Speaker 1: Well, it's up in sauce on the side. And typically
Speaker 1: I would say I'm in here with my producer Diamond,
Speaker 1: but I'm not really sure where Diamond is. Oh, there
Speaker 1: she is.
Speaker 2: There, she is.
Speaker 1: She ate the cake, didn't she She's.
Speaker 3: Eating cake that has been destroying that cake.
Speaker 1: So we had Teddy Swims in studio and they brought
Speaker 1: him a cake for his album release, and we've been
Speaker 1: housing that cake, some of us more than others.
Speaker 3: I did not like the cake.
Speaker 1: What didn't you like about it?
Speaker 3: It is too sweet. I am not a dessert person.
Speaker 3: If you had like a bunch of soft pretzels, let
Speaker 3: me tell you, then I go to town House those pretzels.
Speaker 3: But when it comes to sweets, I don't have a
Speaker 3: sweet tooth.
Speaker 1: I don't That sounds like such a brag. I don't
Speaker 1: have a sweet toooth. Oh fuck you, I'm drawn and sugar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me tell you something. It's not any better.
Speaker 3: Because I'm a car pound. I could eat like five bagels.
Speaker 3: I could eat like a pound of like a freakin
Speaker 3: mashed potatoes. I love car bready things and specifically pretzels.
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1: Well, Andrew, I love both. So it's really fucking hard
Speaker 1: out here right. Okay, by the way, Hey, it's Auce
Speaker 1: on the side. Hey, I think this is episode fifty.
Speaker 3: No, Episode fifty was like a week ago.
Speaker 1: Did we already celebrate it?
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 4: We can celeb right now, celebrating good we are okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we've been talking and Andrew, you were one
Speaker 1: of the people who pointed this out the other day.
Speaker 1: We've said it before. We look at our feedback, we
Speaker 1: listened to the talkbacks, we look at the reviews, and
Speaker 1: people seem to like it. When we just shoot the
Speaker 1: shit ourselves without having a guest in here, that's like
Speaker 1: very stressful.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: So episode fifty one, I did post and hey, ask
Speaker 1: me anything, and I got a bunch of asked me
Speaker 1: any things that were pretty good. I also wrote some
Speaker 1: questions down to ask you guys a while ago. We
Speaker 1: haven't gone through the talkbacks, so I don't we haven't
Speaker 1: gone through the most recent talkbacks, so I don't think
Speaker 1: we should really plainny of those. But what do you
Speaker 1: guys want to do? What's what tickles your pickle?
Speaker 3: I would like to mention something that happened to us. Yes,
Speaker 3: when we went to go see a movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3: What happened the brat who tried to take our seats?
Speaker 1: This bitch what We went to go see.
Speaker 3: A movie one of them days.
Speaker 4: The name of the movie was it good?
Speaker 2: It was good.
Speaker 1: It was like it's like it's exactly as they pitch
Speaker 1: it in the commercials. It's a buddy comedy. Go see
Speaker 1: it with the homie and it's like a girl version
Speaker 1: of Friday.
Speaker 3: I have not seen it.
Speaker 4: Someone posted what.
Speaker 1: What I'm ordering to your Fandango account?
Speaker 3: Yeah, do it Friday?
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: There's a long list of black movies that he has
Speaker 4: to see. List if you have not tackled those should
Speaker 4: I read the list?
Speaker 1: Yes? Please?
Speaker 3: Movies that diamond said, I have to see it in
Speaker 3: order to be cultured.
Speaker 4: Okay, well honey, okay.
Speaker 1: But while he's pulling that list up, this is what happened.
Speaker 1: So we went to a five thirty showing on a
Speaker 1: week night, and you know, you get your tickets ahead
Speaker 1: of time, you have your seats, Andrew picked what are
Speaker 1: supposed to be the best seats. So it's in the center,
Speaker 1: in the center, like middle middle seats. We roll up
Speaker 1: to sit down, it's not even a packed theater, and
Speaker 1: some chick is in our seat. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is weird. Okay, we'll just sit next to you
Speaker 1: because it would be kind of dick for us to
Speaker 1: relocate you at this point. But also what if somebody
Speaker 1: else comes to sit down? As soon as we sat down,
Speaker 1: other people come and they're like, you're in our seats.
Speaker 1: So we had to make her move. And then I
Speaker 1: realized not only she's sitting in the best seat in
Speaker 1: the house without her own I don't know why she
Speaker 1: had to sit in that one seat, she also smuggled
Speaker 1: in her own popcorn.
Speaker 3: I think she was also vaping, because every two seconds
Speaker 3: I could hear, you know, like when you hear a vape,
Speaker 3: it's like that yeah noise. Every two seconds, she would
Speaker 3: like pull her.
Speaker 1: Jacket up and I would just hear that tracks everything
Speaker 1: about her. I think she's the type of person who
Speaker 1: probably took her shoes off in the theater.
Speaker 3: Also, I didn't check the feet.
Speaker 1: There was just a lot happening.
Speaker 4: Brand Why do people now in twenty twenty five hide
Speaker 4: their vapes like.
Speaker 1: We hear it smoke inside, thank you, We hear it
Speaker 1: like it's not like.
Speaker 3: But also we smell it. It's kind candy.
Speaker 4: Yes, come on, like, you're not hiding anything.
Speaker 1: It's also no better than if you were smoking a
Speaker 1: cigarette next to me. It's true, it's the same shit.
Speaker 1: Please stop.
Speaker 3: The biggest lie that we've ever been sold is that
Speaker 3: this was the healthier alternative, and it addicted a whole
Speaker 3: new generation of kids. They are starting at like ten
Speaker 3: years old.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, but it's candy flavored, so it's cool, which
Speaker 1: is insane.
Speaker 2: That's sad.
Speaker 4: Same.
Speaker 1: Hopefully RFK gets to the bottom of this.
Speaker 3: Medicines are vapable.
Speaker 4: Now, we did it, pol.
Speaker 3: We don't need to report anything to the CDC or
Speaker 3: the health departments.
Speaker 1: We won and even if we do report it, they're
Speaker 1: not gonna tell you. Now, oh my god, it's going
Speaker 1: so well.
Speaker 3: When we start missing, where are they going? Oh, they're
Speaker 3: dead from just disease, who knows what disease.
Speaker 1: You're good, don't worry. There's a plague on the way.
Speaker 2: But we're not going.
Speaker 3: Everything's fine, loving life, folks.
Speaker 1: Have you guys clean the movie? Don't look up? Yes, no,
Speaker 1: I feel like that is what we're living in. So basically,
Speaker 1: the premise of the movie is that all these scientists
Speaker 1: warn that there is an asteroid headed toward Earth. Yes,
Speaker 1: and there are all the ways that you could have
Speaker 1: done things to fix it, but nobody was listening, nobody
Speaker 1: was getting on the same page, nobody was doing it.
Speaker 1: So they come to the ultimate conclusion that the only
Speaker 1: thing to do is not look up. It's going to
Speaker 1: hit the planet. Just don't look up.
Speaker 3: But prior to that, also the president is working with
Speaker 3: a bunch of other countries. They come up with a
Speaker 3: fort like a plan. They're gonna do something to get
Speaker 3: rid of it. Then a tech bro steps in and
Speaker 3: it's like, guys, there's mineable materials on this asteroid, so
Speaker 3: let's mine the materials and we can like fix it
Speaker 3: so then we can all get rich off of it
Speaker 3: once it hits. Yes, So then they send up that
Speaker 3: to like break it apart, get the minerals, do the
Speaker 3: whole thing instead of just doing the number one thing,
Speaker 3: which would have been just destroy it so it doesn't
Speaker 3: come to hit us unless people die.
Speaker 4: Right, So we're living in a movie.
Speaker 1: We are living in a combination of don't look up
Speaker 1: and idiocrity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great. That's one headline, by the way, where
Speaker 3: the person was like, uh, I didn't realize the apocalypse
Speaker 3: would have lame tech bros. Yeah in it.
Speaker 1: Like I knew men were gonna in the world, I
Speaker 1: didn't know they'd be such losers, fucking dorks.
Speaker 3: Literally, we are losers.
Speaker 1: We're all losing together. Worst group project of my life.
Speaker 1: So Andrew, as we're all gearing up for the end
Speaker 1: of the world, what are the black movies that you're
Speaker 1: supposed to watch?
Speaker 3: Here's something to enjoy during the apocalypse. I need to
Speaker 3: watch Baby Boy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why did you say it like that?
Speaker 3: How am I supposed to say it?
Speaker 4: Baby Boy?
Speaker 3: Baby Boy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Tyres Yeah, Jody.
Speaker 3: And Snoop Dogg, which f him and being.
Speaker 1: I think is being Rams, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably it's got tyresee Omar Gooding, Taraji Henson, Snoop
Speaker 3: Dogg being Raams.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, you should definitely watch Baby Boys in the Hood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually have seen Diary of a Mad Black Woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you put a media movie on there, and I
Speaker 1: add to that every other.
Speaker 3: Media movie I saw, Medea Goes to Jail.
Speaker 1: Those are my secret secret pleasure, and they're all every
Speaker 1: one is like worse than the one before. They're talking about.
Speaker 3: Tyler Perry is the family that praise e y as
Speaker 3: for those interesting Wait, isn't.
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian in that one? Yeah?
Speaker 4: About that?
Speaker 1: She's bad?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, so I have to see that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please see Friday.
Speaker 3: Okay, I have to see Love and Basketball?
Speaker 4: Are you? Why did you say it like that?
Speaker 1: Andrew? You have missed out on some moments. It's basketball, not.
Speaker 3: The one that you play the clip of that you
Speaker 3: love so much?
Speaker 4: Moms out in Spain?
Speaker 3: What is that one about love?
Speaker 4: Love and Basketball?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Damn man, he just kills it. These are very sorry, straightforward.
Speaker 3: I have to watch set it off?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, hell yeah, Queen.
Speaker 3: The Tefa pint Yea and what's her name?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Via Fox, I've seen the I remember. My favorite Vivia
Speaker 3: Fox movie is the one Independence Day?
Speaker 4: Is that a.
Speaker 1: Vivica Fox movie? I mean, I know she's in it, but.
Speaker 3: I just like when he's like we'll be fine, She's
Speaker 3: like fine, and then she goes to the window and
Speaker 3: she draws the curtain. That's fine.
Speaker 1: I've never seen Independent Mania.
Speaker 4: No, and we're not swapping. Go back to your list movie.
Speaker 1: It's just more Wait, why isn't it a black movie.
Speaker 1: There are two black leads.
Speaker 3: I mean technically, Vivica Fox is a supporting character in it,
Speaker 3: but it's a Will Smith led movie. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: so okay.
Speaker 1: Do you know Will Smith said back in the day
Speaker 1: because he apparently was supposed to play Django Jango Unchained,
Speaker 1: which I could absolutely have seen, but he said he
Speaker 1: will never take a role, with the exception of Ali,
Speaker 1: that cannot be played by a black person or a
Speaker 1: white person. He doesn't want to be boxed into black
Speaker 1: films only. So he was very picky about all the
Speaker 1: roles that he took.
Speaker 3: Which is funny because he made Emancipation in the year
Speaker 3: twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's changed his mind.
Speaker 3: And he also did King Richard, where he played you know,
Speaker 3: he won the Oscar for that role that really couldn't
Speaker 3: be played by.
Speaker 1: For sure. Maybe this was a while ago, but he
Speaker 1: did say that because I was like, why would you
Speaker 1: pass on Jango? What a gift a movie?
Speaker 3: Not for anything, But I feel like he probably comes
Speaker 3: from that era where it was like Demi Moore being
Speaker 3: like popcorn movies, where it was like you kind of
Speaker 3: did get boxed in and you can't really get any
Speaker 3: awards but you can make a lot of money. And
Speaker 3: then he realized, but I won an award now, which
Speaker 3: I would too. I would love an award, be an
Speaker 3: award for he won the Oscar. That's your slab?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, which was that.
Speaker 3: Year breakdown during his speech, don't you remember?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't watch that. I only watched the slab.
Speaker 3: Oh that was very boring. I loved it. It was
Speaker 3: so great. The slap happened and I was like, oh damn.
Speaker 3: And then they announced him as Best Actor and he
Speaker 3: literally just started crying. Was like, things can be hard sometimes.
Speaker 3: I got a lot of people after me now, and
Speaker 3: you're like.
Speaker 2: Are you good?
Speaker 3: And the answer is no, What in the Jaden Smith
Speaker 3: is happening?
Speaker 4: Oh lord, Yeah, he did.
Speaker 1: A number on him. I'm not gonna blame her solely
Speaker 1: because you have to take responsibility for your own actions.
Speaker 1: But man, her little red table talks, she just ran
Speaker 1: him over with a bus.
Speaker 4: It is what it is so many times? What it is?
Speaker 3: What was it conscious? No, that wasn't conscious?
Speaker 1: Coupling was Gynneth Paltrow?
Speaker 3: What was hers?
Speaker 4: They have?
Speaker 1: Which again I say, my father has been using that
Speaker 1: term for any relationship that I've ever been in my
Speaker 1: entire life. Yeah, me with someone for five years. He's like, uh,
Speaker 1: what kind of a romantic entanglement are you in?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're dear god.
Speaker 3: Do you know if he was hanging out with Jada Pinkettsmith.
Speaker 1: Probably they seem like they'd hang out together.
Speaker 3: Oh, the last movie was Soul Food.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to watch so.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that's about either.
Speaker 1: So it's a lot of family.
Speaker 3: Oh, so is the Past and the Furious.
Speaker 4: But that's not like, oh honey, stressing stressing me out. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we're going to add more to the list, like Next Friday.
Speaker 4: You have to add that after you watch Friday after
Speaker 4: next or no, next Friday and then Friday.
Speaker 3: I like things like a man. Is that that's a
Speaker 3: black movie? I guess I love that one. Okay, Girls
Speaker 3: Trip is pretty funny.
Speaker 4: Okay, now we're getting cheesy society. I mean, I guess, yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know what that one is.
Speaker 1: Would you consider Higher Learning a black movie? I like
Speaker 1: that movie. It's good, but like.
Speaker 4: I guess it's considered a black movie.
Speaker 1: Lean on me?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, yeah, what's that one?
Speaker 3: Come on man, lean on me.
Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman, The principal who takes no ship has a
Speaker 1: baseball bat. Oh, no, you seen Coming to America?
Speaker 3: No, Oh, Andrew, I'm sorry. There's a lot of classics.
Speaker 3: I haven't watched Beverly Hills cop I haven't watched.
Speaker 4: Don't put that in the same category as coming to
Speaker 4: a Man.
Speaker 1: I want to get you into Indian movies, but I
Speaker 1: feel like, first, let's start with the culture that you're
Speaker 1: surrounded by more.
Speaker 3: I love Bollywood music.
Speaker 1: Who music or movies. I mean, it's all the same,
Speaker 1: like they very much go too.
Speaker 3: In Jersey City. There's always Bollywood movies. I would happily
Speaker 3: go see one. I love the music so much. I
Speaker 3: love the dancing.
Speaker 1: Okay, now that I know I have a partner in crime, Yeah,
Speaker 1: game all one.
Speaker 2: I'm so in.
Speaker 3: Okay, there was that R R R movie. I wanted
Speaker 3: to see that.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we can see anything you want to see.
Speaker 3: Still, yeah, you tell me, I'm in.
Speaker 1: All right, we got we've got some marching orders. This
Speaker 1: winter looks awful and treacherous.
Speaker 3: It is awful.
Speaker 1: We will do this. Did we talk about in the
Speaker 1: last one that there are some really weird we did
Speaker 1: there's some really weird movies in your Fandango account.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you touched on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, basically Deliverance. I was like, what the hell is
Speaker 1: Andrew doing watching it? Do you know anything about Deliverance? No,
Speaker 1: Diamond put that on your list.
Speaker 3: No that it's a white person movie.
Speaker 1: It is a white person movie, but it's also just
Speaker 1: such I think still to this day people quote one
Speaker 1: specific line from it.
Speaker 3: I never saw it, so I really it was cheap
Speaker 3: on fandango. It's like five bucks, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: I'll watch it eventually.
Speaker 1: I was very shocked by the one scene that I'm
Speaker 1: talking about because really horribly, horrifically hillbilly accident. It's not
Speaker 1: an accident incident, I should say, takes place, and then
Speaker 1: after the thing happens, they just like pick up and
Speaker 1: move on. I'm like, wait what I feel like I
Speaker 1: would just I don't want to run it for you.
Speaker 1: Watch Deliverance.
Speaker 3: It's on my fandango. You have it?
Speaker 4: How many.
Speaker 3: I would say? There's at least twenty people on it? Wow, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: but everyone knows that if they buy something, they venmo me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I like that. It's like there is yeah where
Speaker 3: it's a communist society.
Speaker 2: I told you.
Speaker 1: I'm all about I'm all about a communal society. I'm
Speaker 1: into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm all about the sharing of the passwords, the.
Speaker 1: Sharing of everything. Yeah, if I have it, we have it. No, okay, Simon,
Speaker 1: It's like absolutely not.
Speaker 4: No, I'm just like, yeah.
Speaker 3: That mean said, run me my check. I want the
Speaker 3: residuals that too.
Speaker 1: I thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm not sharing with anybody.
Speaker 1: I would happily share with everybody. If it really meant
Speaker 1: that things were going in the direction into the people
Speaker 1: that needed it, I'd be down. It just feels at
Speaker 1: the moment that all the things that I'm willingly sharing
Speaker 1: are somehow going uphill. Yeah, not downhill. And I don't
Speaker 1: know how that works.
Speaker 3: Well, it's trickle down, but you're wearing pants, so you're
Speaker 3: just pissing yourself.
Speaker 1: It's not trickle down. It's trickled up somehow. So one
Speaker 1: of the questions from the Ask Me anything was basically,
Speaker 1: how are you guys doing? Who wants to answer that?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 1: Well, bitch, we laugh because if we don't will cry.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Literally, I'm of.
Speaker 3: The opinion that I'm not going to be angry anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you kid, I was angry during the four years he
Speaker 3: won the popular vote, he won the electoral college. So
Speaker 3: at this point, if this is what people want, I'm
Speaker 3: not going to get into arguments in comment sections I
Speaker 3: am you before. No, it's just but I would look,
Speaker 3: I would seek it out almost because I'm like trying
Speaker 3: to find validation in my thoughts and feelings. If somebody
Speaker 3: is saying it, I'd get pissed off of it. I
Speaker 3: have learned to take a step back from all of that.
Speaker 3: Really hone in on the accounts I'm following. You take
Speaker 3: a step back, be informed, but not reactive, because you're
Speaker 3: not going to change hearts and minds, and there's no
Speaker 3: reason to think that you can.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: I also think a big part of this is there's
Speaker 1: a lot of very performative things going on right now
Speaker 1: that most likely are not going to stick and not
Speaker 1: going to end up being consequential in the future. That
Speaker 1: is my hope. I'd like to believe that the judicial
Speaker 1: system and our justices are not incredibly psychotic. I'm unsure
Speaker 1: of that at the moment.
Speaker 4: You should be.
Speaker 1: We'll see how it happens. I'm happy that a judge
Speaker 1: already struck down the challenge to the birthright citizenship thing.
Speaker 1: You know, We'll see where everything goes from there. But
Speaker 1: are we okay? The answer is hell no and not really.
Speaker 1: We'll see how the tax situation works out, and I'll
Speaker 1: talk to you later.
Speaker 3: In two weeks from now. You know, communism, all this.
Speaker 1: Has worked out well for me, and I am now
Speaker 1: a complete capitalist.
Speaker 3: You know, is not a good guy and really not
Speaker 3: socialize anything.
Speaker 1: My money is my money. I will hoard. Yes, let's see.
Speaker 1: Oh did you have work done? Because you look more
Speaker 1: beautiful than when you started at Oh are you insane?
Speaker 1: That's great? The answers, No, I've had no work done.
Speaker 1: I here's the thing. We talk about it all the time.
Speaker 1: If you look at the pictures I post, they will
Speaker 1: all be good pictures because I'm in control of that.
Speaker 1: So I can control my chins, I can control my makeup,
Speaker 1: I can do all of that kind of stuff. When
Speaker 1: you watch the things are digital department posts of me,
Speaker 1: it's mildly traumatic, and I'd like to think I don't
Speaker 1: look like that creature. So the answers, I've had no
Speaker 1: work done. Not that I wouldn't in the future, but
Speaker 1: I haven't have any of you guys had anything. No,
Speaker 1: would you know I know diamond three pound.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would I do it. I'm trying this thing,
Speaker 4: not a what do you call it? It's not This
Speaker 4: is not an endorsement because I don't know if it's
Speaker 4: actually gonna work yet. But frownies for my forehead, the
Speaker 4: lines in my forehead when I go like this, I
Speaker 4: want to see it. It's literally it's non invasive botox.
Speaker 4: So it like you mean it's a needle. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: they're patches that you stick on your forehead. Really yeah,
Speaker 4: you wet them a little bit, you put it on
Speaker 4: your forehead, you go to sleep, and it hardens, kind
Speaker 4: of like a cast, and you just it's called brownies
Speaker 4: and you rip them off. And now that you're listening
Speaker 4: to this, you'll probably be fed Instagram ads. But I
Speaker 4: heard that if you use them like mine, get a
Speaker 4: little deep when I'm talking because I'm very expressive. So
Speaker 4: I'm gonna see if they work. But apparently for somebody
Speaker 4: like me it'll take a while. I don't think it'll
Speaker 4: take a while for you. If you want me to
Speaker 4: bring them in.
Speaker 1: What's the difference between me?
Speaker 4: You're not as expressive in your forehead?
Speaker 1: Yes, how I am too.
Speaker 4: No, look, you're not moving like this, You're not Oh no,
Speaker 4: you don't do that that often. I'm very like, girl,
Speaker 4: did you see? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: You know so even when you smile, you don't get.
Speaker 4: Smile smile no, see yeah, yeah, same, And my nose
Speaker 4: goes flat when I'm really laughing.
Speaker 1: You just know the thing, the thing I want more
Speaker 1: than anything, because you know, we're all and this is
Speaker 1: not a bitch session, and I don't want us to
Speaker 1: be these people because life is good and we're pretty
Speaker 1: healthy and like that's all wonderful.
Speaker 4: Great.
Speaker 1: When I laugh, I have six or seven chins that
Speaker 1: make an appearance that I really don't think are there
Speaker 1: for the most part. But every fucking time they want
Speaker 1: to post a video of me, I am laughing about
Speaker 1: some shit in here, and those chins are just.
Speaker 4: Out and about would you do something like to your face?
Speaker 1: Well I haven't yet, but yeah, I want to get
Speaker 1: rid of it.
Speaker 2: I heard.
Speaker 1: I heard No, I don't want to have like plastic surgery.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do any of that. I did
Speaker 1: hear that Kuypella just sort of like melts the fat away.
Speaker 1: But then someone told me not Kuypella, and that chin
Speaker 1: LiPo is the best way to go, and you can
Speaker 1: do it without them putting you under.
Speaker 4: It's like a yeah, I just have heard nothing but
Speaker 4: bad stories about the recovery process from LiPo, which scares
Speaker 4: me so like chin I don't know about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's scared so close to like major veins that
Speaker 3: gets something wrong.
Speaker 1: Also, your fucking face, Like that's what makes me nervous
Speaker 1: about anything. It's your face. That is the thing that
Speaker 1: everybody sees every day all the time. I don't need
Speaker 1: drastic changes on it. It's okay, we will rebuild whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm fine with it. I just I you know what
Speaker 1: I could do? Diet exercise.
Speaker 3: They have this chin thing. My friend got it in
Speaker 3: college where it was like, you do like chin ups.
Speaker 4: Yes, I've seen that.
Speaker 3: You just like this a bunch and apparently it's supposed
Speaker 3: to smooth it out. I don't know if that's.
Speaker 1: A thing that seems to like chin yoga too.
Speaker 4: There is okay Alexia from Real Housewives in Miami.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The key to sounding like you're from
Speaker 1: Miami is just totally talking through your nose and like nothing.
Speaker 3: Else literally like literally regardless, Bro so much, bro, Bro.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny there are so many people tell
Speaker 1: me if this happens to you, Diamond. I have a
Speaker 1: lot of dude friends who will talk to me and
Speaker 1: address me like bro, bro blah blah blah blah. But
Speaker 1: when I'm like girl, listen to me, they say, hey,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? I'm not your girl? And I say,
Speaker 1: first of all, yes you are, yep. Second of all,
Speaker 1: what why can you call me?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 1: And I can't call you girl?
Speaker 4: If you gossip with me at any point in your life,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Call you go Oh really yep?
Speaker 4: Girl, Andrew, I've done it to you so many times.
Speaker 4: I did it to Josh once. I did it to
Speaker 4: Big Mac from the Breakfast Club. I did it to
Speaker 4: him a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Girl, How did he handle that?
Speaker 4: He was like, right, it caught him off guard, But
Speaker 4: I kept talking, so I didn't really give him. I
Speaker 4: didn't give him the opportunity to say anything.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 1: Quite the double standard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't understand why she.
Speaker 1: Doesn't give a fuck. He rolls with whatever, he doesn't care.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm not a girl okay, and I'm not
Speaker 4: a bro, So what are we doing? I went through
Speaker 4: life at one point really wanting to be a boy?
Speaker 1: Did you why?
Speaker 4: Just because I'm like, it just seems so much cooler
Speaker 4: to be a boy.
Speaker 1: What do you think now, is in fact a lot cooler?
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 4: I don't think that like men live an easy life.
Speaker 4: They really do. Like they pretend as if life is
Speaker 4: so hard for them, But you don't have to deal
Speaker 4: with a period once a month.
Speaker 1: That's just the tip of the ice.
Speaker 3: Per I show you a Jordan Peterson video that might
Speaker 3: change your mind. What about a Ben Shapiro clip? Could
Speaker 3: I play you one? The show?
Speaker 1: Nothing makes me laugh harder than when wop came out
Speaker 1: and Ben Shapiro got so mad and he and his
Speaker 1: wife essentially cop to the fact that she just has
Speaker 1: a dry vagina, sir, not the flex you thought it was.
Speaker 1: If you have a what us pussy, you probably have
Speaker 1: some type of bacterial vegenosis. Uh No, what Ben Shapiro
Speaker 1: tell me you don't fuck without telling me you don't fuck? Dork,
Speaker 1: little word, Bring all that back, Bring it back. That's
Speaker 1: all we got now.
Speaker 3: I really think that those are the best insults. Oh, absolutely,
Speaker 3: calling someone a dor adweb torp, like are you dumb?
Speaker 3: That's so much better than being like a laundry list
Speaker 3: of like carswords. Yeah, yeah, it's it's so much more stinging.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is a good question to everybody in the room.
Speaker 1: If you could change one thing about the Big Show?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: Oh? I know, I get rid of phone taps so fast?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, that was Okay.
Speaker 3: It just feels like it's I think there's and Elvis
Speaker 3: has said it too. Sometimes they can sound a little mean.
Speaker 4: That's why.
Speaker 3: It just it feels like it's from an early two
Speaker 3: thousands era, Like that type of humor is very early
Speaker 3: two thousands eight. Okay, I don't think it meshes with
Speaker 3: the current version of our show.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you want to know a secret that's really
Speaker 1: not that much of a secret. I don't think I've
Speaker 1: really ever listened to any phone tap all the way through.
Speaker 1: The only ones I know all the way through are
Speaker 1: the ones that I did, all three of them, because
Speaker 1: when the phone taps come on, typically Elvis hates them
Speaker 1: so much that he just turns it down and then
Speaker 1: we all sit in here and shoot the shit and
Speaker 1: talk about things.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I haven't actually heard any of the phone taps.
Speaker 1: So people will come up to meet quoting things, and
Speaker 1: I just look at smile like, ah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're very fun. They're fun. Some of them are good,
Speaker 3: like my cat is Going I love that one all
Speaker 3: the time. But I think on the whole sometimes I'm
Speaker 3: just like.
Speaker 1: Ugh, okay, Andrew phone taps out, Diamond.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: I would pre record the day before the show, well,
Speaker 4: like pieces of it, so that we could sleep in
Speaker 4: for an.
Speaker 1: Hour or my breakfast like we did.
Speaker 4: Yes, but like, I don't understand why we don't do that.
Speaker 1: I think even if we did it, we would still
Speaker 1: have to be here at the same time. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying I'm not trying to take away
Speaker 1: what you said. I just don't think that would give us.
Speaker 1: I think maybe we could get out earlier if we
Speaker 1: recorded stuff, but I don't know if we'd ever have
Speaker 1: to show up later. Even though we all know that
Speaker 1: there are tons of shows who do this. There's a
Speaker 1: show down the hall from us where the entire thing
Speaker 1: is recorded the night before. I'll let you figure out
Speaker 1: which show that is. They're not even down the hall
Speaker 1: from us, but they like to act like they are.
Speaker 4: Who could it be Clockett, Clockett? I just I would
Speaker 4: love for us to start at six thirty. Maybe I
Speaker 4: could get on a bus and come in every day
Speaker 4: on the bus.
Speaker 1: You've been coming in right with me or right after
Speaker 1: me lately, and she walks in and says, I'm taking
Speaker 1: a nap, and she goes in the little chocolate in
Speaker 1: the green room and she just goes to sleep.
Speaker 4: I hate it, Kathy Hochl, you're on my actually, no watch.
Speaker 4: You can't say things like that anymore.
Speaker 1: Haligi is her.
Speaker 3: Nice little shopping list of just things that she's getting.
Speaker 1: You can just say on the naughty list, that's what
Speaker 1: she's on my list. I have quite a naughty and
Speaker 1: a nice list, and I if you don't think I.
Speaker 4: Write names on these, I am who's on your nice list?
Speaker 1: On my nice list?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 4: Yes, never know.
Speaker 1: You guys are definitely nice list people. Oh my family
Speaker 1: nice list people.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: There are a couple of celebrities that are nice list people.
Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders is on the nice list. And as far
Speaker 1: as Washington d C goes, that's about it. Pete, it
Speaker 1: is teetering, ma re Pete. I don't mind, mar re Pete.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of other people. I'm just kind
Speaker 1: of like, I see you I thought you were nice,
Speaker 1: but now I'm seeing this other side of you.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Wow. I want to go deep into that, but we
Speaker 4: don't have the time.
Speaker 1: Okay. So that's what I would change about The Big Show.
Speaker 1: I wish everyone on The Big Show would actually just
Speaker 1: say how they feel about certain things, whether it's politically
Speaker 1: or a celebrity, or just an opinion about people yelling
Speaker 1: us about things we should and shouldn't say. I wish
Speaker 1: people could hear on the air the things that are
Speaker 1: said off the air, because I find it compelling and
Speaker 1: I think that would be a wonderful show and hilarious.
Speaker 1: And I know that our motto with The Big Show,
Speaker 1: and I totally get this. I understand where they're coming
Speaker 1: from on it. We love all servell. You don't pick
Speaker 1: a lane, You kind of stay in the middle. I've
Speaker 1: told you my thoughts on that. I think when you
Speaker 1: stay in the middle, you do get hit by cars
Speaker 1: on both sides. So I like to pick a lane
Speaker 1: so that I know where the traffic is. But that
Speaker 1: alienates a lot of people. So because we don't want
Speaker 1: to alienate people, we do stay right in the middle
Speaker 1: on a lot of stuff. But I know how people
Speaker 1: in this room feel about things, and I just wish
Speaker 1: that they would say it as opposed to me always
Speaker 1: being the person that's like that sucks thing. I'm an asshole.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, Als told me today, he said, you
Speaker 1: are such an asshole. I don't really call a lot
Speaker 1: of women assholes because they're not. But you, you.
Speaker 4: Are an asshole. You are an asshole? Why you can be?
Speaker 3: How definition of it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: What are you defining that as? Is that a technical definition?
Speaker 3: Let me just get from now.
Speaker 4: I okay, Gandhi is a funny asshole to me at
Speaker 4: least I would hate to be her end to me honestly,
Speaker 4: but like asshole in the in the sense where like
Speaker 4: if somebody says something and they fuck a word up,
Speaker 4: and like you take pride in saying, well, don't know
Speaker 4: if that's a word, but like VI foilage foiliage is
Speaker 4: so mad about that.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even the one that said it.
Speaker 4: Did I say, yes, yes, you did.
Speaker 1: She meant to say foliage. Apparently she said foyliage, and
Speaker 1: then she got really mad at the person she was
Speaker 1: dating at the time because he never corrected her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we just shouldn't that was a Tailtale sign rights.
Speaker 1: That's a funny one. That's a long story and kind
Speaker 1: of an inside joke that no one's gonna even understand.
Speaker 3: It ain't worth it.
Speaker 1: I know it's telltale.
Speaker 4: It's a joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So those are the things we change about the
Speaker 1: Big show.
Speaker 3: Also, cursing. I wish we could curse.
Speaker 1: I do too. I can't really torn on it though,
Speaker 1: because in reality, I think sentences come off much more
Speaker 1: powerfully without a curse word.
Speaker 3: I agree. I think that's where I fed up my
Speaker 3: Survivor audition. By the way, I'm like almost guaranteed. They
Speaker 3: said try not to curse, and then in my head,
Speaker 3: I don't curse that much. I really don't.
Speaker 1: You don't.
Speaker 3: And I feel like if I were to watch the
Speaker 3: tape back every other word, I was like, and this
Speaker 3: ship this fuck shit, fucking, oh god did I have
Speaker 3: tourettes first?
Speaker 4: And I screwed up my chances.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Tourettes, back to the comment section and people
Speaker 1: being very unhinged right now. When I just see these
Speaker 1: like crazy ass troll type people roll through and on.
Speaker 1: This happens to me all the time. I'll post something
Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with politics. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: just a picture of me at the White House, and
Speaker 1: then somebody will slide underneath and just yell chomp. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's a person with turettes and a keyboard,
Speaker 1: because how does that have anything to do with what
Speaker 1: this post is at this moment? Yeah, it's the Volley celebration.
Speaker 1: What prompted you to slide in here?
Speaker 4: Because people are off right? Literally people will text in.
Speaker 4: You want to know why? Okay, here we go. One
Speaker 4: thing that I would change about the show. Stop fucking
Speaker 4: texting in things that you think are gonna get you,
Speaker 4: like a callback or something like that in an offensive way.
Speaker 4: Oh really like texting in saying uh go Trump? Okay, babes,
Speaker 4: we're talking about fucking farts. Like I don't understand.
Speaker 1: It's a digital Yeah, what what do.
Speaker 4: You get from this? You just want to go around
Speaker 4: tell it to your family members? Oh wait, you're probably
Speaker 4: blocked by all of them because they're probably sick of you.
Speaker 4: It's like, I can't take it. You think I walk
Speaker 4: around just saying Joe Biden, Kamala. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: People did that even when it was a possibility or
Speaker 1: a thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just take a step back. Everyone should breathe.
Speaker 3: This is not a sports team. And I also think
Speaker 3: that that internet theory is a real thing.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 3: The dead Internet theory is that all the comments that
Speaker 3: are saying stuff like that, it's just AI bots.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I could see part of them.
Speaker 3: The comment section in ninety percent of what you're reading
Speaker 3: is all just bots talking to each other. I one
Speaker 3: hundred percent believe it. It's all to just so so
Speaker 3: much hatred between all of us. Because Instagram is now
Speaker 3: coming up with AI influencers to be on the platform.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all sad and skin That.
Speaker 3: Means that your platform probably has seventy five percent or
Speaker 3: just bots. So then you are selling stuff knowing that
Speaker 3: it's bots. It's I don't understand why people aren't looking
Speaker 3: into these things. It's crazy to.
Speaker 4: Make Well, you're not looking into it because you can't
Speaker 4: or you won't be able to look into it in
Speaker 4: a little bit. Seeing that they donated a million dollars
Speaker 4: to an inauguration and stept front row when it was
Speaker 4: really hard for you to get tickets to be in
Speaker 4: there in the first place. Okay, they're supposed to be
Speaker 4: going to dignitaries. But we have an aligarchy going on
Speaker 4: over here. Okay, it's wild. Whatever asshole I.
Speaker 1: Did, it's too easy, But you're one hundred percent right.
Speaker 1: Once once, everything has been taken over. So you've got Congress,
Speaker 1: the Supreme Court, and now all the social media platforms,
Speaker 1: the free speech that everybody.
Speaker 3: Are being quieted.
Speaker 4: Exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: I have to buy your own platform.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. So what do you do? How do you
Speaker 1: combat this?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 3: I think if everyone got this is just my opinion,
Speaker 3: and I'm also the thing that I had at twelve
Speaker 3: got canceled, so we're fine.
Speaker 4: We didn't even know there was a thing that he knew.
Speaker 3: Because she's a real friend. Oh wow. I think if
Speaker 3: everyone got off of social media, I genuinely think we
Speaker 3: would have to actually find each other and be able
Speaker 3: to have real conversations. Again, I think people got a
Speaker 3: little too comfortable thinking that they are who they are
Speaker 3: in social media. There is no actual real weight to
Speaker 3: anything said on any of these platforms. We deemed it
Speaker 3: had all this weight and that we need to use
Speaker 3: them to stay connected and do all this stuff. It
Speaker 3: means nothing. Nobody knows how to have actual conversations because
Speaker 3: they're living fake lives and we put so much weight
Speaker 3: behind it, where if you just get rid of it,
Speaker 3: if they all shut down tomorrow, we'd all be fine.
Speaker 3: Our livelihood now we would be.
Speaker 1: Gary would collapse into himself like a dying star.
Speaker 3: But he's not just gonna die. He'll be fine. It's
Speaker 3: not like health care going away, right, like you food
Speaker 3: or water, you can get rid of it. We can
Speaker 3: just go back to having internet.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, that's why they say shout out to us.
Speaker 1: They say Millennials are the last decent generation and the
Speaker 1: perfect generation because we straddled two lives. You straddled the
Speaker 1: social media didn't exist when you were a little kid,
Speaker 1: so you know how to go outside and play and
Speaker 1: interact with people. And then because we were the people
Speaker 1: who created social media, we've also learned to navigate it
Speaker 1: very well. But we know that life exists without it
Speaker 1: and how to exist without it. Before us, the generation
Speaker 1: before us, they really struggle with what's real, what's not real,
Speaker 1: how to operate things you should and shouldn't say in public. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and obviously the people behind us didn't grow up without it,
Speaker 1: so they have no concept of what it's like to
Speaker 1: exist in this world without having an answer to everything
Speaker 1: right at your fingertips and using like chet GPT to
Speaker 1: answer your questions. It's an interesting thing that's happening right now.
Speaker 1: But I did to your point, Andrew. I was recently
Speaker 1: reading how social inner actions have really just fallen off
Speaker 1: with the generation right below us because everything is online.
Speaker 1: You're working remotely a lot of times. If you're working,
Speaker 1: you are commenting back and forth to people, You're watching
Speaker 1: TV and streaming things. You're streaming videos, you're not actually
Speaker 1: sitting with a person and having a conversation and having
Speaker 1: a person have discourse with you, hearing their tone, hearing
Speaker 1: how they say things. Everyone just reads something and then
Speaker 1: they interpret it through whatever lens they already have, And
Speaker 1: that's where everything just starts popping off. And people are,
Speaker 1: as we talk about all the time, lonelier than they've
Speaker 1: ever been because none of it's real. And now you
Speaker 1: have these weird little AI things, these profile influencers popping
Speaker 1: up who are going to give you advice on love.
Speaker 1: They have psychologists, some AI psychology pages. It's super creepy,
Speaker 1: and we're just letting it happen.
Speaker 3: It's terrible you look into all the streaming stuff that's
Speaker 3: going on. The numbers also aren't real. It can be inflated.
Speaker 3: So if we can't pry the hood open and see
Speaker 3: what Netflix is really talking about. How they financed a
Speaker 3: three hundred million dollar movie and then they said it
Speaker 3: got fifteen thousand hours worth of streams. What does that mean?
Speaker 3: Did you make your money back or did you not
Speaker 3: make your money Because in a theater system you get
Speaker 3: the tickets and it goes into your budgets.
Speaker 1: What does There's no well movie, was that The.
Speaker 3: Red Notice or whatever it is? Look at any of
Speaker 3: the really big movies that Netflix is financed shows anything.
Speaker 3: And it's not just Netflix. Amazon has put billions behind
Speaker 3: the Lord of the Rings series. There's like all this
Speaker 3: stuff that streaming networks are doing, but they never release
Speaker 3: any of their data. They have streaming charts, but nobody
Speaker 3: knows what it's backed up by bots. Even album sales
Speaker 3: it's now streams. So if I stream it ten times,
Speaker 3: that counts as a sale. How do you know this
Speaker 3: is real?
Speaker 1: So down the rabbit hole, one of the things I've
Speaker 1: been talking about with one of my friends is obviously
Speaker 1: things are really moving. It looks like things are being
Speaker 1: positioned to go in a specific direction with a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff, and we all know it's not necessarily left
Speaker 1: versus right, even though that's how everybody wants us to feel.
Speaker 1: It's really rich versus every everybody else. Ye say rich,
Speaker 1: I don't mean millionaires. I'm talking billionaires. What do billionaires
Speaker 1: need to exist? They need a workforce below them. They're
Speaker 1: not going to fucking do it, but they need these
Speaker 1: little peons and minions to carry out all the things
Speaker 1: for them that they want to do. And that's what
Speaker 1: we all are. What's the ultimate goal here? Of course,
Speaker 1: you keep people in some type of I guess we
Speaker 1: could say slavery type situation where your health insurance is
Speaker 1: directly tied to your job. So you need a job
Speaker 1: because if you don't have one, maybe you're going to
Speaker 1: die if you get sick, and then we're going to
Speaker 1: pay you very little. But if you don't have a job,
Speaker 1: you're not going to have that health insurance. So we
Speaker 1: need all of you to keep working. What's the ultimate goal.
Speaker 1: I have a friend who says, well, AI is taking
Speaker 1: over robusts or everywhere. What if the ultimate goal truly
Speaker 1: is population reduction? Now you do away with the CDC
Speaker 1: and all these health agencies updating you on things going on.
Speaker 1: What does that open the door for pandemics plagues to
Speaker 1: just take over and people don't even know what's going
Speaker 1: on anymore, And you really are calling the population so
Speaker 1: that you have fewer people to actually take care of
Speaker 1: and use all the resources. And the robots, as much
Speaker 1: as everybody wants to be like, oh, embrace it, maybe
Speaker 1: we shouldn't.
Speaker 3: I am with you on that one, are you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: That was the word smoking a joint.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about Oh yeah, No, it definitely feels like one. No, No,
Speaker 3: you're still right man.
Speaker 1: Out here trying to kill us bro.
Speaker 3: No, like fuck the robots man, and I would like you.
Speaker 1: To know that we do sound just like Squirt and
Speaker 1: the other thing from Finding Nemo. What was the dad's name,
Speaker 1: not a little kid Crush?
Speaker 3: Crush, Yeah, because they have a right at Disney Turtle
Speaker 3: Time with Crush.
Speaker 4: Hey don't remember it.
Speaker 3: You didn't see Finding Nemo.
Speaker 4: I saw it, but I don't remember Finding Nemo, Like,
Speaker 4: I don't remember what was going on besides the fact
Speaker 4: that what is the name Dori head dementia or whatever.
Speaker 3: The best description of finding Nemo I've.
Speaker 1: Ever heard Dory has. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 1: Can I suggest that you revisit finding Nemo because it's
Speaker 1: such a good movement.
Speaker 4: The little girl tapping on the glass right now with
Speaker 4: those big braces, Yeah, she.
Speaker 1: Was the worst. That's how I picture Andrew kind of
Speaker 1: Oh oh for sure.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, like I crushed things. I love him
Speaker 4: so much.
Speaker 3: I was talking to Abby about cuteness aggression before. I
Speaker 3: it is real. I do have it, without a doubt.
Speaker 3: I don't mean to be like, but when I see
Speaker 3: like my sister's dog, sometimes I'm like, you're so cute.
Speaker 3: I just want to rent your arms off.
Speaker 4: That is, you're sick.
Speaker 2: I can't count.
Speaker 3: Abby. Before it was like you're so cute, like I
Speaker 3: want to stop you six feet under.
Speaker 4: Abby said that not me, but it's so true.
Speaker 1: I think about things too, like especially if I'm like
Speaker 1: cuddling a little dog, like when Sawyer comes in. I
Speaker 1: know he's not little, but I love him so much,
Speaker 1: his soft little body. When I'm hugging him, I'm like
Speaker 1: a good squshy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about what Andrew did to uh that dog
Speaker 4: that was here a few months ago.
Speaker 1: What did you do?
Speaker 4: What did you do? Andrew?
Speaker 1: Oh you jerked it off?
Speaker 3: I did not jerk off.
Speaker 1: I heard this story.
Speaker 3: You heard it from her, Miss Alligarchy. Yeah, take her
Speaker 3: advice from that one.
Speaker 2: Good luck.
Speaker 4: You touched a dog inappropriate?
Speaker 3: I did not. And then I showed you the video
Speaker 3: and you don't know where dogs parts are?
Speaker 4: Oh no, babe, it was not hard to see that part.
Speaker 1: It was hard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the dog not jerk off?
Speaker 3: A dog.
Speaker 1: Scotty jerked off? Sawyer didn't he or he did something
Speaker 1: or his friend did something weird. You know what, there's
Speaker 1: a weird story.
Speaker 3: He could tell his own story. Let him live his truth.
Speaker 1: There were't not allowed to talk about Scotty anymore. We've
Speaker 1: been banned. Should we should I ask one more? Ask
Speaker 1: me anything? Or should we hit the road? I have
Speaker 1: a miscall for my mother. I wonder what she wants. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a good one. This is a bad one.
Speaker 1: One person said, where do you get your read from?
Speaker 1: Baby girl is Jersey City? Yeah, we literally have dispensaries,
Speaker 1: like outside you walk outside my apartment, there's like fourteen.
Speaker 1: Andrews showed me one the other day that apparently if
Speaker 1: you just follow them they give you another ten or
Speaker 1: fifteen percent off.
Speaker 4: Of whatever you buy.
Speaker 3: It's very weird.
Speaker 1: Everywhere New York, New Jersey.
Speaker 4: There's no problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was the bad one. Let's ask the good one.
Speaker 1: What is something you would tell your thirteen year old self?
Speaker 4: Oh, this is easy. Oh yeah, probably like don't turn uh,
Speaker 4: don't tone yourself down, because I feel like around in
Speaker 4: junior high school was when I started hearing like so
Speaker 4: loud diamond or like you know, like you should figure
Speaker 4: out other ways to express yourself besides like yelling at people,
Speaker 4: and it was It's kind of different for me because
Speaker 4: my mom used to always tell me when I was
Speaker 4: like very little, like don't let anybody silence you. But
Speaker 4: then I got to school and I got to like
Speaker 4: middle school, high school, and I'm letting people tell me
Speaker 4: that I'm too loud and stuff like that, and I
Speaker 4: kind of feel like it kind of like it's weird
Speaker 4: to I feel like I've said this before. It's weird
Speaker 4: for me to have gone through that and then see
Speaker 4: people completely and totally accept Cardi b and like make
Speaker 4: it seem like, oh my god, this woman. We love
Speaker 4: her so much because she speaks her mind and I'm like,
Speaker 4: but these are some of the same people who were
Speaker 4: telling me that I was like boisterous and stuff like that. So, yeah,
Speaker 4: don't turn yourself, tone yourself down, Diamond, you're that bitch.
Speaker 1: Even we talk about all the time, they're certain acceptable,
Speaker 1: that certain behavior that's super acceptable when you're rich, and
Speaker 1: when you're not rich, they act like it's ghetto. But
Speaker 1: that same exact behavior when you're rich, example, day drinking.
Speaker 1: If you're poor and you're day drinking, people are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking bum If you're rich and you're day drinking, we're
Speaker 1: just out with the show. Yea yea that we're rich.
Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, people are just you
Speaker 1: can do whatever you want to. You speak a second
Speaker 1: language and you're poor. Oh my god, learn how to
Speaker 1: spake English. Oh my god, you speak a second language
Speaker 1: and you're rich. You are so cultured.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a vice president now of a company.
Speaker 1: It's amazing, it's wild. There's just very they're double standards.
Speaker 1: So I totally see where you're coming from. Be loud
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, as Casey Musgrave says, Oh God, make
Speaker 1: lots of noise, kiss lots of voice, kiss lots of girls.
Speaker 1: If that's something you're into. Okay, Diamond, it's such a
Speaker 1: good song.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: She got kicked out of country music for that song.
Speaker 4: Happy for her. Nobody wants to be there anyway.
Speaker 1: Oh Andrew, what would you tell your thirteen year old self?
Speaker 3: I would tell my thirteen year old self. Kids are
Speaker 3: assholes for sure, and you will be fine. Just weather
Speaker 3: the storm. You'll have a brighter day. He'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Do you have a naughty list of people from like
Speaker 1: middle high school?
Speaker 3: I got over it.
Speaker 1: I listen. I have no problem retroactively, like going back
Speaker 1: to pick on someone that deserved it ten years ago,
Speaker 1: fifteen years.
Speaker 3: For me, I just I don't. I don't think about it. Okay,
Speaker 3: them it whatever. I just those four years mentally blocked that.
Speaker 1: Wait, we said, thirteen year old self, So is this
Speaker 1: high school?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, high that's freshman. You're high school, babes. I
Speaker 3: need you to please pull.
Speaker 4: Up their instagrams, their facebooks.
Speaker 3: They're all doing great, and I'm happy for that.
Speaker 4: They're all doing great.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't know. I don't have a Facebook anymore,
Speaker 3: so I don't know what anybody is doing.
Speaker 1: I think that's got to be one of the toughest
Speaker 1: things is if there was a bully in high school
Speaker 1: or middle school, whenever, and then they're doing really well
Speaker 1: right now, damn man, because you really want that vengeance.
Speaker 1: Like the universe opened up and was like, no, not you.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be smited.
Speaker 3: Like you said, I don't talk to anybody from high school.
Speaker 3: I talked to people from my grammar school and colleges,
Speaker 3: but nobody.
Speaker 1: Nobody there except your bestie Nick, who has ridden with
Speaker 1: you since day one A one day.
Speaker 3: One again like just wasn't great, but we fair enough,
Speaker 3: and I would say you will be fine, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Will be fine. I think most of the times things
Speaker 1: end up fine. Everything feels incredibly crushing at the moment,
Speaker 1: but then you look back at it and you're kind
Speaker 1: of like, Okay, I mean, wasn't great. Wouldn't like to
Speaker 1: relive it?
Speaker 3: Oh No, But as Colma said, we are not going back.
Speaker 3: We are not going back.
Speaker 4: Oh but fast forward.
Speaker 1: Here we are. Yeah, we're back, in fact, going back.
Speaker 1: If I could tell my thirteen year old self something,
Speaker 1: it would be along the same lines of what both
Speaker 1: of you said, which is just keep on trucking, don't
Speaker 1: worry about trying to fit in. I think I spent
Speaker 1: too long trying to fit in on both sides. Even
Speaker 1: when I started in radio, the people that I used
Speaker 1: to work with told me the world does not see
Speaker 1: things the way you see things. You are a minority,
Speaker 1: you come from immigrant parents, your world views are not
Speaker 1: everybody else's world views. And I felt like at the time, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true, so I should try and be like you guys.
Speaker 1: And I really did try to fit in for a minute,
Speaker 1: and it didn't work for me. Can you just could
Speaker 1: you imagine? It just doesn't feel good and it doesn't
Speaker 1: feel good, And they were like, you know, they want
Speaker 1: a girly girl who talks about makeup and fashion, and
Speaker 1: just imagine that coming out of me. Please, I'll roll
Speaker 1: in here in a hoodie every day if I couldn't,
Speaker 1: I don't do that. And as soon as I realized
Speaker 1: stop trying to fit in, because when you don't fit in,
Speaker 1: essentially you're just standing out, it was a lot better
Speaker 1: and life got a lot easier. And I wish I
Speaker 1: could go back and tell my thirteen year old self
Speaker 1: that about everything all the time, because if we're being honest,
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever fit in in any room
Speaker 1: that I've walked into, I still don't hear yeah, but
Speaker 1: doesn't bother me.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: And one of the things they told me when I
Speaker 1: started was, don't try to be like us. We hired
Speaker 1: you because you're you. Don't try to be like us.
Speaker 3: I think to your point, there's a lot of things
Speaker 3: that I feel like if I look back on that
Speaker 3: I was like, didn't like or or did like at
Speaker 3: the time, and you know, you think like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: well you could change to be with this group or
Speaker 3: that group. I stuck, But I have not ever really
Speaker 3: changed my personality to mix in with different groups. If
Speaker 3: you don't like me, I truly will just I'm fine
Speaker 3: on an island by myself. But I feel like in
Speaker 3: years now that have gone on, I feel like people
Speaker 3: have come around and been like, oh, you did change
Speaker 3: and you were a jerk, and that's why you should
Speaker 3: always just stick to your guns and be true to
Speaker 3: who you are.
Speaker 1: And one of the things that I think people seek
Speaker 1: the most right now is authenticity and all of that
Speaker 1: goes into everything that everybody just said here, and it's
Speaker 1: also what's missing the most with all of the digital
Speaker 1: interaction and online interaction, you don't have authentic interactions because
Speaker 1: if I have a minute to think about what I'm
Speaker 1: going to say before I say it to you, I
Speaker 1: can curate myself to be whomever I actually want that
Speaker 1: person to be, who I want you to think I am.
Speaker 1: Whereas when you're face to face talking to someone you
Speaker 1: don't have a second to think about it. You're a
Speaker 1: lot more authentic in that in that realm works out
Speaker 1: better and people crave authenticity. And that is the one
Speaker 1: thing that when we get feedback about stuff, we get
Speaker 1: authenticity scores. The higher the score, the more you do
Speaker 1: well be your authentic self. All the thirteen year olds
Speaker 1: who are hopefully not listening to this podcast, but if
Speaker 1: you are, it's so sick yourself.
Speaker 3: Too, because I just think of kids now and they
Speaker 3: go to school and like I don't know, like they're filmed,
Speaker 3: like like just I could just think of like the
Speaker 3: worst thing that I felt during that time. If there
Speaker 3: were phones on top of it, for sure, Oh god,
Speaker 3: I would have gone on a slippy stock vacation real quick.
Speaker 3: Oh what slippy stock vacation? Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: What is.
Speaker 4: Andrew Hospital?
Speaker 3: Without a doubt you would have seen me those the
Speaker 3: grip would have been tight on those socks.
Speaker 1: You know, when when all this stuff first came out
Speaker 1: about cyberbullying, to me, I just thought, what how are
Speaker 1: you be bullied online?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Just shut your laptop and walk away. And now you
Speaker 1: really understand how horrible could because if any of us
Speaker 1: got picked on when we were little, you went home
Speaker 1: and you forgot about it, and your mom and dad
Speaker 1: hopefully were loving on you, and you could dive into
Speaker 1: everything else, and you probably play with your friends and whatever.
Speaker 1: Maybe the next day it's forgotten, maybe the next week's forgotten.
Speaker 1: But now if you get caught on camera doing some
Speaker 1: dumb shit that gets posted, and not only do you
Speaker 1: have to relive it every time you go online, but
Speaker 1: then it's not just your school that can pick on you,
Speaker 1: the whole world can. It's wild.
Speaker 3: No, thank you, it's really bad. They really should make
Speaker 3: it for eighteen plus or something, because there's your brain
Speaker 3: cannot handle that much.
Speaker 1: In my opinion, Scary's ass. I don't know how old
Speaker 1: he is. He can't handle it. Yeah, there are a
Speaker 1: lot of people here who we know in this building
Speaker 1: who they can't handle online bullying. You say one thing
Speaker 1: to them that they take as oh you don't love me,
Speaker 1: and it's just all they think about for the rest
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel really bad for people. And I don't know
Speaker 1: how I would raise a child, which is why I
Speaker 1: don't have any. I'd be very stressed. I think i'd
Speaker 1: be the parent on the bus fighting other kids. Oh
Speaker 1: for sure, who the same size as me? Because aig Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you have.
Speaker 3: The strength of a I got yelled at by a
Speaker 3: mom to the bus on being a brat, and so
Speaker 3: I was like not and it wasn't bullying, but the
Speaker 3: kid was annoying. Everybody was bullying. I just said like,
Speaker 3: calm it down, like, calm it down. And the mom
Speaker 3: when I got off the bus was like, did you
Speaker 3: tell my son that? And I was like yeah, because
Speaker 3: nobody likes him because he's so annoying. Was I supposed
Speaker 3: to lie?
Speaker 1: How old were you? I was sixth grade and all
Speaker 1: you said was calm it down? Andrew, yes, yes, and
Speaker 1: yes something about that. That answer.
Speaker 3: It was more just annoying, like you're trying to get
Speaker 3: everybody's conversations, like you're a nat go away.
Speaker 1: Andrew feels that way about people in balance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't say it now. So, if anything,
Speaker 3: I have to be more authentic.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you tell Diamond and I all
Speaker 1: the time, and so it's pissing me the fuck off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess so, and then.
Speaker 1: Usually we're like yeah, same on that same page. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well that's fair enough.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: I think we have to wrap it up because it's
Speaker 1: been quite a while. We're getting close to an hour.
Speaker 1: I could talk to you losers all day, Andrew. If
Speaker 1: people want to find you online, do not cyber bully you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't cyberbully me. Please. I'm a fragile fawn in
Speaker 3: the woods.
Speaker 1: Fawn in the woods in his lumberjack outfit. Out of here.
Speaker 1: He's wearing a flannel. Everybody a flannel. It looks good too.
Speaker 4: It did until you said that. Now I'm looking at
Speaker 4: it sideways.
Speaker 2: I feel like in.
Speaker 1: The woods.
Speaker 4: Girl girl.
Speaker 1: At Andrew Pug on Instagram only Instagram.
Speaker 3: We're not using X, and those that do use X
Speaker 3: really consider what you're supporting. Speaking of Diamond, how are
Speaker 3: you doing great?
Speaker 4: I'm great. I'm great. X still entertains me, so sorry.
Speaker 1: Babes, Diamond, where can they find you on X?
Speaker 4: At Diamond? Sincere with an underscore because that woman still
Speaker 4: won't give me the username.
Speaker 1: Have you tried again?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, they wish to try again.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's what I should tell my thirteen year old self,
Speaker 4: Try Diamond, try, don't.
Speaker 1: Take no for an answer the first time. Unless you're
Speaker 1: in a bedroom setting, then always take no for an answer,
Speaker 1: Oh Diamond, Where can they find you on Instagram?
Speaker 4: Oh Diamond? Sincere on Instagram? The page is private? How
Speaker 4: can you hate? What is it hate in the club?
Speaker 4: If you can't get in? Good bye? Yep, yep, you
Speaker 4: have to be accepted.
Speaker 1: And I am on Instagram at Baby Hot Sauce pretty sure,
Speaker 1: I'm still shadow band and losing followers every day, So
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