WEBVTT - Replay* Conversations About Weddings 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.880 Wash up and welcome back to another episode of No 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:05.960 Senners Podcast with your host now fuck that with your 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:17.560 load glasses Malone. According to ABC seven News, newlyweds Kiera 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:23.040 broken Bro and her husband Joel spent five hundred dollars 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:27.560 covering her dress, venue and reception. Her goal was to 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:30.840 just be as minimal as possible, to spend the least 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:34.600 amount of money as possible. She bought her dress from 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:39.040 a fashion brand called Shine or Shane, which cost forty 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:41.599 seven dollars. I didn't want to spend a lot of 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:44.440 money on a dress because I had the mindset and 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:47.160 I'm gonna wear this one time for a few hours. 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:50.000 They didn't have a permit. They did it in the 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:54.640 Angelus Crest Highway, a right with the San Gabriel and 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:59.720 Sierra Polona Mountains as the backdrop. Because they didn't have 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:04.120 a hermit, they only had to rent chairs in the arch. 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:09.080 Thirty to forty relatives and close friends, Her family godsister 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:12.319 and aunt right chipped in on a wedding cake. They 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:16.399 did the perception at a place called Misty's Lounge, and 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:21.280 the guests and the guests who came purchased their own 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:26.280 food and drinks. Okay, she might be in the running 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:30.120 for one of the greatest women to ever breathe air. 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:33.720 There's no comp that I'm aware of. I'll tell you 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:34.400 that much. 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:38.760 It's another couple of dope ladies. It's one specifically that 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:42.160 talked about instead of trying to get child support from 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:45.360 her baby dad, she just loaned him some money to 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:51.320 help him start a trucking business. She's there too, that's 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:52.040 for another day. 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:54.080 That was called a long money play. 0:01:54.880 --> 0:02:03.200 Yeah, brilliant. Yeah, it's one of the five. Okay, I'm 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:05.840 just gonna be nice. She's one of the ten greatest 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:09.160 women to ever live for that stunt. 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:13.800 Easily she's in the top ten women. 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:16.440 But she's sure she's top ten. 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:18.280 No way below fourth. I mean, you can make it. 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:25.360 The top's in the top ten. And I've been to 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:32.560 weddings my homegirl, Debbie dav wedding was insane. Was at 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:38.520 this ranch. You know, it was real nice, laid in 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:41.680 and out truck come food, The in and out truck 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:43.679 came for the receptions, like you ate, two or three 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:46.360 times they did and out truck. Yeah, they went all 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:53.480 the way. People are spending hundreds of thousands of dollars 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:57.840 on weddings thirty to three hundred thousand dollars on weddings. 0:02:58.120 --> 0:02:59.120 I went to one of those. 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:05.080 One of my homies is getting married and him and 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:07.519 his girl, right, they're trying to figure out what they're 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:09.000 gonna do about their place. 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:13.320 Wait, their place to live, or their place for. 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:18.040 The place to live once they get married, gotcha. And 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:22.720 instead of I think he would like for her to say, 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:26.240 let's minimize the wedding right to a small number and 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:29.560 take the rest of the money right and go get 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:32.920 a place to live. And she doesn't want to do 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:38.320 it because this is her dream day. Yeah, not the 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:43.960 rest of the marriage, no, but just this specific day. 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:46.320 Because you don't get attention the rest of the time. 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.600 Is that what it is? Yeah? 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:52.800 Women love attention. That's all the day ever, wont life. 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:58.520 They're all narcissists. Everybody knows that if she invited her 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:02.320 friends and family over every single day to the new house, 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:05.320 the new house would be pristine. 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:11.000 No, silis z l my man, Peter, and thisiz not 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:18.520 going crazy. What's the most extravagant wedding you've ever been to? 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:20.440 By far easily. 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:24.400 I've been to some good weddings, my cousin, right, like 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:27.720 my family, like my grandpa, you know, has some money. 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:32.000 My cousin married a lady whose dad has a lot 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:35.760 of money, like hundreds of millions of dollars type shit. 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:40.880 So we went to his wedding out in Colorado and 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:46.400 it was Yeah, there were ice sculptures of swans. It 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:49.760 was at this huge, massive mega resort in the mountains. 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:54.160 It had a live band with live dancers. 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:58.200 It had it. It was ridiculous. 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:02.960 Where were they from Denver? 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:09.159 The guy like built Denver? He was a real estate developer. 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:14.240 Wow? What kind of food was it? 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:19.680 Honestly, I don't even remember. There was too much going on. 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:26.320 I've been to four or less weddings in my life. 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:28.799 I've been to fifty funerals, but I've been to four 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:33.200 weddings the home. 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:36.279 Huh, I've been to maybe six. 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:40.960 Yeah. The homie Chuck Dizzel married the homegirl Toashi Chuck Dizzel, 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:44.960 who works at ninety two point three on in La 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:48.679 So I went to his wedding. I went to Debbie 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:51.280 dav who was my dog. I make Debbie dev used 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:56.160 to work at KD. Her husband plays football for one 0:05:56.200 --> 0:06:01.800 of those teams. Cool dd though, cool dough. I went 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:07.440 to my nieces to Vn's wedding, right, she married a 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:12.600 professional basketball player named Eugene Jenner, the homie poop h 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:19.719 And I went to my homeboy, who did probably eight 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:23.560 nine years in jail, ten years in jail somewhere like that. 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:28.000 I went to his wedding. Huh. 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:29.840 He didn't get married in carstrated, did it? 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:32.960 No? No, he came home and got married like a 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:36.640 year after. Those are the four weddings that I've been to, 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:43.040 And when I tell you, they couldn't they were so different. 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:53.440 But I just think about what a wedding really represents. 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:57.280 What do you think a wedding really represents. 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:05.880 I definitely think it's women's turn to have all lies 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:10.680 on me. I think they have a few moments in 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:15.680 life where it's all lies on me. Right, the baby 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:19.320 shower is all lies on me, The wedding to some 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:22.920 degree is all lies on me. And prime is all 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:30.120 lies on me. Mm hmm yeah. Am I missing something 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:34.560 in the in the Latin community, excuse me? And they 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:37.720 got me. So that's another one. But I didn't even 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:38.360 want to count that. 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:42.160 And if you're a Jewish, the bat mitzvah. 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:47.520 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I just don't get it, Like, 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:51.800 what's the point? 0:07:55.360 --> 0:08:01.520 I mean, to some, to some degree of scale, most 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:06.600 of the time, women are just in the midst of 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:11.600 inexplicable actions for the purpose of trying to gain unwarranted attention, 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:15.200 And you're asking, what's the point, Well, what's the point 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.080 of which part? What's the point of the wedding? Because 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:18.560 the point of the wedding is what it is described. 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:20.960 What's the point of what it is described? There isn't one, 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:24.440 but if you ask them, that's the only point in life. 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:28.160 So it's just a natural wire for attention. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:33.280 Yeah, because women are men are producers and women are consumers. 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:34.760 Say it for years. 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:42.320 If you ever get married, Yeah, well, what kind of 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:43.160 wedding would it be? 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:45.520 It's going to be a wedding. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:47.640 I actually want to have my wedding at a graveyard 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:51.960 because there's going to be an unnamed guest of honor 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:54.679 at the wedding and the crowd who's been paid an 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:58.880 obscene amount of money to assassinate me. So I'm already 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:02.359 at the graveyard from my wedding assassination. 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:10.839 Oh man, I don't know at this point. Probably not. No, 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:16.199 I don't want to go on a dinner date. For 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:17.880 Christ's sake, that's where I want to get married. 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:21.920 You really don't want to go on to dinner date. 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:24.319 Now I would. 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:27.480 I wouldn't mind getting married. If I could be an 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:30.240 estranged husband, that would be cool. I wouldn't mind being 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:32.000 defined as estranged. 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:36.400 So you would get married just to be defined as 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:41.400 ant what you and women? Man, we gotta we gotta 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:43.880 get the spokesman for women to sit down at the 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:47.559 table with you, because this ship crazy. Man. I've never 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:54.920 met anything demoted like And honestly, Pete, do you hate women? 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:55.880 No? 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:58.000 We had this episode before we're gonna get back to weddings. 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.800 I'm just saying before we slip back, so I can 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.360 see how I'm saying. Do you have an extreme dislike 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:09.840 for women's ways? I just don't want to be bothered 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:10.560 with women ways. 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.079 I understand. 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:15.480 It depends on how all right, in the context of 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:19.959 me personally in my life, they're good for nothing, what 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:23.880 they other than the sexual shit? I mean, really, you 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:28.480 take that out of there. What are we doing the 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:32.720 rest of It's just just an agitation. But in the 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:36.240 greater scheme of humanity and society and everything like that, Yeah, 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:38.280 there's value there. I understand that there's a lot of 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:42.880 value to the greater population and to other individuals in 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:44.960 the scope of my individual existence. 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:49.160 It's see, it's about it. I'm sorry. 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:51.640 Not the cooked meals. 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:54.120 No, I'm better cooked than most of any woman I've 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:54.839 ever met in my life. 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:57.000 I like the happy companionship. 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:03.199 God fuck, that's the worst part. 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:06.880 The companionship is the worst part. 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:10.160 What part would be worse than that? If that's not 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:16.040 the worst part, then what's the worst part? Exactly? I 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:16.840 rest my case. 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:22.319 I don't think. I don't know. If the companionship is 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:24.880 the worst part, then what's the worst part? In the 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:26.640 companion is the worst part. 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:29.120 What would be the worst part? Then what's worse than that? 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:34.160 In dealing with a wife or a woman or a wedding, 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:42.040 like so certain parts I'll agree with. Right, I'll agree 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:46.280 women tend to want to turn what should be affairs 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:50.839 will right as a relationship, they tend to naturally want 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:56.040 to turn into a roller coaster. I agree. I'm not 0:11:56.080 --> 0:12:01.720 gonna lie. I've seen that enough times. I think I 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:05.480 interact with a ton of traumatized women. You know what 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:07.840 I mean, because you know from the community. But I 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:14.360 have watched women turn ferris will relationship, which that's how 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:18.280 a great relationship should be. Is a fairis wheel should 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:20.840 be a smooth process that got this high low points, 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:23.840 but it should go as a small circle, smooth setting. 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:28.800 And I have watched for sure and been a victim 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:31.480 of them turning it into a roller coaster. 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:35.600 So yes, I agree, as long as we're keeping the 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:41.280 carnival theme, you know, going with that, I relate. I'm 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:43.760 gonna put a twist. I don't disagree with the roller 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:46.520 coaster thing. I think that that's very true. 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:48.400 I could also. 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.360 Make a strong case that instead of a ferris wheel, 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:54.640 women want to turn a relationship into a house of mirrors. 0:12:54.720 --> 0:13:04.000 We're everywhere they turn, they just see themselves. 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:05.320 Not even you in the picture with them, not if 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:08.160 I have by way, I'm saying they don't want you 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:10.360 in that house of mirrors with them. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:11.800 They probably do. 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.440 They just want me to stand in a corner so 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:17.880 that I'm not in the way in the mirrors. 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:23.199 I've said a relationship is I set a marriage right, 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:28.600 So post a wedding, I said a marriage is a 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:32.520 man walking with a woman, a woman walking trying to 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:35.080 find her way through life, and having a man to 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:39.679 hold the flashlight. Yeah, as they try to discover who 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:40.120 they are. 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:44.080 Dude, you know what weddings are like. Weddings are like 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:45.840 Joe Biden press conferences. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.200 You have one handl er walk her up to the 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:51.360 podium and then another handler grabs her real quick and 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.760 make sure she's where she is, and then that guy 0:13:54.080 --> 0:14:01.120 walks her off. Otherwise Joe gets lost. That's a wedding 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:07.280 right there. Joe will forget it, but by the time 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:08.720 you know, it starts. 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:20.880 So how could this woman, how could this woman right yes, 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:25.600 be so selfless? Or is there selfless motivation that we're 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:26.160 not aware of? 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.920 Maybe she has you know how you can get a 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:33.000 vitamin that like vitamin B for example, that's time distributed. 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:35.760 Maybe she has buffered. 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:38.800 Time distributed selfishness, and she thinks to herself, you know what, 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.080 I'm not going to spend all my money on these 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:44.120 friends and family. I'm gonna hoard all my money and 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:48.320 spend it on me later, which sounds kind of like 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:48.920 what she said. 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:56.480 So then that means, oh, so she still got the 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:57.600 attention for free. 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:01.320 Yeah, she got the money and she's a Tony Montana 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:03.760 of what brides? 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:08.720 Oh z. 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:14.440 And right now that guy was He was the one 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:16.640 who got his head sowed into by a chainsaw. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:23.680 Yeah. Do you know anything about weddings at all? Besides 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:24.680 that you don't want one? 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:29.240 Yeah, I've been most of the weddings I go to. 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.160 I'm in the what are the group of guys that 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:34.560 are there with the guys? 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:37.240 Yeah, I'm one of them. I was the best man 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:40.880 one time, for real. Yeah, that was a mistake. They 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:41.600 got divorced. 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:46.800 Why was it a mistake? Though? 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:49.600 They shouldn't have asked me to be the best man. 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:50.960 I didn't want to be at that wedding. I hate 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:54.760 going to weddings man, for real? Yeah, I hate that ship? 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:56.680 Is it too much happiness? 0:15:57.680 --> 0:16:01.160 I don't like small talk with people. That's a lot 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:01.640 of that shit. 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:03.560 You always get stuck talking to a bunch of people 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:05.160 you don't know, don't like, don't want to be talking to. 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:06.360 What the am I doing here? 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:11.480 Yeah? But you actually formulate an opinion on that, Like, 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:14.280 I don't think I've ever formulated an opinion on small talk. 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:19.000 It's most all of what you're doing there. Like, if 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:21.040 you're there for four hours, you sit there, you watch 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:22.800 the wedding for an hour, then you're at the reception 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:25.480 for three talking to people you don't don't know, don't 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:26.640 care about, and whatever. 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:28.560 The fuck, Like you haven't got a girl from there? 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:33.280 Hell no, I don't think so. Oh no, not really. 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:37.320 I met a couple of girls at at one wedding, 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:39.400 but it was like a super Christian wedding, So that 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:40.200 was a waste of time. 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:46.280 It was a super Christian wedding. Yeah, so that was 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:50.280 a waste of time. That's right. Why the fuck would 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:51.400 that be a waste of time? 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:53.760 Pete me real quick. 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:58.360 So you really feel like women are only good for 0:16:58.560 --> 0:16:59.040 just sex? 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:02.480 Not in the world. I know everyone wants to hear 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:05.760 this I'm saying in the world, that's not what I'm saying. 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:08.720 Am I saying in the greater society and your personal existence? 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:09.119 To me? 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:13.000 For me, there's not a whole lot else did you 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:13.720 bring to the table? 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:18.800 I asked you, I asked girls, why what do you do? 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:20.639 What is it that? What am I getting out of this? 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:23.480 There's no answers, there's a blank stares. 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:28.240 What if a woman wanted to marry you, but she 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:31.840 was a billionaire so she could finance all your ideas 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:36.480 she brings I'm not dumb enough to fall for that ship. 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:39.120 There's no way that. Then immediately they become. 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:42.679 Her ideas if that's any wealthy person. 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:47.080 No not, they become her ideas on paper. 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:50.720 As soon as she doesn't like the direction I'm taking 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:54.640 my idea, it goes a different direction that it's her 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:55.280 idea now. 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:04.399 So there is no woman breathing air that you were. 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:08.040 Married at this point in my life, Rihanna. 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:13.280 Hell know Randna got knocked up. Jesus Christ, what does 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:14.840 she got? One of them late abortions? 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:18.520 You want to know the coldest shit I'm going to 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:24.320 say on this entire podcast in my wanting you, I 0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:29.760 don't know. Look, here's here's my rule on abortions to me. 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:32.760 If you wait so long that the stretch marks are 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:36.320 already there, you might as well keep it because you're 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:36.639 good for. 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:40.320 You're good for nothing. Now, you wore yourself out, Now 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:41.119 you might as well. 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:43.560 Just keep it. You don't like stretch marks. 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:45.040 Not if they came from somebody else. 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:47.600 No, I don't want to look at a bunch of 0:18:47.640 --> 0:18:49.640 reminder lines of the last guy's dick. 0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:50.240 I'm cool on. 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:56.760 That, but do it matter? Yeah? 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:58.719 I don't want to buy a car with someone else's 0:18:58.760 --> 0:18:59.840 face painted on the hood. 0:19:01.400 --> 0:19:04.680 It's not their face, it's just reminded somebody else drove 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:09.280 the car every time I tried to look at it. 0:19:09.440 --> 0:19:10.680 Define goddamn time. 0:19:12.800 --> 0:19:14.680 That's what you see as stretch works. 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:18.440 I offered to pay a girl that at the time 0:19:18.480 --> 0:19:21.719 I would have married like ten grands to get an 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:23.520 abortion because she was with another dude for a minute 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:25.439 and wanted to come be with me, but she got printant. 0:19:25.640 --> 0:19:27.720 I'm like, man, I'll buy you a ring. I'll pay 0:19:27.720 --> 0:19:29.440 for it, like eve five thousand cash, all that shit, 0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:33.639 whatever you want. She kept that motherfucker straight up, and 0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:35.000 a dude left her in like a week. 0:19:36.960 --> 0:19:42.920 Rah tried to bribe somebody's baby. Mom wanted to get 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:43.920 in the boys and something. 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:46.480 It was super early. It was super early. It want 0:19:46.520 --> 0:19:47.640 to show nothing. 0:19:47.880 --> 0:19:51.960 Bro, you a sick nigga. Bro, you looked sick. 0:19:52.320 --> 0:19:54.240 I never said I was nice. Man, you guys over 0:19:54.240 --> 0:19:57.000 there acting like, oh, you're not nice. I never said 0:19:57.000 --> 0:19:57.480 I was nice. 0:19:57.760 --> 0:20:00.080 I didn't think you were nice or for life, but 0:20:00.200 --> 0:20:04.720 I didn't know you was this for sure. You're well mattered, 0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:07.960 but you actually are a white person. That's right. 0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:08.679 That was. 0:20:12.200 --> 0:20:15.399 What the fuck it sounds like you loved her, So 0:20:15.600 --> 0:20:16.800 I guess that's how it worked. 0:20:17.280 --> 0:20:20.400 Whatever, that's how, that's how it didn't work. I'm taking 0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:20.760 that much. 0:20:21.080 --> 0:20:22.840 I don't even know what to say, man, I ain't 0:20:23.600 --> 0:20:27.160 what's funny is you said some ship? Because I don't 0:20:27.160 --> 0:20:29.920 even know what to say. Sometimes I'll be like, damn, 0:20:29.960 --> 0:20:33.080 how do I even respond to that? I just was thinking, like, 0:20:33.680 --> 0:20:38.000 I don't know, Pete, You're a different breed dog, different 0:20:38.000 --> 0:20:41.680 breed you and sugar free man, You and sugar free 0:20:43.040 --> 0:20:47.119 y'all some ship, I tell you. It is weird though, 0:20:47.160 --> 0:20:52.159 when some when people have these huge, giant weddings and 0:20:53.600 --> 0:20:58.480 their marriage don't last, that's hilarious. Yeah, And then you 0:20:58.520 --> 0:21:01.600 see these people who don't have these huge weddings and 0:21:01.640 --> 0:21:03.200 they be married for eighty years. 0:21:03.400 --> 0:21:06.040 I don't know what the correlation is, if there is one. 0:21:06.080 --> 0:21:09.000 That's a good question, because it has to be some 0:21:09.119 --> 0:21:11.120 kind of correlation. Yeah. 0:21:11.160 --> 0:21:13.439 I mean, like I look around at like people that 0:21:13.520 --> 0:21:20.480 I know, there isn't any I've seen like like relatives 0:21:20.480 --> 0:21:23.400 that did like the just did, like the city Hall 0:21:23.480 --> 0:21:25.520 marriages and that kind of thing, that those didn't work. 0:21:25.560 --> 0:21:26.840 They were done in eighteen months. 0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:29.760 And I've seen the big old blowout once burned down too, 0:21:31.440 --> 0:21:34.399 And I've seen them both work like my grandparents wentn't 0:21:34.400 --> 0:21:35.520 and loped in like Yuma. 0:21:35.560 --> 0:21:37.360 It's some tiny it was like the Vegas of. 0:21:37.320 --> 0:21:40.040 The time, back in the forties or fifties or whatever 0:21:40.040 --> 0:21:41.919 the hell, some tiny little chapel that ran over there 0:21:41.920 --> 0:21:44.720 and got married, came back, you know, till death did 0:21:44.760 --> 0:21:45.080 them part. 0:21:46.800 --> 0:21:47.359 Have no idea. 0:21:52.640 --> 0:21:55.280 The weirdest shit to weddings with me is when you 0:21:55.320 --> 0:21:57.960 see a girl wear white. Now, sometimes I be thinking 0:21:58.000 --> 0:22:00.920 to myself, like I might have owned only person here 0:22:01.040 --> 0:22:05.600 thinking why is this woman wearing white? Like, and I'm 0:22:05.600 --> 0:22:07.359 talking about like, I've only been the four wedding, so 0:22:07.400 --> 0:22:09.640 I'm thinking of who wearing white? I'm like, and they 0:22:09.640 --> 0:22:11.239 probably go hear this and cuts me out. But I 0:22:11.280 --> 0:22:13.520 was thinking to myself, like, this is such a lie. 0:22:14.440 --> 0:22:17.560 It didn't help that you mentioned some of the weddings already. 0:22:17.400 --> 0:22:19.920 Right, it's only four of them. But it's like, why 0:22:19.960 --> 0:22:23.840 would you be wearing white? This is not a token 0:22:23.960 --> 0:22:25.919 color for a wedding, you feel me. 0:22:26.160 --> 0:22:31.080 It's supposed to be emblematic. Yeah, They're supposed to be emblematic. 0:22:33.040 --> 0:22:38.760 Yeah yeah, But I think and but I think sometimes 0:22:38.800 --> 0:22:43.480 I think that also is a problem, right, because our 0:22:43.520 --> 0:22:46.320 whole life white, we're taught that bride like women are 0:22:46.359 --> 0:22:50.280 like innocent, I mean they're innocent, they're like precious, they 0:22:50.280 --> 0:22:54.040 desire to look after and care for. Right, That's how 0:22:54.080 --> 0:22:57.399 you kind of are brought into this world believing, oh, 0:22:57.440 --> 0:23:01.320 you should never put your hands on them. They are right. 0:23:01.359 --> 0:23:05.560 And then every day you're on planet Earth for as 0:23:05.600 --> 0:23:09.720 long as you could remember, you start noticing that something 0:23:09.760 --> 0:23:13.320 about what people are saying is not either true or 0:23:13.359 --> 0:23:14.560 easily identifiable. 0:23:15.640 --> 0:23:18.520 Oh, it's female propaganda big time. It's just a bunch 0:23:18.560 --> 0:23:22.199 of lies being fed to us by by women or 0:23:22.240 --> 0:23:25.800 being fed to men who propagate them at the behest 0:23:25.840 --> 0:23:26.160 of women. 0:23:28.520 --> 0:23:34.560 So one of the main problems is if you're a bribe, 0:23:34.560 --> 0:23:37.280 if you're a groom, right, and you see this lady 0:23:37.320 --> 0:23:41.640 coming down the aisle, h and she's wearing his white dress, 0:23:41.880 --> 0:23:46.000 she's with her father, you're just staring at her. It 0:23:46.200 --> 0:23:54.160 almost sends off a false like sense of like what's 0:23:54.200 --> 0:23:58.440 about to happen. So now, now the average nigga, that 0:23:58.440 --> 0:24:01.440 average human being might not look at that deep. But 0:24:01.640 --> 0:24:02.880 that's what I see. 0:24:04.560 --> 0:24:08.560 I mean, I don't think there's anything I can disagree 0:24:08.600 --> 0:24:11.600 with on that. You're kind of almost are saying, Wow, 0:24:12.280 --> 0:24:15.080