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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's phone

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Speaker 1: tap time and he is back again. Ex British Black

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Speaker 1: Ops officer Clover, and this time he's calling a guy

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Speaker 1: who recently had a package stolen off his front porch.

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Speaker 1: Clover's the man for the job of you see, Clover

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Speaker 1: has taken a part time job making deliveries for the

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Speaker 1: Postal service and as far as he's concerned, having a

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Speaker 1: package stolen from outside your home is a matter of

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Speaker 1: life or death. Absolutely so he's gonna make one hundred

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Speaker 1: percent sure those nasty, dirty porch pirates don't strike ever again.

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Speaker 1: He's got a plan. Do not mess with Clover in

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now. Another Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello boy, is this James our dress one six Avenue? Uh? Yeah, me,

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Speaker 1: name's Frank, but my mates call me Clover. We deliver

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Speaker 1: packages for ups. I'm filling in for your regular driver,

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Speaker 1: Adam are are you whispering or no actual line? This

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Speaker 1: is my voice? What you mean? Okay? Sure? Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you said you worked for UPS right now, listen,

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Speaker 1: we heard about your little situation. One of your packages

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Speaker 1: went a wall. Huh yeah yeah, some porch pirates came

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Speaker 1: by snag one of my bigger packages. Yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: reported it. Stolen pirates. Yeah, yeah, it sucks. But I

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Speaker 1: hate pirates, pillage and wankers, a drinking rum, always singing shanties, bullocks. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they're like actual pirate pirates like

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Speaker 1: yo ho ho. But is there a reason that you're

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Speaker 1: calling or confirmative? I wanted you to know that I

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Speaker 1: redelivered your package and I've guaranteed it's secure. You recover

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Speaker 1: the bat. Oh that's great. Oh no, I delivered you

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Speaker 1: a new package, mate, several, But I mean I don't understand. Like,

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Speaker 1: all I can say is when you get home, don't

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Speaker 1: open the package on the front porch. It's a dummy box.

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Speaker 1: Where what it's a dummy box? You're laughing, mate, But

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Speaker 1: I take this very serious, and I wouldn't be laughing

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Speaker 1: if you don't pay close attention to what I'm about

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Speaker 1: to tell you. Okay, what are you telling me? Listen?

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Speaker 1: I left that teen boxes around your home is teen

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Speaker 1: boxes you'd always sty Why did you put thirteen boxes

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Speaker 1: around my house? Twelve of them are decoys? Only one

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Speaker 1: of them is really your package? Okay, um, I think

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Speaker 1: you're taking this a little too seriously. Porch pirates suck,

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Speaker 1: but this is a bit much. That's why I did

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Speaker 1: what I did. Mate, kind of wish you hadn't done

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Speaker 1: what you've done. Mate. Just imagine any of these bloody

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Speaker 1: porch pirates gone marching up trying to move a decoy

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Speaker 1: more than one inch. It'll be the last thing they do.

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Speaker 1: What what do you mean, Like, did you put a

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Speaker 1: bomb by my house? WHOA, let's not say those words

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Speaker 1: made I don't know if this is a secure line,

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Speaker 1: if you've put some craavy thing outside my house? Like

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Speaker 1: I need to call the police right now, man, Like

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Speaker 1: you need to shut your mouth before one of them

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Speaker 1: goes off. What listen, just listen. Thirteen packages is five

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Speaker 1: with a small black label on the bottom. One of

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Speaker 1: those labels has a twenty seven digit encryption key, mate,

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Speaker 1: very important. What are you talking about? This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I wrote this down. This is very important one six

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Speaker 1: tango golf Lama eight for nine whiskey fault. You're doing

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Speaker 1: you fast? Like, stop, what's what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: You're right, you gotta get this road to something battle happen. Dude,

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Speaker 1: You're not go back and undo whatever you did. Someone's

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Speaker 1: got to stand up to these these bloody pirates, and

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Speaker 1: it's you and me, James. No, we're gonna take care

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Speaker 1: of him. Just a coffee pot I ordered. You need

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Speaker 1: to go right over undo everything that you did. Like

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Speaker 1: that's actually a brilliant idea because your roommate Jesse's already

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Speaker 1: set up ready to go night vision goggles at all.

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Speaker 1: You talked to Jesse, I did talk to Jesse because

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jose from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and your roommate Jesse is the

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Speaker 1: one who set you up for this phone tap. Dude. Yeah, dad,

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Speaker 1: he said your package you got stolen last week and

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Speaker 1: you were so pissed off it'd be a perfect candidate

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Speaker 1: to be messed with. So for real, it is my

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Speaker 1: package actually delivered at the house, Like, actually, no, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: he just hit us up and said it did get delivered.

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Speaker 1: So your package is sorry, your punk just secure. Oh

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Speaker 1: sweet sweet excellent, but hey, you make sure you read

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Speaker 1: the encryption code before you open. It might if you

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Speaker 1: got it. My buddy week Up. Every morning was Weekday

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning