WEBVTT - Rose, You Need to Change Your Ugly Mulch

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis durand the Elvis Duran the phone tappened.

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<v Speaker 1>Danielle has the phone tap today? Do you have an email? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we got an email from Liz and she said, my

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<v Speaker 1>friend Rose received an anonymous letter about the molt she

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<v Speaker 1>uses in her flower beds. She was told that the

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<v Speaker 1>mult she used clashes with her house. Please call Rose

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<v Speaker 1>from the town the mault clashes with her house. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>sent this letter to Yes, she said, please call from

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<v Speaker 1>the Beautification Society of the town and tell her that

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<v Speaker 1>you know the mulch has to go. Oh, here we go. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I may I speak with Rose Duquette. Please? Is hi Rose?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Laura Green calling you from the beautification Society.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I need.

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<v Speaker 1>To speak with you about your mulch in the front

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<v Speaker 1>of your house. In the note that we had sent you,

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<v Speaker 1>it said that the mulch was supposed to be a

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<v Speaker 1>brown or black, and I noticed that your mulch is

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<v Speaker 1>an orange or red.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, you cannot be serious.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it doesn't match your house. Your house beige?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? And who are you to tell me what to

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<v Speaker 2>put in my mouch?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we hear at the beautification Society want to keep you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really care at the beautification Society. My husband

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<v Speaker 2>and I work very hot on on one. Who do

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<v Speaker 2>you think you are telling me what has to be

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<v Speaker 2>in put in front of my house? Well, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>paying my taxes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm not trying to tell you that your lawn

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't look lovely, because your lawn is a plush green

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<v Speaker 1>and it looks lovely. But I'm just trying to say

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<v Speaker 1>that the Beautification Society tries to keep bright Waters in

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<v Speaker 1>New York very very clean, and it's very clean.

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<v Speaker 2>My house would work nothing but hard on my house,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was highly insulted by your note. Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sorry that we were to walk up on my property

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<v Speaker 2>and send me an insulting note.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it wasn't insulting.

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<v Speaker 2>We just made a find it very insulty make clashes

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<v Speaker 2>with my house, but it does some wan. I have

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<v Speaker 2>broke up backs on that house since we bought it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you say anything else about anybody else's talk on

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<v Speaker 2>that block a red dawn color? Has a beautification Society

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<v Speaker 2>said anything about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we have we have left plenty when.

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<v Speaker 2>You come over when you're above my house, when my

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<v Speaker 2>husband I have broken our offices, since we moved in

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<v Speaker 2>there and I found that note highly in salty.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Rose, I must tell you we have left plenty

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<v Speaker 1>of notes on the other barn house.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care about anybody else. I was highly insulty.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you just mentioned if we had been twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>Year that nobody has ever sent me such an insulty note.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just feel that you really should here.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't pay my pasts. I'm really upset about this.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you call me on my cell phone ready

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<v Speaker 2>to get my cell phone number?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we hear at the beautification Society? Have our ways.

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<v Speaker 2>Really your ways? Well, you better find a way to

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<v Speaker 2>disconnect my phone. And how dare you call me if

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<v Speaker 2>there is anything that you was?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? Hello, Hello Rose. If you need help, will be

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<v Speaker 1>happy to help you to match.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I can't believe that you would have guts enough

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<v Speaker 2>to call me on my cell phone and harass me

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<v Speaker 2>over a color out mo.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, can't we just.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what you need to do? You need to

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<v Speaker 2>get a life.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we just discuss this for one moment.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who this is, but I am really

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<v Speaker 2>really getting aggravated right now. Okay, you know what, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of a job and you're harassed in me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, can we just talk about this?

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<v Speaker 2>No, we can't talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it that you guys are colorblind? Maybe and you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know that it didn't match? All right? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I know whose voice this is?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is Laura Green from the Beautification Society. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even be I can't even imagine that you

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<v Speaker 2>would have enough guts to call me on my cell

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<v Speaker 2>phone and talk to me about mulch.

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<v Speaker 1>But we left you a note and the note didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get through to you, so we needed to.

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<v Speaker 2>Take up to change the maulch with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to change the mulch for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, one's got all right, don't call my cell

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<v Speaker 2>phone again, okay, Rose, call my cell phone again?

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<v Speaker 1>Rose, Please, let's just discuss this.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, let me just say something to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I have you on a harassment okay, because now I'm

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<v Speaker 2>getting tired of you calling my cell phone because now

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<v Speaker 2>you're interrupting my business.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Rose, we have already given you enough time to

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<v Speaker 1>change that mulch.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you now. Okay, Now you're pissing me off. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so you better stop calling me now, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Understand I would have just got one more thing to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what is it now? About the color of my bushes?

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<v Speaker 1>Rot? Liz is on the other line and she has

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<v Speaker 1>something to tell you. Hi, Hi, ro.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who Liz is, you know what? Get

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<v Speaker 2>off my back? And whoever gave you the cell phone

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<v Speaker 2>number that to knock you off? Okay, because it's not funny.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Danielle Narrow and you've just been phone tabbed.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, you gotta be kidding me.

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<v Speaker 1>Your friend Liz put us up to it. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you have to say to Liz?

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<v Speaker 2>I wait till I get he don't get mood, but

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<v Speaker 2>I have to tell you I love you guys. I

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<v Speaker 2>listen to you all the time. We'll have to do lunch,

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<v Speaker 2>Danielle to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran's phone tab. Have an idea for a phone tab?

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<v Speaker 2>Click on the phone tab tab.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us what you want to do. This phone tab

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<v Speaker 1>was pre recorded with permission granted.

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<v Speaker 2>By all of our distipers.

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<v Speaker 1>Me Elvi's Duran phone tab totally on Elvie's Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show