1 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: What about rushing the holidays When I back in my day, 2 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:20,280 Speaker 1: people were still getting their tree on December. I get 3 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 1: the rushing the tree because then you get to enjoy 4 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,800 Speaker 1: it long. Or same thing with the decorations. I do 5 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 1: my Christmas shopping in October. I mean like I'm in 6 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,640 Speaker 1: like a secret support group, like I don't want to 7 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,239 Speaker 1: admit it to anybody. I'm in the witness protection program 8 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 1: of early gift givers because I'm so insane that everyone's 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,880 Speaker 1: done in October. Um sales there were used to only 10 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 1: be sales December twenty six, there's a sale the minute 11 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 1: that the D the D letter comes out on the 12 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 1: goddamn month, there's a fucking sale. And then there's a 13 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,879 Speaker 1: Thanksgiving sales. So it's really and when the end of November, 14 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: like we rushed the sales, we rush, we rushed the tree, 15 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 1: we rushed the decorations. Thanksgiving has gotten fucking blended in. 16 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 1: It's Christmas Giving, Thanksgiving and Christmas or one holiday now 17 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 1: that used to not be the case. Thanksgiving God his 18 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 1: own moment. And you know what, I'm not upset about 19 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 1: it because I don't love all the murdering of turkeys. 20 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 1: Don't get mad at eat turkey. I just don't love 21 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,959 Speaker 1: like an organized slaughter of turkey. It's not like now 22 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: we're gonna make a holiday where we're just gonna kill 23 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 1: an innocent group of animals. So I don't love that 24 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:22,040 Speaker 1: about it. I like being thankful, but thank but thanks 25 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: Miss has become one holiday. Let's just all agree it's 26 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 1: one hollid thanks you. I thought I think it's Christmas 27 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,480 Speaker 1: right now because Brent and I went ice skating. We 28 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 1: went to the ornament store. We talked about holiday gifts. 29 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 1: It was cold, there was a sprinkle of snow. It 30 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: was it was it was thanks Miss. We made a 31 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 1: Thanksgiving dinner. I mean it was thanks Miss. It's all 32 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: blended in the rushing of the holidays. I just want 33 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 1: to know what you think about I like it, but 34 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,039 Speaker 1: I mean like I I'll be I'll be thanking. I'll 35 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: be buying presents for for Valentine's Day. Now. I am 36 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: a full fledged ree gifter. I want you to know too, 37 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 1: not from people, not like a friend gives me a 38 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: gift and I'm gonna go give it to Paul like 39 00:01:56,440 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 1: not that. But brands give me gifts, I will re 40 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: gift them. So I will add something to them. There'll 41 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 1: be a nice beauty. Beauty kit I've I've reviewed, I've 42 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: looked at it, I reviewed it. They gave me twenty 43 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:14,680 Speaker 1: more products. I'm giving it to somebody with a candle. 44 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,239 Speaker 1: That's just what you're gonna have to accept, somewhat one brain. 45 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 1: As you make up brushes, I look at them, I 46 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,519 Speaker 1: review them, I talk about them. No, I'm not giving 47 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,360 Speaker 1: away use brushes. Thank you for asking. They always get 48 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: send a time. So I'm going to review the brushes, 49 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 1: tell you what I think about them. I might not 50 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: even try them. If I think it might be a 51 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 1: good gift, then I'm gonna combine them with a gorgeous 52 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 1: face palette decided today, the Laura Geller face palette together 53 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 1: with the b K Beauty It's over the b K 54 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 1: Beauty brushes. It's over two gift the more Fai palette 55 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: bought with my own big girl money, with the that 56 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: I bought. By the way, I don't only read gift. 57 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 1: You do not understand. I've I spent thousands of dollars 58 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:55,119 Speaker 1: at Christmas time. I am a crazy, crazy gift giver. 59 00:02:55,520 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: No one gets left behind. I buy Amazing Dot Kids. 60 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 1: While it's cardholders for men. Why they're light and easy 61 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,359 Speaker 1: to ship. I give people bottles of wine that, yes, 62 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 1: I have a brand Forever Young of Wine. But I'll 63 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 1: buy the cheeseboard, I'll buy the jams and the chocolates 64 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: to go with it. I buy the wine. I buy 65 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 1: like really gourmet, beautiful, artistic chocolates to elevate, elevate the gift. 66 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:25,679 Speaker 1: So if I never ever send just like only a 67 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: re gift, it will be an elevated regift. And even 68 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: the thing that elevates it is often more expensive. But 69 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 1: I I'm like the I'm candy spelling. I just don't 70 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: have I do have a gift room. I do have 71 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 1: a room. It's not a gift wrapping room. It's a 72 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 1: gift assembling room and a gift organizing room. But I 73 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: live for gift giving all year round, and people always 74 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 1: ask me what I do with all the beauty I 75 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: give it all the time. Yesterday had a massage woman 76 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 1: was nice, asked her how older kids are, went to 77 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: get some of the Claire stuff they sent me that 78 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 1: I had given to brand and some extras because I 79 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 1: don't spoil her, and I spread it out, gave her 80 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: some Claire stuff her kid, gave her a nice beauty 81 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: kid for her, gave the guy who owns the company. 82 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 1: Give it to your wife. Was at an ornament store 83 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 1: last week, gave her a lip gluss trio. One nice woman. 84 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: Why not spread the cheer. I'm out a hoarder. I 85 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 1: like getting rid and giving, so I give, I move 86 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 1: it around, and then I'm doing marketing for these brands 87 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,040 Speaker 1: because all these people are gonna love these brands because 88 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,840 Speaker 1: I gave it to them. They think it's great. Also 89 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: Black Friday, I don't use it to buy for myself. 90 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 1: I use it to by ten of something that's on 91 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,919 Speaker 1: sale that's amazing, A gorgeous candle, a nice wallet, a 92 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:35,160 Speaker 1: nice makeup bag. That's how I use brack Black Friday 93 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,599 Speaker 1: to my advantage for gifts. That's another way to elevate 94 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: the beauty gifts. I buy nice makeup bags then put 95 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 1: the beauty gifts in the makeup baggs. I am a 96 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: professional gift giver and I love it. Is being annoying 97 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:01,720 Speaker 1: a fireball offense. Aren't there just people in life and 98 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 1: in work that just fucking annoy you? And they don't. 99 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,600 Speaker 1: It's an energetic thing. It's like one person could just 100 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 1: be near you and be around you, and you're totally 101 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 1: fine with that and anything they do, you're just like yeah, 102 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 1: and you giggle. And they could be like near your 103 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 1: body and like touch something that you own, or just 104 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 1: be And then somebody else who's so wonderful and could 105 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,239 Speaker 1: maybe they're not wonderful, nice, but just some other human 106 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 1: being could just be fucking annoying. Do you find that right? 107 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,159 Speaker 1: Just like or it could be like your kids, friends, 108 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 1: or someone's wife or just whatever, Like are you a 109 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 1: person that is? Do you get easily annoyed? I'm not. 110 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you something. I am a 111 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 1: difficult person, but I am not an annoying person. And 112 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,359 Speaker 1: I know that makes sense to you because you don't know. 113 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 1: You have to know which one you are. You could 114 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 1: be challenging, you could be difficult, you could be um, yeah, 115 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 1: I guess a nag would be annoying. Yeah, I'm not annoying. 116 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 1: I'm just challenging. So which one are you? Like? Annoying? 117 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,640 Speaker 1: Is someone just like up your ass on you either 118 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:10,560 Speaker 1: not just just like so just like in your world, 119 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: in your space, in your life, Like, I'm not like that. 120 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 1: All I want for nothing, from nobody. That's and it 121 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 1: almost just freaks people out. Let's talk about the massage 122 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,840 Speaker 1: therapist who I found on an app, my sistant found 123 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 1: on an app. Some it's happened a couple of times. 124 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,719 Speaker 1: And guess what I just found. It's always a man 125 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 1: and they're massaging you, and I don't know what I 126 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,599 Speaker 1: have to wear underwear during massages. People get massage naked 127 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,320 Speaker 1: and just you're under sheet and they're not touching your vagina, 128 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:44,240 Speaker 1: so you're it doesn't matter. But like I just forget 129 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 1: sometimes to wear underwear during a massage that it's always 130 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,280 Speaker 1: my sheets. Don't start judging me in different directions. But 131 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,560 Speaker 1: I mean, I know people to get massages naked. Maybe 132 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,880 Speaker 1: I'm maybe I'm wrong, but so and even if I had, 133 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 1: let's rewind the tape, even if I have underwear on, 134 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: there's a massage sharpis and it's happened before. When they 135 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 1: start massaging like your butt, fine, that's it can be 136 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: a tight area. And then they start getting close to 137 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,800 Speaker 1: like your groin, like close to your groin. And did 138 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 1: you ever play that little game on your arm where 139 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,600 Speaker 1: like someone tickles your arm and you're supposed to with 140 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,200 Speaker 1: a little kid and you're supposed to say when close 141 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,640 Speaker 1: your eyes and say when it gets to the elbow, 142 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: And it always feels like it's closer to the elbow 143 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: than it actually is. So I wonder sometimes and someone's like, 144 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,720 Speaker 1: you know, in my groin or somewhere near there because 145 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 1: there are muscles. They're like how, And I start to 146 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,720 Speaker 1: clench up. And then you start to like move the 147 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 1: blanket because they always like diaper it inside your legs. 148 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,680 Speaker 1: But I still feel like there's a hand not so 149 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 1: far from my vagina, Like I'm aware of what my 150 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 1: because I know what it feels like when a man 151 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 1: that I want to be touching. It feels like, so 152 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 1: I know how close it is. I can kind of estimate, 153 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 1: and it's like, you're really close to my vagina right now. 154 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,400 Speaker 1: And it's like these massage therapists that fly too close 155 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,840 Speaker 1: to the sun. So this one then gave me a 156 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:55,880 Speaker 1: book they wrote and and meditation and meditation cards in 157 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,600 Speaker 1: a box and a gift. When I left, I felt 158 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:01,080 Speaker 1: like we had had sex. I felt like, wait a second, 159 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,440 Speaker 1: I'm supposed to you know, hello, how are you? But 160 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 1: I'm not like chatting about our life my my, I 161 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,760 Speaker 1: don't get into too much intimate. I don't mean intimate 162 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,840 Speaker 1: like I don't share too much or talk too much. Besides, hey, 163 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,120 Speaker 1: how are you? And yeah, and you know where I 164 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,080 Speaker 1: live is great and deep tissue and wonderful and it's 165 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,760 Speaker 1: been nice, and you know, small talk I'm out into 166 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,760 Speaker 1: like hey, has your career and has your grandmother? Got? 167 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:26,360 Speaker 1: Like I don't start talking and serious talk. So when 168 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 1: a person flies too close to the sun in their 169 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:33,440 Speaker 1: massage and then as they're leaving hands me a gift 170 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:39,600 Speaker 1: with a book they wrote and a stack of meditation cards, 171 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,960 Speaker 1: I feel violated, Like that was the That's the last thing. 172 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,560 Speaker 1: I just want to know, Like, just have you ever 173 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,360 Speaker 1: had a massage and they flew too close to the sun? 174 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,240 Speaker 1: That's basically what the question is. Freaks me the funk out. 175 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 1: And I'm sure people like, you know, do the happy 176 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,720 Speaker 1: ending with men or women, but I am not that girl, 177 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 1: And I don't know if that's like is that like 178 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 1: is that is that a check of are you available? 179 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,000 Speaker 1: I already feel like the person knows that my body 180 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 1: is like because they're literally touching every inch of my body. 181 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:08,960 Speaker 1: So then when they're like sort of close and massage, like, 182 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,880 Speaker 1: is that a necessary How essential is it to massage 183 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,400 Speaker 1: my groin? And then I always look if I say 184 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,160 Speaker 1: something that's gonna be awkward for the rest of the massage, 185 00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:18,000 Speaker 1: but I'll yeah, you don't need to massage right there 186 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 1: because that's like New York and New Jersey is my vagina. 187 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,400 Speaker 1: So I feel like those states are really close. So 188 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,840 Speaker 1: we could stay away from New York just because it's 189 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,720 Speaker 1: right next to New Jersey. Like, you can massage one 190 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,199 Speaker 1: state away, Is that okay? Why don't you stay Why 191 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,520 Speaker 1: don't you massage in Connecticut?