WEBVTT - Enya Passed Away 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:21.400 Welcome to this episode of Emergency inter Guys. Today, we 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:22.680 have really big news. 0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:29.720 We're fucking pissed, we're angry about but do we actually 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:30.320 have big news? 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:30.680 No? 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:32.600 I was like, wait, what am I missing? 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:35.839 I'm getting the viewers in, I'm getting them ready. You 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:37.680 gotta lift them up and then drop them, and then 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:38.760 lift them up and then drop them. 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:40.400 Oh yeah, it's like Stockholm syndrome. 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:40.680 Yeah. 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:41.680 And then because they're. 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:44.680 They're like always craving that lift feeling, they're gonna stick. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:49.160 Around, coming, keep coming back from. We've got you in 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:52.919 our deep grips, and you can't escape the universe. You'll 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:58.440 start withdrawing. That's basically what judism is. So you're admitting 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:00.319 and this is the high that I get. 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:05.120 I don't like that the pears you get are soft, 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:07.119 like my head. Pairs are supposed to be. 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:09.280 Hard, you know, they're supposed to be like creamy. 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:11.960 No, they're like crunchy. 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:13.080 That's a rotten fruit. 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.759 No, this is literally not This is like creamy as fuck. 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:18.360 I know I'm saying, but pairs are supposed to be 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:20.720 like crunch But I'm thinking of pairs you get out 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:22.240 of a can in like preschool. 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:24.640 I haven't eaten baby food. 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:26.720 I haven't eaten a pair of a very long time. 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:29.920 If I'm being honest. Pears always fucked me up because 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:32.000 of the gritty texture as a kid. Like I didn't 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:33.119 eat the pears in the fruit. 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:34.920 I didn't wash this when it kind of tastes like 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:37.679 the dirt it was sewn in or fell onto. 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:41.960 I don't wash my fruit. I just don't. I like, 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:46.279 I don't I washed my like lettuce and kale and stuff, 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:51.040 because especially kale, like, dude, actually grosses me out when 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:54.040 I like spread like I spread her damn and then 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:55.600 I have to wet her and then I have to 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:59.520 like go in with my finger and like and dead 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:04.280 bugs in the dirt and the web. Yeah, and I 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:04.800 don't like that. 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:08.400 So I was we're going to demonetize. We can't talk 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:09.559 about literally. 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:11.799 Talking about k Yeah, we're talking about cleaning kale. You 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:12.960 have a freaking dirty I. 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:15.440 Know, not you not you sexualizing my food? 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:17.480 How can you sexualize kale? 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:20.680 I can make it work. 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:23.679 I know I can make that ship work. 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:26.960 Literally, I mean, like, you know, the most sexual food 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:29.119 I've eaten recently is when we were at the Renaissance Fair, 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:33.240 and that fucking banana. The chocolate covered that thing had 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:40.639 a curve. That was that banana was really gonna have that? 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:41.200 I was. 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.079 I was thinking it was upward curves. 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:44.600 She was. 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:51.040 It was tantalizing and it was covered in ship They 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:53.880 were like poop. 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:56.160 Was I not making that joke? I literally kept like 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:59.040 grabbing it and taking it from behind me like and 0:02:59.240 --> 0:02:59.640 be like. 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.720 At the ren Fair. Yeah, so beat. 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:05.600 It was so hot. 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:10.000 Ninety eight degrees it was. 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:12.840 It was ninety eight degrees dusty, and I was inhaling 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:16.000 like massive amounts of dust and like the air was 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:19.000 the air was thick, it was it was like hard 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:19.519 to breathe. 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.080 It fell a cochel again. I just can't do with 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:24.919 like dusty areas. People who go to fucking like E 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:27.000 d C And all these other festivals where you're just 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.200 like out in the dust, in the dirt and like 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:31.959 burning Man like literally bitch. 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:36.720 No me and up to DJ Burning Man, Oh. 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:38.560 You put that inside? I'm going, is it? What do 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:39.200 you say? Me? 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:42.480 And Kiras supposed to DJ Burning Man, but he dropped 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:42.760 the ball. 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:44.720 I didn't drop We're gonna go. 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.280 When is it? 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:47.120 Is it in August? 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:47.920 It's in August. 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.680 We're not going to going. 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:54.320 Just played for next year and like have like the 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:57.080 big extravaganza, get your own tent at burning Man. 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.320 Well, no, that's what it would have been. It would 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:01.080 have been the big extravag And. 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:03.960 I are gonna we're gonna build a sexier at Burning Man. 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:08.440 What a sexier it's just an orgy. 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:10.760 Yeah, it's like a year but like just bodies on 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:11.120 the floor. 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:12.880 We're working on the design right now. 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:14.440 I love people. 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:17.400 It's gonna have its own cryptocurrency, Like there's gonna be 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:18.600 a currency in the town. 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:21.279 Is it just judism takes Burning Man. 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:24.880 That's the first time I've heard you say Judaism. Thank you. 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:27.200 And I'm not gonna lie saying that, Lad, I felt 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:30.200 like I was saying something naughty. 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:31.000 It is. 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:37.880 I'm confused your religion like good for people? What it 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:38.440 wants to be? 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:41.400 No, it's good, Okay, ultimately. 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:42.120 What you're winking? 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:46.919 You know, there's a video aspect of this podcast, and 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:49.120 there's not then what are we doing? 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:52.760 Oh this is just for k That's what. 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:55.000 The video aspect of this is just for Kai. 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:59.120 He just watches it later, right, that's what happens. 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.360 No, I was I was joking. It goes on the internet. 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:05.200 It goes on TikTok, thank. 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:08.440 God, and oh there's people there sometimes. 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:11.480 Oh true fighting for the first time, people can see 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:12.400 the way that he's sitting. 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:15.120 I've been also talk so much recently that I've had 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:17.680 three repeated tiktoks show up on my timeline. 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:19.360 And it's really, I'm just trying to show off his shoes. 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:20.800 He's trying to show off. 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:23.080 Oh it's I wasn't even trying to show that off. 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:25.760 I'm gonna show up my shoes. Then these are vintage 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:29.680 Mumeus from nineteen ninety nine. I love them so much. 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:32.960 They have this square, almost frog like toe detail. Kai, 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:34.080 the sands. 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:39.880 Fell out of your sneak, sand fell out of that 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:44.280 was excellent. That was a band aid a three year 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:45.560 old band birthday. 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:48.120 We were gonna read. Okay, So we have this ongoing 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:50.640 bit where we're just fucking mean and we like always 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:52.359 point at kai shoes and we're like, damn, girl, you 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:54.400 love those shoes, and we're always just bullying him for 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:54.800 his shoes. 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:56.440 I've had these shoes for like three and a half. 0:05:56.720 --> 0:05:59.600 It is one would you agree that it's warranted? Like 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.680 the converse Okay, so. 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:05.719 We wanted really badly to get you the same shoes, 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:07.800 but those shoes are so. 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:09.559 There's two thousand dollars shoes. 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:11.360 Now, why do you they're two thousand? 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:13.800 Yeah, some people on girls are selling them for like 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:16.839 one thousand dollars easy, like nine hundred. 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:19.280 Like I bought these for two hundred and fifty. 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:21.920 Yeah you got them retail, right, yeah, dude. 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:23.920 And I think that they're just like not being made anymore. 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.080 So yeah, it's all the keiko A six like go 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:28.400 up so much. There's one hair I really want. 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:31.280 And I'm like, you don't know, you don't but. 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:33.599 Yeah, that's why I've been wearing them for three years, 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:35.880 just because they're two hundred bucks. So I'm like, I'm 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:37.120 never gonna throw these. 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:39.560 I mean, you definitely are service sustainability. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:43.080 No, it's giving like thank you, it's giving costs per 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:44.360 wear is now three. 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:47.479 Pennies giving Sam just falling out your pot. 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:50.880 That was actually crazy that I know. 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:52.240 It was so insane. 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:54.560 It's like you couldn't have written that. I've just been 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:56.840 sitting on my iPhone. That's like actually crazy. I sat 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:58.160 on it and it vibead it and I was like, 0:06:58.240 --> 0:06:59.800 damn that felt kind of good. What was that? 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:04.360 I have an announcement. We have to do a mid 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:05.320 roll ad. 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:12.640 Okay, guys after this break, Yeah, we don't. 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:14.280 We don't have a sponsor for this section. 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:17.080 You know what's sponsoring this section our Patreon. If you 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:21.840 don't want ads, go subscribe to our patreon. Addlest episodes 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:23.200 merch coming soon. 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:28.080 I'm going to I'm actually gonna punch you in the eye. 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:32.760 Is that your bones clapping? This? 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:40.920 I'm done right now. Yeah? 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:44.400 Should we talk about how I literally died on Thursday 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:47.040 night and my fucking back and chest still hurts. 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:50.280 Oh no, I have that written down to talk about. 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:52.680 I have ship written down because I was like I 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:55.520 was thinking all week like this week, I was thinking 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:57.600 a lot of thoughts, like it's kind of crazy, like 0:07:57.600 --> 0:08:02.200 like cow me I have which is not TIVD, that's 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:08.960 cra that broke that literally just oh my god, yeah 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:09.320 I did. 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.720 It not And just what this is a whole week 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:16.200 worth of thoughts And it's literally seven like mini paragraphs, 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:18.200 like it's seven too sentences. 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:20.640 That's literally all I think. That's how much I think 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:26.040 about for a week. Okay, the tables have officially turned. 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:27.440 I'm about to ship myself. 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:31.120 The tables have turned. Okay. So you know how Indya 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:34.320 is always like like, I'm never gonna take care of 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:37.079 Drew when he's drunk, Like it's so annoying. 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:38.959 Like, okay, I never say that. 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:41.280 Run the clip of her saying it. Someone make an 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:43.120 edit on TikTok of her saying it. 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:47.760 I say, if you get into a life dabilitating accident 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:49.280 and I would have to wipe. 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:56.800 Your ass paralyzed drunk, same thing like okay, okay, But 0:08:56.840 --> 0:09:00.560 basically no, I was just saying like simple, like it's 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:03.760 really easy to just like say it as it is 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:05.880 for me because I was just like a good person, 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:07.640 like I was a saint, Like not only was I 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:10.120 taking care of you, but I was taking care of Josiah, 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.120 and I left all the fun that I was having 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:15.080 behind to take care of my friends. 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:17.480 He said, I, like, you have to be drag away 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:19.240 for the party. 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:21.400 From the party? Oh did you want to leave? 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.640 Though? No, I actually did not want to leave because 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:25.400 I was like, damn, I'm actually having fun, which is 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:28.720 like I had. I just had that little baby buzz 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:31.800 going on from the crack cocaine that I snorted in 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:38.280 the bathroom. Yeah, we'll bleep that out. And I was 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:41.360 just having a little fun and then Josiah fucking projectile 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:46.559 vomited everywhere, not in public, no, no, no, in the bathroom, 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:48.560 in the bathroom, and then he was like, I need 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:49.800 to go outside, and I was like, I'm not letting 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:52.920 you go outside alone, like what, So I like followed 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:54.960 him outside and you just like projectile vomited all over 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:56.720 the floor. We can insert the video if you would like. 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:58.720 Do you want to to insert a video of Josiah 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:03.520 throwing up because I recorded in vomiting because I was like, oh, 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:05.720 this is good. I record all my friends throwing up 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:13.280 because I like use it later for what sex stuff. 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:15.760 Oh you're I was just making sure. I thought you 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:16.920 were like, are. 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:17.600 You're cool with that? 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:18.400 What? 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:19.240 That's weird? 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:21.840 Literally being honest. Oh you want them to lie? You 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:22.800 are so weird. 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:24.600 I'm not gonna lie. 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:26.640 Okay, I'm sorry. 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:31.480 I'm not a sinner. But yeah, Josiah vomited everywhere, and 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:33.400 so I had to leave the party early, and I 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:35.520 was like, you know, I'm a good person. I'll do that. 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:37.640 I'll do that for my friends because I love taking 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:39.400 care of my friends when they're drunk, and it's really 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:42.200 funny because everybody always apologizes when they're drunk, like I'm 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:44.439 so fucking sorry for doing this, and I'm like, no, 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:47.280 like you have no idea how big this is for 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:50.480 me because normally I'm the one doing this. But anyways, 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:52.920 I'll let you take over and like explain your perspective 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:54.840 of the night and then we'll get into my perspective. 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:57.680 It. So they left and like I don't even remember 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:00.440 really them leaving. I remember texting you for or key 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:03.000 only because I saw it the next day. But like 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:07.120 I was, it's I've also gotten to this point where, 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.960 like I've said this before, my tolerance is only going 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:12.240 lower as I get older. I don't know what it is. 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:13.520 I think it's because. 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:15.719 Like we just we just have the purge, like it 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:17.760 we don't drink for two months at a time and 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:20.640 then we purge. And also it was just like the 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:22.440 perfect storm because it was an open bar. 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:24.680 Yeah, And to be fair, I did go in with 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:26.280 the mindset that I was like, I'm gonna get really 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:29.560 fucking drunk. I haven't gotten really drunken so long. Yeah, 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:31.320 I'm just gonna do it. And I think I took 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:34.040 that a little too serious. Literally, I was drinking so 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:36.920 much that the bartenders at an open bar cut me 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:39.920 off an open bar were like, all right, you're done 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:43.480 being like what like oh my god, and trying to 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:44.920 get all my friends to go and get me a 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.840 drink and like following right behind them, and the bartenders 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:48.880 were like, I see. 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:52.840 Her, like the type of person that you're trying to 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:54.640 be slick when you're like blacked out. 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:57.800 Yeah, I just don't remember hiding behind the wone. No. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.480 I was literally what's worse is I wasn't hiding. I was. 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:02.199 I would go, like I got Mason was like, go 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:05.480 get me a margarita, and I was just right behind him. 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:06.760 You're so stupid. 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:08.840 And at this point the bar had kind of like 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:11.000 emptied out, so like it was very obvious that the 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:14.040 drink was for me. But that's besides the point. They 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:17.800 left and me, Mason, Zamar and Jester stayed behind and. 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:21.160 Like me and Josiah being there, Yeah. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:23.960 And we just like stayed behind. And I don't even 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:26.600 think we stayed that long. My perception of time is 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:27.760 like very lost. 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:29.880 Like this very Oh y'all were there for like forty 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:31.160 five minutes longer two an hour. 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.880 Yeah, So we were just there, like I was just 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:36.680 like chatting it up, dancing a little bit, running around 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:40.280 this bar, going to the bathroom, taking photos of myself, 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:45.959 following people around like literally just like hobbling around, just drunkenly. Oh. 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:50.000 When I was leaving, it's crazy being like semi sober 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:53.760 and seeing like people like be super fucked up. And 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.640 like when I was leaving, I was like, oh, like Inya, 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:59.559 you're you're drunk drunk. I was like, you're gonna have 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.679 a bad learning And I was like I shouldn't be 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:05.080 leaving Indya, but she's with Mason and Zamar. She'll like 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:06.920 fucking get home, like it'll be fine. Yeah. And then 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:08.480 I texted you and I was like, do you want 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:10.800 me to come get you? Cause like I don't want you, 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.320 like I never saw that tax but yeah, I was like, 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:16.040 I was like I And then when I got home, 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:17.560 I was I sent any of that text in my 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:19.480 uber and I was like, I'm gonna get my car 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:21.320 and come get you cause you're like pretty drunk. And 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:23.040 then like when I sat down on the couch when 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:24.880 I got home, and I was like, oh, fuck, like 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:27.640 I'm still a little drunk, like I'm not getting behind 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:29.199 the wheel and if you asked me to drive out 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:31.880 of being like now, now I find your way home. 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:35.320 So basically, like the bar literally started closing and we 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:38.199 started getting empty out, and then Zamar and Mason were 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:40.040 like planning on going somewhere else. I was like, bitch, 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:42.280 I'm not going anywhere else, Like I'm going home, like 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:45.520 me and Justter need to go home. So I don't 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:47.440 know how I accomplished this, but I called a two 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:51.199 way stop uber and I got Jess your home. 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:53.640 One thing about you when you're drunk is you're gonna 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:55.640 be able to call an uber like you that is 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.040 your superpowers. When you're drunk, you can call an uber. 0:13:58.160 --> 0:13:59.760 I know, I don't know how I got to a 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:02.400 who stop Uber, Like I don't know how I did that. 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:05.079 No I do. I got's an uber home. I remember 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:08.080 feeling fine in the uber. I don't remember that ride 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:10.400 at all. I don't remember, like I don't remember the 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:13.000 conversations I was happening at all, Like I don't remember. 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:18.040 Sorry I keep interjecting, but I feel like this is 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:20.560 like a universal experience, And I don't know if it is, 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:22.560 but I feel like it is. But like when you 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:25.080 get into an uber and you're drunk, do you not 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:29.240 get thirty times more drunk in the uber ride home? 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:32.200 Like you like get exponentially whor It's like every single 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:35.440 time I've ever like been like obliterated to the point 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:39.400 where I'm like throwing up. Is like I'm fine, I'm 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:41.360 fine until I get into the Uber, and then when 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:45.280 I'm in that fucking uber, I like deteriorate for the worst. 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:47.440 And maybe it's just like I'm not dancing and having 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:49.800 fun anymore and I'm like alone with my thoughts and 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:52.240 like I'm like, holy shit, I'm like spinning and You're 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:55.440 like actually like still but I don't know. But yeah, 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:57.760 when I get into the ubers when I'm super drunk, 0:14:58.080 --> 0:14:59.040 just everything goes wrong. 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:01.600 Like I really, I really don't even remember the stop 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:04.680 to Jester's house. Yeah, Like I don't remember. 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:07.200 It, Like I don't even remember y'all saying y'all stopped. 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:10.640 I don't remember. I just don't. I just remember being 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:13.840 in a I remember getting into a car, Like I 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:16.200 don't even remember getting into the car. I don't remember 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:18.560 calling them, like I just I know I ended up 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:21.760 home and then I don't really remember like too much 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:22.400 from when I. 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:26.720 Got home, I'll pick up okay, so Enya. Mason and 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.600 Zamara got home and me and Josiah were like I 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:32.000 had just like got taken care of Josiah. He just 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:34.800 finished throwing up. I got him his saltines and his 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:37.960 advil and his electrolytes, and I was like, you just 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:39.760 need to drink some water and sit. And he was 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:41.400 starting to feel better. And we were just sitting on 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:43.640 the couch watching like Planet Earth or something, because I 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:45.920 was like, that's like calming, like Chrisaya will be fine 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:48.200 with that. And he was like sobering up a little 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:52.120 bit and like cognitive. And then y'all got home, and 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:56.040 y'all were the loudest people I have ever heard in 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:59.480 my entire life, like running up the stairs, like falling 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.560 halfway down, like Mason was like picking you up, and 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:05.760 like I had just boughten this like dip teque diffuser 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:09.320 thing that like is not cheap, like it was expensive, 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:11.160 but it works really good and like dip tike, you 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:13.320 should sponsor me for giving you the shout out. But 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:18.400 and Ya, it's like a it's a glass vase with 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:20.560 oil in it and then those sticks that stick out 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:23.920 at the top and Mason picked up ya and like 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:27.280 she like bumped into that diffuser and it fell like 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:30.040 three and a half feet onto the ground and spilled 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:34.960 oil like scent oil everywhere all over everything, which like 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:38.560 isn't that bad, but like it's a very potent oil, 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:40.720 so like right when it happened, I was like, oh 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:42.640 my god, this is like almost worse than having our 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:45.840 stereo smell like cat piss, Like literally this is super 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:48.440 potent whatever. And he was apologizing and I was like, girl, 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:50.800 it's fine, Like you're just having fun, like it's all good, 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:52.440 Like I promise. She was like, I'm gonna pay for it. 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:54.680 I'm gonna pay a foot in the morning, like you 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:57.040 were slurring your words, and I was like, you're not 0:16:57.040 --> 0:16:57.960 gonna pay for shit. 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:02.640 Drunk. That's why I really am tapping out. I'm just 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:04.720 gonna be like a bit of a little stony type 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:08.120 beat girl, because that is the worst part about being drunk. 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:08.240 To me. 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:10.000 It's like it will not be like not being able 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:11.600 to use my human vocabulary. 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:14.399 It is embarrassing. It was crazy, and like you were 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:16.119 like you're like how much is it? How much is 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:17.359 And I saying I'm not how many much is? And 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:20.399 You're like, I'm gonna send you fifteen bucks and I 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:23.240 was like that's not near. 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:26.280 Saying like fifty to like cover maybe half of it, 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:29.120 because I don't think I would i as drunk as 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:31.640 I am, like I'm a material girl, like I know. 0:17:31.720 --> 0:17:37.679 Nothing, it's no But anyways, she eventually gone on a 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:42.080 couch and Mason and Zamar were bullying the fuck out 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:44.240 of you. It was crazy. I was like, damn, they're 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:44.800 going in. 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:47.359 What's awesome is? I was so drunk I don't remember 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:47.879 a word. 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:51.960 But the thing is is like it's deserving because when 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:55.359 we're all in that position, you are mean as fuck 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:57.239 to us, like you do take care of us, but 0:17:57.320 --> 0:18:00.920 you do like you are like like roll your eyes 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:03.400