1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,720 Speaker 1: This vander Pump Rules. That's on the TV throw back. 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 2: That's a that's the old I always used to think 3 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 2: it was like a holiday, young people trying to shag 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,920 Speaker 2: each other, and then an elderly woman walking gog what 5 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 2: you kids like? 6 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:15,920 Speaker 1: And then that's literally you. 7 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 2: Show boy, stop it, get along. 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: Welcome to the bonus episode of the Give Them All 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:31,319 Speaker 1: A Podcast, we have your favorite comedian, Jim Jeffries. I 10 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: don't know. I'm I'm glad I didn't work out today. 11 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 1: I know it sounds cheesy, but literally my stomach cards. 12 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 1: So thank you for that because I I've been needing 13 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,199 Speaker 1: my cup to be filled and you did that anyway. 14 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 2: No, what makes me laugh. That's why I've got a belly. 15 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 3: I'm sorry. 16 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 2: You doing right with me a bit more. I'll get better. 17 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 2: You're not an ad workout. You can work me cobs, 18 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 2: so I like that. 19 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 3: I don't I can get you to do that. 20 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 2: I say something you got away with that. 21 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:15,760 Speaker 1: On the topic of you hosting The Snake on Fox 22 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: and it's also streaming on Hulu Tuesdays. I love by 23 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 1: the way, YEP comes out on Tuesdays and again you 24 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 1: can stream it stream it Wednesdays Yeah, that's where I 25 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 1: go because I'm a binge watcher. 26 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, me too. For the writings is better if 27 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 2: they watch you have any thing, But I'm a uli. 28 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,320 Speaker 2: You can watch it in a few episodes at a time. 29 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. 30 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 4: And I can't be left on like that cliffhanger for 31 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 4: a week. 32 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,480 Speaker 2: It's sometimes when you go back to regular TV, you 33 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,960 Speaker 2: can't time your ships, can you know? You know what 34 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 2: I mean? Like I used to be able to time 35 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 2: an advert break, but I've lost that skill. I've lost 36 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 2: that skill. I come back, I'm like, who's the snake? 37 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:54,919 Speaker 2: Missed everything? 38 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 4: Miss Like when you're back in the day, when like 39 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 4: the break was going, somebody went into the kitchen. 40 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 3: It makes negs somebody was peeing, and then you just. 41 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 2: Hear it's back, and then you. 42 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 3: Don't even wipe that well and then give you. 43 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 2: Then give you a little recap after the ad because 44 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 2: your might have forgotten something. What's happened just about two 45 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 2: minutes ago? They said this thing that you listened to already, 46 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 2: we gotta say it again, brilliant. 47 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 1: With all of the things that become easier, it actually 48 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,960 Speaker 1: becomes more complex. True, That's what I'm saying. So I 49 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 1: asked my friends on Instagram to tell us a time 50 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 1: that they've had to do something snaky, tell a lie 51 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 1: to get ahead. Now I'm going to tell you a 52 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: time that I lied to get something that I wanted. 53 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 1: It is not good. So I have this dog, Lily, 54 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,080 Speaker 1: and we ordered an uber and I didn't realize that 55 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,960 Speaker 1: the uber did not allow dogs in their uber. So 56 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,400 Speaker 1: it was me and two friends and the dog. And 57 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 1: when he arrives, he tells me, no dog, I have 58 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: sunglasses on. So I pretended to be blind and Lily 59 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,680 Speaker 1: was my seeing eye dog. I was drinking. I was 60 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 1: drinking heavily. 61 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 2: Rich would have added to it because you would have 62 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 2: bumped into things totally. 63 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 3: You're playing the part. 64 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: Well, it was very believable. I feel very guilty. I 65 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 1: did talk about it when I got sober on things 66 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: that I did intoxicated that I was not proud of. 67 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 2: Now did you did you do blind esque things? Like? 68 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 2: It made me felt so the drive or what what 69 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,240 Speaker 2: ethnicity was? He? 70 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 1: I couldn't even tell you, Well, you were. 71 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 2: Blind, very good, You're very good, very good. That's how 72 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 2: this game, that's how you win this game. Like like 73 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 2: I was going to suggest, like if he was a 74 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 2: white guy. Listen, African American man and then you go on, 75 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 2: this woman's definitely blind. 76 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 1: And maybe. 77 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 2: You can't tell from the voice, but he raises my 78 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 2: wife terribly from the voice. 79 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 3: I have to live with that, I guess. 80 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 2: Close close your eyes now, I'm going to talk to you. 81 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,119 Speaker 2: How are you going? Are you going good? 82 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:19,080 Speaker 1: What? What color am I? 83 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,360 Speaker 2: You're wrong? I I have bits of Scottish in me. 84 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:28,720 Speaker 2: I have some irisky. I'm a white guy, yeah. 85 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 3: Very Caucasian. 86 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 1: How do you feel on a level of one to 87 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 1: ten about my snake skills? 88 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 2: That that is pretty underhanded being blind? I'll tell you. Okay, 89 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 2: do you know the commedian Jimmy Carr? 90 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 1: No? Do you Jimmy? 91 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 3: If I were to see so many he's the English guy. 92 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 2: He speaks like this, I don't know, and he does 93 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 2: a lot of the races. Jimmy is one of my 94 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,719 Speaker 2: very good friends. We just toured Canada together where we 95 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 2: did a double headline thing. We did like arenas or 96 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 2: ice hockey arenas and stuff. Because he's on a lot 97 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 2: of British TV, which is having Canada and of stuff. 98 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,839 Speaker 2: Jimmy's a roast comic right and he's sitting in the plane. 99 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:05,800 Speaker 2: He's like in a two sitting on the plane, and 100 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 2: I'm behind him right, and each person who walks, I'm like, 101 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 2: oh my god, Jimmy cah, Oh my god, Jimmy cah, 102 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,360 Speaker 2: Oh my god, Jimmy came and meets him and then 103 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 2: comes down and sits next to him. Is a blind woman. 104 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,720 Speaker 2: So the only person on the plane who doesn't know 105 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 2: who he is sits down next to him. She's got 106 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,359 Speaker 2: a guy dog and she gets in like this, and 107 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 2: I see him actually turn through it and he goes. 108 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,599 Speaker 2: She goes, what breed of dog is that? And she goes, Oh, 109 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:32,279 Speaker 2: it's a She goes, it's a German shepherd. He goes, 110 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:39,280 Speaker 2: is that what they told you? He's always funny and 111 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 2: she laughed. But I thought to myself, we're bout me 112 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,599 Speaker 2: in a three hour flight. That's a risky fucking joke 113 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,599 Speaker 2: if it doesn't land early on. But then you know 114 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 2: what you do. You just go, I'm gonna go sit 115 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:55,480 Speaker 2: in another seat and you go clip clock like that, 116 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,080 Speaker 2: and then he shut. 117 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 3: The If there's one thing I learned, you have to 118 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,560 Speaker 3: say it wind loser. Maybe it has to be said. 119 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 2: So good you did good. 120 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 1: It was a good one. 121 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,160 Speaker 2: I think it was good. But what if they recognized you. 122 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,479 Speaker 1: I wasn't on TV at that point in time. 123 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 2: Oh, nor would you be with that information? 124 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,039 Speaker 1: I would not. It would have been canceled before I 125 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 1: even know. 126 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,280 Speaker 2: How old were you when you were the blonde go 127 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 2: with the twenty three so you were main to the disabled. 128 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: Next, have you ever lied about something to get ahead teach? 129 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 2: Yeah? 130 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 3: Me and Aaron when we had our painting company. 131 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,200 Speaker 1: Oh what did you do? 132 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,000 Speaker 4: We lied and said we'd been in business for over 133 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,159 Speaker 4: five years so we could do the parade of homes. 134 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:43,159 Speaker 3: Oh do I regret it? 135 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:45,560 Speaker 2: Not at all? Oh. I definitely lie when I moved 136 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,480 Speaker 2: to England about how much stand up comedy I've done 137 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,840 Speaker 2: so I could see it some more open because it 138 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,400 Speaker 2: was back in the days before the internet. I was 139 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:55,679 Speaker 2: like a huge commit give me a bit of stage 140 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 2: time as long as I had the business. The lie 141 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,279 Speaker 2: that I always think about in my life is, and 142 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 2: of course I'm like several times and you know everyone has. 143 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:07,839 Speaker 2: But there was one for my childhood where there was 144 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,160 Speaker 2: there was transformers. There was these two transformers actually machine 145 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 2: men back in the day, which is the knockoff version 146 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:17,560 Speaker 2: of transformers. They were competing transformers versus machine. My mother 147 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 2: brought my brother a train that converted into a man, 148 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,520 Speaker 2: and I had a motorcycle where the arms moved down 149 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 2: and the blad and you put the tire in. I 150 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 2: was in the I had the toy and I just 151 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 2: had it, and I had it for about ten minutes. 152 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 2: I was trying to fit the wheeling and his arm 153 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 2: just snapped off like this, and I was like, oh, 154 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,680 Speaker 2: I'm in a world of trouble. My mother was a 155 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,520 Speaker 2: very angry person. We get very youngry. I was like, 156 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:44,840 Speaker 2: oh no, little did I know as when I became 157 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 2: an adult, the toy that would have been worth like 158 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 2: ten bucks, right, but I thought I might as well 159 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:53,440 Speaker 2: just throwing gold down the toilet, right, So I break 160 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,520 Speaker 2: this thing and I'm just I'm just sitting in there panicking. 161 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,600 Speaker 2: Oh god, fuck, I know, I'm in so much trouble. 162 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:02,280 Speaker 2: And so I've gone and sat in my room. I'm 163 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 2: about I've about seven or something. My brother's maybe eleven 164 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 2: or something, and I'm sitting in my room just oh, 165 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,560 Speaker 2: I'm understeing, knowing I'm going to get a whooping, right 166 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 2: I am, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get beaten for 167 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,760 Speaker 2: this one, right, right, So I've broken this bucking thing 168 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 2: and I'm just sitting there. My brother comes in. He 169 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 2: comes in with his train because he just come home 170 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,240 Speaker 2: from school, right. He comes in with the training, goes, 171 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:29,480 Speaker 2: what one did you get? I got a train? What 172 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,880 Speaker 2: one's your one? And I said, just get out of here, 173 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:38,200 Speaker 2: just like you know, just get like this, And in 174 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:43,760 Speaker 2: a split second, I just went like this, Mom, Scott 175 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:49,079 Speaker 2: broke my toy. And I just said it. Scott broke 176 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,400 Speaker 2: my toy. And he just looked at me like what 177 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,560 Speaker 2: like that? Right? And I just looked at him and 178 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:59,640 Speaker 2: just shrugged my shoulders. Here we go. He said he 179 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:03,520 Speaker 2: hadn't done it, So Mom kept on hitting him because 180 00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:09,880 Speaker 2: he was lying. Mum kept on beating him up because 181 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 2: he was lying. And then and then Mum made him 182 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:23,719 Speaker 2: give me his toy and apologize to me, right, and 183 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 2: he went, I'm really sorry for Frank. He got beaten 184 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:30,920 Speaker 2: so much was he had to know he had to confess, right, 185 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,679 Speaker 2: And he went there he gags, I'm sorry about this thing. 186 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:39,640 Speaker 2: Say to this day, I can't fucking watch Transformers. My 187 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 2: son puts it on and I'm like, nah, I can't 188 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,719 Speaker 2: like this. So for years and years I always have 189 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,960 Speaker 2: a terrible conscience, and my years and years were watching 190 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:52,920 Speaker 2: fressed up. I fashed up about four years later, or 191 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:56,000 Speaker 2: maybe when I was like thirteen, I I I believe 192 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:57,600 Speaker 2: the life. For years, I was like this, not you 193 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:01,840 Speaker 2: broke it. And sometimes in so quieter moments, me and 194 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,880 Speaker 2: my brother, who got along for the most part, we'd 195 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:09,480 Speaker 2: be watching TV, and then you go, admit it. It's 196 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,640 Speaker 2: just out of nowhere. You did this. You broke the 197 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:17,640 Speaker 2: fucking transform broke it. Maybe it wasn't you, but it wasn't. 198 00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:27,920 Speaker 5: Maybe was asked, what toy you got, right? 199 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:28,839 Speaker 1: Please? Right? 200 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, So I regret that. I regret that that was 201 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:35,400 Speaker 2: a life lesson, though I haven't done that with another toy. 202 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:40,920 Speaker 1: Since that's good, that's great, that is hysterical. 203 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 2: At least I didn't act like I was fucking disabled, 204 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,600 Speaker 2: swings aroundabouts, fucking I'm not a terrible person. 205 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:53,560 Speaker 3: You did get your brother, yeah, like anybody. 206 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,920 Speaker 2: He got me in trouble several He did similar the 207 00:10:55,960 --> 00:11:01,040 Speaker 2: things several times over the years, but he hadn't well. 208 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 2: A lot of the times he did in the future, 209 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:07,600 Speaker 2: he said, was because of the machine men, and I 210 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,400 Speaker 2: remember I used to try to play with that train. 211 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,319 Speaker 3: You never felt good about it. 212 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,720 Speaker 1: That is a five star story. 213 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, if you put it up, my brother will 214 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,560 Speaker 2: post it on his Instagram. I think he'd like a 215 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,640 Speaker 2: public record of this. 216 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,080 Speaker 1: I love it. 217 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,320 Speaker 2: And then years later, years later, so she beat the 218 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,920 Speaker 2: thing and then I passed up to it. So I thought, 219 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,400 Speaker 2: I'll do the right thing all the way through, and 220 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,720 Speaker 2: I went, Mom, remember that time you beat up Scott 221 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:49,439 Speaker 2: over the transformer. I was the one who actually broke 222 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,679 Speaker 2: the toy. And my mom went, why are you boys 223 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,360 Speaker 2: worrying about that? That was but a year. 224 00:11:55,160 --> 00:12:04,480 Speaker 5: Water under the bridge that one? 225 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:09,000 Speaker 2: Is he doing all right? Today's fine way, good man. 226 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,200 Speaker 2: I'll tell him tonight. We played Call of Juty every 227 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,120 Speaker 2: night together, like you know, because it's early in the 228 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,160 Speaker 2: morning for him and not for me, so we probayed 229 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,240 Speaker 2: a little half hour coll of JH. So I'll tell 230 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,280 Speaker 2: him to he'll be You'll be chapped with that, but 231 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,720 Speaker 2: he'll be made up with that evil love. 232 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:26,760 Speaker 1: That story that made my day. Caitlin Woodford said, experience 233 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,640 Speaker 1: on a resume, forever scheming on a resie. Fake it 234 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:31,720 Speaker 1: till you make it, baby. There's a lot of people 235 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 1: use I couldn't do it as you. Like when I 236 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,360 Speaker 1: wanted to be an actress, the biggest thing was don't 237 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,000 Speaker 1: lie on a resume, Like if you say, if you're 238 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,880 Speaker 1: gonna say your special talents are like horseback riding, you 239 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,720 Speaker 1: better be fucking great at it, right. And then I 240 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,040 Speaker 1: come out to LA and everyone's lying about what they 241 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,120 Speaker 1: can do on all. 242 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,400 Speaker 2: About their special activities. 243 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:55,240 Speaker 1: They yes, sure, yeah, but I was told from like 244 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:58,560 Speaker 1: the time I started acting class at twelve to not 245 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,600 Speaker 1: do that. And then I come out here everyone's been 246 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,240 Speaker 1: doing it everything and I'm booking nothing. 247 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:09,600 Speaker 2: Yeah. I look, when you're a comedian who goes into acting, 248 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,280 Speaker 2: it's your resume is pretty people know who you are 249 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:16,080 Speaker 2: before you come into I find the biggest problem for 250 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 2: me is because whenever I gets I said in an 251 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:23,880 Speaker 2: audition last week, American accent, and I can coach for it, 252 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,280 Speaker 2: and I can practice it, and I can get it 253 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,520 Speaker 2: to be passable and all that type of stuff. But 254 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,839 Speaker 2: because I'm so synonymous with being me, you go into 255 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,400 Speaker 2: the audition, they can tell that they're trying to nitpick 256 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:37,800 Speaker 2: when they hear you. Anthony Paglia, who's like a very 257 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:41,840 Speaker 2: famous actor. One Tony Awards and Emmys and stuff like that. 258 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 2: He was going to play my dad in a sitcom 259 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:46,480 Speaker 2: and he said, and he's Australian and the sitcom never 260 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:51,079 Speaker 2: happened because of COVID, but he was going to be 261 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,800 Speaker 2: my dad. And not many people even know he has 262 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 2: an Australian accent because when he started out of acting, 263 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:59,319 Speaker 2: he'd go in for auditions and if he did, if 264 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,200 Speaker 2: he came in said good day, here you're going and 265 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,440 Speaker 2: then went all right, let's do the scene right, then 266 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,560 Speaker 2: people would go they try to Nick Pick, and they 267 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,959 Speaker 2: wouldn't know the area of the country that he came from, 268 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,560 Speaker 2: and so he would go in as a bloke from Boston. 269 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:17,800 Speaker 2: Whatever they were, he would go in as that person already, 270 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,480 Speaker 2: so that it gave him mind you. On my sitcom 271 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,960 Speaker 2: Legit many years ago, we had DJ calls. DJ caused 272 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,000 Speaker 2: the skinny guy out of road Trip no matter of 273 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,480 Speaker 2: hustle and flow. You've seen him, seen him in many things. 274 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:33,240 Speaker 2: DJ played a person with muscular distrophy in my sitcom. 275 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,160 Speaker 2: I came from a person in my real life that 276 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:40,960 Speaker 2: had muscular distrophe that I was I am. My best 277 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,160 Speaker 2: friend's brother had it and we took We took him 278 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:47,720 Speaker 2: to a brothel. That's how the story case. But he 279 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,640 Speaker 2: loves you guys. There was a girl there pretending to 280 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:58,120 Speaker 2: be blind anyways. Anyway, so anyway, so so he he came. 281 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,560 Speaker 2: We had all these like there is an argument with 282 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:05,520 Speaker 2: disabilities as well, that people shouldn't play disabled if they 283 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:08,680 Speaker 2: haven't got the disabilities. All the kid from Glee being 284 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,520 Speaker 2: in a wheelchair who's not really in a wheelchair. 285 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:14,840 Speaker 1: Wow, I just learned that just now, right, But I'll. 286 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:18,760 Speaker 2: Put him in one if I ever see with musket distribute. 287 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,440 Speaker 2: So we tried to. If you watch that sitcom, we 288 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,560 Speaker 2: had so many every other actor was disabled, every other 289 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,680 Speaker 2: actor in the scene. I'm very proud of that. We 290 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,680 Speaker 2: had all the disabled actors. Even in one scene. You 291 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,160 Speaker 2: had to have a care for every two disabled actors. 292 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,600 Speaker 2: And we needed one scene that had so many disabled actors. 293 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 2: I went, I went to the agency who has all 294 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,600 Speaker 2: the disabled actors and said, I said, give them all 295 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:43,440 Speaker 2: to me, right, I want them all. I want them all, 296 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,880 Speaker 2: give them all. We need to play. We were doing 297 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,800 Speaker 2: a home. I said, I need to populate a whole home. 298 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,480 Speaker 2: I said, I want to give every disabled actor in 299 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:54,480 Speaker 2: Los angeles work this weekend this week right, and we 300 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,600 Speaker 2: did and they went. But we only have three handlers 301 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,160 Speaker 2: and they can only handle two at a time, so 302 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,480 Speaker 2: we can only ever floy six disabled actors in LA 303 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:07,200 Speaker 2: at a time. Another lie, I'm legally allowed to do it. 304 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,800 Speaker 2: And then we just we just bullshit it and we 305 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,040 Speaker 2: had all that we had, like thirty disabled actors. Was it? 306 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,280 Speaker 1: Did it go splendidly? 307 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:17,320 Speaker 2: It was like hurting cats, But but it was good 308 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,360 Speaker 2: and there was a lovely vibe and the thing. What 309 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:23,600 Speaker 2: was my point? Oh, there were some actors who came 310 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 2: to audition for the Musca distriphe character who came into 311 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:34,359 Speaker 2: the audition disabled. Oh, and they weren't. I found out afterwards. 312 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:38,240 Speaker 2: I there was one bloke that I helped out of 313 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:45,280 Speaker 2: the fucking room, picked up and walked him out of 314 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:51,240 Speaker 2: the fucking room. I thought he had severe cerebral palsy. 315 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:55,560 Speaker 2: There was nothing wrong with him, and he was just 316 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,200 Speaker 2: in character. 317 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,000 Speaker 3: Jim Jeffery is carrying. 318 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,080 Speaker 2: I should have known when I put him in the 319 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:09,560 Speaker 2: driver's seat. But that's life. I'm a giving person. 320 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:15,760 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kim Harper underscore, I said I won't 321 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:19,160 Speaker 1: nag my husband and then I got a Cardia bracelet, 322 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:23,240 Speaker 1: you said, Because she didn't. She promised, I will never 323 00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:26,520 Speaker 1: nag you again, and he was like, okay, if you promise, 324 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,920 Speaker 1: and then he got her a Cardia bracelet. So she lied, 325 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,840 Speaker 1: still nags him, just with Cardier on her. 326 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,040 Speaker 2: How do you know she still nags? 327 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,960 Speaker 1: They could be divorced now. 328 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:38,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the thing is it would be you 329 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,280 Speaker 2: would have to take it back. If there's nagging, you 330 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,760 Speaker 2: can go take it back. And then if she goes 331 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,679 Speaker 2: like this, when am I getting it? You're married? What 332 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,000 Speaker 2: do you mean it's a gift of this. My wife 333 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 2: wears a Rolex. I went to put on a Rales 334 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,199 Speaker 2: and it was missing links, it didn't fit around my 335 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,360 Speaker 2: wrist and I was like, what the fuck? And it's 336 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:04,680 Speaker 2: just married people. Yeah, good for you, married people. So yeah, 337 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,800 Speaker 2: I want to see that blake walking around with his 338 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,919 Speaker 2: Cardiir bracelet going not not She told me to the 339 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,199 Speaker 2: bins out too many times. 340 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,240 Speaker 1: So I'm taking it back. I'm taking it back, but 341 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,199 Speaker 1: we're you going to put it in the share drawer. 342 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,440 Speaker 2: What is the difference between nagging and asking? 343 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,080 Speaker 1: I think it's the tone. 344 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,800 Speaker 2: Do you consider yourself to be a nagger? 345 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,080 Speaker 1: You know, I wouldn't know because I've never had a 346 00:18:28,119 --> 00:18:29,480 Speaker 1: productive relationship. 347 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,880 Speaker 2: So you maybe. 348 00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:35,880 Speaker 3: Glad that somebody could point it out. 349 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:41,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, it can't all be all their faults. Sooner or lady, 350 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,720 Speaker 2: you have to look in the mirror. 351 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:47,439 Speaker 4: And go, maybe this is my joke, and you're the 352 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,920 Speaker 4: only person that has told her that, and she'll take 353 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:50,439 Speaker 4: that advace. 354 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,760 Speaker 2: You're lying on your emotional resume. 355 00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:00,520 Speaker 1: You know what, Hey, that I needed that. 356 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:09,720 Speaker 2: To under special skills s l M dunk. 357 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,639 Speaker 1: My ex husband thought all of my jewelry was Cubic 358 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,600 Speaker 1: Zirconia's when we got divorced, and I let him. 359 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:20,159 Speaker 2: So she so she could cape all the different things. 360 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,560 Speaker 1: I think she's a smart bitch. 361 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,760 Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with a little white lie. What do you 362 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,639 Speaker 2: mean I'm going to tell my wife that child's a 363 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,480 Speaker 2: cabbage patch doll to get custody. 364 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,639 Speaker 1: Told my current boss I had a job offer for 365 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,919 Speaker 1: more money, so he would pay me what I wanted. 366 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,000 Speaker 1: I feel like that's a common thing. This one is. 367 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,480 Speaker 1: Nicole La said she told her current boss that she 368 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,960 Speaker 1: had a job offer for more money so he would 369 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,679 Speaker 1: pay what she wanted. 370 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a bluff. The people do that with you know, 371 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,920 Speaker 2: if you're trying to sell a car. I know another 372 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,679 Speaker 2: bike story offered me that, you know what I mean, I. 373 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,920 Speaker 1: Think that's more of a bluff than like a snake. 374 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,760 Speaker 2: It's a I think that's more than I think that's fair. 375 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,240 Speaker 1: I think we all do that in our. 376 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,520 Speaker 2: Day to day and also and also if like you 377 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,600 Speaker 2: can call people's but they could have backfired on it, 378 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:14,399 Speaker 2: so risk reward, right, Yeah, So then the boss goes, fine, 379 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:19,160 Speaker 2: go take that job, and then you're like, ah, I'll 380 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:26,520 Speaker 2: just stay here, just better parking spot. Yeah, I see. 381 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,080 Speaker 1: If I know, something's got to be set in stone 382 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,080 Speaker 1: for me to like bring in the heavy artillery, like 383 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,040 Speaker 1: I'm not unless we have something to fall back on, 384 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:39,560 Speaker 1: because you never know, you never fucking know. Told my 385 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,920 Speaker 1: boss I was sick and needed a shot. I really 386 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,360 Speaker 1: was sick from work and needed a shot of tequila. 387 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, we've all called in sick, all of us. Everyone's sick. 388 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,600 Speaker 2: You know what ruined so. 389 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,000 Speaker 1: Far, I'm winning the sneak game. 390 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:54,439 Speaker 2: You know what ruined calling in sick? Bloody camera phones. 391 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,760 Speaker 2: Back in the day, you could all be dressed up 392 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,600 Speaker 2: in your beach outfit, ready to go. Just get on 393 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,920 Speaker 2: the phone. I'm just not feeling well. Now you got 394 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,160 Speaker 2: to get a box of tissues and make up around 395 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:06,760 Speaker 2: your nose. 396 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:11,240 Speaker 1: And oh wait, I did that too. I didn't want 397 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:14,960 Speaker 1: to go to English class for like the seventeenth day 398 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,080 Speaker 1: in a row. So I went to school after the 399 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,280 Speaker 1: fact and put makeup around my eye to make it 400 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,280 Speaker 1: look like I got in a fight and couldn't make 401 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:23,960 Speaker 1: it to school. 402 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,280 Speaker 2: Why don't you just okay, say okay? I had I 403 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:32,080 Speaker 2: had one. So I was feeling really sleepy. I woke 404 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,320 Speaker 2: up one morning and I felt really sleepy, and I thought, 405 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,399 Speaker 2: I'll have the day off school. Always the best, right, 406 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,639 Speaker 2: sit at home, watch Star Wars do nothing. 407 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,240 Speaker 1: Way better than a day chill from school is way 408 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:41,879 Speaker 1: better than a weekend. 409 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,680 Speaker 2: You got the house to yourself, no one's there. You're 410 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,879 Speaker 2: like happy as Larry. You think I'm going to get 411 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,119 Speaker 2: some tissues around me for when mum gets back. And 412 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:55,560 Speaker 2: so I had banked off school, right, I'd wagged off school, 413 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,919 Speaker 2: and I was having a sick day. And then I 414 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,800 Speaker 2: thought the next day, I thought to myself, do I 415 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,000 Speaker 2: dare because maybe I'm not over this illness. 416 00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:06,840 Speaker 1: Maybe make sure for the other kid. 417 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,880 Speaker 2: Maybe I'll take a second day this thing, this thing 418 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:15,359 Speaker 2: seems to be lingering, and then I wake up. I 419 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:20,400 Speaker 2: was a bit tired. The next morning. I thought, what 420 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,960 Speaker 2: what trouble could I get into? Let's go for three, right, 421 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,160 Speaker 2: But my mother had if you made it to three, 422 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,480 Speaker 2: she had sort of a policy that was like, all right, 423 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,120 Speaker 2: well now you have to go to the doctors, right. 424 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,960 Speaker 2: So I went to the doctors and I'm there. I'm like, 425 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,439 Speaker 2: I've played me hand here. I'm at the double and 426 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,640 Speaker 2: so I was sitting there, he goes, what symptoms you got? Like, ah, 427 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:42,840 Speaker 2: A bit tired, a bit this, a bit that, Yeah, 428 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,640 Speaker 2: just not feeling me best and all this type of stuff. Right, 429 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,440 Speaker 2: And so he goes, We'll have to do some blood work, 430 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:54,080 Speaker 2: and I'm like, I feel like today, Like today I'm 431 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:57,800 Speaker 2: on the mend, like I'm on the I'm in I'm 432 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,680 Speaker 2: going in the right direction, even though I'm not healthy 433 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:05,879 Speaker 2: per se. Anyway, So now he's pulling blood out of 434 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,680 Speaker 2: my arm and I'm not sick, and I'm like, he's 435 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,440 Speaker 2: getting blood out of me anyway. The blood tests come 436 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,359 Speaker 2: back I had mono blandela fever. That's why I was 437 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,280 Speaker 2: tired all the time. I wasn't lying. 438 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:22,560 Speaker 1: Feeling ever I was like, yes, now you get more 439 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,320 Speaker 1: da So how many days did you really get home 440 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,720 Speaker 1: that six months after that? 441 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,240 Speaker 2: No, I got to have like a day off every 442 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,560 Speaker 2: couple of weeks because it makes you tired. And it's 443 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,399 Speaker 2: the kissing disease, isn't it? First girl I kissed? 444 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,200 Speaker 1: Though people are kissing all the time and not getting 445 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:44,199 Speaker 1: mono anymore? Is it only like pre pewbas it's teenagers. 446 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,760 Speaker 2: Teenagers get it. It's a teenagery type thing and you 447 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,000 Speaker 2: only get at once in your life. 448 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,280 Speaker 1: But why is it a teenagery thing? 449 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,720 Speaker 2: Because you do too much tongue as a kid, isn't 450 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,439 Speaker 2: it you learn to you learn to settle down on 451 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,360 Speaker 2: the tongue as you get older in the teen age 452 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:06,080 Speaker 2: striding suck on it? 453 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,000 Speaker 1: Infection? 454 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,560 Speaker 2: Who's the Snake? 455 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,520 Speaker 1: You? Every Tuesday on Fire. 456 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,840 Speaker 3: Every Tuesday streaming on Hulu next day. 457 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,840 Speaker 2: Look, I tell you can have Jeff Proost on the 458 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:21,159 Speaker 2: show from Survivor and he won't tell you a story 459 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:26,000 Speaker 2: about the Transformers or no, no, he'll be all level 460 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,080 Speaker 2: with you. Oh we don't want that. 461 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,520 Speaker 1: That's hard. I like when I do podcasts. I like 462 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,439 Speaker 1: feeling like it's a conversation piece. 463 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,240 Speaker 2: I feel like there's so many podcasts now, and it's 464 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,639 Speaker 2: the wild West of media because like radio, half of 465 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,920 Speaker 2: these things we couldn't have done, or they'd be hidden. 466 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,440 Speaker 2: Dump buttons on us, right right, it's good. 467 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,240 Speaker 1: It is good. 468 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:48,320 Speaker 2: It's good because the only people who are angry I guess. 469 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:49,919 Speaker 2: I don't know if people listening with their kids in 470 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:50,679 Speaker 2: the car, aren't they? 471 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,760 Speaker 1: I think people know what that did she call? 472 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,200 Speaker 2: Let's see, let's see. 473 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,320 Speaker 1: Why don't we try one more time to stop being 474 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,879 Speaker 1: a bloody you give. 475 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,400 Speaker 2: Her a call if if she sees both of us, 476 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,680 Speaker 2: because she tried to call me. I got a miss call, 477 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,040 Speaker 2: I got missed call. I got a miss cool and 478 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,119 Speaker 2: and and and the thing is, and the thing is, 479 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:12,960 Speaker 2: I know what she's doing. 480 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,760 Speaker 1: She's at restaurant. 481 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,760 Speaker 2: Her and Gordon are like this. They're like this, I'll 482 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:23,120 Speaker 2: beat you all restaurants. I'll beat your restaurant. And then God, 483 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:28,840 Speaker 2: have you seen Gordon's news show where she is just 484 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:33,600 Speaker 2: act like you know me for crying out loud? I 485 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:44,640 Speaker 2: love you too. Where's God? He must he must know us. 486 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:53,520 Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. Where's Gordon? Where is he? 487 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,960 Speaker 2: That would be you reckon? He's just in there grunting 488 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:57,320 Speaker 2: right now? 489 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:02,600 Speaker 1: You donkeys behaving? Oh he is so funny. I can't breathe. 490 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,440 Speaker 1: And then he told me that he knows you super well, 491 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,160 Speaker 1: and I said, we have to call her. I tried, 492 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:09,760 Speaker 1: you just started shooing. 493 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,360 Speaker 2: I love him. Have you met? 494 00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:20,040 Speaker 1: Yes, she's right here, right behind the camera. It's so exciting. 495 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,359 Speaker 1: All right, we'll go film your commercial. The eye is great. 496 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,280 Speaker 1: I would love to see you. I love you. I 497 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:32,239 Speaker 1: don't want to hold you up a few days, all right, 498 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,080 Speaker 1: and I can't wait to join. 499 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,320 Speaker 2: All right? Is that? I like that? Do you want 500 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,439 Speaker 2: to come to dinner with Lisa? Let's all do it. 501 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:49,320 Speaker 1: Let's do it. Where we going? Where's where's your favorite 502 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:49,879 Speaker 1: spot to go? 503 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:55,520 Speaker 2: And I'm coming? Wait? No, no, no, kids, please? 504 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:56,159 Speaker 1: Kids? 505 00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:58,520 Speaker 2: How long you had dread books? Full? 506 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,720 Speaker 3: Two and a half years now? 507 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,520 Speaker 1: He gets a lot of heat for his dreadlocks. How 508 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:04,720 Speaker 1: do you feel about them? 509 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:09,159 Speaker 2: Look, he's a white guy. It's quite essentially it's dirty 510 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,359 Speaker 2: hair when you're right, but I have curls. 511 00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:14,680 Speaker 1: He does have great hair. 512 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,520 Speaker 2: You get rid of it. I look, I can't grow one. 513 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,520 Speaker 2: I couldn't grow a dreadlock except for my big toe. 514 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,720 Speaker 2: There seems to be a lot of hair, and. 515 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,359 Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. 516 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,439 Speaker 3: I'll put a sock on and it'll snag them. 517 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,960 Speaker 1: You guys, I'm repulsed by all this. Yeah, probably, I'm 518 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 Speaker 1: glad I nag because if that's what I have to. 519 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:38,520 Speaker 1: If the man is his long dreaded toes, gross, well he. 520 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,919 Speaker 2: Gets to look at him. If I sit with my 521 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,600 Speaker 2: feet together, it's like back in, it's like belt grow. 522 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,720 Speaker 2: Then two of them sit together. I try to get 523 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:46,480 Speaker 2: up on a trip over. 524 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,639 Speaker 1: I love all of this. 525 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,399 Speaker 2: Sometimes if I got like this big toe doesn't have 526 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,119 Speaker 2: as much hair on it is this one. So what 527 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,600 Speaker 2: I do is I put this one next to it 528 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,080 Speaker 2: and then I comb it over so it looks like 529 00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:57,480 Speaker 2: they both. 530 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,040 Speaker 1: Is that one of your bits stage? 531 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,959 Speaker 2: Honestly think that's my stand up. 532 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,879 Speaker 3: You could say anything in it, and I like, ladies 533 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:10,240 Speaker 3: and gentlemen. 534 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:10,920 Speaker 2: Thank you very much. 535 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,600 Speaker 3: Try home. 536 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,160 Speaker 1: I can't. Okay, that was a great bonus episode. We're 537 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,280 Speaker 1: already done. I be sticking around. Yeah, we're easy. 538 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,800 Speaker 3: Uh you guys, there was more. 539 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,439 Speaker 2: Huh I could do this will day. 540 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,760 Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to another episode of the Give 541 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,600 Speaker 1: Them La La Podcast. The Bonus episode with Jim Jeffries 542 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,639 Speaker 1: Catch the Snake on Tuesdays on Fox. You can stream 543 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,880 Speaker 1: it the next day on Hulu and go to Jim 544 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,480 Speaker 1: Jeffries dot com to see where you're. 545 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,360 Speaker 2: Oh, you're Jim Jeffries' Needs. 546 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,880 Speaker 1: You're Jim jeffries Needs. Thank you again, I appreciate you. 547 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,200 Speaker 1: We'll catch y'all next week