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Speaker 1: left in charge was all Boss. It wasn't my fault

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Speaker 1: on my life. It's not my fault. Now again, in

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Speaker 1: another cool battle I'll have to tell you about another time,

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Speaker 1: the Spanish have to basically hold up in what I'll

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Speaker 1: call a fortress. It wasn't a fortress, but they have

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Speaker 1: to hold up hide out because the Aztecs have pretty

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Speaker 1: much surrounded them and want them all dead. And there

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Speaker 1: are more than enough Aztecs to accomplish this feat. But

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Speaker 1: Cortez is not a man to lay down and die easily,

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Speaker 1: and he's not a man to have no plan. I

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Speaker 1: should say, they decide, here's what we're gonna do. Because

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Speaker 1: remember they have to go over the causeways to get

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Speaker 1: out of the city. They decide to sneak out at night.

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Speaker 1: They almost pull this off there, going over the causeways,

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Speaker 1: sneaking out at night, trying to get out of the

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Speaker 1: city so they don't all die in there. Boom, someone

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Speaker 1: spots them. I think it was an old woman. If

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Speaker 1: I remember it, I'm almost positive as a woman screams out.

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Speaker 1: The Aztecs swarm out, and now the Spanish have to

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Speaker 1: have this huge fight on the causeway where half of

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Speaker 1: them die. They have their men taken prisoner. It's this

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Speaker 1: terrible thing. Cortez is wounded multiple times. They're all wounded,

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Speaker 1: the Spanish. They are ragged, ragged group when they make

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Speaker 1: it out of there. And it should be noted you

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Speaker 1: really didn't want to get caught alive because the Spanish.

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Speaker 1: After this, because the Aztecs had caught some of them,

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Speaker 1: the Spanish had to watch some of their friends get

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Speaker 1: marched up to the top of that temple and stripped

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Speaker 1: naked and had a little head dress put off them

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Speaker 1: and forced to dance before they were laid out, and

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Speaker 1: had their hearts cut out of their chest. It's that

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Speaker 1: kind of story. I told you the Aztec conquistador story

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Speaker 1: is underrated. We do not give it enough credit. Is

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Speaker 1: an intense story. I'm skipping over cool stuff just to

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Speaker 1: try to get through the end here. So the Spanish

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Speaker 1: get out of town and the Aztecs pursue. Kind of.

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Speaker 1: When I say kind of, this is what I mean.

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Speaker 1: The Aztecs gather essentially their entire army. They go after

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Speaker 1: the Spanish, but they think the Spanish are pretty much defeated,

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Speaker 1: and they think, well, let's just take our time and

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Speaker 1: do this s Artley, and do this right. The Spanish

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Speaker 1: are tired and hungry and wounded. What are they going

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Speaker 1: to do about it? And frankly, when you look at

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Speaker 1: the numbers, it's hard to argue with the Aztecs that

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Speaker 1: they're thinking. How many people did Quartez have? We don't

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Speaker 1: know exactly yet, but we do think he still had

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Speaker 1: around six hundred because all the men he had lost

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Speaker 1: but then gained and then lost and gained. Quartz had

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Speaker 1: around six hundred. How many did the Aztecs have? Fifteen

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Speaker 1: to twenty thousand, So obviously the Aztecs are fairly confident

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Speaker 1: in victory. Now, Quartz did have Indians, lots of them

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Speaker 1: fighting with him as well. That went on top of

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Speaker 1: that six hundred, but he's way way out numbered, way

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Speaker 1: out numbered. He even gives a speech in front of

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Speaker 1: his men as they line up for battle because the

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Speaker 1: Aztecs aside they're going to do battle, and he gives

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Speaker 1: a speech and says, don't worry, boys, Science and stuff

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Speaker 1: like that will win the day. We'll be fine. He's

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Speaker 1: essentially saying, our armor and our bullets will be enough,

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Speaker 1: well enough. You'll find out next. And then let's asked

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse time. Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: On an asked doctor Jesse Friday, We're going to dig

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Speaker 1: into this national divorce thing here in a moment. It's

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Speaker 1: one of your first questions. Someone has a question about

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Speaker 1: the military carrying batteries. We have a sniper battle. Someone

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00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: wants to know about China's one child policy handicapping, though

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Speaker 1: all that's coming up soon. First, Cortez has lined up

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Speaker 1: six hundred Spanish conquistadors, a bunch of Indian allies with him.

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Speaker 1: He's lined up against fifteen to twenty thousand Aztecs. In

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Speaker 1: case you're wondering what Montezuma is doing at this moment, Well,

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Speaker 1: he's not doing very much because he's dead. Cortez, during

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Speaker 1: the unrest in the city, brought out Montezuma to try

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Speaker 1: to calm the people down. Clearly the people had set

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Speaker 1: aside the whole he's a god thing, and they stoned

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Speaker 1: him to death. So Montezuma is gone. Now the Aztecs

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Speaker 1: line up and they're ready to wipe out the Spanish

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Speaker 1: for good. And frankly, this battle probably changes the course

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Speaker 1: of history. It most definitely changes the western hemisphere the Spanish.

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Speaker 1: They were ready and they had a plan, and the

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Speaker 1: plan was simply this. The Aztecs remember their whole culture

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Speaker 1: biting them in the rear end thing. They had another

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Speaker 1: part of their culture that was really really not very

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Speaker 1: well well thought out. They were excellent in warfare, but

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Speaker 1: they're leaders. One, they were very important to the men.

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Speaker 1: You didn't just keep fighting when your leader was gone.

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Speaker 1: You had to have him there. The leaders were important

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Speaker 1: to him. And in two, they wanted to make sure

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Speaker 1: everybody on their side knew who and where the leader was.

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Speaker 1: So the leader would dress in this absurd, colorful loud.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's obvious who the leader is out there,

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Speaker 1: only it's also obvious to the other guys too, and

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Speaker 1: Cortez's plan was this, let's hold him off, fight as

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Speaker 1: long as we can, and then we will send our

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Speaker 1: cavalry in and will kill the leader and finish them off.

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Speaker 1: And it works like a charm. The Spanish their weapons

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Speaker 1: were too much. The Spanish cavalry were way too much.

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Speaker 1: They called him as caston Castian or castion cavalry, depending

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Speaker 1: on where he went to school. They were just big

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Speaker 1: armored horses that would charge and run you down. It

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Speaker 1: It was a fierce battle. The Aztecs acquitted themselves very well.

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Speaker 1: But as soon as Cortez, who led the charge himself.

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Speaker 1: As soon as Cortez led a charge and they finished off,

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Speaker 1: he didn't kill the guy those one of his other

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Speaker 1: guys killed him. As soon as Cortez led a charge

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Speaker 1: and killed the Aztec leader, the Aztec army melted away

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Speaker 1: and got virtually slaughtered. Your culture can cost you, even

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Speaker 1: good parts of your culture can cost you and cost

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Speaker 1: you dearly. What do I mean by that? I got

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Speaker 1: an ask doctor Jesse question, Dear Senora Kelly, do you

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Speaker 1: think China's one child policy will ultimately come back and

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Speaker 1: bite them in the rear end when it comes to

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Speaker 1: growing their nation, since there are forty million more men

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Speaker 1: and women who will end up helping them when they

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Speaker 1: are ready to go to war, who won't end up

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Speaker 1: helping them anyway, I have something hard I have to say,

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Speaker 1: all right, ready for this, We've killed forty million of

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Speaker 1: our kids. I mean, you realize that, right, probably more

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Speaker 1: than forty million. And the reason, the reason I hate

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Speaker 1: saying that is you know how much I love the country, right,

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Speaker 1: and you know how much I despise anti Americanism and

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Speaker 1: how much I despise how many people aren't patriots. But

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Speaker 1: let's keep something in perspective here. The pro abortion left

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Speaker 1: in this country is responsible for just as many dead

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Speaker 1: kids as the communists in China are. That's just a fact.

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Speaker 1: That's a fact. And you know what, Let's let's address

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Speaker 1: China and us. What will that cost us in the end?

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Speaker 1: What will China having a one child policy cost them?

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Speaker 1: What will our absurd obsession with abortion cost us? And

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Speaker 1: the answer to that question is this, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but it's a lot. And the reason I don't know

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Speaker 1: is I don't know what would have happened had every

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Speaker 1: one of those kids been born and been given a

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Speaker 1: chance at life? What does that mean? And I'm not

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Speaker 1: doing a pro abortion anti abortion thing for you here,

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Speaker 1: but forty million babies. Just think about forty million babies

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Speaker 1: lined up for you all out on the ground. Forty

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Speaker 1: million babies. Which one of those kids is going to

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Speaker 1: grow up to to your cancer. Which one of those

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Speaker 1: kids is going to grow up to invent a robust

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Speaker 1: missile defense system that means America is saved from nuclear

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Speaker 1: weapons forever. Which one of those kids is going to

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Speaker 1: grow up to be a great president one day. Which

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Speaker 1: one of those kids was going to be a great pastor,

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Speaker 1: Which one of those kids would have been a good

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Speaker 1: mother or father? Which one of those kids would have

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Speaker 1: changed the world. And the answer is obviously, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: because they were never given a chance, the same as

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Speaker 1: the little Chinese kids, the ones China let killed. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what would have happened, but you know there

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Speaker 1: were some diamonds in there. Right Let's say, Okay, let's

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Speaker 1: just assume if you want to make that argument, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: Oh they're all poor, they wouldn't have been given a

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Speaker 1: chance and end up in jail. Okay, whatever you're gonna

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Speaker 1: make that argument, but it's impossible to argue with numbers

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Speaker 1: like that. We didn't kill some diamonds, we didn't kill

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Speaker 1: some people who would have changed the world. So if

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Speaker 1: China's in trouble, so are we. Let's dig in ham.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On an ask doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse Friday, you haven't missed the big announcement. It's coming

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Speaker 1: next week. It is coming next week. I'm not messing

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Speaker 1: with you on that. It's coming next week unless disaster

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Speaker 1: strikes or something like that. But it's coming. If you

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Speaker 1: miss any part of the show, you can catch the

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Speaker 1: whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes. On iTunes,

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Speaker 1: leave a five star rating, leave a review, talking specifically

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Speaker 1: about how handsome I am. We are going to have

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Speaker 1: a fun day. I had talked yesterday about my boys

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Speaker 1: and my sons and how I've told them their whole lives,

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Speaker 1: and I meet it. I'm kicking them out of the

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Speaker 1: house as soon as they graduated high school, go live

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Speaker 1: in a crappy part of town, be poor for a while,

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Speaker 1: figure out how to live. Someone wants to know how

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Speaker 1: I would handle girls. I answered, my surprise. You hang

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Speaker 1: on Jesse Kelly returns next, This is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Eight seven seven three

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Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: Show dot Com. On an ask doctor Jesse Friday, did

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Speaker 1: you see the top cybersecurity official warns that ransomware attacks

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Speaker 1: are likely to continue under Biden as hackers get quote

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Speaker 1: more brazen, gee who called that? Who called that? We've

602
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Speaker 1: talked about this one hundred times on the show before.

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Speaker 1: Allow me to say it again because it's so so true.

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Speaker 1: You remember that story from the Bible. It's in the

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Speaker 1: New Testament, so Chris may not remember. But the story

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Speaker 1: where Paul gets arrested. You know, they're beating him up

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Speaker 1: and Paul drops this hammer on him. Do you have

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Speaker 1: any right to do this to a Roman citizen? And

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Speaker 1: all the government officials freak out, They're like, oh no, Paul,

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Speaker 1: can I get you here and an extra pillow whatever

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Speaker 1: you need? Why? Because Rome let the world know at

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Speaker 1: all times you don't touch a Roman citizen or we

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Speaker 1: will touch you and it's not going to be pleasant. Rome.

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Speaker 1: Rome would come into town if your governor had abused

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Speaker 1: a Roman citizen. Rome would come into town and just

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Speaker 1: storm right up to the governor's mansion and crucifying right

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Speaker 1: in his front lawn in front of everybody. You don't

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Speaker 1: touch a Roman citizen. Now again, that's not because they

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Speaker 1: cared about paul Us. They ended up killing him. It's

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Speaker 1: not because they cared about any individual Roman citizen. It's

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Speaker 1: about the future. It's about the next Roman citizen, and

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Speaker 1: the next Roman citizen, and the next Roman citizen being

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Speaker 1: able to feel totally safe and secure when they travel

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Speaker 1: simply because they're a Roman citizen. You handle problems severely,

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Speaker 1: not because you're mean or cruel or vengeful or any

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Speaker 1: of those things. You handle problems severely because of the

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Speaker 1: next guy who might consider such a thing. When Colonial

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Speaker 1: Pipeline got hacked and they chose to pay a five

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Speaker 1: million dollar ransom, I came on the radio and said it,

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Speaker 1: I went on TV and said it. I'll say it

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Speaker 1: again right now that whoever at Colonial is responsible for

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Speaker 1: paying that ransom should not be in trouble. They should

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Speaker 1: be thrown in federal prison, and we should send assassins

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Speaker 1: to find the hackers and chop their heads off. And

635
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:17,240
Speaker 1: I'm not exaggerating, not because I'm vengeful towards the hackers,

636
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: not because I'm that mad at colonial pipeline. We should

637
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: do that so the next company doesn't consider paying a

638
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: ransom leaving America more exposed than we are now, And

639
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: we should do that. So the next hacker thinks to himself, Wow,

640
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: before I click this button, I should really consider whether

641
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: or not I want my head chopped off instead. What

642
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: do we do? What do we get? We not only

643
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: paid them off. Remember when Joe Biden was asked about it,

644
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: it's a private matter. They kept asking Jen Saki about it. Well,

645
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: it's a private company. It's not really my problem. We

646
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: not only paid them off. The administration couldn't even be

647
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: bothered to talk to about it. These hackers based in

648
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: Russia have disrupted American gas supplies and American need supplies.

649
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 1: Why do you think that these ransomware attacks that have

650
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 1: been rising since the present buying for gods? Well, first,

651
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: I would say these are private sector entities who have

652
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: a responsibility to put in place measures to protect their

653
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: own cybersecurity. As it relates to why criminal actors are

654
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: taking actions against private sector entities, I don't think I'm

655
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 1: the right one to speak to that. I think you

656
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: could certainly go track down those cyber criminals in Russia

657
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: and have a good chat with them. Yeah, boy, that

658
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: sounds like that sounds I want you to I want

659
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: you to remember when you hear stuff like that. The

660
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: next hacker group who's considering attacking America. They watch TV two.

661
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: They're watching her say that, And what are they saying

662
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: to themselves when they watch her talk like that? They're

663
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 1: saying to themselves, these people are too soft to do

664
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 1: anything about it, anything about it? All right? Anyway, back

665
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: to your asked doctor Jesse questions, I'm sorry I saw

666
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: the headline. I got mad. Dear fly, Birdie Fly Jesse.

667
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: I completely agree with how you are planning to raise

668
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,760
Speaker 1: your sons. However, I have a little girl and no boys.

669
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: I'm not blind to the fact it's much more dangerous

670
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: for a young pretty girl to live in a bad

671
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: neighborhood and drive a crappy car that can get her stranded.

672
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: So here's my question. Imagine your two boys are instead girls,

673
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: how do you handle your fly little birdie fly mentality? Now,

674
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: I mean, with looks as good as yours, you know

675
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,799
Speaker 1: they are going to be dropped dead gorgeous. I can

676
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,240
Speaker 1: only imagine what would happened if you were in prison

677
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: two daughters. Now there's a recipe for trouble, all right.

678
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 1: As you well know, I'm an offensive person. I've been

679
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 1: told this repeatedly, that I offend people, that I am rude,

680
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: in a jerk and direct and all these things. And

681
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 1: let me just tell you that is one hundred percent true.

682
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: So let me just get this out of there right

683
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: now and offend a whole bunch of people. I do

684
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: not view men and women as being the same, and

685
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: I do not view sons and daughters as being the same. Yes,

686
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: you're one hundred percent right. It is not lost on me.

687
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: I do think about it on occasion, just from day

688
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: to day life for myself. How I obviously still need

689
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 1: to be situationally aware, and as you know, I carry

690
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: a weapon and things like that, but in general I'm

691
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,359
Speaker 1: not in danger like a woman is, and I it's

692
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 1: easy for me to lose sight of that. Why because

693
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: I'm six eight two thirty. Now, No, I'm not the

694
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: toughest man alive, the furthest thing in the world. From it,

695
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 1: But if you're a criminal, what you are as a predator,

696
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: and if you're a predator just like any other predat

697
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 1: or a lion on the planes, or a crook hiding

698
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: in a parking garage. You are looking for? What? What

699
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 1: are you looking for? The easy prey, the wounded deer.

700
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: I don't look like that because I'm six eight two thirty. Therefore,

701
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: I conduct myself at all times like a man who's

702
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: not an imminent physical danger. I it's easy for me

703
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: to lose sight of the fact that a woman smaller,

704
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: weaker women. Anytime someone wants, they can make that woman pray,

705
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: anytime they have the opportunity, they can, and that is Look.

706
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: I don't discount that. You you know, I love making

707
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: fun of women because it's hilarious, but I don't I

708
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: don't lose sight of that. That sucks. Having sons, I

709
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: will tell you having sons is pretty nice, especially having

710
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: big boys. My boys are big. They're already ten and twelve.

711
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: My twelve year old's already taller than the wife. Not

712
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 1: making up. They're just big kids because they're mine, big hands,

713
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:09,760
Speaker 1: big feet tall. I love that my sons are coming

714
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: to the age. Whenever we're out and about, if we

715
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: have to send them to go do something on their own,

716
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: which we do a lot. As you know. We raise

717
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: them to be very independent. So if I'm in the

718
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: grocery store, it's go get me some milk. Yeah, where

719
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,959
Speaker 1: is it? You figure it out, Go get the milk.

720
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: Learn to read, figure it out. We want them to

721
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 1: figure things out, but we always send them together. It

722
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: is nice that they're old enough now. Nobody's snatching up

723
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: my boys. Definitely not when they're together now, could they? Yeah,

724
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 1: yeah sure, But there's just easier prey out there. If

725
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: I had girls, I would raise them very differently. I'm

726
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:53,240
Speaker 1: I'm ashamed to admit if I had girls, I'm pretty

727
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:58,760
Speaker 1: sure girls would own me because I do worry about

728
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: this world. I know how many editors that are out there.

729
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to freak you out right now. I'm not.

730
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: But if you're curious, especially if you have kids, or

731
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: if you're a woman, or if you have a woman,

732
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: do me a favor right now as you hear the

733
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: sound of my voice. If you're in a safe place

734
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: to do it, look up your state's sex offender registry

735
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 1: and put in your zip code. I know what you're thinking, Jesse.

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00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 1: You don't understand I live I live out in tim

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00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: Buck two with five people. There's no one around here. Brother,

738
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: do it and go look. Do it and go look,

739
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: because then we're about to have a hard conversation on

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00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,240
Speaker 1: the back end of this commercial break. Hang on a second,

741
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: Olvia government would never become involved in rendering such assistance. Unquoted,

742
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: that statement also was false. Acting therefore the defense of

743
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: our own security and of the entire Western Hemisphere, and

744
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,919
Speaker 1: under the authority entrusted to me by the Constitution, as

745
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:30,760
Speaker 1: endorsed by the resolution of the Congress, I have directed

746
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: that the following initial steps be taken immediately the hall

747
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: of this offensive build up. A strict quarantine on all

748
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: offensive military equipment under shipment to Cuba is being initiated.

749
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 1: All ships of any kind bound for Cuba from whatever

750
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:51,320
Speaker 1: nation or port, will they're found to contain cargoes of

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00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: offensive weapons be turned back. Shall be the policy of

752
00:50:55,320 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 1: this nation. It is the Jesse Kelly's Show, and that

753
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: is back when presidents used to talk about defending the

754
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 1: Western Hemisphere. What Chris I can say, I could use

755
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: the Boston accident if I want to. It's the Jests

756
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: and Kelly Show eight seven seven three seven seven four

757
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: three seventy three. Did you look up that sex offender registry.

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00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 1: The truth is, yes, I have this philosophy I believe

759
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: in with my sons, not saying I'm right. Look, if

760
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 1: you're looking for an example as a world class parent

761
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: or husband or anything, you're looking at the wrong place.

762
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: So I don't claim to be right, but I am

763
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: making my sons move out of my house when they

764
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 1: graduate high school. Gobi poor, learn how to live on

765
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: eggs and butter and milk. Go have a crappy job,

766
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 1: get a roommate who annoys you, doesn't clean up after himself.

767
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: Go find out how real people live. You know, there

768
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,760
Speaker 1: was a time in my life. I had a conversation

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00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: with my mom a couple of weeks ago. There was

770
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 1: a time in my life where we were so poor.

771
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: We went to the airport and we would watch the planes.

772
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: We would go to the airport just to sit and

773
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: watch the planes go by. Why we wanted to have

774
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: a game where we would imagine where they're vacationing too,

775
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: and then we would imagine what that vacation was like.

776
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: That's healthy. That gives you an appreciation for life. Whenever

777
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 1: whatever days do get better, and Lord willing they do.

778
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: Whenever days get better. It gives you an appreciation for life. However,

779
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:35,879
Speaker 1: if I had two girls instead of two boys, No,

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00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,959
Speaker 1: I know this is probably wrong. If you're a mother

781
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 1: or father of daughters, you're more than welcome to email

782
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: me in and correct me. I've never had a daughter

783
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 1: before Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. So I know

784
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: what I'm about to say is probably wrong. But I

785
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: would buy her the nicest, safest car humanly possible. Oh,

786
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: I would probably still kick her out. She wouldn't be

787
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: in some crappy apartment she could afford. Just send the

788
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 1: bill to dad. You're going to be in a nice

789
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: apartment with the gate and a security guard. I want, cameras,

790
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 1: I want I'll add five dead bolts to the door.

791
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,879
Speaker 1: Don't ever talk to a boy in all seriousness, No,

792
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 1: I would. I would treat it differently because they are different.

793
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 1: When my son James is my oldest, he's twelve. Now,

794
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: when my son James is eighteen years old and I

795
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,359
Speaker 1: kick him out of the house, James is easily going

796
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: to be six foot five. James will be fine. Six

797
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: foot five, knows how to handle himself, knows how to

798
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 1: handle a weapon. Go live in the bad part of town.

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00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: If if James turned out to be Jenny and she's

800
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 1: some five seven dime and it's my daughter, you are

801
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: going to a nice apartment with a nice car, and

802
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: just send dad the bill. I'll handle it. I look

803
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 1: in my own family. Now, my sister happens to be successful.

804
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 1: She's very successful. She does contract work for some big company.

805
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 1: You know, she actually believed or not past law school

806
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 1: she was she was a lawyer, although I don't think

807
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 1: she still counts as being a lawyer. She doesn't do that.

808
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: But either way, so my sister is successful, she's doing fine.

809
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 1: But if she wasn't, And if my old man, because

810
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: my old man's doing well now he's retired member he

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00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: started his own construction company. When I joined the records,

812
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 1: they did real well and retired. My old man has money.

813
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 1: If if he if I found out he was, you know,

814
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: buying her cars and homes and stuff like that, because

815
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 1: not by you're not buying me any of that stuff.

816
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,160
Speaker 1: It just wouldn't you know what I mean, I could

817
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 1: be a destitute to be like, go figure it out,

818
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: pay your bills. And if I found out he was

819
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,839
Speaker 1: buying or something like that, I wouldn't care. I'd be thrilled. Good. Yeah,

820
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 1: it's your daughter, Yeah, take care of her. It's fine

821
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: with me. I know that's probably in this day and age,

822
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: considered to be wildly offensive that I believe they're different.

823
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 1: But I do believe they're different. This is an email.

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00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: This is this one starts out, I love this Chris Hi,

825
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 1: Chris or Chris's staff. All right, I'm gonna skip over

826
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:08,880
Speaker 1: a bunch of this stuff. I mean, he obviously starts

827
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: out with doctor Jesse. I politely ask you to asking

828
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: you to keep your studley face off television. My girlfriend

829
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 1: has asked me to grow a beard. Anyway, I'm skiven

830
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 1: down to the part that he gets the asked Doctor

831
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 1: Jesse question on you consistently recommend Balkanization, he says, I

832
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 1: currently live in New York City, where I have a

833
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 1: legal practice. I frequently joke that I am leaving the

834
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 1: country and moving to Texas. All that being said, if

835
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: the Southeast and Central Plains States could peacefully secede, would we,

836
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Speaker 1: assuming I can Balkanize, have the international political clout to

837
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Speaker 1: protect ourselves from China, Iran's Mullah's and the East or

838
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 1: the Left he's calling about the communist coasts. Would we

839
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: be able to have enough international political clout to avoid

840
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: being isolate aided by the leftist EU, the leftist coast

841
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 1: China in the Third World, which is dependent on Chinese

842
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: investment to develop their infrastructure. He essentially wants to know,

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00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 1: let's say Jesse Kelly's national divorce actually happens, and I think,

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Speaker 1: because I'm the showgun, I'll obviously make sure it happens

845
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 1: and lead it. Chris anyway, and I do want to

846
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 1: make sure I clarify to everybody when we get a

847
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:30,880
Speaker 1: national divorce, I will be the dictator in charge of

848
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: the new nation. What, Chris, Just until a republic is

849
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: put in place, That's all I'm saying. I'm gonna have

850
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: to make some hard choices. Who's better to make it

851
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: than me? When has that ever gone wrong in history?

852
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 1: Just give someone all the power, and I'm sure I'll

853
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,240
Speaker 1: give it up right away. It's no big deal, all right. Anyway,

854
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: The answer to your question is yes, we would have

855
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 1: the political clout. Remember this, Remember if you had, okay,

856
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 1: the central planes in the Southeast States, what if they

857
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: really did I understand this is far fetched, but what

858
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 1: if we did, because we are going apart as a nation.

859
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 1: What if we really did get a divorce? And I

860
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:06,919
Speaker 1: mean it when I say we should, I'm not being

861
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 1: tongue in cheek. I'm not trying to be over the

862
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 1: top for radio. I believe we as a culture don't

863
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 1: have shared values anymore. And when you stop having shared values,

864
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 1: you should divorce and go your separate ways. I'm obviously

865
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: no fan of divorce. I understand people have gone through them.

866
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 1: It's fine, right, there's no judgment obviously. But if if

867
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 1: the husband, I've used this example before. If the husband,

868
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 1: if his ideal marriage and ideal future is moving out

869
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: to the suburbs where we get a good job, good school,

870
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: and we raise our kids and go to church every

871
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 1: Sunday and we go on walks together and we if

872
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 1: that's his ideal life, and the wife's ideal life is

873
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: going on tour with Metallica and doing black Tar heroine,

874
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 1: well there's no merging those two worlds. You really should

875
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 1: probably just go your separate ways because you can't even

876
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:00,120
Speaker 1: do a little of what she wants, right, I mean,

877
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: you can't you get well a little bit of hers,

878
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 1: just a little black Tar heroin and then church on Sunday.

879
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't do that. It doesn't work that way.

880
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 1: That's where we are as a nation. We are completely opposite,

881
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: completely opposite. So all we've done is guarantee that we're

882
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: going to fight each other all the time because we don't.

883
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: We don't have any common values. So let's go our

884
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 1: separate ways. But one thing we Americans lose sight of,

885
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 1: and this is not left right Republican Democrat. One thing

886
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: we lose sight of, and I do this all the time.

887
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 1: I take for granted exactly how wealthy America is. You

888
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: could be a fourth of America and be one of

889
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 1: the most powerful countries on earth. You realize that the

890
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 1: state of California, the state of California, is the fifth

891
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 1: largest economy in the world. If it was its own government,

892
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: we would have an economy big enough, Christias said, Texas

893
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: is similar to Australia. Texas, we would have an economy

894
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 1: in We would have a country and economy big enough

895
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 1: and strong enough that we would have instant legitimacy. Are

896
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 1: we going to be able to take on China? Of

897
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: course not. No, that's absurd. We wouldn't have to. We

898
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 1: would do just what Americans have always done. Form the

899
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 1: right alliances, trade with everybody, be happy and prosperous, and

900
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: everyone would know what gender they were. All right, a

901
00:59:24,080 --> 01:00:10,919
Speaker 1: COVID falling out within laws? Let's tackle this one. Hang on, Jad,

902
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 1: you wanted to know how to get the Capona? Do

903
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,920
Speaker 1: you really want to get him? You see what I'm saying?

904
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 1: What are you prepared to do? Everything within the law?

905
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 1: And then what are you prepared to do if you

906
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,919
Speaker 1: open the ball on these people? Mister Nash, you must

907
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 1: be prepared to go all the way. Of course, they

908
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,439
Speaker 1: won't give up the fight until one of you is dead.

909
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 1: I want to get Capona. I don't know how to

910
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 1: get him. You want to give Capona? Here's how you

911
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 1: get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun.

912
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 1: He sends one of yours to the hospital. You say,

913
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 1: I'm want to histo the mark the charicagoing, Oh, that's

914
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: so beautiful. It is The Jesse Kelly Show eight seven

915
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,919
Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three Jesse at

916
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,479
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot Com. On an ask doctor Jesse

917
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 1: Friday with no guess, nothing but me. It's basically the

918
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 1: greatest day of your life, with shaking your head, Chris

919
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 1: as I'm encouraging people all right, in all seriousness. Coronavirus

920
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 1: and the lockdowns and the panic and the masks and

921
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 1: all the insanity of the last year. I know I

922
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 1: don't have to. I don't have to recap it all

923
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 1: for you. We've talked about, talked about it at length.

924
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 1: You lived it. I lived it, right. I get a

925
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 1: lot of emails like this. This is a bit of

926
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 1: a long one. Hang with me. But I get a

927
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 1: lot of emails like this, and my answer is not

928
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 1: gonna be what you think, So just sit tight, all right.

929
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 1: The email goes the great Gambino of good looks. My

930
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: wife of fifteen years and I moved to Pennsylvania from

931
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 1: Georgia last August to be closer to her parents and friends.

932
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 1: She had moved down to Georgia for me when covid

933
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 1: hit I understood her need to be close. She had

934
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 1: moved down to Georgia for me, and when covid hit,

935
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 1: I understood her need to be closer to her parents, etc.

936
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 1: And made the sacrifice to move up there for her. Plus,

937
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania is still purple, so it might be worth it.

938
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 1: Indeed it mine. However, when we arrived in Pennsylvania. Her family,

939
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 1: He says, My in laws and other friends, some of

940
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 1: whom I'm close with as well, refused to meet or

941
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 1: hang out with us, citing COVID. We spent Thanksgiving and

942
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 1: Christmas by ourselves in an apartment with two kids, despite

943
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 1: being within miles of family and friends. However, now that

944
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:41,360
Speaker 1: that rat doctor Fauci and General elizab o'biden have declared

945
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 1: COVID to be over, they would like to start hanging

946
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 1: out with us again. My wife was very excited about

947
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,560
Speaker 1: this until I stepped in and said, no bloody way.

948
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 1: While I understand to a certain extent why they abandoned

949
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 1: us despite us moving here for them, it shows me

950
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 1: how they make decisions, i e. They make decisions based

951
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 1: on fear and panic, I have no doubt in my

952
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: mind that when the next panic happens, they will once

953
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 1: again leave us hanging. This has caused great strain on

954
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 1: our marriage because my wife keeps asking me to show compassion,

955
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 1: while I say they first, my question is should I

956
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 1: let bygones be bygones and make up with my in

957
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 1: laws and our friends despite what they or what they did,

958
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 1: and knowing very well that they have no compunction pulling

959
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 1: their hand when the next panic comes, or should I

960
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 1: stick to my guns despite it causing visible anguish to

961
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:44,680
Speaker 1: my wife as a former paratrooper. God love you for that. Brother.

962
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:47,480
Speaker 1: It pains me greatly to ask advice from a marine,

963
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 1: But I believe you've been out long enough where the

964
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:55,080
Speaker 1: brain cells have had a chance to regenerate a bit. Brother.

965
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: Hear me now, and hear me, well, you can do

966
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:05,480
Speaker 1: both things. What I mean by that is this, you can't.

967
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 1: It's not reasonable to ask your wife to abandon her parents.

968
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 1: They're her parents. I know you know this already. I'm

969
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:16,520
Speaker 1: preaching the choir. When you marry someone, when you marry

970
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,200
Speaker 1: a dude, when you marry a woman, you're marrying their

971
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 1: family too. The family comes with it, that's part of

972
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 1: the package. And she clearly wants to be close to them.

973
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 1: You have no choice but to go ahead and mend

974
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 1: that relationship. However, However, that does not mean you should

975
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 1: trust them at all. I have three or four people

976
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:48,920
Speaker 1: in my life who I really really really trust, just

977
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 1: talking about friends. Three or four people in my life

978
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 1: who I really really really trust, friends who I know

979
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:57,080
Speaker 1: if the chips are down and things are bad, they

980
01:04:57,080 --> 01:05:00,439
Speaker 1: will be there and they know that about me. Other

981
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:04,280
Speaker 1: than that, I know this may sound cold. I have

982
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:06,840
Speaker 1: a million people just by virtue of what I do

983
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:11,479
Speaker 1: that I'm friendly with a bit deep down, I don't

984
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:16,240
Speaker 1: trust you, and I don't have to. That's fine, right,

985
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:20,160
Speaker 1: that's fine. Sometimes a relationship is just a Sometimes it's

986
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 1: just a business relationship. And you know, we'll have a

987
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 1: we'll have a bourbon when you hit town. Hey man,

988
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're in town. Come on, we've known each

989
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: other for a while. Come on out, let's go have

990
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,800
Speaker 1: a beer. I can go have a beer with you,

991
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,000
Speaker 1: maybe eat some red lobster. Chris. I can go have

992
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:39,920
Speaker 1: a beer with you, talk with you, do business with you,

993
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 1: exist with you, without you being someone I really really trust.

994
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 1: For the sake of your wife, you can go hang

995
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:53,440
Speaker 1: out with her parents again. Throw a big fat smile

996
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:56,880
Speaker 1: on your face and patch your pap pap on the back,

997
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,439
Speaker 1: and give your mother in law kiss on the cheek

998
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 1: and tear her how beautiful that dress she's wearing looks?

999
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:05,960
Speaker 1: And play the part and open up gifts at Christmas

1000
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:09,360
Speaker 1: and do all that while also knowing in the back

1001
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 1: of your head, these are not people all be able

1002
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,920
Speaker 1: to trust. Now that was actually the easy part. Here's

1003
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:19,440
Speaker 1: the hard part. And this is for everybody. This is

1004
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,640
Speaker 1: for everyone on the right. I need you to hear me.

1005
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:25,439
Speaker 1: And honestly, I'm talking most of all to myself when

1006
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:29,080
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this, I'm talking to myself. We on

1007
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 1: the right have a problem we have to be aware

1008
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:36,240
Speaker 1: of so we can try to overcome it. And here

1009
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:38,960
Speaker 1: is our problem. If you are someone on the right,

1010
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:43,880
Speaker 1: right leaning, conservative, libertarian, nationalist, whatever you are, somewhere on

1011
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 1: the right, you are somebody who thinks about things in

1012
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:53,040
Speaker 1: a more logical way. That's just inevitable. You're hearing my

1013
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:56,000
Speaker 1: voice right now. That means you have eight trillion options

1014
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,280
Speaker 1: on what to listen to on the radio or podcast

1015
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,960
Speaker 1: or whatever. You've chosen to listen to my voice. Okay,

1016
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:04,240
Speaker 1: so you're seeking out information of some kind. You could

1017
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: just have led Zeppelin on, and there'd be nothing wrong

1018
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:08,760
Speaker 1: with that, by the way, But still you could just

1019
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:12,080
Speaker 1: have led Zeppelin on. Instead, You've chosen to take your

1020
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:18,680
Speaker 1: audio time, your finite audio time, and listen to me. Okay,

1021
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 1: So that automatically tells me something about you. You're probably

1022
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:25,760
Speaker 1: much more of an independent thinker. You're someone who will

1023
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 1: seek out information. You are somebody who's going to have

1024
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 1: more of a tendency to lead and more of a

1025
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: tendency to not go along with the crowd. But here's

1026
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:39,360
Speaker 1: what we on the right have to learn. And again

1027
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:42,720
Speaker 1: I'm pointing fingers at myself. Don't think I'm lecturing you.

1028
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,640
Speaker 1: We on the right have got to become more understanding

1029
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:54,440
Speaker 1: that people follow the crowd because it's human nature. There's

1030
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:57,360
Speaker 1: a reason it's a crowd in the first place, because

1031
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:02,520
Speaker 1: that's what most people do. Okay, your in laws are

1032
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:07,400
Speaker 1: panicky sheep who do whatever the system tells them to do,

1033
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 1: and they get scared when the system tells them to

1034
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 1: get scared. And for you, an independent thinker, especially a paratrooper,

1035
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:18,040
Speaker 1: so clearly you've got some big brass ones. Especially for you,

1036
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,240
Speaker 1: you can't make sense of that way of thinking at all.

1037
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:22,479
Speaker 1: Most people on the right get that way. I get

1038
01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:24,759
Speaker 1: that way all the time. So frustrated, Why can't you think?

1039
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:27,120
Speaker 1: Why are you thinking for yourself? Why are you letting

1040
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:28,880
Speaker 1: them think for you? And we get mad, right, I

1041
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:31,120
Speaker 1: get mad. You've heard me yell behind the microphone a

1042
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 1: thousand times because of it It doesn't mean we have

1043
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,519
Speaker 1: to respect them. It doesn't. It doesn't mean we have

1044
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:38,880
Speaker 1: to respect that way of thinking. But you and I

1045
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:43,599
Speaker 1: both have to be more understanding that most people are

1046
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 1: They are sheep, and you and I this life. Being

1047
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:51,759
Speaker 1: someone who thinks for themselves on the right and doesn't

1048
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:54,160
Speaker 1: do what the system says and things like that, you

1049
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 1: and I are better get ready for a lonely existence.

1050
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,479
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean you're alone. Brother, You're never going to

1051
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 1: be the majority. If you're someone who thinks for yourself ever,

1052
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,760
Speaker 1: you're never going to be popular. You're never going to

1053
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:11,120
Speaker 1: be the majority. We've got to understand. They called the

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Speaker 1: crowd a crowd for a reason. All right, let's have

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Speaker 1: an animal fight when we get back. Hang up, it

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Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show eight seven seven three seven

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Speaker 1: seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

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Speaker 1: dot com. I'm so excited. Nothing but questions. Now. Let's

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Speaker 1: dig it. Let's dig in, Chris, don't forget. By the way,

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Speaker 1: if you missed any part of the show, the whole

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Speaker 1: thing's available on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes. On iTunes,

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01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:13,679
Speaker 1: leave a five star rating and leave a review talking

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01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:18,719
Speaker 1: about how handsome. I am email salting of sombreros, which

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Speaker 1: would win in a fight in a river, parahas or

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Speaker 1: a polar bear, says, I can say his name. His

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Speaker 1: name is Ben. Listen to me. This is so unbelievably juvenile.

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Speaker 1: Of course a polar bear would win. No, no, no, no no,

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Speaker 1: don't hold up your hand, Chris, don't up your hand.

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Speaker 1: You know what piranhas are. Piranhas are a product of

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Speaker 1: the movies. That's all piranhas are. I understand piranhas actually exist,

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Speaker 1: but you do understand. Last time I looked, there weren't

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Speaker 1: really any documented cases of piranhas killing a human being.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the movies want you to believe. And I

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Speaker 1: always believe this when I was a kid. If you

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Speaker 1: even dip your toe in the water and the Amazon

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01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,639
Speaker 1: and you pull it out, it'll just be the bone

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Speaker 1: because the piranhas will have eaten everything right away. They're

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01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:08,800
Speaker 1: gonna swim away most of the time when you get

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Speaker 1: in what Chris, Chris asked, but how many are there?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, man. The piranhas are not going to

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01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:19,960
Speaker 1: be able to do enough damage, even in a river

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Speaker 1: to a polar bear before it's swatting them and biting

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01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:26,519
Speaker 1: them all I mean, and remember it's a polar bear.

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Speaker 1: They live in the water. Practically, this is not an

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Speaker 1: animal that's unfamiliar with the water. That's what a juvenile question.

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I like the question. Ben all right,

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Speaker 1: Jay Steele, today you were wondering why the Supreme Court

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01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:44,120
Speaker 1: justices were such garbage. My cousin and I had the

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Speaker 1: same conversation Sunday and he had what I think is

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Speaker 1: the definitive answer. He is a lawyer and suggested that

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01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:54,519
Speaker 1: lawyers are for the most part, sleazy people working in

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01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:58,559
Speaker 1: a sleazy profession. Therefore, to rise to the top of

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01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:03,400
Speaker 1: the reprobate profession, as Supreme Court nominees have, it would

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01:12:03,439 --> 01:12:06,320
Speaker 1: be ridiculous to think they are not at least part

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Speaker 1: lizard person. Thankfully, Clarence Thomas is an extraordinary exception and

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01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:15,320
Speaker 1: a national treasure, as are you, Showgun. Just remember, if

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01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:18,320
Speaker 1: women don't find you handsome, they should at least find

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01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:23,679
Speaker 1: you handy. One. That last line is so true, fellas,

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01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:27,280
Speaker 1: if you if you look ugly, and you know if

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01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 1: you're ugly, if you're a dude, here's the great news, fellas,

1101
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:38,719
Speaker 1: dudes can be ugly. And still do well with the chicks.

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01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:45,080
Speaker 1: Just be a man, don't be into honey whatever you want,

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01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:50,000
Speaker 1: just walk up, be a man, Be useful, Try to

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01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,920
Speaker 1: earn a decent libby. You don't have to be rich.

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01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,520
Speaker 1: Don't buy into that. Are you have to drive a Mercedes,

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01:12:55,560 --> 01:12:57,719
Speaker 1: be able to provide her for her a nice dinner

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01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:59,840
Speaker 1: out every now and then. It doesn't matter if you

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01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:03,280
Speaker 1: construction earn a nice living, be a dude. That can

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01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:05,160
Speaker 1: be enough for a lot of the dimes out there.

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01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:07,200
Speaker 1: Women out there are dying for a man to take

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Speaker 1: care of him. Anyway, As far as lawyers being sleazy,

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Speaker 1: I struggle with this, and this is this is why

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Speaker 1: I struggle with this. I used to be I mean,

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01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:24,360
Speaker 1: I used to be hardcore when it came to criminal justice,

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01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:27,519
Speaker 1: you know, especially especially right when I got out of

1116
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:30,200
Speaker 1: the Marine Corps and I was pretty fresh back from Iraq,

1117
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:34,080
Speaker 1: and I probably wasn't doing that great mentally, you know.

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Speaker 1: I mean I was probably a bit harsh, you would say,

1119
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:41,559
Speaker 1: I was kind of in combat mode. So especially back then,

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01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:45,200
Speaker 1: I was the the dude for oh. I think they

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01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:47,559
Speaker 1: should have the death penalty for basically everything, and that

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01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:50,760
Speaker 1: would solve everything, you know. I was that guy. And

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Speaker 1: I heard an interview one time. It totally changed my

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Speaker 1: perspective and I don't remember who it is. I heard

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Speaker 1: an interview from a big shot defense attorney. He was

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Speaker 1: one of the almost positive. He was a California guy

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Speaker 1: and one of the guys who defends a bunch of

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Speaker 1: sleas balls, you know, famous sleasballs guys who everyone hates

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01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:09,960
Speaker 1: by the time the trial even gets that, you know,

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Speaker 1: killed his wife or something like that. I don't remember

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01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:14,360
Speaker 1: what they've done. And I hated this guy before he

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01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,960
Speaker 1: came on. I hated him before he came on, and

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01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,320
Speaker 1: I knew it's gonna hate his slimy guts and what

1134
01:14:19,439 --> 01:14:22,280
Speaker 1: a scumbag and how could you defend all these crooks

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01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:25,280
Speaker 1: and things like that, right, and the guy comes on

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01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:29,280
Speaker 1: and he made a point that look credit to him,

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01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:32,040
Speaker 1: he's obviously a great lawyer. He made a point change

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Speaker 1: my perspective forever because the guy was basically asking him.

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01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:37,559
Speaker 1: The guy interview and basically said to him, hey, what,

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01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,840
Speaker 1: how could you do this? How do you sleep at night?

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01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,120
Speaker 1: You defend these people and stuff like that. And the

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01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:46,519
Speaker 1: guy said, listen to me, Listen to me. When I

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01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:51,160
Speaker 1: defend someone whatever, they're accused of. I am going up

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Speaker 1: against the state. I am going up against a government

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01:14:56,439 --> 01:15:02,320
Speaker 1: with virtually unlimited resources who is using those resources to

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01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:07,519
Speaker 1: try to bury my client forever. I'm supposed to feel

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Speaker 1: bad about trying to do everything I can to stop

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Speaker 1: the state from doing such a thing. He didn't get

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01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:19,240
Speaker 1: on there and say all my people were innocent. He said, look,

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Speaker 1: you're going up against this. Should we just allow everybody

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01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:26,160
Speaker 1: to be trampled by the state because we don't like them.

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01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:29,760
Speaker 1: I don't think so. It's my job to stand in

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01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:33,320
Speaker 1: the breach and to stop such a thing from happening.

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01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:36,640
Speaker 1: And I realized that didn't exactly go right at the

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01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:38,719
Speaker 1: heart of your question. It was more about Supreme Court

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Speaker 1: justices and whatnot. My point is this, I love trashing

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01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:45,640
Speaker 1: lawyers as much as the next man. I'm dealing with

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Speaker 1: lawyers as we speak right now. No, it's nothing bad.

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01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,000
Speaker 1: It's all good stuff. It's all you know, crossing t's

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01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:53,600
Speaker 1: and dotnege stuff. I trash him as much as the

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Speaker 1: next man. I don't know that we can call the

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Speaker 1: whole profession sleazy. Hang on, I like printos stuntis. I

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01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:07,920
Speaker 1: love them, my dog. I want Princos Country get them

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Speaker 1: from you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is to Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: Show eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven

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Speaker 1: three Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot Com. Our lawyers sleazy? Look,

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Speaker 1: it's a great question. Are they sleazy? Well, let me

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Speaker 1: ask you something. And I know there are a million

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01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:53,760
Speaker 1: sleazy lawyers out there. Let me ask you something. I

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Speaker 1: want you to ponder this over the break. We'll come

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Speaker 1: right back. We'll talk about this. Do you can consider

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01:17:01,479 --> 01:17:05,479
Speaker 1: picking up garbage to be necessary? You do right that?

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01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:07,160
Speaker 1: You want the got trash man show up at your

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01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:09,840
Speaker 1: house after your trash can? All right? Let me ask

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01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:18,800
Speaker 1: do you consider the garbage man to be dirty? Do

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Speaker 1: you see where I'm going? If not, I'll explain in

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Speaker 1: a minute. Hang on, this is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. The data shows young

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Speaker 1: black entrepreneurs are just as capable of succeeding given the

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Speaker 1: chance as white entrepreneurs are. But they don't have lawyers,

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01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:43,360
Speaker 1: they don't have they they don't have accountants, but they

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01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:49,800
Speaker 1: have great ideas. That's never that's never gonna stop being

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01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:52,759
Speaker 1: funny to me. Now that's maybe my new Joe favorite

1184
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:57,040
Speaker 1: Joe bidenline. Look, the black, the blacks and the browns

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01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 1: just can't make it. They don't even have lord. They

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01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:02,040
Speaker 1: probably don't know what lawyers are, you know, those blacks.

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Speaker 1: It's just so it's just so bad at this. It's

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01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:10,640
Speaker 1: so bad at this, Joe. You know, black people not

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01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:18,480
Speaker 1: only have lawyers in accountants, they actually are lawyers in accountants.

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Speaker 1: I know you're gonna find the shocking. We have this

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01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:25,960
Speaker 1: notion that somehow, if you're poor, you cannot do it.

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Speaker 1: Poor kids are just as bright and just as taln

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Speaker 1: as white kids. Go quick, Chris, let's get back to

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Speaker 1: our question. I asked you going because we're trying to

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Speaker 1: figure out our lawyers sleazy or not. Guy wrote in

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Speaker 1: a buddy as a lawyer, says a profession sleazy, and

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Speaker 1: that's why all the Supreme Quote Justices are sleeves balls. Okay,

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Speaker 1: your buddy's a lawyer. I'm not a lawyer. I've dealt

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Speaker 1: with plenty of them. I'm not one. He says, it's

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Speaker 1: a sleazy profession. I don't think I'm gonna get too

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01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:55,519
Speaker 1: much pushed back if I if I were to go

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Speaker 1: along with that. But my question about the garbage man stands.

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01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:06,400
Speaker 1: Is garbage pickup necessary? Well, yes, it's another thing we Americans,

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01:20:06,439 --> 01:20:09,479
Speaker 1: myself included, take for granted. We just set out our

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01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:14,479
Speaker 1: trash on Tuesday, and I come back home and someone

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01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,479
Speaker 1: came and picked it up, and it disappeared, and I

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01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:19,640
Speaker 1: never thought about it again. Finding out what to do

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01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:21,840
Speaker 1: with your trash is a big part of keeping a

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Speaker 1: nation clean and safe and healthy. We just have it

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Speaker 1: down to a science here, everyone does. But setting that aside,

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01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:31,960
Speaker 1: you know, trash pickup is necessary. Do you consider the

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Speaker 1: garbage man to be dirty personally physically dirty? I mean

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Speaker 1: you do, don't lie. He's grabbing other people's trash cans

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01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:45,040
Speaker 1: all day long. I mean your matagine being a trash

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Speaker 1: man in Houston ninety five degrees in July all day.

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01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:53,960
Speaker 1: You consider him to be dirty? But does that make

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01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:59,760
Speaker 1: him bad? Does that make him sleazy? Maybe lawyers are

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01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:07,560
Speaker 1: in a sleazy profession because when your life is marrying criminals,

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01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:10,240
Speaker 1: not marrying is not the best way to put it, probably,

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01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:16,000
Speaker 1: But when your life is being with criminals, how are

1221
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:19,880
Speaker 1: you going to walk away that clean? That's your life.

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01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:23,360
Speaker 1: It's to be with criminals to deal with ugly, dirty

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Speaker 1: legal matters. Dear, doctor Jesse, the one who never needs

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01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:34,360
Speaker 1: to ask an employee for assistance. What would you do?

1225
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:38,400
Speaker 1: A highway patrolman is cruising along in the left lane

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01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:41,680
Speaker 1: two miles per hour over the speed limit, with no

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01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:44,479
Speaker 1: cars in the right lane and no apparent intent to

1228
01:21:44,479 --> 01:21:47,599
Speaker 1: turn off into the median. You come up behind him,

1229
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:52,160
Speaker 1: going five miles an hour over the speed limit. What

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01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:54,840
Speaker 1: do you do? Ride his tail till he pulls over

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01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:59,240
Speaker 1: in the right lane to pass him on the right side. Three,

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01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:03,160
Speaker 1: stick your tail between your legs, slow down to his speed,

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Speaker 1: and stay behind him in the right lane while your

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01:22:05,840 --> 01:22:10,000
Speaker 1: blood boils. This is actually from my cousin. My cousin

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01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:12,760
Speaker 1: Abram sent this in. He signed it your second most

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01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:18,280
Speaker 1: handsome cousin, Abrom. I actually don't need to do one

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Speaker 1: of my brilliant radio theories on what Chris? One of

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01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:26,640
Speaker 1: my brilliant radio theories on this. I've done this, and

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01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:30,639
Speaker 1: I've done this more than once. You know what happens.

1240
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:33,400
Speaker 1: You're on the highway. Everybody's flying, and then you can't

1241
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:36,000
Speaker 1: figure out why all of a sudden everyone's slowing down

1242
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:39,519
Speaker 1: and going slower than they were before. And eventually you

1243
01:22:39,560 --> 01:22:42,519
Speaker 1: find out why there's a cop or even a car

1244
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:44,439
Speaker 1: just with lights on the top that might be a

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01:22:44,479 --> 01:22:47,000
Speaker 1: cop in one of the four lanes. And of course

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01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:49,840
Speaker 1: everyone has slowed down to doing everyone's doing sixty five

1247
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:54,040
Speaker 1: now right. Multiple times I have run into this scenario,

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01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:58,680
Speaker 1: and here's what I do. I set my speed for

1249
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:03,400
Speaker 1: about three to four miles per hour over the speed limit,

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Speaker 1: and I simply just inch by him. I will. I'm

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Speaker 1: not look. I'm not going to act like I'm superhuman.

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Speaker 1: To say I am a bit tense on the way

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Speaker 1: by would be putting it mildly. I never look at him,

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01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:20,559
Speaker 1: you know. I don't want to look. I don't want

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01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:22,280
Speaker 1: to do that look where it looks like I sized

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01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:25,360
Speaker 1: him up or something like that. My hands are at

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Speaker 1: ten and two on the steering wheel and on my eyes,

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01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:31,400
Speaker 1: I straight ahead. I want him to whoa, this guy's

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01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:34,320
Speaker 1: going a little fast, but he's paying attention. I'm doing that,

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Speaker 1: but I inch by him every time, and it is inches,

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01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:39,880
Speaker 1: and I don't want The problem is, you want to

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01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,360
Speaker 1: be by him right. You don't want to be right

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01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:42,800
Speaker 1: beside him. You want to go ahead and get by

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01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:45,679
Speaker 1: him so then you can speed up. But you don't

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01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:48,040
Speaker 1: have the luxury of hammer and the gas because you

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01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:50,320
Speaker 1: know he's got the cruise set on the speed limit.

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Speaker 1: The reason I said it about three or four miles

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01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:57,920
Speaker 1: ahead of the speed limit is this one. I can

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01:23:57,960 --> 01:24:01,160
Speaker 1: simply blame it on my spinometer if I get pulled over. Now,

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01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:03,280
Speaker 1: that's not an excuse. That's not gonna get you out

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01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:06,080
Speaker 1: of a ticket. But it will get you out of

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01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:08,720
Speaker 1: a ticket in front of a judge. You can just

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01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:10,240
Speaker 1: go before the judge and say, Judge, I had to

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01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:11,960
Speaker 1: what are you kidding me? I got pulled over for

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01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:15,760
Speaker 1: sixty eight and a sixty five. Don't you kid? You

1276
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:18,360
Speaker 1: know you're not gonna get that ticket. That's why I

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01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:20,360
Speaker 1: do it. I play the risk. I know I've never

1278
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:23,240
Speaker 1: been pulled over. They've let me go every single time.

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01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:27,120
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Look, cops have seen everything. It's one of

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01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:30,760
Speaker 1: those things. Cops are like teachers a teacher. If you

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01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:34,040
Speaker 1: ever know a school teacher, they'll tell you there is

1282
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:38,040
Speaker 1: no excuse a student comes up with that they haven't

1283
01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:41,679
Speaker 1: heard a thousand times before. And every time the student

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01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:44,360
Speaker 1: comes up with it, they think they're the first one

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01:24:44,439 --> 01:24:46,760
Speaker 1: to come up with it, and the teacher inside is going,

1286
01:24:46,760 --> 01:24:49,720
Speaker 1: oh good, serious, not this again. Cops are the same way,

1287
01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:54,120
Speaker 1: especially cops who pull people over for a living. Whatever

1288
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:57,920
Speaker 1: you're doing, they know. But whatever your excuse is, they've

1289
01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:04,880
Speaker 1: heard it before. But it's my strategy. Is it tense?

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01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:07,679
Speaker 1: You bet it is. But a man has to live, Chris.

1291
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:09,759
Speaker 1: I can live on the other side of the law.

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Speaker 1: All right, Hey, Jesse, love listening to your show, and

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01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:18,160
Speaker 1: I particularly love asked doctor Jesse Fridays. Yes, I know

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01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:22,679
Speaker 1: you do, says I can say her name or his name.

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01:25:22,720 --> 01:25:27,080
Speaker 1: The name's Morgan. Morgan can go either way, right, Chris. Anyway,

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01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:30,400
Speaker 1: I'm getting married in October. Never mind, definitely a woman.

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01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:33,759
Speaker 1: No man writes in about and leads with I'm getting married.

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01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:35,720
Speaker 1: That's something women do because they're proud of it. I'm

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01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:38,559
Speaker 1: getting married in October and want to ask your advice,

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01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:41,479
Speaker 1: a best memory, what you would have done, etc. For

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01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:44,280
Speaker 1: my fiance. And I thank you so much for what

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01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:47,680
Speaker 1: you do. I look forward to your history lessons every day.

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01:25:48,479 --> 01:25:52,080
Speaker 1: All right. First of all, don't ever ask marriage advice

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01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:53,840
Speaker 1: for me. I take that back. It's fun. I'd write

1305
01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:55,840
Speaker 1: in you ask doctor Jesse questions. It's fine. Just know

1306
01:25:55,960 --> 01:25:57,840
Speaker 1: that I'm a bad husband, like I'm a bad father.

1307
01:25:58,040 --> 01:26:00,799
Speaker 1: I don't claim to be an expert. I'm a bad person,

1308
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:06,800
Speaker 1: but I was given the best piece of marriage advice ever.

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01:26:07,479 --> 01:26:09,479
Speaker 1: Very early on we were getting married. We were going

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01:26:09,520 --> 01:26:14,280
Speaker 1: to a church called Calvary Chapel in Tucson, and before

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01:26:14,280 --> 01:26:17,240
Speaker 1: they would marry you, they forced you to go through

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01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:20,240
Speaker 1: pre marriage counseling with one of their pastors. Now it

1313
01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:22,320
Speaker 1: wasn't brutal. He was an awesome dude. You decide. It

1314
01:26:22,400 --> 01:26:23,800
Speaker 1: was like three or four times you sat down with

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01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:27,160
Speaker 1: him and his wife. You just discussed marriage. And during

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01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:30,640
Speaker 1: one of these things, we got the best piece of

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01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:34,280
Speaker 1: marriage advice ever ever. And I'm going to tell you this,

1318
01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,840
Speaker 1: and some of you were going to feel guilty. Don't

1319
01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:39,920
Speaker 1: feel guilty. Just know this is the best piece of

1320
01:26:39,960 --> 01:26:42,680
Speaker 1: marriage advice I've ever gotten in my life. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you in a second. It is The Jesse Kelly Show

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01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:20,400
Speaker 1: eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three

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01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:23,800
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot Com. On an ask

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01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:27,680
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday, Gosh, I'm so excited for the announcement.

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01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:29,680
Speaker 1: It's on the tip of my tongue. Chris. What if

1326
01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:31,439
Speaker 1: I just lose it this hour and just come out

1327
01:27:31,479 --> 01:27:35,240
Speaker 1: with it. I might I'm kidding. I won't. I won't.

1328
01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:40,040
Speaker 1: I will tell you not only is it next week.

1329
01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:45,240
Speaker 1: I am getting updates throughout the show. It looks like

1330
01:27:45,439 --> 01:27:50,599
Speaker 1: there's a good chance it will be Tuesday of next week.

1331
01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:54,400
Speaker 1: And when I say big announcement on my life, on

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01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:57,040
Speaker 1: my life, I'm not messing with you. I'm not going

1333
01:27:57,080 --> 01:27:59,680
Speaker 1: to announce that I got extra Cheddar Bay biscuits at

1334
01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:04,040
Speaker 1: Red Mobster last night or something, although I did. It's

1335
01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:08,160
Speaker 1: a it's a big announcement. Don't say only took three weeks. Chris, Okay,

1336
01:28:08,160 --> 01:28:10,599
Speaker 1: I would think you, of all people, would understand lawyers

1337
01:28:10,600 --> 01:28:16,440
Speaker 1: are necessary. All right. Now, I got a question about

1338
01:28:16,479 --> 01:28:19,080
Speaker 1: you know, somebody's getting married wants to know what's what's

1339
01:28:19,120 --> 01:28:20,479
Speaker 1: the best you know, one of the best piece of

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01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:22,719
Speaker 1: advice we got, as I said, going into the break

1341
01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:25,680
Speaker 1: before the church we were going to at the time

1342
01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:29,519
Speaker 1: in Tucson, would marry us. They insisted that you go

1343
01:28:29,640 --> 01:28:32,760
Speaker 1: through mandatory pre marriage counsel with one of their pastors. Now,

1344
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:35,280
Speaker 1: we loved him and his wife. His name was Troy,

1345
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,080
Speaker 1: her name was Lisa. They were just wonderful people. I

1346
01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:38,800
Speaker 1: don't know if they're still there, So sorry, Troy, if

1347
01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:40,719
Speaker 1: I just called you out and you moved on. But whatever,

1348
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:43,760
Speaker 1: they were wonderful people. They gave us the best piece

1349
01:28:43,760 --> 01:28:46,920
Speaker 1: of advice ever. And it's something that people screw up

1350
01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:50,240
Speaker 1: all the time now, all the time now, because they've

1351
01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:53,559
Speaker 1: never been told otherwise. And this is the advice you ready,

1352
01:28:54,080 --> 01:28:56,840
Speaker 1: If you follow this on my life, it will serve

1353
01:28:56,880 --> 01:29:05,559
Speaker 1: you well. Don't ever ever ever put your spouse in

1354
01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:11,880
Speaker 1: bad light to somebody else. Don't ever bad mouth your

1355
01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:17,920
Speaker 1: spouse to someone else. Never fellas talking to you. First,

1356
01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:23,920
Speaker 1: she nagging at you, she's she hasn't, she hasn't dressed

1357
01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:26,280
Speaker 1: pretty anymore. She nagging at you. You're not happy with

1358
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:28,759
Speaker 1: dinner last night, whatever, whatever the case may be spending

1359
01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:30,639
Speaker 1: too much money, I don't get whatever the case, maybe

1360
01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:37,280
Speaker 1: you work that out with her and her alone. You

1361
01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:40,519
Speaker 1: do not go golfing with your buddies and crush a

1362
01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:44,320
Speaker 1: twelve pack on the front nine and let yourself get

1363
01:29:44,439 --> 01:29:50,080
Speaker 1: sucked into complaining about your wife to your friends. Ever,

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01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:52,800
Speaker 1: a couple of things happen when you do that. One,

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01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:56,439
Speaker 1: you violated that trust that now they know you're bad

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01:29:56,479 --> 01:29:59,720
Speaker 1: mouthing him. Two, now your buddies when you inevitably make

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01:29:59,760 --> 01:30:02,080
Speaker 1: up your wife because you will now your buddies are

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01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:04,240
Speaker 1: looking at her with the side eye and they don't

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01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:06,840
Speaker 1: treat her the same because they think their buddy married

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01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:11,080
Speaker 1: a hag and not your dad, not your buddies, not

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01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:15,080
Speaker 1: your brother, definitely not your kids. You don't badmouth your

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Speaker 1: wife to anybody. Ladies, don't think I had, don't think

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01:30:19,560 --> 01:30:24,559
Speaker 1: I don't have something for you too. Stop calling your

1374
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:28,520
Speaker 1: mother in complaining about your husband. Stop calling your sisters.

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01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:31,800
Speaker 1: Don't have wine night with your girlfriends and talk about

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01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:33,639
Speaker 1: how he didn't take out the trash and he doesn't

1377
01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:37,439
Speaker 1: paying attention to me. It's you address your issues with

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01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:43,880
Speaker 1: him and him alone, nobody else, and never ever, ever, ever,

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01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:48,040
Speaker 1: ever your kids. You can dismiss that if you want.

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01:30:48,439 --> 01:30:51,160
Speaker 1: That's the best piece of advice I have ever gotten

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01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:55,559
Speaker 1: in my life. Trust me. It works on top of

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01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:58,880
Speaker 1: all the other reasons. It forces you to address the

1383
01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:02,679
Speaker 1: issue with the person you have the issue with. Don't

1384
01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:06,679
Speaker 1: go on Facebook. Oh my stupid husband forgot to forgot

1385
01:31:06,680 --> 01:31:10,120
Speaker 1: to paint defense again. Wait till he gets home. Because

1386
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:11,880
Speaker 1: you don't have that outlet. If you make the rule

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01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:13,800
Speaker 1: you don't have that outlet. You can't tell your mom,

1388
01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:16,040
Speaker 1: you can't put it on Facebook. You can't tell your girlfriends.

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01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:17,640
Speaker 1: You gotta wait for him to get home, and you

1390
01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:19,719
Speaker 1: guys can have a big old fight about Payton defense.

1391
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:22,080
Speaker 1: And you know what, that's the second piece of advice

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01:31:22,080 --> 01:31:24,960
Speaker 1: I'll give you. And this This is hard, especially when

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01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:27,120
Speaker 1: you're younger, and not to you're stupid. You just don't

1394
01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:29,479
Speaker 1: have as much experience. Fights feel like the end of

1395
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:34,320
Speaker 1: the world when you're younger. Fights are critical for growing

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01:31:34,760 --> 01:31:37,240
Speaker 1: critical if you never fight. When I hear that, oh

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01:31:37,280 --> 01:31:40,080
Speaker 1: we never fight, okay, so no one's having a hard conversation.

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Speaker 1: Someone's lying. If you never fight, how do you how

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Speaker 1: do you work out what you stand for? Doctor Jesse?

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01:31:47,880 --> 01:31:51,639
Speaker 1: I view Memorial Day like you do. My husband, however,

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01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:54,160
Speaker 1: has a friend when she says like I do. I

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01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:56,879
Speaker 1: said on Memorial Day a couple of times that Moborial

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01:31:56,960 --> 01:32:00,840
Speaker 1: Days reserve for people who died overseas on behalf of

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01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:03,560
Speaker 1: the country. No, I don't want to give away my

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01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:05,920
Speaker 1: answer to the email right away, but I know you're

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01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:08,840
Speaker 1: going to find the shocking. I actually think I misspoke there.

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01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:12,599
Speaker 1: I wasn't excluding people in the Revolutionary War or the

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01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:15,880
Speaker 1: Civil War, and I definitely wasn't excluding who she asks

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01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:19,040
Speaker 1: about here. She goes on and says, my husband, however,

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01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:21,440
Speaker 1: has a friend who has killed in a training exercise

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01:32:21,439 --> 01:32:24,040
Speaker 1: when they were in service many years ago. He posts

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01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:26,000
Speaker 1: about him every year on Memorial Day, and we've never

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01:32:26,040 --> 01:32:28,200
Speaker 1: talked about it before, but it just came up this year.

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01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:31,360
Speaker 1: He thinks those killed in training also deserve to be

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01:32:31,400 --> 01:32:34,519
Speaker 1: remembered on Memorial Day. I disagreed instead, I think it

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01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:37,560
Speaker 1: should only be those killed in combat and as POWs,

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01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:40,960
Speaker 1: what say you ps? Don't worry. I'm not asking you

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01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:43,040
Speaker 1: to tell me I'm right. And my husband and I

1419
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:45,439
Speaker 1: only had a friendly disagreement on the issue, not a fight.

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01:32:45,600 --> 01:32:48,160
Speaker 1: I was just curious your thoughts. Well, good, because I

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01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:51,400
Speaker 1: think he's right. I think he's right, And this is

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01:32:51,439 --> 01:32:58,160
Speaker 1: why the people who die in training. Look, we don't

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01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:00,160
Speaker 1: like to brag about him, right, we don't like to

1424
01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:02,760
Speaker 1: write stories about them, not because they weren't just as

1425
01:33:02,760 --> 01:33:06,440
Speaker 1: brave as anyone else. Because it's more shameful, isn't it?

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01:33:06,479 --> 01:33:08,280
Speaker 1: Isn't it more shapeful? It's like the guy who dies

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01:33:08,320 --> 01:33:11,120
Speaker 1: from friendly fire. People die from friendly fire all the time.

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01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:13,760
Speaker 1: I'm actually doing a show next week on a really

1429
01:33:13,760 --> 01:33:16,040
Speaker 1: bad friendly fire battle that we had in America. That

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01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:20,400
Speaker 1: it'll probably be Monday, stay tuned for that. But you

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01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:24,000
Speaker 1: don't make movies about that, do you. You don't put

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01:33:24,080 --> 01:33:27,040
Speaker 1: up that guy's poster on the wall. Oh, my son

1433
01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:29,040
Speaker 1: Bob was on the front lines and it was going

1434
01:33:29,080 --> 01:33:31,639
Speaker 1: so well, and then someone got confused in the jungle

1435
01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:33,640
Speaker 1: and one of his own friends shot him in the

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01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:36,120
Speaker 1: back on accident. No one likes to write that. No

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01:33:36,160 --> 01:33:38,519
Speaker 1: one likes to stories and feature on the cover of

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01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:42,680
Speaker 1: Time magazine. The same thing with training stuff, same thing

1439
01:33:42,720 --> 01:33:45,040
Speaker 1: with training stuff. If you hear it happen all the time,

1440
01:33:45,240 --> 01:33:48,400
Speaker 1: this helicopter went down, this parachute didn't open this and

1441
01:33:48,400 --> 01:33:53,960
Speaker 1: that it's not sexy. They don't write books about it,

1442
01:33:53,960 --> 01:33:56,920
Speaker 1: they don't make movies about it, and it's kind of embarrassing,

1443
01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:00,400
Speaker 1: so we don't talk about it as much. But those

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01:34:00,439 --> 01:34:04,080
Speaker 1: guys are lions, just like anyone else. I read a

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01:34:04,080 --> 01:34:06,640
Speaker 1: story last night about a guy died. I won't go

1446
01:34:06,680 --> 01:34:10,519
Speaker 1: into the details. A military guy died a parachute didn't

1447
01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:16,240
Speaker 1: open training exercise. You know, gone, that guy was a warrior.

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01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:19,080
Speaker 1: And what sucks is and this is human nature. You

1449
01:34:19,080 --> 01:34:20,439
Speaker 1: don't have to feel bad about this, but this is

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01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:27,280
Speaker 1: human nature. You and I we want warriors to die

1451
01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:32,280
Speaker 1: like warriors, does it like whenever I hear that. Honestly,

1452
01:34:32,920 --> 01:34:35,040
Speaker 1: that's probably the most tragic part of it for me.

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01:34:35,120 --> 01:34:37,000
Speaker 1: It's not that, you know, left behind a wife and kids,

1454
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:39,000
Speaker 1: and obviously that stuff's terrible. I'm not making light of

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01:34:39,040 --> 01:34:41,160
Speaker 1: that at all. But when I think about that, I

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01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:43,800
Speaker 1: think to my my first reaction, and I'm not saying

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01:34:43,840 --> 01:34:45,360
Speaker 1: this is right, I'm just being honest with you. My

1458
01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:49,120
Speaker 1: first reaction is, oh, that's not right. That's not how

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01:34:49,120 --> 01:34:52,080
Speaker 1: that guy should have died. You know. That guy should

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01:34:52,080 --> 01:34:55,599
Speaker 1: have died in combat around a pile of empty brass,

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Speaker 1: that was a warrior. Instead, he died and a training

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01:34:59,479 --> 01:35:04,639
Speaker 1: accident Arizona. So we don't like that. But I actually

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01:35:04,680 --> 01:35:06,920
Speaker 1: agree with your husband, lady. I think those guys should

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01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:10,080
Speaker 1: absolutely be remembered along with the others it looked. It's

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01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:13,000
Speaker 1: not lack of bravery or lack of willingness to serve.

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01:35:13,160 --> 01:35:17,080
Speaker 1: It's just you didn't get a chance to get over

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01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:23,920
Speaker 1: there because something went wrong, all right, Doctor J. Steele.

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01:35:24,040 --> 01:35:28,960
Speaker 1: Kelly Jewish producer Chris is wrong as usual. Hamburger Helper

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01:35:29,040 --> 01:35:32,240
Speaker 1: is great. That being said, which Hamburger Helper is your

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01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:35,400
Speaker 1: go to I'm partial to the lasagna or crunchy taco.

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01:35:35,840 --> 01:35:38,439
Speaker 1: Looking forward to hearing your answer. What do you want, Chris?

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01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:44,080
Speaker 1: Chris just asked to have crunchy taco. I feel like, honestly,

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01:35:44,120 --> 01:35:47,599
Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes I'm raising a child. I feel

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01:35:47,640 --> 01:35:49,759
Speaker 1: like I'm raising it. If yes, they have crunchy taco.

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01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:52,519
Speaker 1: You've never had the crunchy taco. Hamburger Helper, when's the

1476
01:35:52,600 --> 01:35:56,439
Speaker 1: last time you walk through the Hamburger Helper line? Geez man,

1477
01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:58,439
Speaker 1: you've got to go. No, you've got to go. Check

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01:35:58,439 --> 01:36:01,120
Speaker 1: out the Hamburger Helper selection. It is it. Look, it's

1479
01:36:01,120 --> 01:36:02,960
Speaker 1: where all the fancy people are in the grocery store.

1480
01:36:02,960 --> 01:36:05,040
Speaker 1: It's where you can find me at any given moment.

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01:36:05,479 --> 01:36:09,719
Speaker 1: All right, one, my go to any of the cheese ones,

1482
01:36:10,120 --> 01:36:14,439
Speaker 1: Chili mac four cheese, cheese, melt like I'm a huge

1483
01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:17,880
Speaker 1: cheese one. That's one. Two. Let's be clear about something.

1484
01:36:19,400 --> 01:36:22,840
Speaker 1: Nobody has ever eaten Hamburger Helper ever and said to

1485
01:36:22,840 --> 01:36:24,920
Speaker 1: themselves these words. This has never happened. No one's ever

1486
01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:27,080
Speaker 1: sat down for a play of Hamburger Helper and said, oh,

1487
01:36:29,080 --> 01:36:32,439
Speaker 1: this is too cheesey. You can add your own cheese

1488
01:36:32,439 --> 01:36:36,960
Speaker 1: and should add your own cheese. Three or is that two?

1489
01:36:37,200 --> 01:36:39,400
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't think on the show two or three,

1490
01:36:39,439 --> 01:36:41,160
Speaker 1: it's one of the two. Shut up, Chris, one of

1491
01:36:41,200 --> 01:36:46,320
Speaker 1: the two. You drown your hamburger helper in pepper. Black

1492
01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:49,559
Speaker 1: pepper makes hamburger helper. There's something about black pepper and

1493
01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:52,599
Speaker 1: cheese that goes together. Don't shake your head again, Chris

1494
01:36:52,760 --> 01:36:57,719
Speaker 1: mac and cheese. What Chris said, Kaiene Pepper, I actually

1495
01:36:57,760 --> 01:37:01,480
Speaker 1: don't hate you for that. The wife makes homemade hamburger

1496
01:37:01,520 --> 01:37:04,640
Speaker 1: helper now, and she just drowns it in cayenne. So

1497
01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:07,320
Speaker 1: we're all sweating, and it's the best thing in the history.

1498
01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:09,000
Speaker 1: It's the best thing in the history of the world.

1499
01:37:09,120 --> 01:37:13,400
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, hold on you. People aren't even allowed

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01:37:13,400 --> 01:37:18,679
Speaker 1: to eat hamburger helper, are you. I knew it. I

1501
01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:22,400
Speaker 1: knew it. I knew you were a sinner. I knew it.

1502
01:37:22,760 --> 01:37:24,760
Speaker 1: I thought there was something. It's you're not allowed to

1503
01:37:24,760 --> 01:37:28,439
Speaker 1: eat beef and cheese together. I knew it. What a snake?

1504
01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:30,800
Speaker 1: All right? We have a Kamala Harris question. Next thing

1505
01:37:30,880 --> 01:38:08,920
Speaker 1: on Jesse. How do you know that folk? She's a communist?

1506
01:38:09,240 --> 01:38:12,760
Speaker 1: You know the same way I know you can smell him.

1507
01:38:15,840 --> 01:38:19,439
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show eight seven seven three

1508
01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:23,120
Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly

1509
01:38:23,200 --> 01:38:27,280
Speaker 1: Show dot com. If you missed any part of the show,

1510
01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:30,920
Speaker 1: you can get the whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify

1511
01:38:31,040 --> 01:38:36,920
Speaker 1: and iTunes. On iTunes, leave a five star rating, leave

1512
01:38:36,960 --> 01:38:41,240
Speaker 1: a review talking about how handsome I am. You did

1513
01:38:41,280 --> 01:38:44,519
Speaker 1: not miss the big announcement. To give you an update

1514
01:38:44,560 --> 01:38:46,920
Speaker 1: on the big announcement, I have been telling you it's

1515
01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:51,080
Speaker 1: next week. It is next week. It looks like I

1516
01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:53,600
Speaker 1: can't stress this enough. It looks like I don't have

1517
01:38:53,680 --> 01:39:00,120
Speaker 1: this in final black and white yet. Announcement will be Tuesday. Tuesday.

1518
01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:02,760
Speaker 1: Back to your ask, doctor Jesse questions, Let's get too

1519
01:39:02,760 --> 01:39:05,120
Speaker 1: as many as we can, Chris before we wrap up

1520
01:39:05,120 --> 01:39:09,240
Speaker 1: this show. Dear j Steele Kelly salting of the airwaves.

1521
01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:12,800
Speaker 1: I'm just a simple civilian and I don't understand all

1522
01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:15,880
Speaker 1: the ins and outs of military life. After you played

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01:39:15,880 --> 01:39:18,559
Speaker 1: on Tuesday that clip of Kamala Harris speaking to marines,

1524
01:39:18,600 --> 01:39:22,200
Speaker 1: I had a question, why are marines carrying around twenty

1525
01:39:22,200 --> 01:39:25,719
Speaker 1: pounds of batteries? This seems like an excessive amount of batteries.

1526
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:28,559
Speaker 1: Are you carrying around car batteries at all time in

1527
01:39:28,600 --> 01:39:31,160
Speaker 1: case you need to do some interrogations in the field

1528
01:39:31,240 --> 01:39:36,360
Speaker 1: Jack Bauer style. I look forward to your big announcement. No,

1529
01:39:37,040 --> 01:39:40,120
Speaker 1: she Kamala Harris is an idiot, And to be honest,

1530
01:39:40,320 --> 01:39:43,000
Speaker 1: I can't answer that question because I got out of

1531
01:39:43,040 --> 01:39:45,559
Speaker 1: the Marine Corps in two thousand and four and about

1532
01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:49,879
Speaker 1: thirty pounds ago, so they probably have a different radio

1533
01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:52,160
Speaker 1: setup than the one I had or the one I

1534
01:39:52,240 --> 01:39:56,320
Speaker 1: knew when I was in. Though part of every platoon

1535
01:39:56,640 --> 01:39:59,840
Speaker 1: was you had a radio man, a radio operator. You've

1536
01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:01,800
Speaker 1: seeing them in the movies, the guy with the big

1537
01:40:01,800 --> 01:40:04,559
Speaker 1: pack on his back that has an antenna coming out

1538
01:40:04,560 --> 01:40:07,720
Speaker 1: of it, And keep in mind that's the guy who

1539
01:40:07,760 --> 01:40:11,120
Speaker 1: gets shot a lot, because when you're you're aiming to

1540
01:40:11,160 --> 01:40:13,840
Speaker 1: snipe in a patuone, you really want to shoot the

1541
01:40:13,880 --> 01:40:16,880
Speaker 1: guy who has the ability to call in an airstrike

1542
01:40:17,040 --> 01:40:20,080
Speaker 1: or artillery on you. So the radio guy died a lot.

1543
01:40:20,600 --> 01:40:25,080
Speaker 1: Those radio packs are heavy. I don't know what they weighed.

1544
01:40:25,120 --> 01:40:27,360
Speaker 1: I was not a radio man. I was a mortar guy,

1545
01:40:27,439 --> 01:40:29,240
Speaker 1: so I already had my own heavy gear. I wasn't

1546
01:40:29,280 --> 01:40:31,680
Speaker 1: adding a radio to it, so I don't know what

1547
01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:34,559
Speaker 1: they weigh, but they are heavy. It's not batteries. It's

1548
01:40:34,560 --> 01:40:37,719
Speaker 1: a battery. But all that said, Look, Kamal Harris doesn't

1549
01:40:39,479 --> 01:40:44,439
Speaker 1: she doesn't care. I mean, she doesn't care. These human

1550
01:40:44,479 --> 01:40:47,439
Speaker 1: beings are We're all. Look, we're all narcissists right on

1551
01:40:47,479 --> 01:40:50,439
Speaker 1: some level. And you know, I'm worse than anyone else.

1552
01:40:50,560 --> 01:40:53,479
Speaker 1: I've admit this. I have no feelings or morals or

1553
01:40:53,520 --> 01:40:57,000
Speaker 1: anything like that. I'm just a sociopath. But these people,

1554
01:40:57,120 --> 01:41:01,519
Speaker 1: people like Kamala Harris, you have to understand that human

1555
01:41:01,600 --> 01:41:05,320
Speaker 1: being is a narcissist on a level that even I

1556
01:41:05,360 --> 01:41:09,000
Speaker 1: can't comprehend. We can't. You can't get there to where

1557
01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:15,639
Speaker 1: she is. What does Kamala Harris care about? I mean nothing.

1558
01:41:16,840 --> 01:41:21,400
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris doesn't care about anything. Kamala Harris is by

1559
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:23,640
Speaker 1: this point in time, she spent so much time in

1560
01:41:23,720 --> 01:41:29,599
Speaker 1: politics and scummy Democrat politics, scummy Democrat California politics. She's

1561
01:41:29,640 --> 01:41:34,719
Speaker 1: spent so much time in that. Kamala Harris believes in nothing,

1562
01:41:35,160 --> 01:41:39,000
Speaker 1: cares about nothing. Kamala Harris just wakes up every single

1563
01:41:39,120 --> 01:41:42,920
Speaker 1: day and looks to advance. And even that in and

1564
01:41:42,960 --> 01:41:47,360
Speaker 1: of itself doesn't bring Kamala Harris joy anymore. The day

1565
01:41:47,479 --> 01:41:51,160
Speaker 1: Joe Biden decides he's gonna just go to Boca Ratone

1566
01:41:51,200 --> 01:41:53,599
Speaker 1: and eat where there's originals and drool on himself. And

1567
01:41:53,640 --> 01:41:55,840
Speaker 1: the day he retires, which is probably about next week,

1568
01:41:57,720 --> 01:42:01,360
Speaker 1: and Kamala Harris assumes the presidency and sits down in

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01:42:01,400 --> 01:42:05,280
Speaker 1: the Oval Office, and they'll be obnoxious about the first woman,

1570
01:42:05,360 --> 01:42:08,920
Speaker 1: the first black woman. This is this story. They're just

1571
01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:11,639
Speaker 1: gonna water board us with that crap when she takes over.

1572
01:42:12,240 --> 01:42:14,439
Speaker 1: But the second she sits down on the Oval office,

1573
01:42:14,640 --> 01:42:16,799
Speaker 1: do you have any idea how long she'll be happy?

1574
01:42:17,240 --> 01:42:22,439
Speaker 1: You know, how long? Maybe a minute? Maybe a minute,

1575
01:42:23,160 --> 01:42:26,280
Speaker 1: And then it will instantly turn to what can I

1576
01:42:26,360 --> 01:42:29,120
Speaker 1: do to advance my agenda? How do I make sure

1577
01:42:29,160 --> 01:42:30,760
Speaker 1: I get re elected? How do I make it? And

1578
01:42:30,800 --> 01:42:32,960
Speaker 1: even once she let's say she gets reelected, which she

1579
01:42:33,280 --> 01:42:35,280
Speaker 1: lord will and she wouldn't be Let's say she gets

1580
01:42:35,280 --> 01:42:38,120
Speaker 1: re elected. Okay, well that's two terms, and what's what's

1581
01:42:38,200 --> 01:42:40,439
Speaker 1: what she want for now that she can't do anything?

1582
01:42:40,479 --> 01:42:42,920
Speaker 1: Surely she'll smile and relax. No, it will be I

1583
01:42:42,960 --> 01:42:45,040
Speaker 1: need a better book, I need a better presidential library.

1584
01:42:45,040 --> 01:42:46,639
Speaker 1: I need to be put in charge of this foundation,

1585
01:42:46,720 --> 01:42:49,720
Speaker 1: or that there are people in life and you really

1586
01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:52,160
Speaker 1: want to try to avoid being this person. Although they

1587
01:42:52,200 --> 01:42:54,880
Speaker 1: can be wildly successful, you really want to try to

1588
01:42:54,960 --> 01:43:00,120
Speaker 1: avoid being the person who can never find contentment or joy.

1589
01:43:00,600 --> 01:43:03,320
Speaker 1: I guess to me, do you stop being ambitious? But

1590
01:43:03,400 --> 01:43:06,440
Speaker 1: I'll never forget this in my life. I had a conversation.

1591
01:43:06,479 --> 01:43:10,080
Speaker 1: It was me and two buddies and we were sitting around.

1592
01:43:10,280 --> 01:43:12,720
Speaker 1: It's a little while back, sitting around. We were on

1593
01:43:12,800 --> 01:43:17,879
Speaker 1: my back porch, smoking cigars, had a couple of glasses,

1594
01:43:17,880 --> 01:43:20,040
Speaker 1: a brother, you know, standard, just just hanging out, buddies,

1595
01:43:20,960 --> 01:43:25,240
Speaker 1: And I mean, nobody in this group is filthy rich obviously,

1596
01:43:25,360 --> 01:43:28,720
Speaker 1: but we're all we have houses and cars, and you know,

1597
01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:33,200
Speaker 1: life's okay, right, Life's okay, Life's good. And I brought

1598
01:43:33,240 --> 01:43:37,080
Speaker 1: that up. I said, you know, cheers to life being good.

1599
01:43:37,320 --> 01:43:39,519
Speaker 1: You know this is this is just life is good.

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01:43:40,600 --> 01:43:42,960
Speaker 1: And my one buddy raises his glass too and says,

1601
01:43:42,960 --> 01:43:45,960
Speaker 1: oh gosh, yeah, cheers. You're right. Life is good. What

1602
01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:47,400
Speaker 1: more do we need? You know what I mean? But

1603
01:43:47,960 --> 01:43:50,320
Speaker 1: life is good. And my other buddy's sitting over there

1604
01:43:50,320 --> 01:43:53,800
Speaker 1: and won't raise his glass and looks miserable, and we

1605
01:43:53,880 --> 01:43:57,200
Speaker 1: asked him, dude, what's wrong. He said, I'm not happy,

1606
01:43:58,400 --> 01:44:03,720
Speaker 1: said Okay. Why you know he said, I want to

1607
01:44:03,720 --> 01:44:08,840
Speaker 1: be a billionaire. Okay, well that's fine. I mean, I'm

1608
01:44:08,840 --> 01:44:12,679
Speaker 1: glad you want to be a billaire. Why prove everybody wrong?

1609
01:44:14,960 --> 01:44:17,600
Speaker 1: Poo pooh, who wrong? What are you talking about? I

1610
01:44:17,640 --> 01:44:19,400
Speaker 1: just want to prove people wrong. I want to just

1611
01:44:22,600 --> 01:44:26,880
Speaker 1: never going to find joy, never going to find contentment.

1612
01:44:27,520 --> 01:44:30,960
Speaker 1: Now he's going to be a huge success. He probably

1613
01:44:30,960 --> 01:44:33,360
Speaker 1: will be a billionaire one day. But let me tell

1614
01:44:33,400 --> 01:44:38,280
Speaker 1: you something. You can find contentment when you're getting a

1615
01:44:38,320 --> 01:44:41,640
Speaker 1: frozen pizza for Christmas one year, like I did, I

1616
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:44,240
Speaker 1: was the happiest person in the world. I didn't feel poor.

1617
01:44:44,240 --> 01:44:47,640
Speaker 1: I knew we weren't weren't rich, obviously, but I had

1618
01:44:47,680 --> 01:44:50,160
Speaker 1: two parents, had a sister, We had a place to stay,

1619
01:44:50,520 --> 01:44:54,920
Speaker 1: fireplace worked. Life was okay. If you can't find contentment

1620
01:44:54,960 --> 01:44:58,040
Speaker 1: at all with wherever you are, believe me when I

1621
01:44:58,080 --> 01:44:59,880
Speaker 1: tell you a billion ain't ever going to get there.

1622
01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:02,800
Speaker 1: I never finished my thought yesterday with my experiment about

1623
01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:04,519
Speaker 1: I want you to think about you have all the

1624
01:45:04,520 --> 01:45:06,519
Speaker 1: money in the world, and you can buy anything you want.

1625
01:45:07,320 --> 01:45:10,360
Speaker 1: And the question was, why are the dictators so often

1626
01:45:10,479 --> 01:45:13,160
Speaker 1: kids of privilege? Well, I know you did it I

1627
01:45:13,200 --> 01:45:15,800
Speaker 1: have all your emails about you, thought of all the

1628
01:45:15,840 --> 01:45:17,840
Speaker 1: things you'd want, private jets and yats and mentions and

1629
01:45:17,880 --> 01:45:21,880
Speaker 1: all these other things. You know how long you would

1630
01:45:21,880 --> 01:45:25,800
Speaker 1: be content if you were given everything you want? A

1631
01:45:25,920 --> 01:45:30,040
Speaker 1: month or two maybe, oh Jesse, no, I would not

1632
01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:33,160
Speaker 1: be I'd be eating grapes with the Swedish bikini team

1633
01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:36,880
Speaker 1: off the coast of Grease on my yacht. You'd be

1634
01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:43,240
Speaker 1: annoyed with them in a week. People need challenges in life.

1635
01:45:43,560 --> 01:45:46,400
Speaker 1: You have to have challenges in life. And that's why

1636
01:45:46,439 --> 01:45:48,679
Speaker 1: so often these rich kids turn out to be these

1637
01:45:48,720 --> 01:45:52,679
Speaker 1: monstrous dictators. They grow up, they don't have these challenges.

1638
01:45:52,680 --> 01:45:55,519
Speaker 1: And when you don't have challenges, what happens is you

1639
01:45:55,600 --> 01:45:59,479
Speaker 1: don't overcome challenges. And when you don't overcome challenges, you

1640
01:45:59,520 --> 01:46:03,639
Speaker 1: hate your self. You end up hating yourself. You don't

1641
01:46:03,800 --> 01:46:07,360
Speaker 1: feel like you're complete, you don't feel like you've overcome anything,

1642
01:46:07,720 --> 01:46:10,840
Speaker 1: and so you end up tearing down things around you,

1643
01:46:10,920 --> 01:46:13,920
Speaker 1: trying to lead a cause. I've seen it time and

1644
01:46:13,960 --> 01:46:18,000
Speaker 1: time and time again, the children of privilege. One of

1645
01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:20,920
Speaker 1: my buddies sells cars. I was talking to him the

1646
01:46:20,920 --> 01:46:25,120
Speaker 1: other day and parents had come in and they had

1647
01:46:25,120 --> 01:46:28,120
Speaker 1: bought he sells Mercedes, and parents had come in and

1648
01:46:28,160 --> 01:46:32,120
Speaker 1: bought their twenty one year old son a hundred thousand

1649
01:46:32,120 --> 01:46:36,320
Speaker 1: dollars Mercedes, and I said what, we were just marveling

1650
01:46:36,360 --> 01:46:39,679
Speaker 1: at that, and he said, no, no no, no, Jesse. That's

1651
01:46:39,720 --> 01:46:42,439
Speaker 1: his second one. He traded in the one they bought

1652
01:46:42,479 --> 01:46:47,560
Speaker 1: him when he was eighteen. Now, I'm not telling you

1653
01:46:47,640 --> 01:46:49,160
Speaker 1: don't spoil your kids and not telling you how to

1654
01:46:49,240 --> 01:46:52,760
Speaker 1: raise your kids. What chance does that kid have to

1655
01:46:52,840 --> 01:46:56,240
Speaker 1: have a good perspective on life and be happy when

1656
01:46:56,280 --> 01:46:59,680
Speaker 1: he's twenty five or thirty years old? What chance have

1657
01:46:59,800 --> 01:47:03,200
Speaker 1: you helped him? Really? Have you? Oh? I know he's

1658
01:47:03,200 --> 01:47:05,200
Speaker 1: got pretty girls, now, I have no doubt about that.

1659
01:47:06,439 --> 01:47:09,280
Speaker 1: Have you helped that that kid a chief contentment? What

1660
01:47:09,439 --> 01:47:57,800
Speaker 1: challenges has he overcome? Hang on, We're not done. It

1661
01:47:57,920 --> 01:48:01,400
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show one final segment on an

1662
01:48:01,400 --> 01:48:05,599
Speaker 1: Ask Doctor Jesse Friday eight seven seven three seven seven

1663
01:48:05,720 --> 01:48:09,919
Speaker 1: four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

1664
01:48:10,360 --> 01:48:14,799
Speaker 1: Looks like our big announcement will probably be Tuesday. Stay

1665
01:48:14,840 --> 01:48:21,800
Speaker 1: tuned for that dear steel Friedo, Bandido Oracle and destroyer

1666
01:48:21,920 --> 01:48:25,639
Speaker 1: of Communist Dogma. That may be the greatest opening ever

1667
01:48:26,360 --> 01:48:29,280
Speaker 1: not long ago you said, Quickly down Under is among

1668
01:48:29,320 --> 01:48:33,880
Speaker 1: the great westerns. Wrong, so wrong to quote Greta the

1669
01:48:34,000 --> 01:48:38,400
Speaker 1: little climate Nazi. How dare you On a recent Friday night,

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Speaker 1: the wife and I were surfing for something to watch.

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Speaker 1: I chose Quickly down Under ooof not even one of

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01:48:44,680 --> 01:48:47,840
Speaker 1: the greatest bad guys ever. So on and so on. Furthermore,

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01:48:48,320 --> 01:48:52,800
Speaker 1: how dare you assail the masterpiece that is Unforgiven? Clint

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01:48:52,840 --> 01:48:56,280
Speaker 1: Eastwood had that script for ten years before making it,

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01:48:56,520 --> 01:48:59,320
Speaker 1: since he deemed himself not old enough for the part.

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01:49:00,080 --> 01:49:04,559
Speaker 1: Unforgiven is revisiting of Clint's outstanding spaghetti westerns and how

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01:49:04,560 --> 01:49:08,639
Speaker 1: one of those characters he portrayed would be later in life.

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01:49:09,000 --> 01:49:12,799
Speaker 1: It's pacing is slower, but it pays off great film.

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01:49:13,600 --> 01:49:17,400
Speaker 1: Don't ever come here defending Unforgiven for me again. The

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01:49:17,680 --> 01:49:22,200
Speaker 1: cult behind this movie is do you know why Unforgiven sucks?

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01:49:23,520 --> 01:49:28,200
Speaker 1: Here's why it sucks. It's best way I can describe it.

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01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:33,280
Speaker 1: On Monday's show. When I come in and sit down

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01:49:33,640 --> 01:49:35,720
Speaker 1: on Monday's Show and I do the show for you?

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01:49:36,479 --> 01:49:40,720
Speaker 1: Do you want me to talk about history? Do you

1685
01:49:40,720 --> 01:49:43,240
Speaker 1: want me to crack some jokes? Do you want me

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01:49:43,240 --> 01:49:46,360
Speaker 1: to make fun of Joe Biden, maybe get a little

1687
01:49:46,439 --> 01:49:51,080
Speaker 1: upset about an issue, talk about some completely off topic things,

1688
01:49:51,360 --> 01:49:55,080
Speaker 1: or do you want me to sit down and go

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01:49:55,120 --> 01:49:59,439
Speaker 1: into detail about my new all soy slash vegan diet

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01:50:00,120 --> 01:50:02,960
Speaker 1: and the Mini Cooper I bought over the weekend and

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01:50:03,080 --> 01:50:07,120
Speaker 1: how I've started painting my fingernails like a woman. No,

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01:50:07,680 --> 01:50:10,680
Speaker 1: you don't want the ladder, do you? Why? Because you

1693
01:50:10,760 --> 01:50:14,439
Speaker 1: didn't come turn on the Jesse Kelly Show to hear

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01:50:14,479 --> 01:50:17,840
Speaker 1: me talk about tofu and painting my fingernails and driving

1695
01:50:17,880 --> 01:50:22,639
Speaker 1: a Mini Cooper. Unforgiven, has Clint Eastwood getting the crap

1696
01:50:22,720 --> 01:50:25,839
Speaker 1: kicked out of him for ninety nine percent of the movie.

1697
01:50:26,160 --> 01:50:29,000
Speaker 1: When I go sit down and watch Clint Eastwood in

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01:50:29,040 --> 01:50:31,839
Speaker 1: a movie, I want to see him shooting bad guys.

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01:50:32,320 --> 01:50:33,920
Speaker 1: That's why I want to see him. It's like that

1700
01:50:34,040 --> 01:50:38,680
Speaker 1: New the New Avengers movies, the two Newest Ones, the

1701
01:50:38,760 --> 01:50:42,720
Speaker 1: last ones they did where Hulk turned into like this

1702
01:50:42,760 --> 01:50:45,479
Speaker 1: whimpering loser who couldn't turn into the Hulk, and the

1703
01:50:45,520 --> 01:50:49,920
Speaker 1: one time he did he got beaten up. You must

1704
01:50:50,000 --> 01:50:54,200
Speaker 1: serve your audience what they came to get. Nobody went

1705
01:50:54,240 --> 01:50:56,800
Speaker 1: to Avengers to watch the Hulk get beat up like

1706
01:50:56,840 --> 01:51:01,240
Speaker 1: a girl. Okay, nobody goes to watch a western with

1707
01:51:01,360 --> 01:51:04,120
Speaker 1: Clint Eastwood in it to watch him get beaten to

1708
01:51:04,200 --> 01:51:07,920
Speaker 1: a bloody pulp the entire time that said, the ending

1709
01:51:08,040 --> 01:51:11,280
Speaker 1: was really sweet. And of course, Gene Hackman is the man. Gosh,

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01:51:11,360 --> 01:51:13,160
Speaker 1: Gene Hackman is the man. What are you raising your

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01:51:13,160 --> 01:51:16,840
Speaker 1: hands for? Chris? Please tell me you're kidding right now?

1712
01:51:16,920 --> 01:51:19,320
Speaker 1: Chris just said, who's Gene Hackman? Is that some kind

1713
01:51:19,360 --> 01:51:22,680
Speaker 1: of a joke? What is wrong with you? I'll tell

1714
01:51:22,720 --> 01:51:25,920
Speaker 1: you this weekend. You have homework, Chris, You'll enjoy it.

1715
01:51:26,160 --> 01:51:29,320
Speaker 1: This weekend. I want you to go watch Crimson Tide.

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01:51:30,120 --> 01:51:33,559
Speaker 1: Crimson Tide, it's Denzel Washington, who may very well be

1717
01:51:33,600 --> 01:51:36,200
Speaker 1: the greatest actor of all time, him and Kevin Costner.

1718
01:51:36,400 --> 01:51:41,240
Speaker 1: It's Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman together in Crimson Tide.

1719
01:51:41,640 --> 01:51:44,559
Speaker 1: You have to see that movie. It's such a good movie.

1720
01:51:44,600 --> 01:51:47,160
Speaker 1: Who is Gene Hackman? What is wrong with you? What?

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01:51:49,960 --> 01:51:52,800
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, No, he's not a comedic actor. Chris,

1722
01:51:52,840 --> 01:51:57,320
Speaker 1: you're idiot. Never mind, just never mind. Dear doctor Jesse,

1723
01:51:57,520 --> 01:52:00,160
Speaker 1: love your show. I agree with you on just about

1724
01:52:00,160 --> 01:52:03,000
Speaker 1: everything except for Black Sabbath. All I said was Sabbath

1725
01:52:03,120 --> 01:52:06,479
Speaker 1: was overrated. That's all I said. Anyway, who would win

1726
01:52:06,520 --> 01:52:10,280
Speaker 1: a sniper battle the great Carlos Hathcock Junior or that

1727
01:52:10,360 --> 01:52:14,400
Speaker 1: Russian guy from the Battle of Stalingrad. Thanks In case

1728
01:52:14,439 --> 01:52:19,320
Speaker 1: you don't know, Carlos Hathcock Junior was a is a

1729
01:52:19,920 --> 01:52:23,639
Speaker 1: legend in the Marine Corps circles, in Armed Forces circles period.

1730
01:52:23,880 --> 01:52:26,599
Speaker 1: He was in Vietnam and he was one of those guys.

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01:52:26,680 --> 01:52:28,200
Speaker 1: I mean, he was straight out of the movies, just

1732
01:52:28,240 --> 01:52:31,160
Speaker 1: a Tennessee country boy. I've read his biography before, just

1733
01:52:31,200 --> 01:52:34,240
Speaker 1: the Tennessee country boy grew up shooting squirrels and he

1734
01:52:34,400 --> 01:52:36,559
Speaker 1: was just at home in the jungle, and they would

1735
01:52:36,600 --> 01:52:38,679
Speaker 1: just send him out and he would just go out

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01:52:39,320 --> 01:52:41,320
Speaker 1: and just kill a bunch of Vietcong and come back,

1737
01:52:41,360 --> 01:52:44,280
Speaker 1: and I mean, he gets in this. They finally they

1738
01:52:44,320 --> 01:52:46,519
Speaker 1: called him the White Feather and because he kept a

1739
01:52:46,520 --> 01:52:48,559
Speaker 1: white feather in his cap, and they put some huge

1740
01:52:48,600 --> 01:52:50,479
Speaker 1: bounty on his head because he kept murdering all of

1741
01:52:50,479 --> 01:52:53,679
Speaker 1: the Vietcong. And they finally send I think he was Chinese,

1742
01:52:53,720 --> 01:52:57,679
Speaker 1: maybe North Vietnamese. They send this legendary North Vietnamese sniper

1743
01:52:57,720 --> 01:52:59,640
Speaker 1: to go down and get him, and they have this

1744
01:53:00,000 --> 01:53:03,840
Speaker 1: epic like two day quote battle where they're sneaking around

1745
01:53:03,880 --> 01:53:09,160
Speaker 1: each other in a valley. Finally Hathcock sees the glint

1746
01:53:09,240 --> 01:53:12,280
Speaker 1: from the scope and shoots it. Goes over there and

1747
01:53:12,320 --> 01:53:14,760
Speaker 1: finds the guy. He shot the guy in the head

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01:53:14,880 --> 01:53:17,880
Speaker 1: through his scope. The guy was looking at Hathcock about

1749
01:53:17,880 --> 01:53:20,479
Speaker 1: to pull the trigger himself, and Hathcock saw him first.

1750
01:53:21,240 --> 01:53:24,880
Speaker 1: Versus the guy in Stalingrad, Hathcock would make mincemeat of

1751
01:53:24,920 --> 01:53:28,320
Speaker 1: that dude in Stalingrad. And that's not to minimize Stalingrad,

1752
01:53:28,600 --> 01:53:31,479
Speaker 1: but I want you to understand something. And I actually

1753
01:53:31,479 --> 01:53:35,479
Speaker 1: may do that Stalingrad sniper battle next week. But when

1754
01:53:35,520 --> 01:53:39,920
Speaker 1: I do it, it will be hard to separate fact

1755
01:53:40,080 --> 01:53:43,840
Speaker 1: from fiction because what happened was the Soviets were they

1756
01:53:43,840 --> 01:53:46,360
Speaker 1: were in need of heroes, you know, they'd just been invaded.

1757
01:53:46,400 --> 01:53:48,639
Speaker 1: The Nazis were all the way in Stalingrad. Their cities

1758
01:53:48,640 --> 01:53:51,680
Speaker 1: were under siege, so they took a lot of the

1759
01:53:51,720 --> 01:53:56,000
Speaker 1: things that sniper did and they made them bigger than

1760
01:53:56,040 --> 01:53:59,080
Speaker 1: they really were. We'll try to unpack fact from fiction

1761
01:53:59,200 --> 01:54:02,160
Speaker 1: net week. But he ain't no Carlos Halfcock, get serious.

1762
01:54:02,240 --> 01:54:35,560
Speaker 1: Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. On and

1763
01:54:35,640 --> 01:54:39,240
Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse Friday. Let's wrap this thing up. We

1764
01:54:39,400 --> 01:54:43,320
Speaker 1: have an email question from Mary says she doesn't care

1765
01:54:43,360 --> 01:54:45,280
Speaker 1: if I use her name, so I used it. Her

1766
01:54:45,400 --> 01:54:50,560
Speaker 1: question is am I a boxer or a brief guy? Look?

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Speaker 1: I don't understand you briefs guys? At all man? You

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Speaker 1: you're an American. You have to live for what? Chris? What?

1769
01:55:02,440 --> 01:55:05,040
Speaker 1: What's fine? We can make jokes on the show, all right,

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01:55:05,400 --> 01:55:08,840
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Email me your love,

1771
01:55:08,920 --> 01:55:12,160
Speaker 1: your hate, your death threats. You're asked, doctor Jesse questions.

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Speaker 1: We have a great show for you on Monday. Remember

1773
01:55:15,320 --> 01:55:20,200
Speaker 1: that friendly fire thing? Yeah, hang onto that Also big announcement,

1774
01:55:20,400 --> 01:55:26,000
Speaker 1: big announcement next week, almost undoubtedly going to be on Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: Stay tuned. That's all the Jesse Kelly Show, Newton Group Transfer.

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