WEBVTT - BONUS: Snake Confessions with Jim Jefferies

0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.720
<v Speaker 1>This vander Pump Rules. That's on the TV throw back.

0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:06.840
<v Speaker 2>That's a that's the old I always used to think

0:00:06.880 --> 0:00:08.680
<v Speaker 2>it was like a holiday, young people trying to shag

0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:10.920
<v Speaker 2>each other, and then an elderly woman walking gog what

0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:12.000
<v Speaker 2>you kids like?

0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:15.920
<v Speaker 1>And then that's literally you.

0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Show boy, stop it, get along.

0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the bonus episode of the Give Them All

0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:31.319
<v Speaker 1>A Podcast, we have your favorite comedian, Jim Jeffries. I

0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:33.720
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I'm I'm glad I didn't work out today.

0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:36.600
<v Speaker 1>I know it sounds cheesy, but literally my stomach cards.

0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:39.040
<v Speaker 1>So thank you for that because I I've been needing

0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:41.199
<v Speaker 1>my cup to be filled and you did that anyway.

0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:43.640
<v Speaker 2>No, what makes me laugh. That's why I've got a belly.

0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:46.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry.

0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:49.400
<v Speaker 2>You doing right with me a bit more. I'll get better.

0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:55.720
<v Speaker 2>You're not an ad workout. You can work me cobs,

0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.200
<v Speaker 2>so I like that.

0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:01.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't I can get you to do that.

0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:06.399
<v Speaker 2>I say something you got away with that.

0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:15.760
<v Speaker 1>On the topic of you hosting The Snake on Fox

0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:19.640
<v Speaker 1>and it's also streaming on Hulu Tuesdays. I love by

0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:21.760
<v Speaker 1>the way, YEP comes out on Tuesdays and again you

0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:25.200
<v Speaker 1>can stream it stream it Wednesdays Yeah, that's where I

0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:26.440
<v Speaker 1>go because I'm a binge watcher.

0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:29.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, me too. For the writings is better if

0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:31.280
<v Speaker 2>they watch you have any thing, But I'm a uli.

0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:34.320
<v Speaker 2>You can watch it in a few episodes at a time.

0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:35.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah.

0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:37.560
<v Speaker 4>And I can't be left on like that cliffhanger for

0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:37.959
<v Speaker 4>a week.

0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:42.480
<v Speaker 2>It's sometimes when you go back to regular TV, you

0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:45.960
<v Speaker 2>can't time your ships, can you know? You know what

0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:47.680
<v Speaker 2>I mean? Like I used to be able to time

0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:51.680
<v Speaker 2>an advert break, but I've lost that skill. I've lost

0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:53.680
<v Speaker 2>that skill. I come back, I'm like, who's the snake?

0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:54.919
<v Speaker 2>Missed everything?

0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:01.760
<v Speaker 4>Miss Like when you're back in the day, when like

0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:04.440
<v Speaker 4>the break was going, somebody went into the kitchen.

0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:06.520
<v Speaker 3>It makes negs somebody was peeing, and then you just.

0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:09.200
<v Speaker 2>Hear it's back, and then you.

0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:13.840
<v Speaker 3>Don't even wipe that well and then give you.

0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:16.480
<v Speaker 2>Then give you a little recap after the ad because

0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:20.480
<v Speaker 2>your might have forgotten something. What's happened just about two

0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.720
<v Speaker 2>minutes ago? They said this thing that you listened to already,

0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:24.120
<v Speaker 2>we gotta say it again, brilliant.

0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:30.280
<v Speaker 1>With all of the things that become easier, it actually

0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:33.960
<v Speaker 1>becomes more complex. True, That's what I'm saying. So I

0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:37.480
<v Speaker 1>asked my friends on Instagram to tell us a time

0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:39.800
<v Speaker 1>that they've had to do something snaky, tell a lie

0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:43.760
<v Speaker 1>to get ahead. Now I'm going to tell you a

0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:46.280
<v Speaker 1>time that I lied to get something that I wanted.

0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:50.360
<v Speaker 1>It is not good. So I have this dog, Lily,

0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:54.080
<v Speaker 1>and we ordered an uber and I didn't realize that

0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.960
<v Speaker 1>the uber did not allow dogs in their uber. So

0:02:57.000 --> 0:02:59.400
<v Speaker 1>it was me and two friends and the dog. And

0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:02.760
<v Speaker 1>when he arrives, he tells me, no dog, I have

0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:07.840
<v Speaker 1>sunglasses on. So I pretended to be blind and Lily

0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:11.680
<v Speaker 1>was my seeing eye dog. I was drinking. I was

0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:12.560
<v Speaker 1>drinking heavily.

0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:14.280
<v Speaker 2>Rich would have added to it because you would have

0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:16.040
<v Speaker 2>bumped into things totally.

0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:16.720
<v Speaker 3>You're playing the part.

0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, it was very believable. I feel very guilty. I

0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:21.880
<v Speaker 1>did talk about it when I got sober on things

0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.480
<v Speaker 1>that I did intoxicated that I was not proud of.

0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:29.240
<v Speaker 2>Now did you did you do blind esque things? Like?

0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:32.320
<v Speaker 2>It made me felt so the drive or what what

0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:33.240
<v Speaker 2>ethnicity was? He?

0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:35.440
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't even tell you, Well, you were.

0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:39.520
<v Speaker 2>Blind, very good, You're very good, very good. That's how

0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:43.240
<v Speaker 2>this game, that's how you win this game. Like like

0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:44.880
<v Speaker 2>I was going to suggest, like if he was a

0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:48.200
<v Speaker 2>white guy. Listen, African American man and then you go on,

0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:49.960
<v Speaker 2>this woman's definitely blind.

0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:52.160
<v Speaker 1>And maybe.

0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.480
<v Speaker 2>You can't tell from the voice, but he raises my

0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:04.640
<v Speaker 2>wife terribly from the voice.

0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:07.520
<v Speaker 3>I have to live with that, I guess.

0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:11.160
<v Speaker 2>Close close your eyes now, I'm going to talk to you.

0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:13.119
<v Speaker 2>How are you going? Are you going good?

0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:19.080
<v Speaker 1>What? What color am I?

0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:22.360
<v Speaker 2>You're wrong? I I have bits of Scottish in me.

0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:28.720
<v Speaker 2>I have some irisky. I'm a white guy, yeah.

0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:29.000
<v Speaker 3>Very Caucasian.

0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:30.920
<v Speaker 1>How do you feel on a level of one to

0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:32.600
<v Speaker 1>ten about my snake skills?

0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:39.000
<v Speaker 2>That that is pretty underhanded being blind? I'll tell you. Okay,

0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:40.640
<v Speaker 2>do you know the commedian Jimmy Carr?

0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:43.080
<v Speaker 1>No? Do you Jimmy?

0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:45.680
<v Speaker 3>If I were to see so many he's the English guy.

0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:49.200
<v Speaker 2>He speaks like this, I don't know, and he does

0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:50.960
<v Speaker 2>a lot of the races. Jimmy is one of my

0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:53.719
<v Speaker 2>very good friends. We just toured Canada together where we

0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:55.960
<v Speaker 2>did a double headline thing. We did like arenas or

0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:58.520
<v Speaker 2>ice hockey arenas and stuff. Because he's on a lot

0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:00.560
<v Speaker 2>of British TV, which is having Canada and of stuff.

0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:03.839
<v Speaker 2>Jimmy's a roast comic right and he's sitting in the plane.

0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:05.800
<v Speaker 2>He's like in a two sitting on the plane, and

0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:09.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm behind him right, and each person who walks, I'm like,

0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.080
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, Jimmy cah, Oh my god, Jimmy cah,

0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:13.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Jimmy came and meets him and then

0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:16.000
<v Speaker 2>comes down and sits next to him. Is a blind woman.

0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.720
<v Speaker 2>So the only person on the plane who doesn't know

0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:21.240
<v Speaker 2>who he is sits down next to him. She's got

0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:23.359
<v Speaker 2>a guy dog and she gets in like this, and

0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:25.120
<v Speaker 2>I see him actually turn through it and he goes.

0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.599
<v Speaker 2>She goes, what breed of dog is that? And she goes, Oh,

0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:32.279
<v Speaker 2>it's a She goes, it's a German shepherd. He goes,

0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:39.280
<v Speaker 2>is that what they told you? He's always funny and

0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:42.520
<v Speaker 2>she laughed. But I thought to myself, we're bout me

0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:45.599
<v Speaker 2>in a three hour flight. That's a risky fucking joke

0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:49.599
<v Speaker 2>if it doesn't land early on. But then you know

0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:51.760
<v Speaker 2>what you do. You just go, I'm gonna go sit

0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:55.480
<v Speaker 2>in another seat and you go clip clock like that,

0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:00.080
<v Speaker 2>and then he shut.

0:05:59.839 --> 0:06:03.920
<v Speaker 3>The If there's one thing I learned, you have to

0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:07.560
<v Speaker 3>say it wind loser. Maybe it has to be said.

0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:09.760
<v Speaker 2>So good you did good.

0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:10.960
<v Speaker 1>It was a good one.

0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:14.160
<v Speaker 2>I think it was good. But what if they recognized you.

0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:16.479
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't on TV at that point in time.

0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh, nor would you be with that information?

0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:22.039
<v Speaker 1>I would not. It would have been canceled before I

0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:22.360
<v Speaker 1>even know.

0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:24.280
<v Speaker 2>How old were you when you were the blonde go

0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:28.000
<v Speaker 2>with the twenty three so you were main to the disabled.

0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Next, have you ever lied about something to get ahead teach?

0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:35.520
<v Speaker 3>Me and Aaron when we had our painting company.

0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh what did you do?

0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:39.000
<v Speaker 4>We lied and said we'd been in business for over

0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:41.159
<v Speaker 4>five years so we could do the parade of homes.

0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:43.159
<v Speaker 3>Oh do I regret it?

0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:45.560
<v Speaker 2>Not at all? Oh. I definitely lie when I moved

0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:47.480
<v Speaker 2>to England about how much stand up comedy I've done

0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:49.840
<v Speaker 2>so I could see it some more open because it

0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:51.400
<v Speaker 2>was back in the days before the internet. I was

0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:55.679
<v Speaker 2>like a huge commit give me a bit of stage

0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:57.640
<v Speaker 2>time as long as I had the business. The lie

0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:00.279
<v Speaker 2>that I always think about in my life is, and

0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:04.200
<v Speaker 2>of course I'm like several times and you know everyone has.

0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:07.839
<v Speaker 2>But there was one for my childhood where there was

0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:11.160
<v Speaker 2>there was transformers. There was these two transformers actually machine

0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:13.800
<v Speaker 2>men back in the day, which is the knockoff version

0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:17.560
<v Speaker 2>of transformers. They were competing transformers versus machine. My mother

0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:22.120
<v Speaker 2>brought my brother a train that converted into a man,

0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:24.520
<v Speaker 2>and I had a motorcycle where the arms moved down

0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:27.400
<v Speaker 2>and the blad and you put the tire in. I

0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:30.200
<v Speaker 2>was in the I had the toy and I just

0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:32.360
<v Speaker 2>had it, and I had it for about ten minutes.

0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:34.880
<v Speaker 2>I was trying to fit the wheeling and his arm

0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:36.920
<v Speaker 2>just snapped off like this, and I was like, oh,

0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:38.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm in a world of trouble. My mother was a

0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:40.520
<v Speaker 2>very angry person. We get very youngry. I was like,

0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:44.840
<v Speaker 2>oh no, little did I know as when I became

0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:46.480
<v Speaker 2>an adult, the toy that would have been worth like

0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:49.440
<v Speaker 2>ten bucks, right, but I thought I might as well

0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:53.440
<v Speaker 2>just throwing gold down the toilet, right, So I break

0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:55.520
<v Speaker 2>this thing and I'm just I'm just sitting in there panicking.

0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:59.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, fuck, I know, I'm in so much trouble.

0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:02.280
<v Speaker 2>And so I've gone and sat in my room. I'm

0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:05.960
<v Speaker 2>about I've about seven or something. My brother's maybe eleven

0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:08.520
<v Speaker 2>or something, and I'm sitting in my room just oh,

0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm understeing, knowing I'm going to get a whooping, right

0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:15.000
<v Speaker 2>I am, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get beaten for

0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:17.760
<v Speaker 2>this one, right, right, So I've broken this bucking thing

0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:20.240
<v Speaker 2>and I'm just sitting there. My brother comes in. He

0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:22.320
<v Speaker 2>comes in with his train because he just come home

0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:25.240
<v Speaker 2>from school, right. He comes in with the training, goes,

0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:29.480
<v Speaker 2>what one did you get? I got a train? What

0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:32.880
<v Speaker 2>one's your one? And I said, just get out of here,

0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:38.200
<v Speaker 2>just like you know, just get like this, And in

0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:43.760
<v Speaker 2>a split second, I just went like this, Mom, Scott

0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:49.079
<v Speaker 2>broke my toy. And I just said it. Scott broke

0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:51.400
<v Speaker 2>my toy. And he just looked at me like what

0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:54.560
<v Speaker 2>like that? Right? And I just looked at him and

0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:59.640
<v Speaker 2>just shrugged my shoulders. Here we go. He said he

0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:03.520
<v Speaker 2>hadn't done it, So Mom kept on hitting him because

0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:09.880
<v Speaker 2>he was lying. Mum kept on beating him up because

0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:16.360
<v Speaker 2>he was lying. And then and then Mum made him

0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:23.719
<v Speaker 2>give me his toy and apologize to me, right, and

0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:26.400
<v Speaker 2>he went, I'm really sorry for Frank. He got beaten

0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:30.920
<v Speaker 2>so much was he had to know he had to confess, right,

0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.679
<v Speaker 2>And he went there he gags, I'm sorry about this thing.

0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:39.640
<v Speaker 2>Say to this day, I can't fucking watch Transformers. My

0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:43.040
<v Speaker 2>son puts it on and I'm like, nah, I can't

0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.719
<v Speaker 2>like this. So for years and years I always have

0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:47.960
<v Speaker 2>a terrible conscience, and my years and years were watching

0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:52.920
<v Speaker 2>fressed up. I fashed up about four years later, or

0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:56.000
<v Speaker 2>maybe when I was like thirteen, I I I believe

0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:57.600
<v Speaker 2>the life. For years, I was like this, not you

0:09:57.760 --> 0:10:01.840
<v Speaker 2>broke it. And sometimes in so quieter moments, me and

0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:03.880
<v Speaker 2>my brother, who got along for the most part, we'd

0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:09.480
<v Speaker 2>be watching TV, and then you go, admit it. It's

0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:12.640
<v Speaker 2>just out of nowhere. You did this. You broke the

0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:17.640
<v Speaker 2>fucking transform broke it. Maybe it wasn't you, but it wasn't.

0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:27.920
<v Speaker 5>Maybe was asked, what toy you got, right?

0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:28.839
<v Speaker 1>Please? Right?

0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So I regret that. I regret that that was

0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:35.400
<v Speaker 2>a life lesson, though I haven't done that with another toy.

0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Since that's good, that's great, that is hysterical.

0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:43.040
<v Speaker 2>At least I didn't act like I was fucking disabled,

0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.600
<v Speaker 2>swings aroundabouts, fucking I'm not a terrible person.

0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:53.560
<v Speaker 3>You did get your brother, yeah, like anybody.

0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.920
<v Speaker 2>He got me in trouble several He did similar the

0:10:55.960 --> 0:11:01.040
<v Speaker 2>things several times over the years, but he hadn't well.

0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:03.360
<v Speaker 2>A lot of the times he did in the future,

0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:07.600
<v Speaker 2>he said, was because of the machine men, and I

0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:09.400
<v Speaker 2>remember I used to try to play with that train.

0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:13.319
<v Speaker 3>You never felt good about it.

0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:22.720
<v Speaker 1>That is a five star story.

0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, if you put it up, my brother will

0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:28.560
<v Speaker 2>post it on his Instagram. I think he'd like a

0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:29.640
<v Speaker 2>public record of this.

0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:33.080
<v Speaker 1>I love it.

0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:38.320
<v Speaker 2>And then years later, years later, so she beat the

0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.920
<v Speaker 2>thing and then I passed up to it. So I thought,

0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:42.400
<v Speaker 2>I'll do the right thing all the way through, and

0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:45.720
<v Speaker 2>I went, Mom, remember that time you beat up Scott

0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:49.439
<v Speaker 2>over the transformer. I was the one who actually broke

0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:51.679
<v Speaker 2>the toy. And my mom went, why are you boys

0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:53.360
<v Speaker 2>worrying about that? That was but a year.

0:11:55.160 --> 0:12:04.480
<v Speaker 5>Water under the bridge that one?

0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:09.000
<v Speaker 2>Is he doing all right? Today's fine way, good man.

0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:11.200
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell him tonight. We played Call of Juty every

0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:13.120
<v Speaker 2>night together, like you know, because it's early in the

0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:15.160
<v Speaker 2>morning for him and not for me, so we probayed

0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:17.240
<v Speaker 2>a little half hour coll of JH. So I'll tell

0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:19.280
<v Speaker 2>him to he'll be You'll be chapped with that, but

0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:21.720
<v Speaker 2>he'll be made up with that evil love.

0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:26.760
<v Speaker 1>That story that made my day. Caitlin Woodford said, experience

0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:29.640
<v Speaker 1>on a resume, forever scheming on a resie. Fake it

0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:31.720
<v Speaker 1>till you make it, baby. There's a lot of people

0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:35.880
<v Speaker 1>use I couldn't do it as you. Like when I

0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:38.360
<v Speaker 1>wanted to be an actress, the biggest thing was don't

0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:41.000
<v Speaker 1>lie on a resume, Like if you say, if you're

0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:43.880
<v Speaker 1>gonna say your special talents are like horseback riding, you

0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.720
<v Speaker 1>better be fucking great at it, right. And then I

0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:49.040
<v Speaker 1>come out to LA and everyone's lying about what they

0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:50.120
<v Speaker 1>can do on all.

0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:51.400
<v Speaker 2>About their special activities.

0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:55.240
<v Speaker 1>They yes, sure, yeah, but I was told from like

0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:58.560
<v Speaker 1>the time I started acting class at twelve to not

0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:00.600
<v Speaker 1>do that. And then I come out here everyone's been

0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:03.240
<v Speaker 1>doing it everything and I'm booking nothing.

0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:09.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I look, when you're a comedian who goes into acting,

0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:13.280
<v Speaker 2>it's your resume is pretty people know who you are

0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:16.080
<v Speaker 2>before you come into I find the biggest problem for

0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:19.480
<v Speaker 2>me is because whenever I gets I said in an

0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:23.880
<v Speaker 2>audition last week, American accent, and I can coach for it,

0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:25.280
<v Speaker 2>and I can practice it, and I can get it

0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:27.520
<v Speaker 2>to be passable and all that type of stuff. But

0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:31.839
<v Speaker 2>because I'm so synonymous with being me, you go into

0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.400
<v Speaker 2>the audition, they can tell that they're trying to nitpick

0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:37.800
<v Speaker 2>when they hear you. Anthony Paglia, who's like a very

0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:41.840
<v Speaker 2>famous actor. One Tony Awards and Emmys and stuff like that.

0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:43.520
<v Speaker 2>He was going to play my dad in a sitcom

0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:46.480
<v Speaker 2>and he said, and he's Australian and the sitcom never

0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:51.079
<v Speaker 2>happened because of COVID, but he was going to be

0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:53.800
<v Speaker 2>my dad. And not many people even know he has

0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:56.280
<v Speaker 2>an Australian accent because when he started out of acting,

0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:59.319
<v Speaker 2>he'd go in for auditions and if he did, if

0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:01.200
<v Speaker 2>he came in said good day, here you're going and

0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:04.440
<v Speaker 2>then went all right, let's do the scene right, then

0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:06.560
<v Speaker 2>people would go they try to Nick Pick, and they

0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:09.959
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't know the area of the country that he came from,

0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:13.560
<v Speaker 2>and so he would go in as a bloke from Boston.

0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:17.800
<v Speaker 2>Whatever they were, he would go in as that person already,

0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:21.480
<v Speaker 2>so that it gave him mind you. On my sitcom

0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Legit many years ago, we had DJ calls. DJ caused

0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:27.000
<v Speaker 2>the skinny guy out of road Trip no matter of

0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:29.480
<v Speaker 2>hustle and flow. You've seen him, seen him in many things.

0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:33.240
<v Speaker 2>DJ played a person with muscular distrophy in my sitcom.

0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:36.160
<v Speaker 2>I came from a person in my real life that

0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:40.960
<v Speaker 2>had muscular distrophe that I was I am. My best

0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:43.160
<v Speaker 2>friend's brother had it and we took We took him

0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:47.720
<v Speaker 2>to a brothel. That's how the story case. But he

0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:49.640
<v Speaker 2>loves you guys. There was a girl there pretending to

0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:58.120
<v Speaker 2>be blind anyways. Anyway, so anyway, so so he he came.

0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:01.560
<v Speaker 2>We had all these like there is an argument with

0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:05.520
<v Speaker 2>disabilities as well, that people shouldn't play disabled if they

0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:08.680
<v Speaker 2>haven't got the disabilities. All the kid from Glee being

0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.520
<v Speaker 2>in a wheelchair who's not really in a wheelchair.

0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:14.840
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I just learned that just now, right, But I'll.

0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:18.760
<v Speaker 2>Put him in one if I ever see with musket distribute.

0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:21.440
<v Speaker 2>So we tried to. If you watch that sitcom, we

0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:24.560
<v Speaker 2>had so many every other actor was disabled, every other

0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:26.680
<v Speaker 2>actor in the scene. I'm very proud of that. We

0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:29.680
<v Speaker 2>had all the disabled actors. Even in one scene. You

0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:32.160
<v Speaker 2>had to have a care for every two disabled actors.

0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:35.600
<v Speaker 2>And we needed one scene that had so many disabled actors.

0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:37.520
<v Speaker 2>I went, I went to the agency who has all

0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:39.600
<v Speaker 2>the disabled actors and said, I said, give them all

0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:43.440
<v Speaker 2>to me, right, I want them all. I want them all,

0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.880
<v Speaker 2>give them all. We need to play. We were doing

0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:47.800
<v Speaker 2>a home. I said, I need to populate a whole home.

0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.480
<v Speaker 2>I said, I want to give every disabled actor in

0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Los angeles work this weekend this week right, and we

0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:57.600
<v Speaker 2>did and they went. But we only have three handlers

0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.160
<v Speaker 2>and they can only handle two at a time, so

0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:02.480
<v Speaker 2>we can only ever floy six disabled actors in LA

0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:07.200
<v Speaker 2>at a time. Another lie, I'm legally allowed to do it.

0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:09.800
<v Speaker 2>And then we just we just bullshit it and we

0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:12.040
<v Speaker 2>had all that we had, like thirty disabled actors. Was it?

0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:13.280
<v Speaker 1>Did it go splendidly?

0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:17.320
<v Speaker 2>It was like hurting cats, But but it was good

0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:19.360
<v Speaker 2>and there was a lovely vibe and the thing. What

0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:23.600
<v Speaker 2>was my point? Oh, there were some actors who came

0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:28.200
<v Speaker 2>to audition for the Musca distriphe character who came into

0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:34.359
<v Speaker 2>the audition disabled. Oh, and they weren't. I found out afterwards.

0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:38.240
<v Speaker 2>I there was one bloke that I helped out of

0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:45.280
<v Speaker 2>the fucking room, picked up and walked him out of

0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:51.240
<v Speaker 2>the fucking room. I thought he had severe cerebral palsy.

0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:55.560
<v Speaker 2>There was nothing wrong with him, and he was just

0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:56.200
<v Speaker 2>in character.

0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:00.000
<v Speaker 3>Jim Jeffery is carrying.

0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:02.080
<v Speaker 2>I should have known when I put him in the

0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:09.560
<v Speaker 2>driver's seat. But that's life. I'm a giving person.

0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:15.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Kim Harper underscore, I said I won't

0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:19.160
<v Speaker 1>nag my husband and then I got a Cardia bracelet,

0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:23.240
<v Speaker 1>you said, Because she didn't. She promised, I will never

0:17:23.359 --> 0:17:26.520
<v Speaker 1>nag you again, and he was like, okay, if you promise,

0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:28.920
<v Speaker 1>and then he got her a Cardia bracelet. So she lied,

0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:31.840
<v Speaker 1>still nags him, just with Cardier on her.

0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:34.040
<v Speaker 2>How do you know she still nags?

0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:35.960
<v Speaker 1>They could be divorced now.

0:17:36.119 --> 0:17:38.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is the thing is it would be you

0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:41.280
<v Speaker 2>would have to take it back. If there's nagging, you

0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:44.760
<v Speaker 2>can go take it back. And then if she goes

0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:47.679
<v Speaker 2>like this, when am I getting it? You're married? What

0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:50.000
<v Speaker 2>do you mean it's a gift of this. My wife

0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:52.760
<v Speaker 2>wears a Rolex. I went to put on a Rales

0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:55.199
<v Speaker 2>and it was missing links, it didn't fit around my

0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:57.360
<v Speaker 2>wrist and I was like, what the fuck? And it's

0:17:57.400 --> 0:18:04.680
<v Speaker 2>just married people. Yeah, good for you, married people. So yeah,

0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:06.800
<v Speaker 2>I want to see that blake walking around with his

0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:09.919
<v Speaker 2>Cardiir bracelet going not not She told me to the

0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:12.199
<v Speaker 2>bins out too many times.

0:18:13.400 --> 0:18:16.240
<v Speaker 1>So I'm taking it back. I'm taking it back, but

0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:18.199
<v Speaker 1>we're you going to put it in the share drawer.

0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:21.440
<v Speaker 2>What is the difference between nagging and asking?

0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:23.080
<v Speaker 1>I think it's the tone.

0:18:23.960 --> 0:18:25.800
<v Speaker 2>Do you consider yourself to be a nagger?

0:18:26.080 --> 0:18:28.080
<v Speaker 1>You know, I wouldn't know because I've never had a

0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:29.480
<v Speaker 1>productive relationship.

0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:31.880
<v Speaker 2>So you maybe.

0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:35.880
<v Speaker 3>Glad that somebody could point it out.

0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:41.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it can't all be all their faults. Sooner or lady,

0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:43.720
<v Speaker 2>you have to look in the mirror.

0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:47.439
<v Speaker 4>And go, maybe this is my joke, and you're the

0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:49.920
<v Speaker 4>only person that has told her that, and she'll take

0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:50.439
<v Speaker 4>that advace.

0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:53.760
<v Speaker 2>You're lying on your emotional resume.

0:18:56.640 --> 0:19:00.520
<v Speaker 1>You know what, Hey, that I needed that.

0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:09.720
<v Speaker 2>To under special skills s l M dunk.

0:19:09.960 --> 0:19:12.639
<v Speaker 1>My ex husband thought all of my jewelry was Cubic

0:19:12.760 --> 0:19:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Zirconia's when we got divorced, and I let him.

0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:20.159
<v Speaker 2>So she so she could cape all the different things.

0:19:20.320 --> 0:19:21.560
<v Speaker 1>I think she's a smart bitch.

0:19:23.000 --> 0:19:25.760
<v Speaker 2>Nothing wrong with a little white lie. What do you

0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:28.639
<v Speaker 2>mean I'm going to tell my wife that child's a

0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:30.480
<v Speaker 2>cabbage patch doll to get custody.

0:19:31.480 --> 0:19:33.639
<v Speaker 1>Told my current boss I had a job offer for

0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:35.919
<v Speaker 1>more money, so he would pay me what I wanted.

0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:39.000
<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's a common thing. This one is.

0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Nicole La said she told her current boss that she

0:19:42.560 --> 0:19:44.960
<v Speaker 1>had a job offer for more money so he would

0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:46.679
<v Speaker 1>pay what she wanted.

0:19:46.840 --> 0:19:49.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a bluff. The people do that with you know,

0:19:49.200 --> 0:19:50.920
<v Speaker 2>if you're trying to sell a car. I know another

0:19:50.920 --> 0:19:53.679
<v Speaker 2>bike story offered me that, you know what I mean, I.

0:19:53.680 --> 0:19:56.920
<v Speaker 1>Think that's more of a bluff than like a snake.

0:19:59.520 --> 0:20:02.760
<v Speaker 2>It's a I think that's more than I think that's fair.

0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:04.240
<v Speaker 1>I think we all do that in our.

0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:07.520
<v Speaker 2>Day to day and also and also if like you

0:20:07.560 --> 0:20:09.600
<v Speaker 2>can call people's but they could have backfired on it,

0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:14.399
<v Speaker 2>so risk reward, right, Yeah, So then the boss goes, fine,

0:20:14.480 --> 0:20:19.160
<v Speaker 2>go take that job, and then you're like, ah, I'll

0:20:19.240 --> 0:20:26.520
<v Speaker 2>just stay here, just better parking spot. Yeah, I see.

0:20:26.520 --> 0:20:29.080
<v Speaker 1>If I know, something's got to be set in stone

0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:32.080
<v Speaker 1>for me to like bring in the heavy artillery, like

0:20:32.200 --> 0:20:35.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm not unless we have something to fall back on,

0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:39.560
<v Speaker 1>because you never know, you never fucking know. Told my

0:20:39.640 --> 0:20:41.920
<v Speaker 1>boss I was sick and needed a shot. I really

0:20:42.040 --> 0:20:44.360
<v Speaker 1>was sick from work and needed a shot of tequila.

0:20:44.520 --> 0:20:47.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we've all called in sick, all of us. Everyone's sick.

0:20:47.440 --> 0:20:48.600
<v Speaker 2>You know what ruined so.

0:20:48.640 --> 0:20:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Far, I'm winning the sneak game.

0:20:50.080 --> 0:20:54.439
<v Speaker 2>You know what ruined calling in sick? Bloody camera phones.

0:20:55.760 --> 0:20:57.760
<v Speaker 2>Back in the day, you could all be dressed up

0:20:57.760 --> 0:21:00.600
<v Speaker 2>in your beach outfit, ready to go. Just get on

0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:03.920
<v Speaker 2>the phone. I'm just not feeling well. Now you got

0:21:03.960 --> 0:21:06.160
<v Speaker 2>to get a box of tissues and make up around

0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:06.760
<v Speaker 2>your nose.

0:21:07.000 --> 0:21:11.240
<v Speaker 1>And oh wait, I did that too. I didn't want

0:21:11.280 --> 0:21:14.960
<v Speaker 1>to go to English class for like the seventeenth day

0:21:14.960 --> 0:21:18.080
<v Speaker 1>in a row. So I went to school after the

0:21:18.200 --> 0:21:21.280
<v Speaker 1>fact and put makeup around my eye to make it

0:21:21.320 --> 0:21:23.280
<v Speaker 1>look like I got in a fight and couldn't make

0:21:23.320 --> 0:21:23.960
<v Speaker 1>it to school.

0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:27.280
<v Speaker 2>Why don't you just okay, say okay? I had I

0:21:27.359 --> 0:21:32.080
<v Speaker 2>had one. So I was feeling really sleepy. I woke

0:21:32.160 --> 0:21:34.320
<v Speaker 2>up one morning and I felt really sleepy, and I thought,

0:21:34.320 --> 0:21:36.399
<v Speaker 2>I'll have the day off school. Always the best, right,

0:21:36.480 --> 0:21:38.639
<v Speaker 2>sit at home, watch Star Wars do nothing.

0:21:38.720 --> 0:21:41.240
<v Speaker 1>Way better than a day chill from school is way

0:21:41.240 --> 0:21:41.879
<v Speaker 1>better than a weekend.

0:21:42.240 --> 0:21:45.680
<v Speaker 2>You got the house to yourself, no one's there. You're

0:21:45.720 --> 0:21:47.879
<v Speaker 2>like happy as Larry. You think I'm going to get

0:21:47.920 --> 0:21:51.119
<v Speaker 2>some tissues around me for when mum gets back. And

0:21:51.200 --> 0:21:55.560
<v Speaker 2>so I had banked off school, right, I'd wagged off school,

0:21:55.680 --> 0:21:57.919
<v Speaker 2>and I was having a sick day. And then I

0:21:57.960 --> 0:22:00.800
<v Speaker 2>thought the next day, I thought to myself, do I

0:22:00.920 --> 0:22:03.000
<v Speaker 2>dare because maybe I'm not over this illness.

0:22:05.119 --> 0:22:06.840
<v Speaker 1>Maybe make sure for the other kid.

0:22:07.480 --> 0:22:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'll take a second day this thing, this thing

0:22:11.920 --> 0:22:15.359
<v Speaker 2>seems to be lingering, and then I wake up. I

0:22:15.400 --> 0:22:20.400
<v Speaker 2>was a bit tired. The next morning. I thought, what

0:22:20.400 --> 0:22:23.960
<v Speaker 2>what trouble could I get into? Let's go for three, right,

0:22:24.160 --> 0:22:26.160
<v Speaker 2>But my mother had if you made it to three,

0:22:26.480 --> 0:22:28.480
<v Speaker 2>she had sort of a policy that was like, all right,

0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:30.120
<v Speaker 2>well now you have to go to the doctors, right.

0:22:30.440 --> 0:22:32.960
<v Speaker 2>So I went to the doctors and I'm there. I'm like,

0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:36.439
<v Speaker 2>I've played me hand here. I'm at the double and

0:22:36.480 --> 0:22:38.640
<v Speaker 2>so I was sitting there, he goes, what symptoms you got? Like, ah,

0:22:38.680 --> 0:22:42.840
<v Speaker 2>A bit tired, a bit this, a bit that, Yeah,

0:22:43.440 --> 0:22:46.640
<v Speaker 2>just not feeling me best and all this type of stuff. Right,

0:22:46.800 --> 0:22:48.440
<v Speaker 2>And so he goes, We'll have to do some blood work,

0:22:48.480 --> 0:22:54.080
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, I feel like today, Like today I'm

0:22:54.119 --> 0:22:57.800
<v Speaker 2>on the mend, like I'm on the I'm in I'm

0:22:57.800 --> 0:23:00.680
<v Speaker 2>going in the right direction, even though I'm not healthy

0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:05.879
<v Speaker 2>per se. Anyway, So now he's pulling blood out of

0:23:05.880 --> 0:23:09.680
<v Speaker 2>my arm and I'm not sick, and I'm like, he's

0:23:09.720 --> 0:23:12.440
<v Speaker 2>getting blood out of me anyway. The blood tests come

0:23:12.480 --> 0:23:15.359
<v Speaker 2>back I had mono blandela fever. That's why I was

0:23:15.400 --> 0:23:17.280
<v Speaker 2>tired all the time. I wasn't lying.

0:23:18.840 --> 0:23:22.560
<v Speaker 1>Feeling ever I was like, yes, now you get more

0:23:22.640 --> 0:23:24.320
<v Speaker 1>da So how many days did you really get home

0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:27.720
<v Speaker 1>that six months after that?

0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:31.240
<v Speaker 2>No, I got to have like a day off every

0:23:31.280 --> 0:23:33.560
<v Speaker 2>couple of weeks because it makes you tired. And it's

0:23:33.600 --> 0:23:36.399
<v Speaker 2>the kissing disease, isn't it? First girl I kissed?

0:23:38.440 --> 0:23:40.200
<v Speaker 1>Though people are kissing all the time and not getting

0:23:40.200 --> 0:23:44.199
<v Speaker 1>mono anymore? Is it only like pre pewbas it's teenagers.

0:23:44.240 --> 0:23:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Teenagers get it. It's a teenagery type thing and you

0:23:46.840 --> 0:23:48.000
<v Speaker 2>only get at once in your life.

0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:51.280
<v Speaker 1>But why is it a teenagery thing?

0:23:51.880 --> 0:23:53.720
<v Speaker 2>Because you do too much tongue as a kid, isn't

0:23:53.760 --> 0:23:57.439
<v Speaker 2>it you learn to you learn to settle down on

0:23:57.480 --> 0:24:00.360
<v Speaker 2>the tongue as you get older in the teen age

0:24:00.680 --> 0:24:06.080
<v Speaker 2>striding suck on it?

0:24:06.520 --> 0:24:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Infection?

0:24:08.680 --> 0:24:09.560
<v Speaker 2>Who's the Snake?

0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:13.520
<v Speaker 1>You? Every Tuesday on Fire.

0:24:13.320 --> 0:24:15.840
<v Speaker 3>Every Tuesday streaming on Hulu next day.

0:24:15.880 --> 0:24:17.840
<v Speaker 2>Look, I tell you can have Jeff Proost on the

0:24:17.920 --> 0:24:21.159
<v Speaker 2>show from Survivor and he won't tell you a story

0:24:21.200 --> 0:24:26.000
<v Speaker 2>about the Transformers or no, no, he'll be all level

0:24:26.119 --> 0:24:28.080
<v Speaker 2>with you. Oh we don't want that.

0:24:28.080 --> 0:24:30.520
<v Speaker 1>That's hard. I like when I do podcasts. I like

0:24:30.560 --> 0:24:32.439
<v Speaker 1>feeling like it's a conversation piece.

0:24:33.160 --> 0:24:35.240
<v Speaker 2>I feel like there's so many podcasts now, and it's

0:24:35.280 --> 0:24:38.639
<v Speaker 2>the wild West of media because like radio, half of

0:24:38.680 --> 0:24:40.920
<v Speaker 2>these things we couldn't have done, or they'd be hidden.

0:24:41.000 --> 0:24:43.440
<v Speaker 2>Dump buttons on us, right right, it's good.

0:24:43.680 --> 0:24:44.240
<v Speaker 1>It is good.

0:24:44.280 --> 0:24:48.320
<v Speaker 2>It's good because the only people who are angry I guess.

0:24:48.359 --> 0:24:49.919
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if people listening with their kids in

0:24:49.960 --> 0:24:50.679
<v Speaker 2>the car, aren't they?

0:24:51.200 --> 0:24:53.760
<v Speaker 1>I think people know what that did she call?

0:24:55.200 --> 0:24:56.200
<v Speaker 2>Let's see, let's see.

0:24:56.240 --> 0:24:59.320
<v Speaker 1>Why don't we try one more time to stop being

0:24:59.320 --> 0:25:00.879
<v Speaker 1>a bloody you give.

0:25:00.760 --> 0:25:03.400
<v Speaker 2>Her a call if if she sees both of us,

0:25:05.920 --> 0:25:07.680
<v Speaker 2>because she tried to call me. I got a miss call,

0:25:07.680 --> 0:25:10.040
<v Speaker 2>I got missed call. I got a miss cool and

0:25:10.040 --> 0:25:12.119
<v Speaker 2>and and and the thing is, and the thing is,

0:25:12.160 --> 0:25:12.960
<v Speaker 2>I know what she's doing.

0:25:13.000 --> 0:25:14.760
<v Speaker 1>She's at restaurant.

0:25:15.080 --> 0:25:18.760
<v Speaker 2>Her and Gordon are like this. They're like this, I'll

0:25:18.800 --> 0:25:23.120
<v Speaker 2>beat you all restaurants. I'll beat your restaurant. And then God,

0:25:23.200 --> 0:25:28.840
<v Speaker 2>have you seen Gordon's news show where she is just

0:25:28.960 --> 0:25:33.600
<v Speaker 2>act like you know me for crying out loud? I

0:25:33.760 --> 0:25:44.640
<v Speaker 2>love you too. Where's God? He must he must know us.

0:25:46.000 --> 0:25:53.520
<v Speaker 1>I can't. I can't. Where's Gordon? Where is he?

0:25:54.480 --> 0:25:56.960
<v Speaker 2>That would be you reckon? He's just in there grunting

0:25:57.000 --> 0:25:57.320
<v Speaker 2>right now?

0:25:57.480 --> 0:26:02.600
<v Speaker 1>You donkeys behaving? Oh he is so funny. I can't breathe.

0:26:03.160 --> 0:26:05.440
<v Speaker 1>And then he told me that he knows you super well,

0:26:05.520 --> 0:26:08.160
<v Speaker 1>and I said, we have to call her. I tried,

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:09.760
<v Speaker 1>you just started shooing.

0:26:10.200 --> 0:26:11.360
<v Speaker 2>I love him. Have you met?

0:26:12.119 --> 0:26:20.040
<v Speaker 1>Yes, she's right here, right behind the camera. It's so exciting.

0:26:21.680 --> 0:26:25.359
<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll go film your commercial. The eye is great.

0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:27.280
<v Speaker 1>I would love to see you. I love you. I

0:26:27.320 --> 0:26:32.239
<v Speaker 1>don't want to hold you up a few days, all right,

0:26:34.320 --> 0:26:36.080
<v Speaker 1>and I can't wait to join.

0:26:39.640 --> 0:26:41.320
<v Speaker 2>All right? Is that? I like that? Do you want

0:26:41.320 --> 0:26:43.439
<v Speaker 2>to come to dinner with Lisa? Let's all do it.

0:26:43.840 --> 0:26:49.320
<v Speaker 1>Let's do it. Where we going? Where's where's your favorite

0:26:49.320 --> 0:26:49.879
<v Speaker 1>spot to go?

0:26:50.160 --> 0:26:55.520
<v Speaker 2>And I'm coming? Wait? No, no, no, kids, please?

0:26:55.840 --> 0:26:56.159
<v Speaker 1>Kids?

0:26:57.119 --> 0:26:58.520
<v Speaker 2>How long you had dread books? Full?

0:26:59.400 --> 0:27:00.720
<v Speaker 3>Two and a half years now?

0:27:01.640 --> 0:27:03.520
<v Speaker 1>He gets a lot of heat for his dreadlocks. How

0:27:03.520 --> 0:27:04.720
<v Speaker 1>do you feel about them?

0:27:05.400 --> 0:27:09.159
<v Speaker 2>Look, he's a white guy. It's quite essentially it's dirty

0:27:09.200 --> 0:27:12.359
<v Speaker 2>hair when you're right, but I have curls.

0:27:13.359 --> 0:27:14.680
<v Speaker 1>He does have great hair.

0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:18.520
<v Speaker 2>You get rid of it. I look, I can't grow one.

0:27:18.520 --> 0:27:21.520
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't grow a dreadlock except for my big toe.

0:27:21.560 --> 0:27:22.720
<v Speaker 2>There seems to be a lot of hair, and.

0:27:24.680 --> 0:27:25.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding you.

0:27:25.400 --> 0:27:27.439
<v Speaker 3>I'll put a sock on and it'll snag them.

0:27:27.600 --> 0:27:31.960
<v Speaker 1>You guys, I'm repulsed by all this. Yeah, probably, I'm

0:27:32.000 --> 0:27:34.000
<v Speaker 1>glad I nag because if that's what I have to.

0:27:34.680 --> 0:27:38.520
<v Speaker 1>If the man is his long dreaded toes, gross, well he.

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:40.919
<v Speaker 2>Gets to look at him. If I sit with my

0:27:40.960 --> 0:27:43.600
<v Speaker 2>feet together, it's like back in, it's like belt grow.

0:27:43.640 --> 0:27:45.720
<v Speaker 2>Then two of them sit together. I try to get

0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:46.480
<v Speaker 2>up on a trip over.

0:27:48.840 --> 0:27:49.639
<v Speaker 1>I love all of this.

0:27:49.880 --> 0:27:52.399
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes if I got like this big toe doesn't have

0:27:52.440 --> 0:27:54.119
<v Speaker 2>as much hair on it is this one. So what

0:27:54.160 --> 0:27:55.600
<v Speaker 2>I do is I put this one next to it

0:27:55.640 --> 0:27:57.080
<v Speaker 2>and then I comb it over so it looks like

0:27:57.119 --> 0:27:57.480
<v Speaker 2>they both.

0:28:00.280 --> 0:28:02.040
<v Speaker 1>Is that one of your bits stage?

0:28:04.280 --> 0:28:05.959
<v Speaker 2>Honestly think that's my stand up.

0:28:06.880 --> 0:28:09.879
<v Speaker 3>You could say anything in it, and I like, ladies

0:28:09.880 --> 0:28:10.240
<v Speaker 3>and gentlemen.

0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much.

0:28:12.760 --> 0:28:14.600
<v Speaker 3>Try home.

0:28:17.440 --> 0:28:21.160
<v Speaker 1>I can't. Okay, that was a great bonus episode. We're

0:28:21.160 --> 0:28:24.280
<v Speaker 1>already done. I be sticking around. Yeah, we're easy.

0:28:24.600 --> 0:28:25.800
<v Speaker 3>Uh you guys, there was more.

0:28:25.920 --> 0:28:27.439
<v Speaker 2>Huh I could do this will day.

0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:29.760
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening to another episode of the Give

0:28:29.800 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Them La La Podcast. The Bonus episode with Jim Jeffries

0:28:33.960 --> 0:28:37.639
<v Speaker 1>Catch the Snake on Tuesdays on Fox. You can stream

0:28:37.640 --> 0:28:39.880
<v Speaker 1>it the next day on Hulu and go to Jim

0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Jeffries dot com to see where you're.

0:28:41.920 --> 0:28:43.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're Jim Jeffries' Needs.

0:28:43.840 --> 0:28:46.880
<v Speaker 1>You're Jim jeffries Needs. Thank you again, I appreciate you.

0:28:47.160 --> 0:28:48.200
<v Speaker 1>We'll catch y'all next week