Speaker 1: Wash up and welcome back to another episode of No
Speaker 1: Senners Podcast with your host now fuck that with your
Speaker 1: load glasses Malone. According to ABC seven News, newlyweds Kiera
Speaker 1: broken Bro and her husband Joel spent five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: covering her dress, venue and reception. Her goal was to
Speaker 1: just be as minimal as possible, to spend the least
Speaker 1: amount of money as possible. She bought her dress from
Speaker 1: a fashion brand called Shine or Shane, which cost forty
Speaker 1: seven dollars. I didn't want to spend a lot of
Speaker 1: money on a dress because I had the mindset and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear this one time for a few hours.
Speaker 1: They didn't have a permit. They did it in the
Speaker 1: Angelus Crest Highway, a right with the San Gabriel and
Speaker 1: Sierra Polona Mountains as the backdrop. Because they didn't have
Speaker 1: a hermit, they only had to rent chairs in the arch.
Speaker 1: Thirty to forty relatives and close friends, Her family godsister
Speaker 1: and aunt right chipped in on a wedding cake. They
Speaker 1: did the perception at a place called Misty's Lounge, and
Speaker 1: the guests and the guests who came purchased their own
Speaker 1: food and drinks. Okay, she might be in the running
Speaker 1: for one of the greatest women to ever breathe air.
Speaker 2: There's no comp that I'm aware of. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: that much.
Speaker 1: It's another couple of dope ladies. It's one specifically that
Speaker 1: talked about instead of trying to get child support from
Speaker 1: her baby dad, she just loaned him some money to
Speaker 1: help him start a trucking business. She's there too, that's
Speaker 1: for another day.
Speaker 2: That was called a long money play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brilliant. Yeah, it's one of the five. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna be nice. She's one of the ten greatest
Speaker 1: women to ever live for that stunt.
Speaker 3: Easily she's in the top ten women.
Speaker 1: But she's sure she's top ten.
Speaker 2: No way below fourth. I mean, you can make it.
Speaker 1: The top's in the top ten. And I've been to
Speaker 1: weddings my homegirl, Debbie dav wedding was insane. Was at
Speaker 1: this ranch. You know, it was real nice, laid in
Speaker 1: and out truck come food, The in and out truck
Speaker 1: came for the receptions, like you ate, two or three
Speaker 1: times they did and out truck. Yeah, they went all
Speaker 1: the way. People are spending hundreds of thousands of dollars
Speaker 1: on weddings thirty to three hundred thousand dollars on weddings.
Speaker 2: I went to one of those.
Speaker 1: One of my homies is getting married and him and
Speaker 1: his girl, right, they're trying to figure out what they're
Speaker 1: gonna do about their place.
Speaker 2: Wait, their place to live, or their place for.
Speaker 1: The place to live once they get married, gotcha. And
Speaker 1: instead of I think he would like for her to say,
Speaker 1: let's minimize the wedding right to a small number and
Speaker 1: take the rest of the money right and go get
Speaker 1: a place to live. And she doesn't want to do
Speaker 1: it because this is her dream day. Yeah, not the
Speaker 1: rest of the marriage, no, but just this specific day.
Speaker 2: Because you don't get attention the rest of the time.
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Women love attention. That's all the day ever, wont life.
Speaker 3: They're all narcissists. Everybody knows that if she invited her
Speaker 3: friends and family over every single day to the new house,
Speaker 3: the new house would be pristine.
Speaker 1: No, silis z l my man, Peter, and thisiz not
Speaker 1: going crazy. What's the most extravagant wedding you've ever been to?
Speaker 2: By far easily.
Speaker 3: I've been to some good weddings, my cousin, right, like
Speaker 3: my family, like my grandpa, you know, has some money.
Speaker 3: My cousin married a lady whose dad has a lot
Speaker 3: of money, like hundreds of millions of dollars type shit.
Speaker 3: So we went to his wedding out in Colorado and
Speaker 3: it was Yeah, there were ice sculptures of swans. It
Speaker 3: was at this huge, massive mega resort in the mountains.
Speaker 3: It had a live band with live dancers.
Speaker 2: It had it. It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Where were they from Denver?
Speaker 2: The guy like built Denver? He was a real estate developer.
Speaker 1: Wow? What kind of food was it?
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't even remember. There was too much going on.
Speaker 1: I've been to four or less weddings in my life.
Speaker 1: I've been to fifty funerals, but I've been to four
Speaker 1: weddings the home.
Speaker 2: Huh, I've been to maybe six.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The homie Chuck Dizzel married the homegirl Toashi Chuck Dizzel,
Speaker 1: who works at ninety two point three on in La
Speaker 1: So I went to his wedding. I went to Debbie
Speaker 1: dav who was my dog. I make Debbie dev used
Speaker 1: to work at KD. Her husband plays football for one
Speaker 1: of those teams. Cool dd though, cool dough. I went
Speaker 1: to my nieces to Vn's wedding, right, she married a
Speaker 1: professional basketball player named Eugene Jenner, the homie poop h
Speaker 1: And I went to my homeboy, who did probably eight
Speaker 1: nine years in jail, ten years in jail somewhere like that.
Speaker 1: I went to his wedding. Huh.
Speaker 2: He didn't get married in carstrated, did it?
Speaker 1: No? No, he came home and got married like a
Speaker 1: year after. Those are the four weddings that I've been to,
Speaker 1: And when I tell you, they couldn't they were so different.
Speaker 1: But I just think about what a wedding really represents.
Speaker 2: What do you think a wedding really represents.
Speaker 1: I definitely think it's women's turn to have all lies
Speaker 1: on me. I think they have a few moments in
Speaker 1: life where it's all lies on me. Right, the baby
Speaker 1: shower is all lies on me, The wedding to some
Speaker 1: degree is all lies on me. And prime is all
Speaker 1: lies on me. Mm hmm yeah. Am I missing something
Speaker 1: in the in the Latin community, excuse me? And they
Speaker 1: got me. So that's another one. But I didn't even
Speaker 1: want to count that.
Speaker 2: And if you're a Jewish, the bat mitzvah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I just don't get it, Like,
Speaker 1: what's the point?
Speaker 3: I mean, to some, to some degree of scale, most
Speaker 3: of the time, women are just in the midst of
Speaker 3: inexplicable actions for the purpose of trying to gain unwarranted attention,
Speaker 3: And you're asking, what's the point, Well, what's the point
Speaker 3: of which part? What's the point of the wedding? Because
Speaker 3: the point of the wedding is what it is described.
Speaker 3: What's the point of what it is described? There isn't one,
Speaker 3: but if you ask them, that's the only point in life.
Speaker 1: So it's just a natural wire for attention.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because women are men are producers and women are consumers.
Speaker 2: Say it for years.
Speaker 1: If you ever get married, Yeah, well, what kind of
Speaker 1: wedding would it be?
Speaker 2: It's going to be a wedding.
Speaker 3: I actually want to have my wedding at a graveyard
Speaker 3: because there's going to be an unnamed guest of honor
Speaker 3: at the wedding and the crowd who's been paid an
Speaker 3: obscene amount of money to assassinate me. So I'm already
Speaker 3: at the graveyard from my wedding assassination.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I don't know at this point. Probably not. No,
Speaker 2: I don't want to go on a dinner date. For
Speaker 2: Christ's sake, that's where I want to get married.
Speaker 1: You really don't want to go on to dinner date.
Speaker 2: Now I would.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind getting married. If I could be an
Speaker 3: estranged husband, that would be cool. I wouldn't mind being
Speaker 3: defined as estranged.
Speaker 1: So you would get married just to be defined as
Speaker 1: ant what you and women? Man, we gotta we gotta
Speaker 1: get the spokesman for women to sit down at the
Speaker 1: table with you, because this ship crazy. Man. I've never
Speaker 1: met anything demoted like And honestly, Pete, do you hate women?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: We had this episode before we're gonna get back to weddings.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying before we slip back, so I can
Speaker 1: see how I'm saying. Do you have an extreme dislike
Speaker 1: for women's ways? I just don't want to be bothered
Speaker 1: with women ways.
Speaker 2: I understand.
Speaker 3: It depends on how all right, in the context of
Speaker 3: me personally in my life, they're good for nothing, what
Speaker 3: they other than the sexual shit? I mean, really, you
Speaker 3: take that out of there. What are we doing the
Speaker 3: rest of It's just just an agitation. But in the
Speaker 3: greater scheme of humanity and society and everything like that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's value there. I understand that there's a lot of
Speaker 3: value to the greater population and to other individuals in
Speaker 3: the scope of my individual existence.
Speaker 2: It's see, it's about it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Not the cooked meals.
Speaker 2: No, I'm better cooked than most of any woman I've
Speaker 2: ever met in my life.
Speaker 1: I like the happy companionship.
Speaker 2: God fuck, that's the worst part.
Speaker 1: The companionship is the worst part.
Speaker 2: What part would be worse than that? If that's not
Speaker 2: the worst part, then what's the worst part? Exactly? I
Speaker 2: rest my case.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't know. If the companionship is
Speaker 1: the worst part, then what's the worst part? In the
Speaker 1: companion is the worst part.
Speaker 2: What would be the worst part? Then what's worse than that?
Speaker 1: In dealing with a wife or a woman or a wedding,
Speaker 1: like so certain parts I'll agree with. Right, I'll agree
Speaker 1: women tend to want to turn what should be affairs
Speaker 1: will right as a relationship, they tend to naturally want
Speaker 1: to turn into a roller coaster. I agree. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I've seen that enough times. I think I
Speaker 1: interact with a ton of traumatized women. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, because you know from the community. But I
Speaker 1: have watched women turn ferris will relationship, which that's how
Speaker 1: a great relationship should be. Is a fairis wheel should
Speaker 1: be a smooth process that got this high low points,
Speaker 1: but it should go as a small circle, smooth setting.
Speaker 1: And I have watched for sure and been a victim
Speaker 1: of them turning it into a roller coaster.
Speaker 3: So yes, I agree, as long as we're keeping the
Speaker 3: carnival theme, you know, going with that, I relate. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna put a twist. I don't disagree with the roller
Speaker 3: coaster thing. I think that that's very true.
Speaker 2: I could also.
Speaker 3: Make a strong case that instead of a ferris wheel,
Speaker 3: women want to turn a relationship into a house of mirrors.
Speaker 2: We're everywhere they turn, they just see themselves.
Speaker 1: Not even you in the picture with them, not if
Speaker 1: I have by way, I'm saying they don't want you
Speaker 1: in that house of mirrors with them.
Speaker 2: They probably do.
Speaker 3: They just want me to stand in a corner so
Speaker 3: that I'm not in the way in the mirrors.
Speaker 1: I've said a relationship is I set a marriage right,
Speaker 1: So post a wedding, I said a marriage is a
Speaker 1: man walking with a woman, a woman walking trying to
Speaker 1: find her way through life, and having a man to
Speaker 1: hold the flashlight. Yeah, as they try to discover who
Speaker 1: they are.
Speaker 2: Dude, you know what weddings are like. Weddings are like
Speaker 2: Joe Biden press conferences.
Speaker 3: You have one handl er walk her up to the
Speaker 3: podium and then another handler grabs her real quick and
Speaker 3: make sure she's where she is, and then that guy
Speaker 3: walks her off. Otherwise Joe gets lost. That's a wedding
Speaker 3: right there. Joe will forget it, but by the time
Speaker 3: you know, it starts.
Speaker 1: So how could this woman, how could this woman right yes,
Speaker 1: be so selfless? Or is there selfless motivation that we're
Speaker 1: not aware of?
Speaker 3: Maybe she has you know how you can get a
Speaker 3: vitamin that like vitamin B for example, that's time distributed.
Speaker 2: Maybe she has buffered.
Speaker 3: Time distributed selfishness, and she thinks to herself, you know what,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to spend all my money on these
Speaker 3: friends and family. I'm gonna hoard all my money and
Speaker 3: spend it on me later, which sounds kind of like
Speaker 3: what she said.
Speaker 1: So then that means, oh, so she still got the
Speaker 1: attention for free.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she got the money and she's a Tony Montana
Speaker 2: of what brides?
Speaker 1: Oh z.
Speaker 3: And right now that guy was He was the one
Speaker 3: who got his head sowed into by a chainsaw.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you know anything about weddings at all? Besides
Speaker 1: that you don't want one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been most of the weddings I go to.
Speaker 3: I'm in the what are the group of guys that
Speaker 3: are there with the guys?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm one of them. I was the best man
Speaker 2: one time, for real. Yeah, that was a mistake. They
Speaker 2: got divorced.
Speaker 1: Why was it a mistake? Though?
Speaker 3: They shouldn't have asked me to be the best man.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to be at that wedding. I hate
Speaker 3: going to weddings man, for real? Yeah, I hate that ship?
Speaker 1: Is it too much happiness?
Speaker 2: I don't like small talk with people. That's a lot
Speaker 2: of that shit.
Speaker 3: You always get stuck talking to a bunch of people
Speaker 3: you don't know, don't like, don't want to be talking to.
Speaker 2: What the am I doing here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But you actually formulate an opinion on that, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever formulated an opinion on small talk.
Speaker 2: It's most all of what you're doing there. Like, if
Speaker 2: you're there for four hours, you sit there, you watch
Speaker 2: the wedding for an hour, then you're at the reception
Speaker 2: for three talking to people you don't don't know, don't
Speaker 2: care about, and whatever.
Speaker 1: The fuck, Like you haven't got a girl from there?
Speaker 2: Hell no, I don't think so. Oh no, not really.
Speaker 3: I met a couple of girls at at one wedding,
Speaker 3: but it was like a super Christian wedding, So that
Speaker 3: was a waste of time.
Speaker 1: It was a super Christian wedding. Yeah, so that was
Speaker 1: a waste of time. That's right. Why the fuck would
Speaker 1: that be a waste of time?
Speaker 2: Pete me real quick.
Speaker 1: So you really feel like women are only good for
Speaker 1: just sex?
Speaker 2: Not in the world. I know everyone wants to hear
Speaker 2: this I'm saying in the world, that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Am I saying in the greater society and your personal existence?
Speaker 2: To me?
Speaker 3: For me, there's not a whole lot else did you
Speaker 3: bring to the table?
Speaker 2: I asked you, I asked girls, why what do you do?
Speaker 2: What is it that? What am I getting out of this?
Speaker 2: There's no answers, there's a blank stares.
Speaker 1: What if a woman wanted to marry you, but she
Speaker 1: was a billionaire so she could finance all your ideas
Speaker 1: she brings I'm not dumb enough to fall for that ship.
Speaker 2: There's no way that. Then immediately they become.
Speaker 1: Her ideas if that's any wealthy person.
Speaker 2: No not, they become her ideas on paper.
Speaker 3: As soon as she doesn't like the direction I'm taking
Speaker 3: my idea, it goes a different direction that it's her
Speaker 3: idea now.
Speaker 1: So there is no woman breathing air that you were.
Speaker 2: Married at this point in my life, Rihanna.
Speaker 1: Hell know Randna got knocked up. Jesus Christ, what does
Speaker 1: she got? One of them late abortions?
Speaker 3: You want to know the coldest shit I'm going to
Speaker 3: say on this entire podcast in my wanting you, I
Speaker 3: don't know. Look, here's here's my rule on abortions to me.
Speaker 3: If you wait so long that the stretch marks are
Speaker 3: already there, you might as well keep it because you're
Speaker 3: good for.
Speaker 2: You're good for nothing. Now, you wore yourself out, Now
Speaker 2: you might as well.
Speaker 1: Just keep it. You don't like stretch marks.
Speaker 2: Not if they came from somebody else.
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to look at a bunch of
Speaker 3: reminder lines of the last guy's dick.
Speaker 2: I'm cool on.
Speaker 1: That, but do it matter? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't want to buy a car with someone else's
Speaker 2: face painted on the hood.
Speaker 1: It's not their face, it's just reminded somebody else drove
Speaker 1: the car every time I tried to look at it.
Speaker 2: Define goddamn time.
Speaker 1: That's what you see as stretch works.
Speaker 3: I offered to pay a girl that at the time
Speaker 3: I would have married like ten grands to get an
Speaker 3: abortion because she was with another dude for a minute
Speaker 3: and wanted to come be with me, but she got printant.
Speaker 3: I'm like, man, I'll buy you a ring. I'll pay
Speaker 3: for it, like eve five thousand cash, all that shit,
Speaker 3: whatever you want. She kept that motherfucker straight up, and
Speaker 3: a dude left her in like a week.
Speaker 1: Rah tried to bribe somebody's baby. Mom wanted to get
Speaker 1: in the boys and something.
Speaker 2: It was super early. It was super early. It want
Speaker 2: to show nothing.
Speaker 1: Bro, you a sick nigga. Bro, you looked sick.
Speaker 3: I never said I was nice. Man, you guys over
Speaker 3: there acting like, oh, you're not nice. I never said
Speaker 3: I was nice.
Speaker 1: I didn't think you were nice or for life, but
Speaker 1: I didn't know you was this for sure. You're well mattered,
Speaker 1: but you actually are a white person. That's right.
Speaker 3: That was.
Speaker 1: What the fuck it sounds like you loved her, So
Speaker 1: I guess that's how it worked.
Speaker 2: Whatever, that's how, that's how it didn't work. I'm taking
Speaker 2: that much.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say, man, I ain't
Speaker 1: what's funny is you said some ship? Because I don't
Speaker 1: even know what to say. Sometimes I'll be like, damn,
Speaker 1: how do I even respond to that? I just was thinking, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Pete, You're a different breed dog, different
Speaker 1: breed you and sugar free man, You and sugar free
Speaker 1: y'all some ship, I tell you. It is weird though,
Speaker 1: when some when people have these huge, giant weddings and
Speaker 1: their marriage don't last, that's hilarious. Yeah, And then you
Speaker 1: see these people who don't have these huge weddings and
Speaker 1: they be married for eighty years.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the correlation is, if there is one.
Speaker 1: That's a good question, because it has to be some
Speaker 1: kind of correlation. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, like I look around at like people that
Speaker 3: I know, there isn't any I've seen like like relatives
Speaker 3: that did like the just did, like the city Hall
Speaker 3: marriages and that kind of thing, that those didn't work.
Speaker 2: They were done in eighteen months.
Speaker 3: And I've seen the big old blowout once burned down too,
Speaker 3: And I've seen them both work like my grandparents wentn't
Speaker 3: and loped in like Yuma.
Speaker 2: It's some tiny it was like the Vegas of.
Speaker 3: The time, back in the forties or fifties or whatever
Speaker 3: the hell, some tiny little chapel that ran over there
Speaker 3: and got married, came back, you know, till death did
Speaker 3: them part.
Speaker 2: Have no idea.
Speaker 1: The weirdest shit to weddings with me is when you
Speaker 1: see a girl wear white. Now, sometimes I be thinking
Speaker 1: to myself, like I might have owned only person here
Speaker 1: thinking why is this woman wearing white? Like, and I'm
Speaker 1: talking about like, I've only been the four wedding, so
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of who wearing white? I'm like, and they
Speaker 1: probably go hear this and cuts me out. But I
Speaker 1: was thinking to myself, like, this is such a lie.
Speaker 2: It didn't help that you mentioned some of the weddings already.
Speaker 1: Right, it's only four of them. But it's like, why
Speaker 1: would you be wearing white? This is not a token
Speaker 1: color for a wedding, you feel me.
Speaker 2: It's supposed to be emblematic. Yeah, They're supposed to be emblematic.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, But I think and but I think sometimes
Speaker 1: I think that also is a problem, right, because our
Speaker 1: whole life white, we're taught that bride like women are
Speaker 1: like innocent, I mean they're innocent, they're like precious, they
Speaker 1: desire to look after and care for. Right, That's how
Speaker 1: you kind of are brought into this world believing, oh,
Speaker 1: you should never put your hands on them. They are right.
Speaker 1: And then every day you're on planet Earth for as
Speaker 1: long as you could remember, you start noticing that something
Speaker 1: about what people are saying is not either true or
Speaker 1: easily identifiable.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's female propaganda big time. It's just a bunch
Speaker 3: of lies being fed to us by by women or
Speaker 3: being fed to men who propagate them at the behest
Speaker 3: of women.
Speaker 1: So one of the main problems is if you're a bribe,
Speaker 1: if you're a groom, right, and you see this lady
Speaker 1: coming down the aisle, h and she's wearing his white dress,
Speaker 1: she's with her father, you're just staring at her. It
Speaker 1: almost sends off a false like sense of like what's
Speaker 1: about to happen. So now, now the average nigga, that
Speaker 1: average human being might not look at that deep. But
Speaker 1: that's what I see.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think there's anything I can disagree
Speaker 3: with on that. You're kind of almost are saying, Wow,
Speaker 3: I have a big lie headed my way, and the
Speaker 3: whole family appears to be in on it, because the
Speaker 3: patriarchal set of family is the one handing the lie.
Speaker 1: To me. I just don't understand why they can't wear
Speaker 1: yellow or like a darker color. I mean, and if
Speaker 1: it was if white signified pure in the wedding, you know,
Speaker 1: white dress, most of these motherfucker should be wearing brown
Speaker 1: or black.
Speaker 3: Well, if you ask the women who are wearing the dresses,
Speaker 3: all those other dicks didn't count.
Speaker 2: So they're virges.
Speaker 3: Because they you know, I said, the only person, the
Speaker 3: only person, the woman is more comfortable lying too than you.
Speaker 2: It's herself.
Speaker 1: I need to get you on with a woman, man,
Speaker 1: because you just really and you know what, I can't
Speaker 1: just say you're crazy. That's that's my because because it's right,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna jump off that cliff because women do
Speaker 1: have more value. Now, what you find valuable is different, right,
Speaker 1: so I can't tell you what you found value in.
Speaker 1: And women have more value to me than vagina, of course.
Speaker 2: And I acknowledge that just to me, I acknowledge that,
Speaker 2: not to the world, but to me totally.
Speaker 1: So what else do you value of a woman If
Speaker 1: it's totally no, I'm.
Speaker 3: Saying I totally can understand based on knowing me where
Speaker 3: you're coming from.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think, Wow, you're crazy, you're weird. No, not
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 3: I don't think that I understand that ever looked.
Speaker 1: At another human being. I mean, I guess some people
Speaker 1: it is only good for one thing. I guess some
Speaker 1: humans are whatever. That one thing could be.
Speaker 3: Nine percent of the humans I look at when I
Speaker 3: or I look around and see I'm like, just just
Speaker 3: good for nothing.
Speaker 2: Just just in my way, just in my fucking way.
Speaker 1: I can't focus because you just really going right now?
Speaker 2: No I'm not, I'm not going. But when the monologue starts,
Speaker 2: it's evident.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I just like I said,
Speaker 1: I question a lot of different things about weddings, like
Speaker 1: why do people who don't go to church do it
Speaker 1: in the church.
Speaker 2: The same reason they wear a white dress. It's all
Speaker 2: about optics. It's all about your moment in the sun.
Speaker 3: Everyone's looking at you in serious You want to be right,
Speaker 3: you want them to think exactly of you what you
Speaker 3: want them to think of you.
Speaker 1: So at that point, is that a conscious lie? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know you want to know how I know what's
Speaker 2: a conscious want lie? Because who the fuck plans the
Speaker 2: wedding out of the two people involved?
Speaker 1: Sure, the woman, But I'm saying, do you think they're
Speaker 1: aware that only like a white dress signifies pure?
Speaker 2: Women don't aren't aware of.
Speaker 1: Truth, so they don't know truth exists.
Speaker 3: No truth exists as they see it. The only truth
Speaker 3: is the of the multiple choice of options for perspective
Speaker 3: on everything. We're looking at it like false false true
Speaker 3: false false, and.
Speaker 2: We go see they're like, hmm, A, B, C, D
Speaker 2: E which one makes me feel the best? B.
Speaker 1: So you think when they're wearing these white dresses, they're
Speaker 1: conscious that they should signify pure, but they decide if
Speaker 1: I wear another color, it won't make me feel as good.
Speaker 3: I think it's hard for me to swallow the idea
Speaker 3: that it doesn't cross their mind. I think that it's
Speaker 3: all about well, I want to look and be perceived
Speaker 3: a certain way. This is my opportunity to paint my
Speaker 3: personality over an entire day in front of everybody that
Speaker 3: I know. And care about and even people that this
Speaker 3: idiot that I'm marrying those and that you know, I
Speaker 3: want to be perceived as prettier better. I mean, you
Speaker 3: see the dress of me that since they're waist up,
Speaker 3: that got the fake man? Hey, could they spend hundreds
Speaker 3: of dollars presenting themselves to make themselves look ten times
Speaker 3: more attractive than they will the following morning?
Speaker 1: Of course, so they just.
Speaker 2: They want to make it look like this other idiot
Speaker 2: lucked the fuck out. He got a moral, upstanding, gorgeous woman,
Speaker 2: and he should be down on his knees thanking God
Speaker 2: with all who hundred of you. It's is my witness
Speaker 2: and his witness.
Speaker 1: I can't laugh because you does he give me a
Speaker 1: trouble every time?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: That's part of the fun.
Speaker 1: Oh hold up? Hold up? So they're consciously aware that
Speaker 1: the white dress signifies pure or do they think just
Speaker 1: all brides supposed to wear white?
Speaker 2: I think it's like, you know.
Speaker 1: The white is supposed to signify pure, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Is it a conscious lie?
Speaker 3: I don't think it's a conscious lie, but I think
Speaker 3: it's a conscious omission. You know, it's like the truth.
Speaker 3: The whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Speaker 2: It's like they're a little oft on c and be.
Speaker 1: Oh man, oh man. And then what's the church represent
Speaker 1: Like if you don't go to church right every weekend
Speaker 1: or this is not your church, what does the church
Speaker 1: represent in the grand scale of the wedding? If you
Speaker 1: don't have God, if you're not going to the church
Speaker 1: for God to oversee your life, why go to the
Speaker 1: church for God to oversee your wedding? What's their thoughts
Speaker 1: at that point?
Speaker 3: I think it's simply perception. We want to be perceived
Speaker 3: as good and moral, upstanding, god fearing people. Well, this
Speaker 3: is a great optic for us. It looks very conventional
Speaker 3: and acceptable. And I also have to be here so
Speaker 3: that this idiot that I married can thank that guy
Speaker 3: over there on the cross a million times that he
Speaker 3: got such a pure and beautiful woman that I've dulled
Speaker 3: myself up into a pairing like today.
Speaker 1: Oh oh man, oh man, ah man, oh man, oh man.
Speaker 1: Not again. Oh so you said the whole wedding is
Speaker 1: just a great lie.
Speaker 2: It's not a great lie. And it's certainly it's a
Speaker 2: great production, you know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's like it's a TV show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's based on a true story.
Speaker 1: It's like a sitcom that's happening live.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like if you you go onto the Netflix
Speaker 3: and it says movies based on real life.
Speaker 2: It's not not real life, but it's based on it.
Speaker 2: You know, it's based.
Speaker 1: Loosely and one time she was a pure persons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're summing her whole life up until one day
Speaker 3: starts with the dress, ends with her half naked and drunk.
Speaker 1: So it sums up her whole life the way she
Speaker 1: would like other people to see it.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a little bit of revisionist.
Speaker 1: History, so she's rewriting her narrative on this day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's it's a great creative interpretation of reality
Speaker 3: and a based on reality lifetime movie.
Speaker 1: Oh and what about the honeymoon?
Speaker 2: The honeymoon, we.
Speaker 3: I mean ship that you owe me if it vacation?
Speaker 3: You see all the effort that I put into making
Speaker 3: that wedding happen for you. Did you see how uncomfortable
Speaker 3: my hair and that dress was so that could look
Speaker 3: good in front of your family?
Speaker 2: You owe me a vacation. I need to relax.
Speaker 3: I've been stressed out playing this wedding for the last
Speaker 3: eight months. It's a well learned vacation in her mind. Sorry, now,
Speaker 3: it's a well earned vacation with a great opportunity to
Speaker 3: take selfie's at an expensive beach resort.
Speaker 1: So is anything about it real? Anything about a wedding real?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: What's the realest thing about a wedding? The bill? So
Speaker 1: what about that five hundred dollars or less bill that
Speaker 1: her yard?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is real.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I wouldn't have gone to that wedding. I don't
Speaker 3: like weddings. I'm sure ship not gonna go to a
Speaker 3: wedding where you slap me in the face and say
Speaker 3: come through here. We're gonna have a checkout cashier so
Speaker 3: you can buy your own food at this reception of
Speaker 3: this wedding you don't want to even be at, So, like,
Speaker 3: that's pretty low rent. If they had done everything except
Speaker 3: ask the guests to pay for their own food, I'd
Speaker 3: have been like, this is the most unbelievable thing of
Speaker 3: all time. The fact that they didn't get the permit
Speaker 3: is the greatest thing of all time. They just s
Speaker 3: thumbed their nose at the Stay of California and said,
Speaker 3: fuck you. You know fucking permits, you bunch of communist bastards.
Speaker 3: I'll stand in whatever park I want to. God damn it,
Speaker 3: I'm already paying for the license. Isn't that a permit?
Speaker 3: It's a license.
Speaker 1: It's true that fact. So your issue is the fact
Speaker 1: she made the guests pay for their own food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because on the spec.
Speaker 1: You should have fed them. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And it's like there's like everything exists on a spectrum.
Speaker 3: There's there's obnoxiously overdone, and then there's obnoxiously underdone that
Speaker 3: that's a little bit, and then there's you know, right
Speaker 3: where you want to be in the middle. They actually
Speaker 3: came down so far that they passed the sweet spot
Speaker 3: and were obnoxiously cheap.
Speaker 1: So what should have they done for the food if
Speaker 1: they wanted to keep the bill low?
Speaker 2: Whatever the fuck they want, but you've got to provide it.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not big on inviting people to things and asking
Speaker 3: them to pay for it.
Speaker 2: Dude, I wouldn't even be here. You're asked me to
Speaker 2: be here? Why am I? I wouldn't? You No, you don't,
Speaker 2: you don't, But.
Speaker 3: Yesh, I mean I I don't need to eat at
Speaker 3: the wedding because after that miserable display.
Speaker 1: I just witness.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a hard time keeping it down, but
Speaker 2: most people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it, go ahead, most people.
Speaker 3: Most people, you know, they associate large social gatherings around
Speaker 3: food and drink. It's kind of a tried and true
Speaker 3: historical culture. It's normal though, It's very normal, very normal.
Speaker 1: This is, this is, this is. I don't know how
Speaker 1: we spun back I guess because we're mentioning women were
Speaker 1: how we spun back into this place of why would
Speaker 1: you wear a white dress if you're conscious that white
Speaker 1: dress is to signified purity. That's yeah, it's funny because
Speaker 1: I just did a podcast and I was telling this girl,
Speaker 1: I was explaining, I'm like, makeup is like deceptive, right this,
Speaker 1: especially the way it's used today. So I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: right there there, women are doing something, whether they're trying
Speaker 1: to alter the contour of their faces, the smoothness of
Speaker 1: their face, they're altering something conscious mind to deceive you,
Speaker 1: or yeah, have a seem because they're gonna always say yes,
Speaker 1: They're always gonna come into a space where it's like
Speaker 1: I do it for myself, And that's kind of my
Speaker 1: hardest that's the one point, I don't believe.
Speaker 2: Everything that they do is for themselves.
Speaker 3: For fuck's sake.
Speaker 2: Of course they're doing for themselves.
Speaker 3: They're getting you for themselves because they need a man,
Speaker 3: because they want you to be in their life. They
Speaker 3: want to be seen with you. They want you to
Speaker 3: pay for their ship. They want you to entertain them,
Speaker 3: they want you to accompany them, they want you. All
Speaker 3: that shit. They're doing that for them. Everything that they
Speaker 3: do is for them. And I know for a fact
Speaker 3: that that they know it's a lie, because I've tried
Speaker 3: to see girls I'm cool with that I like, and
Speaker 3: they refuse to see me because their hair is fucked up.
Speaker 2: But they makeup, not on or whatever the fuck else.
Speaker 2: They won't. All right, I can't see you right now.
Speaker 2: I gotta keep up this lie. Fuck out of here,
Speaker 2: it's true, I mean, can't.
Speaker 3: Can Can I scratch off the serial numbers, change the
Speaker 3: color of the car, and roll back the odometer.
Speaker 1: No, they don't roll back the old dometer, do they.
Speaker 2: Oh, you can spray all that makeup all over your face.
Speaker 1: That's rolling back the oldmeter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all that work.
Speaker 3: All the face work, dying the gray out of your hair,
Speaker 3: putting all the spray on wet foundation on all that
Speaker 3: wet foundation they put on over that, and the foundation
Speaker 3: they put on over that, and then the foundation they
Speaker 3: put on over.
Speaker 2: That to cover up all those wrinkles.
Speaker 1: Your goddamn right, And that one day, that one day
Speaker 1: is today where nobody's or is it. No, that's not
Speaker 1: the day everybody's applauding those lies.
Speaker 3: It's today no one's allowed to call bullshit.
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