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Speaker 1: Welcome back. It's a brand new episode. This has laught

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Speaker 1: with me a podcast with Jeremy Ode. I'm your ho Jo,

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Speaker 1: and do not get fooled by the title of this episode.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely do not get duped here. Okay, this is not

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Speaker 1: a end of the year wrap up looking back on

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Speaker 1: the year that was with twenty twenty five. No, we

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's gonna be a little bit of that, obviously,

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Speaker 1: but we've got way more, way more in the tank

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Speaker 1: where that is, and we're gonna give you that end

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Speaker 1: of the year kind of wrap up in December, and

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Speaker 1: trust me, you're gonna want to be here for that.

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Speaker 1: It's not a clip show.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: I in a couple episodes ago, I'm going on and

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Speaker 1: on about hell. You know, we need to do more

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Speaker 1: of these clip shows. We need we need more of

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Speaker 1: the reruns. Well, that's not necessarily what you're gonna get.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we may throw in some clips. Johnny loves

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Speaker 1: to throw in some clips, But what we will have

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Speaker 1: is an end of the year wrap up, a look back,

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Speaker 1: a little bit of moving forward, will look forward, even

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Speaker 1: welsome guests, So there's more to come in that regard.

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Speaker 1: But what we are doing today is pretty big. If

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Speaker 1: you've been following along, you know that the Laugh with

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Speaker 1: Me podcast Guest of the Year nominees have been announced.

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Speaker 1: Is announced about a month ago. The nominees are Dez Pierson,

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Speaker 1: Grant Pierson, Eric Larson, The Tiger King, Joe Exotic, and

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Speaker 1: of course Nathan Bob Roberts. Go back and listen to

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Speaker 1: the episode titled Guests of the Your Nominees. Great episode. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you'll get kind of a little bit of a taste

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Speaker 1: of what those five brought to the table this year.

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Speaker 1: But if you've already listened, I know a lot of

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Speaker 1: you have, and maybe even some of you have listened

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Speaker 1: on the iHeartRadio app which is free, by the way,

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Speaker 1: and you can go ahead and follow follow along with

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Speaker 1: Laugh with Me right there on the iHeart podcast network.

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Speaker 1: But if you've been following along, I know a lot

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Speaker 1: of you have, thousands of you have, then you may

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Speaker 1: have your own favorites on who's gonna win Guests of

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Speaker 1: the Year. And that is perfectly fine. That is what

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Speaker 1: is exciting about this. But here's the deal. Only one

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Speaker 1: can win, Only one can win the golden microphone. Only

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Speaker 1: one is gonna win a laughye in twenty twenty five

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Speaker 1: for Guest of the Year, and I just happen to

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Speaker 1: have this person in studio right now. Please help me.

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Speaker 1: Welcome our twenty twenty five Laugh with Me Podcast Guest

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Speaker 1: of the Year. Oh yeah, that sounded good.

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Speaker 2: Sit that time again.

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Speaker 1: M hmm, it's that time. Well, it's time for your

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Speaker 1: intro here.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember how I introduce you this first time

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Speaker 2: I've been on the show.

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Speaker 1: This is your first time you've been on the show? Yeah, Well,

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Speaker 1: if I was introducing you for the first time, I

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Speaker 1: would say Eric Larson, a giant in the transportation industry.

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Speaker 2: That sounds correct.

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Speaker 1: Check out, a former fantasy football champion multi time by

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Speaker 1: the time.

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Speaker 2: Very important.

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Speaker 1: Let's see what else my mom introduced me to.

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Speaker 2: This is a former fantasy football champion.

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Speaker 1: Also my son, Also my son, Eric Clarson. Let's see

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Speaker 1: what else have you done. You are the former fifth

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Speaker 1: speaker at Central, which, by the way, as a former

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Speaker 1: insane that that that I still talk about that this

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how could that be insane?

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Speaker 1: This is a big deal, Like are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Like if you ever been third speaker and said, nope,

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Speaker 3: You should you should start uh, you know, next time

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Speaker 3: gonna be talking about this thirty years from now, so

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Speaker 3: proud of you.

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Speaker 1: She's gonna say, I really hope I'm not.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: Well, and then finally we're adding to the resume. Whoa, yep,

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Speaker 1: we're adding to the resume. Eric Larsen the twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: five Laugh with Me Guest of the Year congratulation.

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Speaker 2: Wow is this Oh it's it's not sharp eat on.

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Speaker 1: That is that SHARPI no, no, it's in great, it's

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Speaker 1: it's a laughy. It's a laffy. It's the golden microphone.

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Speaker 3: This is thank you, thank you, yes, congratulating. Thanks Johnny

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Speaker 3: as well for booking me to my first show.

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Speaker 1: He is your friend.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean within five minutes already getting the award.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna hold this over Kyle's head, your brother's head forever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he does not have one of those. In fact,

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Speaker 1: only two people currently own a laffy. It is a

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four Guest of the Year Lavetty Vegas. And

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Speaker 1: then now, Eric Larson.

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Speaker 2: Proud company right there. Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 3: This is coming with me to Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. But

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Speaker 2: I mean it's a little gun shaped. Yeah, so I

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's funny. Yeah, I didn't even think

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Speaker 1: you have a weapon. They look well, actually sorry, mister Larson. Congratulations.

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Speaker 3: really good, you know, if I had some stickers or

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Speaker 3: some stuff to hand out with that. Yeah, oh hey,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know, and just you know, I just

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Speaker 1: happened to have laugh with me stickers right here, so

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Speaker 1: you know, hit me up. Anyone listening right now wants

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Speaker 1: a sticker, I've got stickers. Okay, that's just the beginning

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Speaker 3: I almost thought you were going to go into an

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Speaker 3: advertisement for the show, just like, Hey, I'd like to

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Speaker 3: encourage all listeners out there, listen to laugh with me.

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Speaker 3: Listen to laugh with me a podcast with Jeremy Odoms.

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Speaker 1: That's right, Well we have we have a couple of

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Speaker 1: shots here. You know, it's dangerous because the last time

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Speaker 2: That's hand up.

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Speaker 1: That's on me because I it was me. You sounded

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Speaker 2: That was Vikings Browns morning.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's right, so it was an eight thirty London

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Speaker 1: But something that will come of it, I just I

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Speaker 1: got Guest of the Year. Eric Larson, I cheer cheers.

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Speaker 1: I was like, hey, come on the show, Like, come

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Speaker 1: Johnny was like, it's time. We've waited long enough. We

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Speaker 3: Now, Johnny wouldn't have been able to keep the secret. No, No,

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Speaker 1: That was like a horse? Right, Like that's how he

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Speaker 1: So there you go, we got a winner, Thanks gent.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, but uh no, what we were talking about,

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Speaker 3: Uh, at my highest moment receiving this award, but this

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Speaker 2: Is at the grocery store.

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Speaker 2: This was? This was about a month ago.

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Speaker 1: When you're when your quarterback is constantly hurt. Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: we'll see Max Brosmer. It sounds like, yeah, who went

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Speaker 1: Famously so not prepared to be a starting quarterback that

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Speaker 2: Be the Tommy boy. He could, you're right, quarterback, you.

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Speaker 1: Could save the season. I actually was, and I don't

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Speaker 1: mean to like take your story into a completely other direction,

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Speaker 1: but I was. I was doing kind of a look

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Speaker 1: at right, the four and seven. But the games they

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Speaker 2: You might find success. Uh.

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Speaker 3: Marketing the Laugh of Me podcast to doctors offices, yes,

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Speaker 2: What if you did a livery for doctors as an exchange?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no specific just doctors in general.

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Speaker 3: When you were like, so, it's nice to see my

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Speaker 1: That guy's that guy's seen it all right, you know.

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Speaker 1: He I don't even know how many times he's seen

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Speaker 3: You know, you're at you're at the grocery store, any

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Speaker 1: I know you're going with this and this is real.

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Speaker 1: When I walk, I could not be like my hematologist,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cool, Like it's not like they're like doing

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Speaker 3: I think that there's something Doctors, yeah, receptionists, they're good people.

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Speaker 1: Hey Jeremy, good to see you have your pants on

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Speaker 3: I'm having flashback. So the the drunken brunt show.

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Speaker 1: It's man that show. It's it's like I'm torn. I

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Speaker 2: It's it's me.

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Speaker 1: It's one hundred. Or just continue to chop away at

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Speaker 3: Well, and that's where I almost feel like, you know,

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Speaker 1: All right, that's a future episode. We're we're gonna do that.

439
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut it up and we're just gonna have

440
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Speaker 1: to do cuts and explain.

441
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Speaker 3: If I can make one request though on that, Yes,

442
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 3: can we do that in twenty twenty six.

443
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 2: I'm already starting to make my reel for Yest of

444
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 2: the Year. Yeah, your next year.

445
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I was telling Johnny. I'm like, we may

446
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 1: like we may have screwed ourselves by awarding the trophy

447
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 1: now to Eric because he's gonna just sit quiet for

448
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 1: December knowing he's done his work.

449
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 2: Or I mean the Oscars. Does it necessarily follow the

450
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:09,640
Speaker 2: calendar year?

451
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: That is a good point.

452
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 3: You could start the voting for twenty twenty six now,

453
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 3: we could start it now and you know say it

454
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 3: it's you do a November to November type of.

455
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

456
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 2: Do I run the show now? Yeah? Like, am I?

457
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 2: Am I the guy?

458
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: Now? Literally, as you were talking, I.

459
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 2: Got busted, Jeremy, I'm buston.

460
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 1: I literally I'm sitting here and I'm going I run

461
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: the show. I can set the time frame. And then

462
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: You're like, am I root of this show? And I'm like,

463
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 1: I just said that in my head, Like I already

464
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 1: I already know, Eric, I already know.

465
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:44,199
Speaker 2: Johnny is eating this up, by the way, eating this up.

466
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, you haven't even told us a damn thing about

467
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: the grocery store. So what you do in the store.

468
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 2: We've established whattablish? What do we established?

469
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: We've established that you've gone to the grocery store after

470
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 1: Vikings lost. You now have a basket, yes, small basket,

471
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:07,679
Speaker 1: small car sorry sorry, small cart, and you're starting to

472
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 1: shop for your goods. What is it you're getting? Why

473
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: are you getting it? We don't know anything about that.

474
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think we really need that. Yeah, I

475
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 2: feel like it's it's meal press myself, that my story.

476
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 2: So I don't know, you don't know where the story

477
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:22,119
Speaker 2: is going.

478
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what I know, which is you have

479
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: a cart, now, a small cart that? What do you

480
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 1: what we to do?

481
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 2: Like that? Just this floors me, This floors me.

482
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: I'm taking control of this show, please do somebody needs to,

483
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: which is just certainly not me.

484
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been I've been digging into some historical records

485
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 3: here recently, just learning randomly, like well, you know, I

486
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 3: wouldn't say that I heard it on a history podcast.

487
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 2: But maybe maybe I don't listen to any.

488
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 3: Other podcast with me, but listen to this podcast about

489
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 3: history and they're talking about Admiral Nelson, you know, the

490
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 3: British Navy.

491
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, yeah, how could I forget?

492
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, I mean Victor at Trafalgar, right, But.

493
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 3: You know they always have this thing, like you always

494
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 3: think about the ships and they always say like the

495
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 3: captain goes down with the ship.

496
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's kind of the thing, isn't it.

497
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

498
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Speaker 3: I think that's kind of how he struck me as

499
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Speaker 3: like kind of crazy, because like if you had, you know,

500
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Speaker 3: two armies that were fighting each other, and like one

501
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 3: of the armies loses, like you retreat, you live to

502
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 3: fight another day.

503
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like the captain, their ship goes down, it's over.

504
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 3: Like you lose, like you lost all those people, like hey,

505
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 3: these were this was our best ship. It got sank

506
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 3: and we also lost our best captain and our best

507
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,199
Speaker 3: lieutenant and our best you know.

508
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 1: So but they don't have to die, Like couldn't they yes,

509
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: go down with the ship, but couldn't they still use

510
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: the like emergency like the inflatable.

511
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 2: This is this is war?

512
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 1: Oh I got you. Yeah, I was thinking like a

513
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 1: cruise ship.

514
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Speaker 3: I wanna I wanna clarify for the listeners out there

515
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 3: that Admiral Nelson.

516
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: Is he's not fishing.

517
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not the dude that drove the Titanic.

518
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 1: Okay, so what does this have to do with groceries?

519
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:23,679
Speaker 2: Oh?

520
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 3: Oh okay, all right, But you so you don't think

521
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 3: that's weird that the captain goes down with the ship.

522
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 1: I think it's admirable. I think it's that's his like

523
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 1: because he's like his job is to make sure that

524
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 1: boat gets from A to B and if it doesn't

525
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: make it to be well, that's on him.

526
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 3: Well, they talk about like at that age of British shipping,

527
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 3: the captain couldn't like if they were getting shot at,

528
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 3: he couldn't even duck, like he had.

529
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Speaker 2: To remain standing up. You just think you'd lose a

530
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: lot of captains that way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but how easy is it to actually get a

532
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 1: good shot, like a good view of like the captain.

533
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 1: I don't know, is it that easy?

534
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 2: You getting get hit with cannonballs, like splinters and stuff

535
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 2: are flying.

536
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 1: Because I will say I have played Battleship the game

537
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 1: like a few times, and I can't see anything going

538
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 1: on on the other side. So I would just imagine that,

539
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: you know, with the distance between enemies, you know, with boats,

540
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: and then they had to try to shoot at another

541
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 1: captain on another ship, it might even be harder.

542
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 2: You ever cheated at battleship?

543
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 1: No, I can't see anything over there, But no, have

544
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: you ever cheated like kind of taking a peek.

545
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 2: Well, or like moved your ship around?

546
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: Oh, never even occurred to me to do that. Obviously

547
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: you have. You look pretty excited about it.

548
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, jeez, this is full confession mode here, This is

549
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 3: wild anybody, anybody.

550
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 2: Who played me in Battleship.

551
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: In the early nineties, Johnny, we did the background check

552
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: on this guess of the Year thing, right, Okay, this

553
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: is new information. We didn't know.

554
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 2: This trophy is already in my pocket. You're not getting

555
00:28:59,160 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 2: it back?

556
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: Is that a is that a golden laughing in your pocket?

557
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: Or excited podcast?

558
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 3: I used to get a lot of crap from my

559
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 3: friends because I had a work cell phone, and like

560
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 3: when I go to like a restaurant, I'd lay it

561
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 3: face up, so even after hours, if I got like

562
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 3: a text message or if I got like an email

563
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 3: your air two phone, No, this is now my this

564
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 3: is this is it?

565
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 2: This is my work cell phone.

566
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going won't walk around that. I would just

567
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: just think people will talk, Like there's no better way

568
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: to get the people talking than if you constantly walked

569
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: around with that.

570
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 3: Excuse me, is there a Guest of the year discount?

571
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: You're like the in professional wrestling, like when you when

572
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: you're the champ and you got the belt, like and

573
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: you have to go everywhere with that belt like you're

574
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: that to you now the next the entire next year,

575
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: you have to go everywhere with this trophy.

576
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 3: Maybe think of like the Stanley Cup and how those

577
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 3: guys like you all get to borrow the trophy for

578
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 3: like one day one day, but then you'll have the

579
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 3: handler that has to go like with it to make

580
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 3: sure you're not like chucking in the lake or something.

581
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: It's wild because the handler has the white gloves and

582
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: takes perfect care of it. And then the players are

583
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: literally doing what you just said. They're chucking in the lake,

584
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,239
Speaker 1: they're drinking out of it, they're eating cereal out of it,

585
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: like they're going to clubs like it. There's no white

586
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: glove treatment there for sure, but the handler the utmost respect.

587
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 2: So I was handling these drotries. Yes, oh, back they were.

588
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 2: They were in my small cart. Yep.

589
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 3: I'm waiting in line at the cashier and I finally

590
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 3: get up to the cashier.

591
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 2: It's younger kid. Looks like they're.

592
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: Twelve illegal worker.

593
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, and I know you know they're probably not twelve.

594
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 3: Oh, but it looks okay, gotcha, okay, And so you

595
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 3: know she's doing a little this small talk the banter

596
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 3: as cashiers.

597
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 2: Do you know the good ones? Did you find what

598
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 2: you're looking for? Yeah?

599
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 3: Would you like plastic or paper, except I think she

600
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 3: might have phrased it paper or plastic.

601
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: I was I was literally about to ask you, is

602
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: that how they phrased it? The plastic or paper, because

603
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: that's gold if that's how, But it was probably paper

604
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: or plastic?

605
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 2: Which would you give?

606
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 3: You would have been satisfied if that was the story,

607
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 3: wouldn't it. I really want to if the story was

608
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 3: just going to the grocery store and then saying, would

609
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 3: you like plastic or paper?

610
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: That's gold, that's gold.

611
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: This is the highlight of my day talking groceries with you.

612
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 3: Next time I see you doing stand up, you're probably

613
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 3: gonna tell a joke about getting offered plastic or paper.

614
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: Yep. This uh, this is gold to me. I mean

615
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm beaming with excitement talking about groceries. I don't get

616
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: to talk about groceries as anybody anymore.

617
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 2: This is great.

618
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: This is not the story is not.

619
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Speaker 2: All right?

620
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: So papers, So what do you get? You didn't answer paper? Plastic?

621
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 2: Plastic?

622
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: Okay?

623
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 2: Oh I feel like the bags are thinner.

624
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: Now the bags are thinner, and they're gonna get thinner

625
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: and thinner.

626
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, pretty soon they're just gonna wrap your groceries

627
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 3: in a kleenex.

628
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: Can I give you a just a quick rant, a

629
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: quick rant, Oh please do Yeah, the bags. Just to

630
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: everyone listening, the bags are going to get thinner and

631
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: they're gonna be worse. And that's just the nature of

632
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: the beast because everybody's every company is trying to cut expense,

633
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: so you know, charges everywhere they can, right, So they're like, well,

634
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: we're handing out all these bags. We gotta pay less

635
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: for the bags. We got to get better deals. We

636
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: gotta do this, we gotta bit it out, we gotta

637
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 1: do this. We got this. I have millions millions of

638
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: dollars in savings for you. Here's an idea.

639
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

640
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: Just train the people bag in it, bag it right,

641
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: and then they're gonna hand out less bags. They're gonna

642
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: be more efficient. So one just give me. It doesn't

643
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: even have to be a year. I'm envisioning a year

644
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: long like rollout and training and everything to execution, but

645
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: it could be three months, it could be six months.

646
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: An investment in this and it'll save your company millions

647
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: of dollars.

648
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 3: I send you a lot of text messages on unsolicited

649
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 3: grocery advice.

650
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: Yes, you do.

651
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: And one of them that I told you is go

652
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Speaker 2: through the self checkout.

653
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 3: Yes, because you don't send up with all your products

654
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 3: individually bagged.

655
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: Which I was excited to talk to you about, because yeah,

656
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: you get to bag it the right way. Because here's

657
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: the thing. If how all right, when we bag our stuff,

658
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: our own stuff, we bag it right? We just do

659
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: because we know. How is it that when somebody is

660
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Speaker 1: bagging other people's stuff they can't get it right, especially

661
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: when they're standing three feet next to you, And you

662
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: could just ask do you want this in the bag

663
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: or not? Do you want me to bag? It? Should

664
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 1: always be uh, plastic or paper?

665
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:04,479
Speaker 2: All right?

666
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: Next question do you want a bagged ride or not?

667
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 1: And then if they wanted bag right, you just bag

668
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: it the way you would bag your own stuff.

669
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 2: Yo. Hey, yeah you want this Germy style?

670
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 1: Yeah you went to Jeremy style.

671
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 2: Serve this up Germy style for you?

672
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: Or do you want it the way I think I

673
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: should do it as somebody working right now, And in

674
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 1: that case, it's going to be awful for everybody.

675
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,359
Speaker 2: I will say one counter argument to that. When I

676
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 2: was down, I lived in Atlanta.

677
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 3: And there was a gross store that I would go

678
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 3: there and they had a bagger.

679
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 2: Who's blind.

680
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 3: Oh, and I will say this, I didn't really care

681
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 3: how he bagged my stuff.

682
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 2: That dude was so cool, Like they always paired him

683
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 2: with this this guy.

684
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 3: And I know how old the cashier was because every

685
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 3: time he would card me, he would be like, I'm twice.

686
00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 2: Your age, same line every time, every single time.

687
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it was always paired with the blind sacker,

688
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 3: and I loved it.

689
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,240
Speaker 2: It was my little weekly tradition.

690
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, you're always going to be half

691
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: his age, Like, so he's always going to be double

692
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: that never that joke works forever, Like you're not gonna

693
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: catch up to him, Like you're not going to suddenly

694
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: be like I got you.

695
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 3: I'm yeah, but no, let's use some math there, didn't

696
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 3: you That only worked for one year?

697
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: Oh it only worked for one year.

698
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 2: Well, he'll be double with me. He's not gaining two

699
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 2: years for every one of mine.

700
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 1: He do you get what I'm saying. No, he's always

701
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: gonna have that gap.

702
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 3: Every time you're saying he was put one over on me, Yes,

703
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 3: oh you put one over us.

704
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 2: I did. I've been double put over.

705
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: You've been double put And here's the thing I need

706
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: to know about the blind bagger because this as soon

707
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: as you said you have the blind bagger, I'm like,

708
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 1: this is nuts because normally the cashier throws the you know,

709
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: the goods down to the bagger you put it in

710
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: the bags. But you've added a step because now you've

711
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: got the blind bagger with his walking stick having to

712
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: hit every item to find out where it's at and

713
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 1: then put it in the bag. So that's a whole process.

714
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 3: So you didn't have a stick, oh you know, and

715
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 3: you know the cashier was cognizant. You kind of push

716
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 3: him towards his hand. But yeah, every once in a while.

717
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: Did he wear cool sunglasses, Yes, you're damn right he did.

718
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 3: But every once trying to make that grab that you

719
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 3: could tell he was kind of feeling out the counter.

720
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 3: And i'd have to, you know, of course, just as

721
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 3: a concerned bystander, just be like, hey, that's it, you know,

722
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,439
Speaker 3: or else maybe you know, you see maybe you see

723
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 3: that that jar.

724
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 2: You know, to pasta sauce and you you know, you

725
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 2: roll it over towards him.

726
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: Just knowing how people act, to like anybody, you know,

727
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: that helps you at the grocery store, like just the

728
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: most you know, some awful, awful people go to the

729
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 1: grocery store and buy goods and then just rip into

730
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: the people work there that are doing nothing wrong. I

731
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: can just imagine somebody having a bad day going in

732
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: there and being like, is this where we're at? We

733
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: can't even get people who can see to bag our

734
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:16,479
Speaker 1: groceries and just go on this like they's just trying.

735
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I could totally see it.

736
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 1: And then the manager having to come over and be

737
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: like it's you know, there's Johnny's really good. He can't

738
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 1: see but he can feel, and like, you know, just

739
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: haven't explained it all. What is this the story the

740
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 1: bland kid bagging?

741
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 3: No, but I did have one more bag. So you

742
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 3: gave us that idea, which is brilliant. It's brilliant, like

743
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 3: it can't fail.

744
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 2: Uh. The other thing we could do is so in

745
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 2: Europe they don't give you the plastic bags. You have

746
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,720
Speaker 2: to bring your own bags to the store.

747
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: Bring your own bags.

748
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:51,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

749
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 3: So last time I was in London, we went to

750
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 3: the grocery store and they were just like, oh, you

751
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 3: have bags, and it was just like no. They were

752
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 3: just like, well would you like to, you know, buy

753
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 3: a couple of them. They're like fifteen cents or something

754
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 3: like that for like a bag.

755
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 2: It's just like yeah. And the next question after that was, so,

756
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 2: where are you from in America? Oh, because you know

757
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 2: they again one of those they knew one of those.

758
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 3: Oh, well, obviously an American because nobody else would show

759
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 3: up here just expecting a bag, Like, yeah, how do

760
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 3: you show up unprepared to the grocery store? Like if

761
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 3: you didn't have a bag, why'd you buy more stuff

762
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,240
Speaker 3: than you could carry?

763
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 1: Only an American would walk into the supermarket and just

764
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,479
Speaker 1: expect a way to take it home?

765
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 2: Only an American.

766
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: Did they have boxes like empty boxes they saved and

767
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: you could throw in the box. No, No, they had

768
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: costcos got that down.

769
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 3: They had little eco friendly you know bags, oh like

770
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 3: the reasonable you know, so did you keep the breezeable back?

771
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 2: No, we threw them in the trash? Really from America?

772
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: That's good, that's good.

773
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 2: That does remind me of that. I think that's a

774
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,399
Speaker 2: Mitch Heapberg joke.

775
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, you're stealing jokes now.

776
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:05,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, He's just like, oh, you know, I bought six

777
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 3: apples and they were like, you want me to bag them?

778
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 3: And it was just like, no, I'm a juggler, but

779
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 3: I can only juggle six. So if I ever buy seven,

780
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:14,959
Speaker 3: fucking bag them up.

781
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 2: Back them up. I can only juggle six. Rest in peace.

782
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 1: That's a good joke.

783
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 2: I like that.

784
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: So what about the grocery store. You're at the store,

785
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,280
Speaker 1: you were just assd paper and plastic.

786
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 2: Oh so I am up at the checks, so we

787
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 2: already went through what I bought.

788
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 1: Well, we didn't talk a thing about what you bought.

789
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: We decided you were getting plastic. So you your goods

790
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: are being bagged into plastic.

791
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 3: Do you feel that Cereal now like the family size

792
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 3: that used to be just the regular size.

793
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,879
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, I got a lot to talk

794
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,280
Speaker 1: about in regards to Cereal. If you'd like to discuss

795
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: cereal with me.

796
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely absolutely, because I feel like the regular box

797
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 3: of cereal.

798
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 2: Are only good for like two mornings.

799
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think that. I mean, we could easily

800
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 1: look up the size difference from ten years ago, fifteen

801
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: years ago, twenty years ago, you know, and to now.

802
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 1: And but the thing is, not only is the box shrinking,

803
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 1: but the so the size of the normal size box

804
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 1: of you would you normally get like a fifteen or

805
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: sixteen ounce. They're shrinking it's like fifteen point twenty five

806
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: or fourteen point seventy five or whatever. You take a

807
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,760
Speaker 1: look at that. But then they get these other sizes

808
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,959
Speaker 1: that used to be the normal size, and then they'll

809
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 1: write family size or share size, or this one will

810
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: last three days, and those are the big boxes. But

811
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: then they can keep the higher prices. But my thing is,

812
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: not as many people are buying cereal anymore, right, because

813
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,320
Speaker 1: there's so many other options of protein bars, of protein shakes,

814
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: you could say eggs, and have you heard of bacon? Like,

815
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: there's a lot of different breakfast things. Now, the cereal

816
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: aisle does not need to be as long as it is,

817
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: is my point. I think we can integrate some of

818
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: those other breakfast items together in the cereal aisle using

819
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: the cereal space that is now just sitting there. They

820
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: got too much variety in cereal.

821
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 2: But when you're a kid, like you love going through the.

822
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 1: Cereal aisle, Oh yeah, no, that was the best. But now,

823
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 1: but who's bringing kids to the grocery store anymore?

824
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 3: But I get what you're saying, because as an adult.

825
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,760
Speaker 3: I mean I am pretty much bounced between three different cereals,

826
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 3: like there's not much variety in there anymore, well, cereal wheat.

827
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 2: I mean, I do a lot of cheerios, honeynut cherrio.

828
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't mean to ask something too personal,

829
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: but I just thought we're talking.

830
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 2: About a lot of honeynut cheerios occasionally, raisin brain, do.

831
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 1: You cut up like a banana in it or anything?

832
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 2: Oh?

833
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: Oh, you just scoffed at me with that one.

834
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 2: Is that real? You never know that a banana in there?

835
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 2: All right? So what am I like? The TV?

836
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna like rock your world, slice up a

837
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: banana and put it in your honey nut ceios and

838
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: you'll never go back, or you'll do it every so often.

839
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: It's like a little treat. It's fantastic.

840
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 2: Did you just that that was a little boyish grin

841
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 2: right there?

842
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: Was? I get excited talk about bananas. I'm not even

843
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: a monkey.

844
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 3: I've never I've never put cutlery to a banana. I've

845
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 3: never sliced one, i've never cut one up. I've never

846
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 3: used a fork to eat one.

847
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: Just break it up with your hand. Then I don't

848
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: care how you get there, Just get there.

849
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 2: Oh you you need a mushed banana.

850
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 1: You could dip it, you could just take you could

851
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: peel it and then just kind of dip it and

852
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: then take a bite.

853
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 3: And then everybody trying to get some of the cereals

854
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 3: stuck to the banana. Like is it important that the

855
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 3: cereal is in the same bite as the banana or

856
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 3: is it just the bananas so milk?

857
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: So, yes, it does. That's the key. The banana in

858
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: the milk is a thing. Now is it better with

859
00:42:58,840 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: a bite of the cereal?

860
00:42:59,800 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

861
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: Does it have to be with the cereal? No, because

862
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: the milk with the banana in itself is fun, but

863
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 1: with the cereal is like peak. That's a peak bite. Yeah,

864
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: you can't do with any cereal. I don't think. I

865
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 1: haven't tested that out. Maybe you can with any cereal,

866
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: but I haven't. I haven't tested that out. But I

867
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: know a Cheerios gold.

868
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,720
Speaker 2: So about twice a year, I will buy a box

869
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 2: of the og Captain crunch with crunchberries.

870
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta do that, and it will last me

871
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 3: all of about forty eight hours, So you say it'll

872
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 3: be I will eat it for breakfast and then that night,

873
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 3: I'll be like, you know, it sounds.

874
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 2: Really good right now?

875
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 1: You save the berries for the end or what?

876
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you gotta do that well as much as possible,

877
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 2: Like I'm not that first spoonful. I don't care if

878
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 2: a couple couple of crunchberries get in there.

879
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: Are you too excited or what?

880
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 2: Yeah?

881
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 3: I mean, but once it gets starting down, getting towards

882
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 3: the milk level, then it becomes really easy to corner

883
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:01,720
Speaker 3: those beige pieces.

884
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: How much milk? Like you put your cereal in first,

885
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 1: you know? Then you do your milk? How how how's

886
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: your poor? Like? Do you fill it as full as

887
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 1: you can?

888
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 3: I want one layer of dry cereal on the top,

889
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 3: yeah okay, and then the rest submerged in the milk.

890
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 2: Okay.

891
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: So have you ever had the second bowl? Like you

892
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: you eat one bowl and then you're like, oh, I'll

893
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: take another bowl. Have you done that?

894
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay many times? Me too.

895
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 1: Do you put more milk in or do you run

896
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 1: it back with what's in there? M because I've done both,

897
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 1: But I I.

898
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 3: See where you're going. I am more of a I

899
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 3: will drink the milk and I will start with a

900
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 3: fret like an empty bowl, okay, refill it with cereal

901
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 3: and then add more milk in.

902
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: So I used to do that until I got crones

903
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: and then for whatever reason, dairy can hit me hard

904
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,359
Speaker 1: if I have too much of it, so I tend

905
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: to not drink the milk. Now, all right, this is

906
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: gonna sound silly because I do end up drinking and

907
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: ingesting all of the milk. Because I won't drink the milk.

908
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 2: America is so relieved right now. Yeah, we're so relieved.

909
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 2: And also like the way you're describing this sounds like you're.

910
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 3: Doing something naughty right like this, Like, I don't know

911
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 3: how to say this, but I still drink the milk.

912
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: This isn't something I'm going to like teach my children

913
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: to do. In fact, I may say, this is not

914
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 1: how you do it, but this is how I do it.

915
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 1: So I put I put the cereal in, I fill

916
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 1: the bowl up like you said you want one layer.

917
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 1: I put the milk in. Then I'll eat it all.

918
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 1: Obviously I'm taking in a lot of that milk. Well,

919
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 1: then sometimes I'm like I need another bowl, So then

920
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 1: I pour it in and then as long as it's

921
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: not too low, I'll run it back with more dry cereal,

922
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: this time on top. Just for fun. I'll eat that

923
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: and whatever milk's left, I will drink it, you know,

924
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 1: but there won't be much left. I mentally will feel

925
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 1: good about that because I didn't drink a lot of milk,

926
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: even though I did, in fact, put all of that

927
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: milk in me. So there you go. You're happy you

928
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: came over today.

929
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 2: I'm floored. I'm floored. I got some i mean, some

930
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 2: new things to try out here.

931
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

932
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

933
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: So you're at the grocery store, Yeah you bought. So

934
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 1: did you buy cereal on this trip?

935
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 2: I would? I mean, that's that's a staple, a staple

936
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 2: good for me.

937
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 1: You buy it every time pretty much, even if you

938
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: need it or like don't eat it.

939
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

940
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 3: I'm also I have an unfortunate habit of I bet

941
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 3: you if you looked on top of my fridge right now,

942
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 3: there'd be three boxes of honey of cheerios, and in

943
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:49,919
Speaker 3: my defense, only two of them are open.

944
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: But how do you have two boxes of the same

945
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: kind open?

946
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 2: Just you get you get excited. Sometimes in the morning.

947
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: You just need a hit of that brand new box.

948
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, like a little cereal gremlin coming in there.

949
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: I've known you for a long time and I didn't

950
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 1: know you were a little Cereal.

951
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I just I've got the confidence from

952
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 3: this award. Yeah, I can feel like I can finally

953
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 3: show you.

954
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 1: Finally tell people who you are, Like this is who

955
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: I really am.

956
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 3: Next year, at this time, you're gonna present me with

957
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 3: the Razzie like the worst, the worst guest of the year,

958
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 3: like Eric, Yeah, yeah, overshared.

959
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,439
Speaker 2: You've told us too much.

960
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: Yep. Twenty twenty five, hell a run. You gave us

961
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: a lot, you went on vacation. Uh, you gave us

962
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: your idea for a stripper car wash. You gave us

963
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 1: at all. And then in twenty six, you know, we're

964
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: kind of we're kind of tired of talking about Cereal.

965
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: I don't know why you suddenly.

966
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 2: We're already is that we're already over Cereal.

967
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: Suddenly Cereal has become your personality.

968
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 2: Didn't even know you ate it. You go out, you

969
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 2: were filling out your dream journal last week, put your

970
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 2: goals and you were like five minutes Cereal talk max

971
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 2: for the year. You're already over that a lot.

972
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: But I know, I know, And that's the thing you

973
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: can't ever get that back. You have a journal, I

974
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: have not consistently, not enough that it would like help me. Yeah,

975
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 1: but and it was a long time, I mean forever.

976
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 2: It kind of feels like one of those like one

977
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:27,959
Speaker 2: and done.

978
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 3: Like you're like, I'm I'm going to get into journal

979
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 3: and I'm going to write something right now, and I'm

980
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 3: going to keep this up and a year from now,

981
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 3: I'm going to have three hundred and sixty.

982
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 2: Five entries and it'll be just my life.

983
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:41,919
Speaker 1: Yeah.

984
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 3: But instead you write once and then you're like, the

985
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 3: next day, nothing interesting happens. You have a discussion about cereal. Yeah,

986
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 3: and you're, well, I don't need to write that down.

987
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 1: Been there? Yeah, yeah, I uh, similar to that, I've

988
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: I've not actually, you know what, I'm be honest with them,

989
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: it's not similar at all. Okay, all right, But I

990
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: was gonna read twelve books this.

991
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 2: Year, yeah, and was finishing Jurassic Park gonna count as one.

992
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: It was going to count as a book, and I

993
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 1: read a book immediately to start the year immediately, and

994
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,919
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna read twelve books

995
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to talk about it each one

996
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: of those books, and it's gonna be a good content.

997
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna talk about these books. And I

998
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 1: immediately read the one book, and I talked about how

999
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 1: I read a book. I read a book since so

1000
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: I feel like it's very similar to your journal journal thing.

1001
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to getting caught up, to hearing that

1002
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:38,879
Speaker 2: episode about that book.

1003
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should catch up. You're gonna be shocked when

1004
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: you get to Guests of the Year an episode next year,

1005
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: next year. When you get caught up, you're like, holy shit,

1006
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 1: is that why I've been carrying this trophy around all here?

1007
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 2: So that you didn't get the second book?

1008
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: No, I've got plenty. I bought a lot of books.

1009
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 2: You just didn't read.

1010
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: I've got a lot of books, and I didn't read

1011
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 1: the second one. I've started it. Actually, I take it.

1012
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 1: I take that back. I've started three books and I

1013
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: haven't finished any of those. And I was like, I could,

1014
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: I could easily if I get a good start, I

1015
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: feel like I'll be able to hit that. And I

1016
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: got the one and got two cocky. I was just

1017
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 1: so excited because then I felt like, well, shoot, I

1018
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: got the first book done in like a week, like

1019
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 1: I'm ahead of schedule, like I could read another one

1020
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: this month, and then I'm gonna just blow right past

1021
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: that twelve.

1022
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 3: That stuff when you set a goal and you're like,

1023
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna beat this by so bad that I might

1024
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 3: need to get a more aggressive goal.

1025
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it gets towards the deadline, you're just like, oh.

1026
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: Like, what did I do? Yeah, that's kinda that's kind

1027
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: of where I'm at.

1028
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I set a goal when we started this episode

1029
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 2: to finish the story.

1030
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 1: Nobody has taken longer. I mean, if the conclusion of

1031
00:50:55,200 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 1: this story isn't great, like you have, just like Johnny

1032
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 1: promised me, you will not take his trophy back. You

1033
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: earned it, You earned it, You earned it. I have

1034
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 1: to remind myself you earned it. And the story's gonna

1035
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: it's gonna hit. It's gotta hit.

1036
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 2: This is like.

1037
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 3: A music artist that their first album is great, their

1038
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 3: second album is awful, but you have such good feelings

1039
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 3: from the first album you're still checked in on the

1040
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 3: third album.

1041
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've got you get I'm sure you've got

1042
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 1: artists like that, like like some of your favorites, like

1043
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 1: would you say like Eve six is kind of falling

1044
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: a little bit of that.

1045
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 3: I would disagree on EVE six being that band. Okay,

1046
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 3: I'm pretty much a big fan of all of their

1047
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:48,439
Speaker 3: of everything, but I do feel like, well, I would

1048
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 3: say ever Clear, but I don't know that ever Clear

1049
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,439
Speaker 3: ever really bounce back.

1050
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: What album would you say is like their classic classic

1051
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 1: ever Clear?

1052
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,399
Speaker 2: Well, I mean probably the one that has the most

1053
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 2: significance for me would be so much for the after Glow.

1054
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the one I would pick, But.

1055
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 3: I think Sparkle and Fade would probably be the album

1056
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 3: previous to that would probably be the definitive album.

1057
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really enjoy it. Was it like is it

1058
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 1: called a songs from American movie? Yeah? I really enjoyed

1059
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: that one too.

1060
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 3: I feel like every Clear kind of went on a

1061
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 3: similar trajectory as like Goo Goo Dolls.

1062
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, where like yeah Gutter, what.

1063
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: Was the first gutfow.

1064
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 3: Was the first one that one almost lines up with

1065
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 3: Sparkle and Fade, and then their next one which went

1066
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 3: uh dizzy up the girl yep kind of lines up

1067
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 3: with so much for the after Glow, and then after

1068
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,360
Speaker 3: that they were like, we're just adult contemporary and that

1069
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 3: was about the same spot that you like when you

1070
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 3: listen to Boy named Goo, when you listen to uh,

1071
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 3: Sparkling Fade, you're just like, this isn't a adult contemporary band,

1072
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 3: like this.

1073
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: Is a punk like a rock you know, Dizzy the

1074
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: Girl that's.

1075
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 3: Sixty percent rock, like forty percent punk, like twenty percent pop.

1076
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:09,240
Speaker 2: Like they're but they're definitely edgier.

1077
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: They they found themselves in a position where they're like,

1078
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: you know, we started this thing and uh, we wanted

1079
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:20,919
Speaker 1: to play our We'll play our way, We'll play our songs,

1080
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 1: our music, and then you know, then you some songs

1081
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,280
Speaker 1: pop off, you get an album that explodes, the tour's huge,

1082
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: money's good, and now you're paying for a lot of

1083
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 1: people to have jobs, and now you got to make

1084
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: sure you continue that, you know, and it's then it's

1085
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 1: just kind of your part of the machine now, which

1086
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: is fine.

1087
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 2: The music.

1088
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 1: I still enjoy Google's music to this day, but I

1089
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: don't listen to it like I listened to the old stuff.

1090
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, that which described in it. This is probably you know,

1091
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:56,240
Speaker 3: the stratosphere. Like artists like Eminem his first like three albums,

1092
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 3: like each one was just better than the other, like

1093
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 3: you reached the l peak and then by twenty ten,

1094
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 3: it was like he was back down in like the

1095
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 3: like still producing singles, but like the albums, like everything

1096
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 3: that got in a little stale. He got off the

1097
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 3: drugs and then all of a sudden like made you know,

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00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:15,919
Speaker 3: the resurgence that he's had kind of in the last

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00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 3: like six years.

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00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: We're just gonna say he was sober after those first three.

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00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not that you can't be sober and

1102
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 1: create amazing art, but there was there was something there.

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00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. So you're at the grocery store.

1104
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:32,839
Speaker 2: I'm at the grocery store.

1105
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: I have my my goods paper and plastic, plastic paper.

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00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 1: You went with plastic, and then your bagger can see.

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00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:45,359
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, all right, thank you for the recap there. Yep.

1108
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 2: So it's football Sunday. We've established that Viking's lost. Yes,

1109
00:54:54,719 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 2: So the cashier is just like, oh, have a have

1110
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 2: you been watching some football today?

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00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,800
Speaker 3: And I said, yeah, some, And she was just like,

1112
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 3: I figure, I figure she's like my dad's middle aged

1113
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,359
Speaker 3: and he watches football all day.

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00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, you're middle aged. Huh.

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00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 3: And I was just shocked. I mean, just even repeating

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00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 3: it now, I'm shocked. Yeah, like this is a tough thing,

1117
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 3: like mortality. Do you like just all these things going

1118
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 3: through your mind?

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00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: Do you.

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: Two questions, One what do you consider be middle aged?

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00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: And two you must think you're just gonna live forever.

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00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 2: Well, And so that got pointed out to me at

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00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 2: one point.

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00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 3: Uh. They were like, do you think you're gonna live

1126
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 3: in your eighties? And I was just like, yeah, but

1127
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 3: probably not much after that. And they were like, it

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00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 3: sounds like you might be middle aged.

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00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 2: It's like that got you. My dad used to have

1130
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 2: a saying when I was a kid that used to

1131
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 2: drive me crazy.

1132
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 3: He has most things your dad says drive me crazy,

1133
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,400
Speaker 3: but he used to anytime I call him old or

1134
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,720
Speaker 3: say like, oh that's that's old or old fashioned.

1135
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 2: You know, I'd be like, Oh that's not old.

1136
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 3: I'm a young punk kid, yep, that's And he would

1137
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 3: always say something about that, and I would always just

1138
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 3: roll my like my eyes would go back into the

1139
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 3: back of my head as I was rolling them.

1140
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got stuck that one time. They get that doctor.

1141
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 2: I think that was when we first met.

1142
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: Shout out doctor, let's.

1143
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 2: Rap a lot of the medical community. Yeah, you know

1144
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 2: that that was a tough thing for me to hear

1145
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 2: as a kid. Yeah.

1146
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 3: Now now I feel like that would be something I

1147
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,840
Speaker 3: would say and not even realize the irony.

1148
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 1: Yep, that's a that's that's a pure like like example

1149
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 1: of you all are in fact no way because you

1150
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: are throwing out those cliches. You weren't just hitting them

1151
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 1: boom boom boom boom, and you believe them like you

1152
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: don't just Sam, you believe them.

1153
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I'm there too, man, I know that I

1154
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 3: sent I sent, you know, a text to our group texts.

1155
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 2: It's just something like, guys, I'm having I'm having tough time.

1156
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 2: You really really use some support.

1157
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: Oh man, but here you are you survived?

1158
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh so then you know, just to kind of emphasize,

1159
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 2: you know, how young this cashier was. So in my cart,

1160
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 2: I had a.

1161
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 3: Twelve pack of White Claw and a twelve pack of

1162
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 3: october Fest, so I threw them up on the conveyor

1163
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 3: belt and she was just like, are these alcohol? And

1164
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 3: its just like I just want to crawl under the

1165
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 3: cart now, like and just die, like, haven no use

1166
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 3: to society?

1167
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 1: Did did she say it just like that, are these alcohol?

1168
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 1: Please tell me what you.

1169
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 2: Did for you? Yes?

1170
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 1: That's incredible. Yes, it's incredible. What a what just so innocent?

1171
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 2: But I'm you know, I mean, I'm a middle aged

1172
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 2: man apparently so a bit of a coward. I didn't

1173
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:20,840
Speaker 2: even have you know, she had to call her.

1174
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 3: Manager over to ring up the alcohol and the manager's

1175
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 3: doing again the small talk thing, and did you find everything?

1176
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 2: And I had my chance that I could have just

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00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 2: laid this kid out.

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00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, physically, you just just knock brought the hammer on

1179
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 3: her and just talked about how unprofessional it was to

1180
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 3: compare me to her middle aged football watching father.

1181
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 1: Right, but you did you did? Do?

1182
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, I couldn't do that, because

1183
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 2: who knows, I might know her dad, I might work

1184
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 2: with him, I might hang out with him already.

1185
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: You probably do. You guys freak with the same grocery stores.

1186
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 1: It's a tangled Yeah, you're in the same community, even

1187
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: you know, the grocery store is the community hub to

1188
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: where everyone in the community goes. It's one of the

1189
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: few shared things that everybody in the community.

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00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 2: Are you middle aged datting me right now?

1191
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: I am? Yeah, you are wearing a quarter zip.

1192
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 3: And really, when you're looking at the community, you can

1193
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 3: really look at a rage around the grocery store of

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00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 3: Fi No.

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00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 1: Six seven Blocks six seven. That's that's how you know

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00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:42,439
Speaker 1: that you have a like or how you can tell

1197
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 1: kind of the vibe of a community, of a neighborhood

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00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 1: is based on its grocery store. You know, is it vibrant?

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00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 1: Has got energy? You can feel the energy when you

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00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 1: walk in. You know, you've walked into some highvy stores

1201
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 1: and you've felt energy. You've also walked into some and

1202
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't know how they designed these doors,

1203
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 1: Like how did they design these doors to get people

1204
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 1: in that here? Like, I know you've done that.

1205
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 2: Those are the things I worry about.

1206
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I worry about if they ask plastic or paper

1207
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 1: which one was first? And where do they put the

1208
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 1: little carts?

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01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 2: We're on the food Chaine.

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01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'll tell you what. We were actually going

1211
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 1: to do an entire episode on like our top and

1212
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:35,520
Speaker 1: worst lists of the year, and instead we talked about, uh,

1213
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 1: you go to the grocery store firm.

1214
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 2: Well, you did say one of the worst things.

1215
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll tell you what. Yeah, I'll tell you what.

1216
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,959
Speaker 1: One of the worst things of the year was jelly rolls.

1217
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 1: Shaving that beard off. Have you seen him?

1218
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 3: I can only imagine, Oh, where's my phone. I will

1219
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 3: look it up here, but describe it for the for

1220
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 3: the audience.

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01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: Well, it looks like a ball sack his face. I

1222
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 1: mean you he and I know why he did it.

1223
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:05,440
Speaker 1: And again it he's losing a lot of weight. Have

1224
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 1: you seen how much weight jelly Roll has lost? I

1225
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 1: mean it's in he was on game day earlier this year.

1226
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 1: He looks amazing, like, good for him, continue to work, man,

1227
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: And it's you know, he's doing it for him. You know,

1228
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 1: he just wants to keep going.

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01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 2: I put in jelly Roll shaved oh no, and clicked

1230
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 2: on images and Google gave me the are you a robot?

1231
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1232
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 3: It's even more wild with his tattoos, just because it

1233
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 3: does it makes him look like Appalachia.

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01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 1: So he's yeah, he just right, that's the thing. He

1235
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 1: just looks so normal now. And then he did it.

1236
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 1: He want to show Kase how much weight he sauces,

1237
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:52,720
Speaker 1: which is awesome. That beard was cool. It's kind of

1238
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 1: a look.

1239
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 2: So jelly Roll is at in actual food.

1240
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 1: A jelly roll, I don't know, is that like a

1241
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 1: jelly donut called Roll.

1242
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what.

1243
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 3: Kind of bake good would you compare him to now

1244
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 3: that he's they shaved like a baguette.

1245
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I could see.

1246
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 1: That, maybe Eve an Italian loaf, because I mean.

1247
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 2: That's the thing too.

1248
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 3: I mean between the tattoos, the big beard, the hair,

1249
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 3: I mean, those wrinkles are on display.

1250
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 1: They are there. Yeah, shown his age a little bit. Yeah,

1251
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 1: he I'm I'm a Jelly roll fan. I disagree with

1252
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 1: shaving that beard that. I'd say it was one of

1253
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 1: the worst shaves of the year.

1254
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,120
Speaker 2: So and there you go, and.

1255
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 1: That's our episode that concludes a year in review, and

1256
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 1: that was it. Well, congratulations Guest of the Year, Eric Larsen. Uh,

1257
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 1: thanks for all the work you did. I'll laugh with

1258
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:52,240
Speaker 1: me this year. You know, I was thinking about it.

1259
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, what was like some of my favorite

1260
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 1: moments of when you were on the pod. It's got

1261
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 1: to be when you weren't even here and you were

1262
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 1: calling in and you called in and you had your

1263
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 1: idea for the car wash and you were like, what

1264
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 1: what does strippers do at night? We gotta we gotta

1265
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:14,040
Speaker 1: get them working, and it just I still can't. I'm

1266
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 1: still not like thinking about that, because like why do

1267
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 1: we make them work day and night? Like, just let

1268
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:18,640
Speaker 1: them be.

1269
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 2: You gotta respect the hustle man. Just let them live

1270
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 2: their life straight. Cash homie ye.

1271
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 1: Car wash by day, poll by night, the A. If

1272
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 1: you ever write a book, that's got to be the title.

1273
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 2: I can't name the book, laugh with me.

1274
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can certainly do that.

1275
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 2: That'll help promotion.

1276
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the author the author bio will be my

1277
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 3: introduction transportation to the giant uh fifth speaker at Central.

1278
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 2: Former multi time fantasy champion.

1279
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 1: Hopefully never champion again.

1280
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 2: Probably not not the probably not.

1281
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 1: All right, all right, Well, thanks for being on the show,

1282
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,040
Speaker 1: and congrats again on guests of the year.

1283
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 2: Happy to be here. I heart laugh with me. iHeartRadio.