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Speaker 1: Welcome back to yet another episode of Alchemy. It is

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Speaker 1: covid tion. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, Yes, that Kevin

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Speaker 1: Polo that. Yes, when I was nine, I had a

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Speaker 1: James Bond at Tacha case, replete with a hidden nice

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Speaker 1: and fake passport. But I digress. Let's meet our alchemists,

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Speaker 1: shall we? In no particular? Or say hello to Craig

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Speaker 1: Caskey Cacao. When you were a youngster, what fictional character

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Speaker 1: did you wish you were Mmm? I think I identified

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Speaker 1: with with Winnie the Pooh yep, because I was pantless

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Speaker 1: most of the time, and then later Indiana Jones. So

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Speaker 1: I think as pretty much describes exactly who I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm Malcolm of those two characters. Correct, continue, look out

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Speaker 1: Vanessa raglans Bad Veniche. Remember that time I kind of

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Speaker 1: gave you little to no choice but to go to Bulgaria?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right truly? Yeah we all got out safely.

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Speaker 1: But looking back on it, you know when you tell

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Speaker 1: someone with no context, yeah I went to Bulgaria shot

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Speaker 1: this movie. No big deal. It's like, what are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? Tomatoes? That's what? Ever? That he kept saying

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Speaker 1: eat the tomatoes, right, which was yeah, and one Starbucks

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Speaker 1: in the entire we were in the capital of Bulgaria, Sophia.

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Speaker 1: Highly recommended if you enjoy uh capitalism. Hey, look at that,

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Speaker 1: it's Chris Alvarado. Puppy Daddy. What's the one thing that

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Speaker 1: Sunny does that owns your heart? The mos um. I

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Speaker 1: just love him so much. When I when I come home,

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Speaker 1: when I come home from being out, like to go

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Speaker 1: for a run or something, he um, he drops his

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Speaker 1: it that his papa's home. You know, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean to look out? James Zene's in the house, Johnny,

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Speaker 1: Jim mckeeney. Uh, what are your favorite pair of shoes?

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Speaker 1: My favorite pair of shoes I've ever had was a

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Speaker 1: pair of soaps. And soaps had what you call a

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Speaker 1: grind plate on the bottom, so between the ball of

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Speaker 1: your foot and the heel of your foot there was

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Speaker 1: a plastic, uh like um plate and you could jump

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Speaker 1: up as if you were using a skateboard to grind

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Speaker 1: on something. Well well, honestly, I've never I was never

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Speaker 1: able to do it with with roller blades or a skateboard, honestly.

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Speaker 1: But I relate more to it with skateboard. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can say stairrails, I could take a stairs like

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Speaker 1: I was really good on soaps. Holy crap. You can

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Speaker 1: share some video with us at some point, right Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what not to go too far in it.

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Speaker 1: But I thought that I invented these shoes because I

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Speaker 1: couldn't rollerblade. My friends were rollerblading. I didn't know how

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Speaker 1: to rollerblades. So the original soaps that I had, I

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Speaker 1: duck taped trained spikes to the bottom of my shoes

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Speaker 1: and they were metal and I was able to slide

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Speaker 1: on the rails train spikes, you know, like the railroad spikes.

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Speaker 1: Railroad spikes, you duck taped them to the not vertically

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Speaker 1: down like they'd be cleat because you happen to have

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Speaker 1: train railroad track spikes lying around. So yeah, I guess

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Speaker 1: so you'll never go wrong asking James Heny a simple question.

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Speaker 1: And last, but fill your pockets with rocks and take

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Speaker 1: So Wishmaster was not directed by Wes Craven, but was

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Speaker 1: how a day at the IVY as in inter Venus

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Speaker 1: Ivy League School might go. I love all the new

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Speaker 1: guests you've been bringing in lately and how much they

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Speaker 1: make the show more vibrant, more vibrant than Okay, thanks,

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Speaker 1: I hope they stick around. Also, I have a question.

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Speaker 1: Listening to you, um uh makes me wonder what would

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Speaker 1: happen if what it takes rather to start with improv Yes,

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Speaker 1: I did google, but I'm interested what you'd uh suggest

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Speaker 1: as I look up. Thank you. I'll love you all

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Speaker 1: to the fucking death. Philip from Austria, Oh, we'll have

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Speaker 1: time for that. We gotta kill Philip. Chris Chris dash

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Speaker 1: it is He's got your back, Ivy inter venous league school. Right.

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Speaker 1: So I appreciate you folks coming in today. It was

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Speaker 1: your son actually that I wanted to talk to you about.

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Speaker 1: Your Daughter's doing great, super happy with your daughter. Jill

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Speaker 1: is just magical. It's Jonathan really that I thought we

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Speaker 1: benefit you as well as us to have a discussion

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Speaker 1: about Johnson's always been very difficult. So this isn't a

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Speaker 1: huge surprise to me. But um, I guess I'm here

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Speaker 1: to hear what you have to say, and I'm open,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sure my husband was the same. Why because

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Speaker 1: we usually very much understime wife link, Yeah, I feel

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Speaker 1: the same way. I'd like to hear about it. I'd

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Speaker 1: like to hear about it in this world. Uh Jim,

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Speaker 1: you know you're the janitor, So what you're doing at

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Speaker 1: these meetings, I don't understand. Yeah, who who is this guy?

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Speaker 1: And why? Very good on this Well, I have a

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Speaker 1: very close relationship with the kids, and I'd like to

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Speaker 1: hear a little bit about it. He's he's a learning

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Speaker 1: teaching Uh yeah, so i'd always take out the trash

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Speaker 1: and you guys, do whatever you want. What has happened

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Speaker 1: to that man? Where not we like to call an

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Speaker 1: undisclosed city. Um, let's talk about Jonathan. Noticed need difference

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Speaker 1: in him at home. Well, he's he's been a miserable

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Speaker 1: kid all his life. Always I know, I'm thinking the

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Speaker 1: same thing. I'm thinking where to start. There's nothing new,

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Speaker 1: but it's always always wrong and bad, always bad. So yes,

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Speaker 1: dada is delight is so magical, always being loving, always

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Speaker 1: being loved by authors. And it's really, um really been

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Speaker 1: unpleasant for both of us. And we'd like to fast

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Speaker 1: track it in some sort of different direction for sure. Well,

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Speaker 1: here's what if you're up through this? Okay, thanks, thanks

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Speaker 1: very much. Here's uh, here's what I'd like to try

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Speaker 1: as an experiment. I'd like to bring Jonathan in and

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Speaker 1: front of you. Hey, Jonathan, I thanks for cleaning up

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Speaker 1: the dorm room. Yeah, you're welcome. Anything else or you

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Speaker 1: gotta love I opened it? What, Well, it wasn't like

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Speaker 1: a mail letter. You fucking sure. As you open my

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Speaker 1: fucking mail, you know it's a felony, right, it's from

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Speaker 1: the school. It's not federal That doesn't matter. It's mail

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Speaker 1: addressed to me. What the fund is your problem? Man,

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Speaker 1: it looks like you have to go meet with the headmaster. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you think I trust you? You You think I think that's

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Speaker 1: what the fucking Let me see the letter. Give me

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Speaker 1: the letter, man, Look, dude, give me you know what,

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Speaker 1: keep the letter. I'm gonna talk to one of my

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Speaker 1: good friends, Jim. He's the only motherfucker runner who gets

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Speaker 1: me the janitor. Hey, Jim, actually, let me hang out.

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Speaker 1: How are you right? Do you mind helping me bang

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Speaker 1: these racers out so that I can clean it up

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Speaker 1: can get home to my kids. Totally? You know all

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Speaker 1: these classes here that I'm taking at this IVY league.

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Speaker 1: Just don't resonate with me. But you know we're on

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Speaker 1: the street. Is that you teach improv And I've always

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Speaker 1: just go straight to the improvising you really well, where

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Speaker 1: I grew up was a very small town in a

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Speaker 1: it doesn't have to do with the improvm. Okay, look,

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Speaker 1: had master, this is a this is an ivy league school.

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Speaker 1: This is an intravenous league school. Okay, so you're expecting,

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Speaker 1: we're expecting bloodstream, We're expecting, you know, medical grade interventions

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Speaker 1: And so that's why Jonathan is here, because we've tried

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Speaker 1: doing anything. So we said, okay to take him to Divity. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you were so smart to do that because we've

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Speaker 1: but here's a douche. He's just I was thinking nightmare,

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Speaker 1: but let's go with douche. It's more pleasant. Um. We've

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Speaker 1: to the two of you. Hey, Jonathan, Hey, I see you. Yes,

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Speaker 1: let's just see you too. I'm just throwing the frisbee

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Speaker 1: here you know bath right? Hi? So I talked to

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Speaker 1: your roomy All right, Oh she's going through things. Oh

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Speaker 1: me too. Talk to your roommate, he says, you have

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Speaker 1: with the headmaster. Hey, Beth, have you ever improv? Improv?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what I'd start, No one really does.

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Speaker 1: It's just kind of something you feel. I think there

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Speaker 1: are websites. I think there are websites around that direct

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Speaker 1: people towards where they need to. Like what anyway you're

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Speaker 1: gonna go to the headmaster? Huh? You get a virus

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Speaker 1: immediately if you ever go to that website. Oh is

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Speaker 1: that true? Jonathan? You're bad? Everyone knows you're bad. So

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Speaker 1: what so? Whatso what? Everyone's getting syringed up in here

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Speaker 1: and getting pump full of whatever this IVY League wants

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Speaker 1: you to feel and think. And I'm the only one

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Speaker 1: out here trying to say, Hey, why don't we use

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Speaker 1: our own intellect to create our own world with improv?

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Speaker 1: a bad, bad place with zero to know. Laughs. Jonathan,

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Speaker 1: you see that guy, He's an improviser. You want to

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Speaker 1: look at that ship, holy ship. I can make this lady. Oh, Beth,

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Speaker 1: it's do you want anything? I don't know, something that

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Speaker 1: doesn't come through intervenience, Like let's do something wild, something

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Speaker 1: we smoke, Beth, you're going through something. I just want

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Speaker 1: to be bad like Jonathan. Jonathan is on his way

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Speaker 1: to go see the headmaster right now. Oh, you don't

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Speaker 1: want to do that straight, So what do you got

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Speaker 1: try to see about ganew Okay, the Pinic Colada and

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Speaker 1: to say something and you have to hear me out.

417
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: Please spit it up. So I went to my parents house.

418
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 1: Do you get money? No? But continues to be as

419
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: rocky as usual. So I left there and I decided

420
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna rob somebody or pickpockets on the way home.

421
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: But the whole way home. Every time I went up

422
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 1: to somebody, they were screaming and they were calling me ratt?

423
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: Is this a dream you had? And then I looked

424
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: in the reflection, are we not people? A lot? Man?

425
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: What makes you think for people? Because you know, mane

426
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,479
Speaker 1: of those spaghettios that I got here, I don't know.

427
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 1: I mean you go, I don't as a rat? I

428
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: mean do you mean squeal? That's a lot? Whoa man?

429
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: That is? That is a mind blower of a story. Wow? Man, yeah,

430
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: you know. So dude took off his hat and all

431
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: these mice fell out. Wait mice, well, rats, mice? Rodents? Okay,

432
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: well I mean rodents. Now how you going to an

433
00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: entire class? Right? Why say I was out a species? Right?

434
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: I save nice because they was cute, but they probably rat?

435
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: Oh wow man, but the one the one rat didn't

436
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: realize he was a rat. Well, these two dogs right

437
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: here aren't for adoption. They are a bonded pair. So

438
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: if you are not d wait a minute, he said, dogs, dogs?

439
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: Are they howling? That's hard? Put him down? Put him down.

440
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: I'll take a chow chow. Alright, Uh, it's thirteen fifty

441
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: per tickets. And do you want four tickets. Um, okay,

442
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 1: this is only fifty two dollars. It's I'm sorry, but

443
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: I it's fifty four. Can I level with you? Yeah,

444
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: I'm a rat. I'm not a little boy. God, I'm not.

445
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 1: I'm not even allowed to sell you a ticket. Oh

446
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: my god, I just got hear me out, hear me out.

447
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no no, no no. I just sold

448
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: one earlier today and I got in big trouble. I'm

449
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: giving you the money. It shouldn't matter, right, give me

450
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: two dollars, short, rat man. You're giving me two dollars,

451
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: short rat man, I'm gonna loose my chop. I got kids.

452
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 1: I want to have kids. Okay, okay, I think I

453
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 1: don't know. So this is a really nice sleeper car. Yeah,

454
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm just wedding so much. I's got caught

455
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: a few for all episode. Where did you go to,

456
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado dash dot com. That's when I dug into

457
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: your pocket. I gotta I think, and that what I

458
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: think is ship got into the wound and they got

459
00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: me really really sick, really fast. Huh. This is uh,

460
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: this is a really intimate room. Yeah. Sorry for the

461
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: scroll of the cheese. I mean, there's just enough room

462
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: to make loving here. Yeah totally. Hey you guys, we

463
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: should just shoot chick shirt off kiss me. Oh oh

464
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: that was I gotta wash that off. But now we're

465
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: gonna we're not like those dumb rats who try to

466
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: try to get separate tickets for each of themselves. I

467
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: can't say something. To say something, I really feel like

468
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: you like being a human. What are you heard? I

469
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 1: noticed that. I noticed that too, because you were just

470
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: really digging into it. I was just playing a role.

471
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: I was playing a role. You know. The voice was creepy.

472
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: The voice is really creepy. I feel like it was improvising.

473
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: I was, I was. I didn't know what I was

474
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: gonna say. Next, did you go to Chris dash Alvarado

475
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: dot com? I went to Chris Alvarado dash dot com.

476
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't it be a dash before the dot com? Like,

477
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, that's the sight I went to. Okay,

478
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: the other ones is taken. I guess when people are desperate,

479
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: dash and get the desperation. Okay's I mean he made

480
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: me want to save the skin for another We can

481
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: crawl right into with skin. If it was so acceptable,

482
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: I would eat just the skin. Gross, it's gros Oh wait,

483
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: the porters, the porters coming, the porters time? What Plorida?

484
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: What's the Florida that that guy? Okay, yeah, hold on

485
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: one second. Um uh just kinda crawl into my skin here.

486
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: Excuse me, but you really you really, Uh, they're really

487
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: checking these tickets a lot. I'm just a human man

488
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: in my sleeper car. Hey, I'm not a porter. It's us.

489
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 1: We're the rat gag. Come on, everybody out, Hey, you

490
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: guys get in. Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but we're gonna

491
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 1: have to be closing down all the Stanley Steamer trains. Uh.

492
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell of the problem is,

493
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: but there is a massive amount of tiny pebbled ships

494
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: in every sleepy compartment. And what do you mean you

495
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: don't know what the problem is? I mean I know

496
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: that there's shipped in there, but I don't know how

497
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: it's getting inside. So from from rats anuses? Sure, you

498
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,720
Speaker 1: you're you're gonna tell me that there's like what several

499
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: hundred rat nests inside here, only in the sleeping compartments.

500
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,800
Speaker 1: I mean said as anyone, Uh can I ask a

501
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: dumb question? There are no dumb questions, just dumb people. Um.

502
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: Has Stanley Steamer always been a trained situation? Yes, okay, okay, um,

503
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: I just always know. I've always been curious about it,

504
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,439
Speaker 1: but I never brought it up while I was working

505
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: here because I didn't want But if we're disbanding, I

506
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:43,240
Speaker 1: didn't think it was a train. It's also a euphemism.

507
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 1: It's also a very popular euphemism. I'm told, but yes,

508
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 1: it is a train. Get out of here. Get and

509
00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 1: that is seen to I hope you're up here from Indiana.

510
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,439
Speaker 1: Seen three comes to us patron v I P. Richard

511
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: who wrote, Hey, gang had an idea for seeing the

512
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 1: other day and it goes like this, and a Leen

513
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 1: is on earth posing as a human to get some

514
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: hands on studying. Unfortunately they are posing as a person

515
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,399
Speaker 1: working consumer service for a company and has a deal

516
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: with some pretty outrageous people calling in to complain. Richard. Thanks, okay, everybody,

517
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 1: So just so you know, we have a new talking

518
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 1: point sheet that should be printed out and put on

519
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: everyone's desk, and if you want to type that up

520
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: to have it on your monitor, you're more than welcome. Obviously,

521
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: questions at the end, So if we can just all

522
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: take a moment to familiarize ourselves with questions at the end,

523
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: familiarize ourselves with the new talking points, because those will

524
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: be what we are using now. Questions at the end,

525
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: questions at the end, and those will will will be

526
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: using now as our talking points for a summer service.

527
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: Are we at the end yet not yet? Here? At

528
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: go daddy dot com, we are offering customer service to

529
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 1: individuals looking to buy and host domains. That's got to

530
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: be the end. Questions I have a question? Yes, um,

531
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: what if somebody calls in with complaints? We are going

532
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: to be using the talking sheets to guide them through

533
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: any complaints they have. Am I allowed to improvise questions? No?

534
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: You must stick to the talking page. Oh so all

535
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: that money I spent at chris dash dot com is

536
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:45,760
Speaker 1: a waste for what to improvise some of these answers

537
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: and people calling to complaint? Yes, we have some good

538
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 1: company wide email to everyone about chris dash dot com.

539
00:36:56,120 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 1: You have a question? I have a question? Is anyone else?

540
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 1: This is more of an icebreaker than a question. Is

541
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: anyone else? Thrilled? When the air goes in and out

542
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: of the face, it's so far, it's such a thrill Um,

543
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: I have a legitimate question. Uh not a not an

544
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: icebreaker question. That's a weird question. Is there can I

545
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: ask a legitimate question? Yes, I've done? I was done?

546
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: Was your question to ask a legitimate question? If that's

547
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: possible that My question is what if somebody comes into

548
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: our office to make a complainant person at our at

549
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: our cubicle. Well they shouldn't. They should not have that

550
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: information available to us. The only information they should have

551
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 1: is what the hell do I do? What the hell

552
00:37:50,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 1: is this? What's going on a phone call? Oh my god? Hello, hello, Hello, Hello?

553
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 1: Is this go Daddy dot com? This is this is

554
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: your your human representative for the Go Daddy. Oh, lady, Lydia,

555
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: I'm Lyadia. I was born out of a woman. Oh um,

556
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: Hi Lydia. Um, so I'm so born out of a woman.

557
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 1: I'm sure me. Yes, yeah, Well now we have something

558
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: in common. What a wonderful place to start. Continue so,

559
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: um my t shirt? I run a T shirt business,

560
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 1: um graphic on and right now our website is Sean,

561
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 1: Who the hell are you on the phone with I'm talking.

562
00:38:52,000 --> 00:39:00,040
Speaker 1: I'm calling Go Daddy, Go Daddy, some fucking slut know

563
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 1: you're working to a woman. You're making orgasm. No phones

564
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: on speakers. I'm not doing she's doing that. You can

565
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: shove it. And I'm taking what you're taking the I P.

566
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: I'm taking the i P. You're taking graphicon dot com.

567
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: I'm taking graphical. I'm taking it. And I'm on the line.

568
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 1: Gore shrunk nine, you have been on Earth for six

569
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 1: human months. You were told to infiltrate the highest levels

570
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 1: of Earth society. Please report back. I'm happy to be

571
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 1: a reporting back, of course, glad to be here. I

572
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 1: really missed everyone. No, no need for formalities. Let's let's

573
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: get to the meat. Um. I was infiltrating one of

574
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: the most popular domain companies in the world, top ten.

575
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,399
Speaker 1: I got all the way to where the top ten,

576
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 1: where the top ten any of the Tormanian crystals. I

577
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: planted three crystals of the Touranian crystals. I did plant,

578
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: and I planted them where all within go Daddy HQ

579
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: because I was a little unclear on that. Honestly good,

580
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm feeling good to be back in my regular form.

581
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: The Grand Council has seen the prophecy come true. We

582
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: will attack go Daddy dot com HQ is everyone got

583
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: a little cough going around? Did you catch a virus?

584
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 1: I went to Chris Avarado, dash calm. Did you bring

585
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: a virus here? To the Grand Council. It was a

586
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: phone thing I was. I was talking someone through the

587
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: thing and they told I had to I had to

588
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,879
Speaker 1: take over their computer. That's the thing you do down there.

589
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 1: You can remote access. Was granted. I caught a little

590
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: something and everybody's got it. It seems like your primary

591
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: responsibility was answering the landline for the state of the

592
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:28,760
Speaker 1: hard website. Rick, would you mind? There's something right between

593
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: my shoulder beliefs that I can't quite itch. It's holy shit,

594
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: holy shit, man? Could you just could you it the

595
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: holy sh it? Man? There's a crystal in your back man,

596
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: Crystal Man, Oh my gosh, I could chant swinge just

597
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: pumping in this fluid to your back, man, Crystal. I

598
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: brought cake. I brought cake. It's my birthday, which is

599
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 1: weird about my own cake, but I'm doing it anyway.

600
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: Who wants a slice? Then he look at my back

601
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,280
Speaker 1: and tell the truth, look at my back. The stepped

602
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: it into the backward there. Oh god, oh my god. No,

603
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: did that one say free food for a mouths and stomach. O,

604
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: gotta go, gotta go. Look what's and Rico's back? Look

605
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 1: at this Rego something in my back. Oh, that's if

606
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 1: there's one thing it's not. It's a Termalian crystal that

607
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: looks like a regular that looks like a regular rock,

608
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 1: a regular rock from the this earth. That's not. My

609
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: mother was human. I lived in her body and came out.

610
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: We all have that experience, Rico. Where what happened to you? Rico?

611
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: Did somebody throw a roggy? I don't remember. I don't remember.

612
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: I just got this incredible bitch. Oh my god, your

613
00:42:54,480 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: eyes are turning red. Your eyes red, Rico, crap the cake.

614
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:07,359
Speaker 1: It's good now. You were to select three prime examples

615
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: of earth humankind. Tell us more about this recoll. Oh,

616
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 1: that was probably me that did that to him. I'm

617
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: so sorry, guys. Um Rico is on the third floor

618
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: with me and I had a way with because he

619
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: stuck to the script. And our supervisor loved that. Um

620
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: real straight, straight shooter. And I think you're gonna love

621
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: the results of the crystal I embedded. So is is

622
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: go Daddy dot Com? Cold calling people? Yeah? They're doing

623
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 1: some fun stuff over there. Uh, incoming out going uh

624
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: consumer based support. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I get that

625
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Speaker 1: because we all relate to each other, because we're all

626
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: from this planet. Geek gork gork, So I relate to

627
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: what you're saying. You just entered. Don't act like you

628
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: know what is going on all of a sudden. Oh no,

629
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 1: I get it, because we're all the same. The Grand

630
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 1: Council here born from an idea, not a big deal.

631
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Speaker 1: So pickup, pick up, pick up, pickup? How do you do? Hi? Uh?

632
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Speaker 1: This is uh Millburger. I'm calling on behalf of god

633
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Speaker 1: Daddy dot com and we just want to see how

634
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Speaker 1: your website was doing. My girlfriend took it. Okay, what

635
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: did you say? Your name was? Uh Miltred? Uh sure.

636
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: I just wanted to check in with you and make

637
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Speaker 1: sure that everything is good. And you know what, I'm

638
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: glad he called. I'm glad he called. You even been

639
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: a graphic con dot com. No, but I'm looking at No,

640
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: you haven't. You haven't, And that's the problem, isn't it.

641
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: What did you say your name was? Again, Milburg? How

642
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,479
Speaker 1: are you gonna help me today? How are you gonna

643
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: help me? Let me look at the sheet um mail

644
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:17,399
Speaker 1: for a hang up mail for a hang up? Uh, sir,

645
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: we will call you back. Oh no, I guess we're

646
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: not done. I can help you serve by offering you

647
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Speaker 1: discount on any new domains. I need you to get

648
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Speaker 1: sand back. I need you to trace who's going to

649
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 1: the website, who's buying the most amount of shirts, and

650
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: go to that fucker's house and then let him know.

651
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: What's what are you asking me to hack? You have

652
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: to say if you're a hacker. Are you a hacker? Yeah,

653
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 1: I'm a hacker. Yes, this is the Pentagon. I love

654
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 1: hi number. Alright, alright, ship happens all the time. Don't

655
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 1: worry about Okay, you have a great day, you too. Now?

656
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 1: Who called? Who called the Pentagon? Oh? I was trying

657
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: to get an outside line, actually, and then they called

658
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 1: in right in the middle of my conversation. It is

659
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 1: my question, Yes, sir, I'm sorry. Uh. They didn't state

660
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 1: their name or business, but they didn't sound like they

661
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: were from a different country. Yes. I kept running around

662
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:24,959
Speaker 1: at the different points of the building, and I didn't

663
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: know where everyone was. I just so new information we

664
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 1: have barely can barely understand you, honestly, more clearly not faster, right,

665
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 1: put your hands above your head. That's actually not what

666
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,439
Speaker 1: they say. They actually stay hands on the knees around

667
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 1: these go around one. Okay, okay, okay, I've been tracking

668
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 1: what looks like a floating novelisk. Oh, it's unidentified object.

669
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 1: It's a novelist. It's definitely identifiable. You don't need to

670
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: point out it's shape. We'll figure that out. No, we

671
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:02,320
Speaker 1: did figure it out. It's novelist. And uh what about it?

672
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 1: That's just fucking crazy. Okay, so you okay, somebody calls Okay,

673
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start sixty nine really quick and call whoever

674
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: called us back. Okay, that should work. I'm gonna find

675
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 1: that right now. My god? Does everyone else like it?

676
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: When you can breathe in and out from your face?

677
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: But what you can read because the pet do not hear,

678
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 1: THEE does not hear. So you can eat my butt

679
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: and that's better pre free excuse me. This is the

680
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: pentagon you called us? Oh that was a bit wolfsie. Okay, major,

681
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: we looked into the obelisk. Uh, and that's the Washington

682
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: Monument that's just across town good Ship. Yeah, so that

683
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 1: you called it in three times this month? Yes, I did.

684
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: It's not going anywhere. It's it's not an alien spacecraft.

685
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: It's the Washington Monument. Do we know that for a fact?

686
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: We do? We do. Yeah, there are such things as

687
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: subjective truths. And do you know that for a fact? Colonel?

688
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 1: You a little bit? What you a little fucking bitch? Colonel?

689
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying? You're in subordinate? You're

690
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 1: in subordinate? Major? Oh am, I am? I. Well, maybe

691
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 1: the government it's all funked up. Maybe there's crystals in

692
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: people's backs that are fluid into them. To that terridiculous.

693
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: Oh is it? Get off of me, Get off of me.

694
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Speaker 1: If anybody wants to know the truth, dot com you're

695
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Speaker 1: going Ivy League. You're going to an Ivy League school. Major.

696
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Speaker 1: Uh so yeah, um, gleep, Glorp. It was is what

697
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: I was thinking for the most part, because since since

698
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,919
Speaker 1: we all feel that way, then Belp, you just entered

699
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: the Grand Council, don't act like you know what we

700
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: were talking about. And that's our show for today. Who

701
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 1: oh man, Oh, what a pleasure for Nessa to have

702
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: you back in the oh, it's so much fun. You're

703
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,879
Speaker 1: terribly missed with at emails all the time. Where where where?

704
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 1: Where is she? And uh and honest the goodness. As

705
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 1: soon as you can come back, please let us know

706
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: because there is an open door and you must come

707
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 1: through it when it's much love to you and the

708
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 1: field care and school going on. That's a great step.

709
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Speaker 1: That is a great folks. You go to Donnaty Theater,

710
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Speaker 1: dot com, typewriters dash yeah yeah dot com yes, perfect,

711
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Speaker 1: thank you, and streaming shows all the time. You have

712
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Speaker 1: a big one coming up. Was looking at social media today,

713
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: so continued success with that. Thank you very much, sir.

714
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Speaker 1: I love you, love you, love you much love to

715
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Speaker 1: the family, Matt, and same to you, Craigkowsky, much love,

716
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Speaker 1: much love, much love. Yeah, this is not grammar or usage,

717
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Speaker 1: but just the right name for something. If you're talking,

718
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Speaker 1: if you're talking about those will nature cabbages that you

719
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Speaker 1: steam or fry or roast their Brussels sprouts because they're

720
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Speaker 1: from they're from Belgium, you wouldn't call Jean Claude van

721
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Speaker 1: Damn the mussel from Brussels from Brussels, and they are

722
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Speaker 1: Brussels sprouts. Hit both of those says. Appreciate that always

723
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Speaker 1: and please take care of the family. When you're not

724
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Speaker 1: looking that shut up, you know you can relax. James,

725
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Speaker 1: thank you so much. We love you too. Anything you'd

726
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Speaker 1: like the folks to know, you know, I'd like them

727
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Speaker 1: to just take some time to search the internet for

728
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Speaker 1: whatever makes that happy. This one, this one that you

729
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Speaker 1: find it yourself, enjoy. Chris Alvarado Dash dot com, Chris

730
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Speaker 1: dash avocado dot com. Check it out. Thank you so much. Chris.

731
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Speaker 1: You got something for us there? Yeah, well, I mean

732
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: not nothing really good. But I was searching is there

733
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Speaker 1: a Dynasty theater dot com? And literal really there was

734
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Speaker 1: only a Dynasty dash theater dot com. But but it's

735
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: in a foreign language, so I don't think it's in

736
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,760
Speaker 1: this Uh about to make a call to go daddy

737
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Speaker 1: and see what I can do about that. I don't

738
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: think there their arrival of yours. I don't think they

739
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 1: answer the phones either. Yeah, that's all I have. Thank you, Chris,

740
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: Joey Grey, thank you so much. As always, thank you.

741
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: I'm so happy Vanessa's back. It was crazy and I

742
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,399
Speaker 1: was just sitting back and watching and loving far too much.

743
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: I probably should have contributed, but it's just too long

744
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: into coming. So maybe next time. We're trying to make

745
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 1: the Vanessa Magic happen once a month, but so we'll

746
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 1: just continue to try. No promises, no threats, just know

747
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: that we're on it and and yeah, we'll work it out. Um.

748
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: Let's thank our engineer at the Stars, Mr Doug Babe,

749
00:51:55,480 --> 00:52:00,040
Speaker 1: and the fine folks that I heard. Media love to

750
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: hear from me. Please continue to write to us at

751
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 1: your name here talking me to this dot com. I'm

752
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Fockerman. To please look out for each other,

753
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: wear a mask when you go outdoors. Let's agree to

754
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 1: get through this together. About that until next time