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Speaker 1: It's Friday. You found our podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're so glad you're here.

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Speaker 1: And today is so amazing because it's Jeffrey's song of

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Speaker 1: the week.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, the best parody that you'll hear

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Speaker 3: well at least today. All right, it's going to happen

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Speaker 3: right here in this podcast.

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Speaker 4: A twenty year study just came out. Okay, and this

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Speaker 4: is something I've been waiting years for on this show

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Speaker 4: because they finally figured out the one thing you need

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Speaker 4: to do every day that's scientifically proven to make you happier.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, and.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait to tell our audience because I think

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Speaker 4: we're all gonna be blown away. It's gonna change all

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Speaker 4: our lives instantly.

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Speaker 1: If this is leading into like listen to Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: Like, it's not that the one thing that you need

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Speaker 4: to do is oh no, what what we're late? I

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Speaker 4: wish I had time to tell you about.

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Speaker 1: No, no, what's gonna be happy? And it's all your fault.

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Speaker 4: You gotta do w CII, which clip is it? You

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Speaker 4: would have taken five seconds viral sound bites and only

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Speaker 4: enough time to play one of them. We're gonna get

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Speaker 4: right into your choices. Option one is a twenty six

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Speaker 4: second clip of a school official announcing a snow day

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Speaker 4: by wrapping along to the Fresh Prince of bel Air

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Speaker 4: theme song. Or Option two is a twenty three second

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Speaker 4: clip of a young woman who shares a secret dating

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Speaker 4: hack on how to meet more eligible gentlemen. So what's

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Speaker 4: it gonna be? Snow day jingle or Lonely Girl Mingle.

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Speaker 4: Alexis Lonely Girl Mingle obviously brooke.

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Speaker 1: My votes for the educators in this country. They're working hard.

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Speaker 1: Let's go, Principal.

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Speaker 4: Jose, you got the final say.

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Speaker 5: When it comes down to me, pick for Alexis. I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna go with the thirsty girl trap.

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Speaker 4: Let's listen to a young woman sharing a secret dating

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Speaker 4: hack on how to meet more eligible men.

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Speaker 5: Turns out, if.

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Speaker 6: You're looking for love, all you need to do is

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Speaker 6: go to Home Depot at eight thirty in the morning

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Speaker 6: on a Wednesday. They're there, literally everywhere. I am the

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Speaker 6: only woman in that entire store. So, ladies, if you're

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Speaker 6: struggling to find love, grab yourself a cup of coffee,

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Speaker 6: throw on some messcarat, and head to Home Depot at

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Speaker 6: eight thirty on a Wednesday.

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Speaker 4: Girl, I got.

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Speaker 2: You I heard this, but now guys know this, and

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Speaker 2: now the guys are.

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Speaker 5: Going there.

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Speaker 2: Married men, alexis why that was?

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Speaker 4: Which claim is it? And if you're still wondering about

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Speaker 4: the number one thing you need to do each day

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Speaker 4: to make it happier, it's having one solid, meaningful conversation

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Speaker 4: with someone Ah mixpil for Phil, like with our digital

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Speaker 4: producer Jake, Jake, I want you to make us all

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Speaker 4: happy right now, engage us in some solid conversation in

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Speaker 4: three two one happy, very natural.

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Speaker 7: However hard we tried. There are some things in life

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Speaker 7: we can't escape, death taxes, and almost daily I have

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Speaker 7: to hear Brooke and Jeffrey refer to the catch me

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Speaker 7: outside girl as Bob.

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Speaker 8: Bobby It's bad baby, Ready.

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Speaker 4: Day baby favorite.

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Speaker 7: But there are certain things of life that you'll try

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Speaker 7: to escape from, but somehow they just keep on showing

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Speaker 7: back up again, which is why a new survey asked

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Speaker 7: a thousand people to name something you get rid of

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Speaker 7: that always seems to come back. I have the top

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Speaker 7: five answers on the board for another edition of Unglued

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Speaker 7: Family Feud. Let's start with the guy who was born

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Speaker 7: with a silver spoon in an orifice, that was not

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Speaker 7: his mouth, Young Jeffrey, name something you get rid of

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Speaker 7: that always seems to come back?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Could it be a certain type of you know,

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Speaker 4: transmitted rash?

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Speaker 1: I knew you were gonna go. How did I.

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Speaker 4: Know that that may or may not have involved another

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Speaker 9: Could say?

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Speaker 1: Instead?

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Speaker 4: I could go into more detail, like let's say there

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Speaker 4: was this warehouse party where you had to have a

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Speaker 1: Can you bring a secret ointment if.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's why it keeps coming back after the ointment

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Speaker 4: for it? Jeffrey, Yeah, let's go with certain transmitted rashes

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Speaker 4: and diseases.

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Speaker 7: Warehouse rash is not the top five? Really, I double checked.

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Speaker 7: Warehouse rash is not the w R again to alexis

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Speaker 7: something you get rid of that always seems to come back?

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Is this supposed to be literally like some deep metaphors?

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Speaker 1: I thought for sure you would just say expend.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, that counts like you, yes, because I didn't know

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Speaker 4: You're the ex that keeps crawling back though that is

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Speaker 4: not true? What X is?

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Speaker 7: Number two on the expert all right, I'm going to

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 12: And I got bought one of these when I was

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Speaker 12: a child, and I could never get rid of it.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 5: A boomerang?

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Speaker 12: Every time I threw it, it always just came right

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Speaker 12: on back, Jake.

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Speaker 1: Because I throw boomerangs and they just fall to the ground.

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Speaker 1: Never once have I ever gotten a.

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Speaker 12: Bad stopped playing with it because I think I threw

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Speaker 12: it right once and it came back and hit me like.

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Speaker 13: This.

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Speaker 4: You got to flick the wrist, just like at the warehouse.

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Speaker 1: Practice with you, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So I'm gonna say boomerang for the group.

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Speaker 7: Okay, boomerang number five.

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Speaker 5: Really, Oh my gosh, so.

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Speaker 7: Far we've gotten your exes and boomerang.

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Speaker 3: Let's go.

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Speaker 1: I'm just thinking of things.

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Speaker 4: Don't say it. I know what you're thinking. Mother in law.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure she listens to this show.

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Speaker 3: No, I was actually thinking of of dishes, wing.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: In my life, these are things that continually get rid of,

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Speaker 3: and they're always dirty dishes.

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Speaker 7: Dirty dishes is not in the top five. Let's go

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Speaker 7: over to Jeffrey. Something you want to get rid of

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Speaker 7: that always seems to come back for.

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Speaker 4: Some reason, I'm stuck on bodily functions. I think I'm

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Speaker 4: onto something here because before the warehouse parties, back when

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Speaker 4: rid of that keeps coming back on your face, what

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Speaker 4: you'd always have to buy. I got proactive, and even

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Speaker 4: as good as that was, it would skin. Now I do.

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Speaker 4: But back when I was a teenager, you know, it

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Speaker 4: doesn't matter what you do, it would keep coming back, and.

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Speaker 5: Only on your face.

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Speaker 3: You don't see the area one that you were overreacting.

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Speaker 4: I'll show you some photos if you really want to see,

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Speaker 4: but let me do unwanted zits zits.

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Speaker 7: Number one was close, yeah, go over the top five.

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Speaker 7: Something you get rid of that always seems to come back.

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Speaker 7: Number one zits pimples acne. Jeffery got that, Alexis got

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Speaker 7: number two men your ex ladies. Number three on the

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Speaker 7: list was bugs, yeah, misquitos.

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Speaker 1: Ants.

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Speaker 7: Number four was a cold, the same cold for twenty years.

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Speaker 7: And then number five Jose nailed that with a boomera.

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Speaker 5: I cannot.

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Speaker 4: Well, Brooke is gonna be taking the shock today. Somebody

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Speaker 4: wanted to hear. Never gonna give you up? By Rick Astley.

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Speaker 7: Remember thought This was by Rick Ross.

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Speaker 3: Never Gonna give you Up, Never Gonna let you down,

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Speaker 3: Never Gonna run around and dessert.

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Speaker 4: That's your shock Collar question of the day. Phone taps

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Speaker 4: coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Brook, have you ever had to google the answer to

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Speaker 4: something that your kid asked you just so that you

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Speaker 4: wouldn't look like an idiot?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but my kids know I'm kind of an idiot,

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Speaker 3: so it's not like I'm still honest with that.

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Speaker 5: I'm it.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: When they asked, like, Mom, can you google this? They

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Speaker 5: don't even ask exactly.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning because there's a

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Speaker 4: new poll.

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Speaker 5: Update on the pole.

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Speaker 4: I'd asked thousands of parents with children ages six and under,

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Speaker 4: and the average person says they can't answer half of

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Speaker 4: any more. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The most common questions just have to do with the

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Speaker 4: things that kids are simply trying to understand about the

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Speaker 4: world around right, like how do planes stay up in

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Speaker 4: the air?

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Speaker 10: Mom?

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Speaker 1: Magic?

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Speaker 5: Oh my dad for going?

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Speaker 4: He'd be like, it is called left.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hit an accent when you hit these.

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Speaker 4: Miles an hour and I'd be like, never mind, dad,

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Speaker 4: you actually retained that pretty? Or how does a cell

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Speaker 4: phone work? Okay, I don't know. Why does mommy only

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Speaker 12: Wait a minute, Google has no answers.

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Speaker 4: The parents were also asked the name the most interesting

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Speaker 4: question that their child has ever asked them, and some

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Speaker 4: of the best ones were why don't crabs have eyebrows?

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Speaker 1: They'd be so much more expressive.

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Speaker 4: Little mister crabs from SpongeBob. Another question, what's faster fire

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Speaker 4: or dust?

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Speaker 5: It depends.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go with fire. I'm putting my money

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Speaker 1: on fire, not even going to google it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, why do you want to know the answer to

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Speaker 4: that question?

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Speaker 10: Yeah? True?

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Speaker 4: And finally, why don't babies come out of mommy's mouth?

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't that be easier?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 14: Man?

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Speaker 1: And honestly, but it's easy.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you that much can bigger open.

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Speaker 4: Brook? Why are you doing it the hard way? Make

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Speaker 4: it easier on yourself? And it's thanks to questions like

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Speaker 4: those and stuff they learn in school. Eighty one percent

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Speaker 4: of parents say they'd learn just as much from their

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Speaker 4: child as their child learns from.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm i tell you I feel so much smarter

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Speaker 3: post kids. It's like I am going back to elementary

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Speaker 3: school right now. Yeah, teacher sending us YouTube videos on

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Speaker 3: how to do long division.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, let's go.

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Speaker 4: The number one place for kids to learn weird stuff

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Speaker 4: to teach their mom and dad yep is during Laser Stories. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: so make sure you're listening, kids, it's coming up next.

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Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that finally secured a big name

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Speaker 4: celeb to endorse his prophylactic company, Nick Cannon's Colossal Condoms.

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Speaker 4: They were almost forty percent of the time.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that that's good endorsement.

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Speaker 4: Good luck with Laser Stories, the segment where we read

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Speaker 4: This next lays the stories out of Miami's. Recently, there

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Speaker 4: Well, the reason that they're going there first is because

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Speaker 4: First, they included map images of Kentucky's green rolling hills

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Speaker 1: Alexis, is your mom on like the tourism board for

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she is, So I need to tell her

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Speaker 4: According to calculations, the ads should reach its target demo

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Speaker 9: Red.

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Speaker 4: If the message works, extraterrestrials should hop in their spaceships

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Speaker 5: They can't just take a train or something.

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Speaker 4: We want more, Yeah, get all their friends to cross

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Speaker 4: say it eight so Joe HQ.

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Speaker 15: Nostalgia death, something that that ceases to exist even though

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Speaker 1: Wait, you mean, like the soap operas we started with.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, something that went away that you didn't even realize

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Speaker 1: That zebra gum.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, the best gum in the world for five seconds.

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Speaker 4: That stuff, and the rappers had printed temporary tattoos on

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Speaker 4: It was launched back in nineteen sixty and it came

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Speaker 4: As usual, when stuff like this happened, some opportunists ran

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Speaker 4: Oh really remember the tagline that he had Humpers Bumpers

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Speaker 4: business just kept rolling in Lazer Stories has come to

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Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Once this long cold winter finally comes to an end.

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Speaker 4: Do you know how many thirsty single dudes are going

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Speaker 4: to be out cruising the streets looking for easy, low

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Speaker 1: I don't, but I have a feeling you do.

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Speaker 4: I do. And if you're one of those dudes, well

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Speaker 4: is embarrassing. Yeah, I can't believe it, but looks like

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Speaker 4: I've won another award. Oh really, I guess I was

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Speaker 4: It's nice of you to admit that, Brooke. And it

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Speaker 4: So when I saw that, I thought this is gonna

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Speaker 1: It's like you could borrow Jeffrey's chaps.

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Speaker 10: You can.

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Speaker 4: Number seven, get one hundred dollars haircut and post a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do not post a receipt picture? That is terrible?

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Speaker 4: But the translation, here is a guy who spends a

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Speaker 3: The translation should be I can spend my money on

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Speaker 4: That's not how relations I'm pretty sure it is. Numbers six,

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Speaker 1: Wow, it says to me you care?

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Speaker 16: It does?

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Speaker 4: It does the guy with the organic produce.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so spend a lot of money on your produce,

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Speaker 1: Because how is that helping anybody else but you?

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Speaker 4: to women. Number five. Become a regular at some place. Plush,

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Speaker 4: VIP at that hook allowed. Number four is renovate a

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Speaker 4: room in your place, ask an interior decorator for her

452
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Speaker 4: honest opinion. Then spruce your living situation up, and you're golden.

453
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Speaker 1: Oh yep, I am still on this really. Oh my god.

454
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Speaker 3: The worst is like the obvious, like black leather couch

455
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Speaker 3: that you've had.

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Speaker 1: Since you were nineteen years old.

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Speaker 5: Totally, Yeah, you need to get rid of that. Well,

458
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Speaker 5: I am going to get onto your designer. When I move,

459
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Speaker 5: I'm just gonna get a whole new blade, whole new.

460
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Speaker 2: Furniture to burn it down.

461
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Speaker 4: I'm glad I got the approval of this is You're

462
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Speaker 4: sounding more and more irresistible the more.

463
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Speaker 1: It's amazing. What a picture, A real picture.

464
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Speaker 4: On the wall. Number three from the list from Men's

465
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Speaker 4: Health magazine about the top ways to make yourself irresistible

466
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Speaker 4: to women. Throw a big bash, hire a DJ caterer, bartender,

467
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Speaker 4: and invite everybody. You know. It's expensive, but it can.

468
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Speaker 11: Hurt in my basic because I like all these well,

469
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Speaker 11: they are because they all boiled down to this person

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Speaker 11: has a lot of money.

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Speaker 4: List a lot of money, a lot of connections, a

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Speaker 4: lot of friends.

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Speaker 13: Right.

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Speaker 4: Number two on the list is read Gabriel Marquez novels

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Speaker 4: out in public.

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Speaker 5: What you lost?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: ID a lot?

479
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Speaker 1: And I don't know who that is.

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Speaker 4: I didn't either, so I looked it up. It's some

481
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Speaker 4: Latin guy who wrote a bunch of fiction novels about

482
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Speaker 4: love and war and dreams.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that sounds like.

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Speaker 5: No, the girls are attracted to me. That would just

485
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Speaker 5: confuse them. They're like, oh, he can read.

486
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Speaker 3: You should like be honest into what you're into, you know,

487
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Speaker 3: And if you only read the back of cereal boxes

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Speaker 3: like Jose.

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Speaker 1: That's fine.

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Speaker 10: Ye.

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Speaker 4: Honesty isn't irresistible, Broke, I don't know what you're talking about. No,

492
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Speaker 4: you hold this guy's book out in public. It's like

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Speaker 4: bees to honey. Finally, the number one thing a man

494
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Speaker 4: can do to make himself irresistible, according to Men's Health magazine,

495
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Speaker 4: is yes, donate your time or money. Women dig guys

496
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Speaker 4: who are concerned about their fellow man.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, that.

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Speaker 1: Is so good.

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Speaker 12: I donate a lot of money, But you don't go

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Speaker 12: out and say I just donate.

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Speaker 3: That's why you need to donate your time, Like you

502
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Speaker 3: need to go down and actually put some volunteers hours

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Speaker 3: with kids donating.

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Speaker 1: Yeah really a guy with kids?

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Speaker 2: Well no, like, don't eat it helping kids.

506
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Speaker 5: The hungry kids. But you can't post I just donated

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Speaker 5: the hungry kids.

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Speaker 3: You need to find a cause to actually do something

509
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,360
Speaker 3: good because you want to, not because you want everybody

510
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Speaker 3: to see you do it.

511
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Speaker 5: Actually you have to care.

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Speaker 1: That's the key to this.

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Speaker 5: If there's any hungry kids listening.

514
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Speaker 15: In come to the studio, I want to That's that's.

515
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Speaker 4: Not soliciting children to come feed them. Organic fruit is

516
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Speaker 4: not on the list.

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Speaker 5: I fruit. That's a turn on.

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Speaker 4: You just said it. Give somehow come back slid during

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Speaker 4: this but uh texting to seven, eight, five, nine too,

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Speaker 4: Did the things from that list feel your resistible to you?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

522
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Speaker 5: Are you turned on?

523
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Speaker 1: Is that what you're asking?

524
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Speaker 4: How aroused are you on a scale of one to ten?

525
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Speaker 4: Listening in your cars right now? Text today? Okay, your

526
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Speaker 4: phone taps coming up right after this.

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Let me do your phone tap, phone tap, phone tap,

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Speaker 4: phone tap. You guys, you guys, not up with the

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Speaker 4: modern music. It's a modern music song.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, month, okay.

532
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Speaker 4: I got to educate these people, these old folks on

533
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Speaker 4: the music that's playing on that are you doing? I'm

534
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Speaker 4: doing a prop phone call a phone phone.

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Speaker 10: Today.

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Speaker 4: We call a guy who's currently at work, and he

537
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 4: called a pest control company to take care of a

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Speaker 4: be's nest that was close to his garage. And we're

539
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 4: just trying to let him know we found it, okay,

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Speaker 4: and also probably made it a lot worse. You'll find

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Speaker 4: out how Jose did that in your phone tap phone, phone,

542
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,120
Speaker 4: phone tap right now.

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Speaker 10: Another on the twenties.

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Speaker 9: Hello, Hey is this Brad?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Who's this?

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Speaker 12: This is Lenny from all the past control. Sorry, it's

548
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 12: kind of loud here. How's it going?

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Speaker 10: Well?

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Speaker 9: You know what? What what's going on over there?

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00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 12: You guys called about some bees on your property?

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Speaker 11: Right?

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00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 5: I found them? They're here.

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00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 9: Yeah? Is everything going?

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00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 5: Okay? Oh yeah? I had a few hiccups along the

556
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Speaker 5: way though.

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Speaker 12: I didn't have my normal gear with me so late

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Speaker 12: last night, tossing a few back okay, So yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 12: I I thought I could maybe just jump Bob and

560
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Speaker 12: then grab the hive real quick, throw it in the garbage.

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Speaker 5: But that was a bad decision.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I should have told.

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Speaker 9: I would have done it.

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Speaker 12: Shouldn't have done that. No, you don't do that. That's

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Speaker 12: not learned from me.

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Speaker 7: That's why I called it special. So what are you

567
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Speaker 7: doing now?

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Speaker 9: Is what is gone?

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Speaker 5: No, not at all. They're actually furious. I think I

570
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Speaker 5: made a more.

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Speaker 7: Ank Oh shoot, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.

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Speaker 12: Two questions, do you have a hide a key to

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Speaker 12: your house?

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Speaker 4: And two?

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Speaker 5: Any chance you have an EPI pen? I'm feeling a

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Speaker 5: little funny. What a lot of bees?

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, Wait a second.

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Speaker 9: Are you allergic to bees?

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Speaker 5: No? Well, actually I don't know.

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Speaker 12: I've never been stung before today, but I'm out. Oh

581
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Speaker 12: that's tingling, that's the weird sensation. And that's probably the

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Speaker 12: fourteenth time in five minutes I've been stung.

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Speaker 9: Okay, I don't I don't know what what do you

584
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Speaker 9: want from me? I mean this is predictably.

585
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Speaker 5: Should have worn a shirt.

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Speaker 9: You're not wearing a shirt.

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Speaker 4: No, I guess I was. You actively poked a beehive?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and you're allergic to the sand?

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Speaker 8: Byeah?

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Speaker 12: I did, looking back, probably would have done this a

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Speaker 12: little different.

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Speaker 5: I'm just really hung over.

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Speaker 7: Oh my my employer.

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Speaker 5: He wanted me to send you pictures when it was done.

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Speaker 5: But I can't. I can't feel my right arm anymore.

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Speaker 5: It's do you.

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Speaker 1: Need to call someone?

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Speaker 7: That isn't my issue. I hope you're not satisfactory work.

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Speaker 12: My right arm is two times bigger than my left arm.

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Speaker 5: I look like Popeye. Whoa, I'm dizzy.

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00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 9: Okay, you're having some sort of reaction.

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Speaker 7: What's happening isn't good?

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Speaker 17: You need medical attention?

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Speaker 12: Oh, medical attention, vension pension.

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Speaker 5: Now I'll be good.

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Speaker 9: I will No, No, you're not going to be good.

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Speaker 1: You need to go to a hospital.

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Speaker 5: I don't do hospitals.

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Speaker 12: I watched a documentary on Facebook. You know that they're

610
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Speaker 12: actually government front so they can throw arms to the conscis.

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Speaker 9: I'm calling that fun.

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Speaker 7: And they're coming to my house and giving you a

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Speaker 7: medical attention.

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Speaker 5: Oh I know what to do. I'm gonna take off

615
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Speaker 5: my pants. No, I'm a wrap the hive in it

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Speaker 5: and then I know, toss it in like a jacuzzi.

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Speaker 9: Here more.

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Speaker 5: No, No, the police, you're so kind.

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Speaker 9: Ambulance they're gonna be on their way all right.

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Speaker 5: Oh, all the bees are gone. Wait the plant's idea worked. Awesome.

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Speaker 9: What's happening? What's going on?

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Speaker 5: They must oh, they must have known. This is a

623
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Speaker 5: prank phone call, and they all flew away.

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Speaker 17: This is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 5: Yes, this is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: The phone tap on you.

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Speaker 5: I care for your I find your buddy. Eric actually

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Speaker 5: set you up.

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Speaker 12: He's like, you hired a past control to come out

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Speaker 12: this morning and deal with a bee problem.

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Speaker 5: Will you at work? Yeah? So he wanted us to

632
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Speaker 5: have a little fun with you.

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Speaker 10: Man.

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Speaker 12: I know you're stressed, so stupid, you're not gonna believe

635
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Speaker 12: what's swelling up?

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Speaker 9: Now?

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Speaker 13: This?

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Speaker 5: Actually I like it. I hope it stays.

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Speaker 9: Dude, that's rope.

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00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 12: Hey, that's what all the girls say.

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00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 10: Wake up every morning with long chats weekday mornings on

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Speaker 10: the twenties, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: For the ladies. If a guy ever delivers a really

644
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 4: cheesy pickup line, do you clean but cheesy? Ninety nine

645
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 4: times out of one hundred, it's over right there.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a one hundred for me.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you won't respond. You might show it to all

648
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 4: your friends and mock him for it, or if your

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00:31:54,800 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 4: alexis maybe set him up with your Momay please, what's up? Well, today,

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00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 4: one of our listeners took a little bit of a

651
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 4: different approach, and she responded to a really lame pickup line.

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Speaker 4: I'll just say the whole room was shocked by it,

653
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 4: not really in a good way, although Jose did say

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Speaker 4: that she was hilarious because.

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Speaker 1: Of its not typically a good sign.

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Speaker 4: Well, we'll see if you agree when you hear it

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Speaker 4: in the most awkward second date update we've heard maybe

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Speaker 4: all year, according to Jose at least that's coming up

659
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Speaker 4: next second dat day. Is it possible to accidentally catfish someone?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I guess we have people, let's say that

661
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Speaker 4: on our show all the time, where they showed up

662
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 4: to the date and oh no, he's even more attractive

663
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 4: than his pictures. I wasn't prepared for a Clooney Hemsworth

664
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Speaker 4: look alike. Woe is me?

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Speaker 5: I lost a bunch of wait and I'm super buffed now. Yeah,

666
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Speaker 5: I just.

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Speaker 1: Forgot to update my profile.

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Speaker 9: Hello.

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Speaker 4: No, yeah, Well, one of our listeners is worried she

670
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Speaker 4: may have unintentionally catfished her date. Her name's Morgan and

671
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 4: she's a solid six in her photos online, but in

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Speaker 4: eleven when you see her in person, isn't that right? Morgan?

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Speaker 1: Off the scale.

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Speaker 17: I wouldn't go that far. You guys, I'm probably like

675
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Speaker 17: a ten point five.

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Speaker 2: I don't know anyone that even calls themselves a tent

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Speaker 2: you funny?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Morgan, we want to help you here. Tell

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Speaker 4: us about the guy that you catfished by accident. What's

680
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 4: his name?

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00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, his name is Kent Okay, And you don't honestly

682
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 3: think that Kent isn't calling you back because you're too hot?

683
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 4: Right?

684
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 17: No, No, I mean.

685
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 14: That's not it. I just I mean some stuff happened

686
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 14: during the day, but we met online.

687
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 17: Look, I was like almost done with these apps because

688
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 17: I've been on some really gub page and like the

689
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 17: last day was this guy he actually asked me if

690
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 17: I could donate my kidney to his uncle.

691
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 4: On ft date.

692
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 3: He was sarious, was that is a good family member

693
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 3: that will just start dating randos just to find an

694
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:16,720
Speaker 3: organ donor.

695
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,919
Speaker 4: I mean I can understand that question. On a second date,

696
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 4: maybe it's a little bit too soon exactly.

697
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 17: I was like, can we just wait till we date

698
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 17: for a month and then maybe you know how about all.

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00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: I So you're about to delete your app? Is what

700
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:32,720
Speaker 1: you're saying?

701
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 14: Yeah, and then can reach out to me, and he

702
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 14: gave me the cheesiest line, is there an airport nearby?

703
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 14: Because my heart is taking off?

704
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 10: Oh god?

705
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 2: Not deleted?

706
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: Like I would think that that would be quicker.

707
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 4: How do you respond to that? Or do you even respond?

708
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 14: I wanted to mess with him, so I was like, oh, well,

709
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 14: thanks a lot.

710
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 17: My dad was a pilot, and he actually crushed.

711
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 5: Oh I got dark?

712
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 1: Wait is that true?

713
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 4: Little dark humor?

714
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 14: I know, but I was like I wanted to mess

715
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 14: anything because I thought it was like such a cheapy line.

716
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 17: I was like, oh yeah, and he was like, oh

717
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 17: my god, I'm so sorry.

718
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 14: I was like, no, I'm not kidding.

719
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 2: Just kidding about my dad's fiery dad.

720
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 10: Yeah.

721
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 3: I first he didn't that's.

722
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 4: A cute way to start off a conversation. Where did

723
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,280
Speaker 4: you turn that into a date somehow?

724
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 14: Yeah?

725
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 17: And so like we were just laughing and and then

726
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 17: he had me out for drinks. And what happened is

727
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:42,959
Speaker 17: that I decided to change my hairdoo right before going

728
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 17: on this date.

729
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,320
Speaker 1: That's the catfish part, right, Oh right.

730
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was a pretty dramatic change.

731
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 4: You went for the full makeover?

732
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Speaker 13: Yeah kind of.

733
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Speaker 14: I mean I went from blonde to back to bernard,

734
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 14: which is my natural color, and I actually went short hair.

735
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 5: That's a dramatic change.

736
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 1: So was he able to recognize you? Did you give

738
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Speaker 1: him a heads o?

739
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 10: No?

740
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 17: So he comes in and he doesn't even see.

741
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 14: Me, and like I had to wave at hair.

742
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, I'm here, because the.

743
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 17: Reactor was like, wow, I didn't even recognize you.

744
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,919
Speaker 5: I kind of in a good way.

745
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, did he at least cut like? Was it a compliment? Like, Wow,

746
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 4: you're so much prettier now?

747
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 17: I think it was just really surprised.

748
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 14: So no, it didn't come up as a compliment.

749
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 4: Okay, it was just like what.

750
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 3: I don't know if you're so much prettier now as

751
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 3: a compliment either, because it means.

752
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: Before I think we need to work on your compliment.

753
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 2: That's too cheesy.

754
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 4: All right, off to a little bit of a rocky

755
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 4: start here. Were you able to get things on track?

756
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 14: I did, So we sat down and we started talking

757
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,280
Speaker 14: and things got back on track, and actually we found

758
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 14: out the silly hobby that we have and comming.

759
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 17: You actually love karaoke, both of us.

760
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 5: That is a silly, stupid, stupid who.

761
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 4: Is dumb?

762
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,240
Speaker 1: Jeffrey loves karaoke.

763
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 10: It's like.

764
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 4: It is you.

765
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 17: We both apparently love to go a lot.

766
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Speaker 14: And so anyways, we bonded about that and then at

767
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 14: some point the other thing that happened that was a

768
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 14: little odd is that I have a ring on.

769
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 17: My finger and he actually noticed that. And it's not

770
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 17: a wedding ring or anything, but it is an old.

771
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 14: Promise ring from one of my first boyfriends. Wearing that well,

772
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Speaker 14: I love the ring and I wear the other finger.

773
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 14: It's not like I'm wearing it as and I'm engaged

774
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 14: or anything.

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00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 3: Okay, but it's like a diamond. It looks like an

776
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 3: engagement ring.

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00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,959
Speaker 17: It does look a little bit like an engagement ring.

778
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 14: Yes, yes, And so I told him and said, hey,

779
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 14: I just really love this ring. It's from an old boyfriend,

780
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 14: has nothing I mean, I don't even have any contact

781
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 14: with this person, and so it's just like really like it.

782
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 17: And so he I'm not even sure if he was

783
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 17: even weirded.

784
00:37:59,200 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 4: Out about that.

785
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 3: Strange that you even brought it up, because he may

786
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 3: have not even noticed it. I mean, if it's not

787
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 3: on that finger, dude, I don't know.

788
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 12: I know a lot of guys that don't forget to

789
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 12: look like I don't know, it's like I didn't look

790
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 12: at her fingers.

791
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 4: Or maybe when you said it was like one of

792
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 4: my ex boyfriends, you probably thought it was just a joke,

793
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 4: like your dad that had a plane crash.

794
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 5: Would have been funny. Yeah, he died in a tornado accident.

795
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 4: So how did you and can to end the day?

796
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 17: You know, it ended up just fine.

797
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,919
Speaker 14: We had a friendly hug and it seemed like things

798
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 14: were going to continue, like I'm going to reach out

799
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 14: to you and and then it just does not have

800
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 14: him been like that at all. So I reached out

801
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 14: a couple of times, and you know, his answers are

802
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 14: kind of short, and it's not the same kind of

803
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 14: back and forth that we had before.

804
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 5: It is the ring like just knowing someone.

805
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 2: I think it's not staying blonde. Y.

806
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 4: We we'll find out the real answer after we play

807
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 4: a song comeback called Kent and get your second date

808
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 4: update right after this. Okay, hold on, let's play a

809
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,760
Speaker 4: little game of Spot the Red Flag.

810
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 3: Okay, I like that game.

811
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you two are gonna let's try.

812
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 4: There's a blonde girl who shows up to the first

813
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 4: date with a totally different hair color, wearing an ex

814
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 4: boyfriend's promise ring, joking about her fake pilot dad crashing

815
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 4: his plane. I can't I can't find.

816
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: The red I see all green.

817
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 5: But you know what's good about red flags? You can

818
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 5: cut little red hearts out of.

819
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 9: I can.

820
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 4: So I don't know why Kent wouldn't be calling our

821
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 4: listener Morgan back after their first date.

822
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 5: I don't know, Brooke, what do you?

823
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 1: I am really at a loss. You know, I think

824
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: it's really normal to wear old p rings.

825
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because usually when you're like nineteen or

826
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 3: eighteen or whatever, you can afford a big dime.

827
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Speaker 4: Morgan, I mean, do you see anything wrong with what

828
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 4: happened on your first date?

829
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 9: There?

830
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 14: You guys, I don't call those red facts. I call

831
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 14: them having a sense of humor.

832
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 4: So the promise ring was a joke, funny flags? Okay, No, well,

833
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 4: it really doesn't matter what any of us think. It

834
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 4: all comes down to Kent and his opinion of your

835
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 4: first date. That's what we're going to try and get

836
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 4: from him right now. Okay, let's style his number and

837
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 4: hope that he picks up.

838
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: Yes, no numbers also red flas here we.

839
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 4: Go, well heyesus Kent.

840
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, who do you think we are?

841
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 5: Not a good question?

842
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 4: Maybe he might guess right, highly doubt it.

843
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm going to get somebody. I'm not keen on

844
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 9: talking to you.

845
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 4: Congratulations, who are you? We are a morning radio show.

846
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh okay.

847
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 4: It's about the standard answer that we get a lot

848
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 4: of the times when we do these. But we're doing

849
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 4: something called a second date update. We're trying to get

850
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 4: some answers for our listener Morgan on why you're not

851
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 4: calling her back after going out with her?

852
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 9: Uh oh oh yeah, that's.

853
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: Like good because you know she obviously liked you.

854
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we demand answers.

855
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: Can you literally could not be more awkward?

856
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 4: It's like court now, you know, Ken, we can ask nicely,

857
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 4: why don't you call in Morgan back after you guys

858
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 4: had such a great first date.

859
00:41:55,760 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 9: She's our friend, she's what did she call you?

860
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, she reached out to us and told us all

861
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 4: about your first hang out together, and she did. Overall

862
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 4: it seemed pretty good, but she did mention there were

863
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 4: a few possible awkward moments, like she brought up that

864
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 4: she looked a little bit different than her photos online.

865
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,839
Speaker 1: Well, so different that you didn't even recognize her.

866
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, that was a little shocking.

867
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Speaker 1: Upset you.

868
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 9: No, I'm so pretty and most importantly, I think like

869
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 9: her personality is the same.

870
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: So answer.

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00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 4: So, if that's the case, then was there something else

872
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 4: that happened on the date, because she says that she's

873
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 4: been trying to reach out to you, but you've been

874
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 4: kind of avoiding her via text.

875
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 9: Well, I don't know if she told you about the

876
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 9: whole ring situation.

877
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 4: What ring situation?

878
00:42:54,280 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 18: Yeah, this promise ring from her ex boyfriend had given

879
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 18: her and they were together for like five years, and

880
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 18: I guess it meant a lot to him and her.

881
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,800
Speaker 1: And oh you got that much detail? Huh?

882
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 2: Yeah did you not?

883
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you, Ken, she didn't mention that

884
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 4: she was wearing an ex's ring, but we didn't know

885
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 4: the story behind it, that they were together for five years,

886
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 4: or whatever else happened with it.

887
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 9: Oh, well, there's a little more. Basically, she's uh, when

888
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 9: they broke up, he asked for it back and she said.

889
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: No, wow, sorry, Well, I mean it's just a promise ring.

890
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 5: Is that one though.

891
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,720
Speaker 9: Yeah, but I mean it's also like a broken promise,

892
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 9: you know, Yeah, that's true.

893
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 1: What upset you? I don't understand that.

894
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 9: Just something about that bothers me that I guess he

895
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 9: was kind of lousy that he asked for it back,

896
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 9: but he did ask for it back and she said no.

897
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 9: But then on top of that, and this is like

898
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 9: kind of the uh. I don't want to call it

899
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 9: the clincher, but like, but really sticking to my craw

900
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 9: is that, you know, she knows apparently that he follows

901
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 9: her on Insta, and so every time she poses for

902
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 9: pictures she makes sure the ring is like visible so

903
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 9: you can create.

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Speaker 5: So it's like his way back in someday.

905
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 3: No, I think it's revenge, Like it's proving to him, like, ha,

906
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:23,919
Speaker 3: still got your ring?

907
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 5: Right?

908
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 9: Well, I mean whatever it is, it's like she's still

909
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 9: wearing his ring and Bill needs something. It's not just

910
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 9: a piece of jewelry to her. It has to do

911
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 9: with him.

912
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels like it, right, We should find out?

913
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, how do we do that? Jeff?

914
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 4: I guess we We could call her and ask, but

915
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 4: oh wait, she's already on the line.

916
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 10: Ye.

917
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 4: The type of person creepily waits on the other line,

918
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 4: listening in on other people's conversations. I guess that's Morgan.

919
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 4: That's the type of person Morgan.

920
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 3: Hi.

921
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 9: Oh, okay, well, so she's been listening to all hers.

922
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 4: I didn't even realize that that's totally on her. It is, Morgan.

923
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 4: What were you doing there?

924
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 18: I'm bad girl?

925
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 11: Yeahlining that girl, Well, I think you're putting too much

926
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 11: weight on this ring, saying I mean I kept the

927
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 11: ring because I liked the ring and I.

928
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 14: Wear I wore that ring for a really long time

929
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 14: and I'm not going to take it off for taking

930
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 14: a picture for Instagram.

931
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 4: Has nothing to do with you have any secret feelings

932
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 4: for your ex boyfriend.

933
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 14: No, I mean he wasn't a nice person to me,

934
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 14: especially when the relationship ended. So yeah, I mean, I

935
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 14: want to make sure that he can see for my

936
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 14: pictures that I'm still wearing the ring.

937
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,879
Speaker 4: All right, So she doesn't think about him at all,

938
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 4: There you go. Just when she posts directly at him online,

939
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 4: could get back at him for all the horrible things

940
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 4: he didn't like.

941
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 5: I do sag him in every photo.

942
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 4: Fairly healthy, healthy sort of sounds like to me.

943
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: It sounds like you talked about him a lot on

944
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: your date.

945
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean he wanted to know why I was

946
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 14: wearing the ring, and so I told him the story.

947
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 14: But I mean, I don't have feelings for my ex.

948
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 9: I mean to me, it sounds like, you know, you

949
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 9: may not have feelings like you want to be with

950
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 9: him anymore, but you certainly have feelings like you want

951
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 9: him to see you living your life. He's still important

952
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 9: to you. And I'm starting with my exes, like, if

953
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 9: there's drama, I'm not trying to post for them, I'm

954
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 9: blocking them.

955
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 4: But what's the point of posting online if your exes

956
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 4: aren't supposed to see and like that's the whole reason

957
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 4: we do anything.

958
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 17: I mean, I'm not flaunting it.

959
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 14: I'm just not taking it off.

960
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 2: I don't know the people post ring pictures slot.

961
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're saying that you're still not going to

962
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 1: take it off.

963
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 14: Exactly, I'm gonna wear it because it's my ring.

964
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 17: He gave it to me and I want to use it.

965
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 17: I'm not wearing on the other finger. No, I'm not

966
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 17: engaged to anybody.

967
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,720
Speaker 5: Maybe the promise was that she'll never take it off.

968
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 12: Yeah, it doesn't have to be like another promise that

969
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 12: we're thinking maybe the only way she'll take it off

970
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,959
Speaker 12: is if Kent gives her an even bigger.

971
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 4: Nicer and it all starts with you going on another

972
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 4: date with her, Kent, that will pay for.

973
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,799
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean it's Kent's up, Fred.

974
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 17: I really like you, Kent.

975
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: I mean no red flats here, Kent. I don't see

976
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: anything she's gonna have Like ten.

977
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 4: You can even take a picture with her together with

978
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 4: the two of you and your brand new ring and

979
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 4: post it right at her ex boyfriend.

980
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 9: Are you guys buying the ring or just the date?

981
00:47:56,320 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 5: We can barely afford the day, bro, I mean, look.

982
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 9: I thought we had good chemistry. I like you, so

983
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,720
Speaker 9: I'll try it out. But honestly, I am not about

984
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 9: the drama, not about you. You know, your relationship with

985
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 9: your ex.

986
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: You're saying yes, but you don't want the drama.

987
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 2: I don't know that I've changed your hair just going

988
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 2: through something.

989
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 9: I can't tell that you guys are talking me into

990
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 9: it or out of it.

991
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 4: I can't tell either, But I do want to know

992
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 4: what happens on date number two.

993
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 2: You guys are going out again?

994
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 9: Yeah? Why not?

995
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I guess miracles do happen? Guys, you

996
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 4: want to start taking bets on how many dates they

997
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 4: last brooke? What do you got?

998
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 2: Half a one?

999
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 4: I was gonna go with one and a half. You

1000
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 4: think it's not even the full date?

1001
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: Okay to showing up again with the ring.

1002
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 14: So if my ring and I are what I want,

1003
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 14: I mean, and.

1004
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,839
Speaker 4: If you if your ex boyfriend's listening to this on podcasts,

1005
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,359
Speaker 4: somebody missed out.

1006
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: Yeah he feels that.

1007
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,919
Speaker 10: Broking free in the morning got.

1008
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,720
Speaker 4: A text into seventy five nine to two that says,

1009
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 4: I think that actually was my ex and I want

1010
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,399
Speaker 4: her back OHO at least the ring.

1011
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 3: Yeah it is, so I cannot believe they're going out again.

1012
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not? And I know it?

1013
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think we've all held on to

1014
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,800
Speaker 4: stuff from our previous relationships and it doesn't mean anything.

1015
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 2: Promise R Jeffer than I promise.

1016
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: There were so many red flags in this situation.

1017
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 4: I've got fingernails and skin samples from my exes, but.

1018
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 5: Not weird like I'm obsessed with you.

1019
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 4: I smell these every day kind of way, just a

1020
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 4: regular I hold on to stuff that makes me happy.

1021
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 5: So what if they all updates and times on them.

1022
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you put them next year hair doll or no? Oh,

1023
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: that would be weird. Sorry, that would.

1024
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 4: Be weird and geez. Anyway, if you ever want to

1025
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 4: get a second date update, you can email the show.

1026
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 4: We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back and

1027
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 4: check out all of the podcasts for second dates. They're up, Yes,

1028
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 4: wherever you get your podcast. That broken, Jeffrey.

1029
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 10: Broken Jeffrey in the morning.

1030
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 4: You know, one of the biggest regrets I have in

1031
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 4: my life happened when I was growing up in la

1032
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 4: as a young up and coming raw music talent.

1033
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 5: Jeffrey, is that you're like that was.

1034
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:24,720
Speaker 4: What I called myself.

1035
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 3: I had it on my little card, has such emphasis

1036
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,839
Speaker 3: on raw when you said that very raw.

1037
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 4: But somehow I managed to book an audition for the

1038
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 4: Mickey Mouse Club.

1039
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 5: Wow.

1040
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 4: That was so excited. But on the way over to

1041
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 4: the studio, the unthinkable happened. My family stretch Limo broke down.

1042
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 4: We had to call in our backup stretch. Hummer.

1043
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: How embarrassing, jeff.

1044
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 4: That broke down too, the.

1045
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 1: Whole thing or just the hot tub in the back.

1046
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 4: Just the jacuzzie party. So that was no good. And

1047
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 4: what did we have to do. We had to call

1048
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:10,439
Speaker 4: our family friend mister T to pull the limo by

1049
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 4: hand down the freeway to see all the way to

1050
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 4: Disney h Q, where I arrived five minutes too late. Noo,

1051
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 4: missed my chance, and the role went to some Tennessee

1052
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 4: kid named Justin Timberlin.

1053
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 1: Oh but you know what, but he still doesn't have

1054
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,359
Speaker 1: mister T on his side.

1055
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it could have been me dancing with Britney

1056
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 4: Spears and bringing Sexy back. But no, I'm stuck here

1057
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 4: just doing another song of the week.

1058
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 5: With like seven limmos in the garage, all backed up

1059
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 5: this place to.

1060
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,479
Speaker 4: Blow my own bubbles and the jacuzzie. Now I'm gonna

1061
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 4: sing it's coming up right after this. It's Brooke and

1062
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning. And speaking of mornings, if you

1063
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 4: had had to do the mount rushmore of breakfast foods,

1064
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 4: what are the four that would make it up there

1065
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 4: onto that mountain?

1066
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 1: Well, eggs, bacon, bacon, bacon, fresh toast. I know, because

1067
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: you don't like bacon, and that's weird, so weird.

1068
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 4: Tragitarians like bacon, I would argue, yes, eggs should automatically

1069
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 4: make it in. They're like in every meal. Bacon for sure,

1070
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 4: pancakes has to be up in the top three, okay,

1071
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 4: and then it's kind of after that, a free for

1072
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 4: all between waffles, hash browns, sausage, toast, and breakfast spaghetti

1073
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 4: with those little marshmallow croissants. Oh so good, you have

1074
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 4: breakfast because no hot, warm noodles.

1075
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: Warm noodles and marshmallow.

1076
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, marshmallows shaped like little croissants.

1077
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 10: You.

1078
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:55,399
Speaker 4: Oh my god, the International House of Spaghetti, you know, Oh,

1079
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 4: you gotta try it. But after I mean all out

1080
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 4: of all the ones that at least the ones that

1081
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,280
Speaker 4: Iye brought up here, all of them are hot breakfast titans.

1082
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are making me hungry.

1083
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 4: Well, it's because hot breakfast is the best kind of breakfast.

1084
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1085
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 4: And I know Brooke doesn't love it when I bring

1086
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 4: up science on the show, but studies have actually proven

1087
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 4: that breakfast is the best way to start off your day.

1088
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 3: Really, I said that was like a cliche, like don't

1089
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 3: swim right after you eat.

1090
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 4: Anti science. These are researchers saying the best thing for

1091
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 4: you to do every morning is wake up and eat breakfast.

1092
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 4: I love breakfast.

1093
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 12: I never eat breakfast, but that's probably why I'm bad

1094
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 12: at my job exactly exactly?

1095
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 4: I mean, is it is it really that hard?

1096
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 9: Though?

1097
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 4: I mean, who doesn't love eating breakfast?

1098
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 1: So the other night? But I want to eat it

1099
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: right down.

1100
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:49,280
Speaker 4: If you hate breakfast, then you're a communist. And Putin's

1101
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,799
Speaker 4: on the other line for you with a couple of

1102
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 4: iced red smoothies so you enjoy.

1103
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: You wash down your breakfast spaghetti with those.

1104
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 4: And so why am I bringing all of this up?

1105
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:03,800
Speaker 4: It's because February is National Hot Breakfast Month.

1106
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that It's not in my calendar.

1107
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 4: Jeff I know, I should have brought it up sooner,

1108
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 4: but I wanted to make sure I sang a song

1109
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 4: for all of my fellow breakfast lovers out there.

1110
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 1: People have been demanding it on the text board for weeks.

1111
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 4: I apologize, but here I am, And of course I

1112
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 4: needed to use a song that's just as hot and

1113
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 4: steamy as the cakes I shove in my mouth. And

1114
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 4: that's why today, instead of doing little nas X's call

1115
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 4: Me by your Name, it's Young Jeffreys all the Holland days.

1116
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 4: I like it because it's not a good breakfast unless

1117
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 4: you have a tub of Holland Days right next to

1118
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 4: whatever I mean.

1119
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,240
Speaker 1: It does honestly could go on anything.

1120
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:48,959
Speaker 4: Serious, you know, like, yeah, alexis agree, I do like it.

1121
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 1: It's almost all butter.

1122
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 4: Alright. I'm in a point when I'm ready. Here we

1123
00:54:52,680 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 4: go points. I went to a breakfast cafe. They said

1124
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Speaker 4: about an hour was the wait. Pardon my friends. I

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00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 4: do not give a crape. I wake up in the

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00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 4: morning and here's what I crave. Gigantic patty cakes and

1127
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 4: bacon piled hi stack and taller than the buildings in Dubai.

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00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 4: If I get a steak, you better make a chicken fry.

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00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:22,280
Speaker 4: I've been drooling on the menus. I really can't decide.

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00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 4: Waffles with huckleberry jam avocado toast so heavy in my hand.

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00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 4: A waitress, you better get a pen because when I

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00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 4: order breakfast, keep up. If you can.

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00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 13: Chocolate croissant omelet with cheese and a separate bowl of

1134
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 13: only Holland Days coffee from a pot waffle tower, please

1135
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,880
Speaker 13: hand a child's pancake with a smiley face.

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00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 4: Like jeezy yuff.

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00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 19: Wait wait, I see other orders arriving, and I get

1138
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 19: so damned jealous. I'm ARRII then, oh, that bagel looks

1139
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 19: so happy, tie us in if I just stole a bite,

1140
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 19: would you mind it?

1141
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 4: Denny's Grand Slam crammed in the hole where I speak

1142
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 4: ham in a Pan's the spam that I see Grand

1143
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 4: Slam once again. That's my tenth in a week. It

1144
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 4: reminds me that song with Meghan and Cardi b I

1145
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 4: crave a walk every morning.

1146
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,720
Speaker 5: That means wuffles and pancakes.

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00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 20: To me, mo wa please, champagne, mimosa, snad end happy getting.

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00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 4: Trash at barely ten am.

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00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 20: Breakfast, burritos in my hands, put away more sausage, sending

1150
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,919
Speaker 20: only fans, breakfast in the monk, a breakfast in the eat,

1151
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 20: breakfast in the bathroom on a dinner tray.

1152
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 5: Put it in my will.

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00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 13: When I am deceased, send an expenny down into my grave.

1154
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:56,720
Speaker 15: With the Harman days slave in a hashram sience uba.

1155
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 5: If you don't have breakfast, you lie in.

1156
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 4: I eat so much, couldn't make a chicken stop crying.

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00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 15: Watch our frosted plas ceareal killers inside man. Just want

1158
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 15: to smile a little sugar until the squeeze, missus butters

1159
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 15: until the sea riup come.

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00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 4: Need to be You're not eating breakfast the right way,

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00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 4: you know how you do it.

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00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 3: I really felt like I should have been in the

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00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 3: room for that last time, like a pregnant movement.

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00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 4: It's called hot breakfast gets as hot.

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00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 5: Okay, stopping my god?

1166
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 4: Well oah, yeah, you feel weird about.

1167
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:44,919
Speaker 1: How we may need to cancel brunch plans that we had.

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00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 4: You're missing out. That's your breakfast song of the week

1169
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 4: text in the seven eighty five nine can't do that. Yeah,

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00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 4: we'd sign more people, but it's all us. What you

1171
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 4: thought you could post your favorite breakfast food up on

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00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 4: text board, and we're gonna put this video up on

1173
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 4: all of our socials at Brook and Jeffrey so you

1174
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 4: can get hot well eating your hot.

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00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 1: Let us know, let us know if you were as

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00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: turned on as jeff was.

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00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 4: R do your phone taff coming out? Right after this,

1178
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 4: we got a text into seven eighty five nine two

1179
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 4: that says, I hate you guys. I just pulled off

1180
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 4: the freeway and ordered twenty three things from the McDonald's men.

1181
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome, but it makes sense.

1182
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 4: It is so good bringing some of those items over here.

1183
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: Really, I'm just traditional.

1184
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,440
Speaker 4: Well, if you don't know what we're talking about. Instead

1185
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 4: of singing little Nassex song call Me by Your Name

1186
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 4: for my song of the week, I did my own

1187
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 4: version called all the Holland Days in honor of the

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00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:47,439
Speaker 4: greatest meal ever, first one of the day, and it's

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00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 4: first in my heart.

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Speaker 1: Do not alone.

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00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 3: We got another text in that says I'm a big

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00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 3: believer in breakfast.

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00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

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00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 3: In fact, just recently I sat down for a brunch

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00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 3: with the Hulk. He showed me all superheroes don't wear crapes.

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00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 10: Wow.

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00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know who texted that, but they're probably

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00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 4: gonna take my job. I knocked it out of the wow.

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00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 4: If you like the song, if you missed it, or

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00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 4: if you want to share it with a fellow breakfast beast,

1201
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 4: you could join the Breakfast Boys Club. Hit up our

1202
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 4: socials Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube, Facebook, TikTok, or inset

1203
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 4: it's all at Brook and Jeffrey.

1204
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm definitely the Breakfast Boys Club.

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00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey.

1206
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 16: In the morning, Brooks lost twice already this week.

1207
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 4: Could this be the third time in a five day span?

1208
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 1: Can you just once root for me?

1209
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 4: I am rooting for you. I'm rooting for you to

1210
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 4: make history. You've never lost three times in this same week.

1211
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 4: I want to make well. See if it happens against

1212
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 4: Bridget from Federal Way, who says she is oh one

1213
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,920
Speaker 4: and one against you all time, and her strategy to

1214
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 4: beat you is to get all the answerable questions. Like that, Bridget,

1215
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure all of the questions are answerable. We

1216
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 4: usually don't ask, you know, like what's the meaning of life?

1217
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 4: Although that is a good question, what is the meaning

1218
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 4: of life? Bridget? As they can do a strategy, maybe

1219
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 4: silence is the meaning of life.

1220
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 2: To start talking, sorry off.

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01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 3: To a rocky start, Then conversation tends to go I'm ready,

1222
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:44,440
Speaker 3: I'm ready.

1223
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 4: Okay, now we're ready. Let's just send Brook out of

1224
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 4: the student now she's ready to answer questions while she leaves. Bridget,

1225
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 4: you know how the game works. You got thirty seconds

1226
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 4: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1227
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 4: you could say past. But you have to beat Brooke

1228
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 4: outright to win. This is your moment. Are you ready?

1229
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 5: You can talk now when you ask you the question?

1230
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 4: All right, good luck, Your time starts now. On this day.

1231
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 4: In nineteen sixty two, Wilt Chamberlain set the NBA's all

1232
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 4: time single game scoring record when he scored how many

1233
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 4: points the first successful testing of a nuclear bomb happened

1234
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 4: in which southwestern state Arizona. How many bones are? How

1235
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 4: many bones are in the human body? More or less

1236
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 4: than two hundred more? What safari animal's name translates to

1237
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 4: river horse in Greek? Final If you're eating the delicacy

1238
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:42,920
Speaker 4: s cargo? What animal are you enjoying? Bridge In? Well

1239
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 4: done on that showing. I liked how you tried to

1240
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 4: change all of your answers, like three or four times

1241
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 4: every every question. Want to be shouting on any answer

1242
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,720
Speaker 4: head though? That's okay. Now we can't get her to

1243
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 4: shut up. We'd like to ask questions to people. That's

1244
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 4: how people talk. That's how the segment works.

1245
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 1: Jeffrey's really good at small talk conversation.

1246
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 4: Here's a good small talk question. Do you have any

1247
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 4: childhood pets? Okay, now forget it, Brooke. You ask a

1248
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 4: riveting small talk question to Bridget, then go ahead, you have.

1249
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 1: The floor conversation.

1250
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:23,480
Speaker 4: This isn't about me, It's about Bridget.

1251
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 1: Bridget, how are you We've.

1252
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 4: Already asked that, like twenty minutes ago.

1253
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask her why it was any.

1254
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:36,439
Speaker 4: Questions about myself. I had some childhood pets too. Yes,

1255
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 4: you guys don't care about that. Let's just get some

1256
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 4: more questions.

1257
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 5: Brook, you're ready topic, sure, you need to take a breath.

1258
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go. Time starts now. On this day.

1259
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 4: In nineteen sixty two, Wilt Chamberlain said the NBA's all

1260
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 4: time single game scoring record when he scored how many points?

1261
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 1: Sixty two?

1262
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 4: The first successful testing of a nuclear bomb happened in

1263
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 4: which southwest? In state?

1264
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 1: Is it an error? Nevada?

1265
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,480
Speaker 4: How many bones are in the human body? Do we

1266
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 4: have more or less than two hundred less? What safari

1267
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 4: animal's name translates to river horse in Greek?

1268
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go hippopotamus.

1269
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 4: If you're eating the delicacy s cargo? What animal are

1270
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 4: you enjoying? Snail got our answers, and we're gonna go

1271
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,840
Speaker 4: to the scoreboard and find out the meaning of life

1272
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:25,640
Speaker 4: with Jose.

1273
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 5: Child, I'm wasted.

1274
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 4: I love you, darling. That is the meaning of life.

1275
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 5: Bridget you got three correct?

1276
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 12: I got a man Moss and Brook debut, because if

1277
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:43,720
Speaker 12: you ask, would be the first time in history?

1278
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 4: What is it?

1279
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 20: Joe?

1280
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:44,600
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1281
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 4: For first time ever? Three losses in one single week's.

1282
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 5: Start celebrating because you did lose.

1283
01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 4: Congratulations your first victory, and childhood pets that you may

1284
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:02,560
Speaker 4: have had would be so proud of you.

1285
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:05,920
Speaker 1: Right now trivia in my brain, let's.

1286
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 4: Go over the answers on this day. In nineteen sixty two,

1287
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 4: Wilt Chamberlain set the NBA's all time single game scoring

1288
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 4: record by scoring one hundred points in a single game. Crazy,

1289
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 4: that's amazing. The first successful testing of nuclear bomb happened

1290
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:22,160
Speaker 4: in New Mexico nineteen forty five.

1291
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 12: For people paying attention, we still didn't give you that bridget.

1292
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 12: That would have been for right, but he started the

1293
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 12: next question, so we did not give it to you.

1294
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:31,320
Speaker 4: She got yelling New Mexico to New Mexico, and we

1295
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 4: moved on to the next one, which was how many

1296
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 4: bones in the human body more than two hundred two

1297
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 4: hundred and six. The sfari animal who has a name

1298
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 4: that translates to river horse in Greek is hippopotamus. And

1299
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 4: if you're eating s cargo, you're enjoying some snails daing bridget.

1300
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:49,560
Speaker 4: Not only do you get one hundred dollars from Brook,

1301
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:52,120
Speaker 4: We're gonna hook you up with some Brook and Jeffrey swag.

1302
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Brook has three losses, two in a row.

1303
01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 4: We're hoping that you're gonna do better? Or no, is

1304
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 4: the sink gonna ship even lower next.

1305
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 5: If you're listening, Or is that what I'm saying?

1306
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the sink is spend this all right, We're

1307
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 4: getting out of here. Thanks for playing bridget

1308
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:17,280
Speaker 10: On Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning