Speaker 1: Second date. What do you do when your date shows
Speaker 1: up and doesn't look quite like their photos online? Do
Speaker 1: you hold up their profile picture right next to their
Speaker 1: face and do a little side by side comparisons rude?
Speaker 1: Or do you say, wait right here, I need to
Speaker 1: go get the Catfish police, which would be pretty cool
Speaker 1: if there was Catfish police. Serious offense. Huh. And apparently
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Abraham, could have used them for
Speaker 1: his meetup he had the other day. Abraham, Welcome to
Speaker 1: Catfish Central aka Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: thanks for taking my call. Yeah, I'm curious if you're
Speaker 1: the one that didn't look like his picture or if
Speaker 1: it was your date. It was my date, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: what was your date's name? So her name is Brittany
Speaker 1: Brittany okay, all right, So I mean you obviously liked
Speaker 1: Brittany digitally. It's an interesting way to say digital Brittany. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this was really cute, seemed down to earth. She's a nurse,
Speaker 1: which you know, I think it's pretty great. She's good
Speaker 1: at caring for people and like Bossy in a good way.
Speaker 1: I kind of thinky in control over Bossy, but okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So we matched online like a lot of people do,
Speaker 1: and we decided to go out like the next day
Speaker 1: real quick. Oh wow. Yeah. There was no like long
Speaker 1: text conversations. It was just like, yeah, let's meet up. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: So tell us how that went. So I thought like
Speaker 1: an activity would be good. So I thought, you know,
Speaker 1: like bowling. So I get to the bowling allie. First,
Speaker 1: I was served the lay and all that stuff. I
Speaker 1: sit down and my date comes over, and so she
Speaker 1: looks a little different than her pictures. But I couldn't
Speaker 1: quite figure out why do you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: I couldn't put my finger on it. I was like,
Speaker 1: is her hair little darker? Is her face ship? You know?
Speaker 1: It was like it and pulled out a picture. I
Speaker 1: actually printed this one out. Yea, where where's this girl?
Speaker 1: This one? I mean, I kind of wanted to pull
Speaker 1: out my phone, but I was like, I don't think
Speaker 1: I could do that and not get caught. So yeah,
Speaker 1: he said hi, I said, I reserved the selene and
Speaker 1: she just responds, sounds fun. Okay, okay, okay, she's to
Speaker 1: the point. Yeah. The waitress comes over to take our
Speaker 1: order and she orders a grilled cheese. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: she's like, actually I want a plate of grilled cheeses.
Speaker 1: Wait multiple? Did you say plural? Plural? And then okay,
Speaker 1: this is an actual quote because I can't get out
Speaker 1: of my head. She said, stack them high and keep
Speaker 1: them coming. I love. Wait was she joking? She probably
Speaker 1: got a plateful of like at least two dozen grilled cheese.
Speaker 1: What food didn't touch the bowling balls? Such me? But
Speaker 1: what was that a turn on to you? To see
Speaker 1: her ordering all these grilleds chess turn on? No? I
Speaker 1: mean I like grilled cheese, so uh, you know, could
Speaker 1: have stops it too? You don't want like the girl
Speaker 1: that eats just salad? But also could we find a
Speaker 1: middle grade? And I don't get it though, Like is
Speaker 1: she like she's sharing right? No? No, okay, it gets
Speaker 1: to her guys. So ten minutes in she's like bowling
Speaker 1: and a woman walks up to me and it's actually Brittany.
Speaker 1: She looks just like our picture. Oh wait a minute,
Speaker 1: who's this other person? So the first Brittany right, she
Speaker 1: was bowling and I said, hey, I think there's been
Speaker 1: a mix up. Were you supposed to you know, meet
Speaker 1: somebody else here. Oh you said that to the girl
Speaker 1: that was eating the girl cheese, girl cheese. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: girl cheese girl. Okay, And she's like, no, I wasn't
Speaker 1: supposed to meet anybody. I said, well, I have a
Speaker 1: date with that lady over there. Awkward in it. I've
Speaker 1: never had such a weird night, she says, fine, picks
Speaker 1: up her plate of the rest of her grilled cheeses
Speaker 1: and like walks over to like the other side of
Speaker 1: the bowling alley and like gets another lane. Whoa okay,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah, well there's got to be some
Speaker 1: sort of drugs involved in that. I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on in your mind. All this is happening. Well,
Speaker 1: I kind of couldn't believe it. And then Brittany, my
Speaker 1: real date, who comes over and we were a couple
Speaker 1: of beers, and we start chatting and bowling and laughing,
Speaker 1: and I'm telling her the story and she finds it hilarious,
Speaker 1: and you know, I can finally find the humor having
Speaker 1: a great time. You know. Then out of the night's over,
Speaker 1: I walk in her car, gave her a hug. This
Speaker 1: all sounds great, Yeah, like funny start, but like you
Speaker 1: it's something he bonded over. Yeah, exactly. Obviously it was
Speaker 1: a best understanding. And I said, you know, i'd real
Speaker 1: like to see you again. And I have not heard
Speaker 1: back from her. What weird? That is weird? What do
Speaker 1: you think the reason could be. I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: she's sad that I thought she looked like her, but
Speaker 1: like they did look like they could be related, right,
Speaker 1: like their cousins or something. But like it was an
Speaker 1: honest mistake. And I even told her it's like I
Speaker 1: thought that this person didn't look quite right, but I
Speaker 1: wanted to be polite and that's a hey, you look
Speaker 1: different from your picture, because that's not very gentlemanly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like you should always start your dates from
Speaker 1: now on, like, aren't you said person I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: go out with, like Brittany, Yeah, bring a questionnaire with
Speaker 1: you on the day and be like, if you can
Speaker 1: answer these three, then we can continue. Do you have
Speaker 1: a girl and cheese limit? Yeah? All right, well we're
Speaker 1: gonna play a song, we'll come back. We'll call the
Speaker 1: real Brittany. For I kind of want to talk to
Speaker 1: the girl cheese girl. She sounds like she might be
Speaker 1: a little bit more fun. Yeah, normal boring, Brittany, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't get your second date up date next if you're
Speaker 1: just tuning in for the second date. There's two different
Speaker 1: dates that we're talking about here to night. That's a
Speaker 1: good point. I don't want to confuse the audience. So Brooke,
Speaker 1: why don't you just describe date number one? That happened
Speaker 1: that night with Abraham. Not many words were spoken, A
Speaker 1: lot of grilled cheeses were eaten by his date, and
Speaker 1: she was fine when it was over her words fine, yes, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: Because he wasn't supposed to be on a date with
Speaker 1: that girl. She just walked up, sat down in ordered
Speaker 1: a giant plate of grilled cheeses, apparently bowled on his lane. Whatever.
Speaker 1: The second girl that he went out with was the
Speaker 1: one he was supposed to be with, named Brittany, and
Speaker 1: they had just a regular, normal, boring, a bowling date.
Speaker 1: Excuse that I didn't even do that. They both laughed
Speaker 1: about girl cheese girl. It was fun because of the
Speaker 1: craziness of the first girl. But afterwards, Brittany is not
Speaker 1: calling Abraham back and he doesn't know why. So we're
Speaker 1: going to try and figure this out for you, Okay, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't stop thinking about her. Quote either stack him
Speaker 1: high and keep him coming. Okay, I don't. I'm concentrating
Speaker 1: on Brittany. But this mysterious grilled cheese woman is. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: It's really living in me right now. My brain keeps
Speaker 1: going to her. Was that happening to you, Abraham, Like
Speaker 1: the whole night where you're just thinking about grilled cheese lady.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't really forget that, even if I
Speaker 1: hadn't met her, if i'd even just seen her like
Speaker 1: a few lengths over with like a plate of grille, like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna remember that like them. Okay again, we're not
Speaker 1: calling me cheese girl. It's just Brittany. Here we go.
Speaker 1: She's out there in the wild somewhere. Yeah, I'll see her.
Speaker 1: You'll know her. You see her, all right, Darling Britney's
Speaker 1: number right now? Hello, Hey is this Brittany? Is Hey Brittany.
Speaker 1: My name's Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning, a morning show that you're currently on. Hey, Britney,
Speaker 1: I am hi. I'm sorry. Am I like a contest
Speaker 1: winner or something? I don't think I entered anything. No,
Speaker 1: it's not really a contest that we're doing. It's a
Speaker 1: segment called a second Date Update. That's where we help
Speaker 1: our listeners who've been out on a date recently but
Speaker 1: they're getting ghosted afterward. We're trying to help them figure
Speaker 1: out the reason why the other night you went out
Speaker 1: with a guy named Abraham. Yeah, I just I did
Speaker 1: go out with a guy named Abraham. Yeah. We heard
Speaker 1: a little bit about the date. Yeah, it sounds like
Speaker 1: you had a lot of fun bowling according to him.
Speaker 1: I mean, definitely an interesting Never forget the situation. I
Speaker 1: think I know what you're talking about, because apparently you
Speaker 1: weren't the first girl to hang out with Abraham that night. No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I was a little throwned when I came
Speaker 1: in because he was already on a date with somebody else.
Speaker 1: Can I just ask, Brittney, can you paint the scene
Speaker 1: for me? Like you walk in you wanted to do
Speaker 1: a painting? Well, no, I just from her perspective, what
Speaker 1: I mean, what did you see at the bowling alley?
Speaker 1: I walked in and you know there's Abraham, Who's the
Speaker 1: guy that I had, you know, talked to a message
Speaker 1: the day before you can call him gorgeous. That's okay,
Speaker 1: there's gorgeous, okay, But he's in like a bowling lane
Speaker 1: with another girl, and so I was like, what the
Speaker 1: heck is going on here? So I walked up to
Speaker 1: Gorgeous and he was just shocked to see me. So
Speaker 1: then he had a little short conversation with this other
Speaker 1: woman and she kind of was like fine and got
Speaker 1: up and left and went to the other side of
Speaker 1: the bowling alleys. Been awkward, yeah, but think of it
Speaker 1: this way. At least he didn't see you and was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm busy now, you know, Like at least he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're one for staying. I probably would have left.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, if I saw another girl there already
Speaker 1: well looks back. Yeah, I mean he explained to you
Speaker 1: that it was it was an accident and a misunderstanding.
Speaker 1: He thought that that was the girl he was supposed
Speaker 1: to be out with him he did, okay. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: he told me this crazy story that seems like almost
Speaker 1: too perfectly comical to be true. Like, I guess he
Speaker 1: met this girl there thinking it was me because we
Speaker 1: have like similar chair color and some rear like bobby shape.
Speaker 1: And he's like, well you could be related. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at the scrub and like, really, could we be exsulated?
Speaker 1: But whenever, But men, men's vision isn't very good when
Speaker 1: it comes to seeing women. We just see mostly shapes
Speaker 1: and colors. I couldn't tell you. Yeah, sure, Like when
Speaker 1: we talked to Abraham, he said that you laughed at
Speaker 1: his story about the grilled cheese girl. I mean, I
Speaker 1: thought it was funny, but it was just very awkward.
Speaker 1: Like in my head, I'm thinking, like, this is just
Speaker 1: I don't know, it was like too perfectly concocted to
Speaker 1: be true. Weren't believing him? You don't believe it? Well,
Speaker 1: I think part of my gut was like, was he
Speaker 1: trying to like have multiple women at this date at
Speaker 1: the same time and this one went over because I
Speaker 1: was running late, Like, so, is that the reason that
Speaker 1: you're not calling Abraham now because you don't believe his story?
Speaker 1: Well kind of sort of, so, you know, because she
Speaker 1: was on the other side of the ali and I
Speaker 1: kept looking at her trying to be like I want
Speaker 1: to just talk to this woman, and so at one
Speaker 1: point she had gone to the restaurant, so I excused
Speaker 1: myself oh, and also went to the restaurant we went
Speaker 1: to actually talked. Oh my god, I did. Yeah, how
Speaker 1: did that good? I wanted to talk to her because
Speaker 1: she sounds funny, girl cheese what she's saying. Well, first,
Speaker 1: her name is Janet, so we can call her Janet. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I you know, it was like washing my hands.
Speaker 1: It was like, that's really weird, isn't it. You know,
Speaker 1: the whole mistaken identity type of thing. Um, And she
Speaker 1: looked at me and kind of gave me this like
Speaker 1: odd look, and she's like, yeah, yeah, it was an accent.
Speaker 1: It was, you know, a mistake. And apparently she had
Speaker 1: been stood up earlier, so she was really upset her feelings,
Speaker 1: that's why she was. Yeah, I wonder she was in
Speaker 1: theth like she confirmed Abraham's story then, yeah, she did,
Speaker 1: But then she had said that Abraham. It kind of
Speaker 1: pains me to say this because I did enjoy my
Speaker 1: time with him, but when I heard this, I like
Speaker 1: completely changed my idea of him. Was that Abraham had
Speaker 1: told Janet like, hey, let's get it on or get
Speaker 1: it in or something like that in the bathroom. Who
Speaker 1: Abraham proposition the girl trees lady to do it in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I'm sorry, that is that is not true.
Speaker 1: That is that is not true Britain. I mean to
Speaker 1: tell you Abraham's been listening on the other line this
Speaker 1: entire time. Um, all right, I cannot tell you how
Speaker 1: untrue that is. I would never any in years propose
Speaker 1: that to somebody, especially a stranger, and especially in a
Speaker 1: bowling alley. I'm just going to throw that out there.
Speaker 1: Very dirty bathrooms. Yeah, well, I mean you have to understand,
Speaker 1: from my point of view, there's this like crazy, insanely
Speaker 1: weird story that happened, and I you knows she ordered
Speaker 1: an eight a dozen grilled cheeses. They are an aphrodisiac,
Speaker 1: though heard like you're gonna take her word over mine. Honest,
Speaker 1: I don't know because I didn't. I wasn't there for
Speaker 1: the grilled cheese eating a fawn. I didn't. Is there
Speaker 1: any way you could have said something that she interpreted
Speaker 1: as that? Like you know that that there is literally
Speaker 1: no way that anything I said could have been misinterpreted? Okay,
Speaker 1: But unless she heard me say I got us a
Speaker 1: lame and in her messed up head, she heard let's
Speaker 1: I'll meet you in the bathroom we're gonna do it
Speaker 1: very close. Why would grilled cheese girl lie about that?
Speaker 1: Why would she make it up? I don't like mental illness.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, she just got stood up.
Speaker 1: Maybe she was just trying to bring all men down
Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, yeah, Maybe she was jealous that I
Speaker 1: decided to have the date with the person I actually
Speaker 1: made the date with me. I don't know. I mean
Speaker 1: she got double rejected at that day. She needs twenty
Speaker 1: times the amount of grilled cheesus. She just leave. I
Speaker 1: gotta say, Brittany, the thing is, is that Abraham before
Speaker 1: we talk to you, he told us the exact same story.
Speaker 1: I mean, when you're a liar, it's really hard to
Speaker 1: keep your story straight. Yeah, like I didn't see any
Speaker 1: red flags, you know when he was telling us that
Speaker 1: he was lying about it. Yeah, based on the five
Speaker 1: minute conversation that we had with him, he's a great guy.
Speaker 1: So we would like to send you guys out on
Speaker 1: another date and we'll pay for it. What do you think,
Speaker 1: I mean he didn't even know Janet's name. Yeah, thank you, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you. You know, stating now is kind of tough,
Speaker 1: and it was a really odd meeting, which could be
Speaker 1: a really interesting start to something. So I will say that,
Speaker 1: as long as there is better lighting, I will go
Speaker 1: on another date with abrahams awesome and get it on
Speaker 1: in a bathroom. I remember said that. Sure, yeah, broking
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. You're a fan of true crime
Speaker 1: documentaries or shows like that, I am. Yeah. Then you
Speaker 1: probably heard of copycat killers who imitate other famous criminals. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I'm just saying I'm pretty frustrated right now because
Speaker 1: at least six different people on the text board are
Speaker 1: claiming to be the mysterious grilled cheese man everybody wants
Speaker 1: to fame and being the grilled cheese girl. You know what,
Speaker 1: knock it off? I don't know. I'm just gonna use
Speaker 1: that quote, stack him high, keep him coming great quote.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, there can only be one, and I
Speaker 1: guarantee there's no way she listens to our show because
Speaker 1: she's awesome, I mean, with the guy for ten minutes,
Speaker 1: orders a huge stack of grilled cheese, gets rejected, but
Speaker 1: has the wherewithal to hold her head high as she
Speaker 1: walks away and carries that stack of cheese sandwiches weight
Speaker 1: on her and then go bowling by herself her Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish I will never be at that level. We're
Speaker 1: never going to be that cool. It's true. I'm not
Speaker 1: even lactose intolerant, and I don't think I could down
Speaker 1: that many grilled cheeses. So wherever you are, mysterious grilled
Speaker 1: cheese lady, we salute you, and we want to be you,
Speaker 1: or at least have some of your grilled cheese. But
Speaker 1: if you ever want to get a second date update,
Speaker 1: or if you just want to talk about grilled cheese
Speaker 1: for a while, email the show. Yeah, and then we
Speaker 1: might call the person who's not calling you back