Speaker 1: What about rushing the holidays When I back in my day,
Speaker 1: people were still getting their tree on December. I get
Speaker 1: the rushing the tree because then you get to enjoy
Speaker 1: it long. Or same thing with the decorations. I do
Speaker 1: my Christmas shopping in October. I mean like I'm in
Speaker 1: like a secret support group, like I don't want to
Speaker 1: admit it to anybody. I'm in the witness protection program
Speaker 1: of early gift givers because I'm so insane that everyone's
Speaker 1: done in October. Um sales there were used to only
Speaker 1: be sales December twenty six, there's a sale the minute
Speaker 1: that the D the D letter comes out on the
Speaker 1: goddamn month, there's a fucking sale. And then there's a
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving sales. So it's really and when the end of November,
Speaker 1: like we rushed the sales, we rush, we rushed the tree,
Speaker 1: we rushed the decorations. Thanksgiving has gotten fucking blended in.
Speaker 1: It's Christmas Giving, Thanksgiving and Christmas or one holiday now
Speaker 1: that used to not be the case. Thanksgiving God his
Speaker 1: own moment. And you know what, I'm not upset about
Speaker 1: it because I don't love all the murdering of turkeys.
Speaker 1: Don't get mad at eat turkey. I just don't love
Speaker 1: like an organized slaughter of turkey. It's not like now
Speaker 1: we're gonna make a holiday where we're just gonna kill
Speaker 1: an innocent group of animals. So I don't love that
Speaker 1: about it. I like being thankful, but thank but thanks
Speaker 1: Miss has become one holiday. Let's just all agree it's
Speaker 1: one hollid thanks you. I thought I think it's Christmas
Speaker 1: right now because Brent and I went ice skating. We
Speaker 1: went to the ornament store. We talked about holiday gifts.
Speaker 1: It was cold, there was a sprinkle of snow. It
Speaker 1: was it was it was thanks Miss. We made a
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving dinner. I mean it was thanks Miss. It's all
Speaker 1: blended in the rushing of the holidays. I just want
Speaker 1: to know what you think about I like it, but
Speaker 1: I mean like I I'll be I'll be thanking. I'll
Speaker 1: be buying presents for for Valentine's Day. Now. I am
Speaker 1: a full fledged ree gifter. I want you to know too,
Speaker 1: not from people, not like a friend gives me a
Speaker 1: gift and I'm gonna go give it to Paul like
Speaker 1: not that. But brands give me gifts, I will re
Speaker 1: gift them. So I will add something to them. There'll
Speaker 1: be a nice beauty. Beauty kit I've I've reviewed, I've
Speaker 1: looked at it, I reviewed it. They gave me twenty
Speaker 1: more products. I'm giving it to somebody with a candle.
Speaker 1: That's just what you're gonna have to accept, somewhat one brain.
Speaker 1: As you make up brushes, I look at them, I
Speaker 1: review them, I talk about them. No, I'm not giving
Speaker 1: away use brushes. Thank you for asking. They always get
Speaker 1: send a time. So I'm going to review the brushes,
Speaker 1: tell you what I think about them. I might not
Speaker 1: even try them. If I think it might be a
Speaker 1: good gift, then I'm gonna combine them with a gorgeous
Speaker 1: face palette decided today, the Laura Geller face palette together
Speaker 1: with the b K Beauty It's over the b K
Speaker 1: Beauty brushes. It's over two gift the more Fai palette
Speaker 1: bought with my own big girl money, with the that
Speaker 1: I bought. By the way, I don't only read gift.
Speaker 1: You do not understand. I've I spent thousands of dollars
Speaker 1: at Christmas time. I am a crazy, crazy gift giver.
Speaker 1: No one gets left behind. I buy Amazing Dot Kids.
Speaker 1: While it's cardholders for men. Why they're light and easy
Speaker 1: to ship. I give people bottles of wine that, yes,
Speaker 1: I have a brand Forever Young of Wine. But I'll
Speaker 1: buy the cheeseboard, I'll buy the jams and the chocolates
Speaker 1: to go with it. I buy the wine. I buy
Speaker 1: like really gourmet, beautiful, artistic chocolates to elevate, elevate the gift.
Speaker 1: So if I never ever send just like only a
Speaker 1: re gift, it will be an elevated regift. And even
Speaker 1: the thing that elevates it is often more expensive. But
Speaker 1: I I'm like the I'm candy spelling. I just don't
Speaker 1: have I do have a gift room. I do have
Speaker 1: a room. It's not a gift wrapping room. It's a
Speaker 1: gift assembling room and a gift organizing room. But I
Speaker 1: live for gift giving all year round, and people always
Speaker 1: ask me what I do with all the beauty I
Speaker 1: give it all the time. Yesterday had a massage woman
Speaker 1: was nice, asked her how older kids are, went to
Speaker 1: get some of the Claire stuff they sent me that
Speaker 1: I had given to brand and some extras because I
Speaker 1: don't spoil her, and I spread it out, gave her
Speaker 1: some Claire stuff her kid, gave her a nice beauty
Speaker 1: kid for her, gave the guy who owns the company.
Speaker 1: Give it to your wife. Was at an ornament store
Speaker 1: last week, gave her a lip gluss trio. One nice woman.
Speaker 1: Why not spread the cheer. I'm out a hoarder. I
Speaker 1: like getting rid and giving, so I give, I move
Speaker 1: it around, and then I'm doing marketing for these brands
Speaker 1: because all these people are gonna love these brands because
Speaker 1: I gave it to them. They think it's great. Also
Speaker 1: Black Friday, I don't use it to buy for myself.
Speaker 1: I use it to by ten of something that's on
Speaker 1: sale that's amazing, A gorgeous candle, a nice wallet, a
Speaker 1: nice makeup bag. That's how I use brack Black Friday
Speaker 1: to my advantage for gifts. That's another way to elevate
Speaker 1: the beauty gifts. I buy nice makeup bags then put
Speaker 1: the beauty gifts in the makeup baggs. I am a
Speaker 1: professional gift giver and I love it. Is being annoying
Speaker 1: a fireball offense. Aren't there just people in life and
Speaker 1: in work that just fucking annoy you? And they don't.
Speaker 1: It's an energetic thing. It's like one person could just
Speaker 1: be near you and be around you, and you're totally
Speaker 1: fine with that and anything they do, you're just like yeah,
Speaker 1: and you giggle. And they could be like near your
Speaker 1: body and like touch something that you own, or just
Speaker 1: be And then somebody else who's so wonderful and could
Speaker 1: maybe they're not wonderful, nice, but just some other human
Speaker 1: being could just be fucking annoying. Do you find that right?
Speaker 1: Just like or it could be like your kids, friends,
Speaker 1: or someone's wife or just whatever, Like are you a
Speaker 1: person that is? Do you get easily annoyed? I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you something. I am a
Speaker 1: difficult person, but I am not an annoying person. And
Speaker 1: I know that makes sense to you because you don't know.
Speaker 1: You have to know which one you are. You could
Speaker 1: be challenging, you could be difficult, you could be um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess a nag would be annoying. Yeah, I'm not annoying.
Speaker 1: I'm just challenging. So which one are you? Like? Annoying?
Speaker 1: Is someone just like up your ass on you either
Speaker 1: not just just like so just like in your world,
Speaker 1: in your space, in your life, Like, I'm not like that.
Speaker 1: All I want for nothing, from nobody. That's and it
Speaker 1: almost just freaks people out. Let's talk about the massage
Speaker 1: therapist who I found on an app, my sistant found
Speaker 1: on an app. Some it's happened a couple of times.
Speaker 1: And guess what I just found. It's always a man
Speaker 1: and they're massaging you, and I don't know what I
Speaker 1: have to wear underwear during massages. People get massage naked
Speaker 1: and just you're under sheet and they're not touching your vagina,
Speaker 1: so you're it doesn't matter. But like I just forget
Speaker 1: sometimes to wear underwear during a massage that it's always
Speaker 1: my sheets. Don't start judging me in different directions. But
Speaker 1: I mean, I know people to get massages naked. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'm maybe I'm wrong, but so and even if I had,
Speaker 1: let's rewind the tape, even if I have underwear on,
Speaker 1: there's a massage sharpis and it's happened before. When they
Speaker 1: start massaging like your butt, fine, that's it can be
Speaker 1: a tight area. And then they start getting close to
Speaker 1: like your groin, like close to your groin. And did
Speaker 1: you ever play that little game on your arm where
Speaker 1: like someone tickles your arm and you're supposed to with
Speaker 1: a little kid and you're supposed to say when close
Speaker 1: your eyes and say when it gets to the elbow,
Speaker 1: And it always feels like it's closer to the elbow
Speaker 1: than it actually is. So I wonder sometimes and someone's like,
Speaker 1: you know, in my groin or somewhere near there because
Speaker 1: there are muscles. They're like how, And I start to
Speaker 1: clench up. And then you start to like move the
Speaker 1: blanket because they always like diaper it inside your legs.
Speaker 1: But I still feel like there's a hand not so
Speaker 1: far from my vagina, Like I'm aware of what my
Speaker 1: because I know what it feels like when a man
Speaker 1: that I want to be touching. It feels like, so
Speaker 1: I know how close it is. I can kind of estimate,
Speaker 1: and it's like, you're really close to my vagina right now.
Speaker 1: And it's like these massage therapists that fly too close
Speaker 1: to the sun. So this one then gave me a
Speaker 1: book they wrote and and meditation and meditation cards in
Speaker 1: a box and a gift. When I left, I felt
Speaker 1: like we had had sex. I felt like, wait a second,
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to you know, hello, how are you? But
Speaker 1: I'm not like chatting about our life my my, I
Speaker 1: don't get into too much intimate. I don't mean intimate
Speaker 1: like I don't share too much or talk too much. Besides, hey,
Speaker 1: how are you? And yeah, and you know where I
Speaker 1: live is great and deep tissue and wonderful and it's
Speaker 1: been nice, and you know, small talk I'm out into
Speaker 1: like hey, has your career and has your grandmother? Got?
Speaker 1: Like I don't start talking and serious talk. So when
Speaker 1: a person flies too close to the sun in their
Speaker 1: massage and then as they're leaving hands me a gift
Speaker 1: with a book they wrote and a stack of meditation cards,
Speaker 1: I feel violated, Like that was the That's the last thing.
Speaker 1: I just want to know, Like, just have you ever
Speaker 1: had a massage and they flew too close to the sun?
Speaker 1: That's basically what the question is. Freaks me the funk out.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure people like, you know, do the happy
Speaker 1: ending with men or women, but I am not that girl,
Speaker 1: And I don't know if that's like is that like
Speaker 1: is that is that a check of are you available?
Speaker 1: I already feel like the person knows that my body
Speaker 1: is like because they're literally touching every inch of my body.
Speaker 1: So then when they're like sort of close and massage, like,
Speaker 1: is that a necessary How essential is it to massage
Speaker 1: my groin? And then I always look if I say
Speaker 1: something that's gonna be awkward for the rest of the massage,
Speaker 1: but I'll yeah, you don't need to massage right there
Speaker 1: because that's like New York and New Jersey is my vagina.
Speaker 1: So I feel like those states are really close. So
Speaker 1: we could stay away from New York just because it's
Speaker 1: right next to New Jersey. Like, you can massage one
Speaker 1: state away, Is that okay? Why don't you stay Why
Speaker 1: don't you massage in Connecticut?