WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Always Need the Weather...& Sodie

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<v Speaker 1>Cutbooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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<v Speaker 2>The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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<v Speaker 1>In the air everywhere. Welcome to another weekend of the

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<v Speaker 1>Fifth Hour with Me, Big Ben and Danny g Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>As it is the seventh day of the month of June,

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<v Speaker 1>and my mind is proper I think it is. This

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<v Speaker 1>is our first Friday show for the podcast, because June

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<v Speaker 1>first was what Saturday? Am I correct? I believe correct,

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, Look at that. I'm a human app. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>an app that has the the dates and and all that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we just recorded that weekend show yesterday. As that

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<v Speaker 3>listener pointed out, we do all these shows in a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of days in a row.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, exactly, exactly. Genius, absolute genius here and so we

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<v Speaker 1>begin the weekend here and I will get into a

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<v Speaker 1>story I promised on the radio show. The original Recipe show,

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<v Speaker 1>not the Extra Spicy, Extra Crispy Podcast. Some stuff that's

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<v Speaker 1>been going on behind the scenes here, So I'll share

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<v Speaker 1>that with you coming up in a little bit. But

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<v Speaker 1>I understand tonight is the final episode of the Wheel

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<v Speaker 1>of Fortune with the Goat? Is that correct, Danny? Am

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<v Speaker 1>I hearing properly that? Today? Is it? It's all over?

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<v Speaker 3>Wheel of Fortune? His last swan, his swan song? Is

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<v Speaker 3>that what they say? This should be a phrase of

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<v Speaker 3>the week swan song.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, don't make me look at out there. You're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to incite.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but say Jack started in nineteen eighty one on

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<v Speaker 3>that show Holy Shiska Bob over forty yeah, over forty

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<v Speaker 3>years ago, and of course Ofvannah White is gonna stay

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<v Speaker 3>on with your boy Ryan Seacrest.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well, here's the thing. I had a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>run ins over the years with Pat Say Jack and

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<v Speaker 1>in a really good way, in a really good way,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were all well, they were u sporting him

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<v Speaker 1>as a Dodger stadium. He was a regular at Dodgers Dam.

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<v Speaker 1>He loved the La Kings. It was odd though, because

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<v Speaker 1>Say Jack lives in I think he's in Virginia.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you've talked about it before on the podcast that

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<v Speaker 3>he'll fly to LA Yeah, tape all those shows and

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<v Speaker 3>then fly back to his home state.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's quite the gig, the nightly game shows like

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<v Speaker 1>Jeopardy and the Wheel of Fortune. Price is right. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure about presses, right, but I know with Jeopardy

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<v Speaker 1>and whatnot, they'll end up filming like five episodes in

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<v Speaker 1>a day, and they'll they'll do a week of shows

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<v Speaker 1>and then they'll go on hiatus for a while and

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<v Speaker 1>then come back and do a week of shows.

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<v Speaker 3>And so, man, imagine if we could do that in radio,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be.

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<v Speaker 1>Great, man, just roll them all out and then that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>But Sajack was great, and I have some very fun

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<v Speaker 1>memories when I was a young young lad Danny back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day and Stu Nahan who was a big

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<v Speaker 1>time sportscaster in LA when I was a kid, and

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<v Speaker 1>I knew Stu as an adult as a young adult,

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<v Speaker 1>and Stu.

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<v Speaker 3>He was on the Naked Gun movies.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was in a bunch of different movies. I

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<v Speaker 1>just think about baseball as like a character actor behind

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<v Speaker 1>the scenes as a sportscaster. Ironically enough, his nickname was

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<v Speaker 1>Silver Tip. Stu because he was known as a cheap ass.

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<v Speaker 1>But Stu was quite the character. And he was doing

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<v Speaker 1>local television back when it was the Ron Burgundy era

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<v Speaker 1>of television. If you know Anchorman, that old movie Anchorman,

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<v Speaker 1>that's about what it was. I don't know, Ron, that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds kind of crazy. Pat Sajack would. I was hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out at during batting practice at Dodge Stadium one of

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<v Speaker 1>the days years ago, and and Stu was there. And

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<v Speaker 1>Pat Sajak happened to be there because he's Pat f

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<v Speaker 1>and Sajack, you know, do whatever you want. He was

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<v Speaker 1>on the field prior to the game, and he was

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<v Speaker 1>he was going at it was Stu because the famous

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<v Speaker 1>story that Pat Sajack had had told and I know

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<v Speaker 1>he's written about this, It's been written, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>great to hear it from the horse's mouth. When Pat

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<v Speaker 1>Sajak was working at Channel four in LA, the NBC affiliate,

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<v Speaker 1>he got this offer to do the Wheel of Fortune,

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<v Speaker 1>and so he consulted with stun Ahan. He said, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you think is to do? And I think Sayjack

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<v Speaker 1>was like the weather person at the time, and Stu said,

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<v Speaker 1>don't do that. Game shows come and go, but people

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<v Speaker 1>always need the weather, you know, something to that effect,

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<v Speaker 1>and who goofed I've got to know, you know. And

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<v Speaker 1>so anyway, needless to say, Pat would remind Stull regularly

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<v Speaker 1>of that. And actually Pat spoke as to his memorial

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<v Speaker 1>service they had which was right across the street from

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<v Speaker 1>from our studios there, and they rant it out the

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<v Speaker 1>movie theater had like a celebration of life. But first

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<v Speaker 1>two when he passed away, and say Jack was there

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<v Speaker 1>and all that he flew out. But hey, listen, Pat

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<v Speaker 1>sajak Ago, he's not dead, He's just gonna It's one

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<v Speaker 1>of those jobs. Why do you even bother retiring? You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? It's like one of those jobs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just keep doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean a legend in the game show game I

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<v Speaker 3>think I know the answer to this. But if you

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<v Speaker 3>could host one game show, what would it be?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my favorite when I was a kid was Let's

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<v Speaker 1>make a deal with Monty Hall. I love that. That

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<v Speaker 1>was really cool. I think that's on again. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's a thing. But I loved uh I Whenny

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<v Speaker 1>Big Money Stop. I also like that. That's not on anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Jokers Wild, No, it wasn't Jokers Wild. I just I'm

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<v Speaker 1>matter a mental block here, but it was what it

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<v Speaker 1>was in It was like a nineteen eighties game show,

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<v Speaker 1>No Aamy nommy stop. What was it called? Press your Luck? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>press your Luck? That's it. Press your Luck. That was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cool. But I mean, any game shows, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a great gig. You got a game show, job your set.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember Drew Carey when he was at one point a

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<v Speaker 1>big star in the nineties, right, Drew Carey show was

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<v Speaker 1>very popular. That was in the nineties, right, I think

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<v Speaker 1>that was in the nineties. I think so, yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>then he kind of he went down a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>and then all of a sudden he went right back

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<v Speaker 1>up with the game show because he replaced Bob Barker

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<v Speaker 1>as the host of his show, What would you Do? Danny?

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<v Speaker 1>What would your game show?

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<v Speaker 2>Be?

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<v Speaker 3>The newlywed game. As a little kid, they always said whoopee,

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<v Speaker 3>and I didn't know what they were talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you now know what they're talking about to you now?

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<v Speaker 3>No? Maybe that could be a word of the week, That.

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<v Speaker 1>Could be the word the word o the we are well.

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck to Pat say Jack who's made an s

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<v Speaker 1>load of money and an old radio contemporary of ours,

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<v Speaker 1>is going to replace him? Is that correct? Am I

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<v Speaker 1>hearing that accurately? The yep, Ryan Seacrest, who when I

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<v Speaker 1>was doing mid days starting out my career mid Days

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<v Speaker 1>in LA and then Seacrest was doing afternoon drive at

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<v Speaker 1>ninety eight seven Star FM. And look at us now, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>look at us now. Your careers are like a mirror

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<v Speaker 1>of each other. It's a doppelganger, me of him, him

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<v Speaker 1>of me. That's just the way it is. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>way it is.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of people don't know this, but the very

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<v Speaker 3>first season of American Idol you were his co host

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<v Speaker 3>on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we don't like to talk about that. It didn't

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<v Speaker 1>work out, but at the time it seemed like a wonderful,

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful thing. So I wanted to mention something. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>few things that have gone on since we last spoke

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<v Speaker 1>on the pot yess not have you done the radio

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<v Speaker 1>show every night? Well, that's a little different. The radio

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<v Speaker 1>show is different. This is behind the curtain. This is

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<v Speaker 1>how we make the Hawt talks. You're never supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>tell people how you make the Hawt talks. Well, this

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<v Speaker 1>is how we make the hawtthalks. So this past weekend

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a melancholy type of a weekend for several reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>One of them I will get to right now, the

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<v Speaker 1>passing of a friend of mine who worked in the

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<v Speaker 1>media for a long time, TJ. Simers.

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<v Speaker 2>T J.

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<v Speaker 1>Simers is a longtime newspaper man, one of the last

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<v Speaker 1>great columnists in America when that mattered, and that meant something.

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<v Speaker 1>To be a columnist in a newspaper doesn't mean much now,

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<v Speaker 1>but back in the day it meant a lot. I've

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<v Speaker 1>read his columns in the nineties. Yeah, I loved TJ's

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<v Speaker 1>work as a columnist, and I got to call him

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<v Speaker 1>a friend, which was even cooler. And he died. He

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<v Speaker 1>had brain cancer, and he died on Sunday. But as

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Harvey would say, that's the news. But now you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to get the rest of the story. And this

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<v Speaker 1>is something that I haven't We talked about. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a private matter and I didn't want to get into

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<v Speaker 1>it here. I didn't do it to get any kind

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<v Speaker 1>of attention, not that I would get attention for it anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was alerted several months back that TJ had

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<v Speaker 1>brain cancer by a mutual friend of ours, my friend Jay,

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<v Speaker 1>who used to be a big editor at the La

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<v Speaker 1>Times back in the day, and so we were ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to see TJ. And so, starting I would say,

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<v Speaker 1>three months ago, once every couple of weeks we went

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<v Speaker 1>to TJ's house. He had been bedridden. Was you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he had made the decision and I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>get too much into this is his family's decision, but

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<v Speaker 1>he he had decided that you know, this was not

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<v Speaker 1>this was going to be the end, and he had

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<v Speaker 1>incurable brain cancer and rather than try some experimental stuff

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<v Speaker 1>and he did try one experiment mental thing, he just

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<v Speaker 1>made the decision that this was going to be how

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<v Speaker 1>he would check out, and you know, we all have

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<v Speaker 1>to die some way, and this was you know, he

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<v Speaker 1>just figured this is it and there's nothing I can

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<v Speaker 1>do it. And so I was able to visit him

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<v Speaker 1>and we'd go and chat. The first time he went

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<v Speaker 1>was we were there a couple hours and actually I

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<v Speaker 1>made him cookies. The last couple of times I saw

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<v Speaker 1>him the Tuesday, oh nice, yeah, he uh, the Tuesday

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<v Speaker 1>before before he passed away, we were at his house,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, bullshitting, you know, talking about nas and we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really talk that much sports. We started out talking

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<v Speaker 1>sports and TJ was on this podcast I think the

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<v Speaker 1>end of twenty twenty three, I believe we yeah had

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<v Speaker 1>them on.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I remember that, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it was great. We told a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>the stories on that podcast. My favorite TJ stories when

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<v Speaker 1>TJ took over as the columnist in page two, which

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<v Speaker 1>was a big deal in the LA Times, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think he replaced Jim Murray if I remember remember correctly,

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<v Speaker 1>But either way, TJ was a football writer. The first

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<v Speaker 1>time I ever interacted interacted with TJ, he was a

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<v Speaker 1>San Diego based The LA Times had a bureau in

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<v Speaker 1>San Diego, charger beat reporter. He then became the NFL

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<v Speaker 1>columnist when in his time as the NFL columnist, the

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<v Speaker 1>LA market lost the Rams and the Raiders. They both left,

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<v Speaker 1>and so TJ was writing about the NFL when there

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<v Speaker 1>was no NFL in the market. And at that time,

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL was popular, but it was not nearly as

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<v Speaker 1>popular as it is these days. And so anyway, TJ

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<v Speaker 1>would write about the NFL, and often what he would

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<v Speaker 1>do is go to these big events and pester the

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<v Speaker 1>commissioner when is LA going to get a team? Blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah, blah blah, and that was his thing. But

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<v Speaker 1>I had him on. I was. It was in the nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like in my early twenties doing a talk

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<v Speaker 1>show with Dave Smith. We had on the old Ben

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<v Speaker 1>and Dave Show. We had tj on in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the interview did not like the questions that we

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<v Speaker 1>were asking, so he yelled at us and then hung

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<v Speaker 1>up in the middle of the interview. And I still

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<v Speaker 1>I brought that up to him. Actually, this past last

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<v Speaker 1>time I saw him, were talking about some of the

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<v Speaker 1>old old stories.

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<v Speaker 3>That was at that point in his career. Was he

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<v Speaker 3>cool with you or did he not really know you?

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<v Speaker 1>At that point? No, I thought he hated me. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought he despised me. And the turning point was when

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing stuff with the Dodgers, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>took over as the columnist for the Times and he

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<v Speaker 1>would go out. Davy Johnson was the Dodger manager, and

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<v Speaker 1>Davy had a lot of success with the Mets and

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<v Speaker 1>was really living off that success he had managing the Mets,

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<v Speaker 1>who had a bunch of guys that hit a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of home runs and cocaine, the eighty six Mets, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was the manager of that team, and so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he's just kind of going through the motions. And when

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<v Speaker 1>TJ took over, he came out as a flame throw.

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<v Speaker 1>He just was hammering everybody. And the LA media was

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<v Speaker 1>not used. That was not how they operate. The teams

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<v Speaker 1>in LA didn't know how to handle that at all.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like freaking out right. They were like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, you know this guy is you know, he's

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<v Speaker 1>stirring up a hornets nest here. What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>And it was so bad. One of the Dodger beat

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<v Speaker 1>writers went to every player on the team for the

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<v Speaker 1>LA Times Dodger beat writer and talked to every player

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<v Speaker 1>and said, I'm not with that guy, like because he

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<v Speaker 1>was that much of a loose cannon and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I loved it. I mean, I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest thing. That's that's how I was raised to approach.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, sports, you're supposed to be critical and you're

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<v Speaker 1>not supposed to kiss the player's ass. You're not part

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<v Speaker 1>of the team. You're supposed to question some things here

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<v Speaker 1>and hold people accountable. And TJ did that. He used

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<v Speaker 1>to call the owner, Frank McCord, the Boston parking lot

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<v Speaker 1>of Tendant was what he called Frank mc court and

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<v Speaker 1>just would slay him every day. And you gotta remember,

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<v Speaker 1>TJ got in a lot of trouble for that because

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<v Speaker 1>the one of the big advertisers for the La Times

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<v Speaker 1>was the Dodgers. They would buy huge, you know, full

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<v Speaker 1>full page ads in the newspaper and that was a

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<v Speaker 1>big old deal. Right, You're attacking an advertiser, so that

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<v Speaker 1>was a problem. My favorite all time TJ story, though

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<v Speaker 1>I have several, as we pay respects to the great

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<v Speaker 1>late TJ. Simers. When he was it was working for

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<v Speaker 1>the Orange County Register, but he did this starting at

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<v Speaker 1>the LA Times. He would take shots at Artie Marino.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd called him angry Artie, and Artie Marino got so

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<v Speaker 1>upset with TJ. Simers that he literally punished all of

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<v Speaker 1>the media in Los Angeles. This is one of my

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<v Speaker 1>all time great stories of a rogue owner being so

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<v Speaker 1>upset with a revolutionary media guy that this thing escalated

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<v Speaker 1>into a nuclear situation. Because it turns out Artie Marino

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<v Speaker 1>moved the press box at the Big A from behind

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<v Speaker 1>home plate where it had been since the stadium opened,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's traditionally where every single press box is right,

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<v Speaker 1>there's only a couple that aren't there. And he moved

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<v Speaker 1>it down near the pearly gates, down near the right

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<v Speaker 1>field foul pole, where you the media can't even see

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<v Speaker 1>the game from the press box. And he did that

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<v Speaker 1>because of TJ Simers, because he was so upset with

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<v Speaker 1>TJ Simers and what a mischief maker TJ was, and

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<v Speaker 1>how agitating he was, you know, just really annoying Marino.

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<v Speaker 1>He just he said, all right, we'll move the press

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<v Speaker 1>box and he did. And but you know, TJ had

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<v Speaker 1>a gruff exture. He wasn't for everybody. He wasn't. But

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<v Speaker 1>the thing that I love about and TJ. We were

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<v Speaker 1>actually talking about this also over the last couple of

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<v Speaker 1>times I saw him, was he became friends with Vin Scully,

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<v Speaker 1>Chick Hern, Bob Miller, these iconic podcasters in Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 1>Was buddies with John Wooden and Kobe Bryant. These people

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<v Speaker 1>loved it, and we were telling he was telling me

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<v Speaker 1>stories about John Wooden and he said that wouldn't hated

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<v Speaker 1>being called the Wizard of Westwood and he did not

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<v Speaker 1>like the fact that everywhere he went people kissed his

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<v Speaker 1>ass and TJ didn't kiss his ass and busted his

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<v Speaker 1>chops and wouldn't loved it. He loved it. Was a

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<v Speaker 1>great story about that. And Kobe Bryant also liked the

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<v Speaker 1>approach that that TJ had. I it was a Mamba

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<v Speaker 1>mentality or not, but he didn't hold back and Kobe

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<v Speaker 1>Kobe respected that.

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<v Speaker 3>So you talked about that Fullerton restaurant and I saw

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<v Speaker 3>an Instagram story on it a real just this past week,

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<v Speaker 3>and it said that he told the staff there at

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<v Speaker 3>that restaurant he loved being treated like a regular customer,

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<v Speaker 3>like he was just a regular dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, people who are when you get to a certain level,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't like that. You're like, no, I'm not, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just a normal person. I just happened to be

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<v Speaker 1>good at something like that. So I wanted to really

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<v Speaker 1>say a tip of the headphones to TJ. I will

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<v Speaker 1>I will miss his wisdom. I mean, it has been

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<v Speaker 1>been away from the media business for a number of years.

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<v Speaker 1>He was doing a blog for a while. He this

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<v Speaker 1>just happened by the way I think he found out.

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<v Speaker 1>He fell down in I want to say maybe April

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<v Speaker 1>and something like that might have been Yeah, it might

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<v Speaker 1>have been March. I mean, it was real quick. It wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't a long situation from when it began to

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<v Speaker 1>when it ended. So but in one of a kind,

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<v Speaker 1>there's really nobody else like him, at least in the

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<v Speaker 1>LA media. I mean, Teach is a guy that was

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<v Speaker 1>on that show Around the Horn on ESPN and said

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<v Speaker 1>how much he hated the show while on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and they ended up getting getting rid of him. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I've told in the past, in fact, we should

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<v Speaker 1>probably linked to that conversation we had with TJ. But

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<v Speaker 1>there was an incident with Dwight Howard when Dwight came

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<v Speaker 1>over and the Lakers had this supposedly the super team

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<v Speaker 1>with Dwight Howard and Steve Nash, except they they couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>they couldn't play. They were terrible together. And that thing

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<v Speaker 1>skyrocketed right into the ground. And when the opposite direction,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a dud. And one day Dwight Howard walks

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<v Speaker 1>into the Laker locker room. He's all depressed and he's cursing,

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<v Speaker 1>and what's this all about? And it turns out that

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<v Speaker 1>Dwight was upset because at that time Stephen A. Smith

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<v Speaker 1>and Skip Bayless were working together and they had said

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<v Speaker 1>some mean things about Dwight and he was annoyed by that.

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<v Speaker 1>And so THENDJ he goes up to just Dwight. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>no one watches that show, Dwight the rating, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're upset. Why are you upset? I can show

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<v Speaker 1>you the ratings that show gets. No nobody's watching. It

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<v Speaker 1>was the funny and Dwight could not wrap his head

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<v Speaker 1>around the fact that that show had very few people watching.

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<v Speaker 1>In his head, everyone was watching that particular show, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's it was. It was pretty amusing, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it was great. And TJ did actually listen to the

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<v Speaker 1>Overnight show and didn't hate it, which was which was

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<v Speaker 1>a nice thing as well. Good for my good for

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<v Speaker 1>my ego. So I rest in peace the late great TJ. Simons,

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<v Speaker 1>who passed away on this past Sunday. I also, before

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<v Speaker 1>I get any further, I did want to mention that

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<v Speaker 1>we had one oversight on Big Ben's Big Board. Not

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<v Speaker 1>a list, Danny, not a list, Big Ben's Big Boy.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a really good list. So I'm curious to

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<v Speaker 3>hear what we missed.

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<v Speaker 1>So we had the Street takeover, the Burn, Baby Burn,

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<v Speaker 1>the Casey Kasem thing wrong, Button, Bob All that the

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<v Speaker 1>shooting gallery, the mobster Henry Hill. But I forgot about

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<v Speaker 1>this one classic story, the night the bats got in

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<v Speaker 1>the studio. Do do do Do do do? Batman? Do

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<v Speaker 1>do do do? Do do do? Batman? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>That was during Roberto the bus Driver's tenure, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, it happened multiple times that bat's got in

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<v Speaker 1>the studio. I was not there one of the times.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably why I had forgotten, But I was there

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<v Speaker 1>the other time, and we actually did live coverage. We

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<v Speaker 1>had boots on the ground, yes, outside, as this story developed,

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<v Speaker 1>we were there.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it Mike Carmon on a phone, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Harmon was on the phone. We had there were several

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<v Speaker 1>people involved. We had one person was the door guy

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<v Speaker 1>to leave the door to the courtyard open. But then

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<v Speaker 1>there was a chase guy that like chasing tornadoes, trying

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<v Speaker 1>to push good luck pushing a bat out of the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>And remember they thought the bat was gone, but the

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<v Speaker 1>bat was actually hiding at one point. But there was

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<v Speaker 1>a successful movement to get the bat out. But I

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<v Speaker 1>do recall that, and so thank you. Several of you

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<v Speaker 1>reached out to me via social media and email at

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<v Speaker 1>the fifth hour email address to let us know about

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<v Speaker 1>that I had forgotten and that is a that is

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<v Speaker 1>a thing that did happen. If you want to send

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<v Speaker 1>me an email about the mail bag or anything else,

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<v Speaker 1>we do the mail bag on Sunday, but you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to wait till Sunday. Real fifth Hour at gmail

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<v Speaker 1>dot com, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com if

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<v Speaker 1>you'd like to be part of this. I was the

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<v Speaker 1>one that everyone agreed we fed up on on Big

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<v Speaker 1>Ben's big board was the bad thing. There were some

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<v Speaker 1>other stuff brought up, but that well.

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<v Speaker 3>We should have pretended like you did it on purpose,

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<v Speaker 3>just like when you mess up on something your old line.

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<v Speaker 3>I did it to see if you were paying attention.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not aligne Danny, That's that's the truth. I could

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<v Speaker 1>do a perfect show. I could. I was taught by

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<v Speaker 1>my radio mentor my radio mentor Rick these Then you

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<v Speaker 1>just make a mistake every once in a while. It

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<v Speaker 1>humanizes you. You gotta be human. I gonna be relatable to

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<v Speaker 1>the to the common person is as they say, the

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<v Speaker 1>lay person.

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<v Speaker 3>Timed out for the phrase of the week, the phrase

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<v Speaker 3>of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Praise of the week this week by request. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to send a request in I will consider it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh swansong.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is from Nick in Wisconsin. He wants to

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<v Speaker 1>know the origins of ifs and butts were candy and nuts,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be Christmas every day nuts? All right, So

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<v Speaker 1>let's get to this now. I was blown away by

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<v Speaker 1>this one. I'm so happy Nick requested this. I used

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<v Speaker 1>this line every once in a while, Danny, if if

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<v Speaker 1>some butts were candy and nuts to be Christmas every day.

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<v Speaker 1>It turns out it actually originated with someone in sports.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that mind blowing? I say, it's mind blowing. So

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<v Speaker 1>let's take you in the way back machine. The origins

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<v Speaker 1>of the word ifs and butts were candy and nuts,

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<v Speaker 1>be Christmas every day, or something along those lines. It

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<v Speaker 1>was actually coined by a Dallas cowboy, Dandy Don Meredith.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll turn out the lots.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, that's one of the he's over, one of

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<v Speaker 1>the great tributes that we give to him, turn out

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<v Speaker 1>the lights, the parties over.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, back in nineteen seventy nineteen seventy or four before

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<v Speaker 1>our time, Danny g but Don Meredith was a commentator

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<v Speaker 1>with Howard Cosell on Monday Night Football and.

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<v Speaker 3>We literally were not born yet.

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<v Speaker 1>And which is shocking at this point. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>everything we talk about we were born for you happen

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<v Speaker 1>during our watch anyway. Howard Cosell during the broadcast, I

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<v Speaker 1>have a transcript of it. He said, if Los Angeles

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<v Speaker 1>meeting the Rams, if the Rams win, it's a big one,

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<v Speaker 1>but San Francisco is still very much in it. Don Meredith,

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<v Speaker 1>a color commentary here, then responded, if if sent butts

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<v Speaker 1>were candy and nuts, we all have a merry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>And Cosell responded, I didn't think you'd remember that old canard,

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<v Speaker 1>and then Don said, is that but it was? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it turns out that what Don Meredith had done is

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<v Speaker 1>he had taken an old proverb from the nineteenth century

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<v Speaker 1>and repackaged it as his own. The original statement was

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<v Speaker 1>if as were pots and pans, if st Ann's were

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<v Speaker 1>pots and pans, there'd be no work for tinkers hands.

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<v Speaker 1>And that proverb goes back to expressing a regret like

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<v Speaker 1>if only we had money, or you know, only I

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<v Speaker 1>had the right connections, I'd be famous that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But Don Meredith twisted that around and it became what

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<v Speaker 1>it became, which is if some and butts were candy

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<v Speaker 1>and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas. The one

0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:48.720
<v Speaker 1>I hear more often is if some butts were candy

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<v Speaker 1>and nuts, be Christmas every day. But either way you

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<v Speaker 1>can thank Don Meredith. That phrase has been around as

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<v Speaker 1>that phrase for over fifty years now, over fifty years

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<v Speaker 1>of that nonsense. So that is the phrase of the week,

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<v Speaker 1>the phrase of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder in the future if there's a podcast, like

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<v Speaker 3>in the year twenty fifty and they do a phrase

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<v Speaker 3>of the week, Yeah, and the host will be like,

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<v Speaker 3>in the air everywhere where did that come from?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? You know what? Gas baggery came up with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to do some foody fun? We can

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<v Speaker 1>do a little foody fun. Why now we'll Yeah, let's

0:25:28.480 --> 0:25:30.040
<v Speaker 1>do it fun. We'll get out on the foody fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do it all right. We all love our food.

0:25:34.680 --> 0:25:39.679
<v Speaker 1>Food very important here. And there's several food stories that

0:25:39.760 --> 0:25:42.680
<v Speaker 1>caught my attention. Some of them were sent by p

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<v Speaker 1>ones to this show that wanted us to be fully

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<v Speaker 1>aware of what's going on. I read that cracker barrel

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<v Speaker 1>you ever been You've been a cracker barrel right at

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<v Speaker 1>some point? Now, no, I haven't done there yet, all right,

0:25:55.720 --> 0:26:00.760
<v Speaker 1>and it's a Southern chain, but yeah, they do have locations.

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<v Speaker 3>My chickadee went there with one of her kids and

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<v Speaker 3>they brought me back some biscuits.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, give you a lot of food, large portions of food,

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<v Speaker 1>Southern food. But here's the thing. The CEO of Cracker

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<v Speaker 1>Barrel said this week they want the chain to become hip.

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<v Speaker 1>You said the brand, The CEO said, the brand has

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<v Speaker 1>quote lost some of it shine and they have plans

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<v Speaker 1>to regain relevance to become hip. How Danny, you're the

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<v Speaker 1>food guy, how can Cracker Barrel.

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<v Speaker 3>Get emc hammer online one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you recommend?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, well, there's some things some other Their logo looks

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<v Speaker 3>old fashioned. Everything about the restaurant looks old fashioned. So

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<v Speaker 3>how are you going to go from that to being hip?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you have to reinvent yourself. But then the problem

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<v Speaker 1>is if you reinvent yourself, you lose the base. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't lose the bass, So you do have to thread

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<v Speaker 1>a needle. I have to threat a needle a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit because you don't want to lose your bass and

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<v Speaker 1>you want to you want to bring new people in.

0:27:05.320 --> 0:27:07.800
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like when NASCAR opened things up and

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<v Speaker 1>they started racing in La and uh well, the Inland

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<v Speaker 1>Empire and Vegas. Remember he upset people in the South work? Yeah? Yeah,

0:27:16.080 --> 0:27:17.919
<v Speaker 1>the good old boys did not like the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>NASCAR was going away from the Mason Dixon line.

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<v Speaker 3>They were annoyed by that. They'd really not like this idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I would pay the Kardashians some a big pile

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<v Speaker 3>of cash under the table and have them visit the

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<v Speaker 3>Cracker barrel in Camarillo, California, not too far from Calabasas,

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<v Speaker 3>and they could do like some business lunches and stuff

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<v Speaker 3>inside the Cracker barrel. That would put them right smack

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<v Speaker 3>dab in the middle of the TMZ type websites.

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<v Speaker 1>Courtney is kind of like emotionally cold. Yeah. Now what

0:27:52.200 --> 0:27:58.000
<v Speaker 1>else is in food as well? Taco Bell introducing this

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<v Speaker 1>week the big cheese It crunch rap. Does that do

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<v Speaker 1>anything for you? I love the Mexican people. The cheese

0:28:06.280 --> 0:28:09.320
<v Speaker 1>It cracker that's sixteen times larger than the standard cheese

0:28:09.359 --> 0:28:12.800
<v Speaker 1>At cracker goes into the great detail here. Taco Bell

0:28:12.920 --> 0:28:17.600
<v Speaker 1>and Cheese It have joined forces, a collab, a cofab brother,

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<v Speaker 1>and a big cheese Big Cheese It crunch Rap Supreme

0:28:21.520 --> 0:28:25.360
<v Speaker 1>and Big Cheese It Tostada. Huh. A mouth watering lineup

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<v Speaker 1>of cheesy creation that is sure to thrill fans everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>You thrilled Danny by this.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I might try the tostada. That sounds interesting. I

0:28:32.480 --> 0:28:35.159
<v Speaker 3>do like cheese its, especially though the ones that are

0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:37.920
<v Speaker 3>kind of burnt. They even sell the boxes where they're

0:28:37.920 --> 0:28:42.080
<v Speaker 3>all burnt, so like, yeah, yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 1>Done, cheese its.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't know, I guess it sounds weird, but

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:47.600
<v Speaker 3>I'd be willing to try it.

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<v Speaker 1>So you can get the Big cheese Big cheese At Box.

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<v Speaker 1>This box includes the Big cheese At crunch Rap Supreme,

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<v Speaker 1>a beefy five layer burrito, regular sized nacho fries and

0:28:58.960 --> 0:29:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Nacho Cheese Song, and a medium soft drink for eight

0:29:01.960 --> 0:29:06.600
<v Speaker 1>ninety nine and seventy five calories. Yes, the Big cheese

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<v Speaker 1>It Destata that features the Big Cheese It Cracker, topped

0:29:11.080 --> 0:29:15.720
<v Speaker 1>with layers of taco bell seasoned beef, dice, tomatoes, crisp lettuce,

0:29:16.040 --> 0:29:19.720
<v Speaker 1>shredded cheese, and cool reduced fat sour cream. I like

0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:22.120
<v Speaker 1>that they had to put reduced fat sour cream on there. Yeah,

0:29:22.960 --> 0:29:25.080
<v Speaker 1>it's really important. I wasn't e gonna get it, but

0:29:25.120 --> 0:29:27.000
<v Speaker 1>now you put you put the reduced fat in there,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm good.

0:29:28.320 --> 0:29:30.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm good now the old joke. Get a diet coke

0:29:30.800 --> 0:29:32.160
<v Speaker 3>with it and make everything better.

0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:35.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't really see skinny people drinking diet Cokeven

0:29:35.720 --> 0:29:37.240
<v Speaker 1>about the old joke right back in the day. You

0:29:37.240 --> 0:29:40.720
<v Speaker 1>don't see that. But anyway, enjoy that. And it thinks

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<v Speaker 1>to alf who sent that along, the great alien o Piner.

0:29:45.360 --> 0:29:46.920
<v Speaker 3>It was really rude. By the way, I'm holding a

0:29:46.960 --> 0:29:51.280
<v Speaker 3>diet coke in my hand right now, I'm dead serious.

0:29:51.520 --> 0:29:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh, let's see a Windy's launch.

0:29:55.160 --> 0:29:56.280
<v Speaker 3>You called me fat?

0:29:56.600 --> 0:29:59.200
<v Speaker 2>Do you drink water and no water at all?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? All right?

0:30:00.400 --> 0:30:01.760
<v Speaker 2>And then what are you drinking during the day?

0:30:02.320 --> 0:30:04.160
<v Speaker 3>Sodis?

0:30:07.480 --> 0:30:09.080
<v Speaker 1>No? Why have you? Maybe I did?

0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:09.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:30:09.360 --> 0:30:18.400
<v Speaker 1>Wendy's launching a new Saucy Nugs campaign, seven flavors including honey, barbecue, spicy, ghost, pepper, garlic, palm,

0:30:18.680 --> 0:30:24.040
<v Speaker 1>and more. It's available nationwide. That starts June tenth, So

0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:26.000
<v Speaker 1>we still have a few days. That starts on. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that Monday, June tenth? What's the date? I think Monday?

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<v Speaker 3>Am I running that?

0:30:29.320 --> 0:30:31.800
<v Speaker 1>Today's the seventh eighth yeah, Monday. I don't know.

0:30:31.840 --> 0:30:32.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm living in the moment.

0:30:33.080 --> 0:30:34.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know either, I have no idea.

0:30:34.440 --> 0:30:38.200
<v Speaker 3>Plus, we recorded this last weekend exactly, and your favorite

0:30:38.440 --> 0:30:39.880
<v Speaker 3>all time favorite.

0:30:39.600 --> 0:30:43.760
<v Speaker 1>Arby's is in the foody news this week. Arby's introducing

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<v Speaker 1>the new cherry barbecue brisket sandwich in Canada. Ew that

0:30:49.800 --> 0:30:54.200
<v Speaker 1>sounds terrible. That sounds disgusting, is what that sounds like.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's if you're in Canada.

0:30:57.440 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 3>Does it have poutine in it?

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<v Speaker 1>I did not. I do not see any poutine on here.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all I know about Canada that mountains, glorious mountains

0:31:07.320 --> 0:31:15.320
<v Speaker 3>and beautiful scenery and mooses and poutine and hockey and hockey.

0:31:16.120 --> 0:31:17.920
<v Speaker 3>What is good luck to the Oilers tomorrow?

0:31:18.840 --> 0:31:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Come, oh, this is a story night.

0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:28.880
<v Speaker 3>Eddie Curtseys stood up. Oh yes, sang oh Canada.

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<v Speaker 1>Well now this week he got upset with me because

0:31:31.840 --> 0:31:34.560
<v Speaker 1>I picked the Edmonton Oilers to win in Eddie's Anti

0:31:34.720 --> 0:31:38.320
<v Speaker 1>Edmonton and so so Garcia's like, oh you're a Canadian,

0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:40.480
<v Speaker 1>You're yeah, I forgot about that. I got to bring

0:31:40.520 --> 0:31:44.160
<v Speaker 1>that up. He rose to attention that Canadian national.

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<v Speaker 3>Aand did he took his hat off and he was

0:31:46.440 --> 0:31:48.360
<v Speaker 3>very respectful. The rest of us were laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well, here's an Olive Garden in the news. Here,

0:31:52.520 --> 0:31:58.280
<v Speaker 1>never ending soup or salad and breadsticks for free. But

0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:01.320
<v Speaker 1>there is a catch. There's a catch. You can order

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<v Speaker 1>an adult andre and in restaurant only Olive Garden entree

0:32:07.200 --> 0:32:10.320
<v Speaker 1>three thousand, Yeah, something like that. They will they will

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<v Speaker 1>continue unlimited breadsticks and never ending soup or salad for

0:32:14.480 --> 0:32:19.880
<v Speaker 1>free with any entree ordered. And so they say that's

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<v Speaker 1>been the way it's been at Olive Garden, and they're

0:32:22.200 --> 0:32:26.520
<v Speaker 1>not they're not getting rid of it. They said, Olive

0:32:26.520 --> 0:32:30.360
<v Speaker 1>Garden serves Did you see this per year? How many

0:32:30.400 --> 0:32:33.000
<v Speaker 1>breadsticks they serve per year? Did you see the number? One?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, take a guess. What do you think?

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<v Speaker 3>I say, two hundred and three thousand breadsticks?

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<v Speaker 1>Danny, it's a national chain, Dan. Okay, see how many?

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<v Speaker 1>How many locations? Let's see how many locations for Olive Garden.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's start with The reason I went low is because

0:32:54.600 --> 0:32:56.400
<v Speaker 3>we've gone there once in five years.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. My grandfather in law, Luigi, may he rest in peace.

0:33:02.360 --> 0:33:04.720
<v Speaker 1>This is so funny. The guy's from Italy. Right, you

0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:07.880
<v Speaker 1>don't get any more authentic Italian than a guy named

0:33:07.920 --> 0:33:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Luigi who's from Italy. He was born and lived there

0:33:11.160 --> 0:33:14.120
<v Speaker 1>until he was a young adult and moved his family.

0:33:14.240 --> 0:33:16.880
<v Speaker 1>He loved it, right, loved it, and he loved it,

0:33:17.120 --> 0:33:18.640
<v Speaker 1>absolutely loved it.

0:33:18.680 --> 0:33:22.480
<v Speaker 3>And here's the reason why Mexican people love Taco bell.

0:33:22.720 --> 0:33:26.800
<v Speaker 3>That's not authentic, that's American, that's gringo. That's the gringo

0:33:26.920 --> 0:33:29.600
<v Speaker 3>take on it. But to them, it's like fast food version.

0:33:30.040 --> 0:33:31.320
<v Speaker 3>It's just a nice switch up.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Well, according to the interweb, which is

0:33:35.240 --> 0:33:40.320
<v Speaker 1>never wrong, Danny, never wrong, there are at this moment

0:33:40.440 --> 0:33:42.920
<v Speaker 1>over nine hundred Olive Garden locations.

0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:45.760
<v Speaker 3>So would you like to change your answer? Yeah, I'm

0:33:45.800 --> 0:33:48.600
<v Speaker 3>going to say one point seven million breadsticks.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, pens down, reveal answers, Reveal answers. Alive Garden

0:33:54.240 --> 0:34:00.800
<v Speaker 1>serves seven hundred and forty four million bread sticks. What

0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:05.600
<v Speaker 1>a year? What bullshit? That's what they're they're claiming.

0:34:05.720 --> 0:34:09.600
<v Speaker 3>That's bs. You don't believe them, No, you mean they're lying.

0:34:10.400 --> 0:34:14.160
<v Speaker 3>That's an over exaggerated no, that's what they said. They

0:34:15.040 --> 0:34:19.080
<v Speaker 3>do the math really quick. Hold, I'm doing the math alright.

0:34:19.120 --> 0:34:21.960
<v Speaker 1>So seven hundred and forty four million divided by how

0:34:22.000 --> 0:34:28.279
<v Speaker 1>many of us say nine hundred? Yeah, nine hundred per location.

0:34:29.600 --> 0:34:33.480
<v Speaker 1>That's to the math, that's too many. That's eight hundred

0:34:33.480 --> 0:34:37.319
<v Speaker 1>and twenty six thousand bread sticks. I think I'm right

0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:40.640
<v Speaker 1>on that. Yeah, I think eight two six six six

0:34:40.719 --> 0:34:43.239
<v Speaker 1>six Sign of the Devil. So yeah, that seems like

0:34:43.239 --> 0:34:46.040
<v Speaker 1>a little lunch, isn't it. I know they're not that big,

0:34:46.080 --> 0:34:48.000
<v Speaker 1>and you get a basket of them every time you

0:34:48.040 --> 0:34:49.560
<v Speaker 1>get them. But that's a little bit much.

0:34:50.080 --> 0:34:52.840
<v Speaker 3>Let's see what the listeners think on our eight hundred

0:34:52.840 --> 0:34:56.240
<v Speaker 3>and fifty thousand streams we have on this podcast this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we will get out on that. Any anything

0:35:01.360 --> 0:35:04.200
<v Speaker 1>going on. I know it's National Donut Day today, which

0:35:04.239 --> 0:35:07.720
<v Speaker 1>is always a big holiday celebrated National Donut Day today

0:35:07.719 --> 0:35:10.759
<v Speaker 1>with Colvino and Rich. You know what I like, not

0:35:10.880 --> 0:35:13.960
<v Speaker 1>your cinnamon roll what you claim donut? That's my favorite donut.

0:35:14.000 --> 0:35:17.000
<v Speaker 1>You know you like it too. The apple fritter. Apple

0:35:17.000 --> 0:35:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Fritter's great. Yeah, I love apple fritter donuts.

0:35:20.280 --> 0:35:22.520
<v Speaker 3>How about you number one on your list? You're your

0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:22.919
<v Speaker 3>big boy.

0:35:23.120 --> 0:35:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Well, cinnamon roll, apple fritter. Lately it's been apple fritter.

0:35:26.400 --> 0:35:30.160
<v Speaker 1>I love that. I used to live near donut man,

0:35:30.880 --> 0:35:33.760
<v Speaker 1>and they had the tigertail donut, which is a great

0:35:34.000 --> 0:35:39.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like a cinnamon spin thing. It's like the size

0:35:39.200 --> 0:35:41.960
<v Speaker 1>of your forearm and it's great.

0:35:42.600 --> 0:35:45.520
<v Speaker 3>Gotta say the jelly filled is delicious too. I mean,

0:35:45.920 --> 0:35:47.960
<v Speaker 3>after you've done eating it, you feel like you're gonna die.

0:35:49.880 --> 0:35:50.800
<v Speaker 3>It is really good.

0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that has National Donut Day today. And the top

0:35:57.320 --> 0:36:00.319
<v Speaker 1>flavor the number one flavor for donuts, you know what

0:36:00.360 --> 0:36:06.680
<v Speaker 1>it is, no glazed, glazed. Most popular. Number two is

0:36:06.719 --> 0:36:11.200
<v Speaker 1>the Boston cream donut, followed by the chocolate frosted, the

0:36:11.280 --> 0:36:14.320
<v Speaker 1>jelly filled, and then the chocolate cake.

0:36:14.680 --> 0:36:18.960
<v Speaker 3>Cake donuts are gross. Yeah, it's not done it. I

0:36:19.000 --> 0:36:20.359
<v Speaker 3>don't know they'd be gross, But.

0:36:20.600 --> 0:36:23.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm not my favorite, not my favorite. And the two

0:36:24.120 --> 0:36:27.000
<v Speaker 1>massive donut companies are Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Donuts. But

0:36:27.040 --> 0:36:30.000
<v Speaker 1>then you got like Tim Hortons does very well, Voodoo Donuts,

0:36:30.200 --> 0:36:32.680
<v Speaker 1>but they all get a small percent. Krispy Kreme gets

0:36:32.680 --> 0:36:36.520
<v Speaker 1>forty one percent, Dunkin Donuts gets forty percent of donut

0:36:36.600 --> 0:36:42.200
<v Speaker 1>sales in America. So all right, having a wonderful, wonderful day,

0:36:42.320 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 1>and we'll catch you all weekend long, got new podcast

0:36:44.640 --> 0:36:48.240
<v Speaker 1>coming out for you new audio content on Saturday and Sunday,

0:36:48.400 --> 0:36:52.120
<v Speaker 1>and we'll talk to you then. Asta pasta got a murder.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta go.