yeah, you did kind of bury the lead.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll go ahead and cancel this performance. I can't
Speaker 6: ever remember. I remember doing doing shows and texting my friends.
Speaker 6: I remember texting Lizzie Cooperman one time and going, can
Speaker 6: you remember any jokes that you've ever seen me do?
Speaker 6: Because I was at a show and I couldn't remember
Speaker 6: how any of my jokes went. Yeah, I was just like,
Speaker 6: any have you seen me do anything recently that you
Speaker 6: thought was funny, and then she'd be like, there was
Speaker 6: this bubble and I'm like, that was just an intro.
Speaker 2: I need hard jokes, just like what are you talking about?
Speaker 6: Like there's something that's so I feel like people don't
Speaker 6: understand really how stressful and like taxing comedy is to
Speaker 6: your brain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, knowing to make the right choices.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I do disagree. Well she's like it's super easy.
Speaker 2: Oh it's just my face, just my default face of
Speaker 2: I don't know. No. I mean, the weird thing is
Speaker 2: is that I think I when I started, I was
Speaker 2: doing more jokes.
Speaker 7: But I think at this point, I mean this during quarantine,
Speaker 7: I haven't I stopped doing any Zoom shows, so I
Speaker 7: have not been before me at all. So me, I
Speaker 7: don't even when things get back to normal, who knows
Speaker 7: what I'll be doing. But I kind of like towards
Speaker 7: the end was like or before Quarantine, was getting to
Speaker 7: a point where it's like I just want to put
Speaker 7: on little comedy plays.
Speaker 2: I don't want to write jokes. I just hate having
Speaker 2: a notebook. I don't really it sounds funny and then
Speaker 2: you say it.
Speaker 7: And people don't like it. It's not a joke. So
Speaker 7: I just want to do like child. Let you know,
Speaker 7: So I don't really know. I've just never been a
Speaker 7: joke right, I've never really understood how to construct something.
Speaker 7: But although you really constructed my joke that it sounded
Speaker 7: more like a joke at your words.
Speaker 3: Well that's because I'm the same as you.
Speaker 5: I don't ever write a joke out and think, oh,
Speaker 5: there's a perfectly formed joke that I'm going to recite.
Speaker 5: It's something that I finished the writing through performing it
Speaker 5: the way you say it. Yeah, And so I fall
Speaker 5: back on that to where I just go on stage
Speaker 5: with premises and see, like, well, let's see if I
Speaker 5: think of a funny way to end this, you know,
Speaker 5: the punchline the most important part. I leave that up
Speaker 5: to chance or defense mechanism ability to just conjure something
Speaker 5: which is not the best. A lot of people wouldn't
Speaker 5: go into, say, a business meeting with that point.
Speaker 6: Well it's the hardest, but isn't that the best feeling
Speaker 6: when you do discover something on stage, like when you're
Speaker 6: in it and then it does come to you like
Speaker 6: the hardest way it could come to you, and then
Speaker 6: it actually does. Like I remember I've written tags on
Speaker 6: stage and then felt like I wanted to fucking punch
Speaker 6: someone in the face. I felt so powerful, just like,
Speaker 6: did you fucking hear what I just made up?
Speaker 4: Like that was perfect?
Speaker 6: Like that's what I was always in it for, but
Speaker 6: it didn't happen that often.
Speaker 4: I just that was that was the high I was chasing.
Speaker 3: Karen celebrates with violence.
Speaker 4: That's a party to me. That's what I like.
Speaker 5: Was that that joke that you wish I hadn't brought up, Kyle?
Speaker 5: Was that at the Cheaper Than Therapy Show?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: I think that was a Hello Giggle show?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I think you're right, yeah, which I.
Speaker 7: Don't really know what that really was. I think it
Speaker 7: was just Hello Giggles put on a show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, was dead hand send the host?
Speaker 2: I don't even I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Have you done that Cheaper than Therapy?
Speaker 7: Show?
Speaker 2: Is Cheaper than Therapy? In San Francisco?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 5: Yeah, And for some I'm just wanting it to have
Speaker 5: been there because it looks like the same place, but
Speaker 5: it's there's no microphone.
Speaker 3: Yeah oh yeah, right, show is.
Speaker 7: So that show is so funny. You always feel what
Speaker 7: you're putting on a one man show.
Speaker 3: What I've never known.
Speaker 5: Like when you see someone doing a late night show
Speaker 5: and they have like a Janet Jackson mike and they're
Speaker 5: just sticulated and they're moving their hands around. I'm like,
Speaker 5: I don't know. I would put my hands in my pocket.
Speaker 5: I So it was good for me because you are, Yeah,
Speaker 5: it feels like you're giving a presentation all of a
Speaker 5: sudden you have to project and speak from your diaphragm
Speaker 5: and things.
Speaker 3: That's drama teachers. That's the last time I had a
Speaker 3: lesson high school.
Speaker 6: Wait, so is this a show that's in a Is
Speaker 6: this like a home San Francisco home showy thing? Is
Speaker 6: that where you're from originally?
Speaker 2: Yeah, from San Francisco.
Speaker 7: Yes, it's downtown and it's like the back But for
Speaker 7: whatever reason, they don't have a microphone.
Speaker 5: I think they might now and it horrified me just
Speaker 5: going into it. But after a couple shows, because I
Speaker 5: did like a week there by the end, I think
Speaker 5: it helped me because all of a sudden, I was
Speaker 5: figuring out where I needed to project and maybe use,
Speaker 5: you know, just innate performance things that I don't always
Speaker 5: think about. At the end of it, I feel like
Speaker 5: it made me better, Like I rely on technology for
Speaker 5: my comedy.
Speaker 3: I think I rely on the project.
Speaker 2: Well, you get comfortable and used to it being a
Speaker 2: certain way.
Speaker 6: I remember one time I had to do a set
Speaker 6: and the mic it was, the mic.
Speaker 4: Stand was prepped for a musician that was going after me, So.
Speaker 6: The mic cord was wrapped all the way around, like
Speaker 6: it literally was wrapped around the mic stand fifty five times.
Speaker 6: Like I wasn't going to stand there and undo the
Speaker 6: whole thing. So I had to be a comic that
Speaker 6: stands in front of the mic stand, which I've never
Speaker 6: done in my life, and it fucked me up so
Speaker 6: bad in the weird where I went, oh wow, that's
Speaker 6: a real make or break element.
Speaker 4: So wait, will you?
Speaker 6: But first of all, you tell will you tell us
Speaker 6: about the because I don't know anything about this show,
Speaker 6: So Kyle, will you tell us about whatever the show is?
Speaker 2: The Cuberta in Therapy. Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is it just a regular show just how to mind up?
Speaker 7: It's just I think it's just so you just remember
Speaker 7: it because there's no mic, and that's like part of it.
Speaker 2: Like they're like, okay, you're gonna go.
Speaker 7: But I think there was a stool, which is interesting
Speaker 7: that they have a stool but they didn't have.
Speaker 2: The mic, so you could go out there.
Speaker 7: And it definitely messed me up because I think something
Speaker 7: about that room, I feel like, really required me to
Speaker 7: have jokes and punchlines, and I think I kind of
Speaker 7: was like, I'm just going to figure out what I
Speaker 7: do there. But I don't think that's the kind of
Speaker 7: space for that. Yeah, unless you're really funny.
Speaker 3: It makes you. It made me do stand up differently,
Speaker 3: and in the end I was happy for it.
Speaker 5: But yeah, there's a stool. You feel like you should
Speaker 5: be doing space work. You feel like you should.
Speaker 3: Be wearing a black turtleneck, like like.
Speaker 4: An actually theater that's like a one man show. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's not stand upon, but.
Speaker 3: It worked, I'm telling I. In my opinion, it worked.
Speaker 5: It's just it was very scary to do it for
Speaker 5: the first couple shows.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, sounds a bad. Was it Like a bunch
Speaker 6: of seats. There were pretty big rooms.
Speaker 5: Two rooms fifteen people, yeah, fifty and one maybe seventy
Speaker 5: five to eighty in the other I don't know why,
Speaker 5: I had to say.
Speaker 4: And no mics in either, no mics anywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no MIC's to be found.
Speaker 4: It was that's very san Francisco.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry to judge, but that is that's some San
Speaker 6: Francisco bullshit.
Speaker 5: I promise you it was good. It just was very
Speaker 5: scary at first. And I think they do have microphones now.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so obviously road trip. Yeah, I wonder what
Speaker 5: let's go, let's get up there.
Speaker 3: So Kyle, you haven't did you try these zoom shows
Speaker 3: for a little while.
Speaker 7: I did, But I think that this is probably bad
Speaker 7: to say as because I feel like as a performer,
Speaker 7: you're suposed to be like you grind or you know,
Speaker 7: your hardy, and I just think that the Zoom It's
Speaker 7: like I have already a problem of phoning things in
Speaker 7: because I do like to just go on stage and
Speaker 7: just sort of write down something and figure it out,
Speaker 7: which go really bad. And so Zoom is bad for
Speaker 7: me because I immediately was just phoning it in. So
Speaker 7: then I just was like, I don't really want to
Speaker 7: take up people's time or you know, and take up
Speaker 7: other spots by doing something. I did a show and
Speaker 7: I had like I just got it. Adopted a dog
Speaker 7: and I was just like, look at my dog, and
Speaker 7: it was just I just was like, this is someone's time,
Speaker 7: you know. Some comic is like writing jokes furiously and
Speaker 7: I'm just like here messing around. So I'm going to
Speaker 7: wait till things are normal and i can, like, you know,
Speaker 7: can I give you.
Speaker 4: A joke idea off of that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can do the exact same thing where you're
Speaker 6: just holding up your dog like, look, it's my dog.
Speaker 6: And then it's like, this is just like one of
Speaker 6: those dog videos that people share on social.
Speaker 2: Media, but it's happening right now. You know something a lot.
Speaker 6: I'm not saying it's a hard joke, but I'm saying conceptually,
Speaker 6: if you want to do like a joke play like
Speaker 6: you were saying before, it's like real, a real life
Speaker 6: dog video. Yeah, but it's but it's happening in front
Speaker 6: of you. What's better than a dog video on YouTube? Well,
Speaker 6: it's this dog.
Speaker 2: This is real a dog.
Speaker 3: Zoominct would just beloquism route and oh yeah, put words
Speaker 3: in the dog's mouth. That sounds fun.
Speaker 2: It's actually kind of what I did.
Speaker 1: I knew it was good.
Speaker 4: It was a lot of waste of time.
Speaker 2: Well, the host was like, well that's it, so yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you're s Every time I had done
Speaker 5: a zoom show. I feel like it just evolved into
Speaker 5: me doing a tour of my house, just.
Speaker 3: Walking around with an iPad. Here's some wallpaper I put up.
Speaker 3: If I tell a joke, I'm not going to hear
Speaker 3: any laps. That's the issue.
Speaker 6: Yes, there's no energy to kind of feed off of it.
Speaker 4: It is good. I'll keep trying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell stories or show pets.
Speaker 7: I think it's also I perform a lot off of
Speaker 7: anxiety and like being nervous, and that really kind of
Speaker 7: does something for me. So if I'm in my house,
Speaker 7: it's like I feel so I need to feel like
Speaker 7: see you know, yes.
Speaker 5: Yes, are there things to do to feel unsafe Like
Speaker 5: I used to once I got comfortable on stage, I
Speaker 5: would just drink a ton of coffee to manufacture Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: I get unsafe, jittery, anxious feeling that I need right now,
Speaker 5: right now to.
Speaker 2: Do that for this to seem like alive. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I used to drink red Bull, which was really bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but man, it just works, or if not psychologically
Speaker 5: I was a real red Bull. I would drink red
Speaker 5: Bull or I'd run around the block before shows.
Speaker 4: Oh a little bit sweaty, you have a little bit
Speaker 4: of a glow.
Speaker 5: Every time I run around the Yes, sweaty people love
Speaker 5: a sweaty performer.
Speaker 3: It means yes, they're professional. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Every time I've run or been forced to run because
Speaker 5: I'm late or something. My dream is to just run
Speaker 5: to a venue in the door and immediately run on stage,
Speaker 5: so there's no downtime. You're not in a green room, uh,
Speaker 5: you know, making conversation or having questions asked. I just
Speaker 5: want to run into the building, do the set, and
Speaker 5: then run the fuck out the back door when I'm done.
Speaker 6: You'll get there, Okay, really, Karen, Yes, your dreams are
Speaker 6: going to come through.
Speaker 2: You'll be able to run.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Or it's that or you end up just telling stories
Speaker 5: like That's what the Zoom shows have done for me.
Speaker 3: So maybe that's a good thing to come from it. Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm a storyteller, now, you know you can.
Speaker 4: Do all these storytelling shows.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't have any story.
Speaker 3: I don't don't have stories. There's Dad evil.
Speaker 6: Dad Evil is the fucking goals You start with that
Speaker 6: that that whole show.
Speaker 4: Opens up to you.
Speaker 3: I really liked it.
Speaker 4: It's really funny.
Speaker 6: Wait, can you do you remember the thing I'm talking
Speaker 6: about with the Prince and the music cue.
Speaker 2: I think just say it.
Speaker 7: Think what it was was I would play so last weekend.
Speaker 7: It was pretty cool because you could like hook up
Speaker 7: your phone. It was such a small space. I could
Speaker 7: hook up my phone and hold it while I was
Speaker 7: on stage.
Speaker 2: So I think what it was was the thing. There's
Speaker 2: two things I used to do.
Speaker 7: One thing was I used to hide behind a curtain
Speaker 7: and go poison.
Speaker 2: So I don't know what.
Speaker 7: I don't know what that how that like what how
Speaker 7: I even ended it. I think it just came out
Speaker 7: and was like hello.
Speaker 3: And so wasn't playing it.
Speaker 2: It could have been that one.
Speaker 7: Or I would play like the beginning of a print
Speaker 7: song and then in this part just sort of like
Speaker 7: do a move and then just restart it and do
Speaker 7: the movie again.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what it was.
Speaker 3: It was so good.
Speaker 4: It was really good. The whole thing was good.
Speaker 6: Though.
Speaker 4: It was like a real.
Speaker 6: You know what it is, And it's like, this doesn't
Speaker 6: happen that often, and I get so excited because also
Speaker 6: I always when I watch women do stand up, I
Speaker 6: get so excited for them. It doesn't happen. It's happened
Speaker 6: so much more often now. But I started in nineteen
Speaker 6: ninety and so be like one out of ten or
Speaker 6: one out of twenty. So watching a woman get on
Speaker 6: stage and kill is it truly it's like better than
Speaker 6: when I do it for myself because it's just like
Speaker 6: we can fuck yeah, fuck you, like again, I want
Speaker 6: to punch people because it's the thing of like, you know,
Speaker 6: it's always that you're in this dude world where dudes
Speaker 6: are kind of like setting this tone and it's just
Speaker 6: like a tone that like oftentimes would fuck me by
Speaker 6: the time I got on stage, because it's just like, well,
Speaker 6: now you're you know, you listen to all those jokes.
Speaker 4: Now have to adjust to my thing.
Speaker 6: Whereas like a really funny woman gets up and then
Speaker 6: you're just like that's right now that you know, like
Speaker 6: your mind has been opened and you don't have this
Speaker 6: kind of like you're not hanging out with the dudes
Speaker 6: like you're with the funny people, which is how it
Speaker 6: is usually for comics. So watching you do that, it
Speaker 6: was like that audience got they got readjusted to hilarity
Speaker 6: but also authenticity because you were just and maybe it
Speaker 6: was because you were like, you know that space is
Speaker 6: so good, Like they came to you. So you just
Speaker 6: got to do your thing, and there wasn't a lot
Speaker 6: of like it wasn't.
Speaker 4: Effortful at all.
Speaker 6: It just really truly was just like, oh, I'm just gonna,
Speaker 6: you know, go up there and do my solid ten
Speaker 6: as myself, which they adored. It was just a great
Speaker 6: thing to see.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, very nice.
Speaker 6: Kyle.
Speaker 3: Where are you right now? I see behind you some
Speaker 3: sort of give us your address.
Speaker 2: Actually, I was going to be like in a like darker.
Speaker 7: I feel embarrassed that I've been such a well hit space.
Speaker 7: This is like my boyfriend's little office area.
Speaker 5: Well something, something needs to be performed in front of
Speaker 5: that that sheet I want to say a grain.
Speaker 7: Yeah that's like gray cream ice cream self tape stuff, which.
Speaker 5: Yeah I heard a nice warm gray is what you
Speaker 5: should do self tapes in front of And there it is.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not good.
Speaker 4: I just you know, you just got the I just got.
Speaker 7: I'm like, at least it'll look like there's gray, you know,
Speaker 7: But I don't think the thing is very good.
Speaker 6: But you know, again, that's just like a zoom. How
Speaker 6: can a self tape feel good? There's nothing it long
Speaker 6: ago when I used to do it there's nothing that
Speaker 6: made me feel dumber then being recorded being like, but Carol,
Speaker 6: I need you to give me that piece of paper,
Speaker 6: Like it's stupid.
Speaker 4: It's a stupid thing to do.
Speaker 6: It's a stupid thing for an adult to try really
Speaker 6: hard at. Like it's a setup in every way, Like,
Speaker 6: if you're not a dipshit, you should feel stupid acting
Speaker 6: by yourself into like an iPhone.
Speaker 3: I think is that about acting in general? You should
Speaker 3: be ashamed of yourself. You should be you, and you're
Speaker 3: an adult. If you're ashamed, you're doing it right. If
Speaker 3: you're ashamed, you're smart. That's my one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just yeah, but at least I have the background.
Speaker 5: So if you that's the only reason I brought it
Speaker 5: up is it seems like you're in a professional scenic.
Speaker 7: I know it's really big, but you know, the acting
Speaker 7: stuf very professional.
Speaker 2: Those setups have you done?
Speaker 6: Like pre COVID have you had? Like, can you have
Speaker 6: a bad audition story? There's nothing I have.
Speaker 4: There's nothing.
Speaker 2: I love many bad auditions. I can't even.
Speaker 4: Oh can you think of your worst most painful moment
Speaker 4: in an audition?
Speaker 2: I mean, oh.
Speaker 7: God, Okay, so I go to I went to this audition.
Speaker 7: I'm not a good storyteller too.
Speaker 2: I just say that.
Speaker 7: So if it really starts to thank you can just
Speaker 7: cut me off.
Speaker 4: But we'll jump in. We'll jump in.
Speaker 2: This is so bad, I mean.
Speaker 7: The cool thing about it is that I recovered from it.
Speaker 7: I really thought that this is the end of my life.
Speaker 7: But so I go to this. I get this audition
Speaker 7: and it's like the next day and it's like too much.
Speaker 2: I have a memorization problem.
Speaker 7: I can't remember anything, and there's just no nothing I
Speaker 7: can do. So I'm like, oh, I'm fucked, but I'll
Speaker 7: just go because like they are always, people are always
Speaker 7: like just do it, just do it, you know, and
Speaker 7: You're like, I don't feel like this is good. This
Speaker 7: is a big opportunity for someone for me. So I
Speaker 7: go and then I immediately see like all of these
Speaker 7: like other Asian women comedians that I know, So I
Speaker 7: start to feel sort of comfortable, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 7: not going to pay it when it's my time. I'm
Speaker 7: just going to try to get comfortable and talk to people.
Speaker 7: So I'm just like talking and I don't know the
Speaker 7: words or whatever, so I'm just like trying to feel comfortable,
Speaker 7: you know, like.
Speaker 2: And then but no one people are coming in and out.
Speaker 2: But you know, from what I understood from the paper
Speaker 2: was like it was like straight to call back things.
Speaker 2: So you're with the producer, the director, but no one
Speaker 2: told me who I'd be reading with or anything like that.
Speaker 2: And so then they're like okay, Kyle, and I was
Speaker 2: like what okay? But no one coming out was telling
Speaker 2: what was going on.
Speaker 7: And then I get in there and it's like Catherine
Speaker 7: Heigel and her face is so red, like she looks
Speaker 7: like she just got like some kind of people.
Speaker 2: It's like really read. I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 7: And she's like she introduces herself as Katie to make
Speaker 7: me feel comfortable, but just not knowing this information, I
Speaker 7: just got like very nervous because I was just like,
Speaker 7: no one told me I was reading with the lady
Speaker 7: who this is with, you know, like no one someone
Speaker 7: should have said something.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh shit. And so she has to
Speaker 2: like read with me, like really close.
Speaker 7: And there's this a moment where like I'm supposed to
Speaker 7: touch her boob in it because that's a comedy, you know,
Speaker 7: it's so funny for a woman to just touch a
Speaker 7: woman's boob.
Speaker 3: Especially a celebrity, you gotta throw them up. It's totally normal, I.
Speaker 4: Was going to say.
Speaker 6: And especially when an Asian woman is doing it. You
Speaker 6: can tell. That's why they were casting it that way.
Speaker 7: It's like, okay, supposed to be in Hegel's adopted sister.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 7: So it was to touch her boob, so I'm like, oh,
Speaker 7: I know that's coming, but I was so nervous. I
Speaker 7: could have been like, oh, hey, can I actually touch you?
Speaker 2: Or I just is too nervous. So the moment came
Speaker 2: and I it's so bad when you can like hear
Speaker 2: yourself like you're carrying yourself out, so you're just like
Speaker 2: and you hear it like oh I saw I'm bad.
Speaker 2: I saw bad.
Speaker 7: And then that moment came and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 7: don't do it. So I was like, no, I'm not
Speaker 7: going to do it, and then I waited and then
Speaker 7: I did it, and then there was another scene and
Speaker 7: they were like thank you, that's good. Leave and then
Speaker 7: she drove off the lot and didn't read with anyone else.
Speaker 4: Oh did you sexually harass her out of the room?
Speaker 2: I just I.
Speaker 7: Didn't know, and then I was like, did why did
Speaker 7: no one tell me who had come out like that?
Speaker 2: She was there if I could touch her or.
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 6: And that horrified, horrified, And she looked really mad too
Speaker 6: that I touched her.
Speaker 3: Well, that was just say it. That was probably just
Speaker 3: the skin peel.
Speaker 6: She had also had her boobs, uh, chemically peels.
Speaker 5: So you think no one, no one that day had
Speaker 5: had gone through with the boob caress.
Speaker 3: You were the first, or maybe.
Speaker 7: I had asked someone after and they're like, yeah, you
Speaker 7: should ask, yeah.
Speaker 4: But that's hey to say.
Speaker 6: It's important to the casting director should have gone no
Speaker 6: one's touching anybody today, that's all that the person in
Speaker 6: charge should have rained that in or not. That's very strange, like,
Speaker 6: and then you're already nervous. Here's what I hate about auditions.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna fucking talk for ninety minutes because just hearing
Speaker 6: this story is bringing up all these old terrible feelings.
Speaker 6: It's you can't win, like there's it's all you're always
Speaker 6: doing it wrong somehow, you're always you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: It's always.
Speaker 4: That awful feeling.
Speaker 6: And I think people that are good at acting are
Speaker 6: the kind of people who can feel uncomfortable and have
Speaker 6: it not like directly hit them.
Speaker 4: In the stomach, you know.
Speaker 6: But I don't think comics are like that because I
Speaker 6: think we're built differently and that's why we do the
Speaker 6: thing we can do, and you can't just like turn around.
Speaker 6: And like I can remember almost every audition because everyone
Speaker 6: was terrible, and like, I like, this isn't in any
Speaker 6: way on par with how close that was. It's almost
Speaker 6: the opposite. But I got an audition once for Seinfeld.
Speaker 6: The casting director called me on like a directly, like
Speaker 6: I had an agent, but they called me directly and
Speaker 6: called me in and I kept going fuck you and
Speaker 6: hanging up, and then that I would call back and go, Karen,
Speaker 6: it really is me. And I thought it was a
Speaker 6: comic fucking with me, so I kept going, shut up,
Speaker 6: I'm not you know whatever, and they're like no, no, no,
Speaker 6: it like it was ridiculous. I finally get there. There's
Speaker 6: all these people there. They're all talking to the walls.
Speaker 6: Some people brought their like improv partner so that they
Speaker 6: had people and it was literally two lines and it
Speaker 6: was the It was the follow up episode where you
Speaker 6: know Elaine and Seinfeld Elaine dance is super weird at
Speaker 6: the work party. So this was like supposed to be
Speaker 6: the next year's work party, and the cater waiter recognizes her,
Speaker 6: recognizes her as the weird dancer. So literally you're supposed
Speaker 6: to walk up to her and say tapas or like, yeah,
Speaker 6: I think it was Uh no it was sorry, I want.
Speaker 3: To Yeah, I hope, I hope.
Speaker 6: Uh the what are the fryer the deep fried Mexican curos?
Speaker 4: No, it's the meat in Takita's, Takito's, I know.
Speaker 6: So the first thing you do is walk up to
Speaker 6: her and say Taketo's and then she's like, no, that's okay,
Speaker 6: And then you're supposed to go, oh, I remember you,
Speaker 6: you're the lady that danced weird because I think I
Speaker 6: don't know, So finally get called in. The room is
Speaker 6: literally ten times bigger than any audition room I've ever
Speaker 6: been in. There is an arc of literally fifty people.
Speaker 6: Jerry Seinfeld is at the top of the arc. I'm
Speaker 6: sure Larry's Larry was in there too, but it was
Speaker 6: too early to recognize him.
Speaker 3: Because you're in a highly school gym.
Speaker 6: It was truly they were like I would say they
Speaker 6: were seventy five feet away from me. It was crazy
Speaker 6: and gigantic. They're like blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 6: And then the casting director's like, you're reading with me,
Speaker 6: and I'm like okay, and so they they're like, all right,
Speaker 6: start and then I so I turned around and walked
Speaker 6: up and I went takitos and I gave it like
Speaker 6: a Spanish accent. The entire room starts laughing. They go crazy,
Speaker 6: and then I was just I just turned and watched
Speaker 6: them all because I was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 6: did but I broke character entirely and just stared at
Speaker 6: everyone laughing. And then when I went back and the
Speaker 6: casting director said the next line, I didn't know the
Speaker 6: next line. It was just one more line and it
Speaker 6: was really easy and direct and about the thing, and
Speaker 6: I just was like, uh oh oh, and you're the
Speaker 6: lady that danced were and then the worst line reading
Speaker 6: of all time. And then of course I didn't get
Speaker 6: the part, but it was like one of those things.
Speaker 6: I was so close to glory, like so like, but
Speaker 6: it was. No one said Jerry Seinfeld was going to
Speaker 6: be in the room. No one said ninety other people
Speaker 6: were going to be in the room like there was
Speaker 6: no preparation, and all the people going in and out
Speaker 6: were like high fiving each other and acting like they
Speaker 6: did a great job. So it was just this mind
Speaker 6: fuck like the entire way, And that was like the
Speaker 6: best case scenario of any audition that I ever did.
Speaker 6: They were always I used to have people constantly go, Okay,
Speaker 6: let's take it again.
Speaker 4: Could you be less angry this time?
Speaker 2: I actually get that a lot.
Speaker 7: Do you, Yeah, because I just feel like I'm just
Speaker 7: They're like, can you see more happy?
Speaker 4: No, I'm so unhappy right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When someone could you say that while smiling? I'm like,
Speaker 3: who talks while smiling? Serial serial killers? No one talks
Speaker 3: while smiling?
Speaker 6: And like the stress of an actual like on the
Speaker 6: lot audition is so to me. It used to kill me.
Speaker 6: I would be By the time I got in that room,
Speaker 6: I was so livid, like I was being tortured by
Speaker 6: these people and I'm like supposed to be up here
Speaker 6: pretending that it's all casual, where it's like I'm trying
Speaker 6: to make rent you mothers, your rich assholes so stressful. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and so did Catherine Heigel ever sue you no.
Speaker 2: But it is weird.
Speaker 7: I broke out with the flu after, like immediately after
Speaker 7: I went home, and then I was like, well I
Speaker 7: caught something.
Speaker 2: I don't know this from Catherine Heigel.
Speaker 3: Sure, no, it's just so classic classic trauma flu.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I had the one time.
Speaker 5: This is no audition, but it was the only acting
Speaker 5: class I ever took in Austin, Texas. I mean I
Speaker 5: was a kid. I was twenty four, twenty three, and
Speaker 5: I it was a scene from Chasing Amy where where
Speaker 5: Ben Afleck or Ben Affleck, however you say his name,
Speaker 5: kisses Jason Lee to convince convince him he's gay. It's
Speaker 5: such a owned deaf movie. And this it was a
Speaker 5: time where I was, you know, it was still the nineties.
Speaker 5: I was nervous about kissing another boy man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was.
Speaker 5: And in addition to that, he had braces with little
Speaker 5: hooks for his rubber bands, so it added to my fear.
Speaker 5: So when but I went to his apartment and we ought,
Speaker 5: we like practiced, and then I would just be like
Speaker 5: and that's where all all kids, I'll do the kiss
Speaker 5: and he's like he's like yeah, yeah, okay. But in Yeah,
Speaker 5: when we did the presentation for the class. I fully
Speaker 5: ki like, I made out kissed him.
Speaker 3: I went over the and she stopped me and said, oh, no, no,
Speaker 3: you don't really have to kiss. She just assumed that
Speaker 3: it's the same, it's the boob touch. How would I
Speaker 3: know that I wasn't supposed to kill my teeth on
Speaker 3: his braces? By the way, I came in with a
Speaker 3: nervous jolt, and I kind of, you know, our biggest
Speaker 3: fear with kissing someone with brace is my first time
Speaker 3: and I really, I really.
Speaker 6: In acting classes, they're always telling things that you have
Speaker 6: to be comfortable with your body and you have to
Speaker 6: be willing to do you know, you're just the vessel
Speaker 6: or whatever. So I would think that the acting teacher
Speaker 6: would be if you didn't kiss the guy, the acting
Speaker 6: teacher would be like, hey, it's not about you, you
Speaker 6: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, yeah.
Speaker 6: The idea that they would say that after the fact
Speaker 6: is like parameters nice people.
Speaker 3: I think she said it was a brave choice and
Speaker 3: commended me, and that's when I knew, like, oh, I
Speaker 3: wasn't supposed to put my tongue in his mouth. I
Speaker 3: went all I didn't even like even if you had
Speaker 3: a real acting job, and you're doing a love scene
Speaker 3: if you don't really, they aren't really making out.
Speaker 5: They're doing like a open mouth. Hey I met your
Speaker 5: husband at the wrap party or whatever. Let's not really kiss.
Speaker 5: Let's tom cruise kiss where it's less. And I'm getting
Speaker 5: it's I'm going into so much detail that I feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: You should, I think you should feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: The tongue aspect changes it.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm maybe I oh, it is exaggerating.
Speaker 3: I forgot that was a joke. No T kissed him,
Speaker 3: God darn it. Yeah, hey, I just remembered. She said
Speaker 3: it was brave. So take that you too, I'm brave.
Speaker 4: Did you get and did you graduate from that class?
Speaker 4: Did you get moved up?
Speaker 6: I got?
Speaker 3: I got cast in Chasing Amy soon to come out,
Speaker 3: I did, Yeah, I think I think I uh with
Speaker 3: Flying Colors. Also, it was the day after nine to eleven.
Speaker 3: That's when this happened. This was September twelfth, two thousand.
Speaker 4: And one, So no one's ever going to remember.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were like, I don't know when to get
Speaker 3: back to normalcy. They keep telling us to get back
Speaker 3: to normalcy. Let me start with thrusting my tongue into
Speaker 3: this poor unsuspecting actor's face. He liked it, he did,
Speaker 3: he must did he did? He wanted to Kyle.
Speaker 6: Since this is a car driving podcast, do you have
Speaker 6: like do you have a favorite car? Do you have
Speaker 6: a like a car that did you? Did you drive
Speaker 6: down here from San Francisco when you moved to La
Speaker 6: Like what's your car relationship?
Speaker 3: Are you passionate about driving?
Speaker 2: My passionate about car?
Speaker 4: Do you feel about vehicles?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: I feel well, I'm really I'm croned to a lot
Speaker 7: of accidents. I mean, I guess I shouldn't be proud
Speaker 7: of that, but I get to a lot of Actually.
Speaker 2: This year I haven't. I think it's because of quarantine.
Speaker 2: But so I've been pretty good. I used to have
Speaker 2: a car.
Speaker 7: Well, I used to smoke in this one car, and
Speaker 7: so that car really was like, oh, sorry my leg,
Speaker 7: I just got a cramp in my leg.
Speaker 4: Oh no, currently yeah, well walk it off.
Speaker 2: Oh I got it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm good, says That's what I did when I
Speaker 3: couldn't remember that guy's name. Yeah, I thought you were
Speaker 3: doing that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I didn't want to talk about it.
Speaker 4: That's your trauma.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had it. So I had that car. It
Speaker 2: was like a Honda Civic.
Speaker 7: But I really like, it's really bad if you smoke
Speaker 7: in your car, because it really it's crazy, but it
Speaker 7: really burns your car.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know if you guys have ever, you know, yeah,
Speaker 6: you little you have the little like when you hold
Speaker 6: it up, you can like if you touch the ceiling,
Speaker 6: that felt burns immediately, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had like little holes and it just smelled.
Speaker 7: So so then my new I have a different car,
Speaker 7: but it's now it smells okay, But I don't really
Speaker 7: I like driving, but I'm not very I guess again
Speaker 7: to accidents.
Speaker 3: Well, it's just a practice thing.
Speaker 5: I mean, you should just go since we're in quarantine,
Speaker 5: go to an empty parking lot, lay down your own
Speaker 5: orange cones.
Speaker 3: I just just do a little practicing.
Speaker 6: Are the are they when you get an accidents? Is
Speaker 6: it your fault or are they like rear ending people
Speaker 6: and stuff? Yeah, typically it's my fault. And I don't
Speaker 6: know what I think it's that I'm eight, I am
Speaker 6: like eighty. D im just well, actually my last accident
Speaker 6: was not my fault. It was because literally a big
Speaker 6: piece of wood on the freeway I drove it to
Speaker 6: my car.
Speaker 7: What I was just driving and I want to say
Speaker 7: it was like a set of drawers or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, no, I guess it.
Speaker 7: Was just in the moment, I was just like, oh,
Speaker 7: that's a paper bag or it's going to fly away.
Speaker 7: So I could just drive into.
Speaker 5: Well, the worst thing you can do is swerve right,
Speaker 5: and he hit another car.
Speaker 3: So you did the right thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So that was That was nice because I could
Speaker 7: just you know, it wasn't with someone else and I
Speaker 7: didn't have to feel you know, I feel like I've
Speaker 7: gotten a lot of weird situations where with like people who.
Speaker 2: Are just strange.
Speaker 7: And I had this one time I got into an
Speaker 7: accident and this it was with a teenage girl.
Speaker 4: And then her dad.
Speaker 7: I started crying, and then the teenage girl started crying,
Speaker 7: and then her dad came and he was like yelling
Speaker 7: at me. And then so I was I found this
Speaker 7: other guy and I'm like near the house, and I
Speaker 7: was like, could you come and help.
Speaker 2: D like.
Speaker 6: On my side, dad energy on the side, please wait,
Speaker 6: Where did you find this surrogate dad?
Speaker 7: He was because I lived in like these little like bungalows,
Speaker 7: just like a guy who I think was like who works.
Speaker 2: On the car, And it was just like, hey, can
Speaker 2: you come and help?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's amazing.
Speaker 4: And it was your fault or the teenage girl's fault.
Speaker 7: It was my fault, but it was She was kind
Speaker 7: of swearing at me. It was very like verbal, like
Speaker 7: we were yelling at each other. It made me really
Speaker 7: like think about my life because I was like, I'm a.
Speaker 2: Lot older and why am I doing? Why am I
Speaker 2: not handling this like an adult? Yeah?
Speaker 4: You know, but it's scary.
Speaker 6: It's so the last car accident I got into, I
Speaker 6: believe I was in my Honda Fit and I was
Speaker 6: on turning up from a street onto Franklin and I
Speaker 6: looked this way and there was no cars because it
Speaker 6: was like ten thirty at night. I look to the left,
Speaker 6: there's no cars. I look to the right, there's a
Speaker 6: car waiting to turn left onto the street I'm on.
Speaker 4: So she and I were kind of staring at.
Speaker 6: Each other because I was like, I'm at the stop sign,
Speaker 6: so she can go, but she wasn't going, and she
Speaker 6: wasn't going, and so then she waved me to go,
Speaker 6: so I went, and a car had been flying down
Speaker 6: Franklin and t boned into my car because I didn't
Speaker 6: look again to the left, because truly, the last time
Speaker 6: I looked, which was say, five seconds before, there was
Speaker 6: no car like on the horizon. Even so this car
Speaker 6: was going like seventy miles out an hour down Franklin,
Speaker 6: but still my fault because I didn't look to the left,
Speaker 6: and it was like the woman went like go go,
Speaker 6: and I went and turned and then just all of
Speaker 6: a sudden, I didn't hear anything whatever. All of a sudden,
Speaker 6: the inside of my car just had a bunch of
Speaker 6: smoke in it, and I just kind of didn't know
Speaker 6: what was going on. And my airbag had gone off,
Speaker 6: so it was like the impact and everything, it was
Speaker 6: just like it was one of the weirdest experiences. And
Speaker 6: the idea that this guy hit me and his car
Speaker 6: the way our both of our cars were made, because
Speaker 6: I had a Honda fit and he had whatever he had.
Speaker 6: They just bounced off each other like that. So I
Speaker 6: had a big dent in my car and my airbag
Speaker 6: went off, but I was fine and he was fine,
Speaker 6: and his car was absolutely fine. It was one of
Speaker 6: the weirdest things. But it was super loud and it
Speaker 6: was just shocking, like crazy shocking, and then he like
Speaker 6: and then the lady was like, that guy was speeding.
Speaker 6: And a lady pulled up and was like, that guy
Speaker 6: passed me back there, and she she was like, I
Speaker 6: will testify for you if you want me to, because
Speaker 6: that guy was driving erratically and it was just a
Speaker 6: whole thing.
Speaker 4: It was so bizarre.
Speaker 6: An ambulance came and I was like, can you My
Speaker 6: arm feels weird, and the guy's.
Speaker 4: Like, your arm's not broken.
Speaker 2: You're fine.
Speaker 4: Like it was.
Speaker 6: It was so dramatic and yet nothing actually happened.
Speaker 5: And it's all the fault of this this random person
Speaker 5: that was giving you the go ahead.
Speaker 6: It kind of was her fat strangers. Yeah, no, never
Speaker 6: just because someone's waiving you on. Yeah, that's the real
Speaker 6: point of my story, because that was a long story
Speaker 6: for kind of nothing.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The point is if somebody waves you to take a turn,
Speaker 6: don't just do it.
Speaker 4: You have to check your.
Speaker 5: That happens so often where they're like go go and
Speaker 5: I see them and they don't see that a car's coming.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you trying to kill me? This
Speaker 3: is involuntary vehicular manslaughter.
Speaker 6: You're a lady a trying to come in a car,
Speaker 6: you're eating and a bedding my dad.
Speaker 3: It's this correct, it's turning into it citizens arrest.
Speaker 4: That's what I think when I looked in Sacramento.
Speaker 6: Used to get into rear end accidents all the time
Speaker 6: because I sped constantly, so I would always be slamming
Speaker 6: on the brakes, locking up and slamming into the.
Speaker 2: Back of cars.
Speaker 6: I did it so many times that my mom made
Speaker 6: me move home from Sacramento. It was a city, it
Speaker 6: was the city. It was making me crazy. But there's nothing.
Speaker 6: It's such a jarring, horrible experience. It's like it's so
Speaker 6: loud and it's so upsetting. And then you're right, Kyle,
Speaker 6: like you don't it's the most random person you're now
Speaker 6: combined with.
Speaker 4: That's they're upset.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and they're upset and eure upset and they rarely
Speaker 6: act chill.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's that woman. The girl the dad ended
Speaker 2: up showing up my house trying to sue me. Oh
Speaker 2: my I caused her trauma.
Speaker 7: So it was just like then I had to deal
Speaker 7: with this person, and then you know, that's the thing
Speaker 7: I don't like is that you don't know who you're
Speaker 7: going to deal with, and it's they're going to be like, hey,
Speaker 7: let's just figure this out like through insurance and so yeah,
Speaker 7: that's what skews me out about stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, more often than not, that person's going to act
Speaker 5: like a unit lunatic, crazy person.
Speaker 4: They're going to sing very high like a castrati. I
Speaker 4: don't know why, but it's what happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is Yeah, that's absolutely the scariest I don't
Speaker 3: I just want to I just stay in the car
Speaker 3: and say let's call the police and and not dealed
Speaker 3: with each other. I would rather do that because then
Speaker 3: they can deal with But in this city, but.
Speaker 4: The police won't come.
Speaker 3: They want someone.
Speaker 5: You have to lie and say your your femur bone
Speaker 5: is sticking out. Sorry, sorry to be graphic, but that's
Speaker 5: what I've learned.
Speaker 2: They really won't come.
Speaker 5: And that's when when Karen and I started this podcast,
Speaker 5: I had I was just on the heels. I talked
Speaker 5: about it the first ten episodes, but I was. I
Speaker 5: was in a rear end accident where I sat had
Speaker 5: a light in the same car that she in that
Speaker 5: in a Honda fit and the same thing happened.
Speaker 3: It got squished, but I was fine. There was smoke, and.
Speaker 5: But I I we called the police and they just said,
Speaker 5: we are too busy.
Speaker 3: Deal with it yourself. And so the tow truck driver
Speaker 3: of all people, was like, take a picture of the
Speaker 3: guy's license, take a picture of any insurance cards, and
Speaker 3: gave me a ride. He saved the day. That's nice
Speaker 3: man from Russia. I should thank him, but I don't
Speaker 3: know how. But he acted like my dad. He was
Speaker 3: my Russian dad that day.
Speaker 4: Everyone should have triple A. It's not that expensive.
Speaker 3: Yep, I do, and I learn my lesson.
Speaker 6: It's very helpful, especially if you have a car that
Speaker 6: isn't doesn't have a warranty, or isn't on the newer side,
Speaker 6: or isn't a Honda. I'm such a believer in Honda's
Speaker 6: because you really they last forever and they rarely break down.
Speaker 6: But if you have a different kind of car, then
Speaker 6: you need you need to be able to call.
Speaker 4: A tow truck guy because they will help you.
Speaker 3: They will eat in my case, even emotionally.
Speaker 4: Maybe more so.
Speaker 3: Can you give my heart a lift? Did you, Kyle?
Speaker 5: Are you from the Bay Area or am I just
Speaker 5: assuming that because oh yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm from I was born and my parents are still
Speaker 2: in San Francisco. Uh huh.
Speaker 7: But I just have been out here for a really
Speaker 7: long time. So when I started comedy, I would go
Speaker 7: back a lot. So a lot of times people thought
Speaker 7: I was started in the Bay Area but actually started here.
Speaker 2: Oh really okay, yeah, which was like hard and terrible.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if I agree, there is nowhere that scares me
Speaker 5: more than San Francisco for driving, just all, I don't
Speaker 5: think I would. I would rather drive in New York City, yeah,
Speaker 5: just all the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to stop at the at the apex of.
Speaker 5: An incline and where everyone is rolling backwards to start
Speaker 5: up again. Nothing scares me more than like being stopped
Speaker 5: on an incline.
Speaker 3: I don't. It made me not granted, I.
Speaker 6: Will drive in the city know not to Like That's
Speaker 6: the thing about it is you learn from other drivers.
Speaker 6: You don't pull right up to the back of somebody
Speaker 6: if you're on a hill. You give people, like, you know,
Speaker 6: half a car length to roll a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I mean that's you know, you learn.
Speaker 4: As you go. I drove so much when I lived
Speaker 4: in the city, I drunk drove around that.
Speaker 5: People frown on it. But it is a way to
Speaker 5: get good at driving it.
Speaker 6: Really, I'm not bragging or anything, but it is. I'm
Speaker 6: not saying it is a hard city. And it's also
Speaker 6: hard when there's because the streetcar tracks sometimes you don't
Speaker 6: know where you're like, I'm trying to turn left, but
Speaker 6: is it there? And am I is this right? And
Speaker 6: you know, like it messes up the lines sometimes.
Speaker 3: But there's also the added fear of there is very
Speaker 3: high voltage of live electricity right under those tracks. Does
Speaker 3: anyone ever worry about that?
Speaker 4: Isn't it up?
Speaker 7: Yes, it's not underneath there could be yeah, well electricity
Speaker 7: on there from them running over them.
Speaker 4: Right, It's so like static electricity.
Speaker 2: It's static.
Speaker 4: Just friction. There's kind of just electricity in the air.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 5: I'm I will forever be afraid of going over those tracks,
Speaker 5: at least in bare feet.
Speaker 3: We're on a narrow real bicycle.
Speaker 6: So, Kyle, so you're down here, what if you're not
Speaker 6: doing comedy in zooms? What have you been doing with
Speaker 6: your quarantine time?
Speaker 2: Wow? I mean it's not like not a lot.
Speaker 7: I mean I've been watching like I feel like I've
Speaker 7: been watching every movie yeah out there.
Speaker 2: I mean I have a dog.
Speaker 7: I got a dog, and that's sort of like taking
Speaker 7: up a sizeable amount of my time. But I think
Speaker 7: about it, I'm like, Wow, if I didn't have this dog,
Speaker 7: I probably would have like lots of more time.
Speaker 2: But the dog is taking up a lot of time.
Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, I don't think in any other situation I'd
Speaker 7: be able to take care of like a really young dog.
Speaker 7: So yeah, I have a cute little His dame's Clam,
Speaker 7: really good names Clam, and he's a you know, it's
Speaker 7: really nice because I always this is really weird. This
Speaker 7: is I'm sure you guys are not going to believe
Speaker 7: this is true, but it really is true. When I
Speaker 7: was in middle school, my good friend in middle school
Speaker 7: said to me, you really could use an animal to
Speaker 7: like love like you need to love something. I swear
Speaker 7: to god it doesn't sound real, But someone in middle
Speaker 7: school said, I think you could do what do some
Speaker 7: good for you to like love something?
Speaker 3: Child?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Really? Was it an indigo child?
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 2: But I genuinely, now that I have a dog, I'm like.
Speaker 7: Oh, I think she was right, Like somebody really like
Speaker 7: could It's really helpful for me to have like this
Speaker 7: thing that I take care of.
Speaker 2: So yeah.
Speaker 5: I seriously thought about getting a dog or a cat
Speaker 5: at the beginning of Quarantine and didn't because I'm not
Speaker 5: supposed to. But I could have gotten away with it.
Speaker 5: But I'm like you now, I'm just watching every show
Speaker 5: knowing that it will be a bad made for TV
Speaker 5: Jason Statham action film. I still watch everything, but in
Speaker 5: the beginning I was discovering new hobbies. I'm just I've
Speaker 5: gone downhill. I'm really I really was looking forward to
Speaker 5: how I would find myself during this thing.
Speaker 6: But I think you have time, though, buddy. I think
Speaker 6: you have at least one more year.
Speaker 3: This late in the game, no joke. Yeah it's not late.
Speaker 4: I think we should.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, if you wanted to get into like knitting,
Speaker 6: or if you did want to adopt an animal, you'll
Speaker 6: find that you have the time.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 6: I don't think it's ending anytime, but since people are
Speaker 6: still going to restaurants and shit, like, how can it end?
Speaker 3: Do you quit? You with your boyfriend Kyle?
Speaker 2: That is a crazy thing too. We did it. I
Speaker 2: mean we had known each other for six months.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I love it, and so.
Speaker 7: It was really just like, you know, it's like worked
Speaker 7: out you know. I think what helps is he's not
Speaker 7: in comedy, so he does is.
Speaker 4: You know, thank god, thank God.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So it's like it feels I feel like, honestly, I've
Speaker 7: been I used to talk about how I kind of
Speaker 7: dreamt of this like Martha Stewart.
Speaker 2: Like other life.
Speaker 7: So I feel like, weirdly, it's like so separate from comedy.
Speaker 7: I feel like I've been living like some sort of life,
Speaker 7: non comedy life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and maybe that's good.
Speaker 3: I think that is. I think it really is. Whether
Speaker 3: you pinpoint it, it is good for us, it is.
Speaker 5: I've I've I'm and when that started, I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: I don't think I like myself well enough to be
Speaker 5: a catless home dweller. And I've been really impressed with
Speaker 5: my ability to enjoy this whole thing. You Has that
Speaker 5: been the case for you, Kyle? Are you kind of
Speaker 5: like I needed this in a weird way?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 7: I mean it's just like a reason to sort of
Speaker 7: like really disconnect. I mean, I'm really like so antisocial.
Speaker 7: I don't go to parties. I even if it's a
Speaker 7: good friend, they'll usually be like I understand.
Speaker 2: Like I honestly, this has not been that hard for me.
Speaker 7: I'm actually scared of what it comes back because I
Speaker 7: don't think. I think I've lost a lot of skills
Speaker 7: that I was trying belave.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, I think I'm going to be
Speaker 2: very weird.
Speaker 6: Everybody else will too, though. That's the good news is
Speaker 6: everyone's lost skills. Everyone no one knows how to interact anymore.
Speaker 6: Like keep in mind that you're not the only one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's a weird.
Speaker 5: It's a weird and I think healthy combination of everyone's
Speaker 5: going to be out of practice, but looming all where
Speaker 5: all feel like once things are normal, we have to
Speaker 5: at least try. You're going to make yourself go to
Speaker 5: parties now.
Speaker 3: And everyone's going to be Everyone's going to be bad
Speaker 3: at it and it's going to be great.
Speaker 2: No one's going to know.
Speaker 1: How to talk.
Speaker 3: People are just going to be a party, yeah, spilling drinks.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 7: It's really weird because I'm like, I'm at an age
Speaker 7: where I feel like I should have some but I
Speaker 7: literally I forget how to speak, Like I got very strange.
Speaker 6: Just I don't.
Speaker 2: It's very weird. I can't. It's just something that I
Speaker 2: don't have. I just I don't know what I bet
Speaker 2: one on one.
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, yeah, I think I don't trust anyone
Speaker 5: that is better with groups. We gotta nail the one
Speaker 5: on one thing first, it's the most important one.
Speaker 6: I was just talking to my friend about this because
Speaker 6: they were like somebody talking about how everyone hates parties,
Speaker 6: like people love to say, oh, I can't deal with parties,
Speaker 6: but everybody feels that.
Speaker 4: Way, and you have to kind of remember that.
Speaker 6: That's what going in because I skipped everything I was
Speaker 6: invited to for the past five years. But then I
Speaker 6: moved into a new house and I like it so
Speaker 6: much that I wanted people to come over. So I
Speaker 6: started having parties and they were really fun. Then I'm like, okay,
Speaker 6: I'm going to be the party person that like constantly
Speaker 6: is having these parties and you know the rotating invite
Speaker 6: list where it's like this person should meet this person
Speaker 6: and be like a real salon, the holder of a
Speaker 6: salon or whatever, which is like the literal opposite of
Speaker 6: the way I'd been living for probably six years before that.
Speaker 6: But it is the then kind of thing where you
Speaker 6: just like, if you can go in knowing everyone else
Speaker 6: feels as bad as you do, and they're they're.
Speaker 4: Also trying to power through. Then it makes it.
Speaker 6: It's like it's very I used to always just be like,
Speaker 6: they're all so good at it and they're all so
Speaker 6: natural or whatever, and it's like you to remember, people
Speaker 6: are on tons of pills. People are miserable, they hate
Speaker 6: themselves so much. Everyone's very lonely, and they're just doing
Speaker 6: their fucking best.
Speaker 4: Most people drag themselves to party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's what I'm saying now everyone, it's out
Speaker 3: in the open that we all feel that way. We're
Speaker 3: all popping pills. Yeah, we're all an pill.
Speaker 2: Party to these you have to take a Xanax when
Speaker 2: you walk in the door.
Speaker 5: No one's gonna be good at it anymore. It's great,
Speaker 5: there's no pressure. You got to go to these parties, Kyle.
Speaker 4: As soon as small talk, everyone's going to be the
Speaker 4: most awkward.
Speaker 6: No, it's no small talk. Can't think of anything to say,
Speaker 6: come on.
Speaker 7: My friend says that because I told my friend, who's
Speaker 7: really social, I was like, what should how do I
Speaker 7: conquer this?
Speaker 2: And she just smile?
Speaker 7: So I just like to I just go, I'll go
Speaker 7: to a party, just just smile.
Speaker 2: Does it work?
Speaker 3: Just smile and bring an animal. Is it the same kid?
Speaker 7: Well, I think like she just meant like it. Then
Speaker 7: it's just like you look at least inviting.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, sometimes too. I don't know if you've
Speaker 6: ever done this trick, because I also wear glasses. If
Speaker 6: I am, I know I'm going to be nervous, I
Speaker 6: just take my glasses off so I can't see details
Speaker 6: of people's faces.
Speaker 2: Wow, And it.
Speaker 6: Really works because what my problem is is I see
Speaker 6: a react, I see a facial expression and immediately fill
Speaker 6: in the blank of what's happening where it's.
Speaker 4: Like that guy hates me so much. I mean I
Speaker 4: must have said something rude to him in the nineties.
Speaker 6: And I did, like this whole craziness where it's like
Speaker 6: when my glasses are off, it's truly just like kind
Speaker 6: of like a little circle floating in front of me
Speaker 6: where I'm just like, I don't know, frender foe, can't tell.
Speaker 6: Everything's possible, Like it really it makes a huge difference.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just you, mister magoo, your way through all
Speaker 3: the parties.
Speaker 6: I do, which is kind of like what drinking is,
Speaker 6: except I don't drink anymore. But I think that's why
Speaker 6: some people pre you know, they pre party before they
Speaker 6: go somewhere where it's like, well, if you can't do that,
Speaker 6: you just take your glasses off and it's just acting
Speaker 6: like you love it. Just put your hands out a lot,
Speaker 6: and people look like, look at her, she's so glamorous
Speaker 6: and it looks like you're doing something interesting.
Speaker 3: Just close your eyes, close your eyes and smile and
Speaker 3: just walk around a party and feel about.
Speaker 4: Tell people you're.
Speaker 6: Like a dancer or something where you're just like, she's
Speaker 6: from New York.
Speaker 3: She's so whimsical.
Speaker 2: Look she's already. I'm gonna say your performance art.
Speaker 6: You're doing a site specific performance art piece at the party.
Speaker 3: I don't know about you, guys, but I can't wait.
Speaker 4: I can't wait.
Speaker 3: Yeah, parties, I'm going to go to all of them.
Speaker 6: I'm going to act so cool at that part and
Speaker 6: every party that we go to. Is there anything you
Speaker 6: want to plug? Yeah, like a thing that you have
Speaker 6: done that you want people to know about.
Speaker 3: Derek's dead. You're in Derek'stead.
Speaker 5: I just put it together a second ago, but I
Speaker 5: didn't want to, didn't you.
Speaker 3: I love that movie?
Speaker 2: You don't like them?
Speaker 3: I are you? She's the delivers ashes too in this
Speaker 3: Uh it's you're great in it, and it's a it's
Speaker 3: a very memorable part, but like the perfect thing to
Speaker 3: be in a movie where you're in it for just
Speaker 3: a moment, but it's very memorable the way you just
Speaker 3: nonchalantly deliver these ashes and let him know with no
Speaker 3: emotion that his friend has done.
Speaker 4: Whose movie is it?
Speaker 2: I don't know how good my.
Speaker 3: You're great in it? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I didn't know you. Yeah, I didn't know who you were.
Speaker 5: And I was like, who's that? She's great. It's like
Speaker 5: he's being served, but he's being served ash.
Speaker 4: Who Who's movie?
Speaker 3: It's a Kurt Kurt Neil? Kurt Neil? Yeah, okay, it's
Speaker 3: called Derek's.
Speaker 6: Dead aka andy Wood Mirror andy Wood exactly. He's the
Speaker 6: one that looks exactly like Andy Wood.
Speaker 3: Oh does he really does? He does look like Andy Wood.
Speaker 6: Okay, it's this thing. It's because I know andy Wood,
Speaker 6: but I don't know Kurt Neil. But then I've seen
Speaker 6: Kurt Neil and thought Andy Wood was being rude to
Speaker 6: me and then realize, oh, we don't know each other
Speaker 6: and that's not andy Wood.
Speaker 3: Oh that's happened to me, so many times. Yes, Bizarro.
Speaker 5: Andy Wood wrote and directed and I think directed this
Speaker 5: movie and I very much enjoyed it and you were great.
Speaker 3: Not that that's your plug. I didn't mean to hijack
Speaker 3: your plug.
Speaker 7: I know you.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 7: Anna and Sarah Ga and I will have a podcast
Speaker 7: which I'm excited about. But it's I don't know when
Speaker 7: that's going to come out, but it's investigate investigation, investigative.
Speaker 9: And investigative are investigating tell us the title.
Speaker 7: The way we pitched it was like we were like,
Speaker 7: we want to investigate the ship. You're scared to investigate,
Speaker 7: and so it's like it's it's like mundane mysteries. So
Speaker 7: why you know a quarantine one, why do some people
Speaker 7: wore masks and some people were bandanas?
Speaker 2: Is a personality thing or.
Speaker 9: And you'll have experts on We just we want to
Speaker 9: go undercover a lot and also like give people things
Speaker 9: in like you know, Manila envelopes and.
Speaker 2: You know, take pictures of spy on people.
Speaker 4: So do you have like a beige rain coat that
Speaker 4: you're going to wear?
Speaker 2: Hopefully it's you.
Speaker 3: Should do it? Yeah, Bress like crime.
Speaker 6: Talk, Yeah, will you let us know when that gets launched?
Speaker 6: Let us know, so we can tell our listeners. Now
Speaker 6: you can listen to it. Yes, do you think it'll
Speaker 6: be within the next year.
Speaker 7: We've like kind of planned out all the episodes. We
Speaker 7: just have to get out into the field.
Speaker 8: Oh right, yeah, yeah, it's going to be a big
Speaker 8: part and hopefully we're I think we're going to be
Speaker 8: able to do it through quarantine, but I don't, you know, hopefully,
Speaker 8: but yeah, hopefully.
Speaker 2: I'll let you know when it's out.
Speaker 6: When it's out or when it's about to be released,
Speaker 6: you and Anna should come on. Yeah, oh yeah, that'd
Speaker 6: be great.
Speaker 7: Yes, I'd like she's being her around because she's like
Speaker 7: a little more spicy than me. So it really helps
Speaker 7: bring out my confidence because she's sort of like, you know,
Speaker 7: like that's why we're good friends, because she's kind of
Speaker 7: like the you know, personality, and I could just sort.
Speaker 4: Of I think you're doing good.
Speaker 3: When I first met her, I was like, she is sesty.
Speaker 3: I remember saying that, you.
Speaker 6: Guys, she is fucking hilarious. She makes me laugh so hard,
Speaker 6: and her Twitter is so good.
Speaker 2: She's funny.
Speaker 3: Let's plug Anna Sarajani's Twitter.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to disappoint both of you. She is my favorite.
Speaker 3: I agree. Thank you for being on Kyle, it was
Speaker 3: fased so much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was delightful. Nice to see you too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I hope you guys are doing good and.
Speaker 3: I am thank you.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, not really, but we'll talk about
Speaker 4: it differently.
Speaker 3: We'll hear who ruined that show?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, stay on the zoom and I'll tell you
Speaker 2: the whole story. Do you want to know.
Speaker 3: You've been listening to? Do you need a ride? Everybody?
Speaker 3: D Yan?
Speaker 1: Are I need it?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 1: You want to way back home? Either way we want
Speaker 1: to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim.
Speaker 6: Give us time and the terminol and gay.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off in style. Do you wanna
Speaker 1: welcome you back home? Tell us all about every scared?
Speaker 1: He was it fine? Malcorn? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need little?
Speaker 3: Little with Karen and cress
Speaker 7: H m hm