WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Mysterious Grilled Cheese Lady

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<v Speaker 1>Second date. What do you do when your date shows

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<v Speaker 1>up and doesn't look quite like their photos online? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you hold up their profile picture right next to their

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<v Speaker 1>face and do a little side by side comparisons rude?

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<v Speaker 1>Or do you say, wait right here, I need to

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<v Speaker 1>go get the Catfish police, which would be pretty cool

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<v Speaker 1>if there was Catfish police. Serious offense. Huh. And apparently

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners, Abraham, could have used them for

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<v Speaker 1>his meetup he had the other day. Abraham, Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>Catfish Central aka Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for taking my call. Yeah, I'm curious if you're

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<v Speaker 1>the one that didn't look like his picture or if

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<v Speaker 1>it was your date. It was my date, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what was your date's name? So her name is Brittany

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<v Speaker 1>Brittany okay, all right, So I mean you obviously liked

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<v Speaker 1>Brittany digitally. It's an interesting way to say digital Brittany. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this was really cute, seemed down to earth. She's a nurse,

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<v Speaker 1>which you know, I think it's pretty great. She's good

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<v Speaker 1>at caring for people and like Bossy in a good way.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of thinky in control over Bossy, but okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So we matched online like a lot of people do,

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<v Speaker 1>and we decided to go out like the next day

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<v Speaker 1>real quick. Oh wow. Yeah. There was no like long

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<v Speaker 1>text conversations. It was just like, yeah, let's meet up. Okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>So tell us how that went. So I thought like

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<v Speaker 1>an activity would be good. So I thought, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like bowling. So I get to the bowling allie. First,

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<v Speaker 1>I was served the lay and all that stuff. I

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<v Speaker 1>sit down and my date comes over, and so she

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<v Speaker 1>looks a little different than her pictures. But I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>quite figure out why do you know what I mean? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't put my finger on it. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>is her hair little darker? Is her face ship? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>It was like it and pulled out a picture. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually printed this one out. Yea, where where's this girl?

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<v Speaker 1>This one? I mean, I kind of wanted to pull

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<v Speaker 1>out my phone, but I was like, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I could do that and not get caught. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he said hi, I said, I reserved the selene and

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<v Speaker 1>she just responds, sounds fun. Okay, okay, okay, she's to

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<v Speaker 1>the point. Yeah. The waitress comes over to take our

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<v Speaker 1>order and she orders a grilled cheese. I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, actually I want a plate of grilled cheeses.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait multiple? Did you say plural? Plural? And then okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is an actual quote because I can't get out

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<v Speaker 1>of my head. She said, stack them high and keep

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<v Speaker 1>them coming. I love. Wait was she joking? She probably

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<v Speaker 1>got a plateful of like at least two dozen grilled cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>What food didn't touch the bowling balls? Such me? But

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<v Speaker 1>what was that a turn on to you? To see

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<v Speaker 1>her ordering all these grilleds chess turn on? No? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I like grilled cheese, so uh, you know, could

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<v Speaker 1>have stops it too? You don't want like the girl

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<v Speaker 1>that eats just salad? But also could we find a

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<v Speaker 1>middle grade? And I don't get it though, Like is

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<v Speaker 1>she like she's sharing right? No? No, okay, it gets

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<v Speaker 1>to her guys. So ten minutes in she's like bowling

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<v Speaker 1>and a woman walks up to me and it's actually Brittany.

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<v Speaker 1>She looks just like our picture. Oh wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>who's this other person? So the first Brittany right, she

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<v Speaker 1>was bowling and I said, hey, I think there's been

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<v Speaker 1>a mix up. Were you supposed to you know, meet

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else here. Oh you said that to the girl

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<v Speaker 1>that was eating the girl cheese, girl cheese. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>girl cheese girl. Okay, And she's like, no, I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to meet anybody. I said, well, I have a

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<v Speaker 1>date with that lady over there. Awkward in it. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never had such a weird night, she says, fine, picks

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<v Speaker 1>up her plate of the rest of her grilled cheeses

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<v Speaker 1>and like walks over to like the other side of

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<v Speaker 1>the bowling alley and like gets another lane. Whoa okay,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. Yeah, well there's got to be some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of drugs involved in that. I don't know what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on in your mind. All this is happening. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of couldn't believe it. And then Brittany, my

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<v Speaker 1>real date, who comes over and we were a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of beers, and we start chatting and bowling and laughing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm telling her the story and she finds it hilarious,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, I can finally find the humor having

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<v Speaker 1>a great time. You know. Then out of the night's over,

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<v Speaker 1>I walk in her car, gave her a hug. This

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<v Speaker 1>all sounds great, Yeah, like funny start, but like you

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<v Speaker 1>it's something he bonded over. Yeah, exactly. Obviously it was

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<v Speaker 1>a best understanding. And I said, you know, i'd real

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<v Speaker 1>like to see you again. And I have not heard

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<v Speaker 1>back from her. What weird? That is weird? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you think the reason could be. I don't know. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>she's sad that I thought she looked like her, but

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<v Speaker 1>like they did look like they could be related, right,

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<v Speaker 1>like their cousins or something. But like it was an

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<v Speaker 1>honest mistake. And I even told her it's like I

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<v Speaker 1>thought that this person didn't look quite right, but I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to be polite and that's a hey, you look

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<v Speaker 1>different from your picture, because that's not very gentlemanly. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you should always start your dates from

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<v Speaker 1>now on, like, aren't you said person I'm supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with, like Brittany, Yeah, bring a questionnaire with

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<v Speaker 1>you on the day and be like, if you can

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<v Speaker 1>answer these three, then we can continue. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a girl and cheese limit? Yeah? All right, well we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna play a song, we'll come back. We'll call the

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<v Speaker 1>real Brittany. For I kind of want to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>the girl cheese girl. She sounds like she might be

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit more fun. Yeah, normal boring, Brittany, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't get your second date up date next if you're

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<v Speaker 1>just tuning in for the second date. There's two different

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<v Speaker 1>dates that we're talking about here to night. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good point. I don't want to confuse the audience. So Brooke,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you just describe date number one? That happened

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<v Speaker 1>that night with Abraham. Not many words were spoken, A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of grilled cheeses were eaten by his date, and

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<v Speaker 1>she was fine when it was over her words fine, yes, yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Because he wasn't supposed to be on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>that girl. She just walked up, sat down in ordered

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<v Speaker 1>a giant plate of grilled cheeses, apparently bowled on his lane. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>The second girl that he went out with was the

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<v Speaker 1>one he was supposed to be with, named Brittany, and

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<v Speaker 1>they had just a regular, normal, boring, a bowling date.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse that I didn't even do that. They both laughed

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<v Speaker 1>about girl cheese girl. It was fun because of the

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<v Speaker 1>craziness of the first girl. But afterwards, Brittany is not

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<v Speaker 1>calling Abraham back and he doesn't know why. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to try and figure this out for you, Okay, man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't stop thinking about her. Quote either stack him

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<v Speaker 1>high and keep him coming. Okay, I don't. I'm concentrating

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<v Speaker 1>on Brittany. But this mysterious grilled cheese woman is. It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really living in me right now. My brain keeps

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<v Speaker 1>going to her. Was that happening to you, Abraham, Like

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<v Speaker 1>the whole night where you're just thinking about grilled cheese lady.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you can't really forget that, even if I

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't met her, if i'd even just seen her like

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<v Speaker 1>a few lengths over with like a plate of grille, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna remember that like them. Okay again, we're not

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<v Speaker 1>calling me cheese girl. It's just Brittany. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>She's out there in the wild somewhere. Yeah, I'll see her.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll know her. You see her, all right, Darling Britney's

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<v Speaker 1>number right now? Hello, Hey is this Brittany? Is Hey Brittany.

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<v Speaker 1>My name's Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning, a morning show that you're currently on. Hey, Britney,

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<v Speaker 1>I am hi. I'm sorry. Am I like a contest

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<v Speaker 1>winner or something? I don't think I entered anything. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not really a contest that we're doing. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>segment called a second Date Update. That's where we help

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners who've been out on a date recently but

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<v Speaker 1>they're getting ghosted afterward. We're trying to help them figure

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<v Speaker 1>out the reason why the other night you went out

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<v Speaker 1>with a guy named Abraham. Yeah, I just I did

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<v Speaker 1>go out with a guy named Abraham. Yeah. We heard

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit about the date. Yeah, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>you had a lot of fun bowling according to him.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, definitely an interesting Never forget the situation. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I know what you're talking about, because apparently you

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<v Speaker 1>weren't the first girl to hang out with Abraham that night. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't. I was a little throwned when I came

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<v Speaker 1>in because he was already on a date with somebody else.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just ask, Brittney, can you paint the scene

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<v Speaker 1>for me? Like you walk in you wanted to do

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<v Speaker 1>a painting? Well, no, I just from her perspective, what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what did you see at the bowling alley?

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<v Speaker 1>I walked in and you know there's Abraham, Who's the

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<v Speaker 1>guy that I had, you know, talked to a message

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<v Speaker 1>the day before you can call him gorgeous. That's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there's gorgeous, okay, But he's in like a bowling lane

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<v Speaker 1>with another girl, and so I was like, what the

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<v Speaker 1>heck is going on here? So I walked up to

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<v Speaker 1>Gorgeous and he was just shocked to see me. So

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<v Speaker 1>then he had a little short conversation with this other

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<v Speaker 1>woman and she kind of was like fine and got

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<v Speaker 1>up and left and went to the other side of

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<v Speaker 1>the bowling alleys. Been awkward, yeah, but think of it

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<v Speaker 1>this way. At least he didn't see you and was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm busy now, you know, Like at least he was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, you're one for staying. I probably would have left.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, yeah, if I saw another girl there already

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<v Speaker 1>well looks back. Yeah, I mean he explained to you

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<v Speaker 1>that it was it was an accident and a misunderstanding.

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<v Speaker 1>He thought that that was the girl he was supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be out with him he did, okay. Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>he told me this crazy story that seems like almost

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<v Speaker 1>too perfectly comical to be true. Like, I guess he

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<v Speaker 1>met this girl there thinking it was me because we

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<v Speaker 1>have like similar chair color and some rear like bobby shape.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like, well you could be related. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>at the scrub and like, really, could we be exsulated?

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<v Speaker 1>But whenever, But men, men's vision isn't very good when

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to seeing women. We just see mostly shapes

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<v Speaker 1>and colors. I couldn't tell you. Yeah, sure, Like when

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<v Speaker 1>we talked to Abraham, he said that you laughed at

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<v Speaker 1>his story about the grilled cheese girl. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was funny, but it was just very awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>Like in my head, I'm thinking, like, this is just

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it was like too perfectly concocted to

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<v Speaker 1>be true. Weren't believing him? You don't believe it? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I think part of my gut was like, was he

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<v Speaker 1>trying to like have multiple women at this date at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time and this one went over because I

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<v Speaker 1>was running late, Like, so, is that the reason that

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<v Speaker 1>you're not calling Abraham now because you don't believe his story?

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<v Speaker 1>Well kind of sort of, so, you know, because she

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<v Speaker 1>was on the other side of the ali and I

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<v Speaker 1>kept looking at her trying to be like I want

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<v Speaker 1>to just talk to this woman, and so at one

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<v Speaker 1>point she had gone to the restaurant, so I excused

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<v Speaker 1>myself oh, and also went to the restaurant we went

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<v Speaker 1>to actually talked. Oh my god, I did. Yeah, how

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<v Speaker 1>did that good? I wanted to talk to her because

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<v Speaker 1>she sounds funny, girl cheese what she's saying. Well, first,

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<v Speaker 1>her name is Janet, so we can call her Janet. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I you know, it was like washing my hands.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, that's really weird, isn't it. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole mistaken identity type of thing. Um, And she

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<v Speaker 1>looked at me and kind of gave me this like

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<v Speaker 1>odd look, and she's like, yeah, yeah, it was an accent.

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<v Speaker 1>It was, you know, a mistake. And apparently she had

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<v Speaker 1>been stood up earlier, so she was really upset her feelings,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why she was. Yeah, I wonder she was in

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<v Speaker 1>theth like she confirmed Abraham's story then, yeah, she did,

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<v Speaker 1>But then she had said that Abraham. It kind of

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<v Speaker 1>pains me to say this because I did enjoy my

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<v Speaker 1>time with him, but when I heard this, I like

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<v Speaker 1>completely changed my idea of him. Was that Abraham had

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<v Speaker 1>told Janet like, hey, let's get it on or get

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<v Speaker 1>it in or something like that in the bathroom. Who

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<v Speaker 1>Abraham proposition the girl trees lady to do it in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. I'm sorry, that is that is not true.

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<v Speaker 1>That is that is not true Britain. I mean to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you Abraham's been listening on the other line this

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<v Speaker 1>entire time. Um, all right, I cannot tell you how

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<v Speaker 1>untrue that is. I would never any in years propose

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<v Speaker 1>that to somebody, especially a stranger, and especially in a

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<v Speaker 1>bowling alley. I'm just going to throw that out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Very dirty bathrooms. Yeah, well, I mean you have to understand,

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<v Speaker 1>from my point of view, there's this like crazy, insanely

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<v Speaker 1>weird story that happened, and I you knows she ordered

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<v Speaker 1>an eight a dozen grilled cheeses. They are an aphrodisiac,

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<v Speaker 1>though heard like you're gonna take her word over mine. Honest,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know because I didn't. I wasn't there for

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<v Speaker 1>the grilled cheese eating a fawn. I didn't. Is there

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<v Speaker 1>any way you could have said something that she interpreted

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<v Speaker 1>as that? Like you know that that there is literally

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<v Speaker 1>no way that anything I said could have been misinterpreted? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But unless she heard me say I got us a

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<v Speaker 1>lame and in her messed up head, she heard let's

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<v Speaker 1>I'll meet you in the bathroom we're gonna do it

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<v Speaker 1>very close. Why would grilled cheese girl lie about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would she make it up? I don't like mental illness.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean, she just got stood up.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she was just trying to bring all men down

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<v Speaker 1>with it. Yeah, yeah, Maybe she was jealous that I

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<v Speaker 1>decided to have the date with the person I actually

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<v Speaker 1>made the date with me. I don't know. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>she got double rejected at that day. She needs twenty

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<v Speaker 1>times the amount of grilled cheesus. She just leave. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta say, Brittany, the thing is, is that Abraham before

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<v Speaker 1>we talk to you, he told us the exact same story.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, when you're a liar, it's really hard to

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<v Speaker 1>keep your story straight. Yeah, like I didn't see any

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<v Speaker 1>red flags, you know when he was telling us that

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<v Speaker 1>he was lying about it. Yeah, based on the five

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<v Speaker 1>minute conversation that we had with him, he's a great guy.

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<v Speaker 1>So we would like to send you guys out on

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<v Speaker 1>another date and we'll pay for it. What do you think,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he didn't even know Janet's name. Yeah, thank you, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. You know, stating now is kind of tough,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was a really odd meeting, which could be

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<v Speaker 1>a really interesting start to something. So I will say that,

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<v Speaker 1>as long as there is better lighting, I will go

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<v Speaker 1>on another date with abrahams awesome and get it on

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<v Speaker 1>in a bathroom. I remember said that. Sure, yeah, broking

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the morning. You're a fan of true crime

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<v Speaker 1>documentaries or shows like that, I am. Yeah. Then you

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<v Speaker 1>probably heard of copycat killers who imitate other famous criminals. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just saying I'm pretty frustrated right now because

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<v Speaker 1>at least six different people on the text board are

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<v Speaker 1>claiming to be the mysterious grilled cheese man everybody wants

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<v Speaker 1>to fame and being the grilled cheese girl. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>knock it off? I don't know. I'm just gonna use

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<v Speaker 1>that quote, stack him high, keep him coming great quote.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing, there can only be one, and I

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<v Speaker 1>guarantee there's no way she listens to our show because

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<v Speaker 1>she's awesome, I mean, with the guy for ten minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>orders a huge stack of grilled cheese, gets rejected, but

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<v Speaker 1>has the wherewithal to hold her head high as she

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<v Speaker 1>walks away and carries that stack of cheese sandwiches weight

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<v Speaker 1>on her and then go bowling by herself her Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I will never be at that level. We're

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<v Speaker 1>never going to be that cool. It's true. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>even lactose intolerant, and I don't think I could down

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<v Speaker 1>that many grilled cheeses. So wherever you are, mysterious grilled

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<v Speaker 1>cheese lady, we salute you, and we want to be you,

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<v Speaker 1>or at least have some of your grilled cheese. But

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<v Speaker 1>if you ever want to get a second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>or if you just want to talk about grilled cheese

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<v Speaker 1>for a while, email the show. Yeah, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>might call the person who's not calling you back