Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency inter Guys. Today, we
Speaker 1: have really big news.
Speaker 2: We're fucking pissed, we're angry about but do we actually
Speaker 2: have big news?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, what am I missing?
Speaker 1: I'm getting the viewers in, I'm getting them ready. You
Speaker 1: gotta lift them up and then drop them, and then
Speaker 1: lift them up and then drop them.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's like Stockholm syndrome.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then because they're.
Speaker 1: They're like always craving that lift feeling, they're gonna stick.
Speaker 2: Around, coming, keep coming back from. We've got you in
Speaker 2: our deep grips, and you can't escape the universe. You'll
Speaker 2: start withdrawing. That's basically what judism is. So you're admitting
Speaker 2: and this is the high that I get.
Speaker 1: I don't like that the pears you get are soft,
Speaker 1: like my head. Pairs are supposed to be.
Speaker 2: Hard, you know, they're supposed to be like creamy.
Speaker 1: No, they're like crunchy.
Speaker 3: That's a rotten fruit.
Speaker 2: No, this is literally not This is like creamy as fuck.
Speaker 1: I know I'm saying, but pairs are supposed to be
Speaker 1: like crunch But I'm thinking of pairs you get out
Speaker 1: of a can in like preschool.
Speaker 3: I haven't eaten baby food.
Speaker 1: I haven't eaten a pair of a very long time.
Speaker 1: If I'm being honest. Pears always fucked me up because
Speaker 1: of the gritty texture as a kid. Like I didn't
Speaker 1: eat the pears in the fruit.
Speaker 2: I didn't wash this when it kind of tastes like
Speaker 2: the dirt it was sewn in or fell onto.
Speaker 1: I don't wash my fruit. I just don't. I like,
Speaker 1: I don't I washed my like lettuce and kale and stuff,
Speaker 1: because especially kale, like, dude, actually grosses me out when
Speaker 1: I like spread like I spread her damn and then
Speaker 1: I have to wet her and then I have to
Speaker 1: like go in with my finger and like and dead
Speaker 1: bugs in the dirt and the web. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: don't like that.
Speaker 3: So I was we're going to demonetize. We can't talk
Speaker 3: about literally.
Speaker 2: Talking about k Yeah, we're talking about cleaning kale. You
Speaker 2: have a freaking dirty I.
Speaker 1: Know, not you not you sexualizing my food?
Speaker 2: How can you sexualize kale?
Speaker 1: I can make it work.
Speaker 2: I know I can make that ship work.
Speaker 1: Literally, I mean, like, you know, the most sexual food
Speaker 1: I've eaten recently is when we were at the Renaissance Fair,
Speaker 1: and that fucking banana. The chocolate covered that thing had
Speaker 1: a curve. That was that banana was really gonna have that?
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I was thinking it was upward curves.
Speaker 1: She was.
Speaker 2: It was tantalizing and it was covered in ship They
Speaker 2: were like poop.
Speaker 1: Was I not making that joke? I literally kept like
Speaker 1: grabbing it and taking it from behind me like and
Speaker 1: be like.
Speaker 3: At the ren Fair. Yeah, so beat.
Speaker 1: It was so hot.
Speaker 3: Ninety eight degrees it was.
Speaker 2: It was ninety eight degrees dusty, and I was inhaling
Speaker 2: like massive amounts of dust and like the air was
Speaker 2: the air was thick, it was it was like hard
Speaker 2: to breathe.
Speaker 1: It fell a cochel again. I just can't do with
Speaker 1: like dusty areas. People who go to fucking like E
Speaker 1: d C And all these other festivals where you're just
Speaker 1: like out in the dust, in the dirt and like
Speaker 1: burning Man like literally bitch.
Speaker 2: No me and up to DJ Burning Man, Oh.
Speaker 1: You put that inside? I'm going, is it? What do
Speaker 1: you say? Me?
Speaker 2: And Kiras supposed to DJ Burning Man, but he dropped
Speaker 2: the ball.
Speaker 3: I didn't drop We're gonna go.
Speaker 1: When is it?
Speaker 2: Is it in August?
Speaker 3: It's in August.
Speaker 2: We're not going to going.
Speaker 1: Just played for next year and like have like the
Speaker 1: big extravaganza, get your own tent at burning Man.
Speaker 2: Well, no, that's what it would have been. It would
Speaker 2: have been the big extravag And.
Speaker 3: I are gonna we're gonna build a sexier at Burning Man.
Speaker 3: What a sexier it's just an orgy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a year but like just bodies on
Speaker 2: the floor.
Speaker 3: We're working on the design right now.
Speaker 2: I love people.
Speaker 3: It's gonna have its own cryptocurrency, Like there's gonna be
Speaker 3: a currency in the town.
Speaker 1: Is it just judism takes Burning Man.
Speaker 2: That's the first time I've heard you say Judaism. Thank you.
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna lie saying that, Lad, I felt
Speaker 1: like I was saying something naughty.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: I'm confused your religion like good for people? What it
Speaker 1: wants to be?
Speaker 2: No, it's good, Okay, ultimately.
Speaker 3: What you're winking?
Speaker 1: You know, there's a video aspect of this podcast, and
Speaker 1: there's not then what are we doing?
Speaker 3: Oh this is just for k That's what.
Speaker 1: The video aspect of this is just for Kai.
Speaker 2: He just watches it later, right, that's what happens.
Speaker 1: No, I was I was joking. It goes on the internet.
Speaker 3: It goes on TikTok, thank.
Speaker 1: God, and oh there's people there sometimes.
Speaker 3: Oh true fighting for the first time, people can see
Speaker 3: the way that he's sitting.
Speaker 1: I've been also talk so much recently that I've had
Speaker 1: three repeated tiktoks show up on my timeline.
Speaker 3: And it's really, I'm just trying to show off his shoes.
Speaker 1: He's trying to show off.
Speaker 2: Oh it's I wasn't even trying to show that off.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show up my shoes. Then these are vintage
Speaker 1: Mumeus from nineteen ninety nine. I love them so much.
Speaker 1: They have this square, almost frog like toe detail. Kai,
Speaker 1: the sands.
Speaker 2: Fell out of your sneak, sand fell out of that
Speaker 2: was excellent. That was a band aid a three year
Speaker 2: old band birthday.
Speaker 1: We were gonna read. Okay, So we have this ongoing
Speaker 1: bit where we're just fucking mean and we like always
Speaker 1: point at kai shoes and we're like, damn, girl, you
Speaker 1: love those shoes, and we're always just bullying him for
Speaker 1: his shoes.
Speaker 3: I've had these shoes for like three and a half.
Speaker 2: It is one would you agree that it's warranted? Like
Speaker 2: the converse Okay, so.
Speaker 1: We wanted really badly to get you the same shoes,
Speaker 1: but those shoes are so.
Speaker 2: There's two thousand dollars shoes.
Speaker 3: Now, why do you they're two thousand?
Speaker 1: Yeah, some people on girls are selling them for like
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars easy, like nine hundred.
Speaker 3: Like I bought these for two hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1: Yeah you got them retail, right, yeah, dude.
Speaker 3: And I think that they're just like not being made anymore.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's all the keiko A six like go
Speaker 1: up so much. There's one hair I really want.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you don't know, you don't but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I've been wearing them for three years,
Speaker 3: just because they're two hundred bucks. So I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: never gonna throw these.
Speaker 1: I mean, you definitely are service sustainability.
Speaker 2: No, it's giving like thank you, it's giving costs per
Speaker 2: wear is now three.
Speaker 1: Pennies giving Sam just falling out your pot.
Speaker 2: That was actually crazy that I know.
Speaker 1: It was so insane.
Speaker 2: It's like you couldn't have written that. I've just been
Speaker 2: sitting on my iPhone. That's like actually crazy. I sat
Speaker 2: on it and it vibead it and I was like,
Speaker 2: damn that felt kind of good. What was that?
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Speaker 1: I'm going to I'm actually gonna punch you in the eye.
Speaker 1: Is that your bones clapping? This?
Speaker 2: I'm done right now. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Should we talk about how I literally died on Thursday
Speaker 1: night and my fucking back and chest still hurts.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I have that written down to talk about.
Speaker 2: I have ship written down because I was like I
Speaker 2: was thinking all week like this week, I was thinking
Speaker 2: a lot of thoughts, like it's kind of crazy, like
Speaker 2: like cow me I have which is not TIVD, that's
Speaker 2: cra that broke that literally just oh my god, yeah
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: It not And just what this is a whole week
Speaker 1: worth of thoughts And it's literally seven like mini paragraphs,
Speaker 1: like it's seven too sentences.
Speaker 2: That's literally all I think. That's how much I think
Speaker 2: about for a week. Okay, the tables have officially turned.
Speaker 1: I'm about to ship myself.
Speaker 2: The tables have turned. Okay. So you know how Indya
Speaker 2: is always like like, I'm never gonna take care of
Speaker 2: Drew when he's drunk, Like it's so annoying.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, I never say that.
Speaker 2: Run the clip of her saying it. Someone make an
Speaker 2: edit on TikTok of her saying it.
Speaker 1: I say, if you get into a life dabilitating accident
Speaker 1: and I would have to wipe.
Speaker 4: Your ass paralyzed drunk, same thing like okay, okay, But
Speaker 4: basically no, I was just saying like simple, like it's
Speaker 4: really easy to just like say it as it is
Speaker 4: for me because I was just like a good person,
Speaker 4: like I was a saint, Like not only was I
Speaker 4: taking care of you, but I was taking care of Josiah,
Speaker 4: and I left all the fun that I was having
Speaker 4: behind to take care of my friends.
Speaker 2: He said, I, like, you have to be drag away
Speaker 2: for the party.
Speaker 1: From the party? Oh did you want to leave?
Speaker 2: Though? No, I actually did not want to leave because
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, I'm actually having fun, which is
Speaker 2: like I had. I just had that little baby buzz
Speaker 2: going on from the crack cocaine that I snorted in
Speaker 2: the bathroom. Yeah, we'll bleep that out. And I was
Speaker 2: just having a little fun and then Josiah fucking projectile
Speaker 2: vomited everywhere, not in public, no, no, no, in the bathroom,
Speaker 2: in the bathroom, and then he was like, I need
Speaker 2: to go outside, and I was like, I'm not letting
Speaker 2: you go outside alone, like what, So I like followed
Speaker 2: him outside and you just like projectile vomited all over
Speaker 2: the floor. We can insert the video if you would like.
Speaker 2: Do you want to to insert a video of Josiah
Speaker 2: throwing up because I recorded in vomiting because I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is good. I record all my friends throwing up
Speaker 2: because I like use it later for what sex stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh you're I was just making sure. I thought you
Speaker 1: were like, are.
Speaker 3: You're cool with that?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: That's weird?
Speaker 1: Literally being honest. Oh you want them to lie? You
Speaker 1: are so weird.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm not a sinner. But yeah, Josiah vomited everywhere, and
Speaker 2: so I had to leave the party early, and I
Speaker 2: was like, you know, I'm a good person. I'll do that.
Speaker 2: I'll do that for my friends because I love taking
Speaker 2: care of my friends when they're drunk, and it's really
Speaker 2: funny because everybody always apologizes when they're drunk, like I'm
Speaker 2: so fucking sorry for doing this, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: like you have no idea how big this is for
Speaker 2: me because normally I'm the one doing this. But anyways,
Speaker 2: I'll let you take over and like explain your perspective
Speaker 2: of the night and then we'll get into my perspective.
Speaker 1: It. So they left and like I don't even remember
Speaker 1: really them leaving. I remember texting you for or key
Speaker 1: only because I saw it the next day. But like
Speaker 1: I was, it's I've also gotten to this point where,
Speaker 1: like I've said this before, my tolerance is only going
Speaker 1: lower as I get older. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: I think it's because.
Speaker 2: Like we just we just have the purge, like it
Speaker 2: we don't drink for two months at a time and
Speaker 2: then we purge. And also it was just like the
Speaker 2: perfect storm because it was an open bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And to be fair, I did go in with
Speaker 1: the mindset that I was like, I'm gonna get really
Speaker 1: fucking drunk. I haven't gotten really drunken so long. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do it. And I think I took
Speaker 1: that a little too serious. Literally, I was drinking so
Speaker 1: much that the bartenders at an open bar cut me
Speaker 1: off an open bar were like, all right, you're done
Speaker 1: being like what like oh my god, and trying to
Speaker 1: get all my friends to go and get me a
Speaker 1: drink and like following right behind them, and the bartenders
Speaker 1: were like, I see.
Speaker 2: Her, like the type of person that you're trying to
Speaker 2: be slick when you're like blacked out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't remember hiding behind the wone. No.
Speaker 1: I was literally what's worse is I wasn't hiding. I was.
Speaker 1: I would go, like I got Mason was like, go
Speaker 1: get me a margarita, and I was just right behind him.
Speaker 2: You're so stupid.
Speaker 1: And at this point the bar had kind of like
Speaker 1: emptied out, so like it was very obvious that the
Speaker 1: drink was for me. But that's besides the point. They
Speaker 1: left and me, Mason, Zamar and Jester stayed behind and.
Speaker 2: Like me and Josiah being there, Yeah.
Speaker 1: And we just like stayed behind. And I don't even
Speaker 1: think we stayed that long. My perception of time is
Speaker 1: like very lost.
Speaker 2: Like this very Oh y'all were there for like forty
Speaker 2: five minutes longer two an hour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we were just there, like I was just
Speaker 1: like chatting it up, dancing a little bit, running around
Speaker 1: this bar, going to the bathroom, taking photos of myself,
Speaker 1: following people around like literally just like hobbling around, just drunkenly. Oh.
Speaker 2: When I was leaving, it's crazy being like semi sober
Speaker 2: and seeing like people like be super fucked up. And
Speaker 2: like when I was leaving, I was like, oh, like Inya,
Speaker 2: you're you're drunk drunk. I was like, you're gonna have
Speaker 2: a bad learning And I was like I shouldn't be
Speaker 2: leaving Indya, but she's with Mason and Zamar. She'll like
Speaker 2: fucking get home, like it'll be fine. Yeah. And then
Speaker 2: I texted you and I was like, do you want
Speaker 2: me to come get you? Cause like I don't want you,
Speaker 2: like I never saw that tax but yeah, I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like I And then when I got home,
Speaker 2: I was I sent any of that text in my
Speaker 2: uber and I was like, I'm gonna get my car
Speaker 2: and come get you cause you're like pretty drunk. And
Speaker 2: then like when I sat down on the couch when
Speaker 2: I got home, and I was like, oh, fuck, like
Speaker 2: I'm still a little drunk, like I'm not getting behind
Speaker 2: the wheel and if you asked me to drive out
Speaker 2: of being like now, now I find your way home.
Speaker 1: So basically, like the bar literally started closing and we
Speaker 1: started getting empty out, and then Zamar and Mason were
Speaker 1: like planning on going somewhere else. I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm not going anywhere else, Like I'm going home, like
Speaker 1: me and Justter need to go home. So I don't
Speaker 1: know how I accomplished this, but I called a two
Speaker 1: way stop uber and I got Jess your home.
Speaker 2: One thing about you when you're drunk is you're gonna
Speaker 2: be able to call an uber like you that is
Speaker 2: your superpowers. When you're drunk, you can call an uber.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know how I got to a
Speaker 1: who stop Uber, Like I don't know how I did that.
Speaker 1: No I do. I got's an uber home. I remember
Speaker 1: feeling fine in the uber. I don't remember that ride
Speaker 1: at all. I don't remember, like I don't remember the
Speaker 1: conversations I was happening at all, Like I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Sorry I keep interjecting, but I feel like this is
Speaker 2: like a universal experience, And I don't know if it is,
Speaker 2: but I feel like it is. But like when you
Speaker 2: get into an uber and you're drunk, do you not
Speaker 2: get thirty times more drunk in the uber ride home?
Speaker 2: Like you like get exponentially whor It's like every single
Speaker 2: time I've ever like been like obliterated to the point
Speaker 2: where I'm like throwing up. Is like I'm fine, I'm
Speaker 2: fine until I get into the Uber, and then when
Speaker 2: I'm in that fucking uber, I like deteriorate for the worst.
Speaker 2: And maybe it's just like I'm not dancing and having
Speaker 2: fun anymore and I'm like alone with my thoughts and
Speaker 2: like I'm like, holy shit, I'm like spinning and You're
Speaker 2: like actually like still but I don't know. But yeah,
Speaker 2: when I get into the ubers when I'm super drunk,
Speaker 2: just everything goes wrong.
Speaker 1: Like I really, I really don't even remember the stop
Speaker 1: to Jester's house. Yeah, Like I don't remember.
Speaker 2: It, Like I don't even remember y'all saying y'all stopped.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I just don't. I just remember being
Speaker 1: in a I remember getting into a car, Like I
Speaker 1: don't even remember getting into the car. I don't remember
Speaker 1: calling them, like I just I know I ended up
Speaker 1: home and then I don't really remember like too much
Speaker 1: from when I.
Speaker 2: Got home, I'll pick up okay, so Enya. Mason and
Speaker 2: Zamara got home and me and Josiah were like I
Speaker 2: had just like got taken care of Josiah. He just
Speaker 2: finished throwing up. I got him his saltines and his
Speaker 2: advil and his electrolytes, and I was like, you just
Speaker 2: need to drink some water and sit. And he was
Speaker 2: starting to feel better. And we were just sitting on
Speaker 2: the couch watching like Planet Earth or something, because I
Speaker 2: was like, that's like calming, like Chrisaya will be fine
Speaker 2: with that. And he was like sobering up a little
Speaker 2: bit and like cognitive. And then y'all got home, and
Speaker 2: y'all were the loudest people I have ever heard in
Speaker 2: my entire life, like running up the stairs, like falling
Speaker 2: halfway down, like Mason was like picking you up, and
Speaker 2: like I had just boughten this like dip teque diffuser
Speaker 2: thing that like is not cheap, like it was expensive,
Speaker 2: but it works really good and like dip tike, you
Speaker 2: should sponsor me for giving you the shout out. But
Speaker 2: and Ya, it's like a it's a glass vase with
Speaker 2: oil in it and then those sticks that stick out
Speaker 2: at the top and Mason picked up ya and like
Speaker 2: she like bumped into that diffuser and it fell like
Speaker 2: three and a half feet onto the ground and spilled
Speaker 2: oil like scent oil everywhere all over everything, which like
Speaker 2: isn't that bad, but like it's a very potent oil,
Speaker 2: so like right when it happened, I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, this is like almost worse than having our
Speaker 2: stereo smell like cat piss, Like literally this is super
Speaker 2: potent whatever. And he was apologizing and I was like, girl,
Speaker 2: it's fine, Like you're just having fun, like it's all good,
Speaker 2: Like I promise. She was like, I'm gonna pay for it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pay a foot in the morning, like you
Speaker 2: were slurring your words, and I was like, you're not
Speaker 2: gonna pay for shit.
Speaker 1: Drunk. That's why I really am tapping out. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna be like a bit of a little stony type
Speaker 1: beat girl, because that is the worst part about being drunk.
Speaker 2: To me.
Speaker 1: It's like it will not be like not being able
Speaker 1: to use my human vocabulary.
Speaker 2: It is embarrassing. It was crazy, and like you were
Speaker 2: like you're like how much is it? How much is
Speaker 2: And I saying I'm not how many much is? And
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm gonna send you fifteen bucks and I
Speaker 2: was like that's not near.
Speaker 1: Saying like fifty to like cover maybe half of it,
Speaker 1: because I don't think I would i as drunk as
Speaker 1: I am, like I'm a material girl, like I know.
Speaker 2: Nothing, it's no But anyways, she eventually gone on a
Speaker 2: couch and Mason and Zamar were bullying the fuck out
Speaker 2: of you. It was crazy. I was like, damn, they're
Speaker 2: going in.
Speaker 1: What's awesome is? I was so drunk I don't remember
Speaker 1: a word.
Speaker 2: But the thing is is like it's deserving because when
Speaker 2: we're all in that position, you are mean as fuck
Speaker 2: to us, like you do take care of us, but
Speaker 2: you do like you are like like roll your eyes
Speaker 2: type vibe at us when we're super drunk. But they
Speaker 2: kind of took it to another level and I was
Speaker 2: just like I looked at you on the couch and
Speaker 2: you were like, I have a video of it too.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I can't see it a two second video.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not kidding, Like I'm genuinely not kidding, Like
Speaker 1: I I refuse, like literally like I would rather die
Speaker 1: on my fucking deathbed, that's embarrassing. Like no, I like
Speaker 1: I'd rather die, Like I'm I haven't even seen it,
Speaker 1: and that's what makes it work.
Speaker 2: You've seen it. It's the one of you eating the
Speaker 2: saltina on the couch. I should I know. It's so sick.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Also, like the top I was in is like too much.
Speaker 1: I don't want like.
Speaker 2: I did even know. I didn't even see your booby
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 1: Ye know, my boobs are like out in that rain
Speaker 1: crop it No, it's.
Speaker 2: Not going but yeah, And it was like wobbling back
Speaker 2: and forth, and I just like sat there and looked
Speaker 2: at her and I was like, oh no, like she's
Speaker 2: she's bad, Like this isn't like fun drunk anymore. When
Speaker 2: I was leaving in a little bit whirred, I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm a I'm a lot a bit wearried. I was like,
Speaker 2: she's in for like a night of fucking hell, because
Speaker 2: I know that feeling when you're like laying on the
Speaker 2: couch and you're like kind of like spinning and like
Speaker 2: nodding and like trying to ease.
Speaker 1: I don't remember like I genuinely for the first time
Speaker 1: in like so long and maybe like three years of
Speaker 1: my life. I think I was like the closest i'd
Speaker 1: been to like fully blocking out. Yeah, I was like
Speaker 1: a handful of things, but I like don't remember. I
Speaker 1: don't remember even ever sitting on the couch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think like the cool word to use
Speaker 2: is browning out where you can like remember a little
Speaker 2: bit but not a lot. And then also what you
Speaker 2: do to the toilet, you make brown in it. But
Speaker 2: you were rocking back and forth on the couch, and
Speaker 2: then you're like very neurotic still, like even after you're
Speaker 2: like completely plastered, like your brain is on two percent,
Speaker 2: you're superradic, and you're like I need to get in
Speaker 2: the shower, like I need to shower. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's gonna go shower. Maybe she's feeling okay, And you
Speaker 2: like hobbled to the bathroom and like the shower was running,
Speaker 2: but I could tell no one was in it. No, no,
Speaker 2: the shower wasn't even running. The and like Mason and
Speaker 2: to Mar were like, where the fuck is in You're
Speaker 2: like we're going out, and I was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: she's in the shower, she's tapping out, like y'all go ahead,
Speaker 2: And she was like whoever said she's showering is a
Speaker 2: damn lie, Like you are not. You were not showering.
Speaker 2: You were sitting over the toilet like preparing to preparing
Speaker 2: to like throw up, and like right when I opened
Speaker 2: the door, you projectile vomited all over the floor, all
Speaker 2: over the side of the toilet, underneath the like second
Speaker 2: toilet lid, like and it was not pretty vomit. It
Speaker 2: was gross, and I like immediately was like I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: like this is my fucking moment, Like I get to
Speaker 2: take care of you and say I took care of
Speaker 2: you when you were at your worst, and like also
Speaker 2: you brought up something the next day. But it's crazy
Speaker 2: how you were literally ass naked and like how close
Speaker 2: we are now because like oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So clarify, like I had I gotten in the bathroom
Speaker 1: and I really was gonna shower, but I think I
Speaker 1: got butt ass naked, went to pee and was on
Speaker 1: the toilet and then was like, oh, I don't feel good.
Speaker 1: So then I just like kind of like sank to
Speaker 1: the floor, like I don't remember I don't remember getting.
Speaker 2: All the girl. You know, you said, it's so funny
Speaker 2: you were like you like threw up, and you were like,
Speaker 2: I'm also pissing all over myself and kept saying on.
Speaker 1: Because I like went to p and I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't I think I did finish peeing, but I
Speaker 1: don't think I got a chance to wipe. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: I think I literally was like done peeing and before
Speaker 1: I even got a chance. So I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna throw up.
Speaker 2: You're like I'm pissing myself, but you weren't crying, which
Speaker 2: is very surprising because you were so scared of throwing up.
Speaker 2: You were laughing your ass off. And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe I should get a video of in your throwing up,
Speaker 2: so like just in case we could use it. And
Speaker 2: then she started she kept throwing up, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh no, like this isn't a pretty throw up anymore.
Speaker 2: Like this is like busting open your blood vessels in
Speaker 2: your eyes.
Speaker 1: It was so bad, Like I have like blood vessels,
Speaker 1: like on this eye, I have a birth blood vessel.
Speaker 1: I'm like in my eyeball, and then under my eyes,
Speaker 1: I have like little specs and like around my face.
Speaker 1: Like it was literally like it was violent, so bad,
Speaker 1: but I was that is also like, thank god, I
Speaker 1: was that drunk. Because that's why I never throw up
Speaker 1: even when I get really drunk, is because I'm so terrified,
Speaker 1: like I will just hold it down and suffer like
Speaker 1: an extra day and a half of like this weird
Speaker 1: hangover and like just shitting my fucking brains out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'd rather shit than throw up. This is so gross.
Speaker 1: I'd rather like just ship than throw up. And I
Speaker 1: was just so drunk that it like came out. And
Speaker 1: I do remember cracking ill. What y'all, I like flirting
Speaker 1: with each other. I'm literally talking about shitting and throwing up.
Speaker 2: I mentioned earlier that I like shit.
Speaker 3: And I also get horning when I hear about girls
Speaker 3: sitting so.
Speaker 2: Oh, and I mentioned that I say videos for vomiting. Yeah, stuff.
Speaker 1: But I do remember cracking up because.
Speaker 2: I there's a snow. Do you all smell that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Being penoid about a gas leak? We need to get
Speaker 2: into that next.
Speaker 3: Yes, but I was just so it's definitely the trash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's definitely a gas leak, and we're all
Speaker 2: gonna die in a fire. It's gonna explain we're all
Speaker 2: gonna die. But that's not trash. I know what trash
Speaker 2: juice smells like. That is not that you're so weird.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I do remember cracking up because I was literally
Speaker 1: but ass naked, and the second jury came in, I know,
Speaker 1: I threw up and I was just laughing because I
Speaker 1: was just like dide, I literally like, I do remember
Speaker 1: being like I couldn't even finish pissing. I literally am
Speaker 1: gonna like.
Speaker 2: Piss that I'm pissing all over myself.
Speaker 1: And then I want to verify I wasn't actually peeing
Speaker 1: all over the floor, but I think what it was
Speaker 1: is I had so much pressure coming up and I
Speaker 1: didn't get to finish peeing. I was like, I am
Speaker 1: going to piss myself. Because I do remember drunkenly hobbling
Speaker 1: in the shower because I did shower after that because
Speaker 1: I was covered in my own vomit. I do remember
Speaker 1: peeing in the shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, And then while she was throwing up, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh fuck, I don't want them to hear
Speaker 2: because they're already on your ass. So I like turned
Speaker 2: on the shower like started running cold water in the shower,
Speaker 2: and then I was like, here, I'm gonna go get
Speaker 2: you water, like hop into the shower, and I like
Speaker 2: went and got you. That's the other thing is you
Speaker 2: asked me for water like a hundred times and you
Speaker 2: just had like four glasses like sitting around you. Like
Speaker 2: it was crazy.
Speaker 1: That's really bad. That's also why I like can't survive.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, there is like an actual shit smell.
Speaker 1: It's literally me, I ship myself.
Speaker 2: Oh you did no? Why did you not say anything?
Speaker 1: Because I was nervous.
Speaker 3: I was like embarrassed.
Speaker 2: It's okay, like we all do that. I do have
Speaker 2: my diaper on, yeah it's cat. Can I have the diaper?
Speaker 1: No, okay, it's a reusable one, so I have to
Speaker 1: wash it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, here is this my breath that it's like
Speaker 2: actually smell.
Speaker 3: Other than like I don't smell ship. I just smelled
Speaker 3: the normal trash smell that's in this kitchen.
Speaker 2: The normal stinch that irradiates.
Speaker 1: And to verify that stinch, me and Drew get a
Speaker 1: vegan probiotic yogurt that actually smells like curdle cheese. It's
Speaker 1: so good that I don't stop. Yesterday I left it
Speaker 1: in a bowl and it actually smelled like real rotten cheese,
Speaker 1: and I was like this is science.
Speaker 2: Has gone too far, either of one of y'all far.
Speaker 1: No, No, like I farted, I would have shipped myself.
Speaker 2: How did you fight earlier?
Speaker 3: I didn't know?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? What?
Speaker 3: But now you're scaring me because I was with somebody
Speaker 3: the other day that I was in the car with them.
Speaker 3: They were like, oh, it smells like ship. I was like,
Speaker 3: I didn't you smell like shit?
Speaker 2: No, it's definitely. I think it's just like bathroom smell.
Speaker 2: But where the were we in this story? Yes, this
Speaker 2: is the girl the end of oil that.
Speaker 1: I spelled, not the oil spell, the little causing an oil.
Speaker 2: It's actually crazy.
Speaker 1: So but yeah, so we'd to like I got you
Speaker 1: got me a bunch of got in the shower. I
Speaker 1: don't know how I didn't bust my ass and die.
Speaker 2: The craziest thing is I ran the coldest water possible,
Speaker 2: and like you kind of just got in there and
Speaker 2: then turned on the hot water, like you were in
Speaker 2: the coldest water I've ever felt in my life. Like
Speaker 2: am I Like? Yeah, Like I ran purely cold water.
Speaker 2: And then after I was like, did you just take
Speaker 2: a cold shower? And You're like no, Like I got
Speaker 2: in and turned on the hot I realized it was cold,
Speaker 2: and I turned on the hot water and I was like,
Speaker 2: holy shit, that water was like there was no hot
Speaker 2: water because I was like, I'm not running all the
Speaker 2: hot water dry, so people can't shower in hot water.
Speaker 2: But anyways, I get you water, you're like showering. I
Speaker 2: like check up on you a couple of times. And
Speaker 2: then Josh and Josiah are like on the couch and
Speaker 2: living room and I'm like, y'all literally have to go
Speaker 2: because like I don't think Enya's gonna be clothed when
Speaker 2: she walks out of here, so like y'all need to
Speaker 2: go to Josh's room or my room and just hang
Speaker 2: out for a second. And they're like, oh, fuck yeah,
Speaker 2: because at this time they were like, dude, that India's
Speaker 2: like really fucked up. It was crazy, still laughing, but
Speaker 2: at this point you were kind of like not feeling
Speaker 2: it anymore. You're like over it, and so you hobbled out.
Speaker 2: I don't I didn't see if you were naked or not.
Speaker 1: I think I did have a towel, but I didn't
Speaker 1: put clothes on.
Speaker 2: So and you hobble to her to her bedroom and
Speaker 2: lays down I go get you another water because you
Speaker 2: begged me for another water. At this point, you weren't
Speaker 2: having fun. You were like literally like I'm dying, Like
Speaker 2: you're like I think I'm gonna die and literally, no,
Speaker 2: it was. It was so crazy. So I leave to
Speaker 2: go like talk to Josh and Josiah about it for
Speaker 2: like five minutes. And then I hear from the other
Speaker 2: side of the house like true, true, like shaky, like
Speaker 2: fragile voice, and I like run over there and I'm
Speaker 2: like what and like you like point to the ground
Speaker 2: and it's like page dark in your room and I'm like,
Speaker 2: what did you just do? And no, it was crazy
Speaker 2: she was. She pointed to the ground and I saw
Speaker 2: like a glisten of light because the moon was hitting
Speaker 2: it beautifully. And then I was like, hey, sirih turn
Speaker 2: on the lights and I see you just like ya
Speaker 2: threw up all over the ground, all over her comforter,
Speaker 2: all over her iPad.
Speaker 1: Like it's all on my bed, and I remember that
Speaker 1: made me laugh again. I started laughing in because also
Speaker 1: as you got closer, I started throwing up again, like
Speaker 1: I started literally like I couldn't stop myself. And also
Speaker 1: to clarify on my end. I got in bed and
Speaker 1: got under the covers and I had this spin so badly,
Speaker 1: and I just remember getting under the covers and being
Speaker 1: like I'm going to the fuck to sleep, like I'm
Speaker 1: like actually like passing away right now. And then I
Speaker 1: woke up choking on my vomit. Like I remember waking
Speaker 1: up and like just like coughing. And that's why like
Speaker 1: so much of my throat and back hurt because I
Speaker 1: was just like literally choking all night because I just
Speaker 1: was choking on my vomit. And the reason it was
Speaker 1: my floor in bed is because I just like turned
Speaker 1: myself over. Yeah, thank god I was able to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have been in the other room talking
Speaker 2: shit about her Josh and Joe Sion. Then I come
Speaker 2: in there five hours later and she's just blue and
Speaker 2: dead on her feet because she choked on her vomit.
Speaker 2: But anyways, I run and go get her her salad
Speaker 2: bowl and I said it beside her. I get her
Speaker 2: another water because she knocked over her water while she
Speaker 2: was doing this, and she's like, she's like, Drew, can
Speaker 2: you sleep in here tonight? And I'm like, I know,
Speaker 2: I smashed, Like it was crazy, you know, it was
Speaker 2: me getting asked for once instead of me asking.
Speaker 1: I literally thought I was gonna die.
Speaker 2: You know. It was like when I asked to sleep
Speaker 2: in the room on an air mattress that one time
Speaker 2: when I was really fucked up. Yeah, it was like
Speaker 2: that same vibe where I was like, I just need
Speaker 2: someone to like keep an eye on me, Like I
Speaker 2: just I can't be alone right now. And I'm glad
Speaker 2: she asked me to because I'm also she was but
Speaker 2: asked naked and I didn't realize this until the next morning.
Speaker 2: But Nya was asked naked and we just shared the
Speaker 2: bed together another reason why we're too close, which is
Speaker 2: like crazy, but I didn't realize it until she told
Speaker 2: me the next day. But I and I also did
Speaker 2: sleep on top of the covers because I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't want her to throw up, and it like
Speaker 2: me not have a good exit. So this is where
Speaker 2: it gets actually insane. This is where it gets really
Speaker 2: gnartly and scary. So Enya is like also still being erotic,
Speaker 2: and she's like begging. She's like, Drew, I need to
Speaker 2: go shower. I literally need to go shower. I like
Speaker 2: threw up all over myself.
Speaker 1: Since my hair was still wet from the shower. My
Speaker 1: hair is now at the length that if it is
Speaker 1: wet and I turn over, all my hair just covers
Speaker 1: my face. It gets around my mouth. So I threw
Speaker 1: up in my hair. Yeah, and like it was literally
Speaker 1: like I was just like like the like left side
Speaker 1: of my hair was just drenched in vomit.
Speaker 2: Grenna. It was pure water at this point.
Speaker 1: There was one throw up and my jugs of water
Speaker 1: that I'd been drinking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was one throat that wasn't water. But that
Speaker 2: was when she threw up all over her iPad and
Speaker 2: that was a little chunky still, but anyway, she's playing.
Speaker 1: She did a chant for being able to clean all
Speaker 1: that vomit, because I will say, like, kudos to you.
Speaker 1: I woke up the next day and the only sign
Speaker 1: of vomit was in my solid bowl.
Speaker 2: I was cleaning up about the vomit as I was going,
Speaker 2: and he was begging to go take a shower, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I swear to God in you, if
Speaker 2: you just hang one foot off the side of the bed,
Speaker 2: close your eyes, you'll fall asleep and you will never think.
Speaker 2: You won't think about the shower for again. You're too nauseous,
Speaker 2: like you'll throw up on the way, you'll collapse on
Speaker 2: the way, you'll drown in the showers, Like I'm not
Speaker 2: letting you get in the shower because like she actually
Speaker 2: genuinely was like at this point like kind of concerning,
Speaker 2: Like I was texting Josiah and everybody. I was like,
Speaker 2: I may take her to the hospital because like this
Speaker 2: is where it gets scary. It's like so and you
Speaker 2: finally like knocked out, like she knocked out almost immediately,
Speaker 2: like I need a shower, yeah, and then just snoop
Speaker 2: like snooze. And my biggest fear was like her me
Speaker 2: falling asleep next to her and then her choking on
Speaker 2: her vomit in her sleep. So I like she fell
Speaker 2: asleep laying straight up, and like I don't know if
Speaker 2: you have sleep apnea or what, but like you would
Speaker 2: stop breathing for like thirty seconds at a time, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is like not chill.
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna have to be up all night to
Speaker 2: make sure she doesn't die in her sleep. So like
Speaker 2: I would like periodically, like as you were sleeping, I
Speaker 2: would like roll you over onto your side, like to
Speaker 2: hang off the bed, and then at one point I
Speaker 2: was like, that's too much work. I'm just gonna pull
Speaker 2: you towards me to like sleep, and if you throw
Speaker 2: up on my face, I don't give a fuck. I
Speaker 2: just don't want you to die. And like there were
Speaker 2: I took several videos of you snoring, because like it's
Speaker 2: crazy the different types of snores she had. Like there
Speaker 2: was one that was like a death rattle, where I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, this bitch is literally like choking on
Speaker 2: her vomit like as we speak. Then there was one
Speaker 2: where like it was like a healthy snore, and then
Speaker 2: there was one where it's just silence and a zul purring.
Speaker 2: And I recorded this silence because I was like, this
Speaker 2: is in your not breathing. And there were several times
Speaker 2: when I would like put my fingers like under your
Speaker 2: nose because I just put it like between my legs,
Speaker 2: like on my gooch, and I wanted you to smuck
Speaker 2: my good screens no, because I was like making sure
Speaker 2: you were breathing my goo grease. But I, uh yeah,
Speaker 2: was just making sure you weren't vomiting and throwing up
Speaker 2: in your sleep so you weren't choking. And I yeah exactly,
Speaker 2: and I was. I stayed up till like six thirty
Speaker 2: in the morning, and then eventually I just like knocked
Speaker 2: the fuck out, and then I had to wake up
Speaker 2: two hours earlier because the last episode of the podcast
Speaker 2: was a nightmare to get up. It was literally helped
Speaker 2: you to save the day.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just woke up and I felt fucking awful,
Speaker 1: and I spent the day just like feeling dead.
Speaker 2: Like you slept all day, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I slept all fucking day, Like I felt so bad. Also,
Speaker 1: it was Kay's birthday, so I was like, I literally
Speaker 1: need to sleep so that I could be like alive
Speaker 1: at Kay's birthday dinner. And I remember I like the
Speaker 1: worst part about like hangovers for me is like I
Speaker 1: can't get a good sleep, which I know, like alcohol
Speaker 1: fully disrupts your sleep and so it makes sense, but
Speaker 1: like I sleep all day, but it's an increment. And
Speaker 1: I remember I woke up at like eleven and I
Speaker 1: just could not go back to sleep at all. And
Speaker 1: I was like whatever, I'm just gonna thug it out
Speaker 1: and like fucking stay up and like try to like
Speaker 1: live my day. And I just felt so nauseous. But
Speaker 1: I couldn't get any water in my mouth because I
Speaker 1: was like, dude, I'm gonna throw up, like I still
Speaker 1: feel so bad. And then at one point I got
Speaker 1: up and moved to the couch because I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like I had slept for two more hours,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, Okay, I'm gonna get up,
Speaker 1: like I have the like just shower and like keep
Speaker 1: moving with my day. And I got on the couch
Speaker 1: and I literally was like, oh, I'm gonna throw up again.
Speaker 1: And then I threw up again and took some nauge
Speaker 1: of medicine after that, and I felt like a fucking corpse,
Speaker 1: and I was what made me throw up again was
Speaker 1: because I like obviously am like terrified of throwing up.
Speaker 1: And I would have sat there and gagged probably for
Speaker 1: like thirty minutes because Drew, Josh and Josiah went to
Speaker 1: go get me medicine and like gatorade and stuff. But
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, before I shower, I like need
Speaker 1: to clean my sheets. I need to put my sheets
Speaker 1: to wash. I need to clean my fucking vomit iPad,
Speaker 1: like I need to clean up like all the places
Speaker 1: I vomited so that I'm not just like showering and
Speaker 1: then getting back in my vomit bed. So I went
Speaker 1: to go do all that, and I looked at my
Speaker 1: vomitbole and picked it up to go clean it. And
Speaker 1: I looked in it and it literally made me gag
Speaker 1: so hard that I just immediately threw up, which thank God,
Speaker 1: thank God for my big salad bowl. And guess what
Speaker 1: I ate out of that bowl yesterday and the day
Speaker 1: before that.
Speaker 2: And it just adds flavor. It adds like an acidic flavor.
Speaker 1: Like it's a glass bowl. I cleaned it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: bunched up too, because that day I bought a soup
Speaker 1: that I really like when I'm hungover, but it actually
Speaker 1: was just as a cid. It tasted exactly like my vomit.
Speaker 1: So I couldn't eat. And then I went to Kai's
Speaker 1: dinner and I felt like I did not feel really.
Speaker 2: Dude, I was dying at that dinner too. It was crazy,
Speaker 2: And I wasn't hungover. I was just like I felt so.
Speaker 1: To make sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, and I didn't sleep all day. That's I forgot.
Speaker 2: That's literally what it was.
Speaker 3: After my birthday dinner, every single person I invited came
Speaker 3: up to me, and said like that sucked, Like I
Speaker 3: felt terrible during that. Yeah, they got in the line.
Speaker 2: It wasn't it literally wasn't you like your birthday dinner.
Speaker 2: It was just I think we all had rough nights.
Speaker 3: I feel like after the dinner you came out to
Speaker 3: me and said I shouldn't even come, Like I don't
Speaker 3: even funk with you.
Speaker 2: Oh that was different. That was that was like that different.
Speaker 1: That's different because the food was good and there was
Speaker 1: other people other than you there, so it was fun and.
Speaker 2: The girls like we're twirking and shaw.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Girls.
Speaker 1: I was the only woman at the table.
Speaker 2: It was literally the only girl.
Speaker 1: I was then soldier.
Speaker 2: But speaking of not sleeping last night, I like, in
Speaker 2: the middle of the night, I woke up. I was
Speaker 2: dripping sweat like I've never sweated in my Like it
Speaker 2: was crazy, like my entire body was like.
Speaker 1: Also taking the context, he just woke up in today
Speaker 1: and put clothes on and moved on.
Speaker 2: No this ship. I slept in the shirt, but literally
Speaker 2: was like the sweatiest I have ever been in my
Speaker 2: entire life. Like it was. It was actually like a
Speaker 2: little alarming because it was like dripping off my face
Speaker 2: and I was like I'm not hot. It's like not
Speaker 2: that hot in here, like what is going on? And
Speaker 2: then like I was like whatever, like I'll go back
Speaker 2: to sleep and not think anything about it. Like it
Speaker 2: was so much about that I thought I pissed myself,
Speaker 2: Like I was like, what the fuck is happening? Went
Speaker 2: back to sleep. But I normally sleep like on my
Speaker 2: back like a fucking coffin, like a like a freakazoid.
Speaker 2: But I went back to sleep on my arm, Like
Speaker 2: I fell asleep like on my side, and like I
Speaker 2: woke up maybe an hour later with my arm like
Speaker 2: completely dead, Like I genuinely thought that I had killed
Speaker 2: my arm in my sleep, that like I just cut
Speaker 2: the blood supply off for so long that my arm died.
Speaker 2: That I like, I like jumped out of bed and
Speaker 2: I like ran into the middle of the room and
Speaker 2: I just like I like was like trying to move
Speaker 2: it and I couldn't move it. And I was trying
Speaker 2: to move my fingers and I couldn't move it. And
Speaker 2: I had to grab my arm and like wave it
Speaker 2: around in a circle to like get the blood to
Speaker 2: go into it. And it was like to me, as
Speaker 2: a twenty four year old man, I was so I
Speaker 2: was literally so scared. I was like, holy shit, like
Speaker 2: I just killed my arm, like it's gonna fall off
Speaker 2: my body.
Speaker 1: See that's where you and me are different, because when
Speaker 1: I am sleeping, I am in such a deep sleep
Speaker 1: I couldn't give a fuck what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 1: Like I could wake up in both of my life
Speaker 1: to be amputated. I just go back to sleep and
Speaker 1: I'd be like I'd be like I would literally be
Speaker 1: like I can't fix that right now, and that's okay
Speaker 1: because I'm like, sleep feels good. I love sleeping.
Speaker 2: I'm like a heavy sleeper, but I'm an anxious sleeper.
Speaker 2: Like there's always something that's going wrong.
Speaker 3: And you tried playing with your little worm with your
Speaker 3: dead arm.
Speaker 2: It's it was actually really crazy because it felt like
Speaker 2: someone else was playing with my big wormery.
Speaker 1: I will sleep through anything like I've like like slept
Speaker 1: through flights, I've slept through things I've been excited for
Speaker 1: for three weeks just because I'm like this sleep feels
Speaker 1: so good. I couldn't give a fuck. Honestly, like the
Speaker 1: excitement of whatever I had to do this morning could
Speaker 1: stuck my ball.
Speaker 2: I am the complete opposite, like completely opposite. I'm so
Speaker 2: scared that I slept through everything. It's crazy. But you know,
Speaker 2: there is something that I did find out. It kind
Speaker 2: of like goes off of something we said in like
Speaker 2: a past episode. It was like a question that I
Speaker 2: asked you, and you know how you told us that
Speaker 2: girls like don't play video games, like you don't even
Speaker 2: know what a video game is. Well, I found out
Speaker 2: that they made this game called Cooking Mama, which is
Speaker 2: like a video game for a girl.
Speaker 1: But that's not a video game. That was preparation for life.
Speaker 1: It was like we had to take that in school.
Speaker 1: It was a class.
Speaker 2: Oh, it was like training.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was just training. Oh okay, do you do
Speaker 1: you guys call do you guys call that a game?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, because it's like men don't cook, like it's
Speaker 2: it's like.
Speaker 1: Fine, like like like building house and like caring stuff
Speaker 1: for girls.
Speaker 2: No, we have like kill people games, like war games.
Speaker 3: We have being the President game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, there's actually going to be a female president
Speaker 1: next year.
Speaker 3: Leaked in Corol.
Speaker 2: What the fuck was that?
Speaker 1: Next year? Something big is happening.
Speaker 2: That was insane.
Speaker 1: What if Joe Biden dies next year and I'm the
Speaker 1: one who predicted that. Are you saying no, I'm saying
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris, would.
Speaker 2: You say Neo Pets is a game made for girls,
Speaker 2: because like you're taking care of crimal instinctual like yeah,
Speaker 2: tom IGATCHI vibe you know.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm at level one hundred and twelve on Fortnite.
Speaker 2: That's just my schedule usually, and I have so many
Speaker 2: skins the last two times that I've played Call of
Speaker 2: Duty and Fortnite, and I'm really scared because I'm giving
Speaker 2: it the three time rule. I was like, I'm not
Speaker 2: having fun, Like this is not fun for me anymore,
Speaker 2: Like it became too serious.
Speaker 3: It's because you're an adult now. It's like the Polar Express,
Speaker 3: Like soon you're not gonna be able to hear it anymore.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: That's actually something really cute that my mom did is
Speaker 2: she made jingle bells that like had like that were
Speaker 2: given to us by Santa, And when you would shake them,
Speaker 2: you would hear them jingle. And my mom and dad
Speaker 2: would shake them and they would act like they didn't
Speaker 2: hear them jingle, and they were like, it's because y'all
Speaker 2: still believe, And I'm doing that to my kids.
Speaker 3: The last time we played Fortnite, you guys both died
Speaker 3: and I was the last one alive, and you know,
Speaker 3: you can like see my screen. Yeah, I like tried
Speaker 3: to kill a guy and I fucked up. Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was literally Drew goes. That was really bad. I
Speaker 3: have to go logged off and I just sat there
Speaker 3: at my computer for like two minutes, and I just
Speaker 3: like got my phone. I was like, I don't want
Speaker 3: to look at anything on my phone, and I just
Speaker 3: got up and like stood outside for a second.
Speaker 2: Had to get some.
Speaker 1: On Mason yesterday, and it was actually so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: Dude, y'all were having so much fun. I was so
Speaker 2: just I go on one date. I go on one date,
Speaker 2: and I get excommunicated from the entire break. They took
Speaker 2: my spot in Fortnite.
Speaker 1: Because Drew went on a solo social expedition. He literally
Speaker 1: had to come home and decompress in his room for
Speaker 1: seven hours. On TikTok he was in his room. I
Speaker 1: am not kidding. I had the whole day with Josh
Speaker 1: on the couch and I didn't see Drew until it
Speaker 1: was time for to take a bath, and then even
Speaker 1: then I He told me he wanted McDonald's and I
Speaker 1: was in order, so I ordered us both McDonald's. He
Speaker 1: took a bath and went back to his room, and
Speaker 1: I had to call him and be like, yo, your
Speaker 1: food is here, like and he sent me like eight TikTok.
Speaker 3: I can imagine that in mind, I like drew swinging
Speaker 3: open the door and just running upstairs lying in the
Speaker 3: same position.
Speaker 1: He didn't even talk to me about it. He just
Speaker 1: came in grabbed a few pieces of candy for seven hours.
Speaker 2: And then you came in there and you were like,
Speaker 2: this is what you brought on your date, and it
Speaker 2: was Nerds clusters.
Speaker 1: It NERD's clusters, his airbought max pros, which is why
Speaker 1: are you bringing your headphones? You're not gonna put them
Speaker 1: while you're with the person. And then it was the
Speaker 1: home do or whatever.
Speaker 2: The book, Yeah, Homo days, Homo duce.
Speaker 3: You brought your AI existentialism book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was reading it before because I got there early.
Speaker 1: And that's what he brought on his fucking day.
Speaker 3: To put you in the worst mood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was a crazy, crazy vibe. I'm
Speaker 2: just lit. But what were we second before that?
Speaker 1: I don't even know, oh, because you're your fucking dumb ass.
Speaker 1: Is like I get socially, oh yeashed away, but.
Speaker 2: You literally like people get jealous of me when I
Speaker 2: don't give them my time. When I don't give them
Speaker 2: my time, I get pushed away, and it's it's fair
Speaker 2: because like I understand, I'm like a sweet person.
Speaker 1: Like he literally sent me an audio message in tiktoks
Speaker 1: from his room and didn't like I hadn't spoken him
Speaker 1: all day, like I hadn't. I literally hadn't seen you
Speaker 1: all day.
Speaker 2: I just couldn't. I literally just I have to decompress.
Speaker 1: And you were trying to get him to watch something
Speaker 1: with us, and we backed up for him and he
Speaker 1: watched two seconds of it and then left, and then
Speaker 1: me and Josh sat on the counch and we were like,
Speaker 1: is he tapping out? Josh was like, yeah, he's stopping out.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just I was over it. I was at that
Speaker 2: letting many cry so bad because like I was in
Speaker 2: bed and I was like it was like nine pm
Speaker 2: or something, and I was like, I have been on
Speaker 2: my phone for so I have been alone for so long,
Speaker 2: and it feels so good and like and then I
Speaker 2: just I'm that's so funny that you fucking brought that up.
Speaker 1: But me and Josh were literally having major sink.
Speaker 2: We hung out from like yeah, two days did hang
Speaker 2: out hardcore. It was really really awesome. But I uh,
Speaker 2: I was saying that I Fortnite and Call of Duty
Speaker 2: are both not fun to me anymore, which is like
Speaker 2: really fucking sad, and like, I'm going to give it
Speaker 2: one more try, like each game one more try. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna play Call of Duty today and probably Fortnite and
Speaker 2: I and if I don't have like the blast that
Speaker 2: I was having like a week ago, I'm never played. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because that's the other thing is i'd be I take
Speaker 2: that ship way too serious. Like it's like it's like
Speaker 2: it's not a game for me.
Speaker 3: It's like when I fucked that was really bad.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't play, don't play, don't get it.
Speaker 1: Drew literally like when he doesn't have a bad like
Speaker 1: a good game, He's like, no, I actually don't want
Speaker 1: to play this.
Speaker 3: I know that's completely normal. I'm the same.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's crazy because I just like hearing people
Speaker 2: like yell at each other in the game, like I
Speaker 2: was hearing like the way like all of our friends
Speaker 2: were like talking to each other through the mic, and
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, we're mean to each other.
Speaker 1: Like we have a friend who literally yells at every like,
Speaker 1: bitch stopped fucking yelling at me.
Speaker 2: Was I literally love it so much like hearing it
Speaker 2: because then like you get out of the game and
Speaker 2: it just yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: Samar is really good with being yelled at them because
Speaker 1: he's like, girl, fuck you. He will just do the
Speaker 1: opposite like Jamar. Literally like our friend kept being like,
Speaker 1: why are you even playing with us? You're playing your
Speaker 1: own game right now. Like literally it was like me, Mason,
Speaker 1: our friend, and we were like all on, like staying
Speaker 1: in our little trio and we'd be like where is Zamar?
Speaker 1: And you look at the map and Smarro is like
Speaker 1: like fucking five and he's like, oh, there's a team
Speaker 1: right here. I'm killing that. And then he like two
Speaker 1: second day, he's like, oh.
Speaker 2: Duab, someone comes down, get me, Come get me, come
Speaker 2: get me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just remember the clip that Kai was. It was
Speaker 2: the worst display of gaming I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: I just had to say that, oh I'll get I'll
Speaker 2: get to reading some of them let's get into these.
Speaker 1: Like really intuitive notes that you've.
Speaker 2: Been okay for the past week. I probably on Tuesday
Speaker 2: or no, it was probably Wednesday when I did this,
Speaker 2: but it was like it was after the podcast, but
Speaker 2: I was like laying in bed and I saw this
Speaker 2: TikTok of like I had known this, it had existed
Speaker 2: for a very long time, but I hadn't like experienced
Speaker 2: it as an adult. I normally like experienced I experienced
Speaker 2: it when I was like like sixteen or seventeen, in
Speaker 2: like existential dread like depersonalized mode where I thought I
Speaker 2: was an alien like mode and and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I want to like see what this is like now.
Speaker 2: And I laid in bed for literally like an hour
Speaker 2: to an hour and a half listening to the sounds
Speaker 2: of like a black hole, and I just like was
Speaker 2: thinking like about everything. It was fucked up, but like
Speaker 2: the sounds are really like honestly therapeutic. Back then they
Speaker 2: were really scary, but like I was re listening to
Speaker 2: them and it's like it's really ominous. It sounds like
Speaker 2: the end of the world.
Speaker 1: Kind of how they got like do you think they
Speaker 1: miked my pants? Like how did they.
Speaker 2: Get yeah, they micd your creata, you're you're, you're.
Speaker 1: Whispering just like they're lying right literally just an untitled Alex.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just like they just slowed down a beach.
Speaker 1: Literally just untitled.
Speaker 2: You know, there was like it was on the NASA website.
Speaker 3: They do those super slow justin Bieber.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounded like, No, this is good, I got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. It was really nice.
Speaker 1: Actually, this is literally silent too, Silent Hill to soundtrack.
Speaker 2: Damn, that's actually crazy. That's literally what it is.
Speaker 1: And I love that soundtrack. I had to play Silent.
Speaker 3: Hill again.
Speaker 2: And it's literally hypnotizing me already.
Speaker 3: It's like, actually it wasn't there for like ten seconds.
Speaker 2: No, but I was doing some of that ship. I
Speaker 2: was like listening to the sounds of a black hole
Speaker 2: and it was honestly like meditative, like it like cleared
Speaker 2: my brain.
Speaker 3: What did you see Mason's story the other night when
Speaker 3: he was like last night, I was on an autopilot.
Speaker 3: That wasn't me. Yeah, he was literally an it's my birthday.
Speaker 2: Him, stop tweeting us on his story?
Speaker 1: No him, that was him like being embarrassed and he
Speaker 1: didn't want to like reach out to all of us
Speaker 1: because he knows.
Speaker 2: Oh that it's really expensive though, what No, it's fifty
Speaker 2: bucks for a CD. U Mu's been fifty dollars in
Speaker 2: a CD.
Speaker 1: Okay me when I have no idea what it's like
Speaker 1: to collect cool CDs.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you know it's crazy. Is I was on
Speaker 2: discogs and like it was right when you started collecting
Speaker 2: all your CDs, and I was like, damn, I want
Speaker 2: to like start a CD collection. And I added like
Speaker 2: probably one hundred CDs to my cart and I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like, what is this going to
Speaker 2: be like two hundred fifty bucks or something? And it
Speaker 2: was like close like four grand and CDs and I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm never dying a CD.
Speaker 1: All the CDs of the albums you like are going
Speaker 1: to be expensive because if you're like into like the
Speaker 1: Colte like ass albums, CDs are so expensive they go
Speaker 1: like one hundred plus sometimes. Yeah, Like for me, one
Speaker 1: of my favorite UH CDs ever is the UH Harold
Speaker 1: Budd and Robin Guthrie Mysterious Skin soundtrack. It's my rail album.
Speaker 1: It's the best album on Planet Earth. And I own
Speaker 1: three copies of the CDs because I'm actually in crazy.
Speaker 2: Have you seen Mysterious Game?
Speaker 1: No, because I heard it's really sad and I don't
Speaker 1: care to watch it.
Speaker 2: No, dude, it will. It's one of those movies that
Speaker 2: you have to watch either at your lowest point already
Speaker 2: or when you're prepared to not be I do need
Speaker 2: to watch it.
Speaker 1: I get ragged on by all my friends because it's
Speaker 1: been like my top tier like in most Rotation album
Speaker 1: for like almost three years.
Speaker 2: It's like, all you listen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the It's literally I need to get
Speaker 1: a new CD player because I listened to that album
Speaker 1: every single fucking day. And I remember one time Jesster
Speaker 1: got on my ass and I was like, how have
Speaker 1: you not seen this movie? And you just like listened
Speaker 1: to this And I was like, because it's two of
Speaker 1: the greatest composers of.
Speaker 2: All time, Hello, we should talk about the Bald cap
Speaker 2: Incine just because it's like the next episode, in the
Speaker 2: next episode, and we can shut the fuck up after
Speaker 2: Can you show.
Speaker 1: See it's moments like this. Maybe I do have an
Speaker 1: issue with like helping people sometimes, you know what it
Speaker 1: is is because I'm like, this is the way it
Speaker 1: should be done, and like I'm gonna give you instructions
Speaker 1: and do it this way and it will happen. And
Speaker 1: then when it doesn't work, I'm like, are you fucking
Speaker 1: kidding me? Like you didn't fucking listen to me at all,
Speaker 1: Because that's what happened with the bald cap. That is
Speaker 1: one of those moments where I was like helping you,
Speaker 1: but the way I would help like my kid if
Speaker 1: like they did something stupid and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like so the bald cap, we installed it in
Speaker 2: the bathroom like five minutes before the before the episode,
Speaker 2: and and you used lash glue on my hair and
Speaker 2: it wasn't like a little dabble here or there, like
Speaker 2: we wanted it to look kind of real. So she
Speaker 2: caked on this lash.
Speaker 1: Game because I wasn't sticking with a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Slash, I know, I don't blame you because it
Speaker 2: eventually worked, but like hella, lash blue in my hair
Speaker 2: like an insane amount, and I like went the whole day.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: That's also what didn't help is I remember telling Drew
Speaker 1: like because it was my I was like, oh, are
Speaker 1: you going to take a shower because you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to like work to get that all.
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, it'll take me. It's like
Speaker 2: water soluble. I was like, it'll take me two minutes. Girl,
Speaker 2: was I fucking wrong? Like I like I didn't want
Speaker 2: to like get take a full shower because I didn't
Speaker 2: want to waste all Vinya's water. So I like just
Speaker 2: turned on like all cold water with like a little
Speaker 2: bit of hot water and I just like put my
Speaker 2: head over the shower and I just started like washing it.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh no, like this is not
Speaker 2: coming out with just water. And I like shout out
Speaker 2: for you, and you're like, use oil. And I there's
Speaker 2: like this spirit gum that came with the bald cat
Speaker 2: that I used to glue it to my face, used
Speaker 2: to glue the beard to my face, and I it
Speaker 2: had remover in there, and I just put the remover
Speaker 2: on the spots because I was like, oh, that don't
Speaker 2: melt it because it's like an oil. And you were
Speaker 2: saying use oil, and that shit didn't work. And then
Speaker 2: and you came in there and was like, oh, here,
Speaker 2: use this and gave me body oil.
Speaker 1: And because also when I was saying oil, I did.
Speaker 1: I don't think you heard me, but I was like
Speaker 1: literally use olive oil.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1: That's why I was saying. And then I thought you
Speaker 1: would use all of oil and it wasn't working, and
Speaker 1: that's why I resorted to the body oil that I
Speaker 1: had because I only have like nice hair oil, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not gonna, like you have to
Speaker 1: like drench yourself in that. I was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: using my nice hair.
Speaker 2: Oil for yeah.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 1: So Drew was like looked so sad, just.
Speaker 2: Like dude, I was over. I was fully in a
Speaker 2: position where I was like, oh, like I'm fully gonna
Speaker 2: have to shave my head, which is like I wanted
Speaker 2: to do that, but I was like I kind of
Speaker 2: wish I had that choice. And I was like, this
Speaker 2: shit is so I wish we took photos of it.
Speaker 2: But it was so matted, like it was crazy. It
Speaker 2: looked like a mangy ass dog that like hadn't been
Speaker 2: groomed in ten years, and it was just running the
Speaker 2: streets of La No.
Speaker 1: Literally it was so fucked up. And then also like
Speaker 1: I was getting annoyed because like, if you are a girl,
Speaker 1: you know that like one of the things you have
Speaker 1: to grow up learning is getting your fucking hair yanked
Speaker 1: at when you got your hair brushed. So like my
Speaker 1: my scalp, I do not have like a sensitive scalp
Speaker 1: at all. I could fucking rake like a comb or
Speaker 1: brush through my hair and not give a fuck, Like
Speaker 1: I could pull out eight million strands and like would
Speaker 1: I feel a thing fully numb to it? So then
Speaker 1: Drew was needing help, so I just grabbed my wide
Speaker 1: tooth comb and I drenched his head in the oil and.
Speaker 4: Started away a lot of Oh yeah, it was aloestly
Speaker 4: fun squirting it on it.
Speaker 2: It sounded really sick. But she was running that brush
Speaker 2: through my hair, combed through my hair and like pulling
Speaker 2: the fuck out of my hair, and he was like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah. Ever since I was a kid, like my
Speaker 2: mom would always be like, girl, shut the fuck up,
Speaker 2: like why is your scalp? So since it when she
Speaker 2: would like comb my hair, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: just have always had like a sensitive scalp, And that
Speaker 2: pissena off a little bit. She didn't even you didn't
Speaker 2: vocalize it. You were just like no, I was.
Speaker 1: Just like okay, Like I was just like doing the
Speaker 1: thing like you know, classic you grab the hair and
Speaker 1: then you work at it so you're not touguing on
Speaker 1: the scalp. But like it was the most like I was.
Speaker 1: I thought I was being gentle and then it wasn't
Speaker 1: working and I just tapped out because like he kept
Speaker 1: being like owl and I was like, okay.
Speaker 2: I just said I literally said owl twice. I was
Speaker 2: like I didn't even say how the second time, I
Speaker 2: was just like I didn't want.
Speaker 1: To know what it's worse than an ouch because I'm
Speaker 1: like say.
Speaker 2: That I'm hurting you because like well, I wasn't even
Speaker 2: like trying to say that you're riding here because I
Speaker 2: know beauty is pain, Like Beyonce, it we're not serving beauty.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I had hated juice hair for like eight times.
Speaker 2: No, that's what I was about to say. The amount
Speaker 2: of oil that India put into my hair to get
Speaker 2: it out. Literally, I washed my hair and I woke
Speaker 2: up the next day and I was like, oh my God,
Speaker 2: like my hair is still like hello, oily like it
Speaker 2: it the oil just like repelled all the water and
Speaker 2: I just didn't I had oil hair for like two days.
Speaker 2: And then I washed my hair again that night and
Speaker 2: I got out of the shower and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, like my hair still smells like oil.
Speaker 2: There's still oil, and it was still a little shiny.
Speaker 2: And then I washed my hair last night and when
Speaker 2: I was drying my hair, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: it still smells like that fucking body oil. So it's
Speaker 2: still coming out, but my hair is like a little curlier.
Speaker 2: It feels like this is with like just water in shampoo,
Speaker 2: Like I didn't even conditioner it.
Speaker 1: But is that because you ran out a conditioner?
Speaker 2: M m, I really need to get a new one.
Speaker 2: But I'm also like totally I'm so overlay Labo conditioner.
Speaker 2: Like I'll do the hair wash like the shampoo, but
Speaker 2: I will not buy the conditioners.
Speaker 1: I feel like their conditioner of all the like high
Speaker 1: end like bougie conditioners from those Fergrans brands, theirs is
Speaker 1: actually the most like viscous and it's good for like
Speaker 1: our hair type really because the ASoP one, I really
Speaker 1: like it because it like feels the most natural and
Speaker 1: like it doesn't feel like it's clogging my hair, but
Speaker 1: like it doesn't leave my hair feeling smooth. Like I'm
Speaker 1: the type of bitch I don't give a fuck if
Speaker 1: there's like a layer of like microplastics on my hair.
Speaker 1: As long as my shit looks good, it feels good.
Speaker 2: Like that's what I was about to say, Like I'm
Speaker 2: going back to just using regular shampoo like a conditioner.
Speaker 2: I mean, because like I like the way Fruitiste Garnie
Speaker 2: makes my hair feel. It feels flowy, it's a little shiny,
Speaker 2: Like I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: And then I know I will not be using a
Speaker 1: deep cleans fucking shampoo to get all that microplastic out.
Speaker 1: I'll just carry microplastics to my.
Speaker 2: Fucking great I'll suck them out.
Speaker 1: So literally, I'll use my teeth. I'll grant them out
Speaker 1: with my teeth.
Speaker 2: You think there's microplastics hair, Yeah.
Speaker 1: We The thing is what people don't want to talk about,
Speaker 1: is we need our microplastic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we like it's part of our diet now, Like
Speaker 2: you need to be eating microplastics, Like it.
Speaker 1: Feels good when I fill my whole with them. Yeah, period,
Speaker 1: not a microplastic, but plastic. It just feels good.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is the last thing we'll talk about and
Speaker 2: then we can like just move on. But no one
Speaker 2: is talking about how I was in fucking Stranger Thing
Speaker 2: Season four, who you were so last so.
Speaker 1: You're claiming to be friends with Finn and this episode
Speaker 1: you're claiming you were in the season. So so you
Speaker 1: used Finn.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't use Finn. Like we became friends through
Speaker 2: the film.
Speaker 3: And friends with Finn last time we hung out, Finn
Speaker 3: introduced himself to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just like this game that we play. It's
Speaker 2: like actors game. Like he he met me in he
Speaker 2: met me in character. Okay, I was on character. I
Speaker 2: was on character in set on the set and I
Speaker 2: didn't introduce myself as Shrew because I have really method.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to get into it. But then
Speaker 2: when we we introduced each other to each other, because
Speaker 2: like that's what actors do, Like that's true.
Speaker 3: He was like, true, is gonna say that this is
Speaker 3: a game that we play. I don't know him. He's
Speaker 3: really weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he I just can't win with you guys.
Speaker 1: He's actually telling us that you have like a blog
Speaker 1: about him.
Speaker 3: There's like weird fan fiction that you write about him.
Speaker 2: I mean that's just like this side thing, Like it's funny,
Speaker 2: but it's like a joke between us, like.
Speaker 3: Us, And then he said he's gonna say that it's
Speaker 3: a funny bit, but it's not. It's creepy.
Speaker 2: It's out the knife. Did he tell you about the
Speaker 2: fucking knife and the gun? No? If he didn't say anything, no,
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I think that's because he's taking legal actions, so he's
Speaker 1: probably not gonna.
Speaker 3: Bring it up to us.
Speaker 2: We're friends and we've filmed an entire season and we
Speaker 2: show together.
Speaker 1: Is there someone on this season who like looks like you? Me?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 1: The fuck up? Okay, here's our media of the.
Speaker 2: Week, Me, I look like me? The My media.
Speaker 1: Audio wise is nothing can stop us. By Satt, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say this because no, no, a Little Lost, Arthur Russell,
Speaker 1: heat Waved the Blue Nile and uh Fidelity that hole
Speaker 1: like the Dirty Column album, which I think I've said before,
Speaker 1: but that's been back on loop.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous.
Speaker 1: And then movies. I don't think I've seen a movie
Speaker 1: this week. Maybe I did, Oh my god, No, Chip
Speaker 1: and Dale Rescue Ranger. Yeah movie ever, that movie was
Speaker 1: so fucking good.
Speaker 2: It made me so happy, dude, I'm so happy. We
Speaker 2: all waited to watch it together too, because like.
Speaker 1: I would have been so bummed if I saw that alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was one of those movies that like
Speaker 2: who gives a fuck talk in the middle of it,
Speaker 2: talk with your friends, like have a little fucking goofy moment,
Speaker 2: Like you.
Speaker 1: Know, the thing about me is I will pause a
Speaker 1: movie and talk about that.
Speaker 2: Ship was actually really funny, really advanced for like a
Speaker 2: Disney kids show, and like the innu windows between like
Speaker 2: drug trafficking was like so fucking funny, and like they
Speaker 2: did things in that movie.
Speaker 1: That like.
Speaker 2: That were like brand new. I don't know, Like there
Speaker 2: there were so many moments where I was like, I
Speaker 2: can't believe someone thought of that and they executed phenomenal
Speaker 2: that And also the seth Rogen thing, Yeah that I
Speaker 2: was like, I cannot believe someone thought of that and
Speaker 2: wrote that in there and they did that because that
Speaker 2: is so meta and so fucking sick. But yeah, Chimmindale
Speaker 2: movie is also my sorry for hijacking that, but yeah
Speaker 2: that was lit Boots. All right, I'm back on my
Speaker 2: grime Shiit Venus fly by Grimes, Stan Grimes, Yeah stand Grimes,
Speaker 2: love love Grimes. Uh, and then this is crazy. This
Speaker 2: is a new turn of events for me. But yeah,
Speaker 2: that song is so good. Yeah, High High is my
Speaker 2: next media by Luna and then I also have Girlfriend
Speaker 2: by Luna and Audi Circle because that's just a classic
Speaker 2: like don't don't, don't don't do that one, Yeah you do.
Speaker 2: I'll play it for you and you'll know it. And
Speaker 2: then Closer by Tegan and Sarah. This fucking song not enough.
Speaker 2: No one's talking about. No one is talking about how
Speaker 2: good this song is. Still to this.
Speaker 1: Moment is like a tough low moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can't.
Speaker 1: You're gonna put that on and not have.
Speaker 2: A good time, you know, it's like crazy, Just smile
Speaker 2: and have a fun time. But I said, I said,
Speaker 2: not enough people are talking. Why is no one talking
Speaker 2: about to I mean Teagan and Sarah Closer and I
Speaker 2: like people are talking about it.
Speaker 3: I feel like people mentioned that song about how like
Speaker 3: prolific it is.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it to mention it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm the first person. And honestly, you know,
Speaker 2: it's weird. They showed me that song before it released,
Speaker 2: Like yeah, in the in the studio, we're literally like
Speaker 2: twelve no that exactly. It was like this make a
Speaker 2: wish thing that I won because I faked faked it.
Speaker 2: But no, they showed me that song and like I
Speaker 2: was in the studio like head bombing, and I was listening.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, like this is.
Speaker 1: Actually it takes a lot like Drew doesn't show that
Speaker 1: kind of like yeah, poor in the studio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like oh. I was like yeah,
Speaker 2: you'll have a hit on your hands. And they're like what, No,
Speaker 2: this is just like a throwaway track. And I was like, no,
Speaker 2: you need to put that out. That is a fucking hit.
Speaker 2: And they weren't gonna put it out until I told
Speaker 2: him to Thank you.
Speaker 1: So much for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, he's lying.
Speaker 2: The first time about the Stranger Things, and now I'm
Speaker 2: lying about closer.
Speaker 1: Wait, my friend doesn't lie.
Speaker 2: I don't lie about things.
Speaker 1: He was on Stranger Things and he made them take
Speaker 1: that like put that song out? Oh bit close that song?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You another hit? Want to do a little.
Speaker 3: Can I do media?
Speaker 1: What is it porn?
Speaker 3: It's not porn?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: It's real? It's real media? How I rolled by Britney spears.
Speaker 3: Have you guys heard that song?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I had never heard it before. It's very advanced news.
Speaker 2: What is that? I was that the Britney song?
Speaker 3: How Ill?
Speaker 1: I don't like this?
Speaker 3: It's really sick.
Speaker 2: When is this from How I Rolled by Britney Spears
Speaker 2: what era?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're never doing media again?
Speaker 3: And then Crown on the Ground by Sleigh Bells say, okay,
Speaker 3: well that one terribly for me.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't like either of those songs.
Speaker 1: So you're so you call my friend a liar? You
Speaker 1: share bad?
Speaker 2: I'm kidding, that's my jaw.
Speaker 3: Stop?
Speaker 2: All right? Could you hear that guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Wait, that was really loud.
Speaker 2: Actually this is going on this side. Did you hear
Speaker 2: kind of?
Speaker 3: Not at all? You have when I heard that?
Speaker 1: Okay, the episode.
Speaker 2: Is ok yeah, he bright it's not really an honest
Speaker 2: called slagh
Speaker 1: Mm hmm