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Speaker 1: Jubles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: I do. I'm terrible.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I started dating this twenty nine year old

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Speaker 1: back in December, and I'm forty one.

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Speaker 2: I told him I was thirty five, So he has

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Speaker 2: no idea.

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Speaker 1: I told him because this film gross.

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Speaker 2: Now, because it's gross.

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Speaker 1: I just it's such a lie. And now I don't

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Speaker 1: know how to talk's been so long, and.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just feel dirty.

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Speaker 2: You all been dating for like six years? And he said,

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Speaker 2: I know you're actual age.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, only since December.

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Speaker 2: Oh that would make him not oh, very legal. I

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Speaker 2: was thinking that twenty nine thought, She said twenty No,

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Speaker 2: it's twenty nine. Twenty nine. Okay, that's fine.

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Speaker 3: What are you schirping about twelve years?

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Speaker 2: It's not crazy, But I don't know. I think you

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Speaker 2: should just enjoy the ride and two birthdays, one for

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Speaker 2: your family were the right numbers on the cab, and

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Speaker 2: then only never have a birthday around other people with him.

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Speaker 2: That's all. He let it slip, and he's like, what

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Speaker 2: I told you? What do you mean?

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Speaker 4: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret? Of course, Hello,

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Speaker 4: what's up you have a dirty little secret. I do

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Speaker 4: have a dirty little secret. Well, let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: So my dirty little secret is that I have signed

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Speaker 3: my husband up for every possible political email, text message,

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Speaker 3: robo call, if you can imagine something. We got into

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Speaker 3: some dumb fight where he just was not understanding my

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Speaker 3: point of view.

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Speaker 1: And I these ads came up on the.

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Speaker 2: TV and I was like, I know exactly what I'm

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Speaker 2: going to do.

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Speaker 1: And I just wanted to do something to annoy him.

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Speaker 3: But now it's it's become a big thing in our

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Speaker 3: house because he's getting a lot of text messages and

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Speaker 3: emails in full.

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Speaker 2: That's funny. This might be the most diabolical dirty little

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Speaker 2: secret we've ever had. It is long lasting, it is

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Speaker 2: subtle and intrusive, genius. I like it. The funny really is. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The funny thing about this is is I've heard people

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Speaker 2: do this as revenge to exes. Meanwhile, you're doing it

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Speaker 2: to your husband's messages. Better. You get to see it

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Speaker 2: happen firstand you get to be like, I don't know

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Speaker 2: why getting all these You're like, I have no idea.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he renewed his license last month and I was like, Babe,

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You must have checked a box something that's funny. Well,

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Speaker 2: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank

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Speaker 2: you guys, have a great day. What's your dirty little secret.