WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Picky Eater

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<v Speaker 1>it's time for your phone tap. Today. Alexis calls a

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<v Speaker 1>guy because he was set up with someone through a

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<v Speaker 1>dating site, and so she's going to pressure him to

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<v Speaker 1>pick out a good restaurant because he's simple. If you

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<v Speaker 1>know anything about our little Alexis, we know she could

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<v Speaker 1>be kind of low income, but but she has very

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<v Speaker 1>high end tastes. Okay, Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>I like rich things. I think that low income as

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<v Speaker 1>an insult. Just an FYI, I didn't. I didn't mean

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<v Speaker 1>it as an insult. That's just the facts. Anyway, it's

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<v Speaker 1>your phone tap right now. It's another tap Mornings on

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<v Speaker 1>the twenties to I'm hello, Hi? Is this James? Isn't he? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Melanie. We've been talking on how's it going?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good? How are you? I'm doing? Okay, I'm excited

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<v Speaker 1>to see you. This weekend. Yeah, yeah, me too, me too.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's funny is your your voice? Actually it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't match up the picture. I don't know why because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm expecting like a different voice or I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of a random thing to say. Oh sorry, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know. I just popped into

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<v Speaker 1>my head. It's okay. So what do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>do when we hang out? I mean, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe just like get a bite to eat somewhere and

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<v Speaker 1>just walk around. You know that sound good? Yeah? What

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<v Speaker 1>are you thinking? Do you have a place in mind? Actually?

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<v Speaker 1>I know this really good Italian restaurant on a street.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Do you like Italian food? Oh? I

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<v Speaker 1>do love Italian food? But I know that place. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you like it? I think I would like it if

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<v Speaker 1>it was the eighties? What come on? The decort in

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<v Speaker 1>that place looks like my grandma's drapes. I just threw out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, God. In that one painting they have above

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<v Speaker 1>the bar, I don't know if it's supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>a painting of their food or a dog just throwing up. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know a lot about that restaurant? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of consider myself a foodie, so I know a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of places, but I'm sure there's somewhere else we

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<v Speaker 1>can go that's better than that one. Oh, okay, how

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<v Speaker 1>about some Chinese? Oh I love Chinese? Awesome? Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>me too, totally so um, there's actually this awesome place downtown.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like really authentic, it's amazing. I totally know the

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<v Speaker 1>one you're talking about. You know which place I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>The Last time I was in there, I found a

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<v Speaker 1>hair in my food, and not like hair is in

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<v Speaker 1>on my head, like hair h r Like a whole

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<v Speaker 1>rabbit was in my nile? Did you order a rabbit? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it off the menure? They just put a whole rabbit? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>are you listening what? I ordered a completely separate dish

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<v Speaker 1>and it showed up with a rabbit on top of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what is going on with that kitchen,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what? Maybe I shouldn't suggest any more places then, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>of course you should just be a man and pick

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<v Speaker 1>something better. Sorry, Sorry, I don't know. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>like this. I'm sorry if I trashed on your places before.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just grossed out thinking about that hair. Sure, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean obviously I would be traumatized too, So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure the next one you pick will be fine. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I feel like I'm just pick pick another place.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you want to sleep with me? What will you

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<v Speaker 1>just pick? I feel like I'm gonna pick like poorly,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not gonna go. Well, there's a million restaurants

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<v Speaker 1>in this city. I'm sure you can think of one

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<v Speaker 1>that won't make me puke. Okay, there's one that I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like really highly rated. It's kind of expensive, so

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<v Speaker 1>it gotta be good. It's been featured on the Food Channel,

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<v Speaker 1>but like it's casual. They serve diner style food. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds good. Where is it? You know where Pine

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<v Speaker 1>Street is? Unfortunately, I do you know which one that is?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you? Hm? What's wrong with that one? Nothing? It's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll just go there. Okay, Fine, then if you're good

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<v Speaker 1>with it, we're going to the diner. Yeah, we'll go.

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<v Speaker 1>But when we get there, I just need to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure I talk to the waiter about the meatloaf. What

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<v Speaker 1>about the meatlo I heard they had to DNA test

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<v Speaker 1>it because the animal they were using there is an

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<v Speaker 1>unknown species. Oh my god. So I'd like to know

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<v Speaker 1>the results first before I eat it. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna pack. Okay, I'm not gonna know. You ruined

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<v Speaker 1>all three of my favorite restaurants. Okay, number one, number two,

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<v Speaker 1>and number three. I can't go back there anymore. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't go back. Look, it's not my fault that you

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<v Speaker 1>picked crappy restaurants. They get flagged for health code violations.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. It's also not my fault that your

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<v Speaker 1>friend Vance set you up for a phone tap. What

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<v Speaker 1>my name is, Alexis. I work on a radio show

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<v Speaker 1>called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>prank phone call. What. Yeah, your buddy Vance set you

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<v Speaker 1>up because you're meeting some girl from Match soon. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I'm like talking, I'm like, and your boys

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<v Speaker 1>sounded so weird. I was like, oh, yeah, you mean

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<v Speaker 1>my voice sounds like I'm in high school. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>get that a lot every morning.