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Speaker 1: Some days I feel pretty good about it.

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Speaker 3: Some days I'm like, you put your keys in the refrigerator.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening. No, I just the light

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Speaker 3: But it's okay.

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Speaker 2: Is it over a dark small environments like a bat what.

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Speaker 2: They or naked the way that they made it in

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Speaker 3: But I don't even it was like this late sixties.

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Speaker 2: But I don't even know when before that show was made,

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Speaker 1: It made it better. The worse the worst special effects

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Speaker 1: Really this is how we were raised. Animatronics, this eighties TV.

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Speaker 1: Don't get excited. It's been my week of doctor appointments

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Speaker 2: Just look at you and they're like yeah, with these

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Speaker 2: Allergic to like literally everything, grass and cats being some

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Speaker 2: But anyway, Yeah, that's mine. I'm itchy, and your cancer

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Speaker 2: The dog gets older, if she, you know, can't get

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Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to How Rude Tan Rito's I'm Andrea

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Speaker 1: Barber and I'm Jody Sweeten, and today we are discussing

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Speaker 1: season five, Episode ten, Happy Birthday Babies, Part two. Finally,

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Speaker 1: after that crazy clip show last week, we finally get

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Speaker 1: after part one on November twelfth, nineteen ninety one, and

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to turn my stupid phone off because it's

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Speaker 1: and we have some wonderful guest stars. Wendy Cutler. She

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Speaker 2: She was right, she was my teacher, and then she

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Speaker 1: I support this career change. Then we have May May

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Speaker 1: Yes, that actually makes sense in that universe. Let's let's

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Speaker 1: Where are you saying the Flintstones.

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Speaker 1: We haven't even we're not even into the first barely.

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Speaker 1: Okay, back to.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine, I mean, I imagine a prehistoric clong

445
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,040
Speaker 2: would have been really uncomfortable, you know what I mean?

446
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,959
Speaker 2: Animal hide just up in there, not good itchy.

447
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:18,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there were definitely some allergies happening Flintstone's thong. Yeah,

448
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,080
Speaker 1: I didn't remember where I was going with that before

449
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 1: the thong.

450
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,880
Speaker 3: It really takes that last, you know line, We'll have.

451
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:31,680
Speaker 1: A gay side and it's it could it.

452
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:35,359
Speaker 2: There's a lot going on. She said thong. When Manny

453
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,080
Speaker 2: was like, did she say song or thong? She said

454
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:43,040
Speaker 2: Flintstones thong, which is that's what Yeah, Flintstone's thong wore.

455
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Speaker 1: Manny, he's already muted us.

456
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Speaker 3: He's he's like he's talking about now.

457
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I'm professional.

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00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:50,959
Speaker 3: I'm not.

460
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:56,399
Speaker 1: But so dj A Ka Wilma is leading the kids

461
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 1: in saying, ooga uga so the rest of her bedrock,

462
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 1: but show up the kids, yell uga uga and Joey

463
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,560
Speaker 1: and Steph Ter dressed as Barney and Betty Rubble. It's

464
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 1: so you look so cute. You got that little bob. Yeah,

465
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Speaker 1: you look so cute Bob bobbed haircut. I mean, I know,

466
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,119
Speaker 1: but it's super cute. And Candice looked adorable in the

467
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Speaker 1: red wig. Right. I love these wigs. This is so cute.

468
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 3: I mean, custom wigs for a kid's party.

469
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Speaker 1: That's what you do. That's that's how the Tanners rolled.

470
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 1: You know, only the best. So Joey speaks of course

471
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Speaker 1: to the kids in his Barney rubble voice. He was

472
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Speaker 1: made for this party. You know, he's this is Joey Fin.

473
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Speaker 1: He gets to shine for a while.

474
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Speaker 3: Like maybe that's why they don't hire entertainment.

475
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Speaker 1: Who needs entertainment. He's got Joey. That's a good point. Yeah,

476
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 1: Like Joey, can you do yeah? Be he man like, okay, great, right,

477
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 1: He's just any chance to shine and do voices. So

478
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Speaker 1: Stephanie continues with introductions, saying, now to meet the world's

479
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Speaker 1: only housebroken dinosaur, Dino and Dino also known as Danny

480
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 1: march is in enthusiastically saying boom shaka la while dancing

481
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: in his giant purple dinosaurs.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, this was this was where Barney came from.

483
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Speaker 1: Well, I looked it up. The premiere of Barney. The

484
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Speaker 1: premiere date of Barney the Dinosaur was April sixth, nineteen

485
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Speaker 1: ninety two. So I think this's what I'm saying. This

486
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Speaker 1: totally they inspired.

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Speaker 2: They skinned that dino and they turned him into Barney. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they were like, I'll show you a purple dinosaur.

489
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Speaker 1: We're gonna we were gonna raise you another person. Our fault.

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Speaker 2: Sorry everyone, sorry, everybody. Sorry, about Barney. Yeah, yeah, well

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Speaker 2: we will take Bob in.

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Speaker 1: This suit is just ridiculous, Like he's not tall enough

493
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Speaker 1: as is. They got to put him in this gina

494
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Speaker 1: right right.

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Speaker 3: They were like, how were we going to get this

496
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Speaker 3: master shot?

497
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 1: Get the jib out?

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Speaker 2: I wonder how much Bob hated this, Like on a

499
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Speaker 2: scale of one to ten, I'm.

500
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Speaker 1: Not twelve easily, you know he hated this. God, it's uncomfortable,

501
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: you can't move around in it. Yeah, it's poor Bob,

502
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 1: Poor Bob. Uh So, where am i? Teddy? Teddy stuffs

503
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Speaker 1: a chip in his mouth and spills a piece on

504
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Speaker 1: the floor, and he asks Danny what kind of dinosaur

505
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: are you? And Danny sarcastically responds, I'm a tidy asaurus. Please, kids,

506
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Speaker 1: whatever you do, keep the cave floor clean. And then

507
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Speaker 1: he tries to pick up the crumb himself, but he

508
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 1: can't the costume is too big for him to bend down.

509
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 1: He shouts for Wilma at aka DJ to pick up

510
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: the chip, claiming that his arms haven't evolved yet. She

511
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Speaker 1: responds Uga uga dino and picks up the crumbs. Then

512
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 1: she compliments Danny, saying the kids love the props. He

513
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Speaker 1: borrowed from the station.

514
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 2: Oh thank you for that bit of expository information. Yeah,

515
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 2: because yeah, she's just custom. The backdrop custom fit the

516
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Speaker 2: Tanner stairs.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know that's the I. I appreciate the.

518
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Speaker 3: Attime because they knew. People were like what what? Yeah,

519
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 3: it's true. Yeah, you got access to everything at the station.

520
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: That is perfect. See one line, it explains things and

521
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: then you're moving on. That's well done. Writers. Uh so,

522
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: Danny Beams, well, sweetie, it was really nice of you

523
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 1: to dress up and play along like this. And DJ

524
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 1: quips back, just remember when I get my driver's license.

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Speaker 1: I have two words for you, Red Porsche, and Danny

526
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,679
Speaker 1: cleverly responds, I have two words for you, bus pass

527
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 1: ah to shake.

528
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:31,360
Speaker 3: There you go.

529
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: Joey takes over, using his Barney Rubble voice as he

530
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Speaker 1: announces to the group, please welcome our favorite five year

531
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Speaker 1: old cave babe, Michelle Pebbles. Tanner and the kids yell

532
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: out and you and I said uha uga. Michelle enters,

533
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: wearing a Flintstone's inspired outfit paired with a bone in

534
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: her hair. It's like so cute. It was perfectly appropriate.

535
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: It was very Pebbles, it was very pebbles. She's the

536
00:25:56,560 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 1: perfect little pebbles. I loved it comment It follows after

537
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 1: her and she calls him her pet Stegosaurus, and Teddy

538
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 1: argues back, that's not a stegosaurus, that's a golden retriever.

539
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: Michelle frowns, you've got a bad attitude. Then DJ notices

540
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 1: someone's missing and says, how can we be a modern

541
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 1: Stone Age family without Fred Flintstone. We cut to the

542
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 1: attic where Jesse walks in wearing his Fred Flynn's Stone costume,

543
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: looking very displeased. He complains I wouldn't do this for

544
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 1: anybody but Michelle, and then he bangs on the door

545
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: and screams Wilma. Becky reminds him I'm not Wilma, and

546
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: she appears at the door in her regular clothes. She

547
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: nervously admits Jess, I think it's time, and Jesse's clueless,

548
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: and he simply responds, I know. Put on your little costume,

549
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,120
Speaker 1: you'll make a great pregosaurus. He begins to walk away,

550
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,679
Speaker 1: but Becky stops him. No, I mean it's time to

551
00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: have the babies. Jesse stares at her in awe and

552
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: gasps no. Becky responds, I think so, He breathlessly responds,

553
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: get out of here, She insists, I really do. Jesse

554
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: repeats his words over and over, unable to grapple with reality.

555
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: Becky tries to snap him out of it. Jess, get

556
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: a grip, it's happening. You know the indigestion I've been having?

557
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: And Jesse nods, yeah, from Joey's Coco Puff Omelet. I

558
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 1: got it too. What see? This is from that deleted

559
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 1: scene from last week? He talked about the indigestion from

560
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: Joey's Coco Puff Omelet. Oh, that was mentioned in that

561
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: deleted not the deleted scene, but the deleted second half

562
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: of that scene.

563
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:42,199
Speaker 3: The deleted scene, Yeah, it's deleted, which, mind you that

564
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 3: potholes all over the place, botholes and the faneritos.

565
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: Everyone's up in arms. People who weren't alive during the

566
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: original broadcast of these shows have never seen this before.

567
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: So they're just like, how have we never seen these

568
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: two scenes from Full House? That was right? That was

569
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 1: deleted by who? And all of all of the things.

570
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 3: I wonder I wonder why.

571
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, because like for streaming, what was in

572
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: there that they didn't want us to see it? And

573
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: I'm just what are they hiding?

574
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 3: Right?

575
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: What are they hiding? Yeah?

576
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 3: Right, hold on, let me get my tinfoil.

577
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, yeah, we're back to the indigestion the omelet.

578
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 1: Becky says her indigestion pains are now ten minutes apart,

579
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: and Jesse responds by complaining about his own pains. Of course,

580
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: he's got a pull focus, got it.

581
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 3: Right, He's like, I hurt too.

582
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: Becky knows it's three weeks early, but she insists that

583
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: she's going into labor, which, which with twins.

584
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 3: Is pretty remarkable.

585
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: She made it them right, Yeah, this is this is

586
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: full term to me. This is full term for twins,

587
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: even for Singleton's. Yes, three weeks early, they should have

588
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,959
Speaker 1: been way further along in the nursery than having bare walls,

589
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: you know, and exposed piping. Jesse still doesn't comprehend what's

590
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: going on and asks, well, what am I going into?

591
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: And she sighs, I don't know, Maybe you're having sympathy pains.

592
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: Reality is finally starting to set in, and Jesse admits

593
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 1: they aren't ready to have the kids yet. He hasn't

594
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: finished the nursery, picked out names, or practiced the hospital drill.

595
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: He shouts, you can't possibly be going into labor because

596
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: I'm not ready yet. Oh Jesse's still there. Yeah no,

597
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: Becky tells him ready or not. Here they come. He

598
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: gasps no, and Becky says yes, and he repeats his

599
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: earlier words get out of here. And Bey shuts this

600
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: down immediately, so Jesse snaps back to reality and shouts

601
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 1: have mercy. Before giving his wife a big hug. He

602
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: assures her that he's going to act cool and decides

603
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: to start packing for her right away. He pulls an

604
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: entire rod of clothes off the closet wall and shouts,

605
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Becky reminds him they aren't going to Europe,

606
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 1: so he asks her to pick from two dresses, blue

607
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: silk or black linestones. She pretends to think hard about

608
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: it and decides for child blue silk. Then she spills

609
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: the news that she's actually been packed for six months,

610
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: so she grabs her bag and they head out the

611
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: door quickly.

612
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 3: She packed in like a computer bag though it was interesting,

613
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 3: not really like a Duffel bag.

614
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was kind of like a little computer.

615
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: Well I don't remember.

616
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 3: We know there wasn't a laptop in it.

617
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: No, no, or a cell phone. I don't. I didn't

618
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: pack that much like for the hospital. I see people

619
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: now they're packing like suitcases of stuff and I'm like,

620
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: I just brought.

621
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 2: Like bringing in into your decorators and red decorating the

622
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: birthing room because it doesn't meet their aesthetic.

623
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Speaker 1: People are idiots. I brought my and a bobby to

624
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: feed the baby. That's it. Like I didn't bring sham No,

625
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: I didn't. Like I was a minimuimber look.

626
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 2: I planned for like easy things and then everything went sideways, So.

627
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 3: You never I didn't Yeah, yeah.

628
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 2: Definitely didn't have anything with me for Zoe because I

629
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 2: was going to just get another Ultra sound because I

630
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 2: was overdue and they were like you have to stay

631
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 2: and we're inducing.

632
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: So I didn't have anything. Oh yeah, you were not prepared.

633
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, and then would be I was in

634
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 2: ICU for the five days after, so didn't didn't really

635
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: need uh shampoo, You didn't need your messenger bag of

636
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 2: shambea no, no, I did not need a messenger back.

637
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: Wow, that's nuts, that's crazy. So back to the living room.

638
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: The party is still going on and the kids hit

639
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: Dino with their clubs. Then Jesse and Becky rush downstairs,

640
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: and Jesse frantically announces, hey, everybody, this is it. Becky's

641
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: ready to have the twins. Danny gasps no, and dj

642
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: asks really, and Stephanie shouts get out of here. Becky

643
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: rolls her eyes. Don't start that again. It's true. I'm

644
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: going to have the babies. Michelle excitedly screams at my party,

645
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: this is better than chuck e cheese. Then Kimmy enters.

646
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: She takes one look at Danny and his Dino costume

647
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: and jokes, hey, look a dorc asaurus coming from k

648
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: Look look how I'm dressed? Like, how am I throwing

649
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: those stones?

650
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 3: When I'm the confidence, unparalleled, unmatched confidence.

651
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 2: She's just where she would walk in her room and

652
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,719
Speaker 2: be like, you look like an idiot.

653
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, I mean she looks like, in.

654
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 3: Comparison, you're not wearing a purple piness were costume.

655
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: That's true mine, I'm wearing breathable materials and yeah, but

656
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: it's more subtle. But yeah, I just think Kimmy.

657
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 3: Doesn't Kimmy doesn't care. She's like I was great.

658
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: She's confident, man, I love her. So everyone rushes out

659
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: the door and DJ explains that Becky is having the twins,

660
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: and Kimmy responds, oh, I can help. My hamster just

661
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: had triplets and follows everyone out. There's really no point

662
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 1: in me being here. I'm sure it was just a

663
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: contractual obligation that shoehorned in there, but I'm willing to

664
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: admit it. You know, there's no reason for me to

665
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: be in there. But I'm so happy I got to

666
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: be included.

667
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 3: Right.

668
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 2: Well, we have, but you were at the hospital with us.

669
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 2: Had to figure out why you got there, so we

670
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 2: had to introduce you in.

671
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 1: That had to introduce me there. I know, it felt

672
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: like a very private family moment at the end there,

673
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: and then there's Kimmy, so yeah, well well.

674
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 3: You know, look you're gonna give birth to my babies

675
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 3: later on, so it's fine. We're family.

676
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: Such a full circle moment, that's right. So Michelle and

677
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: her partygoers are still inside the house after everyone has left.

678
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: She looks around the room and realizes there's nobody here

679
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: but us kids. Teddy shakes his head in disbelief that

680
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: could never happen. Michelle insists it's true. We're all alone,

681
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: and she puts her hands on her face and shouts ahah,

682
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: prompting the other kids to follow along.

683
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 3: So did Home Alone come out just like the year before?

684
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 4: Then?

685
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: Is that I've looked it up? The original Home Alone

686
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 1: premiered November tenth, nineteen ninety and Home Alone two lost

687
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: to New York premiered November fifteenth, nineteen ninety two. So

688
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: this was right in the right, right in the middle.

689
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right in the middle where the slapping face

690
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 2: and the kids screaming thing was easily recognizable.

691
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: Easily recognizable. Yes, wonderful nod to a wonderful couple of movies. Yeah.

692
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: Then Teddy suggests let's eat birthday cake, and the kids agree,

693
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: but Michelle shouts freeze before they can move. What right?

694
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: I know why she hesitating? This is her love language.

695
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,280
Speaker 1: She reminds them that she has to light her candles

696
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 1: and make a wish. She asks is anyone allowed to

697
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: play with matches? And they all shake their heads no,

698
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: so she has to pretend to blow out the candles instead.

699
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:30,399
Speaker 1: Teddy grows impatient and demands enough already cut the cake,

700
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: but Michelle asks is anyone allowed to use a knife,

701
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: and once again they all say no, So Teddy offers

702
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: to cut the cake because he takes karate hm. He

703
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 1: karate chops his arm directly onto the cake, into the cake,

704
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: and Michelle yells, let's pig out. Oh. The kids oblige,

705
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: devouring the cake with their hands. Then DJ and Joey

706
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 1: run back in and sigh, oh, no, we're too late.

707
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: Joey apologizes to Michelle, saying he forgot about her and

708
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: her friends amidst all the baby excitement.

709
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,760
Speaker 3: So that's third child's invome. We forgot about you, my gosh.

710
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's an afterthought, like of course, you know. But

711
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,720
Speaker 1: Michelle doesn't seem to mind this because she's just shoveling

712
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 1: cake into her mouth.

713
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 3: She's just like right, She's like later, forgot about me.

714
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 3: But I'm feeling just fine.

715
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: Okay. During this whole scene, I was so distracted by

716
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 1: the fact that y'all were barefoot and they don't like,

717
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 1: like they don't want you. Yeah, so dangerous on a set.

718
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 2: Well, they sweep excessively and the kids wear barefoot too. Yeah,

719
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 2: they make sure and like mop it down and sweep there.

720
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 3: If if actors are barefoot the second you step off stage.

721
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: You have to have shoes on. Yeah. No, I have

722
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: a tendency to like, I'll just like run across set

723
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: barefoot or something and they'll be like, don't do that. No,

724
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: they get very upset. I even even in fuller, you know,

725
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: I always would wear I would wear shoes, and I

726
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 1: always got the you know, I just like put some

727
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: close toad shoes. Yeah, okay, yeah, definitely something they're taught. Uh.

728
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: So next we're in the hospital in the waiting room.

729
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: Boy Jesse is still in his Fred Flintstone costume as

730
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: he runs in, holding Becky's hand and shoeing people out

731
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: of the way. Becky jokes, well, why don't you just

732
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,240
Speaker 1: stick a sign on my back that says wide load,

733
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 1: and he remarks, well, you're three weeks early. I didn't

734
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: have time to make a sign. Then he frantically asks

735
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: for a wheelchair and proceeds to steal one from a nurse.

736
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: Becky apologizes for his behavior before sitting down. He's very

737
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: demanding too. He's like slamming on the desk, right. I

738
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: feel like, oh, I know, you just know, thinking this guy.

739
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,280
Speaker 1: You know, I've I've met what I've met these guys.

740
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: So Jesse is still panicky as he asks the receptionist

741
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,720
Speaker 1: for service. She is obviously unimpressed, and decides to comment

742
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: on his costume. How long have you been walking erect.

743
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 3: Getting the writers into let that one in?

744
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: For sure, I'm surprised. It was surprised he didn't have

745
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: Bob and Dave in the room when.

746
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 2: They're yeah right, they might have originally and they were

747
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 2: like they can't hold it together, like no, write them out?

748
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah. So Jesse explains he's having twins and he

749
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: asks her for a bell hop. She quips, well, would

750
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: you like a pool side room or ocean view? Jesse

751
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: asks Becky what she like, thinking it was a legitimate question,

752
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: and Becky has to explain to him that it was

753
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 1: a joke.

754
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 2: Wow, talk about folding under pressure? Yes, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse,

755
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 2: what's happening?

756
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: He's losing it, Like we're just two minutes into this

757
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: labor and he has already lost his mind. So then

758
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: Danny and Kimmy show up. Danny is still dressed in

759
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: his Dino costume and explains, sorry, I'm late. I had

760
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 1: trouble getting my tail in the revolving door. Did he

761
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 1: get it in the car? I don't know, Like who

762
00:37:54,040 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 1: drove like the door? Did he walk you don't operate

763
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: a motor vehicle with those dino feet, Like there's just

764
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: no possible way to give the tand alone you're not

765
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: getting anything in and your arms are short, you can't

766
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: steer the car right. So how did maybe they walked?

767
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. Did they scooter? I have no idea.

768
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 1: I got questions.

769
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,240
Speaker 2: It's not like there were bird scooters just lying around.

770
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 2: And I'm pretty sure that, like I mean, there were

771
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 2: no ubers.

772
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 3: You had to call it cab, and I'm pretty sure

773
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 3: cap driver would be like, absolutely not.

774
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: There's no room out of his cab just yet anyway,

775
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: So Kimmy is humiliated. She tells Danny that people are staring,

776
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: and she begs him to lose the lizard suit. Danny

777
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: refuses and blames it on the fact that he looks

778
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: fabulous in purple, and then he whispers the truth to Jesse.

779
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: He isn't wearing any pants. Gimme, shrieked, you're not wearing

780
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: any pants, gross, And two older ladies that are listening

781
00:38:55,560 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 1: nearby are suddenly very interested in this information. These ladies

782
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: are so great they steal like the whole scene. Oh right, yeah,

783
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,959
Speaker 1: they're great. They don't have a single wine. But they're

784
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: saying they're ever.

785
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 2: A central casting call and they were there, Yeah, they

786
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 2: were in it.

787
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: They were so here for it. So the receptionist butts

788
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 1: in would puff the magic dragon like a hospital gown.

789
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: Danny nods in relief and clarifies that his name is

790
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: actually Dino, and then Becky's doctor walks in and tells

791
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: her that the room is all set up and ready.

792
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: Becky tells her the contractions are seven minutes apart, and

793
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: Jesse chimes in to say, mine are every time I breathe.

794
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: The doctor is concerned and asks him to elaborate, so

795
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: Jesse points to a black spot on his costume and

796
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: has the source of the pain. When she presses on

797
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: the spot, he winces, and she decides that he needs

798
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 1: to get his appendix out immediately.

799
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 2: Wow, not even a second opinion over a Flintstone's costume

800
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 2: and everything.

801
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:58,280
Speaker 1: There's no p tests, there's no X rays, look at

802
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: the actual skin. No, she diagnosed him through Fred Flintstone costs.

803
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 2: Maybe she was like, this man is going to be

804
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 2: a lot. I need to send him somewhere and just

805
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 2: get him. You're right, yeah, because she's an obe so

806
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 2: she was like, it's either the appendix or the gallbladder

807
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 2: you can live without. Which should we go for? Let's

808
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 2: go to appendix.

809
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think this is definitely deliberate by doctor Sinclaire.

810
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: She's like, get this husband out of the labor room.

811
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: It's like he's right to be a menace. She's not wrong.

812
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 2: And also, the people I know when it's time for

813
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 2: their appendix to be taken out have been like.

814
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 3: Crawling on the floor, pugging in pain.

815
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,439
Speaker 1: So it's bad. It's bad.

816
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 2: Yes, he's handling that really pretty well, much better than

817
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,439
Speaker 2: he's handling anything right.

818
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,240
Speaker 1: This is true. He handles his appendicitis like a champ,

819
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: but everything else forget it. So, Jesse argues back, no, no, no,

820
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 1: I can't have my appendix taken out. I'm going into labor.

821
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: He refuses to leave Becky's side, but the doctor insists

822
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:56,320
Speaker 1: that he get it taken care of right away. Jesse's

823
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,359
Speaker 1: in disbelief as he's plopped into a wheelchair of his own.

824
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: Danny runs back into the waiting area, now wearing a

825
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: hospital gown. He asks what's going on. Jesse comments, Oh,

826
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: I'm fine. While I'm here, I might as well get

827
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: my appendix taken out. Danny sarcastically asks, can't you just

828
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: let Becky have the babies? You are so competitive? Which

829
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: is I don't think it was sarcastic.

830
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 3: I think he was asking him a legitimate question.

831
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: He thinks so too. Ye looks like, why do you

832
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: have to pull focus? Jesse like, can we just focus

833
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: on Becky and the babies for once? For once?

834
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 3: Our twins not enough?

835
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: Jesse asks the doctor if he'll be back in time

836
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: to help his wife after his surgery. The doctor admits

837
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 1: there's no way to know, so he asks Danny if

838
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,919
Speaker 1: he can coach Becky through childbirth if he can't be there.

839
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 1: Danny nods, no problem. I've been through this three times before.

840
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: I can do it with one hand behind my back,

841
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 1: which I may have to do to keep this gown closed.

842
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 1: The old ladies are snickering as they take a look

843
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: at his butt. Jesse looks at his wink had a butt'

844
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? He's too long?

845
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just have one long back, that's all right.

846
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: These old ladies don't care, they don't discriminate.

847
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 2: They're just like these ladies are like, I'll take it

848
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 2: where I can get it.

849
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: These days. Yeah, they were here for it. So Jesse

850
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: looks at his wife and says, try to wait as

851
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: long as you can to have the twins, and Becky smiles,

852
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: I'll do my best.

853
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 3: She legs and don't breathe.

854
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:32,240
Speaker 1: Becky just hold it in like she has any control. Like, honestly,

855
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: it's up to the babies. It's not up to Becky.

856
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: Jesse sighs, I'm sorry. There's no place in the world

857
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: I'd rather be than right here with you. I love you.

858
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: She kisses him and says I love you too. And

859
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: when they say they're goodbyes and their wheelchairs are getting

860
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 1: pulled in opposite directions, they dramatically reach an arm out

861
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: to one another and Jesse says, wait for me. Danny

862
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: follows Becky into her room, and the receptionist playfully notes

863
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: nice buns, and Danny quickly closes the back of his

864
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: in response. Great scene, you know, I mean, this is

865
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 1: like peak sitcom. You can't just have a baby. It's

866
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: gotta be other things going on. Yeah, because didn't. Weren't

867
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:16,240
Speaker 1: we in costumes? Oh yeah, the Hamilton costume.

868
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 3: You were dressed in a Hamilton costume.

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Speaker 1: Skylar system. We had the babies. That's right.

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Speaker 7: I didn't even put and I'm sure there we were.

871
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Speaker 7: We were at the play and you were dressed up

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Speaker 7: and my water broke in the front row, right, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 7: that's right.

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Speaker 1: But I don't think you were dressed up. I think

875
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Speaker 1: it was just no, no, no, it was just Kimmy.

876
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Speaker 1: You showed up and we were like, what are you doing?

877
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Speaker 3: And you were it was like you were like in

878
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Speaker 3: case they need a backup or something.

879
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Speaker 1: And let me tell you wearing a nine month pregnancy

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00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:51,320
Speaker 1: belly and a Skylar Sister heavy costume. I actually the

881
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Speaker 1: pregnant Heck no, that was the heaviest costume I think

882
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: I've ever worn. That was but hey, it was authentic.

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Speaker 2: Jokes, jokes got to work, and I didn't even realize

884
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Speaker 2: it was a nod to us being in Costa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Sanders can't give birth unless they're in Costa. Right,

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Speaker 1: that's a prerequisit. Hello, it's Danielle.

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Speaker 4: Fischel, right or Strong and Wilfridell from Podmeats World, and

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Speaker 4: we're bringing you Viva last Content.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 8: We are back in Las Vegas, the City of Sin,

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Speaker 1: Wait, we're back in Vegas. Tell me why?

894
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Speaker 8: Well, for the Backstreet Boys residency, it's sphere.

895
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Speaker 1: Of course, we.

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Speaker 1: Boy band please.

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Speaker 8: Plus, the man who has the longest running comedy show

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Speaker 1: It's Carrot Top Baby. And finally we all l oh

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Speaker 1: v her Ashley.

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Speaker 8: It's a full week of nostalgic interviews you don't want

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Speaker 8: to miss.

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Speaker 1: So back at the house, Joey's on the phone telling

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00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,479
Speaker 1: a parent, I know you just dropped your son off,

912
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: but it's amazing how much fun you can cram into

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00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. Then he tells all the kids that their

914
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: parents are on their way to pick them up. He

915
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Speaker 1: begins to usher them out onto the porch while Michelle

916
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: helps and tells her friends move it people. The party's over,

917
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: but Teddy reminds her you never opened your presence, and

918
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 1: Michelle sternly shouts, hold it, the party is back on.

919
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 2: I never liked opening present. I never did it with

920
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 2: my kids.

921
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 3: No, I didn't do it. I like to do it,

922
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 3: like unless it was like family or whatever.

923
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: Right, right, that's different.

924
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 3: But no, especially now, like what a birthday party, and

925
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 3: like you know, some kids can get a small gift

926
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Speaker 3: or no gift, and some can get a big you know,

927
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Speaker 3: like it just it does nothing.

928
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Speaker 1: It's hard make them feel bad. Yeah, it's awkward.

929
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Speaker 3: I don't I don't think anyone. We don't need to

930
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Speaker 3: do that.

931
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Speaker 1: I don't we need to do this. No, I don't

932
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Speaker 1: even need to. I don't need to do it at

933
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Speaker 1: a baby shower. No. I mean I don't need to

934
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Speaker 1: watch anybody open anything. No, we don't. We don't need

935
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Speaker 1: that except pressure.

936
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Speaker 2: Right, although apparently that's a very big thing on YouTube.

937
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Speaker 1: So I've watched people open presence, but just open things

938
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Speaker 1: or just unboxing boxing.

939
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 3: Literally there's a whole world that the kids making millions

940
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Speaker 3: of dollars on unboxing, and I'm like, this is awkward.

941
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Speaker 1: This is well, it's different if it's just you and

942
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 1: a camera and you're opening things for your YouTube channel.

943
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,399
Speaker 1: But when you're like surround, don't why do you care?

944
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Speaker 3: I don't care what's in the box.

945
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Speaker 1: Oh I'm always curious, like what's in the box, But

946
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: I don't need to do it.

947
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Speaker 3: I want to know it's in my box. That didn't

948
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 3: sound like I want to Yeah anyway. Yeah, So I'm

949
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 3: just saying it's weird. Guys don't do it.

950
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Speaker 2: It's a recipe for disaster and inadequate feeling.

951
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: The kids don't and the other kids the parts don't

952
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: really want to want to do it.

953
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Speaker 3: They can't toys that they don't get to play with.

954
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 1: Right, this is is a recipe for disaster. Let's stop Michelle.

955
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Speaker 3: Is we we all live under the thumb of Michelle.

956
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: It's interesting that she's ignored, but yet she's also a tyrant,

957
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 1: like this is a fast she has to be she

958
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 1: doesn't you know what I mean.

959
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Speaker 2: It's like kind of that classic little Man syndrome, you know,

960
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 2: where it's like, you're not going to pay attention to me,

961
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Speaker 2: so I will rule with an iron fish.

962
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

963
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 2: It's always the deeply insecured that are the most authoritarian

964
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Speaker 2: it's a It.

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Speaker 1: All makes it psychologically, this all makes sense. I am

966
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Speaker 1: here for this. Who Okay? So the kids rush back

967
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,439
Speaker 1: in Joey suggests they opened the present they brought as

968
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Speaker 1: fast as they can, and Teddy asks, how do you play?

969
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: Joey repeats the title, which explains everything that you'd need

970
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: to know, and in unison, the kids tear their presence

971
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Speaker 1: open as Michelle watches in complete and utter awe. Her

972
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: smile is so cute in this.

973
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Speaker 3: Right, you can just picture Adria off on the side

974
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 3: being like a smile, looking like a crazed muppet, you know,

975
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Speaker 3: and like that's how they got it.

976
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Speaker 1: So funny. So as the gifts are revealed, Michelle jumps

977
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Speaker 1: up and down with excitement, and then Stephanie instructs each

978
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Speaker 1: child to hold up their present so Michelle can see.

979
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Speaker 1: Michelle goes down the line, pointing to each present and commenting,

980
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: I love it, I love it, I like it, I

981
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,399
Speaker 1: love it, I like it. That looked bigger on TV.

982
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Speaker 3: Damn.

983
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: Right, this is another reason not to take gives at a party,

984
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: because kids have no filter, or they'll be like, that's

985
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Speaker 1: not the color I like.

986
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 3: Right, I already have two of these, right, right right.

987
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 1: There's nothing good can come from this. You come from this.

988
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

989
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 1: So then DJ and Steph announced that the party is over.

990
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: Steph instructs everyone in her best flight attendant voice, please

991
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 1: place your presence gently on the floor and proceed to

992
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: the nearest sit, have a nice day, and buckle up.

993
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: Michelle happily waves them off and thanks them all for coming,

994
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:10,240
Speaker 1: and Teddy openly admits this was a strange party.

995
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they got to keep the costume, so you

996
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 3: can't complete too much.

997
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:14,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

998
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 2: It was the party favors you get to you get

999
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 2: your own little costume.

1000
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 1: Keep your own little costume, and your club and your bone. Yeah,

1001
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 1: you know that's a good party. Parent.

1002
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 2: I know as a parent, I love nothing more than

1003
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 2: when my kids would get some sort of object they

1004
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,280
Speaker 2: could use as a weapon.

1005
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: Oh, that's an excellent idea for five year old clubs

1006
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 1: a fake sword of a fake bow and arrow. Yeah,

1007
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: oh nothing.

1008
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 2: So those things led to the worst fights between the.

1009
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: Kids, always classic kid behavior. So over in Becky's hospital room,

1010
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,720
Speaker 1: Becky's on the hospital bed with sweat coating her face

1011
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:58,879
Speaker 1: as she does for breathing techniques. Well, Danny sits next

1012
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 1: to her in scrubs, trying to her through it, and

1013
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: this Lama's breathing.

1014
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 3: This is not they don't do it anymore.

1015
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: No, they don't do anymore. But this is what I

1016
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: thought I would be learning. You know, twenty years later,

1017
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: when I was giving birth, when I was right in

1018
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 1: my lama's class, I'm like, why aren't they breathing like

1019
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 1: Becky breathed in that? Because right, right, because it actually

1020
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: makes you hyper ventilate.

1021
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, what she's doing is she's hyperventilating.

1022
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,359
Speaker 3: She's literally depriving herself of oxygen, right right.

1023
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,439
Speaker 1: This is not the way to do great, But that's

1024
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: how I thought. Don't who who he?

1025
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 2: Anyone out there if you find yourself in a position

1026
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 2: where you are suddenly giving birth, I don't know, in

1027
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 2: the back of an uber something whatever might happen.

1028
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 1: Don't wo who he?

1029
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 2: And I don't think any woman out there it could

1030
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 2: do that anyway, not for longer than five minutes.

1031
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 1: No, that was I'm surprised that, LOLRII didn't just faint

1032
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 1: who who he? Ain't? Yeah? No, But this set the

1033
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: standard for lama's breathing until I was until I took

1034
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: my own that's true. I thought that was how you

1035
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: gave birth, was right, and then it just fell out exactly.

1036
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: That's what I thought too. You know, you don't need

1037
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: an epidural, you just have to.

1038
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 2: Breathe, right, I mean, he's giving birth to twine a naturally.

1039
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 2: This woman is a barely sweating and looking fabulous looks graat.

1040
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 3: This woman is a badass her husband.

1041
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: She doesn't need Jesse, Like, why are IV drip for fluid?

1042
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 2: No, she's just just raw dog in it right, just

1043
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,760
Speaker 2: right out there, like I'm gonna pop these things out, watch.

1044
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 1: It, Marry and I sup in sight and impressive. She

1045
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: is just the goat man. Becky is goat. It's true.

1046
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 1: So Danny decides to start singing we Will Rock You

1047
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: to the beat of Becky's breathing. She glares at him

1048
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 1: and he quickly apologizes, which is funny because that's the

1049
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: song we would That's what Bob Perlo would play for

1050
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 1: our intros and here. Yeah, yeah, that always gets rhythm.

1051
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I still get like Jiels when I hear that. Right.

1052
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:01,399
Speaker 1: So Danny takes a different approach, telling Becky the main

1053
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 1: thing is to not think of the pain. Pain is

1054
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 1: not in your vocabulary. Pain does not exist, and she

1055
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 1: asks how many times are you gonna say pain? He

1056
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: apologizes again, admitting he's just trying to keep her mind

1057
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 1: off of that not so great feeling. Then there's a

1058
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 1: knock on the door. It's Joey, Stephanie, DJ, and Michelle.

1059
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: Michelle immediately asks did you have the twins yet? And

1060
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 1: Becky says no, so Michelle questions what's taking them so long.

1061
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 1: Stephanie cleverly says maybe they can't decide who should come

1062
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: out first, the polite police. You know you right after you? No,

1063
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: please after you. DJ chimes in with some facts she

1064
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 1: learned in biology. Sometimes women can be in labor for days.

1065
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: Been there, Becky groans, it the terrible thought for you.

1066
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 1: Now you had a long you had a long labor

1067
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,479
Speaker 1: first day. Yeah, that's mine.

1068
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 3: Was mine mood. Commercials were looking good because they.

1069
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: Want oh that's right, yea.

1070
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 3: And I was planning to go to lunch after my

1071
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 3: little appointment.

1072
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: No, no, sorry, starving, I gotta have a baby.

1073
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 2: Fancy feast commercials. I'll never forget if it came on

1074
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 2: and I.

1075
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 1: Was like, I wonder fancy feast right now? You would

1076
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:20,439
Speaker 1: take anything, anything, yeah. So the others realize that Jesse

1077
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 1: isn't there, and Danny explains that he had to have

1078
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: an appendectomy. Michelle shouts append what and Joey gives a

1079
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 1: scholarly response, Well, boys and girls, in scientific terms, an

1080
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 1: appendectomy is when they take out that little thing, im

1081
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: a jig out of your toumb tom that you really

1082
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: don't need need. Then Kimmy happily struts in and tells

1083
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 1: the group that she has great news. They think it's

1084
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 1: about Jesse, but nope, She reveals, I got lost, but

1085
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: I did find Luke, this really cute guy with two

1086
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: broken arms, so I volunteered to spoonfeed him his jello.

1087
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 3: Doing just look it out that being of service she

1088
00:53:59,280 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 3: give me, give me.

1089
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: Kimmy's just in her own world. You know, Kimmy's just here.

1090
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 2: You can't you can't fight me off. Shove jello in

1091
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,479
Speaker 2: your mouth. Yeah, got a little weird.

1092
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: He's a captive audience, so Ja zone and rite in

1093
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 1: on him. DJ's worried that Uncle Jesse is gonna miss

1094
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: the babies being born, and Becky agrees. Danny tells Becky

1095
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,880
Speaker 1: not to worry because Jesse will see her give birth. No,

1096
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: matter what. He opens the door to reveal a camera crew.

1097
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 2: I'd punched Danny right in the face. I would be like,

1098
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,399
Speaker 2: poor Becky, get out, get out.

1099
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 1: Yes, I wouldn't even want like, oh the family in there,

1100
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: I know.

1101
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's one thing, but like still, yeah,

1102
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,439
Speaker 2: like poor Becky, like she finally got rid of Jesse.

1103
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,240
Speaker 1: She's like, thank God, I can finally give birth in peace.

1104
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: And then Danny comes in with a with a camera crew.

1105
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:54,880
Speaker 1: Poor woman, run, Becky, run right yeah. Danny reminds Becky

1106
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: that when she announced her pregnancy on Wake Up San Francisco,

1107
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 1: she promised viewers that they would get to see the

1108
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: whole thing on tape. Becky says, through gritted teeth, that's

1109
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 1: when I was thin, my hair was done, and I

1110
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 1: wasn't sweating.

1111
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 3: Danny, first of all, none of those things are true.

1112
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 1: You know, she is thin, her hair looks great. She's

1113
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 1: just sweating a little bit. Yes, she's just glistening, really right,

1114
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: just listening. Danny tells her it's not sweat, it's a

1115
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 1: mother's glow, and then he grabs the microphone and sits

1116
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: next to her on the bed to do a quick intro.

1117
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: She starts to refuse, but Danny tells her we're rolling,

1118
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 1: and Becky quickly channels her news anchor voice, saying, Hi,

1119
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 1: I'm Rebecca Donaldson and I'm in labor. Danny tells the

1120
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: camera right now, we're in Rebecca's hospital room where she's

1121
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,319
Speaker 1: about to give birth to twins. I'm going to be

1122
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 1: here every second, coaching her through her delivery and giving

1123
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,880
Speaker 1: you the play by play as we all watch the

1124
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 1: miracle of life. Becky grabs the mic and matter of

1125
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:58,719
Speaker 1: factly states, well, about that miracle, it's kind of a

1126
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 1: private thing that I'd be happy to talk about when

1127
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 1: I returned to the show in a few weeks, But

1128
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:08,800
Speaker 1: until then, I'm Rebecca Donaldson, saying, get out of my room. Good, Becky, Good, Good,

1129
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:14,359
Speaker 1: stand up for yourself. Uh. Continuing action in the hospital room,

1130
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: Becky continues her breathing and sweating as Danny stays by

1131
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 1: her side. The nurse assures them that it shouldn't be

1132
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: long now. Danny is sweating too, and admits that this

1133
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 1: was that He admits that the toughest contraction. No, he

1134
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 1: admits that that that was the toughest contraction yet, and

1135
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 1: the toughest sentence for sure. Becky sarcastically offers for him

1136
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,919
Speaker 1: to sit down and take a breather, and she even

1137
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 1: wipes the sweat off of his brow. Oh, I know

1138
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 1: all of them, I know, a joke and whatever.

1139
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 3: She's like, I am doing this just alone.

1140
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 1: She's got to be a mother to everyone, not just

1141
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 1: the kids, the babies in droh, but babies outside of

1142
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 1: you to row as well. Right then, Joey walks in

1143
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 1: to tell everyone that Jesse is out of surgery and

1144
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:10,240
Speaker 1: it went well. On cue, they roll in a hospital

1145
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 1: bed with Jesse laying on top of it. Becky is

1146
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 1: so relieved to see him, but Jesse looks around the

1147
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: room wide eyed and comments, this is a pretty room.

1148
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 1: Joey explains that he's still a little groggy from the anesthesia,

1149
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: and just even just the look on John's face gets

1150
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: a huge I'm here sort of yeah, Like he's so

1151
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 1: good with the unspoken Yeah, just like a thousand yards stare.

1152
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 1: You're like happy. Yeah, it's so funny. So Danny tells

1153
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,919
Speaker 1: Jesse that he should be really proud of Becky. Jesse

1154
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: takes a look at him and responds, hey, I know you.

1155
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 1: Janny reminds him his name and Jesse shakes his head. No, no,

1156
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 1: that's not it. The doctor dismisses Danny and says that

1157
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 1: they can take it from here. He exits Jesse white

1158
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 1: waves by Donnie. Becky lets out a sigh of relief,

1159
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: telling Jesse he made it just in time. Jesse's face

1160
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 1: scrunches with confusion as he asks in time for what,

1161
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:16,439
Speaker 1: and Becky shouts the birth of our babies. Realization hits

1162
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: as he tells Becky, oh, that's right, you're having my baby,

1163
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 1: and then he breaks out into the paul Anka song,

1164
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 1: having my baby.

1165
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 2: Also such a thing that you would actually do under

1166
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 2: the effects of Annese.

1167
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 1: Shit. Yeah, this actually made a lot of sense to me,

1168
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: you know, Oh for sure. Such a peak sitcom comedy

1169
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 1: right here. Becky begs him to just hold her hand,

1170
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 1: but Jesse asks, won't your husband Donnie be jealous? Becky

1171
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:49,920
Speaker 1: reminds him that he's her husband, and Jesse gives her

1172
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: a groggy grin a wife and a baby on the

1173
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: same day. Radical Another contraction starts, and the doctor tells

1174
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 1: Becky to push as she's screaming to get through it.

1175
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: Jesse continues to sing the paul ink A song. Doctor

1176
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 1: tells Becky that she can see the head and encourages

1177
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 1: Becky to keep pushing. Jesse lifts his head to take

1178
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 1: a look at what's going on, but quickly screams whoa

1179
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 1: when he sees the reality of childbirth. That's just I

1180
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 1: don't even know what to say. I have no commentary.

1181
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 2: It was just I'm like, I don't Yeah, it was

1182
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 2: just a ridiculous sitcom moment.

1183
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 1: It was great. Yeah, but I expect nothing less from

1184
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 1: a sitcom birth. Yet it always has to be dramatic

1185
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: and nutties.

1186
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 3: It has to be it. Yeah, yeah, it has to

1187
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 3: be it. But John was hilarious in this.

1188
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 1: It's really funny. And I'm trying to remember if the

1189
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: birth our birth, my giving birth to your baby on Fuller,

1190
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 1: that was a dramatic lead up with the Hamilton and

1191
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 1: the car ride and all that. But I think the

1192
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 1: birth itself wasn't silly. I thought I remember it being It.

1193
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 3: Wasn't at all. We played remember we play that that

1194
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,400
Speaker 3: song circle of Life and yeah, and it was we're

1195
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 3: all crying when we shot it, and we was yet no.

1196
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 1: We hard. Yeah, we tried to make it sentimental and

1197
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:10,479
Speaker 1: not silly like this. Oh, I appreciated that. Yeah, yeah, okay.

1198
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 1: So later on, we're still in Becky's hospital room and

1199
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 1: Jesse and Becky are each holding one of their babies.

1200
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 1: Jesse beams as he tells his wife how proud he

1201
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: is of her. She stares at their babies in awe,

1202
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 1: look what we brought into this world. He lovingly says,

1203
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 1: thank you for giving me two beautiful, healthy little boys. Finally,

1204
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: that's what you say to your wife. You think we

1205
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 1: go and everything. She's just been true. And one of

1206
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 1: the babies even smiles at this comment.

1207
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 3: So the baby's probably gassed, but I'll take it as

1208
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 3: a smile.

1209
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 1: Sure was gas, and I don't care.

1210
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 3: It was I don't care.

1211
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 2: I loved watching the little bit. I was like, oh,

1212
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 2: look you're smiling, and they're like yeah, and You're like,

1213
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 2: I don't care.

1214
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. They all share this sweet moment together

1215
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 1: and then they introduce use themselves to their babies. I'm

1216
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 1: your daddy and I'm your mommy. They continue to compliment

1217
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 1: the newborns, saying they've got Becky's cute little nose and

1218
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 1: Jesse's cute smile. Jesse even jokes how did they end

1219
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: up with Fred? MERT's hair. Then Danny peeks in and

1220
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: asks if they're up for visitors. Everyone walks in and

1221
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:23,600
Speaker 1: collectively says awe at the sight of the babies, and

1222
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:26,920
Speaker 1: Joey tells them in a high pitched voice, Hi, baby boys,

1223
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: my name is Joey and I'm going to teach you

1224
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: about archery, bowling, hockey, and race cars. Jesse reminds him

1225
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 1: that they just learned to open their eyes, and Joey giggles, Okay,

1226
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 1: then we'll just play peekaboo. Then Danny introduces himself. I

1227
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 1: don't do funny voices, but thanks to me, your diapers

1228
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: are going to smell April fresh. Dj asks her aunt

1229
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 1: and uncle what they named the babies. Becky says they

1230
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: each got to pick a name. She chose Alexander in

1231
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 1: honor of her high school teacher, who encouraged her to

1232
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: pursue journalist, and Jesse picked Nicholas in honor of his father,

1233
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 1: who gave him good hair.

1234
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 2: Ah, terrible emotional skills, yes, anger man, terrible, n terrible. Yeah,

1235
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 2: the relationship skills were still working on.

1236
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,959
Speaker 1: But I've got hair a pretty but thirty thirty men, Yeah,

1237
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 1: they've got good jeans, so Kimmy asks which baby is which,

1238
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 1: but they don't know yet, so Jesse asks the babies

1239
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:30,160
Speaker 1: who wants to be Alexander, and the baby that Becky

1240
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: is holding burps in response, so he laughs before declaring, well,

1241
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 1: we have a volunteer. Dj asks how they'll tell them apart,

1242
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:41,720
Speaker 1: considering they look exactly the same, and Steph suggests you

1243
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 1: can put a drop of red nail polish on one

1244
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: of their backs. That's what I did with my turtles,

1245
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 1: which is true, very smart. I've done that to my

1246
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:50,959
Speaker 1: turtles too, Like that's how you put a little dot

1247
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 1: on the back. It's yeah, yeah, it's a It's a

1248
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 1: great method for telling creatures apart. Yes. Then Michelle tells

1249
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 1: Jesse and Becky your babies are very cute. You get

1250
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 1: two thumbs up. Becky thanks her and apologizes for cutting

1251
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 1: her birthday party short. Michelle tells them it's cool, and

1252
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 1: Jesse points out that now she can share her birthday

1253
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 1: with the twins, it'll be a triple birthday. But Michelle

1254
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 1: isn't sure she likes that. She asks, is that a

1255
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,480
Speaker 1: good thing? Right?

1256
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 3: This is not gonna go with Michelle.

1257
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 1: This is a terrible idea. The minute I'm right, yeah,

1258
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 1: this is bad, setting her up for a lifetime of

1259
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: just a lifetime, right yeah yep, So Jesse responds to her,

1260
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:40,960
Speaker 1: you get three birthday cakes and she grins, well that's

1261
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 1: a very good thing. Then everyone sings happy birthday to Alex,

1262
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 1: Nikki and Michelle, and that is our show. The babies

1263
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 1: are here, Babies are here, milestone episode. There's a lot

1264
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 1: packed into here. Holy yeah. Compared to the last clip episode,

1265
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:03,520
Speaker 1: which was well, right, that was just the Yeah, that

1266
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 1: was the view, that was the appetite.

1267
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 3: This was this was yeah, this was not.

1268
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:10,000
Speaker 1: Going on though it didn't didn't it To me?

1269
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 2: It felt a little bit like, I guess, sort of

1270
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 2: anti climactic, but also like what would you do on

1271
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 2: a sitcom? But like from going to where Becky's like

1272
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 2: pushing whatever, we cut and then all of a sudden

1273
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:24,680
Speaker 2: we're like and here's the babies. Yeah no, it just

1274
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:27,320
Speaker 2: it was like a well, without a commercial break, it

1275
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 2: felt abrupt.

1276
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, we needed a commercial break in there.

1277
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't think they show well they didn't.

1278
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:35,680
Speaker 1: They didn't show not like you're going to show the birth,

1279
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 1: but they didn't show like the actual right, right, you know,

1280
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:42,240
Speaker 1: coming out the mother losing her mind. Like, I appreciate

1281
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:45,160
Speaker 1: that they don't show births to be so hysterical because

1282
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 1: birth doesn't have to be hysterics, right right, you know

1283
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:52,040
Speaker 1: Jesse was hysterical, and Jesse was hysterical enough for everyone. Yes,

1284
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 1: so yeah, no, it seem abrupt, but this was we.

1285
01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 3: Got twenty two minutes. You can't eat you know what

1286
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:01,400
Speaker 3: I mean, like, you gotta can't show babies are here?

1287
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 3: Here we go, all right, babies.

1288
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 2: It was very cute though, and they were super cute

1289
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:05,200
Speaker 2: little babies.

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Speaker 1: Oh they were so cute. These aren't the babies. These

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Speaker 1: aren't actually the will Hoyds. No, these aren't the will Hoyds.

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Speaker 1: These are These are baby stand in babies. These are

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Speaker 1: season five babies. These will remain the Nicky and Alex

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Speaker 1: babies for the rest of season five. But in season

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Speaker 1: six they aged them up a little bit. That's where

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Speaker 1: we get Blake and Dylan.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so yeah, any any everywhere you look?

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Speaker 1: No I don't.

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Speaker 3: I was trying that one.

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Speaker 1: What's yours? So the camera crew?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, uh when Danny says you remember Eppie and

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Speaker 3: I forget.

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Speaker 1: What Mike, Mike and Eppie, Mike. Yeah, you remember Mike

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Speaker 1: and Eppie.

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Speaker 3: Uh they were actually they worked on the show, right,

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Speaker 3: was one of our camera guys.

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Speaker 1: That's right, I did.

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Speaker 3: And I remember remember.

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Speaker 1: Bob and Dave.

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Speaker 2: So Eppie worked, I'm assuming. I mean, I know it's

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Speaker 2: a nickname, but I.

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Speaker 1: Think it was his last name.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, person or something like that, right, But he

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Speaker 5: worked with Joel a lot, and I remember Joel would

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Speaker 5: Eppie would like pull his headphone out when Joel be

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Speaker 5: screaming something and you.

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Speaker 1: Just yes, an intelligible screen right right, and you just

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Speaker 1: be like, oh yeah, but.

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Speaker 3: Uh no, Eppie was with us for a while. That

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Speaker 3: was one of the camera people for a while.

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Speaker 1: They did. I love it. You know, we use our

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Speaker 1: stage managers, we use our ad right now, we use

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Speaker 1: our camera operators. It's you know, it's fantastic. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: choose it. I'm gonna choose to see that as sentimental

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Speaker 1: and not just cheap labor. So you know, it's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: get in here, we need it right right to be

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Speaker 1: a cameraman, right yeah, dude, Gil, with the positive of it,

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Speaker 1: I'm choosing to see it as we're keeping it in

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Speaker 1: the family, Yes to play.

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Speaker 3: And also he's a camera guy. He's got to hold

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Speaker 3: a camera. You don't want to, you know, just hold

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Speaker 3: the camera.

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Speaker 1: Who is what you're doing anyway? Just do it over here? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Why are you going to hire a background actor to

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Speaker 1: hold a camera who's never held a camera before when

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Speaker 1: you can just grab the camera off exactly. It makes sense,

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Speaker 1: it does. But this, this was a great episode. It

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Speaker 1: missed was my expectations.

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Speaker 2: It was a ridiculous, funny sitcom birth.

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Speaker 1: I loved it.

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Speaker 2: It was there were costumes, there was uh, you know, surgeries,

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Speaker 2: there was craziness. Oh yeah, near missus and then everything

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01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 2: worked out. It's that is It's a perfect recipe for

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Speaker 2: a sitcom birth. Yeah, wouldn't expect it any other way.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of other famous sitcom birth and

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Speaker 1: there's Phoebe and Friends. She gives birth the triplets, her

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Speaker 1: brother's triplets. Very you know, it's giving Kimmy Stephanie did. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she was a surrogate for her brother. I know. We

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Speaker 1: it was a stage twenty four, you know, we we

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Speaker 1: just had to recycle some things. Yeah, other I mean

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Speaker 1: other other sitcom birds. I don't know. I don't watch

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Speaker 1: a whole lot of sitcoms.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, so I was gonna say, you're asking the

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Speaker 3: wrong for that.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, this this definitely set the standard. I was like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is how you give birth. Yeah, twins, you go right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty easy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, within.

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Speaker 1: Minimally, you don't need your husband, you just yeah, it

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01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:10,120
Speaker 1: just happens, just one push and they're out. Easy. Easy.

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01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:12,360
Speaker 1: They lied, they lied, they lie.

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Speaker 3: No, this this was cute, and I can't believe that

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Speaker 3: the babies are here. I actually did forget though, that

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Speaker 3: we started the baby episode like the birth of the

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Speaker 3: babies in Flintstones costumes.

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Speaker 1: I forgot, I forgot. I feel like, yeah, I feel

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Speaker 1: like that's a nod.

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Speaker 2: Like I remember Jesse having the surgery thing, but I

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Speaker 2: didn't remember that it was in a in a.

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Speaker 1: Fred's Lindstone costume. Yeah, I had forgotten that too, And

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Speaker 1: before I got sidetracked on the thong discussion, I was thinking, yes,

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Speaker 1: that is this a nod to the pilot where they

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Speaker 1: sang the Flintstone song song. So I'm gonna ask you both,

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Speaker 1: what were you wearing under.

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Speaker 2: Those You didn't know what anyone was wearing under their costumes. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it could have been. It could have been like a

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Speaker 2: you know, a little pair of Fred Flintstone underwear, his

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Speaker 2: face all over them.

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Speaker 3: Who knows.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of things. I'm not saying there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of things, but I'm just I'm just gonna leave it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, We're just gonna leave it.

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01:09:11,479 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 1: We're gonna leave it.

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01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:14,960
Speaker 3: It's we have derailed ourselves quite enough today.

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Speaker 1: Thank you fan Ritos for.

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01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 2: Listening to us while we yammer on uh and have fun.

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01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,519
Speaker 3: And we hope that you guys are having fun too.

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Speaker 1: We love you, guys.

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01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:25,240
Speaker 3: Thank you for listening.

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01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:27,360
Speaker 2: Make sure you're liking and subscribe to the podcast wherever

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01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:31,000
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01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:37,960
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Speaker 1: I feel like we might need we need to do

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01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:48,000
Speaker 1: like a baby born one or something. I don't know, something,

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Speaker 1: something to commemorate the baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, something, We'll think about it, okay, But in

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Speaker 2: the meantime, thank you everyone for listening. The babies are

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Speaker 2: here and we will see you next time, and remember, everybody,

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01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:03,400
Speaker 2: the world is small, but the house is full.

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01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:06,920
Speaker 3: Of incredible backgrounds.

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01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 1: For a five year old's birthday party.

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01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:13,240
Speaker 3: Literally, the house is full of of decor, of de course,

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01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:17,680
Speaker 3: it's full of professional dinosaurs, or full of full of clubs,

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01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 3: full of kids.

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Speaker 1: In fake for Yeah, the tailors aren't gonna have at anything.

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01:10:22,439 --> 01:10:26,559
Speaker 2: They're gonna go no, no, no, I do wish Danny

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01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:29,080
Speaker 2: was still in the purple costume. Now that would have

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01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,800
Speaker 2: completed that end, right, you know, just in there, right that,

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01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:33,840
Speaker 2: just the head next to him.

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Speaker 3: I met the writers, probably we should do that, and

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Speaker 3: Bib was like we should not.

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Speaker 1: He's like, back, no, you get two scenes. That's it

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01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:45,000
Speaker 1: all right, y'all. We'll see you next time.

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Speaker 9: Hey, Wildcats, it's Bart Johnson. You may know me as

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Speaker 9: Coach Bolton from the High School Musical franchise. Can you

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Speaker 9: believe it's been almost twenty years since we first hit

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Speaker 9: the course at oldiest High.

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Speaker 1: Well celebrate.

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