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Speaker 1: Let's have y'all. It's Eric Andre and this is Bombing,

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Speaker 1: the podcast where I talk to comedians, artists and other

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Speaker 1: interesting people about the worst bombs of their careers. On

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Speaker 1: today's episodes, we have none other than the Queen of

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Speaker 1: Melrose aka Cosmo Lombino, an absolute legend. You recognize Cosmo's

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Speaker 1: voice the second.

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Speaker 2: You hear it.

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Speaker 1: She's a fashion designer with a crazy life story and

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Speaker 1: we get into it about everything growing up with family,

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Speaker 1: ties to the mob, low points with drugs in sobriety,

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Speaker 1: fisting accidents, styling celebrities, and the time she got fusted

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Speaker 1: on cops. If you're in La you gotta check out

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Speaker 1: her stores on Melrose Avenue in Joy.

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Speaker 3: Bombing with Eric Andre.

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Speaker 1: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Eric Andre. The

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Speaker 1: podcast is All Bombing, and I am here with the

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Speaker 1: Queen of Melrose aka Cosmo Lombino. Legend. She does it

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Speaker 1: all fashion runway. She used to get cracked in the

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Speaker 1: projects Queen's Bridge, The Queen's Bridge she was part of,

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Speaker 1: the she was part of the loof sansa height story.

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Speaker 2: Loofellas, you did your homework.

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Speaker 1: So tell us a little bit about your backstory. You're

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Speaker 1: from the Bronx Manhattan.

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Speaker 2: Where I'm from Harlem.

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Speaker 1: East's from Harlem West Harlem really one twelve between Broadway

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Speaker 1: and Amsterdam one hundred and sixteen and Spanish Arlem Spanish Harlem.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: So it was like West Side story.

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Speaker 2: For you, west Side Storry. They made The Godfather and

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Speaker 2: my grandmother's apartment.

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Speaker 1: You're making a joker.

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Speaker 2: No, I kid you not.

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Speaker 1: You're Italian or Porto Ricans Italian, but.

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Speaker 2: You knew weakened by injection by beef In Jackson. You

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Speaker 2: look like you have a little Puerto Rican I know,

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Speaker 2: I get that a lot.

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Speaker 1: But my dad was from Haiti. My mom's a Jew

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Speaker 1: from Harlem.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So that gives a Puerto Rican child. Yeah, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was bent like a hockey steak though, like a little

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Speaker 1: we like that. You want to do poppers or do

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Speaker 1: you know what what was the last time you did poppers?

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Speaker 1: Because you've been sober for eight years?

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Speaker 3: Eight years?

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Speaker 1: What was the rock bottom? When did you stop doing drugs?

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Speaker 2: Poppers? Was eighties and early nights back.

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Speaker 1: So these kids, these gen Z kids, they're bringing everything back.

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Speaker 1: Pop is back, poppers is back.

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Speaker 2: It all comes back, It comes back music, fashion.

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Speaker 1: Yep, and popp is. Did you used to shoot drugs?

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Speaker 1: I never shot up at but you were the cocaine.

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Speaker 1: I was coke and booze or what.

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Speaker 2: I was coke?

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Speaker 1: And then it went to crack and you were just

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Speaker 1: having to and it.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't cracked though. It was freebase.

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Speaker 1: Freebase is the high class.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it was a Richard briarways, Yeah, did

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Speaker 2: you see Joe Joe j answer? Oh, I loved Jo

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Speaker 2: so that was his thing. But he went on fire.

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Speaker 2: He tried to kill him. I don't know. When you

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Speaker 2: cook the etherther with the cocaine, sometimes it explodes.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's dangerous, so I think it exploded. What's

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Speaker 1: your craziest drug story? What's the most fucked up you

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Speaker 1: ever been?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to hear it?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I'm a you Are you ready though.

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Speaker 1: I'm so ready? Then after this story, we're gonna introduce

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Speaker 1: my high school friend again, because we love you.

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Speaker 2: I love your friends. I feel like I know them

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Speaker 2: for years. Yes, okay, drug story, this just came to mind.

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Speaker 2: I have a million of them. Yes, but okay, so

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Speaker 2: I'm seventeen. I moved to California.

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Speaker 1: Right because after I lived growing up in Harlem.

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Speaker 2: After growing up in Harlem, then I moved to Queens

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Speaker 2: Long Island City. Okay, you know, which is like Manhattan

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Speaker 2: right now, it's like beautiful right and then it used

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Speaker 2: to be yeah, it never used to be. It was

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Speaker 2: all crack and prostitutes. I loved it. I cried when

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Speaker 2: they left. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: You know that New York you know that was Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I got a little taste of it was a

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Speaker 1: little kid, because my mom would bring me back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're Florida, right, Yeah, tell me some Florida story.

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Speaker 2: I got you. If there is one, I got you.

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Speaker 1: Oh there's plenty. Yeah, okay, kid me.

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Speaker 2: So I moved. I moved to uh, California. My father

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Speaker 2: got a job in the Palm restaurant. My mother was

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Speaker 2: teasing the heir. I like, am Margaret, I'm gonna do

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Speaker 2: the whole thing for you.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: Sure. So I moved to California.

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Speaker 1: And I think I heard about this Jehovah's Witness.

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Speaker 2: No. I was Catholic all my life. Then my grandmother

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Speaker 2: was about Catholic every Sunday in church. What happened was

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Speaker 2: an astoria Queens. My grandmother had a house. She was

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Speaker 2: the matriarch of the family. All of a sudden, like

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Speaker 2: Jehovah's witnesses come to her door. That's the men. The

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Speaker 2: next thing I know, we're going to fucking Kingdom Hall.

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Speaker 2: Were Jehovah's witnesses converted her? She converted? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Italian?

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Speaker 2: So here I am eight years old. You can't be gay.

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Speaker 2: You can't have a birthday, you can't have a Christmas,

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Speaker 2: you can't touch yourself, you can't be gay. I said,

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Speaker 2: fuck you all. I like the Bible says the truth

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Speaker 2: will set you free. There you go, literally eight years

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Speaker 2: old and I'm gay and that's the truth. So I

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Speaker 2: was so defiant from the gay girl. Yeah. But anyway,

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Speaker 2: and then my mother couldn't be a Jehovah's winness. She

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Speaker 2: tried to please him. My father was still in the Bronx,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. He was like doing the

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Speaker 2: Lufthansa thing. Yeah, so it didn't really work out, but

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Speaker 2: my grandmother did try.

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Speaker 1: You know, well, your dad was in the loof Ends

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Speaker 1: of heist along with Hill.

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Speaker 2: Like you know Goodfellas. Yeah, so that that Lufthansa heist

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Speaker 2: in Queens. Yeah, so my father was implicated than that.

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Speaker 1: That was the biggest heist. But they tried a million.

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Speaker 2: They tried to implicate if your money.

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Speaker 1: They fucked up the whole family.

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Speaker 2: The five fan was crazy. They all ride it on

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Speaker 2: each other and then after the kind of went, you know,

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Speaker 2: it wasn't the mob anymore. But that's what my father said,

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Speaker 2: fuck New York because he was indicted, you know. And

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Speaker 2: I always had FBI agents in my yard looking at

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Speaker 2: my father.

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Speaker 3: Jesus.

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Speaker 2: They would follow me to school.

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Speaker 1: Some of them hot, yeah, you know what. One like

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Speaker 1: a man in a suit.

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Speaker 2: One was hung like a horror horse. I remember he

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Speaker 2: was uncut. It was like, wow, that's what it looked

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Speaker 2: like an amazilla. But anyway, that was another thing that

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Speaker 2: was my That was the Queen's first experience. How was like,

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Speaker 2: what do I do with this?

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Speaker 1: He has the biggest cocks Dominican guys.

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Speaker 2: I got to stay between the Puerto Ricans and the Dominicans.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a tie.

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Speaker 1: Tie, but they're big boys.

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Speaker 3: You hung.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever taken off a guy's pants? It's going

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Speaker 1: to be a long night.

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Speaker 2: You know what. Not too long ago?

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Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, Well, the guy had like a fucking bowling pin.

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Speaker 3: Or what.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, my neighbor says. My neighbor says, I just

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Speaker 2: moved in my back. Neighbor is hung like a horse

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Speaker 2: and he's obsessed with you. I'm like, really, give me

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Speaker 2: his number. So because I just broke up with somebody.

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Speaker 2: So now you know she's queen and you know she's

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Speaker 2: queen and soba right, so unavailable. So anyway, he comes

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Speaker 2: So anyway, he sends me a picture and I'm like, okay.

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Speaker 2: Then he goes, could I come over? I want to

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Speaker 2: give you a massage? So I just bought a massage table, right,

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Speaker 2: So anyway, perfect, He comes over and he takes off

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Speaker 2: his pants and I'm like, you can landa aircraft on

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Speaker 2: that thing. This thing was like a dream. I think

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Speaker 2: it's even like everybody's dreaming when you're straight, gay, whatever.

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Speaker 2: Everybody wants to play with this thing, right. So anyway,

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Speaker 2: so I said, your picture does no justice. I says, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you were big in the picture, but you're like you

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Speaker 2: know this size small, medium, large, Yeah, and oh my god,

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Speaker 2: And that heart's very rare to find that like that

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Speaker 2: John Holmes Cock, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: But that's a tough You're like, it's going to be

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Speaker 1: a long night.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't that long, you know what I mean. As

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Speaker 2: a matter of fact, I just looked at it.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: It's like, you know, threw it over my shoulder, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean, A little pre ejaculation occurred. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: can I thank you very much? Yeah? Because it's like,

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Speaker 2: when it is that big, what do you really do

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Speaker 1: Are you going to hang out with this guy again?

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Speaker 2: I fell in love. I'm in love. No, I text

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Speaker 2: him all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Well, without any further you got to keep those aside yet.

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Speaker 1: I want to introduce one of my oldest friends, my

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Speaker 1: bestest friends from high school. We made a pack to

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Speaker 1: do comedy together when we were twenty years old and

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Speaker 1: Christina's bedroom. Ladies and gentlemen, you know her from Driver

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Speaker 1: school Yard. It's Megan Blanchat. Everybody, I'm Magan. Megan is

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Speaker 1: here for a specific reason because we are super fans.

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Speaker 1: We became sisters, and we love your content. We're obsessed

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Speaker 1: with you, and I wouldn't have it any other way

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Speaker 1: than to be drinking some good wine right here with

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Speaker 1: Megan and you, and Sonny is here too if she's

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Speaker 1: feeling there's We just wanted to vibe out with you

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Speaker 1: because you're our inspiration. Okay, where's the strangest place you've

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Speaker 1: ever read? Sex?

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Speaker 2: Oh? So I didn't finish tell my story?

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Speaker 3: Shall tell you.

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Speaker 1: I want to know. I want to go. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to know crazy sex stuff, crazy drug stuff. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and then we'll talk about bombing.

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Speaker 4: Are we still on the M one?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, we're passing that girl. Oh okay, queen, yes, girl, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Anytime you want to go around like we could share it, I.

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Speaker 4: Feel like I would scare me, like I'd be stressed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah for a minute, and then you'll be like yeah,

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Speaker 2: I just said yeah.

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Speaker 4: Like I see it, I see it.

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Speaker 2: You got to face your fears. We'll have a freak.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you have a little freaking.

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Speaker 5: Yes seriously, but not an army like I feel like

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Speaker 5: that would stress.

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Speaker 2: But what's your thing? Like what is a puartter weekend?

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Speaker 2: Is Italian? Like what you'll like?

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Speaker 3: Freak?

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Speaker 5: Okay, so deep down I have I have a thing

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Speaker 5: for like guidos, like proper, like like the really cheesy,

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Speaker 5: like with the the.

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Speaker 2: Whole Joey, but yeah, we love Joey.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like I have a twin.

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Speaker 2: Brother that love you from Florida. He's like last of

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Speaker 2: the hot Italians.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Megan, is it married men kind of your freak?

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Speaker 2: Oh no? Do we go there?

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Speaker 4: How dare you beause that's what I heard.

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Speaker 4: Karma, it's awful. No, it's the wrong choice. I hate you.

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Speaker 2: And what happened to Joey Butterfield coat? Yeah, the lady,

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Speaker 1: But she likes the danger of it, Like it's like

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Speaker 5: And also on that topic, I got caught for shoplifting

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Speaker 4: Don't do that. Such a bright girl, you have such

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Speaker 2: That was going to day. Are you over right now?

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Speaker 1: Okay Garlington, I was a Now I was bad girl

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was real crazy. Okay, very easy?

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Speaker 1: Did you get somebody?

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Speaker 2: I'm one? I'm on?

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Speaker 1: What's the most fucked up you've ever been?

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Speaker 1: What got you sober? And why were you on cops?

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Speaker 2: Okay? So I moves here and then I'm a hairdresser

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Speaker 2: some cunning people's hair. So this lady goes, could you

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Speaker 2: come up in my house in Woodland Hills and my

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Speaker 2: And I go to this house and it's fucking beautiful.

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Speaker 2: She goes, and I want you to tell me because

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Speaker 2: Welcome to LA, because I came to LA to get

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Speaker 2: So she takes out at April. I can't wait. He

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Speaker 2: like doing April, you know, I'm obsessed. So I do

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Speaker 2: he goes, honey, show Cosmo what we do. Literally new

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Speaker 2: she has like little little little tiny fist and wrist

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Speaker 2: and she looked like sweet Polly from Underdog, you know,

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Speaker 2: what I mean, she had like a really big nose,

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Speaker 2: you know, no discrimation of big noses.

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Speaker 1: That was usually they you know, Jewish, you're Italian.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm happy with my nose.

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Speaker 2: And you'll probably proportioned. But anyway, so what happened was

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Speaker 2: so they want to have this party with me. I'm sixteen, right,

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Speaker 2: seventeen girl talk about grooming, okay, and they were like

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Speaker 1: So cocaine was flowing April everywhere, and I was already addictive.

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Speaker 2: Okay, because I'm doing this. I'm from from New York,

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Speaker 2: fisting him. My first fucking, weird, old, motherfucking experience. So anyway,

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Speaker 4: Him and you're just standing there watching girl, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Like, just give me more coke. I can watch this all.

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Speaker 4: Day, are you like?

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to interact, girl, something like I will

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Speaker 2: making it fascinated? They were looking right at me. So

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Speaker 2: Your hand is so small. You got to go harder,

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Speaker 2: why not? I would talk about this fucking plant for

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Speaker 2: So she goes drawing this glove, honey. So I drew

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Speaker 2: jew and there's this gorgeous man, gorgeous in the bed,

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Speaker 2: So I had the little, you know, Italian nugget pinky

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Speaker 4: No, what do you mean a rupture?

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Speaker 2: A rupture? My ring and his asshole it busted something

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Speaker 2: Now, this is one from doing a haircut to you know,

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Speaker 1: In fact, terrify A part three. Yeah, blood et.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god. So I fucking take my

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Speaker 2: I'm like, why why the queen from Queens, why why?

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Speaker 2: blood in the tub, right, maybe even a few veins

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Speaker 2: and ship, Oh yeah, what thought pinky ring? You know

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Speaker 4: Did you lose the pinky ring in the buttle?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, I still I still have it. I still

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Speaker 2: So that was my first experience in La, you know,

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Speaker 2: So that was like the most terrifying experience to La. Okay,

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Speaker 1: That's a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah with a rendre.

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Speaker 2: It was the eight Uh it was Friday the thirteenth,

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Speaker 2: Friday the thirteenth.

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Speaker 1: Before the election before Trump gets them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Friday thirteenth. Are you literally going to do that?

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Speaker 2: We all do that. You're gonna see, you're gonna go.

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Speaker 1: I'll do it if you do it, you do it first.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll do it.

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Speaker 4: If you do first. Sunday does the first.

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Speaker 2: I call my sponsor. Yeah, that's she's on speed sile anyway,

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Speaker 2: as long as we're not fisting, we're fine.

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Speaker 1: Well, no time, So eight years ago, it's twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 2: So you know, it was getting like I try to

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Speaker 2: I'm up for nine.

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Speaker 1: Days doing blow and then pillowing blow.

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Speaker 2: No pills, just vodka and blow and free base, you know.

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Speaker 1: The free Base.

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Speaker 4: Are you sad and crying?

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Speaker 2: Serahicle suicidal like drug addicts like hope to die drug daddech.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't die. I just kept on coming back girl,

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Speaker 2: The pitch is forty nine years old and she's still

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Speaker 2: a dumpster bitch. And then I had always had clothing

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Speaker 1: Would have to if you're in like one hour sleep.

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Speaker 2: You know what. When I used to work for these

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Speaker 2: So they they were like, you know, okay, you to

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Speaker 2: to do the shmata business. Really, that's why I have

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00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,320
Speaker 2: a store forty years today, you know what I mean,

443
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,240
Speaker 2: because they really taught me.

444
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:12,639
Speaker 3: You know.

445
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,600
Speaker 1: So I to your store. I would love for you

446
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,560
Speaker 1: to come to Can we all do a field trip there?

447
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,840
Speaker 2: I would love to go today.

448
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,200
Speaker 1: Where is the store? Where is it?

449
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,480
Speaker 2: It's on Melros and Fuller, and then I have another

450
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,919
Speaker 2: one on Melros and Stanley by Starbucks. And then I

451
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,160
Speaker 2: have another one called shoehor La.

452
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,600
Speaker 1: What are the first two golds? Can you shout them out?

453
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,240
Speaker 3: Okay?

454
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,360
Speaker 2: For audio? So there's Cosmo's Glam.

455
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,399
Speaker 1: Squad, Yeah, Squad that's on Fuller okay, and then I

456
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,160
Speaker 1: have Cosmo and Zanata.

457
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. So that's a label. I had to pull on

458
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:44,000
Speaker 2: a business partner. That's who was my sponsor in AA boy,

459
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,320
Speaker 2: who helped me get sober. Okay, So I trust him

460
00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:48,880
Speaker 2: so much. I mean, I'm a partner, you know, because

461
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,520
Speaker 2: the store is like it's a monster to run and

462
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,320
Speaker 2: I can't really do it all by myself. So I

463
00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:55,240
Speaker 2: pulled him in. So we did a label.

464
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,520
Speaker 1: Even when you were on vodka and you're doing club.

465
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,480
Speaker 1: You're still working hard. Yeah, so still work. So you're

466
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:04,560
Speaker 1: really not sleeping. You're you're drinking, you're doing your freebasing coke.

467
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,679
Speaker 1: You're kind of half sleeping when the Israelis talk you

468
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,920
Speaker 1: into it, then you get up. You're working your ass off,

469
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,760
Speaker 1: your opening stores. It was he you're han't falling out

470
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 1: with business partners. Yeah, it's a lot of stress. It

471
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,800
Speaker 1: was so stress.

472
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,760
Speaker 2: It was a lot. So you hit a wall, you know,

473
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,359
Speaker 2: I have to go to the hospital. And it was

474
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,680
Speaker 2: like really bad because they always say, you know, you

475
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 2: keep on using, it's gonna get worse, never better, right,

476
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,159
Speaker 2: And it was always getting worse. Bad things happened, my

477
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 2: person getting stolen, whatever. I have to fight gangsters, you know.

478
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 2: I'm downtown in a hotel room, you know, with these

479
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:41,200
Speaker 2: fucking eighteenth Street and they will put the mattresses no really.

480
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,199
Speaker 4: Yea, And they would put the.

481
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 2: Paranoia and they will put the mattresses on the the

482
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 2: the windows and a gun on the table, you know

483
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,000
Speaker 2: what I mean. And I'd be partying with them, like

484
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:54,679
Speaker 2: you know, it's like that, it's like it's time, like,

485
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 2: but I would get so high, I'd be like, just

486
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,480
Speaker 2: put your dick away, we want the teck, just give

487
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 2: me all your coke. And they didn't like that, so

488
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,440
Speaker 2: I had to jump out a few windows, you know

489
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 2: what I mean, because it was dangerous down there. I

490
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 2: don't know if you heard themok out this park.

491
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know it's still living Echo Park. It's

492
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,160
Speaker 1: not far right, so you know, let's sketchy.

493
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 2: We got this park. It's like it's legendary for like

494
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,040
Speaker 2: people hanging out there and not coming home. And then

495
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,480
Speaker 2: in that lake there was like bodies they would drain

496
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,720
Speaker 2: the lake. There would be cork carcasses in that lake

497
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 2: from like and I loved it. I was in the

498
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,680
Speaker 2: middle of it all. I'm like, oh my god, I'm

499
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,880
Speaker 2: still Oh how's my hair?

500
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,160
Speaker 3: Girl?

501
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 2: But I would come home just like fucked up girl,

502
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 2: like and you know, thank god, there was like a

503
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 2: kind of an angel on my shoulder. But I would

504
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:44,840
Speaker 2: always come home unscathed. And they would actually cut people's

505
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,439
Speaker 2: throats down there. But they love me. They're like, we

506
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,640
Speaker 2: call it. We're going to call you Hollywood. We love

507
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 2: hanging out with you. Hollywood. Yeah, Hollywood.

508
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,159
Speaker 1: So when you get out of the hospital, do you

509
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 1: go right into AA was it where you're just like.

510
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 2: I've been going to AA from many.

511
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 1: Oh you were really yeah, but this is the longest

512
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,919
Speaker 1: you've been sober. Yeah, So what was what? What was

513
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 1: about this that you were I was done? Like I

514
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 1: knew I was done, you know, because.

515
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 2: I drank all your drinks. You did it all you

516
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 2: did it. I did it behind dumpsters. I did it

517
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills movie.

518
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 1: Never did acid.

519
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,920
Speaker 2: I did acid yet when I was younger, I put

520
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 2: a little snoopy on my tongue.

521
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

522
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,439
Speaker 2: I did some locker room that was the eighties. That

523
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 2: was fun because you know, in the beginning, it's fun, Yeah,

524
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 2: and then it's fun with problems. Yeah, and then it's

525
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 2: fun with more problems. Yeah.

526
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 5: How long was it that you knew that you had

527
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,680
Speaker 5: to stop, like that you were struggling.

528
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,879
Speaker 2: I was dancing with the double for many years, like

529
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 2: the last fifteen years of my addiction, Like I knew

530
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:46,439
Speaker 2: I had to stop. Years stop. I can't stop.

531
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 3: You know.

532
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 1: Do you think it comes from inside, like a depression

533
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 1: or something like that. No, you know that.

534
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 2: I think it's a gene.

535
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 1: Your parents were.

536
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 2: My father was and my mother was alcohol. It's my

537
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,159
Speaker 2: grandparents too. Yeah, it's in you, so, I think. But

538
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,199
Speaker 2: then there's also people with white pick of fences. You

539
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,439
Speaker 2: know that their parents are not alcoholic, and they become

540
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 2: like Crystal met fucking degenerates.

541
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 4: You have abandoned the issues.

542
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 2: I think we all do. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

543
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 2: Even though I had a twin in the same sack

544
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 2: with me.

545
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 1: You know you had a twin.

546
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 2: I have an identical twin, Joey set. You know, he's

547
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 2: the boy. I'm the girl.

548
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 1: So Joey straight, Joey straight. There's a straight you identical.

549
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 4: That I may end up.

550
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: You know, I got to see.

551
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 2: Joe doesn't you give him a little locker room? But no,

552
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 2: Joey straight. He's one of the last Italians in New York.

553
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 2: He was my twin brother, so he was like my

554
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 2: protector to in New York growing up. He had your

555
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 2: back because he played hockey and he was.

556
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 1: Going to be and we're kids picking on you. You know

557
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: what it's like. I became the bully. I became the

558
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: bullying dad picking on you because you're gay.

559
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,439
Speaker 2: Or now my father okay, so he told me I

560
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 2: got that one beating when I was younger.

561
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,120
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, did you come out out to him

562
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 1: or did you was never in you? You were singing

563
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 1: shoun you were you were like course Line Eliza and

564
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 1: l VHS's and they knew right away.

565
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 2: I was three years old. I was in love with

566
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 2: Donny Osmond and the Monkeys. Who was the Monkeys Davy Jones?

567
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 2: So I didn't know what gay was. I didn't know,

568
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 2: but I told my mother I'm going to marry Donny Osmon,

569
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 2: and here I am. I had a towel on my

570
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 2: head and our heels. They couldn't stop me. So they like,

571
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 2: when did you come out? Cosmo? I was never in right,

572
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 2: like I came strumming up, you know. But my father

573
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 2: was in the mob. So one day, my older brother's

574
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 2: playing basketball, so he's with all of his friends in Harlem, right,

575
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 2: so he's mortified that I'm gay, my older brother, you

576
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 2: know what I mean. My father was okay with it

577
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 2: because he knew I was going to be like somewhat

578
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 2: successful after the drug addiction, of course. But so I'm

579
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 2: in the park and I'm like Tommy, and I'm running

580
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 2: like a girl because I always wanted to run like this,

581
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,640
Speaker 2: you know, like my aunts, my mother's sisters. I thought it.

582
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 2: So I thought it was normal to run like this.

583
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 2: So anyway, Tommy comes home from playing basketball. He goes, Dad,

584
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 2: Cosmo embarrassed me on purpose. He acts like a fag

585
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 2: on purpose. I didn't act like a fag on purpose.

586
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 2: That's how I was, you know what I mean. I'm like, Tommy,

587
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 2: I was so happy, you know, it's being in the

588
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 2: park and I thought it was perfectly normal. So he goes,

589
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 2: how dare you embarrass your brother? So I got that

590
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 2: one beating like maybe he's not going to be gay anymore,

591
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. But I came out of

592
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 2: the fucking the beating like you know, you know what

593
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,119
Speaker 2: I mean, or.

594
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 1: Doing a runway more gay.

595
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,360
Speaker 2: So then my father told me. He goes, I work

596
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,679
Speaker 2: with a lot of gay people. I'm in the club scene.

597
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 2: He goes, I just don't want this life for you

598
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 2: because I think you're.

599
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 3: Going to be unhappy.

600
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 2: He goes, and I love you very much. So, long

601
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 2: story short, I became a hairdresser. I was the first

602
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 2: one to open my own business. So before he died,

603
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 2: he wanted me by his bed. So he always loved

604
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 2: and supported me.

605
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: That's great because it doesn't always work out that way. Yeah,

606
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: it doesn't a lot of people get rejected by their

607
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: There's so many tough Italian You're right, right, but even

608
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: in the South people getting thrown out.

609
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 2: Like if you see the all around the world, you

610
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 2: see mostly homeless gay people, you know in the streets,

611
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 2: it's because they were their parents didn't support them. So

612
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 2: I blamed the parents, I really do. That's why I

613
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 2: wish some people would come out, like big celebrities like

614
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 2: you know who and.

615
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 4: You know who?

616
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 1: Donald Trump is gay. They're saying, I like.

617
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 2: Trying this upside down, trying to upside down. We all

618
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 2: need anal bleaching. I agree.

619
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: I've said that a million times.

620
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 3: With Aridre with a recdre.

621
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: Now, I want to know why are you on cops.

622
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:21,199
Speaker 1: That's a bit of a bomb and I love that

623
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: you ever selling a perfume called my cunt. That's what

624
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 1: we have to put this image up on the fucking

625
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: he's serving. You're selling a signature cent called my cunt.

626
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: You know what? It's pretty and soft?

627
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 3: Yes?

628
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 2: Wow? Why you guys get wow? I sold out?

629
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 3: Yees?

630
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: I need I need something?

631
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 2: You want to smell Cosmos cut?

632
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: I want to smell Cosmo cuns. I never thought I did.

633
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 3: Now I do.

634
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 4: I always know.

635
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 2: I always knew I was on.

636
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: The fence, but now I'm now I'm no longer of fence.

637
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: I'm okay, So cops, we got to talk about why

638
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: are you on cops?

639
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 2: So I'm in LA. This is when I first come

640
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 2: to l A again, and I'm here for a few years,

641
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 2: and I go, let me go buy some drugs. So

642
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 2: I wear like this Adida sweatsuit and my twin brother

643
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 2: and a baseball hat. And I don't look like this

644
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 2: at all. I look like my twin brother, right, gonna

645
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 2: go bad neighborhood. So anyway, I'm a cat and Santa

646
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 2: Monica Boulevard there was the drug spot there, so there

647
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 2: I go. I'm buying drugs and then all of a

648
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 2: sudden they're like, you're on cops. And I turn around, right,

649
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 2: and it's me these two guys ready to go and

650
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 2: get our freak on and have fun. And I have

651
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 2: the drugs in my hand and I turn around and

652
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 2: the first year of cops in my face and twitch.

653
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 3: Fee for me.

654
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 2: Don't move, Okay?

655
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 3: All right?

656
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 6: Johnson from New York, how are you been out here?

657
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 6: You got your could you know anything shop or anything?

658
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 6: I'm gonna have myself on them. Well, I'm gonna cut

659
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 6: my cell phone and poke myself, you know. Okay, you

660
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 6: have identification or anything.

661
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 2: No idea.

662
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,719
Speaker 1: I just poked down here.

663
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 2: But I just got a job on no road.

664
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 3: Did you see? Yeah?

665
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 2: Where you live at? I'm staying with my mom at

666
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 2: w Hill. You're done over a new part of the neighborhood.

667
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 2: I was looking for my guy. Won't you to my favorite?

668
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 2: Once you step back?

669
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: Watch still, okay, and step one over here for me.

670
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 2: Okay, stand next to the wall here. And they're like,

671
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 2: we're gonna go see if you have a warrant, you know,

672
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 2: and then if you sign this release, we'll let you go.

673
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 2: So I had all cocaine crack in my mouth and

674
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 2: they're asking me questions and I'm praying that one don't

675
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 2: fall out right.

676
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 3: Right?

677
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 5: So anyway, So do they like arrest you, put you

678
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 5: in the car, and then have you sign a release.

679
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 2: And so they said, if you signed this release to

680
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 2: show your face on cops, we're gonna let you go

681
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 2: because I had a warrant. So otherwise they would have

682
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 2: set me in. I would have signed anything to go

683
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 2: smoke my coke and get away from them, right so,

684
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 2: and I'm like, it's not a thing, because who heard

685
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 2: of Cops? Nobody heard of A few weeks later, they're

686
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 2: calling me from New York because it's three hours difference there,

687
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 2: and they're like, I hear Cosmo in my living room.

688
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 2: I go, look at the TV. Cosmo's on Cops.

689
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 3: You know.

690
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 2: So they just kept on playing that episode. It was

691
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: the first year of Cops, but till this day. You know,

692
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 2: the repeats, what you gonna do when they come for you?

693
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 2: They keep on playing that fucking episode. Oh my god,

694
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 2: there's nothing I could do about it. I signed my

695
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 2: cunts away.

696
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: I absolutely that I was on to catch a predator.

697
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: I thought that those twelve year old girls won in

698
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: Mike's hard lemonade, and I was wrong.

699
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 4: I always feel bad for the guy.

700
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: I feel a little bit better.

701
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 4: I always wantphile always.

702
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for pedophiles in general.

703
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 2: But on the show, so we're kind of like, well,

704
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 2: not give.

705
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 4: Him a breaker.

706
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: I'm like Georgia side.

707
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 3: A little bit.

708
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: You know, he's all big stuff. Because the other side

709
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: of it is the Chris Hansen Nazi guy and then

710
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: this fascistic swat team that comes in, You're like, I

711
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: don't really like a fascistic swat team either, like police

712
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: power destroying. Yeah for lower class guy, that feels weird too,

713
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: But I can't fuck kids, I got it. Yeah, there's

714
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: no way.

715
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 4: My heart always goes out to the guys on that.

716
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 2: It's overkilled, like yeah, devastating. Yeah that's kind of how

717
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 2: I was, you know. So yeah that's what happens, you know.

718
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 2: And these fucking shows they set you up. You know

719
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 2: what celebrities have you worked with? So I work with

720
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 2: and Sank back in the day. I made them the

721
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 2: first outfits they have a performed. Really, they came in

722
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:57,479
Speaker 2: with them.

723
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 1: You need your own museum.

724
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 2: Remember the manager that they fired, Yeah, the freak. Yeah,

725
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 2: So he came in with them and they wanted my

726
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 2: outfits and he didn't want to pay for them because

727
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 2: they were kind of pricey. So I had like Nikki

728
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 2: six in my outfits back in the day.

729
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: You know, we did Motley Crue.

730
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 2: I did Motley Crue.

731
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: Now, all your connections through your dad's restaurant, how did

732
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: you know so into the pipeline of it's celebrity in

733
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: l A.

734
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 2: Just opening a store in Melrose, Ye opening and you

735
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 2: have good taste and I have them.

736
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: You'll see you made things well and you have good taste.

737
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,479
Speaker 2: Yeah. So the word was out. There was a big bus.

738
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 2: There's this queen on Melrose.

739
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: And your charisma, you know, and you personable.

740
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there was a vibe.

741
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: You know, I think you should run for mayor of

742
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: Los Angeles to do it. I'm gonna be honest with you.

743
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 2: You know, I just got into proclamation. Did you hear

744
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 2: about that?

745
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 1: What is that? Like the emancipation proclaim? It's Queen of

746
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: Melrose day or so?

747
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 2: Now the mayor of West Hollywood gave me a proclamation

748
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 2: like the Keys to the city a few weeks ago.

749
00:33:59,240 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: What is it? Unlock?

750
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 2: You know, it's just like basically maybe a free gym

751
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,720
Speaker 2: membership at the new gym.

752
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: Why don't you run for mayor or something?

753
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 4: Run for something?

754
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: You never know something city council.

755
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 2: Never know what's going to happen. I mean, like I

756
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 2: went on the internet to sell address and here I

757
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,839
Speaker 2: am getting like sitting with you right now in your

758
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 2: podcast super Fans. They just flew me. They just slew

759
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 2: me to New York to do a huge brand deal

760
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 2: for boys smell so it's a candle. Luxury canoys. Smell

761
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 2: boys smell google it luxury candles. Right, they have a

762
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 2: locker room candle. Yes, and they have like a like

763
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 2: smelly nuts candle and all that. Anyway, Jesus, So they

764
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 2: flew me there for like three days, and I'm going

765
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:55,800
Speaker 2: to be on the billboard Christmas, on the digital billboard,

766
00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 2: like pinch me, pinch me, you deserve it. She went

767
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 2: from Burns said, come on, so it's a moment. That's

768
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 2: why I cried a little when you said something good,

769
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,879
Speaker 2: because it really is a pinch me moment. I never

770
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 2: thought this was happening, Like you're so bad leg really

771
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 2: behind a jumpster, like down you're a star.

772
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: It's so charismatic and likable and down to earth that

773
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: easy to work with.

774
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 3: Thank you.

775
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,760
Speaker 1: Come on, have you ever eaten ass?

776
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 2: You know what?

777
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 1: I don't eat ass anymore because this guy's dick was

778
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: so big and he was so like impossible.

779
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 4: What is it about the ass that makes you know?

780
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 2: It was really hard? Why not.

781
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 3: Down there?

782
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 2: Help yourself, help yourself to the go down. Isn't it

783
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 2: amazing that it's the best feeling.

784
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 1: She's a bit of a freak.

785
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's move forward.

786
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: Let's I want to change it. So joke, let's change this.

787
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 4: It's about you. This is your show.

788
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what's the worst gig you ever had? What's

789
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: the biggest bomb? Bomb at a fashion show or a

790
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: storf went under because you had a shady business partner,

791
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: or some celebrity fucking lashed out at you because you

792
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 1: fucked something up. So you guys, the biggest bomb?

793
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 2: You guys know all for one? They sing that song,

794
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 2: I swear that's my rio profile song.

795
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 1: We can't afford this part of the body.

796
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 3: I love you.

797
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: And give me those poppers.

798
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.

799
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 2: I want to stick them on my whole right now.

800
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: So anyway, you're working for them.

801
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: So I did their tuxedos for the Miss America pageant

802
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 2: and look New Jersey.

803
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: You got some high steaks gigs.

804
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 2: I did a lot of pressure. I did a lot

805
00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 2: of good.

806
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: It's more pressure than people think. It's fun, but it's stress.

807
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:01,919
Speaker 2: It's a lot.

808
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 1: Yes, the Queen was like, yeah, yeah, but I really

809
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 1: love that.

810
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 2: A little bit about that. So but I really love

811
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 2: what I did, and that's what I came here for.

812
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 2: I came here to cut hair. But I cut somebody's

813
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 2: ear low bof and I when it was high on crack.

814
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 4: So that's wait, we're going to take a couple of stories.

815
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 2: So my father was all hooked up, so he carried

816
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 2: the lead on that one. He had me and he goes,

817
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 2: when you come out here, I'm going to put you

818
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 2: in the salon. I'm telling you, Sarah Fawcet Liz tell

819
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,879
Speaker 2: her you're going to be hooked up. This is when

820
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 2: they get their hairds on its tailor and Sunst Boulevard.

821
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,919
Speaker 2: So I come out here, I go to somebody's house.

822
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 2: So she wants a bob can you I'm so partying.

823
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:51,959
Speaker 2: I'm wired right?

824
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: Can you tell us who it is?

825
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 2: Slaps? Thank god?

826
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: Barbara streisup.

827
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,919
Speaker 2: This was She's not a celebrity, but she was beautiful girl,

828
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 2: you know, and until your mutilated party girl. So her

829
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 2: hair was so thick and I'm like, girl, you have

830
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 2: thick hair. Girl cracked out, Why is it that dick?

831
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:15,240
Speaker 2: So I go cut it in the mirror. She's crying

832
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:19,919
Speaker 2: and I'm like, why are you crying's saying cut my ear?

833
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 2: Oh you come in so anyone I went, no, I did,

834
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 2: there's no blood and it was just such a clean cut.

835
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 2: And then when I went like this, like blood came out.

836
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, that's my career as

837
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 2: a hairdresser. Like I was devastating. It was like the

838
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,479
Speaker 2: another horror movie, Terrifire Part four.

839
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,439
Speaker 4: Did the lobe come off?

840
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 2: No? No, it was cut. But thank god she didn't

841
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 2: sue me, and sheches she loved her haircut. By the way,

842
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 2: I was like that Bob, I was like, shaved on

843
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 2: one side. I was like, she loved it.

844
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 1: That's a mombb. She did have to get stitches. Th oh,

845
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 1: but we're still friends to this day. So what's the

846
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 1: worst bomb gig? The worst gig you've had? You're all

847
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: for one, a swear you're putting the tuxedos on them

848
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 1: by the Moon and this guy, and then what happened

849
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: the tuxedos were they.

850
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 2: Were asking Miss America and New Jersey and I made

851
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 2: them these beautiful car wash tuxedos. Right, this is the

852
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 2: first big gig I got. It was all for one. Yeah,

853
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 2: and then after so you're nervous, you're it was like

854
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 2: instinct came in and oh boy man, it was a

855
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 2: big break because of them, right, they were so big anyway,

856
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 2: they called me up. They're like Cosmo, the manager calls me.

857
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do, Like all the buttons

858
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 2: are popping off the tuxedo as shit fuck Like mortified,

859
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 2: I'm like, do they have they gotta have a seamstress,

860
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 2: Miss America. I'm like, do they have somebody there?

861
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 3: Yeah?

862
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 2: They do, they do, they do, but we just want

863
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 2: to tell you. Like it was, they were all kind

864
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 2: of like the buttons were falling off, you know. So

865
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, when they come home, I'm never gonna make

866
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 2: clothes for them again.

867
00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:58,919
Speaker 3: Ever.

868
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 2: I was so devastated, you know what I mean. And

869
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 2: then were fine, we're good. Could you make these for me?

870
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 2: This little you know? And then I was like after that,

871
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,399
Speaker 2: that was when all the boy bands came to me.

872
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 2: Brittany came to me. Uh in sank. They all want

873
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 2: to know who's this queen a Melrose doing all these

874
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 2: fabulous things?

875
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 3: Right?

876
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 1: What was the worst job you ever had? What was

877
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: the biggest asshole boss you ever worked for? Just like

878
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 1: a devastating job, like before hair.

879
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 2: Before hair, I kind of worked in an insurance company,

880
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 2: like I tried to do behind the desk if wanted

881
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 2: blow my mind out and I couldn't do it. I

882
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 2: don't think that's I don't think that's your coup of tea.

883
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,479
Speaker 2: So I said, I got to be real creative, real quick.

884
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 2: I got to think of something.

885
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 1: And then what was it like working for Shaquille O'Neil,

886
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: Because that's a big guy. Okay, so did you see

887
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 1: his cock through his bands?

888
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 2: You know what? He did? Answer the door because I

889
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 2: had to go to Jimmy Kimmel.

890
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: Do you think he's got a big fucking hog or.

891
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I heard some stories he's got

892
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 2: to be a fun and I heard some stories. Well,

893
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 2: if your proportion, your size is twenty four foot, right,

894
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,240
Speaker 2: it's gotta be a this guy's fucking nine feet tall.

895
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: It's gotta be like baseball bat. No, you know, I'm

896
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: were you were you fitting him and you were kind

897
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: of touching around, I know.

898
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 2: A penis enlargement doctor. He says. The biggest clients hell

899
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,760
Speaker 2: he has is the NFL.

900
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: Because they got to weirdly have small dicks.

901
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 2: You know, because it's like the whole myth, like, yeah,

902
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 2: you got to have.

903
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: Like you know, but that's I heard.

904
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 2: That's a lot of men aren't proportions. So I don't know.

905
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 2: And I heard good, good stories about Shack and I heard,

906
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 2: you know, bad stories, So I don't know. But he's

907
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 2: did answer the door in his underwear and he looked

908
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 2: really good, like I was hoping, like I would be

909
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 2: the snack that I was hoping.

910
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: Do you think some of those basketball players are on

911
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: the down loan and they have like.

912
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 2: I think little boy toys? Ninety percent of them.

913
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: Are ninety percent of them have a little boy Yeah, yeah,

914
00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 1: I think so little side.

915
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 2: Especially now if you watch YouTube, they're all coming out

916
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 2: it's okay. You know the rappers that say you're a faggie,

917
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 2: you're faggy, you're the first one in the alley. Yeah,

918
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 2: they're taking it at the bottoms.

919
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's.

920
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 2: All out there.

921
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, so yeah, that's

922
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: all there. And what about Big FRIEDA. I love Big FRIEDA.

923
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 2: Big FRIEDA.

924
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: She did my birthday party, she did my show.

925
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 2: She's my sister. I love Big FRIEDA. Well, she comes

926
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 2: in here. We totally hang out. Yes, we have a

927
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 2: great time. We go to the Shake Shock. She loves

928
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 2: to Shake Shock.

929
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: They have the New Orleans. Yeah, yeah, she's good people. Yeah. Yeah,

930
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: and Meghan the Stallion. You got to do doja cat?

931
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: Fucking Beyonce. These are big clients. What do you do

932
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: for all the Nicki Minaj, Gwen Stefani.

933
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 2: So Beyonce back in the day, she comes in?

934
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: Who was the biggest diva pain in the ass? That

935
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 1: fucking lit you a new one?

936
00:42:58,719 --> 00:42:58,919
Speaker 4: Yeah?

937
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: Did you ever have have j Low? Because I heard

938
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 1: she's a fucking pill Madonna? Tell me about Madonnas.

939
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 2: She's not very nice? Oh really, it wasn't.

940
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: She was rude to I still love her and Roquel Welch.

941
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: I still love them both. You know what, you know,

942
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,240
Speaker 1: if you're that up at that echelon.

943
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 2: I wouldn't expect anything less from the both of them,

944
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 2: because I know they're both fucking divers. But they were

945
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,919
Speaker 2: both just really fucking bitches, you know, And I kind

946
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 2: of like them more after that because I'm like, that's

947
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 2: exactly what I expect.

948
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 1: Were they being rude to you directly? Like give me

949
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: a little exit?

950
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 2: Is like, no get away from me. I don't want that.

951
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 2: No pictures to my friend. She comes to Melrose right

952
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 2: and you know what you just got signed? She's Madonna.

953
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 2: She just did borderline and all that. Back in the

954
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 2: days she first she was an instant cun Yeah. Yeah,

955
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 2: and everybody knows about it.

956
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 3: You know.

957
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

958
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: So she came home and mellowed out.

959
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 2: I think after the kids, like and I went to

960
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 2: a concert, and I just seem like a different Madonna.

961
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: I think the kids change your perspective.

962
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 3: They changed little.

963
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: They make you not so worried about the small things.

964
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

965
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: Deontay Wilder, Okay, so he said you lost him the fight.

966
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: This is what so can I give a little So

967
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: Deontay Wilder very famous boxer. He fights Tyson Fury, another

968
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: one of the best heavyweights in the world. There's two Titans, right,

969
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: These guys are gigantic too. Of the best boxers in

970
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: the world. Tyson Fury has a little bit better strategy.

971
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: He knows defense, he knows how to funck with Deontay.

972
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,839
Speaker 1: Deontay just has this mega punch wherever he lands at

973
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: your toast. So you do the crazy helmet he wore

974
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: for that fight. For their final fight.

975
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 2: I did five fights.

976
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,919
Speaker 1: You did five fights previous, but you did the final fight.

977
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: You did the final fight with Tyson Fury. Correct, I

978
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: did the fight. So he hires. You doesn't final fight.

979
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: You can make up this crazy thing. You know. These

980
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: guys have a big, flashy Liberaci entrance. Tyson Fury's coming

981
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: out like a king. He looks like the fucking King

982
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 1: of Hearts or whatever it looks.

983
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 2: But it looked like party city. Yeah, I was cheap.

984
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 1: Doge's wallder was had a much more creative outfit, but

985
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: he had a heavy he says he had a heavy helmets.

986
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: Like you know what you do. You test a helmet on,

987
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,439
Speaker 1: you test, you do a fitting before you do any

988
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: any performance. There's tests, there's makeup tests, there's there's hair tests,

989
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: and you put on your outfit. There's a fitting and

990
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: you see what's comfortable. It's not what you like. You

991
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: take pictures of it. You have time to decide. You

992
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: don't put it on on the day right before you

993
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 1: go out there and complain about it. So it's a

994
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 1: little bit of bullshit. And the guy lost look so

995
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: he puts on the he put and I met him

996
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: on an airplane. It is very nice, but he's got the

997
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: scariest punch in the world.

998
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 2: He's a sweetheart, you know what I mean. He's a

999
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 2: big old ham. He loves clothes. He loves fashion. Yeah,

1000
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 2: absolutely beautiful. Yeah, he's a runway.

1001
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 3: You know.

1002
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 2: I Lovedionce. He got really close with fiance. But that

1003
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 2: particular fight, we planned the outfit like six months before.

1004
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 2: He goes that one.

1005
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,399
Speaker 1: This is a fight where millions of people worldwide. Wi yeah, yeah,

1006
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: a million people. Yeah.

1007
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,280
Speaker 2: He goes, I want something really menacing for this fight.

1008
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 2: He said, well, okay, we're gonna make her for you.

1009
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 2: He goes, Money's no objects. We did this fucking amazing outfit.

1010
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 2: Did you guys see it? You saw it? It looks

1011
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:06,879
Speaker 2: like something out of a back Yeah.

1012
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1013
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 2: So it was voted the best ring walk outfit and

1014
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,280
Speaker 2: boxing history.

1015
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks incredible.

1016
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 2: Okay, but the Caesars Palace didn't close the lights. Otherwise

1017
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 2: you would have seen laser beams coming out of it.

1018
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 2: So they fucked up with the lights. We did a

1019
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: dress rehearsal the day before. You're so right. He tried

1020
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 2: it on in the hotel room with Caesars Palace. We

1021
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 2: did everything fit. It wasn't too heavy. He loved the outfit.

1022
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 2: The day of the fight, I go in the locker

1023
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 2: room and he's in there, and he's not himself. I

1024
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 2: think fury got in his head because when you go

1025
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 2: to Vegas, you see Fury, Fury, Fury on every hotel.

1026
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 2: So you know what I mean.

1027
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 1: And that's what Mike Tyson said in his documentary, He goes,

1028
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: boxing is all psychological. Yeah, he goes, I could beat

1029
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: up a guy twice my size, and a guy half

1030
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 1: my size could beat the shit out of me. It's

1031
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: all psychological. You have a bad day, you're fucking in

1032
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: your head. Every fight I w with he's all happy. Look,

1033
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He won a few of

1034
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,879
Speaker 1: them with me. The outfits were amazing. He didn't look

1035
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: like party City anymore. His girlfriend Kelly, you know Telly.

1036
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,720
Speaker 1: So anyway, she's the one who brought him in the store.

1037
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 1: You know, she's my boyfriend's a fighter. This is what

1038
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 1: he's wearing. And I'm like, oh, she was the connector.

1039
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,399
Speaker 1: She had the stop like is he really wearing that?

1040
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 1: That looks like party City? Right right?

1041
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 2: And you know she goes and this guy's fighting the best.

1042
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 2: What could you do? We did five outfits, then cut

1043
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 2: to we got this outfit okay, beautiful black. You know

1044
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 2: he tries it on the day before like practice, loves it.

1045
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 2: The next day is the fight. I walk in the

1046
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 2: locker room. He's not Deontay, He's not even there. He's like,

1047
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,240
Speaker 2: and I'm like, Deontay, are you all right? It's cars

1048
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 2: like are you okay?

1049
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 3: You know?

1050
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 2: Yea, like something happened to him, right, So, and he's

1051
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 2: got all these yes men around him, you know, but

1052
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 2: nobody's like, come and sit down, let's pray, let's meditate,

1053
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 2: let's do you know whatever to get you snap out

1054
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 2: of it. You're fighting fury, right, So then I go

1055
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 2: and we walk out. It's Black History Month for real, okay, okay,

1056
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 2: So we had this whole thing going on. It was

1057
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 2: like amazing. And then he goes, let's walk out and

1058
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 2: then he goes Cosmo. So he goes walk out with me.

1059
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 2: So I'm dressed with now you're in there, I'm walking

1060
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 2: out with Giance. He goes, I want Cosmo. Yeah, like

1061
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 2: you know, we really got closed, you know what I mean?

1062
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 2: So anyway, I'm like i gotta walk. So we walk

1063
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 2: out and then all of a sudden, I'm like, okay,

1064
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 2: I'm walking with Giance. Bitches okay, and I hear fuck

1065
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 2: you yeah, like there was going They were all shouting

1066
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 2: Fury here we curey. I'm like, we're gonna get I'm

1067
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 2: gonna somebody's gonna throw a fucking me, you know what

1068
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 2: I mean. I thought it was gonna be all g

1069
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 2: It was just a nightmare. It was a nightmare. Some

1070
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 2: like as soon as we hit uh, Caesar's powers cursed.

1071
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 2: So I go sit down and my beat in my seat.

1072
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,720
Speaker 2: Siance goes to fight and then all of a sudden,

1073
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 2: I'm like, God, this guy's getting like a rag doll.

1074
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 3: That fight.

1075
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 2: I could not.

1076
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: Believe it, but there was. I'll tell you, I'm not

1077
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 1: a boxing expert, but Tyson Fury went into that fight

1078
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: because they fought before, and Deontay knocked him down right,

1079
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: and the guy's like Frankenstein. He got back up from

1080
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: the heart punch of the way right. Getting punched by

1081
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,839
Speaker 1: Deontay's like getting hit with a fucking metal baseball bat,

1082
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, like a bat to the skull.

1083
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 1: So the fact that Tyson Fury got up from the

1084
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: first fight is insane, Right, he did a thing. He

1085
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: went into that with a strategy specifically for Deontay Wilder,

1086
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 1: because he knows Deontay is all about that punch. He's

1087
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: not about defense. He's not about other skills. He's just like,

1088
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: if you get hit by that punch, your fuck So Tyson,

1089
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 1: if you watch again, Tyson, Fury is constantly just holding

1090
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: onto him and draining his energy, energy, draining his energy,

1091
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,280
Speaker 1: draining his energy. So by the whatever fifth or sixth round,

1092
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: then he starts fucking dging him up, and Deontay doesn't

1093
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 1: have the energy left to do his signature fucking Mortal

1094
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Speaker 1: Kombat punch. So he really Tyson went into that fight

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00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: really kind of educated and had a customized attack for

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00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: that specific fighter, and that's what fucked him up. The

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00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 1: guy through the Yeah, but most fighters when they fight Deante,

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00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: they just are shitting and pissing their pants and they

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00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: get hit by that one. Right, But he doesn't have

1100
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: a good defense. He doesn't have He just knows how

1101
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 1: to fucking.

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00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:24,720
Speaker 2: Nail you that well. He was a better fighter.

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00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 1: But I didn't like that they blamed it on you

1104
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 1: and that mask that that you created for him. Give

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00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: me a break. It's up to the fighter to fight,

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00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: it's up to the athlete to perform. Thank you for that,

1107
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: And he was up against one of the toughest I

1108
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: wake up right and give me you death threats.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was bad. Well, he's a scapegoat. He lost

1110
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Speaker 2: the fight because of his outfit.

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00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: That's all legle, that's fragile mail ego.

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00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 2: He can't take the truth came out. Who's that sportscaster

1113
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 2: from New York. He goes, he didn't lose the fight

1114
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 2: for the fucking outfit. He just got his ass, motherfucking

1115
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 2: go Okay, he was not prepared for that fight. Don't

1116
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 2: blame that fucking designer. And then on the cover I

1117
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 2: think of La Times was like the outfit one. Yeah,

1118
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 2: there you go. Loss. So I'm waiting for Deyonce's phone call.

1119
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, Deyonce, why'd you throw me under the bus?

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm pissed right because, he goes, You'll be

1121
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 2: with me forever. Cosmo Beyonce said the same thing. So

1122
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 2: I finally I'm at the Daia and me and my

1123
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 2: business partner were pissed off. We're like, why do you

1124
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 2: do that to us? He goes, Guys, I am so sorry.

1125
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 2: He goes it was FaceTime. He goes, it wasn't me.

1126
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 2: It was my coach who wanted who blamed you? It

1127
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 2: got out there with social media. He goes, Cosmo, You're

1128
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 2: going to be with me to the end. But that

1129
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 2: was the end. It was, and then he fought again.

1130
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 2: I made the outfit again. I blessed it from African

1131
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 2: uh we did these beans from Africa. Really got into it.

1132
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: And then he just like he started losing losing.

1133
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, it got really bad.

1134
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 2: It's actually I got more publicity from Deioncey. But Shaq

1135
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:11,320
Speaker 2: called me from beyond Deoncey. He goes, whatever you made Deioncey,

1136
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 2: could you make me something? So he called me FaceTime

1137
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:15,919
Speaker 2: and I answered the phone. I'm like, oh my god,

1138
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:19,839
Speaker 2: it's Shack. Yeah, he goes, Cosmo, he goes, I got

1139
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 2: your number from Deyoncey. Could you hook me up? And

1140
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 2: then I started making clothes for a Shack.

1141
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 1: Okay, this is my final question because I have to

1142
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,399
Speaker 1: go to the airport. Can you style me the next

1143
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: time I do a red carpet. I would love to

1144
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 1: name your price. Yeah, I would love to name your price.

1145
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 1: We'll talk, we'll talk, we'll talk in the dress someone

1146
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: with the glory whole Okay, perfect.

1147
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 2: I would love to style you.

1148
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: I'll put it on now, I'll put it on that.

1149
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: But then I gotta go to the airport. Okay, you guys,

1150
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 1: I could talk to you all this and I just

1151
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 1: got you aimingful for me to walk away from this

1152
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 1: because I can talk to you all day. She's got

1153
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:52,760
Speaker 1: to pay.

1154
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 2: You gotta pay. Then he get the car.

1155
00:52:54,800 --> 00:53:00,080
Speaker 1: I gotta pa the Queen of Melrose aka Cosmo Lo mean.

1156
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,320
Speaker 3: I'll be with Arikre.

1157
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,720
Speaker 1: All right, listen up, we got some disposal for you.

1158
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: Got a burning story that you're itching to tell about

1159
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 1: when you bombed or absolutely failed in life. Now's your

1160
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 1: chance to tell me all about it, Mabel. I want

1161
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:21,399
Speaker 1: to hear your worst, most cringe worthy what the fuck

1162
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 1: was I thinking? What just happened moment? So pick up

1163
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: your phone and dial seven one six Bombing. That's seven

1164
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:31,719
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1165
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: leave me a voicemail and we might just.

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Speaker 2: Play it on a future episode.

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