WEBVTT - #124: High Quality Poops 0:00:01.360 --> 0:00:07.680 Start uf dot up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up, 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:16.280 Brooklyn Boy, Start Data. They're making noise data dot up. 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:22.639 Episode one. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Oh we're singing 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:25.120 it now a k a. The highlight of my week. 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:30.319 But there's not much competition, no, Brodie, I mean, what 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:33.959 is there really to be excited about these days? Uh? Laundry? 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:38.120 I don't know. I mean there's it's not saying much 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:42.879 when I say it's I looked forward to this. So 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:46.400 so Garrett from from the Elva Strand show. Our buddy 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:48.680 Garrett texted me a little while ago, and he says, hey, man, 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:51.040 this is this show you gotta try out. It's funny, 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:53.600 you'll like it. So I said, Oh, who's it by whatever? 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.480 He says, Oh, it's by the creatives of such and such. 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:57.040 I said, well, I don't really like that show, so 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:59.080 why would I want to watch another show by them? 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:03.440 So he writes back hashtag quarantine. In other words, I 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.760 shouldn't be begging for a quality show. I should just 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:10.759 take what I should get because we're stuckholme anyway, Oh yeah, 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:13.319 so we don't. We don't. Beggars can't be choosers at 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:15.119 this point, right, I don't know if I'm gonna watch 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:16.679 it or not. But if I if I watch it 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:18.120 and I have an opinion, I'll let you guys know 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:21.360 what I'm talking about. Otherwise it's not worth mentioning. So 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:24.240 I'm just The point was he was like, lower your standards, man. 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:26.760 You're on quarantine, and I feel like a lot of 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.440 us that are isolating and just hanging out and board 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:31.640 at home with nothing to do, are finding things to 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:34.080 do and things to watch. If you want to start 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:37.040 with TV, you could talk about like junk series and 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:41.800 docu series, biopics and things that you normally wouldn't had 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:43.920 you not had as much time on your hands. But 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:46.760 now you're just like, you know, I found that I 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:51.280 discovered a whole set of channels digital channels that the 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:54.640 l G TV offers. I have an LG TV, and 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:58.960 it offers like a whole second band of channels, like like, look, 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:00.960 what the hell is this? Scary? And they have like 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:03.440 special numbers next to them scary. Did you need to 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:07.280 mention the brand name of your of your television in 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:10.400 this case, yes, because I'm not so sure that Samsung 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:14.880 and Sony and others they do manufacturers offer it's called 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:16.959 no because because they're called LG channels. I didn't do 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:18.440 that was not a great two. It's mentioned I'm not 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:23.040 getting paid by l G. I mentioned it because specifically 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:25.160 l G TVs have this. Now I don't know if 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:27.000 you have it on the SAM Sung So they have 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.880 like other yes. So one of the inputs is is 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:33.639 basically over the air channels. They're not cable. They are 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:38.200 uh it's like fitness channels that you can go to 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:41.520 and watch over the air. Over the air would mean uh, 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:44.560 I'm saying they're not They're not there, and I'm saying 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:46.800 that I know that, I know that. What I what 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:49.640 I what I meant was they're not through direct TV there, 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:54.040 they're they're local channels. But they're like cable access channels. 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:56.440 If you if people you remember before cable you had 0:02:56.480 --> 0:03:00.240 like uh F which was like channel forty seven had 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:03.560 wrestling back in the day, or Spanish language channels. So 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:07.400 there's there's hundreds and hundreds of channels. There's cooking channels 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:11.200 and the comedy channels all built in. I guess, like 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:14.480 I said, it's a it's a different band of local television. 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:16.880 But for instance, one of my all time favorite shows 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:19.840 is Mystery Science, the the three thousand, where where they 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:23.600 have had robots. You'd watch and people would watch really 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:26.400 bad movies from the fifties and and and sixties, and 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:29.400 they would comment at the movies and critique them and 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:34.720 make jokes and so, uh, there's a channel of that 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:38.200 kind of programming. That's all they do, is that, right? 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:41.000 While I discovered a channel that was just running rowan 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:43.840 In Martin's Laughing, which is like a comedy show from 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:46.400 like the six from the sixties. Yeah, and it's like 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:48.320 a TV show that was on network TV and now 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:50.240 they have like a whole thing. So but no, but 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:53.440 these are digital channels. They're not broadcast in any way. 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:56.960 They're not like actual cable channels. They're just there're they 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:58.880 come with the TVs and you have to kind of 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:01.440 like press buttons to find them. It's it's the weirdest thing. 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:03.840 Maybe I'm maybe I think we're talking about the same thing, 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:07.120 but you have yours in your universe. I don't know. 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:09.160 This is just this is just called the LG like 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:12.600 digital channel series and I don't know this these are 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:15.839 but what my point is, the larger issue is these 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:19.720 are the things that I'm discovering while in quarantine, Like 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:22.760 I would never have stumbled upon that had I not 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:27.160 had eleven hours in a row on my hands, you know. 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:31.040 And and Brodie, I don't know about you, but I'm 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:35.280 now starting to like do stupid things like huh, let 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:37.640 me go, let me adjust the brightness, let me adjust 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:40.120 the picture. The sound? Is the sound as optimal as 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.440 it could possibly be? And I'm literally fucking with the remote, 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:45.560 saying what does this button do? What is this I'm 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:48.360 literally going through menus of things I'm trying to get 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:52.000 like my router, you know, from my my WiFi. I'm 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:54.320 like trying to figure things out there. I'm like, I'm 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:58.160 like really like diving deep into every piece of technology 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:00.560 that I own to make sure that I'm getting optimal 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:04.640 use out of it. And that's just on the technology side. Okay, 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:06.880 So I'm recording this right as as we're doing the 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.240 podcast on my end and you're recording on your end, 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:12.160 and I'm looking at the wave file in front of me, 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:15.040 and I did not speak for a minute and twenty 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:21.039 three seconds. Louis Is might thank me for this. I 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:24.400 can find it. I can find chunks of audio or 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.839 I don't say a word, I know, for twelve minutes straight. Yeah, 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:31.640 and all I say is don't I'm not criticizing me 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:36.360 that I'm not. Absolutely not the only reason crazy, I'm 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.920 a cage fucking monkey. The only reason, the only reason 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:40.400 I brought that up is it a minute in twenty 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:42.839 three seconds prior, I wanted to add something to what 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:44.720 I was saying, and I didn't want to. I didn't 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:47.320 want to. Forget No Mystery Science Theater. The people that 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.800 made Mystery Science, the three thousand some of them, are 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:51.680 working on a new project. It's not new, it's like 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:53.920 ten years old called riff Tracks r I F F 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:57.159 T R A X. And that's the channel that's built 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:59.800 in through the television. There's a riff Tracks channel. It's 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:02.560 only four hours a day of making fun of old movies. 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:05.400 So that was so long ago in this podcast that 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:08.760 I forgot what the initial comment was that set that 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:10.720 off that, which is why yeah, right, it's why we 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:12.600 set it up. You should have jumped in and edit 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.520 it then. No. You you know, you were talking about 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:19.239 like changing the brightness on your television and adjusting the colors, 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:21.080 but you aren't you doing stupid things around like that 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:24.719 around the house. I got going to do a TV Okay, 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:26.800 So it reminds me of two things. One it reminds 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:31.400 me of home projects, which is Home Depot related, uh, 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:34.000 which was that I was at home Depot on Friday 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:37.480 around five o'clock. I was out grocery shopping in case 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:39.400 you're wondering why I was out, and on the way home, 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:40.640 I'm like, oh, I really need to stop and pick 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:42.280 up something at home Depot. And I have my mask, 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:44.719 I have my goggles, have my gloves, have everything that 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:47.680 that I feel comfortable wearing. And I went to Home 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:50.440 Depot to run in and grab the one thing. And 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:53.240 the line for Home Depot, because they're social distancing, they 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:56.840 have everybody lined up six ft apart and they only 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:59.360 let people in as people come out. Well, the line 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:01.640 was a on the front of the store, down the 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.640 side of the store, and into the parking lot. Yeah. 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:08.440 That's my best guess is people are catching up on 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:11.000 those home improvement things the same way you go to 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:14.280 like these craft stores like Michael's or even the craft 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:17.440 section of like a Walmart or Target, and like everything 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:20.760 sold out. Like you guys don't have fucking crayons. You 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:22.720 gotta be kidding me. To the day I was looking 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:26.400 for clear tape. I just wanted some scotch tape. They 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:28.440 didn't have any, and I'm like, what's what the run 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:31.120 of type tape like this toilet paper And they're like, 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:34.080 you don't understand. They say, a lot of kids are 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:36.320 you know, the kids are home, So we're out of 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:39.360 sidewalk chalk. We talked about that, we're out of anything, 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:42.679 any supplies that you could normally find on any given 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:47.040 day in any store ever. But they're out of, um 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:50.680 the tape and rubber bands. No rubber bands, rubber bands, oh, 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:53.160 rubber bands, and the hood masks on people are making 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:56.720 their homemade masks. That's why I couldn't figure out the 0:07:56.960 --> 0:08:00.520 rubber band thing. Yeah, hair twist ees, ponytail holders, all 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.560 that stuff people are using to uh to attach their 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:07.240 their their bandanas that they're making into scarves into. Looking 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:10.240 for twist ties and they couldn't. I couldn't even find those. 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:13.360 They're like, sorry, man, you got you gotta buy garbage 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:15.520 bags in order to get the twist ties. Yeah. By 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.320 the way, you don't sell twist I said, you don't 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:20.440 tell twist ties, like like you know just loose like 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:22.280 a bunch of like twenty Twitter and they're like, no, 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:25.800 they only come inside the garbage bags. A month ago, 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:28.200 being from Brooklyn, I was very tempted to grab a 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.040 box of trash bags, open it up, grab the twist ties, 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:32.600 and walk out, but I didn't do that. You can 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:34.520 go online and get twist ties if you need to, though, 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:38.160 I mean, let's be honest. But as far as masks go, uh, 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.600 people who were making masks a month ago because there 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:44.160 were no masks fear not. There are now masks on Amazon, 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:46.320 which I talked about on the Walkers and Talkers podcast. 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:50.840 If you search for face masks on Amazon fu Amazon. 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.440 They have the worst search engine imaginable because if you 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:56.240 search for anything, half of your results are nothing like 0:08:56.280 --> 0:08:58.480 what you search for. So if you search for face mask, 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.280 you know what the top five pages of stuff are 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:04.839 that you get, like women women's facial masks. I didn't 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:07.600 search for facial masks. I want a face mask to 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:10.040 cover my mouth so I don't get coronavirus. And by 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:14.559 the way, you were an employee at Amazon who works 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:17.520 on the tech side with the pandemic, even if that 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:21.000 pops up by default during this time, you should make 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:24.600 regular face masks pop up by default. You can order 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:26.120 it any way the fun you want. You could put 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:28.439 the facial masks after that, right, which is which is 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:30.840 what I tweeted about a few days ago. I tweeted 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.079 an Amazon I'm like, hey, you should have a link 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:36.079 on the front page of Amazon dot com. Here are 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:39.960 your face masks that that that you're looking for? Here 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:43.160 everything that is an actual face mask. So, like I 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:45.000 wanted a walk in dead face mask, if you search 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:47.920 for walking dead face mask, you get actual like zombie masks. 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:50.320 You don't get the kind of masks you want, which 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:53.840 is kind of coincidental since so many people. Unfortunately, I'm 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:58.040 pretty sure the population googling face mask in any search 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:02.720 engine is talking about the to prevent the So after 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:06.520 an hour I realized, because I found some some masks 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:08.600 were coming up in my searches, you have to search 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:11.480 for a dust mask. Now, why would you search for 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.720 a dust mask if you're looking for the kind of 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:16.319 masks a nurse wears. I don't mean nurse quality, I'm 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:19.120 saying their medical masks, right, But if you search under medical, 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.360 you don't get you only get like a box of 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:24.920 disposable medical ones. I was looking for ones that had patterns, 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.280 so like, if you search for Mets face mask, you 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:30.839 might find one. So I searched for again, it's impossible 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:34.400 to find a walking dead face mask because again zombie 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:36.960 masks come up. But if you search for walking dead 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:40.400 dust mask, then you can find some. So the you 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:43.120 know as a great search engine Etsy. If you search 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:45.440 on Etsy for what you want, you find it. How 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:47.600 how look? I know Amazon is trying to sell me 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:52.040 other stuff. So when you search for USB adapter, you 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:55.400 find adapters, you find US B S, but you I 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:57.720 want USB adapter. I don't want things that have a 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.560 U and S and a B in it. It's the 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:01.439 worst arch engine. But I guess they want you to 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:03.280 look at other stuff and go, oh, I don't need that, 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:05.240 but it came up with my search results. I'll buy that. Also, 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:09.040 I can't criticize, right, but don't show me that in 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:13.119 my search results. When I specifically want a one eighth 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:18.240 auxiliary cable into a three quarters cable coil, don't don't, 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:21.720 don't don't put up coils. I don't want coils, so 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:25.319 so f you Amazon overall, But I was able to 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:28.560 find a bunch of masks on Amazon that I want again. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:31.080 I think I mentioned you off off this podcast. I 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:35.040 found um New York Mets masks on eBay and Etsy 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:38.240 that I ordered. I got some Walking Dead masks I 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:42.480 only have I sent. I sent you a Beastie Boys mask, 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:45.200 and I sent Jamie, my co walk my co host 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:47.200 from Walkers and Talkers. I sent her a bunch of 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:50.559 Walking Dead masks. So you can liven up the monotony 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:53.800 a little bit by getting a pattern mask. That's that's 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.720 what people are doing. Yeah, well I have the boring 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:59.080 blue one, but I wanted something that was like, you 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:00.400 know what, what would I do if this is the 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.520 real world, I'd wear something with a pattern. I'd wear 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:04.600 a Met shirt or a Met jersey. So let me 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:06.920 let me liven up you know who I am and 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:10.040 express myself through my mask because you can't see my face, 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:13.760 so you don't know if I'm smiling or not, you know. Uh, 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:16.120 So let me do something that says maybe it's a 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:18.559 conversation starter. Although on the other hand, I don't really 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:20.079 want to have a conversation to anybody, so maybe that's 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:24.480 a bad idea. This is well, this is actually a 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:29.439 time for the fugg lease isn't it our time? Yeah? Absolutely? 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:32.280 And and speaking of the fugg leaves, And by the way, 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:36.040 I want to get back you and I we where 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:38.199 I'm in public with our mess I'm like, yeah, look 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:40.160 at me, I got swagger. You can't see the lower 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:43.480 half of my face, right. So, and all the attractive people, 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:47.720 all the Instagram models, what are they doing? They must 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:50.840 be so miserable having to cover up, right, well, they 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:53.440 must be using skinny masks. There must be some like 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:55.920 really tight mask they could wear like skinny jeans. But 0:12:56.040 --> 0:12:59.439 yesterday I went out, uh to, like I said, supermarket 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:03.240 shopping whatever day it was Friday, Yeah, yesterday, And I 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:06.439 had the full the full mask on, had a navy 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:11.400 blue mask. I had navy blue um goggles on, not goggles. 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:14.480 I bought protective glasses on eBay. They're basically glasses, but 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:17.520 they're just glass frames or plastic to cover my eyes. 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:20.480 And I was like, wow, you can't see anything. I 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:23.480 look damn good today. You're right, I felt that. I 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:25.079 felt the same. I was like, wow, I look good. 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:29.480 So speaking of looking goods of the world unite, butter 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:31.560 face of the world unite. Uh, do you want me 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:34.440 to talk about a light problem I noticed, or the 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:37.400 morning show Elvistra in morning show video on Instagram, which 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:39.079 you want me to go to next, because I want 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:40.920 to take a little bit of both, but so you 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:44.320 take your choice. Let me let me start off with 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:46.079 the morning show video that went up at the Elvistra 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:50.000 and Elvis da Ran show account on Instagram. Our video 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:53.280 producer Diana. I don't know who had the idea. I 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:55.680 guess she did, doesn't you know, God bless whoever it was. 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:57.960 They put together a video of all the women on 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:01.280 the morning show, right, starting with Dan yelling Andy looking 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:03.720 great and then putting the remote up to the camera 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:06.000 and then taking it away, and then it was them 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:08.200 what they really look like during the day now since 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:10.320 they're not dressing up. So it was like a before 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.520 and after, right, and it was great. There's like this 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:15.079 seven or eight women on our morning show. It was great. 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.760 So then Ali sends a yeah, they put that that 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:20.200 was a TikTok that they then shared on Instagram right 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:22.600 right of TikTok right, and so I remember when where 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:25.320 we do TikTok's. Now they're not just for kids anymore. 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:27.560 And you heard it here first, okay, can I segue 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:30.920 now to TikTok's for a second. You can do that, Okay. Listen, 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:32.760 now see this is where we're at that fork in 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:34.560 the road on the float chart. Yeah, and we can 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:36.960 we can go down, get off the exit, but then 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:38.360 we go back to the on ramp and come back 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:40.920 right Okay. So it's speaking of TikTok's. I have been 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:44.640 on on TikTok watching shark videos and people jumping off 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:47.800 cliffs in flight suits, like just to keep myself busy. 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:49.920 But every once in a while, when you're going through 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:53.840 the for you section, h girls doing TikTok dances come up. 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:57.160 So I've noticed two things about the girls on TikTok, 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:59.680 which I zipped through as quickly as I can. This 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:01.240 is my kids TikTok. I don't need to watch other 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:04.240 kids doing it. It seems like every girl on TikTok's 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:06.840 name is Madison. That's step one. I don't know what 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.800 that's about. They're all One of the most popular tiktoker's 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:12.920 is named Addis. Her name is Addison. Yeah, I know 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:15.520 who she is. But again, Addison and Madison not the 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:19.120 same name. So that's my observation. Also, no one on TikTok. 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.600 As far as the girls who dance on TikTok, none 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:24.080 of them seem to know the proper use of the 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:26.800 word your. They use the wrong your all the time. 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:30.520 So I guess that's either it's either it's either a 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:33.520 TikTok thing or they make or they spend more time 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:36.480 learning how to pretend they're driving a car and doing 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:39.920 that arm lock thing that everybody does than than study 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:41.720 their grammar. I don't know, but I can't believe that 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:44.880 Charlie Damilio is she broke up with Chase Hudson because 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:51.680 that he was cheating on her. Do I lose you? 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:54.120 I don't. I don't know how to respond to that. 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:57.440 I don't know. I think you're on TikTok too much. 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:00.160 I am, Well, she started, you know, she used out 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:04.120 of the hype house. You know, the content houses. Yeah, 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:06.280 I love. I don't know if our audiences. I like 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:09.080 to find this and I'm exploring this world. I'm finding 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:12.800 it fascinating. They have sponsored houses, like physical houses that 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:16.400 these kids move into just so like with twenty rooms 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:19.080 in it, and they live there just solely to create 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:22.880 TikTok content. In fact, Rihanna opened up the fenty House. 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:27.040 But anyway, the hype House with with Charlie and Dixie, 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:30.400 her sister, older sister, and all these other people. There's 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:33.200 old drama going on within these houses. It's only amount 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:36.360 of time before a reality show comes out focusing on 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:38.720 the houses because and then there's the West Coast one, 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:41.840 which is the club House, and that's all like Beverly Hills, 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:45.880 like rotten, you know, teens with you know, born with 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:49.280 a silver spoon in their mouth, spending daddy's money. So 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:51.320 is your next podcast going to be a hype House 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:54.360 review podcast? No? But I got I know, I gotta 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:58.520 say listen always on. She's got, first of all, like 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:02.040 Charlie in the most Instagram a most followed uh TikToker, 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:06.120 she's got like forty three million followers. You know, I've 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:11.640 noticed a lot of the TV show garners about ten million, 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:15.520 if they're lucky, ten million viewers. Yeah, but that's that 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:18.119 She's got forty three. She got four times the amount 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:22.680 on one every fucking videos she puts out. She doesn't 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:24.480 have that many views on every video. She hasn't that 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:27.359 many followers. That's not views. Some of those people may 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:29.520 not watch. It doesn't matter. She's got millions, it doesn't 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:34.880 matter she's competing with with the most watched shows on Netflix. Yes, 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:37.359 I know she's very popular and she's finding a way 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:39.439 to make money out of it. I got God bless her. No, No, 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:41.600 that's great. That's what it's all about. Again. That that 0:17:41.640 --> 0:17:44.080 thing I complained about on Instagram, It's happening on TikTok 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:46.320 now where you're watching a TikTok video and all of 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:48.720 a sudden they pull out an energy drink. They're doing 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:50.640 the Scary Jones thing. I need a jingle for that. 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:54.480 The TikTokers are pulling out sponsored product now or them. 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:58.959 That's called Yeah, that's called capitalism. Absolutely. But you're like, oh, 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:01.760 but but no, one I'm saying, is that's an endorsement. Yes, 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:03.720 I got that. I'm just saying you're trying to say, 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:05.800 that's the equivalent of Oh, I think I'm gonna watch 0:18:05.880 --> 0:18:09.600 this awesome dance and the middle right, you're like da, 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:11.199 and like as they pull they pull out a can 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:14.000 of of like boom energy drink whatever it is, or 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:16.119 they're like like looking into the lens and they're like 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:19.679 delarusso makes me see better? Yeah, I hite the jingle 0:18:20.440 --> 0:18:27.760 that commercial. These kids are very right to make every 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:30.680 penny they want, but you don't. I want to start 0:18:30.680 --> 0:18:33.679 seeing fifty of everything you make for playing jingles on 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:38.000 our podcast. So anyway, anyway, that's what's going on in 0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:39.719 the world of TikTok and I love it. I've been 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:42.399 following it now, like because once again I've got way 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:44.600 too much time on my hands. Okay speaking away too 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:46.960 much time and TikTok and it reminds me about before 0:18:47.000 --> 0:18:48.280 when you say you were just in the lights on 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:51.639 your television set one of your videos you posted. I 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:55.320 don't remember where I saw it. You've got an actual 0:18:55.359 --> 0:18:58.200 photographer's light in your house with the doors on it. What? 0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:02.720 What the hell is that? Yeah? What is that? How 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:07.520 much did you pay for that thing? Irrelevant? Okay, so irrelevant. 0:19:07.880 --> 0:19:10.600 I have, dude, that's an expensive light. What what do 0:19:10.600 --> 0:19:13.160 you mean that photographer's light? It's a it's an actual 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:15.760 it has a tripod. Right, are you a photographer seven 0:19:15.760 --> 0:19:17.400 ft high? Are you a photographer now that I don't 0:19:17.400 --> 0:19:19.440 know about. No, it's a L E D L E 0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:22.840 ED light. It's it's rectangular and it has what we 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:25.040 call barn doors on it, the barn doors of the 0:19:25.080 --> 0:19:28.719 shutters that you could open, open and close, you know, 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:31.680 in the rectangular you know there's four panels and steel panels. Okay, 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:34.360 but why do you need huh, why do you need that? 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:40.119 You do? You have women? Here's what's going on, and 0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:42.639 this is this is a real thing. Oh I don't 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:45.760 real thing for people. I get Okay. We do Zoom 0:19:45.800 --> 0:19:48.680 meetings in the daytime. Yeah, and you sit and you 0:19:48.760 --> 0:19:51.080 sit in the dark. We talked about that last week. Okay, okay, 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:55.040 well that's the problem, not solution. This was a solution 0:19:55.119 --> 0:19:57.320 for the problem. You could turn the lights on the apartment. 0:19:57.600 --> 0:20:01.520 I am. Let me, let me back try to your point, 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:03.280 and that is we are. We do have a lot 0:20:03.320 --> 0:20:05.480 of Zoom meetings now, and we do them with clients, 0:20:05.520 --> 0:20:07.119 not just the morning show. It's a lot. I'm on 0:20:07.200 --> 0:20:09.920 camera a lot, and unfortunately I sit in front of 0:20:09.920 --> 0:20:13.159 the computer and I'm backlit and I have no I 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:15.960 have no lighting. I have a tiny lamp. That doesn't 0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:19.760 do me justice. It's just so I look like, um, 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:22.800 this fucking creepstir in the darkness, like the banker on 0:20:22.840 --> 0:20:25.000 deal or no deal, Like that's what I look like, 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:28.080 and I can fix it in the light. There's no 0:20:28.200 --> 0:20:32.200 light anywhere. No, no. All the lighting I have are 0:20:32.280 --> 0:20:35.199 are low our lamps and they're all there's no The 0:20:35.320 --> 0:20:37.719 only overheads I have are in my kitchen and in 0:20:37.760 --> 0:20:43.879 my bathroom. All the light is lamps. Yeah, there is 0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:49.439 they they is lamps, right, Okay, that makes sense. But anyway, 0:20:49.560 --> 0:20:53.720 my point is, so I need a source of light, 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:58.080 an abundant source of light, like a floodlight, a spotlight 0:20:58.240 --> 0:21:01.959 that's on me during these Zoom meetings, because so I 0:21:02.040 --> 0:21:05.919 can be lit up because everyone because it's awkward, Everyone 0:21:05.960 --> 0:21:08.640 makes jokes scary, why are you in the dark? Man? 0:21:09.040 --> 0:21:11.119 And I'm like, I look like an idiot, So I 0:21:11.160 --> 0:21:13.880 have to be presentable. I mean, it's the same way. 0:21:14.040 --> 0:21:15.440 You take more than that light? How much did you 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:17.840 pay for the light? Scary? More or less than the 0:21:17.920 --> 0:21:21.000 Sweller system you're having. Let me say this, there are 0:21:21.080 --> 0:21:25.560 very popular lights called ring lights are good solution. You 0:21:25.960 --> 0:21:28.240 can get them for you can get them for fifteen dollars, 0:21:28.240 --> 0:21:31.600 twenty dollars. You can get these. These are and their 0:21:31.640 --> 0:21:35.080 circular and they're perfect for these TikTokers. Well they're pulling 0:21:35.080 --> 0:21:37.080 out their energy drink and doing their dances for you. 0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:41.080 A lot of YouTubers use them and whatever popular. Everyone 0:21:41.080 --> 0:21:42.800 knows what ring light is. Why did you buy one 0:21:42.840 --> 0:21:44.680 of those? No? I imagine you there's a lot of 0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:46.919 people listening to this podcast. They do not know. I'm 0:21:46.960 --> 0:21:49.560 saying they know ring night lights. Now what now they do? 0:21:49.600 --> 0:21:53.840 Why didn't you get one? Because I read up on 0:21:53.920 --> 0:21:56.520 ring light? Hold on pause right there. The ring light 0:21:57.200 --> 0:22:00.840 is the financial equivalent of the forty a dollar microphone 0:22:00.880 --> 0:22:04.720 I bought. Now you went instead of the forty four 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:09.240 on the microphone. You spend hundreds of dollars on your supersystem. 0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:11.240 So it sounds to me like you bought the equivalent 0:22:11.320 --> 0:22:13.760 in lights? Would that be fair to say? It is 0:22:13.800 --> 0:22:18.359 a light, it's rectangular, and it's only seven seven inches 0:22:18.440 --> 0:22:21.200 by four inches. It's a seven by four light. Okay, 0:22:21.200 --> 0:22:24.040 So rather than a round light, you pick a square 0:22:24.200 --> 0:22:26.439 because here's the problem with a ring light, okay, And 0:22:26.480 --> 0:22:29.560 that's just that, and maybe somebody can somebody can tell 0:22:29.560 --> 0:22:32.159 me what's up with this. The ring lights emit a 0:22:32.280 --> 0:22:36.240 light that kind of makes They're good for a kind 0:22:36.240 --> 0:22:39.920 of light that where the light falls off your face. 0:22:40.000 --> 0:22:43.480 It's good from makeup tutorials so mostly women are on 0:22:43.520 --> 0:22:45.359 there doing makeup and you can see the contours of 0:22:45.400 --> 0:22:48.040 their face and ship and whatever. And I'm like, whoa, 0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:50.119 I said, I'm not trying to achieve that. I just 0:22:50.200 --> 0:22:53.360 want a big burst of light in my general direction, 0:22:53.800 --> 0:22:56.399 lighting up my whole fucking figure, like kind of like 0:22:56.400 --> 0:22:57.960 you always be a big figure when you're out in 0:22:57.960 --> 0:22:59.560 the club. You want that too, you always want the 0:22:59.560 --> 0:23:01.760 big spot light on you. I get it. It's not 0:23:01.840 --> 0:23:04.400 about that. The point is I there was a problem, 0:23:04.520 --> 0:23:07.160 all right, It needed a solution, and that was my solution. 0:23:07.320 --> 0:23:13.720 How much was the light fifty bucks sixty? It was 0:23:13.880 --> 0:23:19.560 it was over a hundred dollars with the tripod, with 0:23:19.720 --> 0:23:26.440 the seven foot tripod, over a hundred dollars to light 0:23:26.480 --> 0:23:30.840 yourself on zoom. Well, it's forever. It's it's I can carry, 0:23:30.840 --> 0:23:33.080 it has battery packs, it has battery charges, I can 0:23:33.160 --> 0:23:34.479 I can go out in the field with it. If 0:23:34.480 --> 0:23:35.840 I needed to do a shoe, you know, I would 0:23:35.840 --> 0:23:37.280 have taken a wrench and a and a and a 0:23:37.359 --> 0:23:40.320 flashlight and and prop the wrench around the light so 0:23:40.400 --> 0:23:45.880 angled towards my face. It would have been your solution. 0:23:45.880 --> 0:23:48.560 That would have been my solution, or I could just 0:23:48.640 --> 0:23:52.440 picture you with the duct tape and trying to balance 0:23:52.520 --> 0:24:00.119 a balance a flashlight over the you. You would do that. 0:24:00.640 --> 0:24:04.000 I have a headband lamp that you where when you're 0:24:04.000 --> 0:24:06.840 working in crawl spaces or if you lose power, so 0:24:06.880 --> 0:24:09.520 it's like it's a headband with lights and you can adjust. 0:24:09.720 --> 0:24:12.040 What are you a coal miner? Yeah? So I would 0:24:12.040 --> 0:24:14.520 have wrapped that around my laptop and so that the 0:24:14.600 --> 0:24:17.240 light shined on me before I spent a hundred and 0:24:17.320 --> 0:24:20.200 fifty dollars or whatever you spent on a light. That's 0:24:20.200 --> 0:24:23.399 a photographer's light. It's a professional piece of equipment. What 0:24:23.440 --> 0:24:25.040 do you want me to do? I want you to 0:24:25.080 --> 0:24:29.760 not buy one? It also it also has two knobs. Okay, 0:24:29.800 --> 0:24:32.280 get this you could Okay, the one knob goes from 0:24:32.280 --> 0:24:36.080 ten to day, hold on, hold on, and the other 0:24:36.119 --> 0:24:39.480 knob goes out and spends a hundred dollars on a light. No, 0:24:41.280 --> 0:24:45.760 it goes from tungsten to daylight, six thousand degrees to 0:24:45.880 --> 0:24:48.639 twenty These is photography speak now. But the point is 0:24:49.000 --> 0:24:50.720 it's a soft light and a hard light. So it's 0:24:50.760 --> 0:24:53.520 it's the speak. Here, here's the best, here's the best 0:24:53.520 --> 0:24:55.040 way do you want to buy some time share I 0:24:55.080 --> 0:24:58.840 have to sell. No, here's the analogy. Women, ladies. You 0:24:58.880 --> 0:25:01.159 know your makeup mirrors you have with the lightings on 0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:02.760 the side, by the way, you don't know how one 0:25:02.760 --> 0:25:05.560 of the biggest lights, the biggest you turn the buttons 0:25:05.720 --> 0:25:08.200 the knobs and gives you like that orange light that 0:25:08.359 --> 0:25:11.760 glow for the night time. That's what the equivalent of 0:25:11.760 --> 0:25:15.280 this is in a knob format. Oh, it's definitely and 0:25:15.520 --> 0:25:18.200 I can perfect it's adjustable. By the way, men were 0:25:18.280 --> 0:25:22.119 makeup too, I think you're being sexist. Do you not 0:25:22.160 --> 0:25:26.159 know who Jeffrey stars? Yeah? All right, what kind of 0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:34.119 light does he use? Go fund yourself? Okay, So, like 0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:35.880 twenty minutes ago, I was talking about the Morning Show 0:25:35.960 --> 0:25:39.680 video and all the girls. So Ali, we're going back 0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:43.320 on that one, back on version from that. You know 0:25:43.359 --> 0:25:45.480 how you are, You always go off on tangents anyway, 0:25:45.520 --> 0:25:48.680 So the Morning Show video, So Ali texted everybody, all 0:25:48.720 --> 0:25:51.800 the men, and said, they want us to let ourselves 0:25:51.800 --> 0:25:56.480 go don't shave, right, and then film us looking crappy 0:25:56.800 --> 0:25:59.119 and then shave and do our hair or whatever, and 0:25:59.160 --> 0:26:01.480 then make ourselves look good for this video so that 0:26:01.520 --> 0:26:05.160 they can show it before and after right, I don't 0:26:05.200 --> 0:26:09.680 have it before. Maybe you should go out and buy 0:26:09.680 --> 0:26:12.359 one of these photography Like, yeah, so what I'm thinking 0:26:12.359 --> 0:26:15.320 of doing as a joke is to do and after 0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:18.520 and after. So I'm gonna be on the couch looking 0:26:18.560 --> 0:26:21.760 like a slob and then click the remote and then 0:26:21.760 --> 0:26:24.760 I'm still looking like a I do think that that's fun. 0:26:24.840 --> 0:26:26.720 That's funny. I think that's a punchline. But you just 0:26:26.720 --> 0:26:28.600 gave it away to everybody. I'm just telling you, I 0:26:28.600 --> 0:26:29.800 may do that. I don't know if I'm gonna do 0:26:29.800 --> 0:26:31.520 it or not. Even if I do it, it's still visual. 0:26:31.760 --> 0:26:33.440 I have some ideas would have to be they would 0:26:33.480 --> 0:26:35.239 have to end with that. That would be the funny one, 0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:37.800 like like ha ha joke punchline. Yeah, I'm fine with that. 0:26:37.800 --> 0:26:40.720 That's the point I'm saying, I may do that. Yeah, 0:26:40.760 --> 0:26:43.840 I may do that. Hilarious. Um, So I have to 0:26:43.840 --> 0:26:50.000 know sacrifice and not shave. Well, I just shaved a 0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:52.320 day and a half I think before this text message 0:26:52.359 --> 0:26:55.680 came through. She's like, don't shave till wednesday. Had I known, 0:26:57.160 --> 0:26:59.800 I wouldn't have shaved the beard I had or what 0:26:59.840 --> 0:27:02.639 I've had on my face, because it doesn't have to 0:27:02.640 --> 0:27:04.479 be till Wednesday. If I already had the scruffy face, 0:27:04.520 --> 0:27:06.879 I coulda I could have filmed it today. So now 0:27:06.920 --> 0:27:10.280 I'm two days in to three days in maybe to 0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:13.760 not shaving. So I'm not gonna go till Wednesday not shaving. 0:27:14.080 --> 0:27:16.240 There's no way I'm doing that. So I may have 0:27:16.280 --> 0:27:17.960 to film the like, there's no reason I can't film 0:27:17.960 --> 0:27:20.720 the video on Monday or Tuesday. Right, there's no reason 0:27:20.760 --> 0:27:24.640 I can't do that. I don't see why not? Right, 0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:26.800 So you can do that, Yeah, you get away with that. 0:27:27.240 --> 0:27:31.240 How much scruff are you gonna have between now and Wednesday? Well, 0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:36.080 I'm already two days in, so that's gonna be a lot. Man. Uh, yeah, 0:27:36.119 --> 0:27:38.960 that's gonna be a lot. I don't know if I 0:27:39.000 --> 0:27:41.600 can handle this, because if I have to do something 0:27:41.600 --> 0:27:45.360 on Monday and record something, I have to. They want 0:27:45.359 --> 0:27:49.560 me to record a video for a high school prompt 0:27:49.560 --> 0:27:54.280 for one of our radio stations. You really really want 0:27:54.320 --> 0:27:56.800 me to look like a fucking pedophile. Hey, here I 0:27:56.840 --> 0:27:58.760 am with my fucking beard. No, I can't do it. 0:27:58.800 --> 0:28:00.960 I have to be clean shaven. I have to comb 0:28:00.960 --> 0:28:03.240 my hair and take a shower. Wit are pedophiles known 0:28:03.240 --> 0:28:09.560 for having beards, I mean no, but yeah, and the 0:28:09.600 --> 0:28:13.800 creepy mustaches. Yes, wearing an unscruffed beard. By the way, 0:28:13.840 --> 0:28:14.960 do you have a Do you have a razor to 0:28:15.000 --> 0:28:20.760 trim your beard? M nah? Like nah, right, I have. 0:28:20.840 --> 0:28:23.840 I look at guys like Drake and like dj Kalet, 0:28:23.840 --> 0:28:25.440 and I'm like, how the hell do they do that? 0:28:26.080 --> 0:28:29.360 They got those sharp trimmers and stuff, but even even 0:28:30.119 --> 0:28:32.720 even like to go from like two inches of beard 0:28:32.720 --> 0:28:34.320 to one inch of beard, you have to have a 0:28:34.320 --> 0:28:37.120 beard like a trimmer, right, trimmer right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:28:37.240 --> 0:28:39.040 I have never. I have never in my life owned 0:28:39.080 --> 0:28:41.960 one of those. So anytime, like we're on vacation from 0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:43.680 work and I want to grow up and not shaved 0:28:43.720 --> 0:28:45.960 for a few days, I let it grow up until 0:28:45.960 --> 0:28:48.520 the point it's annoying and itchy, and then I shave it. 0:28:48.560 --> 0:28:51.959 Because I've never owned any kind of device, so like, 0:28:52.000 --> 0:28:54.240 I can take scissors to it, but it's never even 0:28:54.840 --> 0:28:58.720 and so yeah, I'm zero to sixty done. Well, I 0:28:58.720 --> 0:29:00.680 go like zero to twenty, right, and then I go, 0:29:00.840 --> 0:29:03.120 I gotta get rid of it, because you run the risk. 0:29:03.280 --> 0:29:06.120 There's a there's a no turning back point where if 0:29:06.120 --> 0:29:08.320 you go a week and a half for me where 0:29:08.360 --> 0:29:11.600 you don't shave, then the razor hurts, and then you 0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:13.520 don't want to shave because you're like afraid to shave 0:29:13.560 --> 0:29:15.640 because it hurts, So then you don't shave until it 0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:17.959 hurts a lot. But I've never owned a razor, so 0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:21.600 now with the advent of nobody can cut your hair, 0:29:23.160 --> 0:29:27.800 I'm thinking about buying clippers two shave or or shorten 0:29:27.880 --> 0:29:31.720 my hair. Have you're stimulating the economy? Have you douying 0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:34.960 beer tremmers? And I'm buying photo lights? Oh yeah, that's 0:29:35.000 --> 0:29:37.920 the same thing. I saw all expos on the news 0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:42.000 about people buying photography lights that that's the same thing. 0:29:43.360 --> 0:29:46.240 By the way, have you cut your hair at all? Nope, 0:29:47.120 --> 0:29:50.320 I'm eight weeks in Okay. I had gotten a haircut 0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:53.680 about two weeks before the lockdown, so I'm probably two 0:29:53.720 --> 0:29:59.800 weeks away from being desperate. So somebody sent me a link. 0:30:00.320 --> 0:30:02.840 I have to find it. It was a story about 0:30:02.880 --> 0:30:06.040 online video barbers. If you heard about this, I thought, 0:30:06.680 --> 0:30:08.560 I I so I texted Elvis. I thought to be 0:30:08.560 --> 0:30:10.080 a great bit for you to do either on air 0:30:10.920 --> 0:30:13.080 or off air, like and then come in and show 0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:16.280 your hair cut, so you pay barbers through this service 0:30:16.720 --> 0:30:18.120 and they come on and give you a one on 0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:23.280 one FaceTime chat or zoom or whatever where they talk 0:30:23.360 --> 0:30:25.880 you through how to cut your own hair. So you 0:30:25.960 --> 0:30:28.600 mirror them and they show you, like, grab your hair 0:30:28.680 --> 0:30:31.120 this way and then cut it. Grab your hair from 0:30:31.160 --> 0:30:35.920 here and cut it, use the razor here this way. 0:30:36.440 --> 0:30:38.640 Why not? I think it'd be a great bit. How 0:30:38.680 --> 0:30:40.720 great would that be? We're like on Tuesday next week 0:30:40.960 --> 0:30:43.040 you say you signed up for it, right, and then 0:30:43.120 --> 0:30:45.240 you do it. Tuesday night you put up pictures and 0:30:45.320 --> 0:30:47.840 video on our social media and Wednesday you come in 0:30:47.880 --> 0:30:52.880 with your your new video helped haircut cutting your own 0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:56.040 hair for dummies. Well no, not just be for you, 0:30:56.240 --> 0:31:00.760 but yeah, that's right. So the barber talks you through it. Well, 0:31:01.200 --> 0:31:04.040 could you do that? We're we're from Brooklyn. We're more 0:31:04.080 --> 0:31:07.080 resourceful than that. I know a guy, you know a guy. 0:31:07.280 --> 0:31:12.360 I know a guy who's having like speak speakeasy barber shop, 0:31:12.720 --> 0:31:14.800 a little on the side, action, little bit on the 0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:18.120 side out in his tool shed. The guy whoves on 0:31:18.120 --> 0:31:22.640 Staten Island. I'm out why because he's not Brooklyn. No, 0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:26.560 not that it's because because because and apparently, how how 0:31:26.560 --> 0:31:29.560 do I say that. I hear that he's dressed up 0:31:29.560 --> 0:31:32.840 in like a has Matt suit or something close to it. 0:31:32.960 --> 0:31:37.720 I'm being you know, actually here, folks, and he cuts 0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:42.440 your hair safely, and then you get your hair cutting me. 0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:44.360 You know, what's it? You tip him in. That's it 0:31:45.440 --> 0:31:49.320 a little side business. I I was told by a 0:31:49.320 --> 0:31:52.920 friend of mine who says, hey, because I posted this 0:31:52.960 --> 0:31:55.280 on Instagram of me with my out of control hair, 0:31:55.320 --> 0:31:58.440 it's like ridiculous. And he said, hey, man, listen, he's 0:31:58.440 --> 0:32:00.920 slid into my d M because I know a guy 0:32:01.120 --> 0:32:03.680 you want, you want, you want to do this, And 0:32:03.720 --> 0:32:05.840 I'm like, I thought about it for a second. Then 0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:09.120 I'm like, I can't. I can't. I can't do it 0:32:09.440 --> 0:32:13.840 but this guy. But but these businesses exist, these people 0:32:13.880 --> 0:32:17.640 are doing They're conducting haircuts in the privacy of their 0:32:17.680 --> 0:32:21.560 own home or out in the backyard somewhere. That's it 0:32:21.600 --> 0:32:24.080 I needed. I need a friend who's been my friend 0:32:24.080 --> 0:32:26.120 for years, who knows how to cut hair, that I 0:32:26.160 --> 0:32:28.480 can trust, I know where they've been. That's what I need. 0:32:29.120 --> 0:32:31.800 I don't have that. I have radio friends, I have 0:32:31.840 --> 0:32:34.720 sales guy friends. I don't know. Did you ever think 0:32:34.720 --> 0:32:38.040 he would need? Uh? You know a haircut hook up. No, 0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:39.880 I don't have one of those. I oh yeah, it 0:32:39.960 --> 0:32:41.720 never occurred to me. Like you're like, oh, I have 0:32:41.720 --> 0:32:44.640 a doctor in the family. That's great. You don't have 0:32:44.680 --> 0:32:46.360 that I have, you know, I have. I have lawyers, 0:32:46.400 --> 0:32:48.320 I have accountants like I have, you know the stuff 0:32:48.320 --> 0:32:49.480 that you're like, Oh, I wish I had like a 0:32:49.520 --> 0:32:50.960 doctor in the family. I got a lot of doctors 0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:54.120 in my family. I need a barber. I don't have 0:32:54.160 --> 0:32:57.240 an uncle Giuseppe, like you have a better shot of that. 0:32:58.200 --> 0:33:01.600 Jews don't tend to be balls well, and if you're 0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:03.720 a Jewish father, if you want me to pass along 0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:06.160 the info, I know a guy. If you want to 0:33:06.160 --> 0:33:08.640 get it done, you could get it done. But I was, 0:33:08.720 --> 0:33:10.200 I'm like, you know what, let me see how far 0:33:10.240 --> 0:33:12.680 I can take this. I got with my long hair. 0:33:12.920 --> 0:33:14.920 Plus I gotta I gotta pay twenty dollars and gas 0:33:14.960 --> 0:33:16.840 and tolls to go to this guy. I'm already in 0:33:16.840 --> 0:33:18.440 the hole before I even show up there. See, I 0:33:18.480 --> 0:33:21.200 wouldn't even think about that. We spent We spent two 0:33:21.280 --> 0:33:28.080 hundred dollars on a light. You know you have to, 0:33:29.120 --> 0:33:31.880 but some things are just worth it. Like I mean, Okay, Well, 0:33:31.960 --> 0:33:33.440 let me ask you this because this is a question 0:33:33.480 --> 0:33:36.160 that's been bothering me now for two weeks. My wife's 0:33:36.200 --> 0:33:40.800 car needs new tires. Okay, and because it's all will drive, 0:33:41.080 --> 0:33:44.960 they recommend you replace all four tires at once, So 0:33:45.480 --> 0:33:47.320 I'm not gonna get into it. I'm only gonna put 0:33:47.320 --> 0:33:51.280 two on. There's a reason. But anyway, the tires are 0:33:52.080 --> 0:33:54.800 like a hundred and forty dollars plus they want you 0:33:54.840 --> 0:33:58.840 to pay twenty five dollars to balance them and mount them, 0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:00.800 and then they're gonna tell me I'm gonna need new 0:34:00.800 --> 0:34:03.240 wheel alignment because the car was out of alignment, which 0:34:03.240 --> 0:34:06.800 is why the tires went bad. So just the two 0:34:06.840 --> 0:34:09.120 tires because I have to match the tread patent on 0:34:09.160 --> 0:34:11.759 the two tires to the four tires. Don't tweet me 0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:13.520 if I'm wrong. I'm just telling you what they told me. 0:34:14.640 --> 0:34:19.000 It's like four dollars for two tires. So my question, 0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:21.919 I googled what I'm about to ask, scary. Why are 0:34:22.000 --> 0:34:25.880 tires so expensive? And I'm let me explain. It's just 0:34:26.040 --> 0:34:29.560 rubber that they put into a mold. They probably didn't 0:34:29.600 --> 0:34:32.360 need a lot of manpower. Right when you when you 0:34:32.360 --> 0:34:34.040 get new tires. What do you do with the old tires? 0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:36.959 You give the tires to the place. They get money 0:34:37.000 --> 0:34:39.680 back for recycling them. Right, the rubber goes right back 0:34:39.719 --> 0:34:42.680 to goodyear of firestone. However, they melt the tires down 0:34:42.880 --> 0:34:47.479 and remold them, right, Why am I? Yeah, they're making 0:34:47.520 --> 0:34:50.560 money off of your bones. Right. And you know what 0:34:50.600 --> 0:34:52.880 a lot of places do they charge you? Get this, 0:34:53.160 --> 0:34:57.399 They charge you five dollars to recycle the tires, so 0:34:57.840 --> 0:35:02.600 they pay you have to pay them them zero zero sense. Well, 0:35:02.640 --> 0:35:04.799 because they have to store them and they claim they 0:35:04.800 --> 0:35:07.719 get rid of them, but they're getting money for recycling them. 0:35:07.760 --> 0:35:10.920 I'm sure the junkyards pay them in bulk for tires 0:35:11.360 --> 0:35:13.879 because some places sell you use tires so you can 0:35:13.880 --> 0:35:16.319 have an emergency tire in your drunk. So they're making 0:35:16.320 --> 0:35:19.520 money off my old tire if it's decent. Right, So 0:35:20.920 --> 0:35:23.880 everybody's making money. Why is a piece of rubber a 0:35:23.960 --> 0:35:27.880 hundred and fifty dollars when it's most likely recycled. It 0:35:27.920 --> 0:35:30.680 doesn't make any sense now. The only responses I saw 0:35:30.719 --> 0:35:33.719 online because people, if you google wire tires so expensive, 0:35:33.920 --> 0:35:38.080 you get a lot of Reddit columns and chat room boards. Whatever. 0:35:38.719 --> 0:35:42.000 Excuse me, scamboni going on around here. There is a 0:35:42.080 --> 0:35:45.480 major scamboni with tires because they know you're desperate. Right, 0:35:45.719 --> 0:35:47.640 It's not like you can you can go without tires. 0:35:48.000 --> 0:35:49.520 And I know that a lot of money would into 0:35:49.520 --> 0:35:53.160 the science of tires, the research of tires. I get it. 0:35:53.360 --> 0:35:56.200 But once they designed the good Year Eagle or whatever, 0:35:56.640 --> 0:35:58.920 they can make the good Year Eagle for twenty five years. 0:35:58.960 --> 0:36:00.640 They don't have to make new mole is every twenty 0:36:00.640 --> 0:36:04.400 five years. They just make the same tire. And you know, 0:36:04.440 --> 0:36:06.360 the car companies are in on it, right. I was 0:36:06.360 --> 0:36:08.400 about to say that the car companies are in on 0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:11.000 this racket because because they say, we need to let 0:36:11.120 --> 0:36:13.200 let's do a different style of tires so you can't 0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:15.440 use that one, and then well, you guys will make 0:36:15.480 --> 0:36:17.920 more money. And then they're they're being kicked back to 0:36:18.080 --> 0:36:21.360 guarantee the kickback is and it's all sponsored, right, is 0:36:21.440 --> 0:36:23.920 Let's say let's say Dodge, if you buy a Dodge, 0:36:24.239 --> 0:36:27.239 they come with let's say good Year Eagle gts on them. Right, 0:36:27.239 --> 0:36:29.520 You're like, oh, hey, my new car came with good tires. 0:36:30.040 --> 0:36:33.120 That's because that's because they pay Dodge to use their 0:36:33.120 --> 0:36:35.919 tires or they give Dodge an incredible because they know 0:36:36.040 --> 0:36:38.200 that when the tire goes flat, I gotta buy another 0:36:38.239 --> 0:36:41.439 good Year. I gotta buy another good Year. Right exactly now, 0:36:41.480 --> 0:36:45.960 I know already you're already christened into their little racket. Right. 0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:49.640 The only time I'm gonna you're not gonna deviate from that, like, no, no, no, 0:36:49.719 --> 0:36:51.919 I need a good Year. It's gotta match the other three. Right. 0:36:51.960 --> 0:36:53.400 The only way that you get out of that that 0:36:53.480 --> 0:36:56.080 cycle is if you buy two tires and you have 0:36:56.560 --> 0:36:58.839 a front wheel or a rear wheel drive car, then 0:36:58.880 --> 0:37:00.560 you can put the two new Talk tires that aren't 0:37:00.600 --> 0:37:02.640 good Year on the you know, on the drive of 0:37:02.680 --> 0:37:04.520 the car, like my cause, real wheel. I could put 0:37:04.520 --> 0:37:06.960 the the other tires on the back and then eventually 0:37:07.040 --> 0:37:09.960 change the front ones, right, but you can't. You shouldn't 0:37:09.960 --> 0:37:12.560 replace one tire that doesn't match the other tires because 0:37:12.600 --> 0:37:14.920 then they don't grab the road properly. So it's a 0:37:14.920 --> 0:37:18.400 whole big scamboni. Uh. And I just feel like a 0:37:18.400 --> 0:37:23.680 tire should be like fifty bucks, right, fifty bucks scamboni. 0:37:25.600 --> 0:37:28.960 That's a scamboni. The whole tire industry. I'm giving a 0:37:28.960 --> 0:37:34.120 big few to the tire industry. It's ridiculous. Hey, tire industry, 0:37:34.440 --> 0:37:39.680 fuck you, fuck you right, thanks for your Scamboni industry. 0:37:39.800 --> 0:37:41.879 What's your thought? Is there any reason you could think 0:37:41.880 --> 0:37:43.800 of that a slab of rubber is a hundred and 0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:48.160 fifty bucks. No, there's no reason for it, because we 0:37:48.200 --> 0:37:50.080 know it's rubber is one of the cheapest things you 0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:53.200 could buy. Um, I'm I am totally on board with 0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:56.719 that Scamboni Brodi that is there. In fact, there is 0:37:56.760 --> 0:37:59.719 no other way. It can't be a Scamboni. Although you 0:37:59.719 --> 0:38:02.359 know what I did wants to save five dollars. So 0:38:02.480 --> 0:38:05.799 I was getting one tire about six months ago on 0:38:05.920 --> 0:38:08.880 my car and they're like, there's a five dollar recycling 0:38:08.920 --> 0:38:11.400 charge for your old tire. I said, oh, you know what, 0:38:11.400 --> 0:38:13.080 I'm gonna keep it. I'm gonna make a yard swing 0:38:13.080 --> 0:38:16.279 for my kids. Like okay, So they gave me the tire. 0:38:16.280 --> 0:38:18.279 I saved the five bucks, and then I dumped it 0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:21.520 in the garbage at another tire dealership that had a 0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:23.680 mountain of tires. I just threw my tire on their 0:38:23.840 --> 0:38:27.960 on their pile. Everybody listening should go out and when 0:38:27.960 --> 0:38:30.319 they need a new tire, buy a different tire from 0:38:30.360 --> 0:38:33.479 a different company. Every time. Well, yeah, I can hand 0:38:33.480 --> 0:38:36.080 Cook on the top on the on the left passenger side, 0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:39.640 and then you go for a Midas on the back 0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:43.719 right Continental and the hold on, hold on my Okay. 0:38:44.360 --> 0:38:47.160 First of all, that's a terrible idea because cars will 0:38:47.200 --> 0:38:49.920 slide all over the road. I just explained that. Second 0:38:49.920 --> 0:38:52.799 of all, I don't know. I think you should hand 0:38:52.840 --> 0:38:57.760 in your man card because you're trying to name four tires. 0:38:58.200 --> 0:39:00.000 Right Like if you had called into a morning show 0:39:00.000 --> 0:39:02.759 and they said, hey, call up one hundred, hold on, 0:39:02.880 --> 0:39:06.160 hold on, hold on. If they said, hey, scary Jones, 0:39:06.480 --> 0:39:09.640 name four tire companies for a thousand dollars, you said, 0:39:09.680 --> 0:39:14.160 Handcook and then Midas. The second tire company you mentioned 0:39:14.320 --> 0:39:19.840 is a company that fixed breaks breaks mightus doesn't make tires. No, 0:39:19.960 --> 0:39:22.400 they don't make tires. Mike Handcooks makes tires, and so 0:39:22.520 --> 0:39:25.120 does Michelin, and so does Continental. Okay, but you have yourself. 0:39:25.200 --> 0:39:28.399 But you're out after two because we got to name 0:39:28.400 --> 0:39:30.759 the other ones. Wait, mics doesn't make tires. Hold on, 0:39:31.080 --> 0:39:34.240 here's what you did that the mids touched what happened 0:39:34.239 --> 0:39:36.440 to that ship? That's how well they fix your brakes? 0:39:36.440 --> 0:39:39.359 And you're in your shop. Minus makes tires. Oh you're 0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:42.160 you're digging a big hole, my friend. Uh name four 0:39:42.200 --> 0:39:49.160 brands of tires, Goodyear, Panasonic, Sam Song, hold On, Yes, 0:39:50.280 --> 0:39:56.120 Midas going to there. Yeah, Midus tires for sale. No, 0:39:56.280 --> 0:39:59.800 they sell tires, but they're not their own. No Midas brand. 0:40:00.239 --> 0:40:02.640 There has to be have I not seen that on 0:40:02.640 --> 0:40:10.160 a freaking car. No, you haven't, Minus brand tires. Uh, man, 0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:15.360 have had handoff your man card, hand it over. Also, 0:40:15.600 --> 0:40:18.480 Jiffy Lube doesn't sell their own brand of tires. Scary 0:40:20.480 --> 0:40:22.960 the pet boys. The pet Boys don't make their own 0:40:22.960 --> 0:40:26.000 brand of tires. I know that, okay. Also, also, don't 0:40:26.000 --> 0:40:28.520 look for x on tires because XN doesn't make time. 0:40:28.520 --> 0:40:32.080 I thought I really did think Minus made tire whatever, dude, No, 0:40:32.080 --> 0:40:34.759 not whatever. That's a that's a major. Hey, listen, I 0:40:34.760 --> 0:40:37.360 can at least name for tire companies. I bet a 0:40:37.400 --> 0:40:41.520 lot of people can't. Okay, scary name name for football teams, 0:40:41.760 --> 0:40:46.239 the Jets and bed Bath and beyond. That's nicely what 0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:55.239 you just did? You really are? Yeah? I am oh, 0:40:55.800 --> 0:40:59.719 I'm you know Bertie. I will say this though, and 0:40:59.760 --> 0:41:01.600 if is another reason that I should hand in my 0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:05.279 man card, I'll give you a second one, because this 0:41:05.320 --> 0:41:08.040 project is staring me straight in the face. I have 0:41:09.200 --> 0:41:14.000 I bought this little side table about four months ago. 0:41:15.120 --> 0:41:19.279 No no, no, stop it stop it is it a 0:41:19.360 --> 0:41:24.960 table from my outdoor decorator. I have a glider outside. 0:41:24.960 --> 0:41:29.040 You know what glider is? The okay? Well some people 0:41:29.080 --> 0:41:31.560 you just did. Some people that don't know a glider is. Okay, 0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:33.640 I'm saying duff for me. First of all, if you 0:41:33.680 --> 0:41:36.120 have kids, what a glider we have? We have people 0:41:36.160 --> 0:41:38.760 listening to this podcast I'm talking about that. You should 0:41:38.760 --> 0:41:41.239 probably not talking about that for those people. I'm not 0:41:41.280 --> 0:41:44.600 saying because now people are like, fuck you Brodie because 0:41:44.600 --> 0:41:47.080 I don't know what a glider is. To know what 0:41:47.160 --> 0:41:48.840 it is, and if you do, that's great, don't add us, 0:41:48.840 --> 0:41:51.520 don't tweet us. I will, I will. There are people 0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:54.520 I was I was doing for me. You said, David Brody, 0:41:54.719 --> 0:41:56.399 do you know what a glider is? And I said, 0:41:56.520 --> 0:41:59.160 duh because as someone could say that as someone with 0:41:59.239 --> 0:42:02.680 three kids. The rocking chair long long ago was replaced 0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:05.840 by a glider. So you probably have a long rocking 0:42:06.160 --> 0:42:08.680 chair for two whatever points. It doesn't brought a bought 0:42:08.719 --> 0:42:10.600 a side table for it. You know, and I have 0:42:10.680 --> 0:42:12.800 to put it together, so it's been sitting in the box. 0:42:13.120 --> 0:42:16.600 Wouldn't you think that would be the thing to do, 0:42:16.880 --> 0:42:19.320 the perfect thing to do while hanging out in quarantine. 0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:22.239 I got nothing but time right, build this thing right. 0:42:22.239 --> 0:42:23.920 And if you can't see the screw holes, you can 0:42:23.960 --> 0:42:26.799 bring your two D light over to light up the 0:42:26.840 --> 0:42:29.960 area when you assemble it. Don't be an asshole. That's 0:42:29.960 --> 0:42:37.920 hard for me. Duh, that's the worst ever. Du it 0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:41.600 was a Billie Eilish. Du Oh? Was it okay? Thanks? Okay, 0:42:41.640 --> 0:42:44.279 you're quoting Billy. You're quoting Billie Eilish, and you're telling 0:42:44.320 --> 0:42:47.520 me about hype House on TikTok, and yet you can't 0:42:47.600 --> 0:42:50.480 name a tire company. Dude, your man card just put 0:42:50.480 --> 0:42:52.960 it in the shredder and him in the market for 0:42:53.040 --> 0:42:57.600 a light. Let's let's run down the list. You're two 0:42:57.600 --> 0:43:01.080 different people way, that's why this podcasts works hundreds of 0:43:01.120 --> 0:43:04.120 dollars on a light to make yourself look glamorous. You 0:43:04.160 --> 0:43:07.279 watched TikTok and you study hype houses and you know 0:43:07.560 --> 0:43:10.200 all about the hype house drama and who's dating who. 0:43:10.320 --> 0:43:15.000 You're quoting Billie Eilish songs now Hey, don't me a favorite. Sorry, 0:43:15.400 --> 0:43:17.400 let's have let's have this. Can't all be fans of 0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:24.440 fucking grateful dead, fucking dodging, dodge fucking caravans. Wow, I'm 0:43:24.480 --> 0:43:26.759 not a fan of the grateful Dead or Dodge caravans. 0:43:26.960 --> 0:43:28.759 Thank you very much. Hey, by the way, before the 0:43:28.760 --> 0:43:30.759 podcast is over, can you do a segment where you 0:43:30.760 --> 0:43:38.719 count down the top five tampons those strings attached? Yeah, yeah, exactly, 0:43:40.520 --> 0:43:42.600 go I go. You see you putting this table together, which, 0:43:42.680 --> 0:43:44.440 by the way, I was gonna put this table together. 0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:46.800 It's been sitting here for six months. I have it. 0:43:46.880 --> 0:43:48.520 It's in the box. It's still in this fucking box. 0:43:48.560 --> 0:43:50.040 I haven't even taken the box cutter out of my 0:43:50.080 --> 0:43:52.200 drawer to open the dance thing. But why don't you 0:43:52.200 --> 0:43:53.640 see if you can find a man to come over 0:43:53.640 --> 0:43:56.080 and do it. It just says some assembly required, and 0:43:56.120 --> 0:43:57.880 that's enough for me to put it out for eight months. 0:43:57.920 --> 0:44:00.160 The worst some was like them out. So I'm I 0:44:00.160 --> 0:44:01.840 looked at it this morning. I got up nice and earlier. 0:44:01.840 --> 0:44:03.480 It was all energetic. I'm like, oh my god, I 0:44:03.520 --> 0:44:06.720 got it eight thirties this morning. I'm gonna be productive today. 0:44:07.320 --> 0:44:10.320 Today's the day I today's the day I put together 0:44:10.360 --> 0:44:12.399 that side table. What have I done so far? Here? 0:44:12.400 --> 0:44:15.520 It is four o'clock in the afternoon. How's that table 0:44:16.680 --> 0:44:18.680 still in the box? Haven't even opened it up yet. 0:44:19.040 --> 0:44:22.440 What would the hype house people say about that? I 0:44:22.440 --> 0:44:27.200 don't know, but they dance about it. They would dance 0:44:27.280 --> 0:44:29.680 around it, you know what. They would make an interesting 0:44:29.719 --> 0:44:32.600 TikTok and putting it together, and they would have the 0:44:32.600 --> 0:44:36.400 perfect lightning because yeah, they brought a photographer's light right 0:44:36.480 --> 0:44:38.960 and yeah, and they could use your your sound system 0:44:39.000 --> 0:44:43.720 to record themselves doing it exactly so. And by the way, 0:44:44.160 --> 0:44:46.080 fuck you to the person that said that your mic 0:44:46.120 --> 0:44:52.320 sounds better than mine on Twitter? All right? Uh speaking 0:44:52.320 --> 0:44:53.640 of Twitter, I want to give a shout out to 0:44:53.840 --> 0:44:57.880 uh G bay as real quick his his Twitter as 0:44:58.000 --> 0:45:01.960 germ g e r m b A easy. He tweeted 0:45:02.000 --> 0:45:04.640 me something that reminded me of my childhood growing up 0:45:04.640 --> 0:45:07.160 in Brooklyn. If you grew up in in uh in 0:45:07.239 --> 0:45:09.359 any of the boroughs, I guess there was a game 0:45:09.400 --> 0:45:11.600 we used to play, which I'm thinking of playing now. 0:45:11.760 --> 0:45:13.920 I don't have a sidewalk on my street, but it 0:45:14.000 --> 0:45:17.239 was a great inexpensive sidewalk game. That. I guess you 0:45:17.239 --> 0:45:19.719 could play by yourself now since we're all quarantined, you 0:45:19.760 --> 0:45:22.920 couldn't play against anybody. Remember Scully Scully s k U 0:45:23.120 --> 0:45:25.920 l l Y. My grandfather used to play that. I'll 0:45:25.960 --> 0:45:30.440 go for yourself, okay, something like melting wax into bottle 0:45:30.480 --> 0:45:33.520 caps and yes, yes, yes, So you would either put 0:45:33.520 --> 0:45:37.000 glue or you'd melt crayons into bottle camps, and then 0:45:37.040 --> 0:45:39.640 you would draw on the sidewalks of New York. You 0:45:39.640 --> 0:45:43.279 have those square uh blocks right, it's all made up 0:45:43.320 --> 0:45:46.320 of They're like four by four squares on the sidewalk. 0:45:46.600 --> 0:45:48.359 So you would you would take a box of four 0:45:48.440 --> 0:45:51.279 squares and you would use chalk. I guess you could 0:45:51.360 --> 0:45:53.279 use one square, but we'd like to make this, make 0:45:53.280 --> 0:45:56.799 it bigger, and you would put by the way, yeah 0:45:56.880 --> 0:45:59.239 google Scully s k U l O will you'll see it. 0:45:59.560 --> 0:46:02.080 You would make chalk outlines in certain spots like a 0:46:02.200 --> 0:46:05.759 game board one through one, two, three, four or five 0:46:05.840 --> 0:46:09.799 six boxes, and you would have to flick with your 0:46:10.520 --> 0:46:12.160 Some people do with their their first finger or the 0:46:12.200 --> 0:46:15.640 middle finger, and they flicked the caps to go from 0:46:15.680 --> 0:46:20.040 box one to box two, across the board to three diagonally. 0:46:20.040 --> 0:46:21.920 Then over the four and then you have to go 0:46:22.040 --> 0:46:23.680 like you know, and then get it into the box. 0:46:23.719 --> 0:46:26.720 But you could also blast your opponents caps off the board. 0:46:26.960 --> 0:46:29.400 This is obviously before video games or as prevalent as 0:46:29.440 --> 0:46:31.759 they are now, but it was a fun game. And 0:46:31.760 --> 0:46:36.000 and and uh and Mr Bayez asked me if I 0:46:36.040 --> 0:46:38.000 knew about it, and he's like, remember this game? So 0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:40.400 apparently you didn't play it. I guess you didn't play it. 0:46:40.440 --> 0:46:41.960 I haven't heard about it. And I know what it 0:46:42.000 --> 0:46:44.479 looks like. I guess. I guess is you inside playing 0:46:44.520 --> 0:46:47.080 with your easy bake oven at the time. But that's 0:46:47.080 --> 0:46:50.560 what the men melting into the pan for Scully. You 0:46:50.560 --> 0:46:53.080 know you were not, So what did he do? He 0:46:53.080 --> 0:46:56.160 send you a bunch of crayons and say, hey, melts down. No, no, 0:46:56.239 --> 0:46:57.920 But he was asking me if I if I remember 0:46:57.960 --> 0:46:59.759 the game, and I told him I still have the 0:47:00.000 --> 0:47:02.520 I still have the crayons, I still the bottle caps. 0:47:02.680 --> 0:47:04.400 You know what, you know what, We're to melt the 0:47:04.400 --> 0:47:07.520 crayons into the bottle caps my high powered fucking light. 0:47:09.160 --> 0:47:11.560 It's gonna melt your face and I'm gonna laugh my 0:47:11.600 --> 0:47:13.200 ass off when you start. You want to bring you 0:47:13.200 --> 0:47:15.680 want to you want to bring Scully back, I don't 0:47:15.680 --> 0:47:18.600 want to. I wanted to give a shout out to 0:47:18.600 --> 0:47:23.320 to to uh, to our listener who is from the hood. Oh, 0:47:23.360 --> 0:47:25.239 speaking to the hood. Can we talk about graves end. 0:47:26.880 --> 0:47:29.000 Let's save that for next segment because we still have 0:47:29.000 --> 0:47:30.359 a couple of things in the area here. I'm gonna 0:47:30.360 --> 0:47:31.879 forget all of it. All right, we have the two clips. 0:47:31.920 --> 0:47:34.080 I want to play. Well, yeah, before we do that. Yeah, 0:47:34.080 --> 0:47:36.200 what do you want to do? You still have Scully? 0:47:36.360 --> 0:47:38.799 So what I wanted to say was, why don't we 0:47:38.840 --> 0:47:44.000 bring back stop ball or or or punch ball with 0:47:44.080 --> 0:47:46.759 the blue ball, the spall the Spalding. It was pink 0:47:47.680 --> 0:47:49.960 the Yeah, the pink Spalding or the blue ball, the 0:47:49.960 --> 0:47:53.239 blue ball you play punch ball with. I think now 0:47:53.239 --> 0:47:55.040 we use the same pink ball. You have to explain 0:47:55.080 --> 0:47:58.319 to non New Yorkers. A Spalding is how New Yorker 0:47:58.360 --> 0:48:03.560 is called Spalding. It's Spaulding, which is amazing. Yeah, but 0:48:03.600 --> 0:48:06.640 for some reason, people in Brooklyn, maybe in the other Borrows, 0:48:06.880 --> 0:48:10.719 we call them Spauldin's. But they were made by Spaulding, 0:48:11.400 --> 0:48:14.640 like those Philly people calling it Rec's. Yeah, I don't 0:48:14.640 --> 0:48:17.879 get that anyway, So I I have since I only 0:48:17.920 --> 0:48:20.200 refer to Spauldin's when I'm referring to the old days, 0:48:20.600 --> 0:48:22.920 but they were made by Spaulding, and you would use 0:48:22.960 --> 0:48:26.480 that pink ball for a hundred different street games because 0:48:27.080 --> 0:48:29.239 in the neighborhood that's what you did. You played in 0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:32.359 the street. So either played skiball when you played when 0:48:32.360 --> 0:48:35.040 you use like a broomstick as your baseball bat punch 0:48:35.080 --> 0:48:37.719 ball what you literally like like you play baseball, but 0:48:37.719 --> 0:48:39.719 you're standing at the home plate, right, you serve it 0:48:39.760 --> 0:48:41.400 to yourself. You just and you just start punch. You 0:48:41.400 --> 0:48:43.680 punch the ball hard and you start running right, or 0:48:43.719 --> 0:48:45.480 you play slap ball if you didn't want to punch it. 0:48:45.880 --> 0:48:47.960 What about oh box ball? We just played box ball 0:48:48.000 --> 0:48:52.160 with two cities sidewalk. Also, um, it's like it's like tennis. 0:48:53.360 --> 0:48:57.279 Off you have played off the wall baseball? Yes, I 0:48:57.320 --> 0:48:59.440 forgot how to play. Okay, So off the wall baseball 0:49:00.120 --> 0:49:02.719 is you would have to throw the ball, uh, you know, 0:49:02.800 --> 0:49:05.759 obviously have a blank wall, and then the person you're 0:49:05.760 --> 0:49:08.600 playing against would be like let's say ten fifteen feet 0:49:08.640 --> 0:49:10.799 back from the wall, and you would stand a couple 0:49:10.800 --> 0:49:12.880 of feet from the wall and you'd throw the ball 0:49:13.560 --> 0:49:16.040 onto the ground up off the wall, and then it 0:49:16.040 --> 0:49:20.719 would fly towards the area that you deemed was inbounds. Right, 0:49:21.200 --> 0:49:23.120 if you caught the ball off the wall as your 0:49:23.120 --> 0:49:26.279 opponent right, then you out. You got three outs. But 0:49:26.320 --> 0:49:28.960 if if the ball dropped, then however many times it 0:49:29.040 --> 0:49:32.040 bounced was how many how many bases you would get. 0:49:32.880 --> 0:49:34.840 So you would have to make a line on the 0:49:34.840 --> 0:49:37.280 wall that the ball had to go over, because otherwise 0:49:37.320 --> 0:49:39.520 you throw the ball against the low part of the wall, 0:49:39.520 --> 0:49:41.680 it would dribble, so you would that was off the 0:49:41.680 --> 0:49:45.200 wall baseball. Again, people could actually google these games box ball, 0:49:45.960 --> 0:49:50.719 slap off the wall, baseball, stoop ball was similar. That 0:49:50.800 --> 0:49:52.840 was the stoop a stoop If you don't know, it 0:49:52.920 --> 0:49:55.640 is like when you have like five steps, not a porch, 0:49:55.760 --> 0:49:57.480 when you had a few steps leading up to your 0:49:57.480 --> 0:49:59.960 front door. Yes, and people would hang out and sit 0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:03.000 on the steps or call up the stoop, I guess 0:50:03.080 --> 0:50:06.399 because people were stoop you know. So you would throw 0:50:06.440 --> 0:50:09.200 the ball off the steps the same thing like off 0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:10.600 to a baseball and you have to try to catch 0:50:10.600 --> 0:50:13.080 and yeah, you get all the points and then suicide 0:50:13.120 --> 0:50:15.080 asses up. One of our favorites we used to play 0:50:15.120 --> 0:50:20.560 that against a brick wall. That's scary. Explain asses up, 0:50:21.680 --> 0:50:24.920 asses up, suicide, asses up. Where you you would throw 0:50:24.960 --> 0:50:27.080 the ball at the wall and you'd catch it. Now, 0:50:27.120 --> 0:50:28.719 if you caught it on a fly, when it came 0:50:28.760 --> 0:50:31.080 off the ball, the person who threw it had to 0:50:31.160 --> 0:50:34.520 run to the wall. Or if you try to catch 0:50:34.560 --> 0:50:36.680 it and you miss it, then you have to go 0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:38.759 run toward the wall. And then whoever picks up the 0:50:38.800 --> 0:50:41.600 ball has to beam you as hard as you can 0:50:42.200 --> 0:50:44.600 and where where do they have to hit you? Scary? 0:50:45.360 --> 0:50:48.279 And then and then if you and then every time 0:50:48.440 --> 0:50:50.359 you got hit with the ball, now if you got 0:50:50.440 --> 0:50:53.080 if you made it to the wall before the ball 0:50:53.160 --> 0:50:56.520 hit you, it's very violent game. We've made it and 0:50:56.560 --> 0:50:58.319 we were using like a blue ball or a tennis ball. 0:50:58.440 --> 0:51:00.200 And if you made it to the wall before or 0:51:00.239 --> 0:51:03.680 you hit before it hit um, then you were fine, 0:51:03.719 --> 0:51:05.640 you were safe. But if they beat you with the 0:51:05.640 --> 0:51:08.680 ball wherever in your body, then you get a letter A. 0:51:09.160 --> 0:51:11.080 And then and then if you get you get hit again, 0:51:11.120 --> 0:51:14.040 it's S and and it's a S S E S 0:51:14.160 --> 0:51:16.200 or five three or five either as or S is 0:51:16.360 --> 0:51:18.880 And if it's spelled that out then every then you 0:51:18.920 --> 0:51:20.960 had to go stand against the wall and take your 0:51:21.360 --> 0:51:23.439 This is terrible now that I think about it. Oh 0:51:23.480 --> 0:51:26.160 my god, you stand against the wall, bend over, and 0:51:26.280 --> 0:51:29.560 everyone got like take to take like a slap shot 0:51:30.080 --> 0:51:32.400 and just beating you in the ass of the ball. Okay, 0:51:32.440 --> 0:51:34.319 so adding to the list. Now, let me just run 0:51:34.360 --> 0:51:40.480 down the list. Two a light hype houses, Billie Eilish songs. 0:51:41.080 --> 0:51:45.479 Can't put furniture together, um oh, can't name a tire 0:51:45.560 --> 0:51:48.040 company and let other guys in the neighborhood being you 0:51:48.080 --> 0:51:51.200 in the ass. Okay, I'm good. I've painted a picture. Now, 0:51:51.280 --> 0:51:54.279 I'm good. I'm good. Nothing wrong with that, man, whatever 0:51:54.280 --> 0:51:57.000 you're into, I'm good. Oh. Also, hit the penny? Did 0:51:57.000 --> 0:52:00.560 you ever play Hit the penny? Yes? Hit the penny? 0:52:00.640 --> 0:52:02.759 Google that one too. Yeah, you'd have to again the 0:52:02.840 --> 0:52:05.839 same ball with the same stupid ball that you had, 0:52:06.040 --> 0:52:07.399 and you had to listen. You would have the same 0:52:07.400 --> 0:52:10.120 ball for years unless it went down the sewer in 0:52:10.120 --> 0:52:12.359 Brody's neighborhood. You couldn't play the game because they kept 0:52:12.360 --> 0:52:14.640 picking the penny up and stealing it. Oh, I get 0:52:14.680 --> 0:52:18.319 it a jew reference. Well, for the record, I grew 0:52:18.360 --> 0:52:22.000 up in scaries I grew up in Scaries neighborhood. We 0:52:22.000 --> 0:52:23.960 were in the same neighborhood and I was one of 0:52:24.000 --> 0:52:26.320 only maybe three Jewish people in the entire neighborhood was 0:52:26.360 --> 0:52:28.759 all Italian. And the reason we had the pennies for 0:52:28.760 --> 0:52:30.520 the game was that we picked them up and we 0:52:30.560 --> 0:52:38.919 had them for the game. Dumbassy left. It's the leven 0:52:38.960 --> 0:52:41.440 from a minute ago. Hey, I want to play some 0:52:41.480 --> 0:52:44.600 of these clips that's going on in the world of 0:52:44.320 --> 0:52:48.000 of of politics, because that's where you grabbed these clips from. Well, 0:52:48.040 --> 0:52:49.560 no one of them is from politics, and one of 0:52:49.600 --> 0:52:53.800 them is from the news channel. Um, okay, So Christie 0:52:53.840 --> 0:52:56.560 Todd Whitman used to be the governor of New Jersey 0:52:57.239 --> 0:52:59.719 many years ago. She's a bright woman, and I'm not 0:52:59.760 --> 0:53:01.640 saying that what what the clip is I'm gonna play 0:53:02.239 --> 0:53:05.399 has an indication of her brightness. I'm just surprised that 0:53:05.440 --> 0:53:07.719 she said this thing. And not only did she say it, 0:53:08.000 --> 0:53:10.680 she said it twice. So in case you thought she slipped, 0:53:10.880 --> 0:53:13.680 she she she interrupted herself and said it again. So 0:53:13.719 --> 0:53:16.759 here's a clip of Christy Todd Whitman, former governor of 0:53:16.800 --> 0:53:18.759 New Jersey. See if you can figure out what she 0:53:18.800 --> 0:53:22.160 said wrong? How we reopen and how we do this 0:53:22.280 --> 0:53:26.000 because this coronavirus doesn't care about your political boundaries. They 0:53:26.000 --> 0:53:28.560 could care less. They could care less about one state 0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:31.440 or the other, and people travel between them. So yeah, 0:53:31.640 --> 0:53:35.560 oh man, Christie Todd Whitman says, the coronavirus could care less, 0:53:35.920 --> 0:53:39.480 could care less, could care less. It couldn't care less, 0:53:39.800 --> 0:53:42.960 thank you, Christy Todd Whitman. Now, and she's using personification though. 0:53:43.040 --> 0:53:46.960 I like that she's giving it real human thoughts and feelings. 0:53:46.960 --> 0:53:49.560 So maybe the coronavirus could care is what she's saying, 0:53:50.160 --> 0:53:52.399 because it it could care less, which means it does care. 0:53:53.520 --> 0:53:56.359 So there you go. Now this commercial, I'm gonna play 0:53:56.360 --> 0:53:59.640 a clip from I've seen it a hundred times. It's 0:53:59.640 --> 0:54:01.440 one of those commercials they must have gotten some kind 0:54:01.480 --> 0:54:04.120 of discount rate for so whenever they have no commercials 0:54:04.200 --> 0:54:06.640 or because people aren't advertising right now because of the 0:54:06.719 --> 0:54:10.279 you know, the pandemic um, it's probably gotten a good rate, 0:54:10.320 --> 0:54:13.920 a discount rate, so it's advertising like crazy. Now. I 0:54:14.320 --> 0:54:16.960 heard the guy say this, and I'm like, oh my god, 0:54:16.960 --> 0:54:18.279 I can't believe he said that. So I got this 0:54:18.320 --> 0:54:20.759 clip you're about to hear. It's for a company. Called 0:54:20.760 --> 0:54:25.200 the Farmer's Dog. Now, um I googled, I I searched 0:54:25.239 --> 0:54:27.600 on Twitter, and a lot of people were laughing about 0:54:27.600 --> 0:54:31.080 this commercial. But um, I wanna after this is over, 0:54:31.120 --> 0:54:34.200 I want to rip apart somebody on on Twitter who 0:54:34.400 --> 0:54:37.680 just tweeted something ridiculous. Doesn't make any sense anyway, this 0:54:37.719 --> 0:54:39.800 guy in the commercial. The whole point of the Farmer's 0:54:39.880 --> 0:54:43.080 Dog is that they have quality dog food, right, So 0:54:43.120 --> 0:54:45.879 this guy in the commercial, when you see it, I'm 0:54:45.880 --> 0:54:48.800 gonna tweet it out because somebody posted it on Twitter. 0:54:48.880 --> 0:54:50.880 I'll tweet the link out. You can probably find it 0:54:50.920 --> 0:54:53.680 on on YouTube. The Farmer's Dog. The guy in the 0:54:53.680 --> 0:54:56.680 commercial is trying to get a point across that he 0:54:56.760 --> 0:54:59.600 knows nothing about dogs. He got a dog, and he 0:54:59.600 --> 0:55:03.080 didn't realized that better dog food was better. He just thought, 0:55:03.280 --> 0:55:05.320 you know, he's like and then I realized, wait a minute, 0:55:06.120 --> 0:55:09.120 dog food has food in it. I mean, he honestly 0:55:09.160 --> 0:55:11.160 should never be allowed near a dog. But I want 0:55:11.239 --> 0:55:15.200 you to hear the qualities and the benefits of Farmer's 0:55:15.239 --> 0:55:19.000 Dog dog food and listen for one in particular. Go ahead, Scary. 0:55:20.320 --> 0:55:22.680 I've spent almost every minute with her sins. When I 0:55:22.719 --> 0:55:26.480 first brought her home, she was eating little brown pieces 0:55:26.520 --> 0:55:28.080 in the bag, and it was just what kind of 0:55:28.080 --> 0:55:31.480 came recommended. Just always thought dog food is dog food, 0:55:31.520 --> 0:55:34.440 and it really pieced together the dogs eat food. As 0:55:34.440 --> 0:55:36.200 soon as we brought the farmer's dog and her skin 0:55:36.320 --> 0:55:39.799 was better, she was more active, high quality poops if 0:55:39.800 --> 0:55:44.320 I can invest in. Okay, okay, So first of all, 0:55:44.560 --> 0:55:46.960 first of all, he's like, I didn't realize dog food 0:55:46.960 --> 0:55:49.920 meant that dogs eat food. That's what he said. He's like, 0:55:49.920 --> 0:55:52.520 I didn't realize when I heard dog food that that 0:55:52.560 --> 0:55:54.839 they eat food. Well, what the hell do they eat? 0:55:55.239 --> 0:55:57.160 He just figured they eat whatever crap is in the bag. 0:55:57.360 --> 0:55:59.759 He didn't realize that they that they That falls I 0:56:00.040 --> 0:56:02.080 gotta hear again. But but then listen to what his 0:56:02.080 --> 0:56:05.160 his The last thing he says, what why this food 0:56:05.200 --> 0:56:08.320 is good? Listen, I've spent almost every minute with her sins. 0:56:08.440 --> 0:56:11.400 When I first brought her home, she was eating little 0:56:11.440 --> 0:56:13.759 brown pieces in the bag, and it was just what 0:56:13.920 --> 0:56:16.920 kind of came recommended. Just always thought dog food is 0:56:17.040 --> 0:56:20.160 dog food, and it really pieced together. The dogs the food. 0:56:20.360 --> 0:56:22.040 As soon as we brought the farmer's dog and her 0:56:22.040 --> 0:56:25.280 skin was better, she was more active, high quality poops. 0:56:25.680 --> 0:56:29.680 I can okay, her skin was better. Her skin was better, 0:56:30.320 --> 0:56:34.000 she was more active. And then he says high quality poops, 0:56:35.080 --> 0:56:38.719 high quality poops, high quality poops. Is he analyzing the 0:56:39.200 --> 0:56:41.680 poops under a microscope? First of all, this is this 0:56:41.760 --> 0:56:45.040 one doesn't really The quality on this one's not so great. 0:56:45.040 --> 0:56:50.120 But is he judging it on taste? I don't understand. 0:56:50.440 --> 0:56:53.520 And first of all, he's he's already established he's an idiot, right, 0:56:53.600 --> 0:56:56.760 he's already established. He didn't realize, he didn't piece together 0:56:57.360 --> 0:57:01.960 that dog food was food, that dogs eat food. And 0:57:02.000 --> 0:57:03.719 then I'm supposed to take his word on the fact 0:57:03.760 --> 0:57:07.640 it's high quality food. And then I'm in high quality poops. 0:57:08.480 --> 0:57:10.400 I hear your dog in the background, by the way, 0:57:10.600 --> 0:57:14.880 Oh yeah, I feel I feel like they want some 0:57:15.000 --> 0:57:21.360 farmer's dog high quality poops. Now does this guy gauge 0:57:21.400 --> 0:57:23.600 his own poop? Like? Does he go, oh, I had 0:57:23.720 --> 0:57:26.360 I had Mexican food last night? Oh I had a 0:57:26.400 --> 0:57:29.480 low quality poop today? Who says that in a commercial 0:57:29.760 --> 0:57:32.000 by this dog food and your dog will have some 0:57:32.080 --> 0:57:38.600 high quality Yeah? Play it one more time please? Of course, 0:57:38.680 --> 0:57:42.200 how dumb this guy is? As when I first brought 0:57:42.200 --> 0:57:45.960 her home. She was eating little brown pieces in the bag, 0:57:46.080 --> 0:57:48.080 and it was just what kind of came recommended. Just 0:57:48.120 --> 0:57:50.919 always thought dog food is dog food, and it really 0:57:51.080 --> 0:57:53.760 piece together. The dogs eat food. As soon as we 0:57:53.800 --> 0:57:56.040 brought the farmer's dog and her skin was better, she 0:57:56.160 --> 0:58:00.760 was more active. High quality poops. He be talking about 0:58:00.760 --> 0:58:07.880 his girlfriend. He he could be. So let me read 0:58:07.920 --> 0:58:11.880 you some of the things on Twitter I found. Yeah, 0:58:11.920 --> 0:58:13.920 I'm only loosely paying attention, but I think I just 0:58:13.960 --> 0:58:16.040 heard the words high quality poops and a commercial the 0:58:16.040 --> 0:58:19.880 dog food. This guy wrote, there's a dog food commercial 0:58:19.880 --> 0:58:22.240 on the news that I ignore, but that line always 0:58:22.240 --> 0:58:24.360 breaks through the noise. I mean, what the fuck? Is 0:58:24.400 --> 0:58:27.080 this something dog people are concerned about? Are the poops 0:58:27.080 --> 0:58:30.560 not high quality enough? Another guy, Chris, the guy on 0:58:30.560 --> 0:58:32.520 this pet food commercial, just said his dog as high 0:58:32.560 --> 0:58:34.680 quality poops. Of all the things for which to be 0:58:34.720 --> 0:58:39.040 a connoisseur. Um, hold on, is that a Is that 0:58:39.120 --> 0:58:43.240 a dog food advertising high quality poops? Are you kidding me? Um? 0:58:43.240 --> 0:58:47.480 Oh my god? Okay, And this person wrote, um oh, now, 0:58:47.520 --> 0:58:49.840 this girl, So everybody's writing that they hear during the 0:58:49.840 --> 0:58:54.320 news during cable news shows. This girl, she wrote, there's 0:58:54.360 --> 0:58:57.680 this commercial on Roku that they play a million times 0:58:57.720 --> 0:59:00.240 about this guy and his dog's food, how he has 0:59:00.320 --> 0:59:03.480 high quality poops. Every time he says the poop part 0:59:03.600 --> 0:59:09.560 gets me every time. So I tweeted at her. Your 0:59:09.720 --> 0:59:16.080 correct because the commercial is not on Roku. The commercial 0:59:16.240 --> 0:59:21.040 that's where she's experiencing it. But unless it's because okay, 0:59:21.160 --> 0:59:24.200 So my question is does Roku have their own commercials? 0:59:24.320 --> 0:59:26.080 In other words, when you go to watch a show, 0:59:26.080 --> 0:59:27.920 does it make you watch an ad first? Because I 0:59:27.960 --> 0:59:31.560 have Roku and I don't think there's any commercials um 0:59:31.640 --> 0:59:34.520 that they make you watch. Yes, the answer is yes, 0:59:35.480 --> 0:59:38.440 you watch. When you watch, it's called O T T 0:59:39.560 --> 0:59:45.000 advertising um. And when you let's say you're watching CNN, 0:59:45.880 --> 0:59:50.360 but you're experiencing it through Apple TV, you're getting different 0:59:50.400 --> 0:59:57.360 commercials on there. Um. And so she's trying to say 0:59:57.440 --> 1:00:02.240 that she she saw it on Rocu, meaning Roku delivers 1:00:02.280 --> 1:00:05.919 you commercials. You can send companies, send commercials to the bomb. 1:00:06.000 --> 1:00:07.480 No no, no, no, I get that. I get that 1:00:07.480 --> 1:00:09.840 there are commercials on Director, but they're not on the 1:00:09.880 --> 1:00:15.200 actual news show. She's watching the network carried by Roku. 1:00:15.360 --> 1:00:17.680 It's the Roku box the same way I heart radio 1:00:17.800 --> 1:00:19.760 runs ads. Hey, the same way you're hearing this on 1:00:19.800 --> 1:00:23.000 Spotify or Apple or wherever this podcast. But I don't 1:00:23.000 --> 1:00:26.240 get in commercials that were thrown in by the actual app. 1:00:26.360 --> 1:00:29.880 But as she's saying, it was thrown in by Roku Amazon. 1:00:30.040 --> 1:00:33.720 Will you watch television through Amazon firestick? I don't remember 1:00:33.720 --> 1:00:39.320 seeing commercials from Amazon. Uh, they're just commercials yea, yeah, 1:00:39.320 --> 1:00:42.280 but you don't know the source of those commercials. Some 1:00:42.320 --> 1:00:45.760 of them came because someone somewhere said I want to 1:00:45.800 --> 1:00:49.160 I want to advertise through Amazon Firestick, so they pay 1:00:49.280 --> 1:00:52.400 Amazon to run that commercial. Alright, Anyway, the point is 1:00:52.680 --> 1:00:56.280 high quality poops. Yes, that's it, high quality poops. Why 1:00:56.280 --> 1:00:58.080 were you about to go in on her for using 1:00:58.080 --> 1:01:01.280 the wrong language. No, I would never do that, No, no, no, no, 1:01:01.320 --> 1:01:04.040 I'm just I feel like I was going to I 1:01:04.040 --> 1:01:08.040 should have. Maybe I already deleted the tweet. Who's to say? Okay, 1:01:08.880 --> 1:01:10.720 I can tell you the reason why that you know 1:01:10.920 --> 1:01:13.760 I know this and I'm a connoisseur is because O 1:01:13.760 --> 1:01:15.840 wait a minute, you're a connoisseur. Are you a connoisseur 1:01:15.880 --> 1:01:21.760 of high quality dog poops? Of high quality high quality poops? No? 1:01:22.000 --> 1:01:27.160 Because um, once one time I filmed a video with 1:01:27.400 --> 1:01:29.160 a high quality light. By the way, it was in 1:01:29.240 --> 1:01:32.520 a studio. And then all of a sudden, like three 1:01:32.640 --> 1:01:36.600 days later, somebody emails me and says, hey, I was 1:01:36.680 --> 1:01:39.560 I was watching CNN and I saw your Sloman's commercial 1:01:40.120 --> 1:01:43.040 And I said what and they're like yeah. I said, 1:01:43.120 --> 1:01:45.120 I'm like, no, you didn't. I said, it's not on 1:01:45.160 --> 1:01:47.640 TV and I might gets only on the web. They're 1:01:47.680 --> 1:01:50.440 like no, They're like it was on CNN. So I 1:01:50.560 --> 1:01:54.080 marched into the sales manager's office. Uh, and I said, Hey, 1:01:54.120 --> 1:01:57.200 I'm like, are they Are they running my Sloman's commercial 1:01:57.280 --> 1:01:59.640 on like my TV thing that I did for their 1:01:59.640 --> 1:02:03.360 web on on CNN. So then he says, yeah, there's 1:02:03.400 --> 1:02:05.960 this thing called O T T advertising where and Sloman's 1:02:06.000 --> 1:02:08.480 paid for all the commercial to go to all these 1:02:08.480 --> 1:02:10.880 other apps and things. So if they're watching it through 1:02:10.880 --> 1:02:15.680 Firestick or Amazon or Roku, they could be getting your 1:02:15.680 --> 1:02:20.560 commercials for Sloman's in the middle of Okay, all right, 1:02:21.720 --> 1:02:23.200 let me add to something you were bitching about a 1:02:23.200 --> 1:02:25.720 couple of weeks ago. What were you upset about that 1:02:25.800 --> 1:02:28.720 apps when apps update? What were you said? But what 1:02:28.760 --> 1:02:31.880 did you just say? What did you say? Yes? You did. 1:02:32.000 --> 1:02:33.320 Now I gotta go back and listen to the podcast. 1:02:33.560 --> 1:02:36.640 What you just said? Okay, go what did you just say? Continue? 1:02:36.640 --> 1:02:39.800 Didn't say anything? Go all right? I mumbled something continue. 1:02:39.840 --> 1:02:43.600 I hate you. Okay. You were upset about apps that 1:02:43.680 --> 1:02:46.000 they constantly update, and when you go to look at 1:02:46.000 --> 1:02:48.680 the apps, what they updated? What the problem was? What 1:02:48.760 --> 1:02:52.720 is it? They always say bugs and fixes, bugs and 1:02:52.760 --> 1:02:56.760 fixes right, But my favorite childhood cartoon growing up, he 1:02:56.840 --> 1:02:59.720 used to love watching bugs and fixes on Saturday mornings 1:03:00.040 --> 1:03:02.200 when bugs used to hit fixes over it had with 1:03:02.240 --> 1:03:04.440 an anvil. How great was that? I hate when they 1:03:04.520 --> 1:03:07.240 update apps and that's the only thing they introduced. I'm thinking, 1:03:07.280 --> 1:03:09.400 I'm getting a whole rewrite here, a new look and 1:03:09.480 --> 1:03:14.360 new colors, some new features. Nothing always bugs and fixes. 1:03:14.440 --> 1:03:17.360 So I thought of you when I updated that one 1:03:17.360 --> 1:03:20.160 of the notepad apps on my phone, and I said, 1:03:20.200 --> 1:03:21.880 you know what, let me go see what's new about 1:03:21.880 --> 1:03:24.640 the notepad because it's really just a white notepad. You 1:03:24.720 --> 1:03:28.080 write on what could they have fixed or updated? Or 1:03:28.400 --> 1:03:30.480 what bugs? It just it opens up and you type 1:03:30.480 --> 1:03:32.920 on it, right like what could be wrong? So it 1:03:32.960 --> 1:03:37.520 says what's new last updated April? And you know what? 1:03:38.000 --> 1:03:44.440 It says optimization. Optimization that's no better than bugs and 1:03:44.440 --> 1:03:47.360 fixes that might even be even more useless. No, now 1:03:47.440 --> 1:03:52.320 my notepad is optimized. You know what this is? Now, 1:03:52.360 --> 1:03:59.840 this notepad is the box light of notepads. That's radic 1:04:00.680 --> 1:04:07.320 optimization on the not optimization. That's it. Um oh uh 1:04:07.320 --> 1:04:12.120 can we salute another hero? Absolutely? So. We've been talking 1:04:12.120 --> 1:04:13.680 for weeks. We know you listen in order, but in 1:04:13.680 --> 1:04:16.800 case this is your first time listening, welcome aboard. We've 1:04:16.800 --> 1:04:21.640 been talking about how amazing the medical professionals are. We 1:04:21.640 --> 1:04:24.440 we all acknowledge their heroes right now. Uh, and we 1:04:24.520 --> 1:04:28.080 can't do enough. Okay, sorry, you must be allergic to 1:04:28.080 --> 1:04:32.240 good setups anyway. So people have been texting in our 1:04:32.280 --> 1:04:34.960 morning show and I see tweets of people who want 1:04:35.360 --> 1:04:38.160 us to, you know, thank them. And a lot of 1:04:38.200 --> 1:04:42.640 them are absolutely worthy of being thanked. Um truck drivers 1:04:42.640 --> 1:04:45.280 who are delivering supplies they're away from their family for months. 1:04:45.400 --> 1:04:46.800 You know. We went down the list of people who 1:04:46.800 --> 1:04:49.080 are noble and doing a great job. Maybe not a 1:04:49.120 --> 1:04:52.560 hero level, but definitely worthwhile. But people are getting more 1:04:52.560 --> 1:04:55.720 and more creative. We're figuring out a way that their 1:04:55.840 --> 1:05:02.240 industry should be recognized. As hero level during this pandemic. 1:05:02.720 --> 1:05:05.960 We should play hero by Mariah Carey or hero by 1:05:06.040 --> 1:05:08.200 Enrique during this segment. Okay, well, I'm gonna you know what, 1:05:08.280 --> 1:05:09.840 for next week, I'll do your You are not a 1:05:09.840 --> 1:05:11.840 hero baby. You are not a hero baby. Right, Okay, 1:05:12.000 --> 1:05:16.040 you are not a hero baby. Continue, you are just 1:05:16.280 --> 1:05:19.000 doing your job. I'll do that for next week. That's excellent. 1:05:19.040 --> 1:05:22.720 I love me, So this person wrote. And now again, 1:05:22.760 --> 1:05:25.400 if if this person is listening, I'm sure you're doing 1:05:25.440 --> 1:05:28.800 a great job. I'm just scary. I want your opinion 1:05:28.840 --> 1:05:34.960 and the listener's opinion is this hero thank you level occupation? Again, 1:05:35.280 --> 1:05:37.040 I'm sure you're doing a great job. But I don't 1:05:37.040 --> 1:05:39.920 want to diminish from the nurses and doctors who are 1:05:39.920 --> 1:05:42.680 the front line, and the police and the firefighters, the MS, 1:05:42.920 --> 1:05:46.240 the first responders, doctors, the nurses, the p A s R. 1:05:46.520 --> 1:05:51.640 Yeah right, Can you please acknowledge can you please acknowledge 1:05:51.640 --> 1:05:55.720 the essential workers working in the water treatment industry. Without water, 1:05:56.040 --> 1:06:02.080 we can't fight COVID. Now exactly they're doing in the 1:06:02.120 --> 1:06:05.800 water treatment? Are they keeping the COVID out of the water? Okay, 1:06:05.800 --> 1:06:08.080 there are people. If it was a direct correlation, I 1:06:08.160 --> 1:06:11.640 understand the importance or they punching the clock and showing 1:06:11.720 --> 1:06:14.880 up every day hanging at the water treatment plant. I 1:06:15.000 --> 1:06:18.480 understand that that treating water so we can drink it. 1:06:18.480 --> 1:06:21.280 It's important. It's important every day of the year. That's 1:06:21.280 --> 1:06:24.479 the thing. It's it's non COVID time. But this guy 1:06:24.760 --> 1:06:28.280 is saying that that's more important because without water you 1:06:28.360 --> 1:06:31.720 can't fight COVID. It's like the guy who wanted us 1:06:31.760 --> 1:06:35.720 to thank car dealerships because they're providing cars and repairing 1:06:35.760 --> 1:06:39.920 cars for essential workers. I feel like people are stretching 1:06:40.640 --> 1:06:45.040 who should be thanked in this. I just yeah, it's 1:06:45.080 --> 1:06:48.520 it's gotten out of control. You know, uh, you know 1:06:48.600 --> 1:06:51.520 you can't wash your hands without water. No. I get 1:06:51.560 --> 1:06:54.960 that if everybody's a hero, then nobody's a hero, and 1:06:55.000 --> 1:06:57.840 that's a problem. So we have to start like sorting 1:06:57.840 --> 1:07:00.960 it out, like we're picking through garbage and was saying, okay, 1:07:01.000 --> 1:07:03.640 this is this here stuff. You guys are all heroes, 1:07:03.720 --> 1:07:09.640 you ladies, these people, this group, you you're essential, but 1:07:09.920 --> 1:07:12.040 you're not then not a hero. I think I think 1:07:12.040 --> 1:07:16.480 we need to start distinguishing, otherwise I become desensitized to 1:07:16.600 --> 1:07:21.120 who exactly is a hero. Somebody do somebody Okay, I 1:07:21.200 --> 1:07:24.240 am you realized there's somebody out there right now going well, 1:07:24.280 --> 1:07:26.320 I do this for a living and I'm useless. No, 1:07:26.400 --> 1:07:28.840 you're not. Nobody's using You're not useless. That's been up 1:07:28.880 --> 1:07:32.360 your hero. We are not heroes, and we're not We 1:07:32.360 --> 1:07:33.960 don't want we don't want to be thanked. We don't 1:07:33.960 --> 1:07:36.160 want that badge. No, listen, if you if you laugh, 1:07:36.240 --> 1:07:39.840 and we can make you laugh during the day, we're right, 1:07:39.880 --> 1:07:42.120 that's gravy. No, we just we're just here to make 1:07:42.120 --> 1:07:45.120 you guys laugh. Or is it sauce. It's sauce because 1:07:45.120 --> 1:07:50.040 there's no meat juices in us that I think of. Well, 1:07:50.040 --> 1:07:53.440 that's that's the big difference. Gravy speak for yourself. No, 1:07:54.200 --> 1:07:57.240 you're apparently accusing me left and right this entire podcast. Well, 1:07:57.240 --> 1:07:59.280 I think I think the listeners have formed their own opinion. 1:07:59.520 --> 1:08:02.240 Thank you for much. When I we'll do the sauce 1:08:02.280 --> 1:08:05.320 and gravy thing next week. All right, Um, did you 1:08:05.440 --> 1:08:07.000 did you see that a couple of days ago was 1:08:07.080 --> 1:08:14.000 Bad Appreciation Day? Unfortunate bad timing. So I tweeted out 1:08:14.280 --> 1:08:19.200 happy bad Appreciation Day. Just don't appreciate them by eating them? Right, 1:08:19.600 --> 1:08:21.400 So I got a lot of funny responses, but I 1:08:21.439 --> 1:08:23.120 wanted to give a shout out to Leah, who's one 1:08:23.160 --> 1:08:26.960 of our regular UM D m R s and tweeters. 1:08:27.080 --> 1:08:32.160 Um she's a lucky mom x x x Y. She wrote, 1:08:32.160 --> 1:08:34.519 what if they're doust and catchup? See I have I 1:08:34.560 --> 1:08:36.679 have a problem with that. Now that's a tough one. 1:08:37.120 --> 1:08:39.960 So I wrote back, maybe like I might if if 1:08:39.960 --> 1:08:41.479 you give me a bat with ketchup, that would be 1:08:41.520 --> 1:08:44.800 a tough decision for me. You love Hines that much? 1:08:44.880 --> 1:08:47.439 I love Oh. By the way, speaking of Hines, I 1:08:47.479 --> 1:08:49.519 think I told you. I tweeted out a picture of 1:08:49.520 --> 1:08:51.760 the Hinds bottle and I said it's empty. I need 1:08:51.800 --> 1:08:55.840 to go shopping. People were like, oh, you know we 1:08:55.920 --> 1:08:59.360 have Hunts in the house. Like I'm out, No, no, no, 1:08:59.479 --> 1:09:02.320 I would move, I would move it. Isn't that a 1:09:02.640 --> 1:09:08.840 Isn't that a content house on TikTok Hunts Hunt's House. Jeez, 1:09:10.400 --> 1:09:15.360 you just it's just some Yeah, that's the hype. The 1:09:15.600 --> 1:09:18.320 Hinds house. Yeah, the Hins house and the Hunt's House. 1:09:18.400 --> 1:09:20.280 That's where all people like condiments go to come up 1:09:20.280 --> 1:09:22.599 with ideas of things to put catch up on. They're 1:09:22.640 --> 1:09:24.519 making a lot of money. By the way, if I 1:09:24.560 --> 1:09:26.240 had a TikTok video and I was looking at have 1:09:26.280 --> 1:09:28.840 a sponsor, I would definitely slip behind sketch a bottle 1:09:29.000 --> 1:09:31.760 into the dance. Of course, in fact, I may have 1:09:31.800 --> 1:09:34.040 to put the hin sketcher bottle into my elvistre in 1:09:34.080 --> 1:09:36.679 morning show video that we're gonna film for next week. 1:09:36.840 --> 1:09:41.559 I have to work that. I haven't Brodie. I'm sitting 1:09:41.600 --> 1:09:46.560 here and I'm staring at a box. Yeah, it's the 1:09:46.560 --> 1:09:49.719 frontiture you're not putting together. No, next to that box 1:09:50.160 --> 1:09:52.559 is another box, and it's been sitting here for about 1:09:52.640 --> 1:09:56.080 three weeks now. Another box. It's a box of your 1:09:56.160 --> 1:09:59.320 fucking diet grape soda that you told me you were 1:09:59.320 --> 1:10:01.200 gonna come pick up here because you don't want it 1:10:01.240 --> 1:10:03.000 to get stolen. Side. I took it from your office 1:10:03.080 --> 1:10:05.360 chair and brought it to my apartment. I's been sitting here. 1:10:05.520 --> 1:10:07.080 You know what I wanna do? You know, I'm gonna 1:10:07.120 --> 1:10:09.760 go put my side table together and I'm gonna open 1:10:09.840 --> 1:10:12.200 up the box and diet grape and I'm gonna put 1:10:12.200 --> 1:10:14.439 a can of diet grape on the side table. You know, 1:10:14.600 --> 1:10:18.200 I'm gonna stare at the sun and slurp down some 1:10:18.280 --> 1:10:21.439 fucking diet grape because it's now as good as mine. 1:10:21.600 --> 1:10:24.280 Maybe you want to do a Kesha cannonball video where 1:10:24.400 --> 1:10:26.240 you bring out a can of soda as your sponsor 1:10:29.200 --> 1:10:31.760 on TikTok No. I'll tell you ever gonna come by here, 1:10:31.960 --> 1:10:33.920 I will come by today or tomorrow and pick it 1:10:34.000 --> 1:10:35.320 up at your front door. I'll text you what I'm 1:10:35.360 --> 1:10:37.840 coming over, and then it's intact. I have not I 1:10:37.880 --> 1:10:40.439 have not taken into I was waiting until my METS 1:10:40.479 --> 1:10:42.160 mask showed up because I wanted to come to your 1:10:42.240 --> 1:10:45.680 your apartment outside in the METS mask. That's really why 1:10:45.680 --> 1:10:47.200 I didn't come. Can I can I just draw at 1:10:47.240 --> 1:10:49.639 you one more app that we're talking about apps because 1:10:49.640 --> 1:10:51.720 I don't a minute a million at me. I got 1:10:51.760 --> 1:10:54.640 nothing but time because we do have to roll, but 1:10:54.760 --> 1:10:56.479 you will roll. I have a lot of rants for 1:10:56.520 --> 1:10:58.800 next week, a lot of them, um and they're old 1:10:58.800 --> 1:11:01.479 trunk store related anyway. So I want to talk about 1:11:01.479 --> 1:11:02.760 an app in a way I save money and then 1:11:02.760 --> 1:11:04.760 I'm good for this. I'm good for this episode. Have 1:11:04.880 --> 1:11:07.519 you seen the commercial for the Calm app c A 1:11:07.680 --> 1:11:11.479 L M car? Okay, so if you haven't seen the commercial. 1:11:11.520 --> 1:11:13.120 You can look it up online. You're not gonna are 1:11:13.120 --> 1:11:15.040 you gonna rip into them because we're trying to get 1:11:15.040 --> 1:11:16.960 them as a sponsor. No, No, I think it's a 1:11:17.000 --> 1:11:20.360 great idea. But here's my problem as a guy from 1:11:20.400 --> 1:11:24.360 Brooklyn who is used to like subway trains going out 1:11:24.400 --> 1:11:28.360 by outside my window and sirens and you know, uh, 1:11:28.400 --> 1:11:31.880 people screaming and yelling at today like there's never any quiet. Right. 1:11:32.920 --> 1:11:35.519 I watched this calm app and the app is like 1:11:35.560 --> 1:11:38.719 a soft spoken voice and then it says for thirty 1:11:38.760 --> 1:11:41.040 seconds it does nothing. Right. It's like a thirty second 1:11:41.080 --> 1:11:45.559 commercial of just like a tree and silence, and it's 1:11:45.560 --> 1:11:48.080 supposed to calm you down. Right. The app is designed 1:11:48.080 --> 1:11:52.360 to calm you down. Maybe it's because I'm Brooklyn, right. 1:11:53.040 --> 1:11:57.280 The commercial upsets me. The commercial agitates me more than 1:11:57.320 --> 1:12:00.200 anything that it doesn't because I get so us that 1:12:00.240 --> 1:12:03.280 nothing's going on. Then I get I start to shake. 1:12:03.880 --> 1:12:07.200 The calm commercial is stressing me out? Is that is 1:12:07.240 --> 1:12:12.280 that insane? Very? I? I actually uh used it. Producer, 1:12:12.280 --> 1:12:14.720 our producer, Sam introduced it to me and it's on 1:12:14.760 --> 1:12:17.200 my phone as we speak. It helped me get to sleep. 1:12:17.240 --> 1:12:19.960 It's beautiful now. I haven't tried the app. I haven't 1:12:19.960 --> 1:12:22.720 tried relaxing. Listen, I'd love him as a sponsor. I'm 1:12:23.080 --> 1:12:26.400 I'm not saying the app itself is probably great because 1:12:26.400 --> 1:12:28.400 I haven't been sleeping at night, all of us. And 1:12:28.479 --> 1:12:31.439 now CBD. Let's get some CBD oil and you stop it. 1:12:32.120 --> 1:12:35.960 Stop it does THHC and it's it's good. Stop it, 1:12:36.080 --> 1:12:38.040 stop it. I got some gummies. You're on the border line. 1:12:38.080 --> 1:12:40.200 You're on the border line of sponsorship. Stop it. I'm 1:12:40.200 --> 1:12:43.479 not going to mention it. Stop it. Not mentioning this sponsor, 1:12:43.560 --> 1:12:45.559 all right, So if the if, the if, remember you 1:12:45.560 --> 1:12:47.840 you catch me every time every time I throw a 1:12:47.840 --> 1:12:49.559 client name in there, you always call me out with 1:12:49.560 --> 1:12:52.880 the jingle. The point is, if the Calm app commercial 1:12:53.280 --> 1:12:56.040 stresses you, out, tweet us and let us know. Also, 1:12:56.040 --> 1:12:58.880 speaking of tweeting, when you tweet at David Brody and 1:12:58.960 --> 1:13:01.960 at the Brooklyn Boys, you should also tweet at Scary 1:13:02.040 --> 1:13:05.840 Jones because he sees that I think quicker than he 1:13:05.880 --> 1:13:10.479 sees at the Brooklyn Boys. So sometimes they address you 1:13:10.720 --> 1:13:13.040 and they'll say, at David Brodie at the Brooklyn Boys, Hey, 1:13:13.120 --> 1:13:16.400 Scary Brodie was right. I want to make sure you have. 1:13:17.000 --> 1:13:19.519 It's got to be at Scary Jones. I'll see that first, right, 1:13:19.760 --> 1:13:22.400 I won't see it otherwise, right, So please about me. 1:13:22.720 --> 1:13:25.559 Don't include me, don't we do? We do see the 1:13:25.600 --> 1:13:27.679 at the Brooklyn Boys, but we like check that weekly, 1:13:28.240 --> 1:13:30.280 so always include that because I helped spread the brand. 1:13:30.560 --> 1:13:32.400 But if you want Scary to see it, please include 1:13:32.479 --> 1:13:36.519 him in that. Lastly, I found two ways to save 1:13:36.600 --> 1:13:39.439 money I wanted to share with everybody before we get 1:13:39.479 --> 1:13:42.200 out of here for the week. I always love a 1:13:42.240 --> 1:13:45.880 good way to save money now that there's no extra 1:13:45.920 --> 1:13:49.599 money to be had, and no no no gigs. Right 1:13:49.920 --> 1:13:51.799 by the way, if your company wants if your company 1:13:51.840 --> 1:13:55.639 wants to sponsor our podcast, because companies, you'll notice major 1:13:55.640 --> 1:13:58.000 companies right now, we're not doing any like live endorsements. 1:13:58.240 --> 1:13:59.800 If you have a company that you would like us 1:13:59.840 --> 1:14:03.000 to sponsor or a product you sell on Amazon, hit 1:14:03.080 --> 1:14:05.040 us up scared, give out our email address real quick, 1:14:05.640 --> 1:14:09.120 The Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. I will 1:14:09.160 --> 1:14:12.360 tell you right now that for a fee that you 1:14:12.400 --> 1:14:18.400 will find relatively reasonable, you can sponsor us on episode 1:14:19.080 --> 1:14:21.599 rather and we will give you a solid amount of promotion. 1:14:21.880 --> 1:14:23.519 So email us and we will get back to you 1:14:23.520 --> 1:14:25.840 with race. I got I got a better idea, Brody. 1:14:26.040 --> 1:14:29.559 A lightbulb just went off in my head turned on. 1:14:31.800 --> 1:14:37.280 The idea is not there is a lightbulb. It's a 1:14:37.320 --> 1:14:41.400 three way light bulb. Okay, what's your idea before I 1:14:41.400 --> 1:14:45.960 take Okay, here we go. What's your idea? Why not 1:14:47.320 --> 1:14:52.240 have our slices be our sales people earn money from home, 1:14:53.400 --> 1:14:55.760 get some new clients on the air, lead us to 1:14:55.840 --> 1:14:58.720 the money, lead us to that big money, and then 1:14:59.360 --> 1:15:02.240 we'll cut the them in on it and give them money, 1:15:02.320 --> 1:15:07.000 give them cash a percentage. So find yourself. So let's so, 1:15:07.080 --> 1:15:10.080 let's say your uncle worked for State Farm and you've 1:15:10.120 --> 1:15:12.519 got State Farmed to advertise with us, you would get 1:15:12.520 --> 1:15:15.000 a percentage of that I got you correct? Or if 1:15:15.000 --> 1:15:18.600 you had a national like fruit drink company that you're 1:15:18.720 --> 1:15:21.200 you're can you're your next door neighbor or people someone 1:15:21.240 --> 1:15:24.800 in your life, your cousin handles handles the advertising for 1:15:24.840 --> 1:15:27.800 a major company or just or is the CEO of 1:15:27.800 --> 1:15:30.519 the company or a CMO or or or you know whatever, 1:15:30.640 --> 1:15:34.000 and you're like, look, you listen. Think of the richest 1:15:34.080 --> 1:15:36.160 people in your life right now. If you're listening to 1:15:36.200 --> 1:15:38.920 this podcast, help us out because we we all know 1:15:39.120 --> 1:15:42.400 we all are you and me and people a lot 1:15:42.400 --> 1:15:45.479 of people listening to this. We're just we're okay, we're 1:15:45.479 --> 1:15:48.120 doing okay, but we're not. We're just getting by. Speak 1:15:48.160 --> 1:15:54.519 for yourself. I'm buyingrophog. This guy's I didn't decide. Sometimes 1:15:54.520 --> 1:15:58.280 they just happen. So so the point is, by the way, 1:15:58.360 --> 1:16:00.640 my wife, my wife, apparently me, I didn't know this. 1:16:01.040 --> 1:16:03.320 She told my kids which one was planned and which 1:16:03.320 --> 1:16:06.599 ones weren't. Oh my god, no, yeah, we gotta talk 1:16:06.640 --> 1:16:08.719 about that next week. But next week, please write that down. 1:16:09.680 --> 1:16:11.639 The point I'm trying to have the listeners make money 1:16:11.640 --> 1:16:14.120 for themselves. So you may not own a business, you 1:16:14.200 --> 1:16:17.160 may not be, but maybe you know you have access 1:16:17.160 --> 1:16:19.479 to somebody big business. I think we've got it. Yeah, 1:16:19.560 --> 1:16:22.400 no, no no, I want to. Let's lets get them in 1:16:22.439 --> 1:16:24.799 touch with us. If they wanted up becoming a sponsor 1:16:24.800 --> 1:16:29.439 of our podcast, we'll give them a percentage whatever they 1:16:29.600 --> 1:16:32.800 whatever that client spends with us. How about Okay, but 1:16:32.840 --> 1:16:35.639 I have to say no scamming. So if it's your company, 1:16:35.840 --> 1:16:37.960 we're not giving you a findest fee for advertising your 1:16:37.960 --> 1:16:41.600 own company that you found yourself. That's sam right, you 1:16:41.600 --> 1:16:44.759 can't do yeah, don't do that. Okay. So two ways, 1:16:44.800 --> 1:16:50.679 two ways that we saved money. Um uh okay, uh okay. 1:16:50.680 --> 1:16:55.439 So I called my my insurance company, and UM, I 1:16:55.479 --> 1:16:58.120 told him I wasn't driving my cars because we're not 1:16:58.160 --> 1:17:00.240 we're not driving to work, right, we're not going anywhere. 1:17:00.360 --> 1:17:03.000 They're sitting in the garage. And uh, why am I 1:17:03.000 --> 1:17:05.200 paying full price for my car insurance if the cars 1:17:05.200 --> 1:17:07.559 are on on the road. They said, you're absolutely right. 1:17:08.080 --> 1:17:11.880 They gave me um fifty dollars off for each car 1:17:12.160 --> 1:17:16.439 per month, and most car companies, insurance companies, if you 1:17:16.479 --> 1:17:19.080 call them, are giving you fifteen percent off for six months. 1:17:19.760 --> 1:17:22.360 So I got the fifteen percent off because of the 1:17:22.400 --> 1:17:25.680 pandemic and fifty dollars a month because I told him 1:17:25.680 --> 1:17:29.040 I wasn't using my car. How about that? Wow, that's 1:17:29.120 --> 1:17:33.240 great idea. You're welcome. And here's my other my other one, 1:17:33.880 --> 1:17:36.360 so Direct TV, who I love most of the time. 1:17:36.960 --> 1:17:39.080 They have so if I want to get my local 1:17:39.120 --> 1:17:43.439 sports stations, there's AE so I can get s N 1:17:43.600 --> 1:17:46.240 Y and YES Network and then they include all the 1:17:46.320 --> 1:17:48.920 regional sports networks around the country, so I also I 1:17:48.960 --> 1:17:51.680 get MSG in New York. This I think three or 1:17:51.720 --> 1:17:56.120 four local sports channels that you pay wherever you live 1:17:56.120 --> 1:17:58.720 in the country. You probably pay that fee to get 1:17:58.760 --> 1:18:02.760 your local channels. Right, Well, there's no sports, so I 1:18:02.840 --> 1:18:05.000 pay for s n Y to watch met games and 1:18:05.040 --> 1:18:07.080 to watch the baseball shows. I know where you're going 1:18:07.120 --> 1:18:09.400 with this, so like it. So I called Direct TV 1:18:09.479 --> 1:18:10.960 and I said, you charge me nine eighty nine for 1:18:11.000 --> 1:18:14.960 sports networks. There's no sports. So they took off for 1:18:15.160 --> 1:18:18.040 last month, this month, and next month. A great way 1:18:18.080 --> 1:18:20.160 to save money. And they will, really they will, really, 1:18:20.280 --> 1:18:22.960 they re analyze it on June one, and if there's 1:18:22.960 --> 1:18:25.360 no sports in June, I will save my ten dollars 1:18:25.360 --> 1:18:28.320 again in June. How about that? How about that? So 1:18:29.080 --> 1:18:31.360 I'm I'm teaching you how to make money with us, 1:18:31.479 --> 1:18:36.000 and then Brodie's teaching how to save money. This is amazing. 1:18:36.200 --> 1:18:38.360 This is the greatest. This is the greatest podcast ever. 1:18:38.439 --> 1:18:40.559 Oh and by the way, a reminder, go please go 1:18:40.600 --> 1:18:42.960 back to not downloading the episodes, and if you if 1:18:42.960 --> 1:18:45.800 you're gonna listen more than once, then listen again on 1:18:45.840 --> 1:18:48.240 the app. If you download it for the first listen, 1:18:48.400 --> 1:18:51.400 no problem, but for subsequent listens. We really want to 1:18:51.400 --> 1:18:53.639 break the top ten again, and it's our it's our 1:18:53.680 --> 1:18:57.880 fall for posts. Listen, listen across every platform, Spotify, iTunes, 1:18:57.920 --> 1:19:00.799 it all goes back to her radio because they're all counts. 1:19:00.880 --> 1:19:03.160 The big bosses are really looking at podcasts right now. 1:19:03.560 --> 1:19:05.360 And I know we waited until Saturday to put this 1:19:05.439 --> 1:19:07.439 podcast off. So whatever you guys can do to help 1:19:07.479 --> 1:19:10.760 get us a few more plays, we'd appreciate it. I'm 1:19:10.760 --> 1:19:14.439 making your money here and Brodie saving your money. People 1:19:14.439 --> 1:19:16.040 know they can trust us, and you know why they 1:19:16.040 --> 1:19:23.120 can trust us because we're from Brooklyns Boys. That's a 1:19:23.200 --> 1:19:27.559 reason not to trust us. Boys,