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Speaker 2: Was it fine? Now? Porn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 4: And this is Karen Tilgariff.

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Speaker 5: We we planned today to just re reiterate what our

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Speaker 5: original mission statement was for the sake of our guest

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Speaker 5: and for those tuning in for the first time.

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Speaker 3: There might be someone out there. This is a podcast

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Speaker 3: where we drive comedians in our car and record in

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Speaker 3: it like a mobile studio. Sometimes we're in the olden

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Speaker 3: days to the tour from the airport. Isn't that correct, Karen?

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 4: I affirm that what you just said is true.

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Speaker 6: We had to stop doing it when the Great Quarantine

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Speaker 6: of twenty twenty began. Yeah, although we has been great,

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Speaker 6: it has been a gorgeous core for me. Anyway, I've

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Speaker 6: cleared up. But you know, so it's the concept of

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Speaker 6: this podcast has changed, but the spirit remains the same. Yes,

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Speaker 6: and so with that, I think we should introduce our

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I just wanted to say that off the bet.

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Speaker 5: I mean, we always assume that it's repeat listeners, but

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Speaker 5: there might be someone new. What if they choose this

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Speaker 5: episode and they're like, what part of this is about

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Speaker 5: giving a ride? I'm furious.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm confused. I don't get it.

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Speaker 6: Why did I saw this on a Facebook ad and

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Speaker 6: now I clicked over? None of this is making sense.

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Speaker 6: It's a terrible christ Did I tell you I bought

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Speaker 6: a bunch of Facebook ads?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah. My phone's blowing up.

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Speaker 6: So please welcome our guests for today, brilliant comedian and

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Speaker 6: all around wonderful personality, Kyle Mazona.

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Speaker 2: Hello, thank you coming me.

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Speaker 4: You're welcome. Did I pronounce your last name correctly?

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Speaker 2: Well? How did you say it? Justzona? Yeah? Great?

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Speaker 6: Every time I go into any introduction like that, this

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Speaker 4: Name, I go, I don't actually know how to pronounce this.

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Speaker 3: I do it every time, even if it's the name

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Speaker 5: A slight panic, I it's a hang up. I have

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why I can't do like hosting, so like

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Speaker 3: Do you have a moment in your life where you

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Speaker 7: You just go, you introduce the Why when I introduce people,

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Speaker 7: I think that's when I'll always get like a little nervous,

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Speaker 2: In yeah, yeah, just take your cue. Yeah, I'm just

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Speaker 6: I've done that so many times where it's it's people

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Speaker 4: You guys would love each other.

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Speaker 6: You just start filling in where you want the conversation

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Speaker 3: I've done it so many times it's bad.

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Speaker 5: I just start listing the interests, showing off how much

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Speaker 6: It's a word we all have about words. I feel

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Speaker 6: Am I getting too cocky about this? But the reason

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Speaker 4: You were so good.

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Speaker 7: It was a really nice because usually I feel like

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Speaker 6: And all the other people it was a really you

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Speaker 6: It was when I was doing my comedy songs, which

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Speaker 4: And you did that bit.

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Speaker 6: I'm not gonna be able to remember like the details,

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I used to do so many like real.

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Speaker 4: Like it was so fun. Bit, yeah, I do.

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Speaker 2: It could have been maybe like a was it Prince

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Speaker 4: It was just good time.

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Speaker 3: And Kyle, I, it's just all truthful because I remember

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Speaker 7: That is really nice because truthfully, I'm always I think

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Speaker 5: I just watched a clip of yours about your your

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Speaker 7: Well, I just like because I feel like I've just

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Speaker 4: Like that's what stand in it.

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Speaker 5: There's bits that are twenty years old that evolved that

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there were only ten minutes of my act that

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Speaker 6: Chris, what can you do the bit that you're talking

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Speaker 3: Around the time before she chose this screen name, a

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Speaker 5: Get so specific where the shirt would say ninety percent angel,

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Speaker 5: ten percent devil, So they were they were more complicated children, sure,

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Speaker 5: But but Kyle knew that she was a devil. Okay,

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Speaker 5: She's like, and my user name is definitely going to

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Speaker 5: She was fond of that phrase, so she thought, why

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Speaker 2: These are really good. You actually made it better.

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Speaker 3: I'm happy with how much I remembered, considering I don't

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Speaker 6: Like there's something that's so I feel like people don't

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Speaker 7: And people don't like it. It's not a joke. So

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Speaker 4: Like that was perfect?

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Speaker 6: Like that's what I was always in it for, but

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Speaker 4: I just that was that was the high I was chasing.

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Speaker 3: Karen celebrates with violence.

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Speaker 4: That's a party to me. That's what I like.

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Speaker 5: Was that that joke that you wish I hadn't brought up, Kyle?

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Speaker 2: I think that was a Hello Giggle show?

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Speaker 7: Don't really know what that really was. I think it

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Speaker 4: Yeah, was dead hand send the host?

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Speaker 2: I don't even I don't remember.

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Speaker 3: Have you done that Cheaper than Therapy?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And for some I'm just wanting it to have

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Speaker 7: So that show is so funny. You always feel what

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Speaker 3: What I've never known.

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Speaker 5: I So it was good for me because you are, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: That's drama teachers. That's the last time I had a

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Speaker 6: Wait, so is this a show that's in a Is

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Speaker 7: Yes, it's downtown and it's like the back But for

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Speaker 3: I think I rely on the project.

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Speaker 4: So wait, will you?

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Speaker 6: But first of all, you tell will you tell us

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Speaker 2: The Cuberta in Therapy. Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Is it just a regular show just how to mind up?

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Speaker 7: It's just I think it's just so you just remember

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Speaker 7: But I think there was a stool, which is interesting

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Speaker 7: And it definitely messed me up because I think something

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Speaker 3: It makes you. It made me do stand up differently,

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Speaker 5: But yeah, there's a stool. You feel like you should

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Speaker 4: It was that's very san Francisco.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry to judge, but that is that's some San

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so obviously road trip. Yeah, I wonder what

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Speaker 3: So Kyle, you haven't did you try these zoom shows

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Speaker 7: I did, But I think that this is probably bad

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Speaker 7: you know. Some comic is like writing jokes furiously and

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Speaker 7: I'm just like here messing around. So I'm going to

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Speaker 2: Media, but it's happening right now. You know something a lot.

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Speaker 6: I'm not saying it's a hard joke, but I'm saying conceptually,

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Speaker 2: It's actually kind of what I did.

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Speaker 1: I knew it was good.

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Speaker 4: It was a lot of waste of time.

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Speaker 2: Well, the host was like, well that's it, so yeah,

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Speaker 3: If I tell a joke, I'm not going to hear

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00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaker 3: any laps. That's the issue.

446
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,880
Speaker 6: Yes, there's no energy to kind of feed off of it.

447
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 4: It is good. I'll keep trying.

448
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell stories or show pets.

449
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:50,119
Speaker 7: I think it's also I perform a lot off of

450
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 7: anxiety and like being nervous, and that really kind of

451
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 7: does something for me. So if I'm in my house,

452
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,679
Speaker 7: it's like I feel so I need to feel like

453
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 7: see you know, yes.

454
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 5: Yes, are there things to do to feel unsafe Like

455
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 5: I used to once I got comfortable on stage, I

456
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 5: would just drink a ton of coffee to manufacture Oh yeah,

457
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 5: I get unsafe, jittery, anxious feeling that I need right now,

458
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,400
Speaker 5: right now to.

459
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 2: Do that for this to seem like alive. But yeah,

460
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 2: I used to drink red Bull, which was really bad.

461
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, but man, it just works, or if not psychologically

462
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,640
Speaker 5: I was a real red Bull. I would drink red

463
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,399
Speaker 5: Bull or I'd run around the block before shows.

464
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 4: Oh a little bit sweaty, you have a little bit

465
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 4: of a glow.

466
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 5: Every time I run around the Yes, sweaty people love

467
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 5: a sweaty performer.

468
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 3: It means yes, they're professional. Yeah.

469
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 5: Every time I've run or been forced to run because

470
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 5: I'm late or something. My dream is to just run

471
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 5: to a venue in the door and immediately run on stage,

472
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 5: so there's no downtime. You're not in a green room, uh,

473
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:11,439
Speaker 5: you know, making conversation or having questions asked. I just

474
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 5: want to run into the building, do the set, and

475
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 5: then run the fuck out the back door when I'm done.

476
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 6: You'll get there, Okay, really, Karen, Yes, your dreams are

477
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:22,880
Speaker 6: going to come through.

478
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 2: You'll be able to run.

479
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:28,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

480
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 5: Or it's that or you end up just telling stories

481
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 5: like That's what the Zoom shows have done for me.

482
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 3: So maybe that's a good thing to come from it. Oh,

483
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 3: I'm a storyteller, now, you know you can.

484
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 4: Do all these storytelling shows.

485
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't have any story.

486
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 3: I don't don't have stories. There's Dad evil.

487
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 6: Dad Evil is the fucking goals You start with that

488
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 6: that that whole show.

489
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 4: Opens up to you.

490
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 3: I really liked it.

491
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 4: It's really funny.

492
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 6: Wait, can you do you remember the thing I'm talking

493
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 6: about with the Prince and the music cue.

494
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 2: I think just say it.

495
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 7: Think what it was was I would play so last weekend.

496
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 7: It was pretty cool because you could like hook up

497
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 7: your phone. It was such a small space. I could

498
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 7: hook up my phone and hold it while I was

499
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,120
Speaker 7: on stage.

500
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 2: So I think what it was was the thing. There's

501
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 2: two things I used to do.

502
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 7: One thing was I used to hide behind a curtain

503
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 7: and go poison.

504
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 2: So I don't know what.

505
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 7: I don't know what that how that like what how

506
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 7: I even ended it. I think it just came out

507
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 7: and was like hello.

508
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 3: And so wasn't playing it.

509
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 2: It could have been that one.

510
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 7: Or I would play like the beginning of a print

511
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 7: song and then in this part just sort of like

512
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 7: do a move and then just restart it and do

513
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 7: the movie again.

514
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what it was.

515
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 3: It was so good.

516
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 4: It was really good. The whole thing was good.

517
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 6: Though.

518
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 4: It was like a real.

519
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 6: You know what it is, And it's like, this doesn't

520
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 6: happen that often, and I get so excited because also

521
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,439
Speaker 6: I always when I watch women do stand up, I

522
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 6: get so excited for them. It doesn't happen. It's happened

523
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 6: so much more often now. But I started in nineteen

524
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 6: ninety and so be like one out of ten or

525
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 6: one out of twenty. So watching a woman get on

526
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,439
Speaker 6: stage and kill is it truly it's like better than

527
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 6: when I do it for myself because it's just like

528
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 6: we can fuck yeah, fuck you, like again, I want

529
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,880
Speaker 6: to punch people because it's the thing of like, you know,

530
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 6: it's always that you're in this dude world where dudes

531
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,959
Speaker 6: are kind of like setting this tone and it's just

532
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 6: like a tone that like oftentimes would fuck me by

533
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 6: the time I got on stage, because it's just like, well,

534
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 6: now you're you know, you listen to all those jokes.

535
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 4: Now have to adjust to my thing.

536
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 6: Whereas like a really funny woman gets up and then

537
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,679
Speaker 6: you're just like that's right now that you know, like

538
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,199
Speaker 6: your mind has been opened and you don't have this

539
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 6: kind of like you're not hanging out with the dudes

540
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 6: like you're with the funny people, which is how it

541
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 6: is usually for comics. So watching you do that, it

542
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:22,679
Speaker 6: was like that audience got they got readjusted to hilarity

543
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 6: but also authenticity because you were just and maybe it

544
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 6: was because you were like, you know that space is

545
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 6: so good, Like they came to you. So you just

546
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 6: got to do your thing, and there wasn't a lot

547
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 6: of like it wasn't.

548
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 4: Effortful at all.

549
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 6: It just really truly was just like, oh, I'm just gonna,

550
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 6: you know, go up there and do my solid ten

551
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 6: as myself, which they adored. It was just a great

552
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 6: thing to see.

553
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, very nice.

554
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 6: Kyle.

555
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 3: Where are you right now? I see behind you some

556
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 3: sort of give us your address.

557
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 2: Actually, I was going to be like in a like darker.

558
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 7: I feel embarrassed that I've been such a well hit space.

559
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 7: This is like my boyfriend's little office area.

560
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 5: Well something, something needs to be performed in front of

561
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 5: that that sheet I want to say a grain.

562
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 7: Yeah that's like gray cream ice cream self tape stuff, which.

563
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 5: Yeah I heard a nice warm gray is what you

564
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 5: should do self tapes in front of And there it is.

565
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not good.

566
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 4: I just you know, you just got the I just got.

567
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 7: I'm like, at least it'll look like there's gray, you know,

568
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 7: But I don't think the thing is very good.

569
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 6: But you know, again, that's just like a zoom. How

570
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 6: can a self tape feel good? There's nothing it long

571
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,239
Speaker 6: ago when I used to do it there's nothing that

572
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 6: made me feel dumber then being recorded being like, but Carol,

573
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 6: I need you to give me that piece of paper,

574
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 6: Like it's stupid.

575
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 4: It's a stupid thing to do.

576
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 6: It's a stupid thing for an adult to try really

577
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 6: hard at. Like it's a setup in every way, Like,

578
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 6: if you're not a dipshit, you should feel stupid acting

579
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 6: by yourself into like an iPhone.

580
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 3: I think is that about acting in general? You should

581
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 3: be ashamed of yourself. You should be you, and you're

582
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,479
Speaker 3: an adult. If you're ashamed, you're doing it right. If

583
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 3: you're ashamed, you're smart. That's my one.

584
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just yeah, but at least I have the background.

585
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 5: So if you that's the only reason I brought it

586
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 5: up is it seems like you're in a professional scenic.

587
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 7: I know it's really big, but you know, the acting

588
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 7: stuf very professional.

589
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 2: Those setups have you done?

590
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 6: Like pre COVID have you had? Like, can you have

591
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 6: a bad audition story? There's nothing I have.

592
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 4: There's nothing.

593
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 2: I love many bad auditions. I can't even.

594
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 4: Oh can you think of your worst most painful moment

595
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 4: in an audition?

596
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 2: I mean, oh.

597
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 7: God, Okay, so I go to I went to this audition.

598
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 7: I'm not a good storyteller too.

599
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 2: I just say that.

600
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 7: So if it really starts to thank you can just

601
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 7: cut me off.

602
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 4: But we'll jump in. We'll jump in.

603
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 2: This is so bad, I mean.

604
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 7: The cool thing about it is that I recovered from it.

605
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 7: I really thought that this is the end of my life.

606
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 7: But so I go to this. I get this audition

607
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 7: and it's like the next day and it's like too much.

608
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 2: I have a memorization problem.

609
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 7: I can't remember anything, and there's just no nothing I

610
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 7: can do. So I'm like, oh, I'm fucked, but I'll

611
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 7: just go because like they are always, people are always

612
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 7: like just do it, just do it, you know, and

613
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 7: You're like, I don't feel like this is good. This

614
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 7: is a big opportunity for someone for me. So I

615
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 7: go and then I immediately see like all of these

616
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 7: like other Asian women comedians that I know, So I

617
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 7: start to feel sort of comfortable, and I'm like, I'm

618
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 7: not going to pay it when it's my time. I'm

619
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 7: just going to try to get comfortable and talk to people.

620
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 7: So I'm just like talking and I don't know the

621
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 7: words or whatever, so I'm just like trying to feel comfortable,

622
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 7: you know, like.

623
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 2: And then but no one people are coming in and out.

624
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 2: But you know, from what I understood from the paper

625
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 2: was like it was like straight to call back things.

626
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 2: So you're with the producer, the director, but no one

627
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 2: told me who I'd be reading with or anything like that.

628
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 2: And so then they're like okay, Kyle, and I was

629
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 2: like what okay? But no one coming out was telling

630
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 2: what was going on.

631
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 7: And then I get in there and it's like Catherine

632
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 7: Heigel and her face is so red, like she looks

633
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 7: like she just got like some kind of people.

634
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 2: It's like really read. I was like, oh my god.

635
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 7: And she's like she introduces herself as Katie to make

636
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 7: me feel comfortable, but just not knowing this information, I

637
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 7: just got like very nervous because I was just like,

638
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 7: no one told me I was reading with the lady

639
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 7: who this is with, you know, like no one someone

640
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 7: should have said something.

641
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh shit. And so she has to

642
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 2: like read with me, like really close.

643
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 7: And there's this a moment where like I'm supposed to

644
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:18,479
Speaker 7: touch her boob in it because that's a comedy, you know,

645
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 7: it's so funny for a woman to just touch a

646
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 7: woman's boob.

647
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 3: Especially a celebrity, you gotta throw them up. It's totally normal, I.

648
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 4: Was going to say.

649
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 6: And especially when an Asian woman is doing it. You

650
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 6: can tell. That's why they were casting it that way.

651
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 7: It's like, okay, supposed to be in Hegel's adopted sister.

652
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, that makes sense.

653
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 7: So it was to touch her boob, so I'm like, oh,

654
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 7: I know that's coming, but I was so nervous. I

655
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 7: could have been like, oh, hey, can I actually touch you?

656
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 2: Or I just is too nervous. So the moment came

657
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 2: and I it's so bad when you can like hear

658
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 2: yourself like you're carrying yourself out, so you're just like

659
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 2: and you hear it like oh I saw I'm bad.

660
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 2: I saw bad.

661
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 7: And then that moment came and then I was like, oh,

662
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 7: don't do it. So I was like, no, I'm not

663
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 7: going to do it, and then I waited and then

664
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:15,959
Speaker 7: I did it, and then there was another scene and

665
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 7: they were like thank you, that's good. Leave and then

666
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 7: she drove off the lot and didn't read with anyone else.

667
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 4: Oh did you sexually harass her out of the room?

668
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 2: I just I.

669
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 7: Didn't know, and then I was like, did why did

670
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 7: no one tell me who had come out like that?

671
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 2: She was there if I could touch her or.

672
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 3: God?

673
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 6: And that horrified, horrified, And she looked really mad too

674
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 6: that I touched her.

675
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 3: Well, that was just say it. That was probably just

676
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 3: the skin peel.

677
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 6: She had also had her boobs, uh, chemically peels.

678
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 5: So you think no one, no one that day had

679
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 5: had gone through with the boob caress.

680
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 3: You were the first, or maybe.

681
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 7: I had asked someone after and they're like, yeah, you

682
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 7: should ask, yeah.

683
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 4: But that's hey to say.

684
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 6: It's important to the casting director should have gone no

685
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 6: one's touching anybody today, that's all that the person in

686
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 6: charge should have rained that in or not. That's very strange, like,

687
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 6: and then you're already nervous. Here's what I hate about auditions.

688
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 5: Now.

689
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,800
Speaker 6: I'm gonna fucking talk for ninety minutes because just hearing

690
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 6: this story is bringing up all these old terrible feelings.

691
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 6: It's you can't win, like there's it's all you're always

692
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 6: doing it wrong somehow, you're always you know what I mean,

693
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 6: It's always.

694
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 4: That awful feeling.

695
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 6: And I think people that are good at acting are

696
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 6: the kind of people who can feel uncomfortable and have

697
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 6: it not like directly hit them.

698
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 4: In the stomach, you know.

699
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 6: But I don't think comics are like that because I

700
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 6: think we're built differently and that's why we do the

701
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 6: thing we can do, and you can't just like turn around.

702
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 6: And like I can remember almost every audition because everyone

703
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 6: was terrible, and like, I like, this isn't in any

704
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 6: way on par with how close that was. It's almost

705
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 6: the opposite. But I got an audition once for Seinfeld.

706
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 6: The casting director called me on like a directly, like

707
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 6: I had an agent, but they called me directly and

708
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 6: called me in and I kept going fuck you and

709
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 6: hanging up, and then that I would call back and go, Karen,

710
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 6: it really is me. And I thought it was a

711
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 6: comic fucking with me, so I kept going, shut up,

712
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,919
Speaker 6: I'm not you know whatever, and they're like no, no, no,

713
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 6: it like it was ridiculous. I finally get there. There's

714
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 6: all these people there. They're all talking to the walls.

715
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 6: Some people brought their like improv partner so that they

716
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 6: had people and it was literally two lines and it

717
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 6: was the It was the follow up episode where you

718
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 6: know Elaine and Seinfeld Elaine dance is super weird at

719
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 6: the work party. So this was like supposed to be

720
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 6: the next year's work party, and the cater waiter recognizes her,

721
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 6: recognizes her as the weird dancer. So literally you're supposed

722
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 6: to walk up to her and say tapas or like, yeah,

723
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 6: I think it was Uh no it was sorry, I want.

724
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,919
Speaker 3: To Yeah, I hope, I hope.

725
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 6: Uh the what are the fryer the deep fried Mexican curos?

726
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 4: No, it's the meat in Takita's, Takito's, I know.

727
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 6: So the first thing you do is walk up to

728
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 6: her and say Taketo's and then she's like, no, that's okay,

729
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 6: And then you're supposed to go, oh, I remember you,

730
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 6: you're the lady that danced weird because I think I

731
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 6: don't know, So finally get called in. The room is

732
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 6: literally ten times bigger than any audition room I've ever

733
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 6: been in. There is an arc of literally fifty people.

734
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 6: Jerry Seinfeld is at the top of the arc. I'm

735
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 6: sure Larry's Larry was in there too, but it was

736
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 6: too early to recognize him.

737
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 3: Because you're in a highly school gym.

738
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 6: It was truly they were like I would say they

739
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 6: were seventy five feet away from me. It was crazy

740
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 6: and gigantic. They're like blah blah blah blah blah blah.

741
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 6: And then the casting director's like, you're reading with me,

742
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 6: and I'm like okay, and so they they're like, all right,

743
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,919
Speaker 6: start and then I so I turned around and walked

744
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 6: up and I went takitos and I gave it like

745
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 6: a Spanish accent. The entire room starts laughing. They go crazy,

746
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 6: and then I was just I just turned and watched

747
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 6: them all because I was like, oh my god, I

748
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 6: did but I broke character entirely and just stared at

749
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 6: everyone laughing. And then when I went back and the

750
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 6: casting director said the next line, I didn't know the

751
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 6: next line. It was just one more line and it

752
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 6: was really easy and direct and about the thing, and

753
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 6: I just was like, uh oh oh, and you're the

754
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,439
Speaker 6: lady that danced were and then the worst line reading

755
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 6: of all time. And then of course I didn't get

756
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 6: the part, but it was like one of those things.

757
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 6: I was so close to glory, like so like, but

758
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 6: it was. No one said Jerry Seinfeld was going to

759
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 6: be in the room. No one said ninety other people

760
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 6: were going to be in the room like there was

761
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 6: no preparation, and all the people going in and out

762
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 6: were like high fiving each other and acting like they

763
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 6: did a great job. So it was just this mind

764
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 6: fuck like the entire way, And that was like the

765
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,359
Speaker 6: best case scenario of any audition that I ever did.

766
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 6: They were always I used to have people constantly go, Okay,

767
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 6: let's take it again.

768
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 4: Could you be less angry this time?

769
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 2: I actually get that a lot.

770
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 7: Do you, Yeah, because I just feel like I'm just

771
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 7: They're like, can you see more happy?

772
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,760
Speaker 4: No, I'm so unhappy right now?

773
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

774
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 3: When someone could you say that while smiling? I'm like,

775
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 3: who talks while smiling? Serial serial killers? No one talks

776
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 3: while smiling?

777
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 6: And like the stress of an actual like on the

778
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 6: lot audition is so to me. It used to kill me.

779
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 6: I would be By the time I got in that room,

780
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 6: I was so livid, like I was being tortured by

781
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,839
Speaker 6: these people and I'm like supposed to be up here

782
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 6: pretending that it's all casual, where it's like I'm trying

783
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 6: to make rent you mothers, your rich assholes so stressful. Yeah,

784
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 6: and so did Catherine Heigel ever sue you no.

785
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:16,800
Speaker 2: But it is weird.

786
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,800
Speaker 7: I broke out with the flu after, like immediately after

787
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 7: I went home, and then I was like, well I

788
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 7: caught something.

789
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 2: I don't know this from Catherine Heigel.

790
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:29,280
Speaker 3: Sure, no, it's just so classic classic trauma flu.

791
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah.

792
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 3: I had the one time.

793
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 5: This is no audition, but it was the only acting

794
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 5: class I ever took in Austin, Texas. I mean I

795
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 5: was a kid. I was twenty four, twenty three, and

796
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 5: I it was a scene from Chasing Amy where where

797
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 5: Ben Afleck or Ben Affleck, however you say his name,

798
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 5: kisses Jason Lee to convince convince him he's gay. It's

799
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 5: such a owned deaf movie. And this it was a

800
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 5: time where I was, you know, it was still the nineties.

801
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 5: I was nervous about kissing another boy man.

802
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was.

803
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 5: And in addition to that, he had braces with little

804
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 5: hooks for his rubber bands, so it added to my fear.

805
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 5: So when but I went to his apartment and we ought,

806
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 5: we like practiced, and then I would just be like

807
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 5: and that's where all all kids, I'll do the kiss

808
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 5: and he's like he's like yeah, yeah, okay. But in Yeah,

809
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 5: when we did the presentation for the class. I fully

810
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 5: ki like, I made out kissed him.

811
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 3: I went over the and she stopped me and said, oh, no, no,

812
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 3: you don't really have to kiss. She just assumed that

813
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 3: it's the same, it's the boob touch. How would I

814
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 3: know that I wasn't supposed to kill my teeth on

815
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 3: his braces? By the way, I came in with a

816
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 3: nervous jolt, and I kind of, you know, our biggest

817
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 3: fear with kissing someone with brace is my first time

818
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 3: and I really, I really.

819
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 6: In acting classes, they're always telling things that you have

820
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 6: to be comfortable with your body and you have to

821
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 6: be willing to do you know, you're just the vessel

822
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 6: or whatever. So I would think that the acting teacher

823
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 6: would be if you didn't kiss the guy, the acting

824
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 6: teacher would be like, hey, it's not about you, you

825
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 6: know what I mean?

826
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 3: Like, yeah.

827
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 6: The idea that they would say that after the fact

828
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,280
Speaker 6: is like parameters nice people.

829
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 3: I think she said it was a brave choice and

830
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 3: commended me, and that's when I knew, like, oh, I

831
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 3: wasn't supposed to put my tongue in his mouth. I

832
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 3: went all I didn't even like even if you had

833
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,760
Speaker 3: a real acting job, and you're doing a love scene

834
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 3: if you don't really, they aren't really making out.

835
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 5: They're doing like a open mouth. Hey I met your

836
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:57,280
Speaker 5: husband at the wrap party or whatever. Let's not really kiss.

837
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 5: Let's tom cruise kiss where it's less. And I'm getting

838
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 5: it's I'm going into so much detail that I feel uncomfortable.

839
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 2: You should, I think you should feel uncomfortable.

840
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 4: The tongue aspect changes it.

841
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm maybe I oh, it is exaggerating.

842
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 3: I forgot that was a joke. No T kissed him,

843
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:27,439
Speaker 3: God darn it. Yeah, hey, I just remembered. She said

844
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 3: it was brave. So take that you too, I'm brave.

845
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 4: Did you get and did you graduate from that class?

846
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 4: Did you get moved up?

847
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 6: I got?

848
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 3: I got cast in Chasing Amy soon to come out,

849
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 3: I did, Yeah, I think I think I uh with

850
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 3: Flying Colors. Also, it was the day after nine to eleven.

851
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 3: That's when this happened. This was September twelfth, two thousand.

852
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 4: And one, So no one's ever going to remember.

853
00:42:58,760 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 7: No.

854
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were like, I don't know when to get

855
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 3: back to normalcy. They keep telling us to get back

856
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 3: to normalcy. Let me start with thrusting my tongue into

857
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 3: this poor unsuspecting actor's face. He liked it, he did,

858
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 3: he must did he did? He wanted to Kyle.

859
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 6: Since this is a car driving podcast, do you have

860
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 6: like do you have a favorite car? Do you have

861
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 6: a like a car that did you? Did you drive

862
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 6: down here from San Francisco when you moved to La

863
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 6: Like what's your car relationship?

864
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 3: Are you passionate about driving?

865
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 2: My passionate about car?

866
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 4: Do you feel about vehicles?

867
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 2: No?

868
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 7: I feel well, I'm really I'm croned to a lot

869
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 7: of accidents. I mean, I guess I shouldn't be proud

870
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 7: of that, but I get to a lot of Actually.

871
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 2: This year I haven't. I think it's because of quarantine.

872
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 2: But so I've been pretty good. I used to have

873
00:43:58,960 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 2: a car.

874
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 7: Well, I used to smoke in this one car, and

875
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 7: so that car really was like, oh, sorry my leg,

876
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 7: I just got a cramp in my leg.

877
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 4: Oh no, currently yeah, well walk it off.

878
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 2: Oh I got it.

879
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm good, says That's what I did when I

880
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 3: couldn't remember that guy's name. Yeah, I thought you were

881
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 3: doing that.

882
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, I didn't want to talk about it.

883
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 4: That's your trauma.

884
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had it. So I had that car. It

885
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 2: was like a Honda Civic.

886
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 7: But I really like, it's really bad if you smoke

887
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 7: in your car, because it really it's crazy, but it

888
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 7: really burns your car.

889
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know if you guys have ever, you know, yeah,

890
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 6: you little you have the little like when you hold

891
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 6: it up, you can like if you touch the ceiling,

892
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 6: that felt burns immediately, that kind of stuff.

893
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had like little holes and it just smelled.

894
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 7: So so then my new I have a different car,

895
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 7: but it's now it smells okay, But I don't really

896
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,919
Speaker 7: I like driving, but I'm not very I guess again

897
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 7: to accidents.

898
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 3: Well, it's just a practice thing.

899
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 5: I mean, you should just go since we're in quarantine,

900
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 5: go to an empty parking lot, lay down your own

901
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 5: orange cones.

902
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 3: I just just do a little practicing.

903
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 6: Are the are they when you get an accidents? Is

904
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 6: it your fault or are they like rear ending people

905
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 6: and stuff? Yeah, typically it's my fault. And I don't

906
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 6: know what I think it's that I'm eight, I am

907
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 6: like eighty. D im just well, actually my last accident

908
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 6: was not my fault. It was because literally a big

909
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 6: piece of wood on the freeway I drove it to

910
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:43,240
Speaker 6: my car.

911
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 7: What I was just driving and I want to say

912
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 7: it was like a set of drawers or something.

913
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 3: Oh, no, I guess it.

914
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 7: Was just in the moment, I was just like, oh,

915
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 7: that's a paper bag or it's going to fly away.

916
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 7: So I could just drive into.

917
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 5: Well, the worst thing you can do is swerve right,

918
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 5: and he hit another car.

919
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:05,879
Speaker 3: So you did the right thing.

920
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, So that was That was nice because I could

921
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 7: just you know, it wasn't with someone else and I

922
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 7: didn't have to feel you know, I feel like I've

923
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 7: gotten a lot of weird situations where with like people who.

924
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 2: Are just strange.

925
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 7: And I had this one time I got into an

926
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 7: accident and this it was with a teenage girl.

927
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 4: And then her dad.

928
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 7: I started crying, and then the teenage girl started crying,

929
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 7: and then her dad came and he was like yelling

930
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 7: at me. And then so I was I found this

931
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 7: other guy and I'm like near the house, and I

932
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 7: was like, could you come and help.

933
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 2: D like.

934
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 6: On my side, dad energy on the side, please wait,

935
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 6: Where did you find this surrogate dad?

936
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 7: He was because I lived in like these little like bungalows,

937
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 7: just like a guy who I think was like who works.

938
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 2: On the car, And it was just like, hey, can

939
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 2: you come and help?

940
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 3: Oh, that's amazing.

941
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 4: And it was your fault or the teenage girl's fault.

942
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 7: It was my fault, but it was She was kind

943
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 7: of swearing at me. It was very like verbal, like

944
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 7: we were yelling at each other. It made me really

945
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 7: like think about my life because I was like, I'm a.

946
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 2: Lot older and why am I doing? Why am I

947
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 2: not handling this like an adult? Yeah?

948
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 4: You know, but it's scary.

949
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 6: It's so the last car accident I got into, I

950
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 6: believe I was in my Honda Fit and I was

951
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 6: on turning up from a street onto Franklin and I

952
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 6: looked this way and there was no cars because it

953
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 6: was like ten thirty at night. I look to the left,

954
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 6: there's no cars. I look to the right, there's a

955
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 6: car waiting to turn left onto the street I'm on.

956
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 4: So she and I were kind of staring at.

957
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 6: Each other because I was like, I'm at the stop sign,

958
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 6: so she can go, but she wasn't going, and she

959
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 6: wasn't going, and so then she waved me to go,

960
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 6: so I went, and a car had been flying down

961
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 6: Franklin and t boned into my car because I didn't

962
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 6: look again to the left, because truly, the last time

963
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 6: I looked, which was say, five seconds before, there was

964
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 6: no car like on the horizon. Even so this car

965
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 6: was going like seventy miles out an hour down Franklin,

966
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 6: but still my fault because I didn't look to the left,

967
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 6: and it was like the woman went like go go,

968
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 6: and I went and turned and then just all of

969
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 6: a sudden, I didn't hear anything whatever. All of a sudden,

970
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 6: the inside of my car just had a bunch of

971
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 6: smoke in it, and I just kind of didn't know

972
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,799
Speaker 6: what was going on. And my airbag had gone off,

973
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 6: so it was like the impact and everything, it was

974
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 6: just like it was one of the weirdest experiences. And

975
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 6: the idea that this guy hit me and his car

976
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 6: the way our both of our cars were made, because

977
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,720
Speaker 6: I had a Honda fit and he had whatever he had.

978
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 6: They just bounced off each other like that. So I

979
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,720
Speaker 6: had a big dent in my car and my airbag

980
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 6: went off, but I was fine and he was fine,

981
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 6: and his car was absolutely fine. It was one of

982
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 6: the weirdest things. But it was super loud and it

983
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 6: was just shocking, like crazy shocking, and then he like

984
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 6: and then the lady was like, that guy was speeding.

985
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 6: And a lady pulled up and was like, that guy

986
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 6: passed me back there, and she she was like, I

987
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,919
Speaker 6: will testify for you if you want me to, because

988
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 6: that guy was driving erratically and it was just a

989
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 6: whole thing.

990
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 4: It was so bizarre.

991
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 6: An ambulance came and I was like, can you My

992
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 6: arm feels weird, and the guy's.

993
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 4: Like, your arm's not broken.

994
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 2: You're fine.

995
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 4: Like it was.

996
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 6: It was so dramatic and yet nothing actually happened.

997
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 5: And it's all the fault of this this random person

998
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 5: that was giving you the go ahead.

999
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 6: It kind of was her fat strangers. Yeah, no, never

1000
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 6: just because someone's waiving you on. Yeah, that's the real

1001
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 6: point of my story, because that was a long story

1002
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 6: for kind of nothing.

1003
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1004
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 6: The point is if somebody waves you to take a turn,

1005
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 6: don't just do it.

1006
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 4: You have to check your.

1007
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 5: That happens so often where they're like go go and

1008
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 5: I see them and they don't see that a car's coming.

1009
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you trying to kill me? This

1010
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 3: is involuntary vehicular manslaughter.

1011
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 6: You're a lady a trying to come in a car,

1012
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,959
Speaker 6: you're eating and a bedding my dad.

1013
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 3: It's this correct, it's turning into it citizens arrest.

1014
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 4: That's what I think when I looked in Sacramento.

1015
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 6: Used to get into rear end accidents all the time

1016
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 6: because I sped constantly, so I would always be slamming

1017
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 6: on the brakes, locking up and slamming into the.

1018
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 2: Back of cars.

1019
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 6: I did it so many times that my mom made

1020
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 6: me move home from Sacramento. It was a city, it

1021
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 6: was the city. It was making me crazy. But there's nothing.

1022
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 6: It's such a jarring, horrible experience. It's like it's so

1023
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 6: loud and it's so upsetting. And then you're right, Kyle,

1024
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:09,919
Speaker 6: like you don't it's the most random person you're now

1025
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 6: combined with.

1026
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 4: That's they're upset.

1027
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, and they're upset and eure upset and they rarely

1028
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 6: act chill.

1029
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's that woman. The girl the dad ended

1030
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 2: up showing up my house trying to sue me. Oh

1031
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 2: my I caused her trauma.

1032
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 7: So it was just like then I had to deal

1033
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 7: with this person, and then you know, that's the thing

1034
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 7: I don't like is that you don't know who you're

1035
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 7: going to deal with, and it's they're going to be like, hey,

1036
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 7: let's just figure this out like through insurance and so yeah,

1037
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 7: that's what skews me out about stuff.

1038
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, more often than not, that person's going to act

1039
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 5: like a unit lunatic, crazy person.

1040
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 4: They're going to sing very high like a castrati. I

1041
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 4: don't know why, but it's what happen.

1042
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is Yeah, that's absolutely the scariest I don't

1043
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 3: I just want to I just stay in the car

1044
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 3: and say let's call the police and and not dealed

1045
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 3: with each other. I would rather do that because then

1046
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 3: they can deal with But in this city, but.

1047
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 4: The police won't come.

1048
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 3: They want someone.

1049
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 5: You have to lie and say your your femur bone

1050
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 5: is sticking out. Sorry, sorry to be graphic, but that's

1051
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 5: what I've learned.

1052
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 2: They really won't come.

1053
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 5: And that's when when Karen and I started this podcast,

1054
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 5: I had I was just on the heels. I talked

1055
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 5: about it the first ten episodes, but I was. I

1056
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 5: was in a rear end accident where I sat had

1057
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 5: a light in the same car that she in that

1058
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 5: in a Honda fit and the same thing happened.

1059
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 3: It got squished, but I was fine. There was smoke, and.

1060
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 5: But I I we called the police and they just said,

1061
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 5: we are too busy.

1062
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 3: Deal with it yourself. And so the tow truck driver

1063
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 3: of all people, was like, take a picture of the

1064
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 3: guy's license, take a picture of any insurance cards, and

1065
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:15,280
Speaker 3: gave me a ride. He saved the day. That's nice

1066
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 3: man from Russia. I should thank him, but I don't

1067
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 3: know how. But he acted like my dad. He was

1068
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 3: my Russian dad that day.

1069
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 4: Everyone should have triple A. It's not that expensive.

1070
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 3: Yep, I do, and I learn my lesson.

1071
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 6: It's very helpful, especially if you have a car that

1072
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 6: isn't doesn't have a warranty, or isn't on the newer side,

1073
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 6: or isn't a Honda. I'm such a believer in Honda's

1074
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 6: because you really they last forever and they rarely break down.

1075
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 6: But if you have a different kind of car, then

1076
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 6: you need you need to be able to call.

1077
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 4: A tow truck guy because they will help you.

1078
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 3: They will eat in my case, even emotionally.

1079
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 4: Maybe more so.

1080
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 3: Can you give my heart a lift? Did you, Kyle?

1081
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 5: Are you from the Bay Area or am I just

1082
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:05,240
Speaker 5: assuming that because oh yeah.

1083
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 2: I'm from I was born and my parents are still

1084
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 2: in San Francisco. Uh huh.

1085
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,359
Speaker 7: But I just have been out here for a really

1086
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 7: long time. So when I started comedy, I would go

1087
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 7: back a lot. So a lot of times people thought

1088
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 7: I was started in the Bay Area but actually started here.

1089
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 2: Oh really okay, yeah, which was like hard and terrible.

1090
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, if I agree, there is nowhere that scares me

1091
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 5: more than San Francisco for driving, just all, I don't

1092
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 5: think I would. I would rather drive in New York City, yeah,

1093
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 5: just all the.

1094
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, to stop at the at the apex of.

1095
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:50,720
Speaker 5: An incline and where everyone is rolling backwards to start

1096
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 5: up again. Nothing scares me more than like being stopped

1097
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 5: on an incline.

1098
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 3: I don't. It made me not granted, I.

1099
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 6: Will drive in the city know not to Like That's

1100
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 6: the thing about it is you learn from other drivers.

1101
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 6: You don't pull right up to the back of somebody

1102
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 6: if you're on a hill. You give people, like, you know,

1103
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 6: half a car length to roll a little bit. Yeah,

1104
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 6: I mean that's you know, you learn.

1105
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 4: As you go. I drove so much when I lived

1106
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 4: in the city, I drunk drove around that.

1107
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:23,880
Speaker 5: People frown on it. But it is a way to

1108
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 5: get good at driving it.

1109
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 6: Really, I'm not bragging or anything, but it is. I'm

1110
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 6: not saying it is a hard city. And it's also

1111
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 6: hard when there's because the streetcar tracks sometimes you don't

1112
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 6: know where you're like, I'm trying to turn left, but

1113
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 6: is it there? And am I is this right? And

1114
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 6: you know, like it messes up the lines sometimes.

1115
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:48,240
Speaker 3: But there's also the added fear of there is very

1116
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 3: high voltage of live electricity right under those tracks. Does

1117
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 3: anyone ever worry about that?

1118
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:54,359
Speaker 4: Isn't it up?

1119
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 7: Yes, it's not underneath there could be yeah, well electricity

1120
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 7: on there from them running over them.

1121
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 4: Right, It's so like static electricity.

1122
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 2: It's static.

1123
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 4: Just friction. There's kind of just electricity in the air.

1124
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know.

1125
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 5: I'm I will forever be afraid of going over those tracks,

1126
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 5: at least in bare feet.

1127
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 3: We're on a narrow real bicycle.

1128
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 6: So, Kyle, so you're down here, what if you're not

1129
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 6: doing comedy in zooms? What have you been doing with

1130
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 6: your quarantine time?

1131
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 2: Wow? I mean it's not like not a lot.

1132
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 7: I mean I've been watching like I feel like I've

1133
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 7: been watching every movie yeah out there.

1134
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 2: I mean I have a dog.

1135
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 7: I got a dog, and that's sort of like taking

1136
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,879
Speaker 7: up a sizeable amount of my time. But I think

1137
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 7: about it, I'm like, Wow, if I didn't have this dog,

1138
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,720
Speaker 7: I probably would have like lots of more time.

1139
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 2: But the dog is taking up a lot of time.

1140
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, I don't think in any other situation I'd

1141
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:09,360
Speaker 7: be able to take care of like a really young dog.

1142
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 7: So yeah, I have a cute little His dame's Clam,

1143
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 7: really good names Clam, and he's a you know, it's

1144
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 7: really nice because I always this is really weird. This

1145
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 7: is I'm sure you guys are not going to believe

1146
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 7: this is true, but it really is true. When I

1147
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 7: was in middle school, my good friend in middle school

1148
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 7: said to me, you really could use an animal to

1149
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 7: like love like you need to love something. I swear

1150
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 7: to god it doesn't sound real, But someone in middle

1151
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 7: school said, I think you could do what do some

1152
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 7: good for you to like love something?

1153
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 3: Child?

1154
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1155
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 4: Really? Was it an indigo child?

1156
00:57:58,600 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 1: What the hell?

1157
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 2: But I genuinely, now that I have a dog, I'm like.

1158
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 7: Oh, I think she was right, Like somebody really like

1159
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 7: could It's really helpful for me to have like this

1160
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 7: thing that I take care of.

1161
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 2: So yeah.

1162
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 5: I seriously thought about getting a dog or a cat

1163
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 5: at the beginning of Quarantine and didn't because I'm not

1164
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 5: supposed to. But I could have gotten away with it.

1165
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 5: But I'm like you now, I'm just watching every show

1166
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:31,919
Speaker 5: knowing that it will be a bad made for TV

1167
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:36,960
Speaker 5: Jason Statham action film. I still watch everything, but in

1168
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 5: the beginning I was discovering new hobbies. I'm just I've

1169
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 5: gone downhill. I'm really I really was looking forward to

1170
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 5: how I would find myself during this thing.

1171
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 6: But I think you have time, though, buddy. I think

1172
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 6: you have at least one more year.

1173
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 3: This late in the game, no joke. Yeah it's not late.

1174
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 4: I think we should.

1175
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, if you wanted to get into like knitting,

1176
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 6: or if you did want to adopt an animal, you'll

1177
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 6: find that you have the time.

1178
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 4: I think.

1179
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 6: I don't think it's ending anytime, but since people are

1180
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 6: still going to restaurants and shit, like, how can it end?

1181
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 3: Do you quit? You with your boyfriend Kyle?

1182
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 2: That is a crazy thing too. We did it. I

1183
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 2: mean we had known each other for six months.

1184
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I love it, and so.

1185
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 7: It was really just like, you know, it's like worked

1186
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 7: out you know. I think what helps is he's not

1187
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 7: in comedy, so he does is.

1188
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 4: You know, thank god, thank God.

1189
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1190
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 7: So it's like it feels I feel like, honestly, I've

1191
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 7: been I used to talk about how I kind of

1192
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 7: dreamt of this like Martha Stewart.

1193
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 2: Like other life.

1194
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 7: So I feel like, weirdly, it's like so separate from comedy.

1195
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 7: I feel like I've been living like some sort of life,

1196
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 7: non comedy life.

1197
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, and maybe that's good.

1198
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 3: I think that is. I think it really is. Whether

1199
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 3: you pinpoint it, it is good for us, it is.

1200
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 5: I've I've I'm and when that started, I was like, oh,

1201
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 5: I don't think I like myself well enough to be

1202
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 5: a catless home dweller. And I've been really impressed with

1203
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 5: my ability to enjoy this whole thing. You Has that

1204
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 5: been the case for you, Kyle? Are you kind of

1205
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 5: like I needed this in a weird way?

1206
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I do.

1207
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 7: I mean it's just like a reason to sort of

1208
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 7: like really disconnect. I mean, I'm really like so antisocial.

1209
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,640
Speaker 7: I don't go to parties. I even if it's a

1210
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 7: good friend, they'll usually be like I understand.

1211
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 2: Like I honestly, this has not been that hard for me.

1212
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 7: I'm actually scared of what it comes back because I

1213
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 7: don't think. I think I've lost a lot of skills

1214
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 7: that I was trying belave.

1215
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, I think I'm going to be

1216
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 2: very weird.

1217
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 6: Everybody else will too, though. That's the good news is

1218
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 6: everyone's lost skills. Everyone no one knows how to interact anymore.

1219
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 6: Like keep in mind that you're not the only one.

1220
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's a weird.

1221
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 5: It's a weird and I think healthy combination of everyone's

1222
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 5: going to be out of practice, but looming all where

1223
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 5: all feel like once things are normal, we have to

1224
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 5: at least try. You're going to make yourself go to

1225
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 5: parties now.

1226
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 3: And everyone's going to be Everyone's going to be bad

1227
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 3: at it and it's going to be great.

1228
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 2: No one's going to know.

1229
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:35,919
Speaker 1: How to talk.

1230
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 3: People are just going to be a party, yeah, spilling drinks.

1231
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1232
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 7: It's really weird because I'm like, I'm at an age

1233
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 7: where I feel like I should have some but I

1234
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 7: literally I forget how to speak, Like I got very strange.

1235
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 6: Just I don't.

1236
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 2: It's very weird. I can't. It's just something that I

1237
01:01:56,320 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 2: don't have. I just I don't know what I bet

1238
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 2: one on one.

1239
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, yeah, I think I don't trust anyone

1240
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 5: that is better with groups. We gotta nail the one

1241
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:13,040
Speaker 5: on one thing first, it's the most important one.

1242
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 6: I was just talking to my friend about this because

1243
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 6: they were like somebody talking about how everyone hates parties,

1244
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 6: like people love to say, oh, I can't deal with parties,

1245
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 6: but everybody feels that.

1246
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,320
Speaker 4: Way, and you have to kind of remember that.

1247
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 6: That's what going in because I skipped everything I was

1248
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 6: invited to for the past five years. But then I

1249
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 6: moved into a new house and I like it so

1250
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 6: much that I wanted people to come over. So I

1251
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 6: started having parties and they were really fun. Then I'm like, okay,

1252
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 6: I'm going to be the party person that like constantly

1253
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 6: is having these parties and you know the rotating invite

1254
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 6: list where it's like this person should meet this person

1255
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 6: and be like a real salon, the holder of a

1256
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 6: salon or whatever, which is like the literal opposite of

1257
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 6: the way I'd been living for probably six years before that.

1258
01:02:58,160 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 6: But it is the then kind of thing where you

1259
01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 6: just like, if you can go in knowing everyone else

1260
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 6: feels as bad as you do, and they're they're.

1261
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 4: Also trying to power through. Then it makes it.

1262
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 6: It's like it's very I used to always just be like,

1263
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 6: they're all so good at it and they're all so

1264
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 6: natural or whatever, and it's like you to remember, people

1265
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 6: are on tons of pills. People are miserable, they hate

1266
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 6: themselves so much. Everyone's very lonely, and they're just doing

1267
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 6: their fucking best.

1268
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 4: Most people drag themselves to party.

1269
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:31,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's what I'm saying now everyone, it's out

1270
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 3: in the open that we all feel that way. We're

1271
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 3: all popping pills. Yeah, we're all an pill.

1272
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 2: Party to these you have to take a Xanax when

1273
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 2: you walk in the door.

1274
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 5: No one's gonna be good at it anymore. It's great,

1275
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 5: there's no pressure. You got to go to these parties, Kyle.

1276
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 4: As soon as small talk, everyone's going to be the

1277
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 4: most awkward.

1278
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 6: No, it's no small talk. Can't think of anything to say,

1279
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:54,000
Speaker 6: come on.

1280
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 7: My friend says that because I told my friend, who's

1281
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 7: really social, I was like, what should how do I

1282
01:03:59,000 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 7: conquer this?

1283
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 2: And she just smile?

1284
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 7: So I just like to I just go, I'll go

1285
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 7: to a party, just just smile.

1286
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 2: Does it work?

1287
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 3: Just smile and bring an animal. Is it the same kid?

1288
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 7: Well, I think like she just meant like it. Then

1289
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,520
Speaker 7: it's just like you look at least inviting.

1290
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, sometimes too. I don't know if you've

1291
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 6: ever done this trick, because I also wear glasses. If

1292
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 6: I am, I know I'm going to be nervous, I

1293
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 6: just take my glasses off so I can't see details

1294
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:31,320
Speaker 6: of people's faces.

1295
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 2: Wow, And it.

1296
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 6: Really works because what my problem is is I see

1297
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:40,200
Speaker 6: a react, I see a facial expression and immediately fill

1298
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 6: in the blank of what's happening where it's.

1299
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 4: Like that guy hates me so much. I mean I

1300
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:46,440
Speaker 4: must have said something rude to him in the nineties.

1301
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 6: And I did, like this whole craziness where it's like

1302
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 6: when my glasses are off, it's truly just like kind

1303
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 6: of like a little circle floating in front of me

1304
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 6: where I'm just like, I don't know, frender foe, can't tell.

1305
01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 6: Everything's possible, Like it really it makes a huge difference.

1306
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just you, mister magoo, your way through all

1307
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:03,840
Speaker 3: the parties.

1308
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:06,040
Speaker 6: I do, which is kind of like what drinking is,

1309
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 6: except I don't drink anymore. But I think that's why

1310
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:11,680
Speaker 6: some people pre you know, they pre party before they

1311
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 6: go somewhere where it's like, well, if you can't do that,

1312
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 6: you just take your glasses off and it's just acting

1313
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 6: like you love it. Just put your hands out a lot,

1314
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:23,560
Speaker 6: and people look like, look at her, she's so glamorous

1315
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,720
Speaker 6: and it looks like you're doing something interesting.

1316
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:30,080
Speaker 3: Just close your eyes, close your eyes and smile and

1317
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:32,240
Speaker 3: just walk around a party and feel about.

1318
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:33,920
Speaker 4: Tell people you're.

1319
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:37,080
Speaker 6: Like a dancer or something where you're just like, she's

1320
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:37,760
Speaker 6: from New York.

1321
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,320
Speaker 3: She's so whimsical.

1322
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Speaker 2: Look she's already. I'm gonna say your performance art.

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01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:48,560
Speaker 6: You're doing a site specific performance art piece at the party.

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01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 3: I don't know about you, guys, but I can't wait.

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01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:54,919
Speaker 4: I can't wait.

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01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:57,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, parties, I'm going to go to all of them.

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01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 6: I'm going to act so cool at that part and

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01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 6: every party that we go to. Is there anything you

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01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:09,919
Speaker 6: want to plug? Yeah, like a thing that you have

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01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,640
Speaker 6: done that you want people to know about.

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01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:13,960
Speaker 3: Derek's dead. You're in Derek'stead.

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01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,560
Speaker 5: I just put it together a second ago, but I

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01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 5: didn't want to, didn't you.

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01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:20,160
Speaker 3: I love that movie?

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01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 2: You don't like them?

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01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 3: I are you? She's the delivers ashes too in this

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01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:30,160
Speaker 3: Uh it's you're great in it, and it's a it's

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01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:34,040
Speaker 3: a very memorable part, but like the perfect thing to

1339
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 3: be in a movie where you're in it for just

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01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:39,440
Speaker 3: a moment, but it's very memorable the way you just

1341
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:44,600
Speaker 3: nonchalantly deliver these ashes and let him know with no

1342
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:46,440
Speaker 3: emotion that his friend has done.

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01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:49,760
Speaker 4: Whose movie is it?

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01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,000
Speaker 2: I don't know how good my.

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01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 3: You're great in it? Yeah?

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01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,880
Speaker 5: I didn't know you. Yeah, I didn't know who you were.

1347
01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:00,640
Speaker 5: And I was like, who's that? She's great. It's like

1348
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,560
Speaker 5: he's being served, but he's being served ash.

1349
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 4: Who Who's movie?

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01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,640
Speaker 3: It's a Kurt Kurt Neil? Kurt Neil? Yeah, okay, it's

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01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:11,680
Speaker 3: called Derek's.

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01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 6: Dead aka andy Wood Mirror andy Wood exactly. He's the

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01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 6: one that looks exactly like Andy Wood.

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01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 3: Oh does he really does? He does look like Andy Wood.

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01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 6: Okay, it's this thing. It's because I know andy Wood,

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01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:32,520
Speaker 6: but I don't know Kurt Neil. But then I've seen

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01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:35,160
Speaker 6: Kurt Neil and thought Andy Wood was being rude to

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01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,800
Speaker 6: me and then realize, oh, we don't know each other

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01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 6: and that's not andy Wood.

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01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,440
Speaker 3: Oh that's happened to me, so many times. Yes, Bizarro.

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01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 5: Andy Wood wrote and directed and I think directed this

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01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:49,840
Speaker 5: movie and I very much enjoyed it and you were great.

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01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,360
Speaker 3: Not that that's your plug. I didn't mean to hijack

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01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:52,880
Speaker 3: your plug.

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01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:54,600
Speaker 7: I know you.

1366
01:07:58,640 --> 01:07:58,800
Speaker 4: Well.

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01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,760
Speaker 7: Anna and Sarah Ga and I will have a podcast

1368
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:04,960
Speaker 7: which I'm excited about. But it's I don't know when

1369
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 7: that's going to come out, but it's investigate investigation, investigative.

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01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:15,120
Speaker 9: And investigative are investigating tell us the title.

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01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:19,200
Speaker 7: The way we pitched it was like we were like,

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01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:24,160
Speaker 7: we want to investigate the ship. You're scared to investigate,

1373
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:29,280
Speaker 7: and so it's like it's it's like mundane mysteries. So

1374
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:33,679
Speaker 7: why you know a quarantine one, why do some people

1375
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,840
Speaker 7: wore masks and some people were bandanas?

1376
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,360
Speaker 2: Is a personality thing or.

1377
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:45,160
Speaker 9: And you'll have experts on We just we want to

1378
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:48,759
Speaker 9: go undercover a lot and also like give people things

1379
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:51,879
Speaker 9: in like you know, Manila envelopes and.

1380
01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:55,599
Speaker 2: You know, take pictures of spy on people.

1381
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,559
Speaker 4: So do you have like a beige rain coat that

1382
01:08:58,600 --> 01:08:59,200
Speaker 4: you're going to wear?

1383
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,479
Speaker 2: Hopefully it's you.

1384
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:05,680
Speaker 3: Should do it? Yeah, Bress like crime.

1385
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:08,759
Speaker 6: Talk, Yeah, will you let us know when that gets launched?

1386
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,400
Speaker 6: Let us know, so we can tell our listeners. Now

1387
01:09:11,479 --> 01:09:14,679
Speaker 6: you can listen to it. Yes, do you think it'll

1388
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:16,080
Speaker 6: be within the next year.

1389
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:20,200
Speaker 7: We've like kind of planned out all the episodes. We

1390
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:22,599
Speaker 7: just have to get out into the field.

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01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 8: Oh right, yeah, yeah, it's going to be a big

1392
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,760
Speaker 8: part and hopefully we're I think we're going to be

1393
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:32,879
Speaker 8: able to do it through quarantine, but I don't, you know, hopefully,

1394
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:33,759
Speaker 8: but yeah, hopefully.

1395
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:35,400
Speaker 2: I'll let you know when it's out.

1396
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:38,400
Speaker 6: When it's out or when it's about to be released,

1397
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,240
Speaker 6: you and Anna should come on. Yeah, oh yeah, that'd

1398
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:43,200
Speaker 6: be great.

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01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:46,680
Speaker 7: Yes, I'd like she's being her around because she's like

1400
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:50,519
Speaker 7: a little more spicy than me. So it really helps

1401
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:54,360
Speaker 7: bring out my confidence because she's sort of like, you know,

1402
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:56,680
Speaker 7: like that's why we're good friends, because she's kind of

1403
01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:59,799
Speaker 7: like the you know, personality, and I could just sort.

1404
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:02,000
Speaker 4: Of I think you're doing good.

1405
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:05,960
Speaker 3: When I first met her, I was like, she is sesty.

1406
01:10:06,479 --> 01:10:07,720
Speaker 3: I remember saying that, you.

1407
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:12,160
Speaker 6: Guys, she is fucking hilarious. She makes me laugh so hard,

1408
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:13,599
Speaker 6: and her Twitter is so good.

1409
01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 2: She's funny.

1410
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:17,880
Speaker 3: Let's plug Anna Sarajani's Twitter.

1411
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:23,280
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to disappoint both of you. She is my favorite.

1412
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:27,320
Speaker 3: I agree. Thank you for being on Kyle, it was

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01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:28,240
Speaker 3: fased so much.

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01:10:28,439 --> 01:10:30,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was delightful. Nice to see you too.

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01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. I hope you guys are doing good and.

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01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 3: I am thank you.

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01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:38,000
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, not really, but we'll talk about

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01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 4: it differently.

1419
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:42,519
Speaker 3: We'll hear who ruined that show?

1420
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:46,800
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, stay on the zoom and I'll tell you

1421
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,599
Speaker 2: the whole story. Do you want to know.

1422
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:52,760
Speaker 3: You've been listening to? Do you need a ride? Everybody?

1423
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:53,639
Speaker 3: D Yan?

1424
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 1: Are I need it?

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01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:00,360
Speaker 6: Ah?

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01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:04,400
Speaker 1: You want to way back home? Either way we want

1427
01:11:04,439 --> 01:11:10,000
Speaker 1: to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim.

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01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:15,080
Speaker 6: Give us time and the terminol and gay.

1429
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:19,920
Speaker 1: We want to send you off in style. Do you wanna

1430
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:25,719
Speaker 1: welcome you back home? Tell us all about every scared?

1431
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:46,679
Speaker 1: He was it fine? Malcorn? Do you need to ride?

1432
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:50,599
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1433
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:54,599
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1434
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:58,559
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 1: Do you need little?

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01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:07,400
Speaker 3: Little with Karen and cress

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Speaker 7: H m hm